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My sister said your cat had a new litter
of kittens.
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Yeah. Oh, my gosh. They're so cute.
There's so many. Would you like one?
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Actually, I was thinking about it.
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Are you happy to show you them? I have a
slight rat or mouse problem. Oh, my
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God. Something has been chewing on
something in the garage.
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Oh, my goodness.
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You got a cat menu. Welcome.
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Absolutely. I'll give you a couple. I'm
trying to get rid of them. I don't want
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litters like you have.
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Who's Kristen? Is that your brother's
daughter?
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No, no. She's a sweet, sweet neighbor.
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I feel really bad for her. Her mother
died when she was 10.
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So she's with her father and everything
like that.
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He's a great guy, but he's a man.
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He's not going to teach her about
nutrition, cleaning the house, how to
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for school, the birds and the bees.
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Are you teaching her about the birds and
the bees?
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Yeah, just a little.
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Like what?
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Well, you know she goes to Thornton Hill
Christian, right?
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So they don't do anything there. Like
nothing about her ovulation, her
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tampons. No tampons?
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None. None.
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And then they have some program there.
It's like abstinence until marriage or
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something. Okay. And she's so
inquisitive about sex right now. And she
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asking me questions and questions about
it.
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That sounds like trouble waiting to
happen. Oh, yeah.
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Right?
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But just, hey, don't tell anybody, but I
got her a vibrator.
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Oh. Well, maybe that'll keep her
hormones at bay.
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I'm hoping. I'm also hoping it keeps
her, like, not getting pregnant. You
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what I mean? So, yeah. She has a friend
at school.
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I think her name is Megan.
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And Megan's always, like, asking her,
you know, about, you know, getting her
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have sex and asking her more questions
about sex.
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And so.
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Is Megan trying to hit on her?
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I think a little, yeah.
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So.
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What I did was I actually told Kristen
to invite Megan over, you know, over the
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weekend, and we can all sit down and
talk. Yeah.
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I like that.
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I have to deal with my sister about kind
of the same stuff, so can I come over
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and maybe I'll give you some advice or
something, help out a little.
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Cool.
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Megan, have you told your parents?
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about your interest in girls?
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A little bit.
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Well, how much did you tell them?
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I pretty much told them that guys at my
school are pretty arrogant and always
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try to act cool.
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Have you had sex yet?
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No, but I'm going to.
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How soon?
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This weekend.
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So, who are you going to have sex with?
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Well, I wanted to have sex with Kristen,
but she's in love with you and wants to
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have sex with you. Megan!
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Oh my god, Megan.
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I can't believe you just... So this
weekend I'm going to have sex with
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You don't even like boys!
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Oh my god.
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Kristen! You can't do this. No. Kristen!
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No.
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Is there any truth to what you just
said?
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I mean, why would she storm out?
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She didn't deny it, did she?
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Did you plan to have any birth control
involved?
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Did you take birth control?
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I'm not on birth control, but he said
he's going to pull out.
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And you believe that?
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Well, he said he would.
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I mean... This is just ridiculous.
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This is just unheard of.
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We're getting you condoms. We're going
to the store right now. We're going to
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get you condoms. Let's go. Right now.
This is... Come on.
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He said he shouldn't blink, though.
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Guys will say anything.
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Another problem with condoms is if the
guy's got
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plans to, say, marry you and get you
pregnant, he can poke a needle in it and
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you wouldn't even know. Oh, okay.
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Sometimes they can break and he can
accidentally still get you pregnant.
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And some girls even have allergies to
them, and you can get, like, really red
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and itchy and inflamed from the latex
and whatever's in it that people are
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allergic to.
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Just lots of problems.
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And also, like, sometimes the feeling
that's lost is not the same.
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Yeah.
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So many problems with them.
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So, what was, what was Kristen saying?
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Um, she was just saying... That she
really liked Alexis and she,
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like, wanted to move in with her and all
that kind of stuff.
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And she made it clear she didn't want to
do anything with you?
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Yeah, pretty much.
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She's, like, starstruck with her.
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Hmm.
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And you'd rather be with Jimmy or are
you still curious about being with a
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I mean, I'm pretty curious.
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I don't know. Boys can like girls more.
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Do you want to have sex with Jimmy?
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It's more of a fill -in since you can't
have Kristen?
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Yeah, I guess so.
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Do you know if he has a big penis?
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I don't know.
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That's another thing you've got to worry
about. If it's too big, it can make a
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condom break.
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And if it's too small, it could just
fall right off and end up in your
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End up with no condom.
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Yeah. Are you sure you want to do this?
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I don't know.
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If you were going to have sex with...
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If Kristen's
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not available, would you have sex with a
different woman?
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Yes, I would.
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Are there any other women you've thought
about?
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Maybe. Would you have sex with a woman
that you haven't maybe thought about?
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I don't know.
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I think you're really pretty.
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Will you kiss me?
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Would you like me to?
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you have really soft skin thank you
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Lie down. Let's see what comes.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Hi.
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I'm getting sensitive.
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Oh my God.
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I want you to learn every inch of it.
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um
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Oh, no.
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Yes. Yes.
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Sorry.
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Show me your...
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Oh yes.
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Yes,
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yes, yes.
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Mm. Mm.
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Bye. Bye.
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