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早上好 早啊
Good morninq. Good morninq.
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早上好
Good morning.
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早上好 霍华德老师
Good morning, Mrs. Howard.
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-塔里克 -恩
Tariq. Huh?
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你来这儿做什么
What are you doing here?
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珍妮现在去学区（特区）工作了
Janine's down at the district now.
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见鬼 她搬去华盛顿了
Danq, she moved to D. C. ?
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你那手是不是没洗啊 别放我学生身上
And take your presumablv sticky hands off of my student.
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我的手肯定没洗啊 就放我儿子身上
You mean take my definitelv sticky hands off of my son.
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借用莫里·波维奇的话 你不是孩子的父亲
To quote Maury Povich, vou are not the father.
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借用嘻哈传奇人物沙奎尔·奥尼尔的话
And to quote the hip- hop leqend Shaquille O'Neal,
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孩子爹的基因根本不值一提
his biological didn't bother.
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我和他妈妈约会都七周了
See, I've been dating his mama for like seven weeks
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所以严格来说 我现在是他继父
so technically, I'm a stepdaddy right now.
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对吧 小塔里克
Ain't that right, Tariq Jr. ?
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他不叫这个名字
That is not his name.
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在学校过得愉快 TJ
Hey, have a qood day at school, TJ.
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我爱你 儿子
I love you, son.
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他就是喜欢我
He just like me.
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四舍五入一下 你现在应该是
I quess this technically makes you, like,
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是我的继老师了吧
my stepteacher now, right?
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挺好 挺好
That's cool. That's cool.
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塔里克
Tariq
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橡皮泥交出来
Play- Doh.
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我在学区的项目进展不错
My fellowship at the school district is qoing great.
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我仍在熟悉情况
I'm still qetting the lay of the land.
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我刚协助我们团队搞定了
I just finished helping out with our team's
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应急发电机计划 这正合我意
emerqency qenerator plans, which was right up my alley
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因为我害怕各种自然灾害
because I'm afraid of all natural disasters.
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虽然我们每人一生中都会遇到不少
Of which there will be scores in our lifetime.
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我也喜欢在饮水机旁溜达
I also love to hanq out by the water cooler.
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暂时没听到什么八卦 但我补了不少水
Uh, no qossip yet, but I'm super hvdrated
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那啥 咱们能不能先别录了
and actuallv need to wrap this up
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我想在演讲前尿个尿 所以
so that I can pee before my big presentation, so...
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这就是为什么我提议用专项基金
And this is why Im proposing an educational interpreter
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为雅培小学的一名听障学生
for a hard- of- hearing student at Abbott Elementary
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提供翻译服务
using the Specialized Services Fund.
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这个情况是阿伯特小学的
This was brought to my attention by Mr. Jacob Hill,
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雅各布·希尔老师向我反馈的
a teacher over at Abbott.
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希尔老师是我们的老熟人了
We're well aware of Mr. Hill.
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他提交过好几次简历
He's submitted his resume several times
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虽然我们并没有在招人
at the behest of no one.
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他的学生 伊玛尼在勉强支撑
His student her name is Imani is making do.
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希尔老师懂一些手语
You know, Mr. Hill knows some sign languaqe,
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但我们可以做更多
but we could be doing more.
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所以这只是针对一个孩子的项目
So this project is for iust one kid?
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-是的 -好吧
Mm- hmm. All right.
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根据指导方针 准了
Follow the guidelines, and it's approved.
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谢谢大家
Thank you.
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我天啊
Oh, my God!
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你觉得手语翻译多快能招到
How fast do you think we can qet an interpreter down here?
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好消息是 这取决于你
The qood news is, that's completely up to you.
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天 我选明天 不 我选今天
Oh, mv God. I pick tomorrow. No, I pick today.
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嘿 还真是激进呢
Simon: Whoa, that's ambitious.
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友善提醒 因为只有一个孩子
Just a heads up, since it is onlv for one kid
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所以审批和文书包括招聘工作
you qotta do all the approvals and paperwork
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都要你自己来做
and hirinq yourself.
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可不好办哈 祝你好运喽
It won't be easy, so, uh...qood luck.
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这是《飓风营救》里的台词吧
叮aken, "right?
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没想到你能听出来
I didn't think you'd get that
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那电影好有趣啊
What a fun movie.
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珍妮不需要运气 她有特殊技能傍身
Well, Janine doesn't need luck. She has a special set of skills.
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路 我们要去的地方不需要路
Roads? Where we're qoing, we don't need roads.
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-这不是《飓风营救》的台词 -我知道
That's not from"Taken. "No, I know.
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我以为只要模仿电影台词就可以了
I thought we were just doing lines from movies.
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我也很喜欢《飓风营救》的
Cause I love"Taken, "right?
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天 他们把我女儿抓走了
"Aw, man, they took my dauqhter! "
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我其实还没看过 但我得先去忙了
I haven't seen it, but I should work on this.
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-加油加油 -谢谢
Go qet 'em. Thanks.
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哟 埃迪老师正吃午饭呢
Yo, my man Mr. Eddie eating his lunch.
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老哥在吃沙拉呢
Bro be eating salad.
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嘿 埃迪老师
Yo, Mr. Eddie
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吃蔬菜能帮你泡妞吗
does eating veqetables help you get the ladies?
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必须能啊 能泡一堆妞呢
It's qot to. You be qetting mad females
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菜吃得越多 妞泡得越多 绝对的
More veqetables more females. Bet.
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你是想告诉我们这个道理吧 埃迪老师
That's what you tellin'us, Mr. Eddie?
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我什么都没说
I've literally said nothing.
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哟 这家伙还真低调呢
Nah, bro that's low- key qenius.
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菜吃的越多
More qreens.
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妞泡得越多
Toqether...more girls!
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一开始只是偶尔一两个人过来
First, it was one or two of them coming in every once in a while.
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现在其他孩子也会加入 而且天天如此
Now others have joined, and it's every dav.
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原来 最近莫顿老师会在午餐时
I found out Mr. Morton's been using his classroom
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占用教室做情侣治疗
for lunchtime couples therapy,
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所以他们没处可去
so they have nowhere else to hanq.
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真希望莫顿两口子能考虑下
I wish the Mortons understood the collateral damaqe
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他俩的关系造成的附带伤害
their relationship is causing.
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埃迪老师 你觉得金莺队
Mr. Eddie, do you think the Orioles- -
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这是事情经过 亲爱的
Well, that's what happens hon.
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嘿 看看是谁来了
Hev. Look who it is.
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我忘了说了 塔里克现在成了我班上
I forgot to mention that Tariq is now the father
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一个学生的父亲了
of one of the students in my class.
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知道吗 我太习惯于护士珍妮
You know, Iqot so qood at ignorinq Janine,
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从没注意到她怀孕了
I never noticed she was pregnant.
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那孩子没生孩子
That child does not have a child.
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塔里克只是在和我学生的妈妈约会
Tariq is iust dating the student's mother.
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-啊 -你好 霍华德老师
Ah. Tariq: Hey, Mrs. Howard. Hi.
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你好 刻薄的意大利女人
Hey, mean Italian lady.
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塔里克 你不能总这么不请白来
Tariq, vou cannot keep showing up here unannounced.
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我知道 但这是紧急情况
Okay, but it's an emergency.
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我不小心把我的午餐装给他了
I accidentallv took TJ's lunch and I qave him mine,
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我这不赶紧来换一下吗
so Immaiust switch these out real quick
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这个我拿走了 花花公子
Take that from you, Plavboy.
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谢谢你 我马上就|澈
Thank you. And Im out of your hair.
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这是速食午餐
That is a Lunchable.
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而且还很好吃呢
And it is delicious.
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好吧一天愉快小詹姆斯
AII riqht, have a good day Junior.
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你才不是我爸
You're not my dad!
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这孩子真搞笑
That boy hilarious.
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肯定是遗传了我 各位拜拜
And he qet that from me. Bye, y'all.
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所以 要想找到一位手语翻译
So, I figured out how to make this ASL interpreter happen.
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我只需找几个合格的候选人
AlI I need to do is find some qualified candidates,
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给他们面试 填些文件
interview them, fill out this paperwork,
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做个背景调查
then do a backqround check,
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然后开张就业证明
followed by an employment verification
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通过匹配性检查
and then a compatibility check.
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跟会计部谈话
And right after I talk to accountinq
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然后提交人力资源部就行
and run it through HR.
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并在这个过程中保证其他工作的正常运行 所以
And not fall behind on any of my other work, so...
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你找的是应付账款部门
You're looking for accounts pavable.
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我们是会计部 你得下到三楼去
We're accounting. You need to qo down to the third floor.
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我的错
My B.
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汶些还没有公证
These aren't notarized,
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你需要完成背景调查
and you're qonna need to qet a background check completed
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得到人力部的批准后 然后我们才能签字
and approved bv HR before we can sign off.
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没问题 谢谢你
Not a problem. Thank you.
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错了 这个还没有公证
Uh, unh- unh. This isn't notarized yet.
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是这样的 公证人出去吃午饭了
Well, see, the notarv went out to lunch,
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所以我想着先来找你
so I figured I'd just come to vou first.
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好吧 你得先去艾米丽那边
Okay, you're gonna need to see Emily
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提出正式申请
to make an official request.
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好吧 这就去找艾米丽
AlI right. On my way to Emilv.
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艾米丽
Emilv!
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没问题
Emilv: No problem.
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我只要在上面盖上“生效“就行了
AlI I have to do is stamp the word"official"on it.
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好 非常好
Okay, great.
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但是我找不到我的章了
But I can't find my stamp
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所以你先去公证下
SO iust get this notarized,
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24小时到8周内
and in 24 hours to 8 weeks
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你就会拿到最新的名址录
you'll qet the most recent directory,
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我也可能找到那枚章
and I'll probably have found my stamp.
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好消息
Great news.
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所以我又回到人力资源部
So I went back to HR
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他们让我去找237室的女士
and thev told me to see the woman in office 237
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她会解决我所有的问题
and she'll be able to help me with evervthing.
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原来就是我的办公室
So...this is my office.
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好吧 该死
Okav. Damn it
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你好 珍妮
Hello, Janine
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哦 什么鬼
Oh! What the hell? !
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不敢相信你抽屉里放着一张
Icannot believe vou have a picture of Greqory
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格雷格里的照片
in vour desk drawer
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你竟然还以为自己真放了
You thought you did for a second.
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你来这儿干什么？
What are you doing here?
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我是带着要求来的
I'm here with a demand
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你是说请求吧
You mean a request
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我需要一张公司卡
I need a company card.
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卡 还是车
A card, ora car?
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-卡 -不行
Card? No.
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-那车呢 -也不行
Car? No, also, no.
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艾娃 拜托
Ava, please, please.
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我正忙着给雅各布的课找个手语翻译
I'm busy trving to qet an ASL translator for Jacob's class
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我可以帮你雇一个
Oh! I'll hire one for you.
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费用记在公司卡上
I'll put it on the company card.
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不会给你公司卡的
You are not qetting a company card.
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你连这个都帮不了我 那你做我的内鬼
What is the point of having you here as my mole
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-有什么意义 -我不是内鬼
if γou can't even- I'm not a mole!
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是啊 更像是个叛徒
Yeah. More like a pimple.
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无论你在为雅各布做什么 都没有我重要
And I'm more important than whatever you're doing for Jacob.
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我正在帮助他的一个学生
I am trving to help one of his students.
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行吧 那我去休息室
Well, I'm qonna hit the break room
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再喝瓶免费气泡水了
and qet another one of these free fancy bubbly waters.
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我们这儿没有气泡水
We don't have bubblv waters for fr- -
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你是从公共冰箱里拿的吗
Did you take that out of the communal fridqe?
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我从家带来的
I brought this from home.
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嘿 我喜欢你时不时来找我聊天
Hey! I love these random pop- ins.
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填补了珍妮走后留下的空虚
Reallv helps fill the Janine- sized hole in my heart.
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我不是来闹聊的
Well, this isn't a social visit.
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请别让你班学生来我的课堂
I need you to keep your kids out of my class
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我们班学生哪里去你班课堂了
Mm, pretty sure all my kids are in my class,
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再说现在有没有上课
but also it's not currentlv class.
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我是指午餐时间
I mean during lunchtime.
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我休息时 和放学后
And on mv free period and after school
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以及任何与工作无关的时段 好吗
and anv non- work- related time, okav?
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他们来我教室侃大山
They come into my class and they loiter.
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侃大山 这有点种族歧视吧
Loiter? That feels racially charged.
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他们坐在课桌上
Thev sit on top of the desks.
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吃着小零食
They eat their little snack packs,
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一个劲地聊聊聊
and then they talk nonstop.
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他们 好吧 别激动 但很抱歉
They're- Okay, okay, easy. I'm sorry, I just
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我不知道这有啥问题
I don't see what the big problem is.
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我本不想说这些的
I didn't want to have to say this...
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但他们会很多屁
but a considerable amount of qas was passed.
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但你听到放屁了吗
Did you actuallv hear it
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因为 不管是谁闻到
because, you know, whoever smelt it- -
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你得让他们去别的地方玩
I need them to hang out literally anywhere else.
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等等 等等 等等
Wait, wait, hold on.
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你是说这些孩了在下课时
Are you saying that in their free time,
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自愿选择
these kids are voluntarilv choosing
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走进你的教室
to come into your classroom?
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这下你明白
You're beginning to understand
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事情的严重性了吧
the qravity of the situation now.
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天哪 你没看出来吗
Oh, my God! Don't you see?
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看出来什么
See what?
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格雷戈里
Greqory...
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你是一个酷老师
you're the cool teacher.
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什么
What?
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对啊 你很酷
No. Yeah! You're cool.
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我不酷
No, I'm not.
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-你就是 -不 请你收回
You are. No. Take it back. 彡
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法拉的生日快到了
Farrah's birthdav is coming up,
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我已经想好要送她什么了
and I alreadγ know what I'm qetting her.
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一条新项链 给我戴的
A new chain...for me.
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等等 什么
Wait What?
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你想想啊
Think about it, man.
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她就会有一个戴新项链的男朋友了
She'll qet to have a bovfriend, but with a new chain.
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哦对 貌似有道理
Oh, yeah. Guess that makes sense.
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法拉一定会喜欢
Farrah's qonna love it.
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我说的对吧 埃迪老师
Back me up, Mr. Eddie
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不 太对 她不会喜欢的
I will not. She's not qonna love it.
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这明明是借着送她礼物的由头 给自己送礼物
It's a gift for you, not for her.
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什么
What?
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我给她的是地位 这是世上最珍贵的东西
I'm giving her status, the world's greatest currency.
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等等 听他把话说完
Well, hold on. Let's hear him out.
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我们都知道埃迪老师的得手率很高 对吧 埃迪老师
We know Mr. Eddie's roster is strong. Right, Mr. Eddie?
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对啊
True.
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好吧 我没什么得手率
Okav, um, I do not have a"roster. "
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你可是个成年人啊
As a grown man?
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真为你遗憾
Sorry to hear that.
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我不这么叫 正囚为我是成年人了
I don't call it that because I am a grown man.
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听着 你们还年轻
Listen, you quys are young, right?
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不用买新项链 也别操心女生的事
Don't buy a new chain, and don't worrv about girls.
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把心思放在学习上 我向你们保证
Just focus on school, and I promise you later,
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将来还会有人把时间想女生
you will have plenty of time to think about girls.
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相信我
Trust me.
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对 这个职位已经获批
Yes, the position's been approved,
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我们觉得你很适合希尔老师的课堂
and we think you'd make a great fit for Mr. Hill's class.
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不是全职的
Well, no, it's not full- time.
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没 你没达到享受医保的条件
No, you- - you wouldn't qualify for health benefits.
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这个也没有 但街上停车位很多
Aqain, no, but there is so much street parkinq.
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你 喂喂
You- - Hello?
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-嘿 -嘿
Hey. Hey.
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你这里怎么样了
How's all this qoing?
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说实话
Well, to be honest
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我在寻找翻译的过程中
I'm- I'm having a little bit of trouble
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感觉步履维艰
finding someone who would do it for the hours and the pay.
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是啊 这很常见
Simon: Yeah, that's the wav it qoes.
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学区的某些规定 导致这些顷目大多以失败告终
District protocol makes most of these proiects fizzle out.
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他这样说很难听
Whoa, it sounds way worse when he says it.
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但 他说的都是真的
I mean, what he's saying is true.
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只不过被他说得很难听
It just sounds worse when he says it.
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你即便失败也没关系的
It's okay if you can't do it.
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你们还真是小看我了哈
Uh, you quys aren't familiar with my qame.
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我懂 这里是学区
Uh, I- I- I- I qet it. You know, it's the district.
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是高大上的地方
It's the big leagues
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可我还是高大上的提格斯呢
But I'm the Big Teagues.
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高大上的提格斯（爱尔兰人）
The Big Teagues?
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好吧 所以
Yeah, so...
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对 这两个事儿我都在跟进
Uh, veah, I'm workinq on that and this,
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我会双手搞定的
so I'll figure them both out.
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我觉得咱俩
You know, uh, I thought
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一会儿可以一起看《引爆》
we could watch"Set It Off"later?
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怎么样 行不
Maybe? Yeah?
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小时候我爸就给我看过
Mv daddy showed it to me when I was way too young,
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我也想让你也体验下 TJ 可以吗
so Ithouqht Iwould do the same for you, TJ, huh?
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早上好 早上好
Barbara: Good morning. Good morning.
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见过我的人就没有不喜欢我的
You know, everybody who has ever met me
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但我怎么觉得TJ是个例外 老师
has loved me, Mrs. Howard, but I don't think TJ does.
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你说的不对 塔里克
That's not true, Tariq.
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他真的喜欢我吗
He does love me?
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好吧 请问你这么做是为了什么
Look, what exactly are you trving to accomplish here?
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你知道吗 假如我跟他妈结婚
Well, vou know, I miqht end up being his common- law dad
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我可能最终会成为他父亲
if I common- law marry his mom,
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所以我想和他搞好关系
so I would like to connect with him
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好让我们成为受同居法保护的
so we could be a family for real
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真正的一家人
under the common law.
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那么你就要跟他
Well, then you're qoing to have
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建立一段真诚的关系
to establish a qenuine relationship with him.
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每个学年开始时
At the start of every school year
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我得花上几周才能真正了解学生
it usually takes me a few weeks to connect with the students
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我会先从叫对他们的名字开始
and I start by using their names.
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所以 不如你先考虑叫他尼克
So you might consider calling him Nick.
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我觉得还是不要随随便便
Mm, I don't think it's a good idea
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给小孩换名字
to be making up names for the boy.
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也许会把小TJ搞迷糊
You know it miqht confuse little TJ.
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尼克是他的真名
Nick is his actual name.
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真的吗
It is?
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你 早上好
You Good morning.
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好的 霍华德老师 再见
Okay, Mrs. Howard. All riqht.
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对 每个人都很好
Yeah, evervone's qood. Mm.
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格雷戈里成了学生眼里的酷老师
The kids think Greqory's cool now, which...
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我完全不觉得受到了威胁 也不会纠结为什么
I'm so glad that I'm secure enough that it doesn't bother me
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酷老师是他而不是我
that it's him and not me.
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很好 因为通常来说
That's qood because usually- -
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对 我完全不觉得受到了威胁
Yeah, I am not threatened at all.
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话说 学区那边怎么样了
Anyways, how is it qoing down at the district?
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快给我讲讲
Tell me everythinq.
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你知道的 就还好啦
Um...you know, they're qood.
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挺好的
It's qood.
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只不过
Except
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帮你找手语翻译那事
I am having a little bit of trouble
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遇上了点困难
qetting the ASL interpreter.
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但我会继续努力克服的
And I'm qonna fight through it the way I always do,
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可我说不好
but I don't know...
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感觉那边的规则很不一样
it's iust a different beast over there.
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别别别 别有压力
Don't Don't- Don't stress about it.
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伊玛尼的父母帮她
Imani's parents helped her
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装了一个更好的语音转文本应用
to qet a better speech- to- text proqram,
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我的手语也越来越好了 所以
my ASL is qettinq better so...
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我可以补上她不懂的内容
I can fill in the gaps.
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总之 我们都在努力
Yeah, we are managing.
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相信我 学区的风格我太了解了
And believe me- I know how the district is.
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是啊 但我现在进了学区 再加上之前老师的身份
Yeah, but I am the district now, and I was a teacher,
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所以我明白这有多么不同
soIqet how biq this can be.
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不管发生什么 我们都会没事
We'll be qood no matter what,
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我保证
I promise.
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没事的
It's okay.
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好吧 谢谢你这么说
AlI right, well, thanks for saying that.
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学区的事务千头万绪
We have so many important thinqs to juqgle at the district.
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我逐渐明白 你只能拣最重要的做
I'm learning you iust have to prioritize your time.
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我不知道 我也希望招到翻译
I don't know. I- I- I wish I could qet the interpreter...
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但是
but.
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我好讨厌这种感觉
I iust hate that feelinq.
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而且
And- -
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C老师 又在讲他的无聊的演出了
Uh- oh, Mr. C recapping one of his boring shows aqain?
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我猜猜 不过是些东家长
Let me quess- his stories about Martin Short
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西家短的事情
are Martin lonq.
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好了 你们都上课去吧
AlI right, y'all qo to class.
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-你刚看到了吗 -看到了
Did you see that? Yes, and, you know,
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知道吗 你如黑别总拿我开涮
I reallv think they would respect me more
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也许他们会更尊重我
if you wouldn't make so manv iokes at my expense.
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我说的是伊玛尼
I was talking about Imani.
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她对我的笑话怎么反应那么慢
Why she so late on all my jokes?
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是她助听器的原因
Oh, it's her hearing aid.
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在人群中时 收音不太好
It has issues when she's in a qroup setting,
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她只能用平板电脑转录
and so she uses her tablet,
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通常会有延迟
which, vou know, takes a second to transcribe.
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但总这么延迟 她的学习效果能保证吗
But you can't learn on a tape delav.
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我的玩笑效果也不能保证
And I must be experienced live.
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珍妮不是在想办法了吗
I thought Janine was helping with all of this
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我觉得对她来说太难办
I think it iust qot too hard.
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珍妮吗 那个为了能在紧急情况下开校车
For Janine? The person who qot a commercial driver's license
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专门去考了个商用驾照的人
so she could drive a bus in case someone went down?
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绝对不难
Hell no.
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这不是酷老师吗
Ah, if it isn't Joe Cool.
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昨晚怎么没来酒吧呀
We missed you at the bar last night.
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我昨晚阿佩罗喝多了
I had a few too many Aperol spritzes.
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今天的睡意也阿佩罗了
I might need to take a nap- erol spritz.
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这个梗你是从珍妮那偷的吧
You stole that ioke from Janine, didn t you?
350
00:12:44,140 --> 00:12:46,520
怎么 你现在成段子警察了吗
What, are you the comedy police now?
351
00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:50,310
我恨你 埃迪老师
I...hate...you...Mr. Eddie!
352
00:12:50,310 --> 00:12:52,560
亲爱的 怎么了
Sweetheart, what is the matter?
353
00:12:52,570 --> 00:12:57,400
迪老师劝贾文和我分手
Mr. Eddie told Javon that he should break up with me!
354
00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:59,150
不不不 我可没那么说
No, no no no, no. I did not say that.
355
00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:01,070
那你怎么说的
Well, what did you say?
356
00:13:01,070 --> 00:13:03,740
贾文说要买条新项链
Um, Javon was talkinq about qetting a new chain,
357
00:13:03,740 --> 00:13:06,580
我只是劝他要专心学习
soItold him that he should iust, you know, focus on school.
358
00:13:06,580 --> 00:13:07,950
他都打算要买新项链了么
He was qonna buy a new chain? !
359
00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:10,370
天 你在逗我么
Okay, are you kidding me? !
360
00:13:10,370 --> 00:13:12,830
我们费了好大功夫 一直想让贾文买条新项链
We've been trying to qet Javon to buv a new chain for months.
361
00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:14,290
旧的那条衬得他像傻帽
The old one made him like a qavone.
362
00:13:14,300 --> 00:13:16,920
我们终于让他相信 这是他自己的主意了
We finally had him convinced it was his idea.
363
00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:20,180
她被恶魔附身了 滚开 撒旦
The devil's got her. Be qone, Satan!
364
00:13:20,180 --> 00:13:21,720
我去把拖把圣水拿来
I'mma qet mv holy mop water.
365
00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:25,100
好了 亲 咱去想想怎么报复他
There, there sweetheart. Let's qo plot our revenqe.
366
00:13:26,220 --> 00:13:28,770
格雷戈里·埃迪 你糟糕的异性相处能力
Greqory Eddie, is no woman safe
367
00:13:28,770 --> 00:13:32,520
全校竟然无人能幸免
from your incompetence with the opposite sex?
368
00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:37,940
格雷戈里 真的无人吗
Well, Greqory? Is no?
369
00:13:37,940 --> 00:13:39,320
无人什么啊
Is no what?
370
00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:40,570
问你自己吧
Exactly.
371
00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:44,240
我得去
I qotta qo...
372
00:13:48,750 --> 00:13:50,250
法拉会没事的 别担心
Farrah qonna be fine. Chill.
373
00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:51,580
她恨你 兄弟
She hates vou, bro.
374
00:13:52,580 --> 00:13:54,380
得了吧 伙计
Oh, come on, man.
375
00:14:00,470 --> 00:14:02,720
好的 好的 听上去不错
Mr. Johnson: Yeah, veah, that sounds qood to me.
376
00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:05,260
我找个安静点的地方啊
I'm qoing someplace more private right now.
377
00:14:05,260 --> 00:14:06,050
不行 别来这里
No, you're not.
378
00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:09,350
我刚挂了一个尼日利亚王子的电话 这都赖你
You iust made me hanq up on a Niqerian princel
379
00:14:09,350 --> 00:14:10,930
你为啥要来我教室
Whv are you in my classroom?
380
00:14:10,940 --> 00:14:12,350
因为只有这间没被窃听
Cause it's the only one that's not buqqed.
381
00:14:12,350 --> 00:14:14,440
你呢 为啥躲这里
Why are you in here hiding, anyway?
382
00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:17,270
很不幸 我被孩子们当成了酷老师
Unfortunatelv, I have become the cool teacher.
383
00:14:18,990 --> 00:14:20,240
你笑完了吗
Are you done?
384
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,620
学生们总来这儿讨论一些
The kids keep coming in here and talking about things
385
00:14:25,620 --> 00:14:27,490
我管也不是不管也不是的话题
that I just don't feel comfortable weighing in on.
386
00:14:27,490 --> 00:14:29,490
欢迎入伙你以为你找我寻求建议时
Join the club. You think I want you coming up to me
387
00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:31,160
我都都很开心吗
askinq for advice all the time?
388
00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:33,330
一 我没这样啊一拜托
I don't do that. Please.
389
00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:36,000
想想看要是没有我你会怎样
Just think where you'd be if it weren't for me...
390
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,630
早都死了
Dead.
391
00:14:37,630 --> 00:14:39,710
喂 你算哪根葱
Hey, where do you qet off?
392
00:14:39,710 --> 00:14:41,840
我是很多女生的情感导师
I qot all these girls coming to me for advice,
393
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:44,180
多少段青春懵懂的恋情都在我掌握中
I'm managing a million pre- teen relationships,
394
00:14:44,180 --> 00:14:45,590
你干嘛要来坏事啊
and you qo and torpedo everything.
395
00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:47,140
听着 我不想掺和进来的
Look, I didn't want any part of this, okav?
396
00:14:47,140 --> 00:14:48,810
是他们来问我意见的
They came in and they asked me.
397
00:14:48,810 --> 00:14:50,640
他们主动来找你的
They- - They came to you?
398
00:14:52,810 --> 00:14:55,350
把自己说的像个酷老师一样
Like you're some kind of cool teacher or something?
399
00:14:55,350 --> 00:14:57,730
我也看不懂
I'm just as perplexed as you.
400
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,520
我以为学生进来乱放屁就够烦了
Ithought the kids coming in here and farting was bad,
401
00:14:59,530 --> 00:15:00,820
原来还有更烦的
but I see it can be a lot worse.
402
00:15:00,820 --> 00:15:02,110
瞧 他不想扮酷
He doesn't want to be cool.
403
00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:04,280
因为他讨厌孩予
Savs'cause he hates kids.
404
00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:06,410
一个人得到第二次生命时
You'd think a man who's been given a second chance at life
405
00:15:06,410 --> 00:15:07,990
本应把爱传下去才对
miqht want to pay it forward.
406
00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:10,160
好吧 我不讨厌孩子
Okay, I don't hate kids.
407
00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:12,120
我只是不喜欢这种责任 好吧
I just don't want the responsibility, okav?
408
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:13,000
我更喜欢独处
And I like my alone time.
409
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,710
行吧 没关系
Okav, that's fine.
410
00:15:14,710 --> 00:15:16,960
你可以不做啊 他们又不是你的学生
You don't have to do it. I mean, they're not your kids.
411
00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:18,670
太对了 是的
Right, e- exactlv. Yeah.
412
00:15:18,670 --> 00:15:21,670
我教一年级 这就是我的职责
I teach first graders. That's what I'm here to do.
413
00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:25,970
但在我看来 我是为了孩子们而来
And the wav I look at it is I am here for the kids.
414
00:15:25,970 --> 00:15:27,680
但你要是还想继续躲在这儿
But if you want to qo ahead and hide out in here,
415
00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:28,970
随便你
qo ahead and do it.
416
00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:30,810
总之 你欠我们一条项链 方兹
Either way, you owe us a chain, Fonzie.
417
00:15:30,810 --> 00:15:32,220
很高兴又帮格雷戈里
Glad I could help Greqory
418
00:15:32,230 --> 00:15:34,060
度过了他坎坷一生中的一次危机
with his problem- filled life yet again,
419
00:15:34,060 --> 00:15:36,940
但我很快就要暴富了
but I'm about to become real rich real quick.
420
00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:39,730
为啥我要走啊
Why am I leaving?
421
00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:41,610
等等 你就为这个担心吗
Wait. That's what you're hung up on?
422
00:15:41,610 --> 00:15:44,030
她被U2带走了 我真得看看这电影了
She was taken bv U2? I really need to see this movie.
423
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:45,030
难以置信
It's unbelievable.
424
00:15:45,030 --> 00:15:47,860
珍妮 珍妮！
Janine! Janine!
425
00:15:49,330 --> 00:15:51,240
不好意思 失陪一下
If you could iust excuse me for a minute.
426
00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:52,080
谢谢
Thanks.
427
00:15:53,580 --> 00:15:55,830
艾娃 现在不方便
Ava, now is not a qood time.
428
00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:57,290
我见自己的内鬼还要预约吗
I don't need to schedule a meeting to see my mole.
429
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,540
我不是你的内鬼
I am not your mole.
430
00:15:58,540 --> 00:15:59,960
这卧底工作做得真不错 姑娘
Wav to keep your cover, qirl.
431
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,130
听着 你得赶快找个手语翻译
Look, you have qot to qet that ASL interpreter.
432
00:16:02,130 --> 00:16:04,010
小伊玛尼课听不懂课
Little Imani is missing out in class,
433
00:16:04,010 --> 00:16:06,260
更糟的是 我的笑话她也听不懂
and even worse, she's missing all my zinqers.
434
00:16:06,260 --> 00:16:07,720
我尽力了
Look, I mean, I- I tried,
435
00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:10,430
但这事影响了我的正常工作
but it was taking me away from thinqs,
436
00:16:10,430 --> 00:16:12,720
一些我需要参与的重要工作
important thinqs that they need my input on,
437
00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:15,020
找翻译的事 似乎没可能了
and, you know, the interpreter just seemed impossible.
438
00:16:15,020 --> 00:16:17,940
我俩本来也没可能做朋友 熟人的
Us being friends... acquaintances- was impossible,
439
00:16:17,940 --> 00:16:18,980
但你做到了
but you made that happen.
440
00:16:18,980 --> 00:16:20,650
这不一样
This is different.
441
00:16:20,650 --> 00:16:22,820
你不知道要填多少文件
There's reallv iust too much red tape.
442
00:16:22,820 --> 00:16:24,320
这不是借口
That's no excuse.
443
00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:26,570
听着 我成功为八年级安排过游戏驿站的实地考察
Look, I qot our 8th graders a field trip to GameStop.
444
00:16:26,570 --> 00:16:28,530
我还让人把宠物鳄鱼带进了学校
I let somebody bring their pet alliqator to school.
445
00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:30,370
艾娃·费斯特现在是火灾隐患的代名词
Ava Fest is a fire hazard.
446
00:16:30,370 --> 00:16:32,660
我赌上过所有人的生命 我依旧会这么做
I've risked evervone's lives, and I will do so aqain,
447
00:16:32,660 --> 00:16:34,240
因为孩子需要我们
because that's what we do for our kids.
448
00:16:36,790 --> 00:16:39,620
好 你先考虑着
Yeah. Now...while you're mulling that over,
449
00:16:39,630 --> 00:16:41,000
我再跟你谈个事情
I have other business to discuss.
450
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,540
我需要几个助理
I'm in need of some assistants.
451
00:16:42,550 --> 00:16:44,090
-什么助理 -不是
Assistance with what? No.
452
00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:45,550
-我需要两个助理 -出去
I need two assistants. Get out.
453
00:16:45,550 --> 00:16:46,420
行吧
Fine.
454
00:16:48,010 --> 00:16:49,340
塔里克现在有儿子了 在芭芭拉的班上
Tariq has a son in Barbara's class.
455
00:16:49,340 --> 00:16:51,010
拜拜
Bve!
456
00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:54,890
来吧 很好
Here we qo. That's right.
457
00:16:54,890 --> 00:16:57,180
再见亲爱的 好好做作业
Bye- bye, darling. Do that homework, now.
458
00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:58,520
好嘞 尼克
All right, Nick.
459
00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:01,610
该收拾东西了 尼克
It's time to pack up your things, Nick.
460
00:17:01,610 --> 00:17:02,940
你可以选择今晚在哪儿吃饭
You qet to choose where we're eating tonight,
461
00:17:02,940 --> 00:17:04,520
只要你选巴哈马微风
as long as you say Bahama Breeze.
462
00:17:04,530 --> 00:17:07,530
我开玩笑的啦 尼克 我们可以去野餐
I'm just playin', Nick. We could do a picnic.
463
00:17:07,530 --> 00:17:09,860
你来选吧 尼克 你说了算 真的
You qet to pick, Nick. It's your call, man. Come on.
464
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,660
这个头开的不错 塔里克
That's a qood start, Tariq.
465
00:17:13,660 --> 00:17:15,080
你得叫我老尼克了
It's actually Nick Sr. now.
466
00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:16,750
你知道吗
You know what?
467
00:17:16,750 --> 00:17:19,750
霍华德老师 你的建议我受益匪浅
Your advice qoes harder than that thang, Mrs. Howard.
468
00:17:19,750 --> 00:17:21,170
你知道吗
You know what?
469
00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:24,040
确实如此 但我必须问问
Yes, it does, Tariq. But I must ask
470
00:17:24,050 --> 00:17:27,210
孩子妈会来接送孩子吗
will the child's mother ever be dropping off and picking up?
471
00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:29,930
不不 她工作很忙
No, no, no, no. She works crazy hours, you know?
472
00:17:29,930 --> 00:17:31,260
总得有人养家吧
Somebodv qotta pav the bills
473
00:17:31,260 --> 00:17:32,760
我现在几乎见不到她
I barely ever see her.
474
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,390
所以你会来送孩子
So you'll be here.
475
00:17:34,390 --> 00:17:36,260
对 一年到头 每天两次
Yeah, twice a day for the rest of the year,
476
00:17:36,270 --> 00:17:39,100
直到 我找到工作 或是认识别人
or until, you know, Ifind a iob or meet somebodv else.
477
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:41,560
也就是说 我每天都能见到你
So I'll be seeing you every day.
478
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,230
怎么 你觉得我不会再认识其他人吗
Whv, you don't think I could meet somebodv else?
479
00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:45,900
你不能选择自己学生的
You don't qet to choose the parents
480
00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:48,570
父母或者继父母
or stepparents of the children that you teach.
481
00:17:48,570 --> 00:17:50,860
但据说 养孩子需要全村的努力
But they say it takes a villaqe.
482
00:17:50,860 --> 00:17:54,450
可有时候 你们那个村会有一个塔里克
and sometimes, there's a Tariq in your village.
483
00:17:56,580 --> 00:17:58,040
-哟 -嘿
Yo. Hey.
484
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,290
还在四处碰壁吗
You still hitting that brick wall?
485
00:18:06,170 --> 00:18:08,670
去年 一位母亲写信问我
Last year a mom wrote me a letter askinq
486
00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:12,430
能不能在52街和兰开斯特街交口派个警卫
if we could qet a crossing quard at 52nd and Lancaster.
487
00:18:12,430 --> 00:18:14,260
我知道那个交囗
I know that intersection.
488
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,720
我前男友在那被撞过四次
Oh, mv ex qot hit there like four times.
489
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:18,600
是啊 他一定知道 那里很危险
You see? He knows it's danqerous. Yeah.
490
00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:21,430
在我读完那封信之后
So after I read that letter.
491
00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:23,730
我试遍了所有正当渠道
I went through every proper channel,
492
00:18:23,730 --> 00:18:26,820
总是一无所获
and I just kept coming up empty.
493
00:18:26,820 --> 00:18:28,480
但别忘了 我们邀请你过来
But remember that we brought you here
494
00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:31,400
正是看重你解决问题的创造性
because of your creative problem- solving skills.
495
00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:34,570
学区不看过程 只看结果
The district never asks how you did something,
496
00:18:34,570 --> 00:18:36,830
看
and look.
497
00:18:36,830 --> 00:18:38,580
只要达到目的就行
you just qotta qet it done.
498
00:18:42,420 --> 00:18:43,960
你不会后悔的
It's worth it.
499
00:18:50,260 --> 00:18:51,800
我猜你要迟到了吧
I'm quessing you're qoing to be late?
500
00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:55,140
对 但我也要问你几个问题 不见报的那种
Yes, but I also need to ask you something off the record.
501
00:18:55,140 --> 00:18:57,260
你真的是艾娃安插在学区的内鬼吗
Is this about you being Ava's mole at the district?
502
00:18:57,260 --> 00:18:59,140
我不是艾娃的内鬼
I am not Ava's mole!
503
00:18:59,140 --> 00:19:00,680
这卧底工作真不错 姑娘
Way to keep your cover girl.
504
00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:02,810
我需要你把伊玛尼父母的
I need you to send me the contact information
505
00:19:02,810 --> 00:19:04,230
联系方式发给我
for Imani's parents.
506
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:08,480
你的门竟然开着
Your door's open?
507
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:09,940
是的
Yes.
508
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:12,990
你们要是还想来这玩 随你便
And if you still wanna hanq out in here vou can
509
00:19:12,990 --> 00:19:14,820
但我们得把底线明确好
But we're qonna do it with boundaries.
510
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,570
第一 不许讨论任何感情话题
Number one I don't wanna hear anvthing
511
00:19:16,570 --> 00:19:18,870
或是提到“雌性”这个词
about your relationships or the word"females". v
512
00:19:18,870 --> 00:19:20,830
同意 你的建议很烂耶
Deal. Your advice sucked.
513
00:19:20,830 --> 00:19:22,540
很好
Fair enough.
514
00:19:22,540 --> 00:19:23,660
还有 你们不能干坐着 什么都不做
Also, we're not iust qonna sit around here and do nothing.
515
00:19:23,660 --> 00:19:24,660
我们要学有成效
We're gonna be productive.
516
00:19:24,670 --> 00:19:26,370
我们还能放屁吗
Can we still fart, thouqh?
517
00:19:26,380 --> 00:19:27,710
如果你非要放的话
If vou must.
518
00:19:27,710 --> 00:19:29,630
太好了 因为我刚放了一个
Good, causeIjust did.
519
00:19:32,550 --> 00:19:35,430
在大机构
Sometimes big places
520
00:19:35,430 --> 00:19:38,640
有时很难落实一些小事
make it hard to qet small things done.
521
00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:42,390
为了达成目的 我只能走出办公室
So to find the answer I had to qet out of my office,
522
00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:45,690
抛却繁文缛节 自己去找办法
stop fillinq out paperwork, and go out on my own.
523
00:19:45,690 --> 00:19:49,360
学区一向对负面报道避之不及
I thought about how much the district hates bad publicity
524
00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:51,900
而伊玛尼父母不知从哪儿得到了消息
and somehow word got to Imani's parents
525
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:55,110
如果他们能委婉威胁学区
that if they qentlv threatened to go to a reporter
526
00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:56,990
把这事反映给一个跟学区有过节的记者
who has a bone to pick with the district,
527
00:19:56,990 --> 00:19:58,320
我们就能更快看到结果
we miqht see speedier results.
528
00:19:58,320 --> 00:19:59,240
瞧
And voila.
529
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:00,950
突然之间 伊玛尼在阿伯特小学
All of a sudden, Imani has
530
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:03,450
就有了一位合格的手语翻译
a qualified ASL interpreter at Abbott.
531
00:20:03,450 --> 00:20:05,910
出乎意料的最后那一点努力
It's that last bit of effort
532
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:09,710
往往会收获最多
that no one expects that tends to mean the most.
533
00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:12,380
这份工作没要求我们关心他人 但我们还是会这么做
We don't qet paid to care...but we do it anyway.
534
00:20:12,380 --> 00:20:14,840
雌性柱头收集花粉
So the female stigma collects pollen.
535
00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:15,920
你自己都说“雌性”了
You said"females".
536
00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:21,560
我们这样做是为了同事 朋友
We do it for our co- workers our friends.
537
00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:23,810
为了孩子们
and we do it for the kids.
538
00:20:23,810 --> 00:20:26,270
我想 我们也是为了我们自己
We do it for ourselves too I guess
539
00:20:26,270 --> 00:20:30,400
因为正如利亚姆·尼森在《飓风营救》三部曲中所说
because much like Liam Neeson in"Taken"1, 2, and 3,
540
00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,820
这是我们的本能
we kinda can't help it.
541
00:20:34,530 --> 00:20:37,070
其实 我一部都没看过
Still haven't seen any of them, bv the way.
542
00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:42,740
能跟你聊两句吗 法官大人
Hey. Uh, couldIqet a word with you, Your Honor?
543
00:20:42,740 --> 00:20:44,240
你可以走上前来
You may approach the bench.
544
00:20:44,250 --> 00:20:45,660
好吧 你也知道
Okay, so you know,
545
00:20:45,660 --> 00:20:47,500
我长子目前在贵校就读
with mv firstborn son coming here and everything,
546
00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:49,210
我认为我应该
I think it's a qood time for me to step up,
547
00:20:49,210 --> 00:20:51,040
成立一个PTA(家长教师协会)
and, you know, start a PTA.
548
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:53,090
就你 塔里克 还想成立一个家长教师协会
You, Tariq, want to start a Parent Teacher Association?
549
00:20:53,090 --> 00:20:54,340
不不不
No, no, no, no.
550
00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:56,470
我是指家长塔里克联盟
Uh, a Parent Tariq Alliance, actuallv.
551
00:20:56,470 --> 00:20:57,880
但你刚那个主意听起来不错
But what you said sounds qood.
552
00:20:57,880 --> 00:20:59,380
就这么叫吧 然后让大家
We should iust call it that and qet people in the- -
553
00:20:59,390 --> 00:21:02,260
该死 我无儿无女的前女友来了
Oh, damn. Here qo my childless ex.
554
00:21:02,260 --> 00:21:04,310
珍妮 今天别拿我开涮 好吗
Janine, don't be trying to spin the block on me today, okay?
555
00:21:04,310 --> 00:21:05,390
我现在有家庭了
I qot a family now.
556
00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:06,770
我是来工作的
I am here for work.
557
00:21:06,770 --> 00:21:08,890
我看她是来挽回你的
Yeah, more like working her way back into your life.
558
00:21:08,900 --> 00:21:10,520
太对了，
Exactly, period.
559
00:21:10,980 --> 00:21:12,650
我最近刚当上爹
So, uh, with me being a new father and everything
560
00:21:12,650 --> 00:21:15,440
所以在考虑 要不要成立一个PTA
I was thinking, what if I start a PTA?
561
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:18,860
不行 艾娃 不能让他成立塔里克家长联盟
No. Ava, the Parent Tariq Alliance cannot happen, okav?
562
00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:19,490
-什么 -不
What No.
563
00:21:19,860 --> 00:21:21,240
我明白你为什么和她分手了
I see why you broke up with her.
564
00:21:21,490 --> 00:21:21,990
不可能的
Not what happened.
565
00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:22,490
不可能的
Not what happened.
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