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brothers for life.

Marcus?

Where you going?

I'm getting out of here, man.

My brother needs me.

Are you sure that's a good idea?

Look at the last email he sent.

Wish you were here.

Hit me up if you're ever in New York.

He's got too much pride to admit it,
but this is a cry for help.

It feels like you're reading too much into
this.

Why don't we see what Matilda thinks?

She says to follow your heart.

Thanks Matilda.

Goodbye, Keith.

Here, you take her.

She's a very generous lover.

No, you keep her.

You're her rock.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no.

I know.

I'm worried about him too.

I'm going

to be standing when they come in,
right?

What do you mean?

These are big-time TV people, me,
they care about image.

What do you think about this?

Go buttoned this.

Oh, uh, maybe the legs closer together.

It's too much.

Okay, what if I stand sideways?

You know, head down, And as your
assistant, I have the best seat in the

house.

Mea, I couldn't do any of this without
you.

Thank you.

There he is!

Hey, there's our superstar.

Great to see you.

Wow, Rudd, I forgot how humongous you are
in person, brother.

Yeah, he's really kind of built like a
duplex, isn't he?

Yes, I am terrified of you right now.

You're like a freak from a lab or
something.

Way too big.

Big old guy.

Yeah.

So, uh, are we going to do this?

Did I make the cut?

Why tell you when we can show you?

Come on, have a seat.

This season on NYC Hustlers, Haley
Boyajanian are back.

I have a foot fetish, a square foot
fetish.

After a battle with brain cancer,
my father tragically passed away.

But on the flip side, I sold a condo to
his radiologist.

But there's a new agent on the New York
scene.

His name is Rudd Landy, and he didn't come
to play nice, he came to close deals.

I built my firm from the brick by brick
one listing at a time.

Just a chubby kid from New Jersey with
nothing more than a real estate license

and a dream.

And if that name sounds familiar to you,
it should.

Rudd is the kid brother, a billionaire
hedge fund manager and man about town.

Josh Landy.

DJ Philanthropist Money Mogul,
he does it all.

In other words, Rudd has a chip on his
shoulder the size of the big apple.

I may be the new kid on the block,
but I'll do anything to get out of my big

brother's shadow.

on this season of NYC hustlers.

Oh, good.

Look at him, speechless.

He's pretty exciting, huh?

Yeah, uh, I don't remember seeing that
thing about my brother's shadow.

Yeah, you didn't.

We used AI to add in some dialogue for
you.

Isn't that cool?

We do it all the time.

Yeah, it's just temp though, don't worry,
we have options.

I got these big muscles so I could feel
like a big boy and not my brother's little

bitch for once.

It's so relatable.

I mean my heart aches for you always in
second place always overlooked but now

here's your chance to finally shine yeah
hey hey please don't hold back we love

feedback give us feedback maybe less Josh
you know maybe more me how much less yeah

like what percent less like zero maybe
zero of Josh and then I'd go up to a

hundred.

Right, so you don't want to be
overshadowed by your brother, kind of

exactly what the intro was saying.

Yep, I'm struggling to see the issue here.

Look, guys, I'm super pumped for this
opportunity, okay?

I know what being on your show could do
for me and could do for my firm.

And I'll say this right now, I will crush
this because I am ready to run with the

big dogs.

Wow, wow, wow, did you feel that,
Lenore?

Oh, I felt that.

Mm-hmm.

That's our angle right there.

Yeah.

That's it.

If you can bring that big dog energy to
our show, we won't even need Josh.

Oh, I'll bring that energy.

I will be the big dog.

Oh, he'll be the big dog.

It's been a while since we've seen each
other, and I know our schedules ever

really aligned, like ever.

But I was reading your last email,
and I had an epiphany.

At the end, when you said, see you later,
it made me think, what if later was right

now?

The thing is, my life is actually pretty
great.

I've been traveling a lot lately,
spending more time in nature, making new

friends.

You can play through.

Hey, how's everything tasting?

Oh, are you a waiver?

No, just curious.

Anyway, I know how busy you are,
so I'm doing us both favor.

That's right, I'm coming to see you,
big bro.

I was going to surprise you and show up at
your door, but I was just too damn

excited, like when you don't jerk it for a
week and then you finally see your girl

and you can't even get it out of your
pants before you're busting all over the

place What the fuck are you doing?

I asked you to watch my laptop while I was
in the bathroom.

Hang on one sec, but just in the middle of
thought here.

Busting all over the place.

Coming to see you, Big Brove.

Shit.

Hey Mia, coming from now on.

We could all our focus on this show.

It would be a real game changer force.

So exciting, and even if an unexpected
distraction were to pop up, we could

just..., we could just...

Right.

Whatever comes up, I trust you to handle
it.

Because the faster we get going on this
thing, more damage, even the smallest

obstacle can present.

Would you know if an F1 racer hits a
pebble at full speed, the car will

literally explode?

It will?

Yeah, it will.

That's your job to get rid of all the
pebbles.

You were saying?

Um, I was just saying that your car is
waiting for you outside.

Here I come.

Maybe D.

Okay.

Brothers!

D.

D for this event.

It's incredible I'm some round here.

Hey, how's your meeting?

We start shooting in two days?

You're serious?

Yes.

Finally going to be playing in the big
leagues.

I just, I don't you know that all the
sacrifices we've making this a family,

we're about to pay off big time.

I am so happy for you.

Okay, you better get back to work.

I still have a few more asses I need to
kiss.

Do you think?

Where am I sitting?

Table five?

Your brother's there already.

He knows.

This is the castle, the castle,
the castle.

How do I look?

Is my face look puffy?

I always points out if my face is puffy.

Red, you look great, okay?

All right, I promise.

Honey and I are all drinking.

Oh, George Jubbis, thank you so much.

The lovely briefcase.

And he goes, did you open it?

There's a million dollars inside the
briefcase.

I thought the briefcase was a gift.

That's a gift.

Hey, there he is.

Get him.

He's a realtor.

and I'm going to be on this season of NYC
hustlers.

Oh my God that is amazing.

Remind me, what is that again?

It's a big reality show.

That's perfect for you.

That's exactly what you should be doing.

People love that reality stuff.

It helps them forget how shitty their
lives are.

Hey, congrats, you deserve it.

Thanks.

So are you selling your house?

Yeah, no, it's time.

She's been good to me, but you know,
yeah, look, now he doesn't want to be

listing his older bro's place.

I mean, he definitely doesn't want to be
dealing with business, Josh.

Below asking.

Whoa!

Whoa!

Below there is a wah!

Wow!

Stop!

I'm gonna sleep a little easier tonight.

and that would not be possible without
your generous, generous donations.

Oh, but Landy, my husband.

Ten thousand dollars?

Oh, my God.

Honey, I love you.

Well, that looks like it's all of our
donors for this evening and I am so

grateful to each and every single one.

Okay, I guess we have a special video this
evening.

It's Paris.

When Josh told me about mattress miracles,
I was obsessed.

Anyone who knows me knows there's nothing
I'm more passionate about than solving the

homelessness crisis in America.

That's why I'm donating $100,000 to the
cause.

He gets the great work.

I love you Josh.

Oh my goodness.

Why does he always have to do me like
that?

What are you trying to prove dude?

And he lists his 19 million dollar house
doesn't even mention it to me?

Why don't you just tell him how you feel?

I'm not going to beg for his business.

It's exactly what he wants.

All he does is fuck with me.

Dude, you've made it.

What happened?

What happened?

You do look good.

He meant it in a mean, he did.

He'd do look good.

He meant it in a mean he'd like he'd like
he'd like he's not.

And at some point, given that much money
is even helping, I mean, think of all the

tax issues you're going to to untangle
now, I'd hate to be in your shoes.

Are we still talking about this?

Nope, you're right.

I'm done.

Oh, Maxine.

Oh, who is a pretty girl?

I thought we agreed no more random
disabled pets?

Well, she was on a kill list.

making an impact.

Hey, knock it off!

Gosh, you're scary Maxine.

I told you not to text her.

Well, you weren't making a move,
bro, what is going on with you too?

Okay, there's this hot girl, they're just
transferred from Owens.

And I met her first, and we were vibing.

Shane knew that I was into her.

The only reason she's talking to me.

Obviously, isn't it possible she likes
Corey and not you?

Dad, mom's not having a stroke.

Shane, your mother's not having a stroke.

She just has a soft spot for underdogs.

Oh, underdogs.

Enough.

Corey, come here.

As you know, my brother bullied me a lot
too growing up.

I used to bring girls home all the time
and in the morning I just see him

Tiptoeing out of Josh's bedroom after a
night of expert love making.

I know you talked about it a lot.

Yeah, but did I let his antagonism in an
eight sexual ability to defeat me?

I used it as fuel to make myself bigger
and stronger.

You want to punch above your weight.

You got to learn to push beyond your
limits.

Okay, pal?

Okay, pal?

All right.

That was the hospital.

My brother was in a car accident.

It's okay.

He's a fighter who's going to pull
through.

Are you Red Landi?

That's me.

Is my brother okay?

He will be.

It was quite an accident.

He was very lucky.

Is he awake?

Can you see him?

He's sedated now, but he should be up
shortly.

Okay.

Follow me.

Who the fuck is this?

That's on his brother.

Are you sure?

I'm sorry there must be a mistake.

We're looking for Josh Landy.

Not Marcus Pinchell.

Marcus who?

So it's right here, please contact Rudd
Landy Big Brother.

All right, Marcus, this game is called a
horse.

So if you miss a shot, that's an H.

Got it?.

That look pretty painful.

You sure you're all right?

No one's ever asked me before.

Hey, do me a favor.

Don't tell anyone you got hurt while you
were with me or I could get in trouble.

He won't notice.

I can hurt a lot.

You want your hat back?

No, I'm good, you can keep it.

We're brothers now, right?

Brothers for life.

Brothers for life.

Ha ha.

Right.

What?

What is going on and who is this person?

I don't believe it, but I think that's my
little brother from a charity thing I did

in high school.

You were a big brother?

You never told me you did that.

I did it because I thought it would look
good in a college application.

I think we hung out five times.

Well, you obviously had a big effect on
him if he had a big effect on him if he

had him if he had a big effect on him if
he had a big effect on him if he'd,

if he'd, if he'd, if he'd, if he'd,
if he'd, if he'd, if he'd, if he'd,

if he'd, it.

Is that you?

Say something.

You want me to say?

Anything.

Hey, Bud, how you feeling?

Is that really you?

Are you an angel disguising itself as the
person I trusted the most in order to help

me cross over?

I don't know.

It's me, it's me.

Of course it is.

And here I was wondering if you changed.

So, uh...

What have been out to all these years?

Well, I just got out of a long-term gig
and had some free time on my hand,

so naturally I came to see Big Bro.

Yeah, I had to meet your lovely family.

But this lovely I did not expect.

She is beautiful.

Out of your league, dog.

Yeah.

I mean, you fucked up.

It's nice to finally meet you.

those big-ass rippling muscles.

The strongest one is his heart.

My God, he is so sweet.

There he is.

Oh, full house.

Don't mind me, I just have to change his
bag in bedpan?

And let's get that catheter out.

Thank you, Norsand, you're too good to me.

Oh, someone's been staying hydrated.

Been dying of uncles down with those
knuckleheads.

Too bad you're stuck here though.

Not for long.

He'll be discharged this afternoon.

The doctor said he had skull damage.

Oh, there was there already.

One of my foster dads got ripped one
night, put me in an old washing machine,

then rolled it down a hill.

I got a huge dent up here.

It's like a cup holder.

like 40.

Maybe you can stay with us for a night or
two.

That's a fantastic idea.

Could you give us a minute please?

Sure.

I love their energy.

What are you doing?

That's not a puppy for my kill shelter,
okay?

He obviously doesn't have anyone else to
turn to.

Besides he drove all the way here to see
you.

Yeah, that's not a red flag for you?

Well, what are we supposed to do?

He's got nowhere else to go.

Wait, before we know it, he'll be renting
out each of his holes just to afford a

motel room.

I hear you, okay?

But the timing on this could be worse.

I started shooting tomorrow.

Come on.

It's only one night.

One night.

We're actually cleared my sinuses.

Don't worry you won't have to mess with
all this although he may need to use a bed

pan for a few days just until his bowel
solidify.

Perfect.

Right I just have a few questions about
his care if that's okay.

Oh sure!

I'll see yes.

Yeah your son just the best isn't she
between us I think she wants to hit this.

I'm good for you.

Whoa tap this as like a double IPA.

I heard you the first one I'll let you
know if it's not necessary.

Oh, I know, but I got you.

Bro code.

Oh man, I can't believe getting my shit
rock by a dump truck ended up being the

greatest thing that ever happened to me.

Oh, we are happy to help.

Aren't we run?

Hold up.

This is your ride.

Dude, I've never been to one of these
before.

Hey, hey, hey, don't touch the glass.

I bought this with my first big commission
check.

So it's more than just the car to me.

Hey, hey, what the, hey!

Sorry about that, let me just do it.

Oh!

I got a friend at the AutoZone,
he'll buff it right out.

No, wait, this is your neighbor.

What?

Are you shitting me?

Dude, this is your house.

Rudd found it before it was even listed.

Of course he did.

He's a real turn.

The most pimp job there is, is.

bench ads, open houses, plowing for sale
signs into the lawn with those ballistic

missiles you call arms.

I am so damn proud of you, dude.

Hey, you think you could teach me?

I want to learn anything or two?

Yeah, you know what, Dee, I got Marcus.

Why don't you go on it?

Okay.

To learn real estate from the master.

Limboo!

Beautiful rakes.

You there?

Huh.

How'd you

come here?

What do you mean?

You expect me to believe that you had no
one else at a call?

Was it some straight money grab?

If so, name your price?

For what?

For you to jump directly into an Uber and
now come inside?

You can't honestly think we're brothers,
right?

What about our emails?

What emails?

What emails?

Okay, now I know you're fucking with me.

Listen to me.

Uh-huh.

You're going to go inside, okay?

You're going to say thank you?

No, thank you.

Because you remember you have to spend
time with your actual family instead of

your pretend one.

Jane, Corey, there's someone we'd like you
to meet.

This is your dad's little brother,
Marcus.

The boys, get in here, you two.

Come up.

Okay.

Who is this guy?

I'm so confused.

Yeah, Dad, I didn't know you had a little
brother.

That term is being used rather loosely,
but that's okay..

How long?

he in town for?

Well actually I think I better head out.

Wow already you just got here.

I thought you said he had nowhere else to
go.

You're right.

I did say that.

Then I realized I should be with my real
family instead of my pretend one.

Did Rod tell you to say that?

How much did he offer you?

To be fair, we never quite landed on a
number.

Yeah, just ignore him.

He's got a lot on his plate right now.

You know I was sensing a little bit of
that?

Boys grab some spare bedsheets in a pillow
for your Uncle Marcus.

Oh my God, I'm Uncle Marcus.

Hey, we're gonna get to the bottom of
whatever's bothering you, bro.

I'm starting to think it's no accident
that I showed up when I did.

Oh, I got it.

Oh, that's my boot, you're feeling.

I'm not erect.

Why does this thing so slippery?

Uh, I told nurse on you go heavy on the
bassoline for my wounds and it got all

over the place.

Oh, oh, shit.

We just had to let him stay in my office.

Well, you couldn't even get him up the
stairs, so he'll be safer down there

anyway..

Oh, Lily.

What happened to the guy I married who
said the only thing that matters is

family?

Yeah, family I'm related to.

He's not my actual brother.

Why are you so upset about this?

Maybe he came back into your life for a
reason.

Or maybe I'm upset because there's a
stranger sleeping in our house.

And when I was carrying him up the stairs,
he said he wasn't erect.

But he definitely was.

Well, he's staying.

Deal with it.

I can't afford to deal with it.

I have to be on camera tomorrow and now
I'm all stressed out.

You were already stressed out?

You think?

I mean it's only my entire reputation and
everything I've ever worked for on the

line.

Whatever.

Okay, maybe this Marcus stuff is just
dredging up some old feelings like

whatever's going on between you and Josh.

I'm turning on Red Moddra.

Good night.

Run in Deerdrey.

You've found in each other not only love,
but trust, respect.

Enjoy.

As you step into this new chapter
together, be your days be filled with

laughter.

Your hearts and kindness.

Hey, sorry.

Am I being too loud?

Oh, you're fine, you're fine.

You're fine.

You're fine.

You're fine.

We're watching our wedding video.

and years.

Look at my hair.

It's beautiful.

The whole thing is so beautiful.

It was a killer wedding.

No, it's more than that.

It's your love.

It's infectious.

You can see it on everyone's face.

You guys found it.

The thing we're all looking for.

We were so happy then.

Uh-oh, we're picking up on a past tense.

Now I'm feeling tense.

Everything okay with you too?

Oh, it's...

It is late, you do not want to hear about
this.

Yeah, you're right.

I don't want to hear about it.

I need to hear about it.

Come on, girl.

This is the same space.

Here, Shish.

I don't know.

Oh, I don't know.

Oh, he's so focused on this reality show
that he's all that he ever talks about..

I think growing up in his brother's shadow
really did a number on him.

I see complicated dynamic there.

Yeah, I just might want my husband back.

And let me guess, it's been a minute since
you and Rudd have taken a trip down to the

bone yard.

What makes you say that?

In my experience, nothing kills a man's
libido faster than feelings of insecurity.

Okay.

I guess it has been a while.

But it's not all his fault.

I have been busy too.

Sure.

But is it possible that Rudd being so
distracted is left a void that you're

trying to fill with your own projects,
dedicating yourself to being in service of

everyone but yourself?

I've never thought about it that way.

You seem to know a lot about this stuff.

Yeah, well the apartment complex I was
living in before this happen to have a lot

of therapist.

And when they get home from work,
HIPAA be damned.

But I'm just glad I got here when I did.

Our man is hurting right now.

He feels like he has to pretend to be
something he's not, just to be worthy of

our love.

Yeah, he does seem to be in a lot of pain.

I'm going to get the old rug back and
re-ignite that beautiful spark if it's the

last thing I do, honey.

Now, I hope you do not mind.

I looked in the fridge earlier and I saw a
heavenly white.

Oh.

Not unlike yourself?

Oh, what?

Madam?

Yes, please.

As you wish.

Cheers.

died on 9-11, an unrelated casino fire.

Okay, we gotta go get shit.

Morning, bro, yeah, morning.

I see you helped yourself to my clothes.

Uh, is that okay?

You have my word, I will wash them before
I leave.

Oh, that's not necessary.

Oh, no, 1, 1,000 percent is.

I have a medical condition where my sweat
smells like cat piss..

You know what you can keep him?

Thank you, cutie.

Go off, Queen.

All right.

See you boys later.

Hey, where you going?

The adoption event, I told you about it
yesterday.

It's on the calendar.

No, what about him?

This is my first day of shooting.

Well, Marcus actually had a really good
idea.

I just figured, since you said you'd teach
me real estate, I could shatter you today.

No, no, no, no, absolutely not.

You're worried I'll get in the way.

That's one of my many concerns,
yeah.

All right, I gotta go.

You guys figure it out.

Break a leg.

Nothing to figure out.

He's not coming.

If you really don't want me there,
I respect that.

The last thing I want to be is a burden.

So nice you to understand that.

Yeah, I can just kick it around here,
not a problem.

I'm sure I can find something to get into.

Oh, shit.

Look, like my keys in the oven.

God damn it.

Oh, Oh, fire in the hole!

Whoa!

Suck it, bitch!

Almost burned the entire house down.

Can you imagine?

And

up New York City!

And I'm New York City!

Yeah!

Christ, get in here!

Holy shit, dude!

Is this really my life?

It's only the same thing.

Hey, we're doing my own neighborhood,
bro.

We should swing by the basketball court.

You still owe me a rematch.

No idea what you're talking about.

Don't pretend you forgot, bitch.

I'm driving a car!..

Hey, I owe you an apology.

I just been so focused on my own mental
health that took my mind off of your

needs.

Something operation that may have
triggered some stress.

Yeah, this.

You.

Yeah, but it's more than that,
isn't it?

I got the sense from Deirdi.

You've been a little distracted lately.

She told you?

No, she confided at me because she cares
about you.

What she say?

She implied, you guys might be having some
problems in the sack.

You do?

I'd be gummy worming too.

But he's gummy worming, all right?

Well, whatever the problem is,
I promise it's all in your head.

Your penis is probably a totally normal
size and just looks tiny next to your

massive body.

You know what, even if I was too
distracted to have sex with my wife,

which I'm not.

But if I was, it's just, because I won't
Dijder to do you're going to do you're to

stop being so hard on yourself to have the
best life hard for your wife.

Just set aside some time for a date and
book her on the first light to Pound Town.

Take a cab to Boneville or a rickshaw to
Sexburg.

Ha ha!

There he is.

There's the run I remember.

I really appreciate you opening up to me
like that.

I'm not opening up to you.

That is not what's happening here.

Joshi dude, he's gonna be so surprised I'm
here.

No, we don't, we don't, I- We don't- Ruh,
what up?

Brad?

Hey Josh, so- That is Marcus, he's my
little brother from a charity thing I did

in high school, and he is here for some
reason.

Right, okay, uh, it's gone to check-in.

You seem a little off the other night.

I know you're under a lot of pressure with
the show and all but taking of your mental

health is really important, Okay,
you're getting to be that age where some

guys snap and annihilate their whole
family or whatever.

You know what?

Maybe I can get your obsession with my
life coach.

Well, ex-life coach.

I'm basically coaching him now and it's
been amazing.

Hey Josh, Josh, you know what,
I'm fine, okay?

All good over here, you have no idea how
good I'm doing.

I'm actually on my way to go shoot my big
reality show, so everything's fine.

almost as much as I do.

Thanks to stay here, okay?

In the car?

Yeah.

Is that even safe from the seat?

I'll crack a window.

What if there's an emergency?

No matter what happens, do not leave this
vehicle or touch anything inside this

vehicle, okay?

I'll break the other leg.

Ouch.

Happy shoot day.

You ready?

We need to talk.

Oh, am I in trouble?

Remember a few years back and my little
brother from that charity thing just he

emailed us out of the blue and I told you
to handle it?

Yeah.

You send him the same response we send all
the wackos, right?

I did.

But then he wrote us back.

Follow a protocol and deleted it,
right?

It was too sad.

He was too sad.

He was all alone.

and it seemed like you two were really
close so I wrote him back as you.

Meia you realize what you've done?

I'm sorry you were just really busy and I
knew you wouldn't want to turn your back

on him.

It seemed like he really needed you.

Oh Jesus.

He was going through a lot and at the time
I was going through a lot and at the time

I was going through a lot remember my dad
left my mom for the guy in his polades

class.

I couldn't sleep.

I couldn't sleep.

as we speak and I can't fucking get rid of
them.

What's up?

What's up?

What's up?

I'm Kieran.

Hey, Rudd, honor to meet you big fan of
your work.

Thanks man.

I'm excited for you.

Big audition.

Oh, no, I've actually been added to the
main cast already.

Is that what they told you?

Let me guess.

They shot a title sequence for you?

Yeah.

Oh, man, if I had a dollar for every
God-forsaken soul, a title sequence that

never made it to air because they cracked
out on day one, I can make an all-cash

offer on this brownstone.

Did you pick an angle at least?

Angon.

Uh, Lenore said she liked the big dog at
it for me.

Mmm, unfortunately, we already have a big
dog, that's a big dog.

since Chase Greer had a mini stroke and
then a regular stroke and then OD'd.

Why did I drink so much coffee?

I've got a piss.

It's already going away.

Now it's back.

Okay, everyone.

Okay, so we're going to start with the
scene where Rudd and Kieran are competing

for this listing, all right?

Right.

We're doing it.

Excuse me.

I just want to ask you guys what do you
think about a catchphrase if I'm lucky

enough to close the deal?

I was thinking mansion accomplished.

Manson accomplished.

Why would you reference Charles Manson?

No, mansion accomplished because it's
usually like mission accomplished.

Oh my god that's way worse.

I think that's just yeah let's just hold
off on that for now okay just for now.

Cool cool no problem.

Let's try one shall we all right people
we're making TV magic.

Trust me.

mysterious outsiders the way to go.

I should go for that in the first take.

It might be the only take you get my man.

And action.

Hey there, I'm Kieran.

Oh, I know who you are.

Big fan.

Greetings, Red Landy.

Big city realty.

You may not be familiar with me.

That's because I operate in the shadows.

life is weird.

I used to pass by this house every day
when I would take my dad to his chemo

treatments.

But just a thought of getting to sell this
house one day helped me get through it.

I was so inspired by the architecture.

I never share information about my family.

Okay, let's cut there.

What's up?

Was that okay?

Well, it was...

Well, we love that you tried that.

It was definitely something.

Let's do one where you don't try that.

Now it's coming like a wave.

Don't do it, Marcus.

You know the rules.

Don't touch anything.

Don't get out of the car.

Is there a cup in here or something?

Big gulp cup.

Everyone has a big gulp cup in their car.

It really was such a blessing to see this
beautiful piece of property.

Yeah, it really is a master work in both
designing construction.

That's something I know a lot about.

It's more than just a car to me.

And I know this place is more than just a
house to you.

All right, this is crazy enough to work.

There we go.

Oh my god, my neck.

Just gotta get my penis in the proper
position.

Hoho!

Victory!

Hoh!

The car of that quality is a great
investment, because anything that has

value truly appreciates over time,
just like this house.

Ooh, that's a lot.

No, no, no, no, no, no, can't stop.

No, ah, uh, uh, that's up my nose.

Ah, that's up my nose.

The point is, you need an agent who
understands the real value of

craftsmanship, and see your home as more
than just a place to live.

A home is an extension of ourselves.

You put your heart and soul in this place,
just like I did when I built my company to

be one of the top agencies in one of the
top agencies in New York.

He'll be like a giant nap, now.

Okay, nobody's got nothing.

And I just rob like this.

And I'll just rob like this.

Oh, oh, and he shattered the window and a
car drove by and rip the door off.

I know when you accept an offer you put a
number in the value of your labor,

and I promise.

Sorry, we should cut.

There's a guy pissing all over the car out
there and he shattered the window and a

car and a car off.

the door off.

Oh my fucking god!

Keep rolling we can use this.

Oh no it's okay don't mind me I'm Rudd's
little brother sorry to interrupt I just I

had a little emergency but we're all good
now Jesus Christ Marcus what the hell did

you do this is your brother no no it's my
little brother I'm a charity thing I did

like a million years ago listen I can
explain it.

Oh!

Back dude!

Marcus!

I'm calling the police.

Here, put all your weight on me.

I'm sorry, who are you?

I'm Mia.

Rudd's assistant.

Oh, looks like we got something in common.

We both think Rudd's a fucking boss.

He seems fine.

Let's just go back inside.

Oh, well, wait a second.

Yeah, I'm all good.

I could use maybe a band-aid or a couple
napkins.

Oh, he's a lot of blood.

Uh, medic, medic, medic.

Enormous?

Gosh.

Gosh, no.

My head's killing me.

Are you sure you don't need an ambulance
or anything?

Nah.

As long as I got my big bro with me,
I'm all good.

I'm all good.

Sixteen foster families, can you imagine?

How'd you know that?

Oh, I was just guessing, based on what Red
told me.

Anyway, then one day my life changes.

The day I walked into the YMCA and signed
up for the Big Brothers Little Brothers

Program and met this angel prince right
here.

And when he looked into my eyes and told
me we'd be brothers for life, I knew I'd

never be alone in this fucked world ever
again.

as you.

Are you kidding me, ruin the whole thing?

Total disaster.

It was going great.

Everybody was loving it.

And then he fucked me.

I knew he's going to fuck me.

And he fucked me.

Oh, hey, I hear you.

You do?

Yes, I mean, the show is really important
to you, and you need our support right

now.

Yes, I do.

It's just...

You know, my whole life, I've always felt
like I...

I don't even know how to say this.

I was less than something, like I always
have to prove myself.

Oh my God, Rod, you don't have to prove
anything.

Babe, babe, just not right now,
okay, please?

Are you sure?

It's been a minute since we've taken a
trip down to the vone yard.

Where'd you pick that one up?

What do you mean?

I mean that was his advice, wasn't it?

I want to do a therapy sessions you had in
the middle of the night.

It doesn't matter whose advice it was.

This guy is this.

Maniac has infiltrated our household.

Jesus, calm down!

What is your marriage counselor now?

I am not taking relationship advice from
him.

You and I are fine.

Are we're not doing this right now.

I need to sweat this out.

Can we just talk about this?

Why don't you talk about it with Marcus?

He seems to have it all figured out.

We make it too much noise?

Uh, yes.

Sorry, that's all me.

I'm a bit of a squealer.

Yeah, you are.

Hey you remember Nursange, right?

The place is gorgeous.

Thanks for having us.

And I forget, did you meet her boyfriend,
yeah, yeah, you're.

I don't believe I have.

I like to watch.

Yeah, year's being modest, he throws out
some pretty killer suggestions if you and

deer driver want to open up.

I'll put you in an email threat.

We'll try to keep it down.

Can make any promises.

Oh, she can't make any promises.

Oh, shit.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

And wake up.

Oh, now you want to talk?

Marcus is fucking nurse Sange all over my
office.

And if that's not enough, her fucking
boyfriend is just sitting there naked on

my fucking leather chair.

It's a threesome or is he just watching?

That's your question?

Well, it's a big difference.

Aren't they equally inappropriate?

Think about what he's just trying to have
a little fun.

Somebody is?

Wow.

Wow.

Oh, God, that was fun.

It was your brother's really nice.

Oh, my God, what a sweetheart,
right?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I like that.

I do too.

Oh, it was my pleasure.

So fun.

I like that.

I do too..

Okay.

Another fucking on the hood of your car,
hunt.

Just FYI.

Hmm?

The blood gates are opening.

There goes your car alarm.

Oh, look, now the Meyersons are getting a
little bit of a show when we get an angry

call from them in the morning.

I'm on this new SSRIE, it takes me forever
to come.

God, his stroke came to so weak.

He should take a lesson from you.

What's going on?

Yeah, Dad, what the fuck?

I'm about to tell you what the fuck.

Sit down.

Rudd, whatever it is, we're here for you
and we support you.

Great, because I found something,
something rather alarming.

Ah, shit.

Sit on the shaft or the groin area.

It's not on any...

Nurse Sanch has a similar situation.

Hey TV Star, you fucking did it.

Really?

It's amazing.

Yeah, yeah, you guys are magic together.

Me and Karen?

You and Marcus, the network really
responded to him.

Really?

Yeah, the uptight older rich white guy.

He reuniting with his underprivileged,
diverse, younger, arguably hotter,

Long Lost Brother.

It's fucking classic, Rudd.

Sure.

It has it all.

Rags to Riches.

Wish fulfillment.

White guy getting this car banged up.

You love to see it.

Let's see him struggle one.

For once in his life.

Just a little.

So anyway, we're just going to need the
two of you to come down and shoot a new

title sequence with a new title sequence,
But hey, look, if you're not feeling it,

we could always just focus on Marcus.

Do like a kind of fresh prince thing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, over where you give it
to Haley.

Hmm, I love that.

Introduce Marcus as her little brother?

What?

That's sexy.

Hey, anyway, we're hoping to make a
decision by this afternoon.

Okay.

Ciao for real.

Like a brother?

You were saying?

Yeah, I was saying.

Yeah, I was saying.

As you may have noticed, Marcus,
I wasn't necessarily 100% on board with

you being here.

What?

Did anyone else pick up on that?

Regardless.

Possibly I have judged you too quickly.

That's on me.

Those are just my own insecurity's lashing
out.

I apologize for that.

And...

Yes, good to have you back in my...

What was that bro?

Yeah, Dad, you kind of mumbled that last
part.

I said, it is good to have you back in my
life.

Come on, Marcus, keep it together.

The most beautiful words you've ever
heard.

I am so proud of you on.

Oh, I thought you said you found something
alarming.

I did.

Deep within myself.

Oh, great.

Well, I have some big news too.

I reached out to Big Brother's little
brothers, and I told them your story,

and they went crazy for it.

So crazy that they want to make you their
honorary Big Brother of the Year.

I reached out to Big Brother of the Year.

Yes, more like big brother of the century.

Yeah, and then we can make it a reunion
event where we help reconnect big brothers

with their little brothers who haven't
seen each other for a while, just like you

and Marcus.

And guess what?

They want Marcus to present you with the
award.

Isn't that amazing?

Oh, look, D.

He's crying.

Oh, my God.

Let the tears flow.

On NYC Hustlers, there's a new season and
a new reason for attitude when we add two

dudes.

There's never a dull throwment when these
two guys are around.

I don't want to speak for my big growl
here, but we've been given a gift.

We get to live together, work together,
go home and talk about work together.

He exhales, I inhale, it's like we're one
organism.

So absolutely I wanted to show you the
stage, we've got a great lighting

designer.

And on the stage we could also get a great
photo hop with everyone wearing the little

brothers big brother's hats, I think it
would be super cute.

I was a little hesitant about you at
first.

Thought you were just another meat hat in
the suit selling condos, but seeing you at

your brother, you got a heart,
and I like heart.

Mansion.

A goble.

That is so funny.

It's usually a mission, but you said
mansion instead.

Yeah.

That's a good.

Today is actually the anniversary of my
dead father's passing.

Okay, I think we got it everybody.

Yeah, that's a wrap.

Thank you all.

Great stuff.

Great job.

Yes, show.

You are so funny.

.

We're living the dream the dream.

We're living the dream.

We're living the dream.

What don't you say so, bro?

Yep.

Living the dream.

Ha ha ha.

So what's our plan?

What's our plan?

The mark is problem.

Problem.

Do you have eyes?

I was the inspiring underdog who everyone
was rooting for.

And now my screen time is in free fall.

You and me?

We're on death row, my man.

Okay, now it's not ideal, but on this
connection to the show, shouldn't that be

good for him?

And that's what Jill Zaran thought when
she invited her friend Bethany Frankly on

the set of real housewives of New York
City.

Now Bethany has the world's leading skinny
margarita mix and Jill lives in Boca.

you need to find a dog big enough to chase
him out.

A 10 and over.

10 million dollar listing and over.

A mother-fucking showpiece.

Something that they can build an entire
episode around that keeps heat attention

on you and not Marcus.

But whatever it is, you better think of
something fast where your little brother

is gonna send us both to Boca.

And you will never be the big dog.

Hey, making coffee, huh?

Yeah, you want some?

Sure.

I actually like mine with honey and a
little cayenne pepper.

Get out.

Gives it an extra kick.

What, that's how I like it.

Stop it.

Yes, look, I'm making it like that right
now.

That is so fucking random.

Gosh, crazy.

Okay, enjoy.

Cheers.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes, I.

Howda?

Hoobestank?

Get the fuck out of here, girl.

You putting on some motherfucking stank in
the middle of the day?

Yeah, it's one of my favorites.

Really bittersweet, but yet...

Uplifting?

Yes.

That's like kind of me and Rudd's favorite
song.

We talked about it over e-mail a ton.

I mean, it's like kind of our thing,
you know?

Your thing.

You and Rudd, totally.

Hey, can I ask you something?

You're Rudd's assistant.

Do you have any tips on how to connect
with him?

We had this magic over email, but since
I've been here it kind of feels like he

doesn't want me around.

I'm just trying to get that old spark
back.

What did you like about his email?

Girl, just about every damn thing.,
so funny and smart.

Emogee game tight.

We just really connected, you know?

Listen, he's been really focused on the
show and he's kind of insecure about the

whole thing.

So if you could just let him have the
spotlight every once in a while?

Wait a minute, was I hogging the
spotlight?

Just a little bit.

Oh, God, I had no idea.

Thank you, Mia.

It's been really nice working alongside
you.

Same.

Yeah.

The way I see it, great opportunity for
you, not just financially, but also

professionally.

You know being on the show is going to get
your top dollar for the house.

Yes, but at the same time, you can promote
your personal brand.

Ready, ready, ready, you got to relax.

I mean, you're selling me so hard you're
going to blow out a hammy.

You want to listen my house for this show.

I'm men.

You are, you are?

You are?

You are?

what this means to me.

Ain't I think for my...

Huh?

Okay, so I'm just going to tell the
producers you're going to give me the

listing then.

Why don't we say that for the show?

Make it more interesting?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Of course.

You're going to give me the listing
though, right?

Don't even worry about that.

available but he just doesn't seem like
he's interested he's just still so in his

head.

Desperate times call for desperate
measures.

You might want to think about eating that
ass.

Excuse me?

Wait, have you never done it?

No!

Are you...

Isn't that kind of gross?

Oh my God, are you kidding me?

It's the oldest form of lumb-making.

No.

And getting your flavor-cave tung is the
ultimate hard reset.

It's hard reset.

You know when you turn your phone you wipe
the drive clean?

That's what having someone go Joey
chestnut on your cinnamon ring dust of the

human brain.

restores factory settings.

You're serious.

Oh yeah, you want to get him out of his
head?

You gotta get into his ass.

And personally, I think giving's even
better than receiving.

Oh my God, you are something else.

Oh, my God.

Bottoms up.

Little Brothers has just been incredible.

I feel like I finally found my true
calling.

Hmm.

You okay?

You seem quiet.

I just don't get it.

Why is Josh letting me do this?

Do what?

Put his house on the show?

I mean like, what's his angle?

Maybe because you asked him and he cares
about you.

Definitely not that.

You know he wouldn't even tell me if I got
the listing?

like he's setting me up for something?

What?

Okay, I've had it with this shit,
pull over.

What?

Why?

I'm so sick of you always being in your
head, so stressed about the show and your

your fucking brother?

You're as tight as a fucking teenage nun.

You heard me pull the fuck over.

You haven't done this in a while.

You haven't done this in a while.

You got the window.

God damn it, come on.

Okay, okay, I'm gonna, get back.

That's it.

Turn around.

Turn around!

Oh, we've got.

I'm gonna do something.

Is that your dad's car?

It sure looks like it.

Wait, what would be doing?

Why is dad facing that way?

I can't really make sense of how they're
arranged.

You will someday, son, son.

someday.

You look so cool.

Thank you, Mia.

You look lovely.

Well, they already started filming.

Everyone's ready for you.

Oh, no, they're not.

Oh, hi.

You're mintiest drink, please.

Oh, wow.

Oh, hi.

You're mintiest drink, please.

God damn look at this majestic silver back
until of a hunk I can't wait to hang back

and watch you shine twin hang back yes
that spotlight all on you tonight my man

I'm the wingman you are the king man come
on now

Gorgeous.

Thanks.

I love this outfit.

Reminds me a little Kim of my favorite
Missy video.

Super duper fly?

How funny.

Get out of my head.

Just call me little Kim Chee.

Oh my hello.

I'm kidding I prefer me.

Okay.

Yeah, I'm looking nice to you laying home.

Oh, big bro, bro.

Man, that's just your reflection,
stud.

You tell them how you got this place you
guys have to hear us.

Oh, hey I want to thank you for that
advice you for that advice you for that

advice you for that advice you for that
advice you for that genuine moment we just

had it's paying huge dividends I mean one
two three

Hey gonna hang back with me wants a big
dog do his thing I'd love that Okay.

You know, Josh personally designed every
aspect of this house.

So naturally, I had to make sure there was
enough for him for him, his true passions,

Chinese hot pot.

And my favorite combination is fish balls
and napic cabbage, until tomorrow when I

have a new favorite, of course.

Fish balls, huh?

I didn't know fish had testicles.

but I'm going to help myself.

Run's timing was...

Is that little brother you were telling me
about?

Yeah.

He's going to hang back for tonight.

No, no, no, it'll be ridiculous.

Marcus, get down in here, have a seat.

In there.

Yeah, come on.

You know what?

I'm doing my thing out here.

So...

So...

My brother is my brother.

My brother.

Oh!

Did I offer you a fish ballmark?

Yes, of course, I love hot pot.

I was fostered by two 95-year-old Chinese
sisters for a bit.

Let's see, what do you got here?

Swayzu row, da by chai, you won!

Oh!

She sha!

Is my block thing?

We're going to get another happy.

Wow, what a spacious master.

Oh, I didn't, we should cut.

No, just keep on rolling.

Where the magic happens, huh?

What does that mean?

Oh, you know, like all the sex and stuff.

Dude, it's really funny, man.

Hey, speaking the magic, let me show you
Phil is the bathroom.

Give us a break this.

This is where the real magic happens.

Who wants to rent the crim rape?

What are those?

Yeah, I'm not sure.

Justin Timberlake gave him to me.

He said it's the same shit he took when he
wrote the song for that troll movie so you

know it's got to be good.

Now, Rudd's a bit of a square so he's not
going to indulge yet means Marcus.

It's all yours baby.

Dude, I didn't know you parties like that.

Every day, bro.

Well, Justin said only do a tiny bump.

You didn't mention that.

Oh, well, anybody else?

No, I haven't.

All right, let's get out of here.

Hey, wait, you're going to do any?

Oh, me, man.

No, man.

I was just being a good host.

You know what's going to do you.

Okay,

you are fucking us right now.

You see what's happening here,
don't you?

Josh!

My brother's brother is my brother.

Marcus is going to steal this listing.

The listing is mine.

You're just another meathead in a suit
selling condos.

You will never be the big dog.

You need to keep Marcus away from Josh,
little bitch, bitch, bitch.

Right.

Hello..

The fuck is wrong with this guy.

I can't believe how much me and you and
Rudd have a common.

Yeah, it's pretty nuts.

I feel like the universe chewed me up and
spit me in your mouth.

Yeah, we're like a monozantois without
sex.

Human centipita commonality.

And that last people's out to my new
Broom, Monckay!

Hey Brother man!

It's my nerves!

I need your help.

You need my help?

Oh, jeez, I'm actually nervous.

Go out on the deck, all right,
wait for me there.

No matter what happens, don't come in
until they give me the signal.

Okay, uh, sure.

Rudd, are you okay?

You look like a glazed ham.

I'm fine!

The face is sucking me off.

Oh my God.

There you are, my man, I've been looking
everywhere for you.

Oh, yeah, just putting your amazing view
of my spank bank for later.

Oh, I get it.

I've pleasures myself too many times.

Brass tax women.

Yeah, I've been playing it cool with
giving the list into my place.

You know, maybe even acting like I'm
leaning towards giving it to you,

to you, to you, to you, to you,
to you, to you, to up the TV people what

they're what they want you, but the TV
people what they want.

But ultimately, I want the big man to have
a big one tonight, you get me,

right?

Yeah, of course, that's like my entire
thing.

Right, have you seen Shane?

DJ, I don't have time for that,
all right?

I'm doing something important.

What?

It looks like you're dancing.

Yeah, very important dancing, okay?

I'm keeping the camera on me, and I'm
keeping Josh.

Where's Josh?

Where's Josh?

Where's Josh?

Where's Josh?

Where's Josh?

Where's Josh?

Where's Josh?

Fuck!

We're going to go back in, we'll gather
the people together, make the

announcement.

Yeah, I just have one request.

Can I be the one to give him good news?

My brother's brother is my brother.

You got it.

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Oh, yeah!

He's not breathing

does anyone know how to do an emergency
tracheotomy?

I do.

One of my foster moms was the EMT.

Uh, excuse me.

Oh, shit.

Sorry.

I'm coming down.

Grudge got a metal straw in his pocket.

he did drugs with it, no time to explain
more.

Okay, once I stab his throat you put
pressure on it to slow the bleeding.

Oh, oh, oh, shit.

Oh, God, he's breathing.

Oh,

God, he's breathing.

Marcus, he saved him.

Marcus is a hero.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I didn't know.

a hero, right?

Wrong.

Rudd, what are you doing?

Oh, I don't know, hon.

Just wondering when we're going to cut the
shit and stop pretending this stranger to

this scam artist is part of our family.

Rudd, what are you saying right now,
bro, bro?

Don't bro me.

All right?

I saw you out in the balcony with Josh?

You're planning to steal the listing of
this house right from under me.

What are you talking about?

No, we weren't.

How can I trust anything you say?

You've been lying to us the whole time.

Hey, look at this.

Recognize that?

Oh, shit.

This is Marcus's hospital bracelet from a
fucking psych ward.

He's an escaped mental patient.

What's wrong?

Nothing to say now, huh?

No way out of this one now.

She's right.

I did lie to you.

I was afraid if I told you the truth that
you wouldn't accept me.

I've been rejected by so many people.

I was so alone that I thought I might do
something drastic so I checked myself into

a recovery center and didn't help at all I
guess I'm just meant to be alone I'm sorry

I lied to you right but I don't understand
our emails we had this connection he

didn't write those emails.

I did.

Oh, my, God, damn, and you were catfishing
me?

I wasn't catfishing you, Marcus.

Everything I said in those emails was
true.

I was just pretending to be someone else.

Okay, maybe that's the technical
definition of catfishing.

Yeah.

But why?

Because I didn't know you at all.

You're a stranger.

I am so sorry Marcus.

He didn't mean that.

Yeah he does.

But it's okay.

That's okay.

Marcus, wait.

Just leave me along.

Then cut.

I think we got it.

Good work everybody.

That was phenomenal.

Yeah, hey drive safe.

Okay.

Nice work, big dog.

You think that you...

All right, Marcus, remember, if I make
this you get an inch.

If I make this, you get an inch.

H.

No way!

Who's that guy?

Oh, that's my older brother Josh.

He's home from college and interning at
Goldman Sachs.

He can bench press his own body weight and
has sex with girls.

He is the coolest.

cooler than you??

get into a high school party.

Sorry, Marcus, I gotta go.

Some time next week?

Uh, yeah.

For sure, dude.

I'll call you.

Who the fuck was that?

Just some dumb charity thing I'm doing for
college.

Yeah.

Hey, big brother of the year.

Just checking in making sure you're all
set for tomorrow.

You're still coming out.

I thought I ruined everything.

What do you mean?

I don't know, destroying Marcus in front
of everyone, putting my brother in the

hospital.

Oh, oh that.

Yeah, yeah, you're all good.

I mean, it's a villain at it for sure.

It was like who raised this monster.

Tough to watch.

But the network is loving it.

They're eating it up.

The only problem is we don't really have
an ending.

And the only thing that audience is love
more than an iconic villain is a

redemption moment.

And so we think Marcus giving you the big
brother of the year award is the perfect

ending to your season arc brother.

Yeah.

You know after what I did.

the other night I don't think Marcus is
going to be there.

Let us worry about that.

Yeah, we've been in this situation before.

You have, it seems very specific.

We'll handle the Marcus of it all.

You just show up and be your great self.

Get excited.

All right?

Okay, we view you as family for real.

For real.

And we love you if you need anything,
call my assistant.

Jesus.

Dear Rudd, thanks for your last email.

Your words were super comforting during
the eviction.

And the trial.

You're the best big bro, a guy could ask
for.

Rudd, big bro, how you living?

Thanks for the advice you gave me.

The city...

I was in another plane crash and I'm once
again having major survivor's guilt.

F my life.

Hey brother, I just feel really alone
right now.

So grateful I can lean on you.

Dude, guess what, Rudd?

I saw a horse the other day, and it
reminded me of when we played horse.

Remember how I thought it was called
whores?

First thing I'm doing next time I see you
is challenge you to a rematch on the

courts.

Hey Rudd.

I'm so grateful to be able to call you my
brother.

The only family that hasn't abandoned me.

Brothers for life.

Life.

Brothers for life.

H.

Boys, I really appreciate you being here
for me for my big speech.

We're not here for you.

We're here for mom.

Yeah, to be honest, we're not psyched by
you accepting an award for a guy who's

life you're ruined, so.

I'll admit, not my finest moment.

But they say Marcus is going to be here
today, so maybe we patching up and move

forward.

We're going to go find seats.

Amazing.

You did such a great job.

Yeah, thanks.

I know you were looking forward to this.

If what I did took away from that.

I'm used to it right back where I started
throwing a big event for a fake cause.

Enjoy your night.

There you are.

Hey you see Marcus?

No.

I wouldn't be surprised if he never wants
to see me ever again.

Really?

I thought you two hit it off.

He liked me.

But he was still just getting to know me.

He loved you.

Marcus?

I'm so glad you're here.

Of course, big bro.

When missed it for the world.

Oh, look at you too getting along already.

I love it.

Yeah, but that's fun of Marcus.

What are you, the cops?

No, it's a body double.

He's gonna hand you your award on stage
and then we are going to paste Marcus's

real face right onto him using VFX.

You can do that?

You can do that?

You can do that?

Yeah, we can do that.

Most of the Oscar speeches you see,
people are busy, so it's just that.

We do that.

So he's going to give you your award,
you're gonna make your speech,

then Marcus here, he's gonna give you a
big hug, bro, I'm crying.

Talk about a viral moment.

You know, it's for the best that Matilda
broke up with me because dating a rock was

so hard, but this new relationship,
it's so much sexually softer and the

smells.

Oh, okay, Keith, that's a great,
great share.

Let's hit the pause button on that.

To be continued, yeah.

Oh, Jesus!

Oh, okay, Keith.

Marcus?

Oh, Marcus, we've been over this.

We can't readmit you.

Why not?

We just finished repairing the other
ceiling you destroyed.

Why didn't you just walk through the front
door?

I told you.

I was trying to sneak back in.

But you didn't need to sneak out in the
first place.

You were here voluntarily.

Doc, I feel like you're not even listening
to me.

No, you're not listening.

Look, I know you've had a hard life,
but there's nothing medically wrong with

you.

You're just kind of weird and extremely
lonely.

Are you kidding me?

Look at me, I'm a mess.

I went out in society, chewed me up and
spicotic break.

I need you duck.

I need help.

I'll suck your dick.

I'll suck your dick.

Look away!

Marcus, listen to me, barring some sort of
psychotic break, there's really nothing I

can do, okay?

I want you to stand there.

All right, there you go.

All right.

I'm okay.

Okay.

And I'm walking away.

Good.

No, no, no, no, no, no!

Not again!

This psychotic break enough for you!

I'm fucking loco essay!

I'm honored to be giving out such a
special award, one that only goes to the

most deserving of Big Brothers.

Someone who's dependable, humble,
and always puts his little brother first.

a man who would never turn his back on
someone in need.

Hey, looking good, Uncle Josh.

Would benefit him personally.

I'm going to make a more recovery.

Oh, what is that thing?

A lecture larynx, only temporary,
but it's the same one Michael Douglas used

after he got throat cancer from beating
his wife's

So please welcome our big brother of the
year Rudd Landy.

Love you big bro.

Love you big bro.

Thank you dear Dra for that incredibly
gracious introduction.

Thank you big brothers little brothers for
honoring me with this award.

Thank you Marcus for coming into my life.

us all these years later and our bond
couldn't be stronger.

Heck, sometimes I forget we aren't actual
brothers.

I can't do this.

Everything I just said was bullshit.

Marcus has been failed by a lot of people
over the years.

I think I might be the worst of all.

My whole life, I've been obsessed with
earning the respect of my own big brother.

My brother Josh, it's one of the most
impressive people I've ever met.

From the moment I could walk, all I just
wanted to do was earn his approval.

A man, even when I had it, I couldn't see
it.

That man checked himself out of the
hospital that I put him in just to be here

for me today.

is he never cared about how successful I
was.

Neither did Marcus or my Mark Deirdre,
who stood by me even though I became

somebody she didn't recognize.

Gosh that type of love is easy to take for
granted, isn't it?

But unconditional love is what being a
brother is all about.

It's what being a family is all about.

I didn't.

That's why I can't accept this award.

Hey Rudd, what the fuck are you doing?

Something I should have done a long time
ago.

Get my car, meet me out front.

No, you need to get back out there.

That is not an ending.

You have an obligation to the show.

Fuck the show.

I quit.

I'm sorry I ruined your event.

I'm so glad you did.

Deploy backup Rudd.

Love you, Big Groen?

Love you, too.

Yeah.

I'd like to thank my wife, Deirdre,
for that incredibly gracious introduction.

I would also like to thank...

Rod.

See you open up like that in there and
give me the courage to say...

I'd also like to thank...

always been a little jealous of you.

You jealous of me.

Oh, come on, look at your life.

Look at this beautiful woman, to kick us
kids.

And what have I gone?

A 19 million dollar house?

Yeah.

And I'm a glaring one, and a different
Instagram model in my bed every night,

two vineyards, and a group chat with
Robert Daddy Junior and about miles by...

what's important is what you have.

Your family, which is your legacy.

And I was glad to be a part of it.

Oh, hey, I got a go one.

Don't wait up.

Wait, where are you going?

Go and give my little brother back.

I can't believe you're letting me drive
this thing.

It's just the car.

So, what's the plan?

He can literally be anywhere..

Hey roommate, I missed you.

I missed you.

Who's that?

Jesus.

It's you been made from lunchmead.

I have to do a new one every week or it
attracts Furman.

That is the sweetest thing anyone's ever
done for me.

Man, you feel so much better than roast
beef.

I gave you a vagina.

Shit, it's locked.

It's locked.

I guess I'll book us a hotel and we'll
come back in the morning?

Ruh?

Ruh?

I guess I'll book us a hotel and we'll
come back in the morning?

territorial about my window.

It's my toxic trait.

Who are you looking for?

Marcus Mitchell.

Three windows over one up.

Thanks.

It's the Grinch again.

No, not this time.

It's a big strong guy.

Rod?

And someone's climbing up the wall.

Hmm, I guess.

It's the Grinch again.

Not this time.

It's a big strong guy.

Rod?

What does he want?

Marcus wants to know what you want.

Tell him I want to talk.

He wants me to burn down my high school.

What?

Ah, I'm coming in.

Oh, Jesus.

Okay, where are the cameras?

No cameras.

Just me or something?

So what?

You finally feel bad for me or something?

Well, don't worry, I'm right where I
belong.

I don't need your pity.

I'm not here to pity you, Marcus.

I just want to talk.

I don't know what came over me with this
show.

I'm just always willing my brother to look
at me a certain way.

The truth is, and I didn't realize it
until you were gone, but the way I want to

see me, It's the way you see me.

I've been looking for it ever since I was
a kid.

It's been right there in front of me the
whole time.

You're the brother I always wanted,
Marcus.

I'm just sorry I haven't been there for
you.

And I'm not just talking about these past
few months.

I'm sorry I wasn't there when your parents
died.

And he had to move into that orphanage and
Dunbar.

He ran my emails?

Every single one of them.

I'm sorry you lost her brother,
Manny.

He had to go through the painting of that
all alone.

Manny was my best friend.

I never got to tell him I loved him.

Well, I'm not trying to replace him.

But I want you to know that from here on
out, I'm there for you.

Brother.

I thought you said we weren't brothers.

Yeah, I said a lot of sleep with shit.

But you and I were brothers from life.

Don't say it if you don't mean it.

Wouldn't dare.

Well, then can you say it again,
because I really like hearing it?

Brothers for life.

life.

life.

All right.

Good luck.

See a die.

Hi.

Hey, Marcus.

There's something I need to say to you.

I'm

not a perfect person.

There's many things I wish I didn't do,
but I continue learning.

I never meant to do those things to you.

And so I have to say before I go,
that I just want you to know I found a

reason for me.

to change who I used to be.

A reason to start over new.

And the reason is...

I'm sorry.

I can't do this right now, Mia.

I get it.

earn back your trust?

What?

You kidding me?

We just nailed that whole moment.

We just sang a hubbus thing song together.

Oh, so hot.

We're definitely going to blurring each
other's holes tonight.

Probably again in the morning,
that's going to be a short session.

I want to walk crooked to work girl.

It's just that, uh, run and I have some
unfinished business to attend to.

this baby I ain't scared.

You sure you want to do this?

Absolutely.

You've been waiting for this for a while,
uh-huh.

Okay, we'll start easy.

One foot left-handed.

Okay, beginners look.

It's okay, it's okay.

Too easy, big dog.

Yeah, I'm just warming up.

Check this out.

Oh, no, yeah, go take me.

I'm not scared.

Oh, I'm bringing the thunder and the
lightning.

Oh my shit gosh geez see okay who let's
call no give me the goddamn ball check

this out it's probably your concussion
redo that was a little warm up yeah kobe

kowb be something's up with it did you
notice Nice!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Broker Brothers commercial, scene one take
one.

Hi, I'm Red Landy.

And I'm Marcus Landy.

And we're the Broker Brothers.

We put the real in real estate and we can
help you find your forever home or that

perfect rental that suits your needs,
right Marcus?

That's right, right, right, but keep in
mind nothing is forever and there's

forever, and there's no such thing is
perfect.

And inevitably we all meet our maker in
the end.

God, can we try a more upbeat version?

I was trying to be real.

No, let's just go again right away.

You want a back massage?

Hard pass.

You could use a back massage.

And I studied in Bangkok.

It's gonna hurt for a while.

You gotta trust me.

Get in a fucking gun.

Oh yeah, call me the trash heap for
Braggle Rock.

I don't know that reference.

Oh, well, it's Jim Henson's lesser known
work.

Get on your knees, bitch.

You want to be my toilet?

I'm sorry, what was that?

Go back to me?

for you're buy it back and double the
price.

No, cut, we're not doing that.

Boom in the shot.

Oh shit.

Sorry, my bad.

Fuck.

I'm a fucking idiot.

You're doing amazing, okay?

Just relax.

You call me a liar, bro?

Yeah, I guess I am.

Well, you're not.

It's easy.

Meryl Streep hasn't given an acceptance
speech in 20 years.

It's a small Filipino man who stands in
for her and we paste her on to him.

And it works.

Let me spot, yeah.

And three, and four.

And I didn't brush my teeth, I'm so sorry.

You are my mom, you are my mouth,
you are my everything.

Get off of me.

Okay, all right, okay.

Yes.

I know.

Can you get it in your mouth?

Oh, that's on my nose!

And so my nose!

This is crude humor.

And I will not be a part of a project with
such disgusting taste.

This would pair nicely with Rudd's ass.

What were those doing to be you little
freak?

69, 72, 83.

I don't know any of those.

John Tesh composed the NBA on the piano.

on that song fucks.

Broker Brothers Commercial, scene one take
39.

Broker Brothers will out-mussel the
competition.

We'll make sure you get the most ripped,
bulgy.

Oh, God, man, I can't do this.

Oh, really?

Oh, come on, don't be such a stick in the
ride.

That was right under our nose is all the
time.

for attitude when we add two dudes.

There's never a dull bromet when these two
guys are around.