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♪♪ [ Cool Jazz ]
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♪♪ [ Upbeat Theme ]
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[ Baby Talk ]
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MOMMY’S GOING TO
THE BEAUTY PARLOR, DARLING.
[ Giggling ]
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BUT I’M LEAVING YOU WITH
YOUR FAVORITE FRIEND, ROGER.
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HE’S GOING TO TAKE
VERY, VERY GOOD CARE OF YOU.
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BECAUSE IF HE DOESN’T, HE’S
GOING BACK TO THE SCIENCE LAB.
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P-P-PLEASE, DON’T WORRY.
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WHATEVER YOU SAY.
YES, MA’AM.
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AYE, AYE, SIR.
OKEYDOKEY.
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WHY, I’LL TAKE CARE OF HIM
LIKE HE WAS MY OWN BROTHER.
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OR MY OWN SISTER. OW !
OR MY BROTHER’S SISTER.
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- OR MY SECOND COUSIN,
WHO IS TWICE REMOVED--
- COOKIE !
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OR MY NINTH COUSIN,
WHO IS NINE TIMES REMOVED
FROM HIS PLACE OUTSIDE.
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OR LIKE MY FIFTEENTH COUSIN,
WHO IS SIXTEEN TIMES REMOVED
FROM HIS MOTHER’S SIDE.
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OR LIKE
MY TWENTY-SECOND COUSIN,
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WHO IS THIRTY-SEVEN TIMES
REMOVED FROM HIS FATHER’S SIDE,
COOKIE.
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WHO IS 11 TIMES REMOVED--
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...LIKE MY SEVENTEENTH COUSIN,
WHO IS 156 TIMES REMOVED
FROM ANY SIDE !
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[ Pots Crashing,
Glass Shattering ]
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[ Horn Honking ]
AAH !
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I’LL SAVE YA, BABY !
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COOKIE.
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DON’T BURN YOURSELF,
BABY HERMAN ! WHOA !
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[ Spluttering ]
WHOA ! AH ! W-WHOA !
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WHOA ! WOW !
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WHOA !
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WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS ?
BOY, IT’S DARK IN HERE.
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DON’T THEY PAY
THEIR ELECTRICITY ?
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WHAT HAPPENED ? I’LL FIND YA,
BABY ! WHERE ARE YOU ?
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[ Giggling ]
COOKIE.
WHERE AM I ?
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- [ Roger ]
WHAT’S THAT SMOKE ?
- [ Giggling, Gurgling ]
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[ Baby Talk ]
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[ Roger Yelping ]
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WHOA !
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WHOA !
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WHOA !
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[ Electricity Zapping ]
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- [ Gulping ]
- COOKIE.
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[ Steam Whistling ]
WAH !
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COOKIE.
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[ Giggling ]
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I’M HERE, BAB--
AAH !
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[ Gulps ]
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[ Baby Talk ]
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[ Muffled Shouting ]
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WAH !
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[ Motor Humming ]
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[ Groaning ]
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COOKIE.
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[ Air Hissing ]
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WAH !
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[ Blubbering ]
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[ Muffled Shouting ]
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[ Grunting,
Arms Creaking ]
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COOKIE. AHH.
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[ Tweeting ]
[ Man ]
CUT !
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[ Bell Buzzing ]
[ Man #2 ]
ALL RIGHT, THAT’S THE SHOT.
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[ Man ]
CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT !
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[ Man’s Voice ] WHAT THE HELL
WAS WRONG WITH THAT TAKE ?
NOTHING WITH YOU, BABY HERMAN.
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YOU WERE GREAT.
YOU WERE PERFECT.
YOU WERE BETTER THAN PERFECT.
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[ Birds Tweeting ]
JUST ROGER. HE KEEPS
BLOWING HIS LINES !
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ROGER,
WHAT’S THIS ?
A TWEETING BIRD.
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A TWEETING
BIRD ?
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♪♪ [ Upbeat Theme ]
ROGER, READ THE SCRIPT.
LOOK WHAT IT SAYS.
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IT SAYS,
"RABBIT GETS CLUNKED.
RABBIT SEES STARS."
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[ Mumbling
Incoherently ]
NOT BIRDS, STARS !
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CAN WE LOSE
THE PLAYBACK, PLEASE ?
♪♪ [ Music Stops ]
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ROGER, YOU’RE KILLIN’ ME.
KILLIN’ ME.
FOR CRYIN’ OUT LOUD, ROGER !
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HOW THE HELL MANY TIMES
DO WE HAVE TO DO
THIS DAMN SCENE ?
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RAOUL, I’LL BE
IN MY TRAILER !
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TAKIN’ A NAP !
’SCUSE ME, TOOTS.
[ Woman Screams ]
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MY STOMACH CAN’T TAKE THIS.
THIS SET IS A MESS.
CLEAN THIS SET UP.
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AND GET HIM OUTTA THERE
OR SEAL HIM UP IN IT !
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LOSE THE LIGHTS.
AND SAY LUNCH.
[ Man ] LUNCH !
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[ Bell Rings ]
THAT’S LUNCH.
WE’RE ON A HALF.
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P-PLEASE, RAOUL,
I CAN GIVE YOU STARS.
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JUST DROP THE REFRIGERATOR
ON MY HEAD ONE MORE TIME.
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ROGER, I DROPPED IT ON YOUR
HEAD 23 TIMES ALREADY.
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I CAN TAKE IT.
DON’T WORRY ABOUT ME.
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I’M NOT WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
I’M WORRIED
ABOUT THE REFRIGERATOR.
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I CAN GIVE YOU STARS.
LOOK !
[ Pan Banging ]
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LOOK. LOOK !
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[ Roger ]
PLEASE, RAOUL.
I CAN DO IT, I SWEAR.
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JUST GIVE ME
ANOTHER CHANCE.
[ Exhales ]
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[ Roger Shouting ]
TOONS.
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MR. MAROON,
MR. VALIANT’S HERE TO--
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♪♪ [ Upbeat Theme ]
HE’LL BE
RIGHT WITH YOU.
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♪♪ [ Music Continues ]
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[ Bomb Exploding,
Music Stops ]
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NO, NO, NO !
WAIT UNTIL HE GETS TO HIS FEET.
THEN HIT HIM WITH THE BOULDER.
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RIGHT, R.K.
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HOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW ABOUT
SHOW BUSINESS, MR. VALIANT ?
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ONLY THERE’S
NO BUSINESS LIKE IT,
NO BUSINESS I KNOW.
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YEAH, AND THERE’S
NO BUSINESS MORE EXPENSIVE.
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I’M 25 GRAND OVER BUDGET ON
THE LATEST BABY HERMAN CARTOON.
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YOU SAW THE RABBIT BLOWIN’
HIS LINES. HE CAN’T KEEP
HIS MIND ON HIS WORK.
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YOU KNOW WHY ?
ONE TOO MANY REFRIGERATORS
DROPPED ON HIS HEAD ?
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NAH, HE’S A TOON. YOU CAN DROP
ANYTHING YOU WANT ON HIS HEAD,
HE’LL SHAKE IT OFF.
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BUT BREAK HIS HEART, HE GOES
TO PIECES, JUST LIKE YOU OR ME.
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READ THAT.
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"SEEN COOING OVER CALAMARI
WITH NOT-SO-NEW SUGAR DADDY...
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WAS JESSICA RABBIT, WIFE OF
MAROON CARTOON STAR ROGER."
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WHAT’S THIS GOT
TO DO WITH ME ?
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YOU’RE
THE PRIVATE DETECTIVE.
YOU FIGURE IT OUT.
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LOOK, I DON’T HAVE
TIME FOR THIS.
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LOOK, VALIANT,
HIS WIFE’S POISON, BUT HE
THINKS SHE’S BETTY CROCKER.
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I WANT YOU
TO FOLLOW HER.
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GET ME A COUPLE OF NICE,
JUICY PICTURES I CAN
WISE THE RABBIT UP WITH.
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FORGET IT.
I DON’T WORK TOONTOWN.
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WHAT’S WRONG WITH TOONTOWN ?
EVERY JOE LOVES TOONTOWN.
THEN GET JOE TO DO THE JOB.
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’CAUSE I AIN’T GOIN’.
WHOA, FELLA.
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YOU DON’T WANT TO GO
TO TOONTOWN, YOU DON’T
HAVE TO GO TO TOONTOWN.
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NOBODY SAID YOU HAD
TO GO TO TOONTOWN ANYWAY.
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HAVE A SEAT, VALIANT.
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THE RABBIT’S WIFE SINGS
AT A JOINT CALLED
THE INK AND PAINT CLUB.
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TOON REVUE.
STRICTLY HUMANS ONLY, OKAY ?
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SO WHAT DO YOU THINK,
VALIANT ?
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WELL ?
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THE JOB’S GONNA COST YA
A HUNDRED BUCKS,
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PLUS EXPENSES.
A HUNDRED BUCKS ?
THAT’S RIDICULOUS.
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- SO’S THE JOB.
- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
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YOU GOT YOUR HUNDRED BUCKS.
HAVE A DRINK, EDDIE.
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I DON’T MIND IF I DO.
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- [ Man ] CAREFUL, DAVE !
DAVE, YOU’RE GONNA DROP IT.
- [ Dave ] I GOT IT.
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[ Dave ]
I’M NOT GONNA DROP IT !
[ Man ] YOU’RE DROPPING IT !
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WATCH IT !
OH, NO,
THE CHAIRS ARE OUT !
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♪♪ [ "Stars And Stripes
Forever" ]
[ Men Shouting ]
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- [ High-Pitched Trumpeting ]
- [ Gasping ]
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[ Thud ]
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KINDA JUMPY,
AREN’T YA, VALIANT ?
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IT’S JUST DUMBO.
I KNOW WHO IT IS.
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I GOT HIM ON LOAN
FROM DISNEY--
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HIM AND HALF THE CAST
OF FANTASIA.
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THE BEST PART IS,
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THEY WORK FOR PEANUTS.
[ Dumbo Cooing ]
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WELL, I DON’T WORK
FOR PEANUTS.
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WHERE’S THE OTHER $50 ?
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LET’S CALL THE OTHER $50
A CARROT TO FINISH THE JOB.
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YOU BEEN HANGIN’
AROUND RABBITS TOO LONG.
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HMPH !
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[ Croaking ]
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♪♪ [ "The Sorcerer’s Apprentice"
Dukas ]
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W-WHOOP ! WHOOP !
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W-W-WHOA !
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[ Crashing ]
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OH, EXCUSE ME.
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[ Mooing ]
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[ Man Screaming ]
OH, OH, OH !
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[ Muttering ]
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[ Bell Ringing ]
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[ Chattering ]
UH, TAXI ?
UH, CAB ?
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[ Laughing ]
HI, THERE.
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WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE,
A BANK ?
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[ Bell Ringing ]
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WAIT FOR ME !
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HEY, GUYS, WAIT UP !
[ All Shouting ]
COME ON, HURRY UP.
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COME ON, SID !
HURRY UP.
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HEY, MISTER,
AIN’T YA GOT A CAR ?
WHO NEEDS A CAR IN L.A. ?
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WE GOT THE BEST
PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION
SYSTEM IN THE WORLD.
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COME ON, FRANK.
KEEP THE LINE TIGHT.
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IT’S GOIN’.
ALL RIGHT, EASY, EASY.
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[ Men Murmuring ]
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SO LONG, SIR.
SEE YOU LATER.
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SO LONG, MISTER.
THANKS FOR THE CIGARETTES.
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YOU BET.
ANY TIME.
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[ Street Noises ]
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HI, HARRY.
HI, EDDIE.
HOW’S IT GOIN’ ?
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OKAY.
WHAT YOU GOT FOR ME ?
THE USUAL BILLS.
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[ Laughing ]
HEY, GIMME
BACK MY BALL.
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[ Electricity Buzzing ]
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HI, HARRY. YOU OKAY ?
HI, EDDIE.
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[ Trolley Rumbling ]
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WHAT’S WITH EARL ?
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LAID OFF ?
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A NEW OUTFIT
BOUGHT THE RED CAR.
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SOME BIG COMPANY
CALLED CLOVERLEAF.
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NO KIDDIN’.
THEY BOUGHT THE RED CAR ?
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YEAH. PUT THE POOR GUY
ON TWO WEEKS’ NOTICE.
CUTBACKS, THEY SAID.
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[ Sighing ]
OH, WELL, EARL.
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HERE’S TO
THE PENCIL-PUSHERS.
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MAY THEY ALL GET
LEAD POISONING, EH ?
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TOMORROW’S FRIDAY, EDDIE.
YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS HERE
ON FRIDAY ?
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FISH SPECIAL ?
MY BOSS CHECKS
THE BOOKS ON FRIDAY.
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AND IF I DON’T HAVE
THAT MONEY I GAVE YOU
BACK IN THE TILL,
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I’M GONNA LOSE MY JOB.
DON’T BUST A BUTTON,
DOLORES.
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YOU’VE ONLY GOT ONE LEFT.
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FIFTY BUCKS ?
YEAH.
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WHERE’S THE REST ?
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WELL, IT’S
ONLY A SNOOP JOB AWAY.
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HAVE YOU GOT
THAT CAMERA OF YOURS ?
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MINE’S IN THE SHOP.
WOULDN’T BE THE PAWN SHOP
BY ANY CHANCE, WOULD IT ?
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AW, COME ON, DOLORES.
YOU NEED THE OTHER $50,
I NEED THE CAMERA.
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[ Bar Noises ]
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ANY FILM IN THERE ?
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SHOULD BE.
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I HAVEN’T HAD
THAT ROLL DEVELOPED
SINCE OUR TRIP TO CATALINA.
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THAT SURE WAS
A LONG TIME AGO.
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YEAH, THAT WAS
A LONG TIME AGO.
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WE’LL HAVE TO DO THAT
AGAIN SOMETIME.
YEAH, SURE, EDDIE.
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[ Trolley Rumbling ]
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PAPER EVEN GOOD ?
JUST CHECK THE SCRAWL.
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R.K. MAROON ?
AS IN MAROON CARTOONS ?
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[ Man Laughing ]
MAROON CARTOONS ?
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HEY, SO WHO’S YOUR CLIENT,
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MR. DETECTIVE
TO THE STARS ?
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00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:18,240
[ Chuckling ]
CHILLY WILLY ?
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OR SCREWY SQUIRREL ?
[ Laughing, Imitating Squirrel ]
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WHAT DO YOU WANT
TO DRINK ?
I’LL TAKE A BEER, DOLL.
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SO WHAT HAPPENED, HUH ?
SOMEBODY KIDNAP DINKY DOODLE ?
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[ Dolores ]
CUT IT OUT, ANGELO.
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HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT A MINUTE, I KNOW.
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00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:33,400
YOU’RE WORKIN’
FOR LITTLE BO PEEP.
214
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:37,400
SHE’S LOST HER SHEEP, AND YOU’RE
GONNA HELP HER FIND ’EM. EH ?
215
00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:39,600
[ Chuckling ]
216
00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:43,120
OW !
GET THIS STRAIGHT,
MEATBALL.
217
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:46,720
I... DON’T...
WORK FOR TOONS.
218
00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:48,800
[ Grunting ]
219
00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:55,600
SO WHAT’S HIS PROBLEM ?
220
00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:59,800
TOON KILLED HIS BROTHER.
WHAT ?
221
00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:05,000
DROPPED A PIANO ON HIS HEAD.
222
00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:08,000
[ Trolley Rumbling ]
[ Dog Barking ]
223
00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:08,000
[ Trolley Rumbling ]
[ Dog Barking ]
224
00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:18,600
GOT THE PASSWORD ?
225
00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:20,600
"WALT SENT ME."
226
00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:25,960
[ Bolt Rattling ]
227
00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:29,000
[ Door Creaking ]
[ Growling ]
228
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:38,120
NICE MONKEY SUIT.
WISEASS.
229
00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:41,120
[ Growling ]
230
00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:51,120
♪♪ [ Piano ]
231
00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:58,160
♪♪ [ Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2,
Liszt ]
232
00:14:58,240 --> 00:15:01,160
[ Crowd Laughing,
Chattering ]
233
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,560
HEY, LOOK AT THAT.
[ Laughing ]
234
00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:14,000
[ Pounding On Piano ]
[ Quacking ]
HEY, CUT IT OUT !
235
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,680
DOES ANYBODY
UNDERSTAND WHAT
THIS DUCK IS SAYING ?
236
00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:20,880
[ Laughing ]
237
00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:25,560
[ Woman ]
HMM. MOST AMUSING.
A LITTLE MORE WINE ?
238
00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:28,600
I’VE WORKED WITH
A LOT OF WISE-QUACKERS,
239
00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:30,920
[ Lisping ]
BUT YOU ARE DESPICABLE !
240
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,040
[ Donald ]
DOGGONE, STUBBORN NITWIT !
241
00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:35,040
THAT DID IT !
[ Quacking Angrily ]
242
00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:37,200
[ Daffy ]
THIS IS THE LAST TIME
I WORK WITH SOMEONE....
243
00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:39,720
WITH A SPEECH
IMPEDIMENT !
OH, YEAH ?
244
00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:44,040
[ Crashing ]
THIS MEANS WAR.
245
00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:47,080
♪♪ [ Music Continues ]
246
00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:54,440
[ Giggling ]
247
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:57,240
- WHAT, DO YOU THINK
THAT’S FUNNY ?
- OH, IT’S A PANIC.
248
00:15:57,320 --> 00:16:00,360
YOU WON’T THINK IT’S FUNNY
WHEN I STICK THAT PEN
UP YOUR NOSE.
249
00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:03,600
NOW CALM DOWN,
SON, WILL YA ?
LOOK, THE STAIN’S GONE.
250
00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:06,040
IT’S DISAPPEARING INK.
NO HARD FEELINGS, I HOPE.
251
00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:08,680
LOOK, I’M--
I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
252
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:12,000
MARVIN ACME, THE GUY THAT OWNS
TOONTOWN. THE GAG KING.
253
00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:15,360
"IF IT’S ACME,
IT’S A GASSER."
PUT IT THERE, PAL.
254
00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:17,360
[ Buzzing ]
[ Gasping ]
255
00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:21,840
THE HAND BUZZER.
STILL OUR BIGGEST SELLER.
256
00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:24,880
[ Laughing ]
♪♪ [ Music Continues ]
257
00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:30,960
SCOTCH ON THE ROCKS.
258
00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:33,480
AND I MEAN, ICE !
259
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,480
[ Donald Quacking
Angrily ]
260
00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:41,280
THIS IS HOT STUFF.
261
00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:49,800
- YEAH !
- ♪♪ [ Grand Finale ]
262
00:16:57,640 --> 00:16:59,680
[ Cackling ]
263
00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:06,600
WOO-HOO ! WOO-HOO !
[ Laughing ]
264
00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:11,040
[ Applauding, Cheering ]
265
00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:20,280
HEY, THOSE DUCKS ARE FUNNY.
266
00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:23,280
THEY-THEY NEVER GET
TO FINISH THE ACT.
[ Laughing ]
267
00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:25,960
GREAT. THANKS.
ROCKS.
268
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:32,680
TOONS.
CIGARS ? CIGARETTES ?
269
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:37,120
EDDIE VALIANT !
BETTY ?
270
00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:39,600
LONG TIME NO SEE.
271
00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:44,640
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ?
- WORK’S BEEN KINDA SLOW
SINCE CARTOONS WENT TO COLOR.
272
00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:48,480
BUT I STILL GOT IT, EDDIE.
BOOP BOOP BE-DOOP, BOOP !
273
00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:52,680
YEAH. YOU STILL GOT IT.
[ Applauding ]
274
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:55,760
[ Applauding, Catcalling ]
275
00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:03,920
WHAT’S WITH HIM ?
MR. ACME NEVER MISSES
A NIGHT WHEN JESSICA PERFORMS.
276
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,920
GOT A THING
FOR RABBITS, HUH ?
277
00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:19,000
♪ YOU HAD PLENTY MONEY ♪
278
00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:22,360
♪ IN 1922 ♪
279
00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:24,360
♪ YOU LET ♪
280
00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:27,520
♪ OTHER WOMEN MAKE A ♪
281
00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:29,600
♪ FOOL OF YOU ♪
282
00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:33,280
♪ WHY DON’T YA
DO RIGHT ♪
283
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:39,080
♪ LIKE SOME OTHER MEN ♪
284
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:41,080
♪ DO ♪
285
00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:43,800
[ Men Catcalling ]
286
00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:49,240
♪ GET OUTTA HERE ♪
287
00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:53,280
SHE’S MARRIED
TO ROGER RABBIT ?
♪ GET ME SOME MONEY ♪
288
00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:57,880
♪ TOO ♪
YEAH.
WHAT A LUCKY GIRL.
289
00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:03,400
♪ NOW, IF YOU HAD PREPARED ♪
290
00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:07,480
♪ TWENTY YEARS AGO ♪
291
00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:11,240
♪ YOU WOULDN’T BE
WANDERIN’ NOW ♪
292
00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:13,640
♪ FROM DOOR TO DOOR ♪
293
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:19,760
♪ WHY DON’T YA DO RIGHT ♪
294
00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:23,040
♪ LIKE SOME OTHER MEN ♪
295
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:26,680
♪ DO ♪
296
00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:33,920
♪ GET OUTTA HERE ♪
297
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:40,480
♪ GET ME SOME MONEY TOO ♪
298
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:48,600
♪ GET OUTTA HERE ♪
299
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:55,480
♪ GET ME SOME MONEY TOO ♪
300
00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:03,960
♪ WHY DON’T YA DO RIGHT ♪
301
00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:08,680
♪ LIKE SOME OTHER MEN ♪
302
00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:25,920
♪ DO ♪♪
303
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,800
[ Cheering, Whistling ]
304
00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:46,320
[ Jessica ]
WHO IS IT ?
305
00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:49,880
JESSICA, DEAR, HAVE NO FEAR.
YOUR MARVIN IS HERE.
306
00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:54,120
[ Marvin ]
YOU SURE MURDERED ’EM
AGAIN TONIGHT, BABY.
307
00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:58,080
I REALLY MEAN IT.
MY DARLING, YOU WERE SUPERB.
308
00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:00,960
YOU ABSOLUTELY,
TRULY AND HONESTLY...
309
00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:03,320
FASHMOLYED THAT AUDIENCE.
310
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:05,800
YOU KILLED THEM.
YOU SLAYED THEM.
311
00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:08,840
YOU BELTED THEM.
YOU WERE TERRIFIC.
[ Growling ]
312
00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:13,440
WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU’RE DOING, CHUMP ?
313
00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:15,680
WHO ARE YOU CALLIN’
A CHUMP, CHIMP ?
314
00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:20,360
[ Growling ]
315
00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:23,000
AAH !
[ Grunting ]
316
00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:28,040
AND DON’T LET ME
CATCH YOUR PEEPIN’ FACE
AROUND HERE AGAIN, GOT IT ?
317
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:31,880
OOGA-BOOGA !
318
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:53,680
[ Marvin ]
COME, MY DEAR JESSICA.
COME OVER HERE.
319
00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:57,360
I’VE GOT EVERYTHING
ARRANGED RIGHT HERE
ON THE BED.
320
00:21:57,440 --> 00:22:01,200
[ Jessica ]
OH, NOT TONIGHT, MARVIN.
I HAVE A HEADACHE.
321
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:04,280
[ Marvin ]
BUT JESSICA, YOU PROMISED.
322
00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:06,320
[ Jessica ]
OH, ALL RIGHT.
323
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:09,440
BUT THIS TIME, TAKE OFF
THAT HAND BUZZER.
324
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:14,440
[ Marvin ]
PATTY-CAKE.
325
00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:17,960
[ Marvin ]
PATTY-CAKE. PATTY-CAKE.
[ Jessica ] OH. MARVIN.
326
00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:19,960
[ Marvin ]
PATTY-CAKE.
[ Jessica ] MARVIN !
327
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:23,800
[ Marvin ]
PATTY-CAKE. PATTY-CAKE.
[ Jessica ] MARVIN. OH !
328
00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:25,840
[ Marvin ]
PATTY-CAKE ! PATTY-CAKE !
[ Jessica ] OH, MARVIN !
329
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:27,840
PATTY-CAKE.
PATTY-CAKE. PATTY-CAKE !
[ Jessica ] OH, NO, MARV--
330
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:29,840
PATTY-CAKE !
PATTY-CAKE ! PATTY-CAKE !
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN’ ME.
331
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:32,800
PATTY-CAKE, PATTY-CAKE ?
332
00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:35,920
[ Crying ]
I DON’T BELIEVE IT !
333
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,920
[ Weeping ]
334
00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:40,760
PATTY-CAKE ! PATTY-CAKE !
335
00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:43,240
IS THAT TRUE ?
336
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:47,240
TAKE COMFORT, SON.
YOU’RE NOT THE FIRST MAN WHOSE
WIFE PLAYED PATTY-CAKE ON HIM.
337
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:50,000
[ Weeping ]
338
00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:53,720
[ Loud Honking ]
339
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:56,800
I JUST DON’T BELIEVE IT.
340
00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:59,760
I WON’T BELIEVE IT.
I CAN’T BELIEVE IT.
341
00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:01,760
I SHAN’T BELIEVE IT.
342
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:04,640
[ Splashing ]
BELIEVE IT, KID.
I TOOK THE PICTURES MYSELF.
343
00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:07,200
SHE PLAYED PATTY-CAKE.
[ Trembling ]
NO !
344
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:10,320
NOT MY JESSICA.
NOT PATTY-CAKE !
345
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:12,800
THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE.
I DON’T BELIEVE IT.
346
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:14,960
IT CAN’T BE.
IT CAN’T BE !
347
00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:18,800
JESSICA’S MY WIFE.
IT’S ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE !
348
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:21,200
JESSICA’S THE LIGHT
OF MY LIFE.
349
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:24,320
THE APPLE OF MY EYE.
THE CREAM IN MY COFFEE.
350
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:27,560
YOU BETTER START
DRINKIN’ IT BLACK, ’CAUSE
ACME’S TAKIN’ THE CREAM NOW.
351
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:31,680
HARD TO BELIEVE.
MARVIN ACME’S BEEN MY FRIEND
AND NEIGHBOR FOR 30 YEARS.
352
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:33,680
WHO WOULD’VE THOUGHT
HE WAS A SUGAR DADDY ?
353
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:36,360
[ Roger ]
SOMEBODY MUSTA MADE HER DO IT.
354
00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:39,520
NOW DRINK THIS, SON.
IT’LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
355
00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:41,560
[ Whimpering ]
356
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:46,440
[ Gulps, Sighs ]
357
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:49,000
[ Gurgling ]
AAH !
358
00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:58,280
AAH !
[ Horn Blowing ]
359
00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:03,480
[ Glass Shattering ]
360
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:13,800
THANKS.
I NEEDED THAT.
361
00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:20,640
SON OF A BITCH.
[ Panting ]
362
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:22,640
LOOK, MR. MAROON.
363
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:25,680
I THINK MY WORK HERE
IS FINISHED.
364
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:29,160
HOW ’BOUT THAT CARROT
YOU OWE ME, HUH ?
[ Roger Whimpering ]
365
00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:31,680
A DEAL’S A DEAL.
GREAT.
366
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:34,960
THANKS. PHEW.
367
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:36,960
ROGER,
368
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:39,640
I KNOW ALL THIS SEEMS
PRETTY PAINFUL NOW.
369
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:42,000
BUT YOU’LL FIND
SOMEONE NEW.
370
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:44,640
WON’T HE, MR. VALIANT ?
YEAH, SURE.
371
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:47,440
A GOOD-LOOKING GUY
LIKE THAT ?
[ Laughing ]
372
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:50,640
THE DAMES WILL BE
BREAKIN’ HIS DOOR DOWN.
DAMES ? WHAT DAMES ?
373
00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:52,840
JESSICA’S THE ONLY ONE
FOR ME. YOU’LL SEE !
374
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:54,840
WE’LL RISE ABOVE THIS
PIDDLING PECCADILLO.
375
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:59,240
WE’RE GONNA BE HAPPY AGAIN.
GOT THAT ? HAPPY.
CAPITAL H-A-P-P-I.
376
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:03,320
[ Glass Shattering,
Footsteps Receding ]
377
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:09,360
WELL, AT LEAST
HE TOOK IT WELL.
378
00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:13,840
[ Weeping ]
379
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:16,840
[ Moaning, Weeping ]
380
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:20,080
OH, JESSICA.
381
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:23,920
PLEASE TELL ME
IT’S NOT TRUE.
382
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:26,520
[ Roger Crying ]
383
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:30,200
P-P-PLEASE.
384
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:36,800
♪♪ [ Sentimental ]
385
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:28,200
[ Chuckling ]
386
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,960
[ Snoring ]
[ Footsteps ]
387
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:48,080
[ Banging ]
[ Gasping ]
388
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:53,000
OH, LIEUTENANT SANTINO.
389
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:57,600
WHERE’D YOU COME FROM ?
390
00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:01,280
GEE WHIZ, EDDIE.
IF YOU NEEDED MONEY SO BAD,
WHY DIDN’T YOU COME TO ME ?
391
00:28:01,360 --> 00:28:04,600
SO I TOOK A COUPLE
OF DIRTY PICTURES. SO KILL ME.
392
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:07,800
I ALREADY GOT A STIFF
ON MY HANDS, THANK YOU.
HUH ?
393
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:10,520
MARVIN ACME.
394
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:14,600
- THE RABBIT
KACKED HIM LAST NIGHT.
- WHAT ?
395
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:17,600
[ Tires Screeching,
Brakes Squealing ]
396
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:23,200
[ Laughter,
Carnival Noises ]
397
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:27,600
NOW WHAT ?
398
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:30,840
IT’S JUST I HAVEN’T BEEN
THIS CLOSE TO TOONTOWN
FOR A WHILE.
399
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:35,120
YEEOW !
400
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:37,480
OOF, OOF, OOF ! OW !
401
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:40,360
MY BISCUITS ARE BURNIN’ !
FIRE IN THE HATCH ! OW ! OOH !
402
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:42,960
EEE ! GREAT HORNY TOADS,
THAT SMARTS !
403
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:45,560
[ Steam Hissing ]
404
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:47,560
[ Sighing ]
405
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:51,880
COME ON, EDDIE.
LET’S GET THIS OVER WITH.
406
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,880
[ Indistinct Murmuring ]
407
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,880
[ Indistinct Murmuring ]
408
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,920
HE’S WITH ME.
409
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:06,480
I DIDN’T SEE ANYTHING.
I MEAN, THE WORST OF IT--
COME ON, LIEUTENANT.
410
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:10,680
JUST LIKE A TOON TO DROP
A SAFE ON A GUY’S HEAD.
411
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:15,040
SORRY, EDDIE.
YOU BETTER WAIT HERE,
ALL RIGHT ?
412
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:17,440
YOU GOT A POSITIVE I.D.
ON THE VICTIM ?
413
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:20,440
[ Police Muttering
Indistinctly ]
414
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:30,600
HEY, CHISOLD,
GET A LOAD OF THIS.
415
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:33,760
YOU SEEN ONE OF THESE ?
416
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:40,120
[ Laughing ]
HEY, GUYS.
417
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:54,120
DIDN’T YOU USED TO BE
EDDIE VALIANT ?
[ Laughing ]
418
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:58,400
OR DID YOU CHANGE YOUR NAME
TO JACK DANIELS ?
[ Laughing ]
419
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:04,640
[ Laughing,
Chattering Continue ]
420
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:08,240
WHAT’S THAT ?
PAINT FROM
THE RABBIT’S GLOVE.
421
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:10,240
MR. VALIANT ?
422
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:18,560
I HOPE YOU’RE PROUD OF YOURSELF
AND THOSE PICTURES YOU TOOK !
423
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:20,600
[ Men Whistling,
Catcalling ]
424
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:27,560
OH, FOR CRYIN’
OUT LOUD, MIKE.
[ Squeaking ]
425
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:31,080
HEY, WE NEED SOME HELP
OVER HERE ! HEY, SOMEBODY
GRAB THOSE LOAFERS !
426
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:36,560
OH, OH ! OH.
427
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:39,320
[ Shoes Squeaking,
Men Shouting ]
428
00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:52,320
OW.
429
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:03,760
IS THIS MAN REMOVING EVIDENCE
FROM THE SCENE OF A CRIME ?
430
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:07,320
UH, NO, JUDGE DOOM.
UH, VALIANT HERE WAS JUST
PICKIN’ IT UP FOR YA.
431
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,320
WEREN’T YA, EDDIE ?
432
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:12,200
HAND IT OVER.
SURE.
433
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:15,440
[ Buzzing ]
434
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:17,800
HIS NUMBER-ONE SELLER.
435
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:22,040
I SEE WORKING FOR A TOON
HAS RUBBED OFF ON YOU.
436
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:28,000
I WASN’T WORKIN’ FOR A TOON.
I WAS WORKIN’ FOR R.K. MAROON.
YES, WE TALKED TO MR. MAROON.
437
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:32,440
HE TOLD US THE RABBIT BECAME
QUITE AGITATED WHEN YOU
SHOWED HIM THE PICTURES.
438
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:36,640
THE RABBIT SAID, ONE WAY
OR ANOTHER, HE AND HIS WIFE
ARE GOING TO BE HAPPY.
439
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:38,640
IS THAT TRUE ?
440
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:41,000
HEY, PAL, DO I LOOK
LIKE A STENOGRAPHER ?
441
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:43,000
SHUT YOUR YAP, EDDIE.
THE MAN’S A JUDGE.
442
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:45,000
THAT’S ALL RIGHT,
LIEUTENANT.
443
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:48,360
FROM THE SMELL OF HIM, I’D SAY
IT WAS THE BOOZE TALKING.
444
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:51,080
NO MATTER.
THE RABBIT WON’T GET FAR.
445
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:53,200
MY MEN WILL FIND HIM.
446
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:57,520
[ Siren Wailing,
Men Shouting ]
447
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:03,840
WEASELS ?
YES. I FIND THEY HAVE
A SPECIAL GIFT FOR THE WORK.
448
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:06,960
ALL RIGHT, YA MUGS.
FALL OUT.
449
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:08,960
[ Doom ]
DID YOU FIND THE RABBIT ?
450
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:13,040
DON’T WORRY, JUDGE.
WE GOT "DEFORMANTS"
ALL OVER THE CITY.
451
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:15,400
WE’LL FIND ’IM.
[ Giggling Insanely ]
452
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:19,440
YOU WOULDN’T HAVE ANY IDEA
WHERE THE RABBIT MIGHT BE,
MR. VALIANT ?
453
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:23,480
HAVE YOU TRIED WALLA WALLA ?
CUCAMONGA ?
454
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:26,640
I HEAR KOKOMO’S VERY NICE
THIS TIME OF THE YEAR.
455
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:29,480
I’M SURPRISED YOU’RE NOT
MORE COOPERATIVE, MR. VALIANT.
456
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:33,480
A HUMAN HAS BEEN MURDERED
BY A TOON. DON’T YOU APPRECIATE
THE MAGNITUDE OF THAT ?
457
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:36,280
[ Squeaking ]
458
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:38,320
[ Squeaking ]
459
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:42,240
SINCE I’VE HAD TOONTOWN
UNDER MY JURISDICTION,
460
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:45,840
MY GOAL HAS BEEN
TO REIGN IN THE INSANITY.
461
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:49,640
AND THE ONLY WAY TO DO THAT
IS TO MAKE TOONS RESPECT...
462
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:51,640
THE LAW.
[ Shoe Squeaking ]
463
00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:58,240
[ Squeaking Continues ]
464
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:06,560
[ Valiant Whispering ]
HOW DID THAT GARGOYLE
GET TO BE A JUDGE ?
465
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:10,080
SPREAD A BUNCH OF SIMOLEONS
AROUND TOONTOWN
A COUPLE OF YEARS BACK.
466
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:13,240
BOUGHT THE ELECTION.
YEAH ?
WHAT’S THAT ?
467
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:16,280
[ Hissing ]
468
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:18,800
[ Santino ] REMEMBER HOW
THEY ALWAYS THOUGHT THERE WASN’T
A WAY TO KILL A TOON ?
469
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:20,800
[ Valiant ] YEAH.
[ Santino ]
WELL, DOOM FOUND A WAY.
470
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:24,480
TURPENTINE, ACETONE, BENZENE.
HE CALLS IT "THE DIP."
471
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:26,760
[ Doom ]
I’LL CATCH THE RABBIT,
MR. VALIANT.
472
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:29,760
[ Squeaking ]
AND I’LL TRY HIM,
CONVICT HIM...
473
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:32,440
AND EXECUTE HIM.
[ Whimpering ]
474
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:35,440
[ Shoe Whimpering,
Dip Hissing ]
475
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:43,480
GEEZ !
476
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:47,200
[ Weasel Giggling ]
477
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:52,960
[ Weasel Laughing ]
THAT’S ONE DEAD SHOE, EH, BOSS ?
478
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:55,840
THEY’RE NOT KID GLOVES,
MR. VALIANT.
479
00:33:55,920 --> 00:34:00,120
THIS IS HOW WE HANDLE THINGS
DOWN IN TOONTOWN.
480
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:03,160
I’D THINK YOU, OF ALL PEOPLE,
WOULD APPRECIATE THAT.
481
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:12,640
♪♪ [ Pianist Playing Arpeggio ]
482
00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:16,400
[ Off-Key Choir ]
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA
LA, LA, LA ♪
483
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:20,480
♪♪ [ Piano, Singers
Continue ]
484
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:23,760
UH-- HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY !
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE ! HEY, HEY !
485
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:26,280
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA
LA, LA, LA ♪♪
486
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:30,520
I’VE BEEN TRYIN’
TO MAKE HIM QUIT, BUT HE
JUST WON’T LISTEN TO ME.
487
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:32,800
WHAT DO YOU KNOW,
YA DUMB BROAD ?
YOU GOT THE I.Q. OF A RATTLE.
488
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:35,000
YOU VALIANT ?
YEAH.
489
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:37,960
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT THE ACME MURDER.
HEY, PSST.
490
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:41,160
DOLL, WHY DON’T YOU
RUN DOWNSTAIRS
AND GET ME A RACIN’ FORM ?
491
00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:44,560
OOH ! OKAY, OKAY.
I’M GOIN’.
492
00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:47,560
A LADIES’ MAN, HUH ?
493
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:50,440
MY PROBLEM IS
I GOT A 50-YEAR-OLD LUST
AND A THREE-YEAR-OLD DINKY.
494
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:54,600
- YEAH. MUST BE TOUGH.
- LOOK, VALIANT,
THE RABBIT DIDN’T KILL ACME.
495
00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:58,040
HE’S NOT A MURDERER.
I SHOULD KNOW.
HE’S A DEAR FRIEND OF MINE.
496
00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:01,720
I TELL YOU, VALIANT,
THE WHOLE THING STINKS
LIKE YESTERDAY’S DIAPERS.
497
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:05,240
LOOK AT THIS. THE PAPER
SAID ACME LEFT NO WILL.
498
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:08,720
THAT’S A LOAD OF SUCCOTASH.
EVERY TOON KNOWS
ACME HAD A WILL.
499
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:11,200
HE PROMISED TO LEAVE
TOONTOWN TO US TOONS.
500
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:13,200
THAT WILL IS THE REASON
HE GOT BUMPED OFF.
501
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:15,200
HAS ANYBODY
EVER SEEN THIS WILL ?
502
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:17,920
UH, NO. BUT HE GAVE US
HIS SOLEMN OATH.
503
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:23,320
IF YOU BELIEVE THAT THAT JOKER
COULD DO ANYTHING SOLID,
THE GAG’S ON YOU, PAL.
504
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:26,560
I JUST FIGURED,
SINCE YOU WERE THE ONE
WHO GOT MY PAL IN TROUBLE,
505
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:28,600
YOU MIGHT WANT
TO HELP GET HIM OUT.
506
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:31,200
I CAN PAY YA.
507
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:34,400
SAVE YOUR MONEY FOR
A PAIR OF ELEVATOR SHOES.
508
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:37,920
WAIT ! NO, VALIANT, NO !
OW, MY STOGIE !
OH !
509
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:42,080
WAH !
510
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:45,640
WAH !
511
00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:47,640
WAH !
512
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:55,840
IT AIN’T MY FAULT THE RABBIT
GOT HIMSELF IN TROUBLE.
513
00:35:57,880 --> 00:35:59,800
[ Gasping ]
514
00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:02,760
ALL I DID WAS TAKE
A COUPLE OF LOUSY PICTURES.
515
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:25,840
BABY WAS RIGHT.
516
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:38,040
THE HELL WITH IT.
517
00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:59,120
[ Sighs ]
518
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:08,200
AAH !
AAH !
519
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:11,600
HOW THE HELL
DID YOU GET IN HERE ?
THROUGH THE MAIL SLOT.
520
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:15,600
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE BEST
IF I WAITED INSIDE, SEEING’S
HOW I’M WANTED FOR MURDER.
521
00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:19,080
NO KIDDING. JUST TALKING
TO YOU COULD GET ME A RAP
FOR AIDING AND ABETTING.
522
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:22,080
WAIT A MINUTE.
ANYBODY KNOW YOU’RE HERE ?
523
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:24,760
NOBODY. NOT A SOUL,
EXCEPT, UH--
WHO ?
524
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:26,760
WELL, YOU SEE,
525
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:29,760
I DIDN’T KNOW
WHERE YOUR OFFICE WAS.
526
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:31,760
SO I ASKED A NEWSBOY.
HE DIDN’T KNOW.
527
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:34,600
SO I ASKED THE FIREMAN,
THE GREENGROCER,
THE BUTCHER, THE BAKER.
528
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:37,760
THEY DIDN’T KNOW.
BUT THE LIQUOR STORE GUY,
HE KNEW.
529
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:40,000
IN OTHER WORDS, THE WHOLE
DAMN TOWN KNOWS YOU’RE HERE !
HEY ! HEY !
530
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:42,240
COME ON ! COME ON !
ALL RIGHT. EDDIE,
TAKE IT EASY, WILL YA ?
531
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:45,200
PLEASE, EDDIE,
DON’T THROW ME OUT.
YOU’RE MAKING A BIG MISTAKE.
532
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:47,440
I DIDN’T KILL ANYBODY.
I SWEAR !
533
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:51,560
THIS WHOLE THING’S A SETUP,
A SCAM, A FRAME JOB. OW !
534
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:53,800
EDDIE, I COULD NEVER
HURT ANYBODY. OW !
535
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:57,200
MY WHOLE PURPOSE...
IN... LIFE... IS... TO...
536
00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:00,680
MAKE... PEOPLE...
[ Grunting ]
537
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:03,880
LAUGH.
[ Both Grunting ]
538
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:06,040
OKAY, OKAY, SURE.
I ADMIT IT.
539
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:09,880
I GOT A LITTLE STEAMED
WHEN YOU SHOWED ME
THOSE PICTURES OF JESSICA.
540
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:13,040
[ Eddie Growling ]
SO I RUSHED
OVER TO THE INK AND PAINT CLUB.
541
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:17,040
BUT SHE WASN’T
IN HER DRESSING ROOM.
SO I WROTE HER A LOVE LETTER.
542
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:19,720
WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT A MINUTE.
543
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:23,920
YOU’RE TELLING ME,
IN A FIT OF JEALOUSY, YOU WROTE
YOUR WIFE A LOVE LETTER ?
544
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:28,640
THAT’S RIGHT. I KNOW THAT SHE
WAS JUST AN INNOCENT VICTIM
OF CIRCUMSTANCE.
545
00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:31,560
I SUPPOSE YOU USED THE OLD
LIPSTICK-ON-THE-MIRROR ROUTINE,
HUH ?
546
00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:33,560
LIPSTICK, YES.
MIRROR, NO.
547
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:37,720
I FOUND A NICE, CLEAN PIECE
OF PAPER. "DEAR JESSICA,
548
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:42,000
"HOW DO I LOVE THEE ?
LET ME COUNT THE WAYS.
549
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:45,440
"ONE, ONE THOUSAND.
TWO, ONE THOUSAND.
THREE, ONE THOUSAND.
550
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:48,640
FOUR, ONE THOUSAND. FIVE--"
WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST
LEAVE THE LETTER THERE ?
551
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:52,960
OBVIOUSLY, A POEM OF THIS POWER
AND SENSITIVITY MUST-- AAH--
552
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:54,960
BE READ IN PERSON.
553
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:56,960
SO I WENT HOME
TO WAIT FOR HER.
554
00:38:57,040 --> 00:39:00,800
BUT THE WEASELS WERE
THERE WAITIN’ FOR ME.
SO-- SO I RAN.
555
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:05,480
SO WHY COME TO ME ?
I’M THE GUY THAT TOOK
THE PICTURES OF YOUR WIFE.
556
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:08,280
YEAH. AND YOU’RE ALSO THE GUY
THAT HELPED ALL THESE TOONS.
557
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:13,200
EVERYBODY KNOWS
WHEN A TOON’S IN TROUBLE,
THERE’S ONLY ONE PLACE TO GO:
558
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:16,600
VALIANT AND VALIANT.
NOT ANYMORE.
559
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:19,320
GET OUTTA THAT CHAIR !
560
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:25,600
- THAT’S MY BROTHER’S CHAIR.
- YEAH, WHERE IS YOUR BROTHER,
ANYWAY ?
561
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:28,600
HE LOOKS LIKE A SENSITIVE...
AND SOBER... FELLOW.
562
00:39:28,720 --> 00:39:31,160
THAT’S IT.
I’M CALLIN’ THE COPS.
563
00:39:31,240 --> 00:39:33,160
GO AHEAD.
CALL THE COPS.
564
00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:35,920
I COME HERE FOR HELP,
AND WHAT DO YOU DO ?
565
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:39,360
YOU TURN ME IN. NO, NO.
DON’T FEEL GUILTY ABOUT ME.
566
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:42,760
SO LONG,
AND THANKS FOR NOTHIN’.
567
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:47,480
THAT’S THE CLOSET !
STUPE.
568
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:04,640
EDDIE VALIANT,
YOU’RE UNDER ARREST.
[ Babbling ]
569
00:40:04,720 --> 00:40:06,800
GET OUTTA THERE !
570
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:10,840
IDIOT. I GOT NO KEYS
FOR THESE CUFFS.
HUH ?
571
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:12,840
[ Siren Wailing ]
[ Trembling ]
572
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:15,400
YAH !
573
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:21,160
COME ON.
GET THE LEAD OUT.
574
00:40:21,240 --> 00:40:23,840
MOVE IT, WOULD YA ?
MOVE IT !
[ Horns Honking ]
575
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:27,800
YAH ! IT’S
THE TOON PATROL !
576
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:34,360
HIDE ME, EDDIE !
P-P-PLEASE !
577
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:36,000
[ Grunting ]
578
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:39,760
REMEMBER,
YOU NEVER SAW ME.
GET OUTTA THERE !
579
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:42,640
[ Grunting ]
DON’T LET ’EM FIND ME.
580
00:40:42,720 --> 00:40:45,680
COME ON, EDDIE.
YOU’RE MY ONLY HOPE.
581
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:49,600
[ Weasel Knocking ]
OPEN UP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW.
582
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:53,040
P-P-PLEASE, EDDIE.
YOU KNOW THERE’S NO JUSTICE
FOR TOONS ANYMORE.
583
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:55,920
[ Weasels Muttering ]
IF THE WEASELS
GET THEIR HANDS ON ME,
584
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,480
I’M AS GOOD AS DIPPED.
585
00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:00,560
DON’T MAKE US
PLAY ROUGH, VALIANT.
586
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:03,080
WE JUST WANT THE RABBIT.
587
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:05,600
WHAT’RE WE GONNA DO, EDDIE ?
WHAT’RE WE GONNA DO ?
588
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:08,320
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ?
[ Knocking On Door ]
589
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:10,960
WHAT’S ALL THIS "WE" STUFF ?
THEY JUST WANT THE RABBIT.
590
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:13,120
[ Machine Gun Firing ]
591
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:13,120
[ Machine Gun Firing ]
592
00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:21,440
[ Roger Gasping ]
593
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:24,760
LOOKS LIKE THEY GAVE US
THE SLIP, HUH, BOSS ?
594
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:28,080
NAH. VALIANT’S
GOT HIM STASHED SOMEWHERE.
595
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:30,120
♪♪ [ Eddie Humming ]
596
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:34,120
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.
597
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:37,320
HELLO, BOYS.
I DIDN’T HEAR YOU COME IN.
598
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:40,280
OKAY, WISE GUY.
599
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:43,360
WHERE’S THE RABBIT ?
HAVEN’T SEEN HIM.
600
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:48,120
[ Sniffing ]
WHAT’S IN THERE ?
MY LINGERIE.
601
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:50,120
[ Gasping ]
GEEZ, VALIANT.
602
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:52,680
[ Spluttering ]
603
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:55,280
[ Chuckling ]
604
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:58,440
SEARCH THE PLACE, BOYS.
605
00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:01,280
AND LEAVE
NO STONE "INTERNED."
606
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:05,640
LOOK, VALIANT, WE GOT A RELIABLE
TIP-OFF THE RABBIT WAS HERE.
607
00:42:05,720 --> 00:42:08,280
AND IT WAS "CORRUGATED"
BY SEVERAL OTHERS.
608
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:12,120
[ Glass Shattering ]
SO CUT
THE BULL SCHTICK.
609
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:16,480
YOU KEEP TALKIN’ LIKE THAT,
AND I’M GONNA HAVE TO
WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT.
610
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:20,560
- [ Gasping ]
- [ Spluttering ]
611
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:23,320
[ Laughing ]
612
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:26,400
[ Laughing ]
613
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:30,320
STOP THAT LAUGHING !
614
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:36,400
STOP THAT LAUGHIN’ !
615
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:40,240
YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN YOU CAN’T STOP LAUGHIN’.
616
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:47,000
ONE OF THESE DAYS,
YOU’RE GONNA DIE LAUGHIN’.
617
00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:52,400
AS FOR YOU, VALIANT,
STEP OUTTA LINE...
618
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:57,240
AND WE’LL HANG YOU
AND YOUR LAUNDRY
OUT TO DRY.
619
00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:00,520
[ Laughing ]
620
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:04,000
COME ON, BOYS.
LET’S AM-SCRAY.
621
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:07,640
[ Spluttering ]
THEY’RE GONE.
622
00:43:07,720 --> 00:43:11,080
JEEPERS, EDDIE, THAT WAS SWELL.
YOU SAVED MY LIFE.
623
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:13,600
HOW CAN I EVER REPAY YA ?
624
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:15,600
[ Kissing ]
625
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:19,720
BLECCH ! FOR STARTERS,
DON’T EVER KISS ME AGAIN.
626
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:21,720
[ Spitting ]
627
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:24,440
[ Muffled Shouting ]
WILL YOU STOP
KICKIN’ ME ?
628
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:26,440
[ Shouting Continues ]
STOP KICKIN’ ME.
629
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:29,920
[ Trolley Rumbling ]
DOLORES.
630
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:32,800
DOLORES. DOLORES !
631
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:34,800
[ Roger Shouting,
Muffled ]
632
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:40,240
HEY, EDDIE, YOU MADE
THE FRONT PAGE TODAY.
633
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:42,880
YEAH, I GUESS
I MADE SOME INK.
AND WHAT INK.
634
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:45,920
COME ON, EDDIE.
[ Mumbling Indistinctly ]
635
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:52,120
SO TELL ME, EDDIE,
636
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:56,360
IS THAT A RABBIT
IN YOUR POCKET, OR ARE YOU
JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME ?
637
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:59,040
CUT THE COMEDY, DOLORES.
I’VE HAD A VERY HARD DAY.
638
00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:02,720
I GOTTA GET
OUTTA THESE CUFFS.
OH, SWELL.
639
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:04,720
WHEW !
640
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:07,240
[ Roger ]
JEEPERS, EDDIE.
THAT ALMOST KILLED ME.
641
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:11,720
OW.
BOY, WHAT IS THIS ?
SOME KIND OF A SECRET ROOM ?
642
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:14,240
IT’S A ROTGUT ROOM,
HOLDOVER FROM PROHIBITION.
643
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:17,760
OH, I GET IT, A SPEAKEASY.
A GIN MILL. A HOOCH PARLOR.
644
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:19,760
TOOLS ARE
UP HERE, EDDIE.
LOOK AT THIS !
645
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:22,080
AAH !
IT’S A SPY HOLE.
646
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:24,960
JEEPERS, EDDIE, THIS’D BE
A GREAT PLACE TO HIDE.
647
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:29,320
CRAZY TOONS. OOF !
WATCH YOUR HEAD.
648
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:33,960
I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU’D NEVER
TAKE ANOTHER TOON CASE.
649
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:36,600
WHAT’D YOU HAVE,
A CHANGE OF HEART ?
NOTHIN’S CHANGED.
650
00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:39,960
SOMEBODY’S MADE A PATSY OUTTA
ME, AND I’M GONNA FIND OUT WHY.
651
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:50,000
HOLD STILL, WILL YA ?
652
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:54,160
DOES THIS HELP ?
YEAH, THANKS.
653
00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:02,080
DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT
YOU COULD HAVE TAKEN YOUR HAND
OUTTA THAT CUFF AT ANY TIME ?
654
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:06,280
NO, NOT AT ANY TIME.
ONLY WHEN IT WAS FUNNY.
GET OUTTA HERE !
655
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:09,600
COME ON, EDDIE. WHERE’S
YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR ?
656
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:12,400
HE ALWAYS THIS FUNNY,
OR ONLY ON DAYS WHEN
HE’S WANTED FOR MURDER ?
657
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:14,400
LISTEN.
MY "SILOSOPHY" IS THIS.
658
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:17,280
IF YOU DON’T HAVE
A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR,
YOU’RE BETTER OFF DEAD.
659
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:20,680
YOU JUST MAY GET YOUR WISH
UNLESS I CAN FIGURE OUT
WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS.
660
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:22,680
WHAT IS IT, EDDIE ?
661
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:25,120
[ Eddie ]
JUST LOOK AT IT.
662
00:45:25,240 --> 00:45:27,160
MR. ACME’S WILL.
YEAH.
663
00:45:27,240 --> 00:45:31,400
AND I THINK MAROON
PLAYED THE PART OF SOUND MIND,
AND YOUR WIFE, THE SOUND BODY.
664
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:34,160
WHY, I RESENT
THAT INNUENDO.
WHAT’S THE SCHEME, EDDIE ?
665
00:45:34,240 --> 00:45:37,520
- I DON’T THINK
THEY GOT TO THE WILL.
- BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW ?
666
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:40,480
BECAUSE THEY WERE STILL LOOKIN’
FOR IT AFTER THEY KILLED HIM.
667
00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:42,840
ANYTHING I CAN DO ?
668
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:45,360
MAYBE YOU COULD GO DOWNTOWN
AND CHECK THE PROBATE.
669
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:47,360
YEAH, CHECK THE PROBATE.
670
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:49,880
WHY, MY UNCLE THUMPER HAD
A PROBLEM WITH HIS PROBATE.
671
00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:54,040
AND HE HAD TO TAKE THESE BIG
PILLS AND DRINK LOTS OF WATER.
672
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:57,080
NOT PROSTATE,
YOU IDIOT. PROBATE.
673
00:45:57,160 --> 00:45:59,080
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
674
00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:01,360
YOU THINK THAT MY BOSS,
R.K. MAROON,
675
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:04,040
DROPPED A SAFE
ON MARVIN ACME’S HEAD...
676
00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:06,520
SO THAT HE COULD GET
HIS HANDS ON TOONTOWN ?
677
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:08,600
YEP.
678
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:11,120
THAT’S MY HUNCH.
679
00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:15,200
UH, CAN HE STAY HERE
FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS ?
680
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:18,200
NOT GONNA DO
ANYTHING CRAZY, IS HE ?
681
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:22,280
[ Humming, Giggling ]
682
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:26,920
WHERE ARE YOU GOIN’ ?
[ Eddie ]
BACK TO THE OFFICE.
683
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:32,720
[ Jessica ]
MR. VALIANT ? MR. VALIANT ?
684
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:34,960
[ Toilet Flushes ]
685
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:41,840
YOU’VE GOT THE WRONG IDEA
ABOUT ME, MR. VALIANT.
686
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:44,600
I’M A PAWN IN THIS,
JUST LIKE ROGER.
687
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:47,880
CAN YOU HELP ME FIND HIM ?
JUST NAME YOUR PRICE.
688
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:49,880
AND I’LL PAY IT.
689
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:51,880
YEAH.
I’LL BET YOU WOULD.
690
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:55,440
YOU GOTTA HAVE THE RABBIT
TO MAKE THE SCAM WORK.
691
00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:59,280
NO, NO, NO. I LOVE MY HUSBAND.
YOU’VE GOT ME ALL WRONG.
692
00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:02,960
YOU DON’T KNOW HOW HARD
IT IS BEING A WOMAN...
693
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:04,960
LOOKING THE WAY I DO.
694
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:06,960
YEAH, WELL,
695
00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:10,640
YOU DON’T KNOW
HOW HARD IT IS BEING A MAN...
696
00:47:10,720 --> 00:47:13,600
LOOKING AT A WOMAN
LOOKING THE WAY YOU DO.
697
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:17,680
I’M NOT BAD.
I’M JUST DRAWN THAT WAY.
698
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:25,640
WEREN’T YOU THE ONE
I CAUGHT PLAYIN’ PATTY-CAKE
WITH OLD MAN ACME ?
699
00:47:25,720 --> 00:47:29,280
YOU DIDN’T CATCH ME,
MR. VALIANT. YOU WERE SET UP
TO TAKE THOSE PICTURES.
700
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:32,800
WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN’ ABOUT ?
MAROON WANTED
TO BLACKMAIL ACME.
701
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:35,040
I DIDN’T WANT TO HAVE
ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT.
702
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:38,320
BUT HE SAID, IF I DIDN’T POSE
FOR THOSE PATTY-CAKE PICTURES,
703
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:42,760
ROGER WOULD NEVER WORK
IN THIS TOWN AGAIN.
I COULDN’T LET THAT HAPPEN.
704
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:46,520
I’D DO ANYTHING
FOR MY HUSBAND, MR. VALIANT.
705
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:49,680
ANYTHING.
WHAT A WIFE.
706
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:53,680
I’M DESPERATE, MR. VALIANT.
CAN’T YOU SEE
HOW MUCH I NEED YOU ?
707
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:56,720
[ Clearing Throat ]
DABBLIN’ IN WATER COLORS,
EDDIE ?
708
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,560
WELL.
[ Chuckles Nervously ]
709
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:03,960
SORRY.
[ Laughing ]
710
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:07,960
GOOD-BYE, EDDIE.
MY OFFER STANDS FIRM.
711
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:10,720
THINK ABOUT IT.
[ Kissing ]
712
00:48:18,720 --> 00:48:21,360
WELL !
713
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:24,640
DO YOU WANT TO TELL ME
WHAT SHE WAS DOING
WITH HER ARMS AROUND YOU ?
714
00:48:24,720 --> 00:48:27,160
PROBABLY LOOKIN’
FOR A GOOD PLACE
TO STICK A KNIFE.
715
00:48:27,240 --> 00:48:30,960
OH, COME ON, EDDIE. I CAUGHT
YOU WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN !
YEAH, BUT--
716
00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:32,760
DOLORES, COME--
717
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:37,840
COME ON, DOLORES.
718
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:40,480
YOU DON’T BELIEVE
A PAINTED HUSSY LIKE THAT
COULD TURN MY HEAD.
719
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:42,520
SHE’S JUST TRYIN’ TO GET
HER HANDS ON THE RABBIT.
720
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:44,760
THAT’S NOT ALL SHE’S
TRYING TO GET HER HANDS ON.
721
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:47,760
NOW LOOK, DOLORES, LISTEN.
LISTEN TO ME.
722
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:51,280
LOOK, I WANT YOU TO GO OUT.
I WANT YOU TO BUY YOURSELF
A NEW SWIMSUIT.
723
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:53,280
’CAUSE YOU AND ME
ARE GOIN’ TO CATALINA.
724
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:56,920
I’M ON THE VERGE
OF WRAPPIN’ UP THIS CASE.
NO, YOU’RE NOT, EDDIE.
725
00:48:57,040 --> 00:49:00,480
THAT’S WHAT
I CAME TO TELL YOU.
I STOPPED BY PROBATE.
726
00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:04,240
MAROON’S NOT AFTER TOONTOWN,
LIKE YOU THOUGHT.
727
00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:07,160
IT’S CLOVERLEAF THAT WANTS
TO GET THEIR HANDS ON TOONTOWN.
728
00:49:07,240 --> 00:49:09,160
THEY PUT IN
THE HIGHEST BID.
729
00:49:09,240 --> 00:49:12,080
AND UNLESS
MR. ACME’S WILL SHOWS UP
BY MIDNIGHT TONIGHT,
730
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:14,640
CLOVERLEAF IS
GONNA OWN TOONTOWN.
731
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:17,200
WHAT ?
AT MIDNIGHT TONIGHT ?
732
00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:19,200
THAT’S RIGHT.
733
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:24,200
FIRST THEY BUY THE RED CAR.
THEN THEY WANT TO GET
THEIR HANDS ON TOONTOWN.
734
00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:26,720
I DON’T GET IT.
SHH !
735
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:29,200
♪♪ [ Piano, Singing ]
ROGER.
736
00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:34,680
[ Giggling ]
THE RABBIT.
GET THE JUDGE.
737
00:49:36,240 --> 00:49:37,680
♪ A JOKE
DON’T SIT THERE
ON YOUR BRAIN ♪
738
00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:42,040
[ Laughing ]
NICE SHIRT.
WHO’S YOUR TAILOR, QUASIMODO ?
739
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:45,560
♪ MY BUDDY’S EDDIE V.
A SOURPUSS, YOU’LL SEE ♪
740
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:48,920
♪ BUT WHEN I’M DONE
HE’LL NEED NO GUN
’CAUSE A JOKER HE WILL BE ♪
741
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:52,720
♪ C, D, E, F, G, H, I ♪
742
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:57,080
♪ I LOVE TO RAISE SOME CAIN
BELIEVE ME, IT’S NO STRAIN ♪
743
00:49:57,160 --> 00:49:59,080
♪ IT FEELS SO GREAT
TO SMASH A PLATE ♪
744
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:01,880
♪ AND LOOK, THERE IS NO PAIN
NO PAIN ♪
745
00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:03,760
♪ NO PAIN
NO PAIN ♪
OW !
746
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:07,440
♪ NO PAIN
NO PAIN
NO-- ♪♪
747
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:10,960
- [ Laughing ]
- [ Dolores ] OH !
748
00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:15,120
EDDIE, WHAT ARE YA--
YAH !
749
00:50:15,240 --> 00:50:18,440
HEY, WHO TURNED OUT
THE LIGHTS ?
750
00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:21,240
I CAN’T SEE A THING.
WHAT’S GOIN’ ON ?
751
00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:23,600
YOU CRAZY RABBIT.
752
00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:26,120
I’VE BEEN OUT THERE
RISKIN’ MY NECK FOR YOU.
753
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:29,200
AND WHAT ARE YOU DOIN’ ?
SINGIN’ AND DANCIN’ !
[ Grunting ]
754
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:34,040
BUT I’M A TOON. TOONS ARE
SUPPOSED TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH.
755
00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:38,560
SIT DOWN !
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND.
THOSE PEOPLE NEEDED TO LAUGH.
756
00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:41,080
YEAH, AND WHEN THEY’RE DONE
LAUGHING, THEY’LL CALL THE COPS.
757
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:43,400
THAT GUY, ANGELO, WOULD RAT
ON YOU FOR A NICKEL.
758
00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:46,080
NOT ANGELO.
HE’D NEVER TURN ME IN.
759
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:49,000
WHY ? BECAUSE
YOU MADE HIM LAUGH ?
THAT’S RIGHT.
760
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:52,120
A LAUGH CAN BE
A VERY POWERFUL THING.
761
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:55,960
WHY, SOMETIMES IN LIFE,
IT’S THE ONLY WEAPON WE HAVE.
762
00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:57,960
LAUGHTER
IS THE MOST IM--
SHH.
763
00:50:58,040 --> 00:51:02,000
- [ Alarm Buzzing ]
- IX-NAY. IX-NAY.
764
00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:10,560
I’M LOOKING
FOR A MURDERER.
765
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:17,680
[ Laughing ]
766
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:22,720
[ Trolley Rumbling ]
767
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:24,760
A RABBIT.
768
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:29,880
A TOON RABBIT...
769
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:34,400
ABOUT YEA... BIG.
770
00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:38,040
LOOK, THERE’S
NO RABBIT HERE.
771
00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:40,040
SO DON’T HARASS
MY CUSTOMERS.
772
00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:44,600
I DIDN’T
COME HERE TO HARASS.
I CAME HERE TO REWARD.
773
00:52:00,720 --> 00:52:03,640
[ Chalk Squeaking ]
774
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:08,960
[ Squeaking ]
[ Gasping ]
775
00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:16,880
♪♪ [ Whistling ]
776
00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:23,040
HEY.
I SEEN A RABBIT.
777
00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:25,880
WHERE ?
778
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:27,880
[ Gasping ]
YA SEE ?
779
00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:37,440
WHERE ?
HE’S RIGHT HERE
IN THE BAR.
780
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:46,800
WELL, SAY HELLO,
HARVEY.
781
00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:50,800
[ All Laughing ]
782
00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:55,200
[ Sighing ]
I TOLD YA SO.
783
00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:20,440
"MERRY-GO-ROUND BROKE DOWN."
784
00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:26,440
QUITE A LOONY SELECTION FOR
A GROUP OF DRUNKEN REPROBATES.
785
00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:28,440
[ Clearing Throat ]
786
00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:32,880
[ Sniffing ]
787
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:34,880
HE’S HERE !
788
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:38,600
[ Gulping ]
[ Laughing ]
789
00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:42,680
STOP THAT LAUGHING !
[ Laughing ]
790
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:49,040
HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN
WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME ?
791
00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:52,280
IF YOU DON’T STOP THIS LAUGHING,
YOU’RE GONNA END UP DEAD,
792
00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:54,960
JUST LIKE YOUR
IDIOT HYENA COUSINS !
793
00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:59,000
HEY, BOSS, YOU WANT WE SHOULD
"DISRESEMBLE" THE PLACE ?
794
00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:01,000
NO, SERGEANT.
795
00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:04,480
DISASSEMBLING THE PLACE
WON’T BE NECESSARY.
796
00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:09,120
THE RABBIT IS GOING
TO COME RIGHT TO ME.
797
00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:11,120
♪♪ [ Knocking,
"Shave And A Haircut" ]
798
00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:14,080
GEE.
NO TOON...
799
00:54:14,160 --> 00:54:18,600
CAN RESIST THE OLD
SHAVE-AND-A-HAIRCUT TRICK.
800
00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:28,800
♪♪ [ Knocking Continues ]
I DON’T KNOW WHO’S TOONIER,
YOU OR DOOM.
801
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:31,280
- [ Moaning, Teeth Rattling ]
- ROGER.
802
00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:36,400
RO-- ROGER !
803
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:41,200
- ROGER, NO.
- [ Knocking ]
804
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:46,440
[ Eddie ]
ROGER, DON’T. ROGER.
805
00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:51,040
♪ SHAVE AND A HAIRCUT ♪
806
00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:53,040
[ Explosion ]
807
00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:55,800
♪ TWO BITS ♪♪
808
00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:58,720
[ Gulping, Whimpering ]
809
00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:03,840
HEY, JUDGE, WHAT SHOULD WE DO
WITH THE WALLFLOWER ?
810
00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:06,080
WE’LL SEE TO HIM LATER.
811
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:10,320
RIGHT NOW, I FEEL LIKE
DISPENSING SOME JUSTICE.
812
00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:12,720
BRING ME SOME DIP.
813
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:14,960
[ Hissing ]
AAH !
814
00:55:15,080 --> 00:55:17,000
[ Knees Knocking,
Teeth Chattering ]
815
00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:19,000
[ Groaning ]
816
00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:23,120
DOES THE CONDEMNED HAVE
ANYTHING TO SAY BEFORE
HIS SENTENCE IS CARRIED OUT ?
817
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:25,160
WHY, YEAH--
[ Choking, Wheezing ]
818
00:55:27,120 --> 00:55:29,040
WAH !
819
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:32,480
DOLORES, BOURBON.
AND MAKE IT A DOUBLE.
820
00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:35,080
FINE TIME
FOR A DRINK, EDDIE.
821
00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:38,760
MAYBE YOU’D LIKE A BOWL
OF PRETZELS TO GO WITH IT !
JUST POUR THE DRINK, DOLORES.
822
00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:40,840
[ Roger Groaning ]
823
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:46,960
HEY, JUDGE ?
824
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:49,520
DON’T A DYIN’ RABBIT
DESERVE A LAST REQUEST ?
825
00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:52,360
YEAH. NOSE PLUGS
WOULD BE NICE !
826
00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:55,040
I THINK YOU WANT A DRINK.
827
00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:58,840
[ Whimpering ]
HOW ’BOUT IT, JUDGE ?
828
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:00,880
WELL, WHY NOT ?
829
00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:03,960
I DON’T MIND
PROLONGING THE EXECUTION.
830
00:56:04,040 --> 00:56:07,160
HAPPY TRAILS.
NO THANKS, EDDIE.
I’M TRYIN’ TO CUT DOWN.
831
00:56:07,240 --> 00:56:09,680
DRINK THE DRINK.
BUT I DON’T WANT THE DRINK.
832
00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:12,080
HE DOESN’T WANT THE DRINK.
HE DOES !
I DON’T.
833
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:13,520
YOU DO. YOU DO.
I DON’T. I DON’T.
834
00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:16,480
YOU DO. YOU DON’T.
I DON’T. I DO.
835
00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:19,080
YOU DON’T.
YOU DON’T.
I DO.
836
00:56:19,160 --> 00:56:23,280
LISTEN, WHEN I SAY, "I DO,"
THAT MEANS I DO !
[ Gulping ]
837
00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:25,280
[ Explosion ]
838
00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:30,840
[ Gurgling ]
839
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:39,520
AAH !
840
00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:03,200
GOTCHA, KID.
841
00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:10,520
COME ON, EDDIE,
LET’S GET OUTTA HERE !
842
00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:12,880
MOVE IT, POPS.
YIKES !
843
00:57:13,920 --> 00:57:15,840
THAT WAS QUICK
THINKIN’, EDDIE.
844
00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:18,760
NOTHIN’ LIKE USIN’
THE OL’ SPINE FLOWER,
THE WISE NOODLE, THE--
845
00:57:18,840 --> 00:57:22,400
ROGER !
LET’S USE THIS.
YAH !
846
00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:26,200
LET’S GET OUTTA HERE.
WHAT’RE YOU WAITIN’ FOR ?
THERE’S NO DAMN KEY.
847
00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:28,680
HEY, YOU WEASELS,
LEMME OUTTA HERE, WILL YA ?
848
00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:32,840
COME ON,
I GOTTA MAKE A LIVIN’.
BENNY, IS THAT YOU ?
849
00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:35,000
[ Benny ]
NO, IT’S ELEANOR ROOSEVELT.
850
00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:37,600
COME ON, ROGER,
GET ME OUTTA HERE.
851
00:57:37,680 --> 00:57:41,640
EDDIE, WE GOT
OURSELVES A RIDE.
OPEN THE DOORS !
852
00:57:41,720 --> 00:57:43,640
[ Horn Honking ]
853
00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:49,560
WHOO !
AHH, THAT’S BETTER.
854
00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:52,400
I CAN’T BELIEVE
THEY LOCKED ME UP
FOR DRIVIN’ ON THE SIDEWALK.
855
00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:55,000
COME ON, EDDIE.
GET IN.
856
00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:57,000
IT WAS JUST
A COUPLE OF MILES.
857
00:57:57,120 --> 00:57:59,160
I’LL DRIVE.
BUT I WANNA DRIVE.
858
00:57:59,240 --> 00:58:01,600
NO, I’LL DRIVE.
I’M THE CAB.
859
00:58:01,680 --> 00:58:04,400
OUTTA MY WAY,
PENCIL-NECK !
860
00:58:04,480 --> 00:58:06,400
HOW ABOUT
THIS WEATHER, HUH ?
861
00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:09,760
IT NEVER RAINS.
862
00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:12,000
THEY SPRUNG THE CAB.
LET’S GO.
863
00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:15,800
AND HOW ABOUT THOSE
BROOKLYN DODGERS ?
ARE THEY BUMS, OR WHAT ?
864
00:58:15,880 --> 00:58:18,120
MOVE OVER, I’M DRIVIN’.
865
00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:20,160
[ Siren Wailing ]
866
00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:22,280
BENNY, EDDIE,
WE GOT COMPANY !
867
00:58:22,360 --> 00:58:26,400
- WOULD YOU LOOK AT THESE TWO--
EXCUSE ME, LADIES.
- [ Roger Screams ]
868
00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:29,840
NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL
A COUPLE OF ROAD HOGS.
[ Gunfire ]
869
00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:31,520
I’M GONNA BLOW
HIS HEAD OFF.
[ Gunfire ]
870
00:58:31,600 --> 00:58:36,520
BENNY, LOOK OUT
FOR THE RED CAR !
871
00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:38,840
[ Tires Screeching,
Brakes Squealing ]
872
00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:43,520
- [ Grunting ]
- [ Roger ] WHOA !
873
00:58:43,600 --> 00:58:46,600
[ Roger ]
BENNY, THERE’S COPS
RIGHT BEHIND US !
874
00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:49,280
NOT FOR LONG, ROGER.
875
00:58:49,360 --> 00:58:52,240
NOW THEY’RE
RIGHT IN FRONT OF US.
876
00:58:53,960 --> 00:58:56,320
EDDIE, WE’RE GOIN’ BACKWARDS.
TURN US AROUND !
877
00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:59,880
GIMME THE WHEEL.
GIMME THE WHEEL !
878
00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:04,640
THE COPS ARE
STILL ON OUR TAIL.
879
00:59:04,720 --> 00:59:06,920
I KNOW THE COPS ARE ON OUR TAIL.
WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM, BLI--
BENNY !
880
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:09,360
[ Both Screaming ]
881
00:59:09,440 --> 00:59:11,680
- [ Laughing ]
- PULL THE LEVER !
882
00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:13,480
WHICH ONE ?
WHICH ONE ?
883
00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:16,120
[ Benny ]
"WHICH ONE" ?
[ Alarm Buzzing ]
884
00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:18,880
I’M GONNA RAM ’EM.
885
00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:23,880
WHOA !
886
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,280
[ Benny ]
I’M GETTIN’ TOO OLD FOR THIS.
887
00:59:28,760 --> 00:59:32,040
AAH !
888
00:59:33,760 --> 00:59:37,800
- JUMPIN’ JEEPERS.
- HEY, ROGER, WHAT DO YOU CALL
THE MIDDLE OF A SONG ?
889
00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:41,840
GEE, I DON’T KNOW--
A BRIDGE ! AAH !
890
00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:45,000
[ Benny Laughing ]
WELL, FELLAS,
WHERE CAN I DROP YA ?
891
00:59:45,080 --> 00:59:48,000
SOMEWHERE WE CAN HIDE.
I GOT JUST THE PLACE.
892
00:59:48,080 --> 00:59:53,000
AND INCIDENTALLY,
IF YOU SHOULD EVER NEED A RIDE,
JUST STICK OUT YOUR THUMB.
893
00:59:53,080 --> 00:59:55,840
HEY, SHARE THE ROAD,
WILL YA, LADY ?
894
00:59:55,920 --> 01:00:00,520
AH, NOW THAT WASN’T
SO BAD, WAS IT ?
895
01:00:00,600 --> 01:00:03,560
[ Laughing ]
896
01:00:07,600 --> 01:00:09,920
[ Roger Laughing ]
897
01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:16,840
BOY, DID YOU SEE THAT ?
898
01:00:16,920 --> 01:00:19,000
NOBODY TAKES
A WALLOP LIKE GOOFY.
899
01:00:19,080 --> 01:00:22,480
WHAT TIMING. WHAT FINESSE.
WHAT A GENIUS.
900
01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:26,480
[ Laughing ]
OUCH !
901
01:00:26,600 --> 01:00:29,720
WE’RE SUPPOSED TO BE HIDING.
WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU ?
902
01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:31,720
OW. WHAT’S WRONG
WITH YOU ?
903
01:00:31,800 --> 01:00:34,560
YOU’RE THE ONLY PERSON IN THIS
THEATER THAT ISN’T LAUGHING.
904
01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:38,040
IS THERE NOTHING THAT CAN
PERMEATE YOUR IMPERVIOUS PUSS ?
905
01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:40,320
HEY, EDDIE.
[ Gurgling ]
906
01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:42,320
BOY, NOTHIN’.
907
01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:47,200
WHAT COULD HAVE POSSIBLY
HAPPENED TO YOU TO TURN YOU
INTO SUCH A SOURPUSS ?
908
01:00:47,280 --> 01:00:49,200
YOU WANNA KNOW ?
909
01:00:49,280 --> 01:00:52,240
I’LL TELL YOU.
A TOON KILLED MY BROTHER.
910
01:00:52,320 --> 01:00:54,240
A TOON ? NO.
911
01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:57,760
THAT’S RIGHT, A TOON.
[ Sighing ]
912
01:00:57,840 --> 01:01:01,560
WE WERE INVESTIGATING
A ROBBERY OF THE FIRST
NATIONAL BANK OF TOONTOWN.
913
01:01:01,680 --> 01:01:05,160
BACK IN THOSE DAYS,
ME AND TEDDY LIKED
WORKIN’ TOONTOWN.
914
01:01:05,240 --> 01:01:08,160
THOUGHT IT WAS
A LOT OF LAUGHS.
915
01:01:08,240 --> 01:01:12,160
ANYWAY, THIS GUY...
916
01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:15,360
GOT AWAY WITH
A ZILLION SIMOLEONS.
917
01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:18,120
[ Laughs ]
918
01:01:18,240 --> 01:01:22,000
WE TRAILED HIM
TO A LITTLE DIVE
DOWN ON YOCKSTER STREET.
919
01:01:22,080 --> 01:01:24,000
WE WENT IN.
920
01:01:25,760 --> 01:01:27,840
ONLY HE GOT
THE DROP ON US.
921
01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:30,360
LITERALLY.
922
01:01:30,440 --> 01:01:33,520
DROPPED A PIANO ON US
FROM 15 STORIES.
923
01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:39,360
BROKE MY ARM.
TEDDY NEVER MADE IT.
924
01:01:40,960 --> 01:01:43,960
I NEVER DID FIND OUT
WHO THAT GUY WAS.
925
01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:48,880
ALL I REMEMBER WAS, HE WAS
STANDIN’ OVER ME, LAUGHIN’,
926
01:01:48,960 --> 01:01:52,200
WITH THOSE
BURNIN’ RED EYES...
927
01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:54,720
AND THAT
HIGH, SQUEAKY VOICE.
928
01:01:56,960 --> 01:01:59,920
HE DISAPPEARED
INTO TOONTOWN AFTER THAT.
929
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:04,880
[ Weeping ]
NO WONDER YOU HATE ME.
930
01:02:04,960 --> 01:02:08,800
IF A TOON KILLED MY BROTHER,
I’D HATE ME TOO.
931
01:02:08,880 --> 01:02:12,160
COME ON, DON’T CRY.
I DON’T HATE YA.
932
01:02:12,240 --> 01:02:14,240
YES, YOU DO.
NO, I DON’T.
933
01:02:14,320 --> 01:02:16,240
YOU DO HATE ME.
934
01:02:16,320 --> 01:02:19,760
OTHERWISE YOU WOULDN’T HAVE
YANKED MY EARS ALL THOSE TIMES.
935
01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:22,400
ALL RIGHT, I’M--
I’M SORRY I YANKED
YOUR EARS.
936
01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:25,200
ALL THE TIMES
YOU YANKED MY EARS ?
937
01:02:25,280 --> 01:02:27,720
ALL THE TIMES
I YANKED YOUR EARS.
938
01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:29,800
APOLOGY ACCEPTED.
939
01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:32,000
PUT ’ER THERE, PAL.
I FEEL BET--
940
01:02:32,080 --> 01:02:35,680
OH, BOY, I HOPE
IT’S ANOTHER CARTOON !
941
01:02:35,760 --> 01:02:39,560
♪♪ [ Fanfare ]
JEEPERS, ANOTHER
STUPID NEWSREEL.
942
01:02:39,640 --> 01:02:42,360
I HATE THE NEWS.
943
01:02:42,440 --> 01:02:44,520
SO YOU GOT ALL MY STUFF ?
944
01:02:44,600 --> 01:02:49,520
YES. IT’S ALL PACKED UP
IN THE CAR OUTSIDE.
945
01:02:49,600 --> 01:02:54,360
WOULD HAVE BEEN HERE
RIGHT AFTER YOU CALLED, BUT
I HAD TO SHAKE THE WEASELS.
946
01:02:54,440 --> 01:02:59,360
YEAH. I’M SORRY
ABOUT THE TROUBLE IN THE BAR.
947
01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:03,200
WELL, HELL, STUFFING
OLIVES FOR A LIVIN’
WASN’T FOR ME ANYWAY.
948
01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:06,480
DOLORES ?
949
01:03:06,560 --> 01:03:09,160
[ Newsreel Continues ]
950
01:03:09,240 --> 01:03:12,160
YOU OUGHT TO FIND YOURSELF
A GOOD MAN.
951
01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:18,320
BUT I ALREADY HAVE
A GOOD MAN.
952
01:03:20,440 --> 01:03:22,360
[ Roger Sighing ]
953
01:03:24,760 --> 01:03:27,800
P-P-PLEASE, DON’T MIND ME.
954
01:03:30,360 --> 01:03:32,320
YOU BETTER
GET GOING, EDDIE.
955
01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:36,960
[ Announcer ]
A NEAR MISS.
956
01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:36,960
[ Announcer ]
A NEAR MISS.
957
01:03:37,040 --> 01:03:39,760
BUT THIS MISS SAYS,
THAT’S AS GOOD AS A SMILE.
958
01:03:39,840 --> 01:03:42,280
CALIFORNIA CLOVERLEAF--
959
01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:45,880
I’M GLAD TEDDY’S NOT HERE
TO SEE ME RUNNIN’ AWAY
WITH MY TAIL BETWEEN MY LEGS.
960
01:03:45,960 --> 01:03:49,440
[ Roger ]
IT’S NOT SO BAD
ONCE YOU GET USED TO IT.
961
01:03:49,520 --> 01:03:52,120
[ Announcer ]
THE PACIFIC RED CAR
TROLLEY LINE...
962
01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:54,880
AND THE VENERATED
MAROON CARTOON STUDIOS.
963
01:03:54,960 --> 01:03:58,200
HERE R.K. MAROON IS SEEN
CLINCHING THE DEAL...
964
01:03:58,280 --> 01:04:00,920
WITH CLOVERLEAF’S
BANKERS AND EXECS...
965
01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:04,480
IN ONE OF THE BIGGEST
REAL ESTATE DEALS EVER
IN CALIFORNIA HISTORY.
966
01:04:04,560 --> 01:04:07,120
THAT’S IT !
THREE AND A HALF
MILLION DOLLARS FOR A--
967
01:04:07,200 --> 01:04:09,360
THAT’S THE CONNECTION !
968
01:04:17,760 --> 01:04:20,680
[ Roger ]
LET’S FORGET IT.
THERE’S NOBODY HERE.
969
01:04:20,760 --> 01:04:22,680
IS THAT IT,
OR ARE YOU SCARED ?
970
01:04:22,760 --> 01:04:26,000
P-P-PLEASE ! ME SCARED ?
DON’T BE RIDICULOUS.
971
01:04:27,760 --> 01:04:30,640
WHEN YOU CALLED MAROON,
YOU TOLD HIM YOU HAD THE WILL.
972
01:04:30,760 --> 01:04:34,200
BUT YOU DON’T. WHEN HE
FINDS OUT, HE’S GONNA BE MAD.
973
01:04:34,280 --> 01:04:36,640
HE MIGHT TRY
TO KILL YA.
974
01:04:36,720 --> 01:04:38,640
I CAN HANDLE
A HOLLYWOOD CREAM PUFF.
975
01:04:38,720 --> 01:04:41,880
I JUST DON’T WANT
THE ODDS TO CHANGE.
YOU COVER MY BACK.
976
01:04:43,560 --> 01:04:46,360
AND IF YOU HEAR
OR SEE ANYTHING,
BEEP THE HORN TWICE.
977
01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:49,520
YEAH, THAT’S IT.
BEEP THE HORN TWICE.
COVER YOUR BACK.
978
01:04:49,600 --> 01:04:54,200
BOY, I’M READY.
DUKES UP, EYES PEELED,
EARS TO THE GROUND.
979
01:04:54,280 --> 01:04:58,160
WHY, NOBODY GETS THE DROP
ON ROGER RABBIT.
980
01:04:58,240 --> 01:05:00,160
[ Gurgling ]
981
01:05:19,400 --> 01:05:21,440
AAH !
WHAT’S UP, DOC ?
982
01:05:21,560 --> 01:05:23,640
VALIANT, WHAT ARE YOU
TRYIN’ TO DO,
GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK ?
983
01:05:23,720 --> 01:05:26,000
YOU NEED A HEART
BEFORE YOU CAN HAVE AN ATTACK.
984
01:05:26,080 --> 01:05:29,960
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
YA GOT THE WILL ?
SURE.
985
01:05:30,040 --> 01:05:31,960
I GOT THE WILL.
986
01:05:33,800 --> 01:05:36,240
QUESTION IS,
DO YOU HAVE THE WAY ?
987
01:05:36,320 --> 01:05:39,040
’CAUSE I CAN TELL YOU NOW,
IT AIN’T GONNA COME CHEAP.
988
01:05:39,120 --> 01:05:41,760
YOU GOT A LOT OF BRASS,
COMING UP HERE BY YOURSELF.
989
01:05:41,840 --> 01:05:43,760
WHO SAID
I’M HERE BY MYSELF ?
990
01:05:55,680 --> 01:05:57,880
LEMME SEE THAT WILL.
991
01:05:57,960 --> 01:06:01,800
I TOLD YOU I GOT IT.
I WANNA SEE IT NOW !
992
01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:08,760
"HOW DO I LOVE THEE ?
LET ME COUNT THE WAYS" ?
993
01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:11,880
THIS SUPPOSED
TO BE A JOKE ?
NO. THIS IS.
994
01:06:11,960 --> 01:06:14,720
[ Spluttering ]
995
01:06:14,800 --> 01:06:16,960
[ Groaning ]
996
01:06:17,040 --> 01:06:18,960
GET UP. COME ON.
997
01:06:19,040 --> 01:06:22,000
[ Panting ]
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO
TO ME, VALIANT ?
998
01:06:22,080 --> 01:06:26,000
I’M GONNA LISTEN TO YOU SPIN
THE CLOVERLEAF SCENARIO,
999
01:06:26,080 --> 01:06:30,000
THE STORY OF GREED,
SEX AND MURDER.
1000
01:06:30,080 --> 01:06:34,000
AND THE PARTS
THAT I DON’T LIKE,
I’M GONNA EDIT OUT.
1001
01:06:34,080 --> 01:06:37,400
YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG.
I’M A CARTOON MAKER,
NOT A MURDERER !
1002
01:06:37,480 --> 01:06:39,720
EVERYBODY’S GOTTA
HAVE A HOBBY.
[ Groaning ]
1003
01:06:40,800 --> 01:06:43,440
OH, STOP IT.
STOP IT ! STOP IT !
1004
01:06:43,560 --> 01:06:46,960
THE TRUTH IS, I HAD
A CHANCE TO SELL MY STUDIO.
1005
01:06:47,040 --> 01:06:50,160
BUT CLOVERLEAF
WOULDN’T BUY MY PROPERTY
UNLESS ACME SOLD ’EM HIS.
1006
01:06:50,240 --> 01:06:52,160
THE STUBBORN BASTARD
WOULDN’T SELL,
1007
01:06:52,240 --> 01:06:55,280
SO I WAS GONNA BLACKMAIL ACME
WITH PICTURES OF HIM
AND THE RABBIT’S WIFE.
1008
01:06:55,360 --> 01:06:59,240
BLACKMAIL, THAT’S ALL.
I’VE BEEN AROUND TOONS
ALL MY LIFE.
1009
01:06:59,320 --> 01:07:02,320
I DIDN’T WANT TO
SEE ’EM DESTROYED !
TOONS DESTROYED ?
1010
01:07:02,400 --> 01:07:04,600
- WHY ?
- IF I TELL YA,
I’M A DEAD MAN.
1011
01:07:04,680 --> 01:07:08,280
YOU’RE A DEAD MAN
IF YOU DON’T TELL ME.
UNLESS ACME’S WILL SHOWS...
1012
01:07:08,360 --> 01:07:13,560
BY MIDNIGHT TONIGHT, TOONTOWN’S
GONNA BE LAND FOR THE FREE--
AAH !
1013
01:07:37,200 --> 01:07:39,200
[ Tires Screeching ]
ROGER !
1014
01:07:43,040 --> 01:07:45,920
[ Tires Screeching,
Horn Honking ]
1015
01:07:47,040 --> 01:07:49,960
[ Bell Ringing ]
1016
01:07:50,040 --> 01:07:52,440
[ Tires Screeching ]
1017
01:08:01,520 --> 01:08:04,360
[ Brakes Squealing ]
1018
01:08:43,440 --> 01:08:45,360
[ Snoring ]
1019
01:08:45,440 --> 01:08:48,000
WHAT ?
WHAT IN SAM HILL ?
1020
01:08:48,080 --> 01:08:52,320
EDDIE VALIANT.
WELL, YOU’RE A SIGHT
FOR SORE EYES.
1021
01:08:52,440 --> 01:08:56,240
I AIN’T SEEN YOU
TO NIGH ONTO FIVE YEARS.
WHERE YA BEEN ?
1022
01:08:56,360 --> 01:08:58,360
DRUNK.
1023
01:08:58,440 --> 01:09:00,720
FEELIN’ FRISKY
TONIGHT, FELLAS ?
1024
01:09:00,800 --> 01:09:02,680
YEAH !
1025
01:09:02,760 --> 01:09:05,280
[ Chamber Clicks ]
LET’S GO.
1026
01:09:05,360 --> 01:09:08,560
[ Whooping,
Laughing ]
YAHOO !
1027
01:09:30,760 --> 01:09:32,680
[ Grunting ]
1028
01:09:32,760 --> 01:09:36,320
[ War Cry ]
1029
01:09:36,400 --> 01:09:39,360
[ Engine Roaring,
Tires Screeching ]
1030
01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:48,680
♪♪ [ Suspenseful ]
1031
01:10:06,320 --> 01:10:09,920
♪ SMILE
DARN YA, SMILE ♪
1032
01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:15,640
♪ YOU KNOW THIS OLD WORLD
IS A GREAT WORLD AFTER ALL ♪
1033
01:10:15,720 --> 01:10:19,480
♪ SMILE
DARN YA, SMILE ♪
1034
01:10:19,560 --> 01:10:24,760
♪ AND RIGHT AWAY WATCH
LADY LUCK PAY YOU A CALL ♪
1035
01:10:24,840 --> 01:10:29,400
♪ THINGS ARE NEVER
BLACK AS THEY ARE PAINTED ♪
1036
01:10:29,480 --> 01:10:33,680
- ♪ TIME FOR YOU AND JOY
TO GET ACQUAINTED ♪♪
- HI, EDDIE.
1037
01:10:33,760 --> 01:10:37,760
HI, EDDIE. HI, EDDIE.
BYE, EDDIE.
1038
01:10:37,840 --> 01:10:40,880
[ Explosion, Steam Hissing ]
1039
01:10:45,760 --> 01:10:47,720
[ Siren Wailing,
Horn Honking ]
1040
01:10:49,680 --> 01:10:53,040
TALLYHO ! TALLYHO !
[ Laughing ]
1041
01:10:53,120 --> 01:10:56,080
[ Cacophony ]
1042
01:11:01,640 --> 01:11:03,840
[ Birds Chirping ]
1043
01:11:03,920 --> 01:11:05,840
GET OUTTA HERE.
1044
01:11:09,840 --> 01:11:12,520
[ Buzzing ]
1045
01:11:12,600 --> 01:11:16,280
[ Crashing ]
1046
01:11:16,360 --> 01:11:18,640
GOING UP, SIR.
1047
01:11:20,040 --> 01:11:22,080
YAH !
1048
01:11:23,600 --> 01:11:26,720
MIND THE STEP, SIR.
1049
01:11:26,800 --> 01:11:30,120
HOLD ON, SIR.
1050
01:11:30,200 --> 01:11:33,040
YAH !
1051
01:11:36,480 --> 01:11:39,120
YOUR FLOOR, SIR.
1052
01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:43,640
[ Grunting ]
HAVE A GOOD DAY, SIR.
1053
01:11:47,080 --> 01:11:49,640
AH. GOTCHA.
1054
01:11:53,680 --> 01:11:56,320
A MAN !
1055
01:11:58,040 --> 01:12:03,080
[ Kissing ]
1056
01:12:03,160 --> 01:12:05,480
YOO-HOO, LOVER-BOY !
1057
01:12:05,560 --> 01:12:07,680
IT’S LENA HYENA !
1058
01:12:11,080 --> 01:12:13,240
AAH !
1059
01:12:13,320 --> 01:12:16,960
OH, NO !
1060
01:12:17,040 --> 01:12:19,720
AAH !
1061
01:12:24,480 --> 01:12:28,080
- OH, WOOK, PIGGIES !
- HI, TWEETY.
1062
01:12:28,160 --> 01:12:30,320
THIS LITTLE PIGGY
WENT TO MARKET.
1063
01:12:30,400 --> 01:12:32,640
- THIS LITTLE PIGGY
STAYED HOME.
- NO.
1064
01:12:32,720 --> 01:12:35,040
THIS LITTLE PIGGY
HAD ROAST BEEF.
1065
01:12:35,120 --> 01:12:38,360
- AND THIS LITTLE PIGGY HAD--
- AAH !
1066
01:12:38,440 --> 01:12:40,320
UH-OH. RAN OUTTA PIGGIES.
1067
01:12:40,400 --> 01:12:43,720
YAH !
1068
01:12:43,840 --> 01:12:45,760
[ Chomping ]
1069
01:12:45,840 --> 01:12:48,720
EH, WHAT’S UP, DOC ?
JUMPIN’ WITHOUT
A PARACHUTE ?
1070
01:12:48,800 --> 01:12:50,720
KINDA DANGEROUS,
AIN’T IT ?
YEAH.
1071
01:12:50,800 --> 01:12:54,200
YEAH, YOU COULD GET KILLED.
[ Laughing ]
YOU GUYS GOT A SPARE ?
1072
01:12:54,280 --> 01:12:56,360
UH, BUGS DOES.
YEAH ?
1073
01:12:56,480 --> 01:12:58,360
YEAH, BUT I DON’T
THINK YOU WANT IT.
1074
01:12:58,480 --> 01:13:00,520
I DO, I DO.
GIVE IT TO ME.
GEE.
1075
01:13:00,600 --> 01:13:02,800
BETTER LET HIM
HAVE IT, BUGS.
OKAY, DOC.
1076
01:13:02,880 --> 01:13:06,520
WHATEVER YOU SAY.
HERE’S THE SPARE.
THANK YOU.
1077
01:13:06,600 --> 01:13:09,320
[ Grunting ]
1078
01:13:09,400 --> 01:13:12,840
AW, NO ! AHH !
1079
01:13:12,920 --> 01:13:16,640
AW, POOR FELLA. HA, HA.
YEAH.
AIN’T I A STINKER ?
1080
01:13:16,720 --> 01:13:18,840
AAH !
1081
01:13:18,960 --> 01:13:21,960
MY MAN !
[ Kissing ]
[ Groaning ]
1082
01:13:26,360 --> 01:13:28,920
COME TO LENA !
1083
01:13:31,200 --> 01:13:33,840
- [ Giggling ]
- [ Grunting ]
1084
01:13:33,920 --> 01:13:35,840
[ Giggling ]
OOH !
1085
01:13:35,920 --> 01:13:38,600
TOONS.
GETS ’EM EVERY TIME.
1086
01:13:38,680 --> 01:13:40,600
[ Footsteps ]
1087
01:13:43,240 --> 01:13:45,600
[ Cat Meowing ]
1088
01:13:47,960 --> 01:13:50,920
[ Meowing Continues ]
1089
01:13:54,720 --> 01:13:56,640
[ Sneezes ]
1090
01:13:56,720 --> 01:13:59,120
GESUNDHEIT.
THANK YOU.
1091
01:13:59,200 --> 01:14:01,080
VALIANT.
1092
01:14:06,080 --> 01:14:09,000
I ALWAYS KNEW
I’D GET IT IN TOONTOWN.
1093
01:14:09,080 --> 01:14:12,600
- BEHIND YOU !
- [ Moaning ]
1094
01:14:12,720 --> 01:14:16,160
DROP IT, LADY.
I JUST SAVED YOUR LIFE,
AND YOU STILL DON’T TRUST ME ?
1095
01:14:16,240 --> 01:14:19,720
I DON’T TRUST
ANYBODY OR ANYTHING.
NOT EVEN YOUR OWN EYES ?
1096
01:14:19,800 --> 01:14:24,000
THAT’S THE GUN
THAT KILLED R.K. MAROON.
AND DOOM PULLED THE TRIGGER.
1097
01:14:24,080 --> 01:14:28,000
DOOM ?
I FOLLOWED HIM TO THE STUDIO.
BUT I WAS TOO LATE TO STOP HIM.
1098
01:14:28,080 --> 01:14:30,320
[ Doom ]
THAT’S RIGHT.
YOU’LL NEVER STOP ME !
1099
01:14:30,400 --> 01:14:33,800
- YOU’RE DEAD !
YOU’RE ALL DEAD !
- DOOM !
1100
01:14:36,440 --> 01:14:38,840
WHICH WAY’D HE GO ?
WELL, I DON’T KNOW--
1101
01:14:38,920 --> 01:14:42,200
BUT--
HE WENT THATAWAY.
LET’S GO !
1102
01:14:42,280 --> 01:14:45,400
DUMDUMS. YEAH.
COME ON.
1103
01:14:45,480 --> 01:14:48,520
OH, NO. WHERE’S ROGER ?
1104
01:14:48,600 --> 01:14:52,600
ROGER ? HE CHICKENED OUT
ON ME, BACK AT THE STUDIO.
NO, HE DIDN’T.
1105
01:14:52,720 --> 01:14:56,360
I HIT HIM ON THE HEAD WITH
A FRYING PAN AND PUT HIM IN THE
TRUNK, SO HE WOULDN’T GET HURT.
1106
01:14:56,440 --> 01:14:58,360
MAKES PERFECT SENSE.
1107
01:14:58,440 --> 01:15:00,880
WE’RE OBVIOUSLY NOT GOING
ANYWHERE IN MY CAR.
LET’S TAKE YOURS.
1108
01:15:00,960 --> 01:15:03,440
[ Tires Screeching ]
1109
01:15:03,520 --> 01:15:05,640
I GOT A FEELING
SOMEBODY ALREADY DID.
1110
01:15:05,720 --> 01:15:08,240
FROM THE LOOKS OF IT,
I’D SAY IT WAS ROGER.
1111
01:15:08,320 --> 01:15:11,000
MY HONEY-BUNNY WAS NEVER
VERY GOOD BEHIND THE WHEEL.
1112
01:15:11,080 --> 01:15:14,680
A BETTER LOVER
THAN A DRIVER, HUH ?
YOU’D BETTER BELIEVE IT, BUSTER.
1113
01:15:14,760 --> 01:15:16,680
[ Siren Wailing ]
UH-OH. IT’S THE WEASELS.
1114
01:15:16,760 --> 01:15:18,680
THIS WAY. WE’LL TAKE
GINGERBREAD LANE.
NO, WAIT.
1115
01:15:18,760 --> 01:15:20,720
NO, NO.
GINGERBREAD LANE’S THIS WAY.
1116
01:15:20,800 --> 01:15:24,600
[ Brakes Squealing ]
SO VALIANT,
YOU CALL A CAB, OR WHAT ?
1117
01:15:24,680 --> 01:15:28,880
HUBBA, HUBBA, HUBBA.
ALLOW ME, MADAM-OISELLE.
1118
01:15:31,480 --> 01:15:33,680
SO HOW LONG HAVE
YOU KNOWN IT WAS DOOM ?
1119
01:15:33,800 --> 01:15:36,480
BEFORE POOR MARVIN ACME
WAS KILLED, HE CONFIDED IN ME...
1120
01:15:36,560 --> 01:15:40,320
THAT DOOM WANTED TO GET
HIS HANDS ON TOONTOWN, AND
HE WOULDN’T STOP AT ANYTHING.
1121
01:15:40,400 --> 01:15:43,280
SO HE GAVE YOU THE WILL
FOR SAFEKEEPING ?
THAT’S WHAT HE TOLD ME.
1122
01:15:43,360 --> 01:15:46,920
EXCEPT WHEN I OPENED
THE ENVELOPE, THERE WAS ONLY
A BLANK PIECE OF PAPER INSIDE.
1123
01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:49,720
HUH. A JOKER TO THE END.
SO WHERE TO,
ALREADY ?
1124
01:15:49,800 --> 01:15:53,040
- MY METER’S RUNNIN’.
- I HAVE TO FIND
MY DARLING HUSBAND.
1125
01:15:53,120 --> 01:15:55,040
I’M SO WORRIED ABOUT HIM.
1126
01:15:55,120 --> 01:15:59,000
SERIOUSLY, WHAT DO
YOU SEE IN THAT GUY ?
HE MAKES ME LAUGH.
1127
01:15:59,120 --> 01:16:01,040
[ Tires Screeching ]
1128
01:16:06,760 --> 01:16:08,880
[ Dip Hissing ]
AAH !
1129
01:16:08,960 --> 01:16:12,480
WHOA, I’VE BEEN DIPPED !
1130
01:16:12,560 --> 01:16:15,560
[ All Grunting ]
1131
01:16:17,520 --> 01:16:21,000
TSK, TSK, TSK, TSK.
WHAT AN UNFORTUNATE ACCIDENT.
1132
01:16:21,080 --> 01:16:23,840
NOTHING MORE TREACHEROUS
THAN A SLIPPERY ROAD,
1133
01:16:23,920 --> 01:16:27,840
ESPECIALLY WHEN DRIVING
IN A MANIACAL TOON VEHICLE.
[ Siren Wailing ]
1134
01:16:30,200 --> 01:16:32,120
GOOD WORK, BOSS.
[ Laughing ]
1135
01:16:32,200 --> 01:16:34,800
DON’T JUST STAND THERE.
HELP THEM.
1136
01:16:34,880 --> 01:16:37,840
PUT THEM IN MY CAR.
[ Weasel ]
FOLLOW ME.
1137
01:16:37,920 --> 01:16:41,360
I THINK THEY’LL ENJOY
ATTENDING THE RIBBON CUTTING
AT THE ACME FACTORY.
1138
01:16:41,440 --> 01:16:43,720
[ Weasel ]
COME ON, YOU MUGS.
1139
01:16:44,760 --> 01:16:47,760
[ Thunder Rumbling ]
1140
01:16:44,760 --> 01:16:47,760
[ Thunder Rumbling ]
1141
01:16:56,120 --> 01:16:59,480
WE SEARCHED VALIANT, BOSS.
THE WILL AIN’T ON ’IM.
1142
01:16:59,560 --> 01:17:01,400
THEN FRISK THE WOMAN !
1143
01:17:01,480 --> 01:17:04,280
I’LL HANDLE THIS ONE.
1144
01:17:06,840 --> 01:17:09,520
[ Screaming, Shouting ]
1145
01:17:09,600 --> 01:17:13,360
- NICE BOOBY TRAP.
- [ Shouting ]
1146
01:17:13,480 --> 01:17:16,680
[ Weasels Laughing ]
1147
01:17:21,040 --> 01:17:23,480
DO THEY HAVE
THE WILL, OR NOT ?
1148
01:17:23,560 --> 01:17:25,720
NAH, JUST THIS
STUPID LOVE LETTER.
NO MATTER.
1149
01:17:25,800 --> 01:17:30,480
I DOUBT IF THAT WILL
IS GOING TO SHOW UP
IN THE NEXT 15 MINUTES, ANYWAY.
1150
01:17:30,560 --> 01:17:34,280
WHAT HAPPENS
IN THE NEXT 15 MINUTES ?
TOONTOWN WILL BE LEGALLY MINE,
1151
01:17:34,360 --> 01:17:36,480
LOCK, STOCK AND BARREL.
1152
01:17:36,560 --> 01:17:40,200
[ Tires Screeching ]
1153
01:17:42,360 --> 01:17:44,920
BENNY, IS THAT YOU ?
1154
01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:49,600
NO, IT’S SHIRLEY TEMPLE.
AHH ! OH ! EEE !
1155
01:17:49,680 --> 01:17:51,600
JUMPIN’ JEEPERS,
WHAT HAPPENED ?
1156
01:17:51,680 --> 01:17:55,280
DOOM GRABBED YOUR WIFE
AND VALIANT AND TOOK ’EM
TO THE ACME FACTORY.
1157
01:17:55,400 --> 01:17:58,320
THE ACME FACTORY ?
I KNOW WHERE THAT IS. GET IN.
1158
01:17:58,400 --> 01:18:01,200
MOVE OVER, ROG. YOU’VE DONE
ENOUGH DRIVIN’ FOR ONE NIGHT.
1159
01:18:01,280 --> 01:18:03,120
[ Tires Screeching ]
1160
01:18:03,200 --> 01:18:07,120
DUH, TOONTOWN RIGHT ON THE OTHER
SIDE OF THE WALL, BOSS.
[ Coughing, Wheezing ]
1161
01:18:07,200 --> 01:18:10,320
YOU SEE, MR. VALIANT,
THE SUCCESSFUL CONCLUSION
OF THIS CASE...
1162
01:18:10,400 --> 01:18:14,320
DRAWS THE CURTAINS ON MY CAREER
AS A JURIST IN TOONTOWN.
1163
01:18:14,400 --> 01:18:18,040
I’M RETIRING TO TAKE A NEW ROLE
IN THE PRIVATE SECTOR.
1164
01:18:18,120 --> 01:18:21,840
THAT WOULDN’T BE CLOVERLEAF
INDUSTRIES, BY ANY CHANCE, EH ?
UH-UH.
1165
01:18:21,920 --> 01:18:25,000
YOU’RE LOOKING
AT THE SOLE STOCKHOLDER.
1166
01:18:29,760 --> 01:18:33,000
BENNY, YOU GO FOR THE COPS.
I’M GONNA SAVE MY WIFE.
1167
01:18:33,080 --> 01:18:36,320
BE CAREFUL WITH THAT GUN.
THIS AIN’T NO CARTOON,
YOU KNOW.
1168
01:18:36,400 --> 01:18:38,880
THIS IS NO WAY
TO MAKE A LIVIN’.
1169
01:18:38,960 --> 01:18:40,960
[ Rattling ]
1170
01:18:41,040 --> 01:18:43,680
WOULDN’T YOU KNOW,
LOCKED.
1171
01:18:43,760 --> 01:18:45,800
WHOA !
1172
01:18:45,880 --> 01:18:48,720
[ Flushing ]
1173
01:18:53,560 --> 01:18:56,000
CAN YOU GUESS
WHAT THIS IS ?
1174
01:18:57,920 --> 01:19:02,480
OH, MY GOD, IT’S DIP !
1175
01:19:02,560 --> 01:19:07,240
THAT’S RIGHT, MY DEAR.
ENOUGH TO DIP TOONTOWN
OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH !
1176
01:19:09,880 --> 01:19:13,280
VEHICLE OF MY OWN DESIGN.
1177
01:19:13,360 --> 01:19:16,480
FIVE THOUSAND GALLONS
OF HEATED DIP...
1178
01:19:16,560 --> 01:19:20,760
PUMPED AT ENORMOUS VELOCITY
THROUGH A PRESSURIZED
WATER CANNON.
1179
01:19:20,840 --> 01:19:25,320
TOONTOWN WILL BE ERASED
IN A MATTER OF MINUTES.
1180
01:19:25,400 --> 01:19:27,520
[ Coughing, Wheezing ]
1181
01:19:27,600 --> 01:19:31,640
[ Jessica ] I SUPPOSE YOU THINK
NO ONE’S GOING TO NOTICE
TOONTOWN’S DISAPPEARED ?
1182
01:19:31,720 --> 01:19:34,640
WHO’S GOT TIME TO WONDER
WHAT HAPPENED TO SOME
RIDICULOUS TALKING MICE...
1183
01:19:34,720 --> 01:19:38,920
WHEN YOU’RE DRIVING BY
AT 75 MILES AN HOUR ?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ?
1184
01:19:39,000 --> 01:19:42,000
THERE’S NO ROAD
PAST TOONTOWN.
NOT YET.
1185
01:19:42,080 --> 01:19:45,480
SEVERAL MONTHS AGO,
I HAD THE GOOD PROVIDENCE
TO STUMBLE UPON...
1186
01:19:45,560 --> 01:19:48,200
THIS PLAN
OF THE CITY COUNCIL’S,
1187
01:19:48,280 --> 01:19:51,000
A CONSTRUCTION PLAN
OF EPIC PROPORTIONS.
1188
01:19:51,080 --> 01:19:55,520
THEY ARE CALLING IT A FREEWAY.
[ Valiant ]
"FREEWAY" ?
1189
01:19:55,600 --> 01:19:58,000
WHAT THE HELL’S
A FREEWAY ?
1190
01:19:58,080 --> 01:20:02,360
EIGHT LANES
OF SHIMMERING CEMENT RUNNING
FROM HERE TO PASADENA.
1191
01:20:02,440 --> 01:20:04,520
SMOOTH, SAFE, FAST.
1192
01:20:04,600 --> 01:20:07,480
TRAFFIC JAMS WILL BE
A THING OF THE PAST.
1193
01:20:07,560 --> 01:20:11,560
SO THAT’S WHY
YOU KILLED ACME AND MAROON ?
FOR THIS FREEWAY ?
1194
01:20:11,640 --> 01:20:14,840
I DON’T GET IT.
OF COURSE NOT.
YOU LACK VISION.
1195
01:20:14,960 --> 01:20:20,040
I SEE A PLACE WHERE PEOPLE
GET ON AND OFF THE FREEWAY.
1196
01:20:20,120 --> 01:20:22,480
ON AND OFF, OFF AND ON,
1197
01:20:22,560 --> 01:20:25,480
ALL DAY, ALL NIGHT !
1198
01:20:25,560 --> 01:20:27,800
SOON, WHERE TOONTOWN
ONCE STOOD, WILL BE...
1199
01:20:27,880 --> 01:20:30,360
A STRING OF GAS STATIONS;
1200
01:20:30,440 --> 01:20:32,360
INEXPENSIVE MOTELS;
1201
01:20:32,440 --> 01:20:35,880
RESTAURANTS THAT SERVE
RAPIDLY PREPARED FOOD;
1202
01:20:35,960 --> 01:20:37,880
TIRE SALONS;
1203
01:20:37,960 --> 01:20:40,560
AUTOMOBILE DEALERSHIPS...
1204
01:20:40,640 --> 01:20:44,040
AND WONDERFUL,
WONDERFUL BILLBOARDS...
1205
01:20:44,120 --> 01:20:47,560
REACHING AS FAR
AS THE EYE CAN SEE !
1206
01:20:48,960 --> 01:20:51,000
MY GOD,
1207
01:20:51,120 --> 01:20:54,200
IT’LL BE BEAUTIFUL.
COME ON.
1208
01:20:54,280 --> 01:20:58,560
NOBODY’S GONNA DRIVE
THIS LOUSY FREEWAY WHEN THEY CAN
TAKE THE RED CAR FOR A NICKEL.
1209
01:20:58,640 --> 01:21:01,320
OH, THEY’LL DRIVE.
THEY’LL HAVE TO.
1210
01:21:01,400 --> 01:21:03,760
YOU SEE, I BOUGHT
THE RED CAR...
1211
01:21:03,880 --> 01:21:06,800
SO I COULD DISMANTLE IT.
1212
01:21:06,880 --> 01:21:09,320
[ Rumbling ]
WHAT THE--
1213
01:21:10,840 --> 01:21:14,760
[ Screaming ]
1214
01:21:14,840 --> 01:21:18,480
- AY, CARAMBA !
- AAH !
1215
01:21:18,560 --> 01:21:20,960
OKAY, NOBODY MOVE.
1216
01:21:21,040 --> 01:21:23,960
ALL RIGHT, WEASELS,
GRAB SOME SKY,
OR I LET THE JUDGE HAVE IT.
1217
01:21:24,040 --> 01:21:25,960
YOU HEARD ME.
I SAID, DROP IT.
1218
01:21:26,040 --> 01:21:28,520
ROGER, DARLING !
YES, IT’S ME, MY DEAREST.
1219
01:21:28,600 --> 01:21:32,760
I’D LOVE TO EMBRACE YOU,
BUT FIRST I HAVE TO SATISFY
MY SENSE OF MORAL OUTRAGE.
1220
01:21:32,840 --> 01:21:36,640
PUT THE GUN DOWN,
YOU BUCKTOOTHED FOOL !
THAT’S IT, DOOM.
1221
01:21:36,720 --> 01:21:39,120
GIMME ANOTHER EXCUSE
TO PUMP YA FULL OF LEAD.
1222
01:21:39,200 --> 01:21:42,480
YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD GET AWAY
WITH IT, DIDN’T YA ? HA !
1223
01:21:42,560 --> 01:21:46,880
WE TOONS MAY ACT IDIOTIC,
BUT WE’RE NOT STUPID.
WE DEMAND JUSTICE.
1224
01:21:46,960 --> 01:21:50,760
WHY, THE REAL MEANING
OF THE WORD PROBABLY HITS
YOU LIKE A TON OF BRICKS.
1225
01:21:52,400 --> 01:21:55,040
ROGER !
1226
01:21:55,120 --> 01:21:57,360
ROGER, SAY SOMETHING.
1227
01:21:57,440 --> 01:21:59,400
LOOK, STARS !
1228
01:21:59,520 --> 01:22:02,840
READY WHEN YOU ARE, RAOUL.
[ Laughing ]
1229
01:22:02,920 --> 01:22:07,800
- TIE THE LOVEBIRDS TOGETHER.
- [ Machine Humming, Cranking ]
1230
01:22:02,920 --> 01:22:07,800
- TIE THE LOVEBIRDS TOGETHER.
- [ Machine Humming, Cranking ]
1231
01:22:07,880 --> 01:22:12,280
[ Weasels Muttering ]
1232
01:22:12,360 --> 01:22:14,680
PUT THEM UP ON THAT HOOK.
1233
01:22:14,760 --> 01:22:16,840
USE THAT ESCAPE-PROOF
TOON ROPE.
1234
01:22:16,920 --> 01:22:19,920
TIME TO KILL THE RABBIT.
1235
01:22:20,000 --> 01:22:21,920
[ Giggling ]
1236
01:22:22,040 --> 01:22:24,440
[ Machine Humming ]
1237
01:22:24,520 --> 01:22:27,400
OH, ROGER,
YOU WERE MAGNIFICENT.
1238
01:22:27,480 --> 01:22:30,240
WAS I REALLY ?
BETTER THAN GOOFY.
1239
01:22:30,320 --> 01:22:34,760
[ Engine Revving ]
1240
01:22:42,960 --> 01:22:46,720
ROGER, DARLING, I WANT
YOU TO KNOW I LOVE YOU.
1241
01:22:46,800 --> 01:22:50,600
I’VE LOVED YOU
MORE THAN ANY WOMAN’S
EVER LOVED A RABBIT.
1242
01:22:52,120 --> 01:22:54,040
IT’S OVER, MR. VALIANT.
1243
01:22:56,480 --> 01:22:58,640
♪♪ [ Whistling ]
1244
01:23:00,320 --> 01:23:02,800
[ Gasping ]
1245
01:23:02,880 --> 01:23:06,520
[ Weasels Laughing ]
1246
01:23:09,840 --> 01:23:13,680
- LOOK OUT, YOU FOOLS !
- NOT... SO... FAST.
1247
01:23:13,800 --> 01:23:17,720
ONE OF THESE DAYS,
YOU IDIOTS ARE GONNA LAUGH
YOURSELVES TO DEATH !
1248
01:23:20,960 --> 01:23:24,720
SHALL I "REPOSE" OF HIM
RIGHT NOW, BOSS ?
1249
01:23:24,800 --> 01:23:28,720
LET HIM WATCH HIS TOON FRIENDS
GET DIPPED. THEN SHOOT HIM.
1250
01:23:30,720 --> 01:23:33,080
WITH PLEASURE.
1251
01:23:33,200 --> 01:23:36,320
[ Laughing ]
1252
01:23:38,640 --> 01:23:41,640
EVERYTHING’S FUNNY TO YOU,
AIN’T IT, NEEDLE-NOSE ?
1253
01:23:41,720 --> 01:23:45,840
YOU GOT A PROBLEM
WITH THAT, VALIANT ?
1254
01:23:45,920 --> 01:23:47,840
NO.
1255
01:23:47,960 --> 01:23:52,800
I JUST, UH, WANT YOU
TO KNOW SOMETHIN’ ABOUT
THE GUY YOU’RE GONNA DIP.
1256
01:23:52,880 --> 01:23:54,960
♪♪ [ Calliope ]
1257
01:23:55,040 --> 01:23:56,720
[ Laughing Nervously ]
1258
01:23:58,640 --> 01:24:01,640
♪ NOW, ROGER IS HIS NAME
LAUGHTER IS HIS GAME ♪
1259
01:24:01,720 --> 01:24:04,360
♪ COME ON, YOU DOPE
UNTIE HIS ROPE
AND WATCH HIM GO INSANE ♪
1260
01:24:10,040 --> 01:24:12,400
[ Laughing ]
1261
01:24:16,320 --> 01:24:19,480
HE’S LOST HIS MIND.
I DON’T THINK SO.
1262
01:24:19,560 --> 01:24:23,480
[ Laughter Continues ]
1263
01:24:23,560 --> 01:24:26,280
♪ THIS SINGIN’ AIN’T MY LINE
IT’S TOUGH TO MAKE A RHYME ♪
1264
01:24:26,360 --> 01:24:29,560
♪ IF I GET STUCK--
I’M OUTTA LUCK, AND-- ♪
1265
01:24:29,640 --> 01:24:32,000
♪ I’M RUNNING OUT OF TIME ♪
1266
01:24:32,080 --> 01:24:34,040
THANKS.
1267
01:24:49,040 --> 01:24:53,280
AAH !
1268
01:24:56,920 --> 01:24:59,120
♪♪ [ Church Organ ]
1269
01:24:59,240 --> 01:25:02,680
[ Laughing, Choking ]
[ Roger ]
HEY, EDDIE, KEEP IT UP.
1270
01:25:02,760 --> 01:25:06,280
YOU’RE KILLIN’ ’EM !
YOU’RE SLAYIN’ ’EM !
YOU’RE KNOCKIN’ ’EM DEAD !
1271
01:25:13,720 --> 01:25:17,640
♪ I’M THROUGH WITH TAKIN’ FALLS
I’M BOUNCIN’ OFF THE WALLS ♪
1272
01:25:17,760 --> 01:25:20,480
♪ WITHOUT THAT GUN
I’D HAVE SOME FUN
I’D KICK YOU IN THE-- ♪♪
1273
01:25:20,560 --> 01:25:23,120
- NOSE !
- "NOSE" ?
1274
01:25:23,200 --> 01:25:25,320
THAT DON’T RHYME
WITH "WALLS."
1275
01:25:25,400 --> 01:25:29,320
NO. BUT THIS DOES.
[ Screaming ]
1276
01:25:36,600 --> 01:25:40,320
[ Engine Rumbling ]
1277
01:25:45,360 --> 01:25:47,480
YIKES !
OH, MY GOODNESS !
1278
01:25:49,360 --> 01:25:53,680
- JEEPERS, THAT WAS CLOSE !
- [ Laughing, Screaming ]
1279
01:25:58,720 --> 01:26:01,560
BYE-BYE.
[ Laughing ]
1280
01:26:01,680 --> 01:26:04,480
EDDIE, HURRY !
IT’S COMING BACK !
1281
01:26:12,120 --> 01:26:15,160
[ Grunting ]
1282
01:26:18,440 --> 01:26:20,920
OH !
1283
01:26:21,000 --> 01:26:24,080
- OH, NO !
- THIS IS IT !
1284
01:26:24,200 --> 01:26:26,080
NO !
THIS ISN’T IT.
1285
01:26:29,120 --> 01:26:31,480
WHOA !
1286
01:26:42,520 --> 01:26:45,840
♪ WICKED WITCHCRAFT ♪
1287
01:26:45,920 --> 01:26:49,240
♪ AND ALTHOUGH ♪
1288
01:26:49,320 --> 01:26:54,920
♪ I KNOW
IT’S STRICTLY TABOO ♪
1289
01:26:55,720 --> 01:26:57,640
♪ WHEN-- ♪♪
1290
01:27:19,680 --> 01:27:22,560
DON’T MOVE.
1291
01:27:25,720 --> 01:27:27,400
NO ! NO !
1292
01:27:27,480 --> 01:27:29,840
[ Grunting ]
1293
01:27:35,880 --> 01:27:38,880
[ Gasping ]
1294
01:27:38,960 --> 01:27:42,920
[ Grunting ]
1295
01:28:01,480 --> 01:28:03,800
[ Grunting ]
1296
01:28:06,440 --> 01:28:09,440
YAH !
[ Grunting ]
1297
01:28:24,000 --> 01:28:26,160
[ Roaring ]
1298
01:28:31,160 --> 01:28:32,880
OH, NO !
1299
01:28:32,960 --> 01:28:35,160
[ Grunting ]
1300
01:28:37,680 --> 01:28:41,080
COME ON, EDDIE !
QUIT PLAYIN’ AROUND !
1301
01:28:41,160 --> 01:28:43,920
NO ! OH ! NO !
YAH ! P-P-PLEASE !
1302
01:28:44,000 --> 01:28:47,920
[ Screaming ]
1303
01:28:48,000 --> 01:28:51,360
I WASN’T WORRIED.
WERE YOU ?
1304
01:28:51,440 --> 01:28:53,720
[ Screeching ]
1305
01:28:56,160 --> 01:29:00,320
[ Screaming, Gibbering ]
1306
01:29:05,160 --> 01:29:07,320
[ Roger Retching ]
1307
01:29:09,520 --> 01:29:11,920
EDDIE, LOOK !
LOOK !
1308
01:29:23,560 --> 01:29:26,480
[ Springing Noise ]
1309
01:29:26,560 --> 01:29:29,560
HOLY SMOKE, HE’S A TOON !
1310
01:29:29,680 --> 01:29:32,640
SURPRISED ?
NOT REALLY.
1311
01:29:32,720 --> 01:29:36,920
THAT LAMEBRAIN FREEWAY IDEA
COULD ONLY BE COOKED UP
BY A TOON.
1312
01:29:37,000 --> 01:29:39,920
NOT JUST ANY TOON.
1313
01:29:42,160 --> 01:29:46,040
[ Hissing ]
1314
01:29:56,560 --> 01:29:59,480
[ Gasps ]
REMEMBER ME, EDDIE ?
1315
01:29:59,560 --> 01:30:03,240
WHEN I KILLED YOUR BROTHER,
I TALKED...
1316
01:30:03,320 --> 01:30:06,120
[ Shrill Screeching ]
JUST LIKE THIS !
1317
01:30:13,520 --> 01:30:17,280
[ Panting ]
JUMPIN’ JEEPERS !
OH !
1318
01:30:17,360 --> 01:30:20,000
[ Grunting ]
1319
01:30:23,240 --> 01:30:25,960
YIKES !
OH, MY GOODNESS !
OH, NO !
1320
01:30:39,240 --> 01:30:41,560
[ Buzzing ]
1321
01:30:41,640 --> 01:30:45,720
- [ Whimpering ]
- [ Buzzing ]
1322
01:30:45,840 --> 01:30:49,360
- [ Panting ]
- [ Saw Buzzing ]
1323
01:30:54,480 --> 01:30:57,280
HUH ?
1324
01:31:20,320 --> 01:31:23,160
[ Gasping, Shrieking ]
1325
01:31:27,000 --> 01:31:29,520
[ Jessica Gasping ]
1326
01:31:29,600 --> 01:31:31,560
GOOD-BYE, MY DARLING.
GOOD-BYE !
1327
01:31:31,640 --> 01:31:34,080
[ Screaming ]
1328
01:31:36,840 --> 01:31:41,360
OH ! I THINK
I’M GONNA FAINT.
1329
01:31:41,440 --> 01:31:45,360
[ Shrieking ]
1330
01:31:48,000 --> 01:31:52,600
OH, NO ! OH, NO !
1331
01:31:52,680 --> 01:31:56,800
I’M MELTING !
1332
01:31:56,880 --> 01:32:00,520
[ Screeching ]
1333
01:32:00,600 --> 01:32:03,440
I’M MELTING ! MELTING !
1334
01:32:03,520 --> 01:32:07,560
[ Screeching ]
OH, NO !
1335
01:32:07,640 --> 01:32:12,520
[ Hissing, Bubbling ]
1336
01:32:12,600 --> 01:32:17,600
- [ Jessica Gasping ]
- [ Roger ]
EDDIE, DO SOMETHING !
1337
01:32:17,720 --> 01:32:22,600
HURRY UP, EDDIE !
DO SOMETHING !
1338
01:32:29,880 --> 01:32:33,640
[ Crashing ]
1339
01:32:43,040 --> 01:32:46,680
[ Birds Singing ]
1340
01:32:46,760 --> 01:32:49,720
[ Whistle Blowing ]
1341
01:32:54,360 --> 01:32:59,240
EDDIE, THERE’S DIP EVERYWHERE.
HOW ARE WE GONNA GET DOWN ?
1342
01:33:01,840 --> 01:33:03,760
[ Grunting ]
1343
01:33:25,120 --> 01:33:27,920
JEEPERS, EDDIE,
THAT WAS A CLOSE SAVE.
1344
01:33:28,000 --> 01:33:30,800
I THOUGHT FOR SURE
OUR GOOSE WAS COOKED.
1345
01:33:30,880 --> 01:33:33,400
OH !
1346
01:33:33,480 --> 01:33:36,040
MY HERO !
1347
01:33:36,120 --> 01:33:38,520
OH, HONEY-BUNNY.
OH, LOVE-CUP.
1348
01:33:38,600 --> 01:33:41,400
[ Kissing ]
OH, ROGER !
1349
01:33:41,480 --> 01:33:44,320
YOU WERE
A PILLAR OF STRENGTH.
1350
01:33:44,400 --> 01:33:47,960
[ Siren Wailing ]
1351
01:33:48,040 --> 01:33:53,200
SISTER MARY FRANCIS !
WHAT THE HELL
HAPPENED IN HERE ?
1352
01:33:56,680 --> 01:33:59,400
I’VE BEEN A CAB
FOR 37 YEARS,
1353
01:33:59,480 --> 01:34:02,400
AND I’VE NEVER SEEN
A MESS LIKE THIS.
1354
01:34:02,480 --> 01:34:04,880
[ Dolores ]
WHAT WAS THAT,
A RUBBER MASK ?
1355
01:34:04,960 --> 01:34:08,720
YEAH, AND THIS IS
THE ROPE FROM THE SAFE
THAT WAS DROPPED ON ACME.
1356
01:34:08,800 --> 01:34:12,400
I THINK YOUR LAB BOYS WILL FIND
THAT PAINT’S A PERFECT MATCH.
1357
01:34:12,480 --> 01:34:14,720
JUDGE DOOM KILLED
MARVIN ACME.
1358
01:34:14,800 --> 01:34:17,920
AND R.K. MAROON
AND MY BROTHER.
1359
01:34:18,000 --> 01:34:22,080
THAT’S WHAT I CALL ONE
SERIOUSLY DISTURBED TOON.
1360
01:34:22,160 --> 01:34:25,080
[ Chattering ]
1361
01:34:27,880 --> 01:34:30,640
GOSH, UH, I WONDER
WHO HE REALLY WAS.
1362
01:34:30,720 --> 01:34:34,480
I TELL YOU ONE THING, DOC.
HE WEREN’T NO RABBIT.
OR A DUCK.
1363
01:34:34,560 --> 01:34:36,640
OR A DOG.
OR A LITTLE WOODEN BOY.
1364
01:34:36,720 --> 01:34:39,760
OR A SHEEP.
OR A WOODPECKER.
OR A PUSSY.
1365
01:34:39,840 --> 01:34:42,440
WHAT’S THAT ?
WHAT IS THAT ?
[ Woody Laughing ]
1366
01:34:42,520 --> 01:34:46,640
IT’S INK.
THAT GOOF ACME SQUIRTED ME
WITH SOME THE OTHER NIGHT.
1367
01:34:46,720 --> 01:34:49,920
WHY IT’S COMIN’ OUT NOW,
I DON’T KNOW.
HERE’S YOUR ANSWER, EDDIE.
1368
01:34:50,000 --> 01:34:52,440
ACME DISAPPEARING-
REAPPEARING INK.
1369
01:34:52,520 --> 01:34:56,600
BOY, THAT ACME.
WHAT A GENIUS !
APPLESAUCE !
1370
01:34:56,680 --> 01:35:00,280
IF HE WAS SUCH A GENIUS,
WHY DIDN’T HE LEAVE HIS WILL
WHERE WE COULD FIND IT ?
1371
01:35:00,360 --> 01:35:03,400
WITHOUT IT, WE’RE JUST WAITIN’
FOR ANOTHER DEVELOPER’S
WRECKING BALL.
1372
01:35:03,480 --> 01:35:05,840
ROGER, THAT LOVE LETTER
YOU WROTE TO YOUR WIFE...
YEAH ?
1373
01:35:05,920 --> 01:35:08,640
IN THE INK AND PAINT CLUB-- WHY
DON’T YOU READ IT TO HER NOW ?
1374
01:35:08,720 --> 01:35:10,640
SURE, EDDIE.
1375
01:35:10,720 --> 01:35:12,840
"DEAR JESSICA,
HOW DO I LOVE THEE ?
1376
01:35:12,920 --> 01:35:17,760
LET ME COUNT THE WAYS.
I, MARVIN ACME,
OF SOUND MIND AND BODY--"
1377
01:35:17,840 --> 01:35:19,960
IT’S THE WILL !
KEEP READING.
1378
01:35:20,040 --> 01:35:22,600
"DO HEREBY BEQUEATH
IN PERPETUITY...
1379
01:35:22,680 --> 01:35:27,400
THE PROPERTY KNOWN AS TOONTOWN
TO THOSE LOVEABLE CHARACTERS,
THE TOONS" !
1380
01:35:27,480 --> 01:35:30,400
[ Cheering ]
1381
01:35:39,880 --> 01:35:43,320
HEY, EDDIE, THAT WAS
A PRETTY FUNNY DANCE
YOU DID FOR THE WEASELS.
1382
01:35:43,400 --> 01:35:46,080
DO YOU THINK YOUR DAYS
OF BEIN’ A SOURPUSS ARE OVER ?
1383
01:35:46,160 --> 01:35:48,080
ONLY TIME WILL TELL.
1384
01:35:48,160 --> 01:35:50,760
YEAH, WELL,
PUT IT THERE, PAL.
YEAH.
1385
01:35:50,840 --> 01:35:53,760
[ Buzzing ]
1386
01:35:55,640 --> 01:35:58,320
- [ Gasping ]
- [ Gulps ]
1387
01:36:00,080 --> 01:36:04,040
DON’T TELL ME YOU LOST
YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR ALREADY.
1388
01:36:05,280 --> 01:36:07,200
[ Gasps ]
1389
01:36:07,280 --> 01:36:09,360
DOES THIS ANSWER
YOUR QUESTION ?
1390
01:36:09,440 --> 01:36:11,520
[ Kissing ]
1391
01:36:11,600 --> 01:36:15,560
- BLECH ! BLEAH !
- [ Cheering ]
1392
01:36:15,640 --> 01:36:17,960
COME ON, ROGER,
LET’S GO HOME.
1393
01:36:18,040 --> 01:36:20,040
I’LL BAKE YOU
A CARROT CAKE.
1394
01:36:20,120 --> 01:36:22,040
[ Laughing ]
1395
01:36:22,120 --> 01:36:25,920
♪ SMILE
DARN YA, SMILE ♪
1396
01:36:26,000 --> 01:36:30,680
♪ YOU KNOW THIS OLD WORLD
IS A GREAT WORLD AFTER ALL ♪
1397
01:36:30,760 --> 01:36:35,040
♪ SMILE
DARN YA, SMILE ♪
[ Gunfire ]
1398
01:36:35,120 --> 01:36:40,560
♪ AND RIGHT AWAY WATCH
LADY LUCK PAY YOU A CALL ♪
1399
01:36:40,640 --> 01:36:45,200
♪ THINGS ARE NEVER
BLACK AS THEY ARE PAINTED ♪
1400
01:36:45,320 --> 01:36:48,720
♪ TIME FOR YOU AND JOY
TO GET ACQUAINTED ♪♪
1401
01:36:48,800 --> 01:36:50,720
OKAY, M-M-MOVE ALONG.
1402
01:36:50,800 --> 01:36:53,480
T-T-THERE’S NOTHING ELSE TO SEE.
THAT’S ALL, FOLKS.
1403
01:36:53,560 --> 01:36:56,080
HMM. I LIKE
THE SOUND OF THAT.
1404
01:36:56,160 --> 01:36:58,960
T-T-T-T-THAT’S ALL, FOLKS !
1405
01:36:59,040 --> 01:37:01,000
[ Laughing ]
1406
01:37:04,040 --> 01:37:07,840
♪♪ [ Orchestra Music ]
1407
01:37:53,080 --> 01:37:57,160
♪♪ [ Jazz ]
1408
01:38:49,480 --> 01:38:53,440
♪♪ [ Orchestra Music ]
1409
01:39:17,800 --> 01:39:21,760
♪♪ [ Slow Jazz ]
1410
01:40:07,160 --> 01:40:11,080
♪♪ [ Orchestra Music ]
1411
01:41:24,960 --> 01:41:28,920
♪♪ [ Slow Jazz ]
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