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Hey, pay attention, fuckers...
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Ah, you're healed!
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You didn't even touch me!
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I said you're healed.
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Now go get your car, pervert.
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Agent McTaggart,
the time is now.
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Ruptal Jhalalawan
and Ruptal Jhalalatu.
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Terminate with
extreme prejudice.
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Oh, buddy.
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Someone is siphoning
funds from your accounts.
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You really should have
changed the bank accounts
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when you bought the business.
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Arrest my old man.
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A little birdy told me
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about your bootlegging operation.
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The happiest you've ever been
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is standing by
your father's side
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the day he opened
the dealership.
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You need to rebuild that bond
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if you're going to be a loving
father to your own son!
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This photo does mean shit.
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Get your fucking hands off me!
I'm the mayor!
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Not anymore.
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I told the police about
your abuse of office.
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And the bribes.
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And the 23 years of
unpaid parking tickets.
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Welcome to my world, fucker.
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Fuck.
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When a guy gets
tossed in the can,
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it messes with his head.
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I've seen grown men fill
their shorts and beg for mommy
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from one night in holding.
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Pussies like that
lack dedication.
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Surviving in prison is easy.
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Get locked up more often,
like a man,
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and you learn
how this shit works.
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Rule number one: Show the yard dogs who's alpha.
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Rule number two:
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take that swagger and build.
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Pretty soon, you'll be
the one running the joint.
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Suicide king.
Go fish.
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I own this joint.
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Bow down,
I might let you live.
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Rule number three:
never bow down.
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Your prom date
doesn't scare me.
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Please don't stereotype.
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It undermines
all the advances
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the gay and lesbian
community has made.
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And frankly, it makes you
seem intellectually immature.
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I'm Dar, by the way.
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Not that anyone bothered
to make formal introductions.
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He likes the library.
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- And hurting people.
- For a price.
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Prison is nothing, if not
a free-market economy, right?
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You've been warned,
you little shit.
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Hello, blue eyes.
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Guess who's taking over
your seat on council.
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Thanks for pulling
your little boo-boo
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and making the city come
down hard all over your ass.
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I finally boned you, Fitzpatrick.
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Wow, that is one big
closet you live in.
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Save it, nutcheese.
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You didn't even get me
locked up, Larry did.
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You're not wondering what
little clerical mistake
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is delaying your trial?
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I am that mistake!
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This isn't over, Fitz!
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I will make you fear me!
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Hi!
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You've got a lot
of nerve coming here,
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you backstabbing
dick trench.
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I'm good, Richard.
How are you?
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Great.
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I really needed a
little downtime.
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You know...
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Get some perspective.
Catch up on my reading.
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Make new friends who want
to ass-fuck me to death.
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Ew...
And, all things considered,
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yes, I may have been
a little over zealous
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with my plan to
reunite you with your father.
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Ya think?
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But I stand by the fact
that you two need
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to do some healing.
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I'm healing fuck-all!
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I could care less about
that antique pecker-snot.
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Oh really...
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How do you explain this photo
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of you smiling when
you were a child?
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I was drunk, asshole,
and guess what...
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guys who get guys locked up
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don't get to fuck with
their heads anymore.
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Hey, this finger banger
wants to sneak dope in for me.
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Make sure he never
gets in again.
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I'm trying to go clean.
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Check him for drugs.
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You play nice with
your daddy, mister!
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And do not forget to floss!
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Incarceration is no excuse
for gingivitis- Ow!
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Hey, Josh?
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Oh...
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Joshua.
I have to ask you a question.
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Josh!
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Step into my office.
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Okay.
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Oh, it's a pillow fort. Fun.
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A commander makes
his field post
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from whatever he can
beg, borrow or steal.
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And they were on sale.
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Except for the shams.
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Ask your question, Soldier.
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Right, well, the thing is
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I tried to save
Richard from himself,
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but I'm worried that
I hurt him instead,
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and friends don't hurt friends!
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Sacrifice yourself
for the safety of your brothers.
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Good job, soldier!
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At ease!
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Wait, what about my question?
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Josh?
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Hello, 911. I'd like to report
a murderer on the loose.
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Oh, it's me,
Agent Josh McTaggart,
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I've been killin' people,
and killin' people...
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You'll be able to stop me
before I strike again, right?
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Fantastic. Okay.
See you soon. Bye-bye.
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My foot!
My foot is... Josh!
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Got your back, Rupee.
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Ah! Josh!
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Coming for you, Kid.
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You send anybody in this cage,
they leave in a body bag.
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Gotta sleep sometime.
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Prison crank
says no, Grandpa.
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♪ The summer wind
came blowin' in... ♪
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You have no right
singing Sinatra!
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Only song that got you to
sleep when you were a baby...
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screaming yourself blue.
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A lullaby - That's your plan
for taking me down?
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♪ Lingered there to touch
your hair and walk with me. ♪
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Shit!
Gotta stay awake.
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♪ All summer long
we sang a song ♪
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♪ and we strolled
on golden sand ♪
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Oh shit.
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♪ Two sweethearts
and the summer wind. ♪
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Stay...
awake...
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Hey, you guys holding?
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Fuck off.
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What the fuck?
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You look like shit.
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Yup.
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But sweet repose can be
all yours, pretty boy...
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if you simply supplicate
for your father's mercy
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and reaffirm the hierarchy
of the prison yard.
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Huh?
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Supplicate, it means to
beg earnestly and humbly.
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What's he offering you?
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Free lease on a Mercedes?
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Dinner and a movie?
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You know he has to pay for
sex on the outside too.
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You know what?
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It's preconceptions like that
that give prison a bad name.
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Our relationship is
purely professional.
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Cut him a new smile.
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Pay first,
then I cut him!
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Whatever he's payin'
you, I'll double it.
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Ah fuck!
Can't get what I want!
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Dar kill!
Dar kill both of you!
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Hey, Fitzy!
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Dance!
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Truly the universal language.
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What's up, homes?
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Yeah, bring it back to me!
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Whoa!
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This guy's great!
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What the fuck?
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I got myself locked up.
Cool, huh?
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You ratted yourself out?
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I had no choice!
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Remember
I told you I was Special Ops?
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Turns out... I am!
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I've been ordered
to kill the Ruptals
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so I got myself locked
up in here so I didn't have to.
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Joshua!
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What's up, Pablo?
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Matty!
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Heaton, you ladykiller...
literally!
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You just got here yesterday!
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I came here prepared.
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I know a guy who knows a guy.
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Had a shipment smuggled in.
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Josh, my man.
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My stash is about out.
Hit me up, will ya?
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All right...
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But it's much better with milk.
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What the fuck?
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It's cereal, dude.
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Why do you think everyone in
here's so grumpy all the time?
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The prison nutritionist had
all the sugar
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taken out of
the joint.
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You're shittin' me.
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Naw, man.
Drugs are easy.
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That stuff's harder to get
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than a greased up Samoan
at a barn dance.
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This must be
what my old man
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is promising that
overgrown ass gorilla.
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Hit me with some
Apache love, brother.
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Okay, Kimosabe.
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That is pure,
uncut Geronim-Ohs.
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None of that no-name
brand shit.
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Killer cereal, dude.
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If anyone knows it's a
serial killer, am I right?
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Am I right?
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I dunno.
Guess I'm wrong.
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Think of what we could do if we
cornered the market completely.
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Yeah.
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Show my old man who's boss.
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Yeah. Provide a delicious
source of fibre
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for the other prisoners...
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How much more of this
stuff can you get?
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A lot.
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Yeah.
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Hey,
did someone win something?
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Yes.
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Our sweet emancipation.
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Someone wishes to buy
this cursed business
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that hemorrhages money.
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You're selling
the dealership?
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We are re-investing
all our capital
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in something Josh
and I invented.
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I present the
portable laugh track.
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We will do no such thing!
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Please stop pitching
this repeatedly!
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You have no right to sell.
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This place is Richard's dream
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and the only thing holding
this family together.
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Silence!
We may do as we please!
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In twenty four hours,
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our hands will be
cleansed of this place.
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This is all my fault.
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Quietly...
insidiously...
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I have undermined everything.
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I'm telling you
ma'am, a thousand.
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Don't call me ma'am.
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And no way a new
tranny is a grand.
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Thanks for your
input on pricing.
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A thousand.
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Uh... look.
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I'm a little tight
on cash, hon.
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Don't you want to help
a lady who's tight?
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You know, hard up?
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I'm sure we can work
something out, stud.
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You know, in trade.
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I'm talking about sex, retard.
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I know.
And I'm hoping you'll stop.
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All I can think about
is my grandmother.
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All right.
Gimme the keys.
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I'll bring you the bread.
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Still not retarded, Lady.
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Car stays here
'till I see green.
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That's highway robbery.
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Nope.
Extortion.
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Give me a ride at least?
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Fuck.
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00:12:49,638 --> 00:12:51,771
How am I going to get in there
and warn Richard?
263
00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:54,512
Oh...
264
00:12:56,297 --> 00:12:59,256
I know I haven't been
the best Larry lately...
265
00:12:59,256 --> 00:13:00,867
...but I need some help!
266
00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:02,477
Richard can't lose
the dealership!
267
00:13:02,477 --> 00:13:03,957
I need a sign.
268
00:13:03,957 --> 00:13:05,872
Something to help
me make this right.
269
00:13:07,874 --> 00:13:09,876
Oh, a bunny...
270
00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:13,096
Bunny!
271
00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:21,322
I'm comin' for ya, Richard.
272
00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:25,500
Let's do this!
273
00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:34,814
Mother's Snuffbox
Antiques, Sean speaking.
274
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:38,469
Heard someone's looking for
Ken Fitzpatrick, Creampuff.
275
00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:39,688
Who is this?
276
00:13:39,688 --> 00:13:42,517
Just call me Mrs. Wurlitzer.
277
00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:44,214
My lucky day.
278
00:13:44,214 --> 00:13:45,737
I know where you can
find your jukebox
279
00:13:45,737 --> 00:13:47,522
and the ass clown
who boosted it.
280
00:13:47,522 --> 00:13:49,089
I'm listening.
281
00:13:49,089 --> 00:13:51,221
Yeah, so am I.
282
00:13:51,221 --> 00:13:52,657
Five.
283
00:13:52,657 --> 00:13:54,877
Cute. Mama's got some
bills to pay. Fifteen.
284
00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:56,139
Ten. Delivered.
285
00:13:58,359 --> 00:14:01,449
All right, ten, but you pick
up your own fucking trash.
286
00:14:01,449 --> 00:14:03,190
Shoulda killed that
geriatric gay basher
287
00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:04,669
when I had the chance.
288
00:14:04,669 --> 00:14:06,497
Yeah.
Me too.
289
00:14:06,497 --> 00:14:07,977
Where?
290
00:14:07,977 --> 00:14:09,674
Coverton County.
291
00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:11,154
Diner called Shauna's.
292
00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:12,982
You gotta be
fucking kidding me.
293
00:14:12,982 --> 00:14:14,549
There's a 4:15
out of Lauderdale.
294
00:14:14,549 --> 00:14:17,030
You'd better be on it.
295
00:14:17,030 --> 00:14:18,553
Hey, Mauro!
296
00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:20,381
Pack my rubber gloves.
297
00:14:20,381 --> 00:14:22,035
I got a mess to make.
298
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,084
Power is currency, Josh.
299
00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:30,043
Once Dar sees how much
of this stuff we got,
300
00:14:30,043 --> 00:14:31,609
he'll be eating
out of our hands.
301
00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:34,525
Yeah, literally.
302
00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:35,962
Set up the meeting.
303
00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:38,355
But whatever you do, do not
let Ken see this note.
304
00:14:38,355 --> 00:14:41,010
Relax, dude.
I got this.
305
00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:46,711
Hey, Geronimo.
306
00:14:47,843 --> 00:14:49,105
Nice.
307
00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:58,549
Give it to Dar.
308
00:15:01,509 --> 00:15:02,902
Message from Fitz...
309
00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:08,995
Pass it on, all right?
Be careful.
310
00:15:11,301 --> 00:15:12,999
Shit's goin' down.
311
00:15:14,783 --> 00:15:17,046
- Don't let Ken see this.
- Never.
312
00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:22,617
Fuck.
313
00:15:22,617 --> 00:15:24,924
That fucker's goin' down.
314
00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:34,324
Open up!
315
00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:36,239
I can hear the floor creak
when you walk, rhino.
316
00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:39,503
And I can smell you.
317
00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:46,206
Hello, Meghan.
So nice to see you.
318
00:15:46,206 --> 00:15:47,642
I need a lawyer,
319
00:15:47,642 --> 00:15:49,122
and you're the only
one I know who'll work for free.
320
00:15:49,122 --> 00:15:52,342
No, no, no, Fitz is cleaning
up his own mess this time.
321
00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:55,041
Dick? I so don't give
a fuck about my stupid brother.
322
00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:57,739
I'm here about this bullshit.
323
00:15:57,739 --> 00:16:00,133
I got subpoenaed about my
stupid parents' fake religion.
324
00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:02,439
Meghan, defrauding the
public is not bullshit.
325
00:16:02,439 --> 00:16:04,006
It's a felony.
326
00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:06,530
Wow, it is like a don't give
a fuck-a-thon in here.
327
00:16:06,530 --> 00:16:08,663
I don't care!
Fix it!
328
00:16:08,663 --> 00:16:12,580
I'm kind of not taking
clients right now.
329
00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:14,147
On account of the baby.
330
00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:16,279
Whoa, don't get all
pregzilla on me, okay?
331
00:16:16,279 --> 00:16:17,672
You know, you're not some angel
332
00:16:17,672 --> 00:16:21,110
who can create life
with your magical hoo-hah.
333
00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:22,503
I shat out a kid too,
you know.
334
00:16:25,854 --> 00:16:27,551
I am so not ready
for this right now.
335
00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:29,466
I am so not ready
for this ever!
336
00:16:29,466 --> 00:16:31,468
Oh, boo-hooo.
337
00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:33,253
I'm the one with
the problem here!
338
00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:35,211
Shh...
'Kay, maybe it's nothing.
339
00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:37,039
Maybe just a minor contraction.
340
00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:38,867
The baby's not even due
for another week.
341
00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:40,390
Can you focus, like,
for one second,
342
00:16:40,390 --> 00:16:41,304
listen to what I'm-
343
00:16:41,304 --> 00:16:42,566
Focus...
344
00:16:42,566 --> 00:16:44,438
What did I say!
345
00:16:44,438 --> 00:16:46,005
Focus... [knocking]
346
00:16:48,572 --> 00:16:49,530
Motherfucker!
347
00:17:04,284 --> 00:17:06,851
Oh...
348
00:17:06,851 --> 00:17:08,462
Hello.
349
00:17:08,462 --> 00:17:10,159
Look at you guys.
350
00:17:10,159 --> 00:17:11,726
So big!
351
00:17:11,726 --> 00:17:13,728
Tattooey.
352
00:17:15,164 --> 00:17:16,470
Oh, dear God!
353
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:20,430
Listen, Fitzy,
354
00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:22,171
we're not supposed to
be in here after hours.
355
00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:24,913
If we get caught,
I might get kicked out.
356
00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:26,436
You don't get kicked
out of prison, nut sore,
357
00:17:26,436 --> 00:17:27,742
what's wrong with you?
358
00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:29,004
Funny story, actually.
359
00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:32,790
Look, Dar...
360
00:17:32,790 --> 00:17:33,965
we all know the
name of the game,
361
00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:35,619
so let's make a deal.
362
00:17:35,619 --> 00:17:39,623
I've got the one thing
my old man can't give you.
363
00:17:39,623 --> 00:17:42,452
And lots of it.
364
00:17:42,452 --> 00:17:44,846
That's your plan?
365
00:17:44,846 --> 00:17:46,891
You're gonna buy off
my muscle with cereal?
366
00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:48,589
Nice work on
the message, Josh.
367
00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:50,895
Get rid of him.
368
00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:52,375
Sorry, Mr. F...
369
00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:53,724
Let's dance, fucker!
370
00:17:53,724 --> 00:17:55,335
I've been working out.
371
00:18:00,905 --> 00:18:02,124
What kind of cologne
are you wearing?
372
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:04,344
What is that, pine and...
eau de linseed?
373
00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:06,998
I don't wear gay spray,
you beatnik freak!
374
00:18:06,998 --> 00:18:09,088
Let me go!
375
00:18:12,265 --> 00:18:14,267
Now it's your turn to
be for mercy, old man.
376
00:18:27,584 --> 00:18:28,933
Fuck...
377
00:18:39,074 --> 00:18:40,467
Oooh...
378
00:18:42,295 --> 00:18:46,255
Finally come down from your
ivory tower to join us?
379
00:18:46,255 --> 00:18:48,692
I really don't have time
to be stalked right now.
380
00:18:48,692 --> 00:18:50,085
I need to get to the hospital.
381
00:18:50,085 --> 00:18:52,653
Relax.
I'll take you.
382
00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:57,614
You're in no
condition to drive.
383
00:19:02,489 --> 00:19:04,491
Pretty nice of me to help
you out like this, right?
384
00:19:04,491 --> 00:19:05,622
Yeah, sure.
385
00:19:05,622 --> 00:19:07,102
I guess you could say
386
00:19:07,102 --> 00:19:08,625
you owe me one.
387
00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:09,713
Fine.
388
00:19:09,713 --> 00:19:10,932
Yes, Meghan,
389
00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:12,194
I will not represent you,
390
00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:13,761
but I will give you
some legal advice.
391
00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:14,979
Score!
392
00:19:14,979 --> 00:19:16,546
Maybe we can talk
about this later.
393
00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:17,939
When I can concentrate.
394
00:19:17,939 --> 00:19:19,549
Fuck that shit!
395
00:19:19,549 --> 00:19:21,247
You'll be all moon-pie over
that little gut slug for months.
396
00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:22,422
Babies are like
that, you know.
397
00:19:22,422 --> 00:19:24,032
Make your brain
release this chemical,
398
00:19:24,032 --> 00:19:25,120
so they're all you
can think about.
399
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:26,904
Fucking psychic vampires.
400
00:19:26,904 --> 00:19:28,297
Shut up and drive
me to the hospital,
401
00:19:28,297 --> 00:19:29,733
you fucking headcase.
402
00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:31,039
I try to help you out
403
00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:32,083
and deal with my
brother's problems,
404
00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:33,476
and this is the thanks I get!
405
00:19:33,476 --> 00:19:34,695
Oh, just shut up and drive!
406
00:19:34,695 --> 00:19:36,000
You shut up, Hindenburg!
407
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,350
Would ya, for one
fucking second?
408
00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:38,438
'Ooh, I'm having contractions!
409
00:19:38,438 --> 00:19:39,743
Ooh, I'm creating life!'
410
00:19:39,743 --> 00:19:41,136
I'm sick of your shit!
411
00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:44,574
My asshole brother
can deal with you.
412
00:19:44,574 --> 00:19:45,793
It's coming now!
413
00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:48,143
Both of you!
414
00:19:48,143 --> 00:19:50,232
Let go of me!
415
00:19:50,232 --> 00:19:51,320
Bastards!
416
00:19:53,757 --> 00:19:56,412
So, look at you guys, all...
417
00:19:56,412 --> 00:19:59,546
Geronim-Ohs...
418
00:19:59,546 --> 00:20:01,112
My favourites.
419
00:20:01,112 --> 00:20:02,810
The cereal that tamed
the wild frontier!
420
00:20:02,810 --> 00:20:04,725
With cavalry-killing
goodness in every box.
421
00:20:04,725 --> 00:20:06,030
And they can be
all yours, Dar,
422
00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:08,337
if you drop this half-sack
and join my crew!
423
00:20:08,337 --> 00:20:09,599
The cereal's a decoy!
424
00:20:09,599 --> 00:20:11,210
He just wants you so
he can fuck with me.
425
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,602
As a child of divorce,
426
00:20:12,602 --> 00:20:14,691
I find this emotional
tug-of-war very upsetting.
427
00:20:14,691 --> 00:20:17,346
Yeah, they are kind of agro.
428
00:20:17,346 --> 00:20:18,913
Call it, Dar.
429
00:20:18,913 --> 00:20:20,436
Are you with me, or
are you with him?
430
00:20:20,436 --> 00:20:25,006
I am with... him.
431
00:20:25,006 --> 00:20:26,486
You gotta be
fucking kidding me.
432
00:20:26,486 --> 00:20:28,618
Working through emotional
issues is no joke,
433
00:20:28,618 --> 00:20:30,054
Richard Fitzpatrick.
434
00:20:30,054 --> 00:20:31,839
Yeah, the mental health
help in here is atrocious.
435
00:20:31,839 --> 00:20:33,536
What's sperm burp
doing here?
436
00:20:33,536 --> 00:20:35,669
Don't call him names!
That's psychological abuse.
437
00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:38,149
Yeah, and I broke
in here to save you.
438
00:20:38,149 --> 00:20:39,499
You broke in?
439
00:20:39,499 --> 00:20:40,891
That's retarded.
440
00:20:40,891 --> 00:20:42,197
And to save the dealership
441
00:20:42,197 --> 00:20:43,894
before the Ruptals sell
it to some stranger.
442
00:20:43,894 --> 00:20:45,331
That dealership
is your legacy,
443
00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:48,159
and we belong there, working
side by side by side!
444
00:20:48,159 --> 00:20:49,944
Forget that money pit!
445
00:20:49,944 --> 00:20:52,163
You know a way
out of this joint?
446
00:20:52,163 --> 00:20:54,470
I am not here to rescue
you from anything
447
00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:56,646
except the circle
of familial anger!
448
00:20:56,646 --> 00:20:59,562
No one leaves until
you two make up.
449
00:20:59,562 --> 00:21:02,696
Cut it with your
pre-pubescent angst bullshit.
450
00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:04,088
I already told you,
451
00:21:04,088 --> 00:21:05,220
you're not allowed to fuck
with my head anymore.
452
00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:06,308
Squabble.
453
00:21:06,308 --> 00:21:09,137
Just puts me back
in that horrible...
454
00:21:09,137 --> 00:21:15,012
white hot rage that
I can't control!
455
00:21:15,012 --> 00:21:16,971
Use your words, Dar!
Your words!
456
00:21:16,971 --> 00:21:18,451
- Okay.
- Let go of me, you fat ass!
457
00:21:18,451 --> 00:21:21,932
I killed my father because
he wouldn't listen to me!
458
00:21:21,932 --> 00:21:24,500
All I wanted to do
was be a dancer!
459
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:26,023
And when I told him,
he just laughed
460
00:21:26,023 --> 00:21:27,198
and laughed and laughed.
461
00:21:27,198 --> 00:21:28,722
Keep digging!
Keep digging!
462
00:21:28,722 --> 00:21:30,593
So I made him stop laughing!
463
00:21:30,593 --> 00:21:32,552
It took me a whole
month to eat him.
464
00:21:32,552 --> 00:21:34,205
I'm sorry, Daddy!
465
00:21:34,205 --> 00:21:35,642
Yes!
466
00:21:35,642 --> 00:21:38,601
Now, you apologize.
467
00:21:38,601 --> 00:21:40,473
I never should have
tried to take your muscle
468
00:21:40,473 --> 00:21:41,822
and fuck you.
469
00:21:41,822 --> 00:21:43,171
Good, now you.
470
00:21:43,171 --> 00:21:47,088
Singing a lullaby to
get you shanked was low.
471
00:21:47,088 --> 00:21:48,829
You waste of skin.
472
00:21:48,829 --> 00:21:50,265
Ahhh...
473
00:21:50,265 --> 00:21:52,485
Okay.
474
00:21:52,485 --> 00:21:53,834
That wasn't so hard, was it?
475
00:21:53,834 --> 00:21:56,358
Lullaby?
What lullaby?
476
00:21:56,358 --> 00:21:58,404
The Summer Wind. Sinatra.
477
00:21:58,404 --> 00:22:00,406
The whole jail's
talking about it.
478
00:22:00,406 --> 00:22:02,451
Of course. Richard...
479
00:22:02,451 --> 00:22:05,280
Your dream lounge.
The Summerwind?
480
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:06,760
You pinned all your hopes
481
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:09,763
on the only emotional connection
you ever had with Ken!
482
00:22:09,763 --> 00:22:14,202
The song that he played
for you as a baby.
483
00:22:14,202 --> 00:22:16,944
Go fuck yourself, Larry.
Help us get out of here.
484
00:22:18,424 --> 00:22:19,642
Wait!
485
00:22:19,642 --> 00:22:21,949
You can come too, Dar.
486
00:22:21,949 --> 00:22:24,299
I want to.
I really do.
487
00:22:24,299 --> 00:22:26,214
But...
488
00:22:26,214 --> 00:22:28,259
I can't.
489
00:22:28,259 --> 00:22:30,131
There's no such thing
as can't, mister.
490
00:22:30,131 --> 00:22:31,567
You hear me?
491
00:22:31,567 --> 00:22:34,570
It's just that everyone
I've ever gotten close to...
492
00:22:34,570 --> 00:22:36,093
I've eaten.
493
00:22:36,093 --> 00:22:37,530
Eaten.
494
00:22:37,530 --> 00:22:39,575
But there is such
thing as shouldn't.
495
00:22:39,575 --> 00:22:42,056
Bye Dar!
Let's go!
496
00:22:42,056 --> 00:22:43,927
Josh!
Come on, it's shift change!
497
00:22:43,927 --> 00:22:45,233
We got two minutes!
498
00:22:49,455 --> 00:22:51,021
Good luck, bud.
499
00:22:52,806 --> 00:22:54,982
- I love your moves.
- You too.
500
00:23:04,557 --> 00:23:06,559
I miss you, Daddy.
501
00:23:11,433 --> 00:23:13,740
Wait the fuck up!
502
00:23:13,740 --> 00:23:15,002
- Fuck you!
- My legs are killing me!
503
00:23:15,002 --> 00:23:17,134
Shut up and run,
you old gimp!
504
00:24:06,314 --> 00:24:07,620
Hey, I got it, Mr. F...
505
00:24:07,620 --> 00:24:09,665
Bourbon-soaked marshmallows
and cough syrup,
506
00:24:09,665 --> 00:24:11,058
and just a hint of regret.
507
00:24:11,058 --> 00:24:12,973
- Fuck you!
- I'm so proud of us.
508
00:24:12,973 --> 00:24:14,540
Working through
our issues together
509
00:24:14,540 --> 00:24:15,758
like a real family.
510
00:24:15,758 --> 00:24:17,499
Bullshit, you nut sack.
511
00:24:17,499 --> 00:24:18,892
If the old man was on fire,
512
00:24:18,892 --> 00:24:20,241
I wouldn't stop
to piss on him.
513
00:24:20,241 --> 00:24:21,590
I should have pushed your
mother down the stairs
514
00:24:21,590 --> 00:24:22,504
when I had the chance.
515
00:24:22,504 --> 00:24:23,766
Fuck you.
516
00:24:23,766 --> 00:24:24,941
Hope really is a
four-letter word.
517
00:24:24,941 --> 00:24:26,595
So is free.
You hear that, fuckers?
518
00:24:26,595 --> 00:24:28,467
I'm free!
519
00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:30,077
Oh God!
520
00:24:30,077 --> 00:24:31,339
Aliens?
521
00:24:31,339 --> 00:24:33,167
Fuck.
522
00:24:33,167 --> 00:24:34,603
Where the hell are we?
523
00:24:34,603 --> 00:24:35,778
Meghan?
524
00:24:35,778 --> 00:24:38,346
What's the douchebag
doing here?
525
00:24:38,346 --> 00:24:40,914
She is all yours
now, motherfucker.
526
00:24:40,914 --> 00:24:43,264
A getaway car!
Fuckin' A.
527
00:24:43,264 --> 00:24:44,526
What the fuck, Ali.
528
00:24:44,526 --> 00:24:46,746
Your sister is a
psychotic lunatic.
529
00:24:46,746 --> 00:24:47,834
Cut the small talk!
530
00:24:47,834 --> 00:24:49,488
Let's get the
fuck out of here.
531
00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:50,619
I don't know what
the fuck's going on,
532
00:24:50,619 --> 00:24:52,273
but I am having this baby!
533
00:24:52,273 --> 00:24:53,404
Baby!
I'll drive!
534
00:24:53,404 --> 00:24:55,885
Really?
Now?
535
00:24:55,885 --> 00:24:56,930
Fuck.
536
00:24:56,930 --> 00:24:58,366
Hey, we came out of there.
537
00:24:58,366 --> 00:24:59,628
Hi Ali!
538
00:24:59,628 --> 00:25:01,021
Okay, just take me
to the hospital.
539
00:25:01,021 --> 00:25:02,109
I thought you were
an alien earlier.
540
00:25:02,109 --> 00:25:03,502
Seriously?
541
00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:04,677
First I'm a zombie,
now I'm an alien?
542
00:25:04,677 --> 00:25:06,113
What is wrong with you?
543
00:25:06,113 --> 00:25:07,636
Josh!
Do something!
544
00:25:07,636 --> 00:25:09,290
Come back here!
545
00:25:09,290 --> 00:25:11,727
Do something, you degenerate!
546
00:25:11,727 --> 00:25:14,338
- Escape the country?
- What?
547
00:25:14,338 --> 00:25:15,557
Good idea, Meghan.
548
00:25:15,557 --> 00:25:16,732
Oh my God!
549
00:25:24,044 --> 00:25:26,350
Okay, everyone, I'm fine.
550
00:25:26,350 --> 00:25:29,528
Hello? Hello?
551
00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:30,572
Motherfucker!
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