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Sam.
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Hmm?
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I think I forgot to lock
the back door.
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I'll do it.
No, I'll do it.
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Oh, no, sweetheart.
You're too tired.
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Well, so are you.
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I'll do it from here.
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Oh, no!
Never mind.
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No hocus-pocus.
I'll do it.
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All right, darling.
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Oh.
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Oh! Darrin!
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Oh! Darrin!
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Darrin! Oh, darling!
I think I sprained my ankle.
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Oh, honey, I'm sorry!
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Don't apologize.
It's not your fault.
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It is my fault.
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I just remembered.
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I already locked
the back door.
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Beautiful.
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Samantha!
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Oh, not again.
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Please let it be
my imagination.
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[Darrin] Samantha!
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It isn't.
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Yes, darling, I hear you.
What do you want?
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A pencil!
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A pencil.
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Pencil.
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Cigarettes, lighter,
magazines.
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Pencil.
Oh! Thank you.
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I'm sorry I had to
bother you again, honey.
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How many trips does this make?
Fifteen?
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Twenty-seven.
But who counts?
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"Whoever finds this,
I love you.
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Please bring me
another pencil."
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Oh, Darrin.
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Thank you.
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A-N--
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Samantha!
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Did you call me?
I did.
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Sit down.
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I want to talk to you.
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When?
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Now.
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Oh.
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Darrin, before you get angry,
please be fair.
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You sailed something
down to me. Right?
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It was only fair
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that I sail a little something
back up to you.
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What I did was not only
extremely clever and humorous,
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it was aerodynamically sound.
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What you did was witchcraft,
premeditated and uncalled-for,
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merely to irritate me.
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Well, when you put it that way,
I do feel terribly guilty.
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But I was just too tired
to dash up the stairs again.
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I have been
running you ragged,
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haven't I?
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No. I only limp when I hurry.
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Maybe we should
hire a nurse.
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What for?
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Not a very pretty nurse,
of course.
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You don't need a nurse!
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Oh, not for me.
For you.
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I don't need a nurse either.
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All I need is
a little help to--
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Darrin, I have an idea!
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What sort of an idea?
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An idea of how to solve
the servant problem around here.
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What are you
talking about?
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What if I were downstairs
and you wanted a glass of water?
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Yeah?
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Go ahead. Ask for it.
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Sam, I've told you
a hundred times,
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I don't want any part
of that nonsense.
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Would you rather I ran
up and down stairs all day?
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No, of course not.
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Then, Darrin,
why won't you let me
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have the house
cooperate with you?
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Cooperate?
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Oh, please, darling?
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It'd be so much easier.
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Well, what am I supposed to do?
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Ask for something.
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Anything at all?
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Anything we've got.
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Do we have any bananas?
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Mm-hm.
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All right.
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Banana, come. Darrin!
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You don't have
to sound like Tarzan.
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Well, I never talked
to a banana before.
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Well, some of us got it,
some of us ain't.
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Something's out of whack.
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I'll go see.
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Mother!
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Hello, darling.
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That's Darrin's banana.
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Well, how was I to know?
It was just floating by.
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It was on its way upstairs.
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Upstairs!
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Whatever are you
talking about?
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Just a minute.
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No, no, no.
Upstairs. Hurry!
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What is this all about?
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Darrin called for it.
You intercepted.
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He called for it!
Don't tell me he's a convert!
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No, of course not.
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I just arranged for the house
to cooperate with him
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while he's recuperating.
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Oh!
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Excuse me.
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Well, well, well, well, well.
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It's Adam and the apple
all over again.
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Window, open.
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Window, close.
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Drapes, close.
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Drapes, open.
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Window, halfway open.
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Lunch.
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I'd like a baked ham
and Swiss cheese sandwich
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on wheat bread...
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double order
of potato salad,
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sweet pickles--
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Oh, hold the mustard.
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Samantha, when you
make a mistake,
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you do make a lulu.
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What mistake?
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You just wait.
You'll see.
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There. Ah. You see?
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Now it's started.
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Mother, I've been running
up and down stairs all day.
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Darrin's doing that
to help me.
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Oh, yes?
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Don't you realize,
Samantha,
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you've given him
the proverbial inch?
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Opened up the forbidden
can of peas,
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poked the hole
in the dike?
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I don't know what
you're talking about.
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[Endora] You've given him
a taste of power.
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Now he'll want
more and more and more.
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Not Darrin.
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Ohh, if he's mortal,
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he's greedy.
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[Samantha] He's not greedy!
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He's hungry.
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Mmm. He's hungry-greedy.
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[Samantha] Oh, just a minute.
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Today, lunch.
Tomorrow, the world.
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Hi, darling.
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Hello, sweetheart.
How are you feeling?
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Marvelous!
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I never had more fun
in my life. How about you?
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Ooh! I'm exhausted.
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But I finished everything.
This is the last of the ironing.
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Good.
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Book, back
to the living room.
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And remember my place.
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Sit down, sweetheart.
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I'll be back
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as soon as I
put the towels away.
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Never mind that.
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Towels, put yourselves away.
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That's pretty good, huh?
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Sit down, darling.
I want to talk to you.
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You know,
I have been thinking,
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and I have come
to a conclusion.
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I've been selfish,
stupid and unreasonable.
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And I want to ask
your forgiveness.
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I don't know what
you're talking about.
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Well, when we were married,
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you tried to fit your way
into my scheme of life.
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I love you.
I want you to be happy.
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But what did I want?
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I wanted you to give up
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everything that was
natural to you.
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I said, "No more witchcraft.
Give it up." That's what I said.
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Isn't that what I said?
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Yes, but I understand.
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That's because you kept
an open mind. But not me.
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No, my mind was closed.
Just like a clam shell.
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But that's all over.
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Cigarette, please.
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Over?
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Yes.
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From now on, I want you
to use that power
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whenever and wherever
you want to.
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Light, please.
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Darrin, you don't really
mean that?
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I most certainly do.
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Why have I said to you,
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"No witchcraft. Don't help me.
Don't help yourself."
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Why? I ask you, why?
Well, I'll tell you why.
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It was ego.
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If I couldn't do it,
I didn't want you to do it.
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If I couldn't
give something to you,
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I didn't want you
to have it.
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Ego! Pure ego.
Simple as that.
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Darling, that's not ego.
That's the way it should be.
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Not if you have
to suffer for it.
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I'm not suffering!
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You don't have a fur coat.
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Lots of women
don't have fur coats.
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Louise Tate has a fur coat.
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She can afford it.
We can't.
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You mean I can't.
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I'd just as soon wait
until you could.
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That's just my ego
talking again, Sam.
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Will you please
stop being so considerate
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of my inconsiderateness?
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I guess Mother was right.
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Really?
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Hi, Mom.
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How are you, dear boy?
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You were saying?
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Well, I do understand.
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Mothers want the very best
for their daughters.
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There's nothing unusual
about that.
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You're being quite sensible
about the whole situation.
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There you are.
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I can see that.
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After all, isn't that
what you always wanted?
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Harmony in the family?
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Of course.
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All right.
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If that's the way
it has to be.
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What sort of a fur coat
would you like me to have?
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One that's every bit as nice
as the one Louise Tate wears,
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because you deserve it.
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You look positively
beautiful, Sam.
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Doesn't she, though?
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Thank you.
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Doesn't she have
marvelous taste?
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Uh, "Darrin," isn't it?
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That's right!
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What else do you need, Sam?
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Darrin...
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I don't need anything.
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Of course you do.
I want you to have everything.
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But I don't want
everything!
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Yes, you do.
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Now, now! Uh-uh-uh!
Children, don't quarrel.
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I think it's very touching
seeing young people
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exchanging tokens
of each other's affection.
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Forget about that.
I don't want a thing.
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Mother, will you stop provoking
and please leave?
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Sam, don't talk that way
to your mother.
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I don't want a thing.
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Except--
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Now I think I must
be flying along.
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Good night, all.
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See you soon.
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A yo-yo.
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A what?
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A whistling yo-yo.
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When I was a kid,
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I wanted a whistling yo-yo
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more than anything in the world.
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And a pocketknife
with eight blades.
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Never got one of those
either.
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Or a .22-caliber rifle.
I always did want one of those.
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And a double-breasted suit,
and a cashmere coat,
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and a great big--
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Well, why not, Sam?
Why not?
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I can't believe it.
I just can't believe it!
266
00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:11,976
It doesn't make
any sense, Darrin.
267
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:13,394
You're too young to retire.
268
00:14:13,436 --> 00:14:15,563
Larry, I've thought about it
very carefully.
269
00:14:15,605 --> 00:14:18,441
Now look, Darrin, I know
that pain can drive men mad.
270
00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:21,486
It's only a sprained ankle.
It's not that painful.
271
00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:23,821
Then what have you
been taking?
272
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,783
Something's making you
walk around on your heels.
273
00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:29,243
There's nothing idiotic
about wanting to travel,
274
00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:30,828
having the finer things
in life.
275
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,163
What's wrong with retiring
276
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:33,706
while you're still
young enough to enjoy it?
277
00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:37,085
Just where are you gonna get
the money for all this, anyway?
278
00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:41,172
Well, uh, I came into
a little something.
279
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:43,674
Oh.
280
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,676
Well, what about the firm?
281
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:46,803
What about me?
282
00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:48,930
Larry, you can find
somebody to replace me.
283
00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:50,807
Oh, sure.
Just like that, eh?
284
00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:52,266
Well, maybe not that easy.
285
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:55,520
Oh! You think not, eh?
286
00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:59,023
Well, let me tell you
that no one is indispensable.
287
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:00,274
That's what I said.
288
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:03,694
Yes. Well, don't you
ever forget it either!
289
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,530
I won't, Larry.
290
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:09,242
Oh, Darrin, I'm too upset
to make any decisions now.
291
00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:11,494
I'll have to think about it
for a couple of days.
292
00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:14,580
Larry, it's not your
decision. It's mine.
293
00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:19,419
Well, that's a pretty selfish
attitude, if you ask me!
294
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,382
And let me tell you something.
295
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,676
One of these days,
you may be sorry.
296
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:27,885
Sorry about what?
297
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,012
Oh, let him tell you.
298
00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:31,556
Hello, sweetheart.
299
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:33,391
Larry, don't go.
300
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,852
I can't listen
to any more.
301
00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:38,312
How am I gonna tell Louise?
302
00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:43,943
Darrin, did you and Larry
have a fight?
303
00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:46,320
[Darrin] No, of course not.
304
00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:51,117
Then, what?
305
00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:53,411
Come here.
306
00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:55,788
Sam?
307
00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:57,039
Yes?
308
00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:58,082
I quit.
309
00:15:58,124 --> 00:15:59,375
Quit?
310
00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:00,960
Well, "retired"
might be a better word.
311
00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:02,503
Darrin, what about
your career?
312
00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:05,173
We are going to be
my career from now on.
313
00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:06,799
I'm going to spend all my time
with you,
314
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,759
doing all the things
we wouldn't have been able to do
315
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,470
for 20 years yet.
316
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,763
There's nothing wrong
with that, is there?
317
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,432
No, I suppose not.
318
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:15,808
That's what I tried
to tell Larry.
319
00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:18,436
But he's too interested
in his own problems.
320
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,229
Now, what have
you been up to?
321
00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:21,939
Oh, just shopping.
322
00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:23,441
Mm-hm. Good.
323
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,985
When's dinner?
I've got a king-sized appetite.
324
00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:27,195
King-sized.
325
00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:28,404
Right.
326
00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:29,906
And while you're
whipping up dinner,
327
00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:33,409
I'll just finish some business
I have to attend to.
328
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,423
All right, Mother.
All right.
329
00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:49,467
I put my foot in it.
330
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:52,220
But it wasn't necessary
for you to add yours.
331
00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:53,846
I think it was.
332
00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:56,933
The ugliest human disease of all
is greed.
333
00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:59,810
I think it's about time
you were exposed.
334
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,813
I can't expect Darrin
to behave any differently.
335
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:05,858
It's a phase he was bound
to go through sooner or later.
336
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:08,569
Phase? My fat Aunt Harriet!
337
00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:09,946
Well...
338
00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:14,659
a great many human diseases have
stimulated a great many cures.
339
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:17,744
And I think
I may have found one.
340
00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:22,333
It's known as
"too much of a good thing."
341
00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:27,880
Samantha. What happened
to dinner, darling?
342
00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:32,301
Samantha!
343
00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:35,888
Well, look at you.
344
00:17:36,888 --> 00:17:37,765
Like it?
345
00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:39,976
It's magnificent.
All new stuff?
346
00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:43,396
Ooh, yes, it is.
347
00:17:43,436 --> 00:17:46,523
But this is nothing.
The closets upstairs are full.
348
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:51,195
Yours too! Suits, coats,
trousers, shirts, everything.
349
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:53,739
Well, sweetheart, you didn't
have to go to all that trouble.
350
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:56,909
You see, I figured on seeing
a tailor when we got to London.
351
00:17:56,951 --> 00:17:57,952
London?
352
00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:59,036
Yes, that's my surprise.
353
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,913
We're going
around the world!
354
00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:02,623
Marvelous! When?
355
00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:04,458
On our sixth anniversary.
356
00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:06,669
Day after tomorrow,
357
00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:08,212
we've been married six months.
358
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:09,672
Yes, that's right.
359
00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:14,885
London, Paris, Rome,
Cairo and Hong Kong!
360
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:18,180
We could spend two weeks in
each place, and then back home.
361
00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:22,226
Home! Oh, darling, no!
Why home?
362
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:27,064
[South America] Rio, Buenos Aires, Montevideo!
363
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:30,192
Well, I thought we should
rest up a bit first.
364
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:32,903
Well...
365
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,031
I have another idea.
366
00:18:35,071 --> 00:18:36,324
We won't get
the least bit tired,
367
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:38,075
and it'll save us
a lot of time.
368
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,160
What is it?
369
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,411
I could arrange for us
370
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:41,621
to have the memories
of all those places,
371
00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:43,539
and we don't have to
leave at all!
372
00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:46,083
Well, I don't think
that's such a good idea, Sam.
373
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,044
Why not?
It's so much easier.
374
00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:50,880
Yeah, but there'd be
nothing to look forward to.
375
00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:54,759
Well, half of the fun in doing
is anticipating.
376
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:58,971
Oh. I hadn't thought of that.
I guess maybe you're right.
377
00:18:59,013 --> 00:19:00,513
Well, sure.
378
00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:02,933
Besides, we'll have plenty to do
when we get back,
379
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:05,102
just getting settled
in the new house.
380
00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:06,270
New house?
381
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:07,813
Yes, I thought
we'd sell this one,
382
00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:11,859
and then get ourselves,
you know, a real house.
383
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:15,529
Well, I think that's
a wonderful idea.
384
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:20,743
A big, roomy, marvelous house...
385
00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:22,703
with lots of creamy marble
386
00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:26,707
and crystal chandeliers
and sunken bathtubs!
387
00:19:26,749 --> 00:19:30,127
And balconies!
Oh, I just adore balconies!
388
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,587
With a breathtaking view.
389
00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:34,423
Not on the flat,
like this house.
390
00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:37,009
I thought you liked this house.
391
00:19:37,051 --> 00:19:39,220
Oh, I do, sweetheart!
392
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:41,681
Why, this house was just fine.
393
00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:44,767
But things are gonna be
different from now on.
394
00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:47,103
Yes, they are,
aren't they?
395
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:55,861
Mr. Stephens?
396
00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:56,779
[Darrin] Yes.
397
00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,531
This is Western Realty.
398
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,491
We'd like to make arrangements
to show your place,
399
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:02,493
possibly open house tomorrow.
400
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:06,080
Oh, yes. Yes, that
might be a good idea.
401
00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:09,166
Yes, we'll be back
sometime this summer.
402
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,167
Yes, thank you.
403
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,169
Goodbye.
404
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,411
Darrin?
405
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:49,165
Darrin, who--?
Who was that?
406
00:20:49,205 --> 00:20:51,208
This is for you.
407
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,544
For me?
408
00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:56,881
From whom?
409
00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:59,049
From me.
410
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:05,848
Oh, Darrin,
they're beautiful.
411
00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:10,895
"Happy sixth. Love, Darrin."
412
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:13,773
Oh.
413
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:17,109
What's in here?
414
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:18,611
Nothing much.
415
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:21,030
I bought that
a long time ago.
416
00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:22,573
Just a couple of weeks,
actually,
417
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:25,659
but it seems like
a long time ago.
418
00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:30,080
Oh!
419
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:32,750
It's beautiful.
420
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,627
Compared to what
you have upstairs,
421
00:21:34,667 --> 00:21:37,129
it's kind of
a silly little thing.
422
00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:41,090
"I love you every second."
423
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,176
Oh.
424
00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:44,470
Silly, huh?
425
00:21:44,512 --> 00:21:46,806
Uh-uh.
426
00:21:47,598 --> 00:21:49,475
Oh, Darrin.
427
00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:51,560
I love you.
428
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:54,063
I'll go anywhere
you want me to go.
429
00:21:54,104 --> 00:21:56,273
I'll live anywhere
you want me to live.
430
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:57,316
Come on, Sam--
431
00:21:57,358 --> 00:21:58,651
But please believe me,
432
00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:00,820
this watch and these flowers...
433
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:03,781
are the most important things
I've ever had in my whole life.
434
00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:05,241
All right, sweetheart.
435
00:22:05,282 --> 00:22:07,493
But I want you
to understand!
436
00:22:07,535 --> 00:22:09,787
I do, Sam. I do understand.
437
00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:12,248
Nobody's gonna take them
away from you.
438
00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:16,961
Sam, I've done a lot of thinking
about the past few days.
439
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:20,005
You know, I don't know
if I'm too crazy
440
00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:24,343
about the idea of never having
to worry about anything anymore.
441
00:22:24,385 --> 00:22:25,761
It might be a good idea
442
00:22:25,803 --> 00:22:27,972
to worry about where
your next meal's coming from.
443
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:30,474
Gives you a chance
to work up an appetite.
444
00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:33,811
Oh, you do understand!
445
00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:34,979
Yeah.
446
00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:36,480
But I'm not made of steel,
Sam,
447
00:22:36,522 --> 00:22:38,107
and I've got
a pretty good memory.
448
00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:40,442
I don't know if I can get
the taste of the past few days
449
00:22:40,484 --> 00:22:41,986
out of my mouth.
450
00:22:43,237 --> 00:22:44,655
Unless--
451
00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:52,162
Sam, can you do
one more thing for me?
452
00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:54,373
If I can.
453
00:22:54,415 --> 00:22:58,042
Can you take me back before
all this nonsense started?
454
00:22:58,085 --> 00:23:01,881
If you want it badly enough,
I think I can.
455
00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:04,300
I do.
456
00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:07,636
And, lady, if you ever twitched
in your life, do it now.
457
00:23:32,619 --> 00:23:35,580
"Whoever finds this,
I love you.
458
00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:37,249
Please bring me
another pencil."
459
00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:40,961
Samantha!
460
00:23:44,465 --> 00:23:46,842
Coming right up, darling.
461
00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:56,060
Sam?
462
00:23:56,060 --> 00:23:58,186
Hmm?
463
00:23:58,228 --> 00:24:00,064
I did it again.
464
00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:01,190
What?
465
00:24:01,190 --> 00:24:04,401
Forgot to lock
the back door.
466
00:24:05,152 --> 00:24:09,239
I didn't.
It's locked.
467
00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:12,326
You sure?
Positive.
468
00:24:12,368 --> 00:24:14,453
Good night, sweetheart.
469
00:24:14,494 --> 00:24:16,830
Good night, darling.
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