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(TurboScribe tarafından transkribe edilmiştir. Bu mesajı kaldırmak için Sınırsıza Yükselt.) All right, get in here everybody.
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Come on, sit down.
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Ma'am, you have a seat right there
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in that chair, boys.
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You can stand behind her.
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Ridiculous.
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Ma'am, what's the problem?
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I'm just so confused.
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Well, I'm going to explain everything, ma'am.
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What's up your ass?
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Nothing's up my ass, all right?
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Ma'am, you relax.
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All right, so I brought you back here
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because you were being suspected of credit card
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fraud.
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What?
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Yeah.
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My stepmom would never do that.
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Are you serious?
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So he's your son?
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That's crazy, dude.
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Yes, that's my stepson.
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Okay, and who are these two?
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These are his friends.
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I took them on a shopping trip.
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They're going to start a band.
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Oh, awesome.
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Awesome.
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Next show.
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Cool, you guys are just in town visiting
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or something like that?
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Yeah.
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Okay, cool.
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Well, you're being suspected of credit card fraud
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and these are your accomplices.
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I'm sorry.
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Hey, boys.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Hey, boys.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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You guys walked out with the merchandise while
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she was using a fake credit card at
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the register, all right?
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And you three stole guitars, microphones, drum sets.
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No, no, dude.
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You practically took the whole thing out the
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store.
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No, I didn't.
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Yes.
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No, no, no, no.
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She was using a credit card that was
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reported stolen at the front.
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Oh, really?
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Okay?
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I'm sure there's some kind of mistake.
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No, no, no.
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Well, first off, no mistake.
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So how do you know it's stolen?
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Because we're going to run some more tests
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on the credit card.
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I just need to gather a couple more
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information from you if you don't mind.
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Like you said, you didn't do anything right,
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so if you just don't mind, if I
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can have your name.
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Mia.
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Okay, Mia.
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Do you have a last name?
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Jane.
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Okay, cool.
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You're Jane.
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And you said you don't live in town,
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right?
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No.
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So can you just give me your address
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and the town that you live in, because
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what I'm going to do next is run
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a little bit of a background check on
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your mother here.
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This guy thinks he's a real cop.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Boys, boys, boys.
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Do you know how much you guys stole
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outside?
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Oh, my goodness.
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You guys stole a lot of merchandise from
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the store.
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My owner of the store takes it very
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seriously.
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You guys will be facing serious jail time
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here today, okay?
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And I don't like how you're just accusing
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us of stealing without any proof.
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Okay.
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Proof.
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I'll get the proof in a little bit.
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Don't you worry, all right?
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Like I said before, give me your address
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so I can just run a quick background
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check.
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Or do you want to see your son
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get arrested and taken out by the police
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right now?
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Because I could easily just call them.
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My address?
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Yes.
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You mean my home address?
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What is a background check going to do
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for me?
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Well, when I run your name, I just
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want to make sure that you don't have
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any priors or anything like this before.
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And then also, like the credit card that
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you did use, I want to make sure
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that it is yours and the name and
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the address matches when I check the report
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on it, okay?
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I mean, really?
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Where we live?
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All right.
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I don't know if I feel safe doing
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that.
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All right.
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Well, what happens if I run- I
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have kids.
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I can see that.
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But what happens if I say, Run Amir
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James, and someone pops up in another state
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wanted for murder?
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I mean, then I would just have to
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- Oh.
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Murder.
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So now I look like a murderer?
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I'm not saying that you look like a
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murderer.
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Do you hear this guy?
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I'm just saying, what happens if I run
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that name and that pops up?
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I'm so offended.
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I'm like- All right.
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Why don't you just give him what he
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wants so he can get out of here?
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Do you want me to have the cops
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come down and arrest all three of your
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boys?
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Because they were the ones who went on
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the phone.
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I didn't.
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No one's arrested.
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So they're the ones who technically stole.
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They're under- They're under arrest for stealing
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an air guitar, buddy.
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You didn't pay for it.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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You guys didn't pay for it, right?
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No.
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Exactly.
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See?
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He just admitted he didn't pay for it.
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So what do you want?
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Here.
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Give me your full name so I can
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run a quick background check.
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You can have my full name.
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And your address?
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I gave you my full name.
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Yes, you did.
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Okay.
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And just give me your address, please.
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Come on.
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I- 6967.
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I have your butt around the corner.
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That's pretty funny.
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It's pretty funny there.
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I just, I don't know.
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I don't feel comfortable.
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All right.
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Fine.
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Well, you know what?
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I'll just end this here and I'll have
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the police handle this because I've had enough
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of it.
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Just give me that, buddy.
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Just give me your address.
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I'm the head of the PTA, okay?
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I can't just be accusing people of-
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Did you see my car outside?
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You think that I'd commit credit card fraud?
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I can understand that.
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Don't worry about it.
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Like you said, if you didn't do the
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credit card fraud, I'm sorry.
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No problem.
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Nothing to worry about the PTA or anything
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like that, right?
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So, you just- So, what- All
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you have to do is just give me
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the rest of your address.
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I'm going to run a quick background check.
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We're going to run that credit card again
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just to see if it matches your name
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and your address to make sure that it's
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yours.
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Like you said, it is.
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So, I don't really think there should be
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a problem here, right?
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Then you guys can probably go on like
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the next five minutes.
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It's that simple.
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Just give it to me.
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Let's get out of here.
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3369.
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Penny Lane.
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Guys.
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All right.
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All right.
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And what town is that?
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Seattle.
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Cool.
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All right.
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And you guys are going to stick to
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you didn't take anything, right?
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And you swore that she was going to
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pay for the car that she mentioned, huh?
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We didn't take anything.
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Of course we did.
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We paid and we walked out.
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Okay.
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Well, I just want to make sure that,
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you know, if we do have to get
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the cops involved, who's going to get arrested?
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Who's not getting arrested here?
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Okay?
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I just want to clarify that first.
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Because, like I said, you guys are going
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to have to give me the rest of
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your address.
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Like I said, my boss does not take
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stuff like this very lightly, and he does
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like to press the full charge as he
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can.
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Okay?
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So that means you guys could be facing
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a lot of jail time here if her
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credit card is found not to be hers.
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All right?
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Okay?
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All right.
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All right.
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Well, I'll be back.
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I'm going to go run your information real
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quick.
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Just sit here.
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There's a bunch of cameras.
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Don't try to do anything fucking stupid.
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All right, Robocop.
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All right.
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And I'm going to go lock the door.
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I'm going to put some of your butt
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in the bathroom.
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Okay.
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That's pretty funny.
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You're not going to be laughing in a
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couple minutes.
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Trust me.
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Oh, trust me, I will.
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Okay.
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Neither will you.
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Let him do it.
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We'll let him.
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We'll get out of here.
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All right.
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All right.
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Hey, zip it, you two.
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All right?
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I'll be right back.
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Hey, all right.
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I'll be right back.
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Have fun, this guy.
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Loser.
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Mom, everything's going to be fine, right?
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Like, he's going to come back and go.
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Everything should be good, right?
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Like, nothing's very bad.
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I kind of need that drum set for
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our next show.
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I know.
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We're going to get the band together.
290
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And that guitar.
291
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Oh, my God.
292
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That was sweet.
293
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That was so good.
294
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Your microphone is going to sound so good.
295
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Oh, my God.
296
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It's like heaven.
297
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Did you see everybody looking at me?
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I was playing in.
299
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Dude, that was amazing.
300
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That's going to stoke him.
301
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Yeah, he's a fucking asshole.
302
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He's not going to find anything.
303
00:06:58,010 --> 00:07:00,090
You're sure everything's going to be fine, right?
304
00:07:00,130 --> 00:07:00,790
Like, why?
305
00:07:01,810 --> 00:07:03,350
Why did it flag?
306
00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:04,550
Like, why are we here?
307
00:07:04,550 --> 00:07:05,690
Look, look.
308
00:07:06,070 --> 00:07:07,730
I'll figure it out.
309
00:07:07,750 --> 00:07:08,510
It's no big deal.
310
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Don't worry about it.
311
00:07:09,870 --> 00:07:10,630
But we're good, right?
312
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I'll figure it out.
313
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I promise you guys.
314
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I'll figure out a way to get the
315
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band started.
316
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You guys will get your instruments.
317
00:07:18,270 --> 00:07:19,150
Figure out a way?
318
00:07:19,890 --> 00:07:20,290
Yes.
319
00:07:22,050 --> 00:07:23,130
Honey, it's not.
320
00:07:23,670 --> 00:07:25,030
There's cameras everywhere.
321
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You don't sound very sure.
322
00:07:26,670 --> 00:07:27,570
Like, I just want to.
323
00:07:29,830 --> 00:07:31,150
Can you just let me figure it out?
324
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Okay.
325
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All right.
326
00:07:31,970 --> 00:07:32,430
Oh, dude.
327
00:07:32,530 --> 00:07:32,990
Oh, my God.
328
00:07:33,890 --> 00:07:34,290
Don't.
329
00:07:34,290 --> 00:07:34,530
Don't.
330
00:07:34,530 --> 00:07:35,010
Don't stress.
331
00:07:35,170 --> 00:07:36,610
You can't tell your mom about this.
332
00:07:36,710 --> 00:07:37,790
I'm going to get a panic attack.
333
00:07:39,310 --> 00:07:41,310
You guys cannot tell your parents.
334
00:07:41,590 --> 00:07:43,310
And you cannot tell your dad.
335
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Okay.
336
00:07:43,750 --> 00:07:44,090
All right.
337
00:07:47,780 --> 00:07:48,960
Where the hell is he?
338
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Yeah.
339
00:07:50,460 --> 00:07:51,280
I'm going to take this.
340
00:07:51,420 --> 00:07:52,120
I don't know.
341
00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:53,000
Why is it taking so long?
342
00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:54,080
I told you he's putting some of his
343
00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:54,740
fucking ass.
344
00:07:55,660 --> 00:07:57,300
Think he can, like, frame us?
345
00:07:57,960 --> 00:07:58,620
I mean.
346
00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:02,400
Yeah, maybe he could frame us.
347
00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:04,700
We're going to give him a VIP treatment.
348
00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:06,700
That's actually a good point.
349
00:08:11,940 --> 00:08:12,520
All right.
350
00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:14,260
Now I'm getting freaked out.
351
00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:15,240
All right.
352
00:08:16,300 --> 00:08:18,240
Well, don't freak out just yet.
353
00:08:18,460 --> 00:08:18,940
He's not even back in here.
354
00:08:18,980 --> 00:08:20,320
She'll figure something out.
355
00:08:25,900 --> 00:08:26,780
It's locked.
356
00:08:26,780 --> 00:08:27,580
He locked it.
357
00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:28,320
What?
358
00:08:28,780 --> 00:08:29,920
Oh, fuck, no.
359
00:08:29,940 --> 00:08:30,940
Can he even do that?
360
00:08:31,039 --> 00:08:31,380
Oh, my God.
361
00:08:31,380 --> 00:08:32,200
He locked it.
362
00:08:32,380 --> 00:08:33,600
I don't think he can even lock it.
363
00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:33,900
All right.
364
00:08:33,940 --> 00:08:35,380
This is a really small room, guys.
365
00:08:37,020 --> 00:08:38,240
Just take a breath.
366
00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:40,059
Yeah.
367
00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:41,720
I'm sure everything's going to be fine.
368
00:08:43,059 --> 00:08:44,300
We'll figure this out.
369
00:08:45,060 --> 00:08:45,580
Oh, my God.
370
00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:49,120
Maybe be a little bit more respectful this
371
00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:49,340
time.
372
00:08:50,100 --> 00:08:50,840
Yeah, guys.
373
00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:51,320
Let's just get out of here.
374
00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:52,600
We're going to figure it out.
375
00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:53,240
I'll try.
376
00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:54,860
And we're also going to get an instrument.
377
00:08:56,180 --> 00:08:56,680
I know.
378
00:08:59,020 --> 00:09:00,940
I don't understand what's taking him so long.
379
00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:07,080
Still practicing.
380
00:09:08,180 --> 00:09:09,000
I have to.
381
00:09:09,420 --> 00:09:10,440
He's looking around my notes.
382
00:09:10,580 --> 00:09:11,540
He's going to be like, oh.
383
00:09:13,140 --> 00:09:15,340
I love that you guys practice sometimes.
384
00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:16,480
Definitely.
385
00:09:16,860 --> 00:09:18,460
We've been working on some new stuff.
386
00:09:19,060 --> 00:09:20,360
That's why I wanted to give you guys
387
00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:20,800
the instrument.
388
00:09:23,360 --> 00:09:24,880
How the fuck did it take this long?
389
00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:25,820
I mean, all you have to do is
390
00:09:25,820 --> 00:09:26,840
swipe a credit card, right?
391
00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:27,580
What the fuck?
392
00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:29,180
Yeah.
393
00:09:29,660 --> 00:09:31,340
Do you have, like, another credit card you
394
00:09:31,340 --> 00:09:32,040
can give him, Mom?
395
00:09:32,260 --> 00:09:33,120
Like, why?
396
00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:34,520
Wait, is all this stuff still in the
397
00:09:34,520 --> 00:09:34,620
car?
398
00:09:35,220 --> 00:09:35,540
What?
399
00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:36,940
What do you mean, no?
400
00:09:37,920 --> 00:09:39,980
I don't have another credit card I can
401
00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:40,320
give him.
402
00:09:40,740 --> 00:09:42,240
Well, then what the fuck would you do?
403
00:09:42,560 --> 00:09:43,460
Just let me.
404
00:09:43,460 --> 00:09:44,200
Can you pay for it?
405
00:09:44,340 --> 00:09:45,100
What the fuck?
406
00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:46,500
No, I'm talking shit.
407
00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:47,400
Can you pay for it?
408
00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:49,300
You cannot repeat this to your mom.
409
00:09:49,580 --> 00:09:50,020
She can't.
410
00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:51,800
Nobody can know this happened while we were
411
00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:51,940
here.
412
00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:54,140
I spent a lot of my money on
413
00:09:54,140 --> 00:09:54,980
a juice box earlier.
414
00:09:55,140 --> 00:09:55,980
I can't leave.
415
00:09:56,540 --> 00:09:57,380
It was really good, by the way.
416
00:09:57,480 --> 00:09:57,900
We should go back.
417
00:10:03,740 --> 00:10:05,060
I don't fucking time.
418
00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:07,020
Be careful sitting down.
419
00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:08,280
I don't want your ass to be too
420
00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:08,520
sore.
421
00:10:09,820 --> 00:10:10,960
You're not going to be laughing in just
422
00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:11,280
a second.
423
00:10:11,420 --> 00:10:12,200
Whoa, whoa, whoa, boys.
424
00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:13,020
Hey, ma'am.
425
00:10:14,540 --> 00:10:17,460
Looks like we did our background check on
426
00:10:17,460 --> 00:10:19,160
the credit card and ran the information.
427
00:10:19,980 --> 00:10:24,380
And it looks like here it says that
428
00:10:24,380 --> 00:10:25,240
it's stolen.
429
00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:26,820
Stolen?
430
00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:27,560
Yeah.
431
00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:28,220
What?
432
00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:28,880
Bullshit.
433
00:10:29,060 --> 00:10:31,720
And it's been wanted in quite a few
434
00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:34,640
other purchases throughout this town recently.
435
00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:39,060
And we have several other music stores within
436
00:10:39,060 --> 00:10:41,680
ten miles of each other that have other
437
00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:43,000
reports very similar to this.
438
00:10:43,020 --> 00:10:48,760
And unfortunately, like most other stores, we have
439
00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:52,320
a photo of her purchasing it right there
440
00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:54,200
with the same credit card.
441
00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:56,000
We'd be glad if you just photoshopped that.
442
00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:56,960
No, no, no.
443
00:10:57,340 --> 00:10:59,240
I'm not that smart, guys, all right?
444
00:10:59,340 --> 00:11:01,960
So you, everyone here is in very serious
445
00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:02,260
trouble.
446
00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:03,480
Right there, okay?
447
00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:04,080
It's not true.
448
00:11:04,300 --> 00:11:05,160
It's clearly her.
449
00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:06,540
Is this fucking real?
450
00:11:06,560 --> 00:11:07,100
I don't know.
451
00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:08,220
There's a...
452
00:11:08,220 --> 00:11:10,240
I'm sure she has a doppelganger somewhere.
453
00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:11,020
Nope, nope.
454
00:11:11,020 --> 00:11:11,940
I doubt it.
455
00:11:11,940 --> 00:11:12,500
Okay?
456
00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:13,460
Hey, look.
457
00:11:13,860 --> 00:11:16,280
I just wanted to give you guys everything
458
00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:17,000
that you wanted.
459
00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:19,500
Well, what are you...
460
00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:20,160
And now...
461
00:11:20,700 --> 00:11:22,340
It was never supposed to get to this.
462
00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:22,860
It was just...
463
00:11:22,860 --> 00:11:23,620
It was innocent.
464
00:11:24,540 --> 00:11:26,260
Well, unfortunately, you got caught.
465
00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:29,040
And like I said earlier, my boss does
466
00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:31,000
not like playing around with these type of
467
00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:31,300
charges.
468
00:11:32,180 --> 00:11:33,100
And we have a little bit of a
469
00:11:33,100 --> 00:11:34,760
process here on how to handle this.
470
00:11:35,260 --> 00:11:36,600
What do you mean a process?
471
00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:37,940
I can't...
472
00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:39,040
No, no, a process.
473
00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:40,660
I cannot get arrested.
474
00:11:40,780 --> 00:11:41,220
I can't.
475
00:11:41,220 --> 00:11:42,980
Well, I mean, everyone here is getting arrested,
476
00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:43,280
okay?
477
00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:43,880
No, no, no, no.
478
00:11:43,880 --> 00:11:44,440
Let's do it.
479
00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:45,780
You can't do that.
480
00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:47,320
No, no, no, no, no, no.
481
00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:47,980
Stay right back.
482
00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:48,560
There has to be...
483
00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:49,500
You don't understand.
484
00:11:49,660 --> 00:11:50,480
Like, I...
485
00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:51,880
I have responsibilities.
486
00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:53,220
I have a family.
487
00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:53,980
I have a whole...
488
00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:54,780
Yeah, we have rehearsals.
489
00:11:54,780 --> 00:11:56,260
I'm the leader of the PCR.
490
00:11:56,260 --> 00:11:56,920
Okay, I get it.
491
00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:57,660
All right, cool.
492
00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,820
But there's still a couple more steps here
493
00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:01,980
I have to go through before I finish
494
00:12:01,980 --> 00:12:02,620
here, okay?
495
00:12:03,340 --> 00:12:04,820
Given the fact that you did lie to
496
00:12:04,820 --> 00:12:06,240
me already, I can't trust you.
497
00:12:07,340 --> 00:12:09,540
And usually the next steps in that is
498
00:12:09,540 --> 00:12:12,680
I'm going to have you stand up and
499
00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:13,380
I'm just going to have to give you
500
00:12:13,380 --> 00:12:15,000
a quick pat-down just to make sure
501
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:15,920
you didn't take anything else.
502
00:12:15,980 --> 00:12:17,580
You don't have any other credit cards potentially
503
00:12:17,580 --> 00:12:18,180
on you.
504
00:12:18,820 --> 00:12:19,240
All right?
505
00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:20,060
Come on.
506
00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:22,020
How am I going to steal an instrument?
507
00:12:22,540 --> 00:12:25,380
Well, maybe you stole something else that's potentially
508
00:12:25,380 --> 00:12:27,220
smaller that you could put anywhere on your
509
00:12:27,220 --> 00:12:28,080
clothes or your body.
510
00:12:28,180 --> 00:12:29,740
So if you don't mind, get up, please.
511
00:12:29,860 --> 00:12:30,960
Are you serious right now?
512
00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:33,360
You could have stuffed the harmonica somewhere.
513
00:12:33,940 --> 00:12:34,080
All right?
514
00:12:34,180 --> 00:12:34,920
So get up.
515
00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:37,140
Hey, hey, you boys, listen.
516
00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:38,800
Why are you trying to stand up for
517
00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:39,120
her, huh?
518
00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:40,920
I mean, I get the son, but you
519
00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:41,120
two...
520
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,180
She's going to make you two go to
521
00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:44,440
jail, and she's not even your mom.
522
00:12:45,180 --> 00:12:46,700
Think about the situation she's fucking put you
523
00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:46,800
in.
524
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:46,900
A pat-down?
525
00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:48,040
What does this TSA like?
526
00:12:48,180 --> 00:12:48,980
It's just a pat-down.
527
00:12:49,140 --> 00:12:49,620
It's just a pat-down?
528
00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:50,440
Get up.
529
00:12:50,740 --> 00:12:51,260
Stand up.
530
00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:52,200
It's a quick pat-down.
531
00:12:52,460 --> 00:12:53,340
I'm sure it's not.
532
00:12:53,380 --> 00:12:54,000
Just make it quick.
533
00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:55,100
All right?
534
00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:56,060
Hey, boys.
535
00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,420
It's not like she has a guitar up
536
00:12:58,420 --> 00:12:58,640
there.
537
00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:00,500
Hey, spread the legs.
538
00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:01,480
Come on.
539
00:13:02,700 --> 00:13:03,580
There you go.
540
00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:05,180
Mm-hmm.
541
00:13:08,420 --> 00:13:10,060
I'm just going to quickly here and just
542
00:13:10,060 --> 00:13:11,720
make sure there's nothing there.
543
00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:13,160
Dude, he's feeding up your mom.
544
00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:15,160
Hey, hey, hey, relax.
545
00:13:15,380 --> 00:13:15,740
I need to make sure...
546
00:13:15,740 --> 00:13:16,780
This is a pat-down?
547
00:13:16,900 --> 00:13:17,660
Yes, this is.
548
00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:18,940
This is a pat-down.
549
00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:20,840
I need to make sure that there's nothing
550
00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:21,660
stuffed in here.
551
00:13:21,740 --> 00:13:22,020
All right?
552
00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:23,720
Dude, come on, man.
553
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:24,660
Dude, it's getting in there.
554
00:13:24,740 --> 00:13:26,400
Dude, shut up, man.
555
00:13:27,020 --> 00:13:27,760
There you go.
556
00:13:27,980 --> 00:13:29,500
Just want to make sure, okay?
557
00:13:29,820 --> 00:13:31,100
I don't think this is like a...
558
00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:31,840
Yes, it is.
559
00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:33,080
Hey, keep your arms out.
560
00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:34,220
No sudden movements, okay?
561
00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:35,180
I'll take that as a threat.
562
00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:36,440
Dude.
563
00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:37,160
There we go.
564
00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:38,740
Why are you watching, sicko?
565
00:13:38,740 --> 00:13:40,700
Because I'm trying to make sure...
566
00:13:40,700 --> 00:13:40,960
There you go.
567
00:13:41,100 --> 00:13:42,580
I can feel my mom.
568
00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:43,400
This is horrible.
569
00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:44,260
Oh, God.
570
00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:46,020
Just want to make sure.
571
00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:47,180
There you go.
572
00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:47,800
You mean what?
573
00:13:48,100 --> 00:13:49,640
This is why you became a fucking mall
574
00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:50,220
cop, isn't it?
575
00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:50,900
No, no, no.
576
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:53,280
This is just standard protocol here, boy.
577
00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:53,860
Standard.
578
00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:54,300
Thorough.
579
00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:56,020
I'm trying to be very thorough.
580
00:13:56,100 --> 00:13:56,440
Exactly.
581
00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:57,220
Just like he said.
582
00:13:57,280 --> 00:13:57,660
Look at that.
583
00:13:58,280 --> 00:13:58,620
Wait.
584
00:13:58,860 --> 00:14:00,340
Hey, hey, hey, relax.
585
00:14:00,560 --> 00:14:01,320
Spread your legs.
586
00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:02,540
Let's go.
587
00:14:03,780 --> 00:14:04,440
Come on.
588
00:14:05,060 --> 00:14:06,120
You should be fine.
589
00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:07,020
Just want to make sure.
590
00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:08,420
Okay, I'm just going to do a quick,
591
00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:09,660
quick swipe right here.
592
00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:11,100
Just make sure there's nothing there.
593
00:14:11,860 --> 00:14:12,580
Okay, cool.
594
00:14:12,820 --> 00:14:14,440
Just feel it up your arm, bro.
595
00:14:15,140 --> 00:14:16,760
This is why you took our phones.
596
00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:18,780
I mean, she did steal, though.
597
00:14:18,980 --> 00:14:19,600
You know what I mean?
598
00:14:19,620 --> 00:14:20,320
She did steal.
599
00:14:20,620 --> 00:14:21,820
Hey, relax, all right?
600
00:14:22,380 --> 00:14:22,580
Dude.
601
00:14:22,580 --> 00:14:23,840
So can we leave the arm in the
602
00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:24,320
padlock?
603
00:14:24,460 --> 00:14:24,580
Wait.
604
00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:25,840
No.
605
00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:28,600
It's clear that we're not stealing anything.
606
00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:29,000
No.
607
00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:31,240
Actually, no.
608
00:14:31,420 --> 00:14:33,300
I couldn't really tell if there was anything
609
00:14:33,300 --> 00:14:34,200
on you, so...
610
00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:35,580
I mean...
611
00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:37,600
So...
612
00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:38,260
The next step is...
613
00:14:38,260 --> 00:14:39,280
Look, you've done enough.
614
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:40,580
Hey, hey, hey, zip it, all right?
615
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:40,860
Thank you.
616
00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:42,060
Relax, okay?
617
00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:42,940
I mean, he's right.
618
00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:43,980
Like, we...
619
00:14:43,980 --> 00:14:45,380
You're the one who put these three boys
620
00:14:45,380 --> 00:14:47,260
in this situation, so you should own up
621
00:14:47,260 --> 00:14:48,960
and take responsibility right now, okay?
622
00:14:49,100 --> 00:14:49,980
I'm going to have a mugshot.
623
00:14:50,060 --> 00:14:50,700
Hey, hey, hey.
624
00:14:50,700 --> 00:14:50,900
Yes.
625
00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:53,500
So next in the step process is I'm
626
00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:54,420
going to have to ask you to remove
627
00:14:54,420 --> 00:14:56,660
all your clothes, and I need to make
628
00:14:56,660 --> 00:14:58,680
sure that you have completely nothing on you.
629
00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:00,500
That would be what they say.
630
00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:02,540
Oh, you can't do that.
631
00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:03,060
Wait, what?
632
00:15:03,060 --> 00:15:04,500
I mean, I can.
633
00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:06,160
It's part of the process.
634
00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:09,060
Or I could, um, just...
635
00:15:09,060 --> 00:15:10,700
I can just have everyone arrested right now.
636
00:15:11,260 --> 00:15:11,680
What do you want?
637
00:15:12,020 --> 00:15:13,260
Like I said, own...
638
00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:13,680
So...
639
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,180
You're going to own up and take responsibility?
640
00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:16,220
That's what he fucking says.
641
00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:16,820
You see?
642
00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:17,640
You...
643
00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:18,000
What?
644
00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:18,860
You don't want to...
645
00:15:18,860 --> 00:15:20,020
Do you want to explain to his mother
646
00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:20,920
why he's going to get arrested?
647
00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:21,380
I want to get naked.
648
00:15:21,380 --> 00:15:22,800
Yeah, dude, my mom will fucking kill me,
649
00:15:22,860 --> 00:15:23,000
dude.
650
00:15:23,140 --> 00:15:23,520
Yeah, same thing.
651
00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:25,400
Dad sends friends to...
652
00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:26,200
I will...
653
00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:26,580
Oh, well.
654
00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:27,080
That's...
655
00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:28,640
So I'm going to get naked...
656
00:15:29,020 --> 00:15:30,460
And then we can leave.
657
00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:31,720
I'm going to give you another pat down,
658
00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:33,960
and we'll, uh, see if you have anything
659
00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:34,260
else.
660
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:35,920
Then there's a little bit more in the
661
00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:36,480
process here.
662
00:15:36,580 --> 00:15:37,940
I'm sure there's got to be something else
663
00:15:37,940 --> 00:15:38,520
we could do.
664
00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:39,180
No, no, no, no.
665
00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:39,600
This is it.
666
00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:39,960
Come on.
667
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:40,380
Let's go.
668
00:15:42,270 --> 00:15:42,890
Fucking asshole.
669
00:15:44,070 --> 00:15:44,950
Can you guys...
670
00:15:44,950 --> 00:15:47,130
Can you guys all just turn around?
671
00:15:47,910 --> 00:15:48,990
She's hot, dude.
672
00:15:49,130 --> 00:15:49,270
What?
673
00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:50,270
Shut the fuck up.
674
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:51,310
I'm just saying.
675
00:15:51,330 --> 00:15:51,910
Shut up.
676
00:15:54,850 --> 00:15:55,590
Yes, it is.
677
00:15:55,670 --> 00:15:55,950
Just turn around.
678
00:15:55,950 --> 00:15:56,290
Let's go.
679
00:15:57,230 --> 00:15:57,850
Come on.
680
00:15:58,710 --> 00:15:59,910
I don't have all day.
681
00:16:00,290 --> 00:16:01,890
Your mom's tits are huge.
682
00:16:02,310 --> 00:16:03,270
Oh, my God.
683
00:16:03,270 --> 00:16:04,410
You guys, can you...
684
00:16:04,930 --> 00:16:05,370
Sorry.
685
00:16:06,010 --> 00:16:07,510
Can you guys just turn around to the
686
00:16:07,510 --> 00:16:08,230
wall, please?
687
00:16:08,890 --> 00:16:10,790
I'm trying to get more out of this
688
00:16:10,790 --> 00:16:11,530
situation.
689
00:16:13,510 --> 00:16:15,110
No, all the way around, you guys.
690
00:16:15,110 --> 00:16:15,550
Sorry.
691
00:16:15,790 --> 00:16:16,690
Dropping things.
692
00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:17,590
Dude, stop.
693
00:16:17,870 --> 00:16:18,850
I can't help it.
694
00:16:18,910 --> 00:16:20,190
Have you ever seen the tits he used
695
00:16:20,190 --> 00:16:20,830
to suck on us?
696
00:16:20,830 --> 00:16:21,130
No.
697
00:16:23,330 --> 00:16:23,770
Lucky.
698
00:16:24,570 --> 00:16:25,910
All right, turn around here.
699
00:16:26,070 --> 00:16:26,590
Let's go.
700
00:16:27,270 --> 00:16:28,110
There we go.
701
00:16:28,370 --> 00:16:29,050
Spread it.
702
00:16:29,930 --> 00:16:31,130
Spread your arms.
703
00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:32,530
This just feels a little, like, unnecessary.
704
00:16:32,530 --> 00:16:33,030
Don't worry.
705
00:16:33,170 --> 00:16:34,610
No one's seeing anything, okay?
706
00:16:34,790 --> 00:16:35,830
They're all turned around.
707
00:16:35,970 --> 00:16:36,510
Yeah, they are.
708
00:16:36,590 --> 00:16:38,930
You just said there's cameras everywhere in here.
709
00:16:40,030 --> 00:16:40,170
Yeah.
710
00:16:40,370 --> 00:16:42,210
Oh, the cameras are for the police and
711
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:43,610
for my boss.
712
00:16:43,710 --> 00:16:44,730
Hey, hey, relax.
713
00:16:44,850 --> 00:16:46,130
I need to make sure there's nothing in
714
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:46,330
there.
715
00:16:46,470 --> 00:16:47,370
While looking at my balls.
716
00:16:47,390 --> 00:16:48,590
Hey, hey, did you zip...
717
00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:50,070
Can you boys turn around?
718
00:16:50,290 --> 00:16:50,710
This is embarrassing.
719
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:51,770
Because you're pretty close to going.
720
00:16:52,410 --> 00:16:52,750
All right.
721
00:16:52,890 --> 00:16:54,150
Hey, keep your arms spread out.
722
00:16:54,210 --> 00:16:55,150
I need to make sure that you have
723
00:16:55,150 --> 00:16:56,290
nothing on you, okay?
724
00:16:57,770 --> 00:16:59,010
Just have to make sure.
725
00:16:59,690 --> 00:17:00,530
Well, you know, I don't know if this
726
00:17:00,530 --> 00:17:01,790
is, like, a prosthetic or something.
727
00:17:01,790 --> 00:17:03,430
You know, you already do credit card fraud
728
00:17:03,430 --> 00:17:03,790
and stuff.
729
00:17:04,369 --> 00:17:05,970
Sorry, I'm just really nervous.
730
00:17:06,510 --> 00:17:07,270
I get it.
731
00:17:07,329 --> 00:17:07,690
Relax.
732
00:17:07,849 --> 00:17:08,349
Arms out.
733
00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:08,790
All right.
734
00:17:09,650 --> 00:17:10,329
There we go.
735
00:17:10,450 --> 00:17:11,650
Hey, you turn around, man.
736
00:17:11,790 --> 00:17:12,329
Keep turning around.
737
00:17:13,710 --> 00:17:14,430
Hey, hey.
738
00:17:14,510 --> 00:17:14,930
They're just...
739
00:17:15,329 --> 00:17:16,430
Can you guys turn around?
740
00:17:17,150 --> 00:17:19,210
You cannot tell your moms that you saw
741
00:17:19,210 --> 00:17:20,210
me naked, you guys.
742
00:17:20,690 --> 00:17:21,650
All right, I'm just going to give a
743
00:17:21,650 --> 00:17:22,750
quick feel right here.
744
00:17:23,030 --> 00:17:23,210
Okay.
745
00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:24,869
There you go.
746
00:17:25,010 --> 00:17:25,430
Uh-huh.
747
00:17:25,609 --> 00:17:27,089
I just want to make sure there's nothing
748
00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:27,710
up there.
749
00:17:27,810 --> 00:17:28,370
I'll help you.
750
00:17:28,650 --> 00:17:29,590
Oh, there you go.
751
00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:29,830
Cool.
752
00:17:31,410 --> 00:17:33,430
I'm just helping because you can't really see
753
00:17:33,430 --> 00:17:33,830
that good.
754
00:17:34,050 --> 00:17:35,430
Hey, hey, turn around.
755
00:17:35,690 --> 00:17:36,790
Hey, dude, he can't see that good.
756
00:17:36,830 --> 00:17:37,670
He needs help.
757
00:17:39,010 --> 00:17:40,030
I can't really.
758
00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:41,930
This is not the angle that I need
759
00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:42,350
here.
760
00:17:42,710 --> 00:17:43,690
Dude, you too?
761
00:17:44,770 --> 00:17:45,490
Hey, boys.
762
00:17:45,650 --> 00:17:45,750
All right.
763
00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:49,130
We're going to turn around, and we're going
764
00:17:49,130 --> 00:17:50,530
to make sure that there's nothing left down
765
00:17:50,530 --> 00:17:50,970
there, okay?
766
00:17:51,390 --> 00:17:53,670
I'm going to do a quick cavity search
767
00:17:53,670 --> 00:17:54,330
on you.
768
00:17:55,330 --> 00:17:56,130
Cavity search?
769
00:17:56,350 --> 00:17:56,830
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
770
00:17:56,930 --> 00:17:58,130
I'm sending her shit over.
771
00:17:58,890 --> 00:18:01,970
You know, I want to do a quick
772
00:18:01,970 --> 00:18:05,690
cavity search, but no one here is really
773
00:18:05,690 --> 00:18:08,610
also learning a lesson other than her, huh?
774
00:18:09,590 --> 00:18:10,790
You ever want to be a security guard?
775
00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:13,310
You know, I've thought about it before.
776
00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:13,870
Yeah.
777
00:18:13,910 --> 00:18:14,270
Really?
778
00:18:14,570 --> 00:18:16,190
From the looks of it, it's pretty fun.
779
00:18:16,370 --> 00:18:17,050
Hey, zip it.
780
00:18:18,810 --> 00:18:19,530
Maybe I'll.
781
00:18:19,590 --> 00:18:20,270
Are you serious?
782
00:18:20,270 --> 00:18:21,990
Hey, zip it, or I'm going to call
783
00:18:21,990 --> 00:18:22,330
the cops.
784
00:18:23,350 --> 00:18:24,830
Maybe you should be my trainee for right
785
00:18:24,830 --> 00:18:25,210
now, huh?
786
00:18:25,570 --> 00:18:26,830
Do you want to learn how to do
787
00:18:26,830 --> 00:18:29,010
one of these?
788
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:30,990
Cavity search?
789
00:18:31,090 --> 00:18:31,670
Yes, sir.
790
00:18:31,810 --> 00:18:32,310
No, no, no.
791
00:18:32,870 --> 00:18:33,510
Hey, dude.
792
00:18:33,550 --> 00:18:35,830
This is a big opportunity for me.
793
00:18:35,870 --> 00:18:36,170
No, no.
794
00:18:36,350 --> 00:18:38,990
What if the band doesn't get to go
795
00:18:38,990 --> 00:18:39,090
get it?
796
00:18:39,090 --> 00:18:41,110
The band is going to go get it.
797
00:18:42,130 --> 00:18:44,490
Hey, can you stop arguing about the band?
798
00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:45,230
Come on, let's go.
799
00:18:45,410 --> 00:18:46,250
All right.
800
00:18:46,370 --> 00:18:46,570
Fuck.
801
00:18:46,950 --> 00:18:47,750
Hey, you want to be my trainee?
802
00:18:47,910 --> 00:18:48,730
I just have to.
803
00:18:49,070 --> 00:18:50,090
You two are going to be my trainees,
804
00:18:50,370 --> 00:18:50,650
okay?
805
00:18:51,350 --> 00:18:52,090
My bad, bro.
806
00:18:52,190 --> 00:18:54,530
Dude, it's like every band story, bro.
807
00:18:54,530 --> 00:18:55,570
Hey, hey, hey.
808
00:18:55,650 --> 00:18:57,950
You also are going to make sure you're
809
00:18:57,950 --> 00:18:58,790
going to be one of my other trainees,
810
00:18:58,890 --> 00:18:58,990
too.
811
00:18:59,070 --> 00:19:00,310
I'm going to make sure you swirl in
812
00:19:00,310 --> 00:19:01,570
there and make sure there's nothing inside of
813
00:19:01,570 --> 00:19:02,190
your mom, okay?
814
00:19:02,390 --> 00:19:02,750
What?
815
00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:03,870
All right?
816
00:19:04,050 --> 00:19:04,810
Dude, we're a band.
817
00:19:05,030 --> 00:19:06,450
We get pussy, bro.
818
00:19:06,450 --> 00:19:07,950
You grab the flashlight over there.
819
00:19:08,150 --> 00:19:08,710
Wait, why don't you two have a flashlight?
820
00:19:08,710 --> 00:19:10,290
And you can spread it and open up
821
00:19:10,290 --> 00:19:12,730
her ass and give her a cavity search
822
00:19:12,730 --> 00:19:13,130
that she needs.
823
00:19:13,150 --> 00:19:14,430
It's what we have to do.
824
00:19:14,430 --> 00:19:14,730
Okay?
825
00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:15,830
You want to get arrested?
826
00:19:16,190 --> 00:19:16,830
I don't know.
827
00:19:17,430 --> 00:19:17,710
Right.
828
00:19:17,950 --> 00:19:19,330
All right, let's go, fellas.
829
00:19:19,750 --> 00:19:21,330
Ma'am, this is going to be over
830
00:19:21,330 --> 00:19:22,210
very quickly, okay?
831
00:19:22,350 --> 00:19:23,330
This is for you.
832
00:19:23,550 --> 00:19:23,910
What?
833
00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:26,130
Get in there.
834
00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:27,650
You're going to search your mom's pussy.
835
00:19:28,590 --> 00:19:29,530
You ever done that before?
836
00:19:30,410 --> 00:19:30,850
Definitely not.
837
00:19:30,910 --> 00:19:31,250
No.
838
00:19:31,950 --> 00:19:33,210
Oh, my God.
839
00:19:33,390 --> 00:19:34,090
Get in there.
840
00:19:35,990 --> 00:19:36,730
Come on, boy.
841
00:19:37,450 --> 00:19:38,550
You don't want to go to jail, do
842
00:19:38,550 --> 00:19:38,730
you?
843
00:19:39,350 --> 00:19:41,250
Get in there and take a real good,
844
00:19:41,610 --> 00:19:41,890
close look.
845
00:19:42,030 --> 00:19:42,690
I mean, I really.
846
00:19:43,190 --> 00:19:44,230
Come on, let's go.
847
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:44,810
Get in there.
848
00:19:44,890 --> 00:19:45,630
Get a closer look.
849
00:19:45,790 --> 00:19:46,010
What?
850
00:19:46,430 --> 00:19:47,850
I need you to get an up-close
851
00:19:47,850 --> 00:19:48,110
look.
852
00:19:48,330 --> 00:19:48,730
Come on.
853
00:19:48,870 --> 00:19:49,150
Whoa.
854
00:19:49,270 --> 00:19:49,670
Let's go.
855
00:19:50,310 --> 00:19:50,890
Oh, my.
856
00:19:51,530 --> 00:19:52,070
Let's go.
857
00:19:52,430 --> 00:19:52,750
Hey.
858
00:19:53,350 --> 00:19:53,490
Hey.
859
00:19:53,990 --> 00:19:54,150
Oh.
860
00:19:55,410 --> 00:19:55,690
Relax, okay?
861
00:19:55,970 --> 00:19:56,290
Uh-huh.
862
00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:57,770
Is anything in there?
863
00:19:57,970 --> 00:19:58,290
No.
864
00:19:58,610 --> 00:19:58,830
All right.
865
00:19:58,830 --> 00:20:00,170
Her ass is kind of big, isn't it?
866
00:20:00,390 --> 00:20:01,490
Dude, her ass is so big.
867
00:20:02,090 --> 00:20:03,910
Guys, don't talk about my mom's ass like
868
00:20:03,910 --> 00:20:04,010
that.
869
00:20:04,010 --> 00:20:05,390
I can't wait to fuck chicks like this.
870
00:20:05,870 --> 00:20:06,590
All right, man.
871
00:20:06,670 --> 00:20:07,590
Stick your finger in there.
872
00:20:07,590 --> 00:20:08,370
Stick your finger in there.
873
00:20:08,410 --> 00:20:10,010
Make sure there's nothing else inside your mom's
874
00:20:10,010 --> 00:20:10,490
pussy, okay?
875
00:20:11,490 --> 00:20:12,970
Dude, there might be something in there, actually.
876
00:20:13,070 --> 00:20:13,450
Just check.
877
00:20:13,530 --> 00:20:14,650
Come on, you're one of my trainees today.
878
00:20:14,710 --> 00:20:15,130
Let's go.
879
00:20:15,530 --> 00:20:15,850
Okay.
880
00:20:16,570 --> 00:20:17,010
Do it.
881
00:20:17,110 --> 00:20:17,590
Do it, dude.
882
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:19,210
It's not that big of a deal.
883
00:20:19,750 --> 00:20:20,430
Don't worry, Mom.
884
00:20:20,430 --> 00:20:21,450
I'm going to lick my fingers first.
885
00:20:21,870 --> 00:20:22,130
What?
886
00:20:22,530 --> 00:20:24,430
Brian, where did you learn that?
887
00:20:25,070 --> 00:20:26,090
Nice and deep in there.
888
00:20:26,150 --> 00:20:27,630
Make sure there's nothing in there.
889
00:20:27,670 --> 00:20:28,550
My baby in there courtesy knows what to
890
00:20:28,550 --> 00:20:28,810
do.
891
00:20:29,890 --> 00:20:30,250
Oh.
892
00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:30,950
Oh.
893
00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:32,190
You feel anything in there?
894
00:20:32,930 --> 00:20:34,410
I mean, I feel a lot, but it
895
00:20:34,410 --> 00:20:35,570
doesn't feel like anything's in there.
896
00:20:35,590 --> 00:20:35,690
Okay.
897
00:20:35,950 --> 00:20:37,430
Can we just get this over with?
898
00:20:37,690 --> 00:20:38,250
Keep going.
899
00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:38,710
Come on.
900
00:20:38,770 --> 00:20:39,210
Let's go.
901
00:20:39,470 --> 00:20:39,790
You can go back and forth.
902
00:20:39,790 --> 00:20:41,030
There's nothing in there.
903
00:20:41,050 --> 00:20:42,670
Well, I can't see anything coming out, so
904
00:20:42,670 --> 00:20:43,850
I need you to keep going back and
905
00:20:43,850 --> 00:20:44,810
forth a little, you know.
906
00:20:45,050 --> 00:20:45,970
Back and forth like that?
907
00:20:45,970 --> 00:20:46,130
Uh-huh.
908
00:20:46,250 --> 00:20:46,950
There you go, sir.
909
00:20:46,990 --> 00:20:48,090
It sounds wet in there.
910
00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:48,950
There you go.
911
00:20:48,990 --> 00:20:49,450
That's it.
912
00:20:49,450 --> 00:20:50,170
Back and forth.
913
00:20:50,170 --> 00:20:51,810
Just like that.
914
00:20:51,830 --> 00:20:52,970
I want to make sure there's really nothing
915
00:20:52,970 --> 00:20:53,970
deep in there, okay?
916
00:20:54,210 --> 00:20:55,250
Uh-huh.
917
00:20:55,750 --> 00:20:56,830
Oh, dude.
918
00:20:57,230 --> 00:20:57,510
Okay.
919
00:20:57,890 --> 00:20:57,990
You're lucky.
920
00:20:58,330 --> 00:20:58,670
Yeah, yeah.
921
00:20:58,810 --> 00:20:59,070
All right.
922
00:20:59,150 --> 00:21:00,750
Why don't you let the other trainees take
923
00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:02,790
their turn so they know what to do?
924
00:21:03,470 --> 00:21:04,550
The other trainees?
925
00:21:05,190 --> 00:21:06,790
There we go.
926
00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:08,130
There we go.
927
00:21:08,250 --> 00:21:09,710
Hey, be gentle with her.
928
00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:10,250
I don't know.
929
00:21:10,350 --> 00:21:11,650
I didn't feel something there.
930
00:21:13,270 --> 00:21:15,830
I don't know.
931
00:21:15,910 --> 00:21:17,290
There's something up in there somewhere.
932
00:21:17,450 --> 00:21:19,150
I think I feel like a microphone or
933
00:21:19,150 --> 00:21:19,450
a cable.
934
00:21:19,450 --> 00:21:20,150
How do you know that?
935
00:21:20,150 --> 00:21:20,930
Are you sure?
936
00:21:21,970 --> 00:21:22,790
Hey, hey, zip it.
937
00:21:22,930 --> 00:21:24,230
Let them do their job, okay?
938
00:21:24,230 --> 00:21:24,390
I don't know.
939
00:21:24,530 --> 00:21:25,210
Do you feel something?
940
00:21:25,230 --> 00:21:25,890
Yeah, I don't know.
941
00:21:25,990 --> 00:21:26,750
Feel around in there.
942
00:21:26,890 --> 00:21:27,310
All right, yeah.
943
00:21:27,570 --> 00:21:27,670
I got it.
944
00:21:27,770 --> 00:21:28,610
I got it on my fingers.
945
00:21:28,670 --> 00:21:29,530
There you go, boys.
946
00:21:29,590 --> 00:21:31,130
Yeah, you two being very eager at this
947
00:21:31,130 --> 00:21:32,190
job opportunity, huh?
948
00:21:33,870 --> 00:21:34,590
There we go.
949
00:21:34,670 --> 00:21:35,150
That's it.
950
00:21:36,830 --> 00:21:37,470
Oh, shit.
951
00:21:38,150 --> 00:21:39,510
You feel that though, kinda?
952
00:21:40,670 --> 00:21:41,630
No, it's not a microphone.
953
00:21:42,030 --> 00:21:43,030
It's not a microphone at all?
954
00:21:43,030 --> 00:21:43,510
No, no.
955
00:21:43,710 --> 00:21:44,490
That's perfect, folks.
956
00:21:44,550 --> 00:21:45,050
There we go.
957
00:21:45,090 --> 00:21:45,450
There we go.
958
00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:46,670
That's her G-spot, asshole.
959
00:21:48,130 --> 00:21:48,810
Hey, hey, hey.
960
00:21:48,810 --> 00:21:49,430
Hey, zip it.
961
00:21:49,430 --> 00:21:50,890
They're not supposed to be knowing that just
962
00:21:50,890 --> 00:21:51,390
yet, okay?
963
00:21:52,970 --> 00:21:53,350
I don't know.
964
00:21:53,430 --> 00:21:54,090
I think we're good.
965
00:21:54,210 --> 00:21:55,090
Yeah, nothing in there, huh?
966
00:21:55,330 --> 00:21:55,750
All right.
967
00:21:55,890 --> 00:21:57,990
Now, let me get a good deep breath
968
00:21:57,990 --> 00:21:58,990
in and out, okay?
969
00:21:59,630 --> 00:22:00,550
Call for me, please.
970
00:22:01,010 --> 00:22:01,550
There we go.
971
00:22:03,170 --> 00:22:04,550
Maybe I should check it out, huh?
972
00:22:04,670 --> 00:22:05,210
Get in there.
973
00:22:06,830 --> 00:22:08,910
Let's see what's in here, okay, fellas?
974
00:22:09,050 --> 00:22:10,270
Very professional, huh?
975
00:22:10,870 --> 00:22:12,250
Just gonna do a double check.
976
00:22:12,910 --> 00:22:14,310
All right, here, just make sure there's nothing
977
00:22:14,310 --> 00:22:15,050
in there.
978
00:22:15,610 --> 00:22:17,110
Just gonna get around.
979
00:22:17,750 --> 00:22:18,530
Okay, cool.
980
00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:19,410
I don't really feel anything.
981
00:22:20,550 --> 00:22:21,850
I don't know.
982
00:22:22,590 --> 00:22:24,490
Maybe there isn't anything in there, fellas, huh?
983
00:22:25,310 --> 00:22:25,990
I don't think so.
984
00:22:27,830 --> 00:22:28,810
Come on, man.
985
00:22:28,910 --> 00:22:29,470
There we go.
986
00:22:29,550 --> 00:22:29,990
Just one more.
987
00:22:30,150 --> 00:22:30,410
Okay.
988
00:22:31,410 --> 00:22:32,850
All right, I don't think there's anything in
989
00:22:32,850 --> 00:22:33,010
there.
990
00:22:33,570 --> 00:22:33,970
All right.
991
00:22:34,330 --> 00:22:36,650
Everyone have a seat back down again, okay?
992
00:22:36,830 --> 00:22:37,810
So we can go home now?
993
00:22:38,070 --> 00:22:38,570
All right.
994
00:22:38,630 --> 00:22:41,950
Well, I don't know about that, fellas.
995
00:22:43,330 --> 00:22:44,550
Pam, have a seat.
996
00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:46,950
She did everything you asked her to do.
997
00:22:48,370 --> 00:22:49,410
Yes, that is true.
998
00:22:49,410 --> 00:22:56,510
It's very, very true, but unfortunately, you still
999
00:22:56,510 --> 00:22:58,490
did take the stuff out the store, which
1000
00:22:58,490 --> 00:23:01,950
is basically theft, and she did use a
1001
00:23:01,950 --> 00:23:02,910
fake credit card.
1002
00:23:03,010 --> 00:23:03,970
That's credit card fraud.
1003
00:23:04,370 --> 00:23:07,110
So, I mean, there's really enough here to
1004
00:23:07,110 --> 00:23:08,930
have everyone arrested, right?
1005
00:23:10,490 --> 00:23:11,810
But, I mean...
1006
00:23:11,810 --> 00:23:13,010
But we did what you asked.
1007
00:23:13,610 --> 00:23:14,170
Exactly.
1008
00:23:14,630 --> 00:23:17,130
You went along with my process here, and
1009
00:23:17,130 --> 00:23:18,490
I'm very grateful for that.
1010
00:23:18,890 --> 00:23:19,250
So...
1011
00:23:19,250 --> 00:23:20,290
So we can go now, is what you're
1012
00:23:20,290 --> 00:23:20,530
saying?
1013
00:23:20,590 --> 00:23:20,830
No.
1014
00:23:20,950 --> 00:23:21,350
Let's go.
1015
00:23:21,430 --> 00:23:21,610
Come on.
1016
00:23:21,710 --> 00:23:22,510
No, hey, hey, hey.
1017
00:23:22,570 --> 00:23:23,670
Not just yet.
1018
00:23:23,790 --> 00:23:25,450
That's not what I was getting at.
1019
00:23:26,850 --> 00:23:29,530
Um, I could work with you here if
1020
00:23:29,530 --> 00:23:31,550
she was willing to own up and take
1021
00:23:31,550 --> 00:23:32,150
responsibility.
1022
00:23:33,070 --> 00:23:35,270
I think she's taken responsibility, okay?
1023
00:23:35,270 --> 00:23:36,090
I just did.
1024
00:23:36,110 --> 00:23:37,450
I mean, I didn't really hear her admit
1025
00:23:37,450 --> 00:23:38,770
that she used a fake credit card.
1026
00:23:38,830 --> 00:23:40,370
I mean, that would be step one, to
1027
00:23:40,370 --> 00:23:41,850
actually admitting to what you did was wrong.
1028
00:23:42,750 --> 00:23:43,970
We'll call your lawyer first.
1029
00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:45,410
Dude, I don't want to get fucking arrested.
1030
00:23:45,610 --> 00:23:45,970
Like, come on.
1031
00:23:46,450 --> 00:23:47,570
I'm trying to work with you guys here.
1032
00:23:47,570 --> 00:23:49,390
Make the guy fucking happy, at least.
1033
00:23:49,490 --> 00:23:49,770
Come on.
1034
00:23:50,770 --> 00:23:52,930
Like, I just did everything you asked.
1035
00:23:53,050 --> 00:23:54,730
Well, like I said, I want to work
1036
00:23:54,730 --> 00:23:55,310
with you here, right?
1037
00:23:55,370 --> 00:23:56,610
Like, I understand you're on vacation.
1038
00:23:57,210 --> 00:23:59,150
You're taking your son's friends out, trying to
1039
00:23:59,150 --> 00:23:59,810
treat them.
1040
00:24:00,270 --> 00:24:01,150
I get it.
1041
00:24:01,290 --> 00:24:03,110
So, if you want me to help you
1042
00:24:03,110 --> 00:24:04,850
out, work with me here, right?
1043
00:24:04,870 --> 00:24:07,330
So, step one, you just admit that you
1044
00:24:07,330 --> 00:24:07,650
did it.
1045
00:24:08,430 --> 00:24:09,570
If you can do that, then I can
1046
00:24:09,570 --> 00:24:09,970
work with you.
1047
00:24:09,970 --> 00:24:11,190
If you don't, I'm going to have to
1048
00:24:11,190 --> 00:24:12,670
really, really hand this over to the police.
1049
00:24:15,820 --> 00:24:16,060
Okay?
1050
00:24:16,100 --> 00:24:16,380
Look.
1051
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:22,320
Maybe you should just let me call the
1052
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:22,560
police.
1053
00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:23,740
Okay, no.
1054
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:24,740
Oh, no, no, no.
1055
00:24:25,300 --> 00:24:27,100
His mom can't find out.
1056
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:28,120
Exactly.
1057
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:29,300
Think about the boys here.
1058
00:24:29,380 --> 00:24:30,740
So, you stole, didn't you?
1059
00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:32,360
You used a fake credit card, huh?
1060
00:24:33,420 --> 00:24:33,760
Yeah.
1061
00:24:34,060 --> 00:24:34,980
Oh, fuck.
1062
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:35,840
Perfect, perfect.
1063
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:36,500
Fuck.
1064
00:24:36,500 --> 00:24:36,720
Great.
1065
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:38,880
Well, but I wasn't.
1066
00:24:39,140 --> 00:24:40,900
Well, I could see you just admitted it,
1067
00:24:40,900 --> 00:24:42,480
so I could actually forget about this, now
1068
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:43,580
that it ever happened, right?
1069
00:24:43,820 --> 00:24:45,420
So, you guys can be free to go.
1070
00:24:45,420 --> 00:24:45,520
I can.
1071
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:46,460
That would be perfect.
1072
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:47,880
That would be great, right?
1073
00:24:47,900 --> 00:24:48,760
You guys want to be free to go?
1074
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:49,100
Perfect.
1075
00:24:49,100 --> 00:24:49,420
Yeah, yeah.
1076
00:24:49,900 --> 00:24:52,660
Well, I mean, for that to happen, like
1077
00:24:52,660 --> 00:24:54,500
I said, she needs to own up and
1078
00:24:54,500 --> 00:24:55,000
take responsibility.
1079
00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:56,020
She did step one.
1080
00:24:56,860 --> 00:24:59,380
And step two would be, I can't get
1081
00:24:59,380 --> 00:24:59,760
fired.
1082
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,640
And if I just let you go without
1083
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:04,420
anything, I'd get fired for my job.
1084
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:08,180
You won't get fired for trying to do
1085
00:25:08,180 --> 00:25:08,280
this.
1086
00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:10,300
No, no, no, because this is all for
1087
00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:10,960
my boss, Don.
1088
00:25:11,020 --> 00:25:12,120
This is actually our guidelines.
1089
00:25:12,380 --> 00:25:13,720
The next step on this is not for
1090
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:14,020
my boss.
1091
00:25:14,180 --> 00:25:16,020
So, the fact that you need to admit
1092
00:25:16,020 --> 00:25:17,540
to it, I could have you easily arrested
1093
00:25:17,540 --> 00:25:17,960
right now.
1094
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:20,680
But I feel for you, on occasion, I
1095
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:21,680
understand the whole thing.
1096
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:24,100
And I figured maybe, since you already are
1097
00:25:24,100 --> 00:25:27,340
a little bit naked, you know, and you
1098
00:25:27,340 --> 00:25:30,400
could just simply maybe...
1099
00:25:30,940 --> 00:25:32,940
There's no way I can do that.
1100
00:25:34,260 --> 00:25:36,340
I will do anything else.
1101
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:38,180
Like, look, I can bake.
1102
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:41,220
We can have like a fundraiser here, and
1103
00:25:41,220 --> 00:25:44,100
I could earn back the stuff that I
1104
00:25:44,100 --> 00:25:44,400
sold.
1105
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:46,460
Yeah, but, you know, it doesn't really...
1106
00:25:46,460 --> 00:25:47,560
Or I can have...
1107
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:48,500
Look, I...
1108
00:25:48,500 --> 00:25:50,900
My husband, I'm sure my husband can pay
1109
00:25:50,900 --> 00:25:51,300
you.
1110
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:52,340
Yeah, but, you know, that doesn't...
1111
00:25:52,340 --> 00:25:53,640
I just don't have him here.
1112
00:25:53,940 --> 00:25:56,140
It doesn't really personally help me out, right?
1113
00:25:56,260 --> 00:25:57,460
Like I said, if I'm going to help
1114
00:25:57,460 --> 00:25:59,840
you completely forget about this and, you know,
1115
00:25:59,900 --> 00:26:02,420
rip up the report, delete the footage, you
1116
00:26:02,420 --> 00:26:04,720
know, convince my employees in the front that,
1117
00:26:04,820 --> 00:26:06,520
you know, it was all a misunderstanding and
1118
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:08,660
that it was actually your credit card, then
1119
00:26:08,660 --> 00:26:10,680
I'm going to need something, right?
1120
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:12,600
And something that I want is...
1121
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:13,580
I have...
1122
00:26:13,580 --> 00:26:16,520
I have my son here and his friend.
1123
00:26:16,620 --> 00:26:17,180
What are you...
1124
00:26:17,180 --> 00:26:18,120
There's no way.
1125
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:18,800
I mean...
1126
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:19,760
This can't be legal.
1127
00:26:19,900 --> 00:26:20,980
I mean, your son could...
1128
00:26:20,980 --> 00:26:21,580
There's no fucking way.
1129
00:26:21,620 --> 00:26:22,200
Hey, hey, hey, be quiet.
1130
00:26:22,260 --> 00:26:23,800
Your son could just like turn around the
1131
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:26,500
corner and just not watch.
1132
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:27,940
I mean, or his friends could do the
1133
00:26:27,940 --> 00:26:28,540
same thing, too.
1134
00:26:28,660 --> 00:26:30,940
Or, I mean, shit, I mean, for them
1135
00:26:30,940 --> 00:26:32,480
to learn their lessons, maybe they'll have their
1136
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:33,400
friends join in, too.
1137
00:26:34,180 --> 00:26:34,560
What?
1138
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:35,560
You can't do that.
1139
00:26:36,360 --> 00:26:36,760
There's...
1140
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:37,120
Broke.
1141
00:26:37,580 --> 00:26:37,980
Broke.
1142
00:26:38,180 --> 00:26:39,820
No, that's disgusting.
1143
00:26:39,820 --> 00:26:42,040
Okay, I'll just easily call the cops then.
1144
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:43,120
I'm sorry about that.
1145
00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:45,280
You can't call the cops on us.
1146
00:26:45,300 --> 00:26:46,440
We did everything you asked.
1147
00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:46,880
What are you talking about?
1148
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:47,480
Yeah, the cops aren't involved.
1149
00:26:47,860 --> 00:26:48,540
I'll do anything for the cops.
1150
00:26:48,540 --> 00:26:49,800
You didn't say anything about this.
1151
00:26:49,860 --> 00:26:50,220
I mean, I do...
1152
00:26:50,220 --> 00:26:51,480
You just told me to do what you
1153
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:51,700
wanted.
1154
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,700
Exactly, but I also do have you on
1155
00:26:53,700 --> 00:26:55,660
camera admitting that you stole it, so that's
1156
00:26:55,660 --> 00:26:57,120
all I really need here to have them
1157
00:26:57,120 --> 00:26:58,060
locked up and arrested.
1158
00:26:58,880 --> 00:26:59,680
Are you serious?
1159
00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:00,180
I don't know.
1160
00:27:00,180 --> 00:27:01,060
Why would you do that?
1161
00:27:01,580 --> 00:27:03,340
It's either you're going to help me out
1162
00:27:03,340 --> 00:27:04,340
here, right?
1163
00:27:04,540 --> 00:27:05,680
Dude, you might want to turn around.
1164
00:27:05,780 --> 00:27:06,500
It's about to get naughty.
1165
00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:07,320
Can you guys just...
1166
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:08,300
Dude, shut up.
1167
00:27:08,300 --> 00:27:10,020
Or I'm going to have you guys go
1168
00:27:10,020 --> 00:27:11,180
to all jail, okay?
1169
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:11,700
What do you think?
1170
00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:15,420
I can't get fucking arrested.
1171
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:16,160
I know that much.
1172
00:27:16,420 --> 00:27:17,260
You can help me out a little bit.
1173
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:18,200
Whoa.
1174
00:27:18,780 --> 00:27:19,040
Right?
1175
00:27:19,740 --> 00:27:20,980
I can't get arrested.
1176
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:22,440
Ryan, turn around.
1177
00:27:22,940 --> 00:27:24,560
You help me out a little bit, and
1178
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:26,780
I'll forget this has ever happened, okay?
1179
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:30,560
Come on.
1180
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:34,360
I kind of need that drum set.
1181
00:27:34,780 --> 00:27:37,500
I need that fucking drum set.
1182
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:38,820
What do you say, huh?
1183
00:27:39,020 --> 00:27:39,980
It's either this or I'm going to call
1184
00:27:39,980 --> 00:27:40,400
the cops.
1185
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:43,540
We're not ready to vacate yet.
1186
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:44,460
I don't know.
1187
00:27:44,940 --> 00:27:45,920
I'm pretty happy.
1188
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:47,560
After this...
1189
00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:47,660
Yeah.
1190
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:48,540
What?
1191
00:27:48,900 --> 00:27:50,080
After this, we're done?
1192
00:27:50,380 --> 00:27:51,260
There's no other way?
1193
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:52,640
I have...
1194
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:53,020
No?
1195
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:54,600
I could sell my car.
1196
00:27:54,860 --> 00:27:56,300
Fine, I'll just call the cops then.
1197
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:57,200
Okay, okay, okay.
1198
00:27:57,220 --> 00:27:58,020
There's got to be something else.
1199
00:27:58,060 --> 00:27:58,300
No.
1200
00:27:58,580 --> 00:28:00,440
Your mom already agreed to it, so turn
1201
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:00,840
around.
1202
00:28:01,100 --> 00:28:02,860
I didn't necessarily agree to it.
1203
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:04,720
You can't get us...
1204
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:06,480
It's...
1205
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:06,840
Come on.
1206
00:28:07,020 --> 00:28:07,800
Put it in your mouth.
1207
00:28:07,900 --> 00:28:08,920
It's not going to suck it all day,
1208
00:28:08,980 --> 00:28:09,140
okay?
1209
00:28:09,900 --> 00:28:10,560
There we go.
1210
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:12,960
Oh, that's probably good.
1211
00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:14,100
Oh, I can fucking hear it.
1212
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:16,380
Yeah, she's got a sloppy head for sure.
1213
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:17,760
Come on.
1214
00:28:17,820 --> 00:28:19,040
Guys, can you turn around?
1215
00:28:19,420 --> 00:28:20,660
Hey, hey, they can watch if they want
1216
00:28:20,660 --> 00:28:21,080
to, all right?
1217
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:22,380
No, they're not watching.
1218
00:28:22,540 --> 00:28:23,280
No, we're not watching.
1219
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:24,900
Ryan, look at the wall.
1220
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:25,500
We're not watching.
1221
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:26,460
There we go.
1222
00:28:27,420 --> 00:28:27,760
I don't know.
1223
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:28,640
You two can watch.
1224
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:29,780
This is currently a punishment, all right?
1225
00:28:30,300 --> 00:28:31,300
Hey, you two watch.
1226
00:28:31,580 --> 00:28:32,640
You two need to learn a lesson.
1227
00:28:32,700 --> 00:28:33,840
Shut the fuck up, man.
1228
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:36,380
Fuck, she's hot.
1229
00:28:36,700 --> 00:28:37,260
Yeah, there we go.
1230
00:28:37,300 --> 00:28:38,300
I know she's hot.
1231
00:28:38,900 --> 00:28:39,700
Why do you think she's hot?
1232
00:28:40,100 --> 00:28:41,480
You think your mom's hot?
1233
00:28:41,820 --> 00:28:42,360
She is.
1234
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:43,340
My mom is hot.
1235
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:44,440
Yeah, yeah.
1236
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:47,960
Oh, guys.
1237
00:28:48,340 --> 00:28:49,160
You can see why, though.
1238
00:28:49,300 --> 00:28:50,360
She really gets in there.
1239
00:28:52,660 --> 00:28:54,340
Hey, you two want to join in, huh?
1240
00:28:54,540 --> 00:28:56,160
Dude, that's not even a fucking question.
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