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Careful. 11 00:01:42,019 --> 00:01:44,188 Fuck you. 12 00:02:02,414 --> 00:02:05,626 Your husband seems tense, want me to assist? 13 00:02:05,668 --> 00:02:08,963 - No, thanks. - A Beetle! 14 00:02:09,004 --> 00:02:11,715 Know how many I've seen this week? 15 00:02:17,763 --> 00:02:19,890 House keys? 16 00:02:20,766 --> 00:02:22,643 Got them. 17 00:02:23,686 --> 00:02:26,313 - Fuck off. - You fuck off. 18 00:02:53,132 --> 00:02:55,801 - Who is it? - Moretti. - Third floor. 19 00:03:00,764 --> 00:03:05,185 GROUP THERAPY 20 00:03:05,227 --> 00:03:06,770 Fifteen, 16... 21 00:03:06,812 --> 00:03:08,647 ...34, 35, 36... 22 00:03:10,441 --> 00:03:12,693 ...40, 41, 42, 43... 23 00:03:15,237 --> 00:03:17,072 ...68 and 69... 24 00:03:17,114 --> 00:03:20,159 He got an A in English and a B+ in Math. 25 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:24,163 I said: "So you're not stupid, you just didn't study!" 26 00:03:25,789 --> 00:03:29,251 Tiziana, gotta go, I have to work now. 27 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:34,048 - Hello. - Hello. - Emilio Moretti. 28 00:03:34,089 --> 00:03:36,759 - Nice place. - You're here for doctor... 29 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:39,637 Silly me! Only Dr. Stern is in today. 30 00:03:39,678 --> 00:03:41,597 Stern, yes. 31 00:03:41,639 --> 00:03:43,766 I'm still out of breath. 32 00:03:43,807 --> 00:03:46,894 I keep telling myself to go to the gym, but who's got the time? 33 00:03:46,936 --> 00:03:49,688 - Indeed... - Three flights of stairs... 34 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:54,526 Twenty-three steps per flight, for a total of 73 stairs. 35 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:56,612 You're sure that's right? 36 00:03:56,654 --> 00:03:58,697 I am sure. 37 00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:01,909 Well, Aurora Lepri counted 69 stairs. 38 00:04:01,951 --> 00:04:04,912 - Oscar Zazzeroni 67... - Sixty-nine, 67... 39 00:04:04,954 --> 00:04:07,206 No way! Want me to count them again? 40 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:09,208 - No, I was just saying. - I'll recount. 41 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:11,251 Do it after. 42 00:04:16,548 --> 00:04:18,342 Off to a good start. 43 00:04:18,384 --> 00:04:21,095 Two, three, four, five... 44 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:30,437 Twenty-four, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30... 45 00:04:40,322 --> 00:04:43,283 ...43, 44, 45, 46... 46 00:04:46,662 --> 00:04:49,540 Sixty-nine. I was right. 47 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:54,586 Well? 48 00:04:55,963 --> 00:05:00,676 I was right: 69 plus four steps in the entryway equals 73. 49 00:05:00,718 --> 00:05:03,887 - Give me that note. - We'll jot it down. 50 00:05:04,888 --> 00:05:08,684 Aurora Lepri forgot to count the entryway, 51 00:05:08,726 --> 00:05:13,313 Zazzeroni forgot the landings. What amateurs. 52 00:05:15,024 --> 00:05:17,401 But... 53 00:05:17,443 --> 00:05:20,946 - The waiting room's over there. - Thanks. 54 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:27,870 Hello. I was right, 73. 55 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:30,497 Considering the height variation... 56 00:05:30,539 --> 00:05:33,959 A stair is about 15-20 centimeters, 17 on average... 57 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:37,796 times 73 equals 1,241 centimeters, 58 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:42,259 so 12.41 meters in less than 38 seconds, not bad! 59 00:05:42,301 --> 00:05:44,595 Shitface! 60 00:05:44,636 --> 00:05:47,014 - How dare you! - I didn't say anything. 61 00:05:47,056 --> 00:05:51,185 - Yes, you did! - But I didn't say it to say it. 62 00:05:51,226 --> 00:05:54,104 There are things we say to say, 63 00:05:54,146 --> 00:05:56,607 and things we say just because, 64 00:05:56,648 --> 00:05:59,318 and things we say not to say. 65 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:01,862 - I have Tourette syndrome. - Oh. 66 00:06:01,904 --> 00:06:06,533 - Random swearing? - Tics and words that just come out. 67 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:10,788 Sorry for laughing. 68 00:06:10,829 --> 00:06:13,874 - So you're here for the Big-Doc too? - Yes. 69 00:06:13,916 --> 00:06:16,335 - A three-month wait. - Me too. 70 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:19,755 - Ninety days. - That's three months. 71 00:06:19,797 --> 00:06:22,424 2,160 hours. 72 00:06:22,466 --> 00:06:24,301 Still three months. 73 00:06:24,343 --> 00:06:26,970 129,600 minutes. 74 00:06:27,012 --> 00:06:29,098 Sounds like a lot, but it's three months. 75 00:06:29,139 --> 00:06:32,935 - 7,776,000 seconds. - Impressive! 76 00:06:32,976 --> 00:06:34,978 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 77 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:38,107 My fiancée sent me here. 78 00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:40,442 - Actually, my ex. - I am sorry. 79 00:06:40,484 --> 00:06:44,655 - She said hearing me count all day was hell. - Can't blame her. 80 00:06:44,696 --> 00:06:46,824 For me it's a pastime. 81 00:06:46,865 --> 00:06:50,035 - You're good at it. - Thanks. 82 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:52,996 You count as fast as... my ass! 83 00:06:53,789 --> 00:06:57,876 - I'm sorry! - You don't need to keep apologizing. 84 00:06:57,918 --> 00:07:01,004 I was going to punch you before, but I get it now. 85 00:07:23,026 --> 00:07:25,946 - I'm Emilio, by the way. - Federico. 86 00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:30,701 Same to you. 87 00:07:32,995 --> 00:07:34,955 - Married? - Yes. 88 00:07:34,997 --> 00:07:37,666 I have a daughter too, imagine that. You? 89 00:07:37,708 --> 00:07:40,544 No, no kids. I have two nephews. 90 00:07:40,586 --> 00:07:43,505 Too busy counting to have kids. 91 00:07:43,547 --> 00:07:47,217 One day, you too will find the right... slut! 92 00:07:47,259 --> 00:07:48,886 - Morning. - Morning. 93 00:07:48,927 --> 00:07:51,054 - What did you say? - Morning. 94 00:07:51,096 --> 00:07:53,015 - To who? - You! 95 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:56,810 Morning. 96 00:07:56,852 --> 00:07:59,021 It slipped out. 97 00:08:14,036 --> 00:08:18,540 I had a nasty cold and a relapse would be devastating. 98 00:08:30,928 --> 00:08:35,641 I had a bad case of tonsillitis for a month and a half... 99 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:38,018 Must be a flare-up. 100 00:08:38,060 --> 00:08:41,521 Could be contagious... Can I help you? 101 00:08:41,563 --> 00:08:44,691 - No! No, thank you. - Thank you. 102 00:08:44,733 --> 00:08:48,070 I caught it too. Must be going around. 103 00:08:49,112 --> 00:08:52,074 I'll go wait somewhere else. 104 00:08:52,115 --> 00:08:54,159 No, mine's here. 105 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:56,745 Yeah. 106 00:09:02,668 --> 00:09:04,836 What a bizarre fixation! 107 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:08,465 They say being obsessed with cleanliness is part of OCD, D, D... 108 00:09:08,507 --> 00:09:11,885 - OCDDD? - D, D, Dat's right. 109 00:09:11,927 --> 00:09:13,845 - What? - An acronym. 110 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:16,682 - An acronym? - Obsessive compulsive disorder. 111 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:19,393 Oh, the initials: OCD. 112 00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:21,979 She really is in bad shape. 113 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:29,152 Just her? 114 00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:34,408 They once told me that I had something like... arithmophobia. 115 00:09:34,449 --> 00:09:37,369 - More like mania. - Yes, arithmomania. 116 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:40,372 - So I'm a maniac? - Not in that sense. 117 00:09:40,414 --> 00:09:44,376 - I flash people and touch asses. - You said it, not me. 118 00:09:51,550 --> 00:09:53,719 It'll be a long day. 119 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:56,805 Your destination is on the right. 120 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:02,811 You have reached your destination. 121 00:10:10,736 --> 00:10:13,905 PSYCHOLOGISTS OFFICE 122 00:10:15,324 --> 00:10:18,035 Did I lock the car? 123 00:10:21,038 --> 00:10:23,081 No service! 124 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:25,667 Geez. 125 00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:32,341 Oh my God, sorry! I hit you? 126 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:34,718 - Are you hurt? - I'm fine. 127 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:36,928 - So sorry. - My phone fell. 128 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:40,140 - God, did I break it? - Hope not, that phone's my life. 129 00:10:40,182 --> 00:10:45,020 I'll buy you a new one. Wait here. I think I forgot to lock my car. 130 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:49,733 Yours, yours? 131 00:10:49,775 --> 00:10:52,486 Yes, thanks. It fell. 132 00:10:52,527 --> 00:10:54,404 It works, works. 133 00:10:54,446 --> 00:10:57,282 What? Hem, yes. 134 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:09,628 - There's service. - I'm wearing undies, luckily. Luckily. 135 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,755 Service. 136 00:11:16,635 --> 00:11:21,056 You're always in the way. Sorry. Idiot... 137 00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:27,270 My boss! Hello? Yes, yes... 138 00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:30,232 It's no bother. 139 00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:43,495 - Hello. - Hello. 140 00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:47,707 - I'm De Santis. - Okay. - I'm here to see Dr. Stern. 141 00:11:53,130 --> 00:11:56,925 - Am I late? - No, you're on time. 142 00:11:56,967 --> 00:12:01,263 - Have a seat in the waiting room. - For Dr. Stern, Dr. Stern? 143 00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:04,433 Yes, you can sit in the waiting room too. 144 00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:08,311 But there are other people. Did I mess up the appointment? 145 00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:11,648 No, not at all. Your name's here. 146 00:12:14,276 --> 00:12:18,363 - What's she doing? - This place is... 147 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:20,991 - Interesting. - Yes. 148 00:12:21,032 --> 00:12:22,617 Ok. 149 00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:25,662 - Morning. - Hello. 150 00:12:25,704 --> 00:12:28,290 - Hot pussy! - What? 151 00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:32,878 - How dare you, how rude! - Relax, he didn't do it on purpose. 152 00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:36,506 So I wasn't mistaken before, you said a bad word to me too! 153 00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:39,509 - No. - Are you a pervy ventriloquist? 154 00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:42,512 - I'm really sorry. - Don't apologize, Federico. 155 00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:44,639 - He offended us. - Both. 156 00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:47,476 My wife and daughter also get upset in stereo. 157 00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:51,938 This isn't a dentist's office, it's a head shrink's! 158 00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:55,859 There are sick people here. Can I say "sick"? 159 00:12:56,860 --> 00:13:00,322 - I sure can. He has Tourette's. - Oh. 160 00:13:01,239 --> 00:13:03,408 Now you say "Oh"! 161 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:06,203 Now you say "Oh! Oh!" 162 00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:09,122 - How many of us are there? - So many. - Too many. 163 00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:14,252 I'll be quick, I was called in for a legal consultation. 164 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:19,633 The doctor called me. I have a 2:00 appointment, so I'm sure it's my turn now. 165 00:13:19,674 --> 00:13:22,219 - The doctor called you? - Indeed. 166 00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:25,180 - So you're friends? - Not friends... 167 00:13:25,222 --> 00:13:27,849 - I have a 2:00 appointment too. - Me too. 168 00:13:27,891 --> 00:13:29,726 Me too, too. 169 00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:31,853 - And you? - Same. 170 00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:37,192 - Excuse me. - Pussy... 171 00:13:37,234 --> 00:13:39,569 Excuse me. 172 00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:43,949 Why are we booked at the same time? Could you check the computer? 173 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:49,037 - Yes. - Those people in there are odd. Are they dangerous? 174 00:13:49,079 --> 00:13:52,082 No. But they're odd. 175 00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:56,253 - Trying to cut ahead? - No, because I'm not a patient. 176 00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:59,130 Really? I have a good nose for people. 177 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:01,883 - She's a friend of the doctor. - Friend, my foot. 178 00:14:01,925 --> 00:14:03,301 Enough. 179 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,929 - You're all booked at 2:00. - You just noticed? 180 00:14:05,971 --> 00:14:09,266 There was no mention of group therapy. 181 00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:11,935 We'll end up touching each other... 182 00:14:11,977 --> 00:14:15,438 - Restroom? - To the right. - Right. 183 00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:19,234 - See what he does? - I see. 184 00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:25,407 Must be a bug with the new software. 185 00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:48,722 I told the doctor that the old paper planner was best. 186 00:14:48,763 --> 00:14:51,933 I'll give them an earful, this is nuts. 187 00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:59,024 Armando! That super software you pushed on us put all the appointments at 2:00. 188 00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:02,277 - Tell Armando we're sick people... - Clearly. 189 00:15:02,319 --> 00:15:06,114 - And what kind of name is Armando? - Why? 190 00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:10,535 - He sticks "Arms" up his ass. - Sure... Ignore him. 191 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:13,455 What refresher course?! It should be easy. 192 00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:18,460 How about you get to work on it now and don't go home till it's fixed! 193 00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:30,680 Can I speak to him? I have some words for Armando. 194 00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:33,558 - I'm sure, but no. - Oh God! 195 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,727 The buzzer's to the right of the desk. 196 00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:38,855 So now we're secretaries too? Are you buzzer-phobic? 197 00:15:38,897 --> 00:15:41,608 - Left or right? - Right, right. 198 00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:44,235 Don't talk like that to me! 199 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,404 - Right. - Here it is. 200 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,156 It's open. 201 00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:51,618 It was on the left. 202 00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:54,496 Hello, I have an appointment with Dr. Stern. 203 00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:56,790 - He already left? - He hasn't arrived yet. 204 00:15:56,831 --> 00:16:00,251 - I booked with the app. - Who gives a fuck. 205 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:03,296 - You swore! - I'm the first. 206 00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:07,217 - You mean the last. - Exactly, you just arrived. 207 00:16:07,258 --> 00:16:09,511 Anyway, are you okay? Your phone? 208 00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:12,305 - Everything's fine. - Everything's fine, fine. 209 00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:14,891 Everything's fine, fine. 210 00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:20,605 I just washed my hands so could you please... 211 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:23,775 - Things are getting complicated. - Very. 212 00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:26,778 It's like a family lunch where we tell each other to... 213 00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:29,197 Go to hell, Armando. 214 00:16:29,239 --> 00:16:32,283 - Did Armando fix it? - No, I did. 215 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:35,870 I'll inform the doctor and he'll decide who to see first. 216 00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:38,623 - Brilliant idea. - Based on what criteria? 217 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:42,627 Will he look at us? Draw lots? I know how it'll end up. 218 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:47,090 He'll let her go in first because they're special friends. 219 00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:50,385 Hi, I'm Otto Marciani. 220 00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:53,012 - Otto, Otto like the number 8! - Eight times 8, 64. 221 00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:55,682 A palindrome, a palindrome. 222 00:16:57,016 --> 00:17:00,019 I have work calls to take, I'm doing a trial period, 223 00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:02,397 so if you don't mind, I'll go in first. 224 00:17:02,439 --> 00:17:05,900 Let's get one thing clear, we're not doing group therapy, right? 225 00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:08,153 - No. - Dunno. 226 00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:14,325 Six people all crowded into a room, it's dangerous, who knows what could happen. 227 00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:22,083 - When is he coming? - Yes, would you please tell us. 228 00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:24,502 He hasn't responded. 229 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:29,090 His flight was late so I don't know if he's still on board or in a taxi. 230 00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:33,928 - Then call him. - Yes, that's what I was doing. 231 00:17:37,474 --> 00:17:40,268 - The number you've called... - His phone's off. 232 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:44,481 I can't believe it, damn him, where is he? 233 00:17:44,522 --> 00:17:47,776 - Goodness. - Never been to France, you know. 234 00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:51,488 - Incredible. - Thanks. - Would you sit in the waiting room? 235 00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:54,741 It's a waiting room, you have to wait, so be patient. 236 00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:57,243 - You're patients! - She's a patient! 237 00:17:57,285 --> 00:17:59,913 I have nothing to do with them. 238 00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:03,333 Well, the waiting room is still over there. 239 00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:07,587 Waiting room... 240 00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:27,232 No! 241 00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:31,820 Is there Wi-Fi? 242 00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:34,572 It's the only thing working today. 243 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,783 Password? 244 00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:40,119 Please, it's urgent. 245 00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:45,959 For emails, like I said, I'm doing a trial period and don't want to miss out. 246 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,044 Actually... 247 00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:52,340 I never give out my password to strangers. 248 00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:56,970 Thanks. 249 00:18:59,681 --> 00:19:02,600 - Got it, thanks. - You're welcome. 250 00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:08,648 Wow, how pretty! 251 00:19:08,690 --> 00:19:12,902 - How'll the doctor see us all? - Someone will have to leave. 252 00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:16,239 - Who? - Whoever is in better shape. 253 00:19:16,281 --> 00:19:19,701 I'm not in good shape, I'm in bad shape. 254 00:19:19,742 --> 00:19:21,995 Very bad. 255 00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:24,706 - I'm in really bad shape. - Is that so? 256 00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:27,292 - Really bad, really bad. - She agrees. 257 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,127 I'm not exactly... 258 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:32,338 - I'm fine, the doctor called me... - Yeah, sure. 259 00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:34,799 - We know. - For a legal consultation. 260 00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:39,470 Is that what they call it now? I had a "legal consultation" last night. 261 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:45,727 But what if I leave and then you all solve your issues... 262 00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:50,732 - No, I need to solve them today. - Same for me, for me. 263 00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:55,737 - I'll stay right here, even till tomorrow. - I'm stuck with them till tomorrow?! 264 00:19:57,071 --> 00:20:00,199 352 books, sofas, rugs... 265 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,287 Five balls... 266 00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:07,540 There's nothing left to count. 267 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:18,051 - You okay? - Oh! I'm okay. 268 00:20:19,469 --> 00:20:22,221 Such lovely plants out here. 269 00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:26,517 - So we know that Dr. Stern likes plants. - Yes. 270 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:30,021 Since you're so close, what else do you know about Dr. Stern? 271 00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:36,027 I know he's a serious person. I hope he's competent too, because you all need help. 272 00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:38,446 - I hope so too, for us. - Yes. 273 00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:40,823 - You were looking down... - Down? 274 00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:46,287 That guy double parked, how'll I get out? He's a real a piece of... 275 00:20:46,329 --> 00:20:49,040 - Huh? - He's inconsiderate. 276 00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:50,959 Inconsiderate. 277 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,544 I wish I used swears like yours. Shitface! 278 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,630 - Excuse me. - Who is it? 279 00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:58,925 My mother. 280 00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:01,260 Hello? Mom? 281 00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:04,097 I called you ten times, why didn't you answer? 282 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:07,600 Okay. Did you take your pills? 283 00:21:07,642 --> 00:21:10,186 In the first drawer, you know. 284 00:21:10,228 --> 00:21:11,854 Mom! 285 00:21:11,896 --> 00:21:13,606 She hung up. 286 00:21:13,648 --> 00:21:17,360 Seniors are like babies, you have to look after them. 287 00:21:17,402 --> 00:21:20,113 Relax, I won't tell the others. 288 00:21:20,154 --> 00:21:22,448 - About what? - That you're a control freak. 289 00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:26,911 - "Mom, do this and that..." - I don't care what you think. 290 00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:28,413 - What's he doing? - Who? 291 00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:30,206 Oh, jogging. 292 00:21:32,709 --> 00:21:35,962 Oh God, what happened? Is it a stroke? 293 00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:38,464 Is it something I said? Are you okay? 294 00:21:38,506 --> 00:21:42,760 - My eyelids get stuck sometimes. - God, want me to help? 295 00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:45,388 - Please do. - I'll try. 296 00:21:57,025 --> 00:21:58,943 They've got rhythm. 297 00:22:00,903 --> 00:22:04,699 What's with him? He's burnt out with that phone. 298 00:22:04,741 --> 00:22:10,329 I see people like that in my taxi: glued to the screen, sad, alone... 299 00:22:10,371 --> 00:22:14,417 On average 420 a year, 35 a month. 300 00:22:14,459 --> 00:22:19,213 I prefer phone junkies to people with dogs that piss in my taxi, 301 00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:23,634 or drunk people who puke in my taxi. 302 00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:28,431 - Sorry, I need some air. - I'm sorry! 303 00:22:28,473 --> 00:22:32,602 I didn't mean to gross you out. We were becoming friends. 304 00:22:32,643 --> 00:22:36,481 You come into contact with too many people for my taste. 305 00:22:36,522 --> 00:22:39,692 The taxi, people, animals, suitcases, microbes... 306 00:22:39,734 --> 00:22:41,986 So dramatic! 307 00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:44,739 - Hold on. - No, I'll do it myself. 308 00:22:44,781 --> 00:22:46,491 Don't pull it. 309 00:22:46,532 --> 00:22:48,701 - May I? - No, get away. 310 00:22:48,743 --> 00:22:52,872 - Take your jacket off. - Don't touch me! 311 00:22:52,914 --> 00:22:56,375 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry! 312 00:22:56,417 --> 00:22:58,669 Sorry, my ass! 313 00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:01,589 - What the hell? - Sorry, but you were too close. 314 00:23:01,631 --> 00:23:04,467 And with those eyes... 315 00:23:04,509 --> 00:23:08,054 His eyelids get stuck sometimes, must've been something I said. 316 00:23:08,096 --> 00:23:11,057 - Are you okay? - I'm all right. 317 00:23:11,099 --> 00:23:13,768 Don't hit yourself. 318 00:23:16,437 --> 00:23:18,439 - You're filming? - For my boss. 319 00:23:18,481 --> 00:23:21,025 What have I done!? 320 00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:24,237 Step away from the patient, he needs some air. 321 00:23:24,278 --> 00:23:25,988 - How are you? - Better. 322 00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:29,951 Luckily, I took the first aid occupational safety course. 323 00:23:29,992 --> 00:23:32,036 - Two drops. - No need, thanks. 324 00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:34,664 - They'll help. - No, it wasn't mace. 325 00:23:34,705 --> 00:23:37,583 - How many fingers? - Four. - Four, four. - Eight? 326 00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:39,127 - Or Otto, Otto. - Huh? 327 00:23:39,168 --> 00:23:42,338 - A few drops, just in case. - I said no! 328 00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:48,553 They taught us that drops are important. It was a basic course but very interesting. 329 00:23:48,594 --> 00:23:52,473 They talked about the health-work relationship throughout history. 330 00:23:52,515 --> 00:23:55,893 - Even Hippocrates... - What's Hippocrates got to do with it? 331 00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:59,021 Nothing. I'll go. 332 00:23:59,063 --> 00:24:00,690 Yes. 333 00:24:00,731 --> 00:24:04,193 Okay, he's better, he's better. 334 00:24:04,235 --> 00:24:06,946 Sorry for making you all uncomfortable. 335 00:24:07,738 --> 00:24:11,826 It started when I was 11, so you can imagine the life I had. 336 00:24:11,868 --> 00:24:15,496 To boot, I have "2Plus" Tourette's, which isn't an upgrade, 337 00:24:15,538 --> 00:24:19,250 it means I have uncontrollable impulses and endless tics. 338 00:24:19,292 --> 00:24:23,087 But some people are worse off, they have to touch the floor 339 00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:26,674 and keep doing it until they're satisfied. 340 00:24:26,716 --> 00:24:31,179 - Others touch everyone and everything. - Not me! 341 00:24:31,220 --> 00:24:33,264 Doctors say there's no cure. 342 00:24:33,306 --> 00:24:36,225 If you start young enough it can be managed. 343 00:24:36,267 --> 00:24:39,937 - Not me, I got shafted up the... - Not again! 344 00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:43,149 Try phrasing things in a way that won't end up like that. 345 00:24:43,191 --> 00:24:45,526 But this time it was justified. 346 00:24:45,568 --> 00:24:47,695 It's not fun, you know. 347 00:24:47,737 --> 00:24:50,656 It's humiliating, tiring, agonizing. 348 00:24:51,699 --> 00:24:55,453 I work as an archivist at city hall, it's a good job. 349 00:24:55,494 --> 00:25:00,458 I have a huge, soundproofed office, all to myself. 350 00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:04,503 I've always wanted to open a restaurant, but dealing with clients... 351 00:25:04,545 --> 00:25:08,299 Slutty Brownies would be your best-selling dish! 352 00:25:08,716 --> 00:25:11,219 I would've come to your place. 353 00:25:11,636 --> 00:25:15,431 Know what the problem is nowadays? People are too touchy. 354 00:25:15,473 --> 00:25:18,351 Know how many clients I've lost? 355 00:25:19,936 --> 00:25:22,146 One hundred and fifty-nine in 31 months. 356 00:25:22,188 --> 00:25:26,734 An average of 5.1 clients a month. 357 00:25:26,776 --> 00:25:31,113 - None of us have a talent like that. - He surely doesn't. 358 00:25:31,155 --> 00:25:32,949 What? 359 00:25:32,990 --> 00:25:35,910 Hope Dr. Stern feels the same way. 360 00:25:35,952 --> 00:25:40,998 That'd be cool. I could tell Stefania: "Honey, I'm not crazy, I'm a genius!" 361 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:45,253 In fact, the first thing I thought when I saw you was: "He's a genius!" 362 00:25:45,294 --> 00:25:49,298 When Billie Eilish sings, she doesn't have Tourette's. 363 00:25:49,340 --> 00:25:52,885 When Billie Eilish sings, she doesn't have Tourette's. 364 00:25:52,927 --> 00:25:54,345 I heard you. 365 00:25:54,387 --> 00:25:59,225 In fact, by singing and holding your breath, you avoid problems. 366 00:25:59,267 --> 00:26:02,395 You know, if I take a deep breath... 367 00:26:03,813 --> 00:26:07,149 I seem like a normal person, I don't curse, I don't have tics, 368 00:26:07,191 --> 00:26:10,736 but I can't be interrupted because as soon as I finish breathing... 369 00:26:10,778 --> 00:26:13,197 Shitface! 370 00:26:13,239 --> 00:26:17,076 In group therapy everyone looks at me like that or they laugh. 371 00:26:17,118 --> 00:26:22,665 A month ago, I did something like that at work and nobody laughed so... 372 00:26:22,707 --> 00:26:26,460 - Odd. - There's a difference, we're all sick here. 373 00:26:26,502 --> 00:26:29,380 Yes, we're all sick. 374 00:26:29,422 --> 00:26:32,591 - Yes, we're all sick. - Apart from me. 375 00:26:32,633 --> 00:26:36,053 - Right, you're the only sane one. - Yes. 376 00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:39,974 Let's get acquainted, so it'll be easier when the doctor shows up. 377 00:26:40,016 --> 00:26:41,767 Good idea. 378 00:26:41,809 --> 00:26:45,271 We could have a roundtable, a sort of staff meeting. 379 00:26:45,313 --> 00:26:47,273 How so? 380 00:26:50,735 --> 00:26:52,737 He asked you a question. 381 00:26:52,778 --> 00:26:54,613 Otto! Oh! 382 00:26:55,948 --> 00:26:58,117 Otto? He's stuck. 383 00:26:59,827 --> 00:27:03,372 - Hey. - Huh? - They're talking to you. 384 00:27:03,414 --> 00:27:07,877 - Staff meeting, staff meeting. - Did you already start? 385 00:27:07,918 --> 00:27:11,464 - No. - No. I wanted to go first. 386 00:27:11,505 --> 00:27:14,008 Can I? 387 00:27:14,050 --> 00:27:18,679 My name is Otto, I'm 24 and I'm on a trial period for a company. 388 00:27:18,721 --> 00:27:21,640 We handle home-banking for large banks and I'm always online. 389 00:27:21,682 --> 00:27:25,019 All of us have to be online, all the time, 24/7. 390 00:27:25,061 --> 00:27:27,688 Our world doesn't wait for anyone. 391 00:27:27,730 --> 00:27:30,441 We're all fired up! 392 00:27:32,693 --> 00:27:34,904 - Hi, Otto. - My roommate. 393 00:27:54,548 --> 00:27:57,426 Hold on. One second. 394 00:27:57,468 --> 00:27:59,387 It's urgent. 395 00:28:16,612 --> 00:28:18,697 She walked out. 396 00:28:18,739 --> 00:28:20,783 Just like that? 397 00:28:22,993 --> 00:28:27,623 I wasn't eavesdropping, I just came to ask if you needed anything... 398 00:28:27,665 --> 00:28:29,834 Nothing? Okay. 399 00:28:35,506 --> 00:28:37,925 - Call me. - Sure. 400 00:28:40,761 --> 00:28:43,931 If you go out again tomorrow, lemme know! 401 00:28:43,973 --> 00:28:47,852 You rule, Otto! You rule! 402 00:28:54,191 --> 00:28:56,360 That roommate of yours... 403 00:28:59,613 --> 00:29:01,157 Shall I go? 404 00:29:01,198 --> 00:29:02,825 I'll go. 405 00:29:02,867 --> 00:29:05,703 I know what you're thinking. 406 00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:11,000 But know how many jobs like mine get taken over by AI on a daily basis? 407 00:29:11,041 --> 00:29:15,087 What is it that keeps you connected to that cell phone? 408 00:29:15,129 --> 00:29:17,798 It's called FOMO. 409 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:22,344 I'm afraid of being left out, of missing out on something major. 410 00:29:22,386 --> 00:29:26,182 You sure missed out on something the other night! 411 00:29:26,223 --> 00:29:29,393 Why would you say that? Can't you see how upset he is? 412 00:29:29,435 --> 00:29:32,480 If you're not one of us, why butt in? 413 00:29:32,521 --> 00:29:35,733 Because I can't help but defend people. 414 00:29:36,525 --> 00:29:38,861 - Thanks, you're kind. - You're welcome. 415 00:29:40,237 --> 00:29:44,992 The longest relationship I've had lasted three days so... 416 00:29:46,660 --> 00:29:49,079 They just don't understand, 417 00:29:49,121 --> 00:29:51,707 it really does upset me, it hurts me. 418 00:29:51,749 --> 00:29:53,542 See? 419 00:29:53,584 --> 00:29:56,170 - Tell us something about you now. - Me? 420 00:29:56,212 --> 00:29:59,632 What's your name? You still haven't told us. 421 00:29:59,673 --> 00:30:02,510 Anna Maria. But pretend I never told you. 422 00:30:02,551 --> 00:30:06,764 Anna Maria? All right, Anna Maria, tell us what's wrong with you. 423 00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:11,560 - We taxi drivers tend to be confessors. - And gossips. 424 00:30:11,602 --> 00:30:15,606 - I'm not here to talk about my stuff. - But you talk about others'. 425 00:30:15,648 --> 00:30:19,235 Leave her alone, she's the only sane person. Right? 426 00:30:19,276 --> 00:30:22,154 - There's a tow truck! - Where?! 427 00:30:22,196 --> 00:30:25,115 My bad, it's just a garbage truck. 428 00:30:26,700 --> 00:30:28,702 Keep at it. 429 00:30:28,744 --> 00:30:32,790 - I'm transparent, mute, all right? - I wish. 430 00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:37,294 Sorry, but maybe it's because of your job. 431 00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:39,296 - My job? - Yes. 432 00:30:39,338 --> 00:30:44,134 No. I love my job. Plus, my boss trusts me and gives me duties. 433 00:30:44,176 --> 00:30:47,012 And the pay is decent too. 434 00:30:47,054 --> 00:30:50,849 As for the girl: one day you'll meet the right one too. 435 00:30:50,891 --> 00:30:52,768 You'll know. 436 00:30:52,810 --> 00:30:56,230 For example, when I met my wife for the first time, 437 00:30:56,272 --> 00:31:02,111 I knew she was the right one because I felt something inside, 438 00:31:02,152 --> 00:31:06,365 like when... a sort of... you know... 439 00:31:11,787 --> 00:31:14,748 - And I won her over. - Thanks. 440 00:31:23,632 --> 00:31:25,884 I can't take this anymore! 441 00:31:25,926 --> 00:31:29,722 I booked you an appointment with Dr. Stern, go if you want to. 442 00:31:29,763 --> 00:31:35,144 Okay, I'll go, I'll go! You told me... 47 times. 443 00:31:36,020 --> 00:31:38,647 - Take my keys. - No. 444 00:31:45,446 --> 00:31:48,782 You stomped on them ten times. 445 00:31:50,618 --> 00:31:55,331 Now you're free to count your keys, lighters, marbles, cars... 446 00:31:55,372 --> 00:31:57,708 I've already counted those. 447 00:31:57,750 --> 00:32:01,170 Then count how many times I slam the door in your face. 448 00:32:03,589 --> 00:32:06,008 Easy... one. 449 00:32:06,050 --> 00:32:09,720 So wait, we're not getting married anymore? 450 00:32:10,262 --> 00:32:12,514 We can't break up after... 451 00:32:12,556 --> 00:32:14,475 624 orgasms! 452 00:32:14,516 --> 00:32:16,727 Yours! 453 00:32:16,769 --> 00:32:19,271 624 orgasms... 454 00:32:19,313 --> 00:32:21,649 how many sperm cells... 455 00:32:22,149 --> 00:32:24,735 Forty-nine billion, 456 00:32:24,777 --> 00:32:28,572 920 million sperm cells! 457 00:32:30,407 --> 00:32:33,702 So I'm not the only one who lost something? 458 00:32:33,744 --> 00:32:37,289 - I sympathize with your ex. - In fact... 459 00:32:37,331 --> 00:32:43,087 Sorry, but a house full of trinkets, dust and germs is... 460 00:32:43,128 --> 00:32:46,090 It's a miracle she lasted that long. 461 00:32:46,590 --> 00:32:51,679 Truth is, people who think they're normal can't understand us. 462 00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:54,932 Normal? They're the weird ones. 463 00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:58,936 People are a mess, they rush into the street 'cause there's a crosswalk 464 00:32:58,977 --> 00:33:02,690 and then they walk slowly as if to challenge me. 465 00:33:02,731 --> 00:33:05,734 - Puh-leeze! Puh-leeze! - Puh-leeze? 466 00:33:05,776 --> 00:33:07,903 Puh-leeze! Puh-leeze! 467 00:33:09,071 --> 00:33:11,281 What are you doing? 468 00:33:11,323 --> 00:33:14,201 Harmonizing. Does it bother you? 469 00:33:14,243 --> 00:33:17,621 - Harmonizing. Does it bother you? - And I'm disinfecting. 470 00:33:17,663 --> 00:33:19,248 Disinfecting. 471 00:33:19,289 --> 00:33:22,126 - Are they all like this? - You bet. 472 00:33:23,794 --> 00:33:28,257 I'm tidy and symmetrical, that's why I repeat things twice. 473 00:33:28,298 --> 00:33:31,009 That's why I repeat things twice. 474 00:33:31,051 --> 00:33:34,388 I like tidiness and things being repeated twice. 475 00:33:34,430 --> 00:33:39,351 I watch some movies twice so I don't miss out on the good parts. 476 00:33:39,393 --> 00:33:44,898 - So you do like something apart from work? - Yes, as of today he does. 477 00:33:49,611 --> 00:33:51,697 Tic-teek-tag! 478 00:33:51,739 --> 00:33:54,783 He's good, good, he's coordinated, coordinated. 479 00:33:54,825 --> 00:33:57,703 My wife and I even took tango lessons. 480 00:33:57,745 --> 00:34:01,165 It was all great, till we got to the dip. 481 00:34:01,707 --> 00:34:03,917 She had a cast for 28 days. 482 00:34:03,959 --> 00:34:06,295 My father taught dance, 483 00:34:06,336 --> 00:34:08,130 he made everyone dance. 484 00:34:08,172 --> 00:34:10,174 You should take it up again, you're good. 485 00:34:10,215 --> 00:34:12,426 My father taught dance, he made everyone dance. 486 00:34:12,468 --> 00:34:15,179 How, without a partner? 487 00:34:15,220 --> 00:34:19,183 - Your wife wants to leave you too? - Unless Dr. Stern helps me... 488 00:34:19,224 --> 00:34:22,978 Then let's leave it to Dr. Stern and just wait. 489 00:34:23,020 --> 00:34:26,148 - And be quiet. - You start. 490 00:34:35,991 --> 00:34:39,620 My name is Bianca and I'm a lab technician. 491 00:34:39,661 --> 00:34:41,538 A chemist. 492 00:34:42,456 --> 00:34:45,751 This issue started about three years ago, 493 00:34:45,793 --> 00:34:48,545 after I did... 494 00:34:48,587 --> 00:34:50,714 something else. 495 00:34:50,756 --> 00:34:52,424 What? 496 00:34:52,466 --> 00:34:56,845 Jesus! First you said "Leave it to Dr. Stern" and now you're talking? 497 00:34:56,887 --> 00:35:01,809 - You hate me because I'm sane. - No, I just hate you. 498 00:35:01,850 --> 00:35:03,936 - Emilio, cool it. - Sorry. 499 00:35:03,977 --> 00:35:05,771 Let's support Bianca. 500 00:35:05,813 --> 00:35:08,023 - "Petite putain!" - Nice... 501 00:35:08,065 --> 00:35:10,025 It's nothing personal. 502 00:35:16,532 --> 00:35:19,576 I made a video... 503 00:35:19,618 --> 00:35:23,872 with my ex-boyfriend, who's a co-worker. 504 00:35:23,914 --> 00:35:27,042 - Bianca! - Ehi. - You're looking great. 505 00:35:27,084 --> 00:35:28,919 I know. 506 00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:35,175 Hi. Hey! Sorry. 507 00:35:35,759 --> 00:35:37,553 Hey. 508 00:35:39,930 --> 00:35:42,349 You're done with Matteo? 509 00:35:42,724 --> 00:35:45,143 Yes. It worked for a bit... 510 00:35:45,185 --> 00:35:49,565 - We saw how it worked. - Another, please. 511 00:35:49,606 --> 00:35:52,693 - Huh? - We saw how it worked. 512 00:35:53,694 --> 00:35:55,863 Yes. From... 513 00:35:56,697 --> 00:35:59,741 - The video. - What video? Thank you. 514 00:35:59,783 --> 00:36:01,660 That video... 515 00:36:02,411 --> 00:36:05,205 The video, of the two of you. 516 00:36:05,247 --> 00:36:07,624 Your video. 517 00:36:09,418 --> 00:36:12,004 Our video? My video? 518 00:36:13,589 --> 00:36:17,134 - Yes. - What video? - You know... 519 00:36:25,475 --> 00:36:28,353 That video is online? 520 00:36:29,688 --> 00:36:32,441 Why didn't you fucking tell me? 521 00:36:32,482 --> 00:36:36,737 Bianca, at first we weren't even sure it was you. 522 00:36:36,778 --> 00:36:40,616 Yeah. From behind... 523 00:36:40,657 --> 00:36:45,829 I didn't really see the video... But you came off good. 524 00:36:46,872 --> 00:36:51,126 - Think I care how I came off? - Well... 525 00:36:51,835 --> 00:36:54,254 You know what I meant. 526 00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:27,204 - Poor thing, poor thing. - No! Asshole, asshole! 527 00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:30,332 Asshole, asshole! Asshole, asshole! 528 00:37:30,374 --> 00:37:33,377 It was something we did together, 529 00:37:33,418 --> 00:37:35,379 it was private. 530 00:37:35,420 --> 00:37:39,341 Ever since then, I can't help but feel... 531 00:37:40,509 --> 00:37:42,761 I feel dirty and... 532 00:37:42,803 --> 00:37:46,556 I feel everyone's piercing stares. Sorry. 533 00:37:46,598 --> 00:37:49,309 No, it's not your fault. 534 00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:52,771 Of course it's not your fault. 535 00:37:58,193 --> 00:38:01,989 I should smash his face. Then she would feel better. 536 00:38:02,030 --> 00:38:05,075 That's the first smart thing I've heard you say. 537 00:38:05,117 --> 00:38:07,494 Want a kiss too? I'm single. 538 00:38:07,536 --> 00:38:09,496 Don't push it. 539 00:38:13,375 --> 00:38:15,168 Tic-teek-tag! 540 00:38:35,939 --> 00:38:38,692 First room on the right. 541 00:38:46,533 --> 00:38:48,452 You okay? 542 00:38:50,037 --> 00:38:51,997 Not really. 543 00:38:52,956 --> 00:38:56,168 - Can I help you? - I went crazy. 544 00:38:56,209 --> 00:38:59,046 God. I'm sorry. 545 00:38:59,087 --> 00:39:01,131 - Sorry. - Why are you in here? 546 00:39:01,173 --> 00:39:03,717 To help take the edge off. 547 00:39:04,426 --> 00:39:08,430 You have post-traumatic stress disorder, which is better. 548 00:39:08,472 --> 00:39:12,350 - Better? - Meaning you can get over yours. 549 00:39:12,392 --> 00:39:16,146 - I can't. - Excuse me. - Mine's not PTSD. 550 00:39:16,188 --> 00:39:17,939 May I? 551 00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:23,695 - We'll see what Dr. Stern says about that. - I know, even without seeing the... 552 00:39:23,737 --> 00:39:26,823 - What? - Nothing. - Seeing what? - Nothing. 553 00:39:26,865 --> 00:39:29,034 Is the video still online? 554 00:39:32,204 --> 00:39:35,499 Sorry... There's something... 555 00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:40,796 Need this? 556 00:40:02,025 --> 00:40:05,612 - Everything okay? I heard some... - Yes, thanks. 557 00:40:08,657 --> 00:40:10,367 May I? 558 00:40:11,868 --> 00:40:13,245 May I? 559 00:40:14,079 --> 00:40:16,331 I'm Liliana. 560 00:40:16,373 --> 00:40:18,792 Everyone calls me Lilly. 561 00:40:18,834 --> 00:40:22,212 I'm 23 and I work in a gym. 562 00:40:22,254 --> 00:40:25,674 And since I repeat exercises twice, my classes are booked solid. 563 00:40:25,715 --> 00:40:29,469 I'm Liliana, everyone calls me Lilly. I'm 23 and I work in a gym. 564 00:40:29,511 --> 00:40:32,806 And since I repeat exercises twice, my classes are booked solid. 565 00:40:32,848 --> 00:40:35,892 This started after my father died. 566 00:40:39,688 --> 00:40:42,149 This started after my father died. 567 00:40:46,027 --> 00:40:50,157 There's something in my head 568 00:40:50,198 --> 00:40:52,409 that makes me repeat. 569 00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:54,911 There's something in my head that makes me repeat. 570 00:40:54,953 --> 00:40:58,081 - You always do it? - Not always, always. 571 00:40:58,123 --> 00:40:59,958 - Sure? - Not always, always. 572 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:03,753 - Sure, sure? - Repeating is the apotheosis of symmetry. 573 00:41:03,795 --> 00:41:08,508 Repeating is the apotheosis of symmetry. Don't step on the lines, on the lines. 574 00:41:08,550 --> 00:41:10,177 It must not be easy. 575 00:41:10,218 --> 00:41:14,472 No, no, it's very difficult. No, no, it's very difficult. 576 00:41:19,060 --> 00:41:22,272 Not many people around me understand. 577 00:41:22,981 --> 00:41:25,400 You know how that is. 578 00:41:25,442 --> 00:41:29,070 Not many people around me understand. You know how that is. 579 00:41:29,112 --> 00:41:32,324 But I try to make new friends. 580 00:41:32,365 --> 00:41:35,160 But I try to make new friends. 581 00:41:35,785 --> 00:41:39,831 Go down slowly. Reach for your feet. 582 00:41:39,873 --> 00:41:41,791 Hi, Lilly! 583 00:41:42,792 --> 00:41:45,921 - Lilly, beer? - Sure, sure. 584 00:41:45,962 --> 00:41:47,923 Coming. 585 00:41:51,468 --> 00:41:56,223 Monia and I are looking into this metabolic walking workshop. 586 00:41:56,264 --> 00:41:59,935 It'll take place outdoors, at the beach. 587 00:41:59,976 --> 00:42:04,105 - Want to come? - Sure, sure. Let's, let's. 588 00:42:08,944 --> 00:42:13,031 Sorry. I can never find things in here. 589 00:42:20,830 --> 00:42:22,624 Hello? 590 00:42:23,250 --> 00:42:26,461 Sorry, it's my brother. I have to take it. 591 00:42:47,941 --> 00:42:49,943 Sorry. 592 00:42:49,985 --> 00:42:51,987 Sorry. 593 00:42:52,654 --> 00:42:56,074 I can't stand clutter, I can't stand clutter. 594 00:42:56,116 --> 00:42:59,703 So messy, so messy, it gives me anxiety, anxiety. 595 00:43:00,996 --> 00:43:02,872 How about you? 596 00:43:04,708 --> 00:43:06,459 How about you? 597 00:43:06,501 --> 00:43:10,630 Maybe we should take some time to think about that workshop. 598 00:43:13,091 --> 00:43:15,635 Everyone avoids me. 599 00:43:16,219 --> 00:43:18,430 I feel a bit alone. 600 00:43:19,180 --> 00:43:23,351 Everyone avoids me, I feel a bit alone. 601 00:43:23,393 --> 00:43:26,271 - I feel alone too. - I feel alone too. 602 00:43:27,439 --> 00:43:29,858 - Me too. - Me too... fuck! 603 00:43:29,899 --> 00:43:34,195 Everyone apart from you, your life is full of parties, dinners... 604 00:43:34,237 --> 00:43:39,117 You really are unpleasant. And there's no cure for that! 605 00:43:39,159 --> 00:43:43,913 Well, you really are touchy, and there's no cure for that! 606 00:43:46,416 --> 00:43:48,168 Tic-teek-tag! 607 00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:53,340 You know, Lilly, in my head there's also another me 608 00:43:53,381 --> 00:43:56,301 who forces me to do what you see. 609 00:43:56,343 --> 00:44:00,513 Yeah, at times I really want to hurt someone. 610 00:44:05,810 --> 00:44:10,940 I have dreams, I fantasize, about my boss who keeps repeating 611 00:44:10,982 --> 00:44:14,861 that if I don't work hard enough I won't pass the trial period. 612 00:44:14,903 --> 00:44:18,656 But then his mouth gets sewn up like in "The Matrix". 613 00:44:18,698 --> 00:44:20,825 You know? 614 00:44:25,830 --> 00:44:28,166 - Go away! - I agree with your boss. 615 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:32,962 I also have doubts that you'll pass the trial period. 616 00:44:34,672 --> 00:44:38,676 - Thinking about hurting someone and doing it are different? - Yes, yes. 617 00:44:38,718 --> 00:44:41,805 - It would make me feel guilty. - Yes, yes. 618 00:44:41,846 --> 00:44:44,974 - Feel guilty and feel crazy. - Yes, yes. 619 00:44:45,016 --> 00:44:47,352 - You like Otto? - Yes, yes. 620 00:44:47,394 --> 00:44:49,187 No, no! 621 00:44:49,229 --> 00:44:52,023 Don't tease me. Don't tease me. 622 00:44:52,065 --> 00:44:57,112 Sorry, it was a dumb joke. Sorry, it was a dumb joke. 623 00:44:57,153 --> 00:44:59,739 Oh God, it's contagious. 624 00:45:00,865 --> 00:45:03,159 I read something Dr. Stern wrote: 625 00:45:03,201 --> 00:45:07,330 life is 10% what happens and 90% how we react. 626 00:45:07,372 --> 00:45:09,332 - I react poorly. - Me too. 627 00:45:09,374 --> 00:45:12,794 I thought coming here would relax me. If I think it, it'll happen. 628 00:45:12,836 --> 00:45:17,715 Then I worried it wouldn't happen, and I'd just be wasting my time. 629 00:45:17,757 --> 00:45:21,219 - So anxious, so anxious. - This anxiety will last forever. 630 00:45:21,261 --> 00:45:25,014 If it lasts forever, I'll lose control, but feeling anxious is dumb. 631 00:45:25,056 --> 00:45:27,767 Feeling anxious is dumb, dumb. 632 00:45:28,726 --> 00:45:31,229 Am I the only one hearing a phone? 633 00:45:31,271 --> 00:45:33,398 - No, no, no. - It's real. 634 00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:35,775 Why isn't anyone answering? 635 00:45:35,817 --> 00:45:38,653 Miss? Miss? 636 00:45:40,864 --> 00:45:44,576 - Hello? - Is it the doctor? - No, it's Tiziana. 637 00:45:44,617 --> 00:45:48,079 Excuse me. Tiziana, news? 638 00:45:48,121 --> 00:45:52,750 - You're paid to talk to friends? - Talk later, bye. 639 00:45:52,792 --> 00:45:56,963 Instead of wasting time, why not call the airline? 640 00:45:57,005 --> 00:46:00,008 - That's why I called Tiziana. - Why Tiziana? 641 00:46:00,049 --> 00:46:02,385 - She's a flight attendant. - Flight attendant? 642 00:46:02,427 --> 00:46:06,764 Yes, a very good flight attendant and a very good friend. 643 00:46:06,806 --> 00:46:10,018 - Is that so? - Yes, she's sensitive. 644 00:46:10,059 --> 00:46:13,688 She was a real help when I became a widow. 645 00:46:16,232 --> 00:46:19,194 My husband Giorgio passed unexpectedly last year. 646 00:46:19,235 --> 00:46:21,571 My two kids, Arturo and Paoletto. 647 00:46:21,613 --> 00:46:24,365 - They passed too? - No, don't be dramatic. 648 00:46:24,407 --> 00:46:27,702 - Dramatic? - It was night... 649 00:46:28,328 --> 00:46:30,079 Oops. 650 00:46:30,121 --> 00:46:32,123 Around 10:00 PM. 651 00:46:32,165 --> 00:46:35,877 We'd just finished eating chickpea soup. 652 00:46:35,919 --> 00:46:39,172 I messed it up, added too much salt. 653 00:46:39,214 --> 00:46:41,382 Giorgio said he didn't feel well. 654 00:46:41,424 --> 00:46:46,930 I said: "Giorgio, Giorgio, what's wrong? You didn't like the soup?" 655 00:46:51,017 --> 00:46:53,144 It wasn't the soup. 656 00:46:53,186 --> 00:46:57,190 So I gave him CPR because, like I mentioned, 657 00:46:57,232 --> 00:47:00,527 I took that first aid occupational safety course. 658 00:47:00,568 --> 00:47:03,821 And that's how I got this job. 659 00:47:03,863 --> 00:47:07,283 Sorry, I don't know why I'm telling you all of this. 660 00:47:07,325 --> 00:47:09,452 - Indeed... - Yeah, why? 661 00:47:09,494 --> 00:47:13,665 - You already have your own major problems. - Major... 662 00:47:13,706 --> 00:47:16,125 Never mind mine. 663 00:47:16,167 --> 00:47:20,296 - I sensed it, from your empathetic eyes. - Thanks. 664 00:47:20,338 --> 00:47:24,300 Those who've suffered in life can better understand others. 665 00:47:24,342 --> 00:47:28,763 That's why I wanted this job. To be in contact with people. 666 00:47:28,805 --> 00:47:32,725 You know, the year before tragedy struck my husband, 667 00:47:32,767 --> 00:47:35,228 on a spring day, my aunt Ornella... 668 00:47:35,270 --> 00:47:41,484 Enough! You're a pain in the ass, got it? Call Dr. Stern! Where the hell is he? 669 00:47:42,735 --> 00:47:46,072 - Sorry. - Geez! 670 00:47:46,114 --> 00:47:49,617 All I can tell you is that the plane just took off from Prague. 671 00:47:49,659 --> 00:47:51,786 - Prague?! - Prague?! 672 00:47:51,828 --> 00:47:56,165 - And I believe the doctor is on board. - You "believe"? 673 00:47:56,207 --> 00:47:59,961 - You're not even sure he's on board? - No. 674 00:48:00,003 --> 00:48:06,050 Can you tell this great luminary Dr. Stern that he's a quack, a buffoon! 675 00:48:06,092 --> 00:48:09,554 Don't take it out on her. Poor thing, come on. 676 00:48:09,596 --> 00:48:13,182 I'll wait. I want to see what he says and if I don't like it... 677 00:48:13,224 --> 00:48:15,643 I'll wait too and when he shows up... 678 00:48:18,396 --> 00:48:22,567 - Not sure what that is, but I'll gladly watch. - It'll be brutal. 679 00:48:22,609 --> 00:48:28,531 I'm leaving. What kind of person schedules an appointment and doesn't show up? 680 00:48:28,573 --> 00:48:31,159 No, no, please. Miss, don't go. 681 00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:34,078 - The plane took off. - Sure. 682 00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:36,497 It won't be long. 683 00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:40,293 Just be patient, I'm sure he'll be here soon. 684 00:48:40,335 --> 00:48:42,879 Planes are fast nowadays. 685 00:48:47,425 --> 00:48:49,177 Okay? 686 00:48:49,677 --> 00:48:52,930 - Goodbye. - No, stay. 687 00:48:52,972 --> 00:48:55,767 - Don't leave. - No, no. 688 00:48:55,808 --> 00:48:58,019 You can go. 689 00:48:58,519 --> 00:49:01,147 No, but... 690 00:49:01,189 --> 00:49:05,109 What's going on? You're all up and leaving? 691 00:49:05,151 --> 00:49:09,822 - It'll take ages to get another appointment. - Who wants one!? 692 00:49:09,864 --> 00:49:15,787 Yeah, sure, you'll be calling soon enough and begging for an appointment... 693 00:49:15,828 --> 00:49:19,791 I'll never seen you again but you should report that louse. 694 00:49:19,832 --> 00:49:24,170 I didn't exactly tell you everything that was in the video. 695 00:49:24,212 --> 00:49:26,172 Can't be that bad... 696 00:49:43,648 --> 00:49:47,944 Dear God... Anyway, that's beside the point. 697 00:49:47,985 --> 00:49:52,115 You're the victim. Anything goes in the bedroom, but it should stay there. 698 00:49:52,156 --> 00:49:54,117 He committed a crime. 699 00:49:54,158 --> 00:49:58,162 I hoped everyone would forget, but I can't seem to forget. 700 00:49:58,204 --> 00:50:02,083 What a pity. There was a nice vibe. 701 00:50:02,125 --> 00:50:06,963 We could've done that thing you mentioned about group therapy. 702 00:50:07,004 --> 00:50:10,383 - But not without the girls. - Without the girls... 703 00:50:11,509 --> 00:50:14,887 If I were your age, I'd go follow her. 704 00:50:14,929 --> 00:50:18,349 - Who? - That cute girl who avoids lines. 705 00:50:21,060 --> 00:50:24,397 You think outbursts won my wife over? 706 00:50:24,897 --> 00:50:27,608 - Vado! - It was tic-teek-tag. - Huh? 707 00:50:27,650 --> 00:50:30,528 Outbursts attract, and tic-teek-tag sparks love. 708 00:50:30,570 --> 00:50:35,158 - So it's not my fault? - No, he's the one who should feel guilty. 709 00:50:35,199 --> 00:50:37,827 He doesn't feel guilty at all. 710 00:50:37,869 --> 00:50:41,581 That's unbelievable. How can he show his face at work? 711 00:50:41,622 --> 00:50:45,126 He just comes to work and shows his normal face. 712 00:50:45,168 --> 00:50:49,630 - Everyone treats him normally. - And nobody defended you. 713 00:50:49,672 --> 00:50:51,799 Typical. 714 00:50:53,176 --> 00:50:55,928 - Everything okay, okay? - Yes. 715 00:51:23,331 --> 00:51:25,166 Hold on. 716 00:51:26,042 --> 00:51:30,838 Who says we need Dr. Stern? There's a way to save this day. 717 00:51:32,215 --> 00:51:34,842 But we need you. 718 00:51:38,930 --> 00:51:44,101 Otto, you're a good kid but I came here to see the doctor. 719 00:51:46,646 --> 00:51:48,606 Thanks. 720 00:51:54,529 --> 00:51:56,739 PROF. F. STERN OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER (OCD) 721 00:51:56,781 --> 00:52:01,118 - You can sit in here. - You won't tell the doctor? 722 00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:04,789 No, I won't say a word to him. 723 00:52:04,831 --> 00:52:08,960 In any case, don't do any weird stuff or cause trouble. 724 00:52:09,001 --> 00:52:14,340 So, Otto... we're supposed to do an exercise all together? 725 00:52:14,382 --> 00:52:19,470 Yes, it's easy. We take turns facing our issues in front of the group. 726 00:52:19,512 --> 00:52:23,558 For three minutes, the group focuses on one person. 727 00:52:23,599 --> 00:52:27,270 The group is like the doctor. The group is like the doctor. 728 00:52:27,311 --> 00:52:30,273 - Exactly. - Even with the best of intentions... 729 00:52:30,314 --> 00:52:33,442 How can we solve long-lasting issues in three minutes? 730 00:52:33,484 --> 00:52:36,988 True. But at the very worst, we didn't waste much time. 731 00:52:37,029 --> 00:52:38,990 Six of us, 18 minutes total. 732 00:52:39,031 --> 00:52:41,033 - You made a mistake. - Why? 733 00:52:41,075 --> 00:52:43,870 15 minutes, there are five of us. 734 00:52:43,911 --> 00:52:47,582 That's why I wasn't hearing that annoying echo. 735 00:52:47,623 --> 00:52:50,334 I paid parking for the whole day, 736 00:52:50,376 --> 00:52:52,503 I may as well stay. 737 00:52:52,545 --> 00:52:54,922 - I bet you missed me. - Please. 738 00:52:54,964 --> 00:52:57,967 - Welcome back. - We're doing an exercise. 739 00:52:58,009 --> 00:53:02,763 Okay: for three minutes no insults or vulgar gestures. 740 00:53:02,805 --> 00:53:06,142 Me? I'm first? That's hard. 741 00:53:06,183 --> 00:53:09,186 - Who'll keep the time? - Who else? 742 00:53:10,605 --> 00:53:12,398 Do it. 743 00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:16,652 Five, four, three two, one... go! 744 00:53:29,916 --> 00:53:32,168 - Shitface! - Off to a good start. 745 00:53:32,209 --> 00:53:35,463 When I'm stressed out, it gets worse, I say... 746 00:53:35,504 --> 00:53:38,549 - Tic-teek-tag! Shithead! - Much better... 747 00:53:38,591 --> 00:53:41,302 Enough with the bad vibes. 748 00:53:41,344 --> 00:53:46,891 Come here, sit here in front of me. Give it to me, look at me. 749 00:53:46,933 --> 00:53:50,478 Say whatever comes to mind, any adjective. Describe me. 750 00:53:50,519 --> 00:53:53,940 - I have some suggestions. - Tell her to shut up. 751 00:53:53,981 --> 00:53:58,027 He's right. It's harder to swear while looking at him. 752 00:53:59,528 --> 00:54:01,948 You are... 753 00:54:03,532 --> 00:54:06,410 mathematical. 754 00:54:06,452 --> 00:54:10,164 Nice... long-winded... 755 00:54:10,206 --> 00:54:12,166 taxi driver... 756 00:54:12,208 --> 00:54:15,294 a jackas... jack of all trades. 757 00:54:15,336 --> 00:54:17,171 - Good! - Good, good. 758 00:54:17,213 --> 00:54:20,424 Booger, turkey, poop-head. 759 00:54:21,968 --> 00:54:25,680 But he's starting to tone down the swears. 760 00:54:25,721 --> 00:54:27,765 - Dickhead. - No. 761 00:54:28,349 --> 00:54:32,770 Tissues. In case there are any emotional breakdowns. 762 00:54:32,812 --> 00:54:35,231 They could come in handy. 763 00:54:35,272 --> 00:54:39,527 - It seems to be going well. Nobody is... - Yes. 764 00:54:39,568 --> 00:54:41,779 - Time left? - 1.10 minutes. 765 00:54:41,821 --> 00:54:46,575 - Tell us what your typical day's like. - Without swearing? Obviously. 766 00:54:46,617 --> 00:54:50,413 I wake up in the morning, I get out of bed, 767 00:54:50,454 --> 00:54:54,417 I drink coffee with no sugar and... 768 00:54:54,458 --> 00:54:58,129 - I shit myself. - Coffee does that! 769 00:54:58,170 --> 00:55:02,008 - Good one. - Then I have breakfast with... 770 00:55:04,677 --> 00:55:07,138 - Cookies? - No! - Jam? 771 00:55:07,179 --> 00:55:09,432 Omelette? 772 00:55:09,473 --> 00:55:11,809 - Toast? - No! - Crêpe, crêpe? 773 00:55:11,851 --> 00:55:16,063 - Cuba libre? - "Hijo de puta!" Up yours! 774 00:55:16,105 --> 00:55:18,315 And I've never been to Spain. 775 00:55:18,357 --> 00:55:20,818 - Time? - Done. 776 00:55:20,860 --> 00:55:22,987 This means orange juice. 777 00:55:23,029 --> 00:55:24,697 - Right. - Downwards. 778 00:55:24,739 --> 00:55:29,243 I shouldn't have gone first, I'm a morale-killer. 779 00:55:30,995 --> 00:55:33,873 When I talk, I embarrass people who are with me, 780 00:55:33,914 --> 00:55:36,292 like my wife and daughter. 781 00:55:36,333 --> 00:55:39,587 - It's all right. - What did you say? 782 00:55:42,757 --> 00:55:44,592 It's all right. 783 00:55:44,633 --> 00:55:49,263 Even if only one of us succeeds, it gives us all hope. 784 00:55:49,305 --> 00:55:51,015 You can say that again! 785 00:55:51,057 --> 00:55:55,269 Even if only one of us manages, it gives us all hope. 786 00:55:55,311 --> 00:55:57,897 Yes, Lilly, that's the spirit! 787 00:55:57,938 --> 00:56:01,442 - My turn. - Here goes. 788 00:56:01,484 --> 00:56:03,611 - I'll try not to count. - Go! 789 00:56:03,652 --> 00:56:05,988 - I won't count. - Do it. 790 00:56:06,447 --> 00:56:08,616 Tell us about your fiancée. 791 00:56:08,657 --> 00:56:12,661 - Ex. - Right, ex... 792 00:56:12,703 --> 00:56:15,623 She has a name. Stefania. 793 00:56:16,123 --> 00:56:18,250 Stefania is... 794 00:56:18,292 --> 00:56:20,211 sweet... 795 00:56:20,252 --> 00:56:23,547 cheerful, romantic... 796 00:56:24,799 --> 00:56:26,634 Thirty... 797 00:56:26,675 --> 00:56:29,345 Thirty-nine is her age. 798 00:56:30,930 --> 00:56:35,309 To be exact, 468 months and 12 days, for a total of... 799 00:56:35,351 --> 00:56:39,605 - 14,200... - Forget Stefania, rewind. 800 00:56:43,651 --> 00:56:48,030 - Why should I rewind? - To a time when you didn't count. 801 00:56:48,072 --> 00:56:52,660 If you go back to that time, you can stop counting now too. 802 00:56:52,701 --> 00:56:55,788 - Try. - Yeah. - Hey... 803 00:56:55,830 --> 00:56:59,500 - Are you experimenting on me? - No! 804 00:56:59,542 --> 00:57:01,961 Calm down, don't get worked up. 805 00:57:02,002 --> 00:57:05,214 Telling me to calm down makes me more worked up. 806 00:57:05,256 --> 00:57:08,467 That's who you remind me of. My teacher Miss Massafra! 807 00:57:08,509 --> 00:57:10,845 - Me? - Yes. 808 00:57:10,886 --> 00:57:14,014 You must've been a problem child. 809 00:57:14,056 --> 00:57:17,017 No, I wasn't a problem child, I was like this. 810 00:57:17,059 --> 00:57:21,188 She said I was an idiot, high-strung, and overly exuberant. 811 00:57:21,230 --> 00:57:23,649 "Calm yourself by counting", she said. 812 00:57:23,691 --> 00:57:27,611 So I'd count and count, and now I'm not supposed to count?! 813 00:57:27,653 --> 00:57:30,906 Maybe it's best you count. Just count, Emilio. 814 00:57:30,948 --> 00:57:33,159 - Count, count. - Count. 815 00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:37,329 Count. Three minutes and four seconds. Time's up. 816 00:57:38,455 --> 00:57:41,125 Goodness, what a mess. 817 00:57:41,167 --> 00:57:45,462 - This isn't therapy, it's a farce. - I think he's right. 818 00:57:45,504 --> 00:57:49,884 No, you made an effort and we were all with you. 819 00:57:49,925 --> 00:57:54,221 It was impressive and you really... sucked ass! 820 00:57:54,263 --> 00:57:57,224 Let's call it quits. 821 00:57:59,226 --> 00:58:01,520 My turn. 822 00:58:02,354 --> 00:58:04,982 Don't I have a right to my three minutes? 823 00:58:05,024 --> 00:58:07,484 - Sure, everyone does. - Yes. 824 00:58:08,194 --> 00:58:09,695 Well? 825 00:58:13,741 --> 00:58:17,119 - Let us hug you. - No. - Yes. 826 00:58:17,161 --> 00:58:20,789 - Yes, let us hug you, let us hug you. - Gently. 827 00:58:20,831 --> 00:58:22,291 - God. - Ready? 828 00:58:22,333 --> 00:58:25,586 - Gently. - Go. You got this. 829 00:58:25,628 --> 00:58:29,965 - Too much? May I? - No, enough! 830 00:58:31,258 --> 00:58:33,344 I give up. 831 00:58:33,385 --> 00:58:37,014 Don't touch me, don't! Don't look at me! 832 00:58:40,893 --> 00:58:42,895 What's that? 833 00:58:43,687 --> 00:58:46,023 Nothing, why? 834 00:58:46,065 --> 00:58:48,275 - You found my video? - No! 835 00:58:48,317 --> 00:58:50,444 No way, he's not that sharp. 836 00:58:50,486 --> 00:58:52,488 - What are you watching? - It's... 837 00:58:52,529 --> 00:58:55,199 You're watching my video, you found it. 838 00:58:55,241 --> 00:58:56,825 No! 839 00:58:56,867 --> 00:58:59,536 - I will toss this. - Gimme the fucking phone! 840 00:58:59,578 --> 00:59:02,081 - No! - It's not my fault you let him film you... 841 00:59:02,122 --> 00:59:04,667 This is not who I am. 842 00:59:06,168 --> 00:59:08,921 No, in fact, it's not you. 843 00:59:12,675 --> 00:59:18,013 Shame on you, we're trying to help her and you're watching cat videos? 844 00:59:18,055 --> 00:59:21,392 My boss always sends these videos, we're supposed to laugh. 845 00:59:21,433 --> 00:59:24,853 My co-worker is always the first to add a reaction. 846 00:59:24,895 --> 00:59:28,649 Enough with that phone, go apologize! 847 00:59:29,650 --> 00:59:33,612 - I apologize for... - No, I apologize, to all of you. 848 00:59:33,654 --> 00:59:37,950 Well, the two of you shared these three minutes. 849 00:59:37,992 --> 00:59:42,162 No, I wasn't focused enough. It's my turn now, right? 850 01:00:05,185 --> 01:00:08,605 That's mine, sorry. Tiziana? 851 01:00:12,151 --> 01:00:14,611 - How long has it been? - Twenty seconds. 852 01:00:14,653 --> 01:00:16,864 I can do it. 853 01:00:17,448 --> 01:00:19,074 I heard a message! 854 01:00:19,116 --> 01:00:21,035 - No... - Yes, yes. 855 01:00:21,076 --> 01:00:22,953 Yes. 856 01:00:22,995 --> 01:00:25,164 - A message, message. - WhatsApp! 857 01:00:25,205 --> 01:00:27,374 They're texting you. 858 01:00:28,292 --> 01:00:31,295 - Calm down! - Here's an idea... 859 01:00:31,337 --> 01:00:35,049 - Think of something that relaxes you. - The beach, beach. 860 01:00:35,090 --> 01:00:37,593 I like the beach. 861 01:00:37,634 --> 01:00:40,512 Breeze, sea... 862 01:00:40,554 --> 01:00:42,973 Blue water. 863 01:00:43,015 --> 01:00:45,642 Blue check marks, it's unread. 864 01:00:46,435 --> 01:00:49,772 - Who cares if it's unread! - Don't think about your phone. 865 01:00:49,813 --> 01:00:52,274 Gee, thanks, Einstein. 866 01:00:52,316 --> 01:00:56,070 If I tell you not to think about a giraffe, you'll think about a giraffe. 867 01:00:56,111 --> 01:00:58,405 - A giraffe's in my mind now! - See? 868 01:00:58,447 --> 01:01:01,784 I have a gang-bang in mind, I guess that's my giraffe. 869 01:01:01,825 --> 01:01:07,498 Please, this is my trial year. If I don't answer, I'll get fired. It's important. 870 01:01:07,539 --> 01:01:10,209 Who has the key? 871 01:01:10,751 --> 01:01:12,669 You? The key... 872 01:01:14,129 --> 01:01:15,672 Him? 873 01:01:16,965 --> 01:01:18,801 - Me? - Her? 874 01:01:18,842 --> 01:01:21,261 - I have it? - Yes. 875 01:01:21,303 --> 01:01:24,348 - No, I think I lost it. - Lost it? 876 01:01:25,057 --> 01:01:27,935 No! I can't find it. 877 01:01:27,976 --> 01:01:30,437 - Hold on. - Who gave her the key? 878 01:01:30,479 --> 01:01:32,481 - You did. - True. 879 01:01:32,523 --> 01:01:35,901 - She put it... - Please! 880 01:01:37,277 --> 01:01:42,199 - I even lost my car keys! - So you have some issues too? 881 01:01:42,241 --> 01:01:44,326 That's serious, 882 01:01:44,368 --> 01:01:47,204 if someone finds her car keys 883 01:01:47,246 --> 01:01:50,666 they can steal her car and go commit a robbery. 884 01:01:50,707 --> 01:01:54,044 They'll trace the plates back to her, the judge will think it was... 885 01:01:54,086 --> 01:01:58,424 Found them! My car keys, sorry. 886 01:01:59,425 --> 01:02:01,885 He's going through withdrawal. 887 01:02:01,927 --> 01:02:04,680 - What are you afraid of? - What do you think? 888 01:02:04,721 --> 01:02:10,519 If I don't answer, they'll replace me with someone who never sleeps. Should I quit? 889 01:02:10,561 --> 01:02:13,605 And throw away all those years of studying? 890 01:02:13,647 --> 01:02:17,693 What'll I tell my parents? That I failed but the others didn't? 891 01:02:23,949 --> 01:02:26,660 - What... You kissed me. - Yes, yes. 892 01:02:26,702 --> 01:02:29,830 Thanks, Lilly, you shut him up! 893 01:02:29,872 --> 01:02:31,874 I was ready to kiss him myself! 894 01:02:31,915 --> 01:02:34,418 He almost broke the cabinet! 895 01:02:34,460 --> 01:02:38,881 - You're looking better now. - Here it is, I found the key. 896 01:02:38,922 --> 01:02:42,009 - I tried to tell you... - Your house keys? 897 01:02:42,050 --> 01:02:45,888 - Hold on, come on, wait. No! - Your house keys. 898 01:02:45,929 --> 01:02:48,724 No, no, no! 899 01:02:48,765 --> 01:02:52,060 - Time? - 15 seconds to go. 900 01:03:10,787 --> 01:03:14,249 I can't do it, I can't do it. It's too hard, too hard. 901 01:03:14,291 --> 01:03:16,126 Focus on the lines. 902 01:03:16,168 --> 01:03:18,795 Step on one, just one. 903 01:03:18,837 --> 01:03:23,717 Watch me do it. If I can step on them, so can you. 904 01:03:24,009 --> 01:03:26,595 - Okay, okay. - Do it. 905 01:03:33,894 --> 01:03:35,687 Oh well... 906 01:03:39,233 --> 01:03:42,528 Close your eyes and take my hands. 907 01:04:11,890 --> 01:04:14,101 Hold on tight. 908 01:04:52,764 --> 01:04:54,975 She's got a radar. 909 01:04:59,313 --> 01:05:02,024 You didn't step on a single line. 910 01:05:02,065 --> 01:05:04,401 - That's a skill. - Fuck. 911 01:05:04,443 --> 01:05:06,695 Just one fuck? 912 01:05:06,737 --> 01:05:09,323 I was expecting two. 913 01:05:10,032 --> 01:05:12,743 That's a step forward. 914 01:05:15,162 --> 01:05:17,289 Sorry. 915 01:05:17,331 --> 01:05:19,499 Sorry. 916 01:05:21,460 --> 01:05:25,213 I'm just tired, I'm just tired. 917 01:05:28,342 --> 01:05:30,761 Everyone says it'll go away. 918 01:05:30,802 --> 01:05:34,348 Everyone says it'll go away, but it hasn't gone away. 919 01:05:34,389 --> 01:05:36,850 It hasn't gone away. 920 01:05:40,312 --> 01:05:43,357 At my father's funeral... 921 01:05:44,399 --> 01:05:48,820 At my father's funeral, everyone said: 922 01:05:48,862 --> 01:05:51,490 "We're here for you, here for you." 923 01:05:51,531 --> 01:05:56,036 And I kept repeating to myself that they would be there for me. 924 01:05:56,078 --> 01:05:58,413 But nobody was! 925 01:05:58,455 --> 01:06:00,540 Nobody was and so... 926 01:06:00,582 --> 01:06:04,378 either I repeat or I kill myself, either I repeat or I kill myself. 927 01:06:17,683 --> 01:06:22,437 Come on, stop crying. I prefer when you made my ears bleed. 928 01:06:31,947 --> 01:06:34,408 Sorry, just joking. 929 01:06:37,285 --> 01:06:41,707 My daughter says I joke around so much she can't tell when I'm serious. 930 01:06:41,748 --> 01:06:45,419 - Were you ever a serious person? - Never. 931 01:07:04,312 --> 01:07:08,900 It was a stupid idea to do this without Dr. Stern. 932 01:07:09,651 --> 01:07:11,987 My idea, indeed. 933 01:07:26,293 --> 01:07:30,839 I really wanted at least one of us to succeed. 934 01:07:30,881 --> 01:07:34,134 I really wanted at least one of us to succeed. 935 01:07:34,176 --> 01:07:36,303 Yeah. 936 01:07:36,344 --> 01:07:38,889 We could've given it another try 937 01:07:38,930 --> 01:07:42,309 but we've all had our turn and you're sane, right? 938 01:07:42,350 --> 01:07:44,436 Too bad. 939 01:07:46,813 --> 01:07:49,941 Well... Let me try. 940 01:07:49,983 --> 01:07:53,403 - Me. - So there's still hope. 941 01:07:56,198 --> 01:07:58,241 Still hope... 942 01:07:58,283 --> 01:08:02,287 After you bragged about being normal this whole time?! 943 01:08:02,329 --> 01:08:06,917 - Thought you had a good nose for people? - Yeah, I've been saying it all day. 944 01:08:06,958 --> 01:08:11,505 - You're our last hope, Anna Maria. - Her? Our last hope? 945 01:08:11,546 --> 01:08:14,007 - I won't be rooting for her. - You will. 946 01:08:14,049 --> 01:08:16,009 No, I'll just watch. 947 01:08:16,051 --> 01:08:19,346 So there's no legal consultation, you're not the doctor's friend? 948 01:08:19,387 --> 01:08:21,348 No, no. 949 01:08:21,389 --> 01:08:25,143 I'm a patient. Yes. 950 01:08:25,185 --> 01:08:28,021 I'm not a lawyer, I'm a judge. 951 01:08:28,063 --> 01:08:29,940 Yes... 952 01:08:29,981 --> 01:08:34,194 I got the highest score on the competitive exam at a young age. 953 01:08:34,236 --> 01:08:38,448 I loved studying law: what can or can't be done is clear. 954 01:08:38,490 --> 01:08:43,078 I still love studying it and rereading ten, twenty, thirty times 955 01:08:43,119 --> 01:08:45,705 each clause, each act... 956 01:08:45,747 --> 01:08:49,084 Because if I don't take everything into account, 957 01:08:49,125 --> 01:08:52,712 reaching a sentence isn't like tossing a coin! 958 01:08:53,463 --> 01:08:55,006 Yes? 959 01:08:55,048 --> 01:08:57,843 Judge De Santis, the parties are here. 960 01:08:59,219 --> 01:09:03,181 From the 2015 case, the residents of Via Durazzo. 961 01:09:03,223 --> 01:09:06,309 They've been waiting ages for a sentence. 962 01:09:06,351 --> 01:09:10,313 I need to review it and be sure I haven't made any mistakes. 963 01:09:10,355 --> 01:09:15,652 - You know it by heart by now. - It's my responsibility to be meticulous. 964 01:09:15,694 --> 01:09:20,323 - People's lives are at stake. - It's just a water damage case. 965 01:09:20,365 --> 01:09:25,245 Exactly! Inform them that I'll set another date for the hearing. 966 01:09:26,204 --> 01:09:29,666 I do this outside of the courtroom too. 967 01:10:29,267 --> 01:10:32,062 Breathe, breathe... 968 01:10:34,105 --> 01:10:36,942 - You're married? - Have been for 20 years. 969 01:10:36,983 --> 01:10:40,820 Twenty? No way! How did he put up with you for so long?! 970 01:10:40,862 --> 01:10:43,698 - Emilio! - But she said it to me before. 971 01:10:43,740 --> 01:10:48,078 - Why are you all so nice to her? - I bet you can answer that. 972 01:10:48,119 --> 01:10:49,913 Try to focus... 973 01:10:53,375 --> 01:10:55,335 Geez... 974 01:10:55,961 --> 01:10:59,631 So... I came here for my husband, Vittorino. 975 01:11:00,423 --> 01:11:03,259 - Vittorino? - What... 976 01:11:03,301 --> 01:11:06,596 - Sorry, it's funny. - I can't sign the separation papers. 977 01:11:06,638 --> 01:11:09,516 I'm doing it for him, he can't do it alone. 978 01:11:09,557 --> 01:11:12,811 - Sure about that? - What do I do? 979 01:11:14,521 --> 01:11:18,483 Try to not control anything for three minutes. 980 01:11:18,525 --> 01:11:20,485 No... 981 01:11:20,527 --> 01:11:23,488 May I? I'll take that, ok? 982 01:11:24,531 --> 01:11:26,574 - Emilio, time. - Fine. 983 01:11:27,450 --> 01:11:30,203 Three, two, one, go. 984 01:11:30,245 --> 01:11:34,374 The other day I read something that could interest you. 985 01:11:34,416 --> 01:11:38,878 If your problem were in front of you right now, what shape would it take? 986 01:11:38,920 --> 01:11:42,173 Human? Animal? What color? 987 01:11:43,550 --> 01:11:47,095 - Uhm... Maybe something gray. - Okay. 988 01:11:47,137 --> 01:11:50,807 Yes, gray. Maybe it would be a cat. 989 01:11:50,849 --> 01:11:55,478 God, did I feed my cat Hilda? I can't remember if I gave her food. 990 01:11:55,520 --> 01:11:58,106 How's my parking spot? I need to see the doctor. 991 01:11:58,148 --> 01:12:01,192 - You're doing great, Anna Maria. - No... 992 01:12:01,234 --> 01:12:03,862 Tell us why you're getting separated. 993 01:12:03,903 --> 01:12:07,198 Like you need to ask? Poor Vittorino, 20 years of this. 994 01:12:07,240 --> 01:12:09,200 - Please! - Look at me. 995 01:12:09,242 --> 01:12:12,162 Maybe you neglected him like I did with my wife. 996 01:12:12,203 --> 01:12:15,373 Maybe you wished you'd been more present. 997 01:12:15,415 --> 01:12:20,045 No, no, actually, I was awful, I was suffocating, 998 01:12:20,086 --> 01:12:23,006 intrusive, I was... 999 01:12:23,798 --> 01:12:25,842 A pain in the ass! 1000 01:12:25,884 --> 01:12:27,927 - Yes. - Say: "I'm a pain the ass." 1001 01:12:27,969 --> 01:12:29,763 - I'm... - It's cathartic. 1002 01:12:29,804 --> 01:12:32,432 - Say it. - No, I have to go. 1003 01:12:32,474 --> 01:12:36,144 Maybe my car got towed or I didn't lock my front door. 1004 01:12:36,186 --> 01:12:38,813 Or maybe you left the gas on. 1005 01:12:38,855 --> 01:12:40,899 Nobody is going anywhere! 1006 01:12:40,940 --> 01:12:44,944 - You're kidnapping us, I'll press charges. - Go ahead. 1007 01:12:44,986 --> 01:12:47,822 - Time's up. - Happy? I failed too. 1008 01:12:47,864 --> 01:12:51,409 - That's not my fault. - You've been tormenting me all day. 1009 01:12:51,451 --> 01:12:53,828 The two of you were always on her back. 1010 01:12:53,870 --> 01:12:57,874 That's how this therapy goes, he said it would work. 1011 01:12:57,916 --> 01:13:00,460 - Hey! Hello?! - Huh? 1012 01:13:00,502 --> 01:13:02,587 - Eh! - Stop that. 1013 01:13:02,629 --> 01:13:05,673 - Enough with the phone! - Screw you, Emilio! 1014 01:13:05,715 --> 01:13:09,052 No, I should be saying "screw you" because I'm fed up! 1015 01:13:09,094 --> 01:13:11,596 - Who are you mad at? - You all. 1016 01:13:11,638 --> 01:13:14,140 Us? I don't think you meant that. 1017 01:13:14,182 --> 01:13:19,437 Yes, I did. I'm fucking fed up with you all. I have nothing to do with you. 1018 01:13:19,479 --> 01:13:21,940 - Really? - You're rude. 1019 01:13:21,981 --> 01:13:25,235 Shut up, you lied about who you were! 1020 01:13:25,276 --> 01:13:29,864 You act like the funny guy but you're actually a big asshole. 1021 01:13:29,906 --> 01:13:32,575 I touched you before, remember? 1022 01:13:32,617 --> 01:13:35,370 - I have herpes. - No! - Where? - Liar. 1023 01:13:35,411 --> 01:13:37,330 It's true. 1024 01:13:37,372 --> 01:13:41,334 - Listen carefully, I won't say it twice! - Fat chance. 1025 01:13:41,376 --> 01:13:44,087 Listen carefully, I won't say it twice! 1026 01:13:44,129 --> 01:13:46,965 The next time you're mean to someone, 1027 01:13:47,006 --> 01:13:50,760 I'll put a paperweight in Anna Maria's bag and smash your balls with it. 1028 01:13:50,802 --> 01:13:53,513 The next time you're mean to someone, 1029 01:13:53,555 --> 01:13:58,101 I'll put a paperweight in Anna Maria's bag and smash your balls with it. 1030 01:13:59,269 --> 01:14:02,147 - Let her out. - Let me out. 1031 01:14:02,188 --> 01:14:06,526 - We're going to kill each other! - Are you okay? 1032 01:14:06,568 --> 01:14:08,903 - Are you okay? - She's fine, please. 1033 01:14:08,945 --> 01:14:13,867 - Enough with this, none of us will get better. - Enough of you! What have you done? 1034 01:14:13,908 --> 01:14:16,202 - What? - Stop it. 1035 01:14:16,244 --> 01:14:19,080 The person we should blame is that damn Dr. Stern. 1036 01:14:19,122 --> 01:14:21,666 - True. - Yeah. 1037 01:14:26,713 --> 01:14:28,965 Meaning me. 1038 01:14:29,007 --> 01:14:31,134 - Huh? - What? 1039 01:14:32,594 --> 01:14:35,430 I'm Dr. Stern. 1040 01:14:35,471 --> 01:14:37,599 Right... 1041 01:14:37,640 --> 01:14:40,185 I'm not finding this very funny. 1042 01:14:40,226 --> 01:14:42,020 It's true. 1043 01:14:43,313 --> 01:14:46,024 You work at city hall... 1044 01:14:46,065 --> 01:14:50,153 Lemme guess: another one of your brilliant therapy ideas. 1045 01:14:50,195 --> 01:14:53,364 - Let's pretend someone's the doctor! - No, no, no. 1046 01:14:53,990 --> 01:14:56,534 Come to think of it... 1047 01:14:56,951 --> 01:14:59,996 you were the first to mention group therapy. 1048 01:15:00,038 --> 01:15:01,998 There was no mention of group therapy. 1049 01:15:02,040 --> 01:15:04,500 In group therapy, everyone looks at me... 1050 01:15:04,542 --> 01:15:06,502 We're not doing group therapy, right? 1051 01:15:06,544 --> 01:15:08,713 You used us like puppets. 1052 01:15:08,755 --> 01:15:11,883 You have post-traumatic stress disorder. 1053 01:15:12,467 --> 01:15:14,469 You tortured us. 1054 01:15:15,220 --> 01:15:18,848 So I'd count and count, and now I'm not supposed to count?! 1055 01:15:19,891 --> 01:15:21,768 You toyed with our manias. 1056 01:15:21,809 --> 01:15:24,062 - There's a tow truck! - Where? 1057 01:15:24,103 --> 01:15:25,730 My bad, it's just a garbage truck. 1058 01:15:25,772 --> 01:15:27,857 - So anxious! - This anxiety will last forever. 1059 01:15:27,899 --> 01:15:31,194 If it lasts forever, I'll lose control, but feeling anxious is dumb. 1060 01:15:31,236 --> 01:15:33,279 So it's true. 1061 01:15:38,076 --> 01:15:41,120 It is you? Doctor? 1062 01:15:43,248 --> 01:15:45,041 Follow me. 1063 01:16:13,736 --> 01:16:17,865 How can you be a psychologist if you have Tourette's? 1064 01:16:17,907 --> 01:16:20,451 - Do you insult patients? - No... 1065 01:16:20,493 --> 01:16:24,622 At first, I was like Billie Eilish, I didn't have tics while working. 1066 01:16:24,664 --> 01:16:28,668 Then it got worse and I started having problems. 1067 01:16:28,710 --> 01:16:31,296 Emilio's right, people are touchy. 1068 01:16:31,337 --> 01:16:34,799 You can't imagine how many patients I lost because of... 1069 01:16:39,512 --> 01:16:43,808 - Come. - What's going on? - Don't worry, just come. 1070 01:16:43,850 --> 01:16:46,644 What's happening? Don't push. 1071 01:16:47,603 --> 01:16:50,481 - What's going on? - What's his name? 1072 01:16:53,735 --> 01:16:56,029 Sonia, tell them the truth. 1073 01:16:57,697 --> 01:17:00,408 - The truth truth? - The truth truth. 1074 01:17:00,450 --> 01:17:03,119 You can tell them the truth. 1075 01:17:03,828 --> 01:17:05,830 So it's over? 1076 01:17:07,540 --> 01:17:13,046 All right, he's the real Dr. Stern. I'm not the real secretary though. 1077 01:17:13,087 --> 01:17:15,882 Normally, I work part-time for a dentist. 1078 01:17:15,923 --> 01:17:19,135 He hired me just for today through an agency. 1079 01:17:19,177 --> 01:17:21,846 My real secretary would've given herself away. 1080 01:17:21,888 --> 01:17:25,808 Plus, she wouldn't have understood the gist of this plan. 1081 01:17:25,850 --> 01:17:29,771 - Thanks, Sonia. - You're welcome. When he called me, I couldn't say no. 1082 01:17:29,812 --> 01:17:34,067 I'm also an amateur actress, as you might've noticed. 1083 01:17:34,108 --> 01:17:36,819 People always say there's something about me... 1084 01:17:36,861 --> 01:17:41,407 You know, I based my look on her. 1085 01:17:43,743 --> 01:17:46,579 - You see? - Never mind. - Isn't it wild? 1086 01:17:46,621 --> 01:17:52,293 Identical! Anyway, in reality, this is me... 1087 01:17:52,919 --> 01:17:57,924 My method was the details are what make up a character's truth. 1088 01:17:57,965 --> 01:18:00,802 For example, secretaries talk to friends on the phone. 1089 01:18:00,843 --> 01:18:06,182 Normally, I don't do that. Then I just went with the flow and improvised. 1090 01:18:06,224 --> 01:18:08,643 - I had fun. - I'm sure. 1091 01:18:08,684 --> 01:18:12,814 The phone call to Armando wasn't bad. You all fell for it. 1092 01:18:12,855 --> 01:18:15,483 Even you, Emilio. 1093 01:18:15,525 --> 01:18:18,653 Be honest, did I go over-the-top at times? 1094 01:18:18,694 --> 01:18:20,947 - Yes or no? - Yes. 1095 01:18:20,988 --> 01:18:25,034 Yes. Doc, you went overboard a few times too. 1096 01:18:26,953 --> 01:18:30,748 - Yes. - I have Tourette's, but not "2Plus". 1097 01:18:30,790 --> 01:18:33,543 So I did have some fun with this too. 1098 01:18:34,836 --> 01:18:38,339 He's hilarious when he does that. 1099 01:18:38,381 --> 01:18:40,383 No, that was real. 1100 01:18:40,425 --> 01:18:43,094 Gosh, sorry. I apologize, doctor. 1101 01:18:43,136 --> 01:18:45,471 Is your husband really dead? 1102 01:18:45,513 --> 01:18:49,475 Goodness no, he's alive. Overly alive and agitated. 1103 01:18:49,517 --> 01:18:54,063 And since he hurt his knee, he hobbles when he walks. 1104 01:18:54,105 --> 01:18:56,524 - Sonia! - Sorry. 1105 01:18:56,566 --> 01:18:58,943 It's been great, guess I can go now, right? 1106 01:18:58,985 --> 01:19:01,237 - Please do. - All right. 1107 01:19:01,279 --> 01:19:05,616 Can I say one last thing? You're all such special people. 1108 01:19:05,658 --> 01:19:08,244 - Really, lovely people. - Yes. 1109 01:19:08,286 --> 01:19:12,290 I'm abnormal too, my dad always said that I was... 1110 01:19:12,331 --> 01:19:13,958 Sonia! 1111 01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:16,210 - I'll go. - I'll wire you the money. 1112 01:19:16,252 --> 01:19:19,255 No need, I had so much fun doing this... 1113 01:19:19,297 --> 01:19:23,718 Actually, I'll send you my bank details later, okay? 1114 01:19:23,759 --> 01:19:26,512 You're lovely! Lovely, lovely. 1115 01:19:26,554 --> 01:19:30,600 I mean it, from the heart. Big love for everybody. 1116 01:19:31,058 --> 01:19:33,269 - Thanks. - Wow. 1117 01:19:37,106 --> 01:19:39,233 Sorry... 1118 01:19:39,275 --> 01:19:41,819 mainly about her. 1119 01:19:43,112 --> 01:19:45,531 You deceived us. 1120 01:19:46,866 --> 01:19:48,743 Well, it's... 1121 01:19:50,453 --> 01:19:53,080 It's funny because... 1122 01:19:53,122 --> 01:19:55,875 I decided to come here 1123 01:19:55,917 --> 01:19:59,754 to try to regain trust in people. 1124 01:20:00,463 --> 01:20:04,008 I'm so naive, I'm a fucking fool. 1125 01:20:04,050 --> 01:20:08,346 All of my wounds have a common denominator: 1126 01:20:08,387 --> 01:20:11,599 the fact that I blindly trust the person in front of me. 1127 01:20:11,641 --> 01:20:13,726 You know? 1128 01:20:15,019 --> 01:20:18,898 Is your family real? Is there really a wife and daughter? 1129 01:20:18,940 --> 01:20:21,400 Do you really have a daughter? 1130 01:20:23,486 --> 01:20:25,696 - Do you really have a daughter? - Yes. 1131 01:20:25,738 --> 01:20:30,993 I have a wife and daughter, who is graduating today at 5:00 PM, 1132 01:20:31,035 --> 01:20:34,247 but I won't go because I'm ashamed of my condition, 1133 01:20:34,288 --> 01:20:37,250 and as a result, I'll probably get divorced. 1134 01:20:37,291 --> 01:20:40,711 Are you happy now that you know the truth? 1135 01:20:40,753 --> 01:20:45,633 You did something very bad. We could press legal charges against you. 1136 01:20:47,301 --> 01:20:49,971 Well, shitface? 1137 01:20:51,430 --> 01:20:54,016 As a kid, they called me... prodigy. 1138 01:20:54,058 --> 01:20:57,019 - Make us laugh, come on! - Do that thing! 1139 01:20:57,061 --> 01:20:58,813 But it wasn't funny. 1140 01:20:58,854 --> 01:21:00,565 You're hurting me. 1141 01:21:01,274 --> 01:21:03,859 They roughed me up and teased me. 1142 01:21:03,901 --> 01:21:07,321 Guys! Look at the prodigy! 1143 01:21:07,363 --> 01:21:09,156 Breathe... 1144 01:21:09,198 --> 01:21:11,576 They made me say all the swears! 1145 01:21:12,326 --> 01:21:15,913 Shitface! 1146 01:21:26,007 --> 01:21:29,719 But why did you pretend to be a patient? 1147 01:21:29,760 --> 01:21:32,430 I thought a group of patients, as equals, 1148 01:21:32,471 --> 01:21:35,850 without the interference of a doctor, might've succeeded. 1149 01:21:35,891 --> 01:21:39,812 - Even just for three minutes. - If someone recognized you? 1150 01:21:39,854 --> 01:21:43,274 In that case, I would've resorted to normal group therapy. 1151 01:21:43,316 --> 01:21:46,777 I would've tried this again with another group, I'm fixated. 1152 01:21:46,819 --> 01:21:50,740 Well, Big-Doc, impressive outcome. 1153 01:21:50,781 --> 01:21:53,075 You treated us like guinea pigs. 1154 01:21:53,117 --> 01:21:55,911 So it's all over, all over. 1155 01:21:55,953 --> 01:22:00,124 - Exactly. And I'm leaving. - Emilio... 1156 01:22:00,166 --> 01:22:04,754 I wanted you to succeed. I wanted all of you to succeed. 1157 01:22:04,795 --> 01:22:06,672 - Me too. - Oh please! 1158 01:22:06,714 --> 01:22:08,924 But we came here for him. 1159 01:22:08,966 --> 01:22:12,303 I really want to know if he can help us, don't you? 1160 01:22:12,345 --> 01:22:14,847 Whatever, bye-bye. 1161 01:22:14,889 --> 01:22:18,309 After all the times you busted my balls today?! 1162 01:22:22,897 --> 01:22:26,859 After all the times you busted my balls today?! 1163 01:22:28,402 --> 01:22:30,613 I have no idea how many times! 1164 01:22:30,655 --> 01:22:34,492 - You didn't count them? - No! - You didn't count? - No! 1165 01:22:34,533 --> 01:22:38,245 How many times did Otto pick up his phone? 1166 01:22:38,287 --> 01:22:42,291 How many times did she rummage through her bag? 1167 01:22:42,333 --> 01:22:45,086 How many times did Bianca sanitize her hands? 1168 01:22:45,127 --> 01:22:48,255 - Dunno. - How odd! 1169 01:22:48,297 --> 01:22:51,550 No, think about it, all of you, think about it. 1170 01:22:51,592 --> 01:22:54,261 Who else noticed something odd? 1171 01:22:54,303 --> 01:22:55,971 Otto. 1172 01:22:56,013 --> 01:22:58,140 When you danced with Lilly, 1173 01:22:58,182 --> 01:23:02,103 you put your phone on the sofa and didn't check it. 1174 01:23:05,106 --> 01:23:08,776 Close your eyes and take my hands. 1175 01:23:08,818 --> 01:23:13,531 - It's true, I wanted to help her. - So does this mean you succeeded? 1176 01:23:13,572 --> 01:23:16,367 - I think so. - So does this mean you succeeded? 1177 01:23:16,409 --> 01:23:19,495 - I think so. - Yes, because... 1178 01:23:19,537 --> 01:23:22,998 You don't improve when others try to help you, 1179 01:23:23,040 --> 01:23:25,626 but when you try to help others. 1180 01:23:25,668 --> 01:23:28,170 Because you forget about yourself. 1181 01:23:28,212 --> 01:23:31,632 You don't feel observed, judged, and incapable. 1182 01:23:31,674 --> 01:23:34,802 Did anyone else forget about their obsession? 1183 01:23:36,137 --> 01:23:39,974 - You did, Bianca. You did, Bianca. - When? 1184 01:23:40,015 --> 01:23:43,185 You high-fived Emilio and didn't wash your hands after. 1185 01:23:43,227 --> 01:23:44,854 - Do it. - Go! 1186 01:23:44,895 --> 01:23:47,064 You high-fived Emilio and didn't wash your hands after. 1187 01:23:47,106 --> 01:23:50,901 - It's true. - You didn't know that I had herpes. 1188 01:23:50,943 --> 01:23:53,654 I'm just kidding, it's not true. 1189 01:23:53,696 --> 01:23:56,073 - Anyone else? - Maybe me... 1190 01:23:56,115 --> 01:23:58,951 - When? - In the elevator. - With me? - Yes. 1191 01:23:58,993 --> 01:24:01,746 I didn't press the stop button. 1192 01:24:01,787 --> 01:24:05,249 I'll never seen you again but you should report that louse. 1193 01:24:05,291 --> 01:24:09,628 No, I was so outraged about what happened to you 1194 01:24:09,670 --> 01:24:14,383 that I forget to press the buttons, that hasn't happened in ages. 1195 01:24:14,425 --> 01:24:18,679 Lilly, when you kissed Otto you stepped on the lines. 1196 01:24:18,721 --> 01:24:21,599 - I'm pretty sure. - Did I really? 1197 01:24:25,770 --> 01:24:28,063 - Did I really? - Yes! 1198 01:24:28,105 --> 01:24:30,900 God, I'm so happy! God, I'm so happy! 1199 01:24:30,941 --> 01:24:34,904 We need to work on the repetitions, you're still fucking annoying. 1200 01:24:34,945 --> 01:24:40,075 So you think we can do something like this outside of here? 1201 01:24:40,117 --> 01:24:41,660 Of course. 1202 01:24:41,702 --> 01:24:45,456 If you all managed once, you'll be able to do it again. 1203 01:24:45,498 --> 01:24:47,583 You shitfaces! 1204 01:24:47,625 --> 01:24:51,378 Maybe not all of us managed. 1205 01:24:52,630 --> 01:24:56,467 Me? No... I'm not part of the group. 1206 01:24:56,509 --> 01:24:58,761 Plus, it wouldn't work with me. 1207 01:24:58,803 --> 01:25:04,350 Did you happen to schedule group therapy on your daughter's graduation? 1208 01:25:04,391 --> 01:25:07,478 - Here's our graduate! - Graduation's today? 1209 01:25:07,520 --> 01:25:09,730 At 5:00 PM. 1210 01:25:10,689 --> 01:25:15,194 This isn't a piano recital, a school play, or a track meet. 1211 01:25:15,236 --> 01:25:17,446 Or her 18th birthday. 1212 01:25:17,488 --> 01:25:20,199 But let's be honest, those school plays were such... 1213 01:25:20,241 --> 01:25:22,701 - Dad! - Shitshows. 1214 01:25:25,996 --> 01:25:30,835 Listen up, you'd better come to her graduation, it's important. 1215 01:25:30,876 --> 01:25:35,005 I'm tired of always going alone like I'm separated or widowed. 1216 01:25:35,047 --> 01:25:37,925 - I may as well be. - Widowed? 1217 01:25:37,967 --> 01:25:41,053 - Separated. - But as long as there's love... 1218 01:25:41,095 --> 01:25:42,888 There is love, right? 1219 01:25:47,226 --> 01:25:50,020 Know how many of her milestones I missed? 1220 01:25:50,062 --> 01:25:53,065 But I did it to spare her the embarrassment. 1221 01:25:53,107 --> 01:25:58,237 No, you did it for yourself, because you're ashamed. 1222 01:25:58,279 --> 01:26:00,531 You need to stop feeling ashamed 1223 01:26:00,573 --> 01:26:03,659 and you need to forget about yourself. 1224 01:26:03,701 --> 01:26:05,369 Go now. 1225 01:26:06,036 --> 01:26:09,123 But it's... tic-teek-tag... too late. 1226 01:26:10,416 --> 01:26:13,460 Too late doesn't exist for Emilio. 1227 01:26:14,420 --> 01:26:17,006 90% is how we react. 1228 01:26:17,047 --> 01:26:18,966 - We'll come. - Yes. 1229 01:26:19,008 --> 01:26:21,343 - All of us! - Yes. Yes, yes! 1230 01:26:21,385 --> 01:26:23,387 Let's go, let's go. 1231 01:26:30,185 --> 01:26:32,396 Maybe not. 1232 01:26:38,527 --> 01:26:41,655 If my father were alive... 1233 01:26:41,697 --> 01:26:44,408 I'd want him even with all the tics in the world. 1234 01:26:44,450 --> 01:26:49,121 If my father were alive, I'd want him even with all the tics in the world. 1235 01:26:49,163 --> 01:26:51,457 Do you want to look like... 1236 01:26:51,498 --> 01:26:55,085 I'll say it this time: a dumbass. 1237 01:26:55,127 --> 01:26:58,047 This will be your three minutes, Dr. Stern. 1238 01:26:58,088 --> 01:27:00,299 Tic-teek-tag. 1239 01:27:01,926 --> 01:27:03,886 Tic-teek-tag. 1240 01:27:07,181 --> 01:27:09,141 Hop on. 1241 01:27:11,769 --> 01:27:14,146 - We follow you. - Follow us. 1242 01:27:18,943 --> 01:27:20,903 - Ready? Ready? - Yes. 1243 01:27:20,945 --> 01:27:24,365 Twenty-four lights, 78 intersections, 125 turns. 1244 01:27:24,406 --> 01:27:26,408 We can do it. 1245 01:27:32,706 --> 01:27:34,291 God... 1246 01:27:43,509 --> 01:27:45,511 I can't... 1247 01:27:47,638 --> 01:27:49,682 They went straight. 1248 01:27:50,391 --> 01:27:52,434 We're supposed to turn. 1249 01:27:57,982 --> 01:28:00,150 Oh! Careful! 1250 01:28:03,612 --> 01:28:06,198 No, I can't do it. 1251 01:28:08,450 --> 01:28:10,494 Now what? 1252 01:28:11,787 --> 01:28:13,622 Let's go? 1253 01:28:14,665 --> 01:28:16,917 Let's go! 1254 01:28:18,961 --> 01:28:21,046 - We're alive. - We're alive. 1255 01:28:21,088 --> 01:28:23,007 We're alive! 1256 01:28:35,769 --> 01:28:39,690 As you can see, this is the first data we gathered. 1257 01:28:40,149 --> 01:28:42,443 The premise behind my research... 1258 01:28:42,484 --> 01:28:44,653 Is that her? 1259 01:28:44,695 --> 01:28:47,906 ...formulating algorithms to reconstruct the direction of cosmic rays 1260 01:28:47,948 --> 01:28:53,162 presents problems due to observational conditions and characteristics... 1261 01:28:56,373 --> 01:29:00,586 ...characteristics of the components used for the apparatus. 1262 01:29:02,087 --> 01:29:08,302 The purpose of my thesis was to create a comprehensive simulation, 1263 01:29:08,343 --> 01:29:11,472 end-to-end, of the experiment. 1264 01:29:11,513 --> 01:29:14,933 We studied the performance of the instrumental apparatus 1265 01:29:14,975 --> 01:29:18,103 and used the results to optimize the design. 1266 01:29:18,145 --> 01:29:19,980 Thank you. 1267 01:29:20,481 --> 01:29:26,945 The Commission awards the candidate a grade of 110 out of 110 summa cum laude. 1268 01:29:26,987 --> 01:29:32,701 Under the authority granted by the Rector, I proclaim you a doctor of physics. 1269 01:29:41,168 --> 01:29:43,253 That's my father. 1270 01:29:43,295 --> 01:29:46,298 - Your father? - Yes. - Come join us. 1271 01:29:46,340 --> 01:29:48,342 - Come. - No... No, no. 1272 01:29:48,383 --> 01:29:49,760 No, no, no... 1273 01:29:49,802 --> 01:29:52,596 - No. - Go. - Maybe not. 1274 01:29:52,638 --> 01:29:54,515 There's a microphone. 1275 01:29:55,432 --> 01:29:58,102 A few words for your daughter... 1276 01:30:01,897 --> 01:30:03,899 Zoom in. 1277 01:30:07,069 --> 01:30:10,197 - He can do it. - He sure can. 1278 01:30:10,239 --> 01:30:12,741 If he holds his breath. 1279 01:30:19,873 --> 01:30:24,086 - Hold him? I want to film my uncle. - Oh, my God! 1280 01:30:33,470 --> 01:30:37,641 Valentina, I wanted to apologize. 1281 01:30:38,142 --> 01:30:41,728 I apologize if, when you were a baby, 1282 01:30:41,770 --> 01:30:44,273 I didn't hold you often. 1283 01:30:44,314 --> 01:30:48,443 I was afraid I would drop you or hurl you into the air. 1284 01:30:48,485 --> 01:30:50,779 All of my impulsive gestures... 1285 01:30:50,821 --> 01:30:56,743 Sorry I never took you to school, I was afraid you were embarrassed of me. 1286 01:30:57,995 --> 01:31:01,456 I told tons of lies to get out of coming to your plays. 1287 01:31:01,999 --> 01:31:07,754 But maybe a daughter just wants to have her father by her side. 1288 01:31:08,463 --> 01:31:11,967 Even one with all the tics in the world. 1289 01:31:14,094 --> 01:31:18,557 I told lots of lies, I think, for the good of others, 1290 01:31:18,599 --> 01:31:24,062 but now I realize how it feels when someone disappoints people who trust in you. 1291 01:31:24,104 --> 01:31:27,024 So I want to tell you here and now, 1292 01:31:27,065 --> 01:31:30,027 I am proud of you and... 1293 01:31:30,068 --> 01:31:34,156 if I can, I want to tell you with all my heart... 1294 01:31:34,823 --> 01:31:38,327 motherfucking rotter... 1295 01:31:38,368 --> 01:31:41,747 Fuck you! Goddamn it! 1296 01:31:46,793 --> 01:31:49,296 Good job, shitface. 1297 01:32:23,664 --> 01:32:27,042 - Tell me I'm doing the right thing. - How many times? 1298 01:32:27,626 --> 01:32:29,503 Kidding. 1299 01:32:38,887 --> 01:32:43,016 So you and Dr. Stern have become friends? 1300 01:32:43,058 --> 01:32:46,478 - Not best friends, but... - And you stopped counting? 1301 01:32:47,729 --> 01:32:50,065 Three times two? 1302 01:32:50,107 --> 01:32:52,317 The Musketeers? 1303 01:32:53,652 --> 01:32:56,863 How many red lights did you hit today? 1304 01:32:59,825 --> 01:33:02,411 How many kisses will you give me? 1305 01:33:03,370 --> 01:33:05,414 Tons. 1306 01:33:07,833 --> 01:33:11,378 And thanks for throwing away your knickknacks. 1307 01:33:37,446 --> 01:33:40,991 Sorry for making you wait so long, Vittorino. 1308 01:34:09,686 --> 01:34:13,273 - Hi, Matteo. - Bianca. Are we talking again? 1309 01:34:13,315 --> 01:34:16,693 Yes, I want you to meet my friend. Anna Maria. 1310 01:34:17,152 --> 01:34:20,238 Matteo. Matteo, Anna Maria. 1311 01:34:20,280 --> 01:34:22,657 - What a pleasure. - Hello. 1312 01:34:23,241 --> 01:34:24,826 It's him. 1313 01:34:24,868 --> 01:34:28,747 Posting private images without the consent of the involved party 1314 01:34:28,789 --> 01:34:32,000 is a violation of Article 612 of the Criminal Code 1315 01:34:32,042 --> 01:34:35,003 and it carries a sentence of 1-6 years in jail. 1316 01:34:35,045 --> 01:34:36,755 We'll see... 1317 01:34:36,797 --> 01:34:40,258 You think you'll get away with it because Italian justice is slow? 1318 01:34:40,300 --> 01:34:44,137 That's partially true, so that's why I'll push things forward. 1319 01:34:44,179 --> 01:34:47,182 So you'll think twice before doing it again. 1320 01:34:47,224 --> 01:34:49,476 Emilio! 1321 01:34:49,518 --> 01:34:52,521 Yo, Matteo! Hello. 1322 01:34:52,562 --> 01:34:56,942 How's it going? I've heard so much about you. 1323 01:34:56,983 --> 01:35:01,488 The video you posted lasts two and a half minutes, that's 150 seconds. 1324 01:35:01,530 --> 01:35:04,366 - Why am I telling you this? - I'm off. 1325 01:35:04,408 --> 01:35:06,701 - Sorry. - Call you later. 1326 01:35:06,743 --> 01:35:09,538 If you multiply 150 seconds that's... 1327 01:35:10,580 --> 01:35:13,125 3,750 frames. 1328 01:35:13,166 --> 01:35:16,545 That's the number of slaps I will give you... 1329 01:35:16,586 --> 01:35:20,048 Count, count... Count! 1330 01:35:41,945 --> 01:35:47,200 This old model is so limited, it's stupid, just calls and messages, 1331 01:35:47,242 --> 01:35:50,912 but it has no internet, none, amazing! 1332 01:35:57,294 --> 01:36:01,339 - I made coffee, slut. - Good morning to you too. 1333 01:36:03,508 --> 01:36:07,846 It was an unforgettable experience, a bunch of weirdos but still... 1334 01:36:07,888 --> 01:36:10,807 they really left a mark on me. 1335 01:36:10,849 --> 01:36:16,188 Federico, who has Tourette's, did these sudden, uncontrolled movements. 1336 01:36:16,229 --> 01:36:19,816 - Spasms. Then... - Sonia! - Sorry. 1337 01:36:21,526 --> 01:36:25,947 I'll go. I'll finishing telling you about it later. Nice job. 1338 01:36:29,075 --> 01:36:32,412 - Morning. - Morning. 1339 01:36:50,430 --> 01:36:52,432 Professor Stern... 1340 01:36:53,141 --> 01:36:55,060 Federico... 1341 01:36:55,101 --> 01:36:58,104 Don't tell me you did it again? 1342 01:36:58,146 --> 01:37:02,025 Yes, sir, but this time you came out looking like a hero. 1343 01:37:02,067 --> 01:37:06,029 - The keys? - Yes, I watered your plants too. 1344 01:37:12,744 --> 01:37:16,039 - What about your daughter's graduation? - You remembered? 1345 01:37:16,081 --> 01:37:19,209 - Yes. - She got 110 out of 110. 1346 01:37:19,251 --> 01:37:22,212 - Wow! Good job. - Thanks. 1347 01:37:22,254 --> 01:37:24,381 They even let me talk. 1348 01:37:24,422 --> 01:37:27,842 My daughter got emotional. Friends came with me. 1349 01:37:27,884 --> 01:37:31,972 - Where did you go celebrate? - We went to... 1350 01:37:32,013 --> 01:37:36,726 - Tic-teek-tag! - Ah! Al Tic-teek-tag! 1351 01:37:37,644 --> 01:37:40,897 GROUP THERAPY 97968

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