Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:16,475 --> 00:00:19,853
All right, Mother,
very funny.
2
00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:25,984
It's really easy
if you know how.
3
00:00:28,779 --> 00:00:31,532
Samantha, what happened
to your head?
4
00:00:31,573 --> 00:00:33,075
I gave myself
a permanent.
5
00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:35,034
On purpose?
Yes.
6
00:00:35,077 --> 00:00:39,164
I thought perhaps your finger
got stuck in a light socket.
7
00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:43,460
Did I hear you say
that you were going out
8
00:00:43,502 --> 00:00:45,879
with What's-His-Name tonight?
9
00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:48,090
It's our
seventh anniversary.
10
00:00:48,090 --> 00:00:49,967
Really, Samantha!
11
00:00:50,008 --> 00:00:53,262
You haven't been carrying on
this charade for seven years!
12
00:00:53,303 --> 00:00:55,722
Seven months, Mother.
13
00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:58,225
Just seems like seven years.
14
00:00:58,267 --> 00:00:59,810
You won't give up,
will you?
15
00:00:59,810 --> 00:01:02,187
Not until you do...
16
00:01:02,229 --> 00:01:03,397
or he does.
17
00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:08,110
Well, don't hold your breath.
Darrin loves me.
18
00:01:08,151 --> 00:01:11,530
Samantha, you're living
in a fool's paradise.
19
00:01:11,530 --> 00:01:14,491
Sooner or later that
perfect husband of yours
20
00:01:14,533 --> 00:01:18,578
is going to roam,
and I don't mean Italy.
21
00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:19,955
It doesn't have
to be that way.
22
00:01:19,997 --> 00:01:21,748
Oh, yes, it does.
23
00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:22,916
Why?
24
00:01:22,958 --> 00:01:26,253
Because he's mortal.
25
00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:23,101
You've done it again,
Darrin.
26
00:02:23,101 --> 00:02:25,312
Using the Venus de Milo
in this fashion
27
00:02:25,354 --> 00:02:28,190
was a stroke
of genius.
28
00:02:28,190 --> 00:02:30,484
Don't you agree, Charlie?
First-rate.
29
00:02:30,525 --> 00:02:32,151
I'm glad you're pleased,
Mr. Godfrey.
30
00:02:32,194 --> 00:02:34,696
It's exactly what
we've been looking for.
31
00:02:34,738 --> 00:02:40,410
Style, class and just the right
implication of... allure.
32
00:02:40,410 --> 00:02:41,703
As far as I'm concerned,
33
00:02:41,745 --> 00:02:43,705
it's a deal. Well, I'll
carry the ball from here
34
00:02:43,747 --> 00:02:45,332
with you and
the lawyers, Charlie.
35
00:02:45,374 --> 00:02:46,625
Slow down, Larry.
36
00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:48,669
I said it was a deal
as far as I was concerned.
37
00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:50,044
Well, you are
the president
38
00:02:50,087 --> 00:02:52,172
of Countess Margaret's
Cosmetics, aren't you?
39
00:02:52,214 --> 00:02:53,340
That's right.
40
00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:55,675
And Margaret Marshall
is chairman of the board.
41
00:02:55,717 --> 00:03:00,013
Oh, I forgot all about
the iron tigress.
42
00:03:00,055 --> 00:03:03,642
She's due any minute.
I wouldn't worry too much.
43
00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:05,769
I showed her Stephens'
preliminary sketches.
44
00:03:05,811 --> 00:03:07,770
She didn't toss them
in the wastepaper basket.
45
00:03:07,813 --> 00:03:09,272
That's always
a good sign.
46
00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:11,525
Oh, boy.
47
00:03:11,566 --> 00:03:13,860
I think she'll buy you.
48
00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:15,320
Buy me?
49
00:03:16,113 --> 00:03:17,197
The campaign.
50
00:03:19,157 --> 00:03:20,617
Yes?
51
00:03:20,659 --> 00:03:22,661
Miss Marshall
is on her way in, Mr. Stephens.
52
00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:23,704
Thank you.
53
00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:32,212
Miss Marshall.
54
00:03:32,254 --> 00:03:34,840
Hello, Margaret.
How nice to see you.
55
00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:36,550
You're faking it, Charles.
56
00:03:36,591 --> 00:03:38,677
You know I make you
a nervous wreck.
57
00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:40,721
Oh, and you can skip
the introductions.
58
00:03:40,762 --> 00:03:42,264
I've already met Mr. Tate.
59
00:03:42,305 --> 00:03:44,224
He's been trying to
lure my account away
60
00:03:44,266 --> 00:03:46,601
from Ryan and Worth
for three years now.
61
00:03:46,643 --> 00:03:48,061
I think I finally
made it.
62
00:03:48,103 --> 00:03:51,148
Well, that hasn't quite
been decided yet, has it?
63
00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:56,695
And you're Mr. Stephens.
Yes.
64
00:03:56,737 --> 00:04:00,407
I like your work.
I hope I'll like you.
65
00:04:00,449 --> 00:04:03,201
I hope so too.
66
00:04:09,124 --> 00:04:10,792
Well, Charlie,
what do you think?
67
00:04:10,834 --> 00:04:13,545
I'm sold!
That is, if you are.
68
00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:15,839
It is good.
Splendid!
69
00:04:15,881 --> 00:04:17,883
Then let's sign the papers
so Darrin can get started.
70
00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:19,801
Just a minute, Larry,
I said it was good.
71
00:04:19,843 --> 00:04:22,846
I didn't say
I was ready to sign.
72
00:04:22,888 --> 00:04:24,973
I want Darrin to have
the benefit of my thinking
73
00:04:25,015 --> 00:04:26,349
on the changes
we discussed.
74
00:04:26,391 --> 00:04:28,851
If it comes off
as well as I think it will,
75
00:04:28,894 --> 00:04:30,103
he'll have the account.
76
00:04:30,145 --> 00:04:32,022
Fair enough. Let's get to work.
77
00:04:32,063 --> 00:04:33,940
I can't. I'm late
for a meeting at our plant.
78
00:04:33,982 --> 00:04:35,442
But you'll be back.
79
00:04:35,484 --> 00:04:36,818
Well, not soon enough.
80
00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:38,987
I'm afraid you'll have to
meet me in Chicago.
81
00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:40,572
Chicago?
82
00:04:40,613 --> 00:04:41,782
Our home offices are there.
83
00:04:41,823 --> 00:04:43,700
I'll arrange
your transportation.
84
00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:45,660
We'll have dinner tonight
and get to work.
85
00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:46,870
Tonight?
86
00:04:46,912 --> 00:04:49,664
Never argue with
a million dollar account.
87
00:04:49,706 --> 00:04:50,999
I have great plans
for us.
88
00:04:51,041 --> 00:04:52,751
He'll be there.
Good.
89
00:04:52,751 --> 00:04:55,462
Let's go, Charlie.
90
00:04:58,464 --> 00:04:59,800
We're in, my boy!
91
00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,176
Margaret Marshall's
signature on a contract
92
00:05:01,218 --> 00:05:03,637
could mean
$250,000 annually.
93
00:05:03,678 --> 00:05:05,138
Larry, it's
our anniversary.
94
00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:07,140
Incidentally, I think she's
taken quite a shine to you.
95
00:05:07,182 --> 00:05:09,559
Larry!
She doesn't know you're married.
96
00:05:09,559 --> 00:05:10,936
So until this deal
is signed,
97
00:05:10,976 --> 00:05:12,729
what she doesn't know
won't hurt her, right?
98
00:05:12,729 --> 00:05:14,189
Larry, my anniversary.
99
00:05:14,231 --> 00:05:19,236
Don't swim upstream, Darrin,
unless you want to lay an egg.
100
00:05:26,910 --> 00:05:29,746
Hi, there!
My, you are home early.
101
00:05:29,788 --> 00:05:31,915
You didn't get fired,
I hope.
102
00:05:31,957 --> 00:05:33,250
No, nothing like that.
103
00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:35,293
As a matter of fact,
things have been going well.
104
00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:36,503
Good.
105
00:05:36,545 --> 00:05:38,839
Sam, I've got to talk
to you about something.
106
00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:40,589
What happened
to your head?
107
00:05:40,632 --> 00:05:42,926
I got my finger stuck
in a light socket.
108
00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:44,511
You should see how
pretty it's gonna look
109
00:05:44,553 --> 00:05:45,846
when I take it
down tonight.
110
00:05:45,887 --> 00:05:48,014
That's what I have
to talk to you about.
111
00:05:48,056 --> 00:05:50,267
We have to call it off.
112
00:05:50,308 --> 00:05:53,186
Oh, Darrin.
I'm sorry, but it's business.
113
00:05:53,228 --> 00:05:55,146
You see, the head
of this cosmetic firm
114
00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:57,190
feels that my work needs
a few finishing touches
115
00:05:57,232 --> 00:05:58,984
and insists upon
doing them tonight,
116
00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:00,861
so I have to fly to Chicago.
117
00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:03,279
Chicago?
Mm-hm.
118
00:06:03,279 --> 00:06:06,449
This person flew back and
practically issued an order
119
00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:07,909
for me to follow immediately.
120
00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:10,452
Oh. Well, that's very
inconsiderate.
121
00:06:10,495 --> 00:06:11,913
Who is this person?
122
00:06:11,955 --> 00:06:14,040
What person?
The head of the firm.
123
00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:17,002
Oh! Name's Marshall.
124
00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:19,921
I'm sorry, honey, but I've just
gotta lock up this account.
125
00:06:19,963 --> 00:06:24,384
Darrin, aren't you gonna
open your present?
126
00:06:24,426 --> 00:06:27,387
Of course, darling.
127
00:06:33,351 --> 00:06:36,062
Beautiful-looking box.
128
00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:39,190
Oh, honey,
that's a knockout!
129
00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:40,692
You like it?
130
00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:42,694
You didn't--
131
00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:44,237
No, of course not.
132
00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:48,742
I've been saving money
out of the grocery budget.
133
00:06:48,783 --> 00:06:50,994
Works too.
134
00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:52,829
Here, open yours.
135
00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:55,832
Oh, Darrin.
136
00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:07,052
Oh!
137
00:07:07,093 --> 00:07:09,679
Darrin, it's beautiful!
138
00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:10,931
You sure you like it?
139
00:07:10,972 --> 00:07:14,225
It's stunning!
You have marvelous taste.
140
00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:17,646
Thank you. You sure
you don't care about tonight?
141
00:07:17,687 --> 00:07:19,981
Well--
142
00:07:20,023 --> 00:07:23,777
But I understand.
I would like to come with you.
143
00:07:23,818 --> 00:07:28,031
No! I-I mean, I don't think
you'd enjoy it, sweetheart.
144
00:07:28,073 --> 00:07:29,407
I'd be with you.
145
00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:32,535
Yes, but I'd be
with this person.
146
00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:35,372
Besides, there's an unwritten
law in the advertising game:
147
00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:37,624
wives and business
just don't mix.
148
00:07:37,666 --> 00:07:39,084
You could take me along
149
00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:40,961
in a case with holes in it,
like a pussycat,
150
00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:42,462
and nobody would know
I was there.
151
00:07:42,504 --> 00:07:44,297
Honey, I'll only be gone
a few hours.
152
00:07:44,339 --> 00:07:46,883
If you get lonely,
ask your mother to join you.
153
00:07:50,595 --> 00:07:54,265
I'll think of something
to amuse me tonight.
154
00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:58,311
Ah, I'd feel much better if
you stayed right here at home.
155
00:07:58,353 --> 00:07:59,437
Promise?
156
00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,856
If you promise not to let
that Marshall person
157
00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:03,316
keep you away too long.
158
00:08:03,358 --> 00:08:05,026
It's a deal.
159
00:08:05,068 --> 00:08:08,446
Just tell her your wife's
waiting for you.
160
00:08:12,367 --> 00:08:13,410
Her?
161
00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:24,379
Don't say it.
162
00:08:24,421 --> 00:08:27,841
Nothing is farther
from my thoughts.
163
00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:32,470
But... I told you so.
164
00:08:38,934 --> 00:08:40,602
Mr. Darrin Stephens,
165
00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:43,273
please step to the telephone
at the information counter.
166
00:08:43,314 --> 00:08:45,942
Mr. Darrin Stephens,
please step to the telephone
167
00:08:45,984 --> 00:08:48,570
at the information counter.
168
00:08:48,611 --> 00:08:51,030
Hello, Samantha?
169
00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:53,742
Oh, Larry, you just caught me.
170
00:08:53,783 --> 00:08:55,660
Now go to it, my boy.
171
00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:56,785
And I don't
have to tell you
172
00:08:56,828 --> 00:08:58,413
what this account
could mean to us.
173
00:08:58,455 --> 00:09:01,583
Look, there's only so much I can
do, even for McMann & Tate.
174
00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:07,213
And above all, remember,
don't tell her you're married.
175
00:09:07,255 --> 00:09:10,300
Okay, Larry, okay.
Goodbye.
176
00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:13,886
Mr. Stephens. I'm Kujo.
177
00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:15,388
How'd you know me?
178
00:09:15,429 --> 00:09:17,807
Missy Marshall
described you perfectly.
179
00:09:17,849 --> 00:09:22,102
Handsome, strong-looking
young man, sexy eyes, worried.
180
00:09:22,145 --> 00:09:24,564
This way, please.
181
00:09:24,606 --> 00:09:25,482
Where are you taking me?
182
00:09:25,523 --> 00:09:27,984
To Missy Marshall.
At her office?
183
00:09:28,026 --> 00:09:30,403
Surely you jest!
I do?
184
00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:32,072
You dine alone
with her at home.
185
00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:34,991
Very private.
Easy to get things done.
186
00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:52,467
Captain Kelly waiting
to take you
187
00:09:52,509 --> 00:09:54,385
to Missy Marshall
in speedboat.
188
00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:55,970
You said I was meeting
Missy Mar--
189
00:09:56,011 --> 00:09:58,139
I mean, Miss Marshall,
at home.
190
00:09:58,139 --> 00:10:00,308
Is home, see?
191
00:10:01,893 --> 00:10:04,145
Name of boat, True Love.
192
00:10:04,729 --> 00:10:06,439
She lives out there?
193
00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:09,150
People who live on yachts
don't have noisy neighbors.
194
00:10:09,192 --> 00:10:11,111
You'll be all
by yourself.
195
00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:13,029
Captain Kelly,
this is Mr. Stephens.
196
00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:14,489
Deliver him
to Missy Marshall, please.
197
00:10:14,530 --> 00:10:17,117
My pleasure, sir.
The speedboat's waiting.
198
00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:18,910
Is that your cat?
199
00:10:18,910 --> 00:10:21,830
No, just found it wandering
around the end of the pier.
200
00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:24,749
Unusual too. Most cats
don't take much to the water.
201
00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:27,377
I'm moored at the end of
the pier. This way, sir.
202
00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:29,879
Are you taking that cat?
203
00:10:29,879 --> 00:10:32,715
Might as well give it a good
home aboard the True Love.
204
00:10:34,008 --> 00:10:35,468
[Samantha] Well, you could take me along
205
00:10:35,510 --> 00:10:38,513
in a case with holes in it,
like a pussycat.
206
00:10:38,554 --> 00:10:40,431
Would you mind
waiting for me for a minute?
207
00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:43,101
I'd like to make
a phone call.
208
00:10:45,227 --> 00:10:46,729
Looks like
our fearless leader
209
00:10:46,771 --> 00:10:49,274
caught herself a very
nervous one this time.
210
00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:51,526
He has all the symptoms
of a married man.
211
00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:55,113
Well, he'll be three miles out.
No one can get to him there.
212
00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:58,199
Hmm, jealous wife
make very strong swimmer.
213
00:10:58,241 --> 00:11:01,285
Confucius?
Kujo. I just make it up.
214
00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:05,081
No, operator, I don't remember
the area code number.
215
00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:07,333
Your dedication to housework
216
00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:09,335
is positively revolting,
Samantha.
217
00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:10,336
Be patient, Mother.
218
00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:11,504
As soon as
I burn the trash,
219
00:11:11,546 --> 00:11:13,506
we'll have time
for a nice, long visit.
220
00:11:13,548 --> 00:11:16,759
You realize, of course,
that while you're igniting that,
221
00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:19,136
Margaret Marshall
is doing the same thing
222
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,513
to that husband of yours.
223
00:11:20,554 --> 00:11:23,766
I told you why
Darrin went to Chicago.
224
00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:25,643
It's business.
225
00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:30,481
Monkey business.
226
00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:42,785
She's not here, Donald.
227
00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:55,631
Did you get to your party?
No.
228
00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:58,092
Maybe your party
get to other party.
229
00:11:58,134 --> 00:12:01,095
Yeah.
All set, sir?
230
00:12:01,136 --> 00:12:05,266
I guess so.
This way, please.
231
00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:10,230
Did I hear the phone ring?
232
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,564
I don't know. Did you?
233
00:12:11,606 --> 00:12:13,066
You were standing
right there.
234
00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:15,443
No. Actually I was
standing over there.
235
00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:19,572
Now that you mention it,
I did hear a ringing sound.
236
00:12:19,614 --> 00:12:22,367
Mother, did the phone ring while
I was outside or didn't it?
237
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:23,451
I believe it did.
238
00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:24,994
Who was it?
It didn't say.
239
00:12:25,035 --> 00:12:27,830
You answered, and you don't know
who was on the other end?
240
00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:32,252
Well, not exactly.
I didn't answer it.
241
00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:34,212
It must've been Darrin.
242
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,422
Mother, you really
are impossible.
243
00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:40,301
Well, Samantha, I didn't want
to be overly pushy.
244
00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:41,552
I'm sure he wanted
to talk to me,
245
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,096
and I have no way
of reaching him.
246
00:12:43,136 --> 00:12:44,472
Why don't you go
to Chicago.
247
00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:47,350
Because I promised
I wouldn't.
248
00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:49,936
And because it's underhanded
and sneaky
249
00:12:49,977 --> 00:12:51,354
and shows a complete
lack of faith.
250
00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:54,274
All right,
you talked me into it.
251
00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:55,400
Into what?
252
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:58,194
Well, I didn't
promise him anything.
253
00:12:58,236 --> 00:13:01,280
After all, someone has
to be there to make sure
254
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,449
that he's not making
a fool of you.
255
00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:05,326
Mother, I forbid you.
256
00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:08,328
You forbid me?
257
00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:13,001
Isn't that divine?
258
00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:16,963
Oh, really, Samantha, I think
you've lost your marbles.
259
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:32,729
Welcome aboard the True Love.
And down the hatch.
260
00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:34,939
Thank you.
All secured, Miss Marshall.
261
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:37,066
Good. Let's get under way.
Under way?
262
00:13:37,107 --> 00:13:39,861
We'll take a cruise while
we're planning our campaign.
263
00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:44,032
I always plan better
away from the crowd.
264
00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:45,950
How far are we going?
265
00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:49,996
We'll see how
our plans crystallize.
266
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:11,267
Why so fidgety?
267
00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:13,519
I, um-- I'm just
not used to boats.
268
00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:15,980
You're not afraid of me,
are you?
269
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:19,025
Certainly not. I just think
we should get down to business.
270
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:20,818
So do I.
271
00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:36,250
[Margaret] Is something wrong?
272
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:38,795
I think we'd better
discuss the champagne.
273
00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:40,171
I mean, the campaign.
274
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:43,341
That's what we're
here for, after all.
275
00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:45,802
Why are you so nervous?
276
00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:51,015
Cats. I'm allergic to cats.
They make me sneeze.
277
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,351
We'll have her removed.
278
00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:55,645
She does have a pretty face.
279
00:14:55,686 --> 00:14:57,688
Beautiful! Lovely face.
280
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,857
It's the prettiest face
I've ever seen.
281
00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:04,695
Oh, Kujo, put another bottle
on ice
282
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,447
and take the pussycat away.
283
00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:09,700
Yes, Missy.
284
00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:18,876
Have you always
had this trouble?
285
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,628
I don't have any trouble.
286
00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:22,463
Oh, the allergy!
287
00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:25,216
Oh, yes, yes, since I was--
288
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:28,344
Oh, you probably never had a pet
when you were a boy.
289
00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:29,971
What a shame.
290
00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:31,222
Yes.
291
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,766
Well, now, you were saying
at the office this afternoon
292
00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:36,477
that you had an idea
for a specific approach.
293
00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:38,271
Shall we talk about that?
294
00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:43,151
I always have specific ideas
about approaches.
295
00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:45,486
They must be good.
You've been very successful.
296
00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:46,779
Very.
297
00:15:46,821 --> 00:15:48,906
You own and operate
one of the most successful
298
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,825
firms of its kind
in the country.
299
00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:54,745
Quite remarkable.
300
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,622
Does the music bother you?
301
00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:59,000
Not a bit.
Good.
302
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,043
Shall we dive
right into the matter,
303
00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:04,589
so that I could have
the benefit of your thinking?
304
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,674
If you insist.
305
00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:08,926
It's quite simple, really.
306
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,679
Instead of Venus,
I thought we'd have a girl
307
00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:14,265
rising from the sea
on the label.
308
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:19,437
I might even pose for it myself
in something scant and sexy.
309
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,230
Do you think
that's too immodest?
310
00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:24,817
Oh, not at all.
But Venus was a classic.
311
00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:28,863
To the women who buy my product,
Venus is a plump girl
312
00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:31,240
who never learned
to stop biting her fingernails.
313
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:34,660
But something scant and sexy,
is that the proper image?
314
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,581
I'm beginning to think
315
00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:40,625
that you don't think
I can handle it.
316
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,502
Oh, I didn't mean that.
317
00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:44,462
Don't go away.
318
00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:48,799
Samantha? Where are you?
319
00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:21,123
All right, Samantha,
I know it's you.
320
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:22,959
You gave me your word
you'd stay home,
321
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,835
but you couldn't keep
your promise, could you?
322
00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:27,129
[Darrin] Now, what has it
accomplished?
323
00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:29,423
It just proves
that you don't trust me.
324
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:33,219
Sweetheart, you know I love you.
Why did you have to do this?
325
00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:43,186
I--
326
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:44,355
Samantha?
327
00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:49,026
Samantha, you have no right
to act this way!
328
00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:53,781
Now, Sam, I'm here on business,
and that's all there is.
329
00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:56,409
Sam?
330
00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:30,151
Hi.
331
00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:33,446
Looking for something?
The cat.
332
00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:35,740
Did she come back?
Yes.
333
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:39,285
She must like you.
She did, once.
334
00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:42,371
When?
Never mind.
335
00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:44,415
You haven't even noticed.
336
00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:49,587
Do you think the public would
mind replacing Venus with me?
337
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:53,257
Oh, no, you look lovely,
great, marvelous! Now cover up.
338
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:54,842
We'll change
the campaign your way.
339
00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:56,552
You win. We're all set.
340
00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:58,220
Now that the business is over,
341
00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:01,015
shall we get down to
the recreational aspects?
342
00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:02,183
Don't you think you should
343
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:03,643
put on something
a little bit warmer?
344
00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:05,895
You'll catch your death of cold.
I'm quite comfortable.
345
00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:07,521
Cozy, as a matter
of fact.
346
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:09,607
Larry Tate should have
come along in this meeting.
347
00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:12,484
We don't need him.
Oh, yes, we do.
348
00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:14,654
There are certain complications
he should be aware of.
349
00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:18,824
This is no time to worry about
complications or Larry Tate.
350
00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:24,497
Samantha, wait!
351
00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:26,123
Excuse me.
352
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:34,048
Samantha?
353
00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:38,886
Where are you, darling?
354
00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:42,013
Samantha?
355
00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:48,311
Sam?
356
00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:52,273
Is everything hunky-dory,
Mr. Stephens?
357
00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:54,984
Yes, fine. I was just taking
a turn around the deck.
358
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,862
Salt air
is very refreshing.
359
00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:59,156
Yes, I can imagine.
360
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:04,244
Sam?
361
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:07,957
Sam?
362
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:11,585
Sam?
363
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:16,048
Sam?
364
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:21,178
Sweetheart, is that you
underneath all those feathers?
365
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:26,183
It's me, Darrin.
366
00:20:27,101 --> 00:20:28,936
Speak to me, sweetheart.
367
00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:32,857
Don't be angry.
You know I love you.
368
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:36,068
Don't turn away
from me like that.
369
00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:39,155
Sam, will you please
stop spying on me?
370
00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:41,615
Everything's going to
be all right, just--
371
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:43,200
Have you been eating fish?
372
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:46,704
[Darrin] Will you
just fly away home?
373
00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:53,169
Oh. Excuse me.
374
00:20:58,007 --> 00:21:01,427
Samantha. Samantha,
you're driving me crazy.
375
00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:02,636
Speak to me.
376
00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:04,888
Darling, say something.
377
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,891
Anything at all.
378
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:10,394
I apologize for thinking
you were that ugly bird.
379
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:13,022
[Darrin] Samantha, I love you!
380
00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:16,317
Don't growl at me, sweetheart.
381
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:21,405
I know what
you mean.
382
00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:24,700
He was behaving very strangely
when he was in here.
383
00:21:24,742 --> 00:21:26,410
Oh, all right, captain,
384
00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:28,746
I guess you'd better head
the boat back to the mooring.
385
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,539
Aye, aye,
Miss Marshall.
386
00:21:36,754 --> 00:21:40,965
Are you always romantic
with cats and pelicans
387
00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:42,676
instead of women?
388
00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:44,345
Not necessarily.
389
00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:48,182
Captain Kelly couldn't help
overhearing your conversation.
390
00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:50,684
It was just a gag.
You understand.
391
00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:52,520
It's hard to explain.
392
00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:57,691
Let me help you.
You're married, right?
393
00:21:57,733 --> 00:21:59,652
Oh, yes!
394
00:21:59,693 --> 00:22:01,153
I wasn't
supposed to t--
395
00:22:01,195 --> 00:22:03,739
I mean, it never came up,
so I didn't mention it.
396
00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:05,741
But I'm very married, yes.
397
00:22:05,782 --> 00:22:07,743
She must be exceptional.
398
00:22:07,785 --> 00:22:09,787
Oh, she is!
Exceptional, I mean.
399
00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:12,080
If I told you how exceptional,
you wouldn't believe me.
400
00:22:12,122 --> 00:22:15,459
Spare me the details.
401
00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:17,419
Then the deal's off?
402
00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:21,340
Off? With the best campaign
I've seen in years?
403
00:22:21,382 --> 00:22:24,009
Look, friend,
business is one thing.
404
00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:25,970
Playtime is another.
405
00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:27,847
You've got what I want
for the company.
406
00:22:27,888 --> 00:22:29,265
So when you get back
to your office,
407
00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:32,434
you can tell your associates
all systems are go.
408
00:22:32,476 --> 00:22:33,185
Is that clear?
409
00:22:33,227 --> 00:22:34,603
Oh, that's very clear.
410
00:22:34,645 --> 00:22:37,898
And I'm sorry
that I love my wife.
411
00:22:37,940 --> 00:22:39,942
I mean, I don't mean
my wife, I mean--
412
00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:46,490
Oh, please, it isn't important.
I'll leave you two alone now.
413
00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:50,077
Oh, and one parting word
of advice.
414
00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:54,290
If I were you,
I'd never touch champagne.
415
00:22:57,292 --> 00:22:59,670
You just wait
till I get you home.
416
00:23:18,689 --> 00:23:22,026
All right, Sam, your little
masquerade is over.
417
00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:24,153
You're home now.
418
00:23:24,194 --> 00:23:27,656
Now, will you please talk to me
before I really get angry?
419
00:23:27,698 --> 00:23:30,659
Hello, darling.
I'm so glad you're home.
420
00:23:30,701 --> 00:23:33,203
I'm so glad to see you!
See me?
421
00:23:33,244 --> 00:23:35,873
I haven't been out of your sight
since I left this house.
422
00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:37,791
What on earth
do you mean?
423
00:23:42,379 --> 00:23:44,006
Uh, I mean,
424
00:23:44,048 --> 00:23:49,219
you haven't been out of my sight
since I left this house.
425
00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:52,138
You've been right there,
uh, in my mind,
426
00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:54,350
just as though
you were really there.
427
00:23:54,350 --> 00:23:55,935
That's sweet.
428
00:23:56,769 --> 00:23:58,311
What were you saying
to this cat?
429
00:23:58,354 --> 00:23:59,521
What cat?
430
00:23:59,563 --> 00:24:01,565
Oh, this cat!
Nothing special.
431
00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:04,484
You know how much
I love animals.
432
00:24:04,526 --> 00:24:07,571
Besides,
it's a present for you.
433
00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:11,492
To keep you company in case
I ever have to leave home again.
434
00:24:11,532 --> 00:24:13,953
Try not to
leave home again.
435
00:24:23,170 --> 00:24:24,922
Good night, Mother.
436
00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:28,300
You never looked lovelier.
31615
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Ewe
Faroese
Filipino
Finnish
French
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Lozi
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Northern Sotho
Norwegian
Oromo
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Tumbuka
Turkish
Turkmen
Uighur
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof