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Deejay: Here's anotherValentine's Day favorite.
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[Captain and Tennille's
"Love Will Keep Us Together" plays]
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♪ Love ♪
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♪ Love will keep us together... ♪
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Katie: Nope. I've gotenough things annoying me.
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And there's one right there.
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Oliver clearly has a problemhe wants to share,
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but he needs me to pull it out of him.
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Watch.
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Everything okay?
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Never better.
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[Sighs]
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Taylor has something she wants to ask me
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but is afraid I'll say no.
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If I seem agitated,
she'll wait till later.
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- Hey, Mom.
- Ohh! Just great!
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And my sweet little annoyance number 3.
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Anna-Kat, you don't need to spend
10 minutes on each Valentine card.
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But I want them to be nice
for kids in my class.
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Daddy said I should
take pride in my work.
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But that's not for stupid stuff,
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like made-up holidays.
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Manufactured romanceis just not my thing.
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I don't have the gene for it...unlike some people.
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Happy Valentine's Day.
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- Oh. To you, too, baby.
- Mm.
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So, Taylor tells me...
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We've got to go,
or I'll be late for volleyball!
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I'm team captain!
Team captain can't be late!
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Geez, Taylor.
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Let's save that level of panic
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for the first time you miss your period.
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Come on, let's move it, people.
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I know you have to write
your book proposal,
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so don't feel like you need to do
anything big for me this year.
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Big? What ever do you mean?
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♪ Your sugar ♪
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♪ Yes, please ♪
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♪ Won't you come
and put it down on me? ♪
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♪ Down on me ♪
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- ♪ I'm right here ♪
- ♪ Right here ♪
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- ♪ 'Cause I need ♪
- ♪ 'Cause I need ♪
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♪ Little love, a little sympathy ♪
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♪ Sympathy, baby ♪
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♪ Yeah, you show me good loving ♪
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♪ Make it all right ♪
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♪ Need a little sweetness ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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Seriously, a card is all I need.
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Card it is.
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He's got something planned.
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Why couldn't he embracea more meaningful holiday?
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Groundhog Day is totally underrated.
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That thing predicts the future. Come on!
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So, tonight, there's a Valentine's
party at Casey Otis' house.
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Will her parents be there?
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Yes, both her moms and her stepmom.
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Lot of math on that.
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Can I go?
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Before I say yes,
I need to call and confirm
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that somebody will be there.
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Dad said the exact same thing,
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and he already called them
and talked to them.
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Well, if Dad cleared it,
then it's okay with me.
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[Chuckles] Thank you, Mom!
You're the best!
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Can I borrow your high heels?
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- No.
- You never let me do anything!
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What's in that box?
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Nothing.
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[Groans]
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Valentine's Day.
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Spill it.
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You know what? Never mind.
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You don't really need this.
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[Grunts]
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Got it!
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Open this.
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Pretty!
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What does the "A" stand for?
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[Gasps]
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Did you buy this for Alice?
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O-li-ver!
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Yeah, but I'm having second
thoughts about giving it to her.
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I mean, we haven't talked about
boyfriend/girlfriend or anything.
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What's the worst that could happen?
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She'll think it's stupid
and tell her friends,
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and everyone will mock me
behind my back.
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Yeah, that could totally happen.
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Why don't you hold on to it,
feel out the situation,
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and then decide what to do
when you see her?
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That's a good idea.
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[Gasps] He said I had a good idea!
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Mark the date and the time!
Ring the bells!
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[Chuckles]
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I'm not prepared for the level of stress
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that comes with this holiday.
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Yeah.
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♪
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Think about it.
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Kids giving out those candy hearts...
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"Be mine," "Kiss me"...
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it's encouraging
a generation of hookers.
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Katie, hookers don't kiss...
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unless you give them an extra $50.
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And I know that Greg is planning
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one of his elaborate romantic surprises.
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[Groans] Quit showing off, Greg.
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You got the gig.
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Here's the thing.
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I get him a card, like a normal person,
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which, by comparison,
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makes me look like a terrible wife.
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Plus, his surprises
always tend to make a mess.
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[Distorted] ♪ Your sugar ♪
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♪ Yes, please ♪
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Mm.
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It seems you and Greg
have different love languages.
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Say what, now?
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She bathes her crystals
in the light of a full moon.
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- I think you're in great hands.
- [Chuckles]
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Okay, there are five languages of love.
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For some people, love is quality time.
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Others need to experience
physical touch.
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Greg's language is affirmation.
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Uh-huh.
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And your language is irritation.
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Mm.
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You're not shy.
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Why don't you just tell Greg
you don't like his surprises?
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- Mm.
- I don't want to hurt his feelings.
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He puts so much work into it.
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But what I wish is for someone
to tell him what I really want
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for my Valentine's surprise
this year is no surprise.
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Richard and I do it right.
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He gives me an expensive watch,
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and then I'm a real bobcat in the sack.
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[Chuckles]
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Don't take love for granted.
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If you don't maintain it,
it'll dry up on you.
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And then divorce you, take your Jaguar,
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and suddenly, your kids are vegetarian.
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Aw.
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It's Valentine's Day,
and you're all alone.
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Oh, no, no. No, don't worry about me.
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The bars tonight are gonna be full
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of sad, neglected Westport housewives
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looking for a little... understanding.
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[Laughs]
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I love that you can make
any word filthy.
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[Chuckles]
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You prey on these women's
vulnerabilities.
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You're a love vulture.
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[Screeches]
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- [Laughter]
- [Ringtone plays]
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Hello?
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I should take this.
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Oh. I got to go.
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I need to listen
to that Adele breakup album
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and remind myself that I should
be happy that I'm not alone.
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♪
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- Hey, Alice.
- Hi.
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Happy Valentine's Day.
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Y-Yeah, I got to go. I'm late for class.
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School's over!
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But okay!
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♪
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♪ I'm down on my daydream ♪
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♪ That sleepwalk should be over
by now, I know ♪
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[Groans] Hall and Oates.
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That's so Greg. He must havea surprise waiting.
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[Sighs]
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Greg?
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Greg?
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A leaf blower?
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We are not having that "Give it all up
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and become gardenersin Vermont" conversation again.
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The bedroom.
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Might as well go upand get it over with.
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Hey.
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Looking for something?
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Just checking in.
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What do you know? He actually listened.
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Maybe now I can get him to stopplaying historical charades
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on Presidents' Day.
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I'm a little teapot?
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Taylor's a little teapot?
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- [Bell dings]
- [Groans]
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Teapot Dome Scandal!
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I'm a teapot. You two watch "Scandal."
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How could you not get that?
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Yeah. Yeah, that's on us.
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You want to read the intro
to my book proposal?
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So bad.
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So, so bad.
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Can't now.
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But real soon.
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♪
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Why are you throwing out
all the Valentines
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you got from your class?
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They're just cruddy drugstore cards
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their parents signed for them.
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I'm a little down on love.
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Join the club.
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The hell with Alice.
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I think it's sweet
that you have a romantic side.
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You have a little bit
of your dad in you.
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By the way, why hasn't he done
anything for you this year?
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Where's the skywriting,
the marching bands?
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You guys having problems?
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What?!
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No!
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We're not having problems.
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Are we?
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Good, because if you two ever
went your separate ways...
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Oh, sweetie.
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I can't even imagine living
in something smaller than this.
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Greg: Katie,
can you come here for a sec?
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That's probably it...
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Valentine's surprise in his office.
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No problems here.
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So, what can I do for you?
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Have you seen my lumbar support cushion?
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It's now Anna-Kat's pony bed.
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Anything... you have...
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going on... around here?
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No, just proofing my book proposal.
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Great.
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Oh, God.
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Have I neglected Greg for so long
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that our romance has dried up?
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Like that sponge below the kitchen sink
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that I never use but I never throw away?
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My ride to the party's here.
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Call us when you get there.
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And don't let anybody
cop a Valentine's feel.
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Uncomfortable. I'm leaving.
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And text us every hour.
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Don't you trust me?
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Yeah, but that whole cop-a-feel
thing really freaked me out.
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[Door closes]
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Okay. Well... I'll leave you alone.
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Oh! Who's this for?
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Oh. It's all yours.
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It must be a part of a bigger surprise,
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like the first clue of ascavenger hunt is hidden inside.
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♪
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That was an odd thing to do.
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Just wanted to offer you half.
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You sure you don't want
to step on it first,
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maybe run it over with your car?
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♪
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Deejay: Here's anotherValentine's Day favorite.
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["Love Will Keep Us Together" plays]
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♪ Love ♪
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♪ Love will keep us together... ♪
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Everything okay?
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Never better.
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[Sighs]
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Hey, Mom...
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[Groans] Just great!
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♪
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Hi. [Chuckles]
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Casey Otis is having a party
tonight, and...
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Is she the one whose father
got gender-reassignment surgery,
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then her mom left him
and married another woman?
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Right. Can I go?
268
00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,397
Will there be a mom, stepmom,
or trans-mom present?
269
00:09:24,438 --> 00:09:27,233
Totally... Mom asked the same thing,
and she already called to make sure.
270
00:09:27,316 --> 00:09:28,568
Well, if it's okay with her,
it's okay with me.
271
00:09:28,609 --> 00:09:29,443
Thank you! [Chuckles]
272
00:09:29,527 --> 00:09:31,195
I'll just double-check.
273
00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:32,989
[Chuckles]
274
00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:35,783
Happy Valentine's Day.
275
00:09:35,866 --> 00:09:37,868
- Oh. To you, too, baby.
- Mm.
276
00:09:37,910 --> 00:09:39,161
So, Taylor tells me...
277
00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:40,830
We have to go, or I'll be late
for volleyball practice!
278
00:09:40,913 --> 00:09:42,748
I'm team captain!
Team captain can't be late!
279
00:09:42,790 --> 00:09:44,208
Geez, Taylor.
280
00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:45,376
Let's save that level of panic
281
00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:47,169
for the first time you miss your period.
282
00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:49,547
Come on, let's move it, people.
283
00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,299
I know you have to write
your book proposal,
284
00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:52,717
so don't feel like you need to do
285
00:09:52,758 --> 00:09:54,135
anything big for me this year.
286
00:09:54,218 --> 00:09:56,012
Big? Whatever do you mean?
287
00:09:56,095 --> 00:09:59,682
Seriously, a card is all I need.
288
00:09:59,765 --> 00:10:01,267
Card it is.
289
00:10:01,350 --> 00:10:04,937
♪
290
00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:06,689
It'll be the biggest one yet.
291
00:10:06,772 --> 00:10:08,024
♪ Your sugar ♪
292
00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:10,109
♪ Yes, please ♪
293
00:10:10,192 --> 00:10:12,778
♪ Won't you come
and put it down on me? ♪
294
00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:13,654
♪ Down on me ♪
295
00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:16,198
You're a love vulture.
296
00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:17,575
[Screeches]
297
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,285
[Laughter]
298
00:10:19,368 --> 00:10:21,203
[Ringtone plays]
299
00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:22,246
Hello?
300
00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:23,789
Doris, it's Greg.
301
00:10:23,831 --> 00:10:25,082
I need to talk to you
without Katie knowing.
302
00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:26,917
I should take this.
303
00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:28,210
What do you need?
304
00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:30,588
Okay, I have a big Valentine's
Day surprise for Katie,
305
00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,798
but I'm not done setting up,
and I need you to stall her.
306
00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:35,593
Oh, Greg, maybe
you shouldn't surprise her.
307
00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:36,719
Oh, no, I do it every year.
308
00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:38,095
Oh, I know, but the thing is,
309
00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:39,764
all those over-the-top
productions you do...
310
00:10:39,805 --> 00:10:41,057
she hates them.
311
00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:42,266
- Really?
- Yeah.
312
00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:43,768
She doesn't tell you
because she doesn't want
313
00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:44,977
to hurt your feelings.
314
00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:46,646
I clearly have no issue with it.
315
00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:48,397
Oh.
316
00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:51,567
Okay, well...
thanks for letting me know.
317
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:54,654
She just left, so whatever
dumb thing you're planning,
318
00:10:54,695 --> 00:10:56,572
put an end to it now.
319
00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:01,202
♪
320
00:11:01,285 --> 00:11:03,120
[Air fizzles]
321
00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:05,831
♪
322
00:11:05,873 --> 00:11:08,084
I totally love sailing now. I mean...
323
00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:09,877
[Chuckles]
324
00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:12,338
Well, we're taking the boat out
this weekend.
325
00:11:12,421 --> 00:11:14,006
My parents said you could come.
326
00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:15,007
Cool.
327
00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:17,051
[Chuckles] You're so funny.
328
00:11:17,134 --> 00:11:18,678
Later.
329
00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:22,765
Oh, hi, Anna-Kat.
330
00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:24,225
You go near my brother again,
331
00:11:24,308 --> 00:11:26,310
I'll put poison in your water bottle.
332
00:11:27,436 --> 00:11:29,271
Maybe I already did.
333
00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:34,026
♪
334
00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:35,361
Hey, Alice.
335
00:11:35,444 --> 00:11:36,320
Hi.
336
00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:37,863
Happy Valentine's Day.
337
00:11:37,905 --> 00:11:39,949
Yeah, uh, I got to go to class.
338
00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:41,242
I'm late.
339
00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:44,870
School's over!
340
00:11:44,912 --> 00:11:46,038
But okay!
341
00:11:50,918 --> 00:11:53,379
[Panting]
342
00:11:53,462 --> 00:11:55,548
This is gonna take forever.
343
00:11:55,631 --> 00:11:57,633
[Whirring]
344
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,561
This is Greg Otto!
345
00:12:08,602 --> 00:12:11,063
I'm canceling!
346
00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:12,565
Don't come!
347
00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:14,150
[Whirring stops]
348
00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:15,276
What do you mean they're already here?
349
00:12:15,359 --> 00:12:16,861
[Doorbell rings]
350
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:22,950
♪ You make my dreams come true ♪
351
00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:24,201
- ♪ Whoo-hoo, ooh-hoo ♪
- Thank you.
352
00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:25,995
I was trying to... to call you, but...
353
00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:27,413
- ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-hoo, ooh-ooh ♪
- Yeah, I'm gonna cancel.
354
00:12:27,496 --> 00:12:28,914
- ♪ What I want, you got ♪
- I just... I'm gonna cancel.
355
00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:30,583
- ♪ And it might be hard to handle ♪
- 'Cause we don't need you anymore, and...
356
00:12:30,666 --> 00:12:31,709
Oh, my God, my wife's here.
357
00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:33,127
- ♪ Like the flame that burns the candle ♪
- Come in, come in, come in, come in!
358
00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:34,920
- Come in.
- ♪ The candle feeds the flame ♪
359
00:12:34,962 --> 00:12:36,088
Yeah, great, great.
360
00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:37,631
- ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, well, you-u-u ♪
- This is so good.
361
00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:40,217
♪ Ooh-hoo, ooh-hoo ♪
362
00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:42,553
- ♪ You make my dreams come true ♪
- Go! Go!
363
00:12:42,636 --> 00:12:43,763
- Go!
- ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-hoo, ooh-ooh ♪
364
00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:46,182
Just go, go, go, go, go! Out back!
365
00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:48,768
♪ I'm down on my daydream ♪
366
00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:51,437
- ♪ That sleepwalk should be over by now ♪
- Yeah. Out! Out!
367
00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:53,230
♪ I know ♪
368
00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:55,858
- ♪ Aah, you ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
369
00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:57,109
- ♪ You make my dreams come true ♪
- All right, get out. Go on.
370
00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:59,320
[Groans] Hall and Oates.
371
00:12:59,403 --> 00:13:01,322
- ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-hoo, ooh-ooh ♪
- Look, I'm giving you a check.
372
00:13:01,405 --> 00:13:03,324
- I'm paying you to shut up and go away.
- ♪ You make my dreams come true ♪
373
00:13:03,407 --> 00:13:05,534
- ♪ You make my dreams come... ♪
- Bruce!
374
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,244
It's done.
375
00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:08,412
[Weakly] ♪ ...true ♪
376
00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:15,169
♪
377
00:13:15,252 --> 00:13:16,378
Greg?
378
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:30,309
♪
379
00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:31,727
Hey.
380
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,270
Looking for something?
381
00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:36,357
Just checking in.
382
00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:38,734
♪
383
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,277
Just proofing my book proposal.
384
00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:41,445
My ride to the party's here.
385
00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:42,780
Call us when you get there.
386
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,740
And don't let anybody
cop a Valentine's feel.
387
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,408
Uncomfortable. I'm leaving.
388
00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:47,535
Text us every hour.
389
00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:49,078
Don't you trust me?
390
00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:51,372
Yeah, but that whole cop-a-feel
thing really freaked me out.
391
00:13:51,455 --> 00:13:59,380
♪
392
00:13:59,463 --> 00:14:02,424
Just wanted to offer you half.
393
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:04,051
You sure you don't want
to step on it first,
394
00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:05,594
maybe run it over with your car?
395
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:08,097
Why didn't you do anything
for me for Valentine's Day?
396
00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:09,306
You told me not to.
397
00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:11,225
I also told you that the big forks
398
00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:13,060
don't go with the little forks
in the silverware tray,
399
00:14:13,143 --> 00:14:14,436
but that never stopped you.
400
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,856
Doris told me you hate my surprises.
401
00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:21,026
I'm sorry I've been so romantic
all these years.
402
00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:23,153
Must have been terrible for you.
403
00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:24,822
[Scoffs] It's not terrible!
404
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,490
It's just annoying!
405
00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:27,992
I mean, I love you!
406
00:14:29,451 --> 00:14:33,539
♪
407
00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:36,500
Katie: It's just annoying!
408
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,377
I mean, I love you!
409
00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:40,379
You should have told me
that you hate my surprises.
410
00:14:40,462 --> 00:14:42,548
I feel like an idiot having made
such a fuss all these years.
411
00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:44,758
I would never let you know
you ruined my Valentine's Day,
412
00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:46,552
because I don't like Valentine's Day,
413
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:47,761
so there's nothing there to ruin.
414
00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:51,432
Mom just made everything so clear to me.
415
00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:53,392
She did? I didn't understand her.
416
00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:54,852
Exactly.
417
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,521
That's what makes sense...
her not making sense.
418
00:14:58,439 --> 00:14:59,773
Okay...?
419
00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:02,276
Maybe all girls get confused
on Valentine's Day.
420
00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:04,028
That's why Alice was acting all weird.
421
00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:05,362
I don't think that's it.
422
00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:08,574
I'm just gonna give her the key chain.
423
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:10,200
No!
424
00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:12,536
- Why do you care?
- I don't.
425
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:14,038
What's Alice doing here?
426
00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:15,039
Where?!
427
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,123
Ha!
428
00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:18,208
Hey! Give that back! That's for Alice!
429
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:19,543
It's for the toilet now!
430
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:23,380
Look, I don't give you a hard
time for not making an effort.
431
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:24,840
You shouldn't give me
a hard time for making one.
432
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,051
- You should appreciate it.
- I do!
433
00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:28,677
Kind of.
434
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,638
We just speak different love languages.
435
00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:32,765
- Where'd you get that nonsense?
- Angela.
436
00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:34,433
She also sleeps under a copper pyramid
437
00:15:34,516 --> 00:15:35,684
so she can live forever.
438
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,311
- [Pounding on door]
- Oliver: Give it back now!
439
00:15:37,394 --> 00:15:39,313
You're not supposed to lock doors! Mom!
440
00:15:39,396 --> 00:15:40,981
What is going on?!
441
00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:43,609
We are trying to celebrate
Valentine's Day over here!
442
00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:45,277
Anna-Kat stole my present for Alice.
443
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:46,487
[Groans]
444
00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:48,614
Anna-Kat, open this door! Right now!
445
00:15:48,697 --> 00:15:49,657
Right now!
446
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:51,450
[Door unlocks]
447
00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:54,328
Sweetie, why did you take
Oliver's key chain?
448
00:15:54,411 --> 00:15:56,038
I don't want him to give it to Alice.
449
00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:57,289
That's none of your business.
450
00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:58,457
Quiet.
451
00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:00,668
Why don't you want him
to give it to her?
452
00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:03,963
I caught Alice flirting
with Kurt Brockwell in the hall.
453
00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:05,714
Kurt Brockwell...
454
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,800
That super-hot guy that danced
with Alice at the cotillion?
455
00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:09,718
The 14-year-old boy, yes.
456
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:10,844
That's what I said.
457
00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:12,346
Are you sure it was flirting?
458
00:16:12,429 --> 00:16:14,390
He said, "Cool."
459
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:19,144
She went, "Ha ha ha! You're so funny."
460
00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:21,230
An unmotivated expression of delight.
461
00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:22,982
I'm sorry, son.
462
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:29,154
You are a wonderful, smart...
463
00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:30,823
sometimes-sweet kid.
464
00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:32,366
So forget about Alice McCarthy.
465
00:16:32,449 --> 00:16:34,618
- If she wants that super-hot guy...
- Katie!
466
00:16:35,744 --> 00:16:37,329
...then it's her loss.
467
00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:38,247
Look at me.
468
00:16:39,623 --> 00:16:43,627
Any girl would be lucky
to get a gift from you.
469
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,507
Anna-Kat: If it makes you feel better,
470
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:51,135
I threatened to poison her
if she ever came near you again.
471
00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:53,470
That does make me feel better.
472
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:55,431
- Doesn't make me feel better.
- Mnh-mnh.
473
00:16:56,765 --> 00:16:58,017
Poor Oliver.
474
00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,560
It can be extremely disappointing
475
00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:01,228
when you plan a surprise for somebody
476
00:17:01,311 --> 00:17:02,438
and they don't appreciate it.
477
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:05,315
And the subtlety award goes to not Greg.
478
00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:06,567
Don't be mad.
479
00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:09,069
I just don't need a flash mob
or barbershop quartet
480
00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:10,362
or a full choir singing to me.
481
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:12,281
- You knew about the choir?
- You got a choir?!
482
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:14,241
- [Ringtone plays]
- [Groans]
483
00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:15,701
Hey, Taylor.
484
00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:17,619
What's wrong?
485
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:19,121
She fell and sprained her ankle.
486
00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:20,831
Let me talk to one of Amy's moms.
487
00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:23,000
None of them are there?
488
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,084
What do you mean, no one's there?
489
00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:26,295
Don't move. We are coming
to get you right now.
490
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:27,713
Taylor told me you talked to a parent.
491
00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:28,797
She told me the same thing.
492
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,049
She played us, Greg.
493
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:33,552
It's extremely disappointing
when a family member
494
00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:35,471
withholds important information
from you.
495
00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:37,222
T.O. Kid's hurt. Fight's on hold.
496
00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:38,974
Right. What's "T.O."?
497
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,851
- Time-out.
- Right.
498
00:17:40,976 --> 00:17:43,145
Thank you for watching the kids
on such short notice.
499
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:44,646
- Of course.
- [Car alarm chirps]
500
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:45,689
Hi.
501
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:46,899
This is Samantha.
502
00:17:46,982 --> 00:17:49,234
We bumped into each other
at the bar... at Viva's.
503
00:17:49,276 --> 00:17:50,527
You're a mom at school.
504
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:52,446
Yeah, our sons are in
the Entrepreneurs Club together.
505
00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:53,906
That's right!
506
00:17:53,989 --> 00:17:55,074
Vulture.
507
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:56,283
[Screeches]
508
00:17:56,366 --> 00:17:57,576
Can we go?
509
00:17:57,659 --> 00:17:58,702
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
510
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,248
The doctor at the emergency room
511
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:04,708
said you need to keep
your foot elevated.
512
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,293
This is why I didn't want you
to wear my heels.
513
00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:07,961
I know what I'm talking about!
514
00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:10,214
And you lied to us about there
being an adult at the party!
515
00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:11,632
You don't have to keep yelling at me.
516
00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:13,092
I feel bad enough already.
517
00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:14,593
I'm out for the whole volleyball season.
518
00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:17,763
Yeah. It's your own fault...
because you didn't listen!
519
00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:20,099
- You're still yelling at me.
- Damn right I am!
520
00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:22,226
I wanted to go to the party,
and I knew you'd say no.
521
00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:24,436
And we'd be right, because there
was no one there watching you,
522
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:25,771
and it turned out to be a disaster!
523
00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:27,731
Did you think that we wanted
to spend our Valentine's Day
524
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:28,774
in the emergency room?
525
00:18:28,857 --> 00:18:30,109
No.
526
00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:32,986
You weren't thinking
about anybody but yourself.
527
00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:34,404
Only what you wanted.
528
00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:40,619
Time in.
529
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:42,955
Yeah, that's right.
530
00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:45,791
Katie, I'm wrong to be mad at you
531
00:18:45,874 --> 00:18:47,459
about not liking my surprises.
532
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:49,294
I guess I was only thinking
about what I want.
533
00:18:49,336 --> 00:18:50,754
I just have to accept
534
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:53,465
that when it comes to
matters of the heart...
535
00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:54,842
you're kind of a dude.
536
00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:00,389
Can I...
537
00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:01,598
No! You're grounded!
538
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,475
Well, I-I didn't let anyone cop a feel.
539
00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:05,644
You don't get points for that!
540
00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:07,855
♪
541
00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:10,691
[Whinnying]
542
00:19:10,774 --> 00:19:12,860
Hey.
543
00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:14,528
This is for you.
544
00:19:14,611 --> 00:19:16,655
Really?
545
00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:19,825
It has an "A" on it... for "Anna-Kat."
546
00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:21,910
Thanks for sticking up for me.
547
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,620
I love it.
548
00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:24,997
I'm glad.
549
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:27,291
Happy Valentine's Day.
550
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:31,670
So, what are we playing?
551
00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:33,881
It's fine. You don't
have to play with me.
552
00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:35,174
Yes, I do.
553
00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:37,426
'Cause I'm your sister? And you love me?
554
00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:38,760
Sure.
555
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:42,347
And Angela's downstairs with
my friend's mom, sucking face.
556
00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:43,765
Got it.
557
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:47,936
Katie: I finally getthe love-language thing.
558
00:19:48,061 --> 00:19:50,647
Greg loves me the wayhe wants to be loved.
559
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:52,858
If he likes these elaborate gestures,
560
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,568
then I need to get on board...
561
00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:55,819
for him.
562
00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:58,447
Finally got Anna-Kat down.
563
00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:00,157
♪
564
00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:01,950
What's going on in here?
565
00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:03,869
Shh.
566
00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:07,581
"John Stewart Mill's
conception of liberty
567
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:10,584
justified the freedom of the individual
568
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:13,337
in opposition to unlimited state
569
00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:17,507
and social... control."
570
00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:23,013
You're reading my book proposal
lying in bed, wearing lingerie?
571
00:20:23,096 --> 00:20:24,765
I've never been more turned on.
572
00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:27,267
You are definitely speaking
my love language!
573
00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:31,605
Happy Valentine's Day, baby.
574
00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:35,108
[Boom]
575
00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:42,115
You're cleaning that up.
576
00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:43,492
Eh.
577
00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:46,078
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