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I mean, people know what you're talking
about.

Making some new friends, Kurt?

He sure is, Mr. Shue.

Hey, Finn, you still owe me that report
on chaos against Duverano Posado.

What? What you did last summer.

Almost halfway done with almost all of
it, Mr. Shue.

It's hammer time. Please, this is Mark
Jacobs' new collection.

Wait.

Okay.

How are you?

My name is Guillermo.

Where is love?

Does it fall from sky?

Is it underneath the willow tree that

I've been dreaming of?

Where's the coffee pot?

Figgins got rid of it.

Budget cuts. You know, I know for a fact
that they are still getting hot job at

Carver. We should strike.

Hello, boys.

Who needs a pick -me -up?

Wow, a latte.

Yeah, I'm a bit of a coffee snob. Now,
the key to a perfect latte is in the

temperature of the steamed milk. I like
mine scalding.

Hi, Emma. Hi, Ken.

Bill.

Hi. Hey.

What's with all the lattes? Oh, Emma, I
just felt so awful that Siggins cut the

coffee budget to pay for a nutritionist
for the Cheerios. Yeah, I heard you guys

went like...

$600 over budget on that. My performers
didn't get on Fox Sportsnet last year

because they ate at Bacon Junction.
Since when are cheerleaders performers?

Your resentment is delicious.

Well, I have a phoner in a couple of
minutes. It's an interview on the

with a major media outlet.

I'll probably do it on my iPhone.

Enjoy. Thanks a lot, Sue.

I missed you at the, uh...

Single mixer last weekend, Emma.

Yeah, I know.

Big pipe exploded in my building.

It's wild.

I hate those mixer things, though, don't
you? I mean, it's like a big meat

market. It's just, ooh.

I did give my number to a fireman,
though.

But he hasn't called. You know, there's
someone out there for everyone.

I won't even sweat it.

Hey, did you hear that Sandy Ryerson got
fired?

Really? Mm -hmm.

Who's going to take over Glee Club? Come
here.

I'd like to take over Glee Club.

You want to captain the Titanic, too? I
think I can make it great again. There

is no joy in these kids. They feel
invisible.

That's why every one of them has a
MySpace page.

Sixty bucks a month.

That's what I need to keep this program
up.

And you expect me to pay it?

I'm certainly not going to pay for it.

We're not talking about Cheerios here,
Will.

They were on Fox Sports Net last year.

When Glee Club starts bringing that kind
of prestige to the school again, you

can have all the money you want.

Until then, $60 a month, and you've got
to use the costumes and props you

already have.

But we need the stools for workshop.

Hiding this $60 a month from Terry was
going to be hard.

But I had a bigger problem.

How was I going to get these kids
motivated?

One thing I knew for sure, we needed a
new name.

New Directions.

Thaddeus Jones, and I'm singing. R -E -S
-P -E -C -T, find out what it means to

me. R -E -S -P -E -C -T, take care of
TCP.

Oh, hey, baby.

Hello, I'm Kurt Hamlin. I'll be singing
Mr. Cellophane.

Kissed a girl.

It's not what I'm used to.

Just want to try you on. I'm curious for
you.

Caught my attention.

I kissed a girl. I liked it.

Hi, my name is Rachel Barry, and I'll be
singing On My Own from the seminal

Broadway classic, Les Mis.

Fantastic. Let's hear it.

because every time I sign my name, I put
a gold star after it. But it's a

metaphor. And metaphors are important.

My gold stars are a metaphor for me
being a star.

And just so we're clear, I want to clear
up that hateful rumor that I was the

one who turned that closet case Sandy
Ryerson in because he gave Hank Saunders

the solo I deserved.

That's cock poopy. He was touching Hank,
caressing him. It was so...

not homophobic. In fact, I have two gay
dads.

See, I was born out of love. My two dads
screened potential surrogates based on

beauty and IQ.

Then they mixed their sperm together and
used a turkey baster.

To this day, we don't know which one is
my real dad, which I think is pretty

amazing. My dad spoiled me in the arts.
I was given dance lessons, vocal

lessons, anything to give me a
competitive edge.

I think that all the boys in school
would totally want to tap this, but my

MySpace schedule keeps me way too busy
to date.

I try to post a MySpace video every day
just to keep my talent alive and

growing.

Nowadays,

being anonymous is worse than being
poor.

Fame is the most important thing in our
culture now. And if there's one thing

I've learned, it's that no one's just
going to hand it to you.

Very nice, Rachel.

When do we start rehearsals?

You're rocking the boat.

And the devil will drag you under. Bite
the sharp lapel of your checkered coat.

Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down,
sit down. You're rocking the boat.

Sit down, you're rocking, sit down, sit
down, sit down. You're rocking the boat.

Sit down, you're rocking, sit down, sit
down, sit down. You're rocking the boat.

Sit down.

You're rocking the boat.

We suck.

It'll get there.

We just need to keep rehearsing. Mr.
Schuster, do you have any idea how

ridiculous it is to give the lead solo
in Sit Down and Rock on the Boat to a

in a wheelchair?

I think Mr. Schuster and I need to
enhance the performance. There is

ironic about show choir.

Rachel.

Rachel.

That's sloppy!

You're sloppy, baby!

Just disgraceful!

Change out of your costume.

I'm tired of being laughed at.

You're the best kid in there, Rachel.

That comes with a price.

Look, I know I'm just a sophomore, but I
can feel the clock ticking away, and I

don't want to leave high school with
nothing to show for it. You get great

grades. You're a fantastic singer.
Everybody hates me.

You think Glee Club is going to change
that? Being great at something is going

to change it.

Being a part of something special makes
you special, right?

I need a male lead who can keep up with
me vocally. Maybe I can coach Artie a

little bit. Look, Mr. Shue, I really
appreciate what you're trying to do, but

you can't give me what I need, then I'm
sorry.

I'm not going to make a fool out of
myself.

I can't keep wasting my time with Glee.

It hurts too much.

Schuster!

Figgins wants you!

But we just started rehearsals.

My hands are tied, too.

I need the auditorium.

Alcoholics anonymous wants to rent it
out for their afternoon meetings.

Lots of drunks in this town.

They're paying me ten bucks a head.

If we show what regionals Glee stays. If
not, the bar is open in the auditorium.

What is it with you and this club?
You've got only five kids.

One of them's a cripple. Then I guess
you've got nothing to worry about.

Fine. Yes.

But you're running detention for free to
make it up to me.

Deal.

You put your hands in the corners like
this.

Okay? I can't do it.

I'm dyslexic.

Maybe I should just stick to towels and
washcloths. Howard, if you can't pull to

fit a cheat, you cannot work at cheats
and things.

Call.

Make sure they have a receipt.

Someone looks beautiful today.

Hi. You look very handsome.

Thank you.

I just thought I'd bring you a roast
beef on pumpernickel. Your favorite.

Oh, does it have mayo?

Yeah. Well, if my diabetes comes back, I
can't get pregnant.

I... What is wrong with you?

Well, I just wanted to tell you that I'm
going to have to start working late for

the next couple months.

I'm monitoring after -school detention.

What? I had to make a deal with Figgins
so he wouldn't kill Glee Club.

Well, I'm on my feet four hours a day,
three times a week here.

Now I have to go home and I have to cook
dinner for myself?

This lady wants to return these sheets,
but something tells me we've got another

bedwetter.

Do you see what I have to deal with
here?

Hasn't she ever heard of a diaper?

Of course towels have a thread count,
Mr.

Sheets and Things.

What do you do? I read catalogs. I know
these things. Anything under a 400

thread count and I could break out an
imp in Tygo. It's simple to understand.

William!

Sandy? Hey.

Well, hello.

How are things?

I hear you have taken over Glee Club.
Yeah.

I hope you're not too upset.

Are you kidding?

Getting out of that swirling eddy of
despair, best thing that ever happened

me.

Don't get me wrong.

It wasn't easy at first.

Being dismissed, and for what I was
accused of, my long -distance girlfriend

Cleveland nearly broke up with me. Oh,
God, don't you love a good monkey?

Took me weeks to get over my nervous
breakdown.

Did they put you on medication?

Better. Medical marijuana.

It's genius.

I just tell my doctor, feel good, I'm
having trouble sleeping, and he gives me

all of it I want.

I'm finding the whole system quite
lucrative.

You're a drug dealer. Oh, yeah.

Make five times more than when I was a
teacher. I keep some for myself, and

I take money baths and the rest.

Who do you sell it to?

You want in?

Uh, no.

I mean, I tried it once in college, but
Terry and I are trying to get pregnant.

I do my own packaging, and the first
sample is free. Come on, you are the one

who are coaching those tone -deaf acne
factories. You're going to need it. Sir?

What? This looks like barf, okay? I have
to do everything myself.

Call me.

Come on.

What's the matter with you?

Jeremy. Hey, do... Can I have a check?

Sure, buddy.

Come on in.

Hey, Emma, you got a second?

What is that, gum?

You want to talk to my Cheerios about
joining Glee Club? Well, I need more

Performers. And... All the best ones are
in the Cheerios, so I figured some of

them might want to double up. Okay, so
what you're doing right now is called

blurring the lines.

High school is a caste system. Kids fall
into certain slots.

Your jocks and your popular kids, up in
the penthouse. The invisibles and the

kids playing live action druids and
trolls out in the forest, bottom floor.

And where do the glee kids lie?

Some basement.

He's not wrong, but I don't think
anything's set in stone.

I mean, you know, kids are going to do
what they think is cool, which is not

always who they are.

You just need to find a way to get them
out of their boxes.

Well, how do I do that?

They follow the leader.

You know, if you can get a couple of the
popular kids to sign up, the rest will

fall right in line.

I just want to talk to them.

I don't know, dude.

I can't see any of my guys wanting to
join the Glee Club.

Last month, they held down one of their
teammates shaved off his eyebrows just

because he was greater than Adam. Look,
all I'm looking for is an introduction.

Fine.

Gotta put a good word in for me with
Emma.

There you go, Cinderella.

Thank you.

I have trouble with things like that,
Liam.

The messy things.

Yeah. It's really nice how much you care
about Glee.

About the kids.

If you really care about these kids,
you'll leave well enough alone.

Children like to know where they stand.

So let your little Glee kids have their
little club.

But don't pretend that any of them are
something they're not.

Circle up.

Now, Mr. Schuster is going to talk to
you.

You don't listen, you do laps.

You mouth off, you do laps.

Got it?

They're all yours, Will. Thanks, Ken.

Hey, guys, how you doing? I think I
recognize some of you from Spanish

but I'm here today to talk to you about
something different.

Music.

Glee Club needs guys.

We put the sign -up sheet at the door to
the locker room, so if anyone wants to

sign up, please.

Thank you.

Dismissed.

You been sleeping okay?

Your eyes look a little bloodshot.

I got allergies.

Thanks again.

I honestly thought that was the end of
the very brief fever dream that was New

Directions.

wanted to do this thing in the first
place it was seeing the gift in a kid

they didn't even know they had it was
pure talent

what

I did then

You want to tell me how long you've had
a drug problem? I don't even know who

the chronic lady is. Look, if we're up
to me, we wouldn't have mandatory bi

-weekly afternoon locker checks. But
I've never seen that before, Mr. Shue, I

swear. It's not mine. I'll pee in a cup.

I'll pee. Look, it wouldn't make any
difference.

Possession is eight -tenths of the law.
I'm pretty sure that much pot is a

felony. Yeah.

You'll get kicked out of school.

You'll lose your football scholarship.

Wait, I had a football scholarship to
where?

You could land in prison, son.

Oh, my God.

Please, don't tell my mom.

Look, I see a lot of myself in you,
Finn.

I know what it's like to struggle to
make good life choices.

And I don't want to see you throw away
everything you have to offer the world.

I just expected more out of you, Finn.

That really got to me when Mr. Schuster
said that. Because every day of my life,

I expect more out of myself.

See, I might look confident and
everything, but I really struggle with

thing other kids do.

Peer pressure, back knee.

I never knew my dad.

He died in Iraq when we were fighting
Osama bin Laden the first time.

My

mom

and me, we're real close.

But being a single parent can be hard.

The only good time for mom was when we
splurged a little bit and ordered

Dreams.

Darren was good to her.

And he was cool about letting me hang
out.

That was the first time I really heard
music.

Man, it set my soul on fire.

You got a voice, buddy.

Seriously, if I had that voice, my band
would still be together.

Stick with it.

My mom took it real hard when Darren
left her for that girl he met at Pick

Save.

I decided to do whatever it took to make
my mom proud and make her feel all her

sacrifice was worth it.

We have two options here.

I'm running detention now, so you can do
six weeks after school, but that's

going to remain on your permanent
record.

What's the other option, Mr. Shue?

You better say bye.

Okay, look, Mercedes, it's just one
song.

And it's the first time we've been kind
of good.

Okay, you're good, white boy. I'll give
you that. But you better bring it.

Let's run it again.

All right, let's do it.

From the top.

You usually don't let me in your craft
room.

Isn't this fun and challenging?

Every Wednesday we're going to have
puzzle night because I know how

is for you to have a creative outlet.

You know, the kids have been working so
hard.

I was thinking about taking them on a
field trip next Saturday.

Carmel High is performing a showcase
down in Akron. Now, Carmel can be 18 to

to regionals.

And I was wondering if you might want to
come chaperoning with me.

On Saturday?

Oh, I can't. Oh.

I had to pick up an extra shift at work,
Will.

We're living paycheck to paycheck, you
know. And how much of that paycheck goes

to your Pottery Barn credit card?

I don't know what you're talking about.

in the Christmas closet.

I was looking for my jacket the other
day.

Come on. We cannot afford this stuff,
Terry.

But we could, Will.

Yes, I am a shoo -in to be promoted
during the Christmas week at sheets and

things. You know, I reek of management
potential.

And they're hiring at H .W. Mencken. My
passion is teaching, Terry. For the last

time, I don't want to be an accountant.
Dr. Phil said that people could change.

You know, it's not a bad thing to want a
real life, Will, and to have a glue gun

that works.

hard for me, not having the things that
I need.

Oh, and you need three mahogany toilet
brush holders?

Balinese!

It is not a bad thing to want things,
Will.

You know, I understand your interest in
these kids, Will. I really do.

Yeah.

It's your way of recapturing your glory
days.

But I'm not the high school cheerleader
anymore, and you are not the golden boy.

High school's over.

For both of us.

Bye. Bye.

Bye.

You're the quarterback.

No, I don't want to hear it.

You're a football player or you're a
singer.

Hey, what's going on?

Oh, I have to miss practice Saturday
afternoon. It's my mom. I've got to help

her cook and do things.

Why?

She just had surgery.

What kind of surgery?

Well, she had to have her...

Prostate. Yeah,

it's a tough break.

Yeah, it's engorged.

You think this is hard? I'm living with
hepatitis. That's hard.

You stole my quarterback.

Okay, look.

Finn's got a great voice. He just wants
to express himself. You're screwing up

my life.

Okay, Ken, you hate football.

What's this really about?

Hey, Eminem.

So.

I got tickets to Monster Trucks this
weekend.

Loge tickets.

No thanks, not my thing. Truckzilla
versus Truckosaurus, and get this, the

trucks breathe fire.

Ken, look, you know every time you ask
me out, I tell you that I'm on my

Doesn't bother me. Or I tell you I'm
suffering from cluster headaches, or I'm

allergic to nighttime.

This thing, not really true.

I'm just not interested in dating you.

How do I get you into my hatchback?
Okay, Ken, fine. You know what? Make me

it. I like somebody else.

All right?

Nothing you can do about it because
they're unavailable, so I have to deal

that, but... You're right.

I'm overreacting.

The herd will take care of it. The herd?
The student body.

Well, the second someone tries to rise
above, be different, herd pulls them

in.

So... Oh, and by the way, thanks for
putting a good word in for me with Emma,

buddy. I guess you just want her for
yourself, huh?

Adios, amigo.

You're very talented.

Really?

Yeah.

I would know I'm very talented, too.

I think the rest of the team expects us
to become an item.

You, the hot male lead, and me, the
stunning young ingenue everyone roots

Well, I have a girlfriend.

Really?

Who? Quinn Fabre.

Cheerleader Quinn Fabre?

The president of the celibacy club?

For almost four months now. She's cool.

I wonder if they have Sour Patch Kids.

Those kielbasa's look like they've been
here a while.

Do you want to go have Cezanne a PB &J?

That sounds perfect.

Yeah? Yeah.

Sorry, excuse me.

I haven't had a peanut butter and jelly
sandwich in a really long time.

Really? Yeah, my wife's allergic to
nuts.

Oh. Well, that's really sweet, though.

Not eating something because she can't.
Oh, yeah.

It's really nice. Oh, that's really
noisy.

But they're clean.

Oh, my gosh.

How long have you two been married?

Five years last March.

Really? Yeah. But we've been together
since high school. I mean, she was my

first girlfriend, actually.

Was it love at first sight?

For me, it was.

I don't know. She used to be filled with
so much joy.

And now?

No, no, no.

Showtime.

You don't want to hear about my marital
problems.

No, I do. I do. I mean, I'd love to
hear. I mean, I'm not happy that you

marital problems, but people talk to me
a lot. Here's the thing.

Terry rides me hard, and I've always
appreciated it.

I figure she just wants me to be better.

Lately, though, I keep asking myself,
better at what?

Making money?

Being upwardly mobile?

Thank you.

I don't know. I love her. Don't get me
wrong.

We just gotta get back on the same page.

Do you like the sandwich?

Oh, my God. Like the best I've ever had.

Hey, guys.

So this is supposed to be our
competition, but I honestly don't think

they've got the talent that we've got.

So let's be a good audience, all right?
Give them some of that old McKinley high

respect. Please give a warm Buckeye
State welcome to last year's regional

champion, Vocal Adrenaline!

I looked it up.

You broke the rules.

And for that, you must be punished.

Wait, wait, wait.

You've got the power here.

You don't have to do it.

There's my baby.

Wow, honey.

It's amazing.

What's the congratulations for? The kids
haven't won anything yet.

I'm pregnant.

Really? Yeah.

Terry, don't mess with me.

Oh, my God, this is amazing.

We're going to be a family.

Oh,

I can't believe it.

You're leaving us?

When? Well, I've given my two weeks
notice.

But I promise I'm going to find you guys
a great replacement before I go.

Is this because those Carmel kids were
so good? Because we can work harder.

isn't fair, Mr. Schuster.

We can't do this without you.

So does that mean that I don't have to
be in the club anymore?

Or... This isn't about you guys.

Being an adult is about having to make
difficult choices.

It's not like high school.

Sometimes you have to give up the things
that you love.

One day you guys are going to grow up
and understand that.

I have loved being your teacher.

All my bags are packed, I'm ready to go.

I'm standing here outside your door.

I hate to wake you up to say goodbye.

But the dawn is breaking, it's early
morn.

The taxi's waiting, he's blowing his
horn.

Already I'm so lonesome I could die.

So kiss me and smile for me.

Tell me that you'll wait for me.

Hold me like you'll never let me go.

I'm leaving on a jet plane.

Don't know when I'll be back again.

Oh, babe, I hate to go.

That's why he gave Figgins his notice.

Really.

Need help grading those papers?

It's actually an application for H .W.
Mencken. They're hiring.

Come on.

Accounting is sexy.

I'll miss you.

Before you leave, can you do me a favor?

I made an appointment for you tomorrow.

In the career center.

You need some guidance.

I'm having a kid, Emma.

What I need is better benefits.

Just come, Will.

For me.

Didn't see you at Glee Club today.

Is that still happening?

I've taken over.

Oh. I'm interim director, but I expect
the position will become permanent.

Hi, Finn. RuPaul.

What are you doing talking to her?

Science project. We're partners.

Chris considers tonight at five. My,
huh? Sounds great.

Look, I should go.

I can't do Glee anymore. It conflicts
with... Your reputation?

You've really got something, Finn, and
you're throwing it away.

I'm going to be late.

You can't keep worrying about what
people think, Finn.

You're better than all of them.

What do you want me to do, apologize?

That's not me, dude.

Look. If I joined the flag team, you'd
beat the crap out of me.

I just don't understand why you did it.
Schuster told me, give me enough extra

credit to pass Spanish before I join the
club, okay? I didn't have a choice.

If I filled another class, I'd be off
the team. Look, it's over, okay? I quit.

Anything else?

No, that's it.

And as a welcome back to the world of
the normal, I got you a present.

Good night.

Someone in there? We got that wheelchair
kid inside.

We're going to flip him.

Isn't that kind of dangerous?

He's already in a wheelchair.

Come on, dude. We saved you the first
roll.

Thank you.

Thank you so much. Thank you.

Oh, my God, the smell. What the hell,
dude?

I can't believe you're helping out this
loser.

Did you get it, man?

We're all losers.

Everyone in this school, everyone in
this town, out of all the kids who

graduate, maybe half will go to college
and two will leave the state to do it.

I'm not afraid of being called a loser
because I can accept that that's what I

am.

But I am afraid of turning my back on
something that actually made me happy

the first time in my thought life.

So what?

Are you quitting to join Homo Explosion?

No.

I'm doing both.

Because you can't win without me and
neither can they.

Look, you guys, these steps are not
hard. I've been doing them since

I'm sorry. Did I miss the election for
queen because I didn't vote for you? I

know what I'm talking about. I won my
first dance competition when I was three

months old.

This is a closed rehearsal.

Look, I owe you guys an apology.

I never should have quit.

I don't want to be the guy that just
drives around throwing eggs at people.

was you? You and your friends threw pea
balloons at me.

I know. You nailed all my lawn furniture
to my roof. I wasn't actually there for

that, but I'm really sorry.

Look, that isn't who I am, and I'm tired
of it. This is what I want to be doing

with you guys.

I used to think that this was like the
lamest thing on earth, and maybe it is,

but we're all here for the same reason.

Because we want to be good at something.

Artie, you play guitar, right?

Think you could recruit the jazz band?

I do have a pool there. All right.

Mercedes, we need new costumes, and they
have got to be cool. Can you do that?

Damn, don't you see what I got on?

Rachel, you can do choreography.

Tina, what are you good at?

We'll figure something out for you.

And what are you bringing to the table,
Justin Timberlake?

I've got the music.

I want to show you something.

I did a little research.

And this is a tape I found in the
library of the 93 team at Nationals.

Do you know

who that is?

That's you, Will.

That's you, happier than I've ever seen
you.

That was the greatest moment of my life.

Why?

Because I loved what I was doing.

I knew before we were halfway through
with that number that we were going to

win.

And being a part of that, in that
moment,

I knew who I was in the world.

You know, the only time I felt that way
since then was when Terry told me I was

going to be a father.

No. No, I need to provide for my family.

But provide what exactly?

The understanding that money is the most
important thing?

Or the idea that the only life worth
living is one that you're really

about, Will?

Just a small town girl living in a
lonely world.

She took the midnight train going.

Smoky room.

Smell of wine and cheap perfume.

For a smile they can share.

It's a nine.

We need a ten.

Rachel, you need to hit the ones and the
fives. Finn, I think if we worked on

it, you could hit a high B.

So does this mean you're staying?

It would kill me to see you win
nationals without me.

From the top.