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"You don't drink with your eyes, buddy."
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That looks good.
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A beautiful teardrop.
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How would you describe its flavor and profile?
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- Aged in oak barrels, made with molasses and a robust blend of malts.
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- There's nothing solid about that.
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- No.
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That's as dead as a dormouse.
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Door nail.
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"I haven't eaten any meat in the last five days;
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"However, you go with your five men,
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and I won't leave you all dead as a doornail.
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Shakespeare, Henry IV.
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- Yes.
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- I'll have a lager with a snack. - Mm.
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- If you're in the mood for cocktails, I suggest you go across the street.
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along with the rest of the shrimp sandwich brigade.
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- The sign outside says they sell food.
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- Yes, that's right. Yes, we do.
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What would you like?
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I ordered a shepherd's meat pie.
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That's what all the muleteers used to eat.
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while they were herding.
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- Hey, two of those, please. - Sure.
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Here are two shepherd's meat pies.
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...after every British town
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town and community,
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Currently, 37 pubs announce their last call every week.
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and closing its doors for good.
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Craft Beer Campaign
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warns that without continued government support...
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- Damn mammals. - What's that?
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- Middle-aged puppets in spandex
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strolling through the countryside in tight shorts.
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There should be a law prohibiting it.
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- Okay. Yeah, Dad,
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I'm going to need your help with these bills.
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I... can't figure out who has been paid and who hasn't.
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- Yeah, don't worry about that, buddy.
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Everything is recorded up here.
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Now, if you want to put on your apron,
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I need two meat pies.
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So, once you've done that,
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You can bring the empty barrels up.
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from the basement because the delivery will be late.
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- Okay.
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If you shove a broomstick up my ass,
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I'll sweep the floor, too.
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I'll go buy one.
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- Good morning. - Good morning, my love.
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Where are we going?
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Drovers Arms, please.
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- Where's your limo?
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A celebrity like you would want to have a chauffeur.
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See? I still know all the lyrics!
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- Yes.
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- You don't recognize me, do you?
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Dawn Higgins?
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On my 13th birthday, we played spin the bottle.
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I should have slept with you when I had the chance.
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- Are you married? - No.
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Engaged?
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No.
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Go on a date?
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No.
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- Hmm. The planets have aligned.
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Ah, I love a man who's in touch with his feminine side.
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How do you identify yourself?
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I am pansexual.
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Basically, it means I'm willing to do it.
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Whoever it is, whenever it is, wherever it is.
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Could we stop for a moment?
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- Oh, my God, yes.
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I thought you'd never ask.
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I love getting dirty and rolling around in public.
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- How much? - Oh, I don't charge.
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I do it simply because of the thrill it gives me.
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- I'm talking about the rate.
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- Oh.
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- Here are ten pounds.
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What happened to sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll, huh?
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- Shit.
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Oh, shit!
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Shit.
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Shit!
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Shit!
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Look what the cat brought.
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Ed!
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Edward!
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You'll never guess who I just saw.
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Cal Harley.
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- How did you find out?
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- My Dawn just sent me a text message.
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I picked him up at the station.
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She said her nails were painted.
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- What?
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- Hmm, I wonder what he's up to again.
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- Probably to get his father out of the mess he's gotten himself into.
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- Hmm. There's not much to say about fame and fortune, is there?
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He's a handsome guy,
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But the man looks completely disheveled.
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"It's called fashion, Edith."
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Many rockers dress like homeless people.
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- There you go. Two shepherd's meat pies.
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Made according to an original family recipe.
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Would you like some sauce to go with it?
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- Anything.
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- Hi, Dad.
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I want him to be gone by the time I get back.
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Same thing all over again.
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- This place is a madhouse.
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- Jake, what happened here?
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The pub has always been the heart and soul of the town.
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Where did everyone go?
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- Where did you go, roughly?
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We didn't know if you were dead.
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or dancing on a beach in Bali.
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- It's complicated.
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- You remain on the list of missing persons for three years.
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And is "complicated" all you have to say?
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You're lucky he only punched you once.
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The order has arrived.
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Let's go.
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The least you can do is give me a hand.
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- Damn, this brings back so many memories!
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I have fond memories of my time here with you.
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Helping Grandpa brew beer.
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- Save the sentimentality for your songs.
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- I know...
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You would have found a way to forgive him.
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I just don't know how.
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- Health.
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How are your parents, Harry? Is everything okay?
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- Oh, yeah, they're good, man.
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Yes, they're good. Yes.
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Actually, they have a message for you.
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They say, "Hey, go to hell."
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What's wrong with him?
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—Well, he still blames you for the breakup of The Corn Chiefs.
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- It was a high school band.
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- Yeah, well, you became famous.
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He became a delivery person.
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Well, hold on a second.
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What about our delivery service?
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- What about your debt?
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The boss says there won't be any more deliveries.
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until you reach into your pocket.
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How am I supposed to run a bar without beer?
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"We're a company, Jake."
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It is not a charity.
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If you're at your wits' end, you can always call Pritchard.
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- What's going on?
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It's complicated.
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Oh, shit, Romy!
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You're going to have to drive.
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I've been banned.
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Romy, your dad is here.
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I'll be right there, miss.
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- Are you coming?
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- It's probably best if I stay here.
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- What, are you afraid I'm going to hit you too?
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- This is a school, Jake.
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It's not a daycare center.
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"I know. I know." "I'm so sorry, Abi."
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Today was a total disaster at the pub.
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Is that Uncle Cal?
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- Um... yeah.
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Why don't you go say hello?
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So, how did it go today?
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- She's a great girl, Jake, and you know I care about her a lot.
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But there are 30 other children in the class.
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That needs my attention, too.
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- Wow. Romy, you've grown so much.
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- Something would be wrong if I hadn't done it.
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- Look, you won't believe it, uh... that, uh...
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You know, maybe something happened to him.
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Up.
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"Look, I'm not a doctor, but I think I might have ADHD."
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- Come on, everyone says they have it.
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- If you have ADHD,
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Trying to concentrate can be... - Lime?
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- It could really be...
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- You're going to flood it.
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...exhausting.
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- Yeah, sure, and let's say he does.
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In other words, how would he have managed it?
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- It's usually genetic.
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- Exactly, yes.
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I'll have to think about who it might be.
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- Miss, could you help us get started?
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- So you're still here?
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- I'm still here. I'm still teaching.
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I'm still happy.
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Were they together?
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- That's great! - Really?
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I thought this was the place where ambition died.
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- "Oh my gosh, did I really say that?" - "Yes."
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Look, I...
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I was an idiot.
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- A little.
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The car isn't going to start on its own.
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- Okay.
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- Really?
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- Shut up.
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- Way to go, Abi!
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This one has more lives than a Buddhist.
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—Look who it is.
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- I have to admire your attempt to go unnoticed, Cal.
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- It's good to see you too, Pritchard.
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- Oh, I heard that your pumps have run out of water.
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- No, only among suppliers.
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- Shall we meet at your place? - Great.
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See you later, Mr. Pandero.
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You are my guiding star...
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Is there something serious going on between Abi and Pritchard?
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- No clue, buddy.
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—Only God knows what she sees in him.
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- No, me neither.
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You know, aside from inheriting 170 bombs
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and running an award-winning brewery.
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- Okay.
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He may be rolling in money, but he's still a total jerk.
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I'm sorry.
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- I don't care.
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That's what Grandpa calls you.
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At least she's honest.
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Oh!
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We're back.
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- Hey, where's my little ray of sunshine?
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Hmm, how's school?
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- Oh, that was nice.
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- Really?
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We learned about the ocean and evolution.
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- Oh, really?
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Did you know that jellyfish have been on this planet?
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for more than 500 million years,
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But do they still have no brains?
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—Well, that should give us a little hope.
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quite a few people in this town.
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What's he still doing here?
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- Well, someone had to drive.
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- You have every right to be angry, Dad.
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I came home to apologize.
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- It's not your home anymore.
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Why don't you grab a bag of potato chips and go outside to play?
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- What kind of son doesn't even come over?
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To his own mother's funeral?
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- Dad, now's not the time to be stubborn.
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All right, we could really use Cal's financial help.
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- I'm broke, Jake.
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- Bankrupt?
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And what about your, uh... royalties and... and the Porsche?
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- Lotus.
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It doesn't matter.
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Um... I hit the car,
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received the royalties as a lump sum...
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He ruined everything.
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- What's it about?
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- What do you think?
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The Good Life and Prostitutes.
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"I have nowhere to go, Dad."
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- Oh, I see. So you came home to apologize?
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Or is it because you need a roof over your head?
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You can sleep in the basement.
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I don't want to see a single hair of yours.
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- Siri, what is a prostitute?
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00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:32,515
-Not again.
268
00:15:32,641 --> 00:15:34,267
I think I messed up.
269
00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:35,727
—I'm going to get the wheelbarrow.
270
00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:54,204
Okay.
271
00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:57,332
Come on, Paxman.
272
00:15:57,457 --> 00:16:01,294
- Oh, is it a waltz or a tango?
273
00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:03,171
- As long as you don't twerk.
274
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,589
Come on, get out.
275
00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:05,840
Get out of here.
276
00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:07,175
- All right. Good night.
277
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,843
- Good evening. Good evening.
278
00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:10,136
Good evening.
279
00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:12,180
Oh, here comes that other nonsense.
280
00:16:28,697 --> 00:16:30,115
Are you satisfied with that?
281
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,994
Are you satisfied with yourselves?
282
00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:36,705
I mean, I thought we were going to dance to "Highland Mary."
283
00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:38,832
That looked like the curly-haired boy with the plow,
284
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:40,917
which is what everyone at the Summer Festival
285
00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:43,420
He's going to think about it, by the way.
286
00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:45,380
Jeffrey. - Yes, Jake.
287
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,674
- What's up, man?
288
00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:49,342
You know what I'm going to say, right?
289
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:50,468
- Half a season ago. - Half a season ago.
290
00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:52,053
Yes, half a beat behind.
291
00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:53,138
So what is this?
292
00:16:53,263 --> 00:16:54,848
What is this? Hands up!
293
00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:56,808
I don't know what you're laughing at, Christian.
294
00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,560
Okay, there's absolutely nothing funny about this.
295
00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,562
You know what? You're right.
296
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,605
This is way past its expiration date.
297
00:17:02,731 --> 00:17:05,608
We need to evolve and adapt to the times,
298
00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:08,153
Let's dance into the 21st century.
299
00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:09,612
- No, no, no, no.
300
00:17:09,738 --> 00:17:12,657
It's about preserving ancestral traditions, Paxman.
301
00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:14,159
—Listen to me carefully.
302
00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:40,143
- What the heck was that?
303
00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:41,269
- Morris Disc.
304
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:42,520
Disco Morris?
305
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,607
You know, there have been generations of Morris men.
306
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,484
They must be turning in their graves right now.
307
00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:50,737
- Well, at least they turn around in time, unlike you guys.
308
00:17:50,862 --> 00:17:52,947
Oh, Michael, do you feel like dancing for a while?
309
00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:54,783
- Hey, no, you're wrong.
310
00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:56,743
You know what Thomas Beecham said, right?
311
00:17:56,868 --> 00:17:58,286
"Try everything in life at least once,
312
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:01,664
"except for incest and Morris dancing."
313
00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:03,166
"That's good to know, Dad."
314
00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:33,488
- The toast is burning.
315
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,073
- Oh!
316
00:18:35,198 --> 00:18:36,241
- Oh, shit.
317
00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:39,410
- The Campaign for Real Ale has just published a review of the pub.
318
00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:40,829
—Come on, I'm a grown-up.
319
00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:43,790
I can accept criticism as long as it's constructive.
320
00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:53,508
- The Drovers Arms pub is run by Michael Harley...
321
00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:02,892
a miserable bar owner whose behavior is so bitter
322
00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:05,895
like the slop they serve.
323
00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:07,564
- Continue.
324
00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:12,277
Would you mind putting that spoon down?
325
00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:15,780
Upon entering The Drovers,
326
00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:17,949
You're immediately struck by the dim lighting,
327
00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:19,951
the weathered decor and the palpable cloud
328
00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:22,829
hostility emanating from the owner himself.
329
00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:25,707
And if Michael Harley doesn't crush you,
330
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,750
The food and beer will definitely do the trick.
331
00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:29,169
- Ugh.
332
00:19:29,294 --> 00:19:31,671
I'm going to sue those bastards for defamation.
333
00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:33,131
- WHO?
334
00:19:33,256 --> 00:19:34,591
- Who do you think?
335
00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:38,303
Lance Armstrong and that darn Bradley Wiggins.
336
00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:41,723
If we can't afford to buy beer,
337
00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:43,183
We have to prepare it.
338
00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:44,726
- What are you talking about?
339
00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,686
- Put the pub back on the map.
340
00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:50,607
The only way to achieve this is by creating something unique.
341
00:19:50,732 --> 00:19:52,734
And who's going to drink it?
342
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,194
- If we make a name for ourselves,
343
00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:55,612
It gives the pub a new identity.
344
00:19:55,737 --> 00:19:57,405
And, you know, more people will be coming.
345
00:19:57,530 --> 00:20:02,285
- Cal, it takes years to learn how to brew a halfway decent beer.
346
00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:04,746
- Well, luckily for us,
347
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:07,123
We have 50 years of experience here.
348
00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:09,792
Look, all of Grandpa's notes.
349
00:20:09,918 --> 00:20:12,003
Diagrams, beer-brewing recipes,
350
00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:15,298
written in a very large book.
351
00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:25,141
Look, we're not kids anymore.
352
00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:26,392
And a few pints of homemade beer
353
00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:28,478
That's not going to get us back in the black.
354
00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:37,862
We could produce 600 liters at a time.
355
00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:39,447
That's an 80% profit margin.
356
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,491
- It's only profitable if you have customers.
357
00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:42,992
and are scarce.
358
00:20:43,117 --> 00:20:44,702
"You know there's a pub right across the street?"
359
00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:46,287
What is full day and night?
360
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:48,289
- Yes, a pub that just won CAMRA's award for best British beer.
361
00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:49,999
Two years in a row.
362
00:20:51,042 --> 00:20:53,044
Yes.
363
00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:54,712
See you on Thursday for the bell-ringing.
364
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,007
A good day for that.
365
00:20:58,132 --> 00:20:59,717
There's no doubt that the sun has attracted the birds.
366
00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:01,552
Have you seen any rare species?
367
00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:03,846
- I just crossed a stunning redhead off my list.
368
00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:05,056
Woodpecker or finch?
369
00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:06,391
—She's willing to do anything, buddy.
370
00:21:06,516 --> 00:21:08,434
Cal. He's not someone who notices tics.
371
00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:11,604
- Oh, my God, Cal!
372
00:21:11,729 --> 00:21:13,398
What a surprise to see you here. If I'd known,
373
00:21:13,481 --> 00:21:14,482
I would have added you to the group chat.
374
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:15,900
- No. No, no, no. It's not what it looks like.
375
00:21:18,528 --> 00:21:20,363
- Oh.
376
00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:22,365
- Shit.
377
00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:27,537
Grandpa?
378
00:21:27,662 --> 00:21:29,455
- Really?
379
00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:31,291
- What is "dogging"?
380
00:21:44,304 --> 00:21:45,805
- Oh, hi, Mick.
381
00:21:45,888 --> 00:21:46,889
- Everything okay, Jim?
382
00:21:47,015 --> 00:21:48,308
- Yes.
383
00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:50,852
Well, nothing bad has happened, guys.
384
00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:51,978
A little weird.
385
00:21:52,103 --> 00:21:54,439
- It wasn't strange. It was...
386
00:21:57,358 --> 00:21:59,235
It was a misunderstanding.
387
00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:00,903
- Yeah, yeah, of course it was.
388
00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:03,823
Yeah. Well. I'll let you go, okay?
389
00:22:03,906 --> 00:22:04,907
- Cheers, Jim! - Cheers!
390
00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:06,242
See you then.
391
00:22:08,036 --> 00:22:09,037
Beekeeping.
392
00:22:21,758 --> 00:22:22,759
What are you doing with all that?
393
00:22:22,884 --> 00:22:25,678
I'm not baking a cake, am I?
394
00:22:25,762 --> 00:22:26,763
Can you give me a hand?
395
00:22:26,888 --> 00:22:28,931
- No. You're right.
396
00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:33,144
- Nice trash bag.
397
00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:34,479
- It's a poncho.
398
00:22:34,771 --> 00:22:35,772
- Hey, listen...
399
00:22:39,317 --> 00:22:40,485
- Gerald said he couldn't believe it
400
00:22:40,610 --> 00:22:43,279
when he walked into the farm store with his list.
401
00:22:43,404 --> 00:22:44,822
Too full of himself.
402
00:22:44,906 --> 00:22:45,907
- Well, I've heard he's been digging
403
00:22:46,032 --> 00:22:47,325
his grandfather's old microbrewery
404
00:22:47,450 --> 00:22:48,659
and he wants to try it himself.
405
00:22:48,785 --> 00:22:50,578
- They might surprise us all.
406
00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:53,915
- Oh, he may have inherited his grandfather's brewing equipment,
407
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:56,292
That doesn't mean he's inherited his knowledge or his palate.
408
00:22:56,417 --> 00:22:58,211
He... he's, at best, a cider drinker.
409
00:22:58,336 --> 00:22:59,545
That's a low blow.
410
00:23:07,553 --> 00:23:08,846
- What are you doing?
411
00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:12,475
- What humans have been doing for thousands of years.
412
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,268
Make water more interesting.
413
00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:02,525
- Definitely... Bosh!
414
00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:10,241
Hey.
415
00:24:10,366 --> 00:24:11,868
What are you doing?
416
00:24:11,993 --> 00:24:13,578
- Hey, writing.
417
00:24:13,703 --> 00:24:14,704
- Shopping list?
418
00:24:14,829 --> 00:24:16,456
- Song lyrics.
419
00:24:16,581 --> 00:24:18,875
I hope it's better than your second album.
420
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,710
- Did you hear that?
421
00:24:20,835 --> 00:24:21,878
- Yeah...
422
00:24:23,212 --> 00:24:25,047
But it wasn't you.
423
00:24:25,173 --> 00:24:27,675
- Yes. The second-album curse.
424
00:24:30,636 --> 00:24:32,555
Is that why you came back?
425
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,974
Have you thought about trying your hand at brewing beer?
426
00:24:35,099 --> 00:24:37,518
Everyone's talking about it, you know?
427
00:24:37,643 --> 00:24:40,146
You managed to baffle a few people.
428
00:24:40,271 --> 00:24:41,397
and spark some controversy.
429
00:24:41,522 --> 00:24:43,149
“Really? Your boyfriend is scared.”
430
00:24:43,274 --> 00:24:44,901
How about a little healthy competition?
431
00:24:45,026 --> 00:24:46,903
- Don't say "boyfriend." - Why?
432
00:24:47,028 --> 00:24:50,323
- Because I'm too old to have one, and he's too old to be one.
433
00:24:50,448 --> 00:24:52,909
- How about "born with a silver spoon in his mouth"?
434
00:24:53,034 --> 00:24:54,702
Or rather, you know what? It's my favorite.
435
00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:57,330
A posh jerk through and through.
436
00:24:57,455 --> 00:24:58,998
Sit-ups, please!
437
00:24:59,123 --> 00:25:00,416
That's the guy who ratted us out to your mom.
438
00:25:00,541 --> 00:25:02,752
About our high-quality fake IDs.
439
00:25:03,878 --> 00:25:05,171
- It has changed.
440
00:25:06,464 --> 00:25:09,133
- Me too.
441
00:25:09,258 --> 00:25:13,262
I saw you again after my first tour.
442
00:25:15,306 --> 00:25:17,934
I just wanted to apologize.
443
00:25:18,059 --> 00:25:22,021
But you had moved in with James Bradley.
444
00:25:22,146 --> 00:25:24,607
What did you expect me to do?
445
00:25:24,732 --> 00:25:28,152
I would sit and wait for you while you sang love songs.
446
00:25:28,277 --> 00:25:30,905
What about other women?
447
00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:32,698
- All the songs were about you.
448
00:25:34,367 --> 00:25:35,701
- Really?
449
00:25:42,083 --> 00:25:43,834
You're an idiot.
450
00:26:20,121 --> 00:26:21,581
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's my fault.
451
00:26:21,664 --> 00:26:22,665
Oh.
452
00:26:22,790 --> 00:26:25,209
- Oh! Paxman!
453
00:26:25,334 --> 00:26:27,378
This is a disaster.
454
00:26:27,503 --> 00:26:29,088
We need to go back to what we know.
455
00:26:29,213 --> 00:26:30,965
- No, look. I know it wasn't the right time,
456
00:26:31,090 --> 00:26:32,717
But we're not going to change horses in the middle of the river.
457
00:26:32,842 --> 00:26:34,343
- No, that's exactly what we're doing.
458
00:26:34,468 --> 00:26:36,512
At the next practice, we'll go back to the Highland Mary.
459
00:26:36,637 --> 00:26:38,139
That damn Disco Morris.
460
00:26:38,264 --> 00:26:39,849
Jake. Jakey.
461
00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:43,269
Are you okay, buddy?
462
00:26:43,394 --> 00:26:45,605
- No, I think I have a concussion.
463
00:26:45,688 --> 00:26:46,897
How much should I simply aim for?
464
00:26:46,981 --> 00:26:47,982
About two and a half years.
465
00:26:48,107 --> 00:26:49,483
Really?
466
00:26:49,609 --> 00:26:51,110
All right, let's do it and go home.
467
00:26:51,235 --> 00:26:53,070
- Oh, shit.
468
00:26:53,195 --> 00:26:54,238
- Hey, guys!
469
00:27:02,705 --> 00:27:05,291
- Oh, no, damn it!
470
00:27:05,416 --> 00:27:07,710
No way in hell.
471
00:27:07,835 --> 00:27:09,795
Get down! Duck!
472
00:27:10,838 --> 00:27:12,632
- Don't make a fool of yourself, buddy.
473
00:27:12,757 --> 00:27:14,925
- No! You already took the TVs.
474
00:27:15,009 --> 00:27:16,218
You're not going to get my music.
475
00:27:16,302 --> 00:27:17,303
- Oh, really?
476
00:27:17,386 --> 00:27:18,387
You and whose army?
477
00:27:18,512 --> 00:27:19,889
- This one.
478
00:27:20,014 --> 00:27:22,516
- Leave that where it is, or we'll beat you with these sticks.
479
00:27:22,642 --> 00:27:25,227
where the sun doesn't shine.
480
00:27:25,353 --> 00:27:27,104
And I'm not talking about Bristol.
481
00:27:30,066 --> 00:27:31,776
- You collapsed like a beach chair.
482
00:27:31,901 --> 00:27:33,819
- You can see where they wanted to put that pole.
483
00:27:33,944 --> 00:27:35,613
I've got to get in the car and drive home, buddy.
484
00:27:35,738 --> 00:27:37,531
- I'm not going to call the main office. You can do it.
485
00:27:40,034 --> 00:27:41,869
- Thanks for that, guys.
486
00:27:41,994 --> 00:27:43,746
Normally, I'd buy you a pint on the house.
487
00:27:43,871 --> 00:27:45,456
But I don't have a pencil.
488
00:27:45,581 --> 00:27:47,124
I have bottles and I have liquors.
489
00:27:47,249 --> 00:27:48,501
All Benylin.
490
00:27:48,626 --> 00:27:49,669
Well, if anyone feels brave enough,
491
00:27:49,794 --> 00:27:51,462
I'd like to hear your thoughts on this.
492
00:27:53,506 --> 00:27:54,757
- What is it?
493
00:27:54,882 --> 00:27:57,051
- It is a traditional single-infusion maceration method,
494
00:27:57,176 --> 00:27:58,928
with double-dried East Kent Golding hops
495
00:27:59,053 --> 00:28:00,429
in a blend of Irish malt.
496
00:28:00,554 --> 00:28:01,889
- I'll take the risk.
497
00:28:02,014 --> 00:28:03,015
Do you have insurance?
498
00:28:06,102 --> 00:28:07,853
Here you go.
499
00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:16,904
- Wow, that's really going to give you courage!
500
00:28:16,987 --> 00:28:17,988
- Do you want to try it, Dad?
501
00:28:18,114 --> 00:28:19,323
- No, I'm not thirsty.
502
00:28:22,368 --> 00:28:24,036
- I'll try.
503
00:28:24,161 --> 00:28:25,329
Here you go.
504
00:28:30,459 --> 00:28:31,627
Here you go.
505
00:28:33,170 --> 00:28:34,839
- Cheers! - Cheers!
506
00:28:39,552 --> 00:28:43,097
Oh... That should be served in a sherry glass.
507
00:28:43,180 --> 00:28:44,181
- Let's go.
508
00:28:44,306 --> 00:28:45,933
Remember what Grandpa used to say.
509
00:28:46,058 --> 00:28:48,310
"It's not fair to judge a pint until you've had a few."
510
00:28:48,436 --> 00:28:49,645
Oh, right.
511
00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:52,064
- All right, line them up.
512
00:28:52,189 --> 00:28:53,357
- All right!
513
00:28:57,486 --> 00:28:58,487
- Bells of Hell?
514
00:28:58,612 --> 00:29:01,157
By the bells of hell!
515
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:37,777
- I've got it.
516
00:29:42,114 --> 00:29:43,157
- Hooray!
517
00:29:44,366 --> 00:29:45,367
- Hey, don't laugh now,
518
00:29:45,493 --> 00:29:47,119
Are you a Christian?
519
00:29:53,626 --> 00:29:55,169
Good morning, sweetheart.
520
00:29:56,837 --> 00:29:58,130
How are you feeling?
521
00:29:58,255 --> 00:30:00,466
- Oh.
522
00:30:00,591 --> 00:30:03,719
Like something Keith Richards would have spat out.
523
00:30:03,844 --> 00:30:05,346
- I'm sorry, buddy.
524
00:30:05,471 --> 00:30:06,639
It was a mistake.
525
00:30:06,764 --> 00:30:09,141
- It was a toxin—that's what it was.
526
00:30:09,266 --> 00:30:11,310
Look, I blame it on Grandpa's handwriting.
527
00:30:11,435 --> 00:30:13,229
It should have been a three, not an eight.
528
00:30:13,354 --> 00:30:16,190
- Eight what?
529
00:30:16,315 --> 00:30:17,775
- Pounds of sugar.
530
00:30:21,862 --> 00:30:25,324
Did you put eight pounds of sugar in a drink?
531
00:30:27,785 --> 00:30:30,830
That could be considered attempted murder.
532
00:30:30,955 --> 00:30:34,583
Well, are you sure you were testing it as you went along?
533
00:30:34,708 --> 00:30:37,378
Oh, no.
534
00:30:37,503 --> 00:30:39,922
Oh, don't tell me you don't drink!
535
00:30:42,883 --> 00:30:47,346
Cal, how are you supposed to brew beer?
536
00:30:47,471 --> 00:30:49,849
What if you can't even drink one?
537
00:30:49,932 --> 00:30:50,933
- All right, look.
538
00:30:51,058 --> 00:30:52,935
I screwed up. Yeah, I screwed up.
539
00:30:54,937 --> 00:30:57,273
But I think I've discovered something special this time.
540
00:30:57,398 --> 00:30:59,108
A light beer that Grandpa was working on
541
00:30:59,233 --> 00:31:01,151
before he passed away.
542
00:31:01,277 --> 00:31:03,821
A lifetime's work channeled into a winning beer.
543
00:31:03,946 --> 00:31:05,114
He never had the chance to brew beer.
544
00:31:05,239 --> 00:31:06,490
I mean, we do this well,
545
00:31:06,615 --> 00:31:08,284
not only could we start turning a profit,
546
00:31:08,409 --> 00:31:10,119
But we could head into the southwestern part of CAMRA
547
00:31:10,244 --> 00:31:11,328
Regional tastings with him.
548
00:31:11,453 --> 00:31:14,248
- Please stop talking. - No.
549
00:31:14,373 --> 00:31:16,083
The qualifying rounds are being held here.
550
00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:17,459
in town, at the festival.
551
00:31:18,419 --> 00:31:20,129
The finals will be held in London in August.
552
00:31:20,254 --> 00:31:22,965
And... look at this.
553
00:31:23,090 --> 00:31:25,593
The winners of the Best Bitter category in 2010
554
00:31:25,718 --> 00:31:28,220
They were a microbrewery, just like us.
555
00:31:28,345 --> 00:31:31,515
Then they sold the company to Budweiser—and they hit the jackpot!
556
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:33,809
I mean, brewing is in our blood, Jake.
557
00:31:33,934 --> 00:31:36,770
If Pritchard can do it, why can't we?
558
00:31:36,896 --> 00:31:38,772
- For the same reason you can't write another hit song.
559
00:31:46,780 --> 00:31:47,990
Hello?
560
00:31:51,410 --> 00:31:53,954
Yes. I'm on my way.
561
00:31:55,748 --> 00:31:57,207
Romy has been suspended from school.
562
00:31:57,333 --> 00:31:59,335
for throwing a drink at another student.
563
00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:12,806
Romy.
564
00:32:12,932 --> 00:32:14,433
- What?
565
00:32:14,558 --> 00:32:16,727
- You're supposed to be doing your science homework.
566
00:32:16,852 --> 00:32:18,520
- Brewing beer is a science.
567
00:32:18,646 --> 00:32:19,980
- Don't try to outsmart me.
568
00:32:20,105 --> 00:32:22,358
- I'm not. That's what Uncle Cal said.
569
00:32:22,483 --> 00:32:23,859
—He's reading, buddy.
570
00:32:23,984 --> 00:32:25,736
The glass is half full and all that.
571
00:32:28,030 --> 00:32:29,031
Oh, my God!
572
00:32:29,156 --> 00:32:31,075
Dad, you swore you'd been in touch
573
00:32:31,158 --> 00:32:32,159
with the mortgage company.
574
00:32:32,284 --> 00:32:33,953
- Oh, right, I forgot.
575
00:32:34,078 --> 00:32:35,913
- Just because you forget a debt doesn't mean it will forget you.
576
00:32:35,996 --> 00:32:36,997
- All right, find me a money tree,
577
00:32:37,122 --> 00:32:38,999
I'm going to go shake him up.
578
00:32:39,124 --> 00:32:43,212
- Dad, it says here that we have 14 days to find 10,000
579
00:32:43,337 --> 00:32:46,298
or they will begin the process of recovering the property.
580
00:32:46,423 --> 00:32:48,133
- Something will come up; it always does.
581
00:33:01,271 --> 00:33:02,856
So I really don't know how to say this
582
00:33:02,982 --> 00:33:04,608
without sounding like a 16-year-old again,
583
00:33:04,733 --> 00:33:07,069
But I wrote this song for you.
584
00:33:07,194 --> 00:33:08,737
I hope you like it.
585
00:34:24,938 --> 00:34:25,939
- I'll give you three thousand for it.
586
00:34:26,065 --> 00:34:27,149
- Five. - Four.
587
00:34:27,274 --> 00:34:28,942
I want a signature to verify the source.
588
00:34:29,068 --> 00:34:30,611
Help with any future sales.
589
00:34:30,736 --> 00:34:31,820
- But I'm selling it to you.
590
00:34:31,945 --> 00:34:33,489
- It's a business, man.
591
00:34:33,614 --> 00:34:35,074
It's not a museum.
592
00:34:38,619 --> 00:34:40,245
- I'm sorry, sweetheart.
593
00:34:51,173 --> 00:34:52,174
- What is that?
594
00:34:52,299 --> 00:34:54,384
- My investment in our future.
595
00:34:54,510 --> 00:34:55,719
- I thought you said you were broke.
596
00:34:55,844 --> 00:34:57,679
- I sold my guitar.
597
00:34:57,805 --> 00:34:59,389
- There you go.
598
00:34:59,515 --> 00:35:01,600
I told you something was going to happen.
599
00:35:01,725 --> 00:35:03,519
- Oh, well, that's just great.
600
00:35:03,602 --> 00:35:05,187
Before, you couldn't even say his name.
601
00:35:05,270 --> 00:35:06,271
Now you're in his pocket.
602
00:35:06,396 --> 00:35:07,731
Money is money, Jake.
603
00:35:07,856 --> 00:35:09,525
- Good job, Cal.
604
00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:10,609
You know, you're really talented.
605
00:35:10,734 --> 00:35:11,944
for making everything revolve around you.
606
00:35:12,069 --> 00:35:13,821
- No, it's about making money.
607
00:35:13,946 --> 00:35:14,947
And in six weeks,
608
00:35:15,072 --> 00:35:17,241
We'll have another 180 liters of beer to sell.
609
00:35:17,366 --> 00:35:19,409
- Yes, but only if it's drinkable.
610
00:35:19,535 --> 00:35:21,120
And judging by the last pint you made,
611
00:35:21,245 --> 00:35:22,412
I don't have much hope.
612
00:35:22,538 --> 00:35:24,957
- Nobody forced you to sink seven of them.
613
00:35:25,082 --> 00:35:27,334
- In short, we're behind on our mortgage payments.
614
00:35:27,459 --> 00:35:30,045
Get the hell out of our lives, damn city tax,
615
00:35:30,170 --> 00:35:31,797
heating, electricity, water.
616
00:35:31,922 --> 00:35:32,965
The list is endless.
617
00:35:33,090 --> 00:35:34,133
- I'm just trying to help.
618
00:35:34,258 --> 00:35:35,259
- Need help?
619
00:35:36,718 --> 00:35:38,303
We've needed your help for years.
620
00:35:40,264 --> 00:35:41,932
And you wait until you run out of money.
621
00:35:42,057 --> 00:35:43,642
and become completely useless
622
00:35:43,767 --> 00:35:46,270
show up on your white horse.
623
00:35:46,353 --> 00:35:47,354
I'm sorry, Cal.
624
00:35:47,479 --> 00:35:49,565
Look, no one is prouder of you than I am.
625
00:35:51,108 --> 00:35:55,946
But while you were strutting around like a rock star,
626
00:35:56,071 --> 00:35:59,741
I've been here trying to keep everything in order.
627
00:36:02,536 --> 00:36:05,414
So what have I accomplished with all this?
628
00:36:05,539 --> 00:36:07,207
- You have Romy.
629
00:36:09,543 --> 00:36:10,752
- Yeah, well...
630
00:36:13,255 --> 00:36:14,840
That's still not enough.
631
00:36:16,967 --> 00:36:19,386
- Well, if you come up with any brilliant ideas...
632
00:36:19,511 --> 00:36:21,263
Go ahead.
633
00:36:27,102 --> 00:36:28,145
This is Rural FM,
634
00:36:28,270 --> 00:36:30,772
where the sheep dance and the tractors rumble.
635
00:36:30,898 --> 00:36:33,650
This is David Ray Jenkins with a bombshell story about Birchbury.
636
00:36:33,775 --> 00:36:36,653
Tonight, The Drovers Arms, which is somehow still open to the public...
637
00:36:36,778 --> 00:36:38,197
is organizing a return to the pubs
638
00:36:38,322 --> 00:36:40,741
For local artist Cal Harley, who had only one hit.
639
00:36:40,866 --> 00:36:42,659
Do you remember him? Me neither.
640
00:36:42,784 --> 00:36:43,911
But for those who do,
641
00:36:44,036 --> 00:36:46,747
Come on over and have a Bacardi Breezer—or two.
642
00:36:46,830 --> 00:36:47,915
- I don't think so.
643
00:36:47,998 --> 00:36:48,999
- What?
644
00:36:49,082 --> 00:36:50,083
They are Los Arrieros.
645
00:36:50,209 --> 00:36:51,460
- Is it on fire?
646
00:36:51,585 --> 00:36:52,753
- They have customers, damn it.
647
00:36:52,878 --> 00:36:54,213
- Customers?
648
00:36:56,215 --> 00:36:58,342
"It's something I never thought I'd see."
649
00:37:02,054 --> 00:37:03,931
- What can I get you? - Another pint, please.
650
00:37:04,014 --> 00:37:06,433
- Cal Harley! - Why can't you just sit still?
651
00:37:06,516 --> 00:37:07,517
What are you doing?
652
00:37:07,643 --> 00:37:08,810
What is that?
653
00:37:25,369 --> 00:37:27,412
- We have plenty of wine, ladies.
654
00:37:28,956 --> 00:37:30,332
No, that's... — Jake.
655
00:37:30,457 --> 00:37:32,626
- Oh. - Come here!
656
00:37:32,751 --> 00:37:35,045
- You said I should come up with a brilliant idea.
657
00:37:35,128 --> 00:37:36,171
- Yes.
658
00:37:36,255 --> 00:37:37,256
Please sing again.
659
00:37:37,381 --> 00:37:38,632
Yes.
660
00:37:40,425 --> 00:37:42,594
- So, that's what it's like to have fans who adore you.
661
00:37:43,971 --> 00:37:45,180
They have an intense look.
662
00:37:45,305 --> 00:37:46,765
- They look like a Bacardi Breezer
663
00:37:46,890 --> 00:37:49,393
far from taking off her panties.
664
00:37:49,518 --> 00:37:51,186
- Yes, I don't blame them.
665
00:37:51,311 --> 00:37:52,396
He may have gone through the change,
666
00:37:52,521 --> 00:37:53,647
But I'd still give him one.
667
00:37:53,772 --> 00:37:54,773
- Mom! - What?
668
00:37:54,898 --> 00:37:56,483
I'm just saying what we're all thinking.
669
00:38:02,197 --> 00:38:03,407
- Hey, where are you going?
670
00:38:11,957 --> 00:38:13,625
"I don't look that desperate, do I, Mom?"
671
00:38:13,750 --> 00:38:15,335
- Yes.
672
00:38:27,389 --> 00:38:28,432
- Lime?
673
00:38:29,433 --> 00:38:31,935
Cal, are you okay?
674
00:38:35,063 --> 00:38:36,398
Cal, what's going on?
675
00:38:36,523 --> 00:38:37,524
- What's going on?
676
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:40,902
- Have you gone back to it?
677
00:38:41,028 --> 00:38:42,487
Well, what's going on?
678
00:38:42,612 --> 00:38:46,283
I'm having a panic attack.
679
00:38:46,408 --> 00:38:48,994
—Well, come on, this isn't the time to get stage fright.
680
00:38:49,119 --> 00:38:50,912
We're going to raise more money there tonight.
681
00:38:51,038 --> 00:38:52,331
than during the entire year.
682
00:38:52,456 --> 00:38:53,498
- Take a few deep breaths.
683
00:38:53,623 --> 00:38:55,542
No, you'll be able to breathe later.
684
00:38:55,667 --> 00:38:57,294
Right now, he needs to go back in there.
685
00:38:57,419 --> 00:38:59,087
You know, mix things up a little, put on a show.
686
00:38:59,212 --> 00:39:00,464
- I can't.
687
00:39:01,506 --> 00:39:03,216
I'm not that person anymore, my friend.
688
00:39:03,342 --> 00:39:05,802
- Well, he's just pretending.
689
00:39:05,927 --> 00:39:07,971
"I don't feel well, Dad."
690
00:39:08,096 --> 00:39:09,431
- What do you mean?
691
00:39:12,726 --> 00:39:14,311
- I was admitted to a psychiatric facility.
692
00:39:21,902 --> 00:39:23,653
I'd been feeling bad for a while...
693
00:39:26,490 --> 00:39:27,532
and then, when I found out that Mom had died,
694
00:39:27,657 --> 00:39:28,992
I broke down.
695
00:39:33,497 --> 00:39:36,541
I hated myself so much that I had to put an end to it.
696
00:39:38,668 --> 00:39:39,836
- Continue.
697
00:39:48,261 --> 00:39:50,597
- I tried to kill myself.
698
00:39:54,768 --> 00:39:55,894
- Damn, man!
699
00:40:03,735 --> 00:40:05,612
"I just wanted it to stop..."
700
00:40:07,572 --> 00:40:09,991
Everything.
701
00:40:10,117 --> 00:40:11,618
Why didn't you call us?
702
00:40:15,622 --> 00:40:18,333
- I felt ashamed.
703
00:40:18,458 --> 00:40:20,752
- You're a stupid bastard!
704
00:40:22,629 --> 00:40:26,508
You're an idiot, a stupid bastard.
705
00:40:26,633 --> 00:40:28,468
"I'm sorry I was a coward."
706
00:40:28,593 --> 00:40:30,512
- No, you're not.
707
00:40:32,180 --> 00:40:33,890
Not a day goes by without me thinking about it
708
00:40:34,015 --> 00:40:35,767
about doing the same thing.
709
00:40:37,227 --> 00:40:40,439
The only thing holding me back is the mess I'd leave behind.
710
00:40:41,857 --> 00:40:44,109
And you're no coward.
711
00:40:44,234 --> 00:40:46,069
You're my guy.
712
00:40:51,283 --> 00:40:53,910
He looked... devastated.
713
00:40:54,244 --> 00:40:56,371
That's what alcohol and drugs do.
714
00:40:56,496 --> 00:40:58,415
"She had a nervous breakdown, Ed."
715
00:40:59,749 --> 00:41:03,837
Since when has that mattered to you?
716
00:41:03,962 --> 00:41:05,255
- No matter what you think of him,
717
00:41:05,380 --> 00:41:06,381
You have to agree that what has happened
718
00:41:06,506 --> 00:41:09,176
It's a tragedy for that family.
719
00:41:09,301 --> 00:41:11,595
- Tragedies happen in families all the time.
720
00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:12,804
I have lost my parents.
721
00:41:14,347 --> 00:41:15,682
Things happen.
722
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:22,022
- I saved it for you.
723
00:41:25,567 --> 00:41:26,902
- It was a beautiful ceremony.
724
00:41:27,027 --> 00:41:28,028
- Yes, it was.
725
00:41:28,153 --> 00:41:29,488
- Just the way Mom wanted it.
726
00:41:31,198 --> 00:41:34,910
- All the words, all the readings...
727
00:41:35,035 --> 00:41:36,536
All the songs.
728
00:41:45,170 --> 00:41:47,005
- Thanks, Dad. - Yeah, buddy.
729
00:41:51,426 --> 00:41:54,012
What is this, happy hour?
730
00:41:54,137 --> 00:41:56,389
- I was much happier before you came along.
731
00:41:56,473 --> 00:41:57,474
What would you like?
732
00:41:57,599 --> 00:41:59,726
- I want to buy the pub.
733
00:41:59,851 --> 00:42:01,228
- It's not for sale. - Don't worry, Dad.
734
00:42:01,353 --> 00:42:03,480
Let's hear what he has to say.
735
00:42:03,605 --> 00:42:04,898
We all know that this is a dying trade.
736
00:42:05,023 --> 00:42:07,067
without adequate financial backing.
737
00:42:07,192 --> 00:42:09,402
"You're not wrong." "Don't get involved in this."
738
00:42:09,528 --> 00:42:11,446
But every month, 50 businesses like this one close down.
739
00:42:11,571 --> 00:42:13,156
Luckily for you,
740
00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:15,534
There's room in my wallet for the Drovers.
741
00:42:15,617 --> 00:42:16,618
At a fair price.
742
00:42:16,743 --> 00:42:18,828
- We don't need your money.
743
00:42:18,954 --> 00:42:20,539
- Oh, yeah, I've heard that.
744
00:42:21,665 --> 00:42:24,543
You're going to try to get out of this situation by brewing beer.
745
00:42:24,668 --> 00:42:27,379
You know, making beer
746
00:42:27,504 --> 00:42:30,757
It's not like writing a cheesy pop song.
747
00:42:30,882 --> 00:42:34,052
It took my family 140 years to perfect the perfect pint.
748
00:42:34,177 --> 00:42:36,513
- Listen, you've won a couple of awards.
749
00:42:38,306 --> 00:42:40,642
In my opinion, it's like putting silk on a goat.
750
00:42:40,767 --> 00:42:42,978
She's still a pain in the neck.
751
00:42:43,103 --> 00:42:44,437
- Is it?
752
00:42:46,106 --> 00:42:47,983
If you think you can do better,
753
00:42:48,108 --> 00:42:49,609
Why don't you step forward and let yourself be judged?
754
00:42:49,734 --> 00:42:52,070
"Well, that's exactly what we're going to do, Edward."
755
00:42:52,195 --> 00:42:55,824
See you at the CAMRA regional tastings.
756
00:42:55,949 --> 00:42:57,909
What do you think?
757
00:42:58,034 --> 00:42:59,452
- It seems you're not the only one who flew
758
00:42:59,578 --> 00:43:00,620
About *One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest*.
759
00:43:00,745 --> 00:43:01,788
- Say it again.
760
00:43:01,913 --> 00:43:03,290
- Leave it.
761
00:43:09,921 --> 00:43:11,089
- You broke my nose.
762
00:43:11,214 --> 00:43:12,299
- No, buddy.
763
00:43:12,424 --> 00:43:13,883
Your mouth did that.
764
00:43:19,389 --> 00:43:20,390
Okay?
765
00:43:20,515 --> 00:43:22,350
- I was charged with assault resulting in injury.
766
00:43:22,475 --> 00:43:23,852
It got me out of a tight spot until the end of the month.
767
00:43:23,977 --> 00:43:25,729
- Sorry, guys. That's the best I could do.
768
00:43:25,854 --> 00:43:28,690
But maybe you'd like to calm things down.
769
00:43:28,815 --> 00:43:30,025
Just a little bit, okay?
770
00:43:30,150 --> 00:43:33,153
A little sexual harassment here, a violent assault there.
771
00:43:33,278 --> 00:43:35,155
People are going to talk, you know.
772
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:36,573
- We weren't having sex in public.
773
00:43:36,698 --> 00:43:38,908
No, of course not, buddy.
774
00:43:40,535 --> 00:43:42,370
Anyway, be careful when you're walking, guys.
775
00:43:42,495 --> 00:43:44,164
- Thanks, Jim.
776
00:43:44,247 --> 00:43:45,248
- We weren't.
777
00:43:45,373 --> 00:43:46,833
- I didn't say you were.
778
00:43:48,043 --> 00:43:49,044
- Now, you really have to give it a try.
779
00:43:49,169 --> 00:43:51,004
And keep your temper in check, Dad.
780
00:43:52,213 --> 00:43:53,673
- I don't have any temper issues.
781
00:43:54,924 --> 00:43:56,676
Hey! Watch where you're going.
782
00:43:56,801 --> 00:43:58,178
"You're an idiot!" - "You're the idiot."
783
00:43:58,303 --> 00:44:00,889
- Oh, yeah, that's a good one coming from a guy dressed like a...
784
00:44:01,014 --> 00:44:03,725
Jelly baby.
785
00:44:03,850 --> 00:44:05,101
That's not a bad temper.
786
00:44:05,226 --> 00:44:06,645
That's just rude.
787
00:44:07,646 --> 00:44:09,147
Come on, let's go home and get started.
788
00:44:09,230 --> 00:44:10,231
- What's it about?
789
00:44:10,357 --> 00:44:12,317
- About beer.
790
00:44:12,442 --> 00:44:14,402
I'm not going to let that bastard win another competition.
791
00:44:14,527 --> 00:44:16,363
and rub it in our faces.
792
00:44:16,488 --> 00:44:17,864
- Awesome, Dad!
793
00:44:24,704 --> 00:44:26,247
- Look what I found...
794
00:44:26,373 --> 00:44:27,874
Going through your mother's things.
795
00:44:30,168 --> 00:44:31,961
- What the heck is that?
796
00:44:33,672 --> 00:44:35,215
- Grandpa's beer stick.
797
00:44:36,424 --> 00:44:38,510
- It's for stirring the wort.
798
00:44:38,593 --> 00:44:39,594
Add oxygen,
799
00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:41,763
activates the yeast cells in the fungus,
800
00:44:41,888 --> 00:44:43,223
bringing out the flavors.
801
00:44:43,348 --> 00:44:45,350
- Dad, this is going to take beer to a whole new level.
802
00:44:45,475 --> 00:44:47,852
- I'm sorry, have you all lost your minds?
803
00:44:47,977 --> 00:44:51,022
We have to go to Pritchard and beg him to drop the charges,
804
00:44:51,147 --> 00:44:53,441
and pray that he keeps buying this pub.
805
00:44:53,566 --> 00:44:55,777
"We don't have anything to sell, Jake."
806
00:44:55,902 --> 00:44:57,278
We'll be lucky if we manage to get out of here.
807
00:44:57,404 --> 00:45:00,156
along with accessories and add-ons.
808
00:45:00,281 --> 00:45:02,534
Anyway, look, we have enough money to get by.
809
00:45:02,659 --> 00:45:04,202
including the CAMRA tastings.
810
00:45:04,327 --> 00:45:07,080
If everything goes well, we'll qualify for the final.
811
00:45:07,205 --> 00:45:09,290
Then we could easily attract some investment,
812
00:45:09,416 --> 00:45:11,376
As Cal said.
813
00:45:11,501 --> 00:45:14,879
- Dad, Cal's beer wasn't fit for human consumption.
814
00:45:15,004 --> 00:45:16,673
—Well, then we'll learn from their mistakes.
815
00:45:16,798 --> 00:45:18,675
until we get it right.
816
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:21,428
Your grandfather always said that beer
817
00:45:21,553 --> 00:45:25,473
It's 90% water and 10% magic.
818
00:45:25,598 --> 00:45:29,060
Ooooh! Abracadabra.
819
00:45:38,153 --> 00:45:40,822
- I can't believe it's come to this.
820
00:45:40,947 --> 00:45:43,825
It's Saturday night, and we're watching a drunk old man.
821
00:45:43,950 --> 00:45:46,703
to walk aimlessly in circles.
822
00:45:46,828 --> 00:45:49,414
- A typical night out with Paxman.
823
00:45:49,539 --> 00:45:51,958
But why can't we just use tap water like everyone else?
824
00:45:52,083 --> 00:45:54,711
- Because Great-Grandpa Ted said it doesn't make sense.
825
00:45:54,836 --> 00:45:56,838
Brewing live beer with dead water.
826
00:45:56,963 --> 00:45:58,381
- Yes. - That's right.
827
00:45:58,506 --> 00:45:59,591
I'm referring to the chemical treatment process.
828
00:45:59,716 --> 00:46:01,092
kills everything bad,
829
00:46:01,217 --> 00:46:03,344
but it also depletes minerals and nutrients.
830
00:46:03,470 --> 00:46:05,513
- Oh, my hands are shaking!
831
00:46:05,638 --> 00:46:06,848
- It's because you haven't had a drink yet.
832
00:46:06,973 --> 00:46:09,184
The rod doesn't lie.
833
00:46:09,309 --> 00:46:10,435
Oh, there it is.
834
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:11,603
Yes, this is where we're digging.
835
00:46:11,728 --> 00:46:13,563
Right here.
836
00:46:13,688 --> 00:46:15,398
- All right, well, if you can't beat them,
837
00:46:15,523 --> 00:46:17,776
You might as well join them.
838
00:46:20,987 --> 00:46:22,030
- Right there.
839
00:46:27,994 --> 00:46:30,038
I think we're going to need something sturdier than that.
840
00:46:30,163 --> 00:46:31,998
- Isn't that right? - Yes.
841
00:46:32,123 --> 00:46:33,750
Keep it up, Harry.
842
00:46:33,875 --> 00:46:35,627
That's right.
843
00:46:35,710 --> 00:46:38,087
Keep it up.
844
00:46:38,171 --> 00:46:39,172
Keep it up.
845
00:46:39,297 --> 00:46:40,715
That's right.
846
00:46:41,841 --> 00:46:44,135
Keep it up, Harry.
847
00:46:48,848 --> 00:46:49,933
Hey!
848
00:46:51,518 --> 00:46:53,061
- What was that?
849
00:46:53,186 --> 00:46:54,938
- I have a good idea.
850
00:46:55,063 --> 00:46:56,648
- You need a new stick, buddy.
851
00:46:58,024 --> 00:46:59,317
Well, if brains were taxed,
852
00:46:59,442 --> 00:47:01,152
You would get a refund!
853
00:47:01,277 --> 00:47:03,029
You just cut off the damn power.
854
00:47:03,154 --> 00:47:04,906
- Oh, I'm sorry.
855
00:47:05,031 --> 00:47:06,783
We were looking for the old spring.
856
00:47:06,908 --> 00:47:08,451
- Oh, why didn't you say so?
857
00:47:08,576 --> 00:47:10,745
My mother's house has always had well water.
858
00:47:25,718 --> 00:47:26,886
- Basic concepts of brewing.
859
00:47:33,351 --> 00:47:34,644
- Do me a favor;
860
00:47:34,769 --> 00:47:37,021
Be sure to measure the sugar carefully this time.
861
00:47:37,146 --> 00:47:40,567
My body can't handle another five-day hangover.
862
00:47:40,650 --> 00:47:41,651
- I don't understand.
863
00:47:41,734 --> 00:47:42,735
Why are we going to all this trouble?
864
00:47:42,861 --> 00:47:44,153
to find pure spring water
865
00:47:44,279 --> 00:47:45,446
filtered through local limestone,
866
00:47:45,572 --> 00:47:46,781
So you just go ahead and download a file.
867
00:47:46,906 --> 00:47:49,033
Does it contain old, imported processed sugar?
868
00:47:49,158 --> 00:47:51,327
- Well, yeast has to eat something.
869
00:47:51,452 --> 00:47:52,829
- I could use Dad's honey.
870
00:47:52,954 --> 00:47:54,873
- Actually, that's a good idea.
871
00:47:54,998 --> 00:47:57,417
That's what the monks used to do with their mead.
872
00:47:57,542 --> 00:47:59,252
—In other words, we'd have to ask them for permission.
873
00:47:59,377 --> 00:48:01,588
- What, the monks?
874
00:48:01,713 --> 00:48:02,922
- Bees.
875
00:48:04,132 --> 00:48:06,759
Now, remember that these are sensitive creatures, okay?
876
00:48:06,885 --> 00:48:10,555
so if they get angry or feel offended,
877
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:12,140
The hive will swarm and disappear.
878
00:48:12,265 --> 00:48:14,642
So keep your distance.
879
00:48:16,060 --> 00:48:20,064
And under no circumstances should you swear or use profanity.
880
00:48:20,189 --> 00:48:22,775
- That's cost me half my vocabulary.
881
00:48:27,447 --> 00:48:28,740
- Hi, queen bee.
882
00:48:29,949 --> 00:48:32,452
- Hello, worker bees.
883
00:48:32,577 --> 00:48:33,828
It's me, Jake.
884
00:48:36,039 --> 00:48:40,126
I'm here now to ask for permission to use your precious honey.
885
00:48:40,251 --> 00:48:42,295
for our family beer.
886
00:48:42,420 --> 00:48:46,758
Your gift to the world is to pollinate flowers,
887
00:48:46,883 --> 00:48:48,760
Our mission is to inspire people.
888
00:48:53,431 --> 00:48:54,766
- They're humming.
889
00:48:56,809 --> 00:48:57,810
That's a good sign.
890
00:48:57,936 --> 00:48:59,646
- Oh, okay. Great.
891
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:10,531
- Oh! Jesus Christ!
892
00:49:10,657 --> 00:49:12,158
A bee just stung me!
893
00:49:12,283 --> 00:49:13,868
- Please tell me you didn't just kill him.
894
00:49:13,993 --> 00:49:14,994
- I hope so, damn it.
895
00:49:15,119 --> 00:49:16,204
It bit me.
896
00:49:16,329 --> 00:49:18,081
- Shit, you've got one on your shoulder.
897
00:49:18,206 --> 00:49:19,958
- What? - There's one on your shoulder.
898
00:49:20,041 --> 00:49:21,042
- Calm down.
899
00:49:21,167 --> 00:49:22,585
You son of a bitch, that really hurt!
900
00:49:22,710 --> 00:49:24,796
Could everyone please stop swearing?
901
00:49:24,921 --> 00:49:26,798
That's still a swear word.
902
00:49:26,923 --> 00:49:28,216
Well, since when are bees bilingual?
903
00:49:28,341 --> 00:49:29,467
- I can feel it. Get it out of there.
904
00:49:29,592 --> 00:49:31,803
It's my responsibility. - Okay. All right, calm down.
905
00:49:33,012 --> 00:49:34,222
They can feel your energy.
906
00:49:34,347 --> 00:49:36,474
You son of a bitch! Ah!
907
00:49:36,599 --> 00:49:38,309
- Oh, shit. - I'm covered in them.
908
00:49:38,434 --> 00:49:40,061
They're invading the area!
909
00:49:40,186 --> 00:49:43,398
- "Ah! Oh, my God!" - "Run!"
910
00:49:43,523 --> 00:49:45,358
So, is the bees' answer "no"?
911
00:50:07,588 --> 00:50:09,757
- Nice amber color. - Yes.
912
00:50:09,882 --> 00:50:12,093
Hmm.
913
00:50:12,218 --> 00:50:14,554
The smell isn't bad either.
914
00:50:14,679 --> 00:50:17,807
Yeah, I can taste the, uh, earthy note... the citrusy one....
915
00:50:17,932 --> 00:50:19,058
- What about the taste?
916
00:50:28,276 --> 00:50:31,029
- Oh, yeah. That holds up really well.
917
00:50:33,281 --> 00:50:36,534
Yes, you can taste the sweetness of the honey.
918
00:50:36,659 --> 00:50:38,202
notes of pear drop,
919
00:50:38,327 --> 00:50:45,334
and... a subtle hint of butter caramel.
920
00:50:46,002 --> 00:50:47,503
Put your lips around that.
921
00:50:47,628 --> 00:50:49,464
Uh, uh, uh, uh.
922
00:50:56,846 --> 00:50:58,765
Oh, that's lovely.
923
00:50:58,890 --> 00:51:00,767
I'll tell you one thing.
924
00:51:00,892 --> 00:51:03,394
That's a look your grandfather would be proud of.
925
00:51:09,776 --> 00:51:11,736
- Oh, shit. Abi.
926
00:51:11,861 --> 00:51:13,029
Come on, you.
927
00:51:13,154 --> 00:51:14,405
Let's see if Miss Stockton
928
00:51:14,530 --> 00:51:15,656
will allow you to go back to school.
929
00:51:15,740 --> 00:51:16,741
- That's really nice, though.
930
00:51:16,866 --> 00:51:18,868
I'm going to have another little sip of that.
931
00:51:18,993 --> 00:51:20,161
- Fill it up, Dad.
932
00:51:21,412 --> 00:51:22,580
- I have some good news.
933
00:51:22,705 --> 00:51:24,123
Now that you've had your evaluation,
934
00:51:24,248 --> 00:51:26,375
They're going to let you go back to school.
935
00:51:26,501 --> 00:51:27,835
- Amazing!
936
00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:29,212
- But there are a few basic rules.
937
00:51:29,337 --> 00:51:30,379
You have to take your medication,
938
00:51:30,463 --> 00:51:31,464
"Okay?" - "Yes, yes, yes."
939
00:51:31,589 --> 00:51:32,799
- And please, for my sake,
940
00:51:32,924 --> 00:51:34,509
Try to turn in your assignments on time.
941
00:51:34,634 --> 00:51:36,427
- Yes. - Done, okay?
942
00:51:36,552 --> 00:51:37,929
You can't just stop in the middle of a sentence.
943
00:51:38,054 --> 00:51:39,472
You have to come to a conclusion.
944
00:51:39,597 --> 00:51:41,015
- Yes, it's a deal.
945
00:51:41,140 --> 00:51:44,060
—And Romy, don't cut Matilda's hair.
946
00:51:54,737 --> 00:51:56,531
I've heard that you've put Romy to work, too.
947
00:51:56,656 --> 00:52:00,868
- Yeah, basically she's the boss now.
948
00:52:00,993 --> 00:52:02,829
We all work for her.
949
00:52:02,954 --> 00:52:06,207
- Giving him something fun to focus on has clearly helped.
950
00:52:06,332 --> 00:52:07,416
- It's helped me, too.
951
00:52:08,543 --> 00:52:10,795
I think all of us.
952
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:12,922
I remember the first time I came in here.
953
00:52:15,424 --> 00:52:18,803
Yes, many things happened here for the first time.
954
00:52:18,928 --> 00:52:20,513
First concert.
955
00:52:20,638 --> 00:52:22,140
First dance.
956
00:52:26,352 --> 00:52:28,104
- First pint. - First pint.
957
00:52:29,230 --> 00:52:31,107
Grandpa's Solstice Special.
958
00:52:31,232 --> 00:52:34,360
- Hmm. The longest day turned into the longest night of my life.
959
00:52:34,485 --> 00:52:36,195
- Oh, I remember now.
960
00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:38,406
After a pint, you asked me to be your boyfriend.
961
00:52:38,531 --> 00:52:40,074
- Hmm. You asked me that.
962
00:52:40,199 --> 00:52:42,451
- No. No, it was definitely you.
963
00:52:42,577 --> 00:52:45,204
"I'm sure it was the beer talking."
964
00:52:45,329 --> 00:52:48,749
- That must have been it. - Hm...
965
00:52:48,875 --> 00:52:53,171
- Anyway, even if you hadn't asked me to, I would have done it anyway, so...
966
00:52:53,296 --> 00:52:54,630
It doesn't matter.
967
00:52:57,884 --> 00:52:59,135
—We'd better go.
968
00:53:03,681 --> 00:53:05,349
I listened to your song.
969
00:53:07,852 --> 00:53:10,104
It was beautiful.
970
00:53:27,997 --> 00:53:30,374
Welcome to the first Big Summer Party.
971
00:53:30,499 --> 00:53:34,045
and the regional tastings organized by the Campaign for Real Ale.
972
00:53:34,170 --> 00:53:38,382
We're here to taste beer and dance.
973
00:53:38,507 --> 00:53:42,303
No one dances better than the local legends, Hell's Bells.
974
00:53:55,775 --> 00:53:58,319
- Okay, this is going on TikTok.
975
00:54:05,618 --> 00:54:07,703
- I love men in uniform.
976
00:54:07,828 --> 00:54:09,163
- You love anything that's alive.
977
00:54:26,472 --> 00:54:28,224
- Let's hope his beer is better than his dancing.
978
00:54:28,349 --> 00:54:29,850
"Come on, Ed! It's just a joke."
979
00:54:31,852 --> 00:54:33,646
- It'll be fun to see that thug locked up in jail.
980
00:54:48,077 --> 00:54:49,245
Could all the local brewers do that?
981
00:54:49,370 --> 00:54:51,372
and craft beer enthusiasts
982
00:54:51,497 --> 00:54:53,416
Please proceed to the main tent.
983
00:54:53,541 --> 00:54:56,085
For CAMRA's regional tastings.
984
00:54:59,797 --> 00:55:00,798
- Here they come.
985
00:55:00,923 --> 00:55:02,550
- Oh, the muleteers!
986
00:55:02,675 --> 00:55:04,552
The Worst Pub in Great Britain
987
00:55:04,677 --> 00:55:06,429
- Competing for the best beer. - Yes.
988
00:55:06,554 --> 00:55:09,515
- You pride yourselves on being craft beer enthusiasts.
989
00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:11,892
Well, this is as real as it gets.
990
00:55:12,018 --> 00:55:13,811
Brewed at the Drovers Arms facility,
991
00:55:13,936 --> 00:55:16,063
using natural, locally sourced ingredients
992
00:55:16,188 --> 00:55:18,065
and 100% homemade.
993
00:55:18,190 --> 00:55:19,358
- Do you like meatloaf?
994
00:55:19,483 --> 00:55:21,068
- This one isn't from the freezer.
995
00:55:21,193 --> 00:55:23,070
- This comes from the heart.
996
00:55:23,195 --> 00:55:24,530
- Which one of you is the brewer?
997
00:55:24,655 --> 00:55:26,574
- It's a family matter.
998
00:55:26,699 --> 00:55:28,034
And what's the name of the beer?
999
00:55:28,159 --> 00:55:29,744
- Muleteers.
1000
00:55:29,869 --> 00:55:33,205
—Well, let's hope the taste is more inspiring than the name.
1001
00:55:45,718 --> 00:55:47,595
- They seem to be completely overwhelmed by the situation.
1002
00:55:47,678 --> 00:55:48,679
- Hey, the Harleys would be in a really tough spot.
1003
00:55:48,763 --> 00:55:49,764
on a drip tray.
1004
00:56:01,525 --> 00:56:02,985
- Thank you.
1005
00:56:03,110 --> 00:56:04,445
We wish you the best of luck.
1006
00:56:07,656 --> 00:56:08,657
- Okay.
1007
00:56:08,741 --> 00:56:09,742
- This one's fine.
1008
00:56:09,825 --> 00:56:10,826
- Good afternoon, ladies.
1009
00:56:10,910 --> 00:56:12,036
What did you say today?
1010
00:56:12,119 --> 00:56:13,120
- That's a bit bold, Wilf.
1011
00:56:13,204 --> 00:56:14,538
"I already told you, Dawn, I'm not interested."
1012
00:56:14,622 --> 00:56:15,623
It's your mother I'm looking for.
1013
00:56:15,706 --> 00:56:16,707
Well...
1014
00:56:16,832 --> 00:56:18,834
- You should try the new beer from the Drovers.
1015
00:56:18,959 --> 00:56:22,338
It slides down like a nostalgic mole.
1016
00:56:23,881 --> 00:56:25,299
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
1017
00:56:25,424 --> 00:56:28,344
We've sipped, sucked, and savored
1018
00:56:28,469 --> 00:56:31,055
Today we tried some absolutely spectacular beers.
1019
00:56:31,180 --> 00:56:35,309
- So let's get down to business and move on to the first category,
1020
00:56:35,434 --> 00:56:37,186
The best bitter.
1021
00:56:37,311 --> 00:56:40,106
Representing the Southwest in the national finals
1022
00:56:40,231 --> 00:56:42,900
For the third consecutive year, with its latest offer,
1023
00:56:43,025 --> 00:56:44,443
Cheerful and carefree,
1024
00:56:44,568 --> 00:56:47,196
This is one of our local legends: Pritchard's Brewery.
1025
00:56:53,494 --> 00:56:57,998
- And representing the Southwest in the Special Bitter Category,
1026
00:56:58,124 --> 00:56:59,542
It's Hoptamystic.
1027
00:57:05,548 --> 00:57:08,008
- Moving on now to the "Mild" category,
1028
00:57:08,134 --> 00:57:09,802
but by no means meek...
1029
00:57:11,595 --> 00:57:14,181
- Representing the Southwest in this year's national finals.
1030
00:57:14,306 --> 00:57:15,891
on his first try—
1031
00:57:16,016 --> 00:57:17,226
I can't believe I'm saying this.
1032
00:57:17,351 --> 00:57:19,437
But we have to give credit where credit is due.
1033
00:57:19,562 --> 00:57:22,314
made right here, in this very town.
1034
00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:24,608
From the Drovers Arms brewery—it's Drovers!
1035
00:57:27,153 --> 00:57:28,821
Come on, Mick!
1036
00:57:29,947 --> 00:57:31,490
- Oh my God!
1037
00:57:34,743 --> 00:57:36,745
- We look forward to seeing all the winners.
1038
00:57:36,871 --> 00:57:39,165
at the national finals in London.
1039
00:57:39,290 --> 00:57:40,916
Hi, look.
1040
00:57:41,041 --> 00:57:42,835
- Congratulations. - Thank you.
1041
00:57:42,918 --> 00:57:43,919
- Hi, Edward.
1042
00:57:44,044 --> 00:57:45,838
I guess we'll see each other in the big city.
1043
00:57:45,963 --> 00:57:48,507
—I'd rather see you in the back of a prison van.
1044
00:57:48,632 --> 00:57:49,884
Would you like to meet with your father?
1045
00:57:50,009 --> 00:57:51,093
Maybe you could get a family room.
1046
00:57:51,218 --> 00:57:53,179
- Ed, that's enough.
1047
00:57:53,304 --> 00:57:54,763
- I don't know why you're defending the competition.
1048
00:57:54,889 --> 00:57:56,056
- They're not competitors.
1049
00:57:56,182 --> 00:57:57,224
You all belong to different categories.
1050
00:57:57,349 --> 00:57:58,517
You are all winners.
1051
00:58:00,102 --> 00:58:01,520
- I'm starting to get a little tired of this.
1052
00:58:05,983 --> 00:58:07,026
- I'm sorry.
1053
00:58:17,536 --> 00:58:18,704
- Paxman?
1054
00:58:18,829 --> 00:58:20,289
- Really?
1055
00:58:20,414 --> 00:58:23,250
Can you help me with my homework, please?
1056
00:58:23,375 --> 00:58:25,461
- I thought you'd been expelled from school.
1057
00:58:25,586 --> 00:58:27,713
- No, they let me back in.
1058
00:58:27,838 --> 00:58:29,465
- What's the question?
1059
00:58:29,590 --> 00:58:32,218
—Well, we're working on Romeo and Juliet.
1060
00:58:32,343 --> 00:58:33,844
Love or hate?
1061
00:58:33,969 --> 00:58:34,970
Which one is stronger?
1062
00:58:35,095 --> 00:58:39,141
- Hmm... Family conflict versus young love.
1063
00:58:39,225 --> 00:58:40,226
- How old is he?
1064
00:58:40,351 --> 00:58:42,353
—Well, Julieta was 13 years old.
1065
00:58:42,436 --> 00:58:43,437
Don't you think he's a little young?
1066
00:58:43,562 --> 00:58:44,647
Is it all about love?
1067
00:58:44,772 --> 00:58:46,357
- Yes.
1068
00:58:46,482 --> 00:58:49,401
First you're too young, then you realize,
1069
00:58:49,527 --> 00:58:51,445
You're too old.
1070
00:58:54,573 --> 00:58:58,077
When the time comes, Romy, don't waste any time.
1071
00:58:58,202 --> 00:59:00,287
That's my advice.
1072
00:59:06,377 --> 00:59:07,836
- We should go, Dad. - Yeah, I know.
1073
00:59:07,962 --> 00:59:10,130
I'm getting myself into a bit of a bind with this.
1074
00:59:10,256 --> 00:59:12,424
Your mother used to tie my tie for me.
1075
00:59:12,550 --> 00:59:15,344
I make it this far, and then everything falls apart like balls of cotton.
1076
00:59:15,469 --> 00:59:17,054
- Okay.
1077
00:59:17,179 --> 00:59:19,014
Let's give it a try.
1078
00:59:22,851 --> 00:59:24,687
“You still love Abi, don't you?”
1079
00:59:27,398 --> 00:59:28,774
"I never stopped, Dad."
1080
00:59:31,819 --> 00:59:33,320
I'm not good enough for her.
1081
00:59:33,445 --> 00:59:36,115
- Of course.
1082
00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:37,825
I know you've been through hell and back, my friend.
1083
00:59:37,950 --> 00:59:40,327
But thanks to that, you're a better person.
1084
00:59:40,452 --> 00:59:41,704
Look what you've done there.
1085
00:59:41,829 --> 00:59:44,039
I look like a damn teddy bear.
1086
00:59:44,164 --> 00:59:45,749
- You look great. Let's go.
1087
00:59:57,803 --> 01:00:00,347
Could the defendant please stand up?
1088
01:00:02,391 --> 01:00:05,352
Michael Harley, you have been found guilty of assault.
1089
01:00:05,477 --> 01:00:08,939
that result in actual bodily injury.
1090
01:00:09,064 --> 01:00:11,191
We have taken your plea of guilty into account.
1091
01:00:11,317 --> 01:00:13,902
The court acknowledges this.
1092
01:00:14,028 --> 01:00:17,031
Unfortunately, the level of violent intent you displayed
1093
01:00:17,156 --> 01:00:18,741
It cannot be ignored.
1094
01:00:20,492 --> 01:00:23,746
Therefore, I sentence you to six months in prison...
1095
01:00:26,290 --> 01:00:28,626
suspended for two years.
1096
01:00:38,969 --> 01:00:41,180
How old were you when you met Nana?
1097
01:00:41,305 --> 01:00:43,390
He was 25 years old.
1098
01:00:43,515 --> 01:00:46,560
It cost me eight pounds to get into Glastonbury that year.
1099
01:00:46,685 --> 01:00:48,646
It was the best money I've ever spent.
1100
01:00:49,938 --> 01:00:52,524
Van Morrison was the headliner.
1101
01:00:52,650 --> 01:00:56,445
But the real star of the show was your grandmother.
1102
01:00:58,656 --> 01:01:01,617
On the way back, me and some friends,
1103
01:01:01,742 --> 01:01:04,953
We stopped here to watch the sunrise.
1104
01:01:05,079 --> 01:01:07,539
But I saw something much more beautiful.
1105
01:01:08,749 --> 01:01:13,671
Your grandmother, my Sarah, was right there.
1106
01:01:13,796 --> 01:01:17,549
singing and dancing with a group of her friends.
1107
01:01:17,675 --> 01:01:20,761
After a while, we started talking.
1108
01:01:20,886 --> 01:01:22,763
We haven't stopped for 40 years.
1109
01:01:26,308 --> 01:01:28,686
But look at that view.
1110
01:01:28,811 --> 01:01:30,354
That doesn't change.
1111
01:01:31,647 --> 01:01:33,691
It feels as if time has stopped.
1112
01:01:35,401 --> 01:01:37,820
It's a shame life couldn't be like that, isn't it?
1113
01:01:46,912 --> 01:01:48,288
Can you hold that, honey?
1114
01:01:56,171 --> 01:01:57,297
- I love you, Mom.
1115
01:02:02,928 --> 01:02:04,972
- Fly free, my little songbird.
1116
01:02:36,962 --> 01:02:38,172
Mom, not everyone in this town
1117
01:02:38,297 --> 01:02:39,423
He's having an affair.
1118
01:02:39,548 --> 01:02:41,216
—Oh, there's more to it than meets the eye.
1119
01:02:41,341 --> 01:02:43,051
- What do you think, Mary? - Harry?
1120
01:02:43,177 --> 01:02:45,137
- He goes to church. - A churchgoer? Less church,
1121
01:02:45,262 --> 01:02:47,014
- More lively, if you ask me. - Harry!
1122
01:02:47,139 --> 01:02:48,348
Look at those clusters of fingers
1123
01:02:48,474 --> 01:02:50,100
She supports the cricket team.
1124
01:02:56,940 --> 01:02:59,109
- Why is the barrel's hatch open?
1125
01:02:59,234 --> 01:03:00,819
- What?
1126
01:03:00,944 --> 01:03:03,238
- Oh. - No, no, no, no.
1127
01:03:16,919 --> 01:03:18,128
Bastards.
1128
01:03:32,768 --> 01:03:34,686
- Here. Have a sip of water.
1129
01:03:34,812 --> 01:03:36,980
- No, Scotch whiskey.
1130
01:03:37,105 --> 01:03:38,941
- Really? - Yeah, Scotch whiskey.
1131
01:03:49,034 --> 01:03:50,828
Everything is destroyed.
1132
01:03:50,953 --> 01:03:54,164
Maceration vat, fermenter.
1133
01:03:54,289 --> 01:03:56,500
I've done it all.
1134
01:03:56,625 --> 01:03:58,627
- The drink?
1135
01:03:58,752 --> 01:03:59,878
- Remains.
1136
01:04:01,672 --> 01:04:03,006
Grandpa!
1137
01:04:03,131 --> 01:04:04,508
- Dad? Dad! Hey!
1138
01:04:04,591 --> 01:04:05,801
- Hey, hey, hey!
1139
01:04:05,884 --> 01:04:06,885
- Jake, call an ambulance.
1140
01:04:07,010 --> 01:04:08,428
- It'll take too long.
1141
01:04:08,554 --> 01:04:10,222
Grandpa.
1142
01:04:14,726 --> 01:04:16,186
- Okay, Roms. Roms?
1143
01:04:16,311 --> 01:04:19,815
- I need an access code for a DFIB machine, please.
1144
01:04:19,940 --> 01:04:23,777
Zero, six.
1145
01:04:23,902 --> 01:04:24,903
Romy, sweetheart,
1146
01:04:25,028 --> 01:04:27,155
I need you to come back from there, okay?
1147
01:04:27,281 --> 01:04:30,117
We've already got an ambulance on the way, okay?
1148
01:04:30,242 --> 01:04:32,160
Everything will be okay—I promise.
1149
01:04:55,392 --> 01:04:56,643
Just so you know,
1150
01:04:56,768 --> 01:04:59,313
The surgeon is performing an emergency coronary angioplasty.
1151
01:04:59,438 --> 01:05:01,231
to improve blood flow to your heart.
1152
01:05:01,356 --> 01:05:04,067
If his condition stabilizes, they will insert a stent.
1153
01:05:04,192 --> 01:05:05,277
- Really?
1154
01:05:06,486 --> 01:05:08,280
He is receiving the best medical care.
1155
01:05:10,157 --> 01:05:11,992
I'll keep you updated on any new developments.
1156
01:05:12,117 --> 01:05:13,285
Thank you.
1157
01:05:19,791 --> 01:05:20,792
- Hello?
1158
01:05:20,918 --> 01:05:21,960
- Hi, Cal. It's Dawn.
1159
01:05:22,085 --> 01:05:23,879
Hey, Dawn Higgins. - Hi.
1160
01:05:24,004 --> 01:05:25,631
- Look, it's probably just, uh,
1161
01:05:25,756 --> 01:05:27,633
I saw Harry leave through the back of Drovers a little while ago.
1162
01:05:27,758 --> 01:05:29,593
And I just... seemed really suspicious.
1163
01:05:29,718 --> 01:05:30,719
- What?
1164
01:05:30,844 --> 01:05:33,221
- I just wanted you to know.
1165
01:05:33,347 --> 01:05:34,389
Oh--
1166
01:05:40,062 --> 01:05:41,355
- Lime?
1167
01:05:42,314 --> 01:05:43,941
California!
1168
01:05:55,661 --> 01:05:58,121
- If my father dies, you'll have blood on your hands.
1169
01:05:58,205 --> 01:05:59,206
- I don't know what you're talking about, buddy.
1170
01:05:59,289 --> 01:06:00,290
- Stop, stop, stop!
1171
01:06:00,415 --> 01:06:02,209
- "Get out of there, Wilf!" - "Okay."
1172
01:06:02,334 --> 01:06:03,877
- When he saw that the basement had been vandalized,
1173
01:06:04,002 --> 01:06:05,796
He had a heart attack.
1174
01:06:07,631 --> 01:06:09,675
That beer was all we had.
1175
01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:11,343
And now he's fighting for his life,
1176
01:06:11,468 --> 01:06:13,095
lying on an operating table.
1177
01:06:15,138 --> 01:06:16,139
"I'm sorry, Cal."
1178
01:06:16,223 --> 01:06:17,224
But what does this have to do with me?
1179
01:06:17,349 --> 01:06:18,517
- No!
1180
01:06:20,435 --> 01:06:22,521
Someone saw you, Harry.
1181
01:06:22,646 --> 01:06:24,147
sneaking out the back of the pub.
1182
01:06:24,272 --> 01:06:25,649
Is that true?
1183
01:06:25,774 --> 01:06:27,818
- Why?
1184
01:06:27,943 --> 01:06:28,944
You can't keep feeling jealous.
1185
01:06:29,027 --> 01:06:30,028
Tell me why
1186
01:06:30,153 --> 01:06:31,530
He shouldn't press charges. - Cal--
1187
01:06:31,655 --> 01:06:33,448
-Tell me why I shouldn't ruin your life
1188
01:06:33,573 --> 01:06:34,700
just as you destroyed ours.
1189
01:06:34,825 --> 01:06:36,243
- Cal, I have a family... - Tell me, Harry!
1190
01:06:36,368 --> 01:06:38,078
- Pritchard paid me.
1191
01:06:38,203 --> 01:06:39,496
He's drunk.
1192
01:06:39,621 --> 01:06:40,914
He doesn't know what he's talking about.
1193
01:06:41,039 --> 01:06:42,124
- You're a fucking liar.
1194
01:06:42,249 --> 01:06:44,084
"Be very careful, Harry."
1195
01:06:45,836 --> 01:06:48,338
I had nothing to do with this.
1196
01:06:48,463 --> 01:06:50,424
I give you my word.
1197
01:06:50,549 --> 01:06:52,426
- You see, the thing is,
1198
01:06:52,551 --> 01:06:54,261
We all know what your word is worth.
1199
01:06:55,971 --> 01:06:57,597
And even though a lot has changed around here
1200
01:06:57,723 --> 01:07:00,726
While I was away, you...
1201
01:07:00,851 --> 01:07:02,394
You're still lying just the same,
1202
01:07:02,519 --> 01:07:05,147
You've always been a sneaky little mouse.
1203
01:07:12,446 --> 01:07:14,990
- Abi, I didn't have anything to do... - No.
1204
01:07:27,586 --> 01:07:28,879
- Cal! - Come on.
1205
01:07:29,004 --> 01:07:30,422
- Talk to me.
1206
01:07:32,716 --> 01:07:34,259
Let me take you there.
1207
01:07:42,100 --> 01:07:44,186
- I was starting to get to know him all over again.
1208
01:07:48,106 --> 01:07:50,442
Why do we always put things off until it's too late?
1209
01:07:51,485 --> 01:07:53,320
- That's not true.
1210
01:07:59,701 --> 01:08:00,827
Jake.
1211
01:08:02,162 --> 01:08:03,872
- I'm pleased to say that your father's surgery was a success.
1212
01:08:03,997 --> 01:08:06,208
It was a success.
1213
01:08:06,333 --> 01:08:09,461
We're going to transfer him to the intensive care unit now.
1214
01:08:09,586 --> 01:08:10,921
- Thank you.
1215
01:08:32,818 --> 01:08:34,861
This song brings back a lot of memories for me.
1216
01:08:34,986 --> 01:08:37,072
- Hi. - Hi.
1217
01:08:37,197 --> 01:08:39,032
Which one are you looking at?
1218
01:08:39,157 --> 01:08:40,867
"I remember that night."
1219
01:08:40,992 --> 01:08:42,536
It feels like it was just yesterday.
1220
01:08:42,661 --> 01:08:45,288
God, I was so nervous.
1221
01:08:45,413 --> 01:08:48,917
- I used to love guys with guitars.
1222
01:08:49,042 --> 01:08:50,585
- I probably shouldn't have sold mine back then.
1223
01:08:55,924 --> 01:08:57,300
- We look so young.
1224
01:09:00,929 --> 01:09:03,515
We look forward to seeing you.
1225
01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:04,891
- We were.
1226
01:09:08,937 --> 01:09:10,522
I've wasted a lot of time.
1227
01:09:13,859 --> 01:09:15,735
I don't want to waste any more.
1228
01:09:45,015 --> 01:09:46,308
Tomorrow.
1229
01:09:46,433 --> 01:09:47,434
- Tomorrow.
1230
01:09:52,105 --> 01:09:55,025
- Uncle Cal, you know...?
1231
01:09:55,150 --> 01:09:57,319
Oh. Hello, miss.
1232
01:09:58,862 --> 01:10:00,280
- Hi, Romy.
1233
01:10:07,037 --> 01:10:08,580
- We're in serious trouble.
1234
01:10:13,752 --> 01:10:16,296
- Hey, I'll leave it at that.
1235
01:10:16,421 --> 01:10:17,547
That's my job.
1236
01:10:18,882 --> 01:10:20,759
Just in time.
1237
01:10:20,884 --> 01:10:22,052
By the way, it's love.
1238
01:10:22,177 --> 01:10:23,637
I don't hate.
1239
01:10:23,762 --> 01:10:25,222
- What is it?
1240
01:10:25,347 --> 01:10:26,848
- Romeo and Juliet.
1241
01:10:32,437 --> 01:10:36,107
Oh, don't hang around.
1242
01:10:36,233 --> 01:10:37,567
That's the conclusion.
1243
01:10:44,908 --> 01:10:47,744
- Yeah...
1244
01:10:47,869 --> 01:10:49,246
Oh, I see...
1245
01:10:51,456 --> 01:10:52,791
All right.
1246
01:10:52,916 --> 01:10:54,376
Okay, thanks.
1247
01:10:55,543 --> 01:10:57,379
- What did they say?
1248
01:10:57,504 --> 01:10:59,547
- It doesn't matter that we've qualified for the final.
1249
01:10:59,673 --> 01:11:00,966
They're not going to grant us a business loan.
1250
01:11:01,091 --> 01:11:02,342
for a new microbrewery.
1251
01:11:07,973 --> 01:11:09,891
How about a crowdfunding page?
1252
01:11:10,016 --> 01:11:11,685
People raise thousands of dollars that way.
1253
01:11:11,810 --> 01:11:14,604
"We don't have enough time, miss."
1254
01:11:14,729 --> 01:11:16,481
- Yes.
1255
01:11:16,606 --> 01:11:17,941
We have to start brewing beer by the end of the week.
1256
01:11:18,066 --> 01:11:21,528
to at least have the chance to have a beer ready in time.
1257
01:11:21,653 --> 01:11:23,655
Forget about the competition.
1258
01:11:23,738 --> 01:11:24,739
It's over.
1259
01:11:24,864 --> 01:11:26,241
We've run out of road.
1260
01:11:27,409 --> 01:11:29,327
The pub isn't sustainable.
1261
01:11:48,179 --> 01:11:49,472
All right, let's do it!
1262
01:11:50,932 --> 01:11:56,396
To gather around.
1263
01:11:56,521 --> 01:11:58,773
God gave us two hands.
1264
01:11:58,898 --> 01:12:01,776
One to help ourselves.
1265
01:12:01,901 --> 01:12:04,195
The second is to help others.
1266
01:12:04,321 --> 01:12:05,864
- And we're here to help.
1267
01:12:07,824 --> 01:12:11,536
—I'm really sorry for what I did.
1268
01:12:11,661 --> 01:12:14,122
I want to help fix things.
1269
01:12:14,247 --> 01:12:15,665
So we had a talk,
1270
01:12:15,790 --> 01:12:19,878
and the town would like to buy you a new homebrewing kit.
1271
01:12:28,261 --> 01:12:30,263
Pritchard was trying to persuade us to invest.
1272
01:12:30,388 --> 01:12:32,724
in a racehorse union.
1273
01:12:32,849 --> 01:12:35,602
- But we prefer to invest close to home.
1274
01:12:35,727 --> 01:12:37,145
- There are six thousand five hundred
1275
01:12:37,270 --> 01:12:39,689
and four pounds there.
1276
01:12:39,814 --> 01:12:41,191
- I don't know what to say.
1277
01:12:41,316 --> 01:12:44,194
This is... this is so generous.
1278
01:12:44,319 --> 01:12:47,364
Thank you, everyone.
1279
01:12:47,489 --> 01:12:50,533
Anyway, you'll see that you need a beer-making kit.
1280
01:12:50,658 --> 01:12:54,746
that is capable of producing the volume we need...
1281
01:12:54,871 --> 01:12:56,873
You're talking about 15,000.
1282
01:12:56,998 --> 01:12:58,708
- Fifteen?
1283
01:12:58,833 --> 01:13:00,418
I'll make up the rest.
1284
01:13:02,253 --> 01:13:05,006
It's pointless for dust to collect under my mattress.
1285
01:13:05,131 --> 01:13:08,301
- Paxman, that's almost nine thousand.
1286
01:13:08,426 --> 01:13:12,097
- Eight thousand four hundred ninety-six, to be exact.
1287
01:13:12,222 --> 01:13:13,348
- Why would you do that?
1288
01:13:13,473 --> 01:13:16,434
- I'm banned from all pubs from Minehead to Mendip.
1289
01:13:16,559 --> 01:13:18,603
Where else am I going to get a damn pint?
1290
01:13:18,728 --> 01:13:20,438
Yes, that's right.
1291
01:13:27,112 --> 01:13:28,363
- Hi, Grandpa.
1292
01:13:28,488 --> 01:13:30,448
- Hi, honey.
1293
01:13:32,534 --> 01:13:33,535
- How are you feeling?
1294
01:13:33,660 --> 01:13:35,495
Much better. Ready to go home.
1295
01:13:37,330 --> 01:13:40,041
What on earth are you dressed up as?
1296
01:13:40,166 --> 01:13:41,584
Have I started taking morphine again?
1297
01:13:41,709 --> 01:13:44,462
We needed a compelling marketing story for the beer.
1298
01:13:44,587 --> 01:13:46,714
That resonates with our family history.
1299
01:13:46,840 --> 01:13:48,425
- What, are we all crazy?
1300
01:13:48,550 --> 01:13:50,301
- That we are descendants of muleteers.
1301
01:13:50,427 --> 01:13:53,513
- Dad, every successful brand has a story,
1302
01:13:53,638 --> 01:13:56,266
and ours dates back two hundred years.
1303
01:13:56,391 --> 01:13:58,810
- So let's take the traditional route to get to the market.
1304
01:13:58,935 --> 01:14:01,646
and show those CAMRA judges what this is all about.
1305
01:14:01,771 --> 01:14:04,482
- Your mother would be very proud of both of you.
1306
01:14:04,607 --> 01:14:06,276
and thus coming together.
1307
01:14:06,401 --> 01:14:08,445
- That's all.
1308
01:14:08,570 --> 01:14:11,906
That's what we should call the beer.
1309
01:14:16,119 --> 01:14:19,247
I feel like a medieval Uber driver.
1310
01:14:33,386 --> 01:14:35,054
That outfit looks good on you, you know?
1311
01:14:35,180 --> 01:14:37,265
We look like extras from *Poldark*.
1312
01:14:39,434 --> 01:14:41,060
Are we going to have to pay the congestion charge?
1313
01:14:41,144 --> 01:14:42,145
- I don't know what the law is,
1314
01:14:42,270 --> 01:14:44,731
But I don't think we can travel in the dark.
1315
01:14:44,856 --> 01:14:46,441
I think we should have left a little earlier.
1316
01:14:46,566 --> 01:14:48,776
Yeah, the truth is, we didn't really think it through, did we?
1317
01:14:48,902 --> 01:14:50,278
- I hope these horses have night vision,
1318
01:14:50,403 --> 01:14:51,946
Because I can't see a thing.
1319
01:14:53,948 --> 01:14:55,408
That's how it should have been.
1320
01:14:55,533 --> 01:14:58,703
For our ancestors, hundreds of years ago.
1321
01:15:00,413 --> 01:15:01,873
Have you ever wished you had been born back then?
1322
01:15:03,166 --> 01:15:04,334
Sometimes I think about a simpler life
1323
01:15:04,459 --> 01:15:05,668
That would have been better for me.
1324
01:15:06,628 --> 01:15:08,671
- Now you're forgetting... the workhouses,
1325
01:15:10,507 --> 01:15:12,884
prisons for debtors...
1326
01:15:13,009 --> 01:15:15,345
public hangings...
1327
01:15:15,428 --> 01:15:16,429
potato famine.
1328
01:15:16,554 --> 01:15:18,056
- Aside from them.
1329
01:15:18,181 --> 01:15:19,641
- Gonorrhea, which used to be very common...
1330
01:15:19,849 --> 01:15:21,309
Damn it!
1331
01:15:21,851 --> 01:15:23,686
- Cholera.
1332
01:15:23,811 --> 01:15:25,939
Even a glass of water could have killed you.
1333
01:15:26,064 --> 01:15:27,148
- They would have thrown me into a mental hospital.
1334
01:15:27,273 --> 01:15:29,317
before you could say "happy pill."
1335
01:15:29,442 --> 01:15:30,902
- You know it probably would have ended the same way
1336
01:15:31,027 --> 01:15:33,196
married to a lunatic.
1337
01:15:33,321 --> 01:15:35,114
- I'm really sorry, man.
1338
01:15:37,408 --> 01:15:39,452
- I can understand how he could have left me.
1339
01:15:43,414 --> 01:15:45,500
I can't understand how he could have left Romy.
1340
01:15:47,293 --> 01:15:48,419
- You're a great dad.
1341
01:15:51,548 --> 01:15:55,343
- Yes, she's happy that her Uncle Cal is here.
1342
01:15:55,468 --> 01:15:56,594
We all are.
1343
01:15:59,556 --> 01:16:01,474
- I love you, too. - I didn't say that.
1344
01:16:05,937 --> 01:16:08,773
—Well, it looks like the muleteers are causing quite a stir.
1345
01:16:08,856 --> 01:16:10,692
with the craft beer community.
1346
01:16:10,775 --> 01:16:11,776
What's up, Instagram?
1347
01:16:11,901 --> 01:16:13,069
Here we are in the big city.
1348
01:16:13,194 --> 01:16:14,320
What on earth are they thinking?
1349
01:16:14,404 --> 01:16:15,405
They say they're keeping an eye on things
1350
01:16:15,530 --> 01:16:17,782
a traditional way to reach the market.
1351
01:16:17,907 --> 01:16:21,119
Yes. They're getting a lot of "likes."
1352
01:16:21,244 --> 01:16:23,204
Oh, comments and shares.
1353
01:16:23,329 --> 01:16:25,790
- It's a craft beer awards ceremony, not a costume contest.
1354
01:16:25,915 --> 01:16:27,917
- Make sure there's plenty of beer.
1355
01:16:28,042 --> 01:16:29,252
Did you like it?
1356
01:16:29,377 --> 01:16:31,796
- Not me. My finger just slipped.
1357
01:16:40,805 --> 01:16:42,307
- Afternoon.
1358
01:16:42,432 --> 01:16:44,434
- Hi. - Drovers Arms, tag us!
1359
01:16:55,862 --> 01:16:57,155
Hmm.
1360
01:16:59,073 --> 01:17:02,577
- Oh, man, this looks good. Where's the bar?
1361
01:17:02,702 --> 01:17:03,745
- Good afternoon.
1362
01:17:03,870 --> 01:17:08,499
Welcome to the 35th edition of the Great British CAMRA Real Ale Awards.
1363
01:17:08,625 --> 01:17:10,668
Today, for the first time in history,
1364
01:17:10,793 --> 01:17:14,005
Two rival pubs in Birchbury, Somerset.
1365
01:17:14,130 --> 01:17:16,174
The Drovers Arms and the George Inn
1366
01:17:16,299 --> 01:17:19,385
They will compete against each other to be crowned
1367
01:17:19,510 --> 01:17:22,722
Winner of the Best Beer in Great Britain award.
1368
01:17:22,847 --> 01:17:24,474
Well, in a small town like yours,
1369
01:17:24,599 --> 01:17:26,851
I imagine the rivalries run very deep.
1370
01:17:26,976 --> 01:17:28,186
Is this some kind of grudge match?
1371
01:17:28,311 --> 01:17:29,312
- One that dates back a long time
1372
01:17:29,437 --> 01:17:31,856
the Gallows Rebellion of 1685.
1373
01:17:31,981 --> 01:17:34,233
—Yes, of course. Edward Pritchard's ancestors.
1374
01:17:34,359 --> 01:17:35,652
They were loyal to the crown, but peasants like us...
1375
01:17:35,777 --> 01:17:37,111
He talked nonsense to the aristocrats.
1376
01:17:37,236 --> 01:17:38,780
- Yeah, and give it to those snobby idiots.
1377
01:17:38,905 --> 01:17:40,365
- Yeah, yeah, and that's exactly
1378
01:17:40,490 --> 01:17:42,116
what we're going to do again today.
1379
01:17:42,241 --> 01:17:43,826
- Yes!
1380
01:17:43,951 --> 01:17:45,203
- Who are you?!
1381
01:17:45,328 --> 01:17:46,829
Who are you?! Who are you?!
1382
01:17:46,954 --> 01:17:47,955
Who are you?
1383
01:17:48,081 --> 01:17:52,043
Who are you?! Who are you?! Who are you?!
1384
01:17:52,168 --> 01:17:54,712
- Obviously, this competition means a great deal
1385
01:17:54,837 --> 01:17:56,673
To the good people of Somerset.
1386
01:17:56,798 --> 01:17:58,174
Back with you in the studio.
1387
01:17:58,299 --> 01:18:00,093
- It's not just a competition.
1388
01:18:00,218 --> 01:18:02,720
Beer has played a crucial yet underappreciated role
1389
01:18:02,845 --> 01:18:04,514
in the reproduction of our species.
1390
01:18:04,639 --> 01:18:05,723
- In what way, Paxman?
1391
01:18:05,848 --> 01:18:08,976
- Helping unattractive people have sex since 32 B.C.
1392
01:18:11,562 --> 01:18:13,523
Is this a little faster?
1393
01:18:13,648 --> 01:18:16,150
Oh, okay, you're a little too close, buddy.
1394
01:18:16,234 --> 01:18:17,235
Where the heck are they?
1395
01:18:17,360 --> 01:18:18,903
They were supposed to be here an hour ago.
1396
01:18:19,028 --> 01:18:20,154
Do you have maps on your phone?
1397
01:18:20,279 --> 01:18:21,489
I don't know where we're going.
1398
01:18:21,614 --> 01:18:23,908
It's like a cabinet on wheels.
1399
01:18:23,991 --> 01:18:25,201
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, best regards, I'm sorry. - Thank you.
1400
01:18:25,284 --> 01:18:26,285
I'm sorry.
1401
01:18:26,411 --> 01:18:27,912
Come on, come on!
1402
01:18:28,037 --> 01:18:29,497
- How much time do we have?
1403
01:18:29,622 --> 01:18:31,082
- Hey, 20 minutes.
1404
01:18:31,207 --> 01:18:32,500
This is your last call.
1405
01:18:32,625 --> 01:18:34,919
- No. It keeps going to voicemail.
1406
01:18:35,044 --> 01:18:36,963
They haven't posted anything in a very long time either.
1407
01:18:37,088 --> 01:18:39,799
- When they fail to win anything and the pub is seized,
1408
01:18:39,924 --> 01:18:43,010
I'm going to buy it at an auction and just leave it empty.
1409
01:18:43,136 --> 01:18:44,470
- Why would you do that?
1410
01:18:44,595 --> 01:18:46,013
- So when those traitors are thirsty
1411
01:18:46,097 --> 01:18:47,098
and come and knock on my door,
1412
01:18:47,223 --> 01:18:48,433
I'd be more than happy to tell you all about them.
1413
01:18:48,558 --> 01:18:49,809
They are banned.
1414
01:18:49,934 --> 01:18:51,436
- Looking for signs for Olympia.
1415
01:18:51,561 --> 01:18:53,062
The horses know we're lost.
1416
01:18:53,187 --> 01:18:54,731
- Yes, we took the wrong path.
1417
01:18:55,481 --> 01:18:56,566
- Still no sign of them, huh?
1418
01:18:56,691 --> 01:18:57,692
- No, I checked the parking lot.
1419
01:18:57,817 --> 01:18:59,569
- Of course.
1420
01:18:59,694 --> 01:19:01,279
—They'd better hurry up.
1421
01:19:01,404 --> 01:19:03,448
The judges will begin the tasting shortly.
1422
01:19:03,573 --> 01:19:05,324
- That's like a hug in a glass.
1423
01:19:05,408 --> 01:19:06,409
That's the last straw.
1424
01:19:06,534 --> 01:19:07,618
It has hints of caramel.
1425
01:19:07,744 --> 01:19:10,288
It's really, uh, exciting.
1426
01:19:11,581 --> 01:19:12,999
- Yes, that's right.
1427
01:19:13,124 --> 01:19:14,167
- Sign. Olympia. There it is.
1428
01:19:14,292 --> 01:19:15,668
There, there, there. — I see.
1429
01:19:15,793 --> 01:19:17,962
- The excitement is building as we wait
1430
01:19:18,087 --> 01:19:21,340
for the results of the Best British Beer of the Year.
1431
01:19:21,466 --> 01:19:23,634
Next to me is the two-time
1432
01:19:23,760 --> 01:19:26,012
Winner of the award for Britain's best beer.
1433
01:19:26,137 --> 01:19:28,347
Edward Pritchard, from the Pritchard Brewery.
1434
01:19:28,473 --> 01:19:29,932
Do you think you can be the first brewer?
1435
01:19:30,057 --> 01:19:31,309
To win the Triple Crown?
1436
01:19:31,434 --> 01:19:33,644
Let's just say I'm eager to make history.
1437
01:19:35,021 --> 01:19:37,899
- Excuse me, you can't park a vehicle here.
1438
01:19:38,024 --> 01:19:40,568
—Well, that's not a vehicle, buddy.
1439
01:19:40,693 --> 01:19:42,361
It's a horse.
1440
01:19:42,487 --> 01:19:44,280
- Now that's a master class in balance.
1441
01:19:44,405 --> 01:19:45,615
Bitterness, sweetness.
1442
01:19:45,740 --> 01:19:47,074
It's like walking a tightrope.
1443
01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:49,160
There's a sense of danger. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1444
01:19:49,285 --> 01:19:51,621
But there's also a sense of security.
1445
01:19:51,746 --> 01:19:52,914
As if I were falling,
1446
01:19:53,039 --> 01:19:54,499
I know there's a group of firefighters
1447
01:19:54,624 --> 01:19:56,584
waiting to catch me with their big trampoline.
1448
01:19:56,709 --> 01:19:57,919
- I feel exactly the same way.
1449
01:19:58,044 --> 01:20:00,254
A huge trampoline.
1450
01:20:00,379 --> 01:20:02,215
Huge firefighters. - Huge firefighters.
1451
01:20:04,383 --> 01:20:05,468
I'm sorry.
1452
01:20:07,178 --> 01:20:10,056
- Drovers Arms. You're late.
1453
01:20:10,139 --> 01:20:11,140
What stopped you?
1454
01:20:11,265 --> 01:20:12,475
Highway bandits?
1455
01:20:12,600 --> 01:20:13,768
- No, we got lost.
1456
01:20:13,851 --> 01:20:14,852
Okay, we really got lost
1457
01:20:14,977 --> 01:20:16,687
and then we woke up late this morning.
1458
01:20:16,771 --> 01:20:18,606
and the horses needed water and...
1459
01:20:18,689 --> 01:20:19,690
A little nervous.
1460
01:20:19,816 --> 01:20:22,109
Do you mind if...?
1461
01:20:25,071 --> 01:20:26,113
Oh, that's really nice.
1462
01:20:26,239 --> 01:20:27,657
- Shut up.
1463
01:20:27,782 --> 01:20:29,617
- Technically, you--
1464
01:20:29,742 --> 01:20:32,578
- Technically, you're disqualified.
1465
01:20:32,662 --> 01:20:33,663
If we make an exception to the rules for you,
1466
01:20:33,788 --> 01:20:35,623
We have to adapt to the circumstances for everyone else's sake.
1467
01:20:37,208 --> 01:20:41,003
- Hey, we know your time is valuable,
1468
01:20:41,128 --> 01:20:43,756
But we know we've come a long way, both emotionally and personally.
1469
01:20:43,881 --> 01:20:46,884
and geographically to put it together for you.
1470
01:20:47,009 --> 01:20:50,012
And yes, we may have been a little disappointed.
1471
01:20:50,137 --> 01:20:52,181
But not this beer.
1472
01:20:52,306 --> 01:20:54,016
All right.
1473
01:20:54,141 --> 01:20:55,977
It's really great.
1474
01:21:11,033 --> 01:21:12,618
- He may be dressed like a beggar,
1475
01:21:12,743 --> 01:21:14,370
But are you ready to live like one?
1476
01:21:14,495 --> 01:21:15,955
- Cal may not be a millionaire,
1477
01:21:16,080 --> 01:21:17,915
But at least he isn't morally bankrupt.
1478
01:21:19,834 --> 01:21:21,043
Prat.
1479
01:21:27,758 --> 01:21:32,388
- Hmm, that's disappointing, Jeremy.
1480
01:21:32,513 --> 01:21:34,098
- He's way too immature.
1481
01:21:34,223 --> 01:21:35,933
- I don't think he knows what it is yet.
1482
01:21:36,058 --> 01:21:37,310
- Yes, but at the same time, it's too much.
1483
01:21:37,435 --> 01:21:38,853
- Hmm. - I like jam.
1484
01:21:38,978 --> 01:21:40,354
I don't want the wasps to chase me.
1485
01:21:40,479 --> 01:21:41,981
- Exactly. It's... it's, um...
1486
01:21:42,064 --> 01:21:43,065
It's...
1487
01:21:43,190 --> 01:21:44,901
- Shit. - That's exactly what it is.
1488
01:21:45,026 --> 01:21:46,986
It's officially crap.
1489
01:21:47,069 --> 01:21:48,070
Could all the competitors?
1490
01:21:48,195 --> 01:21:50,197
Please go to the prizes section.
1491
01:21:50,323 --> 01:21:52,867
The awards ceremony is about to begin.
1492
01:22:07,006 --> 01:22:09,300
- Good afternoon, everyone.
1493
01:22:09,425 --> 01:22:12,470
Today we're gathering to honor the best.
1494
01:22:12,595 --> 01:22:15,514
in the British beer industry.
1495
01:22:15,640 --> 01:22:17,892
- Yes, those grass wizards,
1496
01:22:18,017 --> 01:22:21,145
The malt wizards who turn water into magic
1497
01:22:21,270 --> 01:22:23,314
And leap toward happiness!
1498
01:22:23,439 --> 01:22:25,650
- Hooray!
1499
01:22:25,775 --> 01:22:27,318
- So, without further ado,
1500
01:22:27,443 --> 01:22:30,780
This year's winners of the Best Beer in Great Britain award are...
1501
01:22:30,905 --> 01:22:32,615
In the Gold category,
1502
01:22:32,740 --> 01:22:35,034
Non-Return Pint, Ironwood Ales.
1503
01:22:47,588 --> 01:22:51,258
- In the Bitter category, Best Bitter...
1504
01:22:51,384 --> 01:22:52,426
Cheerful and carefree,
1505
01:22:52,551 --> 01:22:53,594
Pritchard Brewery. - Awesome!
1506
01:22:53,719 --> 01:22:55,888
- Come on! Yes!
1507
01:22:57,098 --> 01:22:58,391
- Conceited idiot.
1508
01:23:00,226 --> 01:23:01,519
- Thank you.
1509
01:23:05,773 --> 01:23:09,110
- Strong Bitter, Village Idiot, Barley There Brewery.
1510
01:23:11,320 --> 01:23:14,240
Specialty: Hopmen of the Apocalypse,
1511
01:23:14,365 --> 01:23:15,574
Bingham Brewery.
1512
01:23:17,576 --> 01:23:20,955
Stout Beers: Malty fiction—beers for grumpy old men!
1513
01:23:25,459 --> 01:23:27,628
- And in the "Suave" category...
1514
01:23:32,258 --> 01:23:33,259
- A mother's pride,
1515
01:23:33,384 --> 01:23:34,927
The Drovers Arms Brewery!
1516
01:23:37,096 --> 01:23:39,015
- "Yes, come on in!"
1517
01:23:43,561 --> 01:23:45,187
- We couldn't have done it without you, my friend.
1518
01:23:47,106 --> 01:23:50,192
Oh, well done.
1519
01:23:50,317 --> 01:23:52,069
Good job, honey.
1520
01:24:00,286 --> 01:24:01,454
- Nice to meet you!
1521
01:24:01,579 --> 01:24:04,331
- Congratulations to all our winners!
1522
01:24:04,457 --> 01:24:07,793
and our deepest condolences to all those who have suffered a loss.
1523
01:24:07,918 --> 01:24:12,882
But today, there can only be one ultimate champion.
1524
01:24:13,007 --> 01:24:16,052
Our judges voted unanimously.
1525
01:24:16,177 --> 01:24:19,013
Everyone agreed that the appearance,
1526
01:24:19,138 --> 01:24:23,726
The aroma and flavor of this beer were truly unique.
1527
01:24:23,851 --> 01:24:25,853
- That's right, and I'm very pleased.
1528
01:24:25,978 --> 01:24:27,104
to present this year's award
1529
01:24:27,229 --> 01:24:30,107
Award for Best Beer in Great Britain...
1530
01:24:33,319 --> 01:24:34,320
to The Drovers Arms,
1531
01:24:34,445 --> 01:24:36,197
for its light beer, Mother's Pride.
1532
01:24:41,368 --> 01:24:42,620
- That's incredible.
1533
01:24:47,333 --> 01:24:48,751
- Well, that was a piece of cake.
1534
01:24:50,586 --> 01:24:52,671
- Hey, first of all,
1535
01:24:52,797 --> 01:24:54,548
We must thank the Muleteers' Corps.
1536
01:24:56,050 --> 01:24:58,052
- We love you.
1537
01:24:58,177 --> 01:25:01,388
"You, you... know what you did."
1538
01:25:01,514 --> 01:25:04,642
and he will not be forgotten.
1539
01:25:04,767 --> 01:25:09,814
Second, every art form needs a source of inspiration.
1540
01:25:09,939 --> 01:25:12,525
And brewing is no different.
1541
01:25:12,650 --> 01:25:16,362
- A mother's pride is bold, genuine,
1542
01:25:16,487 --> 01:25:19,657
bold and full of heart.
1543
01:25:19,782 --> 01:25:21,826
Our mother was all of that.
1544
01:25:21,951 --> 01:25:24,286
and that's why we're dedicating this to him
1545
01:25:24,411 --> 01:25:26,622
and our beer for her.
1546
01:25:26,747 --> 01:25:28,124
—We're really sorry you couldn't be here.
1547
01:25:28,249 --> 01:25:30,918
Come have a pint with us today.
1548
01:25:31,043 --> 01:25:32,211
Thank you. - Thank you.
1549
01:25:41,345 --> 01:25:43,472
"There's no conspiracy, Edward."
1550
01:25:43,597 --> 01:25:45,307
The fact is that Hoppy-Go-Lucky
1551
01:25:45,432 --> 01:25:47,852
It wasn't as good as their previous offers.
1552
01:25:47,977 --> 01:25:50,062
- Maybe you should focus on brewing beer.
1553
01:25:50,187 --> 01:25:52,148
instead of making history.
1554
01:25:52,273 --> 01:25:53,440
- You're going to regret this.
1555
01:25:55,484 --> 01:25:56,902
- Not as much as you.
1556
01:25:57,027 --> 01:25:59,238
You are ineligible for these prizes.
1557
01:25:59,363 --> 01:26:02,575
- Come on! Pritchard's Brewery is the award winner.
1558
01:26:04,869 --> 01:26:06,120
Come on, let's go.
1559
01:26:06,245 --> 01:26:08,998
"Go to hell, you idiot, and go make some cider!"
1560
01:26:14,295 --> 01:26:17,173
—Hi, everyone, I'm David Schumer.
1561
01:26:17,298 --> 01:26:18,883
- Congratulations.
1562
01:26:19,008 --> 01:26:22,219
- It is one of the leading investors in craft beer.
1563
01:26:23,888 --> 01:26:27,099
- I can see that you have a talent for and a passion for brewing.
1564
01:26:27,224 --> 01:26:28,517
You've done a great job on social media.
1565
01:26:28,642 --> 01:26:30,060
Building Your Brand.
1566
01:26:31,312 --> 01:26:33,147
My specialty is finance.
1567
01:26:33,272 --> 01:26:35,691
I run profitable and successful breweries.
1568
01:26:35,816 --> 01:26:37,860
And I'd like to do it with you.
1569
01:26:37,985 --> 01:26:39,612
- How much are you offering?
1570
01:26:39,737 --> 01:26:42,865
It will be a considerable investment.
1571
01:26:42,990 --> 01:26:45,701
to reach a much broader consumer base.
1572
01:26:45,826 --> 01:26:47,411
- I mean, it sounds great,
1573
01:26:47,536 --> 01:26:50,915
But, anyway, this is a community beer.
1574
01:26:51,040 --> 01:26:53,042
- Mm-hmm. - Made in town.
1575
01:26:53,167 --> 01:26:54,293
- Community-owned property.
1576
01:26:54,418 --> 01:26:57,379
- So first we need to discuss it with our partners.
1577
01:26:57,504 --> 01:26:59,715
- Sure. When... when can I meet them?
1578
01:26:59,840 --> 01:27:03,260
- Hey, well, what now?
1579
01:27:04,511 --> 01:27:06,263
- Cheers!
1580
01:28:33,559 --> 01:28:35,311
- Woo!
1581
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Let me hear you say it!
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- Thank you!
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- Hey! You damn drivers!
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I'm trying to save the planet!
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Oh, shit.
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