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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,560 --> 00:00:03,600 ♪♪ [ Cool Jazz ] 2 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:32,880 ♪♪ [ Upbeat Theme ] 3 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:48,280 [ Baby Talk ] 4 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:51,120 MOMMY’S GOING TO THE BEAUTY PARLOR, DARLING. [ Giggling ] 5 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:53,960 BUT I’M LEAVING YOU WITH YOUR FAVORITE FRIEND, ROGER. 6 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:56,840 HE’S GOING TO TAKE VERY, VERY GOOD CARE OF YOU. 7 00:00:56,920 --> 00:01:00,640 BECAUSE IF HE DOESN’T, HE’S GOING BACK TO THE SCIENCE LAB. 8 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:02,800 P-P-PLEASE, DON’T WORRY. 9 00:01:02,880 --> 00:01:05,080 WHATEVER YOU SAY. YES, MA’AM. 10 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:07,800 AYE, AYE, SIR. OKEYDOKEY. 11 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:11,240 WHY, I’LL TAKE CARE OF HIM LIKE HE WAS MY OWN BROTHER. 12 00:01:11,320 --> 00:01:15,280 OR MY OWN SISTER. OW ! OR MY BROTHER’S SISTER. 13 00:01:15,360 --> 00:01:18,760 - OR MY SECOND COUSIN, WHO IS TWICE REMOVED-- - COOKIE ! 14 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:22,760 OR MY NINTH COUSIN, WHO IS NINE TIMES REMOVED FROM HIS PLACE OUTSIDE. 15 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:27,080 OR LIKE MY FIFTEENTH COUSIN, WHO IS SIXTEEN TIMES REMOVED FROM HIS MOTHER’S SIDE. 16 00:01:27,160 --> 00:01:29,080 OR LIKE MY TWENTY-SECOND COUSIN, 17 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:32,760 WHO IS THIRTY-SEVEN TIMES REMOVED FROM HIS FATHER’S SIDE, COOKIE. 18 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:34,760 WHO IS 11 TIMES REMOVED-- 19 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:40,440 ...LIKE MY SEVENTEENTH COUSIN, WHO IS 156 TIMES REMOVED FROM ANY SIDE ! 20 00:01:40,520 --> 00:01:43,120 [ Pots Crashing, Glass Shattering ] 21 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:50,600 [ Horn Honking ] AAH ! 22 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:54,800 I’LL SAVE YA, BABY ! 23 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:57,000 COOKIE. 24 00:01:57,080 --> 00:01:59,600 DON’T BURN YOURSELF, BABY HERMAN ! WHOA ! 25 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:02,920 [ Spluttering ] WHOA ! AH ! W-WHOA ! 26 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:07,200 WHOA ! WOW ! 27 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:09,960 WHOA ! 28 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:13,880 WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS ? BOY, IT’S DARK IN HERE. 29 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:16,440 DON’T THEY PAY THEIR ELECTRICITY ? 30 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:18,440 WHAT HAPPENED ? I’LL FIND YA, BABY ! WHERE ARE YOU ? 31 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:21,280 [ Giggling ] COOKIE. WHERE AM I ? 32 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:26,560 - [ Roger ] WHAT’S THAT SMOKE ? - [ Giggling, Gurgling ] 33 00:02:26,640 --> 00:02:29,920 [ Baby Talk ] 34 00:02:31,640 --> 00:02:33,560 [ Roger Yelping ] 35 00:02:33,640 --> 00:02:37,600 WHOA ! 36 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:41,800 WHOA ! 37 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:44,040 WHOA ! 38 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:53,000 [ Electricity Zapping ] 39 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:06,760 - [ Gulping ] - COOKIE. 40 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:09,680 [ Steam Whistling ] WAH ! 41 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:14,400 COOKIE. 42 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:17,360 [ Giggling ] 43 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:21,440 I’M HERE, BAB-- AAH ! 44 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:24,160 [ Gulps ] 45 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:29,760 [ Baby Talk ] 46 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:33,840 [ Muffled Shouting ] 47 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:37,680 WAH ! 48 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:40,120 [ Motor Humming ] 49 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:43,200 [ Groaning ] 50 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:44,960 COOKIE. 51 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:46,960 [ Air Hissing ] 52 00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:51,400 WAH ! 53 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:53,840 [ Blubbering ] 54 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:59,280 [ Muffled Shouting ] 55 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:02,280 [ Grunting, Arms Creaking ] 56 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:04,280 COOKIE. AHH. 57 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:10,560 [ Tweeting ] [ Man ] CUT ! 58 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:12,960 [ Bell Buzzing ] [ Man #2 ] ALL RIGHT, THAT’S THE SHOT. 59 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:15,280 [ Man ] CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT ! 60 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:18,680 [ Man’s Voice ] WHAT THE HELL WAS WRONG WITH THAT TAKE ? NOTHING WITH YOU, BABY HERMAN. 61 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:21,040 YOU WERE GREAT. YOU WERE PERFECT. YOU WERE BETTER THAN PERFECT. 62 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:23,600 [ Birds Tweeting ] JUST ROGER. HE KEEPS BLOWING HIS LINES ! 63 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:26,240 ROGER, WHAT’S THIS ? A TWEETING BIRD. 64 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:28,240 A TWEETING BIRD ? 65 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:30,240 ♪♪ [ Upbeat Theme ] ROGER, READ THE SCRIPT. LOOK WHAT IT SAYS. 66 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:33,680 IT SAYS, "RABBIT GETS CLUNKED. RABBIT SEES STARS." 67 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:35,680 [ Mumbling Incoherently ] NOT BIRDS, STARS ! 68 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:37,840 CAN WE LOSE THE PLAYBACK, PLEASE ? ♪♪ [ Music Stops ] 69 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:40,800 ROGER, YOU’RE KILLIN’ ME. KILLIN’ ME. FOR CRYIN’ OUT LOUD, ROGER ! 70 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:43,520 HOW THE HELL MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO DO THIS DAMN SCENE ? 71 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:46,000 RAOUL, I’LL BE IN MY TRAILER ! 72 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:49,160 TAKIN’ A NAP ! ’SCUSE ME, TOOTS. [ Woman Screams ] 73 00:04:49,240 --> 00:04:52,200 MY STOMACH CAN’T TAKE THIS. THIS SET IS A MESS. CLEAN THIS SET UP. 74 00:04:52,280 --> 00:04:54,480 AND GET HIM OUTTA THERE OR SEAL HIM UP IN IT ! 75 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:56,680 LOSE THE LIGHTS. AND SAY LUNCH. [ Man ] LUNCH ! 76 00:04:56,760 --> 00:04:58,680 [ Bell Rings ] THAT’S LUNCH. WE’RE ON A HALF. 77 00:04:58,760 --> 00:05:00,600 P-PLEASE, RAOUL, I CAN GIVE YOU STARS. 78 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:03,280 JUST DROP THE REFRIGERATOR ON MY HEAD ONE MORE TIME. 79 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:05,440 ROGER, I DROPPED IT ON YOUR HEAD 23 TIMES ALREADY. 80 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:07,440 I CAN TAKE IT. DON’T WORRY ABOUT ME. 81 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:10,920 I’M NOT WORRIED ABOUT YOU. I’M WORRIED ABOUT THE REFRIGERATOR. 82 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:13,560 I CAN GIVE YOU STARS. LOOK ! [ Pan Banging ] 83 00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:17,920 LOOK. LOOK ! 84 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:20,600 [ Roger ] PLEASE, RAOUL. I CAN DO IT, I SWEAR. 85 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:22,600 JUST GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE. [ Exhales ] 86 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:25,160 [ Roger Shouting ] TOONS. 87 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:35,760 MR. MAROON, MR. VALIANT’S HERE TO-- 88 00:05:35,840 --> 00:05:38,800 ♪♪ [ Upbeat Theme ] HE’LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU. 89 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:44,480 ♪♪ [ Music Continues ] 90 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:48,160 [ Bomb Exploding, Music Stops ] 91 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:52,760 NO, NO, NO ! WAIT UNTIL HE GETS TO HIS FEET. THEN HIT HIM WITH THE BOULDER. 92 00:05:52,840 --> 00:05:55,640 RIGHT, R.K. 93 00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:58,960 HOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW ABOUT SHOW BUSINESS, MR. VALIANT ? 94 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:02,600 ONLY THERE’S NO BUSINESS LIKE IT, NO BUSINESS I KNOW. 95 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:05,120 YEAH, AND THERE’S NO BUSINESS MORE EXPENSIVE. 96 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:08,440 I’M 25 GRAND OVER BUDGET ON THE LATEST BABY HERMAN CARTOON. 97 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:11,720 YOU SAW THE RABBIT BLOWIN’ HIS LINES. HE CAN’T KEEP HIS MIND ON HIS WORK. 98 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:14,880 YOU KNOW WHY ? ONE TOO MANY REFRIGERATORS DROPPED ON HIS HEAD ? 99 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:18,360 NAH, HE’S A TOON. YOU CAN DROP ANYTHING YOU WANT ON HIS HEAD, HE’LL SHAKE IT OFF. 100 00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:21,800 BUT BREAK HIS HEART, HE GOES TO PIECES, JUST LIKE YOU OR ME. 101 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:23,840 READ THAT. 102 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:29,440 "SEEN COOING OVER CALAMARI WITH NOT-SO-NEW SUGAR DADDY... 103 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:32,920 WAS JESSICA RABBIT, WIFE OF MAROON CARTOON STAR ROGER." 104 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:34,920 WHAT’S THIS GOT TO DO WITH ME ? 105 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:36,920 YOU’RE THE PRIVATE DETECTIVE. YOU FIGURE IT OUT. 106 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:38,960 LOOK, I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS. 107 00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:43,000 LOOK, VALIANT, HIS WIFE’S POISON, BUT HE THINKS SHE’S BETTY CROCKER. 108 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:45,280 I WANT YOU TO FOLLOW HER. 109 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:49,160 GET ME A COUPLE OF NICE, JUICY PICTURES I CAN WISE THE RABBIT UP WITH. 110 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:51,320 FORGET IT. I DON’T WORK TOONTOWN. 111 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:55,480 WHAT’S WRONG WITH TOONTOWN ? EVERY JOE LOVES TOONTOWN. THEN GET JOE TO DO THE JOB. 112 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:58,120 ’CAUSE I AIN’T GOIN’. WHOA, FELLA. 113 00:06:58,200 --> 00:07:00,680 YOU DON’T WANT TO GO TO TOONTOWN, YOU DON’T HAVE TO GO TO TOONTOWN. 114 00:07:00,760 --> 00:07:03,960 NOBODY SAID YOU HAD TO GO TO TOONTOWN ANYWAY. 115 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:07,480 HAVE A SEAT, VALIANT. 116 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:10,720 THE RABBIT’S WIFE SINGS AT A JOINT CALLED THE INK AND PAINT CLUB. 117 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:14,680 TOON REVUE. STRICTLY HUMANS ONLY, OKAY ? 118 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:18,120 SO WHAT DO YOU THINK, VALIANT ? 119 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:21,560 WELL ? 120 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:29,200 THE JOB’S GONNA COST YA A HUNDRED BUCKS, 121 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:31,920 PLUS EXPENSES. A HUNDRED BUCKS ? THAT’S RIDICULOUS. 122 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:35,520 - SO’S THE JOB. - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 123 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:38,680 YOU GOT YOUR HUNDRED BUCKS. HAVE A DRINK, EDDIE. 124 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:40,960 I DON’T MIND IF I DO. 125 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:44,560 - [ Man ] CAREFUL, DAVE ! DAVE, YOU’RE GONNA DROP IT. - [ Dave ] I GOT IT. 126 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:47,040 [ Dave ] I’M NOT GONNA DROP IT ! [ Man ] YOU’RE DROPPING IT ! 127 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:50,080 WATCH IT ! OH, NO, THE CHAIRS ARE OUT ! 128 00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:53,560 ♪♪ [ "Stars And Stripes Forever" ] [ Men Shouting ] 129 00:07:58,880 --> 00:08:01,720 - [ High-Pitched Trumpeting ] - [ Gasping ] 130 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:03,440 [ Thud ] 131 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:06,760 KINDA JUMPY, AREN’T YA, VALIANT ? 132 00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:10,240 IT’S JUST DUMBO. I KNOW WHO IT IS. 133 00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:13,240 I GOT HIM ON LOAN FROM DISNEY-- 134 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:16,920 HIM AND HALF THE CAST OF FANTASIA. 135 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,400 THE BEST PART IS, 136 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:22,800 THEY WORK FOR PEANUTS. [ Dumbo Cooing ] 137 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:31,360 WELL, I DON’T WORK FOR PEANUTS. 138 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:33,440 WHERE’S THE OTHER $50 ? 139 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:37,920 LET’S CALL THE OTHER $50 A CARROT TO FINISH THE JOB. 140 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,920 YOU BEEN HANGIN’ AROUND RABBITS TOO LONG. 141 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:49,000 HMPH ! 142 00:08:57,760 --> 00:08:59,720 [ Croaking ] 143 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:03,960 ♪♪ [ "The Sorcerer’s Apprentice" Dukas ] 144 00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:10,640 W-WHOOP ! WHOOP ! 145 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:12,640 W-W-WHOA ! 146 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:14,760 [ Crashing ] 147 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:16,760 OH, EXCUSE ME. 148 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:25,440 [ Mooing ] 149 00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:36,400 [ Man Screaming ] OH, OH, OH ! 150 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:40,920 [ Muttering ] 151 00:09:42,560 --> 00:09:44,920 [ Bell Ringing ] 152 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:48,160 [ Chattering ] UH, TAXI ? UH, CAB ? 153 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:50,680 [ Laughing ] HI, THERE. 154 00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:57,200 WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE, A BANK ? 155 00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:02,280 [ Bell Ringing ] 156 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:10,000 WAIT FOR ME ! 157 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:12,680 HEY, GUYS, WAIT UP ! [ All Shouting ] COME ON, HURRY UP. 158 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:14,680 COME ON, SID ! HURRY UP. 159 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:17,800 HEY, MISTER, AIN’T YA GOT A CAR ? WHO NEEDS A CAR IN L.A. ? 160 00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:20,280 WE GOT THE BEST PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION SYSTEM IN THE WORLD. 161 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:25,720 COME ON, FRANK. KEEP THE LINE TIGHT. 162 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:28,840 IT’S GOIN’. ALL RIGHT, EASY, EASY. 163 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:31,840 [ Men Murmuring ] 164 00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:45,400 SO LONG, SIR. SEE YOU LATER. 165 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:47,520 SO LONG, MISTER. THANKS FOR THE CIGARETTES. 166 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:49,520 YOU BET. ANY TIME. 167 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:53,280 [ Street Noises ] 168 00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:01,080 HI, HARRY. HI, EDDIE. HOW’S IT GOIN’ ? 169 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:04,560 OKAY. WHAT YOU GOT FOR ME ? THE USUAL BILLS. 170 00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:07,640 [ Laughing ] HEY, GIMME BACK MY BALL. 171 00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:17,600 [ Electricity Buzzing ] 172 00:11:20,560 --> 00:11:22,520 HI, HARRY. YOU OKAY ? HI, EDDIE. 173 00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:26,880 [ Trolley Rumbling ] 174 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:33,320 WHAT’S WITH EARL ? 175 00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:38,800 LAID OFF ? 176 00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:40,800 A NEW OUTFIT BOUGHT THE RED CAR. 177 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:42,800 SOME BIG COMPANY CALLED CLOVERLEAF. 178 00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:45,280 NO KIDDIN’. THEY BOUGHT THE RED CAR ? 179 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:49,320 YEAH. PUT THE POOR GUY ON TWO WEEKS’ NOTICE. CUTBACKS, THEY SAID. 180 00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:55,480 [ Sighing ] OH, WELL, EARL. 181 00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:57,480 HERE’S TO THE PENCIL-PUSHERS. 182 00:11:57,560 --> 00:12:00,040 MAY THEY ALL GET LEAD POISONING, EH ? 183 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:07,400 TOMORROW’S FRIDAY, EDDIE. YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS HERE ON FRIDAY ? 184 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:11,800 FISH SPECIAL ? MY BOSS CHECKS THE BOOKS ON FRIDAY. 185 00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:14,800 AND IF I DON’T HAVE THAT MONEY I GAVE YOU BACK IN THE TILL, 186 00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:17,520 I’M GONNA LOSE MY JOB. DON’T BUST A BUTTON, DOLORES. 187 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:19,520 YOU’VE ONLY GOT ONE LEFT. 188 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:21,520 FIFTY BUCKS ? YEAH. 189 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:24,640 WHERE’S THE REST ? 190 00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:27,480 WELL, IT’S ONLY A SNOOP JOB AWAY. 191 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:29,600 HAVE YOU GOT THAT CAMERA OF YOURS ? 192 00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:32,600 MINE’S IN THE SHOP. WOULDN’T BE THE PAWN SHOP BY ANY CHANCE, WOULD IT ? 193 00:12:32,680 --> 00:12:36,280 AW, COME ON, DOLORES. YOU NEED THE OTHER $50, I NEED THE CAMERA. 194 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:39,800 [ Bar Noises ] 195 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:41,800 ANY FILM IN THERE ? 196 00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:45,800 SHOULD BE. 197 00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:48,400 I HAVEN’T HAD THAT ROLL DEVELOPED SINCE OUR TRIP TO CATALINA. 198 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:50,400 THAT SURE WAS A LONG TIME AGO. 199 00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:53,200 YEAH, THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO. 200 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:56,320 WE’LL HAVE TO DO THAT AGAIN SOMETIME. YEAH, SURE, EDDIE. 201 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:59,320 [ Trolley Rumbling ] 202 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:05,200 PAPER EVEN GOOD ? JUST CHECK THE SCRAWL. 203 00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:08,520 R.K. MAROON ? AS IN MAROON CARTOONS ? 204 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:10,720 [ Man Laughing ] MAROON CARTOONS ? 205 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:13,560 HEY, SO WHO’S YOUR CLIENT, 206 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:15,720 MR. DETECTIVE TO THE STARS ? 207 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:18,240 [ Chuckling ] CHILLY WILLY ? 208 00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:20,440 OR SCREWY SQUIRREL ? [ Laughing, Imitating Squirrel ] 209 00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:23,600 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DRINK ? I’LL TAKE A BEER, DOLL. 210 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:27,040 SO WHAT HAPPENED, HUH ? SOMEBODY KIDNAP DINKY DOODLE ? 211 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:29,040 [ Dolores ] CUT IT OUT, ANGELO. 212 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:31,400 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE, I KNOW. 213 00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:33,400 YOU’RE WORKIN’ FOR LITTLE BO PEEP. 214 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:37,400 SHE’S LOST HER SHEEP, AND YOU’RE GONNA HELP HER FIND ’EM. EH ? 215 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:39,600 [ Chuckling ] 216 00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:43,120 OW ! GET THIS STRAIGHT, MEATBALL. 217 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:46,720 I... DON’T... WORK FOR TOONS. 218 00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:48,800 [ Grunting ] 219 00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:55,600 SO WHAT’S HIS PROBLEM ? 220 00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:59,800 TOON KILLED HIS BROTHER. WHAT ? 221 00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:05,000 DROPPED A PIANO ON HIS HEAD. 222 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:08,000 [ Trolley Rumbling ] [ Dog Barking ] 223 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:08,000 [ Trolley Rumbling ] [ Dog Barking ] 224 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:18,600 GOT THE PASSWORD ? 225 00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:20,600 "WALT SENT ME." 226 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:25,960 [ Bolt Rattling ] 227 00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:29,000 [ Door Creaking ] [ Growling ] 228 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:38,120 NICE MONKEY SUIT. WISEASS. 229 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:41,120 [ Growling ] 230 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:51,120 ♪♪ [ Piano ] 231 00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:58,160 ♪♪ [ Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2, Liszt ] 232 00:14:58,240 --> 00:15:01,160 [ Crowd Laughing, Chattering ] 233 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,560 HEY, LOOK AT THAT. [ Laughing ] 234 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:14,000 [ Pounding On Piano ] [ Quacking ] HEY, CUT IT OUT ! 235 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,680 DOES ANYBODY UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS DUCK IS SAYING ? 236 00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:20,880 [ Laughing ] 237 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:25,560 [ Woman ] HMM. MOST AMUSING. A LITTLE MORE WINE ? 238 00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:28,600 I’VE WORKED WITH A LOT OF WISE-QUACKERS, 239 00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:30,920 [ Lisping ] BUT YOU ARE DESPICABLE ! 240 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,040 [ Donald ] DOGGONE, STUBBORN NITWIT ! 241 00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:35,040 THAT DID IT ! [ Quacking Angrily ] 242 00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:37,200 [ Daffy ] THIS IS THE LAST TIME I WORK WITH SOMEONE.... 243 00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:39,720 WITH A SPEECH IMPEDIMENT ! OH, YEAH ? 244 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:44,040 [ Crashing ] THIS MEANS WAR. 245 00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:47,080 ♪♪ [ Music Continues ] 246 00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:54,440 [ Giggling ] 247 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:57,240 - WHAT, DO YOU THINK THAT’S FUNNY ? - OH, IT’S A PANIC. 248 00:15:57,320 --> 00:16:00,360 YOU WON’T THINK IT’S FUNNY WHEN I STICK THAT PEN UP YOUR NOSE. 249 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:03,600 NOW CALM DOWN, SON, WILL YA ? LOOK, THE STAIN’S GONE. 250 00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:06,040 IT’S DISAPPEARING INK. NO HARD FEELINGS, I HOPE. 251 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:08,680 LOOK, I’M-- I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 252 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:12,000 MARVIN ACME, THE GUY THAT OWNS TOONTOWN. THE GAG KING. 253 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:15,360 "IF IT’S ACME, IT’S A GASSER." PUT IT THERE, PAL. 254 00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:17,360 [ Buzzing ] [ Gasping ] 255 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:21,840 THE HAND BUZZER. STILL OUR BIGGEST SELLER. 256 00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:24,880 [ Laughing ] ♪♪ [ Music Continues ] 257 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:30,960 SCOTCH ON THE ROCKS. 258 00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:33,480 AND I MEAN, ICE ! 259 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,480 [ Donald Quacking Angrily ] 260 00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:41,280 THIS IS HOT STUFF. 261 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:49,800 - YEAH ! - ♪♪ [ Grand Finale ] 262 00:16:57,640 --> 00:16:59,680 [ Cackling ] 263 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:06,600 WOO-HOO ! WOO-HOO ! [ Laughing ] 264 00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:11,040 [ Applauding, Cheering ] 265 00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:20,280 HEY, THOSE DUCKS ARE FUNNY. 266 00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:23,280 THEY-THEY NEVER GET TO FINISH THE ACT. [ Laughing ] 267 00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:25,960 GREAT. THANKS. ROCKS. 268 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:32,680 TOONS. CIGARS ? CIGARETTES ? 269 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:37,120 EDDIE VALIANT ! BETTY ? 270 00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:39,600 LONG TIME NO SEE. 271 00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:44,640 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ? - WORK’S BEEN KINDA SLOW SINCE CARTOONS WENT TO COLOR. 272 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:48,480 BUT I STILL GOT IT, EDDIE. BOOP BOOP BE-DOOP, BOOP ! 273 00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:52,680 YEAH. YOU STILL GOT IT. [ Applauding ] 274 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:55,760 [ Applauding, Catcalling ] 275 00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:03,920 WHAT’S WITH HIM ? MR. ACME NEVER MISSES A NIGHT WHEN JESSICA PERFORMS. 276 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,920 GOT A THING FOR RABBITS, HUH ? 277 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:19,000 ♪ YOU HAD PLENTY MONEY ♪ 278 00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:22,360 ♪ IN 1922 ♪ 279 00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:24,360 ♪ YOU LET ♪ 280 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:27,520 ♪ OTHER WOMEN MAKE A ♪ 281 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:29,600 ♪ FOOL OF YOU ♪ 282 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:33,280 ♪ WHY DON’T YA DO RIGHT ♪ 283 00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:39,080 ♪ LIKE SOME OTHER MEN ♪ 284 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:41,080 ♪ DO ♪ 285 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:43,800 [ Men Catcalling ] 286 00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:49,240 ♪ GET OUTTA HERE ♪ 287 00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:53,280 SHE’S MARRIED TO ROGER RABBIT ? ♪ GET ME SOME MONEY ♪ 288 00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:57,880 ♪ TOO ♪ YEAH. WHAT A LUCKY GIRL. 289 00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:03,400 ♪ NOW, IF YOU HAD PREPARED ♪ 290 00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:07,480 ♪ TWENTY YEARS AGO ♪ 291 00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:11,240 ♪ YOU WOULDN’T BE WANDERIN’ NOW ♪ 292 00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:13,640 ♪ FROM DOOR TO DOOR ♪ 293 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:19,760 ♪ WHY DON’T YA DO RIGHT ♪ 294 00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:23,040 ♪ LIKE SOME OTHER MEN ♪ 295 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:26,680 ♪ DO ♪ 296 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:33,920 ♪ GET OUTTA HERE ♪ 297 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:40,480 ♪ GET ME SOME MONEY TOO ♪ 298 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:48,600 ♪ GET OUTTA HERE ♪ 299 00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:55,480 ♪ GET ME SOME MONEY TOO ♪ 300 00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:03,960 ♪ WHY DON’T YA DO RIGHT ♪ 301 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:08,680 ♪ LIKE SOME OTHER MEN ♪ 302 00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:25,920 ♪ DO ♪♪ 303 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,800 [ Cheering, Whistling ] 304 00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:46,320 [ Jessica ] WHO IS IT ? 305 00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:49,880 JESSICA, DEAR, HAVE NO FEAR. YOUR MARVIN IS HERE. 306 00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:54,120 [ Marvin ] YOU SURE MURDERED ’EM AGAIN TONIGHT, BABY. 307 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:58,080 I REALLY MEAN IT. MY DARLING, YOU WERE SUPERB. 308 00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:00,960 YOU ABSOLUTELY, TRULY AND HONESTLY... 309 00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:03,320 FASHMOLYED THAT AUDIENCE. 310 00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:05,800 YOU KILLED THEM. YOU SLAYED THEM. 311 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:08,840 YOU BELTED THEM. YOU WERE TERRIFIC. [ Growling ] 312 00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:13,440 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING, CHUMP ? 313 00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:15,680 WHO ARE YOU CALLIN’ A CHUMP, CHIMP ? 314 00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:20,360 [ Growling ] 315 00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:23,000 AAH ! [ Grunting ] 316 00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:28,040 AND DON’T LET ME CATCH YOUR PEEPIN’ FACE AROUND HERE AGAIN, GOT IT ? 317 00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:31,880 OOGA-BOOGA ! 318 00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:53,680 [ Marvin ] COME, MY DEAR JESSICA. COME OVER HERE. 319 00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:57,360 I’VE GOT EVERYTHING ARRANGED RIGHT HERE ON THE BED. 320 00:21:57,440 --> 00:22:01,200 [ Jessica ] OH, NOT TONIGHT, MARVIN. I HAVE A HEADACHE. 321 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:04,280 [ Marvin ] BUT JESSICA, YOU PROMISED. 322 00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:06,320 [ Jessica ] OH, ALL RIGHT. 323 00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:09,440 BUT THIS TIME, TAKE OFF THAT HAND BUZZER. 324 00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:14,440 [ Marvin ] PATTY-CAKE. 325 00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:17,960 [ Marvin ] PATTY-CAKE. PATTY-CAKE. [ Jessica ] OH. MARVIN. 326 00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:19,960 [ Marvin ] PATTY-CAKE. [ Jessica ] MARVIN ! 327 00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:23,800 [ Marvin ] PATTY-CAKE. PATTY-CAKE. [ Jessica ] MARVIN. OH ! 328 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:25,840 [ Marvin ] PATTY-CAKE ! PATTY-CAKE ! [ Jessica ] OH, MARVIN ! 329 00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:27,840 PATTY-CAKE. PATTY-CAKE. PATTY-CAKE ! [ Jessica ] OH, NO, MARV-- 330 00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:29,840 PATTY-CAKE ! PATTY-CAKE ! PATTY-CAKE ! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN’ ME. 331 00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:32,800 PATTY-CAKE, PATTY-CAKE ? 332 00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:35,920 [ Crying ] I DON’T BELIEVE IT ! 333 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,920 [ Weeping ] 334 00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:40,760 PATTY-CAKE ! PATTY-CAKE ! 335 00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:43,240 IS THAT TRUE ? 336 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:47,240 TAKE COMFORT, SON. YOU’RE NOT THE FIRST MAN WHOSE WIFE PLAYED PATTY-CAKE ON HIM. 337 00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:50,000 [ Weeping ] 338 00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:53,720 [ Loud Honking ] 339 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:56,800 I JUST DON’T BELIEVE IT. 340 00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:59,760 I WON’T BELIEVE IT. I CAN’T BELIEVE IT. 341 00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:01,760 I SHAN’T BELIEVE IT. 342 00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:04,640 [ Splashing ] BELIEVE IT, KID. I TOOK THE PICTURES MYSELF. 343 00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:07,200 SHE PLAYED PATTY-CAKE. [ Trembling ] NO ! 344 00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:10,320 NOT MY JESSICA. NOT PATTY-CAKE ! 345 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:12,800 THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE. I DON’T BELIEVE IT. 346 00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:14,960 IT CAN’T BE. IT CAN’T BE ! 347 00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:18,800 JESSICA’S MY WIFE. IT’S ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE ! 348 00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:21,200 JESSICA’S THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE. 349 00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:24,320 THE APPLE OF MY EYE. THE CREAM IN MY COFFEE. 350 00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:27,560 YOU BETTER START DRINKIN’ IT BLACK, ’CAUSE ACME’S TAKIN’ THE CREAM NOW. 351 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:31,680 HARD TO BELIEVE. MARVIN ACME’S BEEN MY FRIEND AND NEIGHBOR FOR 30 YEARS. 352 00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:33,680 WHO WOULD’VE THOUGHT HE WAS A SUGAR DADDY ? 353 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:36,360 [ Roger ] SOMEBODY MUSTA MADE HER DO IT. 354 00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:39,520 NOW DRINK THIS, SON. IT’LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. 355 00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:41,560 [ Whimpering ] 356 00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:46,440 [ Gulps, Sighs ] 357 00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:49,000 [ Gurgling ] AAH ! 358 00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:58,280 AAH ! [ Horn Blowing ] 359 00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:03,480 [ Glass Shattering ] 360 00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:13,800 THANKS. I NEEDED THAT. 361 00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:20,640 SON OF A BITCH. [ Panting ] 362 00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:22,640 LOOK, MR. MAROON. 363 00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:25,680 I THINK MY WORK HERE IS FINISHED. 364 00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:29,160 HOW ’BOUT THAT CARROT YOU OWE ME, HUH ? [ Roger Whimpering ] 365 00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:31,680 A DEAL’S A DEAL. GREAT. 366 00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:34,960 THANKS. PHEW. 367 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:36,960 ROGER, 368 00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:39,640 I KNOW ALL THIS SEEMS PRETTY PAINFUL NOW. 369 00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:42,000 BUT YOU’LL FIND SOMEONE NEW. 370 00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:44,640 WON’T HE, MR. VALIANT ? YEAH, SURE. 371 00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:47,440 A GOOD-LOOKING GUY LIKE THAT ? [ Laughing ] 372 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:50,640 THE DAMES WILL BE BREAKIN’ HIS DOOR DOWN. DAMES ? WHAT DAMES ? 373 00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:52,840 JESSICA’S THE ONLY ONE FOR ME. YOU’LL SEE ! 374 00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:54,840 WE’LL RISE ABOVE THIS PIDDLING PECCADILLO. 375 00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:59,240 WE’RE GONNA BE HAPPY AGAIN. GOT THAT ? HAPPY. CAPITAL H-A-P-P-I. 376 00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:03,320 [ Glass Shattering, Footsteps Receding ] 377 00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:09,360 WELL, AT LEAST HE TOOK IT WELL. 378 00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:13,840 [ Weeping ] 379 00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:16,840 [ Moaning, Weeping ] 380 00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:20,080 OH, JESSICA. 381 00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:23,920 PLEASE TELL ME IT’S NOT TRUE. 382 00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:26,520 [ Roger Crying ] 383 00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:30,200 P-P-PLEASE. 384 00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:36,800 ♪♪ [ Sentimental ] 385 00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:28,200 [ Chuckling ] 386 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,960 [ Snoring ] [ Footsteps ] 387 00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:48,080 [ Banging ] [ Gasping ] 388 00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:53,000 OH, LIEUTENANT SANTINO. 389 00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:57,600 WHERE’D YOU COME FROM ? 390 00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:01,280 GEE WHIZ, EDDIE. IF YOU NEEDED MONEY SO BAD, WHY DIDN’T YOU COME TO ME ? 391 00:28:01,360 --> 00:28:04,600 SO I TOOK A COUPLE OF DIRTY PICTURES. SO KILL ME. 392 00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:07,800 I ALREADY GOT A STIFF ON MY HANDS, THANK YOU. HUH ? 393 00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:10,520 MARVIN ACME. 394 00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:14,600 - THE RABBIT KACKED HIM LAST NIGHT. - WHAT ? 395 00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:17,600 [ Tires Screeching, Brakes Squealing ] 396 00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:23,200 [ Laughter, Carnival Noises ] 397 00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:27,600 NOW WHAT ? 398 00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:30,840 IT’S JUST I HAVEN’T BEEN THIS CLOSE TO TOONTOWN FOR A WHILE. 399 00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:35,120 YEEOW ! 400 00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:37,480 OOF, OOF, OOF ! OW ! 401 00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:40,360 MY BISCUITS ARE BURNIN’ ! FIRE IN THE HATCH ! OW ! OOH ! 402 00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:42,960 EEE ! GREAT HORNY TOADS, THAT SMARTS ! 403 00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:45,560 [ Steam Hissing ] 404 00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:47,560 [ Sighing ] 405 00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:51,880 COME ON, EDDIE. LET’S GET THIS OVER WITH. 406 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,880 [ Indistinct Murmuring ] 407 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,880 [ Indistinct Murmuring ] 408 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,920 HE’S WITH ME. 409 00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:06,480 I DIDN’T SEE ANYTHING. I MEAN, THE WORST OF IT-- COME ON, LIEUTENANT. 410 00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:10,680 JUST LIKE A TOON TO DROP A SAFE ON A GUY’S HEAD. 411 00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:15,040 SORRY, EDDIE. YOU BETTER WAIT HERE, ALL RIGHT ? 412 00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:17,440 YOU GOT A POSITIVE I.D. ON THE VICTIM ? 413 00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:20,440 [ Police Muttering Indistinctly ] 414 00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:30,600 HEY, CHISOLD, GET A LOAD OF THIS. 415 00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:33,760 YOU SEEN ONE OF THESE ? 416 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:40,120 [ Laughing ] HEY, GUYS. 417 00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:54,120 DIDN’T YOU USED TO BE EDDIE VALIANT ? [ Laughing ] 418 00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:58,400 OR DID YOU CHANGE YOUR NAME TO JACK DANIELS ? [ Laughing ] 419 00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:04,640 [ Laughing, Chattering Continue ] 420 00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:08,240 WHAT’S THAT ? PAINT FROM THE RABBIT’S GLOVE. 421 00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:10,240 MR. VALIANT ? 422 00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:18,560 I HOPE YOU’RE PROUD OF YOURSELF AND THOSE PICTURES YOU TOOK ! 423 00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:20,600 [ Men Whistling, Catcalling ] 424 00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:27,560 OH, FOR CRYIN’ OUT LOUD, MIKE. [ Squeaking ] 425 00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:31,080 HEY, WE NEED SOME HELP OVER HERE ! HEY, SOMEBODY GRAB THOSE LOAFERS ! 426 00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:36,560 OH, OH ! OH. 427 00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:39,320 [ Shoes Squeaking, Men Shouting ] 428 00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:52,320 OW. 429 00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:03,760 IS THIS MAN REMOVING EVIDENCE FROM THE SCENE OF A CRIME ? 430 00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:07,320 UH, NO, JUDGE DOOM. UH, VALIANT HERE WAS JUST PICKIN’ IT UP FOR YA. 431 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,320 WEREN’T YA, EDDIE ? 432 00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:12,200 HAND IT OVER. SURE. 433 00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:15,440 [ Buzzing ] 434 00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:17,800 HIS NUMBER-ONE SELLER. 435 00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:22,040 I SEE WORKING FOR A TOON HAS RUBBED OFF ON YOU. 436 00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:28,000 I WASN’T WORKIN’ FOR A TOON. I WAS WORKIN’ FOR R.K. MAROON. YES, WE TALKED TO MR. MAROON. 437 00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:32,440 HE TOLD US THE RABBIT BECAME QUITE AGITATED WHEN YOU SHOWED HIM THE PICTURES. 438 00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:36,640 THE RABBIT SAID, ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, HE AND HIS WIFE ARE GOING TO BE HAPPY. 439 00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:38,640 IS THAT TRUE ? 440 00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:41,000 HEY, PAL, DO I LOOK LIKE A STENOGRAPHER ? 441 00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:43,000 SHUT YOUR YAP, EDDIE. THE MAN’S A JUDGE. 442 00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:45,000 THAT’S ALL RIGHT, LIEUTENANT. 443 00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:48,360 FROM THE SMELL OF HIM, I’D SAY IT WAS THE BOOZE TALKING. 444 00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:51,080 NO MATTER. THE RABBIT WON’T GET FAR. 445 00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:53,200 MY MEN WILL FIND HIM. 446 00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:57,520 [ Siren Wailing, Men Shouting ] 447 00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:03,840 WEASELS ? YES. I FIND THEY HAVE A SPECIAL GIFT FOR THE WORK. 448 00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:06,960 ALL RIGHT, YA MUGS. FALL OUT. 449 00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:08,960 [ Doom ] DID YOU FIND THE RABBIT ? 450 00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:13,040 DON’T WORRY, JUDGE. WE GOT "DEFORMANTS" ALL OVER THE CITY. 451 00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:15,400 WE’LL FIND ’IM. [ Giggling Insanely ] 452 00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:19,440 YOU WOULDN’T HAVE ANY IDEA WHERE THE RABBIT MIGHT BE, MR. VALIANT ? 453 00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:23,480 HAVE YOU TRIED WALLA WALLA ? CUCAMONGA ? 454 00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:26,640 I HEAR KOKOMO’S VERY NICE THIS TIME OF THE YEAR. 455 00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:29,480 I’M SURPRISED YOU’RE NOT MORE COOPERATIVE, MR. VALIANT. 456 00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:33,480 A HUMAN HAS BEEN MURDERED BY A TOON. DON’T YOU APPRECIATE THE MAGNITUDE OF THAT ? 457 00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:36,280 [ Squeaking ] 458 00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:38,320 [ Squeaking ] 459 00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:42,240 SINCE I’VE HAD TOONTOWN UNDER MY JURISDICTION, 460 00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:45,840 MY GOAL HAS BEEN TO REIGN IN THE INSANITY. 461 00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:49,640 AND THE ONLY WAY TO DO THAT IS TO MAKE TOONS RESPECT... 462 00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:51,640 THE LAW. [ Shoe Squeaking ] 463 00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:58,240 [ Squeaking Continues ] 464 00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:06,560 [ Valiant Whispering ] HOW DID THAT GARGOYLE GET TO BE A JUDGE ? 465 00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:10,080 SPREAD A BUNCH OF SIMOLEONS AROUND TOONTOWN A COUPLE OF YEARS BACK. 466 00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:13,240 BOUGHT THE ELECTION. YEAH ? WHAT’S THAT ? 467 00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:16,280 [ Hissing ] 468 00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:18,800 [ Santino ] REMEMBER HOW THEY ALWAYS THOUGHT THERE WASN’T A WAY TO KILL A TOON ? 469 00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:20,800 [ Valiant ] YEAH. [ Santino ] WELL, DOOM FOUND A WAY. 470 00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:24,480 TURPENTINE, ACETONE, BENZENE. HE CALLS IT "THE DIP." 471 00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:26,760 [ Doom ] I’LL CATCH THE RABBIT, MR. VALIANT. 472 00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:29,760 [ Squeaking ] AND I’LL TRY HIM, CONVICT HIM... 473 00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:32,440 AND EXECUTE HIM. [ Whimpering ] 474 00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:35,440 [ Shoe Whimpering, Dip Hissing ] 475 00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:43,480 GEEZ ! 476 00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:47,200 [ Weasel Giggling ] 477 00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:52,960 [ Weasel Laughing ] THAT’S ONE DEAD SHOE, EH, BOSS ? 478 00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:55,840 THEY’RE NOT KID GLOVES, MR. VALIANT. 479 00:33:55,920 --> 00:34:00,120 THIS IS HOW WE HANDLE THINGS DOWN IN TOONTOWN. 480 00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:03,160 I’D THINK YOU, OF ALL PEOPLE, WOULD APPRECIATE THAT. 481 00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:12,640 ♪♪ [ Pianist Playing Arpeggio ] 482 00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:16,400 [ Off-Key Choir ] ♪ LA, LA, LA, LA LA, LA, LA ♪ 483 00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:20,480 ♪♪ [ Piano, Singers Continue ] 484 00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:23,760 UH-- HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY ! HEY, WAIT A MINUTE ! HEY, HEY ! 485 00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:26,280 ♪ LA, LA, LA, LA LA, LA, LA ♪♪ 486 00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:30,520 I’VE BEEN TRYIN’ TO MAKE HIM QUIT, BUT HE JUST WON’T LISTEN TO ME. 487 00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:32,800 WHAT DO YOU KNOW, YA DUMB BROAD ? YOU GOT THE I.Q. OF A RATTLE. 488 00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:35,000 YOU VALIANT ? YEAH. 489 00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:37,960 I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE ACME MURDER. HEY, PSST. 490 00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:41,160 DOLL, WHY DON’T YOU RUN DOWNSTAIRS AND GET ME A RACIN’ FORM ? 491 00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:44,560 OOH ! OKAY, OKAY. I’M GOIN’. 492 00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:47,560 A LADIES’ MAN, HUH ? 493 00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:50,440 MY PROBLEM IS I GOT A 50-YEAR-OLD LUST AND A THREE-YEAR-OLD DINKY. 494 00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:54,600 - YEAH. MUST BE TOUGH. - LOOK, VALIANT, THE RABBIT DIDN’T KILL ACME. 495 00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:58,040 HE’S NOT A MURDERER. I SHOULD KNOW. HE’S A DEAR FRIEND OF MINE. 496 00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:01,720 I TELL YOU, VALIANT, THE WHOLE THING STINKS LIKE YESTERDAY’S DIAPERS. 497 00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:05,240 LOOK AT THIS. THE PAPER SAID ACME LEFT NO WILL. 498 00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:08,720 THAT’S A LOAD OF SUCCOTASH. EVERY TOON KNOWS ACME HAD A WILL. 499 00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:11,200 HE PROMISED TO LEAVE TOONTOWN TO US TOONS. 500 00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:13,200 THAT WILL IS THE REASON HE GOT BUMPED OFF. 501 00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:15,200 HAS ANYBODY EVER SEEN THIS WILL ? 502 00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:17,920 UH, NO. BUT HE GAVE US HIS SOLEMN OATH. 503 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:23,320 IF YOU BELIEVE THAT THAT JOKER COULD DO ANYTHING SOLID, THE GAG’S ON YOU, PAL. 504 00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:26,560 I JUST FIGURED, SINCE YOU WERE THE ONE WHO GOT MY PAL IN TROUBLE, 505 00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:28,600 YOU MIGHT WANT TO HELP GET HIM OUT. 506 00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:31,200 I CAN PAY YA. 507 00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:34,400 SAVE YOUR MONEY FOR A PAIR OF ELEVATOR SHOES. 508 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:37,920 WAIT ! NO, VALIANT, NO ! OW, MY STOGIE ! OH ! 509 00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:42,080 WAH ! 510 00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:45,640 WAH ! 511 00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:47,640 WAH ! 512 00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:55,840 IT AIN’T MY FAULT THE RABBIT GOT HIMSELF IN TROUBLE. 513 00:35:57,880 --> 00:35:59,800 [ Gasping ] 514 00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:02,760 ALL I DID WAS TAKE A COUPLE OF LOUSY PICTURES. 515 00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:25,840 BABY WAS RIGHT. 516 00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:38,040 THE HELL WITH IT. 517 00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:59,120 [ Sighs ] 518 00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:08,200 AAH ! AAH ! 519 00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:11,600 HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET IN HERE ? THROUGH THE MAIL SLOT. 520 00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:15,600 I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE BEST IF I WAITED INSIDE, SEEING’S HOW I’M WANTED FOR MURDER. 521 00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:19,080 NO KIDDING. JUST TALKING TO YOU COULD GET ME A RAP FOR AIDING AND ABETTING. 522 00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:22,080 WAIT A MINUTE. ANYBODY KNOW YOU’RE HERE ? 523 00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:24,760 NOBODY. NOT A SOUL, EXCEPT, UH-- WHO ? 524 00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:26,760 WELL, YOU SEE, 525 00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:29,760 I DIDN’T KNOW WHERE YOUR OFFICE WAS. 526 00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:31,760 SO I ASKED A NEWSBOY. HE DIDN’T KNOW. 527 00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:34,600 SO I ASKED THE FIREMAN, THE GREENGROCER, THE BUTCHER, THE BAKER. 528 00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:37,760 THEY DIDN’T KNOW. BUT THE LIQUOR STORE GUY, HE KNEW. 529 00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:40,000 IN OTHER WORDS, THE WHOLE DAMN TOWN KNOWS YOU’RE HERE ! HEY ! HEY ! 530 00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:42,240 COME ON ! COME ON ! ALL RIGHT. EDDIE, TAKE IT EASY, WILL YA ? 531 00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:45,200 PLEASE, EDDIE, DON’T THROW ME OUT. YOU’RE MAKING A BIG MISTAKE. 532 00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:47,440 I DIDN’T KILL ANYBODY. I SWEAR ! 533 00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:51,560 THIS WHOLE THING’S A SETUP, A SCAM, A FRAME JOB. OW ! 534 00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:53,800 EDDIE, I COULD NEVER HURT ANYBODY. OW ! 535 00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:57,200 MY WHOLE PURPOSE... IN... LIFE... IS... TO... 536 00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:00,680 MAKE... PEOPLE... [ Grunting ] 537 00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:03,880 LAUGH. [ Both Grunting ] 538 00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:06,040 OKAY, OKAY, SURE. I ADMIT IT. 539 00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:09,880 I GOT A LITTLE STEAMED WHEN YOU SHOWED ME THOSE PICTURES OF JESSICA. 540 00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:13,040 [ Eddie Growling ] SO I RUSHED OVER TO THE INK AND PAINT CLUB. 541 00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:17,040 BUT SHE WASN’T IN HER DRESSING ROOM. SO I WROTE HER A LOVE LETTER. 542 00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:19,720 WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. 543 00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:23,920 YOU’RE TELLING ME, IN A FIT OF JEALOUSY, YOU WROTE YOUR WIFE A LOVE LETTER ? 544 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:28,640 THAT’S RIGHT. I KNOW THAT SHE WAS JUST AN INNOCENT VICTIM OF CIRCUMSTANCE. 545 00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:31,560 I SUPPOSE YOU USED THE OLD LIPSTICK-ON-THE-MIRROR ROUTINE, HUH ? 546 00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:33,560 LIPSTICK, YES. MIRROR, NO. 547 00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:37,720 I FOUND A NICE, CLEAN PIECE OF PAPER. "DEAR JESSICA, 548 00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:42,000 "HOW DO I LOVE THEE ? LET ME COUNT THE WAYS. 549 00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:45,440 "ONE, ONE THOUSAND. TWO, ONE THOUSAND. THREE, ONE THOUSAND. 550 00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:48,640 FOUR, ONE THOUSAND. FIVE--" WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST LEAVE THE LETTER THERE ? 551 00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:52,960 OBVIOUSLY, A POEM OF THIS POWER AND SENSITIVITY MUST-- AAH-- 552 00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:54,960 BE READ IN PERSON. 553 00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:56,960 SO I WENT HOME TO WAIT FOR HER. 554 00:38:57,040 --> 00:39:00,800 BUT THE WEASELS WERE THERE WAITIN’ FOR ME. SO-- SO I RAN. 555 00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:05,480 SO WHY COME TO ME ? I’M THE GUY THAT TOOK THE PICTURES OF YOUR WIFE. 556 00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:08,280 YEAH. AND YOU’RE ALSO THE GUY THAT HELPED ALL THESE TOONS. 557 00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:13,200 EVERYBODY KNOWS WHEN A TOON’S IN TROUBLE, THERE’S ONLY ONE PLACE TO GO: 558 00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:16,600 VALIANT AND VALIANT. NOT ANYMORE. 559 00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:19,320 GET OUTTA THAT CHAIR ! 560 00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:25,600 - THAT’S MY BROTHER’S CHAIR. - YEAH, WHERE IS YOUR BROTHER, ANYWAY ? 561 00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:28,600 HE LOOKS LIKE A SENSITIVE... AND SOBER... FELLOW. 562 00:39:28,720 --> 00:39:31,160 THAT’S IT. I’M CALLIN’ THE COPS. 563 00:39:31,240 --> 00:39:33,160 GO AHEAD. CALL THE COPS. 564 00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:35,920 I COME HERE FOR HELP, AND WHAT DO YOU DO ? 565 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:39,360 YOU TURN ME IN. NO, NO. DON’T FEEL GUILTY ABOUT ME. 566 00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:42,760 SO LONG, AND THANKS FOR NOTHIN’. 567 00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:47,480 THAT’S THE CLOSET ! STUPE. 568 00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:04,640 EDDIE VALIANT, YOU’RE UNDER ARREST. [ Babbling ] 569 00:40:04,720 --> 00:40:06,800 GET OUTTA THERE ! 570 00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:10,840 IDIOT. I GOT NO KEYS FOR THESE CUFFS. HUH ? 571 00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:12,840 [ Siren Wailing ] [ Trembling ] 572 00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:15,400 YAH ! 573 00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:21,160 COME ON. GET THE LEAD OUT. 574 00:40:21,240 --> 00:40:23,840 MOVE IT, WOULD YA ? MOVE IT ! [ Horns Honking ] 575 00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:27,800 YAH ! IT’S THE TOON PATROL ! 576 00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:34,360 HIDE ME, EDDIE ! P-P-PLEASE ! 577 00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:36,000 [ Grunting ] 578 00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:39,760 REMEMBER, YOU NEVER SAW ME. GET OUTTA THERE ! 579 00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:42,640 [ Grunting ] DON’T LET ’EM FIND ME. 580 00:40:42,720 --> 00:40:45,680 COME ON, EDDIE. YOU’RE MY ONLY HOPE. 581 00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:49,600 [ Weasel Knocking ] OPEN UP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW. 582 00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:53,040 P-P-PLEASE, EDDIE. YOU KNOW THERE’S NO JUSTICE FOR TOONS ANYMORE. 583 00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:55,920 [ Weasels Muttering ] IF THE WEASELS GET THEIR HANDS ON ME, 584 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,480 I’M AS GOOD AS DIPPED. 585 00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:00,560 DON’T MAKE US PLAY ROUGH, VALIANT. 586 00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:03,080 WE JUST WANT THE RABBIT. 587 00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:05,600 WHAT’RE WE GONNA DO, EDDIE ? WHAT’RE WE GONNA DO ? 588 00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:08,320 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ? [ Knocking On Door ] 589 00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:10,960 WHAT’S ALL THIS "WE" STUFF ? THEY JUST WANT THE RABBIT. 590 00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:13,120 [ Machine Gun Firing ] 591 00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:13,120 [ Machine Gun Firing ] 592 00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:21,440 [ Roger Gasping ] 593 00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:24,760 LOOKS LIKE THEY GAVE US THE SLIP, HUH, BOSS ? 594 00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:28,080 NAH. VALIANT’S GOT HIM STASHED SOMEWHERE. 595 00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:30,120 ♪♪ [ Eddie Humming ] 596 00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:34,120 HOLD IT RIGHT THERE. 597 00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:37,320 HELLO, BOYS. I DIDN’T HEAR YOU COME IN. 598 00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:40,280 OKAY, WISE GUY. 599 00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:43,360 WHERE’S THE RABBIT ? HAVEN’T SEEN HIM. 600 00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:48,120 [ Sniffing ] WHAT’S IN THERE ? MY LINGERIE. 601 00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:50,120 [ Gasping ] GEEZ, VALIANT. 602 00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:52,680 [ Spluttering ] 603 00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:55,280 [ Chuckling ] 604 00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:58,440 SEARCH THE PLACE, BOYS. 605 00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:01,280 AND LEAVE NO STONE "INTERNED." 606 00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:05,640 LOOK, VALIANT, WE GOT A RELIABLE TIP-OFF THE RABBIT WAS HERE. 607 00:42:05,720 --> 00:42:08,280 AND IT WAS "CORRUGATED" BY SEVERAL OTHERS. 608 00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:12,120 [ Glass Shattering ] SO CUT THE BULL SCHTICK. 609 00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:16,480 YOU KEEP TALKIN’ LIKE THAT, AND I’M GONNA HAVE TO WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT. 610 00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:20,560 - [ Gasping ] - [ Spluttering ] 611 00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:23,320 [ Laughing ] 612 00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:26,400 [ Laughing ] 613 00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:30,320 STOP THAT LAUGHING ! 614 00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:36,400 STOP THAT LAUGHIN’ ! 615 00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:40,240 YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CAN’T STOP LAUGHIN’. 616 00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:47,000 ONE OF THESE DAYS, YOU’RE GONNA DIE LAUGHIN’. 617 00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:52,400 AS FOR YOU, VALIANT, STEP OUTTA LINE... 618 00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:57,240 AND WE’LL HANG YOU AND YOUR LAUNDRY OUT TO DRY. 619 00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:00,520 [ Laughing ] 620 00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:04,000 COME ON, BOYS. LET’S AM-SCRAY. 621 00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:07,640 [ Spluttering ] THEY’RE GONE. 622 00:43:07,720 --> 00:43:11,080 JEEPERS, EDDIE, THAT WAS SWELL. YOU SAVED MY LIFE. 623 00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:13,600 HOW CAN I EVER REPAY YA ? 624 00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:15,600 [ Kissing ] 625 00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:19,720 BLECCH ! FOR STARTERS, DON’T EVER KISS ME AGAIN. 626 00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:21,720 [ Spitting ] 627 00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:24,440 [ Muffled Shouting ] WILL YOU STOP KICKIN’ ME ? 628 00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:26,440 [ Shouting Continues ] STOP KICKIN’ ME. 629 00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:29,920 [ Trolley Rumbling ] DOLORES. 630 00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:32,800 DOLORES. DOLORES ! 631 00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:34,800 [ Roger Shouting, Muffled ] 632 00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:40,240 HEY, EDDIE, YOU MADE THE FRONT PAGE TODAY. 633 00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:42,880 YEAH, I GUESS I MADE SOME INK. AND WHAT INK. 634 00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:45,920 COME ON, EDDIE. [ Mumbling Indistinctly ] 635 00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:52,120 SO TELL ME, EDDIE, 636 00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:56,360 IS THAT A RABBIT IN YOUR POCKET, OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME ? 637 00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:59,040 CUT THE COMEDY, DOLORES. I’VE HAD A VERY HARD DAY. 638 00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:02,720 I GOTTA GET OUTTA THESE CUFFS. OH, SWELL. 639 00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:04,720 WHEW ! 640 00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:07,240 [ Roger ] JEEPERS, EDDIE. THAT ALMOST KILLED ME. 641 00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:11,720 OW. BOY, WHAT IS THIS ? SOME KIND OF A SECRET ROOM ? 642 00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:14,240 IT’S A ROTGUT ROOM, HOLDOVER FROM PROHIBITION. 643 00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:17,760 OH, I GET IT, A SPEAKEASY. A GIN MILL. A HOOCH PARLOR. 644 00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:19,760 TOOLS ARE UP HERE, EDDIE. LOOK AT THIS ! 645 00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:22,080 AAH ! IT’S A SPY HOLE. 646 00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:24,960 JEEPERS, EDDIE, THIS’D BE A GREAT PLACE TO HIDE. 647 00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:29,320 CRAZY TOONS. OOF ! WATCH YOUR HEAD. 648 00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:33,960 I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU’D NEVER TAKE ANOTHER TOON CASE. 649 00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:36,600 WHAT’D YOU HAVE, A CHANGE OF HEART ? NOTHIN’S CHANGED. 650 00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:39,960 SOMEBODY’S MADE A PATSY OUTTA ME, AND I’M GONNA FIND OUT WHY. 651 00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:50,000 HOLD STILL, WILL YA ? 652 00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:54,160 DOES THIS HELP ? YEAH, THANKS. 653 00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:02,080 DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT YOU COULD HAVE TAKEN YOUR HAND OUTTA THAT CUFF AT ANY TIME ? 654 00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:06,280 NO, NOT AT ANY TIME. ONLY WHEN IT WAS FUNNY. GET OUTTA HERE ! 655 00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:09,600 COME ON, EDDIE. WHERE’S YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR ? 656 00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:12,400 HE ALWAYS THIS FUNNY, OR ONLY ON DAYS WHEN HE’S WANTED FOR MURDER ? 657 00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:14,400 LISTEN. MY "SILOSOPHY" IS THIS. 658 00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:17,280 IF YOU DON’T HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR, YOU’RE BETTER OFF DEAD. 659 00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:20,680 YOU JUST MAY GET YOUR WISH UNLESS I CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS. 660 00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:22,680 WHAT IS IT, EDDIE ? 661 00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:25,120 [ Eddie ] JUST LOOK AT IT. 662 00:45:25,240 --> 00:45:27,160 MR. ACME’S WILL. YEAH. 663 00:45:27,240 --> 00:45:31,400 AND I THINK MAROON PLAYED THE PART OF SOUND MIND, AND YOUR WIFE, THE SOUND BODY. 664 00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:34,160 WHY, I RESENT THAT INNUENDO. WHAT’S THE SCHEME, EDDIE ? 665 00:45:34,240 --> 00:45:37,520 - I DON’T THINK THEY GOT TO THE WILL. - BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW ? 666 00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:40,480 BECAUSE THEY WERE STILL LOOKIN’ FOR IT AFTER THEY KILLED HIM. 667 00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:42,840 ANYTHING I CAN DO ? 668 00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:45,360 MAYBE YOU COULD GO DOWNTOWN AND CHECK THE PROBATE. 669 00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:47,360 YEAH, CHECK THE PROBATE. 670 00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:49,880 WHY, MY UNCLE THUMPER HAD A PROBLEM WITH HIS PROBATE. 671 00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:54,040 AND HE HAD TO TAKE THESE BIG PILLS AND DRINK LOTS OF WATER. 672 00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:57,080 NOT PROSTATE, YOU IDIOT. PROBATE. 673 00:45:57,160 --> 00:45:59,080 LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. 674 00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:01,360 YOU THINK THAT MY BOSS, R.K. MAROON, 675 00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:04,040 DROPPED A SAFE ON MARVIN ACME’S HEAD... 676 00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:06,520 SO THAT HE COULD GET HIS HANDS ON TOONTOWN ? 677 00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:08,600 YEP. 678 00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:11,120 THAT’S MY HUNCH. 679 00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:15,200 UH, CAN HE STAY HERE FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS ? 680 00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:18,200 NOT GONNA DO ANYTHING CRAZY, IS HE ? 681 00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:22,280 [ Humming, Giggling ] 682 00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:26,920 WHERE ARE YOU GOIN’ ? [ Eddie ] BACK TO THE OFFICE. 683 00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:32,720 [ Jessica ] MR. VALIANT ? MR. VALIANT ? 684 00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:34,960 [ Toilet Flushes ] 685 00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:41,840 YOU’VE GOT THE WRONG IDEA ABOUT ME, MR. VALIANT. 686 00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:44,600 I’M A PAWN IN THIS, JUST LIKE ROGER. 687 00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:47,880 CAN YOU HELP ME FIND HIM ? JUST NAME YOUR PRICE. 688 00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:49,880 AND I’LL PAY IT. 689 00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:51,880 YEAH. I’LL BET YOU WOULD. 690 00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:55,440 YOU GOTTA HAVE THE RABBIT TO MAKE THE SCAM WORK. 691 00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:59,280 NO, NO, NO. I LOVE MY HUSBAND. YOU’VE GOT ME ALL WRONG. 692 00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:02,960 YOU DON’T KNOW HOW HARD IT IS BEING A WOMAN... 693 00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:04,960 LOOKING THE WAY I DO. 694 00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:06,960 YEAH, WELL, 695 00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:10,640 YOU DON’T KNOW HOW HARD IT IS BEING A MAN... 696 00:47:10,720 --> 00:47:13,600 LOOKING AT A WOMAN LOOKING THE WAY YOU DO. 697 00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:17,680 I’M NOT BAD. I’M JUST DRAWN THAT WAY. 698 00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:25,640 WEREN’T YOU THE ONE I CAUGHT PLAYIN’ PATTY-CAKE WITH OLD MAN ACME ? 699 00:47:25,720 --> 00:47:29,280 YOU DIDN’T CATCH ME, MR. VALIANT. YOU WERE SET UP TO TAKE THOSE PICTURES. 700 00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:32,800 WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN’ ABOUT ? MAROON WANTED TO BLACKMAIL ACME. 701 00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:35,040 I DIDN’T WANT TO HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT. 702 00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:38,320 BUT HE SAID, IF I DIDN’T POSE FOR THOSE PATTY-CAKE PICTURES, 703 00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:42,760 ROGER WOULD NEVER WORK IN THIS TOWN AGAIN. I COULDN’T LET THAT HAPPEN. 704 00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:46,520 I’D DO ANYTHING FOR MY HUSBAND, MR. VALIANT. 705 00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:49,680 ANYTHING. WHAT A WIFE. 706 00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:53,680 I’M DESPERATE, MR. VALIANT. CAN’T YOU SEE HOW MUCH I NEED YOU ? 707 00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:56,720 [ Clearing Throat ] DABBLIN’ IN WATER COLORS, EDDIE ? 708 00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,560 WELL. [ Chuckles Nervously ] 709 00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:03,960 SORRY. [ Laughing ] 710 00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:07,960 GOOD-BYE, EDDIE. MY OFFER STANDS FIRM. 711 00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:10,720 THINK ABOUT IT. [ Kissing ] 712 00:48:18,720 --> 00:48:21,360 WELL ! 713 00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:24,640 DO YOU WANT TO TELL ME WHAT SHE WAS DOING WITH HER ARMS AROUND YOU ? 714 00:48:24,720 --> 00:48:27,160 PROBABLY LOOKIN’ FOR A GOOD PLACE TO STICK A KNIFE. 715 00:48:27,240 --> 00:48:30,960 OH, COME ON, EDDIE. I CAUGHT YOU WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN ! YEAH, BUT-- 716 00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:32,760 DOLORES, COME-- 717 00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:37,840 COME ON, DOLORES. 718 00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:40,480 YOU DON’T BELIEVE A PAINTED HUSSY LIKE THAT COULD TURN MY HEAD. 719 00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:42,520 SHE’S JUST TRYIN’ TO GET HER HANDS ON THE RABBIT. 720 00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:44,760 THAT’S NOT ALL SHE’S TRYING TO GET HER HANDS ON. 721 00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:47,760 NOW LOOK, DOLORES, LISTEN. LISTEN TO ME. 722 00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:51,280 LOOK, I WANT YOU TO GO OUT. I WANT YOU TO BUY YOURSELF A NEW SWIMSUIT. 723 00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:53,280 ’CAUSE YOU AND ME ARE GOIN’ TO CATALINA. 724 00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:56,920 I’M ON THE VERGE OF WRAPPIN’ UP THIS CASE. NO, YOU’RE NOT, EDDIE. 725 00:48:57,040 --> 00:49:00,480 THAT’S WHAT I CAME TO TELL YOU. I STOPPED BY PROBATE. 726 00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:04,240 MAROON’S NOT AFTER TOONTOWN, LIKE YOU THOUGHT. 727 00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:07,160 IT’S CLOVERLEAF THAT WANTS TO GET THEIR HANDS ON TOONTOWN. 728 00:49:07,240 --> 00:49:09,160 THEY PUT IN THE HIGHEST BID. 729 00:49:09,240 --> 00:49:12,080 AND UNLESS MR. ACME’S WILL SHOWS UP BY MIDNIGHT TONIGHT, 730 00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:14,640 CLOVERLEAF IS GONNA OWN TOONTOWN. 731 00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:17,200 WHAT ? AT MIDNIGHT TONIGHT ? 732 00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:19,200 THAT’S RIGHT. 733 00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:24,200 FIRST THEY BUY THE RED CAR. THEN THEY WANT TO GET THEIR HANDS ON TOONTOWN. 734 00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:26,720 I DON’T GET IT. SHH ! 735 00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:29,200 ♪♪ [ Piano, Singing ] ROGER. 736 00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:34,680 [ Giggling ] THE RABBIT. GET THE JUDGE. 737 00:49:36,240 --> 00:49:37,680 ♪ A JOKE DON’T SIT THERE ON YOUR BRAIN ♪ 738 00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:42,040 [ Laughing ] NICE SHIRT. WHO’S YOUR TAILOR, QUASIMODO ? 739 00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:45,560 ♪ MY BUDDY’S EDDIE V. A SOURPUSS, YOU’LL SEE ♪ 740 00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:48,920 ♪ BUT WHEN I’M DONE HE’LL NEED NO GUN ’CAUSE A JOKER HE WILL BE ♪ 741 00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:52,720 ♪ C, D, E, F, G, H, I ♪ 742 00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:57,080 ♪ I LOVE TO RAISE SOME CAIN BELIEVE ME, IT’S NO STRAIN ♪ 743 00:49:57,160 --> 00:49:59,080 ♪ IT FEELS SO GREAT TO SMASH A PLATE ♪ 744 00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:01,880 ♪ AND LOOK, THERE IS NO PAIN NO PAIN ♪ 745 00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:03,760 ♪ NO PAIN NO PAIN ♪ OW ! 746 00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:07,440 ♪ NO PAIN NO PAIN NO-- ♪♪ 747 00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:10,960 - [ Laughing ] - [ Dolores ] OH ! 748 00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:15,120 EDDIE, WHAT ARE YA-- YAH ! 749 00:50:15,240 --> 00:50:18,440 HEY, WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS ? 750 00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:21,240 I CAN’T SEE A THING. WHAT’S GOIN’ ON ? 751 00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:23,600 YOU CRAZY RABBIT. 752 00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:26,120 I’VE BEEN OUT THERE RISKIN’ MY NECK FOR YOU. 753 00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:29,200 AND WHAT ARE YOU DOIN’ ? SINGIN’ AND DANCIN’ ! [ Grunting ] 754 00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:34,040 BUT I’M A TOON. TOONS ARE SUPPOSED TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH. 755 00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:38,560 SIT DOWN ! YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND. THOSE PEOPLE NEEDED TO LAUGH. 756 00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:41,080 YEAH, AND WHEN THEY’RE DONE LAUGHING, THEY’LL CALL THE COPS. 757 00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:43,400 THAT GUY, ANGELO, WOULD RAT ON YOU FOR A NICKEL. 758 00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:46,080 NOT ANGELO. HE’D NEVER TURN ME IN. 759 00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:49,000 WHY ? BECAUSE YOU MADE HIM LAUGH ? THAT’S RIGHT. 760 00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:52,120 A LAUGH CAN BE A VERY POWERFUL THING. 761 00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:55,960 WHY, SOMETIMES IN LIFE, IT’S THE ONLY WEAPON WE HAVE. 762 00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:57,960 LAUGHTER IS THE MOST IM-- SHH. 763 00:50:58,040 --> 00:51:02,000 - [ Alarm Buzzing ] - IX-NAY. IX-NAY. 764 00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:10,560 I’M LOOKING FOR A MURDERER. 765 00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:17,680 [ Laughing ] 766 00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:22,720 [ Trolley Rumbling ] 767 00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:24,760 A RABBIT. 768 00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:29,880 A TOON RABBIT... 769 00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:34,400 ABOUT YEA... BIG. 770 00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:38,040 LOOK, THERE’S NO RABBIT HERE. 771 00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:40,040 SO DON’T HARASS MY CUSTOMERS. 772 00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:44,600 I DIDN’T COME HERE TO HARASS. I CAME HERE TO REWARD. 773 00:52:00,720 --> 00:52:03,640 [ Chalk Squeaking ] 774 00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:08,960 [ Squeaking ] [ Gasping ] 775 00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:16,880 ♪♪ [ Whistling ] 776 00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:23,040 HEY. I SEEN A RABBIT. 777 00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:25,880 WHERE ? 778 00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:27,880 [ Gasping ] YA SEE ? 779 00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:37,440 WHERE ? HE’S RIGHT HERE IN THE BAR. 780 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:46,800 WELL, SAY HELLO, HARVEY. 781 00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:50,800 [ All Laughing ] 782 00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:55,200 [ Sighing ] I TOLD YA SO. 783 00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:20,440 "MERRY-GO-ROUND BROKE DOWN." 784 00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:26,440 QUITE A LOONY SELECTION FOR A GROUP OF DRUNKEN REPROBATES. 785 00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:28,440 [ Clearing Throat ] 786 00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:32,880 [ Sniffing ] 787 00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:34,880 HE’S HERE ! 788 00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:38,600 [ Gulping ] [ Laughing ] 789 00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:42,680 STOP THAT LAUGHING ! [ Laughing ] 790 00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:49,040 HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME ? 791 00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:52,280 IF YOU DON’T STOP THIS LAUGHING, YOU’RE GONNA END UP DEAD, 792 00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:54,960 JUST LIKE YOUR IDIOT HYENA COUSINS ! 793 00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:59,000 HEY, BOSS, YOU WANT WE SHOULD "DISRESEMBLE" THE PLACE ? 794 00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:01,000 NO, SERGEANT. 795 00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:04,480 DISASSEMBLING THE PLACE WON’T BE NECESSARY. 796 00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:09,120 THE RABBIT IS GOING TO COME RIGHT TO ME. 797 00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:11,120 ♪♪ [ Knocking, "Shave And A Haircut" ] 798 00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:14,080 GEE. NO TOON... 799 00:54:14,160 --> 00:54:18,600 CAN RESIST THE OLD SHAVE-AND-A-HAIRCUT TRICK. 800 00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:28,800 ♪♪ [ Knocking Continues ] I DON’T KNOW WHO’S TOONIER, YOU OR DOOM. 801 00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:31,280 - [ Moaning, Teeth Rattling ] - ROGER. 802 00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:36,400 RO-- ROGER ! 803 00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:41,200 - ROGER, NO. - [ Knocking ] 804 00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:46,440 [ Eddie ] ROGER, DON’T. ROGER. 805 00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:51,040 ♪ SHAVE AND A HAIRCUT ♪ 806 00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:53,040 [ Explosion ] 807 00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:55,800 ♪ TWO BITS ♪♪ 808 00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:58,720 [ Gulping, Whimpering ] 809 00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:03,840 HEY, JUDGE, WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH THE WALLFLOWER ? 810 00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:06,080 WE’LL SEE TO HIM LATER. 811 00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:10,320 RIGHT NOW, I FEEL LIKE DISPENSING SOME JUSTICE. 812 00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:12,720 BRING ME SOME DIP. 813 00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:14,960 [ Hissing ] AAH ! 814 00:55:15,080 --> 00:55:17,000 [ Knees Knocking, Teeth Chattering ] 815 00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:19,000 [ Groaning ] 816 00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:23,120 DOES THE CONDEMNED HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY BEFORE HIS SENTENCE IS CARRIED OUT ? 817 00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:25,160 WHY, YEAH-- [ Choking, Wheezing ] 818 00:55:27,120 --> 00:55:29,040 WAH ! 819 00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:32,480 DOLORES, BOURBON. AND MAKE IT A DOUBLE. 820 00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:35,080 FINE TIME FOR A DRINK, EDDIE. 821 00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:38,760 MAYBE YOU’D LIKE A BOWL OF PRETZELS TO GO WITH IT ! JUST POUR THE DRINK, DOLORES. 822 00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:40,840 [ Roger Groaning ] 823 00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:46,960 HEY, JUDGE ? 824 00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:49,520 DON’T A DYIN’ RABBIT DESERVE A LAST REQUEST ? 825 00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:52,360 YEAH. NOSE PLUGS WOULD BE NICE ! 826 00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:55,040 I THINK YOU WANT A DRINK. 827 00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:58,840 [ Whimpering ] HOW ’BOUT IT, JUDGE ? 828 00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:00,880 WELL, WHY NOT ? 829 00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:03,960 I DON’T MIND PROLONGING THE EXECUTION. 830 00:56:04,040 --> 00:56:07,160 HAPPY TRAILS. NO THANKS, EDDIE. I’M TRYIN’ TO CUT DOWN. 831 00:56:07,240 --> 00:56:09,680 DRINK THE DRINK. BUT I DON’T WANT THE DRINK. 832 00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:12,080 HE DOESN’T WANT THE DRINK. HE DOES ! I DON’T. 833 00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:13,520 YOU DO. YOU DO. I DON’T. I DON’T. 834 00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:16,480 YOU DO. YOU DON’T. I DON’T. I DO. 835 00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:19,080 YOU DON’T. YOU DON’T. I DO. 836 00:56:19,160 --> 00:56:23,280 LISTEN, WHEN I SAY, "I DO," THAT MEANS I DO ! [ Gulping ] 837 00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:25,280 [ Explosion ] 838 00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:30,840 [ Gurgling ] 839 00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:39,520 AAH ! 840 00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:03,200 GOTCHA, KID. 841 00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:10,520 COME ON, EDDIE, LET’S GET OUTTA HERE ! 842 00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:12,880 MOVE IT, POPS. YIKES ! 843 00:57:13,920 --> 00:57:15,840 THAT WAS QUICK THINKIN’, EDDIE. 844 00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:18,760 NOTHIN’ LIKE USIN’ THE OL’ SPINE FLOWER, THE WISE NOODLE, THE-- 845 00:57:18,840 --> 00:57:22,400 ROGER ! LET’S USE THIS. YAH ! 846 00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:26,200 LET’S GET OUTTA HERE. WHAT’RE YOU WAITIN’ FOR ? THERE’S NO DAMN KEY. 847 00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:28,680 HEY, YOU WEASELS, LEMME OUTTA HERE, WILL YA ? 848 00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:32,840 COME ON, I GOTTA MAKE A LIVIN’. BENNY, IS THAT YOU ? 849 00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:35,000 [ Benny ] NO, IT’S ELEANOR ROOSEVELT. 850 00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:37,600 COME ON, ROGER, GET ME OUTTA HERE. 851 00:57:37,680 --> 00:57:41,640 EDDIE, WE GOT OURSELVES A RIDE. OPEN THE DOORS ! 852 00:57:41,720 --> 00:57:43,640 [ Horn Honking ] 853 00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:49,560 WHOO ! AHH, THAT’S BETTER. 854 00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:52,400 I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY LOCKED ME UP FOR DRIVIN’ ON THE SIDEWALK. 855 00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:55,000 COME ON, EDDIE. GET IN. 856 00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:57,000 IT WAS JUST A COUPLE OF MILES. 857 00:57:57,120 --> 00:57:59,160 I’LL DRIVE. BUT I WANNA DRIVE. 858 00:57:59,240 --> 00:58:01,600 NO, I’LL DRIVE. I’M THE CAB. 859 00:58:01,680 --> 00:58:04,400 OUTTA MY WAY, PENCIL-NECK ! 860 00:58:04,480 --> 00:58:06,400 HOW ABOUT THIS WEATHER, HUH ? 861 00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:09,760 IT NEVER RAINS. 862 00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:12,000 THEY SPRUNG THE CAB. LET’S GO. 863 00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:15,800 AND HOW ABOUT THOSE BROOKLYN DODGERS ? ARE THEY BUMS, OR WHAT ? 864 00:58:15,880 --> 00:58:18,120 MOVE OVER, I’M DRIVIN’. 865 00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:20,160 [ Siren Wailing ] 866 00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:22,280 BENNY, EDDIE, WE GOT COMPANY ! 867 00:58:22,360 --> 00:58:26,400 - WOULD YOU LOOK AT THESE TWO-- EXCUSE ME, LADIES. - [ Roger Screams ] 868 00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:29,840 NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL A COUPLE OF ROAD HOGS. [ Gunfire ] 869 00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:31,520 I’M GONNA BLOW HIS HEAD OFF. [ Gunfire ] 870 00:58:31,600 --> 00:58:36,520 BENNY, LOOK OUT FOR THE RED CAR ! 871 00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:38,840 [ Tires Screeching, Brakes Squealing ] 872 00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:43,520 - [ Grunting ] - [ Roger ] WHOA ! 873 00:58:43,600 --> 00:58:46,600 [ Roger ] BENNY, THERE’S COPS RIGHT BEHIND US ! 874 00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:49,280 NOT FOR LONG, ROGER. 875 00:58:49,360 --> 00:58:52,240 NOW THEY’RE RIGHT IN FRONT OF US. 876 00:58:53,960 --> 00:58:56,320 EDDIE, WE’RE GOIN’ BACKWARDS. TURN US AROUND ! 877 00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:59,880 GIMME THE WHEEL. GIMME THE WHEEL ! 878 00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:04,640 THE COPS ARE STILL ON OUR TAIL. 879 00:59:04,720 --> 00:59:06,920 I KNOW THE COPS ARE ON OUR TAIL. WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM, BLI-- BENNY ! 880 00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:09,360 [ Both Screaming ] 881 00:59:09,440 --> 00:59:11,680 - [ Laughing ] - PULL THE LEVER ! 882 00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:13,480 WHICH ONE ? WHICH ONE ? 883 00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:16,120 [ Benny ] "WHICH ONE" ? [ Alarm Buzzing ] 884 00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:18,880 I’M GONNA RAM ’EM. 885 00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:23,880 WHOA ! 886 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,280 [ Benny ] I’M GETTIN’ TOO OLD FOR THIS. 887 00:59:28,760 --> 00:59:32,040 AAH ! 888 00:59:33,760 --> 00:59:37,800 - JUMPIN’ JEEPERS. - HEY, ROGER, WHAT DO YOU CALL THE MIDDLE OF A SONG ? 889 00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:41,840 GEE, I DON’T KNOW-- A BRIDGE ! AAH ! 890 00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:45,000 [ Benny Laughing ] WELL, FELLAS, WHERE CAN I DROP YA ? 891 00:59:45,080 --> 00:59:48,000 SOMEWHERE WE CAN HIDE. I GOT JUST THE PLACE. 892 00:59:48,080 --> 00:59:53,000 AND INCIDENTALLY, IF YOU SHOULD EVER NEED A RIDE, JUST STICK OUT YOUR THUMB. 893 00:59:53,080 --> 00:59:55,840 HEY, SHARE THE ROAD, WILL YA, LADY ? 894 00:59:55,920 --> 01:00:00,520 AH, NOW THAT WASN’T SO BAD, WAS IT ? 895 01:00:00,600 --> 01:00:03,560 [ Laughing ] 896 01:00:07,600 --> 01:00:09,920 [ Roger Laughing ] 897 01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:16,840 BOY, DID YOU SEE THAT ? 898 01:00:16,920 --> 01:00:19,000 NOBODY TAKES A WALLOP LIKE GOOFY. 899 01:00:19,080 --> 01:00:22,480 WHAT TIMING. WHAT FINESSE. WHAT A GENIUS. 900 01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:26,480 [ Laughing ] OUCH ! 901 01:00:26,600 --> 01:00:29,720 WE’RE SUPPOSED TO BE HIDING. WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU ? 902 01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:31,720 OW. WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU ? 903 01:00:31,800 --> 01:00:34,560 YOU’RE THE ONLY PERSON IN THIS THEATER THAT ISN’T LAUGHING. 904 01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:38,040 IS THERE NOTHING THAT CAN PERMEATE YOUR IMPERVIOUS PUSS ? 905 01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:40,320 HEY, EDDIE. [ Gurgling ] 906 01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:42,320 BOY, NOTHIN’. 907 01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:47,200 WHAT COULD HAVE POSSIBLY HAPPENED TO YOU TO TURN YOU INTO SUCH A SOURPUSS ? 908 01:00:47,280 --> 01:00:49,200 YOU WANNA KNOW ? 909 01:00:49,280 --> 01:00:52,240 I’LL TELL YOU. A TOON KILLED MY BROTHER. 910 01:00:52,320 --> 01:00:54,240 A TOON ? NO. 911 01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:57,760 THAT’S RIGHT, A TOON. [ Sighing ] 912 01:00:57,840 --> 01:01:01,560 WE WERE INVESTIGATING A ROBBERY OF THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF TOONTOWN. 913 01:01:01,680 --> 01:01:05,160 BACK IN THOSE DAYS, ME AND TEDDY LIKED WORKIN’ TOONTOWN. 914 01:01:05,240 --> 01:01:08,160 THOUGHT IT WAS A LOT OF LAUGHS. 915 01:01:08,240 --> 01:01:12,160 ANYWAY, THIS GUY... 916 01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:15,360 GOT AWAY WITH A ZILLION SIMOLEONS. 917 01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:18,120 [ Laughs ] 918 01:01:18,240 --> 01:01:22,000 WE TRAILED HIM TO A LITTLE DIVE DOWN ON YOCKSTER STREET. 919 01:01:22,080 --> 01:01:24,000 WE WENT IN. 920 01:01:25,760 --> 01:01:27,840 ONLY HE GOT THE DROP ON US. 921 01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:30,360 LITERALLY. 922 01:01:30,440 --> 01:01:33,520 DROPPED A PIANO ON US FROM 15 STORIES. 923 01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:39,360 BROKE MY ARM. TEDDY NEVER MADE IT. 924 01:01:40,960 --> 01:01:43,960 I NEVER DID FIND OUT WHO THAT GUY WAS. 925 01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:48,880 ALL I REMEMBER WAS, HE WAS STANDIN’ OVER ME, LAUGHIN’, 926 01:01:48,960 --> 01:01:52,200 WITH THOSE BURNIN’ RED EYES... 927 01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:54,720 AND THAT HIGH, SQUEAKY VOICE. 928 01:01:56,960 --> 01:01:59,920 HE DISAPPEARED INTO TOONTOWN AFTER THAT. 929 01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:04,880 [ Weeping ] NO WONDER YOU HATE ME. 930 01:02:04,960 --> 01:02:08,800 IF A TOON KILLED MY BROTHER, I’D HATE ME TOO. 931 01:02:08,880 --> 01:02:12,160 COME ON, DON’T CRY. I DON’T HATE YA. 932 01:02:12,240 --> 01:02:14,240 YES, YOU DO. NO, I DON’T. 933 01:02:14,320 --> 01:02:16,240 YOU DO HATE ME. 934 01:02:16,320 --> 01:02:19,760 OTHERWISE YOU WOULDN’T HAVE YANKED MY EARS ALL THOSE TIMES. 935 01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:22,400 ALL RIGHT, I’M-- I’M SORRY I YANKED YOUR EARS. 936 01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:25,200 ALL THE TIMES YOU YANKED MY EARS ? 937 01:02:25,280 --> 01:02:27,720 ALL THE TIMES I YANKED YOUR EARS. 938 01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:29,800 APOLOGY ACCEPTED. 939 01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:32,000 PUT ’ER THERE, PAL. I FEEL BET-- 940 01:02:32,080 --> 01:02:35,680 OH, BOY, I HOPE IT’S ANOTHER CARTOON ! 941 01:02:35,760 --> 01:02:39,560 ♪♪ [ Fanfare ] JEEPERS, ANOTHER STUPID NEWSREEL. 942 01:02:39,640 --> 01:02:42,360 I HATE THE NEWS. 943 01:02:42,440 --> 01:02:44,520 SO YOU GOT ALL MY STUFF ? 944 01:02:44,600 --> 01:02:49,520 YES. IT’S ALL PACKED UP IN THE CAR OUTSIDE. 945 01:02:49,600 --> 01:02:54,360 WOULD HAVE BEEN HERE RIGHT AFTER YOU CALLED, BUT I HAD TO SHAKE THE WEASELS. 946 01:02:54,440 --> 01:02:59,360 YEAH. I’M SORRY ABOUT THE TROUBLE IN THE BAR. 947 01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:03,200 WELL, HELL, STUFFING OLIVES FOR A LIVIN’ WASN’T FOR ME ANYWAY. 948 01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:06,480 DOLORES ? 949 01:03:06,560 --> 01:03:09,160 [ Newsreel Continues ] 950 01:03:09,240 --> 01:03:12,160 YOU OUGHT TO FIND YOURSELF A GOOD MAN. 951 01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:18,320 BUT I ALREADY HAVE A GOOD MAN. 952 01:03:20,440 --> 01:03:22,360 [ Roger Sighing ] 953 01:03:24,760 --> 01:03:27,800 P-P-PLEASE, DON’T MIND ME. 954 01:03:30,360 --> 01:03:32,320 YOU BETTER GET GOING, EDDIE. 955 01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:36,960 [ Announcer ] A NEAR MISS. 956 01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:36,960 [ Announcer ] A NEAR MISS. 957 01:03:37,040 --> 01:03:39,760 BUT THIS MISS SAYS, THAT’S AS GOOD AS A SMILE. 958 01:03:39,840 --> 01:03:42,280 CALIFORNIA CLOVERLEAF-- 959 01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:45,880 I’M GLAD TEDDY’S NOT HERE TO SEE ME RUNNIN’ AWAY WITH MY TAIL BETWEEN MY LEGS. 960 01:03:45,960 --> 01:03:49,440 [ Roger ] IT’S NOT SO BAD ONCE YOU GET USED TO IT. 961 01:03:49,520 --> 01:03:52,120 [ Announcer ] THE PACIFIC RED CAR TROLLEY LINE... 962 01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:54,880 AND THE VENERATED MAROON CARTOON STUDIOS. 963 01:03:54,960 --> 01:03:58,200 HERE R.K. MAROON IS SEEN CLINCHING THE DEAL... 964 01:03:58,280 --> 01:04:00,920 WITH CLOVERLEAF’S BANKERS AND EXECS... 965 01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:04,480 IN ONE OF THE BIGGEST REAL ESTATE DEALS EVER IN CALIFORNIA HISTORY. 966 01:04:04,560 --> 01:04:07,120 THAT’S IT ! THREE AND A HALF MILLION DOLLARS FOR A-- 967 01:04:07,200 --> 01:04:09,360 THAT’S THE CONNECTION ! 968 01:04:17,760 --> 01:04:20,680 [ Roger ] LET’S FORGET IT. THERE’S NOBODY HERE. 969 01:04:20,760 --> 01:04:22,680 IS THAT IT, OR ARE YOU SCARED ? 970 01:04:22,760 --> 01:04:26,000 P-P-PLEASE ! ME SCARED ? DON’T BE RIDICULOUS. 971 01:04:27,760 --> 01:04:30,640 WHEN YOU CALLED MAROON, YOU TOLD HIM YOU HAD THE WILL. 972 01:04:30,760 --> 01:04:34,200 BUT YOU DON’T. WHEN HE FINDS OUT, HE’S GONNA BE MAD. 973 01:04:34,280 --> 01:04:36,640 HE MIGHT TRY TO KILL YA. 974 01:04:36,720 --> 01:04:38,640 I CAN HANDLE A HOLLYWOOD CREAM PUFF. 975 01:04:38,720 --> 01:04:41,880 I JUST DON’T WANT THE ODDS TO CHANGE. YOU COVER MY BACK. 976 01:04:43,560 --> 01:04:46,360 AND IF YOU HEAR OR SEE ANYTHING, BEEP THE HORN TWICE. 977 01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:49,520 YEAH, THAT’S IT. BEEP THE HORN TWICE. COVER YOUR BACK. 978 01:04:49,600 --> 01:04:54,200 BOY, I’M READY. DUKES UP, EYES PEELED, EARS TO THE GROUND. 979 01:04:54,280 --> 01:04:58,160 WHY, NOBODY GETS THE DROP ON ROGER RABBIT. 980 01:04:58,240 --> 01:05:00,160 [ Gurgling ] 981 01:05:19,400 --> 01:05:21,440 AAH ! WHAT’S UP, DOC ? 982 01:05:21,560 --> 01:05:23,640 VALIANT, WHAT ARE YOU TRYIN’ TO DO, GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK ? 983 01:05:23,720 --> 01:05:26,000 YOU NEED A HEART BEFORE YOU CAN HAVE AN ATTACK. 984 01:05:26,080 --> 01:05:29,960 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. YA GOT THE WILL ? SURE. 985 01:05:30,040 --> 01:05:31,960 I GOT THE WILL. 986 01:05:33,800 --> 01:05:36,240 QUESTION IS, DO YOU HAVE THE WAY ? 987 01:05:36,320 --> 01:05:39,040 ’CAUSE I CAN TELL YOU NOW, IT AIN’T GONNA COME CHEAP. 988 01:05:39,120 --> 01:05:41,760 YOU GOT A LOT OF BRASS, COMING UP HERE BY YOURSELF. 989 01:05:41,840 --> 01:05:43,760 WHO SAID I’M HERE BY MYSELF ? 990 01:05:55,680 --> 01:05:57,880 LEMME SEE THAT WILL. 991 01:05:57,960 --> 01:06:01,800 I TOLD YOU I GOT IT. I WANNA SEE IT NOW ! 992 01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:08,760 "HOW DO I LOVE THEE ? LET ME COUNT THE WAYS" ? 993 01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:11,880 THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE ? NO. THIS IS. 994 01:06:11,960 --> 01:06:14,720 [ Spluttering ] 995 01:06:14,800 --> 01:06:16,960 [ Groaning ] 996 01:06:17,040 --> 01:06:18,960 GET UP. COME ON. 997 01:06:19,040 --> 01:06:22,000 [ Panting ] WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO TO ME, VALIANT ? 998 01:06:22,080 --> 01:06:26,000 I’M GONNA LISTEN TO YOU SPIN THE CLOVERLEAF SCENARIO, 999 01:06:26,080 --> 01:06:30,000 THE STORY OF GREED, SEX AND MURDER. 1000 01:06:30,080 --> 01:06:34,000 AND THE PARTS THAT I DON’T LIKE, I’M GONNA EDIT OUT. 1001 01:06:34,080 --> 01:06:37,400 YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG. I’M A CARTOON MAKER, NOT A MURDERER ! 1002 01:06:37,480 --> 01:06:39,720 EVERYBODY’S GOTTA HAVE A HOBBY. [ Groaning ] 1003 01:06:40,800 --> 01:06:43,440 OH, STOP IT. STOP IT ! STOP IT ! 1004 01:06:43,560 --> 01:06:46,960 THE TRUTH IS, I HAD A CHANCE TO SELL MY STUDIO. 1005 01:06:47,040 --> 01:06:50,160 BUT CLOVERLEAF WOULDN’T BUY MY PROPERTY UNLESS ACME SOLD ’EM HIS. 1006 01:06:50,240 --> 01:06:52,160 THE STUBBORN BASTARD WOULDN’T SELL, 1007 01:06:52,240 --> 01:06:55,280 SO I WAS GONNA BLACKMAIL ACME WITH PICTURES OF HIM AND THE RABBIT’S WIFE. 1008 01:06:55,360 --> 01:06:59,240 BLACKMAIL, THAT’S ALL. I’VE BEEN AROUND TOONS ALL MY LIFE. 1009 01:06:59,320 --> 01:07:02,320 I DIDN’T WANT TO SEE ’EM DESTROYED ! TOONS DESTROYED ? 1010 01:07:02,400 --> 01:07:04,600 - WHY ? - IF I TELL YA, I’M A DEAD MAN. 1011 01:07:04,680 --> 01:07:08,280 YOU’RE A DEAD MAN IF YOU DON’T TELL ME. UNLESS ACME’S WILL SHOWS... 1012 01:07:08,360 --> 01:07:13,560 BY MIDNIGHT TONIGHT, TOONTOWN’S GONNA BE LAND FOR THE FREE-- AAH ! 1013 01:07:37,200 --> 01:07:39,200 [ Tires Screeching ] ROGER ! 1014 01:07:43,040 --> 01:07:45,920 [ Tires Screeching, Horn Honking ] 1015 01:07:47,040 --> 01:07:49,960 [ Bell Ringing ] 1016 01:07:50,040 --> 01:07:52,440 [ Tires Screeching ] 1017 01:08:01,520 --> 01:08:04,360 [ Brakes Squealing ] 1018 01:08:43,440 --> 01:08:45,360 [ Snoring ] 1019 01:08:45,440 --> 01:08:48,000 WHAT ? WHAT IN SAM HILL ? 1020 01:08:48,080 --> 01:08:52,320 EDDIE VALIANT. WELL, YOU’RE A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES. 1021 01:08:52,440 --> 01:08:56,240 I AIN’T SEEN YOU TO NIGH ONTO FIVE YEARS. WHERE YA BEEN ? 1022 01:08:56,360 --> 01:08:58,360 DRUNK. 1023 01:08:58,440 --> 01:09:00,720 FEELIN’ FRISKY TONIGHT, FELLAS ? 1024 01:09:00,800 --> 01:09:02,680 YEAH ! 1025 01:09:02,760 --> 01:09:05,280 [ Chamber Clicks ] LET’S GO. 1026 01:09:05,360 --> 01:09:08,560 [ Whooping, Laughing ] YAHOO ! 1027 01:09:30,760 --> 01:09:32,680 [ Grunting ] 1028 01:09:32,760 --> 01:09:36,320 [ War Cry ] 1029 01:09:36,400 --> 01:09:39,360 [ Engine Roaring, Tires Screeching ] 1030 01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:48,680 ♪♪ [ Suspenseful ] 1031 01:10:06,320 --> 01:10:09,920 ♪ SMILE DARN YA, SMILE ♪ 1032 01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:15,640 ♪ YOU KNOW THIS OLD WORLD IS A GREAT WORLD AFTER ALL ♪ 1033 01:10:15,720 --> 01:10:19,480 ♪ SMILE DARN YA, SMILE ♪ 1034 01:10:19,560 --> 01:10:24,760 ♪ AND RIGHT AWAY WATCH LADY LUCK PAY YOU A CALL ♪ 1035 01:10:24,840 --> 01:10:29,400 ♪ THINGS ARE NEVER BLACK AS THEY ARE PAINTED ♪ 1036 01:10:29,480 --> 01:10:33,680 - ♪ TIME FOR YOU AND JOY TO GET ACQUAINTED ♪♪ - HI, EDDIE. 1037 01:10:33,760 --> 01:10:37,760 HI, EDDIE. HI, EDDIE. BYE, EDDIE. 1038 01:10:37,840 --> 01:10:40,880 [ Explosion, Steam Hissing ] 1039 01:10:45,760 --> 01:10:47,720 [ Siren Wailing, Horn Honking ] 1040 01:10:49,680 --> 01:10:53,040 TALLYHO ! TALLYHO ! [ Laughing ] 1041 01:10:53,120 --> 01:10:56,080 [ Cacophony ] 1042 01:11:01,640 --> 01:11:03,840 [ Birds Chirping ] 1043 01:11:03,920 --> 01:11:05,840 GET OUTTA HERE. 1044 01:11:09,840 --> 01:11:12,520 [ Buzzing ] 1045 01:11:12,600 --> 01:11:16,280 [ Crashing ] 1046 01:11:16,360 --> 01:11:18,640 GOING UP, SIR. 1047 01:11:20,040 --> 01:11:22,080 YAH ! 1048 01:11:23,600 --> 01:11:26,720 MIND THE STEP, SIR. 1049 01:11:26,800 --> 01:11:30,120 HOLD ON, SIR. 1050 01:11:30,200 --> 01:11:33,040 YAH ! 1051 01:11:36,480 --> 01:11:39,120 YOUR FLOOR, SIR. 1052 01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:43,640 [ Grunting ] HAVE A GOOD DAY, SIR. 1053 01:11:47,080 --> 01:11:49,640 AH. GOTCHA. 1054 01:11:53,680 --> 01:11:56,320 A MAN ! 1055 01:11:58,040 --> 01:12:03,080 [ Kissing ] 1056 01:12:03,160 --> 01:12:05,480 YOO-HOO, LOVER-BOY ! 1057 01:12:05,560 --> 01:12:07,680 IT’S LENA HYENA ! 1058 01:12:11,080 --> 01:12:13,240 AAH ! 1059 01:12:13,320 --> 01:12:16,960 OH, NO ! 1060 01:12:17,040 --> 01:12:19,720 AAH ! 1061 01:12:24,480 --> 01:12:28,080 - OH, WOOK, PIGGIES ! - HI, TWEETY. 1062 01:12:28,160 --> 01:12:30,320 THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO MARKET. 1063 01:12:30,400 --> 01:12:32,640 - THIS LITTLE PIGGY STAYED HOME. - NO. 1064 01:12:32,720 --> 01:12:35,040 THIS LITTLE PIGGY HAD ROAST BEEF. 1065 01:12:35,120 --> 01:12:38,360 - AND THIS LITTLE PIGGY HAD-- - AAH ! 1066 01:12:38,440 --> 01:12:40,320 UH-OH. RAN OUTTA PIGGIES. 1067 01:12:40,400 --> 01:12:43,720 YAH ! 1068 01:12:43,840 --> 01:12:45,760 [ Chomping ] 1069 01:12:45,840 --> 01:12:48,720 EH, WHAT’S UP, DOC ? JUMPIN’ WITHOUT A PARACHUTE ? 1070 01:12:48,800 --> 01:12:50,720 KINDA DANGEROUS, AIN’T IT ? YEAH. 1071 01:12:50,800 --> 01:12:54,200 YEAH, YOU COULD GET KILLED. [ Laughing ] YOU GUYS GOT A SPARE ? 1072 01:12:54,280 --> 01:12:56,360 UH, BUGS DOES. YEAH ? 1073 01:12:56,480 --> 01:12:58,360 YEAH, BUT I DON’T THINK YOU WANT IT. 1074 01:12:58,480 --> 01:13:00,520 I DO, I DO. GIVE IT TO ME. GEE. 1075 01:13:00,600 --> 01:13:02,800 BETTER LET HIM HAVE IT, BUGS. OKAY, DOC. 1076 01:13:02,880 --> 01:13:06,520 WHATEVER YOU SAY. HERE’S THE SPARE. THANK YOU. 1077 01:13:06,600 --> 01:13:09,320 [ Grunting ] 1078 01:13:09,400 --> 01:13:12,840 AW, NO ! AHH ! 1079 01:13:12,920 --> 01:13:16,640 AW, POOR FELLA. HA, HA. YEAH. AIN’T I A STINKER ? 1080 01:13:16,720 --> 01:13:18,840 AAH ! 1081 01:13:18,960 --> 01:13:21,960 MY MAN ! [ Kissing ] [ Groaning ] 1082 01:13:26,360 --> 01:13:28,920 COME TO LENA ! 1083 01:13:31,200 --> 01:13:33,840 - [ Giggling ] - [ Grunting ] 1084 01:13:33,920 --> 01:13:35,840 [ Giggling ] OOH ! 1085 01:13:35,920 --> 01:13:38,600 TOONS. GETS ’EM EVERY TIME. 1086 01:13:38,680 --> 01:13:40,600 [ Footsteps ] 1087 01:13:43,240 --> 01:13:45,600 [ Cat Meowing ] 1088 01:13:47,960 --> 01:13:50,920 [ Meowing Continues ] 1089 01:13:54,720 --> 01:13:56,640 [ Sneezes ] 1090 01:13:56,720 --> 01:13:59,120 GESUNDHEIT. THANK YOU. 1091 01:13:59,200 --> 01:14:01,080 VALIANT. 1092 01:14:06,080 --> 01:14:09,000 I ALWAYS KNEW I’D GET IT IN TOONTOWN. 1093 01:14:09,080 --> 01:14:12,600 - BEHIND YOU ! - [ Moaning ] 1094 01:14:12,720 --> 01:14:16,160 DROP IT, LADY. I JUST SAVED YOUR LIFE, AND YOU STILL DON’T TRUST ME ? 1095 01:14:16,240 --> 01:14:19,720 I DON’T TRUST ANYBODY OR ANYTHING. NOT EVEN YOUR OWN EYES ? 1096 01:14:19,800 --> 01:14:24,000 THAT’S THE GUN THAT KILLED R.K. MAROON. AND DOOM PULLED THE TRIGGER. 1097 01:14:24,080 --> 01:14:28,000 DOOM ? I FOLLOWED HIM TO THE STUDIO. BUT I WAS TOO LATE TO STOP HIM. 1098 01:14:28,080 --> 01:14:30,320 [ Doom ] THAT’S RIGHT. YOU’LL NEVER STOP ME ! 1099 01:14:30,400 --> 01:14:33,800 - YOU’RE DEAD ! YOU’RE ALL DEAD ! - DOOM ! 1100 01:14:36,440 --> 01:14:38,840 WHICH WAY’D HE GO ? WELL, I DON’T KNOW-- 1101 01:14:38,920 --> 01:14:42,200 BUT-- HE WENT THATAWAY. LET’S GO ! 1102 01:14:42,280 --> 01:14:45,400 DUMDUMS. YEAH. COME ON. 1103 01:14:45,480 --> 01:14:48,520 OH, NO. WHERE’S ROGER ? 1104 01:14:48,600 --> 01:14:52,600 ROGER ? HE CHICKENED OUT ON ME, BACK AT THE STUDIO. NO, HE DIDN’T. 1105 01:14:52,720 --> 01:14:56,360 I HIT HIM ON THE HEAD WITH A FRYING PAN AND PUT HIM IN THE TRUNK, SO HE WOULDN’T GET HURT. 1106 01:14:56,440 --> 01:14:58,360 MAKES PERFECT SENSE. 1107 01:14:58,440 --> 01:15:00,880 WE’RE OBVIOUSLY NOT GOING ANYWHERE IN MY CAR. LET’S TAKE YOURS. 1108 01:15:00,960 --> 01:15:03,440 [ Tires Screeching ] 1109 01:15:03,520 --> 01:15:05,640 I GOT A FEELING SOMEBODY ALREADY DID. 1110 01:15:05,720 --> 01:15:08,240 FROM THE LOOKS OF IT, I’D SAY IT WAS ROGER. 1111 01:15:08,320 --> 01:15:11,000 MY HONEY-BUNNY WAS NEVER VERY GOOD BEHIND THE WHEEL. 1112 01:15:11,080 --> 01:15:14,680 A BETTER LOVER THAN A DRIVER, HUH ? YOU’D BETTER BELIEVE IT, BUSTER. 1113 01:15:14,760 --> 01:15:16,680 [ Siren Wailing ] UH-OH. IT’S THE WEASELS. 1114 01:15:16,760 --> 01:15:18,680 THIS WAY. WE’LL TAKE GINGERBREAD LANE. NO, WAIT. 1115 01:15:18,760 --> 01:15:20,720 NO, NO. GINGERBREAD LANE’S THIS WAY. 1116 01:15:20,800 --> 01:15:24,600 [ Brakes Squealing ] SO VALIANT, YOU CALL A CAB, OR WHAT ? 1117 01:15:24,680 --> 01:15:28,880 HUBBA, HUBBA, HUBBA. ALLOW ME, MADAM-OISELLE. 1118 01:15:31,480 --> 01:15:33,680 SO HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN IT WAS DOOM ? 1119 01:15:33,800 --> 01:15:36,480 BEFORE POOR MARVIN ACME WAS KILLED, HE CONFIDED IN ME... 1120 01:15:36,560 --> 01:15:40,320 THAT DOOM WANTED TO GET HIS HANDS ON TOONTOWN, AND HE WOULDN’T STOP AT ANYTHING. 1121 01:15:40,400 --> 01:15:43,280 SO HE GAVE YOU THE WILL FOR SAFEKEEPING ? THAT’S WHAT HE TOLD ME. 1122 01:15:43,360 --> 01:15:46,920 EXCEPT WHEN I OPENED THE ENVELOPE, THERE WAS ONLY A BLANK PIECE OF PAPER INSIDE. 1123 01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:49,720 HUH. A JOKER TO THE END. SO WHERE TO, ALREADY ? 1124 01:15:49,800 --> 01:15:53,040 - MY METER’S RUNNIN’. - I HAVE TO FIND MY DARLING HUSBAND. 1125 01:15:53,120 --> 01:15:55,040 I’M SO WORRIED ABOUT HIM. 1126 01:15:55,120 --> 01:15:59,000 SERIOUSLY, WHAT DO YOU SEE IN THAT GUY ? HE MAKES ME LAUGH. 1127 01:15:59,120 --> 01:16:01,040 [ Tires Screeching ] 1128 01:16:06,760 --> 01:16:08,880 [ Dip Hissing ] AAH ! 1129 01:16:08,960 --> 01:16:12,480 WHOA, I’VE BEEN DIPPED ! 1130 01:16:12,560 --> 01:16:15,560 [ All Grunting ] 1131 01:16:17,520 --> 01:16:21,000 TSK, TSK, TSK, TSK. WHAT AN UNFORTUNATE ACCIDENT. 1132 01:16:21,080 --> 01:16:23,840 NOTHING MORE TREACHEROUS THAN A SLIPPERY ROAD, 1133 01:16:23,920 --> 01:16:27,840 ESPECIALLY WHEN DRIVING IN A MANIACAL TOON VEHICLE. [ Siren Wailing ] 1134 01:16:30,200 --> 01:16:32,120 GOOD WORK, BOSS. [ Laughing ] 1135 01:16:32,200 --> 01:16:34,800 DON’T JUST STAND THERE. HELP THEM. 1136 01:16:34,880 --> 01:16:37,840 PUT THEM IN MY CAR. [ Weasel ] FOLLOW ME. 1137 01:16:37,920 --> 01:16:41,360 I THINK THEY’LL ENJOY ATTENDING THE RIBBON CUTTING AT THE ACME FACTORY. 1138 01:16:41,440 --> 01:16:43,720 [ Weasel ] COME ON, YOU MUGS. 1139 01:16:44,760 --> 01:16:47,760 [ Thunder Rumbling ] 1140 01:16:44,760 --> 01:16:47,760 [ Thunder Rumbling ] 1141 01:16:56,120 --> 01:16:59,480 WE SEARCHED VALIANT, BOSS. THE WILL AIN’T ON ’IM. 1142 01:16:59,560 --> 01:17:01,400 THEN FRISK THE WOMAN ! 1143 01:17:01,480 --> 01:17:04,280 I’LL HANDLE THIS ONE. 1144 01:17:06,840 --> 01:17:09,520 [ Screaming, Shouting ] 1145 01:17:09,600 --> 01:17:13,360 - NICE BOOBY TRAP. - [ Shouting ] 1146 01:17:13,480 --> 01:17:16,680 [ Weasels Laughing ] 1147 01:17:21,040 --> 01:17:23,480 DO THEY HAVE THE WILL, OR NOT ? 1148 01:17:23,560 --> 01:17:25,720 NAH, JUST THIS STUPID LOVE LETTER. NO MATTER. 1149 01:17:25,800 --> 01:17:30,480 I DOUBT IF THAT WILL IS GOING TO SHOW UP IN THE NEXT 15 MINUTES, ANYWAY. 1150 01:17:30,560 --> 01:17:34,280 WHAT HAPPENS IN THE NEXT 15 MINUTES ? TOONTOWN WILL BE LEGALLY MINE, 1151 01:17:34,360 --> 01:17:36,480 LOCK, STOCK AND BARREL. 1152 01:17:36,560 --> 01:17:40,200 [ Tires Screeching ] 1153 01:17:42,360 --> 01:17:44,920 BENNY, IS THAT YOU ? 1154 01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:49,600 NO, IT’S SHIRLEY TEMPLE. AHH ! OH ! EEE ! 1155 01:17:49,680 --> 01:17:51,600 JUMPIN’ JEEPERS, WHAT HAPPENED ? 1156 01:17:51,680 --> 01:17:55,280 DOOM GRABBED YOUR WIFE AND VALIANT AND TOOK ’EM TO THE ACME FACTORY. 1157 01:17:55,400 --> 01:17:58,320 THE ACME FACTORY ? I KNOW WHERE THAT IS. GET IN. 1158 01:17:58,400 --> 01:18:01,200 MOVE OVER, ROG. YOU’VE DONE ENOUGH DRIVIN’ FOR ONE NIGHT. 1159 01:18:01,280 --> 01:18:03,120 [ Tires Screeching ] 1160 01:18:03,200 --> 01:18:07,120 DUH, TOONTOWN RIGHT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WALL, BOSS. [ Coughing, Wheezing ] 1161 01:18:07,200 --> 01:18:10,320 YOU SEE, MR. VALIANT, THE SUCCESSFUL CONCLUSION OF THIS CASE... 1162 01:18:10,400 --> 01:18:14,320 DRAWS THE CURTAINS ON MY CAREER AS A JURIST IN TOONTOWN. 1163 01:18:14,400 --> 01:18:18,040 I’M RETIRING TO TAKE A NEW ROLE IN THE PRIVATE SECTOR. 1164 01:18:18,120 --> 01:18:21,840 THAT WOULDN’T BE CLOVERLEAF INDUSTRIES, BY ANY CHANCE, EH ? UH-UH. 1165 01:18:21,920 --> 01:18:25,000 YOU’RE LOOKING AT THE SOLE STOCKHOLDER. 1166 01:18:29,760 --> 01:18:33,000 BENNY, YOU GO FOR THE COPS. I’M GONNA SAVE MY WIFE. 1167 01:18:33,080 --> 01:18:36,320 BE CAREFUL WITH THAT GUN. THIS AIN’T NO CARTOON, YOU KNOW. 1168 01:18:36,400 --> 01:18:38,880 THIS IS NO WAY TO MAKE A LIVIN’. 1169 01:18:38,960 --> 01:18:40,960 [ Rattling ] 1170 01:18:41,040 --> 01:18:43,680 WOULDN’T YOU KNOW, LOCKED. 1171 01:18:43,760 --> 01:18:45,800 WHOA ! 1172 01:18:45,880 --> 01:18:48,720 [ Flushing ] 1173 01:18:53,560 --> 01:18:56,000 CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THIS IS ? 1174 01:18:57,920 --> 01:19:02,480 OH, MY GOD, IT’S DIP ! 1175 01:19:02,560 --> 01:19:07,240 THAT’S RIGHT, MY DEAR. ENOUGH TO DIP TOONTOWN OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH ! 1176 01:19:09,880 --> 01:19:13,280 VEHICLE OF MY OWN DESIGN. 1177 01:19:13,360 --> 01:19:16,480 FIVE THOUSAND GALLONS OF HEATED DIP... 1178 01:19:16,560 --> 01:19:20,760 PUMPED AT ENORMOUS VELOCITY THROUGH A PRESSURIZED WATER CANNON. 1179 01:19:20,840 --> 01:19:25,320 TOONTOWN WILL BE ERASED IN A MATTER OF MINUTES. 1180 01:19:25,400 --> 01:19:27,520 [ Coughing, Wheezing ] 1181 01:19:27,600 --> 01:19:31,640 [ Jessica ] I SUPPOSE YOU THINK NO ONE’S GOING TO NOTICE TOONTOWN’S DISAPPEARED ? 1182 01:19:31,720 --> 01:19:34,640 WHO’S GOT TIME TO WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO SOME RIDICULOUS TALKING MICE... 1183 01:19:34,720 --> 01:19:38,920 WHEN YOU’RE DRIVING BY AT 75 MILES AN HOUR ? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ? 1184 01:19:39,000 --> 01:19:42,000 THERE’S NO ROAD PAST TOONTOWN. NOT YET. 1185 01:19:42,080 --> 01:19:45,480 SEVERAL MONTHS AGO, I HAD THE GOOD PROVIDENCE TO STUMBLE UPON... 1186 01:19:45,560 --> 01:19:48,200 THIS PLAN OF THE CITY COUNCIL’S, 1187 01:19:48,280 --> 01:19:51,000 A CONSTRUCTION PLAN OF EPIC PROPORTIONS. 1188 01:19:51,080 --> 01:19:55,520 THEY ARE CALLING IT A FREEWAY. [ Valiant ] "FREEWAY" ? 1189 01:19:55,600 --> 01:19:58,000 WHAT THE HELL’S A FREEWAY ? 1190 01:19:58,080 --> 01:20:02,360 EIGHT LANES OF SHIMMERING CEMENT RUNNING FROM HERE TO PASADENA. 1191 01:20:02,440 --> 01:20:04,520 SMOOTH, SAFE, FAST. 1192 01:20:04,600 --> 01:20:07,480 TRAFFIC JAMS WILL BE A THING OF THE PAST. 1193 01:20:07,560 --> 01:20:11,560 SO THAT’S WHY YOU KILLED ACME AND MAROON ? FOR THIS FREEWAY ? 1194 01:20:11,640 --> 01:20:14,840 I DON’T GET IT. OF COURSE NOT. YOU LACK VISION. 1195 01:20:14,960 --> 01:20:20,040 I SEE A PLACE WHERE PEOPLE GET ON AND OFF THE FREEWAY. 1196 01:20:20,120 --> 01:20:22,480 ON AND OFF, OFF AND ON, 1197 01:20:22,560 --> 01:20:25,480 ALL DAY, ALL NIGHT ! 1198 01:20:25,560 --> 01:20:27,800 SOON, WHERE TOONTOWN ONCE STOOD, WILL BE... 1199 01:20:27,880 --> 01:20:30,360 A STRING OF GAS STATIONS; 1200 01:20:30,440 --> 01:20:32,360 INEXPENSIVE MOTELS; 1201 01:20:32,440 --> 01:20:35,880 RESTAURANTS THAT SERVE RAPIDLY PREPARED FOOD; 1202 01:20:35,960 --> 01:20:37,880 TIRE SALONS; 1203 01:20:37,960 --> 01:20:40,560 AUTOMOBILE DEALERSHIPS... 1204 01:20:40,640 --> 01:20:44,040 AND WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL BILLBOARDS... 1205 01:20:44,120 --> 01:20:47,560 REACHING AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE ! 1206 01:20:48,960 --> 01:20:51,000 MY GOD, 1207 01:20:51,120 --> 01:20:54,200 IT’LL BE BEAUTIFUL. COME ON. 1208 01:20:54,280 --> 01:20:58,560 NOBODY’S GONNA DRIVE THIS LOUSY FREEWAY WHEN THEY CAN TAKE THE RED CAR FOR A NICKEL. 1209 01:20:58,640 --> 01:21:01,320 OH, THEY’LL DRIVE. THEY’LL HAVE TO. 1210 01:21:01,400 --> 01:21:03,760 YOU SEE, I BOUGHT THE RED CAR... 1211 01:21:03,880 --> 01:21:06,800 SO I COULD DISMANTLE IT. 1212 01:21:06,880 --> 01:21:09,320 [ Rumbling ] WHAT THE-- 1213 01:21:10,840 --> 01:21:14,760 [ Screaming ] 1214 01:21:14,840 --> 01:21:18,480 - AY, CARAMBA ! - AAH ! 1215 01:21:18,560 --> 01:21:20,960 OKAY, NOBODY MOVE. 1216 01:21:21,040 --> 01:21:23,960 ALL RIGHT, WEASELS, GRAB SOME SKY, OR I LET THE JUDGE HAVE IT. 1217 01:21:24,040 --> 01:21:25,960 YOU HEARD ME. I SAID, DROP IT. 1218 01:21:26,040 --> 01:21:28,520 ROGER, DARLING ! YES, IT’S ME, MY DEAREST. 1219 01:21:28,600 --> 01:21:32,760 I’D LOVE TO EMBRACE YOU, BUT FIRST I HAVE TO SATISFY MY SENSE OF MORAL OUTRAGE. 1220 01:21:32,840 --> 01:21:36,640 PUT THE GUN DOWN, YOU BUCKTOOTHED FOOL ! THAT’S IT, DOOM. 1221 01:21:36,720 --> 01:21:39,120 GIMME ANOTHER EXCUSE TO PUMP YA FULL OF LEAD. 1222 01:21:39,200 --> 01:21:42,480 YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD GET AWAY WITH IT, DIDN’T YA ? HA ! 1223 01:21:42,560 --> 01:21:46,880 WE TOONS MAY ACT IDIOTIC, BUT WE’RE NOT STUPID. WE DEMAND JUSTICE. 1224 01:21:46,960 --> 01:21:50,760 WHY, THE REAL MEANING OF THE WORD PROBABLY HITS YOU LIKE A TON OF BRICKS. 1225 01:21:52,400 --> 01:21:55,040 ROGER ! 1226 01:21:55,120 --> 01:21:57,360 ROGER, SAY SOMETHING. 1227 01:21:57,440 --> 01:21:59,400 LOOK, STARS ! 1228 01:21:59,520 --> 01:22:02,840 READY WHEN YOU ARE, RAOUL. [ Laughing ] 1229 01:22:02,920 --> 01:22:07,800 - TIE THE LOVEBIRDS TOGETHER. - [ Machine Humming, Cranking ] 1230 01:22:02,920 --> 01:22:07,800 - TIE THE LOVEBIRDS TOGETHER. - [ Machine Humming, Cranking ] 1231 01:22:07,880 --> 01:22:12,280 [ Weasels Muttering ] 1232 01:22:12,360 --> 01:22:14,680 PUT THEM UP ON THAT HOOK. 1233 01:22:14,760 --> 01:22:16,840 USE THAT ESCAPE-PROOF TOON ROPE. 1234 01:22:16,920 --> 01:22:19,920 TIME TO KILL THE RABBIT. 1235 01:22:20,000 --> 01:22:21,920 [ Giggling ] 1236 01:22:22,040 --> 01:22:24,440 [ Machine Humming ] 1237 01:22:24,520 --> 01:22:27,400 OH, ROGER, YOU WERE MAGNIFICENT. 1238 01:22:27,480 --> 01:22:30,240 WAS I REALLY ? BETTER THAN GOOFY. 1239 01:22:30,320 --> 01:22:34,760 [ Engine Revving ] 1240 01:22:42,960 --> 01:22:46,720 ROGER, DARLING, I WANT YOU TO KNOW I LOVE YOU. 1241 01:22:46,800 --> 01:22:50,600 I’VE LOVED YOU MORE THAN ANY WOMAN’S EVER LOVED A RABBIT. 1242 01:22:52,120 --> 01:22:54,040 IT’S OVER, MR. VALIANT. 1243 01:22:56,480 --> 01:22:58,640 ♪♪ [ Whistling ] 1244 01:23:00,320 --> 01:23:02,800 [ Gasping ] 1245 01:23:02,880 --> 01:23:06,520 [ Weasels Laughing ] 1246 01:23:09,840 --> 01:23:13,680 - LOOK OUT, YOU FOOLS ! - NOT... SO... FAST. 1247 01:23:13,800 --> 01:23:17,720 ONE OF THESE DAYS, YOU IDIOTS ARE GONNA LAUGH YOURSELVES TO DEATH ! 1248 01:23:20,960 --> 01:23:24,720 SHALL I "REPOSE" OF HIM RIGHT NOW, BOSS ? 1249 01:23:24,800 --> 01:23:28,720 LET HIM WATCH HIS TOON FRIENDS GET DIPPED. THEN SHOOT HIM. 1250 01:23:30,720 --> 01:23:33,080 WITH PLEASURE. 1251 01:23:33,200 --> 01:23:36,320 [ Laughing ] 1252 01:23:38,640 --> 01:23:41,640 EVERYTHING’S FUNNY TO YOU, AIN’T IT, NEEDLE-NOSE ? 1253 01:23:41,720 --> 01:23:45,840 YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT, VALIANT ? 1254 01:23:45,920 --> 01:23:47,840 NO. 1255 01:23:47,960 --> 01:23:52,800 I JUST, UH, WANT YOU TO KNOW SOMETHIN’ ABOUT THE GUY YOU’RE GONNA DIP. 1256 01:23:52,880 --> 01:23:54,960 ♪♪ [ Calliope ] 1257 01:23:55,040 --> 01:23:56,720 [ Laughing Nervously ] 1258 01:23:58,640 --> 01:24:01,640 ♪ NOW, ROGER IS HIS NAME LAUGHTER IS HIS GAME ♪ 1259 01:24:01,720 --> 01:24:04,360 ♪ COME ON, YOU DOPE UNTIE HIS ROPE AND WATCH HIM GO INSANE ♪ 1260 01:24:10,040 --> 01:24:12,400 [ Laughing ] 1261 01:24:16,320 --> 01:24:19,480 HE’S LOST HIS MIND. I DON’T THINK SO. 1262 01:24:19,560 --> 01:24:23,480 [ Laughter Continues ] 1263 01:24:23,560 --> 01:24:26,280 ♪ THIS SINGIN’ AIN’T MY LINE IT’S TOUGH TO MAKE A RHYME ♪ 1264 01:24:26,360 --> 01:24:29,560 ♪ IF I GET STUCK-- I’M OUTTA LUCK, AND-- ♪ 1265 01:24:29,640 --> 01:24:32,000 ♪ I’M RUNNING OUT OF TIME ♪ 1266 01:24:32,080 --> 01:24:34,040 THANKS. 1267 01:24:49,040 --> 01:24:53,280 AAH ! 1268 01:24:56,920 --> 01:24:59,120 ♪♪ [ Church Organ ] 1269 01:24:59,240 --> 01:25:02,680 [ Laughing, Choking ] [ Roger ] HEY, EDDIE, KEEP IT UP. 1270 01:25:02,760 --> 01:25:06,280 YOU’RE KILLIN’ ’EM ! YOU’RE SLAYIN’ ’EM ! YOU’RE KNOCKIN’ ’EM DEAD ! 1271 01:25:13,720 --> 01:25:17,640 ♪ I’M THROUGH WITH TAKIN’ FALLS I’M BOUNCIN’ OFF THE WALLS ♪ 1272 01:25:17,760 --> 01:25:20,480 ♪ WITHOUT THAT GUN I’D HAVE SOME FUN I’D KICK YOU IN THE-- ♪♪ 1273 01:25:20,560 --> 01:25:23,120 - NOSE ! - "NOSE" ? 1274 01:25:23,200 --> 01:25:25,320 THAT DON’T RHYME WITH "WALLS." 1275 01:25:25,400 --> 01:25:29,320 NO. BUT THIS DOES. [ Screaming ] 1276 01:25:36,600 --> 01:25:40,320 [ Engine Rumbling ] 1277 01:25:45,360 --> 01:25:47,480 YIKES ! OH, MY GOODNESS ! 1278 01:25:49,360 --> 01:25:53,680 - JEEPERS, THAT WAS CLOSE ! - [ Laughing, Screaming ] 1279 01:25:58,720 --> 01:26:01,560 BYE-BYE. [ Laughing ] 1280 01:26:01,680 --> 01:26:04,480 EDDIE, HURRY ! IT’S COMING BACK ! 1281 01:26:12,120 --> 01:26:15,160 [ Grunting ] 1282 01:26:18,440 --> 01:26:20,920 OH ! 1283 01:26:21,000 --> 01:26:24,080 - OH, NO ! - THIS IS IT ! 1284 01:26:24,200 --> 01:26:26,080 NO ! THIS ISN’T IT. 1285 01:26:29,120 --> 01:26:31,480 WHOA ! 1286 01:26:42,520 --> 01:26:45,840 ♪ WICKED WITCHCRAFT ♪ 1287 01:26:45,920 --> 01:26:49,240 ♪ AND ALTHOUGH ♪ 1288 01:26:49,320 --> 01:26:54,920 ♪ I KNOW IT’S STRICTLY TABOO ♪ 1289 01:26:55,720 --> 01:26:57,640 ♪ WHEN-- ♪♪ 1290 01:27:19,680 --> 01:27:22,560 DON’T MOVE. 1291 01:27:25,720 --> 01:27:27,400 NO ! NO ! 1292 01:27:27,480 --> 01:27:29,840 [ Grunting ] 1293 01:27:35,880 --> 01:27:38,880 [ Gasping ] 1294 01:27:38,960 --> 01:27:42,920 [ Grunting ] 1295 01:28:01,480 --> 01:28:03,800 [ Grunting ] 1296 01:28:06,440 --> 01:28:09,440 YAH ! [ Grunting ] 1297 01:28:24,000 --> 01:28:26,160 [ Roaring ] 1298 01:28:31,160 --> 01:28:32,880 OH, NO ! 1299 01:28:32,960 --> 01:28:35,160 [ Grunting ] 1300 01:28:37,680 --> 01:28:41,080 COME ON, EDDIE ! QUIT PLAYIN’ AROUND ! 1301 01:28:41,160 --> 01:28:43,920 NO ! OH ! NO ! YAH ! P-P-PLEASE ! 1302 01:28:44,000 --> 01:28:47,920 [ Screaming ] 1303 01:28:48,000 --> 01:28:51,360 I WASN’T WORRIED. WERE YOU ? 1304 01:28:51,440 --> 01:28:53,720 [ Screeching ] 1305 01:28:56,160 --> 01:29:00,320 [ Screaming, Gibbering ] 1306 01:29:05,160 --> 01:29:07,320 [ Roger Retching ] 1307 01:29:09,520 --> 01:29:11,920 EDDIE, LOOK ! LOOK ! 1308 01:29:23,560 --> 01:29:26,480 [ Springing Noise ] 1309 01:29:26,560 --> 01:29:29,560 HOLY SMOKE, HE’S A TOON ! 1310 01:29:29,680 --> 01:29:32,640 SURPRISED ? NOT REALLY. 1311 01:29:32,720 --> 01:29:36,920 THAT LAMEBRAIN FREEWAY IDEA COULD ONLY BE COOKED UP BY A TOON. 1312 01:29:37,000 --> 01:29:39,920 NOT JUST ANY TOON. 1313 01:29:42,160 --> 01:29:46,040 [ Hissing ] 1314 01:29:56,560 --> 01:29:59,480 [ Gasps ] REMEMBER ME, EDDIE ? 1315 01:29:59,560 --> 01:30:03,240 WHEN I KILLED YOUR BROTHER, I TALKED... 1316 01:30:03,320 --> 01:30:06,120 [ Shrill Screeching ] JUST LIKE THIS ! 1317 01:30:13,520 --> 01:30:17,280 [ Panting ] JUMPIN’ JEEPERS ! OH ! 1318 01:30:17,360 --> 01:30:20,000 [ Grunting ] 1319 01:30:23,240 --> 01:30:25,960 YIKES ! OH, MY GOODNESS ! OH, NO ! 1320 01:30:39,240 --> 01:30:41,560 [ Buzzing ] 1321 01:30:41,640 --> 01:30:45,720 - [ Whimpering ] - [ Buzzing ] 1322 01:30:45,840 --> 01:30:49,360 - [ Panting ] - [ Saw Buzzing ] 1323 01:30:54,480 --> 01:30:57,280 HUH ? 1324 01:31:20,320 --> 01:31:23,160 [ Gasping, Shrieking ] 1325 01:31:27,000 --> 01:31:29,520 [ Jessica Gasping ] 1326 01:31:29,600 --> 01:31:31,560 GOOD-BYE, MY DARLING. GOOD-BYE ! 1327 01:31:31,640 --> 01:31:34,080 [ Screaming ] 1328 01:31:36,840 --> 01:31:41,360 OH ! I THINK I’M GONNA FAINT. 1329 01:31:41,440 --> 01:31:45,360 [ Shrieking ] 1330 01:31:48,000 --> 01:31:52,600 OH, NO ! OH, NO ! 1331 01:31:52,680 --> 01:31:56,800 I’M MELTING ! 1332 01:31:56,880 --> 01:32:00,520 [ Screeching ] 1333 01:32:00,600 --> 01:32:03,440 I’M MELTING ! MELTING ! 1334 01:32:03,520 --> 01:32:07,560 [ Screeching ] OH, NO ! 1335 01:32:07,640 --> 01:32:12,520 [ Hissing, Bubbling ] 1336 01:32:12,600 --> 01:32:17,600 - [ Jessica Gasping ] - [ Roger ] EDDIE, DO SOMETHING ! 1337 01:32:17,720 --> 01:32:22,600 HURRY UP, EDDIE ! DO SOMETHING ! 1338 01:32:29,880 --> 01:32:33,640 [ Crashing ] 1339 01:32:43,040 --> 01:32:46,680 [ Birds Singing ] 1340 01:32:46,760 --> 01:32:49,720 [ Whistle Blowing ] 1341 01:32:54,360 --> 01:32:59,240 EDDIE, THERE’S DIP EVERYWHERE. HOW ARE WE GONNA GET DOWN ? 1342 01:33:01,840 --> 01:33:03,760 [ Grunting ] 1343 01:33:25,120 --> 01:33:27,920 JEEPERS, EDDIE, THAT WAS A CLOSE SAVE. 1344 01:33:28,000 --> 01:33:30,800 I THOUGHT FOR SURE OUR GOOSE WAS COOKED. 1345 01:33:30,880 --> 01:33:33,400 OH ! 1346 01:33:33,480 --> 01:33:36,040 MY HERO ! 1347 01:33:36,120 --> 01:33:38,520 OH, HONEY-BUNNY. OH, LOVE-CUP. 1348 01:33:38,600 --> 01:33:41,400 [ Kissing ] OH, ROGER ! 1349 01:33:41,480 --> 01:33:44,320 YOU WERE A PILLAR OF STRENGTH. 1350 01:33:44,400 --> 01:33:47,960 [ Siren Wailing ] 1351 01:33:48,040 --> 01:33:53,200 SISTER MARY FRANCIS ! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN HERE ? 1352 01:33:56,680 --> 01:33:59,400 I’VE BEEN A CAB FOR 37 YEARS, 1353 01:33:59,480 --> 01:34:02,400 AND I’VE NEVER SEEN A MESS LIKE THIS. 1354 01:34:02,480 --> 01:34:04,880 [ Dolores ] WHAT WAS THAT, A RUBBER MASK ? 1355 01:34:04,960 --> 01:34:08,720 YEAH, AND THIS IS THE ROPE FROM THE SAFE THAT WAS DROPPED ON ACME. 1356 01:34:08,800 --> 01:34:12,400 I THINK YOUR LAB BOYS WILL FIND THAT PAINT’S A PERFECT MATCH. 1357 01:34:12,480 --> 01:34:14,720 JUDGE DOOM KILLED MARVIN ACME. 1358 01:34:14,800 --> 01:34:17,920 AND R.K. MAROON AND MY BROTHER. 1359 01:34:18,000 --> 01:34:22,080 THAT’S WHAT I CALL ONE SERIOUSLY DISTURBED TOON. 1360 01:34:22,160 --> 01:34:25,080 [ Chattering ] 1361 01:34:27,880 --> 01:34:30,640 GOSH, UH, I WONDER WHO HE REALLY WAS. 1362 01:34:30,720 --> 01:34:34,480 I TELL YOU ONE THING, DOC. HE WEREN’T NO RABBIT. OR A DUCK. 1363 01:34:34,560 --> 01:34:36,640 OR A DOG. OR A LITTLE WOODEN BOY. 1364 01:34:36,720 --> 01:34:39,760 OR A SHEEP. OR A WOODPECKER. OR A PUSSY. 1365 01:34:39,840 --> 01:34:42,440 WHAT’S THAT ? WHAT IS THAT ? [ Woody Laughing ] 1366 01:34:42,520 --> 01:34:46,640 IT’S INK. THAT GOOF ACME SQUIRTED ME WITH SOME THE OTHER NIGHT. 1367 01:34:46,720 --> 01:34:49,920 WHY IT’S COMIN’ OUT NOW, I DON’T KNOW. HERE’S YOUR ANSWER, EDDIE. 1368 01:34:50,000 --> 01:34:52,440 ACME DISAPPEARING- REAPPEARING INK. 1369 01:34:52,520 --> 01:34:56,600 BOY, THAT ACME. WHAT A GENIUS ! APPLESAUCE ! 1370 01:34:56,680 --> 01:35:00,280 IF HE WAS SUCH A GENIUS, WHY DIDN’T HE LEAVE HIS WILL WHERE WE COULD FIND IT ? 1371 01:35:00,360 --> 01:35:03,400 WITHOUT IT, WE’RE JUST WAITIN’ FOR ANOTHER DEVELOPER’S WRECKING BALL. 1372 01:35:03,480 --> 01:35:05,840 ROGER, THAT LOVE LETTER YOU WROTE TO YOUR WIFE... YEAH ? 1373 01:35:05,920 --> 01:35:08,640 IN THE INK AND PAINT CLUB-- WHY DON’T YOU READ IT TO HER NOW ? 1374 01:35:08,720 --> 01:35:10,640 SURE, EDDIE. 1375 01:35:10,720 --> 01:35:12,840 "DEAR JESSICA, HOW DO I LOVE THEE ? 1376 01:35:12,920 --> 01:35:17,760 LET ME COUNT THE WAYS. I, MARVIN ACME, OF SOUND MIND AND BODY--" 1377 01:35:17,840 --> 01:35:19,960 IT’S THE WILL ! KEEP READING. 1378 01:35:20,040 --> 01:35:22,600 "DO HEREBY BEQUEATH IN PERPETUITY... 1379 01:35:22,680 --> 01:35:27,400 THE PROPERTY KNOWN AS TOONTOWN TO THOSE LOVEABLE CHARACTERS, THE TOONS" ! 1380 01:35:27,480 --> 01:35:30,400 [ Cheering ] 1381 01:35:39,880 --> 01:35:43,320 HEY, EDDIE, THAT WAS A PRETTY FUNNY DANCE YOU DID FOR THE WEASELS. 1382 01:35:43,400 --> 01:35:46,080 DO YOU THINK YOUR DAYS OF BEIN’ A SOURPUSS ARE OVER ? 1383 01:35:46,160 --> 01:35:48,080 ONLY TIME WILL TELL. 1384 01:35:48,160 --> 01:35:50,760 YEAH, WELL, PUT IT THERE, PAL. YEAH. 1385 01:35:50,840 --> 01:35:53,760 [ Buzzing ] 1386 01:35:55,640 --> 01:35:58,320 - [ Gasping ] - [ Gulps ] 1387 01:36:00,080 --> 01:36:04,040 DON’T TELL ME YOU LOST YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR ALREADY. 1388 01:36:05,280 --> 01:36:07,200 [ Gasps ] 1389 01:36:07,280 --> 01:36:09,360 DOES THIS ANSWER YOUR QUESTION ? 1390 01:36:09,440 --> 01:36:11,520 [ Kissing ] 1391 01:36:11,600 --> 01:36:15,560 - BLECH ! BLEAH ! - [ Cheering ] 1392 01:36:15,640 --> 01:36:17,960 COME ON, ROGER, LET’S GO HOME. 1393 01:36:18,040 --> 01:36:20,040 I’LL BAKE YOU A CARROT CAKE. 1394 01:36:20,120 --> 01:36:22,040 [ Laughing ] 1395 01:36:22,120 --> 01:36:25,920 ♪ SMILE DARN YA, SMILE ♪ 1396 01:36:26,000 --> 01:36:30,680 ♪ YOU KNOW THIS OLD WORLD IS A GREAT WORLD AFTER ALL ♪ 1397 01:36:30,760 --> 01:36:35,040 ♪ SMILE DARN YA, SMILE ♪ [ Gunfire ] 1398 01:36:35,120 --> 01:36:40,560 ♪ AND RIGHT AWAY WATCH LADY LUCK PAY YOU A CALL ♪ 1399 01:36:40,640 --> 01:36:45,200 ♪ THINGS ARE NEVER BLACK AS THEY ARE PAINTED ♪ 1400 01:36:45,320 --> 01:36:48,720 ♪ TIME FOR YOU AND JOY TO GET ACQUAINTED ♪♪ 1401 01:36:48,800 --> 01:36:50,720 OKAY, M-M-MOVE ALONG. 1402 01:36:50,800 --> 01:36:53,480 T-T-THERE’S NOTHING ELSE TO SEE. THAT’S ALL, FOLKS. 1403 01:36:53,560 --> 01:36:56,080 HMM. I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT. 1404 01:36:56,160 --> 01:36:58,960 T-T-T-T-THAT’S ALL, FOLKS ! 1405 01:36:59,040 --> 01:37:01,000 [ Laughing ] 1406 01:37:04,040 --> 01:37:07,840 ♪♪ [ Orchestra Music ] 1407 01:37:53,080 --> 01:37:57,160 ♪♪ [ Jazz ] 1408 01:38:49,480 --> 01:38:53,440 ♪♪ [ Orchestra Music ] 1409 01:39:17,800 --> 01:39:21,760 ♪♪ [ Slow Jazz ] 1410 01:40:07,160 --> 01:40:11,080 ♪♪ [ Orchestra Music ] 1411 01:41:24,960 --> 01:41:28,920 ♪♪ [ Slow Jazz ] 110278

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