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Ooh! Don't mind if I do.
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Mm! Oh.
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Ugh! This is just orange juice.
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Why put it in a champagne flute?
That's just mean.
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Don't worry.
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The kids are out
buying the champagne.
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You're going home soon.
We have to celebrate every day.
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I know. That's why
we should blow it out.
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Ooh.
Let's go to Vegas this weekend.
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Oh, my God. I'd kill to
go to Vegas. Mm-hmm.
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You know, I've been dying
to go to M&M World.
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But I can't jet off to Vegas.
I've got children to raise.
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And where are those children
right now?
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At the liquor store. Mm.
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Okay. But I came out here
to take care of them.
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They need me.
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Well, they don't need you
this weekend.
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I do. I'm in my 50s!
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I can't suck tequila shooters
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out of a Chippendale's
belly button alone.
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That would look sad.
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They let you do that?
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I don't know if they let me,
but I'm gonna!
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It does sound fun.
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Maybe too fun for a mom?
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Oh, Jean.
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This is the only time
we get to have fun.
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We're done raising our kids,
our parents don't need us yet,
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and we're still young enough
to get our freak on!
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This is our sweet spot!
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Do you have
any Dr. Scholl's foot pads?
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'Cause I hear there's a lot
of walking.
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You know what? You're right.
If not now, when?
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It's off-season at work.
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The kids seem stable
for the moment.
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My parents are on a cruise.
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I think I'm in!
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Oh! Can we go see Barry Manilow?
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No, but we can meet up after.
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Sorry we took so long,
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but you'll never guess
who we ran into.
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Nick Harper, from high school.
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Oh, yeah. Nick.
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Isn't he the one
you had a crush on, Jackie?
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What? No.
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God, Mom. Way to be cool.
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Yeah. Well, Freddie has a
crush on him now. I do not.
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He said hi to you, and you said,
"I miss you, too."
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Well, what's Nick up to
these days?
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Oh, he's amazing.
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He moved out here
a few years ago.
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He made it big on some app
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that lets you hire celebrity
look-alikes for parties.
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Oh. Twinsies.
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That's how I got LL Cool J
at my birthday party.
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Well, LL Cool K.
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Well, some tech company
bought it, he cashed out,
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and now he just spends his time
doing charity work.
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And since I have nothing
in my life,
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I had to lie and tell him
I was on "Top Chef."
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I finished third last season.
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Well, if you had to lie,
why did you finish third?
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I would have won.
It's all political.
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How about a toast?
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To reconnecting
with old friends,
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to having friends visit,
and to me going to Vegas.
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Sharon and I are going to Vegas!
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Ooh. No, it's okay.
There's booze in it.
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I wouldn't trick you
into drinking just juice.
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Oh, no. I'm not really supposed
to be doing alcohol right now.
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Oh. We have coffee.
No caffeine either.
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No, I'm good. Keep brunching.
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Yes, everyone. Help yourself.
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Sharon, can I see you
for a minute?
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Sharon.
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No alcohol?
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Or caffeine?
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She's wearing a flowy top.
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Are you thinking what
I'm thinking? Mm-hmm.
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That they should've bought more
than one bottle of champagne.
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No. I think Celia's pregnant.
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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Are you sure?
She doesn't look pregnant.
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Mom, I need to "Top Chef"
my Instagram
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so Nick doesn't know I'm a liar.
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Get a quick picture of me
by the oven.
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Make sure you get the good side
of my butt.
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Honey, that's the dishwasher.
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Who cares?
Take a picture of her butt.
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Here you go.
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Hey, Mom? Yeah.
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Can you hand me some
Nick Harper -- Butter!
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Stupid.
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I know your secret.
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I don't have a crush on him!
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No! I'm talking about the baby.
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Ooh. There's a baby?
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Whose baby?
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Oh, no. I spoiled the surprise.
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What? What surprise?
What are you talking about?
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I know Celia's pregnant!
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I am?
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This is what you look like
pregnant?
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Another win for Jackie.
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Why didn't you tell me
you're having a baby?
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Because I'm not.
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But I noticed you not drinking
any alcohol
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or caffeine.
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Yeah. I'm on a cleanse.
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The only thing in my stomach
is lemon juice,
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maple syrup, and cayenne.
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I'm nauseous and lightheaded,
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but look how white
my eyeballs are.
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I'm on a champagne cleanse.
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Actually, I'm on a champagne,
muffin, and bacon cleanse.
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Actually, no.
I'm just having a drunk brunch.
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Honestly, you guys.
It's probably for the best.
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You're too young to be having
kids right now anyway.
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Oh, we're not having kids.
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Yet. Never.
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Never until it's time.
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No. Never until never.
We've talked about it.
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The world has way too many
people, and kids tie you down.
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One of us would have to give up
their career.
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Just having kids changes
your whole life.
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But having kids changes
your whole life.
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Yeah. That's also a good point.
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You guys may think you know
what having kids is,
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but until you do it --
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The love you get... Mm-hmm.
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The sense of purpose you get.
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What could be as fulfilling
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as the moment
when you first become a parent?
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Nick Harper just started
following me.
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My Nick Harper?
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Okay.
Maybe I do have a crush on him.
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I need something to wear
to Vegas.
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All my clothes scream "Mom."
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And some of them cry "widow."
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Take whatever you want.
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Oh, what's wrong, honey?
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Freddie and Celia have
everything.
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They have jobs.
They have each other.
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They even have the option
of having kids.
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They just don't want to.
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Oh, don't let that upset you.
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They're young.
They don't know what they want.
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They'll change their minds.
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I'm not worried about them.
I'm worried about me.
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I have nothing,
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and none of that stuff
is ever gonna happen for me.
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Oh, of course it will.
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Enjoy your freedom
while you can, honey.
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There's only a few times in life
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when women get to live
for themselves.
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Her 20s, her 50s, and then
when all the men are dead.
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What do you think?
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Does that make me look like
I sleep around?
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That's why I bought it.
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♪♪♪
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Celia.
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May I please speak to you
at your earliest?
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Why are you talking to me
like I'm about to be fired?
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What's this?
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Oh, my God!
Where did you get that?
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From right in here.
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Aah! Freddie!
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It's no big deal!
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You just --
You found my baby stash.
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It's a thing.
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Baby stash? That's not a thing.
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Unless you're talking about
a super-small mustache,
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in which case, those are
the perfect words for that.
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No, it's just sometimes
when I see cute baby stuff,
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I buy it and I save it,
because, you know,
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the world of baby fashion
moves fast.
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I thought that we agreed
that we weren't having kids.
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Are you squirreling
all this away
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'cause you actually want a baby?
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I don't know
why I'm squirreling.
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I-I guess you just never know,
you know?
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I mean, it's impossible to say
how you'll feel in 10 years.
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Okay, 10 years ago, you were 13.
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Did 13-year-old you know
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that you wanted a serious
live-in girlfriend?
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Yeah. 13-year-old me saw
an underboob at a baseball game
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and very much wanted that lady
to come live with him.
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People change how they feel
about things with time.
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It's normal.
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And also,
we had the no-kids conversation
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on our fourth date,
and I really don't think
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agreements made at Buca di Beppo
should be legally binding.
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We said no babies. No takebacks.
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Okay. You know what?
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I'm sorry I even thought
it was a possibility.
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Clearly, we could never have
a baby, because you are a baby.
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Okay. Well, you're the one
with the baby stash.
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You can't even grow
a baby stash.
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Hey! You know I'm sensitive
about my facial hair.
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What facial hair?
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Hey, uh, one of my clients said
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that some women out here
called him "sugar buns"
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and asked him to sit on her lap.
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No. It was "sugar shorts."
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And I asked to sit on his lap.
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I see. Uh.
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You look amazing
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and slightly overdressed
for backyard day-drinking.
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I'm not wearing a bra.
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Ha-ho!
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Lucky dress.
So, what's happening out here?
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We're practicing
for our trip to Vegas.
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Practicing?
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Yeah, Danny.
Vegas is a marathon.
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You don't just run a marathon.
You train for it.
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Speaking of which, I
need more training. Ooh!
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On it.
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May I interest you
in a Bloody Mary?
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Uh, no, thanks. It's Wednesday.
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I have a job.
You know, responsibilities.
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Oh, yeah.
I forgot about responsibilities.
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'Cause I don't have any!
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I'm in my sweet spot!
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Got to enjoy life while I can,
because it's short.
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Yeah. I get it.
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I'm actually feeling that
myself.
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I've got a birthday coming up,
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so I can't say
I'm in my early 40s anymore.
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Oh, yeah. Me neither.
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High five to leaving
our early 40s for our mid-50s.
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Well, I'm 43.
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No. We're the same age.
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You've got a daughter
in college!
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Yeah.
We were pregnant when I was 25.
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You're really 43?
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Oh, my God.
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I'm not in my sweet spot.
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I'm old! You're not old, Jean.
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You're drinking Bloody Marys
on a Wednesday.
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Yeah.
And they gave me acid reflux.
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You are young.
You are beautiful.
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And you are definitely
in your sweet spot.
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Oh. Oh, good. You're here.
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Guess what. I've decided
I'm gonna have a baby.
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You're gonna be a grandma!
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I need to talk to my daughter
about her baby,
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but we're gonna continue
this conversation.
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43! How could you do this to me?
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Sharon!
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I thought you were coming inside
for refills!
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I was.
253
00:09:34,374 --> 00:09:38,045
I guess I'm not used to
midweek day-drinking.
254
00:09:38,178 --> 00:09:41,214
I just needed
a little disco nap.
255
00:09:41,348 --> 00:09:45,986
Um... I'm gonna go close my eyes
for a few more minutes.
256
00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:47,821
Don't let me sleep
till tomorrow.
257
00:09:47,955 --> 00:09:51,191
Sharon, how old do you think
Danny is?
258
00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:54,061
I don't know. 43?
259
00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:55,696
Go to bed. You're drunk.
260
00:09:57,998 --> 00:10:00,100
Okay.
261
00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:02,636
Let's get back
to you having a baby.
262
00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:04,071
Everything you said at brunch
263
00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:05,706
about what having kids
brings you
264
00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:07,040
is what I feel like I'm missing.
265
00:10:07,174 --> 00:10:09,710
I need a baby. Oh, honey.
266
00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:13,113
I know you're gonna make
an amazing mother someday.
267
00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:14,848
But once you are a mother,
268
00:10:14,982 --> 00:10:17,250
you won't be in your sweet spot
anymore.
269
00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:19,853
You'll have huge
responsibilities.
270
00:10:19,987 --> 00:10:21,621
Don't you want to enjoy
this time?
271
00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:23,556
But I'm not enjoying this time.
272
00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:27,094
Well, how are you gonna do it?
You don't even have a boyfriend.
273
00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:29,129
I mean,
you never even leave the house
274
00:10:29,262 --> 00:10:31,064
unless it's to come to my house.
275
00:10:31,198 --> 00:10:33,734
It's 2021, Mom.
Men are optional.
276
00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:35,068
And I have a plan.
277
00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:36,870
I already know
the perfect donor.
278
00:10:37,004 --> 00:10:40,040
Brilliant, funny, handsome --
Nick Harper.
279
00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:41,108
It was fate
that we ran into each other
280
00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:42,943
after all these years,
281
00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:45,312
because I need his brilliant,
funny, handsome sperm.
282
00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:47,347
What are you gonna do,
trick him?
283
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,683
Because that'll backfire.
Ask your Aunt Kim.
284
00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:51,952
Better yet,
ask your cousin Misty.
285
00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:54,654
No. I'm gonna ask him.
286
00:10:54,788 --> 00:10:56,724
Besides, it's really not
a big deal.
287
00:10:56,857 --> 00:10:58,759
I'm taking charge of my life.
288
00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:02,029
I feel good for the first time
in a really long time.
289
00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:03,563
I have a goal.
290
00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:05,532
I have a purpose.
I have a reason --
291
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:06,934
Sharon: I have a headache!
292
00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:08,201
Keep it down!
293
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:13,640
♪♪♪
294
00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:22,482
Okay.
295
00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:23,851
Well, if we're not gonna talk,
296
00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:26,086
I'm just gonna play
the new "Outriders."
297
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,156
Ugh.
298
00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:31,191
Okay.
299
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,796
Hey!
That was the last coconut one!
300
00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:38,465
Five-second rule.
301
00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:41,201
Monster.
302
00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:43,270
♪♪♪
303
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:50,811
How'd everything go with Jackie?
304
00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:53,180
I don't know.
305
00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:56,116
I'm not sure how I feel
about her having a baby,
306
00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:58,418
but this is the first thing
Jackie's been excited about
307
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,353
for a while,
and I want to support her.
308
00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:02,455
And who am I kidding?
309
00:12:02,589 --> 00:12:04,457
I'm certainly old enough
to be a grandma.
310
00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:06,493
You're not still thinking about
the age thing between us,
311
00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:07,961
are you?
It doesn't freak you out?
312
00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:09,797
Caterpillars freak me out.
313
00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,932
Confident squirrels
freak me out.
314
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,801
The effects
of socioeconomic status
315
00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:16,536
on the availability of mental
healthcare freaks me out.
316
00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:19,606
But our age difference
definitely doesn't freak me out.
317
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,474
But then, I've known about it
all along.
318
00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:22,709
You have?
319
00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:25,612
Is it my elbows? My neck?
320
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,981
The way I hold the newspaper
when I read it?
321
00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:29,817
The fact that I read
the newspaper?
322
00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:32,119
Jean, you gave me a copy
of your driver's license
323
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,822
when you rented
the guesthouse. Oh.
324
00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:36,623
Oh, come on, Danny.
325
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,026
On some level, it must bother
you that I'm so much older.
326
00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:40,994
It doesn't bother me at all.
And why should it?
327
00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:43,196
You're hot, and looks are the
only thing that matter, right?
328
00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:45,032
You joke,
329
00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:48,335
but I was married with children
before you were even born.
330
00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:50,003
Jean,
you are good at so many things,
331
00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:51,204
but math is not one of them.
332
00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:53,573
I'm trying not to care,
333
00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:56,543
but so much has changed
in a day.
334
00:12:56,676 --> 00:12:58,846
Jean, nothing has changed
except your blood alcohol level.
335
00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:01,882
Hey, Mom. Can I stay with you?
Celia's really mad at me.
336
00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:04,251
Oh, of course, sweetie.
337
00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:05,552
Ooh.
338
00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:07,487
Why are you dressed
like Aunt Kim
339
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,389
when she brings cookies
to the fire station?
340
00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:18,031
I hope this doesn't cramp
your style, Mom.
341
00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:19,199
Just crashing here
for a few days.
342
00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:20,633
Celia's really mad at me.
343
00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:21,902
I thought it was best
to give her her space.
344
00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:23,470
We got into it
345
00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:25,238
because she changed her mind
about having a baby.
346
00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:28,175
Now I talked two people
into having a baby?
347
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,742
I should give a TED Talk.
348
00:13:29,877 --> 00:13:33,013
Okay. Well,
we're not having a baby, so...
349
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,547
We'll discuss.
350
00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:36,516
Let me just get out
of this silly dress.
351
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,418
Oh, you wouldn't believe
how much sequins itch
352
00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:39,853
when you're not wearing a bra.
353
00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:41,688
Ugh. Mom. Calm down.
354
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:44,324
I'm wearing underpants.
Wait. No.
355
00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:46,159
Mom!
356
00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:47,427
Hey, Mom.
357
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:48,761
What are you doing here?
358
00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:51,264
No way.
359
00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:54,334
Nick Harper, in my mom's house.
360
00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:56,069
Hey, man. Good to see you again.
361
00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:57,404
Really? You mean that?
362
00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:00,273
I feel the same way, man.
363
00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:05,245
Okay. Um, Mom, this is Nick.
364
00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:07,414
Oh, Nick. Yeah. As in Nick.
365
00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:08,781
Nick. Mm.
366
00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:10,450
I was worried
I would forget my name,
367
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,052
but you guys saved the day.
368
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,820
Nice to see you again,
Mrs. Raines. Mm.
369
00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:15,622
It's been too long. Oh.
370
00:14:15,755 --> 00:14:17,390
Um, can I grab you
for a minute? Oh.
371
00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,659
Hang here with Freddie.
Don't be weird.
372
00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:21,428
I'm not gonna be weird.
You're the weird.
373
00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:27,734
Thought they'd never leave.
374
00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:31,604
My mom's not wearing underwear.
375
00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:32,872
Okay.
376
00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:34,774
Stupid.
377
00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:37,844
So, he looks great, right?
378
00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:39,779
And all his grandparents
are still alive,
379
00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:41,148
and they have low cholesterol.
380
00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:42,682
One aunt did die young,
381
00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:44,851
but fortunately,
she was hit by a train.
382
00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:48,488
Well, he is very handsome,
and he has a nice, long neck.
383
00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:50,657
Your father's side of the family
has very short necks.
384
00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:52,625
It'd be good to breed that out
of the line.
385
00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:54,127
So are you in?
386
00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:57,130
I don't know. I mean, is he in?
387
00:14:57,264 --> 00:14:59,599
Right. Well, I haven't exactly
asked him yet.
388
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,401
We mostly talked about
dead relatives.
389
00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:03,436
Ah.
390
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,638
Oh. Hey.
391
00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:10,410
I think I overdid it
in practice, so new plan --
392
00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:13,080
I'm gonna go to sleep
till tomorrow.
393
00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:18,818
Can I ask you a question?
394
00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:20,420
Am I gonna be able to stop you?
395
00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:24,024
Classic Nick.
396
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:27,127
So, I heard that you followed
Jackie back right away,
397
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:28,861
but you still haven't
followed me.
398
00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:31,364
Are we okay?
399
00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:33,433
Yeah, man. I'll follow you.
400
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:35,969
Great. Now?
401
00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:40,974
What's your first name again?
402
00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:43,010
I just know you
as Jackie's brother.
403
00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:44,811
You're trying to make me
jealous, aren't you, Nick?
404
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,347
Oh, God. What are you doing?
405
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:48,648
W-What are you doing here?
406
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,450
I came to bring you home.
407
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,219
Does this mean
that you're not mad?
408
00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:55,588
Oh, I'm really mad.
Like yell-at-you-in-Spanish mad.
409
00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:57,124
I'm mad because of our fight,
410
00:15:57,257 --> 00:15:59,692
I'm mad because you ran
to your mother,
411
00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:01,995
and I'm mad at whatever
you're doing to this poor man.
412
00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:03,563
I'm Nick.
We met at the liquor store.
413
00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:05,498
Yeah.
We all know who you are, Nick.
414
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:07,767
Then why do you want me
to come home?
415
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:10,170
Freddie, we're gonna have
a lot of fights.
416
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,539
You can't just run away.
That's not how this works.
417
00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:13,873
How does it work?
418
00:16:14,007 --> 00:16:15,908
You stay in it. You work it out.
419
00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:17,910
You know that eventually
everything's gonna be okay
420
00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:20,247
because we're in this forever.
421
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:21,681
Aww.
422
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,616
Unh. We're fighting.
¿Qué te pasa?
423
00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:28,055
Women, right?
424
00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:30,190
I'm sorry.
425
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:35,262
Oh. What happened to Freddie?
426
00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:36,729
Celia came and got him.
427
00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:39,366
I hope he wasn't
too weird. He was.
428
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,202
Um, hey, Nick,
why don't you sit down?
429
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,304
There's something
I want to talk to you about.
430
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:46,406
Oh. It's happening now?
431
00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:47,907
I don't think
you should just come out
432
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:49,242
and ask somebody
something like this.
433
00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:50,543
Something like what?
434
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,745
Nick, I have a proposition
for you.
435
00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:54,647
I definitely don't think you
should do this in front of me.
436
00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:56,416
What's she doing?
Okay. Settle down.
437
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:58,118
It's not like I'm asking him
to marry me.
438
00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:00,587
Jackie! I have to stop you.
439
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,522
I want to support you,
but I think you're doing this
440
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:04,391
for the wrong reasons.
Doing what?
441
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,593
I'm looking for purpose
in my life.
442
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:08,095
If I do it this way,
I have complete control
443
00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:09,796
and I can't get hurt
again. Oh, honey.
444
00:17:09,929 --> 00:17:11,131
You think a kid's
not gonna hurt you?
445
00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:13,166
Hi! Sorry.
446
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:15,302
I'm really trying to ride
this wave,
447
00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:16,936
but from what I gather,
448
00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:19,772
I'm either about to get seduced
or murdered.
449
00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:24,411
Nick, c-could you wait outside
for a bit?
450
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:27,347
Damn. Sounds like murder.
451
00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:35,588
Honey.
Your plan isn't gonna work.
452
00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:39,226
You can't stop living your life
just because you got hurt.
453
00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:44,164
You know, after your dad died,
I was devastated.
454
00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:47,634
I stopped living my life, and I
poured everything into you kids.
455
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:50,437
I know that you've been hurt
by Andy,
456
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,972
but I don't want you
to shut it all down, too.
457
00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:54,907
But I'm not shutting it down.
I'm having a baby.
458
00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:58,111
But having a baby
does shut it down.
459
00:17:58,245 --> 00:18:01,981
It's wonderful
because it starts a new life,
460
00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:04,484
but you haven't even begun
to live the one you have now.
461
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:09,922
How about instead of asking
for Nick's...
462
00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:14,527
seed... you ask him on a date?
463
00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:16,062
Because if I ask him on a date,
464
00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:18,231
he could leave me
in three years, take my car,
465
00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:19,732
and I'll be right where I am
now.
466
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:21,301
Or not.
467
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,370
Or you stay together.
468
00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:26,206
Or you go on two dates and hate
the way he chews his popcorn.
469
00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:28,141
Or you love the way
he chews his popcorn,
470
00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:29,376
and he still leaves you.
471
00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:31,411
Is this supposed to boost me up?
472
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:35,148
My point is, you can't stop it.
473
00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:36,949
You can't control it.
474
00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:38,351
You just have to live your life.
475
00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:40,520
Yeah, but what if --
476
00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:43,456
Yes. Exactly, honey.
477
00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:45,192
What if?
478
00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:49,229
♪♪♪
479
00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:50,763
You're still here.
480
00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:53,166
Yeah.
I wasn't really sure what to do.
481
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:55,235
I mean, I'm getting
a lot of mixed signals --
482
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:57,870
And a very clear signal
from your brother.
483
00:18:58,004 --> 00:19:00,006
Do you want to go out with me?
484
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,674
Yes.
485
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,410
But I thought we were already
on a date.
486
00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:05,245
Is this not what this was?
487
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:07,480
Oh. Yeah. Yes.
488
00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:10,217
Of course. You're very cute.
489
00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:12,985
You know, I always had a crush
on you in high school.
490
00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:14,687
I did not know that.
491
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,456
You want to tell me
what was going on in there?
492
00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:18,858
Let's just stick with you having
a crush on me in high school.
493
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:19,859
Yeah. Okay.
494
00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:27,166
Hi. Just wanted to see you off.
495
00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:29,101
And, uh, thought maybe you could
put $20 on black for me.
496
00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:30,603
You know,
if you're feeling lucky.
497
00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:32,572
Oh. Pretty lucky.
Just made 20 bucks.
498
00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:33,973
Damn.
499
00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:35,275
Uh, Danny, wait.
500
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:37,076
That's all the cash I have,
Jean.
501
00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:40,347
I-I've been doing the math
on us.
502
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,515
And you turn 44
in a couple of weeks,
503
00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:45,918
and I have almost an entire year
before my next birthday,
504
00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:49,989
so if you really think about it,
i-it's not that huge a gap.
505
00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:51,824
It's still basically
an entire decade.
506
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:53,560
You have to really think
about it.
507
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,094
Oh, yes. I mean, yes.
Sorry. You're rationalizing.
508
00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:56,763
I didn't realize that.
Now I do. Continue.
509
00:19:56,896 --> 00:20:00,199
Yeah. Well, we'll chalk it up
to your youthful naiveté.
510
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:03,336
Okay. Well, I'll follow
your lead, since you're so...
511
00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:06,005
No, there's no sexy end
to that sentence.
512
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:07,474
I-I'm sorry I freaked. Oh.
513
00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:09,576
I-I can handle it.
514
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,578
I think it'll be kind of neat.
515
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:14,447
I haven't kissed a guy in
his 40s since I was in my 20s.
516
00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:16,549
Okay. Well, have fun.
517
00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:18,117
Uh, not too much fun.
518
00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:19,752
I guess by that,
I just mean act your age.
519
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:21,254
Or at least act my age.
520
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:24,357
Danny! Danny!
521
00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:26,426
We lost our keys, mate!
522
00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:30,397
Oh, my God. Are you drunk?
523
00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:33,165
You smelled that, huh?
Yeah, she is.
524
00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:34,867
No! I'm pretty.
525
00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:39,005
She's been super confident
526
00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:41,408
since some guy on the Strip
thought she was prostitute.
527
00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:44,677
He told me I should be
on a flier.
528
00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:46,078
Has she been like this
all weekend?
529
00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:47,980
No, no.
She started out like her.
530
00:20:48,114 --> 00:20:50,049
She dragged us
to the Neon Museum
531
00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:52,352
and the Car Museum
and the Wax Museum --
532
00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:54,186
I met Barry Manilow.
533
00:20:54,321 --> 00:20:56,989
He's so quiet,
and he smells like a candle.
534
00:20:57,123 --> 00:20:59,125
Oh.
535
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,461
Then I got her to drink
a yard of margaritas,
536
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,430
and, well, here we are.
537
00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:06,032
She's this,
538
00:21:06,165 --> 00:21:08,668
and I've been playing
panty police all weekend.
539
00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:10,703
She even got us thrown out
of M&M World.
540
00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:12,104
Are those things related?
541
00:21:12,238 --> 00:21:16,008
I asked the yellow one
to show me his nuts.
542
00:21:16,142 --> 00:21:18,545
That was a security guard, Jean.
543
00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:20,847
Ah. My sweet spot!
544
00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:24,551
Oh, wait. This isn't my house!
545
00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:25,752
Yes, it is.
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