All language subtitles for S01E07 THP

(upbeat techno music)

- Week seven, and conveniently,

we've got seven studs
still in the running

for a spokes model contract

with Dirt Squirrel Underwear,

a four page spread
in DNA Magazine,

and $5,000 cash.

Last week, our guys got some
hype with the snap boys,

and learned a thing or two
about modeling in heels.

(laughing)

But when it came
down to elimination,

the deliberation
led to indecision

and no one was sent packing.

- We are not going to be
eliminating anyone this week.

- Today, we're at Tantra Fitness

to let these boys show us how
well they can work the pole.

Welcome, to The Whole Package.

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♪ They say we are daydreamers

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- (gasps) Hello!

- Oh, it's poles, I knew it!

(laughs)

- Lachlan, did you
bring me a gift?

- It's not for you.

- You little fucker,
get over there.

- We're at Tantra Fitness.

Today, we're looking for
some polarizing performances.

- Hello, boys!

How are you today?

- (together) Good.

- Good, lovely to see you all.

Lovely to see that
you're all still alive.

Specifically, you, Patrick,

after last week's nominations.

That was a little tough, right?

- At the end of last week,
we asked all the boys

to choose someone they
thought should go home.

- As a result of
passing on that baton,

we had ruffled some
feathers amongst the group.

Lachlan getting mad at Patrick.

- If he's gonna be a model,

it's a dog-eat-dog
world out there,

and honestly, like, step up.

- But everybody
feels good today,

we're ready to get back to it?

- (together) Yeah.

- Do you think, maybe,
you have a bit of an idea

of what you're doing
today, just a little bit?

But before we get to that,

let's bring out
your team leaders.

Our head bitches in charge,

and the owners of Dirt
Squirrel Underwear,

Dan Lypchuk and Wade Hopwo!

(clapping)
(cheering)

Hello, boys, welcome.

Lovely to see you, as always.

I would now like
to introduce you

to your guest mentor, owner,

and pole dancing
instructor, Tammy Morris!

Come on up, Tammy.
(clapping and cheering)

Welcome.

So Tammy is going
to give you guys

a little lesson in pole dancing.

She'll teach you the basics,

then you get three minutes
with our new photographer,

Mark Halliday, from
Moonrider Productions.

Does that sound good?

- (together) Yeah.

- Yeah?

Alright, you two,
it is week seven,

and you are down
to seven models.

You have some pretty big
decisions to start making.

What are you looking
for this week

to help you with that?

- It's getting pretty
tough, you guys,

so show us what you've got.

Be fit, be fierce, be fun.

Get to it!

Hopefully, by bringing the guys

to do some pole dancing,
we'll see some sexiness,

and everyone always want
to see a fumble, or two.

- [Robyn] Wade,
what do you want?

- Well, I just need
to see all you guys

show us how you finesse while
firing in all-cylinders.

- Oh, adorable.

Alright, Tammy, what do you
want to the boys to remember

that will help them
work the pole the best?

- Well, I mean, I just
need you guys to be fierce.

You know how to work it, so
we're gonna work it on a pole.

(laughs)

- Are you guys ready to
perfect some pole work?

(together) Yeah!

- Should we just get to it?

- (together) Yeah!

(record scratch)

- Before we get started,

I have a little
birthday gift for Owen.

- [Robyn] Aww!

Owen, is it your birthday?

- It was the day
before yesterday.

- I also wanna say
this to the guys,

I know this experience
has been crazy.

We've had our ups and our downs,

this is a really
high-pressure competition,

but I don't hate
any of you guys.

I wanna look back
on this experience

and be able to say, "We did
it, we had a great time,"

and I have love for
all of you guys.

- I notice you didn't
look at Patrick

at any point in your speech.

(laughing)

I'm just gonna throw
that out there.

- [Lachlan] Why do
you have to be shady!

- [Robyn] I'm just gonna
throw that out there!

- I wasn't buying it.

So how genuine can
that speech truly be

when the person you
have an issue with,

you're not directing
the comments towards?

- "I love you guys," it was
all heart-warming and cute.

- Well, I mean,
those are nice words.

- Falls a bit flat for me.

- That is so cute!

- I got Owen a shirt
with his face on it,

and his Instagram
handle across it,

kinda like the one I
was wearing last week.

- Lachlan, you're
a good gift giver!

- At the end of the day,
I didn't do it for them,

I did it for me.

I think they believed
it too, which was good.

(laughs)

(talking over each other)

(clapping and cheering)

- Lachlan's little
speech was a PR move,

and I'm here for it.

- I almost viewed it as a
big, "Fuck you, Patrick."

- When you're not
that, you hate on that.

And I'm that, so they hate.

- The cameras are
rolling, they're on you,

and he got his airtime.

(upbeat music)

- Okay, has anybody
done this before?

Of course, you have!
(laughs)

- [Robyn] Big surprise.
- [Tammy] I can tell,

I can tell.

- I can work a pole, or
two, so I was living for it!

- Pole danced once, well
more than a couple times

in Thailand, but that was like
drunk at two in the morning so..

- We're gonna work on
some sexy flow first,

alright, to get warmed up.

- Tammy was a
little firecracker!

She was gorgeous, she had
an amazing set of heels,

and she commanded the room.

- Yeah, I'm pretty excited to
be getting a lesson from her.

- First thing we're gonna
do is just learn how to walk

around the pole, so
you're gonna reach up,

nice and high, and I
want you to pull down

into your lap,
always leaning away.

So it goes, step, hip,

step, hip.

All the way around,
bodies nice and tall.

Good!

- She's killing it in
her fluorescent heels.

I've got those pair myself,
and I should've brought them.

That would've been stellar.

- So we're gonna work
on our body waves.

Our body waves look
like this, okay?

- [Robyn] I feel like
yours look like that,

but I don't think everybody's
looks like that. (laughs)

- Well, this is the goal!

This is the goal.

Chest, stomach, hips,
and then roll back.

- I think Austin needs
to step up this week.

For the last couple weeks,

he's been kind of in the bottom

after riding high for
the first few weeks.

So, we'll see where he goes.

- It's like you wanna
move like liquid, right?

Inhale.

- Yeah, I come from
a sports background

and I got into modeling when
I was a little bit older.

- And we're gonna take
it down to the floor.

And we're gonna do a little...

- (groans) Don't watch, Dad.

I'm kidding.

Maybe you wanna
watch, but, I mean,

maybe you cover your
eyes every now and then.

It's fine.

- So from here, we're gonna
go into our figure eights,

and our figure eights
look like this.

Side to side.

- Oh, I've seen this one

at the Number Five.

- [Tammy] Absolutely.

- Pole dancing's something
I always wanted to try out.

I always imagined myself
going with a group of friends,

and making an absolute
fool of myself.

And that's essentially
what I did today.

There's quite a
bit of athleticism

that goes hand-in-hand
with pole dancing.

- Ooh, Wade!

Hello!

- [Tammy] And this is,

the stripper direction.

- I'd prefer if that was
strictly cut from the show,

but to whoever's viewing
that, you're welcome.

- [Tammy] You're looking
good from this angle.

If you face your pole, and
you lean back a little bit,

lift that outside
leg up a little bit,

and then let it happen.

Keep reaching away,
and step down.

Huh? Good.

- I don't have a stripper past.

- You're gonna follow
through with your right leg,

then your left, and straddle.

- Yes!

Team Leader!

- Originally, I just
thought we were going

to a dance studio,
and I was like,

"Yes, today's gonna be my day,"

and then we walk in,
there's poles everywhere

and I was like,

"Today could still be my day."

- [Tammy] And he
has it right there,

just point your toes.

- Well, Owen's a
bit of a dancer.
Yes.

- No hands.

- Oh, my, gosh.

- [Tammy] Okay.

Yep, look behind you.

Get your hips up.

- I've never done pole
dance, I've been curious.

I think I can nail it, maybe?

- [Tammy] Roll back, and freeze.

What do you guys think?

- I'm ready to see...
- [Robyn] Tammy,

do you think they're
ready, or should they...

- Well, I was gonna teach
them one more move though,

this is the big one.

- And I just wanna let you know,

this is the one that
you have to nail.

- And reach up.

- Oh, that's so easy.

(laughs)

I've been practicing.

(laughs)

Some space between
you and the pole.

Hips up.

(groans and laughs)

(yells)

- You're exactly like Tammy.

- I'll start off by saying,

it's a lot harder than it looks.

- I have a newfound
respect for pole dancers

cause that was a lot more
difficult than I thought.

- Don't overanalyze it.

Really just stick to the
moves that you remember,

and add your own stuff.

- Tammy, thank you so much,

I can't wait to see what
these boys do with that.

Let's get to it!

Good work.

- You said you had a come
to Jesus moment this week.

Tell me about that.
- I did.

So my come to Jesus moment,
just all this negativity

and the anger, and
just the hate towards--

- About last week,
the nominations?

- And not even just that.

When I look back
on this experience,

I don't wanna look back
in a negative light

towards anybody.

Yeah, we've had drama,
we've had diva moments,

we've had--

- Which you have in
every aspect of life,

that you're doing
something like this.

- It takes more energy
to hate someone,

than it does to just
wash your hands of them.

So, I'm just kinda like...

- [Patrick] Is that why
you deleted certain people

off of Instagram?

- I didn't delete
anybody off Instagram!

- [Robyn] You didn't stop
following anybody on Instagram?

(dramatic music)

- (laughs) Point blank.

- You didn't stop following
anybody on Instagram?

- (laughs) Point blank.

- What was it about last week
that bothered you so much?

- I was honestly so shocked!

- I'm gonna say Lachlan.

(groans)

I was really honest about
who I thought should go home,

and it caused a lot of tension.

- That was so awkward.

- And that's when I knew
I was done with him.

I'm still in the
building, but I'm out.

- Do you believe
him when he says

it wasn't a personal attack?

- I do, but I just feel like

you had the opportunity to
say somebody else's name.

I would've never,
ever said his name.

- [Robyn] It just really
hurt your feelings.

- It did, honestly though.

- Lachlan is very
young, and at that age,

whenever someone gets
a harsher critique,

or someone says
something against them,

it feels like a personal attack.

- Truth is the
utmost importance,

and I'm not gonna
play favorites,

or sugarcoat
something to a friend.

If I only tell you
what you want to hear,

how will you ever get
better and progress?

Truly, I hope we
can overcome this

because to me, that
makes a relationship.

- [Robyn] I agree.

- Comme ci, comme
ca, just let it go.

So everybody, to me,
is good in my book.

- Should we go in?

Guys, I haven't been a
part of your "Go Robyn."

- (together) One,
two, three, Robyn!

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- Hello, Mark.
- Hi.

- How are you?

- I'm good, I'm good.

- Well, I'm very
happy to see you here.

Guys, this is my good friend,
and your new photographer,

Mark Halliday from
Moonrider Productions.

Say hello.

- He was hot as hell,
that photographer.

Damn, hit me up,
please, if you ready.

- So I just realized,

we don't have an order.

And I was thinking (groans),

since Lachlan was
nominated twice last week,

you get to pick the order.
- Oh, my, gosh!

Let's put Chad first.

- Chad, you ready to go?

- Yes.

- Alright!

Chad, Mark, have some fun.

- Okay.

- We'll just do a test shot

just to make sure I've got
the right settings for you.

Of course, a light
is right here,

so any time that
you're behind here,
you're not-

I have a shadow?
you've got a shadow.

- Three minutes!

- [Mark] Start the timer!

(upbeat rock music)

Bring that arm up,
high, right there.

Good.

Bring that hand just
right above you.

Just like that, I love it.

- Dirt Squirrel.

(laughs)

- I think what sets me
apart from the other guys,

is being better.

Just simply put.

(laughs)

- Yeah.

- That's hot.

- Let's get vertical.

Let's see what we
can do up above.

(gasps)
Yeah!

- Oh, that's great!

Oh, my, God, that's
so great Chad!

(cheering)

Alright, that is time!

(clapping)

- Nice, that was beautiful.

- [Robyn] Who will go next?

- I think Chet will go next.

- [Robyn] Chet will go next!

Alright, Chet!

- Bring that top hand
down, just a little bit.

Right there.

Great.

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Great.

Same thing, right up in this.

Both hands up, like this,

and you're gonna slowly
start to come down.

- [Robyn] Oh yeah, the
fall down the pole slide.

- Oh yeah.

- [Robyn] That's great.

Oh!

That's nice!

- [Mark] Yeah!

- [Robyn] Yeah, that's great!

- [Mark] Hand out.

Flex it.

Yeah!

- [Robyn] Alright, that's time.

Good work, Chet!

(clapping)

Lachlan, who will be next?

- I think it's gon' be me.

- [Robyn] Yay!
- [Mark] Yay!

- This is gonna be good.

- [Mark] Right there, beautiful.

And then bring your
chin back to me.

Beautiful, one more.

- For Lachlan and the
pole dancing challenge,

it was kind of his
do or die moment,

but I'm sure he's
climbed a pole or two.

So he wasn't completely out
of his element for this one.

- There, great.

(talking over each other)

(clapping)

That was really good.

- I'm here for the long run.

- [Robyn] You got this, Patrick.

- [Mark] Put your
back right against it.

Looking right at me.

Great, beautiful.

Nice, let's bring those
hands down a little bit

and lean forward.

There, beautiful.

I like that, I like that a lot.

- Get low!

- I wanna try something.
-Okay.

- [Lachlan] You got this!

Oh!

Yay!

There you go!

- [Mark] Now bring those
knees down just a little bit.

Right there.

(talking over each other)

- Alright, that's time.

(clapping)

(cheering)

- You know you're going next.

Owen!

- Can we get right
up on the toe?

There.

Oh, I like that, yeah!

- I have some dance background,

and this is basically
like a dance studio,

but with poles.

It's like sexier.

- [Mark] Arch it up, more
of a backbend. There you go.

Great.

- Are you guys okay?

Is it a little warm in here?

(talking over each other)

Work Owen work!

Oh that's nice.

- Spiderman.

- Down a little bit.

Right there, right there.

(talking over each other)

Oh my god!

Beautiful!

- [Robyn] Alright, and time.

Good work, Owen!

(clapping)
(cheering)

So we've got Austin and
we have Tristan left.

- It's gonna be Austin.

- Let's come forward
a little bit here

(talking over each other)

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Right there, right there.

Nice.

Yeah, good!

Great.

- In terms of character-wise,

I think I'm definitely different

than everybody.

I don't even know
how to describe it,

but, you know, it's
definitely different.

- It's endearing, is what it is.

A lot of people who are bros,

they may have
pulled out and said,

"I don't wanna do that
cause I don't want

my bros to see me,"

and he was like, "Whatever,
I'm just gonna do this."

- The person that taught
me to take chances

and not have regrets was my mom.

She was a schoolteacher.

I saw her on her deathbed,
she was really sick,

when I was 20.

She had regrets.

She wished she'd
traveled the world more,

she wished she wasn't always
trying to please other people.

I learned a lot from
those final words.

I think anybody who
meets me can say

I have a certain
energy about me.

That I'm not afraid
to try things,

and I take pride in that.

- [Patrick] Work!

- Yes!

(cheering)
(clapping)

- So last, but not
least, Sir Tristan!

He's already up there,
he knows it's him.

- [Mark] So let's start small.

Bring your hands down
just a little bit.

Right there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

- I find this is probably
the hardest challenge

I've done yet, and it's fun,
but it's challenging for sure.

Pole dancing, it is.

- Right there!

Oh, that's good.

- That's nice Tristan.

- [Mark] Bring those
hands down a little bit.

There, lean forward.

- Tristan always, just
uniquely, did his own thing.

It didn't matter
what he was doing

(cheering)
(laughing)

- [Robyn] I didn't know
what was gonna happen there.

- That's Tristan.

Own it.

- [Robyn] 30
seconds! 30 seconds!

- [Mark] 30 seconds

- Blessed be.

- Alright, good job!

(clapping)
(cheering)

Tristan.

Lachlan, very good job
at picking the order,

I'm proud of you.

Mark, did you have fun?

- I had a lot of fun.

- Yeah, good!

Did you ever think you'd touch

so many naked men in your life?

- Well...

- Well, not his first day.

So fellas, we are now gonna go
look at the photos with Mark,

and then we're gonna come back

for elimination.

Alright, let's go.

- Thanks, guys

- [Lachlan] Good job, everyone.

That was really fun
though, actually.

- For the first time, pole
dancing for most of us.

I may be a little un-confident
with what I did in there,

but I'm so confident.

I'm a confident guy.

- I thought you were
gonna take you leg up...

(talking over each other)

- I choked.

Yeah, I don't know.

I mean, my confidence

is always very up and down.

- That Spiderman
though, that was...

- [Lachlan] Yeah, that was good!

- That was unexpected.

- Nobody got
eliminated last week,

although, that just means

it's gonna be a lot
harder this week.

I'm pretty sure the
contestants have caught on

to the fact that it's
probably gonna be

more than one of them going
home this time around.

- Two people are getting
eliminated today.

- Well, there's a top three.

It's a challenge.

- Confidence level is alright.

- I've got a lot more to offer

than a lot of the guys
in there still, I think.

- It was pushing me.

It was definitely out
of my comfort zone.

- We have two teams still.

(talking over each other)

One from each team is my guess.

It's nerveracking, of course.

(dramatic music)

- I'm pretty sure
the contestants

have caught on to the fact

that it's probably
gonna be more than one

of them going home.

- One from each
team is my guess.

It's nerveracking, of course.

- Alright, you guys.

Ready to look at some photos?

- Ooh, yes.
-Yeah alright,

- Let's do it.

Mark?
Okay.

- [Robyn] So we have Chad first.

- [Dan] And Lachlan
chose him first.

- [Robyn] He did.
I thought he really brought-

- [Dan] Chad did phenomenal.

Comfortable on a pole.

- I was so surprised
with how strong he was

able to hold himself in that
one position for so long.

I mean, who doesn't love a
man holding a pole,

with his legs in the
air, spread open?

- [Robyn] I like that a lot!

- [Dan] I've been waiting
for someone to do this.

- [Robyn] I like that.

- [Dan] That's our
brand right there.
-Yeah.

Okay Chet.

- Chet.

- [Robyn] So we've had
some struggles with Chet.

- Obviously, tough
following Chad.

Sometimes, I don't
think he's quite aware

of his eyes, or
where he's looking.

- [Robyn] I agree.

- [Dan] That's probably
one of the better photos

I have seen of Chet.

- [Robyn] Yeah.
- [Mark] Yeah.

- His face looks
really strong there.

His jawline looks great,
his cheekbones look great.

Okay, moving on.

Oh, Lachlan!

I like that he put himself
right in the middle of the mix.

- And I feel like
he kinda nailed it

out of the park.

He looked very
comfortable there.

- [Mark] I agree.

- [Dan] He was
determined to win today.

- [Robyn] I agree.

- [Wade] I feel like we are
finally getting the Lachlan

that we know and expect.

- [Robyn] I love that
cause that's so Lachlan.

- He was obviously very
comfortable on the pole.

- [Robyn] Moving on to Patrick.

- [Wade] Looks like he's
been practicing a little.

- Yeah, I like that.

- [Tammy] Well,
he looks natural.

- It's worth noting, he's not
like a professional model,

or actor, or anything
like that either.

- I didn't feel like we
got much of a variety

with his face today, personally.

- [Dan] Kinda static.

- [Tammy] His face in
every single picture

is exactly the same.

[Mark:] Yeah.

- [Robyn] Now we have Owen.

- Who we all thought
was going to kill it,

and I think he might've.
- [Robyn] I think he did.

- [Mark] And having that
hat was a great choice.

- [Wade] That poses were
dynamic, and it was wonderful,

but we definitely lost at
least half of the waistband

in a lot of them.

and there you can't see it at a.

Okay spiderman, settle down.

- [Robyn] That is amazing,
and he's looking right at you.

- And look at that
reaction he just got

out of all four of us.

- Yeah.
- Yep.
Yeah.

- [Robyn] Austin.

Watching him, it's
like, "Come on Austin,

"give us something,
do a little more."

- This was definitely
his most lackluster

performance so far.

- [Robyn] But still, we know
he takes a good picture.

- [Dan] He always gives us
commercial photo shoots.

The sane week after week.

- When he started
to connect with me,

that was really nice.

Yeah so...

He was having fun
right off the bat.

He does. He always does.

- [Dan] He's willing to dive in,

really get his moment.

- And he always brings
his personality.

- So quirky.

And that's never faltered.

- [Robyn] But his
photos aren't great,

I'm not finding.

- The success is the same photo,

over and over again for him.

- So we've looked
at all the photos.

- That's everyone.
- That's it.

- We're only seven now, guys!

It goes so quick
now, doesn't it?

So you guys are
gonna pick a top one

from each of your teams.

- I have Lachlan,
I have Patrick,

I've got Owen,
and I've got Chet.

- Okay, and so that
leaves you with...

- Chad, Tristan, and Austin.

- Okay, so who would
be in your bottom?

- Out of my team, I think
it's pretty obvious.

- [Robyn] Dan?

- This is honestly, one
of the hardest decisions

I have personally
faced this competition.

It is getting
fierce, it is getting

not so easy.

- I don't know, I'd hate to
be in Dan's shoes right now.

Frankly, it's a
really tight decision.

- Yeah, you've got some
hard choices to make.

- (exhales) Fuck me.

(upbeat music)

- Hello, boys!

(talking over each other)

How are you?

How are you feeling
after today's challenge?

[Group:] Good.

We had a great time
with you today.

It was fun for us to participate
a little bit, I think.

- It was tantalizing.

(laughs)

- We thought you guys
all did great today.

You guys really
worked the poles well.

You showed up for the
photo sessions really well.

And there's a winner.

Would you boys like to tell?

- Alright, Wade.

- Alright, so the Dirt Squirrel

that pole vaulted his way to
the top of the competition

this week, is

Lachlan!

(cheering)
(clapping)

- At the end of the day,
your boy wins the challenge.

So, you know, kiss my ass
everybody cause I win.

(laughing)

Thank you, thank you guys!

- [Robyn] You're welcome.

That said, Dan, I
need you to tell us

your bottom two from your team.

- This was a really
difficult week for everyone.

We had a lot of debate.

I took into account
the photos from today,

and then the last
couple challenges,

and my bottom two today is

Tristan and Austin.

- Okay, thank you.

Wade?

Who are your bottom two?

- It wasn't, necessarily, an
easy decision for my team,

but the bottom two I've selected

for this week's challenge

(suspenseful music)

are Patrick and Chet.

- Alright, so that means,
Lachlan, Chad, and Owen,

you are all safe from
elimination this week.

(clapping)

Dan, can you please let us know

who you are saving and
keeping around another week?

Alright.

- So like I said, it was
a difficult decision.

This week, the guy that
will be sticking around is

(suspenseful music)

Tristan.

(clapping)

- Wade, you have
Chet and Patrick.

Who will you be
keeping this week?

- The contestant I'll
be keeping this week,

and securing their place
in the top five, will be

(suspenseful music)

Patrick.

- [Robyn] Congratulations.

(clapping)

Sadly, Chet, Austin,
it is time for you

to say your goodbyes, and
leave the competition.

(talking over each other)

- Guess I just didn't bring it

as hard as the other people did.

I think we all did
a really good job,

but considering I was voted
off the first episode,

then came back, I'm pretty proud

of how far I've come.

- I don't know, I was
a little bit surprised,

but I'm pretty satisfied

with how this competition went.

This was good for me, you know?

It got me doing something
that I didn't expect

I'd be doing.

And my mom had some
regrets in her life,

and she didn't
follow her dreams,

and that's kind
of what I've done.

I think that yeah,
she would be proud

about what I've done so far,

and what I plan to
do in the future.

- Congratulations, guys!

You're our top five.

- Job well done,
(clapping)

Congratulations.
(clapping)

- We are scrapping the teams,

you're now one team.

You guys are all
working together.

- Having no more teams
is definitely a relief.

- I didn't like the
teams to begin with.

So bye, bye, bye.

- We have two weeks
left before the finale.

- It's getting tougher
and tougher each week,

but let's have some fun.

(cheering)
(clapping)

- I think it'll be
interesting to see

how these guys come together,

and merge just as
one, solid group.

And to see whether or not,

this kind of ruffles
some new feathers,

or some more claws come out.

- (together) Whole Package!

- I can keep
shooting shit y'all.

- We're now, what do I say next?

- [Man] Marker.

- Sorry, I almost fell
over, so it threw me off.

(laughs)

- What is this?

(upbeat music)

- We're at... what's it called?

We're at Tantra Fitness!

- What? We're just
having a moment.

(upbeat music)

- We are mirror dancing.

- No!

- I mean, I'm tri
sexual, try anything.

- Me too.