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Ew, what is that smell?
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I made cheesy eggs.
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Yeah, no, I think it's Ernie.
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It's the weekend.
Showering is optional.
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No. No, it's not.
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Agent Johnson, from The
Organization. Nobody move.
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Oh, is this about the
pen I took from the office?
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Kira Cooper,
you're under arrest.
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Craig, give them back their pen!
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It's not about the pen. You're under arrest
for leveling our field office in Hong Kong.
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We have an office in Hong Kong?
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Not anymore. Pay attention!
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Hey!
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Honey, don't worry.
Everything will be all right. Hey!
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♪ Oh, when danger
comes for you ♪
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♪ You know I'll
stand beside you ♪
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♪ Cause ain't nobody
keep their head so cool ♪
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♪ I always find a way ♪
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♪ A way out of the fire ♪
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♪ But don't tell nobody ♪
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♪ Tell nobody ♪
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♪ I'm not perfect ♪
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♪ So many things
I wanna tell you ♪
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♪ But I I keep it undercover ♪
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♪ Livin' my life on red alert ♪
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♪ Doin' my thing,
gonna make it work ♪
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♪ Know I'm the realest ♪
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♪ Baby, I'm fearless ♪
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♪ But I always got your back ♪
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♪ Nobody can do it like I can ♪
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♪ I gotta find out who I am ♪
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♪ Ain't got to worry about me ♪
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♪ It's all part of the plan ♪
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♪ I keep it undercover ♪
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♪ I keep it undercover, cover ♪
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There is no way Mom could
do this to The Organization.
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She is the most loyal
person in the world.
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For crying out loud,
she still uses AOL.
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What if she never comes home?
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Who's gonna take care of us?
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Ernie, we gotta pull
it together, all right?
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We're gonna get
through this as a family.
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You're right.
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We'll all pitch in. I'll...
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Do what Mom would do.
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You going to
decimate a building?
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Judy! What? I'm using
humor to lighten the mood.
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Well, don't bother. Okay?
Everything is gonna be just fine.
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I'm sure of it.
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Things could not get any worse.
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They're calling her
an enemy of the state,
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and they have tons of evidence.
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Now would be a good
time to lighten the mood.
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Knock knock. Who's there?
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Five agents to rescue a Cooper.
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Too soon?
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What took you guys so long?
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Uhh... you're in a prison
40 stories underground,
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and the elevator
was broke. Oh. Wow!
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My ears just popped.
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Hah-hah! Ooh, sorry honey, is
there anything we can do for you?
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Well, some clean clothes and a
hairbrush would be a good start.
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Oh, and maybe if you
have time... clear my name!
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Mom, look, we know
you didn't do this.
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I am being set up.
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I don't know by
who or why, but I am.
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I know, honey. You were
on that solo mission in Hawaii.
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I mean, it's not like you
snuck out of your hotel,
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took Honolulu Air flight 213 to
Hong Kong that arrived at 6:14 AM,
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rented a car, scored some explosives on
the black market, decimated a building,
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and made it all the way back to your
hotel in Hawaii in time for breakfast.
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Did you?
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Take that back, or
they will find me guilty...
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of killing my husband!
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Look, Mom, we are not gonna
rest until you are out of here
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and the person who set you
up is sitting in there instead.
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My attorney from The
Organization, Maggie Summer,
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said that they're turning me over to
the Hong Kong authorities in 72 hours.
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Time's up. Let's go.
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Now that doesn't
give you a lot of time.
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Work with Maggie!
And while you're at it,
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bring me a darn brush!
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Okay, so they got a receipt
for a plane ticket to Hong Kong
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on Mom's credit card.
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No! Her phone and spy
bracelet pinged off a cell tower
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in the area at the
time of the explosion.
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No! And a picture of her getting
celebratory dim sum afterwards,
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which is totally bogus because
Mom doesn't even like dim sum.
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Noo!
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Dad, are you okay?
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No. I'm falling apart.
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She's the sun to my moon.
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The surf to my turf.
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The tidies to my whities.
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Here. This'll make
you feel better.
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Ernie, I can't think
about eating right now,
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your mo...
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Ooh! Is that truffle oil?
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With jalapeño aioli.
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Okay, Ernie, enough
with the food already.
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It's what Mom would do.
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I'm trying to pick up
the slack around here.
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Like Mom always
says, food equals love.
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Mom's never said that.
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Well, maybe she would if
you could get her out of prison!
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Hi, Coopers!
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I'm Maggie Summer.
Kira's attorney.
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We have a lot to do and
not much time to do it.
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So I suggest we get started.
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You really think you
can help my mom?
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There's a lot of evidence against
her. What's your defense strategy?
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All you need to know
is, I may not look like it,
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but I am a pitbull!
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Really? Very... pink pitbull.
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That's right, missy.
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And I'm not a glass
half-full kinda person.
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My glass is overflowing!
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I need you people
to stay positive
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if we're gonna work
together and save your mom!
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Now, are you with me?
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Yeah! Yeah!
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I can't hear you!
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Yeah!
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I still can't hear you.
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Y-Yea... Wait. Wait.
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I could that time, I just... I
wanted to make my point.
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I'm so glad you're here.
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You're organized, you
have a plan of action,
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and, wow, you smell really good.
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What is that?
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It's a little fragrance I
like to call... positivity!
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Okay. I sent your dad to Hong
Kong to canvass for witnesses.
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Now, I need you to go over
your mom's story again with her
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and look for anything
she may have left out.
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Okay. Yup. No, I got it.
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Uh, is there anything
else I can do?
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Yes. I want Ernie's recipe
for his focaccia bread.
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Tell him it was
out of this world!
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Yeah, you're still new here.
We don't compliment Ernie.
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What do you think you're doing?
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Oh. Hi, sweetie.
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I'm Maggie. I'm helping defend
your mom and bring her home.
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By inserting a flash drive
and uploading suspicious files?
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Oh. Oh, honey, it's more
complicated than that.
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- I would explain it, but...
- you wouldn't understand.
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Try me.
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I don't have time for games.
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I have a built-in lie detector.
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And it's telling me
you're full of baloney.
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Except for when
you called me cutie.
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That part was true.
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Ohhh. You're a junior
undercover digital youth!
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Why didn't you just say so?
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I would've powered
you down a lot sooner.
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Ship-It Express?
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Yeah, I need a package pick-up.
It's about 4 feet tall and nosy.
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If we don't get that evidence
within the next 24 hours,
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they're gonna turn our mom
over to the Hong Kong authorities,
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and we might never
ever see her again.
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Hey, hey. Hey.
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I don't know about you,
but I am on Team Positive!
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Come on, everybody.
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Hold hands.
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Okay, Maggie, look. I think
that's kind of a waste of...
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Do it!
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Okay.
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Hands high, hands low.
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Let those negative feelings go!
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Everybody.
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Hands high, hands low.
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Let those negative feelings go!
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Dad! Shoes! I
just did the floors.
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I'll get the mop.
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Ernie's work is never done.
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Dad, please tell me you
found evidence in Hong Kong
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to prove that Mom was
not in that dim sum picture.
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No, it was a complete
waste of time.
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I sat in Wang Lee's Dim
Sum House for 12 hours
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and nobody knew anything.
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Wang Lee's? No.
It was Wang Lu's.
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No, you told me
it was Wang Lee's.
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Oh, you must've misheard me.
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Craig, do you think I'd send
you all the way to Hong Kong
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on a wild goose chase?
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No. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
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Turn that frown upside down.
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Stay positive!
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I was positive you
said it was Wang Lee's!
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Look, Maggie, I know
my mom believes in you,
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but I'm starting to
think you're full of...
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And I mean this in the most
positive way possible... poopoo!
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Wha... That's not
very positive, K.C.
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It's not meant to be.
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Look, you have done
absolutely nothing to help,
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and we are running out of time.
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Okay. I was waiting till I
had all my ducks in a row,
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but I think I know
who's setting Kira up.
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His name is Chuck Maddox.
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Well, what does he
have against my mom?
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She discovered he was selling secrets and
had him kicked out of The Organization.
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Last I heard, he was working as a professor
at the George Washington University.
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Hm. Looks like it's time to
teach that professor a little lesson.
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Ooh.
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I finally restore my
power and... Oh, no.
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I fell for the ol' "mail
the robot away" trick.
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- Well played, Maggie.
- Well played.
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It's gonna be a long walk home.
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Hey, uh, professor.
Can I ask you a question?
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Sure. Are you in
one of my classes?
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Yeah, I'm in Intro to 'You Mess
With My Mom, You Mess With Me'.
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That sounds more
like Women's Studies.
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I teach poli-sci.
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Sure, you do.
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Is this about a bad
grade I gave you?
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Tell me everything you know about The
Organization's field office in Hong Kong.
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Well, I know it's in Hong Kong.
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Don't play cute with me.
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You set my mom up!
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I don't know who your mom is!
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Kira Cooper. Ring a bell?
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I have nothing against Kira.
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In fact, we used to be friends
before I quit The Organization!
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Quit? Funny. I
heard you got fired!
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Fired? Me? Please.
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I'm much happier being a college
professor than I ever was being an agent.
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I get summer vacations.
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Yeah, well, if you
don't start talking,
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you're gonna be going
on a permanent vacation.
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Ahh!
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Come on!
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Uhhh... Overdue book fines.
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Return your books,
people. Respect the process.
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Ughh.
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There's got to be an easier way.
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Oh, wait. Duh.
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Why row row row
when you can go go go?!
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Mom? I found the
guy who set you up.
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Recognize him?
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I don't know. Can you back
him off the glass a little?
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Chuck?
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How are you, sweetie?
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Sweetie? Good to see you, Kira.
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You look well. Other than being
imprisoned in a glass box thing.
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But at least it's bigger than
that first cubicle we shared, right?
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So you can bring me an old friend
but you can't bring me a pair of pants?
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Mother. Big picture.
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Chuck set you up
because you got him fired.
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No. I wrote him a letter of
recommendation to the university
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when he didn't want
to be an agent anymore.
250
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By the way, I still
owe you that lunch.
251
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Assuming you ever get out.
252
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Wait, so he's
really your friend?
253
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Yeah.
254
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Ohh.
255
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Sorry about that. Hah.
256
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Looks like I owe you lunch.
257
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And my mother wondered why
I wanted to quit the business.
258
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Why in the world would you think
Chuck had anything to do with this?
259
00:14:08,875 --> 00:14:10,457
Well, because
Maggie told me he did.
260
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Look, I am having
serious doubts about her.
261
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She sent Dad to
Hong Kong. Twice.
262
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K.C., I trust her.
Don't lose faith.
263
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Oh, Maggie, hey. We
were just talking about you.
264
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Yeah, and I was just gonna ask...
265
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Who the heck are you?
266
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I'm Maggie Summer. I'm
defending your mother.
267
00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:31,207
Wait... if you're Maggie, then...
268
00:14:31,208 --> 00:14:33,000
Who the heck is 'Maggie'?
269
00:14:40,166 --> 00:14:43,499
K.C., you're telling me that there's
another woman pretending to be me?
270
00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:46,332
Yeah. She's-She's
blonde, about 5'4"...
271
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Honey, that could be anybody.
272
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:52,332
Okay, she wears a
lot of pink. Super perky.
273
00:14:52,333 --> 00:14:53,875
Candace Adams!
274
00:14:55,583 --> 00:14:59,457
I-I mentored when she
was training to be an agent.
275
00:14:59,458 --> 00:15:02,165
I knew immediately she
didn't have what it takes.
276
00:15:02,166 --> 00:15:04,874
Any idiot could see something
was wrong with that woman.
277
00:15:04,875 --> 00:15:07,749
Well, when Dad gets back from Hong
Kong for the second time in three days,
278
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I'll be sure to let him know.
279
00:15:10,875 --> 00:15:13,457
Is this her? Yup. That's her.
280
00:15:13,458 --> 00:15:14,749
Mom, now we can
get you out of here.
281
00:15:14,750 --> 00:15:18,082
Ooh, I can't wait to take down
that perky little powder-puff.
282
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:21,874
No, K.C. We cannot alert
Candace that we're onto her.
283
00:15:21,875 --> 00:15:24,707
That girl is dangerous. Who
knows what she might do?
284
00:15:24,708 --> 00:15:29,707
K.C., your mission
is to do nothing.
285
00:15:29,708 --> 00:15:31,875
Isn't that more of
a mission for Ernie?
286
00:15:33,708 --> 00:15:36,290
Okay, fine, but it's no fun
being a spy if your hands are tied.
287
00:15:36,291 --> 00:15:37,875
Tell me about it!
288
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,624
Can I see that harmonica
for a second, Bobby?
289
00:15:57,625 --> 00:15:59,333
Thank you.
290
00:16:02,833 --> 00:16:06,875
Finally some peace and quiet.
291
00:16:11,416 --> 00:16:13,207
Guys. Guys. Guys.
292
00:16:13,208 --> 00:16:14,582
You are not gonna believe this.
293
00:16:14,583 --> 00:16:17,708
So it turns out Maggie is
actually... in our kitchen!
294
00:16:19,416 --> 00:16:21,874
She's in our kitchen.
295
00:16:21,875 --> 00:16:23,832
'Cause it's dinner time.
296
00:16:23,833 --> 00:16:27,290
And that's where she'd be. 'Cause that'd
be weird if she were in the garage.
297
00:16:27,291 --> 00:16:32,374
You're home for dinner? I only
made three Cornish game hens.
298
00:16:32,375 --> 00:16:34,833
And now someone's
gonna have to share.
299
00:16:36,583 --> 00:16:39,374
K.C., what were
you so excited about?
300
00:16:39,375 --> 00:16:40,582
Did you locate Chuck Maddox?
301
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:43,582
No. Just, uh, another dead end.
302
00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:47,833
Darn that brick wall we
just keep coming up against.
303
00:16:49,750 --> 00:16:54,624
Oh... Oh! I... just got a text.
304
00:16:54,625 --> 00:16:58,874
Unfortunately, I am going
to have to pass on dinner.
305
00:16:58,875 --> 00:16:59,875
You can't go.
306
00:16:59,876 --> 00:17:01,457
Why not?
307
00:17:01,458 --> 00:17:05,749
Because I am feeling
super negative right now,
308
00:17:05,750 --> 00:17:10,082
and I need your help,
Maggie. I need you.
309
00:17:10,083 --> 00:17:11,582
Guys, could you
give us a moment?
310
00:17:11,583 --> 00:17:15,207
Fine. I'll just torch the crème
brûlées in the bathroom.
311
00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:17,000
Like an animal!
312
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:22,874
I know you set my
mom up, Candace.
313
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:25,124
Aahh!
314
00:17:25,125 --> 00:17:28,332
Took you long enough to
figure it out, Miss Super Spy.
315
00:17:28,333 --> 00:17:30,458
Talk about nepotism!
316
00:17:44,833 --> 00:17:47,500
Mama's home!
317
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,749
What's all this... Kira?
318
00:17:57,750 --> 00:18:00,707
Baby. You're home.
319
00:18:00,708 --> 00:18:01,749
What...
320
00:18:01,750 --> 00:18:04,082
is going on?
321
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,957
She was working against
Mom the entire time.
322
00:18:05,958 --> 00:18:08,582
She's a fake and an
annoying sicko nutjob.
323
00:18:08,583 --> 00:18:10,875
And, yes, Candace,
I am positive about it.
324
00:18:12,583 --> 00:18:15,999
All because I didn't think she
had what it takes to be an agent.
325
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,999
Oh, really? Didn't
have what it takes?
326
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,499
Who disguised herself as you?
327
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:23,582
Who flew all the way to Hong
Kong, destroyed a building,
328
00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:28,165
had some celebratory dim sum, and
then came back and pinned it all on you?
329
00:18:28,166 --> 00:18:30,707
Me. That's who.
330
00:18:30,708 --> 00:18:33,082
And guess who just
confessed on tape?
331
00:18:33,083 --> 00:18:34,750
You. That's who.
332
00:18:36,833 --> 00:18:40,582
Agents! Candace
Adams, you're under arrest.
333
00:18:40,583 --> 00:18:43,707
Ughh.
334
00:18:43,708 --> 00:18:45,500
Okay.
335
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,582
Oh. Oh. Hey.
336
00:18:50,583 --> 00:18:52,499
Judy! Where have you been?
337
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:53,749
I don't want to talk about it.
338
00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:56,707
But next time the Ship-It
Express guy's around,
339
00:18:56,708 --> 00:19:00,125
tell him I got a bone
to pick with him.
340
00:19:07,875 --> 00:19:11,000
And now, a message from
the cast of K.C. Undercover.
341
00:19:11,833 --> 00:19:14,582
Hi, kids. We had a
lot of laughs this week.
342
00:19:14,583 --> 00:19:16,082
But there's one thing
we wanted to address.
343
00:19:16,083 --> 00:19:19,957
In this episode, my character Judy
gets shipped off to another country.
344
00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:20,958
In the mail.
345
00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:26,165
And as funny as that is, we are here to tell
you that you should not try this at home.
346
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:28,290
People are not mail.
347
00:19:28,291 --> 00:19:30,582
Many of you have brothers
and sisters of your own.
348
00:19:30,583 --> 00:19:32,999
And if they're anything
like my brother,
349
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,457
they can be annoying as heck.
350
00:19:34,458 --> 00:19:38,124
But that does not mean you should
wrap them up and ship them off to...
351
00:19:38,125 --> 00:19:41,124
England, or Venezuela, or Cuba.
352
00:19:41,125 --> 00:19:43,500
It's just not cool.
353
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:46,624
Even if you call dibs
on the last donut,
354
00:19:46,625 --> 00:19:49,290
and your brother Kumario
literally grabs it out of your hand
355
00:19:49,291 --> 00:19:52,582
and licks it and says, "Oh,
were you gonna eat that?"
356
00:19:52,583 --> 00:19:54,707
Knowing full well you
were gonna eat that?
357
00:19:54,708 --> 00:19:56,707
It's still not okay
to ship them off.
358
00:19:56,708 --> 00:20:00,415
And you might think, "Well, what
if I pay the mailman a little extra
359
00:20:00,416 --> 00:20:03,832
to mark it 'fragile',
then it is totally fine."
360
00:20:03,833 --> 00:20:06,707
It is not totally fine.
361
00:20:06,708 --> 00:20:09,082
Marking 'fragile' may have
never crossed your mind.
362
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:12,707
You may be thinking, "I'm not
even gonna pay for postage.
363
00:20:12,708 --> 00:20:15,624
"I'm just gonna throw it in the garbage
and let the trash guy deal with him."
364
00:20:15,625 --> 00:20:18,832
Still not cool. In
fact, that's worse.
365
00:20:18,833 --> 00:20:21,874
Totally worse. Even if
your brother deserves it.
366
00:20:21,875 --> 00:20:25,624
You're better off not throwing him
into a box and laughing maniacally
367
00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:27,582
as he's shipped to Timbuktu.
368
00:20:27,583 --> 00:20:29,582
Sure, your mom might
miss him for the holidays,
369
00:20:29,583 --> 00:20:32,332
but you know that the
Thanksgiving turkey is gonna taste
370
00:20:32,333 --> 00:20:37,207
so much better without your
brother's nasty saliva all over it.
371
00:20:37,208 --> 00:20:39,082
"Oh? Were you gonna
eat that turkey leg?"
372
00:20:39,083 --> 00:20:40,999
Yes, I was gonna
eat that turkey leg!
373
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,875
Quit licking my food, Kumario!
374
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,749
Are you okay, Kamil?
375
00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:50,583
I'm fine.
376
00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:54,290
As I was saying, do
not ship your siblings.
377
00:20:54,291 --> 00:20:56,000
It's the law.
378
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:00,875
Rob, your name's on TV.
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