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Ouch!
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Aunt Clara!
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Oh, Endora was right.
I should have traveled by bus.
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Oh, are you all right?
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You know, I think
I've been putting on weight.
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I used to come down
through a chimney
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as clean as a whistle.
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Come on over here and sit down.
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Over here. All right?
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Oh. Oh, yes.
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Oh, it's so nice
to see you again.
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Oh, and it's nice
to see you too, dear.
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Oh, well, we'll have
a lovely weekend together.
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A weekend?
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Doorknobs are all very well,
but they're not family.
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Aunt Clara--
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I count them when I'm lonely.
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But somehow, you know,
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today they didn't seem
to do the trick.
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And then I remembered the lovely
invitation you gave me,
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to come here
whenever I wanted to.
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I see.
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Now, where's that nice mortal
you're married to?
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Darrin went
to pick up his parents.
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They're spending
the weekend too.
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Oh? Oh, I've picked
a bad time for a visit.
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Uh, oh, well.
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Never mind.
I'll leave before they arrive.
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No, you won't.
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Now, I haven't
met Darrin's parents.
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Be kind of nice to have you
around for moral support.
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Besides, we have plenty of room.
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Now, are you sure
I won't be in the way?
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Of course not.
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And I'd like them
to meet my favorite aunt.
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Oh, you are a nice girl.
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Now, why don't I show you
to your room.
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And you can
get cleaned up and rest
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before you have to meet
Darrin and his parents.
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No, I think I'll wait
for my bag and umbrella.
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They weren't ready and packed
when I wanted to go,
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so I just left them there.
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Teach them a lesson.
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I can't wait to see him.
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Oh, I hope she hasn't
let him lose weight.
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He can't afford to lose weight.
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Oh, he's probably in the last
stages of malnutrition.
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Oh, now, you know
that isn't what I meant.
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Oh, there he is!
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Oh, Darrin! Oh, Darrin!
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Aw!
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Uh-oh.
Here come the waterworks.
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Three months away and it's like
he's back from the grave.
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Well, it's too long for a son
to be away from his mother,
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much too long.
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Marriage obviously
agrees with you, boy.
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I've never seen you look better.
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Have you, Phyllis?
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Oh, he looks terrible.
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How can you say he looks well?
He looks terrible.
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Have you been eating
the right foods, Darrin?
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Oh, I feel great, Mom. Honestly.
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Never mind.
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I'll fatten you up
with some good home cooking
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in a couple of days.
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Meet my wife, the diplomat.
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Now what did I say wrong?
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There's our luggage.
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Sam's a pretty good
cook too, Mom.
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Sam?
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Samantha.
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Oh, Samantha!
Oh, I'm sure she is, dear.
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And you know
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I'd cut off my right arm
rather than interfere.
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I just thought I'd give her
a few tips, though.
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Can she make
chicken cacciatore?
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No, Mom. No one can make chicken
cacciatore the way you can.
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Oh, it's nice
that there's something
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you need your mother for!
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Well, let's go.
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I'm anxious to meet this bride
of yours, Darrin.
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I'll bet she's something
really special.
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Pop, you win your bet.
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Oh. Oh, there you are.
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I told you
I wouldn't wait for you.
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Well, don't stand there
like that.
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Come in, come in, come in.
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Now, your room
is the second on the left.
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I'll check dinner
and be right up.
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Oh, it smells good!
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Pot roast.
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I wanted to serve
something more exotic,
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but I thought
I ought to stay on safe ground.
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Exotic?
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Yes, you know.
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Beef stroganoff, coq au vin.
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Something that would really
impress Darrin's mother.
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Oh. Now, don't you worry, dear.
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I just know they're
going to love you.
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How can you be so sure?
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I'm a witch.
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Ha!
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I can't tell you
how excited I was
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when we heard
that Darrin was married.
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Fainted four times. Four.
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Oh, he's exaggerating
as usual.
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Oh, I will admit
that I was surprised,
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but I'm not one of those mothers
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who want to keep their children
tied to their apron strings.
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Then why is everything
in Darrin's room bronzed?
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Why, there's nothing wrong
with being sentimental.
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I think it's rather nice.
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His tennis racket?
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Now, why don't you two men
leave us alone
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so that I can get acquainted
with my daughter-in-law.
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Come on, Pop.
I'll show you your room.
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Right.
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You treat her well now,
Phyllis. I like this girl.
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Now we can talk.
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I just wanted you to know
that you don't have to worry
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about me being one of those
interfering mother-in-laws.
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Why-- Why, I'd cut off
my right arm first.
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Well, I wouldn't want
you to do that.
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Of course, if you--
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If you do need any help,
I'm always available.
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That's nice to know.
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Well, I do know a little more
about Darrin's habits than you.
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So if there's anything
you want to know,
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anything at all,
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feel free to ask.
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Uh, Darrin tells me
you're a good cook.
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Well, I'm still learning.
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Oh, good.
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Uh, that is,
maybe I could give you
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the recipes for some of
his very favorite dishes.
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Do you know how to make
pineapple upside-down cake?
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No, I don't.
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Then there are his hives.
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Well, I don't know
how to make those either.
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Uh, no. No, dear.
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That's an allergy.
It's a rash he gets.
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I'll show you how to treat it.
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Oh, I've cured that!
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You cured his rash?
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Oh, yes.
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We found out he only got it
when he ate chicken cacciatore.
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Oh, I see.
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My, this is a--
This is a lovely room.
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Did you, um--
Did you have a decorator?
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No, I did it myself.
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Well, it's absolutely lovely.
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I'll bet you can't wait
to get it finished.
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Finished?
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Oh, really, all it needs is
a few knickknacks to warm it up.
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Darrin is used to that.
He always had them at home.
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Oh, I've got more than enough.
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I'll send you some
when I get back.
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Oh, why, thank you.
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Oh, uh, Darrin,
I was just telling Samantha
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how lovely the room looks.
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Oh, yes, it does have
a nice, clean look.
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I hate a room that's all
cluttered up with ornaments.
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You know, we really don't know
very much about you, Samantha.
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What did you do
before you married Darrin?
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Well, I traveled a lot.
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With your family?
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Sometimes.
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Do you get to see much
of your mother?
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Oh, she pops in and out.
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And what about
the rest of your...
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...fami--
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Oh! Hello, Aunt Clara.
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Oh. Hello, everybody.
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Come on. I want you
to meet everybody.
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Oh.
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Aunt Clara,
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this is Mrs. Stephens
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and Mr. Stephens.
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How do you do?
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And that is Darrin.
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Oh!
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Uh, this is
an unexpected pleasure.
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You haven't met Darrin before?
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Oh, well, I've met him,
but he hasn't met me.
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Uh, in the flesh, I mean.
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So to speak.
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Aunt Clara's going to spend
the weekend with us too.
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[Darrin] She is?
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I-I-I mean, she is?
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Uh, wouldn't you like to see
my doorknob collection?
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Why, yes, I--
I beg your pardon?
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Aunt Clara collects doorknobs.
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I have 3000.
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Where'd you get them all?
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[Aunt Clara] I don't remember,
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but there are a lot of people
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having a heck of a time
trying to open their doors.
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Uh, Samantha, could I speak
to you for a minute?
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When?
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Now.
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Uh, yes.
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Excuse me.
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Maybe this would be
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a nice chance for us
to have a little chat.
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Oh, yes.
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Darling, I was just
as surprised as you were.
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I turned around, and there she
was, sitting in the fireplace.
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She came down the chimney?
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Oh, well, darling, you can't
blame someone for being old.
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She used to
come through the wall
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just the same as everybody else.
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Oh, great!
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She's really very sweet.
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I'm sure she is, darling.
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And I'd love to have her here
any other time,
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but not this weekend.
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My parents
are plain, simple folks--
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Darrin, Darrin.
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Darling, I can't
ask her to leave.
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I couldn't bear to see her hurt.
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You can understand that,
can't you?
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I suppose so, honey.
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I know it's inconvenient.
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But I'm sure your parents
will understand.
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Besides, what possible harm
could she do?
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Yes, I'm a witch.
All my family are.
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Sort of a family thing that's
been handed down, you know.
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Yes.
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Uh, but the witch game
is not like it used to be.
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Oh, no.
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Now, there was a time
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when you could cast a spell
on someone and they knew it.
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Not now.
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No, not now.
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Oh, well, now take the Yankees.
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Oh, the Yankees?
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Well, they lost two World
Series in a row, didn't they?
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They did. Uh, you put
a spell on them, huh?
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Well, Bertha and me, yes.
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Bertha and you!
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Oh, well, I'm--
I-I'm so glad you don't mind.
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Mind?
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About Samantha being one.
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Oh, Samantha's
a witch too, huh?
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Uh, yes, yes.
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But she's trying to get away
from it. It bothers Darrin.
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Well, I, uh--
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I think I'll go
for a little... fresh air,
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if you don't mind.
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Shan't be long.
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I used to go through a wall,
"Whoo!" Just like butter.
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I think I'll try the front door.
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She's kind of cute, isn't she?
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[Frank] What about your sister Madge?
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[Phyllis] That's not
the same thing at all.
256
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,905
Madge has a quirk, that's all.
257
00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:23,076
[Frank] Quirk?
She thinks she's a lighthouse!
258
00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:25,828
You call standing on the
garage roof when it rains
259
00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:27,956
to warn ships at sea
a quirk?
260
00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:30,333
[Phyllis] That woman
believes she's a witch.
261
00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:32,210
Now, you can't tell me
that's normal.
262
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,879
[Frank] Oh, well, Darrin
isn't married to Clara.
263
00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:37,506
And I think Samantha's
a perfect wife.
264
00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:38,967
[Phyllis] Perfect?
265
00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:41,427
She can't even make
a pineapple upside-down cake.
266
00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:44,764
What kind of a family has
poor Darrin married into?
267
00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:46,307
[Frank] Oh, for--
268
00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:50,727
Oh, Darrin, you think
everything's going all right?
269
00:12:50,727 --> 00:12:52,605
I don't know what
you're so worried about.
270
00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:54,065
Pop thinks you're great.
271
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,566
Yes, but what about your mother?
272
00:12:55,607 --> 00:12:58,861
I'm sure she likes you too.
Obviously the flight upset her.
273
00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:00,697
She's just not herself,
that's all.
274
00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:03,241
I don't know.
I just don't know.
275
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:06,202
I have a funny feeling
there's something out of whack.
276
00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:08,121
The only thing out of whack
is your Aunt Clara.
277
00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:11,666
Well, at least you know
where you stand with her.
278
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:13,293
Well, has Mom said anything?
279
00:13:13,333 --> 00:13:16,963
Oh, no. Of course not.
I know she's trying to be nice.
280
00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:19,173
I've done everything I can
to please her.
281
00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:23,094
I just don't know. I have
a funny feeling, that's all.
282
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,679
There's something wrong.
283
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:26,097
Hello, dears.
284
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,890
Everything all right?
285
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:28,975
Yes, everything's ready.
286
00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:30,684
Just keep
your fingers crossed.
287
00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:33,271
Oh, I don't believe
in superstition.
288
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:37,150
I just know that everything's
going to be perfect.
289
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:39,152
Oh, dear.
290
00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:41,404
I better go empty the ashtrays
in the living room.
291
00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:43,323
Oh, Sam--
292
00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:55,376
Now, Clara, Clara,
don't goof this up.
293
00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:58,379
Now, coq au vin.
294
00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:15,521
Go away, chicken.
Go away, chicken.
295
00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:18,066
Go away, little chicken.
296
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:28,326
Oh! Now, that's better.
297
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:33,039
Oh. Now...
Now for dessert.
298
00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:35,458
Pineapple upside-down cake.
299
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:39,295
It'd be just my luck
if it came up right-side up.
300
00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:51,349
Oh! I'm on a winning streak!
301
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,809
Please sit down,
Mr. Stephens.
302
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:54,018
Oh, fine. Sure.
303
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:56,354
Aunt Clara,
make yourself comfortable.
304
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:59,690
Ah! Hey, that smells great!
What is it?
305
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,275
Pot roast.
306
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:03,528
I would like to have served you
something, well, more exciting,
307
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:06,322
but cooking really
isn't one of my--
308
00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:10,034
That's coq au vin!
309
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:12,203
[Darrin] Samantha.
310
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:13,955
Yeah, that's what it is,
all right.
311
00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:15,706
Oh, it looks delicious!
312
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:18,292
I thought you said
you couldn't cook.
313
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:21,504
[Frank] Quite a sense of humor
this girl of yours has, Darrin.
314
00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:24,048
Yeah, she keeps me
laughing all day.
315
00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:29,220
How'd you know
it was my favorite dish?
316
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,431
Oh, does Mrs. Stephens
cook it for you?
317
00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:34,642
Cook it?
She can't even pronounce it.
318
00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:36,102
You're a great cook.
319
00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:37,895
Oh, you wait until you see
320
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:40,940
the dessert
she's whipped up for you.
321
00:15:40,982 --> 00:15:43,401
What is it, Samantha?
322
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,528
Maybe it should be a surprise.
323
00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:48,114
[Aunt Clara] Pineapple upside-down cake.
324
00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:53,119
Well, Phyllis, I guess
you can stop worrying now, huh?
325
00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:56,164
Our boy couldn't be
in better hands.
326
00:15:57,540 --> 00:16:00,084
What's the matter?
327
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:02,837
I have a sick headache.
328
00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:03,963
You've been at it again,
haven't you?
329
00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:06,215
Shh! They'll hear you.
330
00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:07,508
Zap, coq au vin.
331
00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:10,178
Wham, pineapple
upside-down cake.
332
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:11,929
I didn't make that food.
333
00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:14,432
You promised me
no witchcraft.
334
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:17,143
You said you were just going
to be yourself, but--
335
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:18,853
You didn't?
336
00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:20,104
Well, who did?
337
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:22,565
I would say your prime suspect
is Aunt Clara.
338
00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:25,610
Unless, of course,
your mother's holding out on us.
339
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:26,444
What?
340
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,237
She isn't a witch too,
is she?
341
00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:30,823
Let's leave my mother
out of this, huh?
342
00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:32,283
No matter what you say, Darrin,
343
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:35,203
it was a delicious meal,
and she hardly ate a mouthful.
344
00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:37,788
Now, what can I do
to get her to like me?
345
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,957
Sam, let's just solve
one problem at a time, huh?
346
00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:43,419
I think I'll have a little talk
with Aunt Clara after dinner.
347
00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:44,587
Now, Darrin,
348
00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:46,756
if you hurt her feelings,
I'll never forgive you.
349
00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:48,466
She was only trying to help.
350
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,801
Well, I'll just ask her
to stop helping.
351
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,512
Be tactful.
352
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:53,721
Don't worry.
353
00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:55,139
I'll tactfully tell her
354
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:57,683
that the position of house witch
is already filled.
355
00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:01,437
Hmm? Come in.
356
00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:04,941
Oh.
357
00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:06,734
Am I disturbing anything,
Aunt Clara?
358
00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:08,361
Oh, not at all, not at all.
359
00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:12,365
No, I'm just polishing
my doorknobs.
360
00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:16,619
That must be quite a job,
keeping those clean.
361
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:20,164
Well, it keeps me
out of the pool halls.
362
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,002
That was quite a dinner
you whipped up.
363
00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:28,381
Oh, I still know
a trick or two.
364
00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:31,842
Well, that's what I wanted to
talk to you about, Aunt Clara.
365
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,094
You see, my mother and father,
366
00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:38,599
they aren't...
used to, um... witchcraft.
367
00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:40,017
You see that?
368
00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:42,478
Now, to a doorknob collector,
369
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:45,439
that's equivalent
to the Hope Diamond.
370
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,027
It's not that we don't
appreciate your trying to help.
371
00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:52,405
Such a nice sparkle.
372
00:17:53,446 --> 00:17:55,950
I wouldn't even have
brought it up at all,
373
00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:57,368
except that--
374
00:17:57,410 --> 00:18:00,413
Well, my mother and father
just don't understand.
375
00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:05,585
Do you understand
what I'm saying, Aunt Clara?
376
00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:08,462
Oh, it's nice of you to look
at my doorknob collection.
377
00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:12,883
Not many young people care about
that sort of thing nowadays.
378
00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:31,484
Come on, bag. We must go.
379
00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:36,616
Did you talk to Aunt Clara?
380
00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:37,575
Uh-huh.
381
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:38,909
You didn't upset her,
did you?
382
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,828
Well, she didn't seem
to be upset.
383
00:18:40,869 --> 00:18:42,496
Did she understand?
384
00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:44,582
I don't know. It's hard
to tell with Aunt Clara.
385
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,626
I think I'd better go up
and see her.
386
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:49,420
I thought I'd give you
a hand with the... dish--
387
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:52,590
Oh. Oh, you've already
done them.
388
00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:55,885
Isn't there anything I can do?
389
00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:56,927
[Darrin] Nothing at all, Mom.
390
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,304
Sam's done it all.
391
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:00,640
Oh, you should get
392
00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:02,642
the Good Housekeeping
Seal of Approval, Samantha.
393
00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:05,227
Thank you.
I-I'll be right back.
394
00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:10,232
Darrin, are you happy?
395
00:19:10,273 --> 00:19:13,486
What? Of course, Mom.
396
00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:16,113
Now, if there's anything
you want to tell me about,
397
00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:17,448
I'm always here.
398
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,492
I've never been happier
in my life.
399
00:19:19,532 --> 00:19:23,079
Any problem at all, no matter
how large or how small.
400
00:19:23,119 --> 00:19:24,455
Just because you're married
401
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,582
doesn't mean you still
can't come to your mother.
402
00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:29,085
Mom, I don't have any problems.
403
00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:31,671
Well, that's all right.
404
00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:34,215
If you don't want to tell me
about it, that's fine with me.
405
00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:35,465
You know I'd cut off
my right arm--
406
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,468
Phyllis, will you
leave the boy alone?
407
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:40,846
Now, hasn't a mother the right
to ask if her son is happy?
408
00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:42,056
Well, who wouldn't be happy,
409
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:43,974
married to
a dream like Samantha?
410
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,893
Oh, she's a lovely girl,
all right.
411
00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:48,145
Well, then why have you been
trying to find fault with her
412
00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:49,230
ever since we arrived?
413
00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:50,189
That's not true!
414
00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:51,691
I mean, what do you want?
415
00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:54,318
She's beautiful,
she's talented,
416
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:57,196
she's even-tempered
and she's a great cook.
417
00:19:57,238 --> 00:19:58,446
I agree.
418
00:19:58,489 --> 00:19:59,615
Well, then there's no argument!
419
00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:01,450
There's no argument!
All right!
420
00:20:01,492 --> 00:20:03,536
If there's no argument, why are
you two yelling at each other?
421
00:20:03,577 --> 00:20:05,454
What did you do to Aunt Clara?
422
00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:06,789
I didn't do anything
to Aunt Clara.
423
00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:08,499
You must have said
something insulting.
424
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,292
Otherwise
she wouldn't have left.
425
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:11,711
Sam, do we--?
426
00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:13,421
Darrin, you promised you'd be
tactful. You promised!
427
00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:15,047
Do we have to discuss this
in front of Mom and Dad?
428
00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:16,715
Yes, we do.
429
00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:18,759
Now, Aunt Clara's a guest
in this house too.
430
00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:21,679
You may not like it,
but she's my family.
431
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:24,765
Really, Samantha. There's no
need to take it out on Darrin--
432
00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:26,767
Shut up, Phyllis.
433
00:20:26,809 --> 00:20:29,395
I told you,
it's not my fault she left.
434
00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:30,604
Oh, yes, it is.
435
00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:32,148
If you hadn't been so annoyed
436
00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:33,357
because Aunt Clara
made the dinner,
437
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:35,276
none of this
ever would have happened.
438
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:36,902
She cooked dinner?
439
00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:38,696
Yes, she did.
440
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,196
You may as well
know it right now.
441
00:20:40,196 --> 00:20:42,199
I'm not a very good cook.
442
00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:43,743
You're not?
443
00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:45,744
No, I'm not.
444
00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:48,705
I can't make coq au vin
or pineapple upside-down cake
445
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,458
or any of those fancy dishes.
446
00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:51,876
[Darrin] Samantha--
447
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:53,627
It's no use, Darrin.
448
00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:55,963
I cannot pretend
to be something I'm not.
449
00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:58,549
And I won't stand here
and see Aunt Clara hurt.
450
00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:00,551
I don't
blame you.
451
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,595
What did you say
to that nice old lady?
452
00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:04,805
I didn't say any--
You be quiet.
453
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,600
Go on, dear.
454
00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:10,102
Well, that's just about it.
455
00:21:10,144 --> 00:21:12,855
I wanted you to think that I was
the perfect wife for Darrin
456
00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:16,442
and Aunt Clara thought
she was helping me.
457
00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:19,570
The fact is I'm not very good
at housekeeping yet.
458
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,696
If you like me any less
for that, I'm sorry.
459
00:21:21,739 --> 00:21:24,532
But you'll just have to accept
me as I am, faults and all.
460
00:21:24,575 --> 00:21:29,789
Oh, Samantha, you don't know
how happy you've made me.
461
00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:32,583
What are you crying about?
462
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,919
Oh, what do you men
know about anything?
463
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,629
What's going on here?
464
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:41,258
I didn't want you
to be perfect, dear.
465
00:21:41,258 --> 00:21:43,594
Well, then why did you
act as if you did?
466
00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:45,638
Because I'm a silly
old woman
467
00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:48,641
who was afraid she'd be pushed
aside and forgotten.
468
00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:51,018
And you seemed
469
00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:54,605
so self-sufficient
and so good at everything.
470
00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:57,983
I just thought
I wouldn't be needed anymore.
471
00:21:58,025 --> 00:21:59,359
Do you understand?
472
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:02,655
Yes, I do.
473
00:22:02,696 --> 00:22:04,490
I'll go see
if I can't find Aunt Clara.
474
00:22:04,532 --> 00:22:05,532
Oh, she's at
the bus station.
475
00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:06,534
How do you know?
476
00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:07,910
I asked her umbrella.
477
00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:08,702
Good thinking.
478
00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:10,788
I'll be back in a few minutes.
479
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:12,957
Well, I hope
he finds her.
480
00:22:15,209 --> 00:22:17,002
You asked her what?
481
00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:23,592
Oh, uh, family joke.
I just have a hunch she's there.
482
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:29,181
Well, maybe Aunt Clara's right.
You are a witch after all.
483
00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:31,183
I am.
484
00:22:36,105 --> 00:22:38,023
But don't spread it around.
485
00:22:38,065 --> 00:22:40,776
Oh, it'll be our secret.
486
00:22:47,241 --> 00:22:48,868
Oh, Darrin,
you don't really think
487
00:22:48,909 --> 00:22:50,828
that I bronzed
your tennis racket, do you?
488
00:22:50,869 --> 00:22:53,664
Of course not, Mom.
I knew Pop was kidding.
489
00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:59,128
However, I did bronze
your shoes. Your football shoes.
490
00:22:59,169 --> 00:23:00,546
We're using them for bookends.
491
00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:01,797
Oh!
492
00:23:01,839 --> 00:23:03,507
Hey, how'd you girls like
to see a little magic, hmm?
493
00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:04,592
Oh, Frank,
for heaven's sake!
494
00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:06,302
We'll show you
a little trick here.
495
00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:09,013
Uh, Aunt Clara? Take a card
out of the deck, huh?
496
00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:10,472
Just any card.
Go on.
497
00:23:10,513 --> 00:23:13,058
Take it out of there and look
at it and put it back in.
498
00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:14,226
Don't let me see it, now.
499
00:23:14,268 --> 00:23:15,394
Oh. Well!
500
00:23:15,436 --> 00:23:18,939
Let me see.
Hmm. All right.
501
00:23:18,981 --> 00:23:20,316
You got it?
502
00:23:20,357 --> 00:23:21,525
Yep!
503
00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:23,861
All right. Put it back in now.
Anywhere.
504
00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:25,154
Just anywhere. Right?
505
00:23:25,195 --> 00:23:27,823
Alrighty, now. Let's see.
506
00:23:27,865 --> 00:23:30,242
Your card is a, uh--
507
00:23:31,327 --> 00:23:33,287
Funny. This always
worked before.
508
00:23:33,329 --> 00:23:36,624
You'll find it
in your top coat pocket.
509
00:23:40,628 --> 00:23:41,545
Oh.
510
00:23:41,587 --> 00:23:43,297
[Phyllis] Now, how did you do that?
511
00:23:43,339 --> 00:23:44,924
I'm a witch!
512
00:23:47,009 --> 00:23:50,512
Oh, well, now, I think I'll go
for my little constitutional.
513
00:23:50,554 --> 00:23:52,348
Do you mind if we
walk along with you?
514
00:23:52,388 --> 00:23:54,558
Uh, walk?
515
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:59,104
Oh! Oh, well. Oh, well,
that might be nice for a change.
516
00:23:59,146 --> 00:24:00,522
You know,
the next time we come,
517
00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:02,523
I must bring
my sister Madge along.
518
00:24:02,566 --> 00:24:05,361
She and Clara would have a ball,
wouldn't they, Frank?
519
00:24:07,321 --> 00:24:08,781
[Aunt Clara] Oh, dear.
520
00:24:10,157 --> 00:24:12,409
They really seem to have
hit it off, haven't they?
521
00:24:12,493 --> 00:24:15,871
They sure have. And they think
you're the greatest.
522
00:24:15,913 --> 00:24:16,997
That's nice.
523
00:24:17,039 --> 00:24:18,290
Well, it's as I said.
524
00:24:18,332 --> 00:24:20,209
All you had to be
was yourself.
525
00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:22,503
You're right, darling.
526
00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:28,092
Oh, Samantha!
527
00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:29,510
You said
I should be myself.
528
00:24:29,551 --> 00:24:31,595
I take it all back.
529
00:24:31,637 --> 00:24:34,848
Maybe my folks aren't ready
for the real you yet.
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