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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:13,043 STUDIO 2.0 presents 2 00:00:15,648 --> 00:00:19,846 In association with OCN KOCCA, and KTB Network 3 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:24,651 a J TEAM Studio production 4 00:00:28,495 --> 00:00:30,486 The world has run out of all forms of energy. 5 00:00:31,164 --> 00:00:32,893 People built a new city by making 6 00:00:33,133 --> 00:00:35,693 a new energy with their excrements. 7 00:00:36,169 --> 00:00:38,071 Soon after the city's leaders 8 00:00:38,071 --> 00:00:39,572 announced two legislations 9 00:00:39,572 --> 00:00:41,563 to generate and control the new energy. 10 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:46,446 First, installing an ID chip 11 00:00:46,446 --> 00:00:48,073 in each of the citizen's anus 12 00:00:48,281 --> 00:00:50,272 to monitor their defecation level. 13 00:00:51,217 --> 00:00:52,377 Second, 14 00:00:53,019 --> 00:00:55,021 provide defecating citizens in return 15 00:00:55,021 --> 00:00:57,922 one addictive "juicybar". 16 00:00:59,459 --> 00:01:01,893 Later, defecation amounts have skyrocketed, 17 00:01:02,128 --> 00:01:04,392 but the city became full of addicts 18 00:01:04,631 --> 00:01:07,566 due to the juicybar's strong addiction. 19 00:01:08,334 --> 00:01:10,962 Illegal trade of juicybars became prevalent, 20 00:01:11,404 --> 00:01:13,167 and the juicybar's side effects 21 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:15,931 have created dumb pint-sized mutants. 22 00:01:16,209 --> 00:01:18,507 These mutants organized a gang to plunder juicybars. 23 00:01:18,945 --> 00:01:21,675 They became known as the 'Diaper Gang'. 24 00:01:45,805 --> 00:01:47,705 They're coming. They're coming. 25 00:01:48,675 --> 00:01:50,575 Hey, they're coming! 26 00:01:51,211 --> 00:01:55,045 They're coming. They're coming. 27 00:01:57,350 --> 00:01:58,612 They're going. They're going. 28 00:02:39,592 --> 00:02:42,152 They're coming. They're coming. 29 00:05:58,458 --> 00:06:00,221 Outta my way! 30 00:06:03,062 --> 00:06:06,088 Hey slowpoke, think you're faster? 31 00:06:06,599 --> 00:06:09,067 You betcha! 32 00:06:10,236 --> 00:06:11,260 Hey! 33 00:06:13,673 --> 00:06:15,971 Bald bastard. 34 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:21,212 AACHI & SSIPAK 35 00:06:27,019 --> 00:06:29,544 We are the forgotten orphans. 36 00:06:31,324 --> 00:06:35,260 We once dedicated our crap and youth to this city. 37 00:06:36,696 --> 00:06:40,188 But what did our leaders do for us? 38 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:42,891 Did they appreciate us for our crap? 39 00:06:43,369 --> 00:06:45,030 Never! 40 00:06:45,872 --> 00:06:49,575 We became addicted to juicybars, so we can never shit 41 00:06:49,575 --> 00:06:53,067 or even reproduce because our dicks have shrunk like peanuts. 42 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:57,144 Then they ran us out of this city like garbage! 43 00:06:57,750 --> 00:06:59,877 Why? 44 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:06,626 Because we've evolved into mutants, liberating ourselves 45 00:07:06,626 --> 00:07:08,821 from having to shit all the time! 46 00:07:09,295 --> 00:07:13,755 Diapers! Diapers! 47 00:07:36,155 --> 00:07:40,057 Nonetheless, we're in shitcreek now. 48 00:07:41,060 --> 00:07:42,994 Juicybars is our only source of food, 49 00:07:43,196 --> 00:07:45,426 but we haven't had any for a month. 50 00:07:46,332 --> 00:07:48,061 And why is this? 51 00:07:49,535 --> 00:07:52,060 Because of that special cop, Geko? 52 00:07:53,439 --> 00:07:54,997 No. 53 00:07:55,441 --> 00:07:57,577 It's because a whole bunch of you 54 00:07:57,577 --> 00:08:00,341 piss-ass dumb shits 55 00:08:00,580 --> 00:08:02,980 can't even blow away one fuckin' cop! 56 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:10,717 Stand up! 57 00:08:12,358 --> 00:08:14,383 This is your last chance to redeem yourselves. 58 00:08:14,827 --> 00:08:16,662 Tell me where we can find juicybars 59 00:08:16,662 --> 00:08:18,798 for our hungry brothers. 60 00:08:18,798 --> 00:08:20,533 Kindergarten defecation classes. 61 00:08:20,533 --> 00:08:21,868 Where were you before? 62 00:08:21,868 --> 00:08:23,927 A kindergarten defecation class. 63 00:08:25,137 --> 00:08:28,834 A juicybar factory? No, a juicybar market? 64 00:08:29,108 --> 00:08:30,473 No, how about... 65 00:08:32,845 --> 00:08:35,678 You freaks don't deserve to be called gangsters. 66 00:08:35,882 --> 00:08:37,483 Know what punks like you are called? 67 00:08:37,483 --> 00:08:39,917 I know! Hoodlums! 68 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:42,955 Yes, hoodlums! 69 00:08:42,955 --> 00:08:44,090 What? 70 00:08:44,090 --> 00:08:47,457 I mean, these hoodlums... 71 00:08:49,161 --> 00:08:50,997 A lot of hoodlums are 72 00:08:50,997 --> 00:08:54,398 dealing juicybars in Section 4. 73 00:08:54,567 --> 00:08:58,271 Hoodlums, you say... 74 00:08:58,271 --> 00:09:00,205 You bonehead! 75 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:03,373 There's only eighteen in here, not twenty! 76 00:09:03,743 --> 00:09:05,278 You swiped two, didn't you? 77 00:09:05,278 --> 00:09:06,836 Count it yourself, idiot! 78 00:09:10,316 --> 00:09:12,841 You hopeless chimp. 79 00:09:13,119 --> 00:09:15,555 You won't get your cut unless you get two more. 80 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:18,090 And no chick as well. Got it? 81 00:09:18,090 --> 00:09:19,387 You twirp! 82 00:09:20,059 --> 00:09:22,687 Why am I always doing the dirty work? 83 00:09:22,962 --> 00:09:25,192 Hey, you get the easy way out. 84 00:09:25,598 --> 00:09:29,500 I always risk my life being on the lookout. 85 00:09:31,737 --> 00:09:33,406 Go and get some more. 86 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:35,237 We need to make up for it. 87 00:09:35,441 --> 00:09:37,136 You little piss ant! 88 00:09:37,443 --> 00:09:40,003 Then every chick we find tonight are mine. 89 00:09:40,379 --> 00:09:43,015 And if you cheat me again and take off, 90 00:09:43,015 --> 00:09:45,279 you're really gonna pay this time. 91 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:51,090 Damn it, that hurt! 92 00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:52,284 Stupid mutt! 93 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:03,536 Today the police scored big again 94 00:10:03,536 --> 00:10:05,595 for mopping up the Diaper Gang. 95 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:09,542 We will rigidly tackle 96 00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:11,100 any insincere defecation! 97 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,504 Have any problems defecating? 98 00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:17,582 Well, I'm constipated. 99 00:10:18,017 --> 00:10:19,919 Drink! Dump-free Yogurt! 100 00:10:19,919 --> 00:10:21,443 FLUSH ITALL DOWN! 101 00:10:22,054 --> 00:10:25,024 Now get ready, gear up and... 102 00:10:25,024 --> 00:10:26,855 Headbump! 103 00:10:27,526 --> 00:10:31,464 One, two, givin' it to ya'. Don't get too wasted now. 104 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:34,695 Stop showing off and do some kickin'! 105 00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:37,837 Here comes daddy! 106 00:10:37,837 --> 00:10:39,429 Your juicybar is being prepared. 107 00:10:39,839 --> 00:10:41,329 Sorry to disturb. 108 00:10:41,674 --> 00:10:43,643 Man! That's one hell of a dump! 109 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,144 Juicybar delivery complete. 110 00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:46,771 Smells damn good, too! 111 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:51,579 The way kids shit these days is so impolite. 112 00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:57,785 He's such a hopeless case. 113 00:10:58,124 --> 00:11:01,685 His damn showing off gives me the runs. 114 00:11:02,461 --> 00:11:06,557 Abio, showing off here is useless. We're in the can. 115 00:11:07,266 --> 00:11:08,756 Screw off. 116 00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:12,230 Run! 117 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:22,773 It's too damn hot for this crap. 118 00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:26,442 Let's go. 119 00:11:28,254 --> 00:11:29,522 You little punks. 120 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:32,525 You assholes swiped a ton of juicybars in Section 4. 121 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,220 Think you're big shots? 122 00:11:35,995 --> 00:11:38,964 You cheating scums. 123 00:11:38,964 --> 00:11:41,091 There's taxes on what you made. 124 00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:43,426 What? 125 00:11:45,471 --> 00:11:48,372 Bastard got some balls! 126 00:11:50,109 --> 00:11:51,777 You little shit, 127 00:11:51,777 --> 00:11:53,210 stop being a wus again. 128 00:12:01,987 --> 00:12:04,523 Look here, cue ball. 129 00:12:04,523 --> 00:12:08,627 Unless you want me to make sushi out of your tongue, 130 00:12:08,627 --> 00:12:10,663 bring me 100 juicybars a day. 131 00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:12,290 Damn, you got cavaties. 132 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,199 Be a good boy! 133 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:15,924 And grow some damn hair! 134 00:12:16,602 --> 00:12:19,070 You know my boss's cell in prison, right? 135 00:12:19,271 --> 00:12:22,434 Hand the juicybars over to him. 136 00:12:25,544 --> 00:12:26,602 Let's go! 137 00:12:29,348 --> 00:12:31,816 Oh yeah, Jimmy says hi. 138 00:12:32,051 --> 00:12:33,882 You got a really good friend! 139 00:12:34,386 --> 00:12:35,353 Ciao! 140 00:12:35,654 --> 00:12:37,315 Jimmy, you son of a bitch. 141 00:12:37,857 --> 00:12:40,426 John Doe is this month's "King of Defecation". 142 00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:41,560 If you become the "King", 143 00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:43,796 you'll receive unlimited VIP service 144 00:12:43,796 --> 00:12:46,098 with beautiful girls at a luxurious resort. 145 00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:48,367 Try your best to defecate, 146 00:12:48,367 --> 00:12:49,935 and be the "King of Defecation". 147 00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:52,733 You can be the "King", too! 148 00:13:00,980 --> 00:13:02,447 Foul bastards. 149 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,979 How dare they stuff things into the sacred anus. 150 00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:09,722 Those beasts are the real traitors of our establishment. 151 00:13:09,722 --> 00:13:11,349 They're evil to our society. 152 00:13:11,690 --> 00:13:13,453 Don't you think, Captain? 153 00:13:15,861 --> 00:13:18,798 Chief, so you mean... 154 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,665 They're illegal anus users? 155 00:13:23,335 --> 00:13:26,272 - Like this, bitch? - Harder! 156 00:13:26,272 --> 00:13:27,573 - Like this? - Harder! 157 00:13:27,573 --> 00:13:28,908 - Like this? - Harder! 158 00:13:28,908 --> 00:13:30,009 - Like this? - Harder! 159 00:13:30,009 --> 00:13:31,499 Cut! Cut! 160 00:13:31,710 --> 00:13:32,802 Cut! 161 00:13:33,112 --> 00:13:35,414 You idiots, get it right for once! 162 00:13:35,414 --> 00:13:36,972 How many times I gotta tell you? 163 00:13:37,283 --> 00:13:39,376 Think we're shooting a cheap porn? 164 00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:41,042 You sluts. 165 00:13:41,787 --> 00:13:45,223 Each whip should be the sublime. 166 00:13:48,027 --> 00:13:51,697 A girl who sacrifices her anus to save the world. 167 00:13:51,697 --> 00:13:53,799 Oh how beautiful she is. 168 00:13:53,799 --> 00:13:55,096 Once this film is complete, 169 00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:57,825 it will be praised by critics and moviegoers, 170 00:13:58,037 --> 00:14:00,706 and be a world-wide success! 171 00:14:00,706 --> 00:14:04,977 Oh my Lord, how art thou I be this talented? 172 00:14:04,977 --> 00:14:06,069 Bullshit! 173 00:14:15,921 --> 00:14:18,287 Hey asslover, you're in deep trouble! 174 00:14:19,892 --> 00:14:21,621 You freak! 175 00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:31,163 Dr. Strange sawed another guard 176 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:33,405 into pieces again in prison. 177 00:14:33,405 --> 00:14:36,465 That crazy old fart. 178 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,010 He'd be cooked on the electric chair 179 00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:40,069 if he hadn't created our cyborg. 180 00:14:40,246 --> 00:14:43,315 Move him into the special cell so that he can't touch anyone. 181 00:14:43,315 --> 00:14:46,512 And report that he's cooperating very well with us. 182 00:14:47,253 --> 00:14:48,652 Yes, ma'am. 183 00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:56,395 Geko, good work and... 184 00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:59,762 My report for today. 99 kills and no arrests. 185 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,998 That despicable cyborg, how rude. 186 00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:13,302 ANAL INSTICT 187 00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:23,679 S&M MIZERY 188 00:15:26,558 --> 00:15:30,153 HORNYALIENS 189 00:15:40,372 --> 00:15:43,205 You freak, what's with your room? 190 00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:45,637 Don't you have anything kinky? 191 00:15:47,546 --> 00:15:49,411 He's totally high, man. 192 00:15:50,015 --> 00:15:52,384 Don't sweat it, dude. Keep stuffing his face. 193 00:15:52,384 --> 00:15:54,909 Look at him. I'm telling you, he's toasted. 194 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,452 Okay, okay. 195 00:15:59,491 --> 00:16:02,085 You like feeling high, you pervert? 196 00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:07,166 From now on, you're Shitman. 197 00:16:07,166 --> 00:16:10,067 Shitman. Shitman. 198 00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:14,033 Shitman. Shitman. 199 00:16:36,128 --> 00:16:37,060 Yes! 200 00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:39,059 I am! 201 00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:41,766 Shitman! 202 00:16:45,404 --> 00:16:48,635 Shitman, shall we save the world now? 203 00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:56,307 Here comes Shitman to bring peace to the fuckin' world! 204 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:15,868 That was so cool. 205 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,234 Let's take him to a higher place this time. 206 00:17:18,470 --> 00:17:21,240 Then he'll croak for sure, you meathead. 207 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:23,105 We need him for something else. 208 00:17:33,652 --> 00:17:35,517 What the hell is this? 209 00:17:36,422 --> 00:17:38,617 Pigeon poo? 210 00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:43,518 Is this the right way? 211 00:17:44,129 --> 00:17:44,925 Yes, sir! 212 00:17:45,130 --> 00:17:47,098 I'm positive this is the way to Section 4's prison. 213 00:17:48,534 --> 00:17:50,502 Oh, how corrupt the world is. 214 00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:54,501 A prison is a hideout for hoodlums? 215 00:17:55,841 --> 00:17:57,342 I'm bored! Give me a vacation! 216 00:17:57,342 --> 00:17:59,037 Who stole my Teddy Bear? 217 00:17:59,211 --> 00:18:01,111 This sucks! 218 00:18:02,481 --> 00:18:05,784 The world's too corrupt for good citizens like me. 219 00:18:05,784 --> 00:18:08,514 80 juicybars from the Razor Gang in Section 3. 220 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:11,287 80 juicybars from the Razor Gang in Section 3. 221 00:18:12,524 --> 00:18:15,186 25 juicybars from the Cobra Gang in Section 4. 222 00:18:15,727 --> 00:18:18,719 25 juicybars from the Cobra Gang in Section 4. 223 00:18:19,498 --> 00:18:21,227 A measly 25 juicybars? 224 00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:24,368 The Cobras seem to be out of heart lately. 225 00:18:24,803 --> 00:18:26,498 Yes, they do. 226 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:31,835 I'll break your balls if you sleep on the job again! 227 00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:36,046 Someone's here to see you. 228 00:18:36,515 --> 00:18:39,040 What does he want to snitch this time? 229 00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:47,558 - What the hell? - What's that? 230 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,737 Why are you stripping? 231 00:19:07,379 --> 00:19:10,837 How dare you, you looney! 232 00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:20,151 What are you going to do? Charge me for smoking? 233 00:19:26,598 --> 00:19:28,600 What's gotten into his head? 234 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:31,236 Of course it's prohibited, you freak! 235 00:19:31,236 --> 00:19:34,330 Who the hell do you think you are? 236 00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:41,440 That freak turned out to be a useful friend. 237 00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:49,782 Hey lady, time for the 'Misery' version. 238 00:19:49,988 --> 00:19:51,250 Misery. 239 00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:52,980 Misery. 240 00:19:53,425 --> 00:19:55,017 Misery. 241 00:19:55,661 --> 00:19:58,152 Misery. Misery. 242 00:20:00,999 --> 00:20:02,401 Misery... 243 00:20:02,401 --> 00:20:04,269 One, two, one, two. 244 00:20:04,269 --> 00:20:05,497 Misery... 245 00:20:05,671 --> 00:20:06,972 One, two, one, two. 246 00:20:06,972 --> 00:20:10,305 You freak! I'm gonna slice you in half! 247 00:20:14,913 --> 00:20:16,778 Write it again! Write it again! 248 00:20:16,982 --> 00:20:19,109 Write it again! Write it again! 249 00:20:20,652 --> 00:20:25,180 Didn't I warn you not to kill Misery without my permission! 250 00:20:29,661 --> 00:20:32,152 This is much better than the movie. 251 00:20:35,601 --> 00:20:40,061 If you won't give it up, then don't hit me at least! 252 00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:47,246 Crap, it's my first erection in three years. 253 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,544 You pervert. 254 00:20:52,651 --> 00:20:54,812 How dare you hit your director! 255 00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:57,354 Director, my ass. 256 00:20:57,656 --> 00:20:59,487 You crazy bitch! 257 00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:04,061 You call an animator a real director? 258 00:21:04,896 --> 00:21:06,363 Yes, I do. 259 00:21:07,466 --> 00:21:08,956 What a bummer. 260 00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:27,577 Hey, kid! What are you looking at? 261 00:21:27,919 --> 00:21:31,821 Who are you calling "kid"? You rude bitch! 262 00:21:32,491 --> 00:21:35,119 Isn't she totally hot? 263 00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:44,369 Damn horndog is at it again! 264 00:21:44,369 --> 00:21:47,805 Peabrain! We have to finish the job first! 265 00:21:48,774 --> 00:21:50,332 You horny bastard! 266 00:21:50,742 --> 00:21:52,573 Diapers, diapers, diapers. 267 00:21:55,914 --> 00:21:57,882 Die, you mushroom head! 268 00:21:58,050 --> 00:21:59,745 Shoot that crazy bitch! 269 00:21:59,918 --> 00:22:02,682 I mean that crazy asshole right now! 270 00:22:04,423 --> 00:22:05,890 Absent-minded myself. 271 00:22:07,025 --> 00:22:09,493 What's this red crap? Is the ceiling taking a shit? 272 00:22:35,987 --> 00:22:39,218 What the hell are all these diapers? Is this some kindergarten? 273 00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:56,864 Let's go if it's all done. 274 00:22:57,576 --> 00:22:59,510 Go, go, go! 275 00:23:03,682 --> 00:23:07,675 One, two, one, two! 276 00:23:21,366 --> 00:23:25,303 One, two, one, two! 277 00:23:25,303 --> 00:23:27,873 Go, go, go! 278 00:23:27,873 --> 00:23:29,841 Where am I? 279 00:23:33,512 --> 00:23:34,740 Aliens? 280 00:23:34,946 --> 00:23:35,913 Then that means... 281 00:23:36,515 --> 00:23:37,413 Then that means... 282 00:23:38,216 --> 00:23:39,080 Come to mama! 283 00:23:39,351 --> 00:23:40,648 You evil beasts! 284 00:23:59,871 --> 00:24:02,066 Alien Queen! Give me my baby back! 285 00:24:03,308 --> 00:24:04,969 Come on, bitch! 286 00:24:12,851 --> 00:24:13,977 Oh no. 287 00:24:32,003 --> 00:24:34,639 How can I give you a slow and painful death... 288 00:24:34,639 --> 00:24:36,732 I don't know why I did that, but... 289 00:24:37,075 --> 00:24:38,736 I'll compensate you with juicybars. 290 00:24:38,944 --> 00:24:40,212 Do you have any juicybars? 291 00:24:40,212 --> 00:24:42,840 Well, I don't have any now, 292 00:24:43,014 --> 00:24:44,749 but if my movie becomes a big hit. 293 00:24:44,749 --> 00:24:46,011 Movie? 294 00:24:46,218 --> 00:24:47,310 Yes. 295 00:24:49,688 --> 00:24:51,383 When my heroine takes a dump, 296 00:24:51,590 --> 00:24:53,859 juicybars come gushing out. 297 00:24:53,859 --> 00:24:55,292 Doesn't it sound like a hit? 298 00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:58,895 Juicybars gush out with just one dump? 299 00:24:59,064 --> 00:25:00,665 How is that possible? 300 00:25:00,665 --> 00:25:04,135 It happens only in a fictional world. 301 00:25:04,135 --> 00:25:05,670 Stop bullshitting! 302 00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:07,005 Just tell me how. 303 00:25:07,005 --> 00:25:09,496 Or else, you'll die in the real world! 304 00:25:09,674 --> 00:25:14,737 Right, I mean my movie is about a holy sacrifice. 305 00:25:15,380 --> 00:25:19,248 I mean in order to enlighten her... 306 00:25:19,417 --> 00:25:22,754 God digs out this corruptive chip from her anus. 307 00:25:22,754 --> 00:25:24,222 Yes, digs out. 308 00:25:24,222 --> 00:25:26,758 Then, he sticks a blessed chip back in there, 309 00:25:26,758 --> 00:25:28,385 so... 310 00:25:28,593 --> 00:25:31,696 So whenever she shits, tons of juicybars gush out. 311 00:25:31,696 --> 00:25:33,391 In other words... 312 00:25:34,165 --> 00:25:36,633 Yes! It becomes a magical anus! 313 00:25:37,435 --> 00:25:39,562 A magical anus... 314 00:25:40,639 --> 00:25:43,699 So he digs it out and sticks it in? 315 00:25:56,988 --> 00:26:00,856 You've been implanted with an ID chip at your birth. 316 00:26:01,159 --> 00:26:03,228 This is your soul mate 317 00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:07,130 to supply you with precious juicybars for a plentiful life. 318 00:26:07,465 --> 00:26:12,835 This ID chip in your anus is your second identity. 319 00:26:40,899 --> 00:26:42,992 Why didn't I think about this before? 320 00:26:45,170 --> 00:26:47,604 Since you gave me this great idea, 321 00:26:48,206 --> 00:26:52,199 I'll put these chips into your rear with honor. 322 00:26:53,912 --> 00:26:56,847 But... 323 00:26:57,849 --> 00:27:00,374 I don't shit very well. 324 00:27:01,686 --> 00:27:05,087 Nobody here can shit better than you. 325 00:27:06,024 --> 00:27:08,727 I'm extremely constipated, 326 00:27:08,727 --> 00:27:10,490 and I even have hemorrhoids. 327 00:27:20,872 --> 00:27:24,968 Sorry, I do a lot of things with my butt. 328 00:27:25,777 --> 00:27:27,244 Gross. 329 00:27:28,513 --> 00:27:29,775 Drop him. 330 00:27:31,082 --> 00:27:32,606 Wait! 331 00:27:32,917 --> 00:27:33,718 Wait! 332 00:27:33,718 --> 00:27:36,921 I'm gonna have an audition for a girl who's good at shitting. 333 00:27:36,921 --> 00:27:38,123 Wait! 334 00:27:38,123 --> 00:27:39,715 Please don't kill me. 335 00:27:40,825 --> 00:27:42,315 If you don't kill me, 336 00:27:42,727 --> 00:27:44,729 I'll stick those chips into a girl 337 00:27:44,729 --> 00:27:46,424 who can shit several times a day. 338 00:27:47,265 --> 00:27:50,530 I beg you! 339 00:27:53,271 --> 00:27:54,238 There she is. 340 00:27:58,109 --> 00:27:59,201 She's going. 341 00:28:03,715 --> 00:28:05,216 "Wanted ASAP" 342 00:28:05,216 --> 00:28:06,877 "Excellent defecation skills" 343 00:28:07,185 --> 00:28:09,278 "Need actress with experienced anus" 344 00:28:09,654 --> 00:28:11,679 "Jimmy's Pure Cinema" 345 00:28:13,091 --> 00:28:15,860 Jimmy, that tough cockroach. 346 00:28:15,860 --> 00:28:17,225 He's still alive. 347 00:28:17,562 --> 00:28:21,700 Hey, let's beat the hell out of Jimmy in front of Beautiful. 348 00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:24,498 If I show her how strong I am, 349 00:28:24,803 --> 00:28:26,361 I'll sweep her off her feet. 350 00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:32,744 So Jean D'Arc is this lady 351 00:28:32,744 --> 00:28:35,178 who was born to save the world. 352 00:28:35,413 --> 00:28:37,847 But one day a juicybar tycoon shows up. 353 00:28:38,149 --> 00:28:39,912 May the anal force be with me. 354 00:28:40,218 --> 00:28:43,655 Show me the anus! 355 00:28:43,655 --> 00:28:46,146 So angry Jean D'Arc tramps on him. 356 00:28:46,357 --> 00:28:47,346 Oh my god! 357 00:28:47,659 --> 00:28:49,427 But he turned out to be an angel 358 00:28:49,427 --> 00:28:51,895 looking for the city's saviour. 359 00:28:52,230 --> 00:28:54,528 Oh, Jean D'Arc! 360 00:28:54,766 --> 00:28:57,368 I will give you a blessed anal chip. 361 00:28:57,368 --> 00:29:00,496 Save the world with this. 362 00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:02,866 That's stupid! 363 00:29:03,041 --> 00:29:04,975 It's so boring. 364 00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:10,241 How about a woman who saves a man with her breasts? 365 00:29:10,715 --> 00:29:12,615 A very, very rich man. 366 00:29:12,917 --> 00:29:14,077 Hey, I'm the director here! 367 00:29:14,219 --> 00:29:15,243 Oh my. 368 00:29:16,054 --> 00:29:19,387 This is a film about a noble sacrifice. 369 00:29:20,992 --> 00:29:24,826 I mean, art... 370 00:29:25,563 --> 00:29:27,724 An auteur film. 371 00:29:29,267 --> 00:29:32,532 You know what an auteur film is? 372 00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:36,437 Why do I have to know that? 373 00:29:36,674 --> 00:29:38,608 Being pretty is enough. 374 00:29:39,844 --> 00:29:41,709 Come on baby. 375 00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:43,880 Change it into tits, okay? 376 00:29:44,082 --> 00:29:45,811 What the hell do you know? 377 00:29:46,251 --> 00:29:49,482 A ditz like you will never be a star in this business! 378 00:29:50,688 --> 00:29:53,316 Then do it yourself, Mr. Auteur. 379 00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:54,952 Ciao! 380 00:30:03,501 --> 00:30:06,204 - Rock, paper, scissors. - Rock, paper, scissors. 381 00:30:06,204 --> 00:30:07,569 Bend over, asshole! 382 00:30:07,972 --> 00:30:12,177 You see, there are all kinds of shit in this world. 383 00:30:12,177 --> 00:30:14,546 Some are soft, some are hard, 384 00:30:14,546 --> 00:30:17,315 and some just don't turn out right. 385 00:30:17,315 --> 00:30:18,716 But in the end, shit is shit. 386 00:30:18,716 --> 00:30:21,352 The same goes for chics. 387 00:30:21,352 --> 00:30:22,842 Then is my Beautiful Shit inside? 388 00:30:25,023 --> 00:30:26,786 Not a bad show. 389 00:30:27,525 --> 00:30:29,694 Jimmy's bolder than I thought. 390 00:30:29,694 --> 00:30:32,026 What are they doing, damn it? 391 00:30:33,798 --> 00:30:36,164 What is it? 392 00:30:36,401 --> 00:30:38,699 Oh, nothing. They're just chit-chatting. 393 00:30:41,372 --> 00:30:43,966 Well, it looks too loose. 394 00:30:44,742 --> 00:30:46,869 Can she take a good crap? 395 00:30:47,445 --> 00:30:49,640 Look how elastic her anus is. 396 00:30:54,552 --> 00:30:57,282 Ten times a day will be no problem. 397 00:31:01,392 --> 00:31:03,292 I'll stick it in beautifully. 398 00:31:05,163 --> 00:31:06,027 What the hell? 399 00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:09,760 Damn it. 400 00:31:10,468 --> 00:31:12,136 You idiot! 401 00:31:12,136 --> 00:31:14,934 Jimmy, that son of a bitch, is dead. 402 00:31:17,575 --> 00:31:21,011 What are you doing, you perverts! 403 00:31:24,916 --> 00:31:26,178 What is it? 404 00:31:28,419 --> 00:31:29,215 Run! 405 00:32:01,352 --> 00:32:03,718 Oh, my tummy! 406 00:32:04,789 --> 00:32:07,280 What's wrong with your tummy? 407 00:32:08,493 --> 00:32:10,461 You perverts also with them? 408 00:32:10,862 --> 00:32:12,830 No way. 409 00:32:13,464 --> 00:32:16,100 How could we possibly be with those jerks? 410 00:32:16,100 --> 00:32:17,602 We were just passing by and... 411 00:32:17,602 --> 00:32:19,126 Damn it! 412 00:32:20,305 --> 00:32:23,968 What a major bitch. She's the one who followed us. 413 00:32:24,242 --> 00:32:25,543 Rotten perverts. 414 00:32:25,543 --> 00:32:27,875 Why into my anus of all places? 415 00:32:29,113 --> 00:32:31,172 Damn it. 416 00:32:32,550 --> 00:32:33,881 You must be constipated. 417 00:32:39,457 --> 00:32:41,259 You think that will work? 418 00:32:41,259 --> 00:32:42,658 No. 419 00:32:46,931 --> 00:32:47,799 For constipations... 420 00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:49,634 GOLD LAX! 421 00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:50,902 And SILVER LAX! 422 00:32:50,902 --> 00:32:52,704 Shut up! 423 00:32:52,704 --> 00:32:56,441 She's a real pain in the ass. 424 00:32:56,441 --> 00:32:58,375 How could she shit now? 425 00:33:00,411 --> 00:33:01,846 Isn't she super sexy? 426 00:33:01,846 --> 00:33:03,245 You blockhead! 427 00:33:03,481 --> 00:33:05,416 Just bring her juicybar after she finishes. 428 00:33:05,416 --> 00:33:06,651 ID check complete. 429 00:33:06,651 --> 00:33:08,676 Your juicybar will be delivered. 430 00:33:17,028 --> 00:33:19,929 Oh my goodness! 431 00:33:26,904 --> 00:33:28,633 Is it broken? 432 00:33:30,341 --> 00:33:33,208 If anyone is on patrol in Section 4, please comply! 433 00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:43,310 What's with all these juicybars? 434 00:33:43,921 --> 00:33:46,524 What did that pervert do to me? 435 00:33:46,524 --> 00:33:49,527 She's pretty, has an awesome personality, 436 00:33:49,527 --> 00:33:51,586 and she's so fertile. 437 00:33:53,297 --> 00:33:54,559 I love you! 438 00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:58,992 She's a walking juicybar factory. 439 00:33:59,337 --> 00:34:02,500 Now I know why the Diaper Gang wanted her so bad. 440 00:34:03,074 --> 00:34:07,636 She takes one dump and tons of juicybars are delivered. 441 00:34:08,179 --> 00:34:11,410 Anyway, what should I do with these leaches? 442 00:34:17,522 --> 00:34:19,223 Beautiful, trust me from now on. 443 00:34:19,223 --> 00:34:22,624 I'll be your manager, and we'II... 444 00:34:23,094 --> 00:34:24,896 Flies like him tend to 445 00:34:24,896 --> 00:34:27,698 swarm around a beauty like you. 446 00:34:27,698 --> 00:34:30,701 Let go! Gonna kill a friend over a chic? 447 00:34:30,701 --> 00:34:33,304 Whatever. Remember when you ran away? 448 00:34:33,304 --> 00:34:36,296 Don't worry, sweety. I'm your man from now on. 449 00:34:41,245 --> 00:34:43,236 You traitor! 450 00:34:46,451 --> 00:34:51,479 Forgive me for asking you this, but since I helped you 451 00:34:51,722 --> 00:34:53,713 find their place, 452 00:34:54,125 --> 00:34:58,858 mind if I go home now? 453 00:35:03,201 --> 00:35:05,567 Help me! 454 00:35:05,870 --> 00:35:08,202 Help me! 455 00:35:18,082 --> 00:35:20,016 Eat this, you diapers! 456 00:35:38,002 --> 00:35:39,936 Turn left! Left! 457 00:35:41,606 --> 00:35:43,972 Is that left, you idiot? 458 00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:07,987 Sons of bitches. 459 00:36:13,538 --> 00:36:16,598 You show your juicybar trick to the whole damn world? 460 00:36:17,275 --> 00:36:20,912 That was the first time I pooped so many juicybars! 461 00:36:20,912 --> 00:36:23,278 Then what's up their asses? 462 00:36:23,948 --> 00:36:27,111 How should I know what's in there? I'm no ass expert. 463 00:36:27,818 --> 00:36:30,013 Then go find out and resolve this! 464 00:36:30,321 --> 00:36:31,982 Who do you think I am? 465 00:36:42,066 --> 00:36:43,267 This is 0497. 466 00:36:43,267 --> 00:36:44,928 I don't see anything strange. 467 00:36:46,904 --> 00:36:48,531 Not a soul in sight... 468 00:36:48,706 --> 00:36:49,968 Shit! The Diaper Gang! 469 00:36:59,650 --> 00:37:00,947 Cease fire! 470 00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:04,848 Find the girl! 471 00:37:05,489 --> 00:37:09,425 Find the girl, find the girl. 472 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:19,060 What are you waiting for? Go after them! 473 00:37:29,313 --> 00:37:31,645 This is evidence one discovered on the scene. 474 00:37:31,949 --> 00:37:32,783 His name is Jimmy, 475 00:37:32,783 --> 00:37:35,775 and was presumed to be killed by the Diaper Gang. 476 00:37:36,721 --> 00:37:38,518 He pretended to be a movie director, 477 00:37:38,756 --> 00:37:42,021 and has a criminal record with regard to illegal movies. 478 00:37:42,593 --> 00:37:44,356 They were at the crime scene, 479 00:37:44,562 --> 00:37:47,224 and were presumed homeless hoodlums. 480 00:37:47,431 --> 00:37:48,532 If an error occurred 481 00:37:48,532 --> 00:37:50,868 in the computer on the numerous ID registrations, 482 00:37:50,868 --> 00:37:53,428 these two culprits are very likely to have the answer. 483 00:37:53,638 --> 00:37:55,473 So if we analyze the defecation data 484 00:37:55,473 --> 00:37:57,174 of the checked IDs... 485 00:37:57,174 --> 00:37:58,835 Get to the point! 486 00:37:59,310 --> 00:38:01,579 How are they related to this case? 487 00:38:01,579 --> 00:38:04,915 Well, they had an illegal affair... 488 00:38:04,915 --> 00:38:06,284 Shut up, you idiot! 489 00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:09,447 Mobilize all the forces and catch them all. 490 00:38:24,435 --> 00:38:27,063 WANTED 491 00:39:57,194 --> 00:39:58,092 We found her! 492 00:39:58,329 --> 00:39:59,728 We found her! 493 00:40:04,268 --> 00:40:05,536 We found one woman 494 00:40:05,536 --> 00:40:08,305 who last defecated in our records. 495 00:40:08,305 --> 00:40:10,441 The rest of the IDs have no record of defecation. 496 00:40:10,441 --> 00:40:12,309 The Diaper Gang cannot defecate. 497 00:40:12,309 --> 00:40:13,844 So their need for juicybars 498 00:40:13,844 --> 00:40:15,679 makes them a big suspect. 499 00:40:15,679 --> 00:40:16,680 If we capture her, 500 00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:18,910 we'll be able to uncover everything about this case. 501 00:40:19,150 --> 00:40:20,985 A SWAT team is now positioned 502 00:40:20,985 --> 00:40:22,920 to track down any massive supply 503 00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:24,751 of juicybars within three minutes. 504 00:40:24,955 --> 00:40:26,354 Get to the point! 505 00:40:26,590 --> 00:40:29,354 So will you catch them or not? 506 00:40:29,894 --> 00:40:31,862 I will catch them, ma'am. 507 00:40:31,862 --> 00:40:33,124 If you miss them this time, 508 00:40:33,464 --> 00:40:36,228 you'll be the first to die. 509 00:40:37,568 --> 00:40:39,170 Man, this is frustrating! 510 00:40:39,170 --> 00:40:42,196 Look, I'm not the same old Aachi. 511 00:40:42,506 --> 00:40:44,442 If you wanna survive in Section 4, 512 00:40:44,442 --> 00:40:46,243 you better not get on my bad side. 513 00:40:46,243 --> 00:40:49,110 I got many customers waiting in line besides you, old man. 514 00:40:49,346 --> 00:40:52,713 Alright, I won't get upset. 515 00:40:53,551 --> 00:40:56,020 Anyhow, hoodlums like you walking 516 00:40:56,020 --> 00:40:59,114 into this fancy hotel is humiliating. 517 00:40:59,457 --> 00:41:01,789 So quietly use the back door. 518 00:41:03,561 --> 00:41:05,324 Senile old bastard. 519 00:41:05,529 --> 00:41:07,292 Who does he think he's talking to? 520 00:41:08,299 --> 00:41:11,427 Beautiful, the old man is coming to buy some juicybars. 521 00:41:11,669 --> 00:41:14,263 How about a nice whole-hearted shit? 522 00:41:14,705 --> 00:41:16,002 Moron. 523 00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:18,375 I'm the one who feeds you punks. 524 00:41:18,375 --> 00:41:19,706 What? Moron? 525 00:41:20,611 --> 00:41:23,045 You bitch! 526 00:41:27,685 --> 00:41:28,811 We got them! 527 00:41:29,286 --> 00:41:31,550 All enforcements mobilize to coordinates 646! 528 00:41:38,996 --> 00:41:41,464 Just rough them up a little. 529 00:41:42,366 --> 00:41:43,834 And remember, 530 00:41:43,834 --> 00:41:45,734 my share is two thirds. 531 00:41:55,045 --> 00:41:55,946 Are you ready? 532 00:41:55,946 --> 00:41:56,810 Let's go. 533 00:41:57,948 --> 00:41:58,846 Let's go! 534 00:41:59,116 --> 00:42:00,413 Hold your gun right, idiot! 535 00:42:14,398 --> 00:42:17,026 I got no hair, but I got the body. 536 00:42:17,434 --> 00:42:19,637 I'm such a hottie. 537 00:42:19,637 --> 00:42:21,662 Cut the crap. 538 00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:27,443 Old man, I told you to use the back door. 539 00:42:27,745 --> 00:42:29,337 You think my words don't count? 540 00:42:35,252 --> 00:42:36,514 You son of a... 541 00:42:39,723 --> 00:42:44,228 One, two, one, two. 542 00:42:44,228 --> 00:42:46,196 Ready! Ready! 543 00:42:46,196 --> 00:42:47,788 Throw it! 544 00:42:48,933 --> 00:42:50,594 Who the hell are you? 545 00:42:51,201 --> 00:42:52,202 Where is she? 546 00:42:52,202 --> 00:42:53,871 Who are you talking about? 547 00:42:53,871 --> 00:42:55,805 I can't remember all my chics. 548 00:42:56,740 --> 00:42:58,935 One, two... 549 00:42:59,843 --> 00:43:02,038 You'll be okay, sweety. 550 00:43:05,082 --> 00:43:06,684 Damn it, this is humilating. 551 00:43:06,684 --> 00:43:07,912 You know who I am? 552 00:43:10,521 --> 00:43:12,957 Wait! Let's talk! 553 00:43:12,957 --> 00:43:14,049 So, well... 554 00:43:20,130 --> 00:43:23,531 Over there... 555 00:43:30,574 --> 00:43:33,702 Put your guns down! 556 00:43:35,779 --> 00:43:38,646 - Don't move or we'll shoot! - Put your guns down! 557 00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:44,210 You little assholes, how dare... 558 00:43:47,324 --> 00:43:48,723 Who the hell are you? 559 00:43:50,527 --> 00:43:54,224 Going up the stairs with one leg is a pain in the ass. 560 00:43:55,199 --> 00:43:56,791 What are you waiting for? Go inside! 561 00:43:58,168 --> 00:43:59,465 Move it! 562 00:44:01,505 --> 00:44:03,474 Diapers! My leg! 563 00:44:03,474 --> 00:44:05,465 Sons of bitches! 564 00:44:24,061 --> 00:44:25,722 My money! My money! 565 00:44:28,032 --> 00:44:31,468 You stupid old man, don't be such a meanie. 566 00:44:32,436 --> 00:44:34,165 We're in trouble. We need back-up. 567 00:44:36,373 --> 00:44:39,076 What are you doing? Get in there and fight! 568 00:44:39,076 --> 00:44:40,600 I hate you. Boss! 569 00:44:46,450 --> 00:44:48,941 You bastards! I have grenades! 570 00:44:57,628 --> 00:44:59,027 Shit. 571 00:45:15,913 --> 00:45:17,403 Damn it! 572 00:45:31,895 --> 00:45:34,329 My hands are burning. 573 00:45:36,033 --> 00:45:37,398 Get them! 574 00:45:37,868 --> 00:45:38,926 Hurry and stand up! 575 00:45:49,947 --> 00:45:51,209 You sons of bitches! 576 00:46:18,442 --> 00:46:21,878 What have I gotten myself into! 577 00:46:23,113 --> 00:46:25,816 How did things turn out like this? 578 00:46:25,816 --> 00:46:28,808 And is that little rat alive or what? 579 00:46:29,019 --> 00:46:30,077 Hold on tight, babe. 580 00:46:37,594 --> 00:46:40,358 You little rat! You're alive! 581 00:46:44,968 --> 00:46:46,162 You idiot! 582 00:46:48,772 --> 00:46:51,375 How could you bring the Diapers with you? 583 00:46:51,375 --> 00:46:55,175 I didn't, you moron. They're the ones who followed me! 584 00:46:56,013 --> 00:46:58,481 - Asshole! - Yeah, asshole. 585 00:47:04,154 --> 00:47:06,857 Man, you never make things any easier. 586 00:47:06,857 --> 00:47:09,382 Shut up and just follow me! 587 00:47:15,499 --> 00:47:17,490 Crap, we're screwed. 588 00:47:18,202 --> 00:47:20,537 Oney, do something! 589 00:47:20,537 --> 00:47:22,172 Yeah! Bring it on! 590 00:47:22,172 --> 00:47:25,471 Shit, we got a code fucking red here. 591 00:47:28,445 --> 00:47:29,639 Get them! 592 00:47:30,047 --> 00:47:36,646 Get them! Get them! 593 00:48:25,769 --> 00:48:28,260 Let go! Let go! 594 00:48:28,705 --> 00:48:32,004 I said let go! Let go! 595 00:48:32,709 --> 00:48:34,904 Damn it. 596 00:48:35,746 --> 00:48:37,509 You son of a bitch! 597 00:48:40,517 --> 00:48:42,485 Hey, who do you think you are? 598 00:48:42,853 --> 00:48:44,343 You asshole. 599 00:48:46,690 --> 00:48:48,783 Think you're a tough guy, huh? 600 00:50:19,816 --> 00:50:21,113 Get him! 601 00:53:02,479 --> 00:53:04,447 I'm a fake. 602 00:53:05,148 --> 00:53:06,877 You lost. 603 00:53:30,006 --> 00:53:32,509 Large illegal distribution of juicybars... 604 00:53:32,509 --> 00:53:34,678 The toilets in Section 4 were attacked... 605 00:53:34,678 --> 00:53:36,613 The Diaper Gang attacked... 606 00:53:36,613 --> 00:53:38,615 Growing crimes by the Diapers... 607 00:53:38,615 --> 00:53:40,116 Citizens, please stay calm. 608 00:53:40,116 --> 00:53:42,414 We will poke out the axis of evil. 609 00:53:45,155 --> 00:53:46,223 Useless idiots! 610 00:53:46,223 --> 00:53:48,248 Wipe them all off this planet! 611 00:53:49,092 --> 00:53:50,992 This situation is terribly... 612 00:53:51,494 --> 00:53:53,553 I won't eat it! I won't! 613 00:53:54,564 --> 00:53:57,367 I'm not a shitmaker for you dwarves! 614 00:53:57,367 --> 00:53:59,436 - We were annihilated. - You idiot! 615 00:53:59,436 --> 00:54:00,470 According to a recent report, 616 00:54:00,470 --> 00:54:01,671 a female in her 20s 617 00:54:01,671 --> 00:54:04,196 seems to be related to this case... 618 00:54:22,325 --> 00:54:27,285 The Diaper Gang will rule this city soon. 619 00:54:27,931 --> 00:54:30,365 Yesterday we were forgotten orphans. 620 00:54:30,533 --> 00:54:33,637 But tomorrow we will stand up as remembered orphans! 621 00:54:33,637 --> 00:54:36,265 Diapers! Diapers! 622 00:54:43,346 --> 00:54:45,610 Damn it! 623 00:54:45,882 --> 00:54:48,077 I was a juicybar tycoon just the other day. 624 00:54:51,454 --> 00:54:55,049 The Diapers are rich now that they have Beautiful, 625 00:54:55,425 --> 00:54:57,518 while we're homeless fugitives. 626 00:54:58,094 --> 00:55:01,325 That bitch! It's all her fault! 627 00:55:01,631 --> 00:55:02,962 This sucks. 628 00:55:03,633 --> 00:55:05,601 How dare you call her that! 629 00:55:06,603 --> 00:55:09,039 Shut your trap! 630 00:55:09,039 --> 00:55:11,207 Beautiful made you rich with all those juicybars. 631 00:55:11,207 --> 00:55:13,076 Make me rich? Screw you! 632 00:55:13,076 --> 00:55:15,476 You see us with any juicybars now? 633 00:55:15,712 --> 00:55:18,715 Then what the hell did you do when my Beautiful got caught? 634 00:55:18,715 --> 00:55:19,783 You're the one 635 00:55:19,783 --> 00:55:21,774 who fainted after one punch! 636 00:55:25,955 --> 00:55:27,217 I'm going. 637 00:55:28,158 --> 00:55:30,649 Where are you going? 638 00:55:31,027 --> 00:55:32,824 I'm going to save Beautiful. 639 00:55:33,163 --> 00:55:34,027 What? 640 00:55:34,264 --> 00:55:37,461 Hey, meathead! Talk some sense! 641 00:55:37,734 --> 00:55:39,069 Even the pigs can't beat them, 642 00:55:39,069 --> 00:55:41,333 so what the hell are you gonna do? 643 00:55:41,571 --> 00:55:43,368 I'm going with or without you. 644 00:55:43,606 --> 00:55:45,542 Cowards like you 645 00:55:45,542 --> 00:55:49,740 will always live off of snitching juicybars. 646 00:55:50,347 --> 00:55:51,371 Hey! 647 00:55:54,718 --> 00:55:56,286 You don't know what true love is! 648 00:55:56,286 --> 00:55:57,617 Hey! 649 00:55:58,121 --> 00:56:00,282 You stupid romantic. 650 00:56:01,391 --> 00:56:05,657 You dumb Romeo! 651 00:56:15,772 --> 00:56:17,933 We have a traitor among us. 652 00:56:18,141 --> 00:56:19,509 Otherwise, 653 00:56:19,509 --> 00:56:22,876 it's impossible for the Diaper Gang to obliterate us like this. 654 00:56:23,146 --> 00:56:24,981 Actually, since Geko was 655 00:56:24,981 --> 00:56:26,516 in charge of the Diaper Gang until now, 656 00:56:26,516 --> 00:56:28,211 we don't know their strategies. 657 00:56:29,419 --> 00:56:31,020 No excuses! 658 00:56:31,020 --> 00:56:34,717 Think we're weaker than those dwarfs? 659 00:56:37,060 --> 00:56:39,654 We need another plan. 660 00:57:09,926 --> 00:57:12,190 Doctor, long time no see. 661 00:57:12,896 --> 00:57:14,693 I'll get straight to the point. 662 00:57:15,198 --> 00:57:17,132 Can you revive Geko? 663 00:57:19,869 --> 00:57:23,270 I created him, so it won't be so difficult. 664 00:57:24,674 --> 00:57:29,012 But, I need a lot of corpses. Very fresh ones. 665 00:57:29,012 --> 00:57:30,980 If you can bring him back to life, 666 00:57:30,980 --> 00:57:34,916 I'll bring you all the filth in Section 4. 667 00:57:36,252 --> 00:57:37,981 I'm happy to hear that. 668 00:57:38,721 --> 00:57:40,188 And one more. 669 00:57:40,557 --> 00:57:42,354 Give me his corpse, too. 670 00:57:42,559 --> 00:57:45,460 As you wish. 671 00:57:56,206 --> 00:57:57,434 Damn it. 672 00:58:31,574 --> 00:58:33,142 Wait, you! 673 00:58:33,142 --> 00:58:35,303 You're that little shit! 674 00:58:36,079 --> 00:58:37,103 What's up? 675 00:58:40,884 --> 00:58:43,284 You little prick! 676 00:58:43,686 --> 00:58:46,985 Don't you have anything better to do? 677 00:58:47,357 --> 00:58:49,655 Go to school, shithead. 678 00:59:13,550 --> 00:59:17,987 I was a juicybar tycoon just yesterday, damn it. 679 00:59:43,813 --> 00:59:45,440 Tell me! Tell me now! 680 00:59:50,787 --> 00:59:52,220 Where's my Beautiful? 681 00:59:52,522 --> 00:59:53,756 Who are you? 682 00:59:53,756 --> 00:59:55,053 Where's Beautiful? 683 00:59:56,159 --> 00:59:59,686 Tell me where Beautiful is! 684 01:00:21,417 --> 01:00:23,817 You sons of bitches! 685 01:00:46,442 --> 01:00:47,343 Shit! 686 01:00:47,343 --> 01:00:49,675 My motorbike! You assholes! 687 01:00:56,185 --> 01:00:58,454 What the hell are you doing here? 688 01:00:58,454 --> 01:01:00,223 Just passing by, bonehead. 689 01:01:00,223 --> 01:01:02,592 Then keep going, you twirp. 690 01:01:02,592 --> 01:01:04,260 Mind your own business, jackass. 691 01:01:04,260 --> 01:01:06,129 You little turd. 692 01:01:06,129 --> 01:01:08,598 Screw you and that pride of yours. 693 01:01:08,598 --> 01:01:10,199 What, you little dwarf? 694 01:01:10,199 --> 01:01:11,734 You son of a bitch. 695 01:01:11,734 --> 01:01:13,970 You're the worst character in this movie! 696 01:01:13,970 --> 01:01:15,631 Screw you, asshole! 697 01:01:31,254 --> 01:01:35,213 My baby, daddy will do you good. 698 01:01:36,225 --> 01:01:37,749 You're so adorable. 699 01:01:51,441 --> 01:01:54,239 If you bring me the scientist who created Geko, 700 01:01:54,444 --> 01:01:56,435 I will dispose of the Chief. 701 01:01:56,979 --> 01:01:59,716 And I want the number two position in your gang. 702 01:01:59,716 --> 01:02:00,883 It's yours. 703 01:02:00,883 --> 01:02:03,319 But if you're thinking of betraying us 704 01:02:03,319 --> 01:02:05,722 or plan to do something stupid, 705 01:02:05,722 --> 01:02:08,589 then you'll suffer a pain worse than death. 706 01:02:08,958 --> 01:02:11,527 If you don't kill the Chief, she'll kill me first. 707 01:02:11,527 --> 01:02:13,296 You can be assured that I'll never betray you. 708 01:02:13,296 --> 01:02:15,764 I'll be ready for you tonight. 709 01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:26,468 Now do you feel like talking? 710 01:02:28,244 --> 01:02:30,439 I don't know. I don't. 711 01:02:31,380 --> 01:02:34,150 Bastard must be high on juicybars. 712 01:02:34,150 --> 01:02:36,018 How the hell do you not know where your home is? 713 01:02:36,018 --> 01:02:37,053 Asshole! 714 01:02:37,053 --> 01:02:39,578 I have no idea! 715 01:02:39,756 --> 01:02:42,623 He's really not gonna talk. 716 01:02:44,894 --> 01:02:47,021 This punk's pretty loyal. 717 01:02:47,230 --> 01:02:48,788 We better just kill him. 718 01:02:50,833 --> 01:02:52,494 No! No! 719 01:03:01,844 --> 01:03:05,837 Doctor, from now on you'll work for us. 720 01:03:06,816 --> 01:03:09,614 Now even mutants come looking for me. 721 01:03:10,253 --> 01:03:12,619 This will be quite a new thrill. 722 01:03:14,157 --> 01:03:17,490 I'll go to any place that has fresh corpses. 723 01:03:17,660 --> 01:03:18,922 Escort him out. 724 01:03:20,129 --> 01:03:21,230 Escort, escort. 725 01:03:21,230 --> 01:03:23,289 When will you dispose of the Chief? 726 01:03:26,803 --> 01:03:30,899 No betrayer like you deserves to be in our gang. 727 01:03:33,176 --> 01:03:34,734 When will you dispose of the Chief? 728 01:03:36,212 --> 01:03:37,804 When will you dispose of the Chief? 729 01:03:39,582 --> 01:03:41,140 When will you dispose of the Chief? 730 01:03:43,386 --> 01:03:45,980 You raised a good assistant. 731 01:03:46,222 --> 01:03:49,521 If you have the guts, come to the desert. 732 01:03:50,493 --> 01:03:54,259 You despicable fool, how dare you betray me. 733 01:03:55,431 --> 01:03:57,490 We can't find any traces of Dr. Strange. 734 01:04:46,449 --> 01:04:49,077 HAIL THE DIAPER KING! 735 01:05:04,033 --> 01:05:05,735 Damn it, it's boiling hot. 736 01:05:05,735 --> 01:05:07,896 True love conquers everything. 737 01:05:09,972 --> 01:05:11,166 My Beautiful. 738 01:05:13,576 --> 01:05:15,771 Attack! 739 01:05:47,410 --> 01:05:49,445 What the hell is that? 740 01:05:49,445 --> 01:05:51,310 Did they already clash with the pigs? 741 01:05:51,814 --> 01:05:54,180 That spells bad news for us. 742 01:05:54,417 --> 01:05:55,782 This won't work. 743 01:05:56,118 --> 01:05:58,487 We should think over our plan, 744 01:05:58,487 --> 01:06:00,122 and then come back. 745 01:06:00,122 --> 01:06:02,625 We gotta finish what 746 01:06:02,625 --> 01:06:05,127 we started whether it kills us or not. 747 01:06:05,127 --> 01:06:07,163 Stop trying to be a hero and let's just go back. 748 01:06:07,163 --> 01:06:08,965 - You! - You blockhead, 749 01:06:08,965 --> 01:06:11,832 go without me. I don't wanna die. 750 01:06:34,557 --> 01:06:36,855 Execution to all who are caught red-handed. 751 01:06:49,338 --> 01:06:50,873 Geko, you lunatic! 752 01:06:50,873 --> 01:06:51,874 It's dangerous! 753 01:06:51,874 --> 01:06:52,806 Get out of here! 754 01:07:36,118 --> 01:07:39,019 He's coming, he's coming. 755 01:07:39,321 --> 01:07:40,481 Isn't that Beautiful? 756 01:07:40,890 --> 01:07:41,914 Where? 757 01:07:51,233 --> 01:07:52,825 He's coming, he's coming. 758 01:07:56,939 --> 01:07:58,907 Damn it! My head! 759 01:08:04,213 --> 01:08:05,544 Long live the Diapers! 760 01:08:21,630 --> 01:08:26,363 Juicybars! Juicybars! 761 01:09:17,186 --> 01:09:19,154 I told you we should've just gone back! 762 01:09:19,555 --> 01:09:21,352 Then what about Beautiful? 763 01:09:24,793 --> 01:09:27,455 Who's more important? Me or Beautiful? 764 01:09:28,097 --> 01:09:29,223 Beautiful. 765 01:10:03,399 --> 01:10:06,061 Think you can kill me? 766 01:10:06,402 --> 01:10:07,869 I'm afraid not. 767 01:10:45,941 --> 01:10:49,278 I told you we should've just left! 768 01:10:49,278 --> 01:10:50,846 But you go nuts over a chic! 769 01:10:50,846 --> 01:10:51,938 Screw you! 770 01:10:54,783 --> 01:10:56,045 Beautiful. 771 01:10:57,086 --> 01:10:58,781 Stop talking crap! 772 01:11:00,489 --> 01:11:01,649 Beautiful! 773 01:11:14,236 --> 01:11:16,500 - Beautiful! - Beautiful! 774 01:11:21,944 --> 01:11:23,002 Hold on tight! 775 01:13:24,833 --> 01:13:27,393 Hold her tight, idiot! Beautiful's in danger! 776 01:13:33,842 --> 01:13:35,207 Hurry! Pull her in! 777 01:13:37,312 --> 01:13:38,714 Do something! 778 01:13:38,714 --> 01:13:40,443 Put more muscle into it! 779 01:14:00,102 --> 01:14:01,763 No! 780 01:14:01,970 --> 01:14:04,165 Beautiful! 781 01:14:27,262 --> 01:14:30,698 Very interesting-Iooking specimens. 782 01:14:44,379 --> 01:14:46,181 Geko passed the XX point, roger! 783 01:14:46,181 --> 01:14:47,282 Okay, roger! 784 01:14:47,282 --> 01:14:48,749 Hey! Get it ready fast! 785 01:14:49,051 --> 01:14:51,451 Fast! Fast! 786 01:14:56,859 --> 01:14:58,918 What the hell is this? Untie me! 787 01:14:59,194 --> 01:15:01,628 You crazy old bastard! 788 01:15:04,700 --> 01:15:06,292 Screw you! 789 01:15:09,938 --> 01:15:10,996 He's coming, roger. 790 01:15:11,206 --> 01:15:12,298 What? Coming? 791 01:15:12,674 --> 01:15:14,005 Hey! He's coming! 792 01:15:17,045 --> 01:15:18,307 Here he comes! 793 01:15:19,047 --> 01:15:20,344 Fire! 794 01:16:18,974 --> 01:16:21,909 Stop acting like Paris Hilton! 795 01:16:22,778 --> 01:16:26,578 I let you slide until now, but you've disrespected me. 796 01:16:27,349 --> 01:16:31,353 I oughta slice your belly and yank out your chip. 797 01:16:31,353 --> 01:16:33,378 Get ready to die! 798 01:16:38,493 --> 01:16:40,222 Don't touch Beautiful. 799 01:16:40,862 --> 01:16:43,626 You damn hoodlum, you're such a pain in the ass. 800 01:16:44,066 --> 01:16:45,693 But no more games. 801 01:16:47,936 --> 01:16:49,271 Hey! I'm right over here! 802 01:16:49,271 --> 01:16:50,568 Srew you! 803 01:17:20,802 --> 01:17:21,894 No! 804 01:17:22,904 --> 01:17:24,895 Die, please! Die! 805 01:17:34,783 --> 01:17:36,885 - You... - Wait, that's... 806 01:17:36,885 --> 01:17:38,512 Jimmy the freak? 807 01:17:38,787 --> 01:17:40,756 When did you start working for the pigs? 808 01:17:40,756 --> 01:17:43,281 But I killed you with my bare hands. 809 01:17:45,661 --> 01:17:47,094 Let go! 810 01:17:47,429 --> 01:17:49,363 Let go, you filthy bastard! 811 01:17:49,564 --> 01:17:50,929 Die! Die! 812 01:18:08,917 --> 01:18:11,408 You son of a bitch! 813 01:18:15,957 --> 01:18:17,515 What the hell? 814 01:18:20,362 --> 01:18:21,522 No! 815 01:18:25,267 --> 01:18:26,734 You worthless hoodlum. 816 01:18:28,336 --> 01:18:29,963 Stop, you blue asshole! 817 01:18:36,545 --> 01:18:38,206 You belong down there. 818 01:18:40,882 --> 01:18:42,315 You son of a bitch! 819 01:18:42,784 --> 01:18:43,751 Beautiful. 820 01:18:44,119 --> 01:18:45,381 - You bastard! - Beautiful. 821 01:18:45,554 --> 01:18:46,646 Beautiful! 822 01:18:47,456 --> 01:18:49,219 Come back here! 823 01:18:49,524 --> 01:18:53,290 Save the world like you said you would. 824 01:19:09,811 --> 01:19:11,039 Die! 825 01:19:13,148 --> 01:19:14,672 Hey, it stopped. 826 01:19:15,484 --> 01:19:17,349 How dare you. 827 01:19:24,292 --> 01:19:28,695 Around and around we go! 828 01:19:42,711 --> 01:19:43,735 Die! 829 01:19:57,526 --> 01:19:58,460 Cut! 830 01:19:58,460 --> 01:20:00,257 Cut! Cut! 831 01:20:21,249 --> 01:20:23,240 You sluts! I told you not to do it that way! 832 01:20:23,585 --> 01:20:25,109 How many times do I have to tell you! 833 01:20:28,857 --> 01:20:30,620 You are charged 834 01:20:32,260 --> 01:20:33,921 for interfering with police duties, 835 01:20:34,162 --> 01:20:35,288 for organizing an illegal clan, 836 01:20:35,630 --> 01:20:37,222 and for murdering a policeman. 837 01:21:45,901 --> 01:21:48,062 Whether dead or alive, you're coming with me. 838 01:21:52,774 --> 01:21:54,332 Beautiful! More! 839 01:21:54,542 --> 01:21:55,975 Stretch a bit more! 840 01:21:57,078 --> 01:21:58,773 Oh no, what is this? 841 01:21:59,047 --> 01:22:01,311 You filthy bastard. 842 01:22:01,683 --> 01:22:04,345 Nothing went right whenever you showed up. 843 01:22:04,786 --> 01:22:07,050 I didn't do anything! I swear! 844 01:22:07,656 --> 01:22:08,953 Idiot! 845 01:22:09,357 --> 01:22:10,881 Please do something about this! 846 01:22:11,693 --> 01:22:13,593 I don't want to die! 847 01:22:16,998 --> 01:22:18,090 I hate you! 848 01:22:28,643 --> 01:22:29,905 Beautiful! Try harder! 849 01:22:30,278 --> 01:22:32,075 Do something fast! 850 01:22:32,714 --> 01:22:34,149 Stretch out a bit more! 851 01:22:34,149 --> 01:22:35,517 I can't anymore! 852 01:22:35,517 --> 01:22:36,484 Stretch more! 853 01:22:36,685 --> 01:22:38,949 Damn it! 854 01:22:39,220 --> 01:22:41,313 I can't anymore. 855 01:22:41,556 --> 01:22:46,127 - More! - I can't! I can't! 856 01:22:46,127 --> 01:22:48,925 A little bit more! 857 01:22:52,000 --> 01:22:53,535 I can't stand it anymore! 858 01:22:53,535 --> 01:22:56,333 Be patient, sweetheart. I'll find you one soon. 859 01:22:57,372 --> 01:23:00,933 Let's find you the right toilet, so you can let out a big load! 860 01:23:01,543 --> 01:23:03,477 What are you so happy about? 861 01:23:04,012 --> 01:23:07,175 We're millionaires now! 862 01:23:08,183 --> 01:23:10,208 Did you say "we"? Who's "we"? 863 01:23:10,552 --> 01:23:13,822 Who's "we"? We're business partners of course! 864 01:23:13,822 --> 01:23:15,449 Who asked you to be my partner? 865 01:23:15,757 --> 01:23:18,093 In business, logistics is more important 866 01:23:18,093 --> 01:23:20,261 than production. 867 01:23:20,261 --> 01:23:21,853 Got to know your stuff. 868 01:23:22,230 --> 01:23:25,567 That big mouth never shuts up. 869 01:23:25,567 --> 01:23:28,103 Anyway, your share is one-fifth. 870 01:23:28,103 --> 01:23:31,937 Stop talking and let's jet out of here. 871 01:23:32,607 --> 01:23:35,977 If you take a dump on the road, it's a huge loss. 872 01:23:35,977 --> 01:23:39,214 My shit is supporting you guys. Better be grateful. 873 01:23:39,214 --> 01:23:42,308 Let's go to the city and run it dry! 874 01:23:42,650 --> 01:23:46,848 SO LONG! 875 01:23:54,529 --> 01:23:57,555 I'm going to have fun with this new friend. 876 01:24:01,536 --> 01:24:03,571 RYU Seung-Bum, YIM Chang-Jeong, HYUN Young, SHIN Hyae-Chul 877 01:24:03,571 --> 01:24:05,440 executive producer KIM Seung-Bum 878 01:24:05,440 --> 01:24:07,475 directed by JOE Bum-Jin 879 01:24:07,475 --> 01:24:09,444 screenplay by JUNG Hye-Won, KANG Sang-Kyun 880 01:24:09,444 --> 01:24:11,537 producer KIM Sun-Ku 58951

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