All language subtitles for S01E04 THP

(upbeat techno music)

Week four, and less than half our guys remain

in the race for a spokesmodel contract

with Dirt Squirrel underwear and $5,000 cash.

Last week Dan and Wade made jaws drop

with the surprising return of week one cuts Magnus and Chet.

Do I love that two more guys came back?

Not really.

Then the guys competed in a sexy mug shot challenge.

Oh, yes.

Today, we're on Main Street.

Home of the annual Vancouver Mural Fest

for a fantastic photo shoot.

Welcome to The Whole Package.

♪ They say we are daydreamers ♪

(upbeat music)

(upbeat music)

There are nine guys left

and the competition's getting really fierce.

I'm feeling pretty good.

It's getting tougher and down to the wire.

The competition is on.

And I'm excited to be on Dan's team.

We appear to be killing it.

My team is absolutely running away with it.

Who would have thought?

We never know what you guys are (bleep) gonna do to us.

I was wondering if we were gonna be in the dumpster,

'cause we're shooting right next to a dumpster.

But I know you guys wouldn't do that to us.

Some of my fondest memories are in alleys.

Today we are on Main Street.

And we'll be posing our models

in front of some spectacular murals

painted by some very, very talented Vancouver artists.

Hello, boys.

Hello.

Welcome to Vancouver's beloved Mount Pleasant neighborhood

on this beautiful day.

I feel kinda bad.

The last three weeks we've really had you

in virtually nothing.

And today shall be no different.

But, like things are here, there will be a bit of a twist.

We should probably say hello to our team leaders

and head bitches in charge, Dan Lypchuk and Wade Hopwo.

Hello, guys.
(models applauding)

Woo!
Hello.

Welcome, boys.

Now Dan and Wade's company, Dirt Squirrel,

doesn't just do underwear.

So, Wade, why don't you tell us a little bit more

about what you have to offer.

We at Dirt Squirrel understand that no outfit,

or in your case, pair of underwear,

is complete without great accessories.

So what about these fantastic fans?

(models oohing and aahing)

Girl, yes you did.

Yes, you did.

Dirt Squirrel's not all about underwear.

So today we're gonna have the models take their best crack

at posing with our Dirt Squirrel fans.

Yes, this is my moment.

Perfect, this is a challenge that I can do.

Fans are everything.

Like, I wanted to do something with the fans.

My fan flip's pretty good.

It's a little rusty, I haven't done it in a while.

It's all in the wrist personally.

So you'll be shooting in front of this mural

in a pair of Dirt Squirrel basic boxer briefs

featuring one of Dan and Wade's signature fans.

Does that sound good?
Yeah!

(models applauding)

And you've gotta work your fan.

That'll work.

I am anxious to see how a lot of the guys on my team do

with the fans since they're a little bit bigger,

a little more straight.

Maybe they've never held a fan before.

And it's an acquired talent.

All right, we have a couple of special guests today.

First of all, I'd like to bring in Adrian Sinclair.

(models applauding)|
Welcome.

Guys, say hello.

Hi.
Hi, Adrian.

Now, Adrian is the director of engagement

and also a founding team member

of the Vancouver Mural Festival.

So the objective today is to bring this artwork

to the public eye which is showcased usually

at Vancouver's Mural Fest.

One of the biggest things about our festival

that we're really excited about

is to build access to the art.

There's so much hidden talent in this city.

Street art, graphic design, illustrators, animators.

A lot of times people feel like

they can't actually go into a gallery

'cause they don't know enough about the art.

But since this is in the streets,

folks can start following the artists on Instagram

and start becoming fans

and start to really understand art as a common good.

All right, we have a new photographer for you guys today.

Please welcome Caroline Ross.

Come on in, Caroline.

(models cheering and applauding)

She is a local portrait and wedding photographer.

It's great having a new photographer on set

because we need to see how the boys are gonna work

with other people.

They're gonna have multiple photographers

if they win this competition.

Her eyes are just beautiful.

She was super hot.

I was kind of distracted for a bit.

It was nice working with a pretty lady, so that was good.

I definitely think Austin was into Caroline.

You could see it in his eyes, they had a little sparkle.

Before we get to the shoot, Austin,

you won last week's challenge.

So, as you know, you get a little extra time

with Caroline today.

Use it wisely.

We've also decided to throw a little twist in

and let you decide which fan goes to which model.

Okay.

All right?

Because Austin won the challenge last week,

he actually gets to select the fans

for every single guy that's taking a photo today.

So you can either keep being the sweet little fella

that we know you as, or you can start throwing some shade.

Sound good?

Do you guys like that?

Do you guys like that?
(models laughing)

I've been working on it.

All right, are you guys ready to get started?

Yes!

Let's do this.

(models cheering and applauding)

Nah, I'm not gonna (bleep) it up.

(laughing)

(upbeat music)

It'll be interesting to see

how Austin hands out the fans today.

Whether he'll be shady or a lady.

Think about the colors on the wall.

Okay, right.

And so that'll help you with your photo.

You want the color coordinate, right?

Maybe you guys can help me out

with a little bit with the colors.

'Cause I've never been great

with coordinating this kind of thing.

Coordinating colors.

But yeah, I mean.

So there's a lot of blues and grays.

And then some of them say like, funny,

like, do you know what that means?

We have a lot of gay vernacular, gay jargon.

There's not gonna be things a lot of the straight guys

in the group are gonna know.

Power verse.

Just when you're on top, right?

Top or bottom.
It's when you do both.

You're just really aggressive either way.

Oh, okay.

(laughing)

Yas.

Yeah, so had to get some clarification on those.

But, you know, I learned something today, so that was good.

Girl.

So daddy, I'm gonna give that to Shawn.

Shawn, okay.

Good choice, good choice.

He's pretty much the daddy of the crew, so.

He's been playing it up all the, all--

You know, he's on my team

so I wanna give him something that he can really excel

and get into character.

So I think that would be perfect for him.

Okay.

I could see Wayne rocking this one.

Okay.

I'm gonna give Wayne the doggy doughnut one.

I had to decide if I wanted to tailor each fan

to like a person well,

or if I wanted to kinda mess with them a little bit

or give them a bad one.

I gave Owen the gold one to kinda try to mess with him a bit

'cause it's like it doesn't match anything.

You know what?

This one is going to Lachlan.

I mean, he might get distracted.

I don't know.

That might be a good thing for you.

Ooh.

I'm gonna sabotage somebody.

So you're giving him a conflict of color choice.

Conflict of color.

I mean if they can pull it off though,

that's mad respect, you know?

Makes it a good challenge for them.

You don't know what's happening today with eliminations.

What if someone on your team has to go?

You want to stand out on your team as well, right?

I myself, I'm gonna go with slay.

Slay, oh well, slay all day, all right.

I think it's a pretty good choice, that's it.

And he obviously just wants slay, right?

I just wanna slay.

Slay the competition.

All right, man, I don't.

(upbeat music)

Hello, Caroline.

Hey.

How are you?
Good, how are you?

Good, thank you for being here.

All right, you guys.

So you're gonna have three minutes with Caroline.

Remember you want to feature the fans,

the underwear, and the mural.

Now, who's on Wade's team here?

You guys really need to pick it up,

because Dan's team is kicking your ass.

I would like one of you to win.

Dan's team is running away with this at the moment.

Which I'm planning on addressing today.

May the odds be ever in their favor.

Austin, who's up first?

First we got Owen.

Here's your fan, I've got a bit of a challenge for ya.

Ooh, Owen, let's see what your fan is.

The front.

They usually give gold to first place, so.

Yeah.

Oh.

Yeah, it's a little bit comforting

that he picked me first

only because that means I feel like I'm a bit of a threat.

All right, let's go.

Good.

(camera shutter clicking)

(upbeat music)

Keep, let's work with that more.

The same thing.

Just turn your head this way more, okay?

I feel like I did not do well today.

I feel like I choked.

Good, oh!

Yeah.

Stop it.
Head there, eyes at me.

Okay, let's move it up a bit.

Oh, it's looks great.

So just come forward a few feet.

Everything that I had practiced

or had in my mind beforehand,

like I kind of just like didn't do that.

I didn't remember it.

Okay, go crazy.

Show me your favorites.

All right, time is up.

Good work, Owen.

Wade, is that fan backwards?

Bleh!

All right, Austin, who is number two?

Yeah, no, it was.

Lachlan.

Let's see what your fan, oh.

Are those?

Come on now.

Like I'm a penis fan, but like I'm not surprised

because he's shady, I'm shady.

I think we know Lachlan well, Austin, good work.

I was here for it, like I liked the penis fan.

I was all for it, yeah.

Woo!

Great work, Lachlan, great work.

(models applauding)

When I feel like my spot is threatened, I'm just like, mm.

Like, who am I becoming?

Okay, I like your lower body,

I don't like your upper body.

The photographer.

Not my favorite.[

Move the fan this way more.

Yes, way to go.

Watch the fan though, make sure it's facing the camera.

There you go.

We wanted to bring in different photographers

because every photographer's gonna have a different style.

Good job.

That we need to see how they adapt

during these photo shoots.

Let's look at the wall a bit.

Oh, no, no.

Come back.

Do you like that.
I like that.

She liked that.

She's a wedding photographer.

She doesn't really, like, understand

that like when you're working with male models.

Now slowly bring it closer to your body.

It's a different type of photography.

So you need to get a little bit more involved.

And when you're saying go here, go there, show us!

Good.

If a model can't get along with different photographers,

next.

Whatever.

(upbeat music)

She's a wedding photographer.

Not my favorite.

If a model can't get along with different photographers,

next.

All right, Austin, who's next?

Who is next, Austin?

Next up we're gonna do Patrick.

I feel like you've worked a fan once or twice.

I'm very comfortable with a fan.

So when they brought all those fans I was like,

ah, perfect, this is a challenge that I can do.

I really liked that pose.

Go back into there.

Let's just change some things up with the fan.

You gotta work it.

(laughing)

She was very organic.

First on the floor!

(Caroline laughing)

I think Patrick killed it.

That body is ridiculous.

It'd be pretty hard for him

to screw up any shirtless photography.

(laughing)

(models applauding)

Thank you.

So that leaves Chet.

I'm interested to see what Chet brings to the table

considering he came back last week

and chose to join my team.

Make it work.

I like to go on the winning team

because I like to be with winners.

And I consider myself a winner.

(upbeat music)

I really like the fan that I got.

Almost like Versace.

Find the green on the wall to match the fan.

There you go.

Looking good.

Now you guys know how hard it is

to walk with a camera on you.

And finally, somebody gets it.

(laughing)

I think I did good,

but I did think I could have done better.

Good job, Chet.

Good job.

(models applauding)

You guys did very well.

Too bad if you didn't 'cause we can't redo it.

But good work.

Caroline, thank you, that was great.

We have a whole nother group for you to shoot next.

Wonderful.

All right, go away.

All right, good job, boys.

We did it.

(upbeat music)

Here is your next group of beefy men.

Are you guys ready to do this?

Oh yeah.
Ready.

All right, Austin, who is first in this group?

First we got Tristan here.

Ooh, Tristan, all right.

Great, ooh, what's that say?

What does it say?

Power.

Power verse.

Power verse, show.

Power verse?

I do not know.

Yes, of course there's things

the straight guys aren't gonna understand.

We're gay.

I don't know, with power verse, you know, I'm kind of.

(slow rock music)

But the yellow from the flower

is actually matching the, oh, he hid it.

Open that fan a bit more.

Good.

He's power verse he can do all of that.

Oh!

Oh my god.

Oh, oh, wow.

(Robyn laughing)

Boys.

That just happened.
That is happening.

Okay, I'm here.
Planners.

Golly, I'm feel, I'm blushing.

Definitely got a package.

Yeah, right?

I think my photo shoot went really well.

(models applauding)

Next up we're gonna do Chad.

What's it say, Chad?

Oh, honey.

Aw, that is so you.

I like that.

Oh, honey.

(laughing)

So we're gonna start right here.

Facing me, don't move.

I've been eyeing up these fans on the website,

just in case I got quizzed.

So I was pretty stoked.

He's accessorized to the gods.

Yeah, I really like

that he brought all of his things today.

Now you're gonna walk forward a few feet.

I was just gonna work it.

Oh, I like that.

I'm loving this like walk episode everyone.

Yes.

All right, it's a wrap.

You're done.

I feel like I did pretty well.

(models applauding)

Yes.
Feeling confident today.

Wayne is going next.

Wayne.
Here we go, big guy.

What does Wayne's say?

Oh.
Puppies.

Aw, 'cause you're so sweet.

The one I had was pugs and doughnuts.

And that was really cute.

And I'm kinda cute I guess.

So it kinda worked with me in so many ways, right?

Watch the fan,

make sure it's the right way around on there.

You gotta turn it around.

Wayne was a little bit frantic

and he doesn't really know what to do

or where to put his arms.

Yeah, there you go.

Ooh.
Wayne.

The model in him is being unleashed.

Aye, yi, yi, yi, yi.

Friends say to me, how do you walk down that runway?

Like, don't you get nervous?

And I'm like, it's about the cause.

If you remember that, and why you're there,

then it's easy to do.

Ooh, I like that!

Good job.

Growing up in Newfoundland,

I left at a very early age to join the military.

And the military, were really closed minded

about any gay issues.

You know, I was persecuted almost daily.

You got such a great smile.

At the end of my career I finally came out to them.

They demoted me.

Took my rank away.

And then I end up in jail for a period of time.

And then eventually thrown out of the military.

But I try not to be bitter about it.

I try to chalk it up as a learning experience.

And it made me who I am today.

(laughing)

I'm grateful.

And I'm in a lucky place today.

So that's good.

I think it's my time to shine.

Yeah!

Get those shorts off.

I'm excited to see what you picked for yourself.

Oh, you're about to slay.

Okay, let's see what you got.

Honestly, that was like the most time I've held a fan

in my entire life.

Make sure it's fully opened.

So I'm like, okay, how do incorporate this into,

you know, my different poses and moves.

Can you do that again,

but kinda look up, up a bit?

Come on, Austin, you got this.

I did what I needed to do I think.

Someone call it, slay-cious.

And you're done.

Good job.

Well done.

(models applauding)

Last, we have Mister Shawn.

Here it is.

Oh, daddy.

What is it?

I'm good.

(models cheering and applauding)

Of course.

That's even fitting.

All the guys have been calling me a certain thing

and so he called me it.

All right, you ready?

Oh, no, actually, I think, Caroline,

what do you think about moving down a little bit?

Oh.
Yep, it's up to you.

Does that sound good?

Yeah, that sounds all right.
We'll go a little bit,

a little different.
I guess Shawn

has a specific plan.

I actually asked if we could go down

to a different position.

Make sure that I stand out to, when it comes down to that.

Oh, he wants to work a bar.

Hey.
Oh, honey.

Here we go.

He's literally even wearing a daddy outfit.

Could it get any better?

Always.
Showcasing.

Oh!
What?

I felt really good, and I felt comfortable with it.

Just felt really confident on this one.

That's it.

Good job.

Even with the wardrobe malfunction

you killed it as per usual.

Like a professional.

Well, you guys, that's it.

We got everybody in.

Caroline, thank you.

You were amazing.

We're gonna keep you around to go through the photos.

But for now, you guys can go put your pants back on.

Or not.
Or not.

Whatever you want.

Work it, Chad.

Work it.

Confidence level is moderate.

We have to stand out.

I'm not the top model right now, but I'm trying to be.

Felt kinda awkward.

And I don't think I gave too good of face.

Maybe I set the bar, but like,

I don't know how high to set it.

And I didn't set it high enough.

It's getting a little tense, you know.

And kinda nervous type stuff, yeah.

Oh my god, like.

Maybe I set the bar, but like, I didn't set it high enough.

(upbeat techno music)

Yeah, I'm freaking out.

Shall we take a look at the pictures

and see how the boys did?

Let's do it.

Yeah, I'm excited.

First up, Owen.

I thought Owen brought it today.

He's very dynamic.

We got a lot of different shots, there wasn't.

Right, it's harder when you're the first person to go

because you haven't had, seen anyone else yet.

Absolutely.
And you don't know

how the photographer works.

And what's interesting here

is that Austin gave him the gold fan as a form of sabotage.

Oh, I didn't know that.
So, do we think that worked?

Or it kinda?
No, I think it backfired.

He ran off with the gold medal on this one.

What did you guys think about Lachlan today?

That he wasn't bad, but he wasn't.

He wasn't, like he wasn't--

Extra.
Extra like Lachlan

really is.
I needed that extra Lachlan.

I thought he actually showed

a little bit of personality.

Eventually.
And I got to see it.

Yeah.
He's more cheeky

than he was today, and I really like that side of him.

Okay, here we go.
Patrick can do no wrong.

Right off the bat.
I mean, those arms.

He knows how to flex his muscles.

He does.
He knows how to pose.

He knows how to work that butt of his.

Yeah, yeah, very dynamic poses.

I thought his accessories really matched as well.

He found his favorite position with his foot in the air

and on his back.
On his back.

Now, Tristan dropped trou, which I respect in a man.

Let me just say.

We saw full bald.

I was worried when I was watching him what he was doing.

But I feel like he did really well.

I think he improved

from last week for sure.
I agree.

Which is also what we're looking for.

Night and day.

How do we think Chad did?

We saw a lot of his personality today.

I think he was having fun.

Yep.
Which makes the photos

more fun

I agree.
I think he had the most

variety in all his poses.
Yeah.

Every single one was different, you know?

I love Wayne.

I just think that he didn't quite know

what to do with the fan.

It was hard for him.

His hands were kind of all over the place.

He doesn't have any experience.

Sometimes newer models, they go through them quick

because they're almost not confident with the poses.

Yep.
The last couple

got a bit better.

I felt he got more comfortable with it.

That one's good.
That's cute.

Austin.

Watching him, I thought that he wasn't super comfortable

with it to start.

But it looks like no matter what the camera loves him.

There was definitely some concern

with how these were gonna turn out, for sure.

Yeah, we all had it.

Especially, a bumpy first couple of minutes to watch.

I really like this.
But I think he overcame it.

Yeah, I like that one.
Yeah, I feel like this,

this could be in an ad already.

Let's see what Shawn did.

He really had this, a plan in mind, and he went for it.

How do we think it went?

It's great that he chose his own spot,

but this challenge was about showcasing the murals as well.

The murals.

When you're posing with an accessory,

you don't need so many other accessories.

You're right.
I agree.

You're right.
Yep.

He'd been doing so well in the past couple weeks

that this is a little bit of a letdown for me.

I know.

All right, let's look at Chet.

He's someone we brought back to the competition.

Yep.

And he's really been given a few opportunities now.

And it was interesting to see him do it, you know.

I feel like he just didn't own the fan.

And he didn't own the environment.

Those are bad.

We can say though, he was given a fan

that does not work with the background.

Yeah.
True.

But the rest of it's not working either,

unfortunately.
Yeah.

The last couple got a bit better, I felt.

He got more comfortable with it.

All right, so we've seen all of the photos.

What are your thoughts on a clear winner in this?

I think some people definitely stood out.

Which is great, hard challenge.

I still feel like things aren't quite even enough.

And that you're a little stacked.

So I think what we need to do

is shake things up a little bit.

What we're gonna do is we're gonna do

a whole new schoolyard pick.

No.

And you're gonna get new teams

minus one.

We're gonna leave one guy standing.

Was this his idea?

No.

But I think he really likes it.

What you guys now have to do

is decide who we're gonna send home.

'Cause one person will not be picked today.

Okay.

I know, but we have to make a decision.

(upbeat music)

Hello, boys.

Hello.

How are you?

Good.
Doing awesome.

I have to say you guys did so well today.

Congratulations on a great photo shoot.

Really good work.

You all did really well.

Like, good job.

Now there is a winner.

And I am very excited to finally say

that it is from Wade's team, finally.

(cheering and applauding)

Congratulations, Wade.

Thank you, Robyn.

You're very welcome.

Before we get to the winner,

I still feel like we need to shake things up a little bit.

Teams are a little uneven.

So, we're gonna do a new schoolyard pick.

And you're gonna get new teams.

So, Wade, we're gonna let you pick first.

And you will pick and let us know who the winner is.

Go ahead.

All right.

I'm gonna go with

Owen.

Yay!

Congratulations, Owen.

Yeah, that's flattering.

I hope other people think that I'm a threat too.

I am a (bleep) threat.

They better watch out.

Dan.

All right, this was actually the runner-up

of the photo shoot.

Austin.

Good job, Austin.

(models applauding)

Great work again.

Wade.

Well, I'm gonna steal

one of Daniel's strongest competitors.

Patrick.

Ah, I see what you did there.

Congratulations, Patrick.

Dan, who is next?

All right, I'm going to welcome back

Tristan.

Yay, welcome back, Tristan.

Wade, go ahead.

Well, I've been fan squirreling over this contestant

since day one.

I'm going with Lachlan.

Oh!

Thank you.
Your welcome.

All right.

We are getting down to low numbers here.

Who's next?

All right, we're gonna mix things up a bit.

And welcome Chad to the team.

Ah, congratulations, Chad.

Come on in, welcome.

We're down to three.

And we're only going to be picking two more.

So whoever's name is not called sadly,

you are eliminated today.

Wade, who's next?

Well, this contestant no longer needs to fret.

I'm going with Chet.

(laughing)

Who is writing your material?

Oh, it is down to Wayne and Shawn.

Wayne, Shawn, this is our final pick.

Dan, go ahead.

All right.

Well first of all, thank you very much, both of you.

Last, but not least, the addition to my team

is going to be Shawn.

Oh, yeah.
Ah.

Congratulations, Shawn.
Welcome back.

Wayne, I am sorry to say today was your last day

in the competition.

Okay.

But we have absolutely loved having you

and your pants around.

Thank you for everything.

I felt like I was gonna get through,

so I don't know what happened.

I'm a little disappointed.

But you know, it was good experience.

And I learned a lot.

So it's all good.

I'm quite happy.

I'm gonna hire you as my personal shopper.

Oh.
A hundred percent.

So elimination sucks ass, let's be clear.

When is it gonna be your turn?

It's scary, man.

A group of swell, good-looking guys

that are all bringing it, right?

It's like anybody's game.

Well, boys, you're in your new teams.

How do you feel?

Good.

Nice to mix things up.

Yeah.

I'm very excited to see what we do next time.

Congratulations, guys.

(models cheering and applauding)

Yas.

All right, this is the dream team now.

One, two, three, Dan!

Woo!

Marker.

He incorporated the mural.

I thought he did great.

I hate that word.

What to do.

(laughing)

Good enough.

Oh, geezus.

(laughing)

Ready to do it?

Yep.

Go six!

Oh, I didn't do it.

On three, you'll flick it.

On one we're flicking 'cause you're going backwards.

Two.

(playful music)

The, what the?

They worked your fans so well.

(bleep).

What did I say?

Okay, ready?

Are you guys ready?

And action.

(wind rushing by)