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Ooh. Ahh!
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Ooh!
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Ooh.
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Right!
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Aahh!
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Eeeh!
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Hello?
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Samantha?
This is Louise Tate.
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I'm at the corner
filling station.
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I must see you right away.
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Right away?
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Well, wouldn't it be better
if I met you somewhere?
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Oh, well,
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if it's that urgent, Louise,
yes, all right, I'll see you.
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I'll be right there.
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Good. Goodbye.
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Hello, Loui--
Hello, Samantha.
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Louise, what's the matter?
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Has something happened
to Darrin?
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Oh, no, no.
Of course not.
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Is Larry all right?
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Up till now, yes.
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Well, for heaven's sakes,
Louise, what happened?
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Samantha, Larry and I
have been married for 16 years.
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Did you know that?
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Yes, of course.
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Well, now,
after all this time--
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Has something happened
between you and Larry?
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Yes, finally.
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Louise, no!
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I'm going to be a mother.
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Louise, no!
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Yes. The doctor just called
to say the tests were positive.
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I'm on my way to see him now.
Will you come with me, Samantha?
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Oh, yes, of course!
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I'm terrified!
Why?
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It's the most
wonderful thing
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that could ever happen
to a woman.
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Well, I'm not so terrified
of the thought of being a mother
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as I am of Larry
being a father!
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Larry will make
a wonderful father.
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What did he say
when you told him?
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I'm afraid to tell him,
Samantha.
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Afraid?
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Well, after all these years,
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I don't think Larry's
gonna care for the idea.
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Besides, he hates children.
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Why?
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He says they're too young.
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Oh, my stars.
Come on, Louise.
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Well, what is it?
A cavity.
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A cavity?
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Yeah, I think you better
have it taken care of, Larry.
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Yeah. I guess I better go
during my lunch hour.
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That's a good idea.
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Uh, Darrin?
Hmm?
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How'd you like to go with me?
Well, what for?
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Well, I just thought if you
weren't particularly hungry,
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perhaps you'd like
to spend lunch with me.
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You're not scared,
are you, Larry?
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Oh, don't be ridiculous.
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I just thought you could
drive me back to the office
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from the medical center,
that's all.
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That gas makes you
a bit groggy, you know?
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Gas? Oh, he won't
give you gas for that.
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What do you mean, no gas?
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He's going to drill the tooth,
isn't he?
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Of course, but he'll
probably give you a needle.
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You're not serious?
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To deaden the pain
of the drill.
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What deadens the pain
of the needle?
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Come on, Larry,
it's just a little stick.
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It only lasts for a minute.
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Haven't you ever been
to a dentist before?
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Only once.
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My father took me.
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Well, how old were you?
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Thirty-seven.
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Well, don't laugh. Everyone has
their Achilles heel.
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Mine happens to be
in my mouth.
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I know when I tell Larry,
he'll faint.
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Don't be silly.
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It's times like these
men become very strong.
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You really think so?
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I know it.
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Then he'll
probably hit me.
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Louise.
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And I just can't wait to see
the look on Darrin's face
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when I tell him.
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Why, that lucky son of a gun.
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Oh, hi, Larry.
How'd it go?
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Larry, are you all right?
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What's the matter? They give you
laughing gas or something?
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Darrin Stephens, you are one lucky son
of a gun! What are you talking about?
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Who do you think I saw when I came
out of the dentist's office, hmm?
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I don't know. Who?
Guess!
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I don't know.
Samantha.
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Samantha? What was she doing
at the medical center?
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I didn't talk to her.
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She didn't see me.
Oh?
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Know where she went?
No.
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Guess!
I don't know!
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I don't suppose I really
ought to tell you.
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Certainly you
ought to tell me!
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All right.
Sit down.
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I don't wanna sit down!
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You lucky son of a gun!
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What are you talking about?
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Oh, oh,
okay, okay.
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Don't sit down.
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But if you fall down,
don't blame me... papa.
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What did you say?
You heard me.
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Papa.
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Larry, are you serious?
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Of course I'm serious.
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I saw her go into
Dr. Bricey's office.
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Hmm? Dr. Bricey,
the obstetrician?
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That's incredible.
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Louise was with her,
and I heard them talking.
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Samantha said she couldn't wait
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to see the look on your face
when she told you.
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That's incredible.
I'll call her.
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No, no, no, no, no.
Don't do that.
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This is probably the most
important moment
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in a woman's life.
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Let her give you the news
in her own way.
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You're right.
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I won't say a word.
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I'll let her tell me
when she wants to tell me.
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I'll just call her now in case
she wants to tell me now.
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Take it easy,
will you, Darrin?
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She hasn't had a chance
to get home yet.
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Oh, yes, of course.
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Mrs. Stephens is calling.
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Remember, not one word,
you lucky son of a gun.
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Hello, sweetheart.
How are you feeling?
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Oh, I'm fine.
How are you?
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Oh, I'm fine.
I'm just fine.
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She's fine.
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Where are you, darling?
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I, uh, I'm in town,
shopping,
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and I ran into Louise Tate.
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Oh, that's wonderful,
sweetheart.
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Yes, isn't that nice?
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And we thought it might
be a good idea
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if you brought Larry home,
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and the four of us could
have dinner together.
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Larry's there with him.
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All right, sweetheart.
Yes, we'll see you at home.
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Hmm? Oh.
Larry wants to talk to you.
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What'll I say to him?
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Oh, for heaven's sakes,
Louise,
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you've been married to him
for 16 years.
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Hello, Larry?
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Yes, dear.
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Oh, certainly, dear.
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Goodbye, dear.
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Darrin thought dinner
was an excellent idea,
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so long as I didn't
stand on my feet too long.
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I'll tell you, that husband of mine
is one kind and considerate man.
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Seems like I've got a pretty kind
and considerate husband myself.
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Oh? What'd he say?
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He told me to cook the dinner.
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He doesn't want you to stand
on your feet too long either.
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It'll be great for you, the best
thing that ever happened.
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It's gonna be wonderful.
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Oh, children are marvelous
when you're young.
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Of course, when you get
old and tired and impatient,
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that's a different story.
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That doesn't sound
like you, Larry.
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It isn't me. I meant Louise.
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Oh.
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Well, lucky,
what do you think it'll be?
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Well--
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I haven't the faintest idea.
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Well, one thing's for sure:
It'll be either a boy or a girl.
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I certainly hope so.
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Well, I'll see you around 7.
We'll head for home... papa.
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What do you think it'll be?
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What do you think it'll be?
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Yes, Miss Nelson.
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Mrs. Stephens and the children
are here, Mr. Stephens.
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Children?
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Yes, sir.
Shall I send them in?
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Uh, yes, of course.
Send them in.
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Hi, Daddy!
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Hi, Daddy!
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Hi, Daddy!
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Hi, Daddy.
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Hi, Daddy.
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Hello, darling.
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I hope we didn't catch you
when you were too busy.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Of course not, sweetheart.
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I'm taking the children
to lunch.
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Then we're all
going to the park.
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Well, swell. I'll, uh--
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Get down from there!
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Okay, Daddy.
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Oh, no.
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Mama?
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Yes, Rebecca?
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Samuel has to... you know.
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You take him, dear.
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Okay.
Come on, Samuel.
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Samantha,
are all our children--?
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Well, of course, darling.
What did you expect?
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Mother, you tell Maurice
to give me back my candy.
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[Maurice] Oh, yeah?
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Well, you're getting
too fat anyway.
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Don't you dare say that again.
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Fat, fat, the water rat
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Sam-- Sam-- Samantha,
do something!
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Now, little Endora, you change your
brother back immediately, do you hear?
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Do I have to?
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Yes, of course.
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Okay.
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Are you sure you can't come
to the park with us, darling?
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No! I don't think I can.
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I mean, I've got so much to do,
I'd better not.
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Oh, all right, sweetheart.
We'll see you at home.
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Now, now, now, children. We've
disturbed your father enough.
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Last one to the park
is a rotten egg!
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[Samantha] All right, now. All together.
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One, two, three.
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Hey, Mom!
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Come on, Julius.
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Sam, what have we done?
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Gladys, even if
there was a pool,
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you can't find it now!
It's dark out!
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I don't know
what they did with it,
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but it's here
somewhere, Abner,
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and I've got to find it!
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We'll get arrested, Gladys!
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Not if you don't yell!
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Why don't you stop
all the noise and help me look?
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I looked already, Gladys.
Where'd you look?
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I looked in the garage.
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There is no swimming pool.
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I examined the yard
from one end to the other.
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No swimming pool.
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I even looked around the back,
under the garbage cans.
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There is no swimming pool!
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Look once again, Abner!
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What time do you think
they'll be here?
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Any minute now.
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Why don't you try
to relax.
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I can't relax.
I'm scared to death.
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Why don't you have
something to munch on.
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That ought to
calm you down.
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That's a good idea.
Do you have any Indian nuts?
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No, I don't think so.
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You know,
lately I'm crazy about them.
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Isn't that ridiculous?
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Oh, there they are. Now,
you just relax. I'll get it.
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00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:22,338
Oh, good evening,
Mr. Kravitz, Mrs. Kravitz.
256
00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:25,675
Good evening. Mrs. Stephens,
do you have a swimming pool?
257
00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:28,177
No. No, we don't.
258
00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:31,222
Are you absolutely sure?
259
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,057
Yes, of course.
260
00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:36,060
Thank you. Good night,
Mrs. Stephens.
261
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,562
Good night.
262
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:39,772
Uh, Gladys.
263
00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:41,732
Gladys?
264
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:45,903
Oops.
265
00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:47,905
What in the world
would make them think
266
00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:50,074
we had a swimming pool?
267
00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:56,205
That's Darrin's car.
268
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:58,833
Oh, Samantha,
what am I gonna do?
269
00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:00,835
Just get hold of yourself.
270
00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:04,130
This is the most important
moment of your life.
271
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:07,091
Louise! Stop fussing.
You look gorgeous.
272
00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:14,265
Hello, darling.
273
00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:15,475
Hi there.
274
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:16,976
Hello.
275
00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:24,484
How are you feeling?
I'm just fine.
276
00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:26,444
These are for you.
277
00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:27,528
Oh, thank you.
278
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:29,363
And so are these.
279
00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:31,365
Hi, Louise.
Hi, Louise.
280
00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:32,658
You look lovely.
281
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,619
You certainly do.
That's a beautiful dress.
282
00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:36,621
Thank you. You
smell beautiful too.
283
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:37,830
How about that
perfume, Darrin?
284
00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:38,956
It's perfect.
285
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,833
Well, aren't you
both nice.
286
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,127
I think I'll go
and put these in some water.
287
00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:44,337
I'll help you.
288
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:48,841
Oh, uh, has anyone noticed
how lovely Louise looks?
289
00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:49,926
Certainly did.
290
00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:52,345
You look very pretty,
Louise.
291
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:58,434
I don't smell bad, either.
Would you like to try me?
292
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,646
How'd everything go today,
darling?
293
00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:02,772
Wonderfully.
294
00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:04,607
I got a little shopping done.
295
00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:05,942
Sure you didn't get
too tired?
296
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:10,363
No, no, not at all.
I feel wonderful.
297
00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:13,491
Are you all right?
298
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:15,243
Oh, I'm fine.
299
00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:16,661
We're both fine.
300
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:18,246
That's fine.
301
00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:22,124
Who's for a martini?
302
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:22,917
Great idea.
303
00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:24,252
I'll have one.
304
00:17:24,292 --> 00:17:25,211
Me too.
305
00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:27,338
You think you ought to,
Samantha?
306
00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:28,506
Sure. Why not?
307
00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:31,092
Well, I mean, maybe--
308
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:33,553
Uh, maybe it'll spoil
your appetite.
309
00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:35,972
Oh, nothing can spoil
my appetite.
310
00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:39,433
Well, all right,
but just one. A little one.
311
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:40,810
I'll have one.
312
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:42,436
Here you are, Samantha.
313
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,359
Oh, thank you.
314
00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:51,028
I'll take this with me,
and I'll check on dinner.
315
00:17:51,112 --> 00:17:53,656
I'll carry it for you,
sweetheart.
316
00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:55,992
It isn't heavy.
317
00:17:56,032 --> 00:17:58,661
Well, uh, I like
to make things easier
318
00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:00,246
for you whenever I can.
319
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:01,205
Oh.
320
00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:02,957
I'll have one.
321
00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:10,756
Larry, I'd like a drink.
322
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:13,342
All you have to do is ask.
323
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:16,345
New dress?
324
00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:18,263
Yes. You like it?
325
00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:20,725
I might.
How much did it cost?
326
00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:22,518
Not very much.
327
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:24,854
I'm crazy about it.
328
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:28,273
Here you are.
329
00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:31,234
A little tight,
isn't it?
330
00:18:31,234 --> 00:18:32,445
Tight?
331
00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:34,905
Oh, well--
332
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:38,159
Larry, I'd like
to talk to you.
333
00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:39,285
Well?
334
00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:42,788
Larry, you're not
an old man.
335
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:44,999
You're a very young man,
really.
336
00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:46,542
What are you talking about?
337
00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:47,917
Well, what I mean is...
338
00:18:47,917 --> 00:18:49,629
it's not too late.
339
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,672
Too late? For what?
340
00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:53,799
Well, it's not too late
for an old man
341
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:57,261
who really isn't old
to be a young man.
342
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:59,013
Really.
343
00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:00,973
Are you sick or something?
344
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:05,394
No, I'm not sick,
but I want another martini.
345
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,022
Phew.
346
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,609
I've never seen you
down one that fast before.
347
00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:12,943
You better take it easy.
348
00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:15,780
I'm perfectly capable
of taking care of myself.
349
00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:18,657
I was thinking
about your weight.
350
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:19,742
What about my weight?
351
00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:21,786
Well, martinis
are fattening.
352
00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:23,287
Two of them?
353
00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:24,955
It all adds up.
354
00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:26,457
You know, I've been noticing,
355
00:19:26,457 --> 00:19:29,210
lately you're getting
a little thicker in the waist.
356
00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:30,378
I am?
357
00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:32,088
It's nothing
to get panicky about,
358
00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:34,048
but you could try a little
exercise during the day.
359
00:19:34,048 --> 00:19:37,510
You know, pushups
or knee bends or something.
360
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:40,429
I can't do that, Larry.
361
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:41,472
Why not?
362
00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:42,848
I'm going to have--
363
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,058
Dinner's on the table.
364
00:19:44,058 --> 00:19:46,060
Come and get it,
Louise, Larry.
365
00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:47,770
Okay. Going to have what?
366
00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:49,522
You're going to have what?
367
00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:53,109
I'm going to have...
dinner.
368
00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:55,152
Louise.
369
00:19:57,613 --> 00:19:58,948
There you are,
sweetheart.
370
00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:00,907
Thank you, darling.
Aren't you sweet?
371
00:20:00,907 --> 00:20:01,992
[Darrin] Comfortable?
372
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,327
[Samantha] I certainly am.
373
00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:06,080
Now, you all better eat
before this gets cold.
374
00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:07,455
[Larry] It smells marvelous.
375
00:20:07,455 --> 00:20:08,999
Here, Louise.
376
00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:12,294
Louise?
377
00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:14,547
Well, what's wrong?
Aren't you hungry?
378
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:18,551
Larry, I have something to say,
and I'm going to say it.
379
00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:20,052
Is something wrong, Louise?
380
00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:22,012
I only meant it as a joke.
381
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,597
Good girl, Louise!
382
00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:24,682
Well, what is it?
383
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,101
This morning,
Samantha and I
384
00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:28,769
went downtown to see a doctor.
385
00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:30,688
Ooh!
386
00:20:30,688 --> 00:20:32,022
What happened?
387
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,357
He kicked me!
388
00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:36,152
I'm sorry. M-my foot slipped.
389
00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:38,612
It was an accident.
390
00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:40,156
Go ahead, Louise.
391
00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:44,368
We went to see Dr. Bricey.
And, Larry, you know what?
392
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:47,788
Yes, I know what. You can't keep
your mouth shut, that's what.
393
00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:49,582
Larry!
Well, I'm sorry.
394
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:52,209
I know you were at Dr. Bricey's.
I saw you.
395
00:20:52,917 --> 00:20:54,754
You mean you know?
396
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:57,923
Of course I know.
397
00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:01,051
Don't be angry, Larry.
It's made me very happy.
398
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,012
I was hoping
you'd feel the same way.
399
00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:05,263
I do. I think it's marvelous.
400
00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:08,601
But I also think that Samantha
should be the one to tell Darrin.
401
00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:12,061
It's all right with me.
Go ahead, Samantha.
402
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:13,647
You sure?
403
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:16,025
Go on. Tell him.
404
00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:17,484
All right.
405
00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:20,404
Darrin?
406
00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:22,740
Yes, dear?
407
00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:25,284
Louise is gonna have a baby!
408
00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:26,202
Who?
409
00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:28,537
Congratulations, Darrin,
410
00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:30,205
you lucky son of a gun!
411
00:21:30,205 --> 00:21:32,750
No two people
in the world are dearer to me
412
00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:33,959
than you and Louise.
413
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:36,337
And now there's going to be--
414
00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:44,053
Louise?
415
00:21:44,094 --> 00:21:45,596
Louise!
416
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:50,184
You?
417
00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:53,646
After all this time?
418
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:55,606
I'm sorry, Larry.
419
00:21:55,606 --> 00:21:59,443
What do you mean, sorry?
I think it's wonderful.
420
00:22:00,778 --> 00:22:01,946
How do you feel?
421
00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:04,114
My leg is killing me.
422
00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:11,038
I just can't understand why
it took you so long to tell me.
423
00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:13,165
Well, I didn't know
how you'd feel about it.
424
00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:15,792
Great!
That's how I feel about it.
425
00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:17,294
Just great!
426
00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:22,883
You thought it was me.
427
00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:24,385
I sure did.
428
00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:26,846
That isn't all I thought.
429
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,888
Oh? What else?
430
00:22:28,888 --> 00:22:30,933
It's not important.
431
00:22:30,975 --> 00:22:33,310
Samantha, when we do
have a child,
432
00:22:33,394 --> 00:22:35,855
what sort of child
do you suppose it'll be?
433
00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,983
Your guess is
as good as mine.
434
00:22:39,023 --> 00:22:41,609
Oh, I know it'll be
a boy or a girl--
435
00:22:41,652 --> 00:22:42,611
Won't it?
436
00:22:42,653 --> 00:22:44,154
Oh, I imagine.
437
00:22:44,154 --> 00:22:47,199
A boy or a girl... what?
438
00:22:47,907 --> 00:22:49,326
I don't know.
439
00:22:51,662 --> 00:22:54,455
I just hope
it'll be a happy child,
440
00:22:54,455 --> 00:22:58,335
with your eyes
and your hair,
441
00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:01,338
and it would be nice
if it had my--
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