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Previously on
"Miracle Workers"...
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Eliza: All we have to do
to save the world
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is get these two to kiss.
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Have you guys ever thought
about a Kiss Cam?
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Let's make it happen.
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Announcer: Ooh, there's
a cozy-looking couple.
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Crowd:
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
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Kiss! Kiss!
-They're choking.
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I'm going home.
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Okay, fine. Go home.
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How are
we gonna fix this?
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Did someone order a miracle?
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The bet's off.
I'm here to save the world.
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O-Okay.
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Shit.
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Oh, how's this thing going?
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Raymond:
My name is Raymond.
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I work
in the Department of Clouds.
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We have no leadership.
No direction.
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Every day, you just come in
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and make any kind
of cloud you want.
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Big puffy cloud,
little dotty cloud,
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long, streaky cloud...
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fine, go for it.
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No one cares.
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Sometimes, I get so bored,
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I like to make my cloud
look like things.
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Like a turtle
or a car or something.
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Occasionally,
some kid will notice.
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But, mostly,
nobody looks up.
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Nadia: Nadia.
Department of Male Nipples.
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They were supposed
to squirt orange juice.
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The male nipple doesn't work,
and it never will.
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But we still gotta
clock in every morning
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and pretend
that today's the day
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that we're gonna crack
that nipple.
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I'll be honest:
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I'm always high, you know?
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My name's Carla.
I work in Bug Control.
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Or should I say
Bug "Control"?
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We can't control them.
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They do
whatever they want.
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They run all over the place,
fly around in crazy circles.
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They're nuts.
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My name's Frank.
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I make
the Northern Lights.
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Why are
there no Eastern Lights?
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Why can't I try
some Western Lights?
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I'll tell ya why.
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The union.
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We spent a thousand years
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trying to make
a "bug-controlling helmet."
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You put it on, you're supposed
to be able to steer a bug.
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So stupid.
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So stupid.
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Collective bargaining
my ass.
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It's horse shit.
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Okay.
Great exit interview.
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Do you have anything else
you'd like to add?
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Just that I'll be happy
when this place goes under.
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Well, right there with ya.
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Good news is, we don't have
too long to wait. Okay.
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Gail: Department of Answered Prayers.
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Reminder to please schedule
your exit interview.
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Department of Answered Prayers, remind--
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Not yet.
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Let's save
this weird-ass planet.
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Eliza: Status?
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Rosie: Four blocks apart
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and still drifting.We need to find a way
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to get them
back together.
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Then we've only
got one option:
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We fence them in.
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We block the roads
they're on.
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Then we seal off
the side streets
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so the only direction they can
move is toward each other.
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We corral them like cattle,
closer and closer,
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until their lips
are touching.
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Okay, I'm -- I'm not sure
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we're gonna be able
to do that, Eliza.
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Craig, we can't afford
to play it safe right now.
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N-No, I'm not "playing it safe."
I promise.
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We -- We just don't have
the manpower
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to block off
all those routes.
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You're right.
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Yeah, we need help. Let's get
the other departments.
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Rosie, Sanjay,
you go east,
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round up everyone
from Bug Control to Erosion.
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We'll go west
and hit up the people
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in Currents, Clouds,
and Tides.
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And I'll help, too.
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-Yay.
-Thank you.
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You're helping
by just being here.Yeah.
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-That's so nice of you.
-Great.
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Hello?
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Hello?!
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Hello?
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Where is everyone?
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I don't know.
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What is that?
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Crowd:
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
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I got this.
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-Oh!
-Oh!
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All right, everybody, look.
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All of you are technically
still employees here,
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at least for the next...
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thirty-eight minutes.
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So if you don't help us,
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you'll be in dereliction
of your duty,
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which means a forfeiture
of all severance packages.
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Oh, shit.
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So go on. Get your gear.
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We've got work to do.
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Man:
Yeah, let's fire it up!
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Woman:
Hey, guys, it's running!
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Man #2: Over here.
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Woman: 12 blocks apart.
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-Okay, let's go! Let's go!
-Go, go, go, go!
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Go, go, go, go!
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I think we got a real shot here.
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We just can't afford
any mistakes.
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Aah!Woman: Lightning initiated.
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Lightning.
Lightning.
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We've got to get him
out of here.
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Aah!Woman: Lightning initiated.
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More lightning.
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Woman: 18 blocks apart.
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19 blocks apart.
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Hey, God.
Hey! How are you?
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So glad you found us.
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Everybody was like,
"Where's God? We need him."
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Now, look, I'm --
I'm just glad I could help.
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Speaking of which, uh...
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...we -- we actually need
your expertise right now...
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In another room.
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Really? 'Cause it seems like
all the action's right here.
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Oh, no. There's a lot more
action in another room.
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Oh, boy.
I want to see that room.
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All right.
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Lead the way.
All right.
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All right, people!
Back to work! Come on!
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Let's do this thing!
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Okay, Circuits. You're up.Man: All right.
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All right!
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Nice work.
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Sewage initiated.
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We're getting there.Okay, hydrant's on deck.
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Hydrant failed.
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Damn it!
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Come -- You guys!
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Where were you on that one?!
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They were on their break.
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We get 5 minutes
every 45 minutes
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and 10 minutes every hour.
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You got a problem with that,
bring it up at arbitration.
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That stupid union.
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Now Sam's way off course.
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And there's nothing
we can use to block the road.
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What about that beehive?
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Bug Control!
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Can you control bugs?
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Not really.What does that mean?
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Well, we got this helmet.
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But the last time we tested it,
it didn't work out too hot.
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Okay, well, we gotta try it
again right now.
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Be my guest.
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But before you strap it on,
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you might want to have
a little chat with Henry.
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He used the helmet
six years ago
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to try to move a potato bug
away from a potato.
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Been that way ever since.
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Is he all right?No.
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Best we can figure is,
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his mind merged
with the potato bug's mind.
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Never really switched back.
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Look, we need you to steer
this bee towards Sam.
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No way, lady.
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I'm not risking my brain
for some severance.
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Sorry. Here.
We need this.
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No, no. You -- Okay.No, we just need it.
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Okay. All right.
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Bee me.
What?
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Strap it on.
Throw the switch.
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Bee me.
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Wait. Hang on.
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Craig...
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are you sure
you want to do this?
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We have nineteen minutes
until the Earth is destroyed,
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so we can't afford
to play it safe.
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Right?
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Bee me.
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Bee me!
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Oh, wait, wait!
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Eliza.
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If I don't come back,
or if I come back as a bee,
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I just want you
to know that --
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Yeeeaaaghh! Aah!
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Craig!
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Did it work?
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Is he a bee?
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Carla: Hey, look!
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He's doing it,
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sort of.
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Whoa.
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Get --
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Yes!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Get him out.
We're losing him!
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Craig.
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Craig, are you okay?
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Craig!
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Craig!
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Bzzzzzzzzzz.
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I'm joking.
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Bzzzzzzzzzz.
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So, he's legitimately
messed up.
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Yep.
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Right, everybody,
we're back on track.
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Now let's finish the job.
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-Yeah.
-Come on.
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You heard him.
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Break's over!
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Man.
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I've never walked this far
in my whole entire life.
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What am I doing anyway?
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Uh, we need you
to pump love in the air
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to make the people kiss.
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We can do that?
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Y-Yes.
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We do it right here...
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in the Department of Love.
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Oh. Makes sense.
Okay.
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Sure is a lot
of mammoth stuff in here.
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So, this is
the Love Machine.
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It's a little complex,
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but I know
you can handle it.
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Well, I'll try my best.
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So, the trick is to press
this button over and over again
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and keep doing that
and just stay here.
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I won't let you down.
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I love you, buddy.
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Okay.
I love you.
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Almost there!
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Woman: Balloon grounded.
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What?!
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Uh...
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8 more minutes,
people!
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Wind!
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Sam?
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Laura?
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Press. Press.
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Press. Press.
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Oh!
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What the...
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Make way!
I got to plug this puppy in!
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Okay.
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-Oh!
-Aah! Aah!
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-Oh! Oh!
-Oh! No!
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Aah! Aah!
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Whoa!
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Aah! Oh!
Oh-ho-ho-ho!
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Oh, no! Oh!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Someone!
268
00:11:28,398 --> 00:11:30,158
Aah!
269
00:11:30,193 --> 00:11:31,988
Aaah!
270
00:11:34,369 --> 00:11:36,302
-Oh!
-Oh!
271
00:11:39,202 --> 00:11:42,032
Woman: Heaven off.Sanjay: Oh, no, no, no, no.
272
00:11:42,067 --> 00:11:43,309
Man: No. No.
273
00:11:44,448 --> 00:11:46,002
Was that me?
274
00:11:46,036 --> 00:11:47,382
Yes.
How?
275
00:11:47,417 --> 00:11:51,524
All I was doing was
plugging in the Love Machine.
276
00:11:51,559 --> 00:11:53,285
Man #2:
What's a Love Machine?
277
00:11:54,596 --> 00:11:56,737
-Does that even exist?
-I don't think so.
278
00:11:58,290 --> 00:11:59,981
Sanjay?
279
00:12:00,016 --> 00:12:01,327
Were you trying
to get rid of me?
280
00:12:01,362 --> 00:12:03,951
You want to know
something?
281
00:12:03,985 --> 00:12:05,124
Yes.
282
00:12:05,159 --> 00:12:08,058
Yes, I was trying
to get rid of you.
283
00:12:08,093 --> 00:12:08,645
Why?
284
00:12:08,679 --> 00:12:10,474
Because you're an idiot!
285
00:12:10,509 --> 00:12:13,132
You're a moron!
286
00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:15,963
You made
a crazy, stupid planet,
287
00:12:15,997 --> 00:12:19,000
and now it's gonna blow up!
288
00:12:19,035 --> 00:12:21,485
And you know what?
It's all your fault.
289
00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:26,042
It's all because of you.
290
00:12:27,422 --> 00:12:29,528
I'm sorry.
291
00:12:32,427 --> 00:12:34,775
Sorry, everybody.
292
00:12:36,224 --> 00:12:38,261
Sorry I let you all down.
293
00:12:42,541 --> 00:12:44,163
I'll just let myself out.
294
00:13:20,544 --> 00:13:22,305
God: Oh, come on.
295
00:13:38,666 --> 00:13:41,013
-Hey.
-Let's go, guys.
296
00:13:47,468 --> 00:13:49,021
Laura!
297
00:13:49,056 --> 00:13:50,505
Sam!
298
00:14:01,551 --> 00:14:03,380
Hi.
299
00:14:03,415 --> 00:14:06,004
Hi.
300
00:14:06,038 --> 00:14:07,384
Man: ...the right sequence.
301
00:14:12,458 --> 00:14:14,184
Heaven on.
302
00:14:14,219 --> 00:14:16,152
Okay. They are
just one meter apart now.
303
00:14:16,186 --> 00:14:17,394
What's the plan?
304
00:14:17,429 --> 00:14:19,569
Okay, I've located
a pair of rabid pigeons.
305
00:14:19,603 --> 00:14:21,295
I say that we blow
some bread crumbs
306
00:14:21,329 --> 00:14:23,055
into the back of their heads.
307
00:14:23,090 --> 00:14:25,299
The pigeons dive-bomb them,
smash their faces together.
308
00:14:25,333 --> 00:14:26,438
Maybe their lips touch.
I don't know.
309
00:14:26,472 --> 00:14:28,026
What else have we got?
310
00:14:28,060 --> 00:14:30,131
Do it!
Pigeons! Go!
311
00:14:32,409 --> 00:14:33,997
Wait!
312
00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:43,386
I think they're gonna do this
on their own.
313
00:14:43,420 --> 00:14:45,077
There's no way.
They're cowards.
314
00:14:45,112 --> 00:14:46,182
They've choked
every time.
315
00:14:46,216 --> 00:14:47,459
Yeah, I know.
316
00:14:47,493 --> 00:14:51,118
But sometimes
people surprise you.
317
00:14:54,431 --> 00:14:57,020
I thought
you wanted to go home.
318
00:14:57,055 --> 00:14:59,505
I thought
youwanted to go home.
319
00:14:59,540 --> 00:15:01,059
No, I only wanted
to go home
320
00:15:01,093 --> 00:15:02,301
because I thought
you wanted to go home.
321
00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:04,096
Well, I didn't.
322
00:15:04,131 --> 00:15:06,202
Well, why did
you say you did?
323
00:15:06,236 --> 00:15:08,411
'Cause I was...
324
00:15:08,445 --> 00:15:10,171
scared.
325
00:15:10,206 --> 00:15:13,002
I thought, if I said
that I wanted to stay,
326
00:15:13,036 --> 00:15:15,452
and you said
you wanted to go,
327
00:15:15,487 --> 00:15:17,489
then that would mean
that I was the only one
328
00:15:17,523 --> 00:15:19,525
who wanted to stay.
329
00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:22,459
I was scared
of the same thing.
330
00:15:22,494 --> 00:15:25,566
I'm sorry
i-if I've been weird.
331
00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:27,533
It's just...
332
00:15:27,568 --> 00:15:29,535
it's been
a weird couple weeks.
333
00:15:41,582 --> 00:15:43,342
Do you ever feel like
everything in life
334
00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:46,000
is just, like,
totally out of your control?
335
00:15:46,035 --> 00:15:47,519
10...
336
00:15:47,553 --> 00:15:51,247
Together: 9, 8...
337
00:15:51,281 --> 00:15:53,559
7, 6...
338
00:15:53,594 --> 00:15:55,458
Yeah.
...5...
339
00:15:55,492 --> 00:15:57,322
Always.
...4...
340
00:15:57,356 --> 00:15:58,357
...3...
341
00:15:58,392 --> 00:16:00,463
Almost always.2...
342
00:16:02,534 --> 00:16:05,295
Yes! Yeah!
343
00:16:05,330 --> 00:16:06,469
Yes!
344
00:16:09,230 --> 00:16:11,405
Whoo-hoo! Oh! Oh!
345
00:16:23,589 --> 00:16:25,384
Yes!
346
00:16:40,261 --> 00:16:42,298
Jordan.
347
00:16:47,406 --> 00:16:49,132
Sanjay: Hey.
348
00:16:49,167 --> 00:16:51,859
We just wanted to let you know
that Earth's been saved.
349
00:16:51,893 --> 00:16:53,619
Oh.
350
00:16:53,654 --> 00:16:55,345
Well, you must be really mad,
then.
351
00:16:55,380 --> 00:16:56,588
Since you hate it so much
352
00:16:56,622 --> 00:16:58,555
and think it's stupid
and everything.
353
00:16:58,590 --> 00:17:00,454
We don't hate it.
354
00:17:00,488 --> 00:17:02,594
I-I mean,
sure, it's messy.
355
00:17:02,628 --> 00:17:05,079
-And frightening.
-And unfair.
356
00:17:05,114 --> 00:17:07,461
I mean, you know,
objectively, it's...not good.
357
00:17:07,495 --> 00:17:09,532
But maybe
that's the point.
358
00:17:09,566 --> 00:17:11,327
You made Earth
a hard place
359
00:17:11,361 --> 00:17:13,122
so that we have to learn
how to be strong.
360
00:17:13,156 --> 00:17:15,331
Maybe.
361
00:17:15,365 --> 00:17:17,850
Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait. Hold on.
362
00:17:17,885 --> 00:17:20,129
You knew how this would turn out
all along, didn't you?
363
00:17:20,163 --> 00:17:22,200
You had it all planned
from the very beginning.
364
00:17:22,234 --> 00:17:24,374
You've been secretly guiding us
every step of the way.
365
00:17:24,409 --> 00:17:25,617
It all happened
for a reason.
366
00:17:25,651 --> 00:17:27,377
It was all part
of your awesome plan,
367
00:17:27,412 --> 00:17:29,310
your grand,
unknowable design.
368
00:17:29,345 --> 00:17:30,484
No.
369
00:17:30,518 --> 00:17:32,279
That would have been cool,
though.
370
00:17:32,313 --> 00:17:33,590
-Oh.
-Oh.
371
00:17:33,625 --> 00:17:35,316
-You could have just said yes.
-Right.
372
00:17:35,351 --> 00:17:36,869
We'd have believed you.
373
00:17:36,904 --> 00:17:38,457
Oh, hey.
374
00:17:38,492 --> 00:17:40,114
Do you want to come
to the party?
375
00:17:40,149 --> 00:17:41,253
There's a party?
376
00:17:41,288 --> 00:17:42,565
Of course.
Everyone's celebrating.
377
00:17:42,599 --> 00:17:44,325
Why?
378
00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:46,258
'Cause they love Earth.
379
00:18:09,178 --> 00:18:11,559
♪ Would you really wanna make it
alone if you could?
380
00:18:13,216 --> 00:18:17,358
♪ Wanna, wanna
make you feel good ♪
381
00:18:17,393 --> 00:18:20,844
♪ It won't happen
if I ain't happenin' ♪
382
00:18:20,879 --> 00:18:23,537
♪ Oh, why don't
you make the call? ♪
383
00:18:23,571 --> 00:18:26,574
♪ I'm all peace
and satisfaction ♪
384
00:18:26,609 --> 00:18:28,162
I love you, buddy.
385
00:18:28,197 --> 00:18:29,957
Okay.
386
00:18:29,991 --> 00:18:31,614
I love you!
387
00:18:31,648 --> 00:18:33,443
I love you, too.
388
00:18:35,411 --> 00:18:37,447
♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh Oh.
389
00:18:37,482 --> 00:18:41,658
♪ Won't you open that door,
get you in my car ♪
390
00:18:45,421 --> 00:18:48,389
You kind of forget
how beautiful it is.
391
00:18:48,424 --> 00:18:51,530
They have no idea how close
they came to total annihilation.
392
00:18:51,565 --> 00:18:54,223
I still can't believe
we pulled it off.
393
00:18:55,293 --> 00:18:56,673
We're not done yet.
394
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:11,550
A job well done.
395
00:19:12,931 --> 00:19:14,933
-Conga line!
-Whoo-hoo!
396
00:19:16,969 --> 00:19:18,350
Aren't you coming?
397
00:19:18,385 --> 00:19:20,249
Not really much
of a dancer.
398
00:19:20,283 --> 00:19:21,491
You love to dance.
399
00:19:21,526 --> 00:19:23,597
You dance every time
you find someone's keys.
400
00:19:23,631 --> 00:19:24,908
Well, no,
that's more of a --
401
00:19:24,943 --> 00:19:26,669
sort of like
a subtle shimmy, though.
402
00:19:26,703 --> 00:19:28,395
I don't know any
of the, uh --
403
00:19:28,429 --> 00:19:31,915
yeah,
the popular steps.
404
00:19:31,950 --> 00:19:35,919
Um...you know,
although I...
405
00:19:35,954 --> 00:19:38,543
I could probably learn
if someone would --
406
00:19:38,577 --> 00:19:40,890
were to teach me.
407
00:19:40,924 --> 00:19:43,375
I don't follow.
408
00:19:43,410 --> 00:19:44,928
Would -- Would you like
to dance with me?
409
00:19:44,963 --> 00:19:47,345
-Okay. Here. I'll lead.
-Okay.
410
00:19:47,379 --> 00:19:49,036
Okay, yes. That's
definitely for the best.
Okay.
411
00:19:49,070 --> 00:19:50,486
So, like this.
Right.
412
00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:52,936
Mm.
Okay.
413
00:19:52,971 --> 00:19:54,421
Um, and let's
just stay --
414
00:19:54,455 --> 00:19:55,870
We'll stay away
from that ledge, won't we?
415
00:19:55,905 --> 00:19:57,527
Oh? Yeah, yeah.
No. We got it.
Yeah.
416
00:19:57,562 --> 00:20:01,462
♪ You and me
at the edge of the world ♪
417
00:20:01,497 --> 00:20:04,569
♪ With a pretty secret smile
for me to see ♪
418
00:20:04,603 --> 00:20:06,295
♪ For me to see
419
00:20:06,329 --> 00:20:10,506
♪ New bright whites
and a cage full of ice ♪
420
00:20:10,540 --> 00:20:14,613
♪ And a naked little canopy
to feed my disease ♪
421
00:20:14,648 --> 00:20:17,029
♪ My disease
422
00:20:17,064 --> 00:20:24,934
♪ And if you're to smile at me
423
00:20:26,418 --> 00:20:29,939
♪ I could cry by land...
424
00:20:29,973 --> 00:20:33,080
A freak mega-storm rocked the
metropolitan area this evening,
425
00:20:33,114 --> 00:20:36,290
pummeling the city with
hurricane-force winds, hail,
426
00:20:36,325 --> 00:20:38,499
lightning, snow, and rain
simultaneously
427
00:20:38,534 --> 00:20:41,468
for several seconds,
before disappearing entirely.
428
00:20:41,502 --> 00:20:43,573
The damage caused
is still being assessed,
429
00:20:43,608 --> 00:20:46,024
but, tragically, we have
confirmed that the destruction
430
00:20:46,058 --> 00:20:48,406
includes
the beloved 13th Street Tunnel,
431
00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:51,063
once blessed
by Saint Mother Teresa herself.
432
00:20:51,098 --> 00:20:53,549
Finally, on a personal note,
I'd like to announce
433
00:20:53,583 --> 00:20:56,379
that I will be taking
a much-needed vacation.
434
00:20:56,414 --> 00:20:58,312
The stresses
of the recent news cycle
435
00:20:58,347 --> 00:21:00,383
have shaken me to my very core.
436
00:21:00,418 --> 00:21:02,868
I'm a journalist,
but I'm also a man.
437
00:21:02,903 --> 00:21:04,698
My wife is worried about me.
438
00:21:04,732 --> 00:21:06,044
That's why, tomorrow morning,
439
00:21:06,078 --> 00:21:07,908
I'm flying her
and our two daughters
440
00:21:07,942 --> 00:21:10,324
to the white-sand beaches
of sunny Aruba.
441
00:21:10,359 --> 00:21:12,499
Life's short.
You gotta seize the day.
442
00:21:12,533 --> 00:21:15,433
This is Laron Ron St. Claire
signing off.
443
00:21:15,467 --> 00:21:17,607
♪ Don't ask me where
444
00:21:17,642 --> 00:21:21,024
♪ To fall in a river
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