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[birds chirping]

["Love In the Modern Age" by
Trey & the Sunbillies plays]

♪ I wanna catch a magic bus ride
to your place ♪

- [student 1] Yo, Yoshi!
- [student 2] Yo.

♪ and leave a kiss on your face ♪

♪ Take my stacks and pile 'em up
and never put 'em away ♪

♪ That's how I know you're my babe ♪

♪ Pushin' on my chest
when I act like a jerk ♪

♪ We could spend a little time
in the desert ♪

♪ We make a mess, but we make it work ♪

♪ Let's spend a little time together ♪

- [tires screeching, horn blares]
- Oh! Idiot!

♪ But it's out of my sight ♪

♪ They tell me love is different
in the modern age ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm already late ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm already late ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm already late ♪

[speaking French]

- Monsieur Jérémy.
- Oui?

What's so important
on your phone, monsieur? Huh?

Oh, it's nothing, I'm-- I'm sorry.

[speaking French]

Um...

- bibliothèque?
- [laughter]

[Monsieur Francois]
D'accord, Mademoiselle Evie,

please read us what is
on Monsieur Jérémy's phone.

Um, do I have to?

Mm-hmm.

Um...

Okay, it's just a-- it's a text message.
It's-- it's boring. [chuckles]

[Francois] Go on.

- He's sex texting!
- [laughter]

Du calme. Du calme.

It says, "I googled
'love sickness' last night,

and it's actually a thing,
did you know that?

It's on WebMD. I miss you so much.

This is harder
than I thought it would be."

Parentheses, "That's what she said."

- [class chuckling]
- Um...

"But seriously,
when I started thinking about

when we swam naked at the lake,

and now I'm in French class with...

- le boner."
- [laughter]

"Haha, I love you.
Let's FaceTime at lunch."

And, um, the rest is just emojis.

Lots of hearts and eggplants.

[laughter]

Why didn't you just delete it
on your way to my office?

Sorry, I didn't--
I didn't think of that. I'm--

This is, like, the first time
I've been in trouble,

except for, obviously,
the talent show last year.

Oh, right, the talent show.

Yeah. How could I forget
about the talent show?

I got a lot of calls about that one.

Yeah. Well, you know,
it's really difficult

to make an emotionally truthful film
about gangsters that isn't R-rated.

Um, I thought people would
appreciate the realism.

- Hmm. Do you?
- Yeah.

That's what you think? [sighs]

[clears throat]

Do you have any kind of idea
of the bullshit that I'm up against?

Do you think about that, or do
you just think about yourself?

'Cause I got problems, okay?

I got PSAT scores from last year
that are in the toilet.

I got the janitors threatening
to go on strike again.

I have ninth graders walking around

with weed gummies like
they're Flintstone vitamins.

I am skating on thin ice here, okay?
My job's on the line.

It's stressful. I don't have time
to deal with your bullshit!

- I'm busy.
- [thumping desk]

Busy, busy. I have calls to make.

Things to do. One person, okay?

- Yeah, yeah.
- Look, you're obviously passionate.

That's good. You're probably a good kid.

But you're killing me, man.

You cannot sext in the middle
of class. Do you understand?

Principal Fisher, have you ever been
in a long-distance relationship?

That-- that's private.
I'm not answering that.

Okay, well, um,
off the record, can I swear?

No, you can't swear.

Well, I mean, you just said "bullshit."

I'm the principal. I can say
whatever the fuck I want.

Okay. Um...

So, Samantha, my girlfriend,
just started at Chapel Hill,

and we decided that
we were gonna stay together.

Which is fine, because I'm gonna go

- meet her there in a year.
- Oh.

The point is that I'm stuck here,

and it effing sucks.

I just can't stop thinking about her.
I don't know what to do.

[sighs] Well, college is a big change.

Yeah, but, you know,
you're always the same person.

Well, no, actually,
you're never the same person,

because change is constant.

It's just part of growing up.

Yeah, I mean, that's one take.

No, that's the right way of looking at it.

- All right, listen.
- [thumps desk]

I'm gonna give you detention next week,
Monday to Friday. Here's your phone.

Well, it was a victimless offense.

Get out of my office.
I don't wanna hear it. Out! Get out!

[upbeat music]

Um, are you guys getting service?

- Yeah.
- [Aparna] Mm-hmm.

Cool.

Hey, you know, I'm sorry

I, uh, read that--
that boner part out loud.

Oh, no, I didn't have one.

What boner?

Uh, it was a text to my girlfriend.

- Um...
- Of your boner?

No. No, no, man, there was no...

Wait, you got a new girlfriend already?

No, no. Uh, me and Sam are still together.

She's in college. Is that even legal?

- Yes.
- Legal to fuck?

Why would it not be? I'm--

I'm 18, she's 18, we're both--
everyone's-- everyone's 18.

Who the fuck is that guy?

- [Evie] Is he coming here?
- [Jeremy] I hope not.

[Mr. Rivers groaning loudly]

[Mr. Rivers] Ah! Ow!

Oh! Ah!

Oh!

Hole in one. [laughs]

- You all right?
- I'm Mr. Rivers.

- You can call me Jesse.
- Where's Mr. Cameron?

Oh, I don't know who that is.
I just go where they tell me.

Wait, you subbed World History
last year, right?

- Yeah, probably.
- Yeah, you showed us Gladiator

even though we were supposed
to be studying World War I.

[laughs] Oh, yeah, great flick.

You're welcome.

This is just a side gig, by the way.

I'm actually writing a novel.

What happened to your arms?

Oh, I fell down an escalator
going up at the mall.

Whew! Do not recommend.

Why did they set them in that position?

I don't know. I was asleep.

By the time I woke up, I was
a little teapot. [chuckles]

- Oh.
- [Mr. Rivers chuckles]

Ah. All right, buddy, focus up.

Hands ten and four.

Wait, isn't it ten and two?

Ten-two, ten-three, ten-ten.
It's just numbers.

Do what feels good, you know?

Follow your heart.
And the rules of the road.

[Mr. Rivers] Let's go. Okay?
Okay, now-- okay, no, no.

No. Slow down. It's okay. Slow down. Okay.

Great, you're doing really well.
Just trust the car.

You don't have to hit the brake.

Use both feet. You're just using one foot.

Okay, now keep going-- Okay, no, no, no.

All right, go left here.

Or go that direction.

You're crushing it, man.
You're a natural driver.

Very good.

So, what are a bunch of seniors
doing in Driver's Ed?

Um, well, I divorced my entire
friend group this summer,

so I don't really have
anyone to give me a ride.

Aw, their loss.

Well, if I'm gonna create
a prototype of the solar car

I've been developing, I'm gonna
need to know how to drive it.

[Mr. Rivers] Solar car? Go, you.

I failed this class
three semesters in a row.

This is your year, amigo.
I can feel it. Give me a bump.

Ow. Oh!

What about you, Slim?

Oh, um, my girlfriend, you know,

she used to drive me everywhere.

- [Mr. Rivers] Mmm.
- She already has her license.

Used to? She cut you loose, huh?

Oh, no, no, no, she's at college.

We're-- We're making it work.

[Mr. Rivers] Ah, yeah.

You're living on borrowed time,
my man. I'm sorry.

It's gonna hurt, but
you will grow from it, okay?

Oh, my God, look at this
asshole going 15 in a 30.

At that point, just get out
and walk. Honk the horn.

I thought we were only
supposed to honk the horn

if it was, like,
to warn of imminent danger.

Yeah, I'm in imminent danger
of dying of old age in this car.

Honk the horn.

- [horn honks briefly]
- There you go, buddy. See?

There's a lot of gray areas in driving.

Life, too, you know?

You can't drive scared.

"Cowards die a thousand times.
Brave men die one time."

That's a quote.

Uh, actually, it's, "Cowards die
many times before their deaths.

The valiant never taste
of death but once."

It's Shakespeare.

- Yeah, his shit is so tight.
- [phone chimes]

Uh, you're not supposed to text and drive!

He's at a stop sign, it's fine.

Um, Evie, can you read this
for me, please?

- Please? Thank you.
- Um...

It says...

"Can't FaceTime at lunch.
Let's talk later."

Ooh.

- That's it?
- Yeah.

There's no, like... no emojis or anything?

- Nothing else?
- No.

- [side mirror slams]
- [Mr. Rivers] Oh! Whoa.

Fuck!

- You just hit that car!
- It's okay, you just grazed it.

That's called a Carolina kiss.
Keep driving.

- Yeah.
- Oh, sick.

Don't look back. Never look back.

Unless you're in reverse.

And even then, use the mirror.

["Steal the Night Away"
by Daniel Rodriguez plays]

♪ I've been burning it hot ♪

♪ Been looking all over for you...

- [knocking on door]
- What?

Did you eat?

Um, yeah, yeah, I had-- I had some cereal.

Can I come in?

Yeah.

The school called today.

What did they call about?

Hey, I know you miss her.

But you can't let it ruin your life.

She's the best thing in my life.

I mean, shouldn't we be celebrating that?

Oh, no.

I don't think we should be
celebrating a week of detention.

You know?

- Sorry.
- No, it's fine. I get it.

What are you working on?

It's a script.

It's about a female
undercover narcotics agent

at a high school who, you know,
may or may not be a cannibal,

and she finds out that the principal

is in bed with the cartels
selling to the students.

I'm gonna-- You know,
I'm writing it for Sam.

She's gonna be in it.

And we'll shoot it over winter break,

unless she goes skiing with her parents.

Um, maybe there could be
less cursing in this one?

- [chuckles]
- [Jeremy sighs]

There's food downstairs
if you want it. I love you.

- Okay, I love you.
- [door closes]

[crickets chirping]

[phone buzzing]

S-- Sam? Hey.

- How-- how are you doing?
- [whispering] I might be drunk.

[muffled dance music playing]

Thursdays are like Fridays here.

And Wednesdays are like Thursdays.

[chuckles] Why are you whispering?

[sighs] Uh, I'm stuck in a hallway.

Dakota has another guy in our room.

She's an incredibly sexual person.

That's a direct quote. Zero shame.

She has this, like, really
powerful sense of intuition.

It's like a psychic gift, I guess.

- I don't know. She grew up in Santa Fe--
- I miss you.

[sighs] I know.

- What?
- I just--

I wish you wouldn't say it.

It makes me feel bad, and I can't fix it.

You-- you don't have to fix it.

[sighs] Look... [scoffs]
...it's hopeless, you know?

- I mean, you know that, right?
- What--

No, what-- what do you mean it's hopeless?

[man screaming] Go Heels!

Heels!

That guy was just naked.

Jesus Christ, it's like
the Wild West over there.

His balls were incredibly long.

I think he has, like,

- a medical condition.
- Um--

Wait, why did you say
it was hopeless, though?

[Sam sighs] Come on. You know it is.

I mean, you want everything to
be the way that it used to be.

But it can't. You just can't see that,

because you're there, and I'm here.

Look, Sam, I think we just need to
see each other, you know what I mean?

Like, homecoming is only
17 days away, and then we can--

- I can't come home for homecoming.
- What?

[Sam sighs] I just left.
It would be weird.

Nobody goes home for homecoming.

N-- Everybody goes home for homecoming.

It's-- it's called "homecoming."
That's the whole point.

Look, it's not our fault, and...

and it's gonna break our heart, but...

we'll be okay.

Are...

Are you breaking up with me?

[man cheering over phone]

The naked guy's back. I gotta go,
okay?

Dude, what's wrong with your ball--

[line beeping]

[solemn music]

[♪]

[inaudible]

[♪]

[Mr. Rivers groaning]

Ow! [sighs] Good morning.

Beautiful day for a drive.

- Oh, fuck!
- [engine starts]

I left my coffee by my skateboard.

[engine idling]

Oh, no, I'll go get it.

Ah! Oh!

[♪]

- Yeah.
- Perfect. [giggles]

[♪]

[Jeremy] Fuck it.

[tires screeching]

[Evie] Whoa, whoa, whoa, stop!

What the fuck are you doing?

Guys, no!

You can't drive without me!

- Jeremy, what the fuck are you doing?
- Stop! Stop the car!

- [Yoshi] Sick.
- [Aparna] What are you doing?

[Yoshi] What's going on, dude?

Ooh, love that turn signal.
Now you're gettin' it.

Okay, just, uh, turn around,
take the next right.

Dude, whatever this is, it's awesome.

- Wait, that was the turn.
- Okay, just everybody stop yelling!

You are the only one yelling.

Okay, what is it?
What is this round thing?

[Evie] This is a roundabout.

Drivers always yield to motorists
already in the roundabout.

[Evie] Also,
it's right in front of the high school.

- [Jeremy] What do I do?
- [Yoshi] Use your blinker.

You're gonna have to find where
you wanna get out of it, all right?

- Okay, where's--
- [all shouting] Get out! Get out!

Get out! Get out!

Okay, I'm getting out here!
I'm getting out here!

[Yoshi] All right, dude, nice!

Oh, my God! What the fuck
is happening, Jeremy?

I'm gonna drive to Chapel Hill

to save me and Samantha's
relationship, okay?

- What?
- Yes. Uh, you know,

she almost tried to break up
with me last night, I think.

I'm-- I'm not really sure.
Maybe she didn't mean to.

You know, she was really drunk, and--

Oh, my-- when you're drunk,
you're more honest, okay?

I don't think so. I don't know.

- [Aparna] Oh, watch out!
- [tires screeching]

[horns honking]

- You just ran a stop sign!
- No, he didn't.

He ran a red light.

Look, if you don't pull over
right now and let me out,

I'm calling the police.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. You don't
need to call the police.

It's okay, I promise I will pull over

as soon as we're far enough
away from school, huh?

This is a terrible idea.
It's super-- not in a good way--

- melodramatic.
- It's psycho.

[Evie] It's giving, like,
super desperate, you know?

And desperation, it's not attractive.

Okay, I-- I'm not desperate.
I'm-- I'm... inspired.

Okay, send flowers. I don't know.

No, flowers are generic and corny.

If guys only knew how good
it felt to get flowers--

- Nobody sends us flowers.
- [Jeremy] Exactly.

- He's right. Thank you.
- Whatever. It really doesn't even matter,

- because love is bullshit.
- "Love is bullshit?"

- [Evie] Basically.
- Who says that?

- Do not do this, all right?
- I fucking have to, okay?

- I fucking have to. I'm sorry.
- Pop off, king.

Yes.

[Principal Fisher groans]

So you're sure that
he was the one driving?

Not really. My arm pills make me fuzzy.

What about that kid, um, Yoshi Shibuya?

I mean,
he is the school drug dealer, after all.

I just can't prove it.

- Yoshi's a drug dealer?
- Yes.

Like, what kind of drugs are we talking?

The illegal kind.
So, what happened to you?

- Oh, freak pickleball accident.
- What?

I was at the net.
I jumped up for a volley.

Both my feet got stuck in the net.
I see the ground coming towards my face.

Boom! Next thing I know,
I'm in the hospital.

What's the situation?

My Driver's Ed car got hijacked, sir.

- How many hostages?
- Three.

No, this isn't a hijacking.
This is kids fucking around.

What happened was,
the car was left unattended

by our substitute driving instructor.

I'm primarily a writer.

How long they been in the wind?

Um, maybe, like, 10 or 20 minutes.

We need to establish a perimeter
with checkpoints on all major roads.

No one gets in and out of this town
without us knowing about it.

- Have you contacted law enforcement?
- No. No way. And I'm not going to.

- I mean, not yet.
- Wha--

Because if this gets out,

all of us are gonna have shit
on our faces. Do you understand?

Officer, can I ask you one question?

Before you were fired,
is there anyone in the state police

that you have
a trustworthy relationship with?

Yeah, my ex-partner. She's true blue.

Good. Okay, so give her a call
and explain to her

that it's a yellow Kia
covered in Driver's Ed signs.

Hey, hey. Be nice to them, okay?
They're good kids.

What? They are not good kids.
They're brats.

Just scare the hell out of 'em.
I don't care.

Do whatever you gotta do,
just get them back here.

'Cause I am not letting three dipshits

and the valedictorian
fuck me out of tenure.

Not doing it. No way.

- Not happening, bros.
- Oof.

What the fuck happened to you?

My car got stolen.
I literally just told you.

["BORED" by the Worry Club plays]

♪ Pull up in my rust bucket, I'm dead ♪

♪ There's just something in my head ♪

♪ Emotions gotta be fed...

- I'm calling an Uber.
- Jeremy.

Just please don't tell anyone
where I'm going, all right?

- Okay, what do I tell them, then?
- I don't know.

Tell them I'm having
a manic episode or something.

- Yeah, that's actually probably true.
- Jeremy!

What?

How are you so sure about this?

Like, about you and her,
and this epic love story of yours?

Tell me one thing. Anything.

Okay. Remember my short film
that won the talent show last year?

- The mafia thing?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come Heavy.

Sorry, there's just no world where
that doesn't sound like a porn.

No, dude.
It means, like, come with a loaded gun.

That still sounds like a porn.

Anyway, I wrote it for her.

You know, I write everything for her.

And, uh, Come Heavy
was like my Goodfellas.

But because of her, I was like,
"Why are these movies always about dudes?"

And so instead of being just, like,
the stereotypical girlfriend character,

she's the lead of the movie,
and now it's something special, right?

No doubt.

I voted for you.

Really?

The point is, she inspires me, all right?

And basically everything I do
is either inspired

or made better by her being in my life.

Like, she fucking got me this jacket,

because I love Wes Anderson,
and Wes always wears a jacket on set.

And so the night before
we shot Come Heavy,

she was like, "Here, here you go."
She just gave it to me.

Because she knew me, you know?

So it's like,
I wouldn't be myself without her.

Or at least I wouldn't be
the same version of myself.

So if I lose her, I don't know, what am I?

Fuck it. Let's do this.

Do what?

I'm coming with.

- Dude.
- [Yoshi] Dude.

This is more of, like, a--
this is a solo mission.

- I'm coming too.
- Yes!

What? No. I thought you said
that this is a terrible idea

and that love is bullshit.

Well, it is, but, um...

you are gonna do it anyways, right?

What about your parents?

Well, my parents are on a second honeymoon

so they don't get divorced,
so I don't think that'll be a problem.

Yeah, my dad is emotionally checked out.

Oh, no, no. No, no. Absolutely not.

- [scoffs] No.
- Look, you gotta come, all right?

- Why?
- Because we all are.

No! No, no way.

Can you try to live
in the moment for once?

Look, no,
I have an orchestra concert on Sunday.

Who gives a shit?

I do! I'm first chair viola.

Seriously, you should come.

- Yeah.
- [sighs]

Guys, you really don't have to come.

- I really appreciate it, but it's--
- Dude, stop, okay? You're welcome.

It's gonna be 164 miles
from here to Chapel Hill.

Okay, that's, like, two and a half hours.

No, it's probably more like three, because
we're gonna have to take the back roads.

- That's nothing. It's like a day trip.
- It's grand theft auto.

You're thinking about the wrong shit.

What's the worst that can happen?

Uh, we get arrested? Expelled?

Teddy San Chan becomes valedictorian

and I lose my climatology
fellowship at MIT.

Aparna, what's the point of
making the world a better place

if you're not gonna have any fun in it?

Huh?

- Huh?
- [Aparna sighs]

All right?

- [Aparna sighs]
- Come on.

Put it there.

Thank you, guys.

[Evie] I'm counting this
as my senior skip day.

Um, actually, we're gonna have to
probably do something about all of this.

["Make You Care" by
Remark & J. Glaze plays]

♪ I'ma make you care, I'ma make you care ♪

- [Jeremy] Yeah!
- [Evie cheering]

Whoo!

♪ I'ma make you care
about saying right now ♪

♪ I see that look in your eyes ♪

♪ I'ma make you care
what I'm saying right now ♪

♪ You will never see me cry ♪

♪ I'ma make you care, I'ma make you care,
I'ma make you care, I'ma make you care ♪

♪ I'ma make you care,
I'ma make you care ♪

[mellow music playing on radio]

Hey, dude.

You don't have any drugs on you, do you?

What do you want?

[chuckles]

No, dude, seriously.
We can't have drugs in the car, man.

Word.

Do you have drugs on you?

Dude, you think I'd be dumb enough
to bring drugs to Driver's Ed?

Hey, Jer, how fast are you going?

- 55 on the dot.
- Nah, 55 is sus, okay?

You need to be going
at least five miles over.

Yeah, yeah, too perfect looks sus, dude.

That's why you're sus.

Yeah, it's kind of like, uh, going into
too much detail when you're lying.

Yeah, when I'm lying,
I say "yes," "no," or, "I got diarrhea."

You know, "I have my period"
works on gym teachers.

- Yeah.
- Yeah, but diarrhea works for everybody.

- [siren blares]
- Cop! Cop, cop, cop, cop, cop, cop!

[tense music]

It's all good.

[♪]

[exhales] Oh, my God. She's gone.

Am I the only one
who almost shit their pants?

Uh-huh. Okay. Yeah, well, keep me posted.

Hey, appreciate you.

Stay frosty.

False alarm on a Kia Soul.
Young male driver, no passengers.

So she didn't pull him over?

Negative. No Driver's Ed signage.

Goddamn it!

There is something we can do.

- Not sure it's completely legal, but...
- Let's do it. What is it?

No, you know what, never mind, never mind.
Forget I said it, forget it.

- What is it? Tell us.
- Why'd you bring it up?

Do you have their phone numbers?

Well, of course we do.
It's a safety measure.

You're the one in charge of safety.

[whispering] I have a spyware program
I got off the dark web.

- [Principal Fisher] Okay.
- We can use their phones

to pinpoint their location.

[mellow music playing on radio]

Has Samantha ever mentioned a Noah?

He's, like...

lowkey all over her Instagram.

Um, I don't think so. Why?

He's liked every post since...

- September 9th.
- Yeah.

Is she in any of his pics or anything?

No. No. He's not.

Right. Yeah, because, look, you know...

we really trust each other.

Like, we always have each other
on Find My Friends, you know?

Except last night, like,
I couldn't see where she was,

but I think it's just because, you know,
her phone was dead, or whatever.

- There's a million things that could--
- That sounds like a red flag.

Also, I mean,
she could be using decoy drops.

- Decoy drops? What?
- [Evie] Yeah.

Okay, before my friend breakup
with Amanda Pastankos and everyone else,

we would do this thing where
we would drop our phones off

in Joyce Burke's mailbox,
and then we would tell our parents

we were sleeping there,
then just go wherever the party was.

Gangster.

- [monitor beeps]
- [Officer Walsh] Okay, so we're here.

- [monitor beeps]
- That's them.

[Principal Fisher] Huh.
What about that other dot?

Uh, nothing.

It's a woman from Tinder.

Hey, while we're here, could you
track my ex-fiancée on that thing?

- Oh, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah?

Okay, Walsh, I need you to focus.

I-- I need you to get out on that road
and go find them, like, now.

- Well, I took the bus here.
- What?

Car wouldn't start. It's a piece of shit.

All right, well, then take his car.
This is all his fault anyway.

- I rode my skateboard here.
- What are you, 15?

I can't move my arms.

Plus, my car's in the shop.

Oh, my God.
All right, fine, you can take my car.

It's a red Porsche.
It's in the teacher's parking lot.

- A Porsche?
- Por-sha.

Sick. I'm on it.

Okay, buddy. Lucky you.

- Whoo! You have a Porsche! Ah.
- Mm-hmm.

- How much do you make?
- That's none of your business.

It's a lease, okay?
I get a bump when my tenure comes through.

Are you guys hiring?

No.

[laughing] Holy shit.

["Kat Punk" by Tess Obscura plays]

[Officer Walsh whooping]

Wait. Wait, if you and Sam
follow each other's locations,

did you make sure to turn yours off?

- You-- you didn't, did you?
- Oh, my God, where's your phone?

It's right here, it's right here.

[Aparna] Oh, my God. Our phones.

They can-- they can
track us by our phones.

[Jeremy] Shit.
You think they thought of that?

[Aparna] Of course they thought of it.
They're the police.

The question is,
how did we not think of it?

Uh, I thought about it a while ago,
but I forgot to say anything.

- What?
- Well, okay, game over.

I mean, they probably know
exactly where we are right now.

Goddamn it!

Fuck!

Wow, I didn't realize you actually
cared about not getting in trouble.

No, no, I don't.
No, it just feels good to yell.

Wait. Wait, I know.

Guys, we should decoy drop our phones.

- Right? [chuckles]
- Yeah.

Yeah, you know, we could hide them
in the tank of a toilet,

like Michael Corleone in The Godfather.

- I-- I haven't seen that.
- Yeah, me neither.

What?

[intriguing music]

This doesn't make any sense.

Okay, so,
their phones stopped over there, right?

- Mm-hmm.
- But that's the middle of nowhere.

They're all at the Linville River. Hmm.

- All right, you guys ready to do this?
- [Aparna sighs]

Thanks.

- [Yoshi] I need your phone.
- [Evie sighs]

All right, whatever, whatever. Just--
just please be super careful, seriously.

I am, okay, I'm just gonna--
I'm gonna aim it right here.

It will land, and then on
our way back we'll come get it.

- [Evie] Okay.
- Ready?

- [Aparna] Fuck!
- [Yoshi] Oh, shit.

- No! No, no, no, no, no!
- Oh, my God.

- What the fuck?
- No, no!

- This is so fucked up!
- [Yoshi] Oh, shit.

[beeping]

- [gasps] Whoa!
- Shit!

What does that mean?

Well, maybe they tossed
their phones in the drink?

So you're telling me that four teenagers
voluntarily destroyed their phones?

You cannot be serious right now!

This was such a stupid idea.
We could, like, put it in a bush.

- She-- she was talking about decoy drop.
- Uh-uh.

And then he was saying
the toilet tank stuff, you know? So I--

I was thinking about water and shit.

[Aparna] Oh, my gosh.
I can't believe this is happening.

All right, I'm sorry.
Let's just keep going, okay?

No, you don't understand.

I have never not had my phone!

[screaming] Never, ever!

[tearfully] I feel naked!

It's okay. It's fine.

[Jeremy] You okay?

That's on you.

Any-- any way you could
put your clothes back on

so we can get back on the road?

- Okay. Let's just--
- [tearfully] Can't even look

- at you right now.
- Let's just go.

- [Aparna] That's it. I'm driving.
- Naked?

["Motherfucker Got Fucked Up"
Folk Uke plays]

♪ Motherfucker got fucked up
'cause he got in the way ♪

All right, I get it, okay?
I'm the bad guy on this one. I'm sorry.

What, everybody's perfect?

Is that it?
Nobody's fucked up accidentally?

I should have never come
on this ridiculous excursion.

Well, you didn't have to, okay?
No one did.

- It's a suicide mission.
- Yeah, probably.

Can you guys give the kid a break, okay?

It takes a lot of sack
to be this vulnerable.

- [Jeremy] Thank you.
- Okay, so...

what, Jeremy, you-- you imagine
you and Samantha being, like,

one of those creepy evangelical couples
that get married when they're 22?

No, Evie, not the way
you're describing it.

What's your body count, dude?

- Ew. What?
- Gross.

Mine's zero. Does that make
everyone feel more comfortable?

- Not really.
- Look, I do worry about you going into

a marriage where both parties have
such limited range of sexual experiences.

Come on!
Have some fucking faith, all right?

My parents got married right
after college. They're still together.

- Are they even happy?
- I don't think mine are either.

Yeah, well, my dad cheated on
my mom with their couples' therapist.

Is-- is that allowed?

Sorry, that-- that really sucks.

Well... love doesn't last.
It's just like any other feeling.

Nihil aeternum est.

- I don't know what that means.
- [Yoshi] It's Latin.

It means nothing lasts forever.

- [car horn honking]
- Aparna!

[tires screeching]

- Dude!
- [Jeremy] Shit!

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
I don't-- I don't know what just happened.

[Yoshi] Uh, you just crashed the car.

Well, no, I don't know,
I mean, it's technically not a crash

- if you didn't hit anything, right?
- I-- I never space out like that.

I have high-performing hyperfocus ADD.

- Oh, what do they got you on?
- Strattera.

Oh, you should think about
adding Ritalin to the mix.

- Yeah, I can hook you up.
- I've got Wellbutrin.

- Yeah, I'm on Wellbutrin.
- For anxiety or depression?

I don't know. I think maybe both.

Wait, so, Evie, are you depressed?

Literally everyone is depressed.

[car horn honking]

[SUV horn blares]

Maybe I'm the worst driver.

Uh, fuck yes, you are. Time for a switch.

[upbeat country music playing on radio]

[humming along]

[♪]

[phone quacking]

Go for Walsh.

Okay, we lost them.

But I'm gonna pin you
on their last coordinates.

It looks like a river or a bridge.
I don't know.

- You think they jumped?
- No. I don't know.

Just get there! Get your ass there now!

Copy that.

[gentle music]

Holy shit. You guys see that?

- What?
- 63 miles to Chapel Hill.

- That's like, less than an hour.
- [Yoshi] Oh, shit.

A lot less, the way you're driving.

Uh, I could use a bathroom break,
if anyone else needs to stop.

[♪]

Shouldn't we tell Jeremy about the photo?

No, I don't think it would help.

But yeah,
maybe it was just a drunken kiss.

No. No, Aparna, it's still cheating.

I mean, he would just say
that he forgives her,

and it wouldn't be true,
but he would believe it for a while.

What about your mom?
Don't you want her to forgive your dad?

Um, I mean,
I guess if it would make her feel better.

You know,
I--I like the way you do your eyes.

It's-- it's subtle.

- Thanks.
- Yeah.

Will you do mine?

- Okay.
- Okay.

Here, look down.

[Mr. Rivers] A lot going on
with this kid, huh?

He contains multitudes.

Kind of reminds me of myself, actually.

He's idealistic, complex, sensitive.

A real romantic.

He's probably going to see
his girlfriend, and I get that!

[whispering] Go.

[gasps] That's it!

You figured it out! He's going to her!

Hey, Patty, can you call down
to our idiot guidance counselor

and find out where Samantha Pierce
is going to college?

No, no, no, scratch that.
I'm probably way off.

I mean, they've never
even driven on the interstate.

They're probably just at Bojangles
eating some Bo-Berry Biscuits.

Should we order food?

[♪]

[phone quacking]

- Walsh.
- They're headed to Chapel Hill.

- For love.
- Yeah, and you know what?

This has gone on far enough,
so I am calling the local police,

and they will be waiting for them.

Negative. You've got to give me this one.

Newsflash, we're all gonna be
in trouble here. Do you understand?

You call the cops,
you lose control of the narrative.

So what's in it for you?

It's a long shot, but...

it might get me back on the force.

Oh.

[quietly] He is not getting back
on the force. Give me a break.

I can't believe I'm asking you,
but what do you think? Tell me the truth.

I think we're asking the wrong question.

I think the right question is,

what are we doing to these kids?

I mean, so much of school
is "No, don't do that. Learn math.

Think about your future,
but don't dream too big.

Don't become a writer. You're bad at it.
You'll be poor. It's not gonna work out."

Are we the adults in the room? Yeah.

But should we forget what it was like
to be young and reckless?

I don't think we should.

I think this is our chance to say yes.

I say we call off the heat.

Let the kid shoot his shot.

[sighs] All right, fine.

Okay, call your girl.

Make sure she knows this operation
is off the books, and bring 'em home.

- Roger that. You will not regret th--
- [line beeping]

[mellow music]

Yeah, I-- I don't know
how we got on this road.

I don't even think
this road's on this map.

- Actually, I think we're here.
- [Yoshi] No, that's a river.

- Well, it looks like a road.
- Then why is it blue?

Guys, we don't have time to get lost
right now, okay? We got to figure it out.

Have you ever tried to look at
a map that's not on the screen?

Yeah, man, we're not cartographers.

You know, I think that, um,
we might almost be out of gas.

I-- I think that's what
that light means. Right?

How long has it been on?

A while.

Fucking why the shit
didn't you say something?

Because fucking I didn't wanna panic.

Evie, we passed a gas station
like, two miles back.

Okay, well, I didn't see it. I don't know.

How would you not see it?
I don't understand.

Because I was keeping my eyes on the road.

- Oh, my God! Watch out! Animal!
- [Evie] Oh!

[cat yowls]

Oh, shit.

[cat meows]

You knocked the fucking cat's leg off!

- Okay, I didn't even hit him.
- He looked okay.

Except his fucking leg is gone.

Maybe it was just a three-legged cat.
I don't know.

- There he is. He's in the tree.
- [cat meows]

[Aparna] We need to call
animal control or the fire department.

Fuck no. They'll put him in a cell, okay?

Okay, I got this.

- [Evie] Oh, I can't watch. Please.
- [Aparna] Yoshi--

- [Evie] Dude, dude.
- [Aparna] Don't fall.

[Yoshi] Yeah, I'm fine, okay?

I feel like there has to be
a better way to do this.

- Be careful, okay?
- Yeah, I'm good.

I'm just gonna shimmy out.

Hey.

Little guy. You're okay.

Hey, I'm coming to get you.

- [cat meows]
- [Aparna] Oh, God.

- What are you doing?
- Filming you, dude.

It's a fucking awesome shot.

Uh, how do I look? I look good?

- Yeah, dude. Looking good.
- [Aparna] Oh, God.

- [Yoshi grunts]
- [Evie gasps]

[grunts, groans]

- Oh, my God.
- Are you okay?

- I don't know.
- [cat meows]

[gasps] Hey!

- [Evie] Oh, you did it!
- I saved you.

- Man...
- [Yoshi] Hey.

...you have no idea
how good of a shot that was.

- [Yoshi] Yeah?
- It was sick.

[Yoshi] Cool.

[gentle music]

- Hey, you're all right.
- [cat purring loudly]

I'm gonna love you right up.

Hey, can we all agree that he's mine?
I really need this.

- What are you gonna name him?
- Tripod.

- You know, 'cause of the three legs.
- Yeah, no, everyone gets it.

[Jeremy] All right, Evie.
Looks like we're going for a walk.

Awesome.

Hey, we're-- we're only
going to the gas station, man!

Okay, seriously, I am-- I'm sorry
about that whole gas gauge thingy.

Everything's going wrong.

Yeah, well, you don't really
have to go through with this.

Are you just saying that,
or is that what you think?

I mean, just tell me
what the fuck you think--

Strategically or personally?

- What? Both.
- It's different.

Well, strategically,
I-- I really think you should go home.

Like, don't call her. Don't text her.
Don't Snapchat her. Like, just go silent.

'Cause she broke up with you.
You know that, right?

[chuckles] Well, that's--

that's unclear.

Okay, well, what if
you don't get in next year?

If I don't get in? I have a 3.8 GPA.

Okay? I won best short film in
the state media fair last year.

And one of the Safdie brothers watched it.
You know? Or at least I think he did.

What's your big plan, cool guy? Huh?

I'm applying to the School of Visual Arts.

Oh, in New York?

Yeah. And I'm also applying
to a bunch of safeties that suck.

Safeties that suck? No, no, no.
You have to go to New York.

[chuckles] Are you kidding me?

You could go to fuckin' Soho to see, um,

where they shot After Hours, and Basquiat,

and Times Square,
even though it's super fucking touristy,

they have all the places
where they shot Taxi Driver.

And on Wall Street,
for The Wolf of Wall Street.

And, uh, The Royal Tenenbaums House.
You know? You know what I'm talking about?

- The big, old house?
- You've been to all of those places?

No, I've never been to New York, but...

I don't know. I mean, I could fucking--
I could visit you. I could.

- Okay.
- I mean, I would, actually.

I would visit you,
because Martin Scorsese teaches at NYU

- and I could go to his office hours--
- Wait. Martin Scorsese teaches at NYU?

Yeah, I mean, you know.

Maybe he's not there every semester,
but he's for sure around.

- Jeremy, you-- you applied there, right?
- Like, in New York.

You're-- You wanna be a filmmaker,

you don't think maybe you should apply
to some schools

- that have film schools?
- Look, you don't have

to go to film school
to be a filmmaker, anyway.

You are so fucking frustrating!

It's complicated.
There's a car. There's a car.

- [Evie] Stop! Help!
- [Jeremy] Please!

[twangy music]

Yes! Thank you, thank you!

- [Evie laughs]
- Y'all all right?

Hey, should I be worried that
my new cat's sleeping all day?

Dude, it's a cat. That's what they do.

Yeah, I just hope it doesn't
have mono or something.

What? He doesn't have mono. I--

You know, that's a really cool necklace.

It looks pretty in the light.

Yeah?

Is that drugs?

Yeah.

Wha-- what the fuck? You said you
didn't have anything. You fucking lied.

- So it's a lie of omission.
- Not when you say it.

Will you just be cool?
Okay, you used to be so fucking cool.

[scoffs] You used to be so fucking smart.

[man whistles] Oh, look at you.

Sorry about the temperature.
We gotta keep it cool for the furs.

But you stay bundled up like that,
you gonna be nice and toasty.

- Hey, honeys.
- Look at that. Don't he look like

- a young Joe Namath in that beaver?
- [woman] Yes, he does.

And trust me, Joe knew beaver.

- Mm-hmm. The chinchilla looks fab.
- It sure does.

Hey, we also have
a matching bra and panty set.

And it's a live stick of dynamite
in the bedroom, trust me.

- [man] She ain't lying about that.
- [woman] No, I'm not.

I promise you.
Well, we're letting the cool air out,

- so, we're gonna boogie.
- Let's go.

[man] Right. Give 'er a tug, sweetie.

Atta girl.

- Well... if this is how we die, I'm sorry.
- [truck engine starting]

[♪]

[Jeremy laughing]

What?

Well, it's just weird, like,

we've known each other
basically our whole lives.

I mean, at least tangentially.

Yeah. Yeah.

You know, I remember
when we were in sixth grade,

you did a presentation on Norway,

and you showed
all these pictures of seals,

and you brought in,
like, a stuffed fur seal.

And the whole thing was just about seals.
It had nothing to do with Norway.

You know,
I remember you puked on your desk,

and then you made all
the kids around you puke, too.

- You remember that one?
- Yeah, I do.

Yeah, thanks for reminding me.
That was one of the worst days of my life.

I remember you gave me
a valentine on Valentine's Day.

Yeah, I gave one to literally everybody.
My mom made me.

You thought that was just for you?
Oh, my...

I-- I don't know. I mean, I--

You thought that I had a crush
on you when we were eleven?

I was just confused because you basically
never talked to me, and then suddenly--

Okay, well, you never talked to me either.

Well, that's because you were way
more popular. There's a pecking order.

Okay, well, you had a glow-up, so.

Well, so did you.
Not that you needed one, you know?

- [tires screeching]
- [both gasping]

[both giggling]

- Are you okay?
- Yeah.

Y'all okay? This road's a little twisty.

[chuckles] Yeah. Yeah, man.
We're all-- we're all good.

Hot damn, the furs are working.

[man] Okay!

Um, uh, do you mind
if I ask you a question

that might sound a little bit mean?

Yeah, sure. That sounds awesome, man.

Don't you think that maybe you're just...

a little too young to be
so serious about Samantha?

No.

- But obviously you do.
- I don't know, I just think there's, like,

a difference between love-love, and...

Teenage love,
it's like a coming-of-age thing.

It happens to everybody.

So if it's happened to you,
how can you just write it off?

I was, like, fifteen.
You know, he-- he did cheat on me,

- also, so...
- I'm sorry.

It's okay. People let each
other down all the time, so.

Aren't you just saying that
because your dad

is cheating on your mom
with the couples' therapist?

Everyone lets each other down.

Evie, uh...

that seems like an exhausting way to live.

["Tail Lights" by Eternals plays]

You know what I want?

Just once, I--

I just want someone to surprise me.

♪ How many times
have you been gone, babe ♪

♪ How many times have you come home...

What'd I tell you?
Fur is one hell of an aphrodisiac.

- Nature's Viagra.
- Yep.

- Come on down, sweetheart.
- Yeah, come on.

- Careful.
- Grab my hand. Come on.

- There you go.
- Thanks.

Be careful. There you go.

- Well, thanks so much for everything.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Son.

[whistles] This coat was made for you.

I will say it's pretty sick, man.

How much is it, actually?

$1,200. But I could do $1,100 for you.

You know, I got, like,
maybe $90 in my Venmo.

Well, we do have faux fur.

Every bit as good as the real deal.

That song "Perfect"
by Ed Sheeran was playing

and you were hanging with
some assholes from orchestra or whatever,

and I'd asked you to dance.

Yeah, you laughed at me.

I-- I have no memory of that.

It's whatever.

So I went into the bathroom to hide
until the song was over, and...

Wes Byrd and fucking Jamie Weida
looked over the stall divider thing

and saw me and went outside and told
everyone I was basically taking a shit.

I wasn't taking a shit.

It doesn't matter if you were.

On God, I wasn't taking a shit.

Okay, okay. Fine.

I was crying.

I'm really sorry.

It's okay. You know...

who gives a crap about
a seventh grade dance, anyway, you know?

I literally almost never think about it.

Wait, is-- is that why
you quit the Science Club?

Wow. [laughs]

No, Aparna, I didn't quit Science Club
'cause you wouldn't dance with me.

[both chuckle]

Well, I mean, you quit everything.

Well, I'm a pretty good quitter.

Orchestra.

- Competitive Minecraft.
- Yeah.

Coding club. I--

I mean,
it's like you just fucking disappeared.

Yeah, well, my mom died.

What?

Oh, my God.

I remember your mom.

Yeah, well, she's dead.

I-- I didn't know that.

[sighs] Why didn't I know that?

Uh, most eighth graders
don't really read obituaries.

I-- I remember she used to, um,

make those ginger cookies.

You know,
for the snacks after the math meets,

and they were really good.

Yeah, they were.

[gentle music]

This is hers.

It's a medical ID.

That's why it's giving feminine.

I'm really sorry about your mom.

It's fine. I'm not hung up on it.

I'm still smart, by the way.

I just don't really
give a fuck about anything.

[♪]

[Jeremy] Okay.

You know, I think I actually might
like this coat better than the last one.

- Really?
- Yeah.

- You're not messing with me?
- No, man, I think you look good.

And you'd never know it was fake.

I feel like I definitely
want people to think it's fake.

- Yeah, that's actually a good point.
- It's fur.

- [laughing] That's true.
- [driver] Oh, boy.

- I'm just happy we're fuckin' not dead.
- Hey.

Gas cans are never a good sign.
You guys need a ride?

- Yeah. Yes.
- Yes, yes, actually.

- We do.
- Get in.

[Evie] You will not believe
the last car we were in.

[gentle acoustic music]

He's a therapy dog.

[Evie] No way, Lo. Whoa, that is sick.

Yeah, I know.

I mean, just look at him.

Hi, buddy.

Your boyfriend is cute.

Oh, no, no. He's-- He's not my boyfriend.

[♪]

[Lo singing gibberish]

- [Evie] Bye!
- [Lo] 'Kay, bye! Muah!

Goddamn, that girl is hot as fuck.

[Lo] Oh! All love.

- Thank you, you're awesome.
- You guys get

wherever you're going safely, all right?

- Thanks.
- Bye.

[car door closing]

- [Jeremy] What's up?
- I got two questions.

Where did you get this coat
and who's that girl?

I like your cat.

- All right, dude.
- I like your dog.

This is Gus. He just did a visit
at the children's hospital.

- [Aparna] Oh, nice.
- Thanks.

I know it looks like he could eat a child,
but he's a gentle giant.

Wait, are you in med school?

- Next year. Next year.
- Oh.

- Nice.
- Yeah, save some lives, and shit.

- You know.
- Yeah. Yeah, um, totally.

I-- I want to save the world.

Good. Good. Somebody has to.

[Yoshi] What's up, what's up?

- Hey.
- Hey, nice ride.

Thanks, it's a hybrid, but I'm sure

my carbon footprint
is still in asshole territory.

- So...
- [Aparna and Yoshi chuckle]

Um, yeah,
what's the EPA MPGe rating on this?

73.

- Oh.
- You know your shit.

- [Aparna] Yeah.
- I'm Lo.

I'm-- I'm Aparna.

- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

Um, that was Tripod, in there.

- Hey, that's my cat.
- He's cute.

Thanks, yeah,
he's my-- I'm Yoshi, by the way.

- Nice to meet you. How you doing?
- Nice to meet you. Anyways, I gotta go.

- Bye.
- See you later.

- Ciao.
- Ciao.

Ciao. Peace.

Why are you cock-blocking me?

[Aparna scoffs]

I know this was a big ask.

- [sighs]
- That is not lost on me.

I appreciate you.

[phone ringing]

Hello?

Hey, Principal Fisher.

I got a bit of a development here.

[Principal Fisher] Yeah?

I got into a tiny fender-bender.

[Principal Fisher] What?

Oh, my God. How bad?

Hmm.

- Hard to say.
- [fire crackling]

Definitely some dings.
Some cosmetic stuff.

Oh, this is so annoying.

But the good news is,
it was a single-car accident.

- So, that's great.
- Yeah, yeah, my car.

My car's the car.

Yeah, yes, yeah, that's true.

You got-- You nailed that one.
Um, but don't worry, though.

My ex-partner's
hauling ass in their direction.

Okay, I gotta hang up now.

[Officer Walsh]
Okay, but the glass is half-full--

- [line beeping]
- What's the latest?

[water flushing]

You. Walk out.

Now. Go.

And don't say a fucking word.

Wash your hands when you get home.

[bathroom door closing]

- Are you finished?
- Almost.

[sighs heavily]

- Come on.
- Okay, I'm done.

["Stretcher" by Bloodshot Bill]

What?

What?

Oh, I thought you said something.

No.

[♪]

There are surfers trying to
find a hundred-foot waves to surf,

but they can never find them.

But they keep looking,
and like, they know on some level

that this giant monster wave
is probably how they die.

Like, they're looking
for the wave that kills them.

Fuck.

That's some, like,
Moby Dick shit there, you know.

Um, dude, are you all right?

Yeah, yeah, no, I'm just on mushrooms.

Oh, my God, dude!

You said you didn't
have any drugs in the car.

He also has marijuana.

Oh, my God, this fucking narc, you know?

She used to be so cool.
We don't know what happened.

- Okay, how long do shrooms last?
- I don't know, man.

I timed them wrong, obviously.

They were supposed to hit
when we got to campus.

So.

Hey, at least I'm not driving.

Dude! You are driving!

Yeah. Yeah, okay.

No, seriously, man.
You are driving the car.

Are-- Are you messing with me?

No! Are you messing with me?

Yeah, dude.

Okay, but you don't
have any more drugs in the car?

No, man.

Okay, I did them all.

Pull the fuck over, Yoshi!

Yeah, okay. Good idea.

Take the next right.

[♪]

Okay, how many times have I been like,

"Dude, are there drugs in this car?"

Probably many. I don't know
what you want me to say, okay?

It's for work.

Work.

Wait, look. Chapel Hill, 27 miles.

- Oh, shit!
- Yes! Finally.

- [police siren wails]
- Well done, well done, well done.

- [police siren wailing]
- [Evie] Oh, my God. You're joking.

Fuck.

Wait, we didn't learn this. Where do I go?

- [Jemery] Stay cool.
- Where do I go? What do I do?

- Pull over to the side of the road.
- You gotta pull over.

Dude, stop moving the vehicle.

- [Evie] I'm pulling over.
- [Yoshi farting]

[Yoshi] I just farted.

- [Evie] What? Seriously?
- [Jeremy] What?

I fart when I'm nervous.

- Okay?
- [Jeremy] Why, though?

- Oh.
- [Evie] Oh, my God.

[Jeremy] This could be all right.
She looks nice.

- Hi.
- You know how fast you were going?

I-- I was probably going a little over.

- I'm sorry.
- 84.

You in a hurry?

Oh, we, um,
we have an injured cat back here.

We're just trying to get him to a vet.

- Oh.
- He lost his leg.

Yeah, but God damn it, he's a fighter.

How about we cut that shit?

Give me your IDs. All of you.

ID?

Okay, just one second.

[Yoshi] What kind of ID?
What's considered--

[Evie] Stop! Don't ask.

- Come on.
- [Aparna] Just give it to her.

Here's the ID, yeah.

Sit tight.

Thank you for your service.

[Yoshi] You only say that
to military people.

- She's not--
- We're fucked, guys.

I got 'em.

[laughs] Those little
fuckers must be freaking out.

Hell, yeah. You have
the right to remain silent.

You have the right
to shit all over yourself.

- [Officer Lee laughing]
- I miss it. This is the good stuff.

I'm just pretending to run the info,

which is a...

high school ID, a bus pass,

a Planet Fitness membership card,

and a Panda Express punch card.

- Hmm!
- We're fucked.

- Ya.
- It's over.

- Go.
- What?

- We gotta go.
- Dude.

- No, no.
- I still have drugs in the car.

- What? Dude!
- I know. I'm sorry.

- What the fuck are you talking about?
- Are you kidding me?

- I asked you a thousand times!
- Oh, my God.

- It's my job, okay? Seriously.
- No. Don't go.

Okay, Evie. I think we gotta go.

- No. Evie!
- We gotta go. Come on, we gotta--

Ah, you little bitch-ass--

- [engine revving]
- Motherfuckers.

[tires screeching]

You tiny bitch.

- Oh, my God.
- [Officer Walsh] What happened?

- [Aparna] Are you kidding me?
- [Jeremy] Go. Go. Go. Keep going!

Okay, I really-- I don't like this at all.

It's on now!

Shit, I forgot my Panda Express card.

I was one punch away
from some free Rangoons.

- Okay, can we go back?
- No!

- What?
- No! Go. Go. Go. Keep going.

[siren wailing]

[Evie] Okay, okay, okay.
What do I do here at this RV?

- You gotta go around this guy.
- [Evie] I know, I know, I know, I know.

[Jeremy]
Shit. Shit. You gotta go around this guy--

- Oh no, oh no, there's a car!
- [car horn blaring]

- Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
- Holy shit!

- [RV honking]
- That's not okay. That's not okay.

- [Yoshi] That was awesome.
- [Evie] All right, everyone hold on.

- [Jeremy] Oh, fuck.
- Pass, pass, pass!

No, no, don't go. There's too many cars.
There's too many cars.

[Yoshi]
Look, at this point,

It's really just about
not being afraid to die.

- I'm afraid to die!
- Me, too!

- [horn blaring]
- [all screaming]

[Aparna] This is crazy!
We're being chased! Let's go!

I didn't think we'd make it.

Like, I made peace with it. Fuck!

- Evie!
- Okay, everyone hold on.

["Burn" by The Ton-Ups plays]

♪ I think of all the good times
that we had...

[police siren wailing]

[brakes screeching]

[Aparna]
Thank God.

- Oh, my God.
- Fuck, Evie.

They should straight-up
just give you your license for that.

Wow.

What the fuck?

Fuck you, Paul!

Well, fuck you, Terry!

You think you can rob me?

I am collecting a debt, motherfucker!

- Wait. What's going on?
- You think marijuana just grows on trees?

- [Paul] It does grow on trees!
- They have fucking guns.

They have fucking guns.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Everyone's gonna fucking die, oh, my God!

I will shoot you, Terry!

- Not if I shoot you first!
- [gunshots popping]

[Evie] Fuck. What the fuck?

- [Aparna] Oh!
- What the fuck is--

We are not-- You-- We're gonna die!

Okay, move! Go!

- [Jeremy] Fuck? He's coming in!
- [Evie] Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

- Yeah, drive!
- What? No!

- Drive the car!
- Wait, you walked to a robbery?

You trying to get
shot in the asshole, son?

Because today is the day
that I'm shooting assholes off.

- Now, drive the fucking car!
- Okay, okay, okay!

Okay, okay!

- [siren wailing]
- [Evie] God...

Oh, we're going to jail.
We're gonna go to fucking jail!

Y'all are going to jail?
It's me who's goin' to jail!

- Who the fuck are you?
- I'm Terry.

Freeze! Everybody step out of the vehicle!

Put your hands in the air! Come on.

Hands in the air.
Now, move to the front of the car.

Put your hands on the hood.

Fuck that!

Hey, big boy! Hey! Hey!

- Hey, come back!
- [Terry] No.

Fuck. Damn it.

Come on.

- Okay, I know this looks bad.
- [Officer Lee] Hell, yeah.

You stole a Driver's Education car,

and you fled from the State Police.

Yeah, and I get that,
this is a Driver's Ed car

that we borrowed without permission.

But we're-- we're--
we're trying to drive to Chapel Hill

so that he can save his relationship
with his girlfriend.

Dumbass.

Look, when you pulled us over,
we panicked, okay?

But that guy,
he just robbed this hot dog shack.

- What?
- He is running down the road,

and he is armed and dangerous,
and he says he's shooting assholes off.

Whatever that means.

This is the luckiest day
of your goddamn life.

[driving rock music]

[siren wailing]

Oh, my God.

What do you mean, "pursuit"?

[Officer Walsh] Just what I said.
She's pursuing an armed felon.

- Yes!
- No.

Oh, come on,
there's gotta be some part of you

that's rooting for these kids, right?

- A little bit?
- No. Not even a little.

Absolutely not.

["Young" by Zane Christopher plays]

♪ Got a lot of time
on our hands, yeah...

We made it, guys. I mean, we're here.

[Aparna]
Dude, I know. I feel, like, giddy.

- I know, me too.
- [Aparna] I don't know.

Goddamn, we're not in Kansas anymore.

We are in the Emerald City.

Look at these douchebags.

[Evie] What are they doing?

I wonder if Sam is
hanging around guys like this.

Thanks, Aparna.

Nah, man, she dated you, you know.

She must be into, like, skinny,

physically non-threatening dudes.

- Beta males.
- No, no, this dude is not a beta, okay?

Look what we did today,
he's a fucking omega.

- [Jeremy chuckles]
- He doesn't give a fuck.

[indiscernible dialogue]

Hey, Dakota.

Hey, yeah, I have a, um,

John McClean here to see Samantha Pierce.

Uh-huh, okay.

Sorry, she's not here.

Oh, um, could you ask where she is,
by any chance?

[scoffs] No, um, creepy.

Oh no, I'm not-- I'm no creepy,
I swear, I'm not.

- That's not me.
- Oh, you're being weird.

No, I'm not being weird, actually.

- [receptionist scoffs]
- I promise I'm not, this is not weird.

Um, it's not what it looks like.

Can you please connect me to security?

Okay, sorry, thanks, yeah.

[Jeremy] Fuck.

Hey.

You know,

I was actually just rethinking this.

I think maybe one of you guys
should go up and, like,

talk to her roommate,
you know, get some intel,

just because I think it's, like, you know,

I want to surprise her.

Like, I think that
would be way more romantic.

What do you think?

- Okay, all right.
- [Jeremy] Thank you, thanks.

[Evie] Mm-hmm.

[Jeremy sighs]

Do you guys think I'm weird?

["Good Girl" by Hunter]

Hey, sorry, I'm-- I'm looking for Sam.

- Is this a bad time?
- Bitch, please.

- You want some BareAss?
- Sorry, bear ass?

Chardonnay, come on.

Okay. Hmm.

♪ But your confidence got my attention...

So, I'm pretty sure Sam's at Sociology

or maybe Zoology,
I don't know, one of the ologies.

- Here, sit, please.
- Okay.

Wait, don't you have her number?

Oh, uh, my phone died.

You want to just call her on mine?

I-- I don't want to
bother her if she's in class.

You coming out with us tonight?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just,
I mean, I have to meet some friends first,

but, um, what's the plan again?

Kappa's throwing.

Super hot guys,
and not all of them are assholes.

Just don't leave your drink unattended.

[coughs]

[gasps]

- You're an architect.
- I am?

Yeah, yeah, I'm very intuitive.

But you want to be an adventurer.

Something's holding you back.

What is it?

[speaking softly]
I think it's you.

Well, what's going to happen to me?

I don't know, can you do my back?

Sure. Okay.

[chuckles] Oh! Okay.

Yes.

- Yes, please.
- Yeah.

Muchas gracias.

Mm.

Oh.

You can't volley at the net.

What?

In pickleball, you can't volley
within seven feet of the net.

It's called the kitchen.

- Right.
- Right.

So, how did you really break your arms?

Okay, I'm not going
to bullshit you anymore.

I crashed my car into
the back of a fucking ice cream truck.

And I wasn't wearing a seatbelt.

The airbag just, like, obliterated me.

I mean, there's no way
that's how it's meant to work.

It was, like, way too much force.

I can't let you teach Driver's Ed anymore.

Yeah, I get that.

Can I be honest with you?

Yeah.

Um, I think my novel's a piece of shit.

And I really hate the main character,

which is messed up because it's,
like, semi-autobiographical.

I don't know what I'm doing with my life.

I think the problem is that, um...

uh, I'm not good at anything.

I can't believe I'm saying this,

but you're actually really good with kids.

- Really, you think so?
- Yes!

I mean, you like them
a fuck of a lot more than I do.

[Mr. Rivers laughing]

- Do you know what I mean?
- I do.

Why do you have this job,
did you lose a bet?

Oh, my God.

It's like sex permeates
the air here, you know?

- You can feel it.
- [Jeremy] By the way,

I know it's weird timing,
but thank you guys for,

you know, coming along.

I don't think I, uh...

could have done this without you guys.

All right, well, you have not done it yet,
so don't get too excited here.

Well, whatever,
up until this point, I guess.

- [Evie] Okay, that's fair.
- [Jeremy] Take the compliment.

[both chuckles]

Do you think I could
talk to you for a second?

Yeah, sure.

Oh.

You know I was kidding today, right?

Uh, when?

Today.

Yoshi...

your mom died.

You're in a lot of pain, and it's okay.

[heartfelt guitar]

- I'm basically over it.
- It's okay, you don't have to be over it.

I'm not.

I know.

But you also can't make that an excuse
for not taking care of yourself.

What if I feel like this
for the rest of my life?

No, I don't-- I don't think you will.

You can definitely let it go
without losing her.

You know that, right?

Yeah.

- So, like...
- [Aparna sighs]

Who do you know that's dead?

Um, my grandmother.

- Fucking old people, right?
- [chuckles] Yeah.

["Cocoon" by
Kriss Stasse and Zach Golden plays]

[party din]

This is nightclub-level shit.

[Jeremy] What? [laughs]

Yo, what's good, player?

Those two are good. Go on in.

Go ahead.

Oh, oh, no, they're with us.

Girls only.

[scoffs] I got coke.

[scoffs] Yeah, we all do, fuck off.

You know, guys,
these rules seem, like, arbitrary.

- Yeah.
- Okay. All right, you guys just go in,

we're gonna-- we'll figure something out.

- Are you sure?
- Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Totally.

Come on, they'll live.

- Man, fuck that guy.
- Yeah, dude.

The weird thing is, is, like,
I actually kinda liked him, you know?

Okay, we need another plan,
we gotta figure this out.

Get the fuck in, that's the plan, okay?

Let's Santa Claus this bitch.

Let's free-climb up the side,
and jump down through the chimney.

Yeah...

Um, all right, is there a plan B?

[techno music playing]

[party din]

Oh, my God.

Everyone's wearing handcuffs.

This party is fire.

Did I just sound like a total dork?

No, you're not a dork.

You're fucking cool.
You're gonna save the world.

You're fucking cool.

Do you want to get a drink?

Yeah, yeah, I actually do.

Just stay close.

♪ Dance all night,
I just wanna dance all night...

[muffled techno music playing]

[Yoshi] Shh! Shh. Shh.

- Shh!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

- Okay.
- Come.

[Jeremy] Basement.

[Yoshi] Oh, shit.

Fuck, it's locked.

Think you can throw me through the door?

No.

Yeah, maybe I can break it down.

Fuck.

Fuck!

Oh, shit.

[chuckles]

All right.

[indiscernible dialogue]

Oh, shit.

Ooh!

["Music Meets The Ocean" by GKAT]

Woo!

Whoa!

- Oh, tight lid, King!
- Guard your dog.

- What? Aah! Oh, shit.
- Guard your dog.

[Yoshi] Dude!

Are you okay, man?

[Yoshi] No, he punched me in the dick, man.

Why did he do that?

- Well, he told you to guard your dog.
- [Yoshi] I know.

- And you didn't guard it.
- [Yoshi] I know.

What a dick.

This is a sick party, though, right?

What is wrong with you, dude?

You gotta dance.

[Yoshi cheering]

["Very Good Day" by
Simon Law and Lain Gray plays]

♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪

[party din]

♪ Oh-oh-oh...

I think I like girls.

I-- I don't know
what I am or anything, but...

yeah, I-- I like girls.

Hey, that's cool.

You know, you're the only person
I've ever said that to.

Wait.

If I'm the only person, does that mean--

does that mean you haven't,
like, you know?

No, I-- I don't even know how to start.

I mean, everyone knows me already, and--

So I feel like I just need to wait
until next year

- to completely reinvent myself.
- No, Aparna, fuck waiting.

Come on, Jeremy didn't wait, he just--

he just got in the car, and came here.

Yeah, well,
Jeremy's going to get his heart broken.

Yeah, I know.

But, you know,
I don't really think that's the point.

["Unimpressica" by Connor Mussara]

♪ Says a lot about society ♪

♪ Nah, I'm just fucking with you ♪

♪ Spend a bag on the hot chicken ♪

♪ Grease stain on
my Fred Perry x Raf Simons ♪

Hey, hey.

Thank you.

♪ That shit was writtеn ♪

♪ Go and count a check...

So, what's going on with you and Evie?

What-- What do you mean?

"What do you mean?"

There's nothing going on with me and Evie.

- I don't know what you're talking about.
- Why not?

I mean, she's fine,
she's nice, she's creative, she's smart.

Dude, I-- I came here for Samantha.

Maybe we don't know why we go anywhere.

[chuckles] What?

[Yoshi's stomach rumbles]

- Shit.
- What, what, what, what?

- [Yoshi groans]
- Is it your dick?

No, no, no,
it's my butt, dude, no cap, okay?

Mudslides are running straight through me,
I got to go find a bathroom.

All right, good luck, man.

- Guard your dog.
- Huh? Oh, fuck!

Oh, Jesus, poor me, man.

[electronic dance music playing]

[party din]

Oh, my God, you made it!

Hey!

- Um, hey, where's Aparna?
- Oh, she went to the bathroom.

- Oh, shit.
- Yeah, so did Yoshi.

Hey, have you seen
Samantha anywhere, like?

No, no,
I don't even think she's here, honestly.

Yo, take the bottle.

- Oh, thanks, man.
- Yeah.

- Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Give me your hand.

No, no, no,
we don't want this, we're all good.

Champagnes and shackles,
bro, I have to do this.

Enjoy.

[♪]

[man]
Word, okay. I'll be right there.

♪ Making it bounce ♪

- Hey!
- Hey!

It's you!

Uh, Aparna.

- Lo, right?
- Yes, ma'am.

- Wait, you go here?
- Mh-hmm, you?

Uh, no, I'm in high school,

uh, but I'm 18, though, which is--

That's the college age, I know,
but... [nervous laughter]

I'm in high school, right, for now.

Um, which sucks,

but it's whatever, also.

- Where's-- where's Gus?
- Oh, he's just hanging out.

[Aparna] Oh, my God, he's so cool!

He's the life of the party,
right there.

Um, wait, I didn't
know they let you have dogs.

They don't, I had to pay a $500 fine

- and they kicked me out of the dorm.
- [Aparna] Oh.

[Lo] Yeah, it was against the rules.

Well, I mean, rules are overrated.

[both chuckle]

Today's actually the first day in my life
that I haven't followed the rules.

- Do you think that's sad?
- [Lo] No.

No, I think it's exciting.

That means anything can happen, you know?

Yeah, yeah, totally. Yeah. [chuckles]

- Oh, I'll just go in here.
- Ew, no, go to a stall!

- There's a sink right here.
- Ew, you're so gross!

[toilet flushing]

I like your necklace.

- Oh, yeah, you do?
- Yeah.

It has a very powerful energy.

- It's very, very special.
- Yeah.

It is.

- Take it.
- No.

No, I can't take your necklace.

It's not mine.

Not really, anyway.

I'm serious, I don't need it anymore.

You're the fool.

- I know, I'm a fucking idiot.
- No.

You're on an inspired journey
of endless possibilities.

I am?

Mh-hmm.

[Yoshi chuckles] Thanks.

One, two, three, four!

[electronic music playing]

[cheering]

[all cheering]

Oh, shit!

Uh, it's you.

Hey, little man.

They didn't catch you?

Fuck no, they didn't catch me.

I'm quick as shit, too fast, too furious.

What-- What are you doing here, man?

Making a delivery.

These kids got to get
their drugs somewhere.

Oh, shit, dude, I'm a drug dealer, too.

- Oh, for real?
- Yeah. Yeah.

Don't fuck with my shit.

- Guard your dog!
- Oh! Oh!

Oh, oh, he got it, he got everything.

Aah!

[coughs] You know, I think I'm tipsy.

Yeah, I think you're drunk.

I didn't think we'd have this much fun.

- We should do this more often.
- Totally.

- Oh, shit.
- What?

She's here.

[Evie] Are you okay?

- All the outside.
- Okay, okay.

And I knew [indistinct].

She looks really happy.

Right, okay, well, you look stupid.

I'll follow you.

[indiscernible dialogue]

- Hey.
- Oh, yeah.

Hey, Sam.

Jeremy? [chuckles nervously]

Whoa.

How are you here?

Well, I, uh, I--

I stole a Driver's Ed car

so I could come see you.

- What?
- Yeah, sorry.

I just felt like I couldn't wait
until homecoming,

and you also said that you weren't
gonna come home for homecoming,

so I basically just, yeah. I--

Sorry, who are you, dude?

- I'm her boyfriend, who the fuck are you?
- Bro, chill.

- This is Scooby.
- What's up?

- Scooby.
- I know you.

Yeah, we had Econ last year.

You guys came together?

I was in the car with him that he stole.

Um, why didn't you call me?

I wanted to surprise you.

Damn. Bro, that's a big swing.

Yeah, and, uh,

and I also threw my phone off a bridge

so I couldn't call you,
anyway, it's a long fucking story.

A lot happened, but I'm here now.

This is crazy, Jer.

Um, can we-- can we just go
somewhere just to talk, please?

- Figure this out.
- Yes.

Yeah, come on.

Oh, my God, that means we're all going.

- You stole a car?
- Yeah, yeah.

[Sam] Why are you
saying it like it's normal?

I miss you, all right, Sam?

I know I'm not supposed to say that, but--

I miss you, too.

Who's Noah?

He's my friend.

It's kind of odd that
you've never mentioned him before.

Okay, well,
I guess it never came up, Jeremy.

I mean, every day there's like,
so much that happens here.

I've told you that.

Whatever.

You think I'm cheating on you?

I don't know, I don't know.

I wouldn't do that.

Guys, I hate to interrupt, um...

I do have a picture of you kissing him.

- Oh, shit.
- What?

No, I don't have, like, the photo,
but there is a photo.

What photo? Why--
Why didn't you say anything to me?

I don't know,
I didn't think it would've mattered,

but now I'm thinking, like--

Noah's gay.

I have a gay cousin.

Oh.

Sorry, I just, I didn't catch that on his,

- um, Instagram, so--
- Okay, whatever that means.

Well, he's actually not out to his family,

and he's very anxious about it, too.

Also, remind me how any of this
has anything to do with you?

- Yeah, you're right, I'm sorry.
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.

I'm not cheating on you.

What about this guy?

- I just met him.
- We haven't hooked up yet, dude.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
we are not going to, okay?

Look, it's a themed party.

- Everyone has a date.
- You have a date.

Next week is, um, anything but clothes.

- Look--
- You should come through.

You, too.

Sam, remember, uh,
how much we missed each other last year

when you and your family went on
the Viking River Cruise?

[Sam chuckles]

I thought this year was just
going to be like that, but longer.

But it's not.

- I know.
- [Scooby] Facts.

My high school girlfriend and I
stayed together too

because we were in love and shit.

But I was here, and she was at Vanderbilt,

and it was so hard, dude,

because you want to go out and meet people
and make friends and get fucked up,

and you got this person that
you love that was your fucking world.

All of a sudden, she's just not there.

And it's confusing, dog, and you miss her,

and you're wondering,
like, what is she doing right now?

You know, but that is how it gets twisted.

Thanksgiving is a bloodbath,
everyone breaks up at Thanksgiving.

[heartfelt guitar]

I'm going to let you cook.

Um, Sam, I'm...

I'm going to go to NYU.

All right?

Okay.

I mean, you know,
who knows if I'll get in.

I-- I-- I mean,
I'm going to apply to NYU, and--

Of course, you'll get in, it's you.

And...

you should go.

I just don't want
to feel shitty all the time.

And, um, and I don't want you
to feel shitty all the time,

and-- and, uh,

so I think we maybe need to...

not be what we were anymore.

I feel the same.

I gotta break the seal, I'm sorry.

- She's gotta come with me.
- Dude, just break the bottle.

[Scooby]
That's against the rules.

Who the fuck cares about the rules, man?

Literally everybody.

Okay, okay.

- I gotta go.
- Just one sec. [sobs]

So...

is this it?

- Don't say that.
- [Jeremy chuckles]

Um, let's just-- let's not say anything.

So...

What, we're supposed to
just act like everything's normal

and then follow each other
on Instagram in 20 years,

or whatever the thing is, then?

Yeah, well, in 20 years,

we'll be almost 40.

Ew.

I love you.

[Sam sobbing]

Hey, you should
come to that party for real.

It's next week, anything but clothes.

Uh, I'm okay, thank you, though.

[Sam] Okay.

Bye, Jeremy.

Come on, come on, I need to go.

Okay.

Later.

["Can I See U L8r?"
by Chan Fuze plays]

♪ Could say that I'm insecure ♪

♪ But I can run my mouth
as a twenty-some...

Hey, it's okay if you need to cry.

Well, I'm probably going to cry later.

[party din]

- Hey, why are you crying?
- I don't know.

So, um, were you serious about,

like, the whole NYU thing?

Yeah.

We can hang out in New York,
you know, if I get in.

- I wasn't really expecting this.
- What?

You surprised me.

[chuckles]

Hey, Evie,
do you want to go to prom with me?

[laughs] Prom's in May.

It's like eight months from now.

Yeah, I know.

Yeah, yeah, I'll go with you.

- It's a date.
- Mh-hmm.

- Hey, what's up, players?
- [Evie] Hey.

Freeze!

Joyride's over, lover boy.

Dude, Kevin.

What are you doing here?

I'm looking for your dumbasses.

Yes!

How'd you find us?

Oh, we knew you were going to visit
your girlfriend, so we traced your phone.

Yeah, ex-girlfriend.

- Oh, no.
- [Terry] Come on!

- I didn't do anything!
- Shut your ass up.

Oh, wait, you got him?

You're goddamn right I did.

You nearly shot me, man.

I mostly blame the gun, but I am sorry.

- Thanks.
- Walsh.

Come on, baby, round them up, let's go.

- [Evie sighs]
- Come on, Kev.

Can I talk to you? Come on.

Come with me.

I don't want to arrest these kids.

This is your way back on the force.

- Yeah, not like this.
- [Officer Lee sighs]

Yoshi's a good kid,
he's just kind of a fuck-up.

Oh.

I don't think I want back on the force.

The school keeps it
pretty chill, you know?

All right, all right.

Here's our story.

You and I apprehended
this shithead together

with a tip from the kids,
everybody goes home happy.

That's just crazy enough to work,
but what about me?

I will shoot your asshole off.

How the fuck are you on a first-name
basis with Officer Walsh, what?

I hook him up...

with weed.

Wait, I'm sorry,
I thought you only sold to kids.

Look, he's a kid at heart, all right?

I hook him up for free
and he keeps the heat off me.

- You know?
- Right.

Yo.

All right,
how many of you have been drinking?

Then you are staying here tonight, okay?

Sleep in the grass,
sleep in a car, wherever, I don't care.

Just don't drive for at least eight hours.

- Got it?
- Thank you.

- Thanks, yes, yes, sir.
- Thank you.

Let's roll.

Really is your lucky day, tiny bitch.

Yoshi, call me about weed.

Oh, my fucking God.

Never have I been so happy that
you are a fucking drug dealer, dude.

- It has its benefits, I told you.
- I mean, yeah.

- [Evie] That was insane.
- [Yoshi] Yeah, he's a cool dude.

- Yeah, let's just--
- [police car door closes]

let's just get this off.

- [police car engine starts]
- [police siren wailing]

[indiscernible dialogue]

Oh, wow, looks like we missed all the fun.

[siren wails]

- Gus, let's go!
- [Gus barks]

[indistinct]. Go to the car.

- Hey, look who it is. Hey, what's up?
- Hey.

- How are you?
- Good, how are you?

I'm great.

- Um, so I'm going to stay at Lo's place.
- Mm-hmm.

And then we can meet
at the car in the morning?

- Absolutely. Yes, ma'am.
- Okay.

[birds singing]

[heartfelt melody]

[cat meowing]

Hi, good morning.

- [Yoshi] Good morning.
- I got breakfast burritos.

That's not all you got.

Wow, you went there.

You did, too. Thanks.

State police are reporting
that these hero students

were on a college visit, is that true?

Yes, that's correct, that is true.

And I'm so proud of them,
but I'm not surprised at all.

Doing the right thing,
even when it is scary or difficult,

is something I've tried to instill
in all of our students.

I think what she's trying to say
is that caution is overrated.

May fortune favor the foolish.

The bold, fortune favors the bold.

That, too.

["Time Shrinks" by Arcy Drive plays]

♪ And if it takes
just a little heartache ♪

♪ it'll be all right ♪

♪ And if it takes us a really long way ♪

♪ it's a scenic drive ♪

♪ 'Cause if it's you who's down the line ♪

What would May Wilson do?

He'd be like, "No fucking way!"

♪ Well that's all right ♪

♪ Yeah that's all right ♪

[brakes squeal]

[clatters]

- [Jeremy] Whoa.
- Well...

Glad we're home.

- [Jeremy chuckles]
- [Evie] Oh, my God.

We're going to be in some serious shit.

Well, well, well.

You crazy sons of bitches, huh?

You did it.

Was it worth it?

Yeah, yeah, it was.

Well, all right then.

You followed your heart
and I'm proud of you.

Proud of all of you.

[sighs] Well, this is me.

See you jokers on Monday.

At Driver's Ed?

Oh no,
I'm not allowed to teach that anymore.

I'm your new guidance counselor.

I'm going to talk to all of you
about your futures.

[chuckles] Okay.

[shouts in agony]

Fuck! [shouts]

Ah, never get used to the pain!
[shouts in agony]

- Bye.
- Bye.

You know what,
honestly, I feel like this kind of thing

that we just did should be,
like, low-key encouraged.

I feel different.
I feel like something happened.

I feel, like,
so emotional right now. It's...

I don't know, I, um, think I like you guys
more than, like, everyone else I know.

- [Yoshi] Aw.
- Aw, stop.

Yeah, we're so proud of you.

["I Know" by Modern Living
feat. Jordi James]

[Jeremy]
We really just did a group hug.

How about,
can we do something this weekend?

Keep this thing going.

- Why don't we make a movie?
- Fuck, yeah.

- Yeah, let's do it.
- [Evie laughs]

- Yeah.
- Tripod should be the star.

No, all right, no, no.
What are you doing, come on.

I'm filming you,
it's a great shot, great light.

Really, okay, well.

You got your shot, that's enough.

- No, I didn't.
- Oh my God-- Okay, no, that's enough.

♪ You gotta, uh, uh, get away ♪

♪ baby, when you lie alive another day ♪

♪ You gotta, uh, uh, get away ♪

♪ baby, when you lie alive another day ♪

♪ Yeah you know because even I know ♪

♪ boy doesn't make you feel
like he should ♪

♪ You gotta uh, uh ♪

♪ You gotta lie, lie ♪

♪ You gotta uh, uh, 'cause I know ♪

♪ boy doesn't make you feel
like you should ♪

♪ You wake up in the morning
with your coffee ♪

♪ thinking about the better life
you could have ♪

♪ Maybe you just need a new hobby ♪

♪ You're a holiday down by the coast ♪

♪ leaning towards avoidant ♪

♪ But he doesn't even think about it ♪

♪ And you know because even I know ♪

♪ the boy doesn't make you feel
like he should ♪

♪ You gotta uh, uh, get away ♪

♪ baby, when you lie alive another day ♪

♪ Yeah, you know 'cause even I know ♪

♪ boy doesn't make you feel
like he should ♪

♪ Even I know, boy doesn't make you feel
like he should ♪

♪ It makes you cringe
and he doesn't like that ♪

♪ You lied in love
and now you're falling back ♪

♪ Yeah, I know, the boy
doesn't make you feel like he should ♪

♪ You gotta uh, uh ♪

♪ You gotta lie, lie ♪

♪ You gotta uh, uh, I know ♪

♪ the boy doesn't make you feel
like he should ♪

♪ Yeah, I know ♪

♪ you'd be better alone ♪

[calming acoustic music]

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[intriguing orchestral music]

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