All language subtitles for Love Island USA (2019) S8E17

Previously on
"Love Island USA"...

Greetings, fair maidens.

...a fairy-tale challenge...

- Oh, shit!
- ♪ We own this dance ♪

...stirred up doubts...

"Which prince is
playing the role of the hero,

but is actually the villain?"

Sir KC.

- Oh!
- Oh!

Thou's intentions confuse.

Intentions.
Okay.

It's time
for me to find my princess.

- Oh!
- Oh, my God.

Oh, my God!

...and jealousy.

♪ Dance, dance, dance ♪

Yeah, he went
all out kissing her.

Oh my God!

All right, chill out.
Fucking hell.

- ♪ Ooh ♪
- One boy made his move.

- Do you want to go talk?
- Yeah.

No, but, like lowkey,
could they be kissing right now?

- ♪ Oh! ♪
- And one couple...

KC was one of the only people
that did want to keep Sol.

...came to a crossroads.

♪ We own this dance ♪

I feel like I haven't,
like, explored enough.

I feel like
I look like a dumbass.

♪ We own this dance ♪

Tonight...

Hearts on Fire!

...hearts race.

I've been waiting for this
my whole life!

But a change in plans...

...will change everything.

Oh, my God, it's opening!

- What the fuck?
- Oh!

Oh, shit!

Are you fucking with me?!

- What?
- He's so nasty.

It's here...

...Casa Amor.

♪ Come on flip it up,
turn around ♪

♪ Get down on the ground
with the woke folk ♪

♪ No joke ♪

Welcome to "Love Island USA,"
where Aniya wants to pull KC

about trying to save
another girl from the dumping.

All this drama, and there isn't
a "Sol" in sight.

How do you feel
about the challenge today?

- I felt like it was very fun.
- I had fun, too.

Like, I didn't really
understand Bryce's reasoning

for, like, sliming me,
saying I was a villain.

Yeah, I wanted to talk about
the Sol thing.

- Yeah.
- Like, you keeping her here?

If she was still here,
would you want to--

would you explore that?

I can't-- I don't-- I would
have gave her another chance.

Would you have, like,

wanted to take the initiative
to pull her for a chat?

I feel like I would have pulled
her for a chat, yeah.

Do you still think Sol--
keeping Sol

would have been
the right decision?

Yeah, I feel like it would.

I feel like
it would make more sense.

But you have to think 'cause
Sincere is fully off of it,

'cause Sincere
didn't want to keep her.

So it really, really
would have just been you

pulling her for chats.

- Probably.
- You see?

Probably me. Yeah.

I can see that.

And you looking like--
why are you looking like that?

I'm just taking--
I'm just taking everything in.

How are you feeling?

Like,
I'm not going to lie to you.

I'm going to be
straightforward with you.

- I know.
- I do find it weird

that you were the only one,
like, rooting for her.

You don't got shit
to worry about, bro.

I didn't say I was unhappy.

I know,
but, like, I know how you are.

No. I'm good.

You know what?
Do whatever you want.

I don't-- I don't even care.
- I understand.

I understand. I'm just--
- No, I'm okay. I'm okay.

Just do whatever you want,
for real.

No, that's--
those are not good words--

"Do whatever you want."

I already know-- we're going,

like, we're going backwards
again.

We can't keep doing this cycle.

And, like, look where we're at.
We're in "Love Island."

Like, we're here
to make other connections.

I have to meet other people
other than you.

But you understand
where I'm coming from.

I understand
where you're coming from.

Like, I'm not mad or anything,
but as long as you understand

where I'm coming from...
- I do.

It does sound twisted.

And I'm like,
"Damn, one conversation,

after all the chats that we had,

like, really changed
your perspective on it."

Mnh. Listen, I still-- also
still have to explore, though.

Okay.

Oh, no hug? No--

Ohhh!

Fuck.

Another day
and some more bullshit.

How was your chat with Caleb?

It was-- It was good.

You know,
you were gone for fucking ages.

I wasn't gone that long.

No. You were.
You were gone for a while.

- Was it?
- It was a fair bit.

Just wondering what
you're talking about.

'Cause I know
you're not into him.

Or are you?
I don't know.

It was just like...

we were just kind of talking
about, like,

how I was surprised
he picked me in the challenge.

I was surprised.
Full respect.

Like, he fucking had--
saw the opportunity

to fucking kiss a hot girl--
do it.

It was just more-- I was more
annoyed that he went before me,

took his top off,
and kissed you,

'cause that's the stuff
I was going to--

I was going to take my top off.

I didn't realize
he took his top off.

Well, he took his top--

He took his top off and
then got to do that with you.

So then it felt like I'm--

I've lost the specialness
of doing it with you

'cause you've
already done it now.

It was special with you.

Trust me.

Are you, like,
interested in Caleb now?

I told him we can have
more chats.

Mm. Okay.

He's not somebody I would go
up to in, like, a fucking bar.

But you are interested
in having more chats with him

and potentially
getting to know him in that way?

Yeah, I would say so.

Okay. I'll just pull Melanie
for chats.

See? Like...

What are you
even talking about?

- It's a joke.
- It's not a joke, though.

It's a fucking joke.
Relax.

I'm not, like, threatened,
to be honest with you,

but, like,
if she's open for the chat,

that means there's
a slight little crack,

which means
there's a possibility

of him getting through.

So I would definitely consider
another option in here

if that happens.

You're just like
a kind of little jealous boy.

- No.
- You are.

I can't believe
you're actually open to chats.

That's wild.

Not that-- Not--
It's probably not open.

It's-- I just-- I'm surprised
that you're, like, into him.

- I'm not into him.
- But you could.

- I'm open to chats with him.
- Yeah, fair.

It's, like, fine.
Do your thing.

Kenzie wants to know

if the boys were thinking
about sending her home

and what it would look like
if Gen Z hosted "The View."

I wanted to ask you guys
about last night

and, like, the judging process.

Corbin told me
that y'all were thinking about,

like, sending me home.

Honestly,
you're the last person

we thought about sending home.

The only reason why we thought
about that is 'cause--

their reasoning with Gabe.

Comparing me to Gabe--

I haven't been lustful
like Gabe was.

- Right, right. Right, right.
- You know?

We weren't--
We weren't comparing you.

We weren't comparing,
like, lust.

Yeah, we weren't comparing you
to him.

We were comparing
the experiences, in a sense.

What they're talking about?
I have no idea.

She's asking them how you guys
came up with the decision,

because she feels
some type of way that...

- She was on the list, maybe.
- Yeah.

It was tough. Like,
it was a hard decision to make.

Yeah.

But, no,
I don't want you to think that,

like, you were ever like...
- Yeah.

...we were gonna send you home.

- Yeah.
- I know, like.

I was like, "Damn."
- No.

- Okay, I'm fine now.
- Oh.

I'm fine now.
I'm fine now. I'm fine now.

Are you okay?

- Yeah.
- My cousin.

Just thinking.

About what?
Don't think too much.

- Stop.
- I just talked to Bryce.

About what?

See, why are you stressing now?
- I'm not stressing.

- We had a good talk.
- We had a great talk.

I'm just going to talk to Bryce.
- No.

- I want to talk to my homeboy.
- No.

I want a hug.

Know what?
Tell you what.

You go to talk to Caleb,
and I'll talk to...

- I'm going to bed.
- Oh. Come on.

So give me a hug and a kiss.
I want a good kiss.

- I'm talking to Bryce.
- Okay.

I'm talking to Bryce.
Let me just talk to Bryce.

Are you cooking?

How is you?
You know how this goes.

Can we chat?

You wanna go for a chat?

Um, you know how, obviously,
Caleb and Kayda went for a chat.

Yeah.

Like, she's basically
just told me

she's open for more chats,
basically, with him.

- That's crazy, really.
- Yeah. I was surprised.

I'm not like--
This is what we said is fine.

We said this was gonna happen.
- Yeah.

It's not like I'm annoyed
that she's doing it.

I'm just surprised-- him.
- Right.

When she said,
"I'm not gonna lie.

Yeah, I'm open for more chats."
- Yeah.

It's like, "Oh,
am I not seeing something then?"

Because he's picked her--

He kissed her twice
in the challenge.

She was loving both kisses.
- Mm.

And then, you know,
and I'm thinking,

"Oh, wait, maybe there is
maybe something," you know?

Yeah.

- Want a bite?
- Um. Yes.

Thank you.
- What's wrong?

- Um.
- Private conversation?

I can come back.
- No, no.

Literally, I had the chat
with Caleb tonight.

Obviously, we had a lot
of things to talk about tonight

'cause he picked me
for the thing.

That attraction's not there.

He's not my physical type.
You know what I mean?

But I'm open in this experience,
just like Zach is.

Went to talk to Zach after.

He's not, like, mad,

but he's, like,
obviously jealous.

And he was like,
"I got to talk to Bryce."

- What?
- And I'm like,

"What the fuck do you
have to talk to Bryce about?

You're mad about
literally nothing happening

and me literally only saying,

'Yeah, I'm open to exploring,'
because we're both open."

If you're not open, say that.

He really has nothing
to worry about.

He doesn't. You guys are like
head over heels over each other.

Literally.

And he will realize there's
no reason to be mad at you.

'Cause what else
were you supposed to say?

"No, you can't pull me
for a chat"?

Literally! And, like,
I'm not gonna be like--

It was a good chat.
I'm not gonna be like,

"No, we're not gonna have
more chats."

- Yeah, no.
- Ugh!

It's just stressing me out.

Don't be stressed out,
'cause you did nothing.

- No, literally.
- And I promise,

you guys are gonna be
kissing in bed

by the end of the night--
I promise you.

- We'll see.
- I know you are.

No, I like I do like blond
girl-- I do like blond girls.

I don't believe that
for a second.

No, I can't--
I just have a track record.

I've just never slept
with a blond girl.

Whatever. Whatever.

Oh. Kayda, Kayda.

- I don't know.
- Zach, let's go talk.

- Hello.
- Oh.

I thought you were
getting dressed for bed.

No, let's go talk.

Why? What's up?

Let's just go.

Well, I'm having
a nice, pleasant chat.

- Okay, then--
- What's up?

Stay chatting, then.

- What's up?
- Ohh.

- Why are you angry?
- Let's go chat. Come on.

Can you say "please," at least?

No.

Zach, what did you do?

I haven't done anything.
I've been chatting.

All right. Bye, Zach.

Yeah.
What just happened there?

What did I miss?

Look how
y'all scoping the scenery.

- All right.
- What's up?

I feel like you're the one
being weird.

I'll be fine. You walked off.

I was talking to Bryce,

and then I was just talking
to these guys.

And then I said,
"Let's go talk."

And you're like,
"I'm having a chat."

Because you came down
all angry, saying, "Let's go."

And I'm like,
"I'm midway talking to people.

I'm having a nice conversation."

You just come down all angry.

- I'm not even that angry.
- No, you've just come down

and been like,
"Zach, let's go chat."

And I'm just sitting there,
talking to everyone.

And now
you've just had a go at me.

I didn't have a go at you
because you were fine there.

You come back.
- I was fine.

And I felt like your
whole energy was so different.

Because I'm fucking tired.

You just told me you were open
to getting to know someone.

So I'm like-- I'm just--

I'm just taking it in--
that's all.

- Because--
- I'm fine with you.

Obviously,
yeah, a little bit of,

"Okay, if her and Caleb

do get to know each other
a bit more, like,

have I spoke to other people in
here as much as I could have?"

And I'm not on
for some tit-for-tat shit.

- We've had one--
- No, I know.

- I've had one chat with Caleb.
- I know. I--

No, but I've had one chat
with Caleb.

Yes, I know.

Do you think I'm just gonna
knock him and be like,

"We're not gonna have
more chats"?

No, and that's what I'm saying.
We literally said--

I think,
after two to three chats,

that's when you start
to realize,

"Oh, we really
don't fuck with each other,"

or, "We really do fuck
with each other."

- I know, great.
- One chat's not gonna...

And that's fair.
And I knew you--

That's not you
fucking wanting--

wanting to just split from us
and be with him.

I knew that,
and that's why I said--

it was like--
I'm not worried about that.

♪ I don't recognize you now ♪

♪ There must be something
that I'm missing ♪

You just want to see
if I'm jealous, too.

You are. You feel a type of way
to Melanie, for sure.

♪ You watch me change
every day ♪

♪ But you're
in the same position ♪

I think
she's just a flirty person.

Let's say, honestly,

if I actually
did pull her for a chat,

how would you react to that?

♪ Try to tell you who I am
and what I've seen ♪

♪ But you won't listen ♪

- Would you feel a type of way?
- 1,000%.

Or would you be--
I know you'd feel a type of way,

but would you have
a crazy reaction?

I'm not gonna
fucking freak out.

What-- you think I'm just
gonna pull her for a chat?

Because you've said you're open
to a chat with Caleb,

do you think
I'm just gonna pull her now?

I'm not gonna
fucking freak out,

but there's also
ten other girls in here

where you can get to know them.

Yeah, of course there is,
but, like, that's my point.

♪ I'm not talking about love ♪

♪ I mean, do you even like me? ♪

And you could have just given
me a hug, a kiss in the kitchen.

And I gave you
a hug and a kiss.

And I said,
"Can I just speak to Bryce?"

I just literally went
like this.

You really, literally,
went like...

I literally gave you
a quick kiss and a hug,

and I went like that.

I'm also allowed to
not fully fucking kiss you

if I'm not feeling it
in that moment.

Is that not fair?

Yeah, it's fair.
Sure.

Like, what I've noticed
about Zach--

he's such an overthinker.

So I get where he's coming from.

But at the same time,
like, take my word for things.

Like, don't be in your head
about it.

'Cause once you get
in your head, you're fucked.

And you're making me feel
like shit.

♪ Sometimes I feel like
I don't know ♪

♪ Do you say it
just to spite me? ♪

Welcome back to
"Love Island USA."

Hm?

No, you can have it.
Thank you.

That's actually something
I look for.

What?

Like, if you give me
the last thing.

Mm.

I don't know.
It's just, like, little things.

Like, I want you
to be pulling me.

Yeah.
I understand that.

I don't want to be the first

to, like,
kiss you and stuff like that.

- No.
- Like, I like when you kiss me.

Mm.

- I like when you go in...
- Yeah?

...instead of me.

Just grab my face and kiss me.

Mm. Okay.

And I like looking at you
during the games.

And I like
when you look at me, too.

- Okay.
- Especially when we can't talk.

Uh-huh.

Like, I like
when we make eye contact.

Anything else
that I'm doing wrong?

No, you're not doing
nothing wrong.

Mm.

I'm just telling you
how I was feeling.

I don't think you're doing
anything wrong.

No. Okay.

We good enough?
- Yeah, we're good.

- Okay, good.
- We're really good.

Mm-hmm.

Zach's annoyed at Kayda
for talking to Caleb,

but look who he's talking to
right now--

the hypocrite.

When she came down,
she was like,

"I want to speak to you,"
all aggressively.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

"What's up?
I'm talking to everyone.

We're having a good time."

And she was like,
"No, come with me now."

I said, "Say 'please.'"
And she was like, "No."

The little comments she says...
- Yeah.

And then, also, she's open
to chats, as well, with you,

which she's told me.

And so it's like, obviously,
I'm going to be a bit like...

feel a little type of way.

We're in the kitchen,
and he's like,

"I need to talk to Bryce"--
just energy so off.

What the fuck do you need
to talk to Bryce now?

♪ Who do you want me to be? ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm too messy ♪

♪ And then
I'm too fucking clean ♪

♪ You told me, "Get a job" ♪

♪ Then you ask
where the hell I've been ♪

She told me that she wants to,
you know, keep chatting, so...

Exactly, bro. You good.
Shit, pursue that, man.

KC said something
that was very off-putting,

which was that he was surprised
that me and Bryce

was one
of the most favorited couples.

Yeah, he said that and--
- Why?

Right?

♪ I want to be me ♪

♪ Is that not allowed? ♪

And Kenzie's saying
she don't know if I like her.

- You're just overthinking.
- Yeah, what the fuck?

Bro.

Man, that shit pissed me off.

I was like, "Damn, but, like,
if it was the other way around

and Sol was here
instead of Jen..."

He was like, "Well, I would have
been pulling her..."

- What?!
-"...pretty much for chat..."

- What?
-"...to talk to her."

He said that
crystal clear like that?

Yeah. Like, transparent.

♪ You can't even talk ♪

♪ And then you come home to me ♪

I can feel the madness.

Do you want to fix things
with her-- yes or no?

I'm fixing some shit
that ain't even broken.

I can't fix another person off
of past-trauma shit

that I don't got shit
to do with.

♪ Oh, 'cause I'm too messy ♪

♪ And then
I'm too fucking clean ♪

Yeah, bro. Y'all good, bro?
Everybody good?

No, you shut the hell up,

talking about,
"Is everybody good in here?"

I'm talking about-- Oh!

Hey, bro,
we're not doing this shit, bro.

Trinity,
wait for the lights to go off.

Yes.

No, she wants you
to watch this shit.

I want to laugh 'cause you
be showing everybody but me.

You can take a look.
I'm soft, though.

Ahhh!

Ooh, it's cute.

Ooh!
- ♪ Ooh, and I'm too messy ♪

♪ And then
I'm too fucking clean ♪

Sleeping alone are...

Sleeping in their couples are...

♪ And you hate
the fucking lot ♪

Hello, I am Mystic Iain,

and I foresee that,
in approximately 30 seconds,

millions of Americans
will Google,

"French fry sex, question mark."

♪ It's true, we all can get
a little low, oh-oh ♪

♪ Don't have to
let 'em take control ♪

Which one of yous
was doing French fries?

Ah!

Me and Bryce was like,
"That's not kissing."

- Ah!
- "That's too wet."

- Oh, my God!
- I knew it was you!

♪ La la la la ♪

- Yeah, somebody's a pussy.
-"Rise and pussy"?

Cousin, I did not say
no fucking rise in pussy.

Oh, I was about to say, "So
much for good-- rise and shine.

This bitch went straight in."

♪ We're running, running,
running on ♪

Um, I did want to ask you,
like, do you wish

that I went about all that
in a different way, or, like...

No, no, it's nothing to do
with what you did.

Alright.

It's actually nothing
to do with you, honestly.

Alright, cool.

♪ Looking on the bright side ♪

♪ I just wanna feel good vibes,
good times ♪

They have chicken sausage,

most likely because
they don't have turkeys here.

Do they not?

I don't think
they have turkeys in Fiji.

♪ Hello ♪

♪ New wheels, high heels,
rock 'n' roll ♪

Oh, stop!
The visor's so cute.

- Thank you.
- The visor is really cute.

You be having
the cutest accessory.

♪ Running, running, running
until you win your race ♪

♪ Looking on the bright side ♪

Caleb made a crazy breakfast.

Bet you
he's giving it to Kayda.

Fuck.

- Good morning, ladies.
- Oh.

- Good morning.
- Morning.

- Who's that for?
- Guess.

- Oh. Thank you, thank you.
- Of course.

There's coffee brewing.
Should be right downstairs.

Oh, my God.
You're the sweetest.

♪ Looking on the bright side ♪

♪ I just wanna feel good vibes
good times ♪

- You guys are the cutest.
- Oh!

Yeah.

♪ La la la la ♪

The girls are doing some yoga.

They invited me to join,

but I said, "Namaste...

...in my voiceover booth."

You might have hated that joke,

but your mum did just share it
on Facebook.

I could not with the--
I know that shit wasn't kissing.

- Ahh!
- Ahh!

- I went to bed fast.
- What's so crazy...

I want to go to the Hideaway,
but, bitch,

after hearing this bitch
from four fucking beds down,

just send this bitch.

I know, like, please!

Almost too wet for a kiss.

It was like

I said, "Somebody's getting
French fries."

I...

I was definitely getting
some French fries,

you know, feeling good.

We were probably doing
a bit much, honestly.

But I feel a strong connection
with Corbin,

and we probably got

a little carried...
♪ Awaaaay ♪

Must be nice.
I want some French fries.

I know.
Like, why don't you try it out?

Have you been--
Have you been doing nothing?

There was
one little French fry, and...

- Okay. How'd it go?
- It wasn't-- It was good.

We didn't, literally,
do anything.

It was just like a quick little
just to see.

Have you been touching it?

I've seen it, too.

- Ah!
- It's cute.

- Really?
- Yeah.

Bitch, I've never seen
a white dick in my life.

- Now you have!
- I was like, "Ahhh!"

She said, "It's cute."

Okay, Trinity.

Guys, chill.

How you feeling, bro?
How's your shit going?

I just feel a bit, like, unh,
I'm just low,

and then just--
I was late with the breakfast.

She was like,
"So I just won't eat."

And it was like...

Yeah.

She says
it's like a cultural thing,

that that's how people
in New Hampshire talk

and shit like that.
- Yeah. It's true.

The East Coast are very direct,
like...

Yeah, and I get that.

Maybe I'm just not used to it

'cause I've never met anyone
from New Hampshire.

I don't know.

Probably, I should start
talking to other people.

You should get to know people
in general.

Yeah, I'd love to.

This is the thing--

it's, like, Zach is, like,
head over heels for her.

He's never had the desire
to talk to anybody

'cause he likes her that much,

and he doesn't think,
like, he could find

anything better than her.

But, you know,

I think he should just pull
people for chats, anyways.

And it's like, not-- not
every chat needs to be like a,

"Do you want to be with me?"
chat.

It's just, like, more of like
a get to know somebody,

just see, feel their vibe,

'cause, like, you never know.

So you think
I should just start pulling

everyone individually

just to even
just have nice, casual convos?

Yeah.
And just get to know somebody.

This place just kind of plays
on your head, doesn't it?

Makes you do stuff you
wouldn't normally do, I suppose.

Yeah.

- Okay, my baby girl.
- What's up, my baby?

So, how are you feeling
with Sincere?

I think I-- like, I like him.

I like--
- You really like him.

You really like him!
- Ahhh!

You really like him!

No, no!

I think he feels the same way, though.

Are y'all, like, going to,
like, close things off?

I think--
Oh, I don't want to say

'cause I don't want to hear me
say it out loud!

That's crazy!
No, this is exciting.

This is the whole point
of this shit.

♪ Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh ♪

I literally think so.

Like, thank you for taking him.
- Yeah.

Because, honestly,
it made me realize

how much, like,
I care about him.

You really liked him.

I can't remember the last time

I looked at someone
the way I look at Sincere.

- Aww!
- Like, to me, he is--

this man is, like,
out of this world.

I've never, ever in years
had a guy

where I don't even need to look
where I'm walking

'cause I know he's looking.

♪ The yellow in the sky ♪

♪ And I do my dance 'cause... ♪

I feel amazing with him.

Like, I'm so excited to see him.

I'm, like, constantly
looking for him through the day.

And when I'm looking for him
and I, like, finally catch him,

he's already looking at me.

♪ I'm gonna take a chance
'cause... ♪

I really like him,
and I think I actually am,

like, falling for him.
- Ahhh!

Like, I actually am falling
for that man.

Like, actually.
- Oh, good.

Like, I'm not fucking kidding.

Like, it's like...

I think he feels the same way,

but it's like we're obsessed
with each other,

but not in a, like, sexual way.

You guys are just so, like,
so much stronger now.

I cannot see anything, like--
like, fucking anything up.

And it's like,
I know it's, like, real for me

'cause I'm like, dude,
no ex could compare to him.

I would be happy.
I'm happy for you.

Thank you, my baby.

- I love you.
- I love you.

Welcome back to
"Love Island USA."

Okay, everyone,
let's do a bit of improv.

Uh, Bryce, you're an
8-year-old on vacation,

and, girls,
you're every mom ever.

And... action!

- Okay, let me see, let me see.
- I want to see it.

Come on, boy.

- Whoo!
- Okay.

When he was like...

- 10 out of 10.
- 10 out of 10.

- It could have had
a little pizzazz.
- A 20 out of 10 for me.

- How are you and Brycey?
- It's really good.

In the beginning.
I was like,

"I don't know
if this is the dude for me."

Like, obviously, he was fine,

but, like, I was like,
"I don't know."

But then now, like,
just us talking,

like, he's really a good person.

Like, I really could see myself
being with him outside of here.

Yes.

Like, we--
I let him be himself.

Like, I'm not gonna lie, y'all.
I ain't never been with a man

that was doing
these weird-ass jokes

like he be doing with Zach.

- Yeah.
- So it was still very new to me.

It's just the bromance
is so real.

It is so real.
But it's like two girls.

- It's cute, though, yeah.
- It's like two girls.

It's cute.

How are you and KC doing?

I feel like,
when we have a conversation,

it does get a little, like,
passionate going back and forth.

Sol's not even in here anymore,
but he was saying,

like, he felt like
she deserved a second chance,

which I understand,
but it's just like--

That shit would piss me
the fuck off, hearing that shit.

In a way,
I do feel restricted, bro,

'cause it's like,
I'll explore,

and then you get mad
or you cry.

- Right.
- That's, like, not good, bro.

She'll make the problem
way bigger...

- Than what it is.
- ...than what it is.

Everything is, like,
not that deep.

I do think
the pros outweigh the cons,

but that is a big con.

My reaction to stuff
is limiting

you to, like, doing shit.

- Yeah.
- Like, you're a grown-ass man.

And I've told him
countless times,

"I'm okay with you exploring."

Yeah, that shit is confusing.

I don't know if he be
trying to play me like a fiddle.

- Like a fiddle?
- He think you're stupid.

Like, I don't know if
he think he can just word shit

to make me confused.

You just know what to do
when somebody comes

in here that you like.

- Yeah.
- You better explore, bitch.

- Yeah.
- Okay?

You better.

If you don't let me explore,

how do I know if I really,
genuinely fuck with you?

- It sounds bad, but it's true.
- It's true.

Me and Melanie--
I think we're in a great spot.

Like, that shit
that happened earlier--

we had to go
through that shit, bro.

It eliminated any doubt
in my mind

and it eliminated
any doubt in her mind, too.

You know what I mean?
- Let it happen, though, bro.

It's what the fuck
we're here for.

Yeah.

You know,
Melanie and Sincere's

relationship was
hectic in the beginning.

I feel like by them
going through that,

it made them closer.

You know, you never really know
what you have until you lose it.

It makes you really
just value that person.

So, I don't think Aniya
sees it from that perspective,

but I want her to see it
from that perspective.

I feel like if I were
to do that to Aniya,

she wouldn't even take me back

because she's trying
to prove a point.

Set it just like
ice cream, bro.

Chocolate-chip
cookie dough

is my
favorite ice cream, right?

Melanie is chocolate-chip
cookie dough.

Sol was some pistachio.

I've never had pistachio.
I tried a little bit.

I was like, "Alright,
that's pretty good."
- Yeah.

But I was like,
"No, I really want my
chocolate-chip cookie dough."

Yeah, bro.

Corbin' spending
some time with Kenzie.

She's an interesting character.

I recently found out
her ex was an ice-cream man.

Normally I would be into,
like, a guy with a truck.

Yeah, I don't got a truck.
Sorry.

Yeah. I know.
No, I know.

I got a sedan.

Mine's just, like,
kind of gross and it's--

Not gross, but, like, it's old.

Oh, my fuck!

No!

I got a text!

- What?!
- Oh!

Awww!

- You're lying.
- Oh, shit.

- Oh, no.
- Oh, shit!

I'm excited!

We done made out with
everybody at this point,

showed our bare skin.

You've seen ass and titties.

So I'm ready to show up,
show out,

and show 'em
how it's done.

Show 'em how we get down.

Oh, my God!

I've been waiting for this
my whole life!

I'm ecstatic.

I'm so excited!

Hearts on Fire
is made for Kenzie,

and y'all better watch out,

'cause I'm gonna come in
hot and sizzling.

You better watch your man,
for real,

'cause I'm gonna be
all up on that thing.

I've never been more excited
for a challenge, to be honest.

Kenzie is so excited
for the challenge.

She's kind of shy about it,

but she's actually
really good at doing the splits.

♪ I'm everybody's fantasy ♪

♪ One look
and lose your sanity ♪

- Oh, shit.
- Oh!

Oh, fuck!

Firefighter, baby.
Let's turn this fucking heat up.

Who's excited
for the challenge?!

I'm so excited
to shake some ass!

♪ Bad girls
like bad things ♪

Who do you think is gonna
do the best out of the guys?

KC.

I know KC's
gonna kill it.

♪ Bad things ♪

It's a bit fucking hot
in here, isn't it?

Whoo!

- Oh!
- Oh, shit!

- Shit!
- The problem is, I got
no legs for these.

- No, you do.
- No, you do, bro.

It matches you, bro.

♪ All eyes on me
like movie screens ♪

Yeah, we all look
sexy as fuck.

I agree.

I'm Mr. Moseby.

♪ Bad girls
like bad things ♪

I'm already getting wet.

Just say like, "Okay,
time for a water break."

You suit that. You literally
are a gladiator, Corbin.

You got to
get into character, man.

I heard some boys
were searching for some booty.

And I think I found
the treasure.

Yes!

First line--
I'm gonna come in like,

"I hope you ladies
brought some protection.

'Cause this shit's
about to get dangerous.

Who's getting drilled first?"

♪ Bad girls
like bad things ♪

I want it to give strip club.

And if we do good,
we all open one.

- Dude.
- Thank, you bro.

- Yeah.
- Ooh, I'm fucking shaking, bro.

- You nervous?
- Nervous in a good way.

Like, I just want to get it
right, 'cause I feel confident.

For sure.

Oh! What the fuck?

Fuck.

- That was you, right?
- Yeah. You got a text.

Read it.

- Boys, boys, boys.
- Read it.

- Nah.
- Oh, my fucking God.

Nah.

What?
-"Please get ready
to leave the Villa.

- Nah.
- Shh, shh, shh.

Nah.

Read it through.

♪ I admit it,
I've been bad ♪

♪ Baby, the best
you'll never have ♪

I'm so excited for this.

I'm, like, so excited
for all of us.

- Period.
- I know.

I feel like we're all gonna
look so hot.

♪ I'm really good at
being bad ♪

Casa! Casa! Casa!
Casa! Casa! Casa! Casa!

♪ I'm really good at being,
I'm really good at being ♪

Does it make sense
for me to say

to Zach, "And I love
an English breakfast."

- Yes.
- Yes. That's cute.

We're going. New set of girls,
new banter, new everything.

This is my biggest test.

KC and Caleb,

this is a good opportunity
to really see

if this is, like,
you made a connection.

This is gonna
be fucking crazy.

Put it all out there
and shake that ass,

shake that butt, shake the boobs
that you got, babe.

Cheers!

I love you guys.

I don't got a booty to shake.

I don't got them titties
to shake.

But, you know, I got
a few tricks up my sleeve.

So the boys are gonna
get a show.

I better go first.
I'm not playing around.

'Cause I'm running away ♪

♪ I'm running away,
I'm running away ♪

Casa! Casa! Casa!
Casa! Casa! Casa!

♪ I don't care what you say,
I don't care what you say ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm running away ♪

♪ Oh, I'm running away ♪

Welcome back
to "Love Island USA"

After a short drive
with a very confused

and slightly aroused
Uber XL driver,

the boys have finally arrived
at Casa Amor.

Oh, fucking hell.
Oh! It's beautiful.

Oh, it's fucking beautiful, baby.

Oh, shit. Look at the gym.
- Crazy!

Casa Amor, baby.
Hang on, hang on, hang on.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
- Spin it, spin it, spin it.

Oh, shit!

This is one of the
most beautiful places

that I've ever seen.

I love my Villa dearly,
but this place is fucking bomb.

Oh, shit.

We got six beautiful women
about to be in here!

Let's go!

They finna be bad as fuck.

I already know it, bruh.
- Bedrooms, bedrooms.

Ohh!

Oh, my God!

Bro, this is fucking crazy.

I'm gonna open the champagne, bro.

Let's get some champagne.

- Pop that motherfucker!
- Let's go.

Fill that fucking shit up now.

- Oh, shit.
- All this shit just feel great.

- Yeah!
- We're back, baby.

We are back. We are back.

I love the fact
that I am here.

The vibe is different.

I'm ready for what Casa Amor
has to bring.

We're in Casa Amor.
We made it this fucking far.

No better group of people
I'd rather be here with.

Use this moment
to really explore and see,

like, how you connect.

Come on, let's get it, guys.

One, two, three, Casa.

One, two, three...
- Casa!

Casa Amor has begun and
the girls haven't even noticed.

Ladies, two big clues--
Your men are gone,

and there's some giant letters
spelling out "Villa"

hovering over the staircase.

- Dang. No men to hug.
- For real.

They're about to
probably be already out there.

- You think?
- Oh, my God!

- What the heck is that?
- What is this, honey?

What is this?

- What the fuck?
- We got presents?

Oh, I'm ready
to unwrap that present.

- I kind of want to see.
- What the fuck?

I want to see, too.

"Girls, a gift for you!"

A gift. Oh, a gift.

What is it?

That is a big fuckin' box.

That's a very big box.

What do you mean, a gift for us?

Ohh!

I'm so excited.

I don't think
I've ever been so excited.

No, genuinely,
what's the surprise?

That's a big ass box.
Wait, I'm actually--

Wait, are all the guys
in there?

No way they can all fit
in that.

- Yes, they can.
- What if it's a Bombshell?

This is better than Christmas.

And it's pink!

Guys, I'm fucking pumped.

I'm stoked, dude.

Coming in here single, like,
my mind's not anywhere else

except for the girls here,
so it's like

I'm putting my all
towards these girls.

I can't wait to see
some new girls.

I'm with you, bro.
I'm excited, bro.

- Yeah?
- This is why we're here, bro.

This needs to happen.

Think about it, guys,
this is the two biggest words

in "Love Island"--
Casa Amor.

- That's true.
- You know what I mean?

So y'all know me,
I'm really all or nothing.

So, I mean--
- Oh, we know.

Let's all give 'em a shot.

See what this shit
is talking about.

I mean, I'm open.
- I'm scared, bro.

I'm scared I'm gonna
really like something.

Bro, if there's someone
that's super my type

who I really fucking
think is hot as fuck

and the vibe is there,
I'm going to explore it.

This is a new experience
for all of us, bro.

Bro, we all deserve this.

I'm scared, I'm scared.

I'm excited.

Who's it gonna be?

I'm ready for that box open,
baby. Come on.

- Me, too.
- Right? Can that shit just go?

What's ever in that box,
they're quiet as shit.

God, I'm ready to dance.

Ooh!

- Oh, my God! It's opening!
- Ahh!

It's opening!

What the fuck?

Wait. What the fuck?

Are you deadass?

Dead-- What the--

Here we go!

Oh, shit!

Oh, fuck.

No!

No way!

- No!
- No way!

I see Case Amor,
I'm like, fuck me.

Fuck!

I'm irritated 'cause I'm like,
what the fuck?

Bitch, don't piss me off.

To cheer the girls up,

I gifted them a brand new
flat screen TV

and they don't seem
grateful at all.

Meanwhile, the boys are about
to receive their first gift

of Casa Amor--
a girl named Amora.

Nice job, casting department.

♪ 'Cause I go high ♪

♪ And you got money ♪

Oh!

Oh, shit!

My name is Amora,
and it means love.

I am a student.

I'm 21 years old,

and I'm currently living
in Atlanta, Georgia.

If I see something I want,
I go get it.

So I do plan on testing some
of the existing relationships.

- Oh, shit!
- Oh!

That's that chocolate shit.

Are you fucking with me?

What kind of bitch is this?

I'll happily be
your new emergency contact.

Ooh!

♪ Just keep it coming ♪

- Oh, my God!
- Here we fucking go!

Oh!

Nuh-uh!

Wow!

Oh, he's too happy.
He's too happy.

Fuck!
Bryce was too fucking happy.

Now I'm mad.

- Firefighter, firefighter.
- Oh.

We can cool
each other down, baby.

Why is he match--
Why is she matching with my man?

Oh, shit.

♪ Just keep it coming ♪

Hands everywhere, kisses.
Yeah, it was enjoyable.

I'm not gonna lie.

What's your favorite position?

Doggy.

Oh!

Oh, my God!

KC always doing
the fucking most.

But people be thinking
I'm crazy like I'm going insane.

He always doing the most.

And I know he's going to do
the most.

♪ Yeah, you got money ♪

♪ It's raining money ♪

♪ You think you're mine ♪

No! No!

Oh, shit.

No!

What the fuck?

Shit.

- Goddamn.
- Put that fire out, baby.

Yes, ma'am.

Oh, my God.

See you in a bit.

I'm fucking with that.
Fuck it!

Let's cool each other down, baby.

Let's play ball!

Oh, bro, I enjoyed that.

That was--
That was pretty good.

What? Did he just say
he enjoyed that?

- He said he enjoyed that.
- The fuck?

I ain't gonna lie,
if that's the first one,

then shit, this motherfucker
gonna be good!

You too gassed the fuck up.

I'm actually fucking irritated.

Do we have to watch all of it?

- Yeah, I want to.
- I want to.

Next up is Parmida.

♪ Sensational ♪

- Oh, shit.
- ♪ The original ♪

I'm Parmida.

I'm 27 and I live
in San Antonio, Texas.

I was born in Iran

and I've been a personal trainer
for seven years.

There is definitely a few
couples that are too closed off.

They need a little bit of spices
and that's why I'm here.

Oh, my God.

- Oh, no.
- Oh, yeah. I'm cooked.

I'm cooked, I'm cooked,
I'm cooked, I'm cooked.

No, no, no.
No, no, no. I'm cooked.

No, no, no, no.
Please. I'm cooked.

- Oh, I'm fucked.
- I'm fucked.

I'm fucked. We're fucked.

I'm not a regular cat.

I'm a Persian cat.
- Ooh!

♪ Maybe you should get a pick ♪

♪ I've been all around the world
and I hardly ever miss ♪

- You're a cowboy, huh?
- Yes, ma'am.

Oh, my God, bro.

- Oh, my God.
- Get her, cowboy!

Agh!

Oh, shit, bruh.

Oh, shit.

♪ Love it or hate it ♪

Straight to it, bro.

He said, "Oh, shit."

♪ The sensational ♪

♪ The original ♪

♪ Did I stutter hoe? ♪

I'm a firefighter.

- English?
- English. You like it?

- I've heard it.
- Yeah?

I just barely speak English
myself.

You know?
- I could teach you for sure.

- You can be a teacher tonight.
- Yeah.

- Hell, yeah.
- Yeah.

♪ Jet plane
travel for my work like that ♪

Like, I genuinely
like Zach so much.

I'm just sick.

And I hated seeing that, too.

Like, that was the worst present
I've ever gotten.

And he enjoyed it way too much.

How's my hair?
Is my hair cooked?

I hope your hair is fucked up.

Bitch.

♪ Check it, bag it,
set the bar ♪

♪ Show them who you really are ♪

♪ Hello ♪

Go to work, baby.

- They're fucking wrong.
- He said, "Go to work, baby."

Fuck off!
- Straight into it.

Oh, my God.

The Persian cat.
Ten out of ten.

Like, that's the shit
you see in Miami, damn near.

Fuck. I'm in trouble.

And put your tongue
in your fucking mouth.

'Cause you could have
got sent the fuck home.

We should've. Fuck!

I like your hair.

- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.

Ooh!

Bruh. I'm pissed.

All right, I gotta go.

It was nice to meet you.

A problem, I'm not gonna lie.

All right, guys.

- Thank you.
- Yeah.

Keep walking, too.

Oh, my God.

That shit good.

I don't need no damn ears
no more.

Bro. Our lips are gone.

I'm going back
with somebody different, bro.

- What did he say?
- Did he say "I'm going back
with somebody different"?

What the fuck?

You can't say some shit
like that

10 seconds in to seeing
some new girl shaking ass.

Like, shit.

I thought that we
had an actual connection,

but clearly I'm wrong.

He is just a fuckboy,
like everyone else was saying.

I don't give a fuck. Shit.

They bout to climb
this fucking tree.

You sent Kenzie
out the window.

- What?
- What did he say?

He said
"Kenzie out the window."

"Kenzie out the window."

Like if that's all
it takes, baby,

I'm gonna move the fuck on.

No, baby. Sorry. Bye.

He can go to fucking hell.

They all can.

- That's crazy.
- Literally.

Welcome back to
"Love Island USA,"

which is currently
like a bachelor party

if the best man
forgot to pick a theme

and the whole thing
was live-streamed directly

to the bride
and all her friends.

Next up is Jaiden.

This is getting wicked!

- Uh-oh!
- Uh-oh!

I'm Jaiden, I'm 22, and I'm
from Newbury Park, California.

My biggest turn-on in a guy
is good eye contact.

I know how to lock them in.

The couples in the Villa

are a little bit
too comfortable right now,

and we need someone
to come shake it up.

So that's what I'm there for.

Hi, boys.
- Oh, she's got handcuffs.

- Oh!
- Oh, shit.

Arrest me.

Oh, I'm coming for
all of y'all.

Heard you guys
have been bad boys.

- Oh, shit.
- Cowboy.

This is like
a dream come true.

It's surreal.
They're all gorgeous.

All ten-out-of-tens.

- Oh!
- Oh!

I might have to
lock you up.

♪ So sure of yourself ♪

- Oh, my hat.
- Uh-oh.

It's not the only thing
that's hard.

What?!

- What did he say?
-"That's not the only thing
that's hard."

♪ Baby, please believe me ♪

Oh!

You like that or what?

Oh, I liked it, I liked it.

♪ Baby, don't get greedy ♪

She a bad cop.

I think I like blondes.

He's so nasty.

Just hot girls coming in,
hands everywhere, kisses.

My hat's flying off.

It was enjoyable.
I'm not gonna lie.

Keep going lower
and lower every time.

KC!

- Go to work, baby.
- ♪ I would want myself ♪

Move your fingers, fuckboy.

- Mm!
- That's gotta be a flag.

- Throw away the key.
- ♪ Sure of yourself ♪

Oh!

- Oh, my God.
- Big-ass hands, bro.

Big-ass guy.
You ready for me?

What the fuck?

♪ I would want myself ♪

♪ Baby, please believe me ♪

I heard you've been bad.

- He's in some trouble.
- Oh, shit!

I have to let you go,
but we can use these later.

Oh, you're trouble.

I knew he was full of shit.

I could have done
a way better dance

than whatever the fuck that was.

Ooh!

My game plan's
gone out the window.

- Good, boys.
- I'm a bad boy.

Guys, Corbin's cologne
is all over me.

I kind of love it, though.

Now it's Tierra.

- Oh!
- Oh!

♪ When the liquor hit,
then a bitch get toxic ♪

Oh, shit.

My name is Tierra.

I fall really, really hard.
I get attached very quick.

And I really like KC,

and I feel like me and him
would be compatible.

I think he's fine.

I keep thinking about him, and
I'm ready to just go get my man.

- Oh!
- Oh, my motherfucking God!

Hi, boys.

Oh, she's tea.

I'm pissed they got
the cuter outfits than us.

I think you boys
need some medical attention.

- Oh, yeah!
- Oh, shit!

Hey, baby.

Oh, my God.
Put your hand down.

Oh, my God.

Yeah!

Go to work.
- Oh, yeah, baby!

- Oh, oh!
- Oh, shit.

Ew!

Bryce done pissed me
the fuck off.

He's just looking real scrawny.
I'm irritated.

And now I get the ick.
I really have the ick of him.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

♪ Hands on my knees,
hands on my knees ♪

♪ Hands on my knees ♪

He can't even handle
all that.

Literally none of them can.

That motherfucker out, too.

- Oh!
- Oh, shit!

What the fuck?

Okay, okay.

Oh, hell no.

Let them have fun.

Go to work.

- Yeah, that's--
- Uh-huh.

Okay.

Ah, fuck.

Go to work.

♪ Hands on my knees,
shakin' ass, on my thot shit ♪

No pass for you.
Sorry.

I'm ready to change
the channel.

- I know.
- I'm over it.

♪ Hands on my knees,
shakin' ass, on my thot shit ♪

♪ Hands on my knees,
Hands on my knees ♪

- Whew!
- Yeah, you did a great job.

- Oh!
- Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

She stole my move.

We have to watch all of it?

- Yeah.
- I want to.

- Hell yeah.
- Yes, sir!

- Yeah!
- Oh, shit.

They're showing who
they fucking are interested in.

My first day, I ain't have
nobody behind my door.

Here, Casa?
I got aura.

Okay.

This is what the fuck life
is supposed to be about.

Bro just discovered Buddha.

I felt some chemistry
with that little nurse.

I hope you did.
I hope you did.

If KC wants to throw
three weeks away

and go crazy,

he didn't care about what
we had to begin with.

KC and Corbin
are the lamest men ever.

They're--
It's just giving loser.

Next, we have Alannah.

♪ Love's feelin'
so radical ♪

♪ Come on, lean in ♪

- Oh!
- Oh, shit!

My name's Alannah,
I'm 21 years old,

and I'm from Miami, Florida.

I need a guy that's in shape.

Body is tea,
then he's the one for me.

I'm definitely going in
for the kill.

I'm gonna get what I want.

These boys don't know
what's coming.

Hi, boys.
- Hey!

Spread your wings, baby.

Welcome to heaven!

- Fly high, fly high.
- She's got a beautiful smile.

♪ Let me go like ♪

Oh, shit.

♪ Ooh-la-la-la ♪

♪ Let me go like ♪
- Oh, shit!

♪ Ooh-la-la-la ♪

Oh, my...

Can you help me
take off these wings?

Oh, my God.

Actually,
maybe you should keep them on.

- Oh!
- Oh, shit!

Go to work!
Go to work!

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

♪ Just a little bit,
just a little bit ♪

♪ Just a little bit,
little bit more ♪

Oh!

An angel she is.

Bryce, shut the fuck up, deadass.

Alannah's dancing--
I liked it 'cause it wasn't,

like, too aggressive,
and, like, you know,

she asked me
to take off her wings.

So I was like,
"Oh, I feel special."

It felt like, really,
like, classy in a way.

Oh, no.

Yeah, go ahead, Zach.

I'm ready for my turn.

Legit,
are we gonna show them ours?

Where the fuck are
the boys for us?!

I took so long to get ready

and I have to watch them
fucking get kissed, licked,

fucking bounced on.

Like, get the fuck out of here.

I'm pissed.

- Bless me.
- Hey!

- Mm-mm-mm!
- Aah!

- Oh, shit.
- Hey!

- No touching.
- Oh!

♪ All the way to the top ♪

♪ Ooh-la-la-la ♪

That's all you're getting.

They are so fucking lame.
I'm sorry.

This little thingy.
I cannot even do it.

- Oh!
- Mm!

That's all you're getting.

I can't watch this anymore.

Watch them.

- You're gonna want to see it.
- Yeah.

It's gonna tell you
what to do later.

Mm-hmm.

You can get a little shake.

Alright.
That's enough for me.

So Corbin or Sincere
is not her type.

I looked like her type
was Bryce.

Yeah.

- Fuck did I do?
- Go to work, Zach.

Go to work.
- Whoo!

And, finally,
we've got Sydney.

My name is Sydney.
I'm 25, from Naples, Florida.

I work as a medical assistant
in cardiology,

so it's pretty much my job
to steal hearts.

I'm a baddie and I'm here
to take someone's man.

Oh, shit.
She's a racer.

Is this the last one?

Better fucking be.

I'm done watching this shit.

Boys, are you ready
to rev your engines?

- Hell yeah.
- Whoo!

God damn!

We got a cowboy.

Yes, ma'am.
Howdy, howdy.

- ♪ Baby, can't you see ♪
- Oh, shit!

We're straight into it.

- Shit.
- Vroom, vroom!

- Oh!
- Vroom, vroom!

- I hope you like a truck.
- Ooh!

- Oh, shit.
- Why would y'all get
a dupe of me?

Like, I'm irritated as fuck.

I gotta give credit
where credit is due.

But she kind of like
a dupe of me.

I'm like, damn, she
a cute little dark-skinned girl.

She got the waves in her hair.
She got the buss-down going.

I'm like, damn. I mean, she
ain't got the titties, but...

She cute, too.
She's real cute.

- Yep.
- Yeah, Bryce.

♪ I'm callin' ♪

♪ A guy like you
should wear a warning ♪

Oh, shit.

I can't watch this anymore.

♪ With a taste of your lips,
I'm on a ride ♪

Oh!

Fuck, bro.

I love a football player.

Oh, my God!
- Let's play ball, baby.

♪ Don't you know that
you're toxic? ♪

Yeah.

♪ Jump on it ♪

♪ Let's get it ♪

Oh, damn.
She likes Corbin.

I'm whatever you want
me to be.

Whoo!

Fuck.

Damn,
they missed a grand show.

They're pissing me off.

Show what you're working with.

♪ Don't you know that
you're toxic? ♪

- Mm!
- ♪ Jump on it ♪

That's a linebacker
right there.

Rodeo!

Yeah!

Rodeo!

Guess what.

Two people can play
that fucking game.

And I can do it
ten times better.

Y'all finna see
a different side,

because I'm not playing
that shit no more.

I'm not being nice Niya no more.
I'm about to turn this bitch up.

I just got the biggest ick.

Oh, no,
that was fire.

No!

- That's all we get?
- What the fuck?

- Okay.
- Who got a text? Who got a text?

- Who got a text?
- I think it's Kenzie's phone.

- I didn't get a text.
- I got a text. I got a text.

What's your text say?

- Oh, we won't. I won't.
- I'm not waiting.

Honestly,
bring the men in!

I'm done with Corbin!

Bring the men in!

- What the fuck?!
- Bring the men in!

It wasn't a fucking gift.

It was the worst gift
in my fucking life.

I don't-- That's the type of
gift you don't even want.

Am I surprised
by their behavior?

No, I'm not surprised.
So do your big one, baby.

Do your biggest one,

because me and my girls
are going to be gunnin'.

I'm telling you, that Persian
girl is literally to the "T"

Zach's fucking type.

- What do you think?
- I'm just chillin' out.

Let them do what they
want to do, and then we'll see.

'Cause then we see
how they move

and if they really
fuck with you or not.

I'd rather go home alone
than go home with a bad-ass man.

So let them play.

Welcome back
to Love "Island USA"

and what you're about to see

is how the boys would
have greeted the Casa girls

had they known everyone back
at the Villa was watching.

Oh, shit.

♪ Come and show me
what you got ♪

♪ I'ma be comin' in hot ♪

- Hey. Hey.
- Sydney.

- Nice to meet you.
- I can't stop saying hey.

- I'm Jaiden.
- Jaiden?

- Yeah. Nice to meet you.
- Jaiden. I'm Bryce.

- Nice to meet you.
- Hi, I'm Jaiden.

Nice to meet you.
- Hi. I'm Tierra.

Hey, y'all.

All right, boys.

I think it's time
for us to see you.

I think it's our turn.

Oh, shit.

♪ Come and show me
what you got ♪

♪ I'ma be coming in hot ♪

I know all the guys.
They have better bodies than me.

Corbin's 6'4", 230.

So I won't be able
to compete with that.

Bruh. I'm about the ball.

Okay, ladies, I'm Tierra.

I'm a nanny.
- Okay!

And I'm born
and raised from LA,

currently living in Inglewood.

Nice to meet you, girl.

What about you?
Where are you from?

Um, so I'm from Texas.

- Your name, girl.
- Parmida.

Parmida.
- She's like,
"Where are you from?"

And I'm a Gemini.
- Two baddies.

Gemini. Okay.

Who are you fucking
with the most?

Who's your number one?
The blonde?

Probably the Persian,

the blonde,
and then the angel wings.

In that order?

Kenzie gonna be sick, bruh.

I'm Amora.
I'm from Miami, Florida.

But I currently live in--
- Yes!

But I currently live in Atlanta
where I go to school.

I'm a student
for fashion marketing

and advertising and branding.

- Good shit.
- Yes.

I'm Alannah,
I'm also from Miami, Florida

and I live in LA now, though.

I'm a full-time student,
I go to USC, film school.

- Period.
- What are you studying?

- Film school.
- What are you studying?

- Film. Film and media.
- Oh.

Film school.

- Film school.
- Film, okay.

- Yeah!
- Wait. Do it on me.

Conserve my energy.

Okay, I'm Jaiden.

And I just graduated
a few weeks ago

from Arizona State.

Thank you.

What's up, bitches?

My name is Sydney

and I work as a medical
assistant in cardiology,

so I'm out there in the field.
- What's your sign?

And I'm a Capricorn.

Cappy!

You guys are all fucking hot,
so I love this.

Literally.
Yeah, we killed with that.

Crazy fucking lineup.

- Everyone looks good.
- Where the boys at?

- Where the boys?
- No, literally.

Don't let the Daisy Dukes
distract you.

There's a lot of man in these.

We need to be louder
than the girls at the Villa.

Yeah, so the girls
could hear us.

- Y'all are messy.
- We're the hot replacements.

Yeah. Oh, shit.

So let 'em play.

I'm gonna make me
a grilled cheese.

If y'all want one, let me know.

What the fuck are we doing?

We're making grilled cheeses,
then we go home.

Let me do the dance for y'all, actually.

Who's ready to check in
this five-star experience?

Oh, I lost my hat.

Oh, it's right here.

Ohh!

Aye, aye, aye, aye!

So hot!

- Yes!
- So hot!

Shit, we've been practicing
all damn day,

but we got nothing.

Actually, we did get something.

We got shit, basically.

I was like, shit.

Yeah, they can go fuck
themselves.

What if we're sitting
and they're watching?

No, they're definitely
not watching.

They're doing some shit.

- Let 'em do it.
- Let 'em. Period.

- Let's go eat.
- What the fuck?

Let's eat. I'm hungry.

Let's make a grilled cheese
and call it a fucking night.

Over in Casa Amor,

Corbin's got the Casa girls
to himself.

The crafty bastard locked
all the other boys in a tank.

Fair play.

Oh, shit.

Ladies, ladies.

Nice to see y'all again.

Fuck! Hello, Miss Nurse.

I see you throwing
some shit back.

Go ahead.

♪ I know what da girl
dem need ♪

♪ New York to Haiti ♪

♪ I got lipstick stamps
on my passport ♪

♪ You make it hard to leave ♪

Shut the fuck up!

Oh, yeah.

- Oh, get into it.
- Okay.

He wants that.

- I could actually see
them together, bro.
- Yeah, same.

I could see them back
in the Villa.

♪ Talk dirty to me ♪

♪ Talk dirty to me ♪

Parmida, fuck! The black cat.
The Persian cat.

That shit--
she was bad as fuck,

and I had to make
that shit known, too.

- He's still going.
- Right.

♪ Talk dirty to me ♪

Wow!

Oof!

- Oh! Oh!
- What?

Get it, girl. Get it, girl.

- Go to work.
- Get it, girl.

All these boys look finer
in person, I'm not gonna lie.

I'm just like, wow.

Like, I can, you know,
touch you now.

I like them.

- Angel, right?
- Yes.

360.

I gotta keep it classy
for you, right?

Yes. Thank you.

Love that.

- ♪ Talk dirty to me ♪
- You better get it, girl.

Get it, girl!
- Back to the pole.

- Yeah!
- ♪ Talk dirty to me ♪

Shake that booty! Hey!

- Ow! Ow!
- Strong man, strong man.

Right word for him.

- Ooh!
- So polite with it.

Oh, shit!

♪ Talk dirty to me ♪

Yo!

♪ Talk dirty to me ♪

Again!

Oh, shit!

Can we get a rerun?

I think my seat's wet.

I think I'm wet.

Oh, bruh.

I really fuck with that.

Like, he was so respectful.

I love it.
I'm like, in heaven right now.

I'm like, fuck yeah.

I'm nervous bro.
I'm so nervous right now.

Are you guys nervous?

- Fuck yeah, I'm nervous.
- I'm nervous as fuck.

Next up is Caleb.

- Howdy, ladies.
- Yee-haw, baby!

- Legs in the air.
- Ooh!

Oh, shit!

Oh, my God.

♪ Chain swanging,
cling-clang and it cost a lot ♪

Okay!

- How are you?
- Good. How are you?

Ooh!

Fuck.

My hands?

Oh, I like this.

I really like that
Caleb tied my hands.

That shit was hot.

- Cowboys are dirty.
- Are you gonna untie me?

Ooh!

♪ She tip for dick,
I let her lick ♪

♪ I had to dip, I'm off a fifth,
am I rich now? ♪

I feel like I shouldn't
be watching this right now.

I love it. Period.

- Oh, this cheeky--
- This guy.

I thought I told you
legs in the air.

Oh!

Ahh!

He said legs
in the fucking air, bro.

- Period!
- Wanna be my cowgirl?

- Absolutely.
- Come here.

Yeah!

Oh, shit. Okay!

Caleb, cowboy. Love it.

He put me on that grass
and I was like,

do literally what--

He's so handsome.
He's also cute.

And just, like, smiley.
So that's a bonus.

Damn, Caleb.
Come on, Caleb.

Oh, shit!

Premium subscription
right now.

Premium subscription.

- Yay!
- Whoo! That's crazy.

That's hot.

- What's up?
- Huh?

♪ Bought a million options
of the stock ♪

♪ And I stopped
doin' the green ♪

♪ Man, I rock arenas,
bringin' the peace ♪

♪ I'm bumpin' that Pac
in the car ♪

♪ Pretendin' I got
all the eyes on me ♪

That's for you, girl.

Holy fuck, bro.

He could do that any day.
Honestly.

Yeah, that was like premium.

Caleb.
That was a pleasant surprise.

He really brought it.

He came to play the game.

I might explore
that a little bit more.

- Some boss shit, dawg.
- Yeah.

- Good shit.
- You killed it. You killed it.

I did? I thought I was
going too fast.

I don't know, bro.

My brain just blinked.

Who's next?
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

You guys are hyping me up.
Hype me.

- You got it, bro.
- Come on, man.

- Let's fucking go!
- Let's go!

Let's go!

Let's fucking go! Let's go!

Let's go!
- Up next, we have Bryce.

♪ Baby girl ♪

- Hey.
- Hey.

♪ Baby girl ♪

I hope you girls brought
some protection

because I'm about
to lay some pipe.

- Ohh!
- Ohh!

♪ Baby girl, let me see
you do your dance ♪

♪ Let me see you twirl ♪

♪ Shakin' ass in the club
with your homegirls ♪

♪ Take a pic for the 'Gram,
show the whole world ♪

Yeah!

Lay that pipe!

♪ Who's callin' my phone? ♪

♪ Who's callin' that,
callin' that, callin' that ♪

♪ Who's callin' my phone? ♪

This is crazy. Oh, my God.

I feel like you need
some extra protection.

- Oh!
- Come here.

He said come.

♪ Baby girl, let me see
you do your dance ♪

♪ Let me see you twirl ♪

♪ Shakin' ass in the club
with your homegirls ♪

Bryce was funny and goofy,
and he was kind of awkward,

but it was like, really cute.

Get into it. Get into it.

Ahh!

- Bro.
- Where the dollars at?

Ahh!

Yeah!

Pow, pow, pow!

Damn, that engine's going.

Show her the fucking toolbox.

Oh, shit!

Damn!

- Hi.
- Okay.

I am, like, a quirky guy.

Like, not to hype myself up,

but, like, I do feel like,
you know,

like, humor is more attractive
than, like, sexual stuff.

See y'all.

He was fucking hilarious.

He gave it his all.

That was funny.

Did it look good?

Shit was funny as fuck.

The last girl done
busted my lip, bro.

Yeah.

I taste blood right now.

♪ Get ready
to shake your asses ♪

Welcome back to
"Love Island USA."

It's Sincere's turn,
and he has the smile of a man

who's about to respect the hell
out of his connection

back at the Villa--
although I could be wrong.

- Do it!
- Let's go.

Let's do it!

♪ Ever since you left me,
more money, more cars ♪

Oh, yeah.

♪ More hos, more shows ♪

♪ Ever since you left me,
more diamonds... ♪

I'm the captain of the ship.

- Oh!
- Okay.

But have you all
been good girls...

- I haven't.
- Uh, no.

...or do y'all
need to walk my plank?

Oh!

♪ All I need is one night,
one night ♪

♪ You gon' have to
splurge on it ♪

♪ All I need is one night,
one night ♪

They're bhad.
Bhad.

B-h-a-d-- bhad.

♪ Players recognize game,
girls do, too ♪

♪ Run through the city
like the 2 Live Crew ♪

- Dang!
- ♪ Got a Harlem broad ♪

♪ Got a Brooklyn broad ♪
- Yes!

Oh, there we go.

♪ I went deaf on the chick ♪

- Oh!
- He is...

♪ I went deaf on the chick ♪

Yeah!

- Yes!
- ♪ All I need is one night ♪

Sincere matched my energy
really well.

He did a really good job.
He surprised me, for sure.

♪ All I need is one night,
one night ♪

- Miss Persian. Miss Persian.
- Whoo!

Oh!

I would be lying
if I said I wasn't nervous,

but then it kind of felt
like a track meet again,

where, you know, you're getting
nervous, getting nervous,

and then the gun goes off, and
you're just, like, on autopilot.

♪ All I need is one night,
one night, one night ♪

♪ You gon' have to
splurge on it ♪

♪ All I need is one night,
one night, one night ♪

It's a tall tree to climb, brother.

- Yeah!
- Whoo! Whoo!

- Alright!
- Yeah!

- Yeah, yeah!
- Yeah!

I blacked out, and I was just,

dum-dum-dum-dum,
dum-dum-dum.

♪ I turn dream girls
to my new extras, ha ♪

We're so cooked.
This is so bad.

I do feel like maybe he's
interested in me a little bit,

because he did save me for last.

- All right, y'all.
- Take this.

Oh, he's keeping that
for later.

- Go work.
- It was nice meeting y'all.

So what do we think, girls?

- I liked that.
- That was so good.

I literally couldn't see shit.

I'm impressed.

- Yeah, honestly, this is so fun.
- I'm very...

I could do this every day.

So, who was your--
who was your favorite there?

The nurse.

She was bhad.
I ain't gonna lie.

♪ I went deaf on the chick ♪

- You've got this, bro.
- Do I just go out now?

Just go-- Hey.
You got this shit, bro.

Let's go, baby.

Now it's Zach's turn.

What's up, girls?

I heard there's a fire.
Who's ready to get wet?

- Oh, my gosh!
- Oooh.

- Oh, my God.
- That's good.

♪ Baby, you light up my world ♪

♪ Like nobody else ♪
- Oh, shit! Okay.

♪ The way that you flip
your hair gets me overwhelmed ♪

What the fuck?!

- So, you're a kitty, are you?
- I am.

Well, cats need to be cleaned
and licked.

Okay, clean me up.

♪ You don't know
you're beautiful ♪

- Oh, my God!
- Oh!

♪ You'll understand
why I want you so desperately ♪

- Do you know what, girls?
- What?

- I need to cool off.
- Ah.

Oh, my God, when he fucking
took the pants off,

I was like, "Hallelujah!"

Oh, my God.
Why didn't you do that earlier?

- Oh, my God.
- Ahh!

- Oh!
- Yes, put that fire out.

Put that fire out!

We were both firefighters.

It was only right
for us to have, you know,

a little steamy, you know,
hot, sizzling moment.

- Oh!
- ♪ You light up my world ♪

♪ Like nobody else ♪
- Oh!

Oh, my God, that's so high!

Can we give them some space?

She went flying.

- Whoo!
- Oh, my gosh.

Taking this shit off,
hearing the cheers,

I'm grinding on one,
then, all of a sudden,

I'm launching fucking Alannah
in the air, nearly to space.

And I'm just thinking, "How did
life bring me to this moment?"

- Yeah.
- Oh!

♪ Right now, I'm looking at you
and I can't believe ♪

♪ You don't know, oh-oh ♪
- Yes!

♪ You don't know
you're beautiful, oh-oh ♪

Whoo!

♪ That's what makes you
beautiful ♪

Zach stood out to me.

I was like, "Okay, hold up.
I kind of like that."

♪ You don't know
you're beautiful ♪

♪ Baby, you light up my world
like nobody else ♪

Oh, shit!

♪ The way that you flip
your hair gets me overwhelmed ♪

Whoo!

Whew!
Let me catch my breath.

Zach-- he was like--
he was hot as fuck.

Actually, I was surprised.

- It's been a pleasure.
- I have no words.

I have no words.
- Fire's out, I think.

- Animal. Different animal.
- Oh.

- Oh, he did his big one.
- Yeah.

- How do you feel, brother?
- Mm.

How do you feel, bro?

Zach, you literally had her

maybe like eight feet
in the air, bro.

That was insane.

- Was I good?
- No. That was--

I think you have number one
right now.

♪ That's what makes you
beautiful ♪

I have Zach's hat,

so I hope he has fucking
bad hair the whole fucking time!

Fuck you!

So, there's no men
coming in here?

No?
Like, literally, there's no men?

Wait.
There's really no men coming?

The boys get everything.
Fuck them.

Why do they always get
everything?

Damn, I can't believe I thought
there was gonna be

some good shit in that thing, too.

We thought that was a nice-ass
present, and that shit was ass!

That was not a present!
That was not a present.

That was the worst
fucking present

I've ever fucking gotten.
Fuck that shit.

I never want to see
that shit again in my life.

We shave our whole quarter.
We were literally...

- Damn!
- I do my hair.

I really do think that,
like, this is the best thing.

Like, let him go crazy.
Let him pull bitches, twerk ass

'cause he's gonna do it
at the club at home.

You know it.

So, I'd rather see it here
and like...

I agree. Let it go here.

You're saying that.
You're right.

- Yeah.
- I'd rather go alone

than with a lustful man.

Let us see how crazy
he gonna act,

'cause I bet you it's gonna be
20 times worse when we go home.

Fuck that.
I'm actually so mad.

Well, I know it's cooked
for me and KC, so...

Don't say that.

Fuck Corbin.
Fuck the relationship.

'Cause clearly it was not real.
I'm too smart.

I'm too beautiful.

I'm too amazing
for a shit sandwich like Corbin.

Two people can play
that motherfucking game,

and I can do it ten times
fucking better.

Watch this shit.
Watch this shit.

I'm not even playing.

Yeah, I already know

I'm never having a conversation
with Corbin again.

Oh, Corbin was fucking
out of...

I think they all were out
of pocket. I don't care.

But KC's actions
were out of pocket.

I genuinely think
they were all out of pocket.

Aniya's gonna turn
this bitch up!

I'm over the nice shit.
Like, I'm ready.

Like, bring it on.

I want to see some fine shit
in this Villa right now.

Men will literally fuck
a ham-and-cheese sandwich.

Stop feeling some type of way.

Last up is KC.

Don't be shy. Oh!

Let's play ball.

♪ I-T-B-O-Y,
B-B-N-O-dollar sign ♪

Oh!

♪ That's right ♪

Oh, my God!

♪ I-M-H-I-M, the Gen Z Eminem ♪

- Oh, he just hit that.
- Yeah.

Oh! KC is so fine to me.

Like, I feel like,
you know, let me just go for it.

Why not?

You can tell he
really liked what he's seen.

Oh!

♪ That's me, damn right ♪

♪ Baby went "it" boy,
Jesus Christ ♪

Oh, he's driving it.

♪ I ain't got no type ♪

KC was ready for it.

Like he was like, "Okay, yes."

And he's fine as fuck.
Like, he is sexy.

- Oh!
- Yeah!

Ooh. Oh!

I'm trying to set a fire
with this one.

- Whoo!
- Oh, my God.

Get it, Coach!
Get it, Coach!

Every thought in my head
just went out the window.

Like, overthinking
and everything.

I just... I just did me.

There it is. Okay.
There it is.

KC went crazy.
That shit was hot.

♪ Bitch, I'm him ♪

Girl, you...

Oh! Oh! Oh!

That's my man.

Good shit.

That shit came
from the heart.

He was the best.
I don't care.

Watching you was, like,
so fucking hot.

Bitch, you looked like you
were having fun.

- Whoo!
- Whoo!

Wait. Can you hear them?

Wait. We should scream,
"Fuck you!"

We should scream!
Wait, wait, wait.

Come here.
We need to say, "Fuck you."

- Wait! This way or this way?
- They're so funny.

Fuck you!

Fuck you, fuck you!
Fuck you!

Holy shit!

Fuck you!
We're hot as fuck!

And fuck you.

Fuck you.

- Fuck you!
- Fuck!

She is fucking hilarious.

Uh-oh.

I'm scared.

♪ I'm coming for you ♪

♪ I'm coming for you ♪

Fuck you.

Tomorrow night...

I didn't think I'd vibe
with someone so quickly.

Temptation...

hence...

...hot...

...and the Bombshells
keep coming.

You're about
to meet 12 gorgeous guys,

all looking for love
and excited to meet you.

Yo, what the fuck is this, man?