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I thought all it needed
was the antenna.
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Oh, no. No, lady,
that was just part of it.
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Your oscillator variation
control is out,
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your audio analyzer's burned
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and that TV filter,
well, that's all shredded.
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It's gonna be a job. Big job.
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Can I use your phone?
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Yes, of course.
It's in the kitchen.
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Thanks.
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Yeah, I put the antenna up,
and I stripped down the set.
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Ought to be worth about 40 bucks
to put it back together again.
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How did you, uh...?
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Nail file.
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They're putting a new
train in service.
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Leaves the city at 10pm.
How about that?
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Don't tell me.
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That's a gentle way of saying
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you have to start
working nights again.
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Nothing like it.
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My evenings with you are worth
more than success or gold.
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I should think Larry would want
you to save your strength.
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He'd go out of business
if you got sick.
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Samantha!
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I have to speak to you.
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What's the matter?
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I can't talk in front of him.
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It's extremely urgent.
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There's nothing
you can't say to me
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that you can't say
in front of Darrin.
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Well, get rid of him.
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And hurry up! It's cold in here.
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What did you
say, dear?
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I said it was sweet
of you to say so.
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Say what?
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About my being more
important to you than gold.
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I like the thought.
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Sincerely said
and honestly felt.
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Samantha!
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I advise you
to listen to me.
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What is it, mother?
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It's your father.
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He's coming to see you.
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Father?
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What did you say, honey?
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Nothing, darling.
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That's funny.
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You know, for a moment there
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I thought you were
talking to the dishes.
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Father's coming here?
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Yes, he is. Tonight.
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And he knows you're married.
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Why so secretive?
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Don't you realize what
that means, Samantha?
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Of course.
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Oh, it'll be wonderful seeing
him again and--
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Oh, no!
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Exactly.
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How are you going
to explain Duncan?
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Darrin.
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His name will be mud
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when your father
finds out he's human.
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Maybe we'd just as well
face it now.
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I'm married and there's
nothing he can do about it.
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I shudder to think
how many things
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he can and probably will do
about it.
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What am I going to do?
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Your father?
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Yes.
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He knows I'm married,
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and he's coming
to see me tonight.
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When did you find out
about this?
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Just now.
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You were talking
to the dishes!
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I was talking
to Mother.
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She was trying
to be unobtrusive.
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Oh.
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Well, so your father's coming.
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I'd like to meet him.
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Father doesn't approve
of mixed marriages.
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Well, neither does your mother,
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but we worked that out.
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Sort of.
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But Father's different.
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He's got a terrible temper.
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Honey, it's time he faced
the fact you're married to me.
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What can he do about it?
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That's what he can do about it.
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You're kidding.
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No, Darrin, I'm not kidding.
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I know my father.
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And I'd better
break the news to him alone.
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Okay.
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Okay, but I'm coming home
right afterwards.
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Darrin?
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Uh, Darrin,
look these over, will you?
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Yeah, sure, Larry.
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Uh, try to get on it
this afternoon, will you?
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We can talk about it
on the train.
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I forgot to tell you, Larry.
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I won't be going home tonight.
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Oh, really?
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"Oh, really?"
Come on, now, Larry!
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I'm just going to stay in town
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and have dinner.
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Trouble with Samantha?
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No, of course not.
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Then why can't you go home?
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The fact is, my father-in-law's
coming over tonight,
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and Samantha hasn't
told him about me yet.
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So what?
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He should be proud to have
the finest account executive
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of McMann & Tate
for a son-in-law.
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I'm afraid that wouldn't
impress him very much, Larry.
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Well, you're a fine
human being, Darrin.
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What more does he want?
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If I told you,
you'd never believe me.
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I've got to be strong
with Daddy.
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After all, I'm not
a child anymore.
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You'd better be careful
or you won't be a bride anymore.
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It's not fair.
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No one tells him
how to run his life.
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First of all, your father
doesn't run his life,
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he... choreographs it.
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I don't care what he does.
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When he gets here, I'm going
to stand right up to him.
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Father!
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Samantha! Of course, it is.
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You've got to be my daughter.
You're positively gorgeous.
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Well, what about yourself?
You look marvelous.
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Yes, I suppose I do.
All right, Charles.
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I shan't be needing you anymore.
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Endora.
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My love.
Nice to see you.
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It's nice to see you too,
Maurice. How are you?
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In excellent health,
thank you.
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You wouldn't have it
any other way, would you?
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Of course not.
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Close your eyes
and reach in my pocket.
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You brought me something?
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Haven't I always?
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Oh, Father!
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It's the most beautiful thing
I've ever seen.
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It's the most beautiful thing
anyone has ever seen.
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Endora,
a little something for you.
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Oh, thank you,
Maurice.
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Oh, how very
thoughtful of you!
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From that charming little shop
in Zurich. Remember?
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Oh, yes.
Yes, I remember.
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Is that disagreeable
little clerk still there?
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Oh, yes, he's there.
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And still disagreeable,
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but, uh, very, very little.
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Oh, Maurice,
you shouldn't have!
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It was nothing.
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Not the gift,
the clerk.
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I haven't brought anything
for the man of the house,
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but then, what can you create
for a man who has everything?
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What's his name?
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Darryl? Denny? Dinny?
Donald.
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Darrin.
Darrin.
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Darrin. That's a good name.
It's got a good sound to it.
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Darrin. Darrin what?
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Stephens.
Stephens.
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I don't think
I've ever flown into them.
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Massachusetts.
Very old stock.
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Good.
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Are you happy?
Yes, I am.
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That's all that's important.
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That's what I've always
wanted for you.
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You really mean that, Father?
Of course I do!
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Then I have something
to tell you.
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Marry the right man,
and you'll be happy.
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The right man?
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Haven't I always said that?
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Find the man of whom I approve,
and he'll make you happy.
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Do you remember
my telling you that?
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Yes, now that
you mention it.
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It doesn't make sense.
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Why should he be
against your marriage?
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He just doesn't approve
of mixed marriages.
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Oh? I didn't know
you were mixed.
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Oh, yes.
Um, I'm English and...
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she's Norwegian.
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That's a mixed marriage?
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To her father it is.
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What is he, a Viking?
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Worse.
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Well, where is he?
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When am I going
to get a look at him?
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Well, he's not here,
is he, Mother?
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I hope not.
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What do you mean?
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Well, I mean, if he was here,
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he wouldn't be where
he was supposed to be.
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Isn't that right, Samantha?
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Yes, Mother, that's right.
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And he's supposed
to be in... Washington.
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What do you think of him,
Endora?
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Well, I--
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I, uh, think
he'll surprise you.
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Good.
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Good.
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Look, Darrin,
you love Samantha, don't you?
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Certainly.
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Well, then, you have
to fight for her,
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stand up to the old man.
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What can he do to you?
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Point a finger at you
and blow you up
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like you were
made out of glass?
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It's a shame I'm not going
to see that young man of yours.
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Yes, well, it's too bad
you can't stay longer.
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Darrin should be home
in a few days.
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He's been working
so hard lately.
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Aren't you going
to answer it?
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The telephone?
Yes.
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Oh, yes!
Yes, of course.
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Hello?
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Hello, Darrin.
How are you?
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I'm in a bar getting drunk.
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You're so far away
I can hardly hear you.
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He's so far away
I can hardly hear him.
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You won't be home for a week?
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Why not?
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Oh, that's a shame.
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You see, my father
dropped in tonight,
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and I was hoping the two of you
would get a chance to meet.
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If you think I'm going
to spend a week in this bar,
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you're out of your mind.
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Oh, no, of course not.
Just a moment.
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I think I'd better take this in
the other room. You understand.
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Of course.
Go ahead, darling.
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She's turned into
quite a girl.
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Chip off the old block, eh?
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If you say so, Maurice.
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Chanson du Mer '59.
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Mmm, quite like old times.
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Brussels. Remember
l'épaule de mouton?
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Oh, what a weekend
that was.
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We were never in Brussels
together, Maurice.
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Of course we were!
I remember distinctly.
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You were--
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Perhaps you're right.
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You always did have a memory
like a steel trap, Endora.
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Chanson du Mer '59.
'53 was much better.
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No '53.
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Oh, well. Probably only
half a dozen bottles left.
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Darrin, you can't!
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I don't care, Sam.
I'm coming home.
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I beg of you, Darrin.
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Please don't come home.
Please listen to me.
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I'm through listening.
Goodbye.
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Hello?
Hello, Darrin?
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Please understand, I'm
doing this for your own good.
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Larry!
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Larry!
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Get me
out of here!
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What's the matter?
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What do you mean what's
the matter? I'm stuck in here!
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00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:07,894
Oh, come on.
Pull on it. Pull!
260
00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:11,606
What's the matter
with this door?
261
00:12:11,606 --> 00:12:15,193
There's Darrin.
We were on our honeymoon.
262
00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:17,362
Nice-looking boy.
263
00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:19,822
What's this?
264
00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:22,325
That's Darrin
when he was a lieutenant.
265
00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:24,077
What's he doing
in the service?
266
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:26,120
Everybody goes into
the service.
267
00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:29,457
Everybody perhaps,
but not us.
268
00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:31,708
Oh.
269
00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:35,088
Well, you see, it's really
very simple. He's--
270
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:37,715
[Maurice] He's what?
271
00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:39,175
He's...
272
00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:40,843
patriotic.
273
00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:42,470
He's always
been patriotic.
274
00:12:42,511 --> 00:12:45,265
I have pictures of him
in World War I,
275
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:48,268
the Spanish-American War
and the War of 1812.
276
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,144
Before that,
I have paintings.
277
00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:52,981
[Larry] You all right, Darrin?
[Darrin] Yes!
278
00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:56,526
Come on, fellas,
easy. Down easy.
279
00:12:57,485 --> 00:13:00,863
Easy does it.
That's good.
280
00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:02,282
[Darrin] It was a nice trip.
281
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,325
We'll have you out of here
in a few minutes, Darrin.
282
00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:05,618
Okay.
Did you talk to her?
283
00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:07,160
You bet your life, I did!
284
00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:09,330
What'd she say?
She said not to come home.
285
00:13:09,372 --> 00:13:12,542
But I said I'd had enough.
I'm coming home right now.
286
00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:14,502
Want me to drive you?
287
00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:15,712
No, it's too far.
288
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:18,172
But there's a new train
in service, Larry,
289
00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:20,883
but I don't know
what time it leaves.
290
00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:22,510
Have you got a dime?
291
00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:23,678
Yeah.
292
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,267
Here you are.
293
00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:35,189
Thanks, Larry.
294
00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:37,482
I have in this hand
a certificate
295
00:13:37,482 --> 00:13:39,694
testifying to the birth
of a male child
296
00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:42,989
named Stephens,
first name Darrin.
297
00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:45,366
Mother, Phyllis,
father, Frank.
298
00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:47,410
Would you care to explain?
299
00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:49,662
Yes. Yes, I would.
300
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:52,415
It's a front
to fool the neighbors.
301
00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:56,294
I tried that. It almost worked.
302
00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:58,921
Almost?
303
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:00,715
I also found this.
304
00:14:00,715 --> 00:14:06,136
"Darrin Stephens. One capsule after
each meal, two before bedtime."
305
00:14:06,136 --> 00:14:07,638
Does the front
to fool the neighbors
306
00:14:07,679 --> 00:14:10,350
extend to the bathroom
medicine cabinet?
307
00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:11,768
No, of course not.
308
00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:14,729
Then why would a warlock
be needing medicine?
309
00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:17,398
Unless, of course,
he's not a warlock at all.
310
00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,400
Can you tell me
when the last train leaves
311
00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:22,028
for Morning Glory Circle?
312
00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:23,363
Thank you.
313
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:27,617
Twenty minutes.
314
00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:29,619
Larry, can you have me
out of here by then?
315
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:33,456
Don't worry. If we can't,
we'll ship you railroad express.
316
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:42,006
Is he or isn't he?
317
00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:43,800
Father, please--
318
00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:45,093
Just tell me the truth.
319
00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:48,221
Is my son-in-law
a warlock or not?
320
00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:51,099
You won't get angry?
321
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,935
I reserve that privilege.
322
00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:57,188
Father, please sit down.
323
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,570
It's true.
324
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,615
Darrin is mortal.
325
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,994
You're not angry, are you?
326
00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:17,041
Father, please.
327
00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:23,005
Maurice, control yourself.
328
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:27,051
Father, your temper.
329
00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:36,060
Stop carrying on!
330
00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:44,944
Stop acting like a child!
331
00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:53,077
Oh, Maurice!
You're being ridiculous.
332
00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:55,455
And you! I turn my back,
and what happens?
333
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:58,207
She marries a common,
ordinary mortal.
334
00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:01,794
Darrin is neither common
nor ordinary.
335
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,296
I am not talking
to you.
336
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,339
Times have changed,
Maurice.
337
00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:07,091
This happens
in the best of families.
338
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:09,510
It does not happen
in my family.
339
00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:11,304
Well, it has.
340
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:14,682
It's over and done with.
I'm married.
341
00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:19,562
And I am going to annul
the marriage, Samantha, forever.
342
00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:29,655
Washington, eh?
343
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:32,241
Father. Mother!
344
00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:42,585
Very good, Endora.
345
00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:44,921
What have you done with him?
346
00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:47,381
Wouldn't you like to know!
347
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:50,843
Endora.
348
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,762
Perhaps you frighten
Samantha, Maurice,
349
00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:55,473
but you certainly
don't frighten me.
350
00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,725
Where is he?
351
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,571
You're getting stronger,
Endora.
352
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:15,159
You're getting older,
dear.
353
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,537
I'll find him.
354
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:25,711
Wouldn't you like to bring in
the evening paper, dear?
355
00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:33,302
A flower, a bird, a tree--
356
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:35,513
What do you think,
Samantha?
357
00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:38,849
What's that you have there?
358
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,726
Just the evening paper.
359
00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:43,646
I can't understand it!
360
00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:46,023
A girl of your background,
your breeding!
361
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,817
I can't understand it!
362
00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:51,320
Yes, I can. It shows
a complete lack of respect!
363
00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:52,321
Please!
364
00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:53,739
You young people
are all the same.
365
00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:56,826
No feeling for tradition,
no sense of heritage.
366
00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:59,787
It's a disgrace.
367
00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:02,665
Oh!
368
00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:19,807
Are you all right,
darling?
369
00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:22,018
Yes, I'm all right.
370
00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:23,686
Excuse me, sweetheart.
371
00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:26,814
Now, look, you! So far, I've
been locked in a phone booth
372
00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:27,982
and turned into
a newspaper.
373
00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:29,150
I've been banged on one end,
374
00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:30,651
and I've been burned
on the other.
375
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,695
Now, I may be a source
of amusement around here,
376
00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:34,905
but I also happened
to be married to your daughter.
377
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:37,532
She loves me and I love her,
and we're gonna stay married
378
00:18:37,532 --> 00:18:39,994
whether you like it
or not. Is that clear?
379
00:18:39,994 --> 00:18:42,913
I have to admit,
he has courage.
380
00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:45,916
You certainly picked
a good one.
381
00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:47,460
I told you, Father.
382
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:50,463
It's a shame
I have to do this.
383
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:57,762
Father!
384
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:01,724
Father, how could you?
385
00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:04,518
I did it for your own good,
Samantha.
386
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,896
Maurice, you
have no right!
387
00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:08,898
You keep out of this, Endora.
388
00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:10,691
Bring him back!
389
00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:13,361
Father, please,
bring him back.
390
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:16,906
Someday you'll
thank me for this.
391
00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:18,657
Thank you?
392
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:21,702
I never want
to see you again!
393
00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:25,080
You don't really mean that.
You're excited.
394
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:29,126
Saladam! Belazar! Oblivia!
395
00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:35,508
How dare you speak like that
to your father!
396
00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:37,301
Maurice,
397
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:39,679
I'm not overly fond
of that boy either,
398
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,972
but I'm not going to have
a human being on my conscience.
399
00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:43,140
Now, you bring him back.
400
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,266
I'm sorry, Endora.
401
00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:45,935
What's done is done.
402
00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:47,353
You bring him back,
403
00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:49,897
or I'll make your life
miserable for you,
404
00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:52,273
and you know I can do it.
405
00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:55,277
I'll move in with you!
406
00:19:57,405 --> 00:20:01,282
Father, if you love me,
please bring him back.
407
00:20:01,282 --> 00:20:03,786
Does it really mean
that much to you?
408
00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:05,496
I love him.
409
00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:08,040
With all my heart,
I love him.
410
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,751
Please don't take him
away from me.
411
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:13,838
Very well.
412
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,299
I'll try.
413
00:20:17,340 --> 00:20:19,427
What do you mean, try?
414
00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:23,556
I'm sorry, Endora,
I gave him a terrible jolt.
415
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:27,393
Don't waste time.
Do something.
416
00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:38,654
Well?
417
00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:40,698
I'm trying!
418
00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:46,746
Please, Father.
I know you can do it.
419
00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:52,877
He's doing it!
You're doing it!
420
00:20:52,877 --> 00:20:54,295
Where's the rest
of him?
421
00:20:59,340 --> 00:21:01,761
That's it.
That's it, Maurice!
422
00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:03,554
You have it in you,
I know you have.
423
00:21:03,554 --> 00:21:04,638
Keep it up! Keep it up!
424
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,975
Go to it, Maurice!
Go to it.
425
00:21:18,027 --> 00:21:20,946
Oh, look at
that technique.
426
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:38,547
Please try harder,
Daddy.
427
00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:50,601
[Samantha] He did it!
428
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:52,061
He did it!
429
00:21:52,061 --> 00:21:53,938
Oh, Darrin.
430
00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:55,147
Very good.
431
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:57,107
Very good, indeed!
432
00:21:57,107 --> 00:22:00,611
Oh, Da--
Is that all of him?
433
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:03,781
Yes, that's all of him.
434
00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:07,785
Are you all right, Darrin?
435
00:22:09,494 --> 00:22:12,665
Well, here we are,
436
00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:16,460
just one, big, happy family.
437
00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:23,092
Of course, we haven't
discussed it much,
438
00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:25,845
but I'm partial
to large families.
439
00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:27,763
[Samantha] Oh, yes, so am I.
440
00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:29,265
Four or five, at least.
441
00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:31,600
Grandchildren might be
a good idea at that.
442
00:22:31,642 --> 00:22:32,852
What do you think, Endora?
443
00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:35,896
There's no need to rush
on my account.
444
00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:38,858
Oh, no, of course not.
We have plenty of time.
445
00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:41,068
But I was just thinking, there's
something I should tell you.
446
00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:42,653
If the first one's
a boy--
447
00:22:42,653 --> 00:22:45,531
Now, now, now. None of this
silly sentimentality.
448
00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:49,326
You don't have
to name the baby after me.
449
00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:51,871
Oh, well, I'm glad you feel
that way, Daddy,
450
00:22:51,912 --> 00:22:53,873
because Darrin
promised his father
451
00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:56,458
that we'd name
the first boy after him.
452
00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:57,960
Oh.
453
00:22:58,002 --> 00:23:00,754
Oh, well, I suppose
some people need that.
454
00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:02,131
Well, I must fly.
455
00:23:02,131 --> 00:23:04,842
But before I go,
I want to propose a toast.
456
00:23:04,842 --> 00:23:07,469
Chanson du Mer '59!
457
00:23:07,511 --> 00:23:08,762
[Darrin] '59?
458
00:23:08,762 --> 00:23:10,013
For this family?
459
00:23:10,013 --> 00:23:12,182
Nothing doing.
460
00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:20,190
How about '53?
461
00:23:20,983 --> 00:23:23,611
Chanson du Mer '53?
462
00:23:25,154 --> 00:23:27,781
Chanson du Mer '53.
463
00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:33,287
Are you, uh--? Are you sure
he's not one of us?
464
00:23:33,287 --> 00:23:34,914
It isn't chilled, though.
465
00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:37,166
He's not one of us.
466
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,210
It's chilled, my boy.
467
00:23:43,380 --> 00:23:44,506
Perfect!
468
00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:48,719
Although I take a dim view
of most mortals,
469
00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:51,347
you've made a very favorable
impression, Donald.
470
00:23:51,347 --> 00:23:52,388
Darwin!
471
00:23:52,473 --> 00:23:53,641
Darrin!
472
00:23:55,184 --> 00:23:56,852
After a century or two,
473
00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:58,020
I might get to like you
474
00:23:58,061 --> 00:24:00,397
as well as I like
this champagne.
475
00:24:00,481 --> 00:24:03,692
Too bad you won't be around
that long.
476
00:24:03,692 --> 00:24:06,111
Happiness, darling.
477
00:24:08,113 --> 00:24:11,742
Delightful to see you again,
my love.
478
00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:16,121
One and all,
auf Wiedersehen.
479
00:24:23,420 --> 00:24:24,797
Bye, Daddy.
480
00:24:24,797 --> 00:24:27,383
Yes, goodbye, Mister--
481
00:24:27,383 --> 00:24:28,342
Uh, Daddy.
482
00:24:28,342 --> 00:24:31,011
Au revoir, Maurice.
483
00:24:31,011 --> 00:24:34,223
He always was
very big on exits.
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