All language subtitles for Cheers.S03E07.1080p.BluRay.x264-BORDURE_track3_[eng]

Cheers fs itlmed
oefore 2 live stucio audience.

You got any iresii Cotes?

- Mm-hmm.
- Great.

Oh, Carla, boy, | hatte to criticize,
out | can’t believe you actually read

these sleazy scandal sineets.
| mean, look at this. Even I’m above this.

'Bignoot Stole My Witte."

"rave Aliens Taken Over Your Pet?”
| mean, this is garbage.

For your information, Sam,
Kecomimnieacktitesekalticless

| think they're just as stupid
as you do.

| get It because they happen to have
a great crossword puzzle.

Okay, let's see.
Hmm, seven across.

"Five-headec Cow
oom in Vermont.”

Maybelle.

Uh, 16 across.

Sige with the most UFO babies."

Arkansas.

| don't believe you.

Thirty-two across. “The aphrodisiac
found in every kitchen cabinet.”

Uli, | dont know wihet that one ts:
Let me see what 14 down is.

"Where lrranco's brain is being kept alive."

Fish tank.

Okay, So, the titidh letter
of the aphrodisiac is an A.

Now | rameniber. Oregano.

Trash.

Hi, sweetheart.

Oh, come on, don't look at me like then,

| know we haven't spent
that much time together lately, butt

an avwiul lot’s been happening down at Cheers.
Let me just gral a beer.

Anyway, tnis woman, Irene Blancnare,
walks into the bar a few weeks ago,

and Coach falls for her
like a ton of bricks.

Kine! of like wien we first
laid eyes on each other.

Yeah, well, next thing you know,
he’s taking her out on the town

and they've been seeing
each other every night since.

‘SO | guess it wasn’t totally unexpected
when Coach comes in tonight and—

rey, hey, hey, | Saw thet yawn.

Well, | can finish tiils story
tomorrow.

Come on, let's you and me
turn in, huh?

Shh. You'll wake up Vera.

- Norm?
- Be right up, dear.

You stupid dog.

| hope she’s NOt IN tne mood!
to talk...

or anything.

Antony, everining uncer control’?

Yeah, Ma. What'd you think?
The place’d be on ‘tire?

Never minel, guy. | was a Iittie worried,

this being your first time
wenching the kids alone.

> Yeal, | know, out it was NO sweat.
= That's my lite man.

It feels Good to Get Ol My feet.

= ley, where are tine kids, anyway’?
= Locked in the Nall closet.

- Well, let “em Out.
- Yeah, sure, Ma.

| didn’t say now.

Would you like another piece
of ple, Clitffie?

An, well, Ma, | shoulcln't, out | cant resist
your gooseberry ple, Mom.

Wipe your cnin, dear.
That's a good boy.

tonight at Cheers?

= Veal, It was Okaly.
- Did you meet any young ladies?

Well, no, out there was
some excitement, though,

Remember | told you aloout the Coach
anc that woman Irene?

Well, tonight he asked her to marry hin
and, uh, you know, she said yealh.

Next thing you know,
she gets a call trom her daughter,

andl Irene’s won tine lottery.
Two iillion smackers.

= Good Lord.
- Yeah, yeah.

We're kind of worried, though. | mean, she seemec
to forget all about Coach when she won that cough.

Well, mayioe trl work Out.

Clitiie, when are you going to take me
to Cheers to meet your firlends?

- When hell freezes over,
- What was thar?

Uh, when | get tine tiront
seat of the car fixed, Ma.

Fine.

Hello.

What are you wearing 7

= Hello, Frasier.
> I'm not Frasier.

iim not wearing anyning.
Does that exeiie you?

rPrasier, | Know It's you.
[ts very latte.

Blasi You always Know lcs me.

You always co tne same thing.

/ just called to say I love you.

Ol, that’s sweet.

You're the most thoughtiul
boytiriend I've ever had.

ynacs not saying muen.

Oh, speaking of Sam...
Ooh, this is good.

Coach has been seeing, Irene,

nas a daughter, Sue,

and wnen they came
in a few weeks ago,

Sam to pick up Sue
so Coach would be with Irene,

lout she turmed lim clown ‘lat.
She was great.

And the best thing Is
it’s really been bugging Sam—=

ana ten tonight,
she did tt again.

| Nate to acme It,
out I'm enjoying it.

You Iie devil. Well, my dearest,
| will bid) you goodnight.

By ine way, | really don’t have any Clouies on.
This phone booth is rreezing.

Goodnight, Frasier darling.
Sweet dreams.

Curly, I'm going to really give
ft to you this ame.

Good Lord, aren't alll the
eight+year-olds in by now?

> SOME Of OUP HOP SHONIECS...
- Good, some late news.

Well, let's see
Wiher’s on tne olcl tuloe here.

On Capitol Filll...

Well, | watched some news over the weekend.
That's good enough, | guess.

Nyuek! Nyuek! Nyuek!

Oh, great. | love this one.
They re doctors.

Hey, Diane.

‘Surprise. Found something else
of yours lying around my place.

Remember this?

Good Lord.

Is that tor wearing
or signaling aircrait?

Well, this Is your ttedely,
ism it?

| con't know
which of your mindless bin\oi

leit thet in your apariment.

ly she paid money tor tt, she should oe seen to
and chemically altered.

ley, ula, what,
you don’t like the color?

What made you think
that wes mine?

Well, you're tiie only person | know
that shops at those fancy French places:

"ne Louse of Ooh La La.)

Get it away from me.
i's orencous.

Wow.

This is lovely.

DO YOU WANK I?)

Me?
Oh, | can’t take this, Sam.

No, no, please, go ahead.

God, thanks.

Oh, irom the House
of Ooh La La.

Evening, everyoody.

Norm!

Norman.

Vell us what you know, Norm.

Oh, Goes in his heaven
and something, something, something.

= Flow aloout a leer?)
- Yeah, that’s ft.

‘See, your Florida tan is far deeper, far richer,

nian your ordinary, common
run-ortine-mill tan.

AS & matter Of tact,
I've got a patch over here,

rll show you tiie cistinmcion,

| Clit’ found somebody
hednasimdOoneckioxdeaith

with his Florida spiel
yet, hun?

Marco Polo cidn’t tallk
about his trip this much.

NOW OU
how the rayon sock...

Oh, gee, It’s 7:00.
You wonder where the evening’s gone.

Yealn, I'll rememioer wiere || was,

So will I.

Nice guy.

- So, where's the Coach? Is he ot’ or what?
- No, he’s in the back working.

incerstanclliene
postponed the wedding again.

Oh, what's that make?
Three times now?

Can | have a Stoli, rocks, Sam’?

Yeah, | don’t think he's seen much of her
since she became Miss Moneybags.

Yeah, yea, just like a woman.
| tell you, they're only good for one thing.

And ior you, not even tat.

No, a kine of worried.
| mean, this doesn’t seem to faze Coach.

rie just keeps going on
like nothing happened.

Yealn, its like he’s got
his head iin the sand,

- Did my tlancée call, Sam?
- Uh, no, Coach, not today.

- Well, when sine cloes, I'll oe in tine back, hulh?
= Hey, Coach, ul, walt a second here.

Let me have a Iittile talk wit you.

Uh, everyihing going along
all right with you and lrene?

- Yeali, sure, never beittier,
= (Nf.

Well, | hear she cnangec
the wedding date again.

- What's the story?
- Well, ifs just nerves, Sam.

- You know, you know, it’s only natural.
- But you've hardly seen her lately, Coach.

Well, she’s been making
all these wedding plans.

Ti) HOt worried! aloourt [ie]

Coach, she moved
and she didn’t tell you where.

Well, | am a little
worried about that,

out wittin alll tae exchement,
she probeloly just forgot.

Coach, listen, listen to me.

Look, I'm going to tell you straight,
and you just better listen to me right now.

Wait a minute, Sam.

Before you do,

- could Il ask a very special tavor of you?)
= Wig?

Sam, would you please
my best man?

Olh, Coach...
Oh, sure, sure.

I’d be proud to.

Thanks, Sam.

Now, li] can just clear this
with Irene.

Well, what coes sie care
who your man is?

No, it’s not Irene. lifts Sue

Uh, If you showed up
att the wedding,

she said sometining
about hiring a sniper.

Weill, she cant stop thinking
elOOU MMe.

Obviously, litle Miss Sue
has a bad of Sammy-itis.

as the Swine Flu.

Sam, admit it. The poor woman
had 2 low taresinolc)

ior Overioearing lores.

Well, | got an idea.

May-mayloe | could, ul, send her
a relief map of my body.

Or you, you could send her
a life-sized portrait of your brain.

| know a2 Good miniaturist.

Nalin, that's not sexy,

Hi, everyone.

Ooh.

dl like to talk to Inim,

Fle Ill oe honored!
you remembered his name.

Carla, come on, stay out of this.

Uh, yeah. Uh, Coach?

- Somebody here to yOu.
= Is it Irene?

Yeah, it is.

Irene, | havent seen you
since the night | proposed.

How are the wedding plans going?

Well, that’s what | wantec
to talk to you about, Emie.

Well, wia--winatt
cid you want to do?

- Move the date up or something?
- Emie, would you please sit down?

Oh, sure, come on.

Do you know
where | was tonight?

Uh, probeloly at nome...

Wwinerever tina is]

| went to the governor's
mension for dinner.

Holy mackerel.

Pd want to go, huh?

No, the point is,

ever since | won that money,
I've been meeting new people,

experiencing hew things,

and there’s a lot more
| still want to co,

rm talking aloout Paris,
Monaco, London.

= Well, I’ happy witii Six Flags.
- | know you would.

Ernie...

This is really...

This is very hare tor me.

/ wouldn't want to hurt you
for the world, but the plain truth is

rim NOt the same Person
| was three weeks ago.

Thet person loved you,

You're 4 good man,

out I've been married
to a good man.

I've never been
obscenely wealiiiy.

Money changes people, lEmie!

Well, it hasnt changed me. | mean,
rm engaged to a very wealthy woman,

out I'm sill the same simple guy
| always was.

Erle, l= | con't tnink
we're engaged anymore.

I’m sorry.

| HOpe you can tine it in your heart
to forgive me.

Wait a minute.
‘There's nothing to forgive,

pecause this isnt you talking.
[t's the money.

YOu Ve Got to Get tinis
out of your system, Irene,

and...

vou ll Come back to me.

| wish | could make you
uncderstancl.

Look, we set a wedeling clatte,
right?

Tinat cate Is suill set,

and wien that date comes along,
I'll be right here waiting for you.

KSoodloye, Ernie.

Fieve 2 wonceriul Ine.

Irene, you're crazy.
This isnt goodbye.

Yes, it is.

- Ohh, no, honey, It ism".
= {it is.

Boy, Sie’s going to make
one hell of a wife, ain't she?

Isnt ke romeanwe?

Da-Ca' 12) =i) -Clo- 1) C/G}

What | like is a nice, clean break.

Da-da-ta-dum

- Whoa!
- Oh.

Coach.

Pretty spitiy there.
What's the occasion?

t's only my wedding cay.
SOMERCOLOOMeMOLCaSes

MOUneaickiionmionomeoachr,
- Well, not tor a while,

Dut YOu Te NOt Supposed!
to see tine loricle

osiiore the ceremony anyway,
are you?

No, lout you're supposed to know

wheter or not
she’s in the country, at least.

Sam, will you stop worrying

like countries, huh?

= All right.
> This is a very happy day:

Uh, tolls...
ROKSS

| have an apology to mealkes

A lot of you can't oe invited
to the wedding,

DSCcause It's GOING to be
a small, private atifair.

- I'M sorry some or you haa to le lett Out.
- Like the bride, huh?

That really hurts.

nen | haven t lived in vain

Diane, I’m sorry,

Duk yOu Can't Sing at the wedding
like you fo.

| understand.

Yealh, just standing there looking geeky
will be entertainment enough.

Sam, Ira going to go In

ane Gneck
on my honeymoon reservation,

Looks like te Coach
is headed for Dump Clty,

ancl he's got his pedall
to the metal.

| sul say there's something
touching about ft.

A man wit that much hope and faith
in a relationship is very rare.

So's the oxygen to your brain:

Look, Diane, you're not helping lim
by saying stutf like that.

We've got to get the Coach
to face reality.

Come on, Diane.

| mean, you of alll people
should realize how paintul it is

to love somebocly
who doesn’t love you back.

Ah, yes, your sobiing,
your whimpering,

your moony-eyed sighs
nave not gone unnoticed.

You must have creanit that
gloout me.

So the dreams about me continue,
un?

Still have the one
apourt tine winite horse?

One end ot it.

ine day | met Frasier Crane,

| stopped looking for Mr. IRigint!

that would discourage me too.

Why con't you two efter
nit cach other in the face or shut up?

- We're trying to deal with the Coach here:
- All right, Carla, you’re right,

out is there anything wrong with a man believing
that the woman he loves will come back to him?

Yes, wnen the chances that sie willl
are “none” and “forget it.”

Well, In sure that if Irene knew
how strongly the Coach still felt about ft,

she'd make an Siirort to talk to him
and straighten hint out.

Yealn, bout we con't even know
how to get in touch with her.

Ooh, but | do know how to get in touch
with her daughter, Miss Frostiootiom.

‘ell you what I"m Going to co.

I'm Going to give her a little message
to pass on to her mother,

ano she can keep a litte of Id
jor herselir,

= Ooh, yealh.
= That’s it.

Yeali, & little message
alout a couple of women

that don't know the tirst ting
about being decent tto folks...

- All right.
- All right.

Fil, bale, Sam Malone.
Busy tonight?

For tine rest of your litte. Yealh, well,
| thought that’s what you were going to say,

out, witoa, wnoa, wihioa, witoa,,
before you hang up on me here,

uals phone call] doesn’t have
anything to do witht you.

is about your mother and the way
she’s been treating the Coach.

I mean, | think tt stinks.
| don’t even want to tell you

now enraged | am over the phone, so how about
we get together for dinner tonight, hulh?

Yeali, welll, | knew
you were going to say that,

our, ulp, listen up here.
| don’t want to go to dinner. | already atte...

So did we.

‘So, uli, how about a drink?

Well, | knew
you were going to say that too,

out, ula, I"ve got news tor you,
| don’t drink, so, yeah,

wino feels stupid now, lhuln’?

You agree win me?

Well, yeah,

well, you siiould oe ashamec
of your mother, Sue.

| mean, Come on,
what's going on here?

Corfu?

Oh, no.

Oh...

Yeah, well, thanks.

Boy, you know, I'm beginning to hate
the women in that family.

What is it?

lrene’s engaged to another man,
SOME RNOLSMNOM

foreign inclustrialist millionaire.

Said his name
was Glods or something.

StamislanaGlocdsy7
Ooh, what a catch.

Anyway...

She's living with him in Corfu,
wherever the hell tat is.

Fmm, Corfu, yealh,
poor man’s Pensacola.

= Cheese it. Flere he comes.
- Don't anybody say anything about this!

- Any calls, Sam’?
SI NOMU I COaCiANOKCalllSs

You mean
Irene clichn’t call?

Coach, | don’t think
Irene’s going to call... 6Vefr.

Oh, Sam, you're SO young.
MOUMTEES ORV OUINOR

riey, Coach, she’s engaged
toranonnendintalny

| just spoke to her daughter,
Some rich European guy.

Oh, heavens to Betsy.

It looks like I’ve been lei
alatneraltalaMiratewendshralllileora

Coacn, will you wake up
ANCES Ne theKeonieer.

riey, hey, hey, hey, Diane.
Take it easy, will you?

Coach, I’m sorry.

| dicint mean to yell at you,
Please forgive me.

It’s okaly.

Up until a ew moments ago,

|, 100, was a holdout
for a happy ending,

out even this new, seemingly
inconirovertiiole evidence

nasnt shaken your taltth a tig.

nriow Can you loe so certain’?

Right here, Diane.

The human hheart=
WVINORKNOMSH NOMA IN VONKSY4

Well, it's essentially an
involuntary muscle, Coach,

e acuvatted loy elecwicall impulses
- Exactly!

No one. lt works by feelings, Diane.

All my teelings tell me that sie'll loe back.
You uncerstanc?

She'll be back here
pefore closing time.

isn't iar romaniwc?

Va-0a-Gia-Cia-a) Ca-ClUIM=-Cia- Cig}

Nothing's sacder than a man
holding on to a dead dreann.

Unless it's a blonde woman
struggling to keep her hopes up.

No, | think it's @ tall] ex-baseballl player
who clings forlorniy—

Flow aloout tine tires of us

GO out and get something to eait,
like old times?

| thought | knew her.

she’d come back ttodary,

Well, mayloe she hac
@ family crisis...

like her daughter
Tell off her foroomstick.

- Sam.
- Oh, sorry.

Coach, how aloout a pizza?
You love pizza.

No, | don"t, Diane.

You cant crawl iin loed
with a pizza.

Well, mayoe you could,
but a pizza can’t keep you warm.

Well, mayloe it could,
put you can't kiss a pizza.

- Your los’d get kind of
- Uh, Coach, we get tie point.

You know what reallly hurts
tne Most?

What?

| thought right up to the very last moment
tinalesinexemealllF

riow could | have been so wrong?

YOu Just wanted it to happen so badly,
you never thought it wouldn't.

No, Diane, no. | never coulotted It.
| thought we’d get together,

lout | guess the money
did change her.

| guess it did.

You want to know something?)

I'm Starting to wonder
if we would have made that good a couple.

Come on, let's get some pizza

Boy, litte with her sure ain't boring.

Coach, don’t answer that phone.
We both know, like you do, that i's Irene,

Dut why not teacn her a lesson?)

No, Diane, tf she was
thoughtiul enough to call...

Yealhn, look, look, honey,
let me do the talking.

lv | hear your voice,
| might change my mind.

You're better ot with the rich guy.
| realize that, even if you don’t.

Now, look, we had some good times,
Just take care of yourself, hulh?

| NOpS She understands.

Coach, waiitt a here.

Dic] you actually hear
ner voices on the phone?

| didn’t have to, Sam.
lt was er.

So it's alll over?

Well, tt's all over
for me, Out...

| Stull 1eel Sorry vor Ner,

Poor kid.

It’s her.

Isn't it

Romantic?

Merely to be young
On such a night as this?