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Here you see the
average, normal, suburban housewife
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in one of her daily
routine tasks:
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Preparing breakfast
for her husband.
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With a modern kitchen and all
conveniences at her disposal,
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the capable housewife moves
efficiently through her tasks.
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Of course,
sometimes there are problems.
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Especially if your husband
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expects breakfast ready
before he goes to work.
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But that's no problem
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for the average, normal,
suburban housewife...
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...if she happens to be...
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a witch.
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Hi, honey.
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Now, doesn't
that look good!
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What a ridiculous waste
of time and energy!
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I prefer to think of it
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as doing something that
will please my husband.
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Well, you needn't
develop biceps doing it.
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If you want
to decorate a cake,
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you merely put a small ring
of rosebuds there
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with vines and leaves...
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a gazebo in the center...
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surrounded by Grecian columns,
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there, there, there.
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So there.
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Oh, that's lovely.
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Just because you married
a human, Samantha,
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that's no reason to overdo this
grubby little housewife role.
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Well, you call it
whatever you like.
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I promised Darrin no witchcraft,
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and no witchcraft
is what he's going to get.
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Oh, very well.
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Thank you.
Don't thank me.
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As a mother, I've apparently
failed you completely.
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On the contrary,
you've done a wonderful job.
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Got myself a great husband,
didn't I?
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When I think what you could have
had, I get positively ill.
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Darrin is a marvelous
human being.
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That's a terrible thing
to say about anyone.
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How can you be so
prejudiced, Mother?
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You haven't even met him. You
hardly know what he looks like.
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Oh, they all look
alike to me.
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Noses to the grindstone,
shoulders to the wheel,
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feet planted firmly
on the ground.
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No wonder they can't fly.
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Darrin's not like that.
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Don't contradict your mother,
Samantha. Of course he is.
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Look what he's done
to you already.
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You've changed, Samantha.
You really have.
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And soon I won't be able
to pick you out in the crowd.
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Oh, sure you will.
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I'll be the one with
strawberry frosting in my hair.
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How's that?
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Oh, it's revolting.
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But I'm sure what's-his-name
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will make a pig
of himself over it.
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His name is Darrin, Mother.
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You don't fool me
one bit.
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You're dying to meet him,
and he wants to meet you.
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Samantha?
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Honey, I'm home.
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Oh, there he is.
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You better go.
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Why? I want to
study him up close.
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Not now.
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Don't worry, Samantha.
He won't see me.
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Witch's honor.
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And you know me to be
a witch of my word.
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Good.
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[Darrin] Samantha?
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I'll be right there, darling.
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Hi, darling.
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Hello, honey.
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What's the matter?
Matter?
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No kiss?
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Oh, sorry, darling.
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Is that him?
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Sam, are you all right?
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Me? Of course. Why?
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I've had more passionate
kisses from my father.
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What are you looking--?
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How's that?
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It's an improvement.
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How about a drink?
Great idea.
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There's something I want to talk
to you about, Sam. Very important.
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What is it?
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I drove out of the city today--
Cheers.
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I drove out of the city--
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What are you looking at?
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Nothing.
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Nothing?
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What's the matter
with you?
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Hmm?
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Is something wrong?
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There's absolutely
nothing wrong.
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You sure?
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I love you
the way you are.
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I love everything
about you.
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That's the way
I like to hear you talk.
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Why don't you
come on over here?
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Mmm. That's a wonderful perfume
you're wearing.
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Oh, that. Well,
I've had it on all day.
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I think I'll go
put on some fresh.
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What is the matter
with you?
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What do you mean, dear?
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You were friendlier
on our first date.
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Samantha!
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I was not!
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Sam, are you angry
about something?
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Why, no, of course not.
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It's just I think some things
should be kept to ourselves.
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You were talking about
driving out of the city.
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Oh yes, well, I drove out
to a new development that--
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Some things should be kept
to ourselves? Who's here?
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What do you mean?
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Just what I said.
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Who's here in this room with us?
Is somebody watching us?
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Well, now, darling,
isn't that silly?
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You don't see anyone, do you?
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What has that
got to do with it?
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Well, I mean,
who could be here?
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Well, nobody that I know,
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but I don't know about
the people you know.
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The people I know you can see,
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but I'm not too sure about
the people you know.
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I promise, darling,
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there's no one here
but just the two of us.
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Yeah?
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Prove it.
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That better?
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Well, if you're lying, you
ought to be ashamed of yourself.
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I love your hair.
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Always feels so soft,
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smells so good.
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Tastes good too.
What is that?
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Strawberry frosting.
It was going to be a surprise.
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It is a surprise.
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I always thought you had
plain, ordinary hair.
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Do you like it?
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I love your hair.
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I mean the frosting.
I baked you a cake.
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Really?
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That's the surprise.
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One surprise deserves another.
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I drove out of the city today--
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You said that.
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To see a house!
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Now, not a rented house
with someone else's furniture
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and someone else's carpets
and drapes, but our own house.
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Something we can own
from the top to the bottom,
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from one end to the other!
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Our house!
Now, what do you think of that?
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Well, I-I think--
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Oh, before you say anything,
just take a look at this.
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It's laid out beautifully.
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Big rooms full of sunshine.
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It looks very nice.
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It's the kind of house we wouldn't have
been able to afford for a long time.
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Even with the buy we're getting,
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we're going to have to
tighten our belts,
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if you know what I mean.
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I think so.
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Shoulder to the wheel,
in a manner of speaking.
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Nose to the grindstone.
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Nose to the grindstone?
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Right.
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It's really just a matter
of keeping our feet
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planted firmly on the ground.
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Well-- How does
it sound to you?
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Hmm?
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Don't you like
the idea, honey?
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Of course I like the idea.
It sounds wonderful.
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For a minute there, I--
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Anything that makes you happy
makes me happy.
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Okay. I'm about to make you
the happiest woman in the world.
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Get me dinner.
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Was that you laughing?
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Oh, yes.
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That was a very cute joke you
made about getting your dinner.
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I'll meet you
at the house at 3:00.
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Okay.
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And remember what I told you.
It's up to you.
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If you don't like it,
we forget the whole thing.
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I know I'll love it.
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You sure you had
enough breakfast?
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Oh, plenty.
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You wouldn't have preferred
eggs or something like that?
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No, sweetheart,
the cake was just fine.
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I'll see you at 3.
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Bye-bye, baby.
Bye.
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I think we're very lucky.
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All young married people
dream of owning their own home.
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But it's fine for them,
Samantha, but not for us.
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We're quicksilver. A fleeting
shadow, a distant sound.
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Our home has no boundaries
beyond which we cannot pass.
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We live in music,
in a flash of color.
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We live on the wind
and the sparkle of a star.
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And you want to trade it all
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for a quarter of an acre
of crabgrass.
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Well, now, Mother, if Darrin's
this excited about it,
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there must be something to it.
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Now, I'm going to
take a look at that house.
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The least you can do is keep
an open mind and go with me.
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You mean you're interested
in my opinion?
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You said you wanted me
to be happy.
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Well, all right.
I'll look at it with you.
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But I won't like it.
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It'll only take me a second
to change, then we can go.
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I'm ready whenever you are.
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Mother! You are kidding.
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What's-his-name got cake crumbs
all over the floor.
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Is this it?
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1164 Morning Glory Circle.
Isn't it nice?
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It's filthy.
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Well, now, Mother, all it needs
is a little landscaping.
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Sow's ears are not
made into silk purses
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by the mere addition of
a few dandelions, Samantha.
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Don't waste your time.
It's not for you.
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Oh, now, Mother.
Just use your imagination.
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I could do wonderful things
with a place like this.
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Oh, it's impossible! You're a
witch, Samantha, not a magician.
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There are two of them, Abner.
Both women, one older.
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Maybe a sister, maybe a mother.
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Come take a look, Abner.
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Leave me alone.
I'm retired.
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You're just being stubborn.
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Picture it with
a lovely lawn around it
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and some flowers,
and trees and a hedge.
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A lawn, you said?
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Isn't it lovely and green?
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A hedge.
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That's an
English box hedge.
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Sweet. Yes.
And flowers.
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There. Aren't they colorful?
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Oh, and the little window boxes.
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Yes. What else
did you say? Trees?
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There. Voilà.
What do you have?
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Lawn, hedge,
flowers, trees,
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all surrounding a sow's ear.
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No wonder, the way
you have things thrown around.
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What do you mean by that?
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For instance, I don't
think we need the hedge.
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Two trees is one too many.
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Keep the big one,
but over there.
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Oh, my,
isn't that lovely?
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Oh, there's
something missing.
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I know.
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Awnings.
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That's marvelous, Samantha.
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That's marvelous. I couldn't
have done better myself.
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Abner.
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I've got three more words.
Will you wait?
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I'm trying to get you
interested in civic affairs
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and you need words.
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What do I care about words?
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Ooh. Abner!
257
00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:17,774
What?
258
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:19,067
Abner, come here!
259
00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:22,945
Gladys, I work like
a dog for 32 years.
260
00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:26,282
Abner, the house across
the street has got a lawn
261
00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:28,910
and, Abner, there are
trees and flowers.
262
00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:31,454
What do you want from me?
263
00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:36,584
Well, that's the way
it'll look someday.
264
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:41,255
What's the matter
with you, Samantha?
265
00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:43,841
At least the place
looked somewhat livable.
266
00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:46,552
Oh, no. We're going to
do it the right way.
267
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:47,595
From seeds.
268
00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:49,597
Seeds?
269
00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:55,269
That lot was plain,
ordinary dirt.
270
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:57,855
Now it's a jungle
with plants and flowers.
271
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,232
Come take a look, Abner.
272
00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:01,275
Gladys, don't pull! Take
a spoonful of your medicine.
273
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:03,361
I don't need my medicine.
274
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,822
I say you do
and I never lie to you, Gladys.
275
00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:09,117
Come look, Abner!
276
00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:11,285
If there's no trees,
you'll take a spoonful?
277
00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:14,080
I promise.
Go get it.
278
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,457
You're on.
279
00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:26,426
Well, the living room's
beautiful!
280
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:27,802
Darrin was right.
281
00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:31,222
Oh, it's a little cramped,
but passable.
282
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,141
I'm going to go look
at the kitchen.
283
00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:35,643
Well, if you must.
284
00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:37,854
Oh.
285
00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:46,863
Abner!
286
00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:58,040
Well?
287
00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:02,837
Huh?
288
00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:06,132
It's a wonderful kitchen,
full of dozens of gadgets.
289
00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:08,509
It's going to be fun
cooking in there.
290
00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:11,012
Oh, say,
I like that chair.
291
00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:13,890
Oh, thank you.
Have one.
292
00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:17,894
Oh, wonderfully comfortable!
Splendid job, Mother.
293
00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:21,230
I've taken a fling
at decorating in my time.
294
00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:23,399
I thought you didn't
go in for earthy things.
295
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:26,152
Nothing more than
a creative challenge, really.
296
00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:29,197
What sort of table do you think
would go well with these chairs?
297
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:31,866
Something low and heavy,
do you think?
298
00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:33,534
I don't know.
299
00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:38,206
Something along those lines,
I would imagine.
300
00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:39,707
Oh, that's beautiful!
301
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:40,541
Yes.
302
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:42,627
And how about
a sofa over there?
303
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:45,379
Something comfortable
and overstuffed.
304
00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:47,757
Like... that.
305
00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:50,384
Yes, it's very nice.
306
00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:53,930
Oh, and of course
a coffee table.
307
00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:55,723
Goes quite well.
308
00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:59,143
And over the fireplace,
a painting.
309
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:02,396
Something colorful
and full of life.
310
00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:04,565
It's very pretty.
311
00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:08,069
And in the dining room...
312
00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:11,989
A little bit too severe.
313
00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:13,157
You really think so?
314
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:14,534
Mm-hm.
315
00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:19,622
Well... maybe you're right.
316
00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:21,832
How about that?
317
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:24,252
That's much better.
That's much better.
318
00:17:24,292 --> 00:17:28,172
And... drapery!
319
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,257
Very nice.
320
00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:31,676
And a buffet.
321
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,974
Oh, Mother,
isn't it lovely?
322
00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:41,936
Oh, you have something
there, I must say.
323
00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:44,313
Let's go upstairs
and look at the bedrooms.
324
00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:46,190
Why go up there?
325
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,609
Why don't we
just send for them?
326
00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:52,655
Oh, my poor feet.
327
00:17:58,369 --> 00:18:00,663
Ah, that's better.
328
00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:05,292
Don't try and stop me, Abner.
I'm going over there.
329
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:06,544
There's something going on
330
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,462
and I'm going to find out
what it is.
331
00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:12,090
What's a five-letter word
for the ultimate happiness,
332
00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:13,301
peace and tranquility?
333
00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:18,138
"Death."
334
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:48,294
Well, Mother,
what do you think of it now?
335
00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:52,340
Well, it's attractive...
for what it is.
336
00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:54,925
And if Dennis
is adamant about--
337
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,260
Darrin, Mother.
338
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:57,845
Whatever his name is.
339
00:18:57,887 --> 00:19:00,556
If he must buy a house, at least
this is distinctively furnished.
340
00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:02,475
You won't have to
change a thing.
341
00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:04,352
Oh, all of this goes.
342
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:06,604
You're not serious!
343
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,314
Well, of course I'm serious.
344
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:09,773
Now that I know what I want,
345
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:12,193
we're going to furnish the house
like ordinary people do,
346
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:14,111
on time.
347
00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:19,575
Well, come on, Mother,
let's go look at the patio.
348
00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:44,350
Well, I've seen about
all I care to.
349
00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:45,393
How about you?
350
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:46,852
Not me.
351
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:49,021
I'm going to wait for Darrin
and do it all over again.
352
00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:51,023
Well you don't mind
if I fly along?
353
00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:52,650
I'm awfully glad
you came with me.
354
00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:54,484
I would have been very unhappy
if you hadn't.
355
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,570
Well, I wouldn't
be much of a mother
356
00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:59,490
if I deserted my daughter
in her hour of need.
357
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:00,950
I wish you'd try to believe
358
00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:03,661
that I have never been
happier than I am right now.
359
00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:06,122
The honeymoon isn't
quite over, Samantha.
360
00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:09,417
It'll be a while before
you can be held responsible
361
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,210
for the things you say.
362
00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:14,714
Well, I'll always feel the same,
if I live a thousand years.
363
00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:19,009
You could change your mind
many times in a thousand years.
364
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,803
I did.
365
00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:23,180
Well, I won't. You'll see.
366
00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:25,433
Oh, now, that must be Darrin.
367
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:27,727
Now, don't go if you
absolutely don't have to.
368
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:30,896
Maybe the two of you
should meet right here and now.
369
00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:34,442
Here? Now?
In my carpet slippers?
370
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:37,778
You must be kidding!
371
00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:46,996
Hi, honey.
372
00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:49,165
What do you think?
I love it.
373
00:20:49,205 --> 00:20:52,334
You mean it? You're not
saying that just to please me?
374
00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:53,836
No, no, I love it.
375
00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:56,297
It's a marvelous house
and Mother loves it too.
376
00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:57,590
Mother?
377
00:20:57,631 --> 00:20:59,133
She's here.
378
00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:00,426
In there?
379
00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:01,510
You want to meet her?
380
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:02,720
Well, yes, of course!
381
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,847
Of course I want to meet her.
382
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:09,894
Abner, I love you.
Why would I lie to you?
383
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:12,396
Take another spoonful, Gladys,
you'll feel better.
384
00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:13,689
Come on, now, open.
385
00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:15,441
I won't open.
I want you to listen to me.
386
00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:17,777
We've watched that house across
the street ever since it was built.
387
00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:19,570
You have watched that house
since it was built.
388
00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:21,030
I got better things to do.
389
00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:23,616
I tell you, Abner, that house
has always been empty,
390
00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:24,700
then bango!
391
00:21:24,742 --> 00:21:27,828
Okay, bango.
Take the medicine.
392
00:21:27,869 --> 00:21:30,455
It's full of furniture.
Just like that! Full!
393
00:21:30,498 --> 00:21:31,540
Open.
394
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:33,083
No more.
It's making me nauseous.
395
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:34,960
Better nauseous
than crazy, Gladys. Open.
396
00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:38,297
I'm not crazy, Abner.
It was full of furniture.
397
00:21:38,339 --> 00:21:39,965
Beautiful stuff. Then bango!
398
00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:41,175
Bango. Open.
399
00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:42,259
It was gone.
400
00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:44,345
Maybe it was repossessed. Open.
401
00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:45,596
I'm going back there.
402
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,013
I'm scared, but I'm
going back there.
403
00:21:47,056 --> 00:21:49,099
I'm marching up
and I'm going to knock,
404
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:50,100
and I'm going inside
405
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:52,936
and find out what's
going on in there.
406
00:21:57,775 --> 00:22:01,195
Oh, she must have gone.
407
00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:03,280
We didn't see her leave.
408
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,282
No, that's true.
409
00:22:05,282 --> 00:22:07,201
We talked about furniture.
410
00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:10,579
Now, something kind of wonderful
and comfortable,
411
00:22:10,579 --> 00:22:12,540
but nothing too cold
or modern.
412
00:22:12,580 --> 00:22:14,500
You're right,
I don't see her anywhere.
413
00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:16,460
Who?
414
00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:18,254
Your mother.
415
00:22:18,295 --> 00:22:20,464
She can be seen, can't she?
416
00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:22,299
Well, of course.
417
00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:25,135
And she had some wonderful
ideas about the dining room.
418
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:28,263
High cane-back chairs
with velvet seats.
419
00:22:28,305 --> 00:22:31,934
Well, if you don't like
velvet seats--
420
00:22:33,102 --> 00:22:35,479
I'm crazy about
velvet seats.
421
00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:39,400
As a matter of fact, I'm crazy about
practically everything you like.
422
00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:40,609
You really mean that?
423
00:22:40,651 --> 00:22:41,777
Every word of it.
424
00:22:41,819 --> 00:22:43,571
If you see a piece
of furniture you like,
425
00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:44,571
you buy it and put it in.
426
00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:46,073
I'll love every stick of it.
427
00:22:46,115 --> 00:22:48,367
I don't want anything
we haven't picked out together.
428
00:22:48,409 --> 00:22:51,287
After all, we're both
gonna live here, you know.
429
00:22:51,328 --> 00:22:54,080
That's the sort of arrangement
I had in mind.
430
00:22:55,541 --> 00:22:57,042
Here she is.
431
00:22:57,084 --> 00:22:58,085
Who?
432
00:22:58,127 --> 00:23:00,504
Your mother.
We must have locked her outside.
433
00:23:00,546 --> 00:23:01,630
Well, I'll let her in.
434
00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:04,090
Uh, no.
I'll answer the door.
435
00:23:04,133 --> 00:23:08,721
Now, Darrin, Mother may seem
a bit different at first.
436
00:23:08,762 --> 00:23:10,890
That's all right.
I'm perfectly at ease.
437
00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:13,142
I just want her to know
I'd like us to be friends
438
00:23:13,183 --> 00:23:16,478
and she'll always
be welcome in our home.
439
00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:19,690
Hello.
440
00:23:19,690 --> 00:23:21,650
Welcome, Mother!
441
00:23:32,453 --> 00:23:35,080
Mother?
442
00:23:42,296 --> 00:23:44,506
That's that.
Mm-hm.
443
00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:46,467
Oh, incidentally,
that poor woman you kissed
444
00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:48,427
and scared half to death
was Gladys Kravitz.
445
00:23:48,469 --> 00:23:50,930
She and her husband Abner
live across the street.
446
00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:53,766
Well, as soon as we get settled,
I'll go over and apologize.
447
00:23:53,807 --> 00:23:55,643
Anyway, I suppose
it's better than getting
448
00:23:55,684 --> 00:23:58,145
a neighborhood reputation
of being standoffish.
449
00:23:58,186 --> 00:24:00,773
Oh, really?
450
00:24:03,734 --> 00:24:04,652
There he is, Abner!
451
00:24:04,693 --> 00:24:07,363
That's the one
who kissed me.
452
00:24:07,404 --> 00:24:09,615
It don't make
any sense, Gladys.
453
00:24:09,657 --> 00:24:12,910
He's got her. Why would
he want to kiss you?
454
00:24:16,330 --> 00:24:18,332
I love you,
Mrs. Stephens.
455
00:24:18,374 --> 00:24:21,710
And I love you.
Please believe that.
456
00:24:27,675 --> 00:24:32,262
Believe me,
it'll never work.
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