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(upbeat rock music)
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(sinister organ music)
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- [Rupert] Old Metropolitan Playhouse
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has been around since the
glory days of theater.
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For years, it's been haunted
by an evil man's specter
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known as Showstopper.
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Curtains have crashed down,
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the lights have blown out,
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and actors have fallen off the stage.
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And now, a brave group of
young actors have shown up,
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daring to put on a play.
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But Showstopper lurks,
ready to wreck everything.
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Just as the play starts,
Showstopper appears
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to cut the production short.
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Not so fast, Super Rupert's
here to save the day!
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We'll make sure the show goes on!
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Showstopper's no match for Super Rupert!
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Your show stopping days are over!
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- [Showstopper] That's what
you think! (laughs evilly)
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- The chandelier! Can he stop it in time?
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(tires squealing)
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Got it!
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- Ooh, well done!
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That disco ball is the only
special effect we can afford!
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- Don't worry, Mrs. Lord,
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nothin's gonna stop this show.
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- Well, with your help, Rupert,
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we might just fix this jinx!
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- Yoo hoo!
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- Aunt Rhonda, what are you doing here?
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- Oh, I just thought I'd help.
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Anyone want a fortifying sandwich?
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I know all about jinxes
from my days in the theater.
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For one thing, you never
ever say the word Macbeth
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in a theater.
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- (gasps) This is a theater!
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- Oh, well, I guess so.
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Oh well, it's just a superstition.
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Now, salami or cheese?
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- No!
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(glass breaking)
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Oh!
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- What's got her goat?
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- Well, Aunt Rhonda, you'd be uptight too.
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The past seven years, for
one reason or another,
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ain't no plays never happened.
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- Oh, that's just awful!
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- In my opinion, they were sabotaged
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by a diabolical force, Showstopper!
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(sinister organ music)
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- It's a good thing you're on the case!
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I dare say there's a part
for me to play in this!
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- There goes my thermonuclear
explosion in act one.
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- "Romeo and Juliet: Space Odyssey"?
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- We're performing Bog's new play.
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It's an intergalactic retelling
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of Shakespeare's classic tragedy.
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- Oh, I just love Shakespeare's plays!
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I'm a classically trained actor, you know?
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- I see. Oh, Kerry-Lynn, you
have that costume design?
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- [Kerry-Lynn] Yeah, take a look.
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- It's perfect!
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Now, I'll just make a few
slight modifications here,
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nothing too serious,
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you're well on your way.
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There, much better.
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- [Kerry-Lynn] Right.
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- I worked at the Patalone Dinner Theater
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when I lived in New York,
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and I would just love to
be a part of your little-
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- Thanks, but I've got
everything covered myself.
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- Everything?
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- I'm not taking any chances this year.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I have a meteor shower to prepare.
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- Oh.
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(paint can rattling)
(upbeat rock music)
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- To my garden. (murmuring)
(electronic beeping)
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- Memorizing your lines?
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- (sighs) Yeah, it's hard.
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But the role of Juliet? It's mine.
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- Hope you get it.
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- What are you doing?
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- My odormeter's picking up a stink.
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Just what the Showstopper would plan
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to keep the audience away.
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I'm closing in on it!
(electronic siren wailing)
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Yeah! Ew!
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- Oh, gross!
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- I'll analyze them at the lab.
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- Aw, thanks, Rup.
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Been lookin' all over for these.
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(upbeat drum solo)
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(spray paint hissing)
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- Nice meteors!
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- [Mrs. Lord] I think so.
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They bombard Juliet's home planet.
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- Oh, I know all about props
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from my acting days in New york.
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- No! (disgusted sigh)
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You've just painted
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my coral paperweight souvenir from Hawaii!
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- I was just trying to help.
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- Help? Well, don't!
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Charlie two, this is Delta one, come in.
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- [Rupert] Charlie two
here, zone four secured.
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- Roger, Rupert, I have
an errand for you, over.
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- At your service,
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anything to keep the show on the-
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Oh, hi there.
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- I want Elm Street plastered
with posters for our play.
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- Mission accomplished yesterday.
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- I drove by there this
morning, not a single poster!
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Now, hop to it!
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- No posters? What happened?
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Showstopper!
(sinister organ music)
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(poster rustling)
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Freeze!
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(dramatic music)
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Russ? You're sabotaging the show?
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- I'm just doing my job.
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Ned and Ned pay me nickel
for each poster I tear down.
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- Ned and Ned?
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They're trying to stop the show?
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- Rup, everybody knows the
school play never goes off.
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- Russ, have some faith!
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- Who cares about Shakespeare, anyway?
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- (laughing) I do!
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- You do? Me too!
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I read all his plays, he's great!
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- Well, I got the part of Juliet!
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- Wow.
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- Congratulations!
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I pity the guy who's gotta play Romeo.
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- Why?
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- 'Cause he's gotta (laughs) kiss Ally!
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- Kiss her? Interesting.
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Well, bye, I gotta go.
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- Well, I've got a lead to follow!
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- Hmm, competition!
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I know, so boys, you heard?
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Whoever gets the part of Romeo
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gets a year of free haircuts from Bog.
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Works every time!
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- You're not gonna get
rid of me that easy.
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- Suit yourself.
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Here, take a load off.
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- You know, if you get the part of Romeo,
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you're gonna have to kiss Ally.
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- I know.
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- Romeos, Romeos,
wherefore art thou, Romeos?
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- Right here.
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- Russ?
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- Um, I'll uh, be right in.
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- See ya, sucker!
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(upbeat rock music)
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What light through yonder
space station breaks?
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It is the east, and
Juliet is my solar flare!
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- Oh, bravo, bravo! (applauding)
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- Oh, thank you, Scud, we'll let you know.
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- Thank you, Mrs. Lord.
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Whatever you say, Mrs. Lord.
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It's been a pleasure, Mrs. Lord.
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- Out!
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- Yes, Mrs. Lord.
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- Now, about your play.
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- Oh, isn't it wonderful?
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- It's too long!
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- What am I supposed to do?
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- I trust you know a thing or
two about cutting, Mr. Bog!
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- Oh!
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(upbeat rock music)
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- [Russ] Oh no!
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(shredder humming)
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- Crazy! We never had no
theater when we were kids!
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- Yeah, and look at us,
we turned out just fine!
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Saturday night, Bingo Binge
is all the culture I need!
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- Not like this newfangled
"Romeo and Juliet"
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will happen, anyway.
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(chuckling evilly)
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- Ain't that the truth?
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- It's them!
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- I just can't do it!
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- Ugh, must I do everything?
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- No, no!
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- (gasps) Oh!
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But why should Bog deprive
the world of his work,
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just because you're
incapable of producing it?
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- Well, I don't see you putting
on any plays around here.
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- Oh, you're a fine one to talk,
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you haven't done a play in seven years!
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I've never seen such amateurs!
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- Fine, then.
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If you think you can do
this show without me,
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I'd like to see you try!
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- [Rupert] Charlie two to Delta one,
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I found Showstopper!
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- It's too late, mate!
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Mrs. Lord just quit!
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Looks like the show's canceled.
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- Hmm, maybe not.
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(upbeat rock music)
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- So much for that mission.
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I found the villain, but it
didn't make any difference!
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- At least this way,
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Scud won't be uh, lockin' lips with Ally.
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- The show must go on!
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Light the lights!
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Raise the curtain!
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Bring up the band!
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- It's too late!
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- Never, Bog's show is destined
to become a masterpiece,
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and you kids are gonna premiere it!
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- Who's gonna direct?
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- Me, of course!
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- Scud's gonna smooch with Ally after all.
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(upbeat rock music)
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- Okay, where's your evidence?
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- They were shredding paper, with this!
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- A pool toy?
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- No, they must have moved it!
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- [Ned] Lookin' to buy somethin', kid?
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- I, Ned, my son was thinking.
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- Got any shredders?
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- Got this handy potato
shredder here. Two, 5.99.
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- How about a paper shredder?
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- Nope.
- Never seen one.
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- Course, we could order you one.
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- Yeah, that is, if you're willing to make
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a sizable deposit.
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- If you don't have a shredder,
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then what's in here?
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(bin thumping)
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- Whole lot of stale air!
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- I'm onto you, Neds.
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- Come on, son. Come on.
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- But Dad, I saw it!
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You gotta believe me!
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(mysterious music)
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- Unlike some people,
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I know how to delegate.
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Kerry-Lynn, you will be promoted
to head costume designer.
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- Yes!
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- Now, Rupert will be set designer,
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and what I really need is a stage manager.
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- Anyone seen Ally?
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- Aha!
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- What?
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(upbeat music)
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- [Alien Foe] Augh!
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- Thank you, Scud, you can stop now.
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- [Alien Foe] Oh!
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- Oh, uh, that's enough! Scud?
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Scud, let him go.
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Whoa whoa whoa, fella,
that's a little bit too much!
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(chuckles nervously)
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- Oh, sorry, Miss Patterson,
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I was just getting into my character.
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- You've got what it takes, kid.
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Thank you, alien foe, that's it for today!
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Now, oh oh, next up is
a very important scene,
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it's where our two leads actually kiss!
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- Not if I can help it.
264
00:12:51,470 --> 00:12:54,690
- Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou,
265
00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:58,040
an enemy cyborg from Zoltar-7,
266
00:12:58,040 --> 00:13:02,333
deny thy robotic father,
and refuse thy silicon chip.
267
00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:06,550
- All right now, Scud, make your move!
268
00:13:06,550 --> 00:13:09,400
- What is a name?
269
00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:12,520
A rose by any other name
270
00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:14,637
would still smell- Ew!
271
00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:16,740
- Russ, what are you doing?
272
00:13:16,740 --> 00:13:19,360
- Uh, I'm the stage manager.
273
00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:22,130
I'm just um, managing the stage.
274
00:13:22,130 --> 00:13:24,160
- Then can you manage to get out of here?
275
00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:26,197
I'm like, totally out of character now.
276
00:13:26,197 --> 00:13:27,030
- All right, all right,
277
00:13:27,030 --> 00:13:29,623
let's just move on to the next scene.
278
00:13:31,030 --> 00:13:32,450
- I'll get you!
279
00:13:32,450 --> 00:13:34,309
(upbeat rock music)
280
00:13:34,309 --> 00:13:36,710
- Aren't you supposed to be at rehearsal?
281
00:13:36,710 --> 00:13:38,160
- More important things, Dad.
282
00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:41,133
- Ned and Ned?
283
00:13:45,570 --> 00:13:47,280
From one crime fighter to another,
284
00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:50,050
I gotta tell you, you're
barking up the wrong tree.
285
00:13:50,050 --> 00:13:52,370
- Oh yeah? Look.
286
00:13:52,370 --> 00:13:55,683
The stinks on the school play
happened seven years ago.
287
00:13:57,090 --> 00:13:58,580
- That's when they opened their store.
288
00:13:58,580 --> 00:13:59,413
- Exactly!
289
00:14:00,620 --> 00:14:02,940
- Coincidence, besides that,
290
00:14:02,940 --> 00:14:04,640
Rhonda's got it all under control.
291
00:14:05,790 --> 00:14:06,820
- Gimme that!
- It's mine!
292
00:14:06,820 --> 00:14:08,940
- [Rhonda] All right now,
Scud, make your move!
293
00:14:08,940 --> 00:14:11,560
- What's in a name?
294
00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:16,560
A rose by any other
name would still smell.
295
00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:19,670
- Watch out, ladder comin' through!
296
00:14:19,670 --> 00:14:21,687
- Clear out, would you?
297
00:14:21,687 --> 00:14:23,903
- Ah, the magic of theater!
298
00:14:25,350 --> 00:14:27,560
- Which do you prefer for Juliet?
299
00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:30,763
- Oh, um, both!
300
00:14:32,799 --> 00:14:34,549
- [Kerry-Lynn] Right.
301
00:14:35,947 --> 00:14:36,780
(papers thumping)
302
00:14:36,780 --> 00:14:38,050
- I made a few changes.
303
00:14:38,050 --> 00:14:39,300
- Changes?
304
00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:40,700
- What are we talking, here?
305
00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:44,523
- Just about 15 more scenes.
306
00:14:45,708 --> 00:14:47,310
(Ally hiccups)
307
00:14:47,310 --> 00:14:49,560
(mysterious music)
- Careful with that, Ned!
308
00:14:53,490 --> 00:14:55,410
- This is gonna be quite a surprise!
309
00:14:55,410 --> 00:14:57,940
- Yeah, it'll be quite an explosion,
310
00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:58,980
that's all I can say.
311
00:14:58,980 --> 00:15:00,700
- Yeah, kaboom!
312
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:03,208
- Talk about a show stopper!
313
00:15:03,208 --> 00:15:06,458
(Ned chuckling evilly)
314
00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:10,309
- I've gotta stop those guys!
315
00:15:10,309 --> 00:15:14,120
(upbeat rock music)
316
00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:15,470
- They gone for the day?
317
00:15:15,470 --> 00:15:16,753
- Can't open the door!
318
00:15:19,087 --> 00:15:20,853
- Oh, here, let me try!
319
00:15:22,735 --> 00:15:25,350
(doorknob rattling)
320
00:15:25,350 --> 00:15:26,950
Stupid doorknob!
321
00:15:26,950 --> 00:15:28,490
- Sorry.
322
00:15:28,490 --> 00:15:29,893
- [Ned] I didn't mean you.
323
00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:36,220
- Hey, Ned, we can
always, you know, kaboom!
324
00:15:36,220 --> 00:15:37,929
- Yeah! (laughing)
325
00:15:37,929 --> 00:15:40,570
Duck and cover, ow ow ow ow!
326
00:15:40,570 --> 00:15:42,846
- Stop right there, Showstoppers!
327
00:15:42,846 --> 00:15:46,263
(Neds grunting clumsily)
328
00:15:47,777 --> 00:15:48,610
(thumping)
329
00:15:48,610 --> 00:15:51,740
That's the end of your plan
to destroy our show with...
330
00:15:55,182 --> 00:15:56,033
A new disco ball?
331
00:15:58,132 --> 00:16:01,058
(upbeat rock music)
332
00:16:01,058 --> 00:16:02,540
- [Dave] I told you they were innocent.
333
00:16:02,540 --> 00:16:04,610
- But they talked about an explosion!
334
00:16:04,610 --> 00:16:06,380
- Yeah, as in thermonuclear!
335
00:16:06,380 --> 00:16:09,770
- We heard there was a
need for a new disco ball.
336
00:16:09,770 --> 00:16:10,970
- But you hate theater!
337
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:14,230
- 'Cept when we heard it's got spaceships
338
00:16:14,230 --> 00:16:15,063
and two-headed aliens.
339
00:16:15,063 --> 00:16:17,920
- Yeah, we're sci-fi buffs, Ned and me.
340
00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:19,973
- What about the posters you shredded?
341
00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:22,340
- He got us.
342
00:16:22,340 --> 00:16:23,953
- See, Dad?
343
00:16:23,953 --> 00:16:26,550
- We printed them for Mrs. Lord,
344
00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:29,600
but Ned here got the wrong dates.
345
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:31,420
- We're hopin' we can fix
it before she notices.
346
00:16:31,420 --> 00:16:32,800
- [Dave] Well, Rup?
347
00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:35,080
- I guess the show's safe after all!
348
00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:37,944
- And I think an apology is in order.
349
00:16:37,944 --> 00:16:38,994
- Mr. Ned, I'm sorry.
350
00:16:39,925 --> 00:16:41,670
Mr. Ned, I'm sorry.
351
00:16:41,670 --> 00:16:43,310
- Apology accepted.
352
00:16:43,310 --> 00:16:47,000
- It is the fires (hiccups)
353
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:50,993
of a thousand (hiccups) burning starships.
354
00:16:55,780 --> 00:16:59,260
Sorry, guys, (hiccups)
but I just can't deal
355
00:16:59,260 --> 00:17:00,400
with these new lines.
356
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:01,980
- Well, try it again!
357
00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:03,830
It's what all the big stars do
358
00:17:03,830 --> 00:17:06,570
to fix their jitters on Broadway!
359
00:17:06,570 --> 00:17:08,513
- This (hiccups) isn't Broadway!
360
00:17:09,750 --> 00:17:10,850
- Where are you going?
361
00:17:11,995 --> 00:17:16,240
Oh, man! That is so unprofessional!
362
00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:18,200
- Well, I hope you're satisfied, Bog.
363
00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:19,033
- Me?
364
00:17:19,033 --> 00:17:21,269
- Yes, this is all your fault she quit.
365
00:17:21,269 --> 00:17:22,407
- What are you talking about?
366
00:17:22,407 --> 00:17:24,650
- Well, you keep changing your play!
367
00:17:24,650 --> 00:17:26,550
- I am an artiste, I'll have you know!
368
00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:30,781
I won't change
(papers rustling)
369
00:17:30,781 --> 00:17:32,731
(slaps table)
one word of this script!
370
00:17:34,740 --> 00:17:37,573
No one understands my work!
371
00:17:37,573 --> 00:17:39,157
- Ahem!
372
00:17:39,157 --> 00:17:40,723
- Except for Scud, of course.
373
00:17:41,570 --> 00:17:42,403
- Oh.
374
00:17:45,933 --> 00:17:48,100
- Is this what you were looking for?
375
00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:51,600
- Finally, somebody to capture my vision!
376
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:53,030
- Thank you!
377
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:55,550
- Of course, now you have
to redo it to fit me.
378
00:17:55,550 --> 00:17:56,820
- Fit you?
379
00:17:56,820 --> 00:17:59,398
- Yes! I'm playing Juliet now.
380
00:17:59,398 --> 00:18:02,013
- Oh, right.
381
00:18:04,110 --> 00:18:04,943
- What, Scud!
382
00:18:06,010 --> 00:18:10,886
- Ms. Patterson, there is
no way I'm kissing you.
383
00:18:10,886 --> 00:18:13,945
(upbeat rock music)
384
00:18:13,945 --> 00:18:15,000
(Rhonda sighs disgustedly)
385
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,623
- Come on, Sis, you gotta get up.
386
00:18:20,930 --> 00:18:22,600
You've been here all day.
387
00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:24,520
- How can I show my face?
388
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,820
I'm a complete failure!
389
00:18:26,820 --> 00:18:28,260
- Well, maybe it's 'cause
you're used to the way
390
00:18:28,260 --> 00:18:29,093
things were in-
391
00:18:29,093 --> 00:18:30,663
- New York? Right.
392
00:18:31,683 --> 00:18:33,910
(sighs) Truth is, I was
nothing but a two-bit waitress
393
00:18:33,910 --> 00:18:35,810
at the Pantalone Dinner Theater.
394
00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:37,623
What do I know about directing?
395
00:18:38,460 --> 00:18:39,773
- We need Rupert.
396
00:18:39,773 --> 00:18:41,160
(upbeat rock music)
397
00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:42,430
You know, son?
398
00:18:42,430 --> 00:18:45,070
I'm starting to think there
really is a Showstopper.
399
00:18:45,070 --> 00:18:47,493
- Too late, Dad, I give up.
400
00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:51,910
- If you don't get the
play off the ground,
401
00:18:51,910 --> 00:18:53,210
you know what will happen.
402
00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:56,853
- Turn into a cultureless
oaf like Ned and Ned.
403
00:18:57,690 --> 00:18:58,810
- Well, there's a lot more to life
404
00:18:58,810 --> 00:19:01,350
than the Saturday night Bingo Binge.
405
00:19:01,350 --> 00:19:02,530
- What can I say, Dad?
406
00:19:02,530 --> 00:19:04,350
Showstopper beat me.
407
00:19:04,350 --> 00:19:06,750
- Well, maybe Showstopper
isn't just one person.
408
00:19:08,970 --> 00:19:10,570
Well, am I right, or am I right?
409
00:19:12,626 --> 00:19:13,926
- We need a director, Dad.
410
00:19:15,090 --> 00:19:17,880
Someone as organized as Mrs. Lord,
411
00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:19,270
yet fun like Aunt Rhonda.
412
00:19:19,270 --> 00:19:20,990
- So combine 'em.
413
00:19:20,990 --> 00:19:25,010
- What? Like a Frankenstein monster?
414
00:19:25,010 --> 00:19:30,010
- No, no, Mrs. Lord, Bog, Aunt Rhonda.
415
00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:31,370
Juggle them together.
416
00:19:35,586 --> 00:19:37,270
(martial drum music)
417
00:19:37,270 --> 00:19:38,103
- [Bog] Who's gonna direct it?
418
00:19:38,103 --> 00:19:39,212
I can't take-
419
00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:40,810
- You all can, you all can, everyone.
420
00:19:40,810 --> 00:19:42,237
Thou art hither.
421
00:19:42,237 --> 00:19:44,085
- Well.
422
00:19:44,085 --> 00:19:46,252
- Please, please!
- No, no.
423
00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:48,562
All right.
424
00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:49,395
(mischievous music)
425
00:19:49,395 --> 00:19:52,228
(envelope slides)
426
00:20:00,710 --> 00:20:01,913
- Special sneak preview?
427
00:20:03,610 --> 00:20:07,310
- Mrs. Lord's doing the
play behind my back?
428
00:20:07,310 --> 00:20:09,360
This I gotta see!
429
00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:10,550
- Come on, guys.
430
00:20:10,550 --> 00:20:12,450
Do we wanna put on a play or not?
431
00:20:12,450 --> 00:20:13,333
- [Kerry-Lynn] They're coming!
432
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:15,533
- [Rupert] What do you say?
433
00:20:16,610 --> 00:20:18,000
- I say Patterson's right.
434
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,050
Let's give it a shot.
435
00:20:25,047 --> 00:20:28,130
- Hm. Seems a rather select audience.
436
00:20:33,100 --> 00:20:34,793
- I see they let the riffraff in.
437
00:20:36,317 --> 00:20:37,150
- Hmph!
438
00:20:50,410 --> 00:20:53,710
- Ladies and, uh, ladies.
439
00:20:53,710 --> 00:20:57,080
I present to you "Romeo
and Juliet: Space Odyssey,"
440
00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:58,273
condensed version.
441
00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:01,080
- Don't tell me he shortened it.
442
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:05,823
- I did, though it pained
me heart like 1.000 daggers.
443
00:21:09,850 --> 00:21:11,060
- Is this your show?
444
00:21:11,060 --> 00:21:13,083
- No, I thought it was yours.
445
00:21:14,100 --> 00:21:16,270
- Deny thy robotic father,
446
00:21:16,270 --> 00:21:19,120
and refuse thy silicon chip!
447
00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:21,880
- What's in a name?
448
00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:26,880
A rose by any other name
would still smell as...
449
00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:31,953
- Russ!
450
00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:35,600
- I couldn't help it.
451
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:38,450
- That's it! Revenge!
452
00:21:38,450 --> 00:21:39,760
Come here, shepherd boy!
453
00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:40,963
- [Group] Stop!
454
00:21:43,710 --> 00:21:46,780
- Perhaps there's another
solution to this kiss.
455
00:21:46,780 --> 00:21:47,730
- I agree.
456
00:21:47,730 --> 00:21:51,327
- Maybe Romeo and Juliet don't kiss.
457
00:21:51,327 --> 00:21:52,670
- Huh?
458
00:21:52,670 --> 00:21:56,530
- Yes, rather they show their affection
459
00:21:56,530 --> 00:21:58,360
through a uniquely...
460
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:00,470
- Alien way!
461
00:22:00,470 --> 00:22:02,600
- What do you want me to do?
462
00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:05,840
- Well, instead of lips...
463
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:07,300
- Maybe they touch...
464
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,132
- Feet!
465
00:22:09,132 --> 00:22:10,770
- Feet, feet! That's brilliant!
466
00:22:10,770 --> 00:22:12,125
- I totally agree.
467
00:22:12,125 --> 00:22:13,400
(punch thumps)
Oof!
468
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,690
- Well, what do you say we start?
469
00:22:15,690 --> 00:22:17,470
- I couldn't agree with you more!
470
00:22:17,470 --> 00:22:20,010
- Would you take a look at that spaceship?
471
00:22:20,010 --> 00:22:23,850
Oh, absolutely magnificently
marvelous play.
472
00:22:23,850 --> 00:22:26,140
- I have never been so moved!
473
00:22:26,140 --> 00:22:28,040
- That, that, that,
that beats a Bingo Binge
474
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:29,351
any day of the week!
475
00:22:29,351 --> 00:22:34,351
- (sobbing) Bog! You genius, genius!
476
00:22:36,170 --> 00:22:37,460
- Really?
477
00:22:37,460 --> 00:22:40,600
Well, cheers, lads.
478
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:42,402
- Ladies and gentlemen,
479
00:22:42,402 --> 00:22:43,870
I propose a toast
480
00:22:43,870 --> 00:22:47,071
to Showstopper going out
of business for good.
481
00:22:47,071 --> 00:22:49,487
- [Group] Hear, hear!
482
00:22:49,487 --> 00:22:52,317
- And a toast to Super Rupert,
483
00:22:52,317 --> 00:22:54,157
who got the show on the road.
484
00:22:54,157 --> 00:22:55,402
- To Super Rupert!
485
00:22:55,402 --> 00:22:57,005
- [Group] To Super Rupert!
486
00:22:57,005 --> 00:22:59,255
(cheering)
487
00:23:00,614 --> 00:23:03,614
(upbeat rock music)
488
00:23:03,664 --> 00:23:08,214
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