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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,119 --> 00:00:19,356 There are a great many stories out there in the world. 2 00:00:19,390 --> 00:00:26,330 Some are good, some are great, and a precious few, are truly special. 3 00:00:26,363 --> 00:00:30,267 This is a story of heroes and villains, 4 00:00:30,301 --> 00:00:34,805 of trapped princesses, evil giants, and unicorns. 5 00:00:34,838 --> 00:00:38,875 And the brave souls who rise to defend and rescue the innocent. 6 00:00:38,909 --> 00:00:43,814 This is one of those exact stories... 7 00:00:43,847 --> 00:00:47,751 minus the unicorns, unless you're really baked, 8 00:00:47,784 --> 00:00:49,986 then there will be unicorns. 9 00:00:50,987 --> 00:00:52,489 Ta-dah. 10 00:00:52,523 --> 00:00:55,892 - Your mom will be here soon, Jack. - Thanks, Pix. 11 00:00:55,926 --> 00:00:59,763 It's all right, won't be the first time she's missed it. 12 00:00:59,796 --> 00:01:05,469 Light it. You gonna make a wish? 13 00:01:08,205 --> 00:01:12,209 Every year, Jack makes the same hopeful wish, 14 00:01:12,243 --> 00:01:16,913 to one day, finally meet his father. 15 00:01:16,947 --> 00:01:19,116 Happy birthday, Jackie. 16 00:01:22,319 --> 00:01:25,522 Your queen has arrived. 17 00:01:26,690 --> 00:01:28,859 What... who's died? 18 00:01:28,892 --> 00:01:30,594 It's your son's birthday. 19 00:01:31,828 --> 00:01:33,597 No, no, no, I haven't forgotten, 20 00:01:33,630 --> 00:01:35,199 I, um... 21 00:01:42,038 --> 00:01:45,809 Happy Birthday, Jackie. There you go. 22 00:01:45,842 --> 00:01:47,978 Now, let's have a drink. 23 00:01:58,989 --> 00:02:03,494 - I'm 21 now, Mom. It's time. - For what? 24 00:02:03,527 --> 00:02:05,929 Oh, come on, Roxy, he wants to know who his dad is. 25 00:02:05,962 --> 00:02:08,399 I don't know, all right? 26 00:02:08,432 --> 00:02:12,936 It was the 90's, it could have been anyone with or without a fucking pulse. 27 00:02:14,137 --> 00:02:17,107 Mom, I deserve to know. 28 00:02:17,140 --> 00:02:18,975 You said you would tell me when I was 21. 29 00:02:19,009 --> 00:02:22,946 Why do you care anyway? He doesn't give a shit about us. 30 00:02:22,979 --> 00:02:24,848 You do know who he is! 31 00:02:24,881 --> 00:02:28,652 Jackie, will you stop trying to climb back up my fanny, all right? 32 00:02:28,685 --> 00:02:32,723 - Grow up you're 19. - I'm 21. 33 00:02:32,756 --> 00:02:38,962 Right. Come on, fucking Slut Puppets, let's fuck this shit up. 34 00:02:38,995 --> 00:02:41,665 Let's get the party started... How do you get through this door... 35 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:44,535 Wait, where is it? 36 00:02:44,568 --> 00:02:45,969 Come on! 37 00:02:58,349 --> 00:03:01,552 That's his lighter, you know. - What? 38 00:03:02,686 --> 00:03:05,121 Mom gave me this when I was five, 39 00:03:05,155 --> 00:03:07,324 she was teaching me how to light her bong. 40 00:03:07,358 --> 00:03:10,193 Yeah, and... he gave it to her. 41 00:03:12,028 --> 00:03:16,633 - You know who my father is? - Yeah, but Jack, you know, I... 42 00:03:16,667 --> 00:03:20,937 Pix, please tell me I mean, I'm not gonna talk to her about it. 43 00:03:20,971 --> 00:03:24,174 Well, what are you gonna do if I do tell you? 44 00:03:24,207 --> 00:03:26,710 I'll find him, wherever he is, 45 00:03:26,743 --> 00:03:30,281 I... I've been on tour with The Slut Puppets my entire life, 46 00:03:30,314 --> 00:03:32,283 I deserve to know what else is out there, 47 00:03:32,316 --> 00:03:36,620 I mean he could be a doctor, or a lawyer, or a politician. 48 00:03:36,653 --> 00:03:39,823 Yeah, right. No such luck. He owns a weed shop. 49 00:03:40,691 --> 00:03:41,892 What? 50 00:03:41,925 --> 00:03:44,695 In Amsterdam, it's called, Kalifornia Dreamin'. 51 00:03:46,763 --> 00:03:48,765 Amsterdam. 52 00:03:48,799 --> 00:03:50,200 Is he still there? 53 00:03:52,369 --> 00:03:55,071 Who knows. I mean, it was over 20 years ago, 54 00:03:55,105 --> 00:03:59,510 but you're right, Jack, you deserve to know. 55 00:04:09,420 --> 00:04:10,721 Keep it. 56 00:04:13,990 --> 00:04:15,692 His name's Michael Kali. 57 00:04:18,261 --> 00:04:22,566 - That's my dad? - Happy Birthday, Jack. 58 00:04:24,735 --> 00:04:27,504 Right, come on, I better go. 59 00:04:28,905 --> 00:04:32,343 Oh, and, um... if by some strange chance, 60 00:04:32,376 --> 00:04:36,079 you're not here by the time we get off stage, be careful, yeah? 61 00:04:36,112 --> 00:04:39,416 Amsterdam is one hell of a city. 62 00:04:39,450 --> 00:04:44,120 He had spent his entire life dreaming about someday meeting his father, 63 00:04:44,154 --> 00:04:48,659 and now he held that possibility in the palm of his hand. 64 00:04:48,692 --> 00:04:53,864 This is a very special story about a boy named Jack. 65 00:06:48,645 --> 00:06:52,483 Hello, handsome boy, what are you looking for? 66 00:06:52,516 --> 00:06:58,489 Hello, I'm looking for this place, I believe it's a coffee shop. 67 00:06:58,522 --> 00:07:03,894 Why don't you come inside and we can find what ever you're looking for. 68 00:07:03,927 --> 00:07:06,329 I'm alright, thanks. 69 00:07:06,362 --> 00:07:08,264 You don't want to play with Miss Misha? 70 00:07:08,298 --> 00:07:14,404 - Um... no, thank you. - Well, piss off! You ruin business! 71 00:07:21,678 --> 00:07:23,647 Even if he understood Dutch, 72 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:26,917 Jack wouldn't of heard a word she was saying, 73 00:07:26,950 --> 00:07:30,521 it was love at first sight. 74 00:07:35,025 --> 00:07:36,527 Sorry, what? 75 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:40,396 Another tourist. Stay out of the bicycle lane, okay?! 76 00:07:42,966 --> 00:07:45,802 Hey! Goedemorgen, Desiree. 77 00:07:45,836 --> 00:07:49,606 - Is it? - Ja! Hm, finally allowed a boyfriend? 78 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:52,042 No, just another tourist on pussy patrol. 79 00:07:52,075 --> 00:07:54,010 - I'm not... - Ha! Hey, well... 80 00:07:55,612 --> 00:07:57,080 I think she likes you. 81 00:07:59,049 --> 00:08:02,553 Don't waste your precious pennies upon the window dwellers. 82 00:08:04,020 --> 00:08:05,589 The "Hidden-Extra's" are free. 83 00:08:05,622 --> 00:08:08,792 Well, I must dash, the cobbles won't litter themselves. 84 00:08:14,230 --> 00:08:15,866 Sorry, I've gotta go. 85 00:08:33,850 --> 00:08:34,918 Shit. 86 00:09:13,456 --> 00:09:16,259 Fee-fi-fo-fum. 87 00:09:45,055 --> 00:09:47,357 - And seeds and hash 88 00:10:06,342 --> 00:10:08,611 Right, then, what will it be, my lord? 89 00:10:08,645 --> 00:10:12,649 Wow! Um, well, I was wondering if you could help me? 90 00:10:12,683 --> 00:10:18,088 I'm looking for Michael Kali, and I think he owns the coffee shop across the road. 91 00:10:18,121 --> 00:10:20,390 - Shut your mouth, boy. - The nerve! 92 00:10:20,423 --> 00:10:24,260 - Say that name one more time and... - I'll bite your dick off! 93 00:10:24,294 --> 00:10:28,131 Clarence, Pipa, it's a bit early for theatrics, don't you think? 94 00:10:33,837 --> 00:10:36,272 - Sorry about them. - No, I should be... 95 00:10:36,306 --> 00:10:40,777 - Wait. - Apologizing to you. 96 00:10:40,811 --> 00:10:42,713 - You were saying? - I want to... 97 00:10:42,746 --> 00:10:45,581 - Gauze my lord? - Apologize for earlier, 98 00:10:45,615 --> 00:10:50,954 everything that happened with that lady, and on your bicycle... that stuff. 99 00:10:50,987 --> 00:10:55,058 Oh, wait, you're the fucking tourist! Thanks for all the help! 100 00:10:55,091 --> 00:10:57,994 Yeah, I'm really sorry. What it is, I'm looking for somebody and, 101 00:10:58,028 --> 00:11:00,196 and when your mate turned up on the... 102 00:11:00,230 --> 00:11:01,597 And his goggles up, 103 00:11:01,631 --> 00:11:04,667 and I could see, and I needed to chase him, but I've lost him. 104 00:11:04,701 --> 00:11:06,837 So I don't know if I'm gonna be able to find the guy I'm looking for. 105 00:11:07,904 --> 00:11:10,741 You've been smoking a little too much today, huh? 106 00:11:10,774 --> 00:11:14,510 No, I wish, I mean, I've been really busy. 107 00:11:14,544 --> 00:11:18,514 Shhh... this is not the joint you are looking for. 108 00:11:19,916 --> 00:11:22,185 - Sorry. 109 00:11:31,061 --> 00:11:34,097 - I'm Desiree. - I'm Jack. 110 00:11:34,130 --> 00:11:37,801 - Welcome to Amsterdam. - Thanks. 111 00:11:42,305 --> 00:11:45,208 Slow down, it's not a race. 112 00:11:47,410 --> 00:11:53,016 - So, what's with the lighter? - It's my dad's, um... 113 00:11:53,049 --> 00:11:54,584 I think he owns that coffee shop over the road. 114 00:11:54,617 --> 00:11:59,489 Whoa, Mick Kali is your father? I didn't know he had a son! 115 00:11:59,522 --> 00:12:01,257 Not sure he knows either. 116 00:12:02,625 --> 00:12:06,629 Hear ye, hear ye, the king has returned victorious! 117 00:12:06,662 --> 00:12:09,599 - He has fucking done it again! 118 00:12:09,632 --> 00:12:14,104 Once again, the Amsterdam Cup will be held here at the infamous, 119 00:12:14,137 --> 00:12:16,339 Jolly Green Giant! 120 00:12:19,409 --> 00:12:22,879 And once again, the top prize will be mine! 121 00:12:32,956 --> 00:12:36,492 - Who is this then? - I'm Jack. 122 00:12:36,526 --> 00:12:40,230 It's nice to meet you mister... it's nice to meet you, sir. 123 00:12:43,699 --> 00:12:45,101 Allow me. 124 00:12:54,878 --> 00:12:58,148 - What the fuck are you doing? - I was just lighting your pipe. 125 00:12:58,181 --> 00:12:59,582 - Uncle, he doesn't know any b... - Rustige. 126 00:12:59,615 --> 00:13:01,384 - He's Mick's son. - I said quiet! 127 00:13:04,354 --> 00:13:06,189 Mick's son, huh? 128 00:13:06,222 --> 00:13:09,692 That's funny, why didn't I realize this? 129 00:13:09,725 --> 00:13:12,963 Cause he actually looks a lot like Mick's son. 130 00:13:12,996 --> 00:13:16,066 - Really? - Yeah, you know, sad. 131 00:13:17,367 --> 00:13:21,504 Pathetic, like a loser. 132 00:13:21,537 --> 00:13:25,976 You're smoking on the wrong side of the street, boy. 133 00:13:26,009 --> 00:13:31,747 Uh... It was... nice to meet you, Desiree. 134 00:13:33,316 --> 00:13:35,485 Didn't have to be so mean. 135 00:13:36,619 --> 00:13:39,355 He's Mick's son, he ought to get used to knowing 136 00:13:39,389 --> 00:13:41,357 his place in the world. 137 00:13:41,391 --> 00:13:47,230 Ahh... you saucy smokers. Free weed for these beauties. 138 00:13:48,631 --> 00:13:51,834 Come and see me later for a smoke... 139 00:13:54,737 --> 00:13:56,406 and a poke. 140 00:14:09,252 --> 00:14:15,992 - Jack, wait! Excuse my uncle. - I thought my mom was bad. 141 00:14:16,026 --> 00:14:19,129 I think it's really nice you want to find your dad. 142 00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:22,098 Go see this show, you'll find him there. 143 00:14:22,132 --> 00:14:24,134 My dad hangs out at a sex show? 144 00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:27,037 Grow up, little boy, this is Amsterdam. 145 00:14:29,639 --> 00:14:31,274 See you around. 146 00:15:07,477 --> 00:15:12,648 Thank you so much! Thank you so much, Blowback Beth. 147 00:15:12,682 --> 00:15:16,252 As always, you truly blew us away. 148 00:15:19,255 --> 00:15:23,426 No? I sincerely hoped you used the gash-tray. 149 00:15:24,961 --> 00:15:28,831 No? Okay, well, it doesn't matter, time for the main event! 150 00:15:28,864 --> 00:15:33,103 Oh, yes! Ladies and gentlemen, 151 00:15:33,136 --> 00:15:38,941 please give it up for the Red Light delight, 152 00:15:38,975 --> 00:15:44,880 Miss Hidden-Extra Heidi! 153 00:15:48,318 --> 00:15:51,554 What's wrong, Heidi? What's that? 154 00:15:51,587 --> 00:15:55,425 You require a volunteer? Okay, let's find one. 155 00:15:55,458 --> 00:15:58,094 - Fuck this. 156 00:15:58,128 --> 00:16:01,797 And we have one! A natural selection, thank you, dear boy. 157 00:16:01,831 --> 00:16:06,769 - No, no, I was just leaving. - Oh, no! Don't keep him waiting. 158 00:16:09,039 --> 00:16:12,408 - I was... I'm just looking for my dad. - Looking for your dad? 159 00:16:12,442 --> 00:16:15,211 Well, there's plenty of fathers in here tonight. 160 00:16:15,245 --> 00:16:18,148 Heidi, my sweetling, he's all yours. 161 00:16:38,034 --> 00:16:42,438 - Mick? Mick! - It's Heidi, kid. 162 00:16:42,472 --> 00:16:45,741 Jack couldn't help but smile a little, 163 00:16:45,775 --> 00:16:51,081 it's not quite who he'd expected, but he'd finally found his father. 164 00:16:51,114 --> 00:16:54,484 - You're Mick Kali aren't ya? - Shut up, kid. We're almost finished. 165 00:16:54,517 --> 00:16:57,487 My name's Jack. I think you're my dad. 166 00:17:09,632 --> 00:17:13,269 Mick? Wait, wait! 167 00:17:13,303 --> 00:17:15,605 - Wait, please! - Leave me alone! 168 00:17:15,638 --> 00:17:19,942 Just, listen to me... Sorry. Listen to me for a second! 169 00:17:19,975 --> 00:17:22,078 - Come on! - Stop following me, man. 170 00:17:22,112 --> 00:17:24,714 If you just gave me a chance to explain! 171 00:17:24,747 --> 00:17:26,349 Just go away! 172 00:17:28,151 --> 00:17:32,122 The fucking bikes in the place! Mick, wait! 173 00:17:32,988 --> 00:17:37,393 Please wait, just... Dad, wait! 174 00:17:37,427 --> 00:17:41,397 Don't call me that, man! I've never seen you before in my life. 175 00:17:42,031 --> 00:17:43,599 Then what's this? 176 00:17:45,735 --> 00:17:48,938 My mom gave this to me, and you gave it to her. 177 00:17:48,971 --> 00:17:51,107 Her name's Roxy, she's in a band called... 178 00:17:51,141 --> 00:17:52,508 The Slut Puppets. 179 00:17:52,542 --> 00:17:55,611 Yeah! You knew her a long time ago. 180 00:17:59,449 --> 00:18:02,385 I got no idea what you're talking about, man. 181 00:18:33,549 --> 00:18:36,286 Bonsoir, my dedicated herbal connoisseur. 182 00:18:36,319 --> 00:18:42,292 Now, I'm afraid that I must be the bearer of bad news, but our fair establishment, 183 00:18:42,325 --> 00:18:46,462 right there, is closed for the evening. Now might I suggest... 184 00:18:46,496 --> 00:18:51,066 - Hey! You're the guy from the show. - Yeah. 185 00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:53,035 - Hello. - I'm Jack. 186 00:18:53,068 --> 00:18:56,339 Well, pleased to meet you, Jack. My name is Loz. 187 00:18:59,842 --> 00:19:04,614 "Oh, hello." Oh, MJ, you've just met him. 188 00:19:04,647 --> 00:19:06,349 Sorry about MJ, I think she likes you. 189 00:19:06,382 --> 00:19:09,352 Ay? What do you like, what do you like... 190 00:19:11,954 --> 00:19:15,558 It's probably because she knows I'm Mick's son. 191 00:19:16,025 --> 00:19:18,761 Michael? Son! 192 00:19:22,365 --> 00:19:26,369 Michael. Jack. Son! 193 00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:35,077 Nothing? Well, I didn't realize Michael had a son. 194 00:19:35,110 --> 00:19:38,581 We must celebrate! With a feast! 195 00:19:38,614 --> 00:19:43,085 What's, what's that, Mary Jane? Mary Jane what a wonderful idea. 196 00:19:43,118 --> 00:19:46,088 You're so clever let me get the ingredients. 197 00:19:46,121 --> 00:19:47,690 Care for a shroomy snack? 198 00:19:47,723 --> 00:19:51,994 - Uh, nah. - You want some? 199 00:19:52,027 --> 00:19:55,798 Oh, be careful, save some for Daddy, my sweet. 200 00:20:00,436 --> 00:20:02,238 They're really good. 201 00:20:04,340 --> 00:20:06,208 Loz was insanely jealous 202 00:20:06,242 --> 00:20:08,878 of the poor animals in testing laboratories, 203 00:20:08,911 --> 00:20:13,048 merely because they're experimenting with more drugs than he is. 204 00:20:13,082 --> 00:20:14,284 Experimenting? 205 00:20:14,317 --> 00:20:16,018 But it seemed he was giving those 206 00:20:16,051 --> 00:20:19,154 poor, furry bastards a run for their money. 207 00:20:21,757 --> 00:20:24,894 - Stop snickering! - Who you talking to? 208 00:20:24,927 --> 00:20:28,531 - Nobody! Who you talking to? - You. 209 00:20:28,564 --> 00:20:35,305 - Yes. So, how can we help you, mister? - Why do ya wanna help me? 210 00:20:35,338 --> 00:20:38,274 Cause we're friends? 211 00:20:38,308 --> 00:20:40,810 - Aren't we? - Yeah, yeah. 212 00:20:43,112 --> 00:20:44,480 I gotta get out of here. 213 00:20:44,514 --> 00:20:48,584 - Sure, care for a bit of company? "Hello." - No, thanks. 214 00:20:48,618 --> 00:20:50,786 No. Okay. Fine. 215 00:20:51,721 --> 00:20:53,556 Well, it's just me and you, MJ. 216 00:20:53,589 --> 00:20:58,160 Me, you and... that small bi-sexual elephant. 217 00:20:59,295 --> 00:21:01,531 Me? 218 00:21:59,088 --> 00:22:00,756 Oh, my God. 219 00:22:02,792 --> 00:22:04,627 What happened? 220 00:22:04,660 --> 00:22:07,897 This guy robbed me, and he took my bag and all my things. 221 00:22:07,930 --> 00:22:13,836 - It's okay. I'll help you. - Thank you, you're so kind. 222 00:22:14,837 --> 00:22:16,005 Okay. 223 00:22:22,778 --> 00:22:24,480 Are you a tourist? 224 00:22:25,114 --> 00:22:27,082 No, I live here. 225 00:22:29,485 --> 00:22:32,455 Comedian? Then what's with the bag? 226 00:22:33,188 --> 00:22:35,625 Just some things. 227 00:22:35,658 --> 00:22:38,428 You give this to us, tourist, or we make a smile in your neck. 228 00:22:38,461 --> 00:22:43,098 All right. Okay. Take it. Alright, okay. 229 00:22:46,402 --> 00:22:48,804 Now let's see what's in his wallet. 230 00:22:48,838 --> 00:22:50,906 No! 231 00:22:50,940 --> 00:22:54,977 - Get away from him! - What are you gonna do, old man? 232 00:22:55,010 --> 00:22:59,381 What am I gonna do? Allow me to demonstrate! 233 00:23:04,554 --> 00:23:07,723 You're lucky I don't need to shit! 234 00:23:15,465 --> 00:23:20,836 Oh, my house. My house! 235 00:23:20,870 --> 00:23:24,607 - You saved me. - And you crushed my house, Jack. 236 00:23:26,909 --> 00:23:29,512 I owe you for helping me and I... 237 00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:32,782 Wait did you just call me Jack? 238 00:23:32,815 --> 00:23:36,652 You have proper fucked it up. 239 00:23:36,686 --> 00:23:40,756 - I'm sure you'll find another one. - Are you blind? I'm blind. 240 00:23:40,790 --> 00:23:45,060 - Oh, sorry. - Aye, well apologies aren't a gonna stop 241 00:23:45,094 --> 00:23:47,763 the rats from biting me in the arse, are they, Jack, eh? 242 00:23:51,100 --> 00:23:53,569 You just called me Jack, how do you know my name? 243 00:23:53,603 --> 00:23:56,572 - That's your name, Jack. - You said it again! 244 00:23:56,606 --> 00:23:57,773 Yeah, I did, didn't I? 245 00:23:59,374 --> 00:24:03,546 - No, I mean, you said it before that. - Shhh, shhh. 246 00:24:06,749 --> 00:24:08,684 - Look. - I cannot see. 247 00:24:08,718 --> 00:24:12,855 No, I mean, listen, I... 248 00:24:12,888 --> 00:24:15,024 I haven't got any cash. 249 00:24:17,159 --> 00:24:18,961 I wanna give you something. 250 00:24:20,863 --> 00:24:24,466 Ah, yeah, that looks expensive, eh? 251 00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:34,710 Not all who are blind cannot see. 252 00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:49,525 Take it. Means nothing to me anymore. 253 00:24:50,793 --> 00:24:52,628 Are you sure? 254 00:24:52,662 --> 00:24:54,029 Yeah. 255 00:24:56,265 --> 00:24:58,701 It's worth more to you than it is to me. 256 00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:06,642 I'm sorry about your house. 257 00:25:06,676 --> 00:25:12,715 Wait! You're a good boy, Jack, a good boy. 258 00:25:15,951 --> 00:25:16,952 What's that? 259 00:25:16,986 --> 00:25:20,055 That... is a seed. 260 00:25:20,089 --> 00:25:23,626 But it's not like any other seed in the world. 261 00:25:23,659 --> 00:25:27,997 Take care of it... on your journey. 262 00:25:35,370 --> 00:25:37,306 What kinda seed? 263 00:25:40,309 --> 00:25:41,811 Where'd he go? 264 00:26:15,811 --> 00:26:18,513 You are wondering, where you are, 265 00:26:18,547 --> 00:26:22,451 how you got here and who I am. 266 00:26:22,484 --> 00:26:25,621 Well, uh... yeah. 267 00:26:26,255 --> 00:26:27,723 Where am I? 268 00:26:27,757 --> 00:26:32,461 - Four degrees north. - Oh, God, there's another one. 269 00:26:34,596 --> 00:26:38,968 Two degrees east. Permission to land. 270 00:26:39,001 --> 00:26:41,637 Permission granted. Bring her in. 271 00:26:42,304 --> 00:26:44,173 Zero degrees south. 272 00:26:49,544 --> 00:26:51,213 Touchdown. 273 00:26:56,118 --> 00:26:58,120 Morning, Jack. 274 00:26:58,153 --> 00:27:00,690 How'd you guys know my name? Are you psychic? 275 00:27:00,723 --> 00:27:06,361 - Nah, Loz told us. - Wait a minute, you guys know Loz? 276 00:27:06,395 --> 00:27:09,699 I am Spencer. I am his elder sibling. 277 00:27:09,732 --> 00:27:13,135 This, this is our humble abode. 278 00:27:15,537 --> 00:27:17,707 We failed again, captain. 279 00:27:28,550 --> 00:27:29,785 What was that? 280 00:27:29,819 --> 00:27:32,054 Another ghastly attempt. 281 00:27:32,087 --> 00:27:33,522 Well, what you trying to make? 282 00:27:33,555 --> 00:27:38,928 - Going to make. - The ultimate high. 283 00:27:38,961 --> 00:27:42,464 We do not know who wrote this, but it is clear he was 284 00:27:42,497 --> 00:27:46,301 a master of the horticultural arts. 285 00:27:46,335 --> 00:27:49,271 - Only trouble is... - We're missing the last page. 286 00:27:49,304 --> 00:27:53,242 But that shall not deter us, from our quest. 287 00:27:53,275 --> 00:27:55,010 Oh, no... 288 00:27:56,111 --> 00:27:57,546 Bonjour, mes amis! 289 00:27:57,579 --> 00:28:00,582 - Good, Loz is here. - Bon appétit. 290 00:28:02,017 --> 00:28:03,953 - Goedemorgen, Jack! - Right. 291 00:28:03,986 --> 00:28:05,755 - Mon frère. - Loz. 292 00:28:05,788 --> 00:28:07,723 What happened last night? How did I get here? 293 00:28:07,757 --> 00:28:12,061 Ooh! Well, I wasn't really too sure whether to leave you sleeping where I found you 294 00:28:12,094 --> 00:28:15,831 because you looked so cute and peaceful in the gutter. 295 00:28:21,170 --> 00:28:22,304 That bag. 296 00:28:24,139 --> 00:28:26,909 I know, right! Like, wow. 297 00:28:26,942 --> 00:28:29,912 Ten euros from this rather lovely couple. 298 00:28:29,945 --> 00:28:32,114 "Ooh, I'd like ten euros." "Oh, well, here's a bag." 299 00:28:32,147 --> 00:28:33,983 No, that's my bag! 300 00:28:34,016 --> 00:28:36,318 Oh, I think you're mistaken, sir. 301 00:28:36,351 --> 00:28:38,888 You tryin' to tickle me? Stop it! 302 00:28:38,921 --> 00:28:41,991 I was robbed last night. This is my bag. 303 00:28:43,959 --> 00:28:46,495 They've taken all my stuff! 304 00:28:47,262 --> 00:28:49,298 Merde! 305 00:28:49,331 --> 00:28:53,903 But, in my defense, it was empty when I bought it. 306 00:28:58,841 --> 00:29:00,976 You're wearing all my clothes. 307 00:29:03,212 --> 00:29:05,180 Okay fine, it wasn't "empty", 308 00:29:05,214 --> 00:29:08,851 I did find these inside, too, but rather fetching don't you think? 309 00:29:08,884 --> 00:29:10,619 - Yes. Yes. 310 00:29:10,652 --> 00:29:15,724 That's some futuristic shit right there! Yeah! Yo. 311 00:29:57,066 --> 00:29:58,600 - What? 312 00:30:08,577 --> 00:30:11,113 took everything. 313 00:30:12,747 --> 00:30:15,584 I mean my passport was in that bag. 314 00:30:15,617 --> 00:30:16,818 Wow. 315 00:30:17,619 --> 00:30:19,754 - That was awkward. - Yup. 316 00:30:21,756 --> 00:30:26,996 - Oh, man. - Hey, come on, dear Jacques, here you go. Meow, meow, meow. 317 00:30:27,029 --> 00:30:28,630 Chin up and smiley smiles, 318 00:30:28,663 --> 00:30:30,866 there's a whole world of positivity out there. 319 00:30:30,900 --> 00:30:33,668 Yeah. 320 00:30:37,006 --> 00:30:40,075 Be a friend, yeah? I must get all of these on the cobbles today. 321 00:30:44,746 --> 00:30:46,448 "Amsterdam Cup?" 322 00:30:46,481 --> 00:30:51,253 Jacques, it's more than a cup, it's the World Cup of weed! 323 00:30:51,286 --> 00:30:55,057 Coffee shop owners do battle over several intense rounds 324 00:30:55,090 --> 00:30:57,893 to be the greatest herbalist in the world! 325 00:30:57,927 --> 00:31:01,363 Your father, he used to be the champ-ee-on, 326 00:31:01,396 --> 00:31:03,298 before his so-called "friend", Eddie, 327 00:31:03,332 --> 00:31:06,601 unveiled his corporate monstrosity across the street. 328 00:31:11,140 --> 00:31:16,311 Anyway... 329 00:31:26,721 --> 00:31:31,626 - Oh shh... I'm I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. - Fucking deja-vu! 330 00:31:31,660 --> 00:31:33,695 You know, some people might call this fate. 331 00:31:33,728 --> 00:31:36,265 Or a clumsy idiot who needs to look where he's going. 332 00:31:44,606 --> 00:31:45,807 Look who I found? 333 00:31:47,609 --> 00:31:48,910 Hi. 334 00:31:55,250 --> 00:31:56,585 Michael! 335 00:31:59,688 --> 00:32:01,923 How's things going with your dad? 336 00:32:01,957 --> 00:32:03,025 It's a mess. 337 00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:08,030 Don't worry, there's always someone worse off than you. 338 00:32:32,754 --> 00:32:34,289 Mick... 339 00:32:35,257 --> 00:32:37,759 - I know you don't believe me. - Fuck. 340 00:32:40,162 --> 00:32:42,597 I know this is hard to take in. 341 00:32:45,567 --> 00:32:49,838 But you did know my mom a long time ago, 342 00:32:49,871 --> 00:32:55,877 and my... my aunt Pixie told me that you are my father. 343 00:32:59,414 --> 00:33:00,882 Mick. 344 00:33:05,987 --> 00:33:07,356 I know. 345 00:33:12,861 --> 00:33:16,098 Your mother wrote to me when she found out she was pregnant. 346 00:33:19,901 --> 00:33:23,872 I tried to contact her, man. She was, she was always on tour, 347 00:33:23,905 --> 00:33:25,574 always moving place to place. 348 00:33:27,509 --> 00:33:31,012 I spent six months trying to get a letter to her. 349 00:33:32,814 --> 00:33:35,484 But you can tell her she's not getting any money off me, man. 350 00:33:36,985 --> 00:33:39,721 - That's why she sent you right? - No, she... 351 00:33:39,754 --> 00:33:42,524 Well, good 'cause I don't have any to give, man. 352 00:33:42,557 --> 00:33:45,194 I'll be closing the shop within a month. 353 00:33:45,227 --> 00:33:48,930 Yeah, Loz mentioned things were bad. 354 00:33:48,963 --> 00:33:53,135 MJ, MJ, I found some treasure. 355 00:33:53,168 --> 00:33:55,970 Look, a spliff. 356 00:33:57,639 --> 00:33:59,007 Help me, MJ. 357 00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:04,012 Look, you came to see the show? Okay? You saw how shit it is. 358 00:34:04,045 --> 00:34:06,448 All right, now just run along 359 00:34:06,481 --> 00:34:09,918 and get as far away from me as possible, man. 360 00:34:09,951 --> 00:34:13,255 No, I thought maybe I could stay and help you? 361 00:34:13,288 --> 00:34:17,726 Help? I can't even look after this place let alone babysit you. 362 00:34:17,759 --> 00:34:20,295 I'm a fast learner. I mean there must be something I can do? 363 00:34:20,329 --> 00:34:24,366 What? What do you possibly think you could do to help me, man? 364 00:34:30,339 --> 00:34:33,308 Actually, there is one thing. 365 00:34:33,342 --> 00:34:34,809 Anything, name it. 366 00:34:35,677 --> 00:34:38,747 The lighter. It's solid gold, man. 367 00:34:38,780 --> 00:34:42,551 Platinum inlay, the sparkly bit in the lettering is a sapphire, dude. 368 00:34:42,584 --> 00:34:45,587 I had it made when I opened the shop, it's worth a mint. 369 00:34:48,457 --> 00:34:50,024 C'mon, give it here. 370 00:34:52,227 --> 00:34:56,365 Uh... here's the thing, um... 371 00:34:57,466 --> 00:35:03,405 I don't... currently have it anymore. 372 00:35:03,438 --> 00:35:06,475 - What do you mean? - I was robbed last night. 373 00:35:06,508 --> 00:35:08,610 - They took if off you? - No... 374 00:35:10,379 --> 00:35:14,149 This blind homeless guy, came up out of the trash 375 00:35:14,183 --> 00:35:15,884 and pissed on the robbers and saved me! 376 00:35:15,917 --> 00:35:18,187 But I destroyed his house so I had to give him something 377 00:35:18,220 --> 00:35:21,423 so I gave him... the lighter. 378 00:35:21,456 --> 00:35:24,859 You gave... my lighter... to a bum? 379 00:35:24,893 --> 00:35:28,597 I... I gave my bum a light once, didn't end well. 380 00:35:28,630 --> 00:35:31,366 You two have totally lost the plot, man! 381 00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:35,103 No, no, no, look. He gave me his seed. 382 00:35:35,136 --> 00:35:38,139 Mick. Dude, just look at it. 383 00:35:41,710 --> 00:35:44,913 I'm sorry, look I didn't realize, I'll go get it back! 384 00:35:44,946 --> 00:35:46,615 You've done enough, sunshine! 385 00:35:50,819 --> 00:35:52,454 I want you gone, pronto. 386 00:35:52,487 --> 00:35:54,689 - I don't have anywhere to go. - Go back to your mother. 387 00:35:54,723 --> 00:35:57,926 I don't have a mother to go back to! 388 00:35:57,959 --> 00:36:00,262 What? 389 00:36:00,295 --> 00:36:04,199 - Sorry it's just, you know, Roxy. - She's dead? 390 00:36:04,233 --> 00:36:05,133 What? 391 00:36:05,166 --> 00:36:10,239 Oh, man. I'm so sorry, Jack. 392 00:36:11,940 --> 00:36:13,608 I'm so sorry, man. 393 00:36:15,009 --> 00:36:16,211 I didn't know. 394 00:36:16,245 --> 00:36:18,680 Jack felt terrible about lying, 395 00:36:18,713 --> 00:36:22,083 but for the first time he was being held by his father, 396 00:36:22,116 --> 00:36:26,421 and he couldn't bring himself to give that up just yet. 397 00:36:27,589 --> 00:36:30,124 You stay with me for a little while, yeah? 398 00:36:31,192 --> 00:36:32,561 That'd be awesome. 399 00:36:35,430 --> 00:36:37,466 Lying about what? 400 00:36:37,499 --> 00:36:41,736 - Is he all right? - Yeah. He's okay. 401 00:36:48,510 --> 00:36:49,711 Don't wait up. 402 00:36:53,047 --> 00:36:56,851 Oh, you can laugh, but this right here, 403 00:36:58,152 --> 00:37:01,256 is what keeps the crowd gagging for more. 404 00:37:01,290 --> 00:37:04,326 Hundred euro bills, y'all. 405 00:37:08,763 --> 00:37:13,435 - Later, dudes. - His balls touched me. 406 00:37:15,837 --> 00:37:19,040 - His balls touch everyone. 407 00:37:19,073 --> 00:37:21,510 Yeah. Yes. 408 00:37:50,672 --> 00:37:53,041 Jack. Jack! 409 00:37:54,242 --> 00:37:59,881 People watching me. Jack, do you see 'em? Jack. Ja... 410 00:38:59,674 --> 00:39:03,277 - Jack. Jack! - What? 411 00:39:03,311 --> 00:39:06,681 Wake up. Open your eyes, man. 412 00:39:15,857 --> 00:39:16,991 Whoa. 413 00:39:18,192 --> 00:39:19,461 Dude. 414 00:39:46,821 --> 00:39:50,391 Holy shit! What happened? 415 00:39:50,425 --> 00:39:53,595 It had to be that seed, my beautiful boy! 416 00:39:53,628 --> 00:39:55,764 We flushed that down the toilet. 417 00:39:55,797 --> 00:39:59,701 I know and it grew into a monster, man! 418 00:40:02,336 --> 00:40:06,007 Hi. Yeah a little help for a friend? I'm stuck! 419 00:40:09,911 --> 00:40:12,547 Be careful! Don't disturb the root. 420 00:40:13,648 --> 00:40:15,617 Jack? 421 00:40:15,650 --> 00:40:18,319 - Shit, that's Desiree. - What's she doing here? 422 00:40:18,352 --> 00:40:20,722 - Jack! - I'm stuck, Desiree... 423 00:40:20,755 --> 00:40:22,524 Shhh! 424 00:40:22,557 --> 00:40:24,125 - She can't see it! - Okay. 425 00:40:24,158 --> 00:40:25,426 Not me, dude. 426 00:40:25,460 --> 00:40:26,995 - Get rid of her. - How? 427 00:40:27,028 --> 00:40:28,096 I don't know say anything! 428 00:40:28,129 --> 00:40:29,664 If you really wanna help me save the shop, 429 00:40:29,698 --> 00:40:32,366 Eddie can't find out about this, man! 430 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:34,569 - Ooh! Hey. - Hi. 431 00:40:34,603 --> 00:40:37,071 - Is everything... - It's fine. Everything's fine. 432 00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:41,643 - Let's go somewhere! - Where? 433 00:40:41,676 --> 00:40:44,112 Uh, anywhere. Just away from the stores. 434 00:40:44,145 --> 00:40:46,347 - Are you sure you're okay? - Yeah! 435 00:40:57,125 --> 00:40:59,460 Who's a cunt? 436 00:42:04,959 --> 00:42:10,064 Amsterdam is crazy, it's just coffee shops and sex. 437 00:42:11,733 --> 00:42:15,436 - I'm gonna miss this place. - Why? Where you going? 438 00:42:19,641 --> 00:42:22,677 - Can you keep a secret? - Sure. 439 00:42:31,586 --> 00:42:33,855 These are all the places I'm going to go see, 440 00:42:33,888 --> 00:42:35,556 the minute I turn 21. 441 00:42:35,590 --> 00:42:37,391 Eddie's no longer my legal guardian, 442 00:42:37,425 --> 00:42:41,029 I'm buying a ticket to somewhere on this map, and I'm off. 443 00:42:43,698 --> 00:42:45,066 That's great. 444 00:43:01,282 --> 00:43:03,284 You're listening to one of Mom's records. 445 00:43:06,921 --> 00:43:11,793 - You've been gone a while. - Yeah, she took me to the Erotic Museum. 446 00:43:11,826 --> 00:43:15,063 I asked you to get her away from the store, not go on a date, man! 447 00:43:15,096 --> 00:43:18,266 - We had a really cool time. - Stay away from that girl, 448 00:43:18,299 --> 00:43:22,236 - she's nothing but trouble. - No, she's not. She's really nice. 449 00:43:22,270 --> 00:43:23,972 - Loz! - What? 450 00:43:24,005 --> 00:43:28,910 She took you on a date to an erotic museum, man! Loz! 451 00:43:28,943 --> 00:43:31,245 Not a date. 452 00:43:31,279 --> 00:43:35,183 Listen, anybody related to Eddie is no friend of ours. 453 00:43:35,216 --> 00:43:36,651 Do you understand? 454 00:43:36,685 --> 00:43:38,953 - Loz, stop that! - Please, Michael! 455 00:43:38,987 --> 00:43:41,422 Just let us smoke a little bit. Just a little tiny bit. 456 00:43:41,455 --> 00:43:43,825 An itty-bitty, tokey-wokey. 457 00:43:43,858 --> 00:43:48,262 No! We cannot smoke this, or sell it for that matter, 458 00:43:48,296 --> 00:43:50,098 until we're sure what the hell it is. 459 00:43:50,131 --> 00:43:52,066 "Don't smoke it, don't sell it." 460 00:43:53,134 --> 00:43:56,070 - Hey! - Sorry. 461 00:43:56,104 --> 00:43:57,505 - Loz. - Yes? 462 00:43:57,538 --> 00:44:00,474 What about your brother and that astronaut? 463 00:44:00,508 --> 00:44:04,846 But of course! Pete and Spence must see this! 464 00:44:05,646 --> 00:44:08,049 To our noble steed, we ride! 465 00:44:08,082 --> 00:44:13,955 Yes! Loz, clip the bud. Let's do this! 466 00:44:55,263 --> 00:44:58,332 I have never seen anything like it. 467 00:44:58,366 --> 00:44:59,801 Is it safe? 468 00:44:59,834 --> 00:45:03,537 Should be, though you will be in for the ride of your life. 469 00:45:03,571 --> 00:45:06,741 - And ride, we shall. - Where did you get this? 470 00:45:06,775 --> 00:45:09,277 I was about to ask you the same question. 471 00:45:09,310 --> 00:45:11,746 We found it in the trash months ago. 472 00:45:11,780 --> 00:45:15,416 Bestowed upon us by destiny, Pete. 473 00:45:15,449 --> 00:45:20,088 We have been trying to complete the procedure, but we are missing the last page. 474 00:45:20,121 --> 00:45:28,396 - Whoever wrote it is a genius. - Yes, he was. 475 00:45:28,429 --> 00:45:35,103 - You know who wrote that? - Of course. He used to work for me. 476 00:45:35,136 --> 00:45:41,675 Years ago, when Eddie and I were running Kalifornia Dreamin' together, 477 00:45:41,709 --> 00:45:48,182 we had a scientist, Gordon the Great. 478 00:45:49,583 --> 00:45:52,987 The best horticulturist that Amsterdam had ever seen. 479 00:45:54,488 --> 00:45:57,025 He created all of our strains. 480 00:45:58,126 --> 00:46:02,730 But Gordon... was after the ultimate high. 481 00:46:03,898 --> 00:46:07,936 - The Iceolator. - The Iceolator? 482 00:46:07,969 --> 00:46:14,508 He worked through the night for months, trying to perfect the technique. 483 00:46:14,542 --> 00:46:21,482 Eddie grew impatient, he wanted the strain for the Amsterdam Cup. 484 00:46:22,583 --> 00:46:25,553 He snuck into the lab one night, 485 00:46:25,586 --> 00:46:29,323 and turned the grow lamps up past their top capacity. 486 00:46:30,324 --> 00:46:31,893 Then what happened? 487 00:46:34,662 --> 00:46:36,097 It exploded. 488 00:46:38,900 --> 00:46:41,002 When we returned in the morning 489 00:46:41,035 --> 00:46:44,906 our lab was destroyed and our beloved scientist... 490 00:46:45,673 --> 00:46:48,142 nowhere to be found. 491 00:46:48,176 --> 00:46:50,278 His notes were lost, too... 492 00:46:53,581 --> 00:46:55,049 until today. 493 00:46:55,083 --> 00:46:57,818 So, that's when you and Eddie split up? 494 00:46:57,852 --> 00:47:00,421 He didn't care that somebody died, man! 495 00:47:00,454 --> 00:47:04,525 He just wanted to win the cup. I said, no. 496 00:47:04,558 --> 00:47:05,894 No. 497 00:47:05,927 --> 00:47:08,863 Greed drove a wedge between us, 498 00:47:10,464 --> 00:47:15,236 and he opened the Jolly Green Giant across the road. 499 00:47:15,269 --> 00:47:18,806 And ever since he's been trying to put me in the poor house. 500 00:47:18,839 --> 00:47:24,612 But now that you have this... What are you calling it? 501 00:47:24,645 --> 00:47:27,381 - Oh. - That's a good question. 502 00:47:33,421 --> 00:47:38,026 - The Green Stalk. - Yes, Loz! That's great! 503 00:47:38,626 --> 00:47:39,827 What is? 504 00:47:42,596 --> 00:47:47,601 If this... "Green Stalk" 505 00:47:47,635 --> 00:47:50,071 is as good as you say it is, 506 00:47:51,272 --> 00:47:53,874 we could save the shop. 507 00:47:53,908 --> 00:47:56,644 - Which would be awesome. 508 00:47:56,677 --> 00:47:59,313 Only one way to find out. 509 00:49:19,493 --> 00:49:22,630 In all my years of mind expansion, 510 00:49:22,663 --> 00:49:25,933 I never believed I would experience such beauty. 511 00:49:25,966 --> 00:49:29,803 This is our savior. 512 00:50:55,323 --> 00:50:59,693 The Green Stalk was indeed the savior for Kalifornia Dreamin', 513 00:51:00,828 --> 00:51:02,963 But their success was Eddie's demise. 514 00:51:02,996 --> 00:51:06,767 The Jolly Green Giant hadn't seen a customer for weeks, 515 00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:10,404 and the Amsterdam Cup was merely days away. 516 00:51:17,578 --> 00:51:19,180 Fuck this! 517 00:51:21,749 --> 00:51:24,785 It's time I made a trip across the cobbles. 518 00:51:26,254 --> 00:51:28,722 Clarence! Pipa! 519 00:51:30,891 --> 00:51:33,026 Ready my transport. 520 00:52:25,679 --> 00:52:26,880 Traitors! 521 00:52:37,057 --> 00:52:39,026 What the fuck is this? 522 00:52:39,059 --> 00:52:41,362 Smoking on the wrong side of the street, aren't ya? 523 00:52:44,732 --> 00:52:50,871 Mind your cheek, boy, and stay away from my princess. 524 00:52:50,904 --> 00:52:56,710 If you so much as to lick her rolling papers... 525 00:52:56,744 --> 00:53:00,548 Hey. Haven't you got trophies to polish? 526 00:53:00,581 --> 00:53:02,983 Well, if it isn't Hidden-Extra Heidi herself. 527 00:53:03,016 --> 00:53:06,554 You come to protect your little boy? That's so sweet. 528 00:53:08,322 --> 00:53:14,094 I can smell the sweat of your tiny balls, Mickie. 529 00:53:14,127 --> 00:53:18,666 'Tis a shame that they are not big enough to compete with a champion. 530 00:53:19,933 --> 00:53:23,003 Well, at least my dad's balls work. 531 00:53:29,076 --> 00:53:32,713 My balls work. 532 00:53:33,547 --> 00:53:38,586 They like to sweat. 533 00:53:43,991 --> 00:53:47,261 And they like to grind. 534 00:54:04,978 --> 00:54:09,650 Unlike you, you pathetic loser, too afraid for competition. 535 00:54:09,683 --> 00:54:14,788 No, I don't have time for the cup and all... that. 536 00:54:14,822 --> 00:54:18,792 I'm too busy swinging from branch to branch of my tree, 537 00:54:18,826 --> 00:54:22,262 serving the millions of customers that come in here every day. 538 00:54:22,296 --> 00:54:27,635 Another piece of your plastic shit to go with your fake palm trees? 539 00:54:27,668 --> 00:54:30,904 Oh, it's real. Just ask them. 540 00:54:34,375 --> 00:54:36,744 - That is real? - Yeah. 541 00:54:36,777 --> 00:54:42,616 - No. That is impossible. - Loz! Green stuff. 542 00:54:44,785 --> 00:54:46,086 On the house. 543 00:54:49,022 --> 00:54:52,760 Some stupid, homegrown bullshit! 544 00:55:09,877 --> 00:55:14,448 That strain, it isn't even that strong. I've... 545 00:56:02,763 --> 00:56:05,132 Well, wipe his ass and call that a shit. 546 00:56:07,435 --> 00:56:11,371 Seriously, he's gonna be back now that he sees what we've got, 547 00:56:11,405 --> 00:56:14,742 so you stay away from his kooky niece. 548 00:56:14,775 --> 00:56:17,077 We don't want anymore shit hitting the fan. 549 00:56:22,215 --> 00:56:26,720 That fat, cross-dressing fuck is going to ruin me! 550 00:56:26,754 --> 00:56:29,389 - Nay, I say. - He can't, he shan't. 551 00:56:29,423 --> 00:56:30,924 Shut up! 552 00:56:33,961 --> 00:56:37,330 That plant was the best I have ever tasted. 553 00:56:37,364 --> 00:56:39,800 It's already taken all my customers. 554 00:56:39,833 --> 00:56:41,268 If he gets it into the Amsterdam cup, 555 00:56:41,301 --> 00:56:42,870 he'll take my trophy and my title, 556 00:56:42,903 --> 00:56:44,538 and we will be closed within a year. 557 00:56:44,572 --> 00:56:48,241 And I will be the one flashing my cock and balls for a living. 558 00:56:50,077 --> 00:56:51,612 Unless... 559 00:56:51,645 --> 00:56:53,180 - Unless... unless? - Unless... unless! 560 00:56:54,815 --> 00:56:59,252 Unless... we do something about it. 561 00:57:01,188 --> 00:57:03,857 The severing dwarfs. 562 00:57:05,425 --> 00:57:08,061 Severing dwarfs. 563 00:57:10,931 --> 00:57:12,900 What's going on? 564 00:57:12,933 --> 00:57:17,037 Oh, nothing. You know, just... 565 00:57:19,306 --> 00:57:20,908 - relaxing. 566 00:57:20,941 --> 00:57:22,242 Where are you going? 567 00:57:22,275 --> 00:57:24,912 Just going to buy some supplies, we're running low on papers. 568 00:57:24,945 --> 00:57:27,781 - You seem to be going out a lot lately. - Just trying to keep us afloat 569 00:57:27,815 --> 00:57:29,750 now that Mick's stealing all your customers. 570 00:57:33,086 --> 00:57:34,522 Off you go, then. 571 00:57:38,391 --> 00:57:42,930 Something is not right. Follow her, see what you can find out. 572 00:57:43,664 --> 00:57:45,566 I will worry about Heidi. 573 00:57:54,908 --> 00:57:56,677 - Yo, man! - Fuck! 574 00:57:59,379 --> 00:58:01,481 Why, why did you wanna meet here? It's... 575 00:58:01,515 --> 00:58:02,650 For this. 576 00:58:02,683 --> 00:58:04,652 This is lover's bridge, 577 00:58:04,685 --> 00:58:08,021 where people from all over the world come to declare their love for each other. 578 00:58:08,055 --> 00:58:13,493 They put the padlock onto the chain and each keeps a key forever. 579 00:58:13,527 --> 00:58:17,831 The padlock can never be opened and their love never broken. 580 00:58:17,865 --> 00:58:20,033 That's really romantic. 581 00:58:21,368 --> 00:58:24,237 Oh, what you doing? Were you gonna... 582 00:58:24,271 --> 00:58:28,075 - No, no I was... - That's so sweet, you were. 583 00:58:28,108 --> 00:58:34,147 Okay, close your eyes, pout your lips. 584 00:58:37,918 --> 00:58:40,654 Best kiss in Amsterdam. 585 00:59:01,441 --> 00:59:08,281 Left a bit. No, no right. Back a bit. Stop! 586 00:59:08,315 --> 00:59:11,484 Perfect! Get the supplies we needed? 587 00:59:11,518 --> 00:59:13,587 Supply shop was closed. 588 00:59:13,621 --> 00:59:17,691 - It was closed? Well, why was that? - Plumbing problem. 589 00:59:19,026 --> 00:59:21,595 Plumbing problems? 590 00:59:21,629 --> 00:59:25,532 And it wasn't because you were off with Mick Kali's mongrel? 591 00:59:25,565 --> 00:59:28,769 What? No. We don't associate with the likes of him. 592 00:59:28,802 --> 00:59:33,774 Come now, princess, no need to keep secrets. 593 00:59:37,010 --> 00:59:38,712 Or secret jars of money. 594 00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:41,414 You went in my room? 595 00:59:45,485 --> 00:59:46,854 What is this, then? 596 00:59:48,588 --> 00:59:53,126 "All the places I wanna go to when I'm 21." 597 00:59:55,262 --> 00:59:58,198 That is going to be hard to do without any money. 598 01:00:01,802 --> 01:00:06,406 Now that... now that makes me sad. 599 01:00:06,439 --> 01:00:09,843 - I almost want to cry. - That's my money. 600 01:00:09,877 --> 01:00:11,578 Yes, it is! 601 01:00:13,146 --> 01:00:20,220 And it can stay yours if you do exactly as I ask. 602 01:00:21,488 --> 01:00:22,990 And what's that? 603 01:00:27,427 --> 01:00:31,564 I want you to convince Mick to meet with me. 604 01:00:33,667 --> 01:00:40,007 You know, like a truce to end our feud, 605 01:00:40,741 --> 01:00:42,609 re-kindle our friendship. 606 01:00:43,811 --> 01:00:45,345 And that's it? 607 01:00:46,814 --> 01:00:48,749 That is it. 608 01:00:48,782 --> 01:00:53,086 Well, you know what they say, "If you can't beat them, you join them". 609 01:00:55,723 --> 01:00:58,125 My colleague and I have been doing some research. 610 01:00:58,158 --> 01:01:03,096 The Green Stalk would be the greatest weed to utilize in creating... 611 01:01:03,130 --> 01:01:05,899 - the ultimate high. - Ultimate high. 612 01:01:05,933 --> 01:01:09,369 The Iceolator would be a cup winner, for sure! 613 01:01:09,402 --> 01:01:13,707 - Iceolator? - If only we had that missing page. 614 01:01:15,242 --> 01:01:16,576 What's she doing here? 615 01:01:16,609 --> 01:01:20,180 Michael, we shall return after some further research. 616 01:01:20,213 --> 01:01:22,082 Mon frère, MJ. 617 01:01:22,115 --> 01:01:24,317 Actually, I was hoping to talk to you. 618 01:01:27,654 --> 01:01:30,323 My uncle wants to give you this. 619 01:01:30,357 --> 01:01:34,661 He says he's really sorry. He wants to put your differences to rest. 620 01:01:36,329 --> 01:01:38,799 You can tell your uncle, 621 01:01:38,832 --> 01:01:44,071 that he can shove whatever's in that box up his tiny ass. 622 01:01:45,538 --> 01:01:46,774 One minute. 623 01:01:49,442 --> 01:01:52,545 Mick, if you just look at what she's bought over, 624 01:01:52,579 --> 01:01:54,247 it would mean a lot to me. 625 01:01:56,183 --> 01:02:00,620 Of all the girls in Amsterdam, did ya have to pick her? 626 01:02:04,557 --> 01:02:05,658 Yeah. 627 01:02:05,692 --> 01:02:07,594 Well, it's not gonna work though, kid. 628 01:02:07,627 --> 01:02:10,330 He couldn't even show up face to face and apologize in person, 629 01:02:10,363 --> 01:02:12,032 instead he sends his little messenger. 630 01:02:12,065 --> 01:02:13,967 I was only trying to help. 631 01:02:17,905 --> 01:02:19,106 The fuck was that? 632 01:02:19,139 --> 01:02:20,941 You don't know that family, man. 633 01:02:20,974 --> 01:02:22,810 I cant trust 'em as far as I can throw 'em. 634 01:02:22,843 --> 01:02:23,877 Well, she's not Eddie! 635 01:02:23,911 --> 01:02:26,079 He probably wants a share of my profits 636 01:02:26,113 --> 01:02:28,816 now he sees how successful I am! 637 01:02:28,849 --> 01:02:35,222 Look, Jack. For the first time in three years I'm almost above water. 638 01:02:35,255 --> 01:02:39,259 A few more days of business and I can pay off my debts. 639 01:02:39,292 --> 01:02:41,862 My luck changed when you showed up. 640 01:02:41,895 --> 01:02:45,065 Don't let some girl get in the way of what we've got now. 641 01:02:58,445 --> 01:03:00,513 Well, I'll be damned. 642 01:03:11,859 --> 01:03:13,894 It's one of my trophies. 643 01:03:33,713 --> 01:03:34,915 What do you two want? 644 01:03:44,824 --> 01:03:46,226 Oh... 645 01:03:48,195 --> 01:03:49,462 What? 646 01:03:49,496 --> 01:03:51,698 Desiree has a surprise for you across the street, 647 01:03:51,731 --> 01:03:54,868 get going, might get some gash tonight, boy! 648 01:03:56,736 --> 01:03:59,006 - Go. I'll bag the money. - Really? 649 01:03:59,039 --> 01:04:04,211 Yeah, of course, I've got MJ with me. Haven't I? Yes. We'll be fine. 650 01:04:04,844 --> 01:04:08,481 Okay. Bye, MJ. 651 01:04:11,084 --> 01:04:12,385 You're a good friend. 652 01:04:21,161 --> 01:04:22,329 What you doing? 653 01:04:50,290 --> 01:04:56,629 I know I can be... overly ambitious, 654 01:04:57,931 --> 01:05:00,767 maybe even a bit of a cock. 655 01:05:00,800 --> 01:05:04,404 Look at that, finally agreeing on something. 656 01:05:04,437 --> 01:05:08,708 Piss off, will you? Trying to say that I'm sorry. 657 01:05:12,612 --> 01:05:15,182 I know we didn't end on the best of terms, 658 01:05:15,215 --> 01:05:21,521 but the truth is, when you blamed me for that accident... that hurt. 659 01:05:23,723 --> 01:05:25,825 You're my best friend. 660 01:05:39,872 --> 01:05:42,575 Um... what's all this? 661 01:05:43,343 --> 01:05:45,878 This is my birthday party. 662 01:05:47,180 --> 01:05:49,816 Desiree, I'm really sorry, I should have... 663 01:05:49,849 --> 01:05:54,988 No! You didn't need to do anything. Just be here, celebrate with me. 664 01:05:55,022 --> 01:05:59,092 - Today I am 21. - You're free. 665 01:06:03,963 --> 01:06:06,666 Okay, what do you want? 666 01:06:06,699 --> 01:06:08,268 - The plant. - What? 667 01:06:08,301 --> 01:06:13,673 - We're taking the plant. - Are you? You and what army? 668 01:06:16,309 --> 01:06:18,211 - Severin' dwarfs! - Chop chop! 669 01:06:29,356 --> 01:06:31,191 And then in the morning, 670 01:06:31,224 --> 01:06:32,759 it had grown right out of the building, man! 671 01:06:32,792 --> 01:06:39,066 - No way. Unbelievable. What luck. - I know. 672 01:06:39,099 --> 01:06:41,768 - And it couldn't happen to a better guy. - I know. 673 01:06:41,801 --> 01:06:43,870 - And at a better time. - I'll say. 674 01:06:43,903 --> 01:06:47,440 You know I was gonna be kicked out on the street any day, man. 675 01:06:47,474 --> 01:06:52,112 Now, I can finally hang up my heels for good. 676 01:06:53,446 --> 01:06:54,947 Cheers. 677 01:07:00,520 --> 01:07:02,589 No, no, no! No, please, not the money! 678 01:07:08,528 --> 01:07:10,063 Come on, MJ. 679 01:07:21,074 --> 01:07:22,742 Ring, Mick. 680 01:07:25,778 --> 01:07:28,047 I gotta take this, that's me. 681 01:07:28,081 --> 01:07:31,050 That's me, man. That's me. 682 01:07:31,084 --> 01:07:34,754 Hold on a sec. Loz. 683 01:07:34,787 --> 01:07:38,425 Mick, Mick, they're destroying the plant and they've taken all the money! 684 01:07:38,458 --> 01:07:41,094 It was just a plot to get you out of the store! 685 01:07:41,128 --> 01:07:44,964 There's too many of them, Mick! There's too many of them! 686 01:07:48,635 --> 01:07:52,539 - You. - Yes, Michael. 687 01:07:52,572 --> 01:07:55,041 How could you do this to me again? 688 01:07:55,074 --> 01:07:59,446 Oh, come now. No need to be a sore loser. 689 01:07:59,479 --> 01:08:02,149 You lied to me! 690 01:08:02,182 --> 01:08:04,117 That I did, 691 01:08:04,151 --> 01:08:09,722 and luckily your son is as big a fool as you are. 692 01:08:09,756 --> 01:08:15,362 - And Desiree is as cunning as I am. - What? Desiree? 693 01:08:15,395 --> 01:08:19,899 Oh, yeah, we made a little agreement, you see. 694 01:08:19,932 --> 01:08:22,969 She would help me destroy that beautiful plant of yours, 695 01:08:23,970 --> 01:08:26,473 and I would set her free. 696 01:08:26,506 --> 01:08:30,377 I couldn't have you stealing anymore of my customers, Mickie. 697 01:08:30,410 --> 01:08:35,748 Or, God forbid, beat me in the cup! 698 01:08:40,820 --> 01:08:44,257 No! 699 01:08:44,857 --> 01:08:46,193 There's too much! 700 01:08:46,226 --> 01:08:49,229 - We'll take what we can! - And the rest? 701 01:08:50,763 --> 01:08:55,435 - Throw it into the pool! - What are ya... Not in the pool! 702 01:08:55,468 --> 01:09:00,473 Yes! Get it outta here! Let's go! 703 01:09:00,507 --> 01:09:04,377 Come with me. You've made some money now. 704 01:09:04,411 --> 01:09:08,881 Travel together, see the world, be free. 705 01:09:08,915 --> 01:09:11,751 I'm sorry, I can't. 706 01:09:13,353 --> 01:09:15,755 I mean, I just met my dad. 707 01:09:16,789 --> 01:09:19,992 And I feel like he needs me. 708 01:09:29,369 --> 01:09:32,439 I'll never forget you. 709 01:09:34,006 --> 01:09:38,077 Ditto. And you know, after I've seen the world, 710 01:09:38,110 --> 01:09:39,712 I'll know where to find you. 711 01:09:42,915 --> 01:09:47,119 - You witch! - Dad. 712 01:09:47,153 --> 01:09:49,989 You lying scum of a bastard whore! 713 01:09:50,022 --> 01:09:53,226 Whoa! Right, calm down, you're drunk. 714 01:09:53,260 --> 01:09:55,428 She tricked you, Jack! 715 01:09:55,462 --> 01:09:59,198 They just tried to get us outta the shop so they could destroy the plant, man! 716 01:09:59,232 --> 01:10:00,933 - What? - What do you mean, destroy the plant?! 717 01:10:00,967 --> 01:10:03,303 Oh, she know... you know! 718 01:10:03,336 --> 01:10:06,005 Didn't Eddie tell you to arrange the drinks tonight? 719 01:10:06,038 --> 01:10:08,475 - Yes, but... - Ah-ha! 720 01:10:08,508 --> 01:10:11,244 She's been in on it the whole time, man! 721 01:10:11,278 --> 01:10:15,848 She wanted to earn your trust just so that Eddie would let her leave. 722 01:10:15,882 --> 01:10:17,384 That can't be true, because you wouldn't do that to me. 723 01:10:17,417 --> 01:10:19,986 No, Jack, he said he'd take my money, but I... 724 01:10:20,019 --> 01:10:24,090 - Hello? Could somebody please help us? - You serious? 725 01:10:24,123 --> 01:10:27,694 Mick! Jack! Anyone? 726 01:11:04,664 --> 01:11:06,933 - You knew about this? - No. 727 01:11:06,966 --> 01:11:09,736 You invited me over there to get me out the store so you could ruin us! 728 01:11:09,769 --> 01:11:11,904 - Jack... - No! 729 01:11:11,938 --> 01:11:14,641 You've admitted it! You already said that Eddie put you up to this. 730 01:11:14,674 --> 01:11:17,377 - I didn't know he was going to do this! - Get out. 731 01:11:17,410 --> 01:11:21,948 - Jack, please don't... - Go on your stupid trip. See the world. 732 01:11:21,981 --> 01:11:24,484 Please! Don't come back! 733 01:11:26,886 --> 01:11:28,921 Go! Get out! 734 01:11:41,267 --> 01:11:42,402 Dad... 735 01:11:46,205 --> 01:11:47,674 What're doing? 736 01:11:47,707 --> 01:11:49,509 What does it look like I'm doing? 737 01:11:49,542 --> 01:11:54,614 I gotta pay up by tomorrow or I'm finished. 738 01:11:54,647 --> 01:11:56,483 You don't need to do this, all right? 739 01:11:56,516 --> 01:12:01,754 OK, there's loads of things we can do, and I'm gonna help. 740 01:12:01,788 --> 01:12:04,657 That's what you said when you showed up in the first place, 741 01:12:05,958 --> 01:12:07,594 where's it gotten me, man? 742 01:12:09,028 --> 01:12:13,500 No, no, where's it gotten me? Nowhere. 743 01:12:13,533 --> 01:12:16,869 You, you, this is your fault. 744 01:12:16,903 --> 01:12:19,372 - What, me? - You, it's your fault! 745 01:12:19,406 --> 01:12:21,173 - It's not my fault. - It's all your fault. 746 01:12:21,207 --> 01:12:24,343 - It's not my fault! - It's your fault! 747 01:12:24,377 --> 01:12:29,616 I was fine! I was just fine. 748 01:12:30,850 --> 01:12:34,654 Can anyone untie me? Jack or Mick? 749 01:12:34,687 --> 01:12:36,088 No! 750 01:12:39,392 --> 01:12:43,229 No, Mick. Heidi's the only one who can save us now. 751 01:12:43,262 --> 01:12:45,264 You don't have to, please, just wait! 752 01:12:45,297 --> 01:12:47,767 I want you outta here by the time I get back! 753 01:12:51,638 --> 01:12:57,610 - You'll never see me again. - Good. 754 01:13:12,759 --> 01:13:16,696 - It's okay, Jack. - Just leave me alone for a minute. 755 01:13:18,665 --> 01:13:24,236 - Mary Jane wants to tell you that... - Stop with that! All right? 756 01:13:24,270 --> 01:13:25,672 Yeah. 757 01:13:27,574 --> 01:13:29,576 I'm just trying to be a good friend. 758 01:13:29,609 --> 01:13:33,580 You're not my friend! Mick's not my dad, and you're not my friend! 759 01:13:34,681 --> 01:13:40,252 - And mj, just your fucking hand! - Sorry. 760 01:13:41,854 --> 01:13:43,723 No, I'm sorry, mate. 761 01:13:43,756 --> 01:13:46,959 No, man, no. I didn't mean that, look, I'm just upset. 762 01:13:46,993 --> 01:13:50,329 - All right? I didn't... - It's fine. You're right, look. 763 01:13:57,937 --> 01:13:59,438 Goodbye, Jack. 764 01:14:05,377 --> 01:14:07,514 - It's a bit awkward in'nit? - It is, isn't it? 765 01:14:09,048 --> 01:14:10,783 - I should probably untie you shouldn't I? - Yes, please. 766 01:14:10,817 --> 01:14:12,685 All right, I will. 767 01:14:37,777 --> 01:14:40,012 I love you all. 768 01:14:41,714 --> 01:14:44,150 Suck my dick! 769 01:14:46,452 --> 01:14:47,820 Going somewhere? 770 01:14:51,357 --> 01:14:52,859 Roxy? 771 01:14:54,694 --> 01:14:57,029 It's good to see ya, Mick. 772 01:14:57,063 --> 01:15:00,833 I see you've taken to wearing women's clothing, I can't say I'm surprised. 773 01:15:04,804 --> 01:15:06,438 But you're dead. 774 01:15:09,275 --> 01:15:12,679 Oh, God, you're a ghost. 775 01:15:12,712 --> 01:15:16,215 Which means, oh, God, I'm dead! 776 01:15:16,248 --> 01:15:19,418 I jumped, man, I jumped and I drowned! 777 01:15:19,451 --> 01:15:22,555 Oh, Jesus! Now I'm a ghost too, man! 778 01:15:22,589 --> 01:15:24,056 We're in purgatory. 779 01:15:24,090 --> 01:15:27,459 Jesus, we're in purgatory together, man! 780 01:15:27,493 --> 01:15:28,861 I can't feel anything. 781 01:15:28,895 --> 01:15:33,099 I can't feel anything. I'm so cold. 782 01:15:33,132 --> 01:15:36,468 Get a grip on yourself. I'm not dead. 783 01:15:36,502 --> 01:15:40,039 What is the matter with you? 784 01:15:40,072 --> 01:15:45,745 - You're alive? - 'Course I'm alive, Mick. 785 01:15:47,046 --> 01:15:49,381 You bloody idiot. 786 01:15:49,415 --> 01:15:53,620 Now where's that son of ours? It's time we acted like parents. 787 01:15:56,055 --> 01:15:57,824 But first, let's get fucked. 788 01:15:58,557 --> 01:16:03,129 Yeah! I've missed you so much. 789 01:16:03,162 --> 01:16:05,898 - Amsterdam, baby! - Yeah. 790 01:16:14,173 --> 01:16:18,110 My, so this place is still a shithole then? 791 01:16:18,144 --> 01:16:22,348 Look at the state... Whoa, Jack, what's the matter? 792 01:16:24,550 --> 01:16:28,921 The day the world was waiting for had arrived. 793 01:16:28,955 --> 01:16:31,457 It was the dawn of the Cup. 794 01:16:31,490 --> 01:16:35,928 Everyone was eagerly waiting for the competition to begin. 795 01:16:37,163 --> 01:16:40,566 Everyone, apart from Jack. 796 01:16:41,634 --> 01:16:43,836 With his dreams in tatters, 797 01:16:43,870 --> 01:16:49,241 it seemed the only thing he could hope for was a miracle. 798 01:16:51,978 --> 01:16:54,346 ...report to the Jolly Green Giant... 799 01:16:56,716 --> 01:16:58,017 What's all the commotion? 800 01:16:58,818 --> 01:17:00,319 Nothing. 801 01:17:00,352 --> 01:17:01,988 - What's going on? - Pix, nothing. 802 01:17:02,021 --> 01:17:07,727 - There's my boy! - Jack! Your mother, she's alive, man! 803 01:17:07,760 --> 01:17:10,062 - It's a miracle! - Debatable. 804 01:17:11,097 --> 01:17:12,799 So how's my boy doing? 805 01:17:12,832 --> 01:17:15,067 I was better before you arrived to be honest, Mom. 806 01:17:15,101 --> 01:17:17,103 Come on, don't be like that. 807 01:17:17,136 --> 01:17:21,708 All that time you lied to me, you expect me to just welcome you with open arms? 808 01:17:21,741 --> 01:17:26,045 Come on, Jackie, don't be crawling up my fanny like that. 809 01:17:26,078 --> 01:17:29,381 How is that an appropriate thing to say to your son? 810 01:17:29,415 --> 01:17:33,986 All you care about is how short your skirt is and what guy your bunking up with next! 811 01:17:34,020 --> 01:17:35,154 It's disgusting! 812 01:17:35,187 --> 01:17:37,957 "Oh, I'm Roxy, the sexy star of The Slut Puppets." 813 01:17:37,990 --> 01:17:39,058 Who suck by the way! 814 01:17:39,091 --> 01:17:41,593 Oi, no, that is totally out of order! 815 01:17:41,627 --> 01:17:46,398 No, it's all right, sis, he's right. We're shit. 816 01:17:46,432 --> 01:17:48,067 Good shit, though. 817 01:17:49,836 --> 01:17:54,573 I know what I've done is wrong, but I deserve a second chance. 818 01:17:54,606 --> 01:17:56,275 I shouldn't have kept Mick from you. 819 01:17:56,308 --> 01:18:00,112 You missed out on having a father, 820 01:18:00,146 --> 01:18:02,982 or whatever that is, I'm sorry about that. 821 01:18:04,583 --> 01:18:10,656 When you left it... you gave me the kick in the clit I needed, you know? 822 01:18:10,689 --> 01:18:14,260 I know I can't make up for the shit in the past, but... 823 01:18:15,427 --> 01:18:18,865 I wanna at least give you a chance at a good future. 824 01:18:18,898 --> 01:18:20,332 You got me going now. 825 01:18:22,401 --> 01:18:28,540 - I'm so proud of you. - Me too, son. 826 01:18:36,482 --> 01:18:40,519 - I ruined everything for you, Dad. - Nah, man. 827 01:18:42,088 --> 01:18:46,192 - I was a loser when you found me, Jack. - Yeah. 828 01:18:49,028 --> 01:18:52,331 Well, look at this place, Roxy. Remember it, Nikki? 829 01:18:53,565 --> 01:18:54,600 Pixie. 830 01:18:54,633 --> 01:18:59,806 Yeah. You came in, tits hanging out. 831 01:19:04,276 --> 01:19:07,613 Oh, yeah. Good to go. 832 01:19:20,159 --> 01:19:21,861 Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa! 833 01:19:26,565 --> 01:19:28,534 Oh, you have to be kidding me! 834 01:19:29,869 --> 01:19:31,237 No, no, no, no, no. 835 01:19:36,542 --> 01:19:38,444 I just re-built! 836 01:19:38,477 --> 01:19:44,016 - I'm, I'm sorry, I... I just fell. - What's wrong with you people? 837 01:19:44,050 --> 01:19:48,620 I didn't mean to, I just, I lost a piece of paper 838 01:19:48,654 --> 01:19:51,958 and it had the drawing of a, of a map on it. 839 01:19:51,991 --> 01:19:57,329 And I lost it, I, I lost everything. 840 01:20:05,537 --> 01:20:11,810 But this isn't of mine, mine has a drawing of a... of a map. 841 01:20:11,844 --> 01:20:16,682 Shhhh... trust me. 842 01:20:17,917 --> 01:20:20,419 That will take you where you need to go. 843 01:20:24,223 --> 01:20:26,392 But this is blank. 844 01:20:42,574 --> 01:20:44,510 Guys, I need your help. 845 01:20:48,614 --> 01:20:50,016 Look. 846 01:20:56,688 --> 01:20:58,690 - Spence. - Pete. 847 01:20:58,724 --> 01:21:01,260 - Ice... - ...olator! 848 01:21:01,293 --> 01:21:02,794 The ultimate high! 849 01:21:09,468 --> 01:21:12,004 - Still got this? - Of course. 850 01:21:17,543 --> 01:21:19,145 I'll miss it here. 851 01:21:22,748 --> 01:21:24,383 Not if we can save it. 852 01:21:25,417 --> 01:21:26,685 Desiree. 853 01:21:28,087 --> 01:21:30,856 You got some nerve showing up here again, Desiree. 854 01:21:30,889 --> 01:21:32,024 We have to enter the cup. 855 01:21:32,058 --> 01:21:34,160 Shouldn't you be with your uncle across the road? 856 01:21:34,193 --> 01:21:36,795 Nope, I'm smoking on the right side of the street. 857 01:21:36,828 --> 01:21:40,266 This fair maiden found the missing page from our notebook. 858 01:21:40,299 --> 01:21:42,734 Mick, I need all the Green Stalk you have. 859 01:21:44,336 --> 01:21:46,438 - There's none left. - It's ruined. 860 01:21:46,472 --> 01:21:49,208 It's not ruined, it's wet. 861 01:21:49,241 --> 01:21:51,277 And that's exactly how we want it. 862 01:21:51,310 --> 01:21:54,546 Kinky little minx knows our lyrics. 863 01:21:57,216 --> 01:21:59,285 Ladies and Gentlemen, 864 01:21:59,318 --> 01:22:05,691 please welcome into the arena the teams for this year's Amsterdam Cup! 865 01:22:06,792 --> 01:22:10,296 The Sin-Derellaz! 866 01:22:10,329 --> 01:22:15,701 Last year's runner up, the all girl group of power has landed in the tower. 867 01:22:23,775 --> 01:22:26,445 The Gingerbread Men! 868 01:22:29,181 --> 01:22:33,152 These five balls of fire are always trying to get higher! 869 01:22:33,185 --> 01:22:36,688 Watch out when these guys are about. 870 01:22:43,195 --> 01:22:46,232 The Pied Pipers! 871 01:22:52,004 --> 01:22:55,941 One foot in the grave, but they still love to rave. 872 01:22:55,974 --> 01:22:59,845 And like the fine wine, they get better with time. 873 01:23:01,547 --> 01:23:08,154 And finally, the defending champions, the Jolly Green Giants! 874 01:23:09,955 --> 01:23:15,294 Eddie and his unstoppable team are aiming for their seventh consecutive win! 875 01:23:18,597 --> 01:23:24,603 Let's get ready to roll! 876 01:23:24,636 --> 01:23:28,074 - Ready to launch, captain. - The process takes longer than we have, 877 01:23:28,107 --> 01:23:30,409 but the more people that help, the faster we can... 878 01:23:30,442 --> 01:23:32,444 I'll help. You guys need Loz on your team. 879 01:23:32,478 --> 01:23:33,845 But we still have a problem. 880 01:23:33,879 --> 01:23:36,848 - We don't have the entrance fee money. - That's not true. 881 01:23:36,882 --> 01:23:39,418 Desiree you can't, that's your escape money. 882 01:23:39,451 --> 01:23:41,887 If it wasn't for my uncle, I wouldn't need it. 883 01:23:41,920 --> 01:23:45,391 And nothing would make me happier than the look on his face when you win. 884 01:23:45,424 --> 01:23:48,327 I'm so sorry for all that stuff I said to you earlier. 885 01:23:48,360 --> 01:23:49,728 You couldn't have known that your uncle... 886 01:23:49,761 --> 01:23:54,900 Hush, hush, Mickie. Let's take that fucker down. 887 01:23:54,933 --> 01:23:57,669 Hey, guys, guys: snail. 888 01:23:58,537 --> 01:24:01,973 Hey, guys: octopus. Big octopus. 889 01:24:02,007 --> 01:24:04,243 We have a surprise, late entry. 890 01:24:04,276 --> 01:24:09,215 Please welcome into the arena, Kalifornia Dreamin'. 891 01:24:20,926 --> 01:24:23,129 What the fuck is he doing here? 892 01:24:31,069 --> 01:24:35,141 Let's give a warm welcome to the High Chancellor of Weed, 893 01:24:35,174 --> 01:24:41,012 and our judge extraordinaire, Sir Howard Marks! 894 01:24:46,852 --> 01:24:51,757 Welcome to the only place in the world 895 01:24:51,790 --> 01:24:56,462 where the grass is always greener: 896 01:24:56,495 --> 01:24:59,030 Amsterdam! 897 01:25:11,843 --> 01:25:15,147 There will be several rounds of competition, 898 01:25:15,181 --> 01:25:20,486 with points awarded to the winning team in each category. 899 01:25:20,519 --> 01:25:25,157 First up, Creative Joint Rolling! 900 01:25:27,859 --> 01:25:31,963 - Loz, you're up. - Um... no. 901 01:25:32,998 --> 01:25:35,701 - What? Why? - Only friends help each other, 902 01:25:35,734 --> 01:25:39,137 and he made it quite clear I haven't got any of those. 903 01:25:47,913 --> 01:25:49,448 I'm really sorry. 904 01:25:49,481 --> 01:25:53,552 I was upset and the fact is, 905 01:25:53,585 --> 01:25:58,557 when I arrived, no one was as nice to me as you were. 906 01:25:58,590 --> 01:26:03,695 I mean, you're not just my friend, you're my best friend. 907 01:26:05,163 --> 01:26:10,402 - And I love MJ. - Fuck off with the fairytale bullshit, you lot. 908 01:26:10,436 --> 01:26:13,305 Jesus Christ, I tell you what, you get your arse up there. 909 01:26:13,339 --> 01:26:18,377 Me, you, that weird finger of yours, play a bit of hide and seek later. 910 01:26:21,513 --> 01:26:24,250 Okay. 911 01:26:24,283 --> 01:26:26,952 Go on, Loz, we fucking love you! 912 01:26:26,985 --> 01:26:29,187 - Sorry, sorry, I got carried away. - That's good. 913 01:26:30,021 --> 01:26:35,261 On your Howard Marks... get set... 914 01:26:36,094 --> 01:26:37,396 roll! 915 01:26:43,535 --> 01:26:45,504 Are we really supposed to add this much ice? 916 01:26:45,537 --> 01:26:49,408 The goal is to completely separate the THC from the weed. 917 01:26:49,441 --> 01:26:51,943 We are not making a regular high. 918 01:26:51,977 --> 01:26:55,414 We are making, the ultimate high. 919 01:26:56,715 --> 01:26:59,651 Iceolator. 920 01:26:59,685 --> 01:27:02,588 Inhale, bitches. 921 01:27:05,324 --> 01:27:06,825 What the fuck is he making, man? 922 01:27:06,858 --> 01:27:10,796 It's all right. Trust him. He's got this. 923 01:27:16,302 --> 01:27:21,607 - Very nice. Very nice. Let's get more. - Yeah. 924 01:27:27,112 --> 01:27:29,648 This round just gets crazier every year. 925 01:27:29,681 --> 01:27:33,885 Looks what's being created using just marijuana rolling papers. 926 01:27:37,489 --> 01:27:41,259 Okay, contestants! Stop rolling. 927 01:27:42,093 --> 01:27:45,130 Settle down. Settle down. 928 01:27:46,231 --> 01:27:49,768 They look amazing. Really stunning. 929 01:27:49,801 --> 01:27:52,471 But it's not about origami. 930 01:27:53,204 --> 01:27:56,207 I wonder how well they smoke. 931 01:27:59,378 --> 01:28:02,080 - Ready. - Here we go. 932 01:28:02,113 --> 01:28:06,217 Wait, wait, wait, wait, don't we need something to strain the THC? 933 01:28:06,251 --> 01:28:09,988 Oh. You are right. 934 01:28:10,021 --> 01:28:14,826 Michael must have a fishing net or something. 935 01:28:26,838 --> 01:28:31,209 Do I suck... or do I blow? 936 01:28:33,812 --> 01:28:36,948 It's not that funny. It's not that funny. 937 01:28:36,982 --> 01:28:38,750 Are you sure these will work? 938 01:28:40,519 --> 01:28:43,955 - They're perfect. - We are good to go. 939 01:28:50,862 --> 01:28:52,263 Maybe not. 940 01:28:54,032 --> 01:28:59,371 The cup's first ever, official volcano spliff. Kaboom! 941 01:29:02,474 --> 01:29:04,209 Fuck the volcano. 942 01:29:07,379 --> 01:29:11,216 Whoa, you could power the whole Netherlands with that windmill. 943 01:29:11,249 --> 01:29:13,151 This is just crazy. 944 01:29:17,389 --> 01:29:20,291 Jack said they would pull the plug on Mick soon. 945 01:29:20,325 --> 01:29:22,293 Looks like it is game over. 946 01:29:22,327 --> 01:29:27,332 Without electric to stir the weed and ice together there will be no Iceolator. 947 01:29:31,202 --> 01:29:32,370 Fuck it. 948 01:29:39,778 --> 01:29:43,915 Jolly Green Giant have won this fucking round. 949 01:29:48,019 --> 01:29:52,891 - This was a bad idea. - Nah, come on, baby. 950 01:29:52,924 --> 01:29:57,228 - You never went down on me this quick. - Okay. 951 01:29:57,262 --> 01:29:58,363 Round two. 952 01:29:58,396 --> 01:30:02,501 - Wait, wait, wait. - The Longest Joint. 953 01:30:11,843 --> 01:30:13,512 Pied Pipers! 954 01:30:13,545 --> 01:30:15,681 Get in here, I'm not doing this alone. 955 01:30:19,918 --> 01:30:23,088 The Smuggle Juggle. 956 01:30:45,110 --> 01:30:48,547 - Well, if we must. - For the good of the team. 957 01:30:48,580 --> 01:30:52,417 Yee-ha! The Giants are taking an early lead. 958 01:31:11,136 --> 01:31:14,139 The Giants extend their lead. 959 01:31:23,081 --> 01:31:25,216 The Bong Balance. 960 01:31:27,653 --> 01:31:29,287 Come on, Roxy! 961 01:31:34,793 --> 01:31:38,396 Whoa! The legendary singer, Roxy from The Slut Puppets, 962 01:31:38,429 --> 01:31:41,499 has bagged Kalifornia Dreamin's first win. 963 01:31:48,907 --> 01:31:52,243 Spliff Roulette! Kaboom! 964 01:32:02,788 --> 01:32:04,155 Gingers! 965 01:32:22,240 --> 01:32:23,374 Faster! 966 01:32:27,212 --> 01:32:29,314 Paper Planes. 967 01:32:35,687 --> 01:32:37,255 Yeah! 968 01:32:39,357 --> 01:32:41,693 Scratch and Sniff. 969 01:32:46,998 --> 01:32:49,801 Bet you can't even guess if it's weed or hash. 970 01:32:55,506 --> 01:32:58,443 The old man is crazy! 971 01:33:06,818 --> 01:33:11,156 Three people guessed the strain. 972 01:33:11,189 --> 01:33:17,495 One person guessed the weight and the strain. 973 01:33:17,528 --> 01:33:24,002 But this was profanity personified. 974 01:33:24,035 --> 01:33:29,374 One person guessed the weight, 975 01:33:29,407 --> 01:33:35,013 the strain, and the soil in which it was grown. 976 01:33:35,046 --> 01:33:40,418 And the winner is, Kalifornia Dreamin'! 977 01:33:44,022 --> 01:33:48,359 Unbelievable! Mick Kali has taken Kalifornia Dreamin' 978 01:33:48,393 --> 01:33:52,864 into a head to head final with the Jolly Green Giants! 979 01:33:52,898 --> 01:33:56,267 Okay, contestants. 980 01:33:56,301 --> 01:34:03,341 It's time I toke on your homegrown smoke. Come on! 981 01:34:26,397 --> 01:34:27,899 Where is she? 982 01:34:32,971 --> 01:34:34,672 I've waited all year for this. 983 01:34:34,706 --> 01:34:37,709 It's well worth the wait, Mr. Marks. 984 01:34:48,653 --> 01:34:51,656 Smells like Christmas come early this year. 985 01:34:56,461 --> 01:34:58,864 - Is it tight? - Nice and tight. 986 01:34:58,897 --> 01:35:00,698 Here we go. Bit more, bit more... 987 01:35:10,441 --> 01:35:12,443 Our reigning champion, Eddie, 988 01:35:12,477 --> 01:35:14,712 sure looks happy with his entry this year. 989 01:35:14,746 --> 01:35:18,283 Let's see what the Ganja Godfather has to say. 990 01:35:27,759 --> 01:35:32,864 Jesus... this is fucking amazing! 991 01:35:32,898 --> 01:35:35,400 This has gotta be a winner. 992 01:35:42,841 --> 01:35:46,044 Wankers, have some'a that. 993 01:35:46,077 --> 01:35:47,879 May I see your entry, Mick? 994 01:35:50,715 --> 01:35:52,517 Uh... 995 01:35:54,920 --> 01:35:56,087 No. 996 01:35:56,121 --> 01:35:58,857 I'm sorry, boys, but without any weed, 997 01:35:58,890 --> 01:36:00,425 I've gotta disqualify you. 998 01:36:02,227 --> 01:36:04,629 And announce Jolly Green Giant... 999 01:36:04,662 --> 01:36:07,198 Wait! This is our entry. 1000 01:36:09,801 --> 01:36:12,770 Sneaky little whore! 1001 01:36:12,804 --> 01:36:16,374 This is Kalifornia Dreamin's entry. 1002 01:36:17,708 --> 01:36:18,944 Is that the... 1003 01:36:18,977 --> 01:36:23,214 My God. It's... 1004 01:36:23,248 --> 01:36:26,885 - The Iceolator? - Yes, Howard, The Iceolator. 1005 01:36:28,653 --> 01:36:31,857 You little bitch. 1006 01:36:33,258 --> 01:36:34,792 Get to your room. 1007 01:36:34,826 --> 01:36:36,527 Seem to be forgetting I'm 21, 1008 01:36:36,561 --> 01:36:38,496 you can't tell me what to do anymore. 1009 01:36:38,529 --> 01:36:43,001 - She's a keeper, man. - She really is. 1010 01:36:43,034 --> 01:36:45,403 Come on load it up, I... I have to taste it. 1011 01:36:47,638 --> 01:36:49,975 Come on, man, my lungs are waiting. 1012 01:36:52,610 --> 01:36:53,945 Thank you. 1013 01:37:26,577 --> 01:37:29,080 - There's no pulse. - What? 1014 01:37:30,481 --> 01:37:31,917 Oh, my God! 1015 01:37:54,940 --> 01:38:00,979 I haven't had hash like this since the 1970s. 1016 01:38:01,012 --> 01:38:06,817 When I was in Nepal and even that naughty Nepalese beauty, 1017 01:38:06,851 --> 01:38:10,855 didn't have the kick that this cheeky little fucker's got. 1018 01:38:15,460 --> 01:38:20,165 And the winner of the Amsterdam Cup, 1019 01:38:21,166 --> 01:38:25,036 is Kalifornia Dreamin'! 1020 01:38:26,404 --> 01:38:28,639 No! No! 1021 01:38:46,124 --> 01:38:50,761 Everything that young Jack had wished for had become a reality. 1022 01:38:50,795 --> 01:38:56,301 And although Jack was sure the story was nearing its end, he didn't realize... 1023 01:38:56,334 --> 01:39:00,371 - Cease you intrepid brain beast! - That his journey was only j... 1024 01:39:00,405 --> 01:39:04,009 - Shut up! Sorry. - His Journey was only just... 1025 01:39:04,042 --> 01:39:08,246 - Wait a minute, I heard that as well. - You did? 1026 01:39:08,279 --> 01:39:10,681 - We all did. - Was only just... 1027 01:39:14,219 --> 01:39:15,553 Beginning. 1028 01:39:16,721 --> 01:39:18,523 You're the guy that gave me the seed. 1029 01:39:18,556 --> 01:39:21,326 You gave me the plans for the Iceolator. 1030 01:39:21,359 --> 01:39:22,960 You're the voice inside my head. 1031 01:39:24,162 --> 01:39:25,496 Gordon? 1032 01:39:25,530 --> 01:39:27,498 - The Messiah. - I think that's him. 1033 01:39:27,532 --> 01:39:32,403 Gordon the Great, is it really you? 1034 01:39:35,473 --> 01:39:38,209 - I thought you were... - Yeah, dead? No, I'm not dead. 1035 01:39:38,243 --> 01:39:43,748 It's good to see you again, Mick, or at least it's good to hear you. 1036 01:39:43,781 --> 01:39:47,652 Aye, I was blinded in the accident, 1037 01:39:47,685 --> 01:39:52,357 but I've had plenty of time to work out how to get back at Eddie. 1038 01:39:52,390 --> 01:39:58,329 And with Jack's help, the evil giant has finally fallen. 1039 01:40:02,500 --> 01:40:08,506 - Is that my lighter? - I think it belongs to someone else now. 1040 01:40:12,477 --> 01:40:14,011 Thanks, Jack. 1041 01:40:18,015 --> 01:40:21,252 That was a touch of genius flushing that seed down the toilet. 1042 01:40:21,286 --> 01:40:24,922 - Turns out piss was the ingredient... - Piss! 1043 01:40:24,955 --> 01:40:27,792 That I didn't think of to add to the germination process. 1044 01:40:27,825 --> 01:40:30,361 Well, it certainly made the plant grow big, eh? 1045 01:40:30,395 --> 01:40:31,896 You're my hero. 1046 01:40:31,929 --> 01:40:33,431 I love you. 1047 01:40:33,464 --> 01:40:36,467 And there is plenty more magic where that came from. 1048 01:40:38,903 --> 01:40:41,306 We're gonna make millions, man! 1049 01:40:41,339 --> 01:40:45,843 Gordon, would you consider coming into business with me and Loz? 1050 01:40:45,876 --> 01:40:48,846 - I don't mind a third. - How 'bout, a forth? 1051 01:40:48,879 --> 01:40:50,481 - What? - Roxy... 1052 01:40:50,515 --> 01:40:53,784 Would you consider taking a break from touring, darling? 1053 01:40:54,752 --> 01:40:58,323 Suppose I could do with a beach holiday. 1054 01:40:59,590 --> 01:41:04,995 Oi! Oi, oi, oi. Slut Puppets? 1055 01:41:05,029 --> 01:41:09,467 I've got a slutty puppet right here. How about that? 1056 01:41:09,500 --> 01:41:14,605 Now, we're all gonna have to work together to cultivate all these plants. 1057 01:41:14,639 --> 01:41:17,475 Of course, but this time we have to do it right! 1058 01:41:17,508 --> 01:41:21,746 We cannot risk wrecking the shop. Gordon, how many... 1059 01:41:26,451 --> 01:41:27,818 He's got a habit of doing that. 1060 01:41:27,852 --> 01:41:31,222 - Uh-huh. 1061 01:41:38,062 --> 01:41:41,932 Gordon, what did you do with all those seeds, man? 1062 01:41:44,235 --> 01:41:46,171 You're gonna need a bigger shop! 1063 01:41:51,976 --> 01:41:53,244 Shit! 1064 01:42:11,196 --> 01:42:13,231 - Action. - Are you sure this will... 1065 01:42:15,933 --> 01:42:18,836 - Action. - Are you sure... shit. 1066 01:42:23,073 --> 01:42:25,276 - Action. - Are you sure these will work? 1067 01:42:29,314 --> 01:42:30,448 Come on. 1068 01:42:36,086 --> 01:42:37,622 What are you doing? 1069 01:43:16,327 --> 01:43:20,998 Round eight! The Long... Sorry, I looked in the fucking camera. 1070 01:43:24,969 --> 01:43:29,039 Did you try and touch me on the tour bus? No, doesn't matter. Don't worry about it. 1071 01:43:29,073 --> 01:43:30,441 Yeah. 1072 01:43:31,576 --> 01:43:34,712 Looks like Christmas came early this year. 1073 01:43:34,745 --> 01:43:37,615 - Fucking smells like it as well. - And cut. 1074 01:43:40,751 --> 01:43:43,120 Get rid of her with anything that you say. 1075 01:43:43,153 --> 01:43:46,391 - Done! - Thank you! 1076 01:43:46,424 --> 01:43:51,929 ...that he can shove what's ever in this box up his tiny ass. 1077 01:43:54,131 --> 01:43:56,367 Dance, Lennox, dance. 1078 01:43:57,935 --> 01:44:03,173 Mick, has someone done a little poo in your shop? 1079 01:44:03,207 --> 01:44:05,276 Looks like I am surfin' on poo, huh? 1080 01:44:08,397 --> 01:44:11,397 Synced by Peterlin 82793

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