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Freddie, it's your mom. Call me.
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Freddie, Mom, call me.
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Freddie, call me back.
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Freddie. Freddie.
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Freddie. Freddie?
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Oh, Freddie! Finally.
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Nope. Not Freddie.
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It's Jackie, your good child.
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Oh, shoot.
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Thanks, Mom.
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I'm sorry. I'm just worried
about your brother.
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He's fine.
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I'm sure he'll get back to you
when he stops being stupid.
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Freddie's not stupid, Jackie.
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Come on. The kid failed
"Spanish I" three times.
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They were finally just like,
"No más, por favor."
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Be nice. He's not like you.
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By the time you were in L.A.
for a year,
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you had a job, boyfriend.
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What does Freddie have?
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Nada. He just doesn't know
how to say it.
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Relax. I'm sure you'll hear
from him soon.
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Okay.
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I'm sure you're right.
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Thanks, Sweetie.
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I love you, Mom.
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I love you, too.
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So you're not going to tell her
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you're flying out there
to check on him?
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No, she'd just try
to talk me out of it.
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It's been four days since
I've heard from him, Sharon.
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I get it.
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When Ted Jr. first got married,
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I didn't hear from him
for a month,
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and I freaked out.
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Turns out that nasty old wife
of his
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saved my name in his phone
as "Spam Risk."
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But flying out to Los Angeles
is insane,
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even for you, Jean.
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Sweetie,
ever since you lost Mike,
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if you don't hear back
from someone right away,
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you immediately assume
the worst.
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You have issues, Jean.
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This isn't a dead husband thing.
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Trust me.
I just know my own kid.
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The reason Freddie
failed "Spanish I" three times
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is because he couldn't ask
the teacher for help.
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His silence is a scream.
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So, how long are you staying
out there?
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As long as he needs me.
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So, what are you thinking?
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Pornos? Oh!
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It's California.
He's good-looking.
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Spells pornos to me.
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Oh, for cripes sake, Sharon.
It's Freddie.
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When was the last time you saw
a good-looking guy in a porno?
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Not since everybody
went hairless.
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Really? I don't mind that.
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Mm.
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I don't know
who I'm supposed to be anymore.
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If I'm not mothering,
am I still a mother?
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If I'm not teaching anymore,
am I still a teacher?
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I think you're overreacting.
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Do we even exist, Sharon?
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Well, maybe this is when we get
to slow down
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and contemplate
our quiet wisdom.
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Maybe.
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We're contemplating, ya dick!
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Go around!
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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Ooh, well, hello!
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Oh, who are you?
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Oh, that's quite a face
you have there.
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You might want
to get off the ground.
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Ripper has a tendency to hump.
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So do I.
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Oh!
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Hi. Uh, I'm Jean.
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I'm your renter.
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Hi. Ripper, inside.
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I'm Danny. Uh, I'm your host.
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Actually, I just became
an Incredi-host,
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which is, uh --
It's a pretty big deal
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in the hosting world.
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Um, they sent me
a little sticker
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for my water bottle.
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Anyway, come on in. Come on in.
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Everything okay?
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I watch a lot
of "Forensic Files" --
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Nondescript white male
luring women to his guest house.
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I just texted your photo
and address to my friend Sharon.
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She's a security guard
at Ross Dress For Less.
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She took a hanger to the neck
during Black Friday
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and still finished her shift.
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So, if you murder me,
you won't get away with it.
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Okay. Lots to take in there.
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Yet all I can really think about
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is being described
as "nondescript."
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Ooh, wow!
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This is nice.
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Thank you.
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I, uh -- I built it
for my wife's parents.
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Unfortunately, my wife left.
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But fortunately,
she took her parents with her.
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So, you're divorced?
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Uh, I'm en route.
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My wife and I dropped
our daughter at college,
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and I turned to her and said,
"Finally, it's our time."
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And she said "God, no.
It's me time."
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And then her lawyers started
billing me for theirtime.
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So, Airbnb time.
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Anyway, clearly, I'm feeling
a bit sorry for myself.
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My husband died
when my kids were 11 and 8.
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Oh, God. I'm sorry.
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I really wish you'd gone first.
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Told your story first, not died.
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So, what brings you
to California?
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Uh, somehow both my kids
ended up here.
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You know,
I think my son is in trouble.
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He hasn't called me back
in four days.
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Four days?
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And you flew all the way
to Los Angeles?
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My kids and I
are very connected.
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Honestly,
I'd still be breastfeeding
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if we lived in France.
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Okay. Uh, we got a full kitchen.
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There is a separate bedroom,
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much like my wife and I had
towards the end.
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Oh. She blamed it on my snoring.
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I think it was more to do
with the 30-year-old lifeguard
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she was sleeping with.
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I don't know
why I told you that.
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Oh, people tell me stuff.
It's kind of a thing with me.
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Ah.Which is why it bothers me
so much
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that I don't know
what's going on with my son.
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Ah, well, you know,
sometimes you have to wait
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for people to come to you.
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Yeah.
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I'm more of a hunt them down
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and force my love on them
kind of person.
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So when you watch
"Forensic Files,"
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whose side are you on there,
Jean?
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Always on the side of the mom.
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♪♪♪
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Just remember, whatever's going
on with Freddie, stay calm.
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Even if it's hookers.
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It's not hookers, Sharon!
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You know I browbeat a healthy
respect for women into that boy.
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I'll call you later.
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Oh, thank God.
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Freddie!
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Mom! Oh, Mom!
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Um, Celia, my mom's here!
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Oh, my God, that's your mom?
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Freddie, you didn't tell me
your mom was coming.
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I didn't know my mom was coming.
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Mom, what are you --
What are you doing here?
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I brought you socks
and the toilet paper you like.
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You know, your door
was unlocked, Freddie.
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And almost all my murder shows
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start with an unlocked door
in a bad neighborhood.
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This isn't a bad neighborhood.
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There's a pot store
on the corner.
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It's Los Angeles, Mom.
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There's a pot store
on every corner.
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Why haven't I heard from you?
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I've been really busy.
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Of course. I understand that.
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Do you need help, Freddie?
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I'm here now. Just ask.
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What?
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What? Oh, my God.
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Mom, is this about Spanish?
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Ms. Fuentes was there for you.
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She offered to meet with you
after school,
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but you kept saying,
"I've got this."
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But you didn't have it, Freddie.
You needed help.
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Yeah, Mom,
that was in seventh grade!
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I'm 23 years old,
and I'm a grown-ass man.
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Grown-ass men can fall
through the cracks.
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A lot of them are
outside that pot shop right now.
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Do you want me to tag you
in this?
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Who is this?
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Mom, this is Celia.
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Uh, Celia's my --
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Don't be dumb, Fred. Say it.
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My Bae.
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I am so happy to meet you.
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Freddie talks about you
all the time.
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Really? Because I've never heard
about you.
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But I'd like to.
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Where are you from?
What do you do for a living?
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Do twins run in your family?
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No, no, no, no.
We're not doing this.
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Born in Cuba,
raised in Laurel Canyon.
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I'm a social media influencer.
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Mom's a twin and so is my aunt.
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Mm. Hey, Mom.
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Yeah? I'm serious.
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You can't just show up
to my apartment unannounced.
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I'm not some visitor.
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I birthed you.
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You're part of my body.
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A person doesn't have to call
to say
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they're visiting
their left breast.
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That's true.
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It's not like I make a habit
of showing up unannounced.
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I haven't seen you in months.
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I've never even been
to this new apartment,
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which is shockingly nice,
by the way.
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Why "shockingly nice"?
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Hey, Mom, I've been
at a gaming convention
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for the last five days.
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I sold that game
I've been working on.
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It's -- It's a big deal.
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Oh, honey, you sold your game?
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Oh, that's a huge deal!
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Do the women
look like real women?
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Yeah, Mom,
I took all your notes.
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Oh, congratulations!
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I'm so proud of you!
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We have to celebrate.
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Yeah, well, we kinda were.
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Oh. Oh!
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Sorry. I guess I interrupted.
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I-I'll, um --
I'll leave you guys to it.
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Uh, Mom, I'm -- I'm sorry.
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Wait.
Uh, how long are you in town?
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Maybe we can celebrate tomorrow?
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Oh. Sure.
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Um, I could cook dinner
at my place.
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I'll make my famous meatloaf.
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And, you, Bae,
are, of course, welcome.
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Nope. Her name is Celia.
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Uh, I'll call your sister
and Andy.
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You have a sister, Fred?
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She doesn't know Jackie?
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Uh...
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Yeah, I don't --
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I don't really talk to Jackie
these days.
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I have a cousin named Jackie
whom I also don't talk to.
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That's weird, right?
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What do you mean
you don't talk to her?
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She lives in Florida.
Deep Florida.
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I mean, she doesn't call me.
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So, if that's the way
that she wants it,
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it's fine with me, I guess.
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Why would she want it that way?
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Because that's
where her parents live.
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♪♪♪
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Sharon! Freddie is alive
and he has a girlfriend.
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And get this. Freddie and Jackie
haven't spoken in months.
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What? Those two
used to be inseparable.
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They used to take baths
together.
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I know.
I got kicked off of Facebook
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for posting the video.
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How could anybody be offended
by that little dangle?
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I'm at Jackie's.
I'll call you later.
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Hello. I-Is Jackie here?
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Whatever it is,
she's not gonna sign it.
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She doesn't believe in anything.
264
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What? I don't like that.
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I'm her mother.
266
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You're Jackie's mother?
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Yes. Jackie's mother.
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At Jackie's apartment.
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Who are you?
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'm Lane.
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I live with Jackie.
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Nice to meet you, Mrs. Raines.
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Ah.
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Where's Andy?
275
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Okay, um, Andy is
Jackie's ex-boyfriend, right?
276
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Ex-boyfriend? Since when?
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Well, before my time,
but I think the ghosting
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happened four months ago.
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Not ghost like "boo."
Ghost like "bye, boo."
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A-Andy just left?
And now you two are dating?
281
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Oh, no. I'm gay.
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Yeah, you couldn't tell.
283
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I'm not really "L.A. gay" yet.
284
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I did okay in Wooster.
That's where I'm from.
285
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I mean, it's very
low-key homo there.
286
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Like, the grooming shop at Petco
was kind of a scene,
287
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but nothing like here.
288
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Jackie's right.
You're very easy to talk to.
289
00:09:48,892 --> 00:09:51,286
Why is Jackie keeping secrets
from me?
290
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She broke up with Andy and she's
not speaking to her brother?
291
00:09:53,636 --> 00:09:54,506
Jackie has a brother?
292
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What the hell?
293
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Jackie's very private.
294
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Like, I only found out
about her dating Hank
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because the walls are so thin.
296
00:10:00,338 --> 00:10:02,340
Wh-Who's Hank?
297
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Her boss.
298
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I shouldn't say more. He's old.
299
00:10:05,866 --> 00:10:06,780
That's all
you're getting out of me.
300
00:10:06,954 --> 00:10:08,738
He drives a PT Cruiser.
301
00:10:08,912 --> 00:10:11,306
Okay. That's enough.
302
00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:13,700
Lane, you and Jackie are coming
over for dinner tomorrow night.
303
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We're gonna get this
whole thing out in the open.
304
00:10:16,050 --> 00:10:19,183
And I apologize in advance.
It could get ugly.
305
00:10:19,357 --> 00:10:21,011
I came out to my parents
on the drive to Bible Camp.
306
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You don't know ugly.
307
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How did this happen?
308
00:10:30,891 --> 00:10:33,545
I was always the mom who had
the special bond with her kids.
309
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They used to tell me everything.
310
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I was the first person
that Freddie called
311
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when he thought
he lost his virginity.
312
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Hmm. So to answer your question,
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uh, the Wi-Fi password is
on the back of the router.
314
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It's "kookaburra."
315
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Sorry. I guess that's a lot.
316
00:10:47,821 --> 00:10:48,865
I just never wanted to be
the mom
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whose kids ended up in therapy,
318
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talking to some overpriced quack
319
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who wasn't smart enough
to be a real doctor.
320
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I'm a therapist.
321
00:10:57,091 --> 00:10:59,136
Kookaburra, you say?
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Look, I know you want to be
close to your kids, of course.
323
00:11:01,835 --> 00:11:04,751
But sometimes when we lose
someone prematurely,
324
00:11:04,925 --> 00:11:06,666
like you have with your husband,
325
00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:09,364
it can cause us to hold on
to those we love tighter
326
00:11:09,538 --> 00:11:11,671
than we would otherwise
when what's really needed
327
00:11:11,845 --> 00:11:13,368
is to let them go.
328
00:11:13,542 --> 00:11:15,152
Wow, you're good.
329
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:17,764
They're here. Get out.
330
00:11:17,938 --> 00:11:19,809
Yes, okay.
I will -- I will leave,
331
00:11:19,983 --> 00:11:21,681
but hey, don't -- please don't
let your time with family
332
00:11:21,855 --> 00:11:23,334
affect your review, okay?
333
00:11:23,508 --> 00:11:25,336
Just remember that your stay
here can still be five stars
334
00:11:25,510 --> 00:11:26,598
even though your kids
are like two.
335
00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:27,817
Okay, I'll go.
336
00:11:29,863 --> 00:11:31,865
Hi. Mom, I can't
believe you're here.
337
00:11:32,039 --> 00:11:33,736
I-I can't believe you went over
to my apartment.
338
00:11:33,910 --> 00:11:35,520
I can't believe you pumped
my friend for information
339
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:36,217
about my personal life.
340
00:11:36,391 --> 00:11:37,827
Not pumped.
341
00:11:38,001 --> 00:11:40,438
Charmed.
342
00:11:40,612 --> 00:11:42,658
Jackie, why didn't you tell me
that you and Andy broke up?
343
00:11:42,832 --> 00:11:44,399
Mom! Why did you invite Jackie?
344
00:11:44,573 --> 00:11:46,140
Oh, you're Jackie?
345
00:11:46,314 --> 00:11:47,663
You look nothing like
my cousin Jackie.
346
00:11:47,837 --> 00:11:49,709
Well, my cousin Jackie doesn't
even look like my cousin Jackie.
347
00:11:49,883 --> 00:11:50,927
She got a new chin.
348
00:11:51,101 --> 00:11:52,712
Oh, I love your house.
349
00:11:52,886 --> 00:11:55,671
So many great backgrounds.
350
00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:57,804
Jackie, say hi to your brother.
351
00:11:57,978 --> 00:11:58,848
He really missed you.
352
00:11:59,022 --> 00:12:00,328
I didn't say that.Mm.
353
00:12:00,502 --> 00:12:01,329
Well, she misses you.
354
00:12:01,503 --> 00:12:02,504
I said he was stupid.
355
00:12:02,678 --> 00:12:03,853
Come on, you guys.
356
00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:05,768
You have to patch things up.
357
00:12:05,942 --> 00:12:06,726
Oh, is this
why you flew out here?
358
00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:08,162
To butt into my life?
359
00:12:08,336 --> 00:12:10,207
No. I flew out here
to butt into Freddie's life.
360
00:12:10,381 --> 00:12:11,556
But then I find out that
somehow Freddie's doing great
361
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,167
and you're a mess.
362
00:12:13,341 --> 00:12:14,168
Oh, "somehow" Freddie
is doing great.
363
00:12:14,342 --> 00:12:16,039
Thanks, Mom.
364
00:12:16,213 --> 00:12:18,085
"Somehow" doing great in his
"shockingly" nice apartment.
365
00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:20,957
Hi. Celia.
Cute top. Cute bottoms.
366
00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:22,654
Lane. Thanks.
367
00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:24,395
Cute everything on you, too.
368
00:12:24,569 --> 00:12:26,310
How long have you been
dating Fred's sister?
369
00:12:26,484 --> 00:12:28,051
Oh, we're not dating. I'm gay.
370
00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:29,574
Don't worry
that you couldn't tell.
371
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,489
Hmm, I could tell. I just didn't
know if you could tell.
372
00:12:31,663 --> 00:12:33,404
We talk every day.
373
00:12:33,578 --> 00:12:34,928
But I have to come here
to find out
374
00:12:35,102 --> 00:12:38,192
that you're dating an old man
and Freddie's dating...
375
00:12:38,366 --> 00:12:40,237
a brunette.
376
00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:45,199
You guys,
let me tell you a story.
377
00:12:45,373 --> 00:12:49,072
When your dad died,
I felt completely alone.
378
00:12:49,246 --> 00:12:50,247
But you know who showed up
for me every day?
379
00:12:50,421 --> 00:12:52,380
My family.
380
00:12:52,554 --> 00:12:56,166
Yep. With board games
and terrible, terrible food.
381
00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:58,952
So much tuna hot dish.
382
00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:01,824
And they --
They got me through it.
383
00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:03,957
But you don't get to pick
your family.
384
00:13:04,131 --> 00:13:05,872
You think I picked mine?
385
00:13:06,046 --> 00:13:08,526
Aunt Daphne the Flat-Earther?
386
00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:10,354
My brother Jim
387
00:13:10,528 --> 00:13:11,921
with the white stuff
in the corners of his mouth
388
00:13:12,095 --> 00:13:14,315
or his wife
with the rat in her pocket
389
00:13:14,489 --> 00:13:17,231
or your cousin Liam
with the vibrating eye.
390
00:13:17,405 --> 00:13:19,929
When it comes to family,
you get what you get.
391
00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:21,278
And you two got each other.
392
00:13:23,193 --> 00:13:25,239
And you got me.
393
00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:28,372
And we are a village.
394
00:13:30,157 --> 00:13:31,027
I'm going home.
395
00:13:31,201 --> 00:13:32,812
No, you stay. I'll go home.
396
00:13:32,986 --> 00:13:35,379
You guys, I am your home.
397
00:13:35,553 --> 00:13:36,816
I am also still your mother
398
00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:38,818
and neither one of you
are leaving until you make up.
399
00:13:38,992 --> 00:13:40,863
Yeah, that doesn't work anymore,
Mom.
400
00:13:41,037 --> 00:13:42,647
Why?!
401
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:47,652
♪♪♪
402
00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:51,787
I thought you were leaving.
403
00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:53,484
I'm calling a Lyft.
404
00:13:53,658 --> 00:13:55,182
Where's your car?
405
00:13:55,356 --> 00:13:58,141
I don't want to talk about it.
406
00:13:58,315 --> 00:13:59,229
I thought youwere leaving.
407
00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:00,274
I have to wait for Celia.
408
00:14:02,058 --> 00:14:04,104
Sorry, your mom
just stopped hugging me.
409
00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:11,154
Nothing?
410
00:14:11,328 --> 00:14:13,200
Okay, well, we'll see you
at Christmas then.
411
00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:13,809
Come on, Celia,
let's get out of here.
412
00:14:13,983 --> 00:14:15,376
Fred, stop.
413
00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:17,421
You are kind of being the worst.
414
00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:19,032
We've been semi-serious
for a month,
415
00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:20,685
and super serious
for two months,
416
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,949
and I didn't even know
you had a sister.
417
00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:24,167
I'm not going anywhere with you
418
00:14:24,341 --> 00:14:25,647
until you deal
with this family stuff.
419
00:14:25,821 --> 00:14:27,867
Like a grown-ass man.
420
00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:29,216
You know how lucky you are
to have a mother
421
00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:31,044
who cares thatmuch?
422
00:14:31,218 --> 00:14:34,395
My mother wouldn't fly out here
to throw holy water on me.
423
00:14:34,569 --> 00:14:37,702
Am I the only one who was moved
by that village speech?
424
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,879
Yes. Yeah.
425
00:14:40,053 --> 00:14:41,924
I'm gonna go to work.
426
00:14:42,098 --> 00:14:44,579
I have to livestream myself
buying oat milk.
427
00:14:44,753 --> 00:14:47,364
You want to come?
You can be myfake date now.
428
00:14:47,538 --> 00:14:48,539
Good enough for prom,
good enough for tonight.
429
00:14:51,107 --> 00:14:52,021
He wasn't my fake date!
430
00:14:54,632 --> 00:14:55,764
Do you want a ride?
431
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:57,200
I want a beer.
432
00:14:57,374 --> 00:15:01,596
♪♪♪
433
00:15:04,816 --> 00:15:07,341
Oh, I'm sorry,
I was looking for...
434
00:15:07,515 --> 00:15:08,124
You okay?
435
00:15:08,298 --> 00:15:09,343
No.
436
00:15:09,517 --> 00:15:12,172
I was --
I was talking to Ripper.
437
00:15:12,346 --> 00:15:15,262
Hey, um, I, uh -- I heard
a lot of what went on
438
00:15:15,436 --> 00:15:17,960
'cause your family's
very, very loud.
439
00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:19,005
I can't believe they walked out.
440
00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:20,267
Yeah.
441
00:15:20,441 --> 00:15:21,790
You were right.
442
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:23,705
They're done with me.
443
00:15:23,879 --> 00:15:27,013
That's not quite what I said.
444
00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:28,405
I've lived my whole life
for those two.
445
00:15:28,579 --> 00:15:30,233
Mm.
446
00:15:30,407 --> 00:15:34,324
I have made
serious personal sacrifices.
447
00:15:34,498 --> 00:15:38,328
My only vacation was
dropping them at Astro Camp.
448
00:15:38,502 --> 00:15:40,809
I got my bras
from my gym's lost and found.
449
00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:44,465
And I think this one was lost
on purpose.
450
00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:46,641
I cover up the grey in my hair
with a Sharpie.
451
00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:49,818
Even now, I haven't had sex
in four years.
452
00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:52,734
And it was four years
before that.
453
00:15:52,908 --> 00:15:55,998
It should be an Olympic sport.
454
00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:58,696
You are a plain-talking woman,
aren't you, Jean?
455
00:15:58,870 --> 00:16:00,785
This sucks.
456
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,309
You get 18 years
of keeping them alive
457
00:16:02,483 --> 00:16:03,658
around an inch of water,
458
00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:05,703
and when they can finally do
something interesting,
459
00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:07,792
you don't even get to enjoy
the fruits of your labor.
460
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,404
What's the point?
461
00:16:10,578 --> 00:16:12,275
The satisfaction in knowing
that you raised
462
00:16:12,449 --> 00:16:14,321
healthy, interesting,
relatively independent adults.
463
00:16:14,495 --> 00:16:16,366
Big whoop.
464
00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:18,368
I'm all alone.
465
00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:21,197
Well, alone's not so bad.
466
00:16:21,371 --> 00:16:23,852
You know, since Cheryl left,
I can cook fish in the house.
467
00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:25,593
I can eat it in my undies.
468
00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:27,595
Also allowed
to use the word "undies" now.
469
00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:28,988
Cheryl had a lot of rules.
470
00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:31,773
Oh.
471
00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:33,166
Hey.
472
00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:35,864
Thanks for being here.
473
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:39,259
You really are an Incredi-host.
474
00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:40,129
I try to think
of all the amenities:
475
00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:41,870
you know, sulfate-free shampoo,
476
00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:43,480
a welcome basket of fruit,
477
00:16:43,654 --> 00:16:45,047
emotional support.
478
00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:47,397
You have good lips.
479
00:16:47,571 --> 00:16:49,225
Well, I was gonna say
you have good lips, too.
480
00:16:49,399 --> 00:16:53,403
♪♪♪
481
00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:55,492
I can't believe she came here.
482
00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:57,146
You know the reason
that she came here
483
00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:58,713
is 'cause
she doesn't respect me.
484
00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:00,889
She just waltzed
right into my apartment.
485
00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:03,109
She didn't knock, nothing.
I'm a grown-ass man.
486
00:17:03,283 --> 00:17:05,241
Oh, please, Freddie.
You love it.
487
00:17:05,415 --> 00:17:06,242
What do I love?
488
00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:07,852
Being her little baby boy.
489
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,158
She still buys your socks.
490
00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:11,291
No.
491
00:17:11,465 --> 00:17:13,380
So?
492
00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:15,382
So that means all
the responsibility is on me.
493
00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:17,427
For everything.
The daily phone calls.
494
00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:19,255
The birthday cards.
495
00:17:19,429 --> 00:17:21,475
The endless computer
and smartphone tutorials.
496
00:17:21,649 --> 00:17:22,693
I mean, how many times
do I have to show her
497
00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:24,304
how to take a selfie?
498
00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:25,479
And who is she sending
the selfies to?
499
00:17:27,568 --> 00:17:29,265
Of course.
500
00:17:29,439 --> 00:17:31,398
Also, guess who's gonna take
care of her when she's decrepit.
501
00:17:31,572 --> 00:17:33,052
So don't do it
if you don't want to.
502
00:17:33,226 --> 00:17:34,575
Okay, sure.
Then what'll happen to her?
503
00:17:34,749 --> 00:17:36,664
We just put her on a log
and float her out to sea?
504
00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:38,666
Why are we talking about this?
I'm gonna have nightmares.
505
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,407
'Cause I'm the one
that thinks about these things
506
00:17:40,581 --> 00:17:42,496
and makes a plan
for the day people die.
507
00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:43,975
While you play
stupid video games.
508
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:45,890
Which is my career.
509
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,196
Yeah, 'cause you get to do
whatever you want.
510
00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:49,372
And I'm not fun.
511
00:17:49,546 --> 00:17:51,809
What? That's what Andy said.
512
00:17:51,983 --> 00:17:54,116
He said I was already
a boring old lady.
513
00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:56,379
And then he took the Nissan
and he drove away.
514
00:17:56,553 --> 00:17:57,250
The car lease was in his name.
515
00:17:57,424 --> 00:17:59,556
The apartment lease was in mine.
516
00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:01,428
Critical error.
517
00:18:01,602 --> 00:18:02,951
Not really.
518
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,692
It would suck to live
in a Nissan.
519
00:18:07,782 --> 00:18:10,567
Why'd you stop calling me?
520
00:18:10,741 --> 00:18:13,004
I just wanted to see,
if I wasn't the one to call you,
521
00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:14,528
if I'd ever hear from you again.
522
00:18:14,702 --> 00:18:16,095
So, it was like a test?
523
00:18:16,269 --> 00:18:18,314
Yeah.
524
00:18:18,488 --> 00:18:21,100
Like a Spanish test.
525
00:18:21,274 --> 00:18:23,537
You suck.
526
00:18:23,711 --> 00:18:25,930
I'm not in seventh grade
anymore, you know?
527
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,324
You're not?
How are you different?
528
00:18:28,498 --> 00:18:30,326
I go all the way
with my girlfriend.
529
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:32,111
Oh, my God.
530
00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:34,113
Is that all you've got?
531
00:18:34,287 --> 00:18:35,331
Honestly, yeah.
532
00:18:36,941 --> 00:18:38,682
I mean, what else is there?
It's called all the way.
533
00:18:38,856 --> 00:18:39,335
That's true. That's it.
534
00:18:39,509 --> 00:18:41,337
Mm-hmm.
535
00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:45,689
You know, maybe we can just try
536
00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:47,778
to have a grown-up relationship.
537
00:18:47,952 --> 00:18:49,258
Where I-I'm not
the loser little brother
538
00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:50,433
and you don't have to be perfect
all the time.
539
00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:52,653
Okay.
540
00:18:52,827 --> 00:18:53,871
And maybe you can get Mom
the birthday card this year.
541
00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:56,091
Yes, I totally could.
542
00:18:56,265 --> 00:18:57,048
When's her birthday?
543
00:18:57,223 --> 00:18:59,442
♪♪♪
544
00:18:59,616 --> 00:19:01,488
This is probably
a terrible idea.
545
00:19:01,662 --> 00:19:03,968
It's absolutely a terrible idea.
546
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,100
I don't care. Do you?
547
00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:06,623
Less by the second.
548
00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:08,321
No!
549
00:19:08,495 --> 00:19:09,713
- Oh!
- Oh, my God!
550
00:19:09,887 --> 00:19:11,802
Ah! I haven't been kissed
in five years!
551
00:19:11,976 --> 00:19:13,108
I thought you said you
haven't had sex in four years?
552
00:19:13,282 --> 00:19:15,197
But I haven't been kissed
in five.
553
00:19:15,371 --> 00:19:16,416
Mom!
554
00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:17,939
We came back here
'cause we felt bad
555
00:19:18,113 --> 00:19:19,201
about walking out on you.
556
00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:21,160
And you're here making out
with a stranger?
557
00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:23,118
Not making out.
And not a stranger.
558
00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:24,641
This is Danny, my Incredi-host.
559
00:19:24,815 --> 00:19:26,469
Ew. I don't even want to know
what that means.
560
00:19:26,643 --> 00:19:29,037
It's really just a sticker
for my water bottle.
561
00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:30,038
Who are you?
562
00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:31,518
I don't know!
563
00:19:31,692 --> 00:19:33,215
If I'm not your mother,
do I even exist?
564
00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:37,741
Okay. I'm gonna head off.
565
00:19:37,915 --> 00:19:39,743
Uh... it's really nice
to meet you both.
566
00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:42,964
I have heard so, so, so,
so, somuch about you.
567
00:19:55,585 --> 00:19:59,372
I always had this idea
that we should be a village.
568
00:19:59,546 --> 00:20:02,462
Always here for each other
if we need something.
569
00:20:02,636 --> 00:20:05,204
That's why I wanted
to be close to you.
570
00:20:05,378 --> 00:20:06,770
But you're adults now,
571
00:20:06,944 --> 00:20:08,468
and if you don't want that,
I can't force it.
572
00:20:08,642 --> 00:20:13,124
So... just know
that I'm a phone call away
573
00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:15,126
and that I love you.
574
00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:20,262
And also: I'm sorry.
575
00:20:20,436 --> 00:20:21,524
Sometimes I hold on too tight
576
00:20:21,698 --> 00:20:23,134
because I'm afraid
of losing you,
577
00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:25,746
because, well, you know.
578
00:20:30,881 --> 00:20:33,232
I got ditched by the person
I thought I was gonna marry.
579
00:20:33,406 --> 00:20:34,537
I started sleeping with my boss
580
00:20:34,711 --> 00:20:35,930
who's so old that people think
I'm his nurse.
581
00:20:38,628 --> 00:20:41,501
It was hard to tell you
on the phone.
582
00:20:41,675 --> 00:20:44,286
Maybe it would have been easier
if you were here.
583
00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:46,680
And Celia would totally leave me
584
00:20:46,854 --> 00:20:48,072
if she knew I'd never bought
my own socks
585
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,118
or favorite toilet paper.
586
00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:51,598
A-And maybe if you were here,
587
00:20:51,772 --> 00:20:53,469
you could show me
where to get that stuff.
588
00:20:53,643 --> 00:20:54,427
Really? I feel like
she could text you that.
589
00:20:54,601 --> 00:20:55,950
Stop ruining my thing with Mom!
590
00:20:59,997 --> 00:21:01,477
I could stay a while.
591
00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:14,447
I like this.
592
00:21:14,621 --> 00:21:16,492
Yeah.
593
00:21:16,666 --> 00:21:18,233
Maybe you could learn
to knock, though,
594
00:21:18,407 --> 00:21:18,929
you know, instead of
just walking in.
595
00:21:19,103 --> 00:21:20,061
Shhh.
596
00:21:25,545 --> 00:21:28,069
Two days in Los Angeles
597
00:21:28,243 --> 00:21:29,375
and you're making out
with a stranger
598
00:21:29,549 --> 00:21:31,333
and you got a therapist?
599
00:21:31,507 --> 00:21:34,118
Yeah, it was kind of
a two-for-one deal.
600
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:35,511
You know how much I love those.
601
00:21:37,034 --> 00:21:38,079
And we didn't make out.
602
00:21:38,253 --> 00:21:39,863
We almostkissed.
603
00:21:40,037 --> 00:21:43,258
Jeannie, I went to high school
with you.
604
00:21:43,432 --> 00:21:45,347
We both know an "almost kiss"
605
00:21:45,521 --> 00:21:47,784
is a light beer away
from antibiotics.
606
00:21:49,569 --> 00:21:50,961
When are you coming back?
607
00:21:51,135 --> 00:21:52,963
I don't know yet.
608
00:21:53,137 --> 00:21:54,574
They need me.
609
00:21:54,748 --> 00:21:58,534
If I don't call you
for four days,
610
00:21:58,708 --> 00:22:00,188
will you come check on me
in Iowa?
611
00:22:00,362 --> 00:22:01,711
Aww.
612
00:22:10,459 --> 00:22:19,512
♪♪♪
613
00:22:19,686 --> 00:22:28,564
♪♪♪
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