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[ Birds chirping,
soft music playing ]
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[ Loud banging ]
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[ Gasps ]
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Freya. Freya!
The house is under attack!
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Assume battle positions!
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Sid, it's okay.
It's just me.
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Oh. Whoa.
Uh, what are you doing?
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Putting up decorations.
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What do you think?
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Uh...
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I mean, wow.
Cool, right?
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It's the heads
of my enemies.
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Yeah. No, I see that.
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I guess...
I'm just worried
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it might come across
as a bit spine-tingling.
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How do you mean?
I'm just worried
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that our new neighbours
aren't accustomed
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to the casual horrors
of the wasteland
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in the same way that we are.
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Gosh, Sid, I love you,
but I think you're
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way off base here.
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You really need to
see it plugged in
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to get the full effect.
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[ Generator whirring ]
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[ Heads groaning to "When
the Saints Go Marching In" ]
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Yeah, you're right.
It is better like that.
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Right?
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[ Heads continue groaning ]
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♪♪
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Your subjects in Old New Jersey
can't pay your tribute on time
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on account of
an extended Nuclear Winter.
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It's too bad for them.
Crush them.
"Crush them." Got it.
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Uh, the Canyon People
were hoping
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they could have
their women and children back.
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Hm. I guess you could do that.
Shut up. Crush them.
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"Crush them too." Great.
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Oh, uh, this note was left
for you on the door.
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Hm.
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"Dear neighbour, you are
in violation of Rule 17.4
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prohibiting unsanctioned
lawn ornamentation.
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Please remove the decapitated
heads immediately.
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Signed, the 'Hoa.'"
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Who is this Hoa?
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I don't know, but it sounds
intimidating.
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Like some sort of mythical beast
or barbarian king.
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Whoever it is, no one tells
Freya Exaltada what to do.
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I will find this Hoa,
and I will destroy it.
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That's right, Mommy.
You show 'em who is boss.
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Give e'm the ol' one, two!
Sure, sure!
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You know what I love
about this job, Devon?
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It's that we're doing
actual good in the world.
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For instance, without us,
this doll would just be trash.
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But now some child
will have a new best friend.
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Aah! That...one has a family
of scorpions living in it.
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But the point remains.
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[ Man moans weakly ]
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I'm looking
for the Junkman.
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Ah. My package is here.
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I was ambushed
by bandits.
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It was a slaughter.
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Tell my wife...
I love her.
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Yeah, sure, pal. Here's
a shiny beak for your troubles.
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[ Groans ]
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What is it?
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[ Mystical music playing ]
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They call it
the Gigachron.
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Rumour has it its power
transcends time and space.
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And more importantly,
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some rich schmuck is willing
to pay me a lot of money for it.
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Alright.
So, accompanying me
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on this
very important sale...
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is...
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Sid, my golden boy.
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Hell yes!
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I thought
I was your golden boy.
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Nope. It's Sid now.
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In fact, Sid, why don't you take
Devon's desk from now on?
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Devon, you go sit on that pile
of trash over there.
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Alright, let's go, Sid.
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Sorry, Devon.
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Don't be sorry for Devon.
He's a piece of crap.
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♪♪
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Hi. Yeah, uh,
the pothole on Main Street
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still hasn't been fixed,
and I tried to drive my car
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over it the other day, and it
went into a bottomless pit.
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[ Loud thud ]
Aah!
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♪♪
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[ Gasping ]
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It is I, Freya Exaltada.
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I have come to slay the Hoa.
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Ma'am, this is actually
the Homeowners Association.
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If you'd like to file
a complaint,
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you need to wait your turn.
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So you must be
the leader here.
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Surprising choice
for an overlord.
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Small, mousy,
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resting bitch face.
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Yes, I am the "overlord,"
I suppose.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Linda Sherman,
HOA President.
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Very well, Linda Sherman,
I challenge you
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to hand-to-hand combat
for control of Boomtown.
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Oh, no,
we don't do that here.
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If you want to be president,
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you need to win an election.
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An election?
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Seems like an insane way
to pick a leader.
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Very well.
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If those are your terms
of battle, then I accept.
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And I promise, when I am
president of the HOA...
Ma'am, your time is up.
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...I will crush any
and all stand in my way.
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And there will be --
[ Microphone cuts ]
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Wow. Really?
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[ Scoffs ]
That's crap.
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I mean, I don't care,
but that's crap.
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[ Dramatic music playing ]
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Getting kind of a spooky vibe
from this place.
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How -- How much do we know
about this buyer?
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I assume he's like
a regular customer of yours?
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Nope.
Never met him in my life.
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Really?
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The Gigachron seems like
an awfully powerful device
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to just be handing over
to a complete stranger.
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Shouldn't we find out
what his intentions are
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or run a background check?
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At least get a copy
of his photo I.D., right?
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Sid, relax. I've done
these deals millions of times.
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I'm sure he's just some guy.
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Gentlemen, Ugulus Sleeze
will see you now.
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Wait, did she say his name
was Ugulus Sleeze?
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[ Mechanical whirring ]
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♪♪
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[ Chuckles menacingly, growls ]
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Welcome.
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[ Laughs evilly ]
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See? Just some guy.
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You have the Gigachron?
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Yep. It's right here.
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That'll be 30,000
bird beaks.
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You said 20,000.
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That was last week.
Price went up.
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[ Snarls, laughs ]
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I like your style.
Get him his money.
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♪♪
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[ Case rattles ]
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I think we're good.
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[ Grunts ]
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At last, the Gigachron
is within my grasp.
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Okay, no, actually, just --
I need to borrow my boss
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for a very quick moment.
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We need to discuss
a business matter.
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Not about you.
What are you doing?
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We're in
the middle of a deal.
Okay.
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Does anything strike you as
concerning about the situation?
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How so?
Oh, I don't know.
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Maybe the fact that
Ugulus seems totally evil,
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like his greed
and depravity turned him
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into something
not quite human.
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And also that it lives
in a pool of toxic muck,
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which is
maybe his life force.
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I feel like any one
of these things
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should be a huge red flag.
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He seems
like a good guy to me.
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Look, he's smiling
and he's being very respectful
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about keeping his genitals
below the muck line.
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It's just it's really important
to me that my job
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doesn't conflict
with my personal values.
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It doesn't.
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I mean, look, of course,
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if we knew Ugulus
was a bad dude,
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we wouldn't be
selling him the Gigachron.
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But we can't go investigating
every single person
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we do business with
for whether they've ever done
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anything bad in their lives.
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Nor should we.
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That's not part of the job.
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Okay?
Congrats, Mr. Sleeze.
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You are the proud owner
of one new Gigachron.
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At last! The power!
The power!
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[ Groans ]
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Oh, man.
He's licking it.
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[ Vocalising ]
Okay, uh, well,
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we should probably
hit the road then.
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Goodbye forever,
Mr. Sleeze
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Wait!
We should celebrate.
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Let us from suckle
from the teat of decadence.
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Mmm.
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Sounds nice, right?
Suckling some teat?
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Beep, beep.
The party bus has arrived,
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and, uh-oh, the bus driver
has been drinking on the job!
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What the hell?
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Tai, you made it.
Did the party bus
make a wrong turn?
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I thought this was
going to be a rager.
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Yeah, it's a raging
local meet-and-greet
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to get to know the candidate.
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Help yourself
to a lemon square.
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We'll get started in a sec.
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Oh, man, I can't believe I got
my robo penis polished
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for this shit.
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[ Sighs ]
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Would you like to make
a donation to the campaign?
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Every little bit helps.
Oh, yes.
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That sounds great.
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Ah, shoot.
You know, I forgot my wallet.
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Oh, no. And I was going to give
so much money. Darn it.
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[ Clears throat ]
Testing, testing.
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One, two, three.
Hello, everyone.
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So when you elect me
as your next HOA president,
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I promise to rule
with an iron fist.
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Your houses will burn,
chaos will reign.
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And every day will be a barrage
of suffering and misery
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until I grant you
the sweet release of death.
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Um, yeah.
No, I don't like that.
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Okay. Well, it doesn't really
matter what you like,
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because I'll be in charge.
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Actually, kind of does.
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Because these people
won't vote for you
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unless you listen to their
whiny little jerkoff problems.
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Yeah, exactly.
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Oh. Okay. Um...okay.
let's try this again.
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I would love to hear
about what you want,
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because I care...about you
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and don't think that
you're a pathetic worm.
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Much better.
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Hey, great news.
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I just remembered you
can donate online.
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Oh, my gosh. That's so great.
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Why don't you send me
an e-mail?
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Yeah, my e-mail is
fakename at
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not-a-real-email-address
dot nothing.
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Got it. Is there a dot
between the fake and name?
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[ Inhales deeply ]
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Ooh, hachi machi!
That's strong stuff!
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Blossom is an ancient narcotic
used to access the great divine.
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All I know is it's making me
want to bust a freakin' nut.
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Hey, what's the matter,
little one?
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This is a glorious day.
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When I unleash the power
of the Gigachron --
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Oh, no, no, no.
Actually, I think the less
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I know about your plans
for the Gigachron, the better.
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Why don't we talk
about something else?
Hm.
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Did you grow up
in this lair,
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or did you move here
after college?
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The Sleezes ruled
for generations before
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before House Benevola overthrew
us, spreading peace in the land.
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But that all changes tonight
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when I unleash
the power of the --
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No, no, no, no, no.
Again. Again.
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00:10:14,296 --> 00:10:15,918
I do not need to know
what you're doing with it.
250
00:10:16,018 --> 00:10:18,841
How about we will just sit here
and finish our drugs in silence?
251
00:10:18,941 --> 00:10:20,562
Sure, sure. Mm-hmm.
252
00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:22,164
♪♪
253
00:10:22,264 --> 00:10:24,406
I was just gonna say I'm gonna
blow House Benevola away
254
00:10:24,506 --> 00:10:26,488
with the Gigachron.
Damn it, Ugulus! Why?
255
00:10:26,588 --> 00:10:28,651
Oopsies.
256
00:10:28,751 --> 00:10:29,972
[ Inhales deeply ]
257
00:10:30,072 --> 00:10:32,374
Mama, mama, mama!
258
00:10:32,474 --> 00:10:33,736
And...
259
00:10:33,836 --> 00:10:35,818
I busted.
[ Laughs ]
260
00:10:35,918 --> 00:10:38,540
The Battledome used to be a
place where people could gather
261
00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:40,222
and settle disputes.
262
00:10:40,322 --> 00:10:42,344
Now it's covered in trash.
263
00:10:42,444 --> 00:10:45,107
No one's been killed
here in ages.
264
00:10:45,207 --> 00:10:47,029
It's a shame.
[ Spits ]
265
00:10:47,129 --> 00:10:49,551
How dare you suggest your future
queen pick up your trash?
266
00:10:49,651 --> 00:10:51,634
I should bite
your friggin' nuts!
267
00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:54,797
Down, boy! Down! Heel!
Let me at him!
I can tell he's got juicy ones!
268
00:10:54,897 --> 00:10:56,358
[ Shouts indistinctly ]
269
00:10:56,458 --> 00:10:59,561
Hey! Hey!
Down, boy, down.
270
00:10:59,661 --> 00:11:00,883
I'll do it.
271
00:11:00,983 --> 00:11:02,645
No!
272
00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:05,567
No. You're Freya Exaltada.
You answer to no man.
273
00:11:05,667 --> 00:11:08,090
I don't like it either,
but if this is what it takes
274
00:11:08,190 --> 00:11:11,473
to crush Linda and rule the HOA,
I'll it.
275
00:11:13,355 --> 00:11:14,576
Time to take out
the trash.
276
00:11:14,676 --> 00:11:16,779
[ Upbeat synth music playing ]
277
00:11:16,879 --> 00:11:18,300
♪♪
278
00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:20,062
[ Beeping ]
279
00:11:20,162 --> 00:11:29,111
♪♪
280
00:11:29,211 --> 00:11:31,033
Man: Hey, you're there.
281
00:11:31,133 --> 00:11:35,197
We think what you're doing
is pretty cool.
282
00:11:35,297 --> 00:11:36,398
Want some help?
283
00:11:36,498 --> 00:11:45,848
♪♪
284
00:11:45,948 --> 00:11:47,950
Nice work, guys.
We did it.
285
00:11:49,111 --> 00:11:51,053
Hey, beautiful job.
286
00:11:51,153 --> 00:11:53,736
So, do I have your vote?
287
00:11:53,836 --> 00:11:56,658
I should have mentioned you.
I already voted for Linda.
288
00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:59,621
What?! I -- I did exactly
what you asked for.
289
00:11:59,721 --> 00:12:02,024
Yeah, but
I always vote for Linda.
290
00:12:02,124 --> 00:12:03,465
We all do.
291
00:12:03,565 --> 00:12:05,748
In fact, she won the election.
by a landslide.
292
00:12:05,848 --> 00:12:07,870
[ Groans ]
293
00:12:07,970 --> 00:12:10,112
[ Dramatic music playing ]
294
00:12:10,212 --> 00:12:17,319
♪♪
295
00:12:17,419 --> 00:12:22,244
Mommy-y-y-y-y!
296
00:12:22,344 --> 00:12:26,488
Linda-a-a-a-a!
297
00:12:26,588 --> 00:12:29,131
Hey, I'm ready to make
that donation now.
298
00:12:29,231 --> 00:12:31,493
[ Gasps ] Oh, no.
Did I just miss it?
299
00:12:31,593 --> 00:12:33,856
Oh, is it too late?
300
00:12:33,956 --> 00:12:37,319
Oh, no. I'm so sad.
301
00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:40,943
The time has come
302
00:12:41,043 --> 00:12:45,087
to unleash the power
of the Gigachron.
303
00:12:46,929 --> 00:12:48,871
Yes...
304
00:12:48,971 --> 00:12:53,515
Okay, so I have just spoken to
Ugulus, and long story short,
305
00:12:53,615 --> 00:12:55,197
he is definitely evil.
306
00:12:55,297 --> 00:12:56,839
Oh, jeez. He is?
307
00:12:56,939 --> 00:12:59,241
Yeah, he was pretty explicit
that he's planning on using
308
00:12:59,341 --> 00:13:01,363
the Gigachron to blow
a bunch of innocent people.
309
00:13:01,463 --> 00:13:04,246
So obviously we can't
work with him now.
310
00:13:04,346 --> 00:13:06,248
Yeah.
311
00:13:06,348 --> 00:13:08,290
But I also want to make
a lot of money.
312
00:13:08,390 --> 00:13:11,173
So there's that.
But, no, you -- you said
313
00:13:11,273 --> 00:13:13,415
we were okay as long as we
didn't know what his plans are.
314
00:13:13,515 --> 00:13:15,938
Now we do know what they are,
so, what, are we just gonna...
315
00:13:16,038 --> 00:13:17,739
throw away your morals
for a paycheque?
316
00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:19,021
Exactly!
317
00:13:19,121 --> 00:13:22,024
See? You did
learn something today.
318
00:13:22,124 --> 00:13:24,426
The old order falls.
319
00:13:24,526 --> 00:13:27,229
A new order begins.
320
00:13:27,329 --> 00:13:33,195
[ Laughs evilly ]
321
00:13:33,295 --> 00:13:35,798
Aah!
322
00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:37,599
No!
323
00:13:37,699 --> 00:13:40,702
[ Gurgling ]
324
00:13:44,026 --> 00:13:46,168
What did you do?
I stopped Ugulus
325
00:13:46,268 --> 00:13:48,210
before he could kill everyone
with the Gigachron.
326
00:13:48,310 --> 00:13:51,293
The Gigachron
isn't a weapon.
327
00:13:51,393 --> 00:13:53,095
It isn't?
No.
328
00:13:53,195 --> 00:13:55,517
It's a karaoke machine.
329
00:13:56,838 --> 00:13:58,941
[ "Waterfalls" playing ]
330
00:13:59,041 --> 00:14:02,905
Oh, I remember this song.
"Waterfalls" by TLC.
331
00:14:03,005 --> 00:14:04,546
Catchy tune.
332
00:14:04,646 --> 00:14:05,828
Did you know
it was about AIDS?
333
00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:07,349
Guards.
334
00:14:07,449 --> 00:14:10,692
♪ Don't go chasing waterfalls ♪
335
00:14:11,253 --> 00:14:13,755
We find you guilty
of the murder
336
00:14:13,855 --> 00:14:16,919
of our beloved boss
and dear friend, Ugulus Sleeze.
337
00:14:17,019 --> 00:14:18,760
Okay, wait. Timeout
for just a second.
338
00:14:18,860 --> 00:14:20,963
In my defence,
the guy did say he was gonna
339
00:14:21,063 --> 00:14:22,204
blow everyone away.
340
00:14:22,304 --> 00:14:23,805
Yes, he was going to blow them
341
00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:26,648
away with his beautiful
singing voice.
342
00:14:26,748 --> 00:14:28,490
Ugulus was going to bring
the Gigachron to
343
00:14:28,590 --> 00:14:29,731
Lord Benevola's birthday party
344
00:14:29,831 --> 00:14:31,533
and finally end
their silly feud.
345
00:14:31,633 --> 00:14:32,774
Okay, but I mean,
you can see
346
00:14:32,874 --> 00:14:34,376
how I might have
misinterpreted that.
347
00:14:34,476 --> 00:14:36,458
The guy was an insane,
disgusting 30-ton monster,
348
00:14:36,558 --> 00:14:39,261
for God's sake.
Whoa!
So we're fat shaming him now?
349
00:14:39,361 --> 00:14:41,023
No, no, I did--
That's not --
350
00:14:41,123 --> 00:14:43,185
So you just go around killing
every fat person you see.
351
00:14:43,285 --> 00:14:44,907
People like you make me sick.
352
00:14:45,007 --> 00:14:48,150
Can I say that I just hired
this guy, like, a week ago,
353
00:14:48,250 --> 00:14:50,752
and he does not represent
the values of my business.
354
00:14:50,852 --> 00:14:56,118
Okay, clearly...
I owe everyone a huge apology.
355
00:14:56,218 --> 00:15:00,522
I realise now that I have a huge
amount of work to do on myself,
356
00:15:00,622 --> 00:15:06,168
and I appreciate all
of your support on that journey.
357
00:15:06,268 --> 00:15:08,510
I am a work in progress.
358
00:15:10,672 --> 00:15:11,853
[ Whispering ]
Did that work?
359
00:15:11,953 --> 00:15:13,936
Kill them.
[ Weapons powering up ]
360
00:15:14,036 --> 00:15:18,080
Ma'am, we found this holodex
at Mr. Sleeze's tank.
361
00:15:21,923 --> 00:15:23,585
Hello, friends.
362
00:15:23,685 --> 00:15:27,869
If you're seeing this,
then I'm already dead.
363
00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:31,233
Reunited with
my beautiful wife, Janine.
364
00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:33,195
Aw, man. Dead wife.
365
00:15:33,295 --> 00:15:37,920
In these polarised times,
with everyone's squabbling
366
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,761
over who's right
and who's wrong,
367
00:15:39,861 --> 00:15:43,565
we must remember
that we're all human.
368
00:15:43,665 --> 00:15:47,369
We must forgive and rebuild.
369
00:15:47,469 --> 00:15:50,332
Namaste.
Woman: Namaste.
370
00:15:50,432 --> 00:15:51,493
He's right.
371
00:15:51,593 --> 00:15:53,335
You two are free to go.
372
00:15:53,435 --> 00:15:55,097
It's what Ugulus
would have wanted.
373
00:15:55,197 --> 00:15:57,459
Oh.
Yeah. Thank you.
374
00:15:57,559 --> 00:15:59,561
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
375
00:16:00,802 --> 00:16:02,584
I just -- Can I say
for the record as well
376
00:16:02,684 --> 00:16:04,146
my favourite uncle
struggled with weight issues
377
00:16:04,246 --> 00:16:05,147
his whole life.
378
00:16:05,247 --> 00:16:06,668
Get out of here!
Okay.
379
00:16:06,768 --> 00:16:08,951
Sid, you've done enough harm
for one day.
380
00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:11,053
Let's go.
Okay.
381
00:16:13,895 --> 00:16:15,677
Linda Sherman!
382
00:16:15,777 --> 00:16:17,079
Again with the door.
383
00:16:17,179 --> 00:16:21,763
You had the gall
to challenge me in battle.
384
00:16:21,863 --> 00:16:24,366
I declare...
385
00:16:24,466 --> 00:16:25,968
defeat.
[ Gasps ]
386
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:27,849
I was a fool to believe
I could challenge a ruler
387
00:16:27,949 --> 00:16:30,012
as omnipotent as you.
388
00:16:30,112 --> 00:16:32,014
Shame, 'cause I actually kind
of like helping the community.
389
00:16:32,114 --> 00:16:35,057
But that's
all in the past now,
390
00:16:35,157 --> 00:16:37,980
and you must
chop my head off.
391
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,261
Oh.
392
00:16:39,361 --> 00:16:41,063
No, we don't kill you
if you lose.
393
00:16:41,163 --> 00:16:44,466
Huh?
No, in fact, the person
who wins second place
394
00:16:44,566 --> 00:16:46,748
automatically becomes
vice president.
395
00:16:46,848 --> 00:16:48,750
I mean, that is if you want it.
396
00:16:48,850 --> 00:16:52,634
Oh. Uh, well,
I hadn't considered that.
397
00:16:52,734 --> 00:16:56,958
I mean...I suppose
I could be...vice president.
398
00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:59,921
If that's how it works?
Yep. Hmm.
399
00:17:00,021 --> 00:17:02,484
Thank you, Linda.
You are a merciful god.
400
00:17:02,584 --> 00:17:07,129
My children's children will
sing songs of your greatness.
401
00:17:07,229 --> 00:17:08,810
Thank you.
[ Chuckles ]
402
00:17:08,910 --> 00:17:11,173
Freya: We're planning so much
cool stuff for the neighbourhood.
403
00:17:11,273 --> 00:17:12,654
Every Sunday,
we're turning the Battledome
404
00:17:12,754 --> 00:17:14,016
into a farmer's market.
405
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:15,217
Oh, and at
the end of the month
406
00:17:15,317 --> 00:17:17,419
we're hosting
a huge blood orgy.
407
00:17:17,519 --> 00:17:18,540
My idea.
408
00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:21,023
How is this possible?
409
00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:22,784
My infallible leader
destroyed,
410
00:17:22,884 --> 00:17:25,467
my entire sense
of reality shattered.
411
00:17:25,567 --> 00:17:28,190
Do I even exist?
412
00:17:28,290 --> 00:17:30,832
Are we all but shadows dancing
upon a cave wall?
413
00:17:30,932 --> 00:17:32,474
Aww, cheer up, boy.
414
00:17:32,574 --> 00:17:33,915
Hey. Hey.
415
00:17:34,015 --> 00:17:37,039
Truth is...
416
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:40,762
this is all a part of my secret
plan to take over the town.
417
00:17:40,862 --> 00:17:43,165
It is?
[ Chuckles ]
418
00:17:43,265 --> 00:17:45,247
First, I have befriend
the neighbours,
419
00:17:45,347 --> 00:17:48,090
helping them with their issues,
offering a shoulder to lean on.
420
00:17:48,190 --> 00:17:51,653
Then, after many years of
earning their trust and respect,
421
00:17:51,753 --> 00:17:56,058
right when they least expect it,
the HOA will be mine!
422
00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:59,261
[ Both laughing evilly ]
423
00:17:59,361 --> 00:18:01,103
Oh, hey, Frey-Frey.
424
00:18:01,203 --> 00:18:02,664
The girls are coming over later
for wine o'clock
425
00:18:02,764 --> 00:18:03,865
if you want to join.
426
00:18:03,965 --> 00:18:05,787
Yes, bitch.
You know it, girl.
427
00:18:05,887 --> 00:18:08,250
[ Laughs ] Okay, bitch!
428
00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:11,713
Um...
429
00:18:11,813 --> 00:18:14,236
wine o'clock
is also part of the plan.
430
00:18:14,336 --> 00:18:15,997
[ Snickers ]
431
00:18:16,097 --> 00:18:18,099
Truly wicked.
I know.
432
00:18:23,945 --> 00:18:26,728
Thanks for the ride home,
and I'm really sorry again
433
00:18:26,828 --> 00:18:29,891
about ruining your big deal
and killing that guy.
434
00:18:29,991 --> 00:18:31,693
Yeah, it's fine.
435
00:18:31,793 --> 00:18:34,176
I wouldn't be much of a mentor
if I gave up on you
436
00:18:34,276 --> 00:18:36,138
after your first mistake.
437
00:18:36,238 --> 00:18:38,220
You're still my golden boy.
438
00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:40,782
Thank you.
439
00:18:40,882 --> 00:18:44,866
Besides, at least today wasn't
a total bust. Check this out.
440
00:18:44,966 --> 00:18:46,828
I stole it
from Ugulus's nightstand
441
00:18:46,928 --> 00:18:49,111
while the guards
were fishing out his dead body.
442
00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:51,433
That's -- That's really bad.
443
00:18:51,533 --> 00:18:53,034
Well, who's to say?
444
00:18:53,134 --> 00:18:55,076
What if I told you
I was going to sell the watch
445
00:18:55,176 --> 00:18:56,238
to buy more drugs?
446
00:18:56,338 --> 00:18:57,719
That makes it much worse.
447
00:18:57,819 --> 00:18:59,080
Eh, who's to say?
448
00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:00,522
Well, if you'll excuse me,
449
00:19:00,622 --> 00:19:03,985
I have some important...
business to attend to.
450
00:19:08,910 --> 00:19:10,652
Hi. I missed you.
Hey.
451
00:19:10,752 --> 00:19:12,574
Did you have a good day
at work?
452
00:19:12,674 --> 00:19:14,376
I don't know that
the words good and bad
453
00:19:14,476 --> 00:19:17,659
have any meaning
for me anymore.
454
00:19:17,759 --> 00:19:19,821
I did make money,
though.
455
00:19:19,921 --> 00:19:21,943
♪♪
456
00:19:22,043 --> 00:19:24,546
How was your day, Freya?
It was good. Thanks for asking.
457
00:19:24,646 --> 00:19:26,668
♪♪
458
00:19:26,768 --> 00:19:28,990
♪♪
459
00:19:29,090 --> 00:19:33,155
♪ Don't go chasing waterfalls ♪
460
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:38,760
♪ Please stick to the rivers and
the lakes that you're used to ♪
461
00:19:38,860 --> 00:19:44,606
♪ I know that you're gonna have
it your way or nothing at all ♪
462
00:19:44,706 --> 00:19:49,371
♪ But I think
you're moving too fast ♪
463
00:19:49,471 --> 00:19:51,613
♪♪
464
00:19:51,713 --> 00:19:54,696
♪ I seen a rainbow yesterday,
but too many storms ♪
465
00:19:54,796 --> 00:19:58,139
♪ Have come and gone, leaving a
trace of not one God-given ray ♪
466
00:19:58,239 --> 00:20:00,061
♪ Is it because my life is
10 shades of grey, I pray ♪
467
00:20:00,161 --> 00:20:03,305
♪ All 10 fade away, seldom
praise Him for the sunny days ♪
468
00:20:03,405 --> 00:20:05,827
♪ And like His promise is true,
only my faith can undo ♪
469
00:20:05,927 --> 00:20:08,470
♪ The many chances I blew
to bring my life to anew ♪
470
00:20:08,570 --> 00:20:11,193
♪ Clear blue
and unconditional skies ♪
471
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:14,436
♪ Have dried the tears from
my eyes, no more lonely cries ♪
472
00:20:14,536 --> 00:20:17,719
♪ Don't go chasing waterfalls ♪
473
00:20:17,819 --> 00:20:20,902
♪ Please stick
to the rivers... ♪
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