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Hey, pay attention, Fuckers...
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You stole that
Wurlitzer from my shop.
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I want it back.
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This isn't what it looks like.
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The gay mafia are after me.
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I need this cash!
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I know where to
find you jukebox,
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and the ass-clown
who boosted it.
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Someone wishes to buy
this cursed business
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that haemorrhages money.
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You're selling the dealership?
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This place is Richard's dream,
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and the it's the only thing
holding this family together.
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Your dream lounge,
the Summerwind?
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You pinned all your hopes
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on the only emotion connection
you ever had with Ken!
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The song that he played
for you as a baby!
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Help us get out of here!
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Oh God!
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Aliens?
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- Meghan?
- She is all yours now.
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I am having this baby.
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Baby! I'll drive!
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Oh my gosh, do something!
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Come back here!
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- Escape the country?
- What?
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Good idea, Meghan.
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Oh my God!
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No thanks, everyone.
I'm fine.
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Hello? Hello?
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A lot of stupid shit
goes through your mind
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when you're breaking
out of prison.
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But when the
spotlight is on you
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and you've got your
nuts in a vise,
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the only thing that matters
is getting the fuck out.
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Escape is a state of mind.
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And there's no prison
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that Fitzy can't
break out of.
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No way!
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- Meghan?
- Fitz?
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Fuck.
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Where the fuck's Houdini
when you need him?
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Oh, for the love of fuck,
it's coming!
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Don't worry, Miss Devon,
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we will get you to the
hospital safe and sound
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and in time to witness
this beautiful,
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miraculous...
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I need motherfucking drugs.
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I got some meth,
but it's prison meth.
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I got hash,
and Oxy Contin.
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Oxy?
I could use a hit.
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Get in line.
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You're fucking kidding me.
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Halfsies?
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I'm the one in labour.
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Try to hold off having the
kid in the car, will ya?
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It'll stain the leather
and kill the re-sale value.
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Whoa!
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What the fuck are you doing?
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Fuck, you don't have to
have it in the ditch!
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Oh, I'm not.
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Get out!
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What the hell did I do?
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What haven't you done!
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You're unemployed,
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you've never made it to any
of the doctor's appointments,
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you're never around!
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I broke out of prison!
For you!
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When have you ever done
anything in your life
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for anyone but yourself?
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Okay, food for thought.
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And since Richard is
an escaped convict,
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maybe we can ponder
this on the road.
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Let's -Can we get a move on, please?
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You shut the fuck up!
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I will not let you
smear your failure
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all over this baby.
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Get out of my life,
you fucking...
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...loser!
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- Hey! Hey! Fuck!
- Richard!
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Don't leave me here
with this crazy broad!
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Oh God!
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Richard!
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Richard, I know this is
a trying time for us,
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but it's also an excellent
opportunity to dig deep,
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and find out what's
really going on here.
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Huh?
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Breathe! Breathe!
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No, really, what's
going on here?
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She thinks I'm a loser!
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No, I doubt that's true.
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Did you hear me, Fitz?
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You're a fuckin' loser!
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I can't have my fucking kid
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thinking his old
man is a loser!
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Let's work on this in the car!
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I have to get the
dealership back
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from those two
carbomb-istanis.
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Let's figure out how to
pay for that in the car!
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You get her to the hospital,
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I'll take care of
the dealership.
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And evade the police?
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I'll call you in an hour.
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Two hours.
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Oh!
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That's right!
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Drive!
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Find the closest motel!
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Oh, I can handle this.
I don't need him.
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I've been through worse.
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I told you
the kid was a loser.
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He's actually
a winner now, sir.
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Richard has decided to
make the baby proud,
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and buy back the dealership.
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- The dealership?
- Yep.
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Over my dead body!
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You said you didn't want it.
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First rule of business: Lie.
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You should be proud too, Ali,
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because you and the baby
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are having a positive
effect on the Fitzpatricks.
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- Hey! Hey!
- It's true.
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Oh...
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What are you doing!
Hey!
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That's my truck, man!
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You can't keep me here,
you know.
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This is a men's prison.
I'm a woman.
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It is clearly a violation
of the, uh...
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Geneva Convention.
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And if I actually
get violated,
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that's another violation.
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So let me take a wild guess...
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You just happened to
be in the neighbourhood
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on the night that your
brother and father
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broke out of jail?
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No, stupid!
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I was here because my stupid
brother's stupid girlfriend
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was in stupid labour, so...
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She is?
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Where did they take her?
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What can you do for me?
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I'm up on tax evasion charges
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because of my dad's
church scam...
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I want immunity.
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By the power invested in
me by the town of Coverton,
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I now declare you
not guilty, okay?
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They were headed
back into town.
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Daddy and Richard were
fighting about the dealership,
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Ali was all like,
"I'm havin' a baby,
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I'm a fuckin' idiot!",
so...
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- Thank you.
- Okay.
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- Arrest her.
- What?
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Aiding and abetting
escaped prisoners.
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You can't do that!
Put me down!
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What the fuck!
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Gentlemen...
It's been a pleasure.
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We countersign
when we get the money.
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You get the $500,000
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when you sign these documents.
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Well, it would appear
we are in the midst
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of a Mexican stand-off.
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I blackmailed
Elaine Fitzpatrick
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for her shares in
this dealership.
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You think I'm scared of you?
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Sign!
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Thank you.
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If we did not need the money,
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never would I sell
to that harpy!
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They need both our signatures
to sell, cousin...
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And right now,
she only has yours.
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Swift thinking, cousin!
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Once again, the Ruptals
have tactical advantage.
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Excellent.
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Fitzpatrick Motors,
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currently run by the far
superior cousins Ruptal.
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Not for long, fucks.
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I want to buy
my dealership back.
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I made a mint on
that church scam.
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It's the infirm Fitzpatrick!
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He too wishes to
purchase the dealership!
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Let's negotiate.
Haggle!
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You know, foreplay,
for you ethnics.
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The flashing lights
of opportunity
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dance around us, cousin!
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We will sell
the dealership twice!
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Meet us at the DUI.
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Bring cash.
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Fuck.
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License and registration.
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Of course.
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My name is Paco.
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Paco Vasquez.
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I'm on my way to
a costume party.
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That's funny, Mr Vasquez.
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You look an awful lot like
an APB they just put out...
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Ken Fitzpatrick.
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Look, officer, I'm just trying
to do a little business here.
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Yeah, me too.
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I got a buddy looking for you.
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A real...
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...good buddy, if
you know what I mean.
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Fuck.
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The gay mob.
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Cocksucker!
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You say that like
it's a bad thing.
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Out of the car.
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Fuck!
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Hey Fitzy!
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I can see that orange
jumpsuit from 5000 feet!
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What the fuck, Josh?
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Just here to get my stash,
and I'm out of here, man.
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No, no...
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Fuck, Josh, I need your help!
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Bad timing, Fitzy.
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I gotta get out of the country
before I kill the Ruptals.
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You leave now, your C.O.'s
just gonna send someone else.
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Oh God, you're right,
they're doomed.
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You gotta help me save 'em!
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No, fuck that, Josh!
I'm an escaped fucking felon!
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I gotta figure out how to
get this shit palace back
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before my kid is born!
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You think you work
for the government,
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you'll figure something out!
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Know what, I was a
government agent!
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And I'm not gonna
kill the Ruptals!
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I need you to help
save those men!
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Both of them!
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Larry, I do not want to
have my baby in a garage!
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What the fuck, Larry,
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you're supposed to take
her to the hospital!
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There's no time.
The head... The head!
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Will someone call me
a fucking ambulance?
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Look, as I have explained -
repeatedly -
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we can't risk involving
the authorities!
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Richard is an escaped felon!
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I'm not!
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Try to hold on until
I get my place back.
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Fuck you!
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Would someone just
call me a cab?
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You're a cab.
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I'll call my own cab.
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No, no! My kid is
gonna have an old man
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that he can be proud of.
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How much time do I have?
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The contractions are
four minutes apart.
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Godspeed, Richard.
Godspeed!
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I gotta lie down!
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Listen, for the love
of kid, I'll help you.
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But you've gotta promise me...
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You promise me that when
you talk to the Ruptals,
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you will not tell them
that I have to kill them.
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Give me the dealership, pronto,
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or Josh will have
to kill you.
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Dude!
Really?
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Josh, surely this is a joke.
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Tell them.
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Operation Blackout.
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Terminate suspected terrorists
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Ruptal Jhalalawan
and Ruptal Jhalalatu.
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With extreme prejudice.
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It was nose hair
clippers, okay?
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I... I could never
hijack a plane
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with nose hair clippers!
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It's not just that.
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The feds have a file
on you a mile thick.
266
00:11:57,064 --> 00:11:58,239
For what?
267
00:11:58,239 --> 00:12:00,458
C-4 in your stationary closet?
268
00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:02,460
No, that was me.
269
00:12:02,460 --> 00:12:03,723
Or the jihad that
you declared on Ken?
270
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,202
No, that was Fitz.
271
00:12:05,202 --> 00:12:07,683
All this time,
I was a mission?
272
00:12:07,683 --> 00:12:09,859
I thought we were friends.
273
00:12:11,121 --> 00:12:12,775
Hey, wait... wait!
274
00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:14,472
You were a mission...
275
00:12:14,472 --> 00:12:15,952
Became a friend.
276
00:12:15,952 --> 00:12:17,562
Bottom line is you're
dead men if you stay here.
277
00:12:17,562 --> 00:12:19,129
You sign over your shares
in the dealership to me,
278
00:12:19,129 --> 00:12:21,001
I'll get you new identities,
a ride.
279
00:12:21,001 --> 00:12:22,437
We'll fake your deaths.
280
00:12:22,437 --> 00:12:24,787
I have no doubt you're an
expert in faking things.
281
00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:26,354
We'll give you
until midnight.
282
00:12:26,354 --> 00:12:28,225
- Ring a ding ding.
- Listen, I -
283
00:12:33,578 --> 00:12:37,060
Cousin,
this is perfect!
284
00:12:37,060 --> 00:12:38,801
By the time they
uncover our treachery,
285
00:12:38,801 --> 00:12:41,935
we'll be.. "dead".
286
00:12:41,935 --> 00:12:43,806
We sell the dealership
three times!
287
00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:45,677
- Wonderful!
- Wish I were dead.
288
00:12:47,201 --> 00:12:48,811
All right, you take care
of the IDs, the car,
289
00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:49,986
and faking their deaths.
290
00:12:49,986 --> 00:12:52,032
I'll get a burger.
291
00:12:52,032 --> 00:12:54,817
Ruptal loved burgers.
With pickles.
292
00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:56,645
Fuck.
293
00:12:56,645 --> 00:12:58,778
Too late, shit bubble.
294
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,170
I just signed a deal
with the Ruptals.
295
00:13:00,170 --> 00:13:02,129
By midnight,
the dealership will be mine.
296
00:13:02,129 --> 00:13:03,870
I need to talk to
you about something.
297
00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:05,175
About what?
298
00:13:05,175 --> 00:13:07,438
The father/son dance
I was gonna ask you to.
299
00:13:07,438 --> 00:13:09,527
What the fuck do you think?
300
00:13:09,527 --> 00:13:12,008
The gay mob nabbed me
off Exit 9.
301
00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:14,706
I need you to get my Wurlitzer
from the storage unit.
302
00:13:14,706 --> 00:13:16,143
And why should I give a fuck?
303
00:13:16,143 --> 00:13:18,145
Because you helped this
repressed cock-lover
304
00:13:18,145 --> 00:13:19,668
get it out of Florida.
305
00:13:19,668 --> 00:13:21,888
That puts both of you
on my shit list!
306
00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:24,586
That's not a list you
want to be on, sugar.
307
00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:26,501
Look, just get the thing,
will ya!
308
00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:27,894
All right, fine.
309
00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:29,330
I'll get your
fuckin' Wurlitzer.
310
00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:30,679
On one condition...
311
00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:33,116
You're in no position
to negotiate, slick.
312
00:13:33,116 --> 00:13:34,770
I was talking to
the half-sack.
313
00:13:34,770 --> 00:13:35,945
I do this for you,
314
00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:37,251
you drop your bid
for the dealership.
315
00:13:37,251 --> 00:13:38,339
Got it?
316
00:13:38,339 --> 00:13:41,472
Fuck.
317
00:13:41,472 --> 00:13:43,474
Deal.
318
00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:45,041
You got one hour.
319
00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:48,915
Larry, get me out of here...
320
00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:51,526
Don't think
of this as a garage,
321
00:13:51,526 --> 00:13:54,659
think of it as an automotive
birthing station.
322
00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:55,878
Huh?
323
00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:58,011
My child will be
born in a crack den.
324
00:13:58,011 --> 00:13:59,882
You couldn't put down
some plastic first?
325
00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:01,449
- Where's Richard?
- I don't know.
326
00:14:01,449 --> 00:14:03,277
Don't worry, Ali Devon,
I will find him.
327
00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:04,844
You stay with her.
328
00:14:07,368 --> 00:14:09,152
Tell me you know something
about delivering a baby
329
00:14:09,152 --> 00:14:12,025
because I have
no fucking idea.
330
00:14:12,025 --> 00:14:13,765
Let Uncle Joshy handle this.
331
00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:16,768
For he has an earthquake kit.
332
00:14:21,425 --> 00:14:22,557
Ali-bear!
It's Chester!
333
00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:23,993
Chester Vince!
334
00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:26,561
Look, I don't care
what some DNA test
335
00:14:26,561 --> 00:14:27,910
or a restraining order says,
336
00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:29,738
I am that child's
father, okay?
337
00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:31,566
I massaged that belly,
338
00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:33,089
and I sang to that foetus,
339
00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:35,004
and I was the one who
slept on the couch!
340
00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:36,963
So give me a chance!
341
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,616
A chance to be
the most attentive
342
00:14:38,616 --> 00:14:40,488
father in the world!
343
00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:41,881
Well, it's official.
344
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,056
Chester Vince has
been appointed
345
00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:44,927
vacated seat of
disgraced councillor
346
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:47,843
and felon at large,
Richard Fitzpatrick.
347
00:14:47,843 --> 00:14:49,758
Don't forget your friends
on the air, Mr. Vi-
348
00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:51,673
Sweet mother of Zeus![tires squeal]
349
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,157
Fuck me.
350
00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:59,507
Didn't that twat farm
ever throw anything away?
351
00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:05,165
Ah! Oh!
352
00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:13,738
Richard?
353
00:15:13,738 --> 00:15:15,958
Don't worry,
I left Ali with Josh.
354
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:17,525
You fucking idiot!
355
00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:19,092
I'm trying to show
her I'm not a loser,
356
00:15:19,092 --> 00:15:21,485
and now Josh is the first
face that kid is gonna see?
357
00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:24,793
- Right.
- Fuck.
358
00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:27,448
Oh, what's the fucking point?
359
00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:30,581
The kid deserves better -
not an old man who's a-
360
00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:32,105
Don't you say it, Richard.
361
00:15:32,105 --> 00:15:34,368
Because it is not true.
362
00:15:34,368 --> 00:15:37,327
You are not the L word.
363
00:15:37,327 --> 00:15:39,895
People do not depend on
people who are the L word.
364
00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:41,418
And right now,
365
00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:43,072
there are a lot of people
depending on you, mister.
366
00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:45,640
So you find your self-esteem,
and we will find that jukebox.
367
00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:48,730
You just have to
dig a little deeper.
368
00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:50,166
Is it a speech impediment
369
00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:52,647
that makes you always sound
like a greeting card?
370
00:15:52,647 --> 00:15:55,215
No, really, we just have
to dig a little deeper.
371
00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:56,303
Huh?
372
00:15:56,303 --> 00:15:58,218
Here we go...
373
00:15:58,218 --> 00:16:00,350
Well, looky-looky.
374
00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:02,483
Ta da!
Huh?
375
00:16:02,483 --> 00:16:04,050
Now what do you say
376
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:06,226
we get a dilapidated Wurlitzer
to a homicidal homosexual?
377
00:16:09,577 --> 00:16:11,709
This thing is a piece of shit.
378
00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:14,843
How come that fruit-cup
has such a hard-on for it?
379
00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:19,848
It's not worth 40 K.
380
00:16:19,848 --> 00:16:21,850
It's gotta be
some kind of scam.
381
00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:31,425
- That shit I said?
- Yeah?
382
00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:33,035
Fuck that.
383
00:16:33,035 --> 00:16:35,124
Fitzy's no loser.
384
00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:39,433
I'm a fuckin' genius.
385
00:16:43,611 --> 00:16:45,700
Oh, let's see here.
386
00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:48,137
Headlamp, hand-cranked
radio/flashlight,
387
00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:50,183
cyanide pills, uh...
Glowstick!
388
00:16:50,183 --> 00:16:51,358
It's like a rave in a bucket!
389
00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:57,059
Ever since I was
a little girl
390
00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:59,757
with a doll and a toy
stroller, I didn't want kids!
391
00:16:59,757 --> 00:17:01,324
I don't even like kids!
392
00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:02,804
Me neither!
393
00:17:02,804 --> 00:17:04,936
Let's see here, uh...
394
00:17:04,936 --> 00:17:06,416
All right!
395
00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:08,549
Congratulations!
396
00:17:08,549 --> 00:17:09,941
You've just survived
an earthquake...
397
00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:11,552
Oh!
398
00:17:11,552 --> 00:17:12,988
God, what was I thinking?
399
00:17:12,988 --> 00:17:15,338
A single
thirty-something mother,
400
00:17:15,338 --> 00:17:17,601
no husband, no prospects,
401
00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:19,951
not a single shard
of self-respect!
402
00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:21,170
Oh!
403
00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:22,389
I think I can see the baby!
404
00:17:22,389 --> 00:17:23,912
Ha!
405
00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:25,914
He's got short,
curly black hair
406
00:17:25,914 --> 00:17:27,959
in the shape of
a lightning bolt.
407
00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:29,265
It kind of looks
like Harry Potter!
408
00:17:29,265 --> 00:17:31,354
Oh! Okay...
409
00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:33,835
Oh God!
Let's see!
410
00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:49,459
Ah...
411
00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:50,678
Good.
412
00:17:50,678 --> 00:17:53,246
Very good.
413
00:17:53,246 --> 00:17:54,943
That's it?
414
00:17:54,943 --> 00:17:57,337
All you wanted was
some fucking record?
415
00:17:57,337 --> 00:17:59,382
Not just some record...
416
00:17:59,382 --> 00:18:00,992
"The" record!
417
00:18:00,992 --> 00:18:02,690
Bananarama's greatest hit?
418
00:18:02,690 --> 00:18:05,084
Hey, watch your mouth, boy.
419
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,563
You're fucking with
an antiques dealer.
420
00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:08,391
A deal's a deal.
421
00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:11,351
And you asked for
the Wurlitzer, so...
422
00:18:15,006 --> 00:18:17,487
It's all yours.
And it's a bitch to move.
423
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:21,622
Drive safe, Mr Vasquez.
424
00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:23,232
If you're ever in Miami...
425
00:18:23,232 --> 00:18:24,842
...stay the fuck
away from my shop.
426
00:18:28,585 --> 00:18:30,152
See you later, old man.
427
00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:31,588
I got a kid to make proud.
428
00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:33,938
Not if I get there first.
429
00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:35,766
Hey!
We had a fucking deal!
430
00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:37,028
Yeah, that's cheating!
431
00:18:37,028 --> 00:18:38,639
No, it's Fitzpatrick!
432
00:18:39,944 --> 00:18:41,642
$300,000, cash!
433
00:18:41,642 --> 00:18:43,165
Josh has your new identities.
434
00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:44,819
There's a van on the lot,
gassed and ready to go.
435
00:18:44,819 --> 00:18:46,821
And by morning, the government
will think you're dead.
436
00:18:46,821 --> 00:18:48,214
Hm...
437
00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:49,911
I'm talking real money here.
438
00:18:52,522 --> 00:18:54,045
Give it!
439
00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:54,829
I've got something that'll
blow the geezer's offer
440
00:18:54,829 --> 00:18:55,917
out of the water.
441
00:18:55,917 --> 00:18:57,571
Yeah!
442
00:18:57,571 --> 00:18:58,702
Huh?
443
00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:02,837
Give it!
444
00:19:02,837 --> 00:19:05,144
Did you ever hear of the legend
of the lost Sinatra single?
445
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,058
- Uh-uh.
- Only an idiot has not.
446
00:19:09,409 --> 00:19:10,888
Well here it is.
447
00:19:10,888 --> 00:19:13,891
Frank's lone shot at a
rock 'n' roll career reboot.
448
00:19:13,891 --> 00:19:15,763
He only had
one single pressed.
449
00:19:15,763 --> 00:19:17,982
Hated it, and had
the master tapes destroyed.
450
00:19:17,982 --> 00:19:20,028
But a technician
hid the 45
451
00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:22,117
in the one place he knew
Frank would never look.
452
00:19:22,117 --> 00:19:24,772
The Wurlitzer!
From the Sands!
453
00:19:24,772 --> 00:19:26,426
Motherfucker!
You switched it out!
454
00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:27,862
Yeah.
455
00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:34,912
This is wrong.
456
00:19:34,912 --> 00:19:36,044
If we continue this lie,
457
00:19:36,044 --> 00:19:37,219
we are no better
than they are.
458
00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:38,786
Of course we are.
Lie! Lie!
459
00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:45,445
The only way you could
beat the highest bidder,
460
00:19:45,445 --> 00:19:47,664
is by combining your offers.
461
00:19:51,015 --> 00:19:54,105
In business with him?
No fucking way!
462
00:19:54,105 --> 00:19:55,759
Richard!
463
00:19:55,759 --> 00:19:58,632
This is fate giving
you a chance!
464
00:19:58,632 --> 00:20:00,634
Look, for the sake
of your child,
465
00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:02,113
and your grandchild -
466
00:20:02,113 --> 00:20:04,246
I implore you as
father and son,
467
00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:05,682
and mentor and servant,
468
00:20:05,682 --> 00:20:07,728
to finally bury this hatchet!
469
00:20:07,728 --> 00:20:09,077
To work together!
470
00:20:09,077 --> 00:20:11,471
To carry on tradition!
471
00:20:11,471 --> 00:20:13,473
To shut me up!
472
00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:16,302
- Deal.
- Deal.
473
00:20:17,694 --> 00:20:18,956
I'll handle the paperwork!
474
00:20:18,956 --> 00:20:20,219
You've got a baby
on the way, buddy.
475
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,177
Nice.
476
00:20:28,401 --> 00:20:30,054
Motherfucker!
477
00:20:30,054 --> 00:20:32,013
Somebody buy me a drink!
478
00:20:33,841 --> 00:20:35,321
There's a mirror!
Do you want to see?
479
00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:36,844
Oh, for the love of God, no!
480
00:20:36,844 --> 00:20:38,062
All right, I did it!
481
00:20:38,062 --> 00:20:39,412
I own this place now!
482
00:20:39,412 --> 00:20:41,196
Fitzy's no loser.
I got this.
483
00:20:41,196 --> 00:20:43,285
No, don't leave me
alone with him!
484
00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:44,852
Oh!
485
00:20:44,852 --> 00:20:46,462
I don't care what you own!
486
00:20:46,462 --> 00:20:49,378
You are the last person
I want down there!
487
00:20:49,378 --> 00:20:51,772
This isn't my first pilgrimage
to your promise land, baby.
488
00:20:51,772 --> 00:20:53,904
Now, you do what you gotta do.
489
00:20:56,429 --> 00:21:00,128
Oh!
490
00:21:00,128 --> 00:21:01,695
You did this to me,
you son of a bitch!
491
00:21:01,695 --> 00:21:03,436
I will kill you for this!
492
00:21:03,436 --> 00:21:04,828
Yeah, anytime now.
493
00:21:04,828 --> 00:21:07,483
Oh!
494
00:21:07,483 --> 00:21:08,702
I will cut off a limb
495
00:21:08,702 --> 00:21:11,531
for every stretchmark
you gave me!
496
00:21:11,531 --> 00:21:12,836
That's good!
Good hustle!
497
00:21:12,836 --> 00:21:15,230
Come on now!
Come on, one more!
498
00:21:17,101 --> 00:21:19,669
I will shove a cinderblock
up your asshole
499
00:21:19,669 --> 00:21:23,804
and make you shit it out!
500
00:21:30,158 --> 00:21:33,727
Is it a boy or a girl?
501
00:21:38,601 --> 00:21:40,690
Hey...
502
00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:45,826
He's a Fitzpatrick.
503
00:21:45,826 --> 00:21:47,567
Awesome.
504
00:21:47,567 --> 00:21:49,569
- Hey buddy.
- Oh fuck...
505
00:22:04,018 --> 00:22:06,977
All this time
I've been vilifying Fitz,
506
00:22:06,977 --> 00:22:10,067
but at least he's
been running around
507
00:22:10,067 --> 00:22:13,723
trying to make you proud.
508
00:22:13,723 --> 00:22:17,336
What have I done?
509
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:20,948
Besides the biological miracle
of growing you inside me...
510
00:22:25,779 --> 00:22:28,085
As per your request,
Miss Devon,
511
00:22:28,085 --> 00:22:30,914
a taxi is en route to
take you to the hospital.
512
00:22:30,914 --> 00:22:32,655
In the meantime,
513
00:22:32,655 --> 00:22:34,265
Uncle Larry has
just the thing
514
00:22:34,265 --> 00:22:36,529
to help get the
little guy to sleep.
515
00:23:07,516 --> 00:23:13,348
Your daddy's not a loser.
516
00:23:13,348 --> 00:23:14,741
I am.
517
00:23:14,741 --> 00:23:19,354
♪ The summer wind
came blowin' in ♪
518
00:23:19,354 --> 00:23:20,834
♪ From across the sea
519
00:23:20,834 --> 00:23:22,749
Your passports,
birth certificates,
520
00:23:22,749 --> 00:23:25,752
driver's licenses,
and library cards.
521
00:23:25,752 --> 00:23:27,536
Oh, and uh...
522
00:23:27,536 --> 00:23:29,320
I got you a little
something as well.
523
00:23:31,322 --> 00:23:32,933
- Come on, come on!
- Shut up!
524
00:23:32,933 --> 00:23:35,457
- You shut up!
- Shut up!
525
00:23:35,457 --> 00:23:37,198
Ruptal, listen... No, don't.
526
00:23:37,198 --> 00:23:39,679
I don't think I could ever
forgive your lies, Josh.
527
00:23:41,202 --> 00:23:42,725
I understand.
528
00:23:45,119 --> 00:23:46,468
But, uh...
529
00:23:46,468 --> 00:23:48,557
Craven Moorehead...
530
00:23:48,557 --> 00:23:52,605
...would like to thank
you for saving his life.
531
00:23:52,605 --> 00:23:54,520
Your accent's
gettin' pretty good.
532
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:56,826
You're a good teacher.
533
00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:02,963
Ah, just so I know...
534
00:24:02,963 --> 00:24:04,443
How will we die?
535
00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:05,879
I don't know yet.
536
00:24:05,879 --> 00:24:08,272
But I do know one thing.
537
00:24:08,272 --> 00:24:11,058
It'll be a death
worthy of a friend.
538
00:24:11,058 --> 00:24:14,148
Oh, and, uh...
539
00:24:14,148 --> 00:24:16,367
I'm also gonna
need some teeth.
540
00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:20,546
Uh, hi, Ali, it's me.
541
00:24:20,546 --> 00:24:22,156
Uh, listen,
542
00:24:22,156 --> 00:24:23,810
I'm gonna be a little
bit late for our future.
543
00:24:23,810 --> 00:24:25,333
Okay?
544
00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:27,466
But everything's
gonna be fine.
545
00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:29,119
No matter what you heard.
546
00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:31,992
It's all good.
547
00:24:31,992 --> 00:24:34,995
They're gonna take me
to the home world now.
548
00:24:34,995 --> 00:24:37,563
But I'll be back soon, okay?
549
00:24:42,350 --> 00:24:44,265
I'm ready!
550
00:25:03,632 --> 00:25:06,374
You need a drink?
551
00:25:06,374 --> 00:25:09,290
Now you're speaking
my language.
552
00:25:37,361 --> 00:25:40,016
Congratulations, Richard, Ken.
553
00:25:40,016 --> 00:25:43,150
A new partnership,
and a new Fitzpatrick.
554
00:25:43,150 --> 00:25:46,066
I know your relationship isn't
where you want it to be,
555
00:25:46,066 --> 00:25:48,024
but we've got plenty
of time to work on that.
556
00:25:48,024 --> 00:25:50,592
Especially if we don't
get thrown back into jail
557
00:25:50,592 --> 00:25:52,159
the second we walk
out this door.
558
00:25:53,464 --> 00:25:55,075
Ah, cheers.
559
00:25:55,075 --> 00:25:56,685
I get the big office.
560
00:25:56,685 --> 00:25:57,904
Fuck that.
561
00:25:57,904 --> 00:25:59,775
I built that place
from the ground up.
562
00:25:59,775 --> 00:26:01,342
The big office is mine.
563
00:26:01,342 --> 00:26:04,998
Actually, it's mine.
564
00:26:08,654 --> 00:26:11,613
A sales contract?
565
00:26:11,613 --> 00:26:12,919
You bought the dealership?
566
00:26:12,919 --> 00:26:14,573
Bullshit.
567
00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:16,923
Where'd you get the
scratch to outbid us?
568
00:26:16,923 --> 00:26:19,839
With the money I siphoned from
the Ruptals' bank accounts.
569
00:26:19,839 --> 00:26:21,884
Those oblivious idiots.
570
00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:27,020
An unfinished contract
means nada, Dot.
571
00:26:27,020 --> 00:26:29,239
Only one signature.
572
00:26:36,769 --> 00:26:38,771
Well...
573
00:26:38,771 --> 00:26:42,383
I still have
Elaine's shares...
574
00:26:42,383 --> 00:26:45,081
...which makes
us all partners.
575
00:26:47,431 --> 00:26:48,998
Fuck.
576
00:26:54,569 --> 00:26:58,965
Holy coincidence, or what!
577
00:26:58,965 --> 00:27:01,794
Oh...
578
00:27:01,794 --> 00:27:04,231
Rest in peace,
my Ruptal brother.
579
00:27:20,290 --> 00:27:21,814
Larry, tell me
580
00:27:21,814 --> 00:27:23,642
you've been keeping up
our insurance premiums.
581
00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:25,034
You know it, buddy.
582
00:27:28,081 --> 00:27:31,127
With that money, we can build
a place twice this size.
583
00:27:31,127 --> 00:27:33,695
Yeah...
584
00:27:33,695 --> 00:27:37,438
Once again, everything works
out for good old Fitzy.
585
00:27:37,438 --> 00:27:39,614
Ring a ding ding.
586
00:27:39,614 --> 00:27:41,311
Rat bastard.
587
00:27:41,311 --> 00:27:42,835
Motherfucker.
588
00:27:44,750 --> 00:27:47,187
Burn, baby, burn.
589
00:27:47,187 --> 00:27:48,884
Yeah.
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