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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:01,920 the 2 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:12,739 I love 3 00:01:09,620 --> 00:01:12,739 [Music] 4 00:01:14,590 --> 00:01:19,199 [Applause] 5 00:01:22,050 --> 00:01:25,200 [Music] 6 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:33,390 you 7 00:01:30,330 --> 00:01:33,390 [Music] 8 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:56,280 [Music] 9 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:56,280 ter 10 00:01:57,039 --> 00:02:01,840 night Mom and Dad 11 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:09,720 asleep 12 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:11,280 creeping past their 13 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:15,580 bedroom 14 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:16,340 door I hear the cries 15 00:02:15,580 --> 00:02:20,159 [Music] 16 00:02:16,340 --> 00:02:20,159 [Applause] 17 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:30,440 of of screen all night 18 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:34,330 long I watch the Medusa's eyes turn GRE 19 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:47,160 but my own reflection I've never 20 00:02:34,330 --> 00:02:47,160 [Music] 21 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:52,000 seen 22 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:55,000 EMP 23 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:55,000 Without 24 00:02:57,480 --> 00:03:02,640 You War 25 00:03:00,319 --> 00:03:04,920 right stops 26 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:06,020 the my 27 00:03:04,920 --> 00:03:13,669 H 28 00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:13,669 [Music] 29 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:26,649 get all 30 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:26,649 [Music] 31 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:31,680 night 32 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:38,550 [Music] 33 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:47,920 Stanley Stanley quit screwing 34 00:03:50,159 --> 00:03:54,799 around 35 00:03:52,159 --> 00:03:59,200 Stanley Stanley I'm right in the middle 36 00:03:54,799 --> 00:04:01,400 of my program for Christ's sake Stanley 37 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:03,760 lay off me beautiful I almost got this 38 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:03,760 baby 39 00:04:07,599 --> 00:04:13,720 Wire 40 00:04:09,159 --> 00:04:13,720 yeah it's going to be 41 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:21,000 Dynamite hey my TV flipped out I missed 42 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:22,680 the new noodles video Earth station 43 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:24,870 putterman is at it 44 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:27,080 again oh 45 00:04:24,870 --> 00:04:30,520 [Music] 46 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:33,160 daddy he's such a dork 47 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:35,039 he thinks he's a genius what can you do 48 00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:38,039 oh I'll get 49 00:04:35,039 --> 00:04:38,039 it 50 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:49,440 and hi Gramps hey honeybee you know want 51 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:53,199 about the OS the band no the spy planes 52 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:56,199 oh yeah I think I saw him on MTV 53 00:04:53,199 --> 00:04:56,199 MTV 54 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:01,560 f 55 00:05:01,639 --> 00:05:05,960 Jesus what's with this thing Norton I'm 56 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:08,639 getting electrocuted here I tried to 57 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:11,600 warn you Mr P these do it yourself 100s 58 00:05:08,639 --> 00:05:14,039 are kind of temperamental yeah give me a 59 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:16,680 break guy I need a hand here sorry Mr 60 00:05:14,039 --> 00:05:19,880 putterman no can do the warranty covers 61 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:22,720 repairs only you insisted on the 100 Mr 62 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:24,600 P I told you they were trouble yeah well 63 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:28,479 when I get through with her she's going 64 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:31,479 to be the hottest dish in 65 00:05:28,479 --> 00:05:31,479 town 66 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:34,440 five 67 00:05:38,479 --> 00:05:45,280 six hi Dad how was downtown today 68 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:47,639 downtown Foy I'm sick of downtown used 69 00:05:45,280 --> 00:05:49,560 to be the place to go talk to people 70 00:05:47,639 --> 00:05:51,600 disseminate your literature feel like 71 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:54,400 you were doing some good in the world 72 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:55,960 now it's just bums and Weirdos and Cooks 73 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:59,280 coming out of the woodwork it's getting 74 00:05:55,960 --> 00:06:01,919 so decent folks W even stop and talk oh 75 00:05:59,280 --> 00:06:04,080 Dad D don't be so 76 00:06:01,919 --> 00:06:07,440 paranoid hey 77 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:10,039 Soldier got that radar up yet it's not 78 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:13,520 radar pop it's a satellite dish you know 79 00:06:10,039 --> 00:06:16,120 a a TV receiver satellite you 80 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:18,360 say I wonder if it could pick up Recon 81 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:20,360 satellites keep track of enemy troop 82 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:23,680 movements it might be a handy little 83 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:23,680 addition of my home defense 84 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:36,360 unit holy tomato ah brain shot belly 85 00:06:34,599 --> 00:06:40,479 Down Soldier the Geeks aren't through 86 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:45,440 with you yet Bam Bam Bam hey hey hey hey 87 00:06:40,479 --> 00:06:48,199 hey will you guys grow up hi hey Sher i 88 00:06:45,440 --> 00:06:50,960 c you Grandpa captured your radar too 89 00:06:48,199 --> 00:06:53,560 hell of an assault Soldier damn fine 90 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:53,560 show of 91 00:06:54,199 --> 00:06:58,000 Firepower say Mr P you mind if I grab 92 00:06:56,599 --> 00:07:00,440 another 93 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:02,560 honey look nor Ordon if you're going to 94 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:04,240 hang out and guzzle my hinies the least 95 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:06,879 you could do is give me a hand here 96 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:10,840 sorry Mr P the contract says repairs 97 00:07:06,879 --> 00:07:13,720 only you want repairs I'll show you 98 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:13,720 repairs 99 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:23,240 pman there now let's talk 100 00:07:28,319 --> 00:07:33,369 repairs 101 00:07:30,230 --> 00:07:33,369 [Music] 102 00:07:41,590 --> 00:07:44,720 [Music] 103 00:07:45,639 --> 00:07:53,599 Jesus what the hell was that man I've 104 00:07:50,639 --> 00:07:56,120 never seen anything like that before 105 00:07:53,599 --> 00:08:00,560 Stanley what is going on what the heck 106 00:07:56,120 --> 00:08:04,599 was that noise where's my workout show 107 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:04,599 hey Mr putterman check it 108 00:08:07,319 --> 00:08:12,840 out all right 109 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:12,840 butterman what 110 00:08:14,599 --> 00:08:22,120 again get ready you guys this baby is 111 00:08:18,479 --> 00:08:25,440 going to open a whole new dimension in 112 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:28,039 television pleasure oh boy oh Stanley 113 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:28,039 I'm so 114 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:32,520 excited 115 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:32,520 check it 116 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:42,440 out Dino 117 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:47,600 picture hey nice one dad Tre 118 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:47,600 presso pleasure palace here we 119 00:08:48,530 --> 00:08:51,690 [Music] 120 00:08:51,839 --> 00:08:57,360 come TR movements leave it here no 121 00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:01,200 way 122 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:19,160 Channel 69 po Stanley this is crungy 123 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:22,519 where's MTV 124 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:22,519 MTV no 125 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:31,120 problem leave it leave it I love this 126 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:31,120 song 127 00:09:31,560 --> 00:09:37,600 he is so nasty intellectual Decay turn 128 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:39,680 it up and R your brain cells at the 129 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:41,240 international conspiracy hey hey hey hey 130 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:45,160 care you going to break it you're going 131 00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:45,160 to break it watch 132 00:09:48,440 --> 00:10:00,850 [Music] 133 00:09:57,160 --> 00:10:04,249 it what the hell 134 00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:04,249 [Music] 135 00:10:22,839 --> 00:10:26,279 gosh that could have burned down the 136 00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:29,200 whole house Stanley you call Norton 137 00:10:26,279 --> 00:10:32,079 right this second no no no look it's f 138 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:32,079 working F it's 139 00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:37,120 cool oh boy 140 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:50,120 Medusa hello blood 141 00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:53,680 suckers ready to be turned to stone will 142 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:55,959 you look at those hooters holy tomato 143 00:10:53,680 --> 00:10:58,560 let's watch her tonight okay Grandpa all 144 00:10:55,959 --> 00:10:59,600 the way to midnight hell yeah we'll 145 00:10:58,560 --> 00:11:01,800 watch her 146 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:04,639 what about brain Rock dad the 147 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:07,279 intellectual conspiracy I've said it 148 00:11:04,639 --> 00:11:09,440 before and I'll say it again War Stories 149 00:11:07,279 --> 00:11:11,959 and monster movies are educational 150 00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:13,770 they're survival oriented they always 151 00:11:11,959 --> 00:11:19,510 neutralize the enemy in the 152 00:11:13,770 --> 00:11:21,890 [Music] 153 00:11:19,510 --> 00:11:25,519 [Applause] 154 00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:25,519 [Music] 155 00:11:25,639 --> 00:11:36,440 end I'll get it it's o oh who o d my new 156 00:11:32,560 --> 00:11:38,639 boyfriend oh Irish boy new boyfriend 157 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:42,000 what happened to the winstein boy 158 00:11:38,639 --> 00:11:44,440 squidville mommy go OD he's the coolest 159 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:47,079 boy in school he's a musical 160 00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:49,600 genius okay invite him in let's see what 161 00:11:47,079 --> 00:11:49,600 he looks 162 00:11:55,600 --> 00:12:00,040 like 163 00:11:57,320 --> 00:12:01,760 charge you got to come come in my 164 00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:06,120 parents want to meet 165 00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:06,120 you oh wow what a 166 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:27,830 drag Tada everybody this is o 167 00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:27,830 [Music] 168 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:30,880 d 169 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:40,160 hello Mr pman I'm glad we're finally 170 00:12:37,959 --> 00:12:43,480 getting the chance to 171 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:47,839 meet hello Mrs putterman beautiful 172 00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:50,040 outfit why thank you OD you're sweet mom 173 00:12:47,839 --> 00:12:53,560 can we use the jacuzzi tonight oh not 174 00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:56,199 tonight baby your father and I might be 175 00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:59,760 swinging Stanley we have to meet them at 176 00:12:56,199 --> 00:13:02,519 the chaa room at 8 oh oh I got to hit 177 00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:05,560 that old locker and prono nice meeting 178 00:13:02,519 --> 00:13:08,399 you OD don't stay out too late oh no we 179 00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:11,560 won't well was nice meeting you sir hey 180 00:13:08,399 --> 00:13:11,560 no problem 181 00:13:11,639 --> 00:13:17,920 dude just take care of my little 182 00:13:14,279 --> 00:13:21,160 girl okay yeah what dress you wearing 183 00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:23,440 babe oh my new 184 00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:26,519 n I'll just get my junk and I'll be 185 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:26,519 right back okay no 186 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:30,760 sweat 187 00:13:49,839 --> 00:13:55,320 hey old dude cheating Man lizard tail 188 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:58,560 jerky want to 189 00:13:55,320 --> 00:14:01,560 stick no thanks man' I just picked out 190 00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:04,480 me amazing creature Li lizard you eat 191 00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:07,040 the tail it don't give a hoot just grows 192 00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:10,959 another one and you eat it 193 00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:10,959 too it's mighty darwn 194 00:14:22,079 --> 00:14:29,279 tasty hey little dude you in the metal 195 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:32,279 KISS the boot man kiss the ass 196 00:14:29,279 --> 00:14:33,880 boo Jesus could you believe that kid Oh 197 00:14:32,279 --> 00:14:35,959 I thought it was kind of cute that punk 198 00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:37,320 stuff is just a phase anyway yeah yeah I 199 00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:38,959 know but but don't they know how 200 00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:43,800 ridiculous they 201 00:14:38,959 --> 00:14:47,320 look Bey beuty earthlings I Roman am 202 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:49,839 your new master worship my Superior 203 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:51,800 intelligence or I shall wipe you from 204 00:14:49,839 --> 00:14:56,320 the face of the 205 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:59,399 planet give us a break romance lose the 206 00:14:56,320 --> 00:15:02,360 deep sea helmet guy and quit walking 207 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:04,600 around Med's been getting a lot of fan 208 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:05,920 ma lately Hey listen I called that TV 209 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:07,320 guy Norton he's going to come by a 210 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:09,120 little later and check out the dish if 211 00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:11,199 it starts acting up again just turn it 212 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:14,320 off until he gets here yeah yeah yeah go 213 00:15:11,199 --> 00:15:18,440 on go on get out of here 214 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:20,399 SP announcing super television with the 215 00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:22,399 picture so lifelike it comes right out 216 00:15:20,399 --> 00:15:25,399 into your living room pretty good old 217 00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:27,600 movie no let's see what's up with the 218 00:15:25,399 --> 00:15:31,000 Recon 219 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:31,000 satellites isn't 220 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:36,120 you careful 221 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:42,199 [Applause] 222 00:15:39,199 --> 00:15:44,370 Grandpa the Sam Hill watch out Granda 223 00:15:42,199 --> 00:15:47,419 going to break it 224 00:15:44,370 --> 00:15:47,419 [Applause] 225 00:15:51,290 --> 00:15:55,940 [Music] 226 00:15:57,600 --> 00:16:00,600 again 227 00:16:02,079 --> 00:16:05,480 hey this looks like a cool 228 00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:18,839 movie hey he's a gross looking booer ay 229 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,839 i' nuked that 230 00:16:27,519 --> 00:16:30,519 sucker 231 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:36,720 well do something you ugly bastard man 232 00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:39,440 this is the dumbest movie I ever saw 233 00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:39,440 what a bunch of 234 00:16:41,519 --> 00:16:47,600 crud oh you phone freaks out there stay 235 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:50,360 tuned oh boy we're going to open up the 236 00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:56,680 co lines and see what you perverts are 237 00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:58,560 up to and Medusa wants to hear some real 238 00:16:56,680 --> 00:17:01,620 kinky nightm 239 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:01,620 [Music] 240 00:17:05,630 --> 00:17:16,990 [Music] 241 00:17:19,050 --> 00:17:22,240 [Music] 242 00:17:25,099 --> 00:17:30,400 [Applause] 243 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:30,400 where 244 00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:36,890 [Applause] 245 00:17:47,910 --> 00:17:50,979 [Music] 246 00:17:57,400 --> 00:18:00,400 she 247 00:18:05,810 --> 00:18:08,970 [Music] 248 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:30,320 oh 249 00:18:40,110 --> 00:18:50,749 [Music] 250 00:18:56,960 --> 00:19:00,320 Great Balls of Fire 251 00:19:03,679 --> 00:19:09,679 you see something 252 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:13,720 boy you know what the sh Hiller 253 00:19:09,679 --> 00:19:17,080 was it looked like a a monster there's 254 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:20,930 no such thing is monsters boy it was a 255 00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:22,919 godd dang burglar let's move 256 00:19:20,930 --> 00:19:26,880 [Music] 257 00:19:22,919 --> 00:19:28,880 out it looks weird sometimes them 258 00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:31,960 burglers wear Halloween Mas 259 00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:31,960 they scared the poop out 260 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:37,840 you you get the jacket I'll break out 261 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:37,840 the fire 262 00:19:42,950 --> 00:19:46,069 [Music] 263 00:19:50,799 --> 00:19:55,760 power survival Rangers first priority is 264 00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:56,600 defend the home unit you got that boy 265 00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:58,720 yes 266 00:19:56,600 --> 00:20:03,120 sir and what I told what you about the 267 00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:03,120 30 round magazine boy I remember 268 00:20:18,130 --> 00:20:21,239 [Music] 269 00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:30,600 Grandpa all right boy let's 270 00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:44,120 go come on Mr putterman I don't have all 271 00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:44,120 night 272 00:20:54,200 --> 00:21:00,080 here remember boy the best way to stop 273 00:20:57,159 --> 00:21:05,120 the enemy brain 274 00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:09,919 shot what a tool job stand the man putt 275 00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:13,720 the putt can't even get a heiny for the 276 00:21:09,919 --> 00:21:17,400 road you hear that why be a God dang son 277 00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:17,400 of a gun they're steing the 278 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:24,000 radar what the 279 00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:30,159 heck stay right where you are 280 00:21:28,250 --> 00:21:34,120 [Music] 281 00:21:30,159 --> 00:21:36,720 hey guys it's me Norton remember Norton 282 00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:40,000 the satellite guy what the heck are you 283 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:41,320 doing out here hey no problem sir uh Mr 284 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:43,600 putterman called me to come check out 285 00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:45,200 the dish I rang the front Bell but 286 00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:48,120 nobody was 287 00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:51,720 home we thought we saw a burgler did you 288 00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:53,159 see anyone no not me guy you wouldn't by 289 00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:56,080 any chance have one of them Halloween 290 00:21:53,159 --> 00:21:56,080 masks in there would 291 00:21:57,039 --> 00:22:03,720 you uh listen Oella I'm just here to 292 00:22:00,159 --> 00:22:06,480 check out the dish so if you don't mind 293 00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:06,480 I'll get back to 294 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:12,320 work all right boy let's go Recon the 295 00:22:16,550 --> 00:22:22,309 [Music] 296 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:29,960 [Music] 297 00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:29,960 house 298 00:22:35,460 --> 00:22:38,519 [Music] 299 00:22:40,940 --> 00:22:51,109 [Music] 300 00:22:52,279 --> 00:22:56,279 damn I hate these do-it-yourself 301 00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:59,960 100s 302 00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:07,679 go Scout the den you stay put keep the 303 00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:10,880 front door cover I'm going with you stay 304 00:23:07,679 --> 00:23:14,039 put Soldier remember your chain of 305 00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:14,039 command yes 306 00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:29,880 sir 307 00:23:30,580 --> 00:23:51,240 [Music] 308 00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:51,240 Grandpa you 309 00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:56,760 okay hey okay little 310 00:23:56,880 --> 00:24:02,360 buddy 311 00:23:59,120 --> 00:24:06,320 Mighty Mr putterman this is disgusting 312 00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:06,320 to keep these Electronics clean 313 00:24:08,540 --> 00:24:18,360 [Music] 314 00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:21,279 nut 315 00:24:18,360 --> 00:24:26,200 Papa did you hear that say what little 316 00:24:21,279 --> 00:24:28,330 buddy a scream something weird H be 317 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:35,650 right there soldier 318 00:24:28,330 --> 00:24:35,650 [Music] 319 00:24:40,810 --> 00:24:46,839 [Music] 320 00:24:50,039 --> 00:24:52,720 make a little 321 00:24:56,760 --> 00:25:01,820 B 322 00:24:59,180 --> 00:25:10,779 [Applause] 323 00:25:01,820 --> 00:25:10,779 [Music] 324 00:25:12,750 --> 00:25:20,370 [Applause] 325 00:25:20,590 --> 00:25:25,119 [Music] 326 00:25:26,679 --> 00:25:29,679 St 327 00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:51,979 [Music] 328 00:25:56,679 --> 00:25:59,679 all 329 00:26:07,850 --> 00:26:21,070 [Music] 330 00:26:27,279 --> 00:26:31,240 CER 331 00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:33,120 hello I need the police police 332 00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:36,320 department officer nuty speaking hello 333 00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:39,679 police who's calling please my Granda I 334 00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:43,279 mean a monster I mean the TV I mean 335 00:26:39,679 --> 00:26:44,880 Sherman putterman now Sherman are you 336 00:26:43,279 --> 00:26:47,559 aware that what you're doing is a 337 00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:49,760 criminal offense huh there's a law 338 00:26:47,559 --> 00:26:52,520 against pranked phone calls no really I 339 00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:55,279 swear there's a monster on TV and a 340 00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:57,440 Granda the TV guy now listen here 341 00:26:55,279 --> 00:26:59,360 Sherman putterman I come out and arrest 342 00:26:57,440 --> 00:27:01,120 your your ass but lucky for you I've got 343 00:26:59,360 --> 00:27:03,700 some real police emergencies to attend 344 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:06,779 to no please 345 00:27:03,700 --> 00:27:06,779 [Music] 346 00:27:24,559 --> 00:27:29,520 wait hey let's go 347 00:27:30,799 --> 00:27:35,080 come on 348 00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:37,840 bab come on come 349 00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:41,960 on 350 00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:45,399 voila otherwise known as the uh leure 351 00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:49,720 Zone wow he really got a sensuous type 352 00:27:45,399 --> 00:27:52,240 place here so Ral so magnificent and so 353 00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:54,120 isolated from the city that's what we 354 00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:56,720 love about it yeah it's kind of a nature 355 00:27:54,120 --> 00:28:00,320 trip puts you in touch with the uh real 356 00:27:56,720 --> 00:28:03,200 you cities are so nasty these days don't 357 00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:05,760 you think absolutely the cesspools of 358 00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:09,000 civilization we much prefer to live on 359 00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:10,679 the yacht yeah uh say babe you know I 360 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:12,919 think I better check on Norton see how 361 00:28:10,679 --> 00:28:16,200 he's doing with that satellite dish 362 00:28:12,919 --> 00:28:21,880 excuse me oh is he going to be joining 363 00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:23,399 us Sherman Mom Grandpa a monster for 364 00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:25,960 Christ's sake he's having another one of 365 00:28:23,399 --> 00:28:29,039 his attacks Sherman wake up Sherman 366 00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:32,480 you're dreaming no really it's in the 367 00:28:29,039 --> 00:28:34,919 TV um Stanley why don't you show Sparro 368 00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:37,799 and Cherry around I'll just be a minute 369 00:28:34,919 --> 00:28:39,720 good idea maybe we should leave oh no no 370 00:28:37,799 --> 00:28:43,480 don't you dare no he just needs a 371 00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:46,480 pill now go on go on have 372 00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:46,480 fun 373 00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:52,080 please what are you doing out of bed 374 00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:57,200 Sherman 375 00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:59,880 pman the pleasure Den wow this place is 376 00:28:57,200 --> 00:29:03,440 like like really 377 00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:04,799 awesome art collectors eh oh hell yeah 378 00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:07,720 listen I know a place where you can get 379 00:29:04,799 --> 00:29:07,720 all this stuff real 380 00:29:09,679 --> 00:29:13,279 cheap all right 381 00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:22,039 Norton hey Norton looking good guy 382 00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:23,279 Norton hey uh listen I'd invite you in 383 00:29:22,039 --> 00:29:25,120 for a beer or something but we got 384 00:29:23,279 --> 00:29:27,799 company now so take off okay I'll check 385 00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:30,640 with you later appreciate it babe a cool 386 00:29:27,799 --> 00:29:34,360 guy service seven days a week handles 387 00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:34,360 only the best but 388 00:29:34,679 --> 00:29:40,320 hey on to the pleasure to the 389 00:29:41,919 --> 00:29:47,799 pleasure I'm me you silly why do you 390 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:50,679 have to pull this when we have company 391 00:29:47,799 --> 00:29:52,760 who left the TV on no Mom there's a 392 00:29:50,679 --> 00:29:57,559 monster Sherman you're not going to make 393 00:29:52,760 --> 00:30:00,440 me call Dr Silverman are you Mom look 394 00:29:57,559 --> 00:30:03,039 Sherman what have you done that's where 395 00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:03,039 grandpa 396 00:30:04,519 --> 00:30:12,000 was what a 397 00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:15,440 mess it killed him in the TV guy 398 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:19,960 honestly I cannot leave you two alone an 399 00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:19,960 hour without some kind of 400 00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:29,240 disaster 401 00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:42,320 Tada the pleasure 402 00:30:42,799 --> 00:30:48,000 Dome 403 00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:51,720 wow now this is what I call 404 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:56,240 romantic magnificent Architects your 405 00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:59,880 Greek influenced Roman guy Roman all the 406 00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:59,880 way hey check it 407 00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:10,679 out I got 408 00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:16,399 thisy 409 00:31:13,399 --> 00:31:16,399 half 410 00:31:16,679 --> 00:31:21,799 youry it seems to me 411 00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:27,880 wild a new wave 412 00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:32,159 chicks satellite 413 00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:34,000 in the weirdest from all over the 414 00:31:32,159 --> 00:31:37,080 world I 415 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:41,080 got this 416 00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:45,760 movie what what is this movie I think I 417 00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:45,760 read for a part in it one time bunch of 418 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:54,880 creeps people of Earth you must heed my 419 00:31:50,919 --> 00:31:58,000 warning destroy your satellite receivers 420 00:31:54,880 --> 00:32:01,159 dismantle your communication system s 421 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:04,720 render your television sets inoperable 422 00:32:01,159 --> 00:32:08,200 for the next 200 Earth years it may 423 00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:10,360 already be too late I I don't know it it 424 00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:13,240 looks kind of like that Japanese thing 425 00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:15,200 you know Whatchamacallit you know with 426 00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:17,679 the Martian steal all the Earth women 427 00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:19,120 and knock them up you know to to 428 00:32:17,679 --> 00:32:23,880 repopulate 429 00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:27,360 Mars that sounds kinky is that 430 00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:30,279 hardcore fantastic idea for a movie 431 00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:32,960 martians didling the women of the 432 00:32:30,279 --> 00:32:37,080 universe yeah yeah yeah yeah you get it 433 00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:37,080 spirro Intergalactic 434 00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:59,240 Swingers dad are you 435 00:32:56,039 --> 00:33:03,240 decent told your God dang horses I'm 436 00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:07,240 changing in here see it was all a dream 437 00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:07,240 no Grandpa's dead 438 00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:14,440 Sharm hope so soon I'm just taking care 439 00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:17,480 of business here everything okay Dad 440 00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:20,159 okay yeah I guess so everything a okay 441 00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:23,559 with you there's a big mess in the den 442 00:33:20,159 --> 00:33:25,679 dad do you know anything about it mess I 443 00:33:23,559 --> 00:33:27,960 don't know anything about a mess dear it 444 00:33:25,679 --> 00:33:30,279 must have been Sherman I'm just taken 445 00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:30,279 care of 446 00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:36,240 business get to bed young man we will 447 00:33:33,799 --> 00:33:38,320 talk about this in the morning no Mom 448 00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:41,240 really something weird is going on I 449 00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:43,120 swear Sherman putterman I am fed up if 450 00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:44,760 you're too big of a [ __ ] to spend the 451 00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:45,720 night alone you just spend the night 452 00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:51,240 with 453 00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:54,720 Grandpa no Mom get in there Mom get 454 00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:58,679 in dad is it all right if Sherman spends 455 00:33:54,720 --> 00:34:02,240 the night with you mom please let me out 456 00:33:58,679 --> 00:34:07,080 come on Mom please W be good Mom just 457 00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:10,919 let me out please Mom please I won't the 458 00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:14,040 let me out please we all good pleasant 459 00:34:10,919 --> 00:34:17,040 dreams YouTube come on good 460 00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:17,040 night 461 00:34:17,659 --> 00:34:21,589 [Music] 462 00:34:25,879 --> 00:34:28,879 good 463 00:34:34,929 --> 00:34:38,899 [Music] 464 00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:44,800 Grandpa Grandpa where are 465 00:34:55,879 --> 00:34:58,879 you 466 00:34:59,290 --> 00:35:05,560 [Music] 467 00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:11,440 Grandpa you playing surprise 468 00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:20,200 attack 469 00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:28,160 grandpa I hear you 470 00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:30,920 Grandpa out of 471 00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:41,099 there or I'll open up on 472 00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:41,099 [Music] 473 00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:53,240 you there hey 474 00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:57,119 babe that didn't take long did 475 00:35:53,240 --> 00:35:59,560 it I didn't miss anything exciting oh 476 00:35:57,119 --> 00:36:04,200 Stanley was just showing us the wonders 477 00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:07,119 of satellite TV he a real video pirate 478 00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:10,000 eh I just really love your house here 479 00:36:07,119 --> 00:36:13,599 it's so I don't know it's kind of kind 480 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:16,319 of weird yeah thank you we did it 481 00:36:13,599 --> 00:36:18,560 ourselves hey babe is is everything cool 482 00:36:16,319 --> 00:36:20,800 with Sherm he's in with dead doing 483 00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:22,240 terrific you know you really got a cute 484 00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:24,280 kid there have you ever thought about 485 00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:28,000 putting him in the movies I mean I know 486 00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:30,079 a really sweet agent God no Sherman's 487 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,640 much too neurotic to be an actor yeah 488 00:36:30,079 --> 00:36:35,560 the only thing the kid is interested in 489 00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:39,319 is being a soldier oh such a manly 490 00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:42,720 Pursuit raping and pillaging creating 491 00:36:39,319 --> 00:36:44,400 life and taking it away like the gods of 492 00:36:42,720 --> 00:36:48,400 the ancient 493 00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:50,920 Greeks well hey K I mean I'm a lover not 494 00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:54,119 a fighter 495 00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:57,920 comend uh spearo why don't you come help 496 00:36:54,119 --> 00:37:02,480 me make the drinks excellent idea I make 497 00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:07,520 a wonderful Margarita very unusual go 498 00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:10,319 for it Rael do you have oo uh no I don't 499 00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:14,040 even know what it is too bad I make a 500 00:37:10,319 --> 00:37:14,040 delicious oo 501 00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:24,040 Margarita so 502 00:37:21,720 --> 00:37:25,599 uh here we 503 00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:27,760 are 504 00:37:25,599 --> 00:37:31,440 yeah 505 00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:34,160 is it cool if I get in there cool babe 506 00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:37,680 it's a perfect 98.6 like floating in 507 00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:41,280 your mother's womb cool hey go for it 508 00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:44,760 that's what it's there for 509 00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:44,760 okay holy 510 00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:55,599 Tomatoes oh it tickles are you coming 511 00:37:52,599 --> 00:37:57,760 yeah I just got to change my 512 00:37:55,599 --> 00:37:59,839 clothes 513 00:37:57,760 --> 00:38:01,200 look whatever you do don't touch this 514 00:37:59,839 --> 00:38:03,480 there's something screwy with the 515 00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:05,680 waterproofing and uh well I wouldn't 516 00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:10,400 want you to get 517 00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:15,599 electrocuted me neither are we back in a 518 00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:15,599 Flash oh man that bikini is dy oh 519 00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:29,359 my what are you looking at you 520 00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:31,839 creep so me Rael how long have you and 521 00:38:29,359 --> 00:38:34,359 Stanley been 522 00:38:31,839 --> 00:38:37,280 swinging but to tell you the truth we've 523 00:38:34,359 --> 00:38:39,160 only tried it a couple of times it's so 524 00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:42,440 hard to meet nice people through the 525 00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:45,359 class of HS oh I know exactly what you 526 00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:49,000 mean one never knows what one is getting 527 00:38:45,359 --> 00:38:52,359 into but you and Cherry you're so sweet 528 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:55,760 regular folk Stanley is such a 529 00:38:52,359 --> 00:38:57,480 fascinating fellow a real Renaissance 530 00:38:55,760 --> 00:39:01,720 Man 531 00:38:57,480 --> 00:39:01,720 definitely he's got a really high 532 00:39:02,620 --> 00:39:09,800 [Music] 533 00:39:06,070 --> 00:39:09,800 [Laughter] 534 00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:19,480 IQ people of Earth please heed my 535 00:39:16,359 --> 00:39:23,640 warning a terrible accident has 536 00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:27,640 occurred I am plar sanitation captain of 537 00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:30,520 the planet pluton a stray energy beam 538 00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:33,640 containing garbage from my substation 539 00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:36,119 may be headed for your solar system and 540 00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:38,400 could possibly result in the total 541 00:39:36,119 --> 00:39:43,680 annihilation of your 542 00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:43,680 species I'm so terribly sorry for the 543 00:39:45,119 --> 00:39:51,760 inconvenience I went to my hairdresser 544 00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:53,880 today to have my hair 545 00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:58,280 ratted you 546 00:39:53,880 --> 00:40:03,520 lie oh it's really something to see we 547 00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:05,420 use live rats you know the snakes just 548 00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:08,530 eat them 549 00:40:05,420 --> 00:40:08,530 [Music] 550 00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:15,520 up what do you know it's time for all 551 00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:17,640 you phone freaks out there to give us a 552 00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:21,640 call share 553 00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:21,640 your darkest 554 00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:29,319 [Music] 555 00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:33,400 heart Meanwhile Back to 556 00:40:29,319 --> 00:40:33,400 attack of something or 557 00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:44,240 other me here who's there is is this 558 00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:47,440 Medusa well who's it sound like it Count 559 00:40:44,240 --> 00:40:50,000 Dracula what's your name I said well 560 00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:54,040 this is Sherman and I have this problem 561 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:58,160 and nobody believes me oh well maybe I 562 00:40:54,040 --> 00:41:01,000 won't believe you either let's hear it 563 00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:04,160 gramp and me we were sleeping and then 564 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:06,119 we woke up and there was this monster 565 00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:08,680 and Grandpa thought it was a burglar and 566 00:41:06,119 --> 00:41:10,440 then we saw the TV guy and the grandpa 567 00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:12,359 disappeared and the monster went inside 568 00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:14,640 the TV and the mom came home with lock 569 00:41:12,359 --> 00:41:18,000 me in the bomb shelter so tell me 570 00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:23,520 Sherman currently under psychiatric care 571 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:23,520 no really sorry Sherman time's 572 00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:28,240 up 573 00:41:37,530 --> 00:41:40,699 [Music] 574 00:41:41,119 --> 00:41:44,119 sh 575 00:41:44,359 --> 00:41:51,000 come come real close to 576 00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:57,680 Medusa all set 577 00:41:55,240 --> 00:42:01,560 your 578 00:41:57,680 --> 00:42:01,560 this one's for you 579 00:42:04,079 --> 00:42:09,240 B pleasant dreams 580 00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:22,319 kitties so tell me Rael is Stanley a 581 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:25,640 manly man oh God yes a real stallion no 582 00:42:22,319 --> 00:42:27,040 what I mean is does Stanley take it like 583 00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:29,960 a man 584 00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:35,440 oh yeah I guess 585 00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:39,640 so I thought so and what about you Spiro 586 00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:45,480 are you a real manly man oh yes indeed 587 00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:46,800 speo xos is the manliest of men speo do 588 00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:49,559 you think that maybe I could have a 589 00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:49,559 little sneak 590 00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:57,200 preview Rael has there been some 591 00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:59,960 misunderstanding 592 00:42:57,200 --> 00:43:01,720 what do you mean well I'm Greek you know 593 00:42:59,960 --> 00:43:04,920 oh of course you're Greek it said so on 594 00:43:01,720 --> 00:43:08,000 the classifies oh don't worry we're not 595 00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:13,920 Prejudice no no no you don't understand 596 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:19,280 I am into Greek Greek culture I like 597 00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:19,280 boys Stanley is such a manly 598 00:43:19,599 --> 00:43:24,760 man oh my God Stanley's never going to 599 00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:24,760 believe 600 00:43:25,079 --> 00:43:28,079 this 601 00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:35,720 SC how's my man man Stanley how 602 00:43:33,240 --> 00:43:40,839 marvelous you 603 00:43:35,720 --> 00:43:40,839 look an old family recipe 604 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:50,440 oh whoa what do you got in here SPL 605 00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:54,400 Rocket Fuel getting ready to uh Blast 606 00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:56,839 Off Stanley uh speo why don't you take 607 00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:58,920 Cherry her drink will join you in a few 608 00:43:56,839 --> 00:44:04,720 seconds excellent 609 00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:07,160 idea see you soon eh tiger you bet 610 00:44:04,720 --> 00:44:11,040 guy 611 00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:14,319 y Down the Hatch yeah but you're 612 00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:17,200 right so uh what do you think you like 613 00:44:14,319 --> 00:44:19,480 them uh well now look they're very nice 614 00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:23,319 but yeah yeah looking good too huh are 615 00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:23,319 we going to swing or 616 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:32,400 what 617 00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:32,400 wow you look soeren my 618 00:44:33,319 --> 00:44:38,760 darling like Cleopatra on the 619 00:44:50,119 --> 00:44:57,960 Nile that's Stanley Hot Stuff 620 00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:57,960 huh 621 00:45:04,079 --> 00:45:08,680 it's a little 622 00:45:05,240 --> 00:45:08,680 warm don't you 623 00:45:11,359 --> 00:45:17,359 think yeah what is this 624 00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:27,880 Al maybe it's a sex 625 00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:27,880 lubricant 626 00:45:32,839 --> 00:45:40,160 huh you are so 627 00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:46,119 beautiful how about a quicky 628 00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:46,119 huh a little a te 629 00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:57,880 eh just a quick little sock 630 00:45:58,590 --> 00:46:01,699 [Applause] 631 00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:18,920 well just going to have to straighten 632 00:46:15,720 --> 00:46:23,800 out old Spiro about The Facts of Life 633 00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:23,800 Now Stanley don't get biter yeah yeah 634 00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:28,960 yes listen SP we got to work something 635 00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:28,960 out 636 00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:35,000 pal where are 637 00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:42,400 they 638 00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:44,280 Sparrow Cherry what the hell did that 639 00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:46,920 homo do to the 640 00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:49,480 jacuz maybe Sparrow's cocktail made 641 00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:54,000 someone scky 642 00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:57,680 poo Stanley yeah Stanley it looks like 643 00:46:54,000 --> 00:47:00,280 something's in there 644 00:46:57,680 --> 00:47:03,599 oh no I hope they didn't electrocute 645 00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:03,599 themselves wait a 646 00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:09,100 minute what is 647 00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:13,040 [Applause] 648 00:47:09,100 --> 00:47:13,040 [Music] 649 00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:20,140 [Applause] 650 00:47:20,580 --> 00:47:27,720 [Music] 651 00:47:24,720 --> 00:47:27,720 that 652 00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:35,489 [Music] 653 00:47:39,839 --> 00:47:44,119 Ohad Police Department Officer na 654 00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:46,079 speaking CL this is Sherman again 655 00:47:44,119 --> 00:47:49,520 there's really a monster it's eating Mom 656 00:47:46,079 --> 00:47:51,280 and Dad please help me I warned you 657 00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:54,720 about this son you are in a hell of a 658 00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:57,720 heap of trouble screw 659 00:47:54,720 --> 00:47:57,720 you 660 00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:08,280 remember what I Tau you about explos Boy 661 00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:08,280 blow your dang balls 662 00:48:13,090 --> 00:48:20,790 [Music] 663 00:48:19,110 --> 00:48:24,639 [Applause] 664 00:48:20,790 --> 00:48:24,639 [Music] 665 00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:27,640 off 666 00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:34,079 It's s like a 667 00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:41,349 [Music] 668 00:48:54,599 --> 00:49:00,319 party 669 00:48:56,640 --> 00:49:02,920 did you feel something yeah like 3.5 on 670 00:49:00,319 --> 00:49:02,920 the RoR 671 00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:14,079 scale Army dude what are you doing up 672 00:49:11,720 --> 00:49:18,119 this late Sher are Mom and Dad home yet 673 00:49:14,079 --> 00:49:22,400 s stay here something weird is going 674 00:49:18,119 --> 00:49:25,400 on Sherman what are you doing there's a 675 00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:27,760 monster loose and Ain grandpa I think I 676 00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:29,960 just say Mom and Dad honestly Sherman 677 00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:34,200 sometimes you are such a 678 00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:36,359 nerd sis don't go in there Sherman stop 679 00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:38,400 it yeah buzz off dude I want to party 680 00:49:36,359 --> 00:49:40,520 are Mom and Dad home yet they were here 681 00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:42,599 some other people too the monster got 682 00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:44,160 home Sherman will you shut up about the 683 00:49:42,599 --> 00:49:46,640 monster I'm going to make you take your 684 00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:50,359 pills pills what 685 00:49:46,640 --> 00:49:52,960 color follow me all right dude pill 686 00:49:50,359 --> 00:49:55,559 freak don't worry he'll be asleep in 5 687 00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:58,599 minutes he has these attacks sometimes 688 00:49:55,559 --> 00:49:58,599 like sleep walking or 689 00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:24,440 something so what's the deal Sher 690 00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:30,240 where's the big 691 00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:30,240 monster sh where's Mom and Dad where's 692 00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:40,530 [Music] 693 00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:57,440 grandma's 694 00:51:04,839 --> 00:51:12,760 Whoa man puke City hey y Sharm did you 695 00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:12,760 do 696 00:51:20,799 --> 00:51:26,280 this careful you geek that thing's 697 00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:29,359 loaded Sherman give me that f hold no 698 00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:30,160 just one on the bomb shelter follow me 699 00:51:29,359 --> 00:51:34,160 come 700 00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:37,839 on be right back okay baby 701 00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:37,839 swe hey what's on El 702 00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:51,640 tubo 703 00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:54,359 Mom 704 00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:57,359 Dad are you 705 00:51:54,359 --> 00:51:57,359 there 706 00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:08,000 hi 707 00:52:03,240 --> 00:52:11,720 kids Cherry SPO these are the kids hi 708 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:16,160 yes remember kids you do your thing we 709 00:52:11,720 --> 00:52:18,839 do ours mother that is so disgusting 710 00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:20,880 night night now kids try and keep it 711 00:52:18,839 --> 00:52:24,280 down will you 712 00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:25,920 thanks me 713 00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:27,359 out 714 00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:30,240 have any of you seen 715 00:52:27,359 --> 00:52:32,599 Gramps right here honeybee just taking 716 00:52:30,240 --> 00:52:32,599 care of 717 00:52:32,799 --> 00:52:37,280 business Gramps that is totally 718 00:52:38,799 --> 00:52:42,640 sicko I thought it was a 719 00:52:43,240 --> 00:52:50,680 monster that's okay Sherman someday 720 00:52:46,599 --> 00:52:54,240 you'll understand earthlings please you 721 00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:58,000 must heed my warning its appetite is 722 00:52:54,240 --> 00:53:01,599 insatiable its curiosity is boundless 723 00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:06,079 its strength Knows No Limits it will 724 00:53:01,599 --> 00:53:08,040 continue to absorb all life Sherman will 725 00:53:06,079 --> 00:53:09,960 you please buzz now go to bed or 726 00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:12,760 something we want to hang out hey take 727 00:53:09,960 --> 00:53:17,000 this stupid movie is just this one dude 728 00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:19,520 talking earthlings please you must my 729 00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:22,079 warning he's talking about the monster 730 00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:25,400 will you shut up about the monster go to 731 00:53:22,079 --> 00:53:29,119 bed there are no such things as monsters 732 00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:31,960 mutating endlessly until your planet is 733 00:53:29,119 --> 00:53:31,960 a Barren 734 00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:36,960 Wasteland W 735 00:53:37,839 --> 00:53:41,920 psychedelic here is the 736 00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:57,160 monster 737 00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:07,200 [Music] 738 00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:07,200 don't shoot me 739 00:54:13,020 --> 00:54:18,559 [Music] 740 00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:18,559 dude no 741 00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:23,280 no no get 742 00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:29,999 away no 743 00:54:26,860 --> 00:54:29,999 [Music] 744 00:54:33,210 --> 00:54:36,360 [Music] 745 00:54:54,079 --> 00:54:57,079 a 746 00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:15,760 o get 747 00:55:17,119 --> 00:55:22,359 away 748 00:55:19,359 --> 00:55:22,359 dude 749 00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:27,000 stay 750 00:55:33,799 --> 00:55:40,359 wow a real life 751 00:55:37,240 --> 00:55:43,520 monster I told 752 00:55:40,359 --> 00:55:45,119 you did you see that he looked right at 753 00:55:43,520 --> 00:55:47,599 my studs and cooled 754 00:55:45,119 --> 00:55:54,000 out this dude's into 755 00:55:47,599 --> 00:55:57,000 Metal He's So Bary he is not 756 00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:57,000 cool 757 00:56:01,640 --> 00:56:06,799 oh this is too rude hey you guys 758 00:56:04,319 --> 00:56:09,079 remember that movie you know the one 759 00:56:06,799 --> 00:56:10,200 about the little space guy made you cry 760 00:56:09,079 --> 00:56:14,319 like a 761 00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:17,280 butthole e stupid 762 00:56:14,319 --> 00:56:19,480 yeah okay stand back 763 00:56:17,280 --> 00:56:23,920 guys careful 764 00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:26,920 baby okay easy 765 00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:26,920 dude 766 00:56:28,079 --> 00:56:32,400 okay 767 00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:35,839 dude easy now big monster 768 00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:35,839 dude come on 769 00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:42,680 now 770 00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:42,680 whoa easy 771 00:56:53,880 --> 00:57:01,200 dude 772 00:56:56,079 --> 00:57:01,200 all right R totally 773 00:57:07,119 --> 00:57:14,280 awesome food this is called food it's 774 00:57:11,760 --> 00:57:17,960 good for you yum 775 00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:17,960 yum check it out 776 00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:22,079 dude M 777 00:57:22,640 --> 00:57:32,400 good food m H see it's good for you like 778 00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:42,429 vegetables mother says eat your 779 00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:42,429 [Music] 780 00:57:43,280 --> 00:57:48,839 vegetables my D spin it out food say 781 00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:51,640 [Music] 782 00:57:48,839 --> 00:57:56,799 it yeah that's s 783 00:57:51,640 --> 00:57:56,799 right all right nice one dude 784 00:57:57,370 --> 00:58:01,119 [Music] 785 00:57:59,240 --> 00:58:03,040 yeah here try something go ahead dude 786 00:58:01,119 --> 00:58:09,750 pick 787 00:58:03,040 --> 00:58:09,750 [Music] 788 00:58:12,610 --> 00:58:15,699 [Music] 789 00:58:18,630 --> 00:58:21,789 [Music] 790 00:58:22,079 --> 00:58:30,599 out this is music 791 00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:30,599 music it's almost as important as 792 00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:37,589 [Music] 793 00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:45,079 food ooh bat tune dude don't ever listen 794 00:58:42,640 --> 00:58:50,760 to that kind of music rots your 795 00:58:45,079 --> 00:58:50,760 brain now this is my band I wrote this 796 00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:59,269 song fit in 797 00:58:56,230 --> 00:58:59,269 [Music] 798 00:59:00,359 --> 00:59:08,790 huh all right 799 00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:08,790 [Music] 800 00:59:11,300 --> 00:59:14,539 [Applause] 801 00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:29,359 dud okay I'm OD 802 00:59:26,359 --> 00:59:29,359 o 803 00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:42,400 d o d o d man 804 00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:42,400 o 805 00:59:43,960 --> 00:59:48,880 man all right man this is incredible let 806 00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:56,240 me 807 00:59:48,880 --> 00:59:59,240 try hi monster I'm Suzie SU 808 00:59:56,240 --> 00:59:59,240 z 809 00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:05,359 z wow he's cute I don't believe 810 01:00:05,599 --> 01:00:13,720 this move over it's my turn okay monster 811 01:00:10,920 --> 01:00:16,720 shman I'm 812 01:00:13,720 --> 01:00:16,720 Sherman 813 01:00:17,119 --> 01:00:23,559 Sherman say it 814 01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:25,770 Sherman 815 01:00:23,559 --> 01:00:30,670 shman 816 01:00:25,770 --> 01:00:30,670 [Music] 817 01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:35,359 shman yeah shman 818 01:00:38,079 --> 01:00:41,600 Sherman this is 819 01:00:40,440 --> 01:00:42,920 TV 820 01:00:41,600 --> 01:00:45,280 [Music] 821 01:00:42,920 --> 01:00:48,799 TV next to food and music this is 822 01:00:45,280 --> 01:00:51,119 Mankind's greatest invention watch I had 823 01:00:48,799 --> 01:00:53,520 a date the other 824 01:00:51,119 --> 01:00:57,160 night poor 825 01:00:53,520 --> 01:01:01,200 fell I turned all the lights off and I 826 01:00:57,160 --> 01:01:02,880 whispered to him whatever you do honey 827 01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:08,680 don't look at 828 01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:11,079 me one glance you're hard as a 829 01:01:08,680 --> 01:01:13,240 rock needless to 830 01:01:11,079 --> 01:01:15,720 say poor 831 01:01:13,240 --> 01:01:19,119 guy 832 01:01:15,720 --> 01:01:19,980 P now you see why I have this thing for 833 01:01:19,119 --> 01:01:22,440 phone 834 01:01:19,980 --> 01:01:26,839 [Music] 835 01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:28,540 free he guys come here a minute be right 836 01:01:26,839 --> 01:01:32,090 back okay 837 01:01:28,540 --> 01:01:32,090 [Music] 838 01:01:33,839 --> 01:01:41,839 monster what are we going to do with 839 01:01:37,079 --> 01:01:46,240 it we're going to make a million bucks 840 01:01:41,839 --> 01:01:48,720 huh don't you see this is like amazing I 841 01:01:46,240 --> 01:01:53,359 mean a monster from outer space and like 842 01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:54,799 it's like we own him oh yeah rude I mean 843 01:01:53,359 --> 01:01:55,920 that guy probably doesn't even know what 844 01:01:54,799 --> 01:02:00,480 money 845 01:01:55,920 --> 01:02:02,920 is hey wait a minute boo who said 846 01:02:00,480 --> 01:02:05,920 anything about you I'm the one who saw 847 01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:10,240 him first Grandpa and me discovered him 848 01:02:05,920 --> 01:02:12,960 he came through our TV he's our property 849 01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:15,240 hey Spud I'm the one who communicated 850 01:02:12,960 --> 01:02:18,680 with him first he takes orders from me 851 01:02:15,240 --> 01:02:21,240 so watch it dude come on you guys don't 852 01:02:18,680 --> 01:02:24,880 be so selfish why can't he belong to all 853 01:02:21,240 --> 01:02:28,079 of us yeah come on dude 854 01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:31,200 this is like a miracle or something 855 01:02:28,079 --> 01:02:34,640 there'll be plenty of dough for all of 856 01:02:31,200 --> 01:02:37,039 us what about Mom and Dad shouldn't we 857 01:02:34,640 --> 01:02:39,160 tell them forget Mom and Dad we don't 858 01:02:37,039 --> 01:02:42,000 have to share anything with them they 859 01:02:39,160 --> 01:02:44,000 wouldn't believe us anyway so like 860 01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:48,480 Partners 861 01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:48,480 okay Partners okay 862 01:02:48,520 --> 01:02:54,400 Sher I guess 863 01:02:50,920 --> 01:02:55,760 so oh cool cool you guys are really cool 864 01:02:54,400 --> 01:02:57,359 cool 865 01:02:55,760 --> 01:03:02,520 man 866 01:02:57,359 --> 01:03:05,079 so first thing I think we have to get 867 01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:06,720 him on 868 01:03:05,079 --> 01:03:10,319 TV 869 01:03:06,720 --> 01:03:16,119 well it's time for Medusa's beauty sleep 870 01:03:10,319 --> 01:03:19,359 now Kitty so till next week Medusa hopes 871 01:03:16,119 --> 01:03:22,279 you have some 872 01:03:19,359 --> 01:03:25,260 real 873 01:03:22,279 --> 01:03:28,419 wet nightmare 874 01:03:25,260 --> 01:03:28,419 [Music] 875 01:03:32,680 --> 01:03:39,480 I know we do so maybe she'll help us 876 01:03:36,720 --> 01:03:43,279 yeah dude she understands monsters let's 877 01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:45,920 call her but no more Partners 878 01:03:43,279 --> 01:03:47,599 okay here let me do the talking no I've 879 01:03:45,920 --> 01:03:50,279 already called her once tonight she 880 01:03:47,599 --> 01:03:53,279 knows me you told her about the monster 881 01:03:50,279 --> 01:03:56,119 yeah but she didn't believe me either 882 01:03:53,279 --> 01:03:58,160 she 883 01:03:56,119 --> 01:03:59,400 what's the matter 884 01:03:58,160 --> 01:04:03,110 [Music] 885 01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:06,749 dude whoa I help this guy's house 886 01:04:03,110 --> 01:04:06,749 [Music] 887 01:04:06,880 --> 01:04:12,720 train for Christ sake somebody get me 888 01:04:10,039 --> 01:04:15,440 out of this thing oh Medusa you were 889 01:04:12,720 --> 01:04:19,000 wonderful tonight you were absolutely 890 01:04:15,440 --> 01:04:21,240 brilliant come on come on come on hey Al 891 01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:23,200 give me a brew and uh give me a smoke 892 01:04:21,240 --> 01:04:27,319 okay I'll be right back all right thanks 893 01:04:23,200 --> 01:04:30,720 pal show's over sucker hello Medusa this 894 01:04:27,319 --> 01:04:34,039 is Sherman again remember me 895 01:04:30,720 --> 01:04:36,559 Sherman skito well you know that monster 896 01:04:34,039 --> 01:04:38,559 I told you about he's really here we're 897 01:04:36,559 --> 01:04:42,240 teaching him to talk me and my sister 898 01:04:38,559 --> 01:04:45,880 and me man OT Riley well listen Sherman 899 01:04:42,240 --> 01:04:49,720 I've had a long night so uh call me next 900 01:04:45,880 --> 01:04:49,720 week huh we'll chatt it up but 901 01:04:49,839 --> 01:04:55,079 wait Medusa or who's this you split 902 01:04:52,920 --> 01:04:57,599 personality this is Susie putterman 903 01:04:55,079 --> 01:05:00,240 Sherman's sister business manager for 904 01:04:57,599 --> 01:05:04,279 the monster from outer space so tell me 905 01:05:00,240 --> 01:05:06,279 Susie is your whole family little cuckoo 906 01:05:04,279 --> 01:05:08,400 please Medusa this is serious he's a 907 01:05:06,279 --> 01:05:11,359 real life monster we want to know how to 908 01:05:08,400 --> 01:05:13,480 get him on TV listen kid you want a 909 01:05:11,359 --> 01:05:15,319 guest spot talk to the lamman people 910 01:05:13,480 --> 01:05:18,240 Medusa is strictly 911 01:05:15,319 --> 01:05:21,559 solo well if you excuse me I got to hit 912 01:05:18,240 --> 01:05:25,119 some parties please Medusa I'm sure if 913 01:05:21,559 --> 01:05:27,839 you saw him you'd be interested oh yeah 914 01:05:25,119 --> 01:05:32,119 yeah and we're having sort of a party 915 01:05:27,839 --> 01:05:34,400 for him here right now a real fun party 916 01:05:32,119 --> 01:05:36,799 party huh you could just come and take a 917 01:05:34,400 --> 01:05:39,839 look no obligation he's going to be a 918 01:05:36,799 --> 01:05:43,760 big sensation he talks in everything if 919 01:05:39,839 --> 01:05:45,960 you don't help us someone will oh yeah 920 01:05:43,760 --> 01:05:48,319 we're on cutterman Lane off Lonesome 921 01:05:45,960 --> 01:05:50,880 Canyon at the end of the road well like 922 01:05:48,319 --> 01:05:54,520 I said kid I got some other parties to 923 01:05:50,880 --> 01:05:56,880 hit so uh don't count on me anytime soon 924 01:05:54,520 --> 01:05:56,880 bye 925 01:05:57,559 --> 01:06:04,400 now she coming who knows she had a 926 01:06:02,039 --> 01:06:04,400 crummy 927 01:06:07,599 --> 01:06:12,799 attitude that's okay guy there's always 928 01:06:10,880 --> 01:06:14,490 something else on that's what's so cool 929 01:06:12,799 --> 01:06:16,080 about 930 01:06:14,490 --> 01:06:17,470 [Music] 931 01:06:16,080 --> 01:06:20,690 [Applause] 932 01:06:17,470 --> 01:06:20,690 [Music] 933 01:06:20,880 --> 01:06:26,000 TV survival Ranger 934 01:06:26,880 --> 01:06:32,760 hey h your horses turkey what are you 935 01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:36,960 doing hey man nothing this guy just 936 01:06:32,760 --> 01:06:36,960 doesn't dig commercials be careful you 937 01:06:38,880 --> 01:06:46,880 guys mus come on now be quiet okay dude 938 01:06:44,079 --> 01:06:49,440 don't be so impatient 939 01:06:46,880 --> 01:06:53,000 butthole what's your 940 01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:56,000 name what planet are you 941 01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:56,000 from 942 01:06:58,040 --> 01:07:01,170 [Music] 943 01:07:01,240 --> 01:07:06,599 doesn't know what you're talking about 944 01:07:02,920 --> 01:07:08,480 he's just a monster I'll get it her 945 01:07:06,599 --> 01:07:12,920 already no 946 01:07:08,480 --> 01:07:12,920 way hey hey don't let any strangers 947 01:07:15,839 --> 01:07:25,160 in I have a warrant here for the arrest 948 01:07:18,440 --> 01:07:27,520 of Sherman putterman huh hi guy I'm on 949 01:07:25,160 --> 01:07:27,520 hi 950 01:07:28,039 --> 01:07:33,839 monster hey it's that same dude again 951 01:07:30,839 --> 01:07:36,279 too late its appetite is 952 01:07:33,839 --> 01:07:39,079 uncontrollable the slightest excitement 953 01:07:36,279 --> 01:07:41,920 can trigger a monstrous eating 954 01:07:39,079 --> 01:07:43,720 binge B at anything he's talking about 955 01:07:41,920 --> 01:07:47,160 the 956 01:07:43,720 --> 01:07:47,160 monster I am 957 01:07:48,480 --> 01:07:55,920 [Applause] 958 01:07:51,559 --> 01:07:55,920 your hey hey who 959 01:07:56,079 --> 01:08:00,079 we're uh having a little uh 960 01:08:01,080 --> 01:08:04,139 [Applause] 961 01:08:04,240 --> 01:08:12,680 party hey 962 01:08:07,839 --> 01:08:12,680 hey hey I said shut up 963 01:08:15,730 --> 01:08:22,779 [Music] 964 01:08:22,839 --> 01:08:25,839 butthole 965 01:08:27,679 --> 01:08:33,679 my god get back 966 01:08:31,040 --> 01:08:35,000 lady just run quick free son you're 967 01:08:33,679 --> 01:08:37,040 under 968 01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:39,300 arrest hey 969 01:08:37,040 --> 01:08:42,479 [Music] 970 01:08:39,300 --> 01:08:42,479 [Applause] 971 01:08:52,799 --> 01:08:55,799 hey 972 01:08:56,679 --> 01:09:01,239 hey you kids come back 973 01:08:59,080 --> 01:09:04,819 here you come out of there I'm going to 974 01:09:01,239 --> 01:09:08,049 come in after you damn you kids 975 01:09:04,819 --> 01:09:08,049 [Music] 976 01:09:17,270 --> 01:09:20,459 [Applause] 977 01:09:22,719 --> 01:09:25,719 you 978 01:09:28,550 --> 01:09:39,060 [Applause] 979 01:09:32,590 --> 01:09:39,060 [Music] 980 01:09:40,239 --> 01:09:48,199 what happened so that space guy on 981 01:09:43,719 --> 01:09:53,239 TV went crazy where's 982 01:09:48,199 --> 01:09:55,719 o it ate him oh my God what are we going 983 01:09:53,239 --> 01:09:55,719 to do 984 01:09:56,560 --> 01:10:02,600 we're going to blow his butt to Kingdom 985 01:10:03,400 --> 01:10:09,520 Come 986 01:10:05,520 --> 01:10:11,040 huh first secure the 987 01:10:09,520 --> 01:10:13,560 perimeter 988 01:10:11,040 --> 01:10:17,800 sh I'm calling the 989 01:10:13,560 --> 01:10:17,800 cops second break out the 990 01:10:19,640 --> 01:10:25,960 Firepower Doo they cut off our phone 991 01:10:23,800 --> 01:10:28,640 Sherman have you been making prank calls 992 01:10:25,960 --> 01:10:32,159 again here best chance of stoping is a 993 01:10:28,640 --> 01:10:35,400 brain shot what are you talking about we 994 01:10:32,159 --> 01:10:35,400 don't even know where his brain 995 01:10:38,250 --> 01:10:43,640 [Music] 996 01:10:39,560 --> 01:10:43,640 is this is so stupid 997 01:10:46,670 --> 01:10:54,719 [Music] 998 01:10:50,159 --> 01:10:56,960 charman this is like totally disgusting 999 01:10:54,719 --> 01:11:01,199 let's split we can use that cops radio 1000 01:10:56,960 --> 01:11:01,199 no got to evacuate mom and dad 1001 01:11:05,600 --> 01:11:12,840 first wow these grenades are pretty neat 1002 01:11:10,159 --> 01:11:16,640 maybe I killed it already didn't sound 1003 01:11:12,840 --> 01:11:19,239 too dead when it ate that cop yeah maybe 1004 01:11:16,640 --> 01:11:19,239 I wounded 1005 01:11:20,560 --> 01:11:25,560 [Music] 1006 01:11:22,560 --> 01:11:25,560 it 1007 01:11:37,230 --> 01:11:41,680 [Music] 1008 01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:49,280 gross just get 1009 01:11:50,360 --> 01:11:55,560 [Music] 1010 01:11:52,560 --> 01:11:55,560 back 1011 01:12:06,400 --> 01:12:12,560 mom 1012 01:12:08,840 --> 01:12:12,560 dad you guys in 1013 01:12:15,800 --> 01:12:18,800 here 1014 01:12:22,480 --> 01:12:25,480 Mommy 1015 01:12:33,040 --> 01:12:35,560 are you 1016 01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:55,440 [Music] 1017 01:12:52,440 --> 01:12:55,440 okay 1018 01:13:05,700 --> 01:13:10,090 [Music] 1019 01:13:22,360 --> 01:13:25,360 d 1020 01:13:25,850 --> 01:13:30,569 [Music] 1021 01:13:27,380 --> 01:13:30,569 [Applause] 1022 01:13:38,800 --> 01:13:41,840 let's get out of 1023 01:13:48,760 --> 01:13:56,239 here perfect set up for surprise attack 1024 01:13:52,760 --> 01:13:59,120 attack I'm so sure the Hang grenade 1025 01:13:56,239 --> 01:13:59,120 didn't even phas 1026 01:14:07,200 --> 01:14:10,300 [Music] 1027 01:14:15,840 --> 01:14:19,550 [Applause] 1028 01:14:22,280 --> 01:14:25,280 him 1029 01:14:25,760 --> 01:14:30,960 I've got an idea huh cover 1030 01:14:36,440 --> 01:14:39,530 [Music] 1031 01:14:46,440 --> 01:14:50,210 [Applause] 1032 01:14:52,280 --> 01:14:55,280 me 1033 01:15:07,560 --> 01:15:13,040 hi 1034 01:15:08,400 --> 01:15:13,040 monster it's me 1035 01:15:16,160 --> 01:15:19,210 [Music] 1036 01:15:22,199 --> 01:15:25,199 shman 1037 01:15:25,550 --> 01:15:32,409 [Music] 1038 01:15:41,920 --> 01:15:46,440 this we both fall in the 1039 01:15:48,110 --> 01:15:51,240 [Music] 1040 01:15:52,199 --> 01:15:56,910 water 1041 01:15:53,820 --> 01:15:56,910 [Music] 1042 01:15:57,120 --> 01:16:02,189 [Applause] 1043 01:15:59,100 --> 01:16:02,189 [Music] 1044 01:16:05,250 --> 01:16:08,649 [Applause] 1045 01:16:14,890 --> 01:16:18,489 [Music] 1046 01:16:21,639 --> 01:16:29,639 stop Earth children please I mean you no 1047 01:16:24,679 --> 01:16:29,639 harm I am plar here to save 1048 01:16:30,679 --> 01:16:37,920 you hey it's the space guy from 1049 01:16:35,120 --> 01:16:40,199 TV what do you want from us please 1050 01:16:37,920 --> 01:16:42,639 Earthling there is little time I've come 1051 01:16:40,199 --> 01:16:45,840 to exterminate the hungry 1052 01:16:42,639 --> 01:16:48,679 Beast like what is going on around here 1053 01:16:45,840 --> 01:16:51,280 what is the hungry beast on my planet 1054 01:16:48,679 --> 01:16:53,920 the hungry Beast is a house pet similar 1055 01:16:51,280 --> 01:16:56,480 to your Earthly dogs and cats but they 1056 01:16:53,920 --> 01:16:59,280 are highly unstable prone to mutate 1057 01:16:56,480 --> 01:17:01,239 wildly and eat everything in sight when 1058 01:16:59,280 --> 01:17:05,120 mutation occurs they must be 1059 01:17:01,239 --> 01:17:09,080 exterminated at once you mean like he 1060 01:17:05,120 --> 01:17:12,199 was somebody's pet oh yes they're very 1061 01:17:09,080 --> 01:17:15,040 lovable before they mutate okay but like 1062 01:17:12,199 --> 01:17:17,320 how did it get here in our house in the 1063 01:17:15,040 --> 01:17:20,199 extermination process they are converted 1064 01:17:17,320 --> 01:17:22,639 to Pure Energy beamed to the farthest 1065 01:17:20,199 --> 01:17:25,639 reaches of the universe it's really a 1066 01:17:22,639 --> 01:17:27,199 very safe form of waste disposal yeah 1067 01:17:25,639 --> 01:17:29,760 but but like what did it do with Mommy 1068 01:17:27,199 --> 01:17:32,960 and Daddy and OD and Grant and the TV 1069 01:17:29,760 --> 01:17:36,840 guy the Beast has ingested 1070 01:17:32,960 --> 01:17:38,719 earthlings oh dear Heavens I'll lose my 1071 01:17:36,840 --> 01:17:42,280 position for this who cares about your 1072 01:17:38,719 --> 01:17:44,159 stupid possession what about them well 1073 01:17:42,280 --> 01:17:47,600 we do have a 1074 01:17:44,159 --> 01:17:51,280 process if I can take the Beast back 1075 01:17:47,600 --> 01:17:53,199 alive which isn't likely the victim's 1076 01:17:51,280 --> 01:17:56,120 genes could be extracted from from the 1077 01:17:53,199 --> 01:18:00,000 hungry Beast tissue and grown in special 1078 01:17:56,120 --> 01:18:02,760 serum cultures you mean like clones 1079 01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:05,280 clones of Mommy and Daddy no no they'd 1080 01:18:02,760 --> 01:18:07,840 be the real mommy and 1081 01:18:05,280 --> 01:18:10,280 daddy of course they'd have to live in 1082 01:18:07,840 --> 01:18:10,280 special 1083 01:18:21,920 --> 01:18:24,920 aquariums 1084 01:18:25,760 --> 01:18:31,360 on come on 1085 01:18:27,550 --> 01:18:36,199 [Music] 1086 01:18:31,360 --> 01:18:36,199 come maybe's already calling the 1087 01:18:37,280 --> 01:18:42,760 C now this looks like a happening 1088 01:18:48,150 --> 01:18:51,300 [Music] 1089 01:18:51,920 --> 01:18:57,280 party 1090 01:18:54,560 --> 01:18:57,280 messy 1091 01:19:11,159 --> 01:19:17,520 crowd please children lay down your 1092 01:19:14,080 --> 01:19:17,520 weapons and take me to the 1093 01:19:21,840 --> 01:19:30,280 Beast 1094 01:19:24,560 --> 01:19:34,440 very well let's go son of a [ __ ] 1095 01:19:30,280 --> 01:19:38,360 Medusa not so fast 1096 01:19:34,440 --> 01:19:38,360 [ __ ] ugly 1097 01:19:43,159 --> 01:19:47,880 bastard 1098 01:19:44,880 --> 01:19:47,880 losing 1099 01:19:51,840 --> 01:19:56,840 pressure 1100 01:19:53,880 --> 01:19:56,840 oh my 1101 01:19:56,920 --> 01:20:02,800 God right in the nick of time huh you 1102 01:20:01,080 --> 01:20:06,840 kill them 1103 01:20:02,800 --> 01:20:11,120 span Spaceman please don't 1104 01:20:06,840 --> 01:20:13,000 die hey what's with you guys I just 1105 01:20:11,120 --> 01:20:16,199 saved your ass how about a little 1106 01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:19,760 gratitude you killed him you killed him 1107 01:20:16,199 --> 01:20:23,440 you stupid [ __ ] it was our only hope 1108 01:20:19,760 --> 01:20:27,480 huh hey what are you guys nuts 1109 01:20:23,440 --> 01:20:27,480 hey I'm history man I'm out of 1110 01:20:35,860 --> 01:20:43,430 [Music] 1111 01:20:39,230 --> 01:20:43,430 [Applause] 1112 01:20:48,010 --> 01:20:53,820 [Applause] 1113 01:20:51,719 --> 01:20:56,440 here 1114 01:20:53,820 --> 01:20:59,040 [Music] 1115 01:20:56,440 --> 01:20:59,040 come on 1116 01:20:59,239 --> 01:21:03,609 take I 1117 01:21:00,520 --> 01:21:03,609 [Music] 1118 01:21:05,810 --> 01:21:13,600 [Music] 1119 01:21:09,840 --> 01:21:13,600 can't I'm out of 1120 01:21:21,639 --> 01:21:24,639 here 1121 01:21:28,390 --> 01:21:32,270 [Music] 1122 01:21:34,310 --> 01:21:46,130 [Applause] 1123 01:21:38,930 --> 01:21:46,130 [Music] 1124 01:21:51,639 --> 01:21:54,639 a 1125 01:22:19,120 --> 01:22:24,560 the studio Al and make it 1126 01:22:21,560 --> 01:22:24,560 snappy 1127 01:22:29,680 --> 01:22:32,729 [Music] 1128 01:22:35,210 --> 01:22:43,099 [Music] 1129 01:22:43,800 --> 01:22:50,239 night M and 1130 01:22:47,239 --> 01:22:50,239 Dad 1131 01:22:51,560 --> 01:22:58,000 sleep leaving past their 1132 01:22:56,480 --> 01:23:02,280 bedroom 1133 01:22:58,000 --> 01:23:02,280 door I hear 1134 01:23:02,300 --> 01:23:09,400 [Music] 1135 01:23:05,440 --> 01:23:12,400 the I by of the 1136 01:23:09,400 --> 01:23:12,400 TV 1137 01:23:12,800 --> 01:23:21,480 all I watch Thea eyes turn my 1138 01:23:18,560 --> 01:23:23,470 own I've never 1139 01:23:21,480 --> 01:23:30,240 seen 1140 01:23:23,470 --> 01:23:30,240 [Music] 1141 01:23:35,120 --> 01:23:38,120 without 1142 01:23:38,530 --> 01:23:47,960 [Music] 1143 01:23:45,679 --> 01:23:49,719 you my 1144 01:23:47,960 --> 01:23:51,480 hungers 1145 01:23:49,719 --> 01:23:54,480 get 1146 01:23:51,480 --> 01:23:54,480 you 1147 01:23:54,840 --> 01:23:59,890 by 1148 01:23:57,080 --> 01:24:20,460 of 1149 01:23:59,890 --> 01:24:20,460 [Music] 1150 01:24:21,360 --> 01:24:25,719 all about 1151 01:24:27,120 --> 01:24:33,000 you 1152 01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:33,000 sex 1153 01:24:33,400 --> 01:24:37,320 right 1154 01:24:35,600 --> 01:24:40,320 my 1155 01:24:37,320 --> 01:24:40,320 get 1156 01:24:43,730 --> 01:24:47,650 [Music] 1157 01:24:48,119 --> 01:24:56,960 you I watch the Medusa's eyes were but 1158 01:24:52,719 --> 01:25:05,000 my own reflection I've never 1159 01:24:56,960 --> 01:25:05,000 [Music] 1160 01:25:12,600 --> 01:25:24,040 [Music] 1161 01:25:21,280 --> 01:25:26,600 seen 1162 01:25:24,040 --> 01:25:26,600 will 69493

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