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Relationships are complicated,
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no matter what stage
in the game...
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Banging, dating, marriage...
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banging someone you dated on
the day they get married.
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Look at her:
pretty little Ali Devon,
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concerned for my well-being,
obviously reliving
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that mind-blowing orgasm
I just gave her.
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So what if I'm on the lam for a
murder I didn't commit?
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Everything's cool,
and she totally wants me.
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We need to talk,
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and be perfectly clear about
what this means for us.
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Uh-oh...
She totally wants me.
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Is there anything
that you want to say?
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Um...
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I need to take a piss.
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Committed relationships are for
suckers at the best of times.
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With the cops on your tail,
you gotta move fast.
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Don't get weighed down with
extra baggage.
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Good idea.
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Listen, urinal cake,
we gotta ditch Ali.
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What?! We can't do that.
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Sure we can. Just go
back there and tell her
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she's gotta piss now, 'cause
we're not gonna stop again.
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You know, it's funny...
She just told me the same thing.
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Huh?
What?
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Fuck!
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Wait, Richard!
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Hey, I'm still peeing! Richard!
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Hey! Ali! Ali!
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Fuck.
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♪ Without you
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♪ I'd find my smile
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♪ Without you
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♪ I'd have won by a mile
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♪ Without you
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♪ Oh, life would be
so grand ♪
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♪ Without you
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♪ I'm half a man
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♪ Without you
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♪ Without you...
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♪ Without you
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Richard, we can't run
from the police forever.
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We need to find Sonja now!
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I need eggs, bacon,
and single malt.
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Richard, we can't
afford alcohol.
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We'll share the eggs,
and no bacon.
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You need to watch your
cholesterol, mister.
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What are we? A couple of
anorexic high school girls?
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Richard, we are down
to our last $20,
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and we can't use credit or debit
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because we have to
stay off the grid.
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Otherwise, the police
could track us down.
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You are wanted
for Sonja's murder.
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Our only recourse is to find her
and clear your name.
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There is no way
that I am spending
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what could be
the last week of my life
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in jail or on the run
with you.
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Come on! We're doing okay.
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You were gonna take a ride
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from that creepy dude
at the rest stop.
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Gunther was a gentleman!
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Don't worry, Richard;
I will do whatever it takes
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to exonerate you of these
heinous accusations.
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All I need... is a clue,
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or a lead, or some,
just, scrap of evidence.
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Yeah, well, make it fast,
Nancy Drew.
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My handsome mug is plastered all
over the news.
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It's only a matter of time
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before one of these
mouth-breathers recognize me.
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Richard, don't be ridiculous.
Nobody is watching you--
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Except for...
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Holy fuck! Laverne!
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I never anticipated
there would come a time
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when I wished
you would speak.
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It's fine.
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Oh, I see. Well, I'm so sorry to
bring you much regret.
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Perhaps you too are merely
adequate at intercourse.
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It's not you, it's--
I feel guilty.
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I barely broke up
with your cousin,
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and the next thing
you know, we're--
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Next thing you know, we are
making the beast with two backs
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sing sweetly from our loins.
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I can see him, looking at me... disappointed.
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Mocca-bear!
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What are you doing here?
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A vicious strain of Norwalk
ravaged our vessel,
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forcing our immediate return.
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Were it not for this searing
pain in my colon,
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I never would have learned of
this treachery.
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Oh, I'm sorry!
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Please forgive me!
I'll do anything.
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There is nothing to be done...
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Except to consume
vast amounts of Gatorade.
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You have lost many electrolytes.
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What? That's it?
You're just gonna give up.
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You're not even
gonna fight for me?
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Will you be quiet?
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This man needs some rest, not
your relentless camel braying.
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You're a fucking waitress?
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Sexual mysticism isn't exactly
a growth industry.
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Here is where I am
having a problem...
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You told me that Richard's
shadowy figure
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is "closer than we think."
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Well, we have exhausted every
resource at our disposal,
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and are no closer
to a solution, missy!
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The solution is obvious,
head cheese. She made it up.
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Right, 'cause I got nothing
better to do with my time.
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You had me worrying
about some bullshit curse,
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when I should've been worried
about finding Sonja
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and squashing this
murder warrant!
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You're actually worried?
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You're wanted for murder?
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You didn't know
I was wanted for murder?
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Some fucking psychic you are.
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I'm a little hit-and-miss.
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How about another go-around?
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Ooh, Richard! Ask where
to look for Sonja!
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Oh... Oh... Oh...
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Oh... Cock-on-a-stick!
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"Cock-on-a-stick."
What does that mean?
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It means you owe her
our last 20, Sherlock.
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What?
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Nice car.
It's a rental.
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I never should've let you
talk me into this.
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I don't have the stomach
for conspiracy.
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Conspiracy? You proactively
prosecuted. That's your job.
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I should've stopped you
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from putting that bloody knife
in Fitz's trunk.
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I knew it was wrong.
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Chester, you didn't frame
anyone. I make my own decisions,
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and I decided
to plant the knife.
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Did you really think
you could stop me?
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But I can't go to jail
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with all of the mobsters that
I couldn't get off on mistrials.
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They'll make me get them off,
and-- Oh God, what if I like it?
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Chester... give me your hand.
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I know you're pathetic.
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Why, you couldn't even
keep your fiancée
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from fucking her ex-boyfriend
on your wedding day.
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That's why I'm gonna
make this easy for you.
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One word.
If the cops come asking,
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deny... deny...
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deny.
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Okay, that hurts.
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Just remember...
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I'm the boss.
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Richard, please,
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we've been walking for hours.
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My bovine allergy,
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mixed with that cheese blintz
back at the diner--
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Pardon me.
Richard, are you listening?
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There.
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This has to be it.
Cock-on-a-stick!
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Oh, no, I hope not,
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because I saw a place like this
in a horror movie once,
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and the farm was
owned by cannibals
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who slaughtered travellers
and then... ate them!
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Yeah...
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My cousin brought his girlfriend
out here once to mess around.
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The police didn't find their
mutilated bodies for a year.
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I heard about that. Didn't he
dismember them with a chainsaw?
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Worse. They were
bludgeoned to death...
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with a chainsaw!
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Let's just rescue Sonja and get
the hell out of here
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before our severed heads before
some mutant hillbilly's sex toy.
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Richard, what if we find her and
she's been dismembered?
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What if they're eating her
as we speak?
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Wait here, you nancy.
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Holy shit... Laverne was right.
We actually found you.
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Mr. Fitz?
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What are you doing here?
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I'm here to save you...
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unless you've been abducted by
one of those polygamist cults,
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'cause I could
get behind that.
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I wasn't abducted.
I came home to my family.
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Your family of lesbians?
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I'm Amish.
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You are not.
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You never did listen to me.
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All those times I told you
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that I was on my Rumspringa
to test my faith,
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to see if I was committed to
returning to the Amish church?
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I always thought Rumspringa
was your safe word.
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You know, it still can be.
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I have relinquished
the English ways,
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and returned to my roots.
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And you have to go!
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No, no way! I'm being framed
for your murder,
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and since you're the one who ran
off, you fucking owe me.
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You made me leave!
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Richard! Help!
Cannibal hillbillies!
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Olaf, put the pitchfork down.
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Sonja! You're alive!
Thank goodness!
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Sonja, this English was
besmirching our goat.
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I was not besmirching it.
I was petting!
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What goes on here?
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I'm sorry, Olaf. I know Larry
from my Rumspringa.
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It is indeed a pleasure.
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I have to say, I find your
culture fascinating.
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The humility, the abstinence...
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The cannibalism... not too
keen on. Gotta be honest.
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We're not cannibals, Larry.
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You're thinking
of the Mennonites.
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Richard Fitzpatrick.
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Call me Fitz.
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I know all about you, Fitz.
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Your exploits,
your wanton ways,
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and I will not allow you to
corrupt Sonja anymore.
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I never twisted her arm...
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unless, of course,
she wanted me to.
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Olaf is the best carriage-maker
in the village.
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Sonja, piety.
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I just want him to know what a
good husband you're gonna make.
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Husband?
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It is true.
Sonja and I are betrothed.
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Oh! Congratulations!
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You can't marry this guy.
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Why not?
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Because...
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Because I need you...
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to clear my name.
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So, you're not here for me,
you're here for yourself.
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I should've known.
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All we need is a quick
phone call, maybe a photo--
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No, there is no signal here,
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but there is a payphone
down the road.
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Go, Sonja, make the call, so
these English will leave.
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No.
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We limit our use of modern
technology to one day a week,
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and I am done compromising my
values for Fitz.
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We'll go on Friday.
Phone day.
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In this case, we can
make an exception.
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Oh no. No, no.
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If Friday is phone day,
then we will wait till Friday.
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So, what are the sleeping
arrangements?
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So, you're Sonja's brother.
I didn't know she had a brother.
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There are many things about
Sonja you did not know.
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I changed the straw,
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and the blanket is worn
by our cleanest horse.
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So, where do I sleep?
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You're funny, English.
I like you.
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How come every woman I fuck
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decides to marry
a douche-nozzle?
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Well, that's why you want to
stay until phone day:
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to win Sonja back!
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No, I want to stay
to clear my name!
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If you win Sonja's forgiveness,
you'll clear your name,
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and your soul!
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And mine!
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For stealing those dice,
for breaking into Dot's house,
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for lying to the police,
for stealing feet from a morgue.
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You're still talking.
253
00:12:49,594 --> 00:12:51,466
Let's do this, Richard.
Let's go Amish!
254
00:12:51,466 --> 00:12:53,511
For Sonja, for ourselves...
255
00:12:53,511 --> 00:12:56,819
Our future [what's left of it],
depends on it!
256
00:12:58,516 --> 00:13:00,605
Fine... but I'm not
doing the beard.
257
00:13:00,605 --> 00:13:03,130
Amish!
258
00:13:08,396 --> 00:13:09,484
Good morning!
259
00:13:09,484 --> 00:13:11,747
What are you doing?
260
00:13:11,747 --> 00:13:13,357
What does it look like?
261
00:13:13,357 --> 00:13:15,055
We're trying to learn about
humility and shit.
262
00:13:15,055 --> 00:13:16,491
You could never fit in here.
263
00:13:16,491 --> 00:13:18,449
I'll out-humble you any day
of the week, fucker.
264
00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:25,195
Being Amish is about
commitment to God and community.
265
00:13:25,195 --> 00:13:28,416
It is about submission to a
power higher than yourself.
266
00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:29,765
Submission?
267
00:13:29,765 --> 00:13:32,637
Look, I know Richard
has proven to be a bit...
268
00:13:32,637 --> 00:13:34,596
egotistical...
in the past, but--
269
00:13:34,596 --> 00:13:37,338
He says, "You're welcome,"
when he orgasms.
270
00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:41,298
Now, Sonja,
we go on Rumspringa
271
00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:43,300
to experience the life
of the English.
272
00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:47,043
It is only fair to allow them to
experience our life.
273
00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:51,482
Come. Mayhap Samuel Samuelson
could use their assistance
274
00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:53,484
in the cooperage.
275
00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:55,138
Olaf--
276
00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:58,881
Look, I know we have a long way
to go, but Richard can change...
277
00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:00,100
for you!
278
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:02,493
You just watch me evolve!
279
00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:04,539
Ooh!
280
00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:15,332
You're holding it wrong.
281
00:14:15,332 --> 00:14:17,378
How can I be
holding it wrong?
282
00:14:17,378 --> 00:14:19,423
Just do the exact opposite of
what you're doing right now.
283
00:14:19,423 --> 00:14:23,384
It's like that effing Ikea shelf
all over again.
284
00:14:24,689 --> 00:14:26,300
Thought you fuckers were
supposed to be humble.
285
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:28,476
Oh, we are humble,
286
00:14:28,476 --> 00:14:31,261
but we also enjoy some
good-natured buffoonery.
287
00:14:31,261 --> 00:14:35,613
I'm sure there is a simpler task
you could attempt.
288
00:14:35,613 --> 00:14:39,356
Let's see how you do
drilling some bungholes.
289
00:14:39,356 --> 00:14:42,055
What the fuck
did you just say to me?
290
00:14:42,055 --> 00:14:44,535
This. A bunghole.
291
00:14:44,535 --> 00:14:46,363
You trying to start something,
"Little House on the Fairy"?
292
00:14:46,363 --> 00:14:49,497
Of course not.
293
00:14:49,497 --> 00:14:51,107
Richard, the Amish
don't fight.
294
00:14:51,107 --> 00:14:53,762
Maybe it's time they learned.
295
00:14:53,762 --> 00:14:56,025
Mr. Fitz? Larry?
296
00:14:56,025 --> 00:14:58,071
Why don't you help out
the women in the orchard?
297
00:14:59,246 --> 00:15:00,682
Women's work...
298
00:15:10,561 --> 00:15:12,302
Have I offended?
299
00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:25,446
We have discussed it at length,
and we've come to a decision.
300
00:15:25,446 --> 00:15:27,274
Yeah, well I've made
a decision too.
301
00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:28,840
Uh, you're leaving?
302
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:30,712
Well, I'm certainly not sticking
around here while you two
303
00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:33,976
ignore my obvious qualities
worth fighting over.
304
00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:35,978
You see? This is why it would
never work with her.
305
00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:38,850
She's unwilling to understand
the ways of our people.
306
00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:41,810
We Pashtuns are passionate,
but mostly non-violent.
307
00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:43,681
To steal a cousin's woman
308
00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:45,857
is almost as bad as stealing
a cousin's livestock,
309
00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:50,253
yet we still try to find
a peaceful solution.
310
00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:52,342
But if all of that fails,
then we blow it up.
311
00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:55,519
If you loved me,
you'd fight for me.
312
00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:58,740
A duel?
313
00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:01,786
I have not, and will never,
cross swords with my cousin!
314
00:16:09,272 --> 00:16:12,623
There is something invigorating
about a day of manual work,
315
00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:13,842
don't you think, Richard?
316
00:16:13,842 --> 00:16:15,757
To feel the soil
in your hands,
317
00:16:15,757 --> 00:16:19,195
see the actual fruits of your
labour, growing all around you.
318
00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:21,284
It makes me feel at one
with the land.
319
00:16:21,284 --> 00:16:22,720
Good day, m'ladies.
320
00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,070
I need a drink.
321
00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:25,549
No, Richard.
The Amish abstain.
322
00:16:25,549 --> 00:16:27,073
There's gotta be something
around here.
323
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:29,031
Some fermented cider, turpentine...
324
00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:30,641
Ooh, magic mushrooms!
325
00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:32,904
No, don't! If those are poison,
they could kill you.
326
00:16:32,904 --> 00:16:35,037
As long as they get me high.
327
00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:37,300
I do not understand
your reluctance.
328
00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:40,173
Edith is a good woman,
but she is impetuous.
329
00:16:40,173 --> 00:16:41,739
Good day, m'ladies.
330
00:16:41,739 --> 00:16:43,785
She does not need your
permission or her father's
331
00:16:43,785 --> 00:16:45,743
to buy what she wants.
332
00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:48,442
There will be no further
discussion. My mind is made up.
333
00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:50,226
Edith needs a new buggy,
334
00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:52,489
and you are the best builder
in the area.
335
00:16:52,489 --> 00:16:54,448
She is willing to pay.
336
00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:57,059
Your avarice grows in the
presence of these English.
337
00:16:57,059 --> 00:17:00,454
Trouble in paradise?
338
00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:03,979
I am sorry you had to witness
our heated discord.
339
00:17:03,979 --> 00:17:07,330
Our neighbour Edith requires a
new method of conveyance.
340
00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:08,984
Sonja has spoken out of turn.
341
00:17:08,984 --> 00:17:11,291
So, build her the fucking buggy.
That'd what I'd do.
342
00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:14,859
It takes months to craft a
quality buggy.
343
00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:18,124
Caleb can help.
He wants to learn.
344
00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:20,952
Caleb is not ready.
345
00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:24,565
Tell your friend she'll
have her buggy by Friday.
346
00:17:24,565 --> 00:17:26,175
You are going to
build her a buggy?
347
00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:27,176
Yeah.
348
00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:29,265
How?
349
00:17:32,007 --> 00:17:34,314
A used buggy?
350
00:17:34,314 --> 00:17:36,359
Our craftsmanship
is all that we have.
351
00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:38,405
We cannot allow the sale of
anything but the best.
352
00:17:38,405 --> 00:17:41,190
Gosh, Olaf...
sounds like pride to me.
353
00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:51,722
Have you even built
a buggy before?
354
00:17:51,722 --> 00:17:53,985
Some new floorboards,
a couple of new wheels,
355
00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:55,552
this baby'll be good to go,
356
00:17:55,552 --> 00:17:58,207
just like those go-karts I used
to build when I was a kid.
357
00:17:58,207 --> 00:18:01,254
You... you stole those.
358
00:18:01,254 --> 00:18:03,038
So?
359
00:18:03,038 --> 00:18:04,213
Caleb can help me.
360
00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:06,563
Uh, Olaf says my training
is not complete.
361
00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:07,695
Fuck Olaf.
362
00:18:07,695 --> 00:18:09,523
You know what your problem is?
363
00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:12,482
All you Amish,
you got low self-esteem.
364
00:18:12,482 --> 00:18:16,007
We are humble
in the eyes of God, Mr. Fitz.
365
00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:18,793
You wanna win, Caleb?
You wanna be number one?
366
00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:21,143
You gotta believe in yourself.
Christ, Sonja,
367
00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:23,276
how many times did I tell you to
believe in yourself?
368
00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:25,016
Whenever you wanted oral.
369
00:18:25,016 --> 00:18:26,322
Every day.
370
00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:27,976
Oral?
371
00:18:27,976 --> 00:18:29,282
I'll... explain later.
372
00:18:29,282 --> 00:18:31,588
Much later. Never.
373
00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:35,114
Caleb, are you awesome?
374
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,637
I believe I am.
375
00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:38,291
Then say it.
376
00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:40,162
I am... awesome.
377
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:41,859
Say it like
you fucking mean it!
378
00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:43,252
I'm fucking awesome!
379
00:18:43,252 --> 00:18:46,386
Yeah! Fix that buggy!
380
00:18:54,611 --> 00:18:57,310
It is indeed a fine buggy,
Sonja. Many thanks.
381
00:19:02,924 --> 00:19:05,318
Do you know what this means?
382
00:19:05,318 --> 00:19:08,190
Every farm has an old wreck.
383
00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:10,888
I can buy them;
Caleb can rebuild them...
384
00:19:10,888 --> 00:19:13,195
You're gonna start
your own thing?
385
00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:16,198
Is that so hard to believe?
386
00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:19,201
I'm actually quite capable,
not that you would know.
387
00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:22,204
I know you're capable...
and not just sexually.
388
00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:23,858
Who am I kidding?
389
00:19:23,858 --> 00:19:26,339
Nobody listens
to me here, either...
390
00:19:26,339 --> 00:19:28,906
especially Olaf.
391
00:19:28,906 --> 00:19:31,909
All they do is make fun of my
high cheek bones,
392
00:19:31,909 --> 00:19:33,259
and narrow hips.
393
00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:35,217
Ah, these backwood fucks
394
00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:37,045
wouldn't know a good
business opportunity
395
00:19:37,045 --> 00:19:38,481
if it buried its face
in your tits.
396
00:19:38,481 --> 00:19:41,702
Thank you... I think.
397
00:19:41,702 --> 00:19:45,271
There's a reason
I came to find you,
398
00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:49,318
and not just to
clear my name.
399
00:19:49,318 --> 00:19:51,407
Have you ever wondered
if a decision you made
400
00:19:51,407 --> 00:19:55,194
was the biggest mistake
of your life?
401
00:20:09,556 --> 00:20:12,907
Could someone please start?
402
00:20:12,907 --> 00:20:15,518
I believe you
must kiss one of us.
403
00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:24,223
No offence.
404
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,225
Oh, none taken.
405
00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:31,273
Oh... uh...
406
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:32,970
I'm confused by the mechanics.
407
00:20:32,970 --> 00:20:35,625
Should my hands be on you,
408
00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:38,324
or reaching around,
to my cousin?
409
00:20:38,324 --> 00:20:43,154
Well, you hands-- Oh!--they may
wander wherever they like.
410
00:20:43,154 --> 00:20:45,287
Then I apologize in advance
411
00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:47,420
if they are to grab where
they're not supposed to.
412
00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:49,770
Don't apologize.
It is okay.
413
00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:05,916
Hey! You didn't even notice
I was gone!
414
00:21:05,916 --> 00:21:07,962
Fuck, man.
415
00:21:16,884 --> 00:21:18,581
Richard?
Richard, it's Friday.
416
00:21:18,581 --> 00:21:21,236
Time to clear your name.
417
00:21:21,236 --> 00:21:22,716
Oh... Richard...
418
00:21:22,716 --> 00:21:24,631
What?
419
00:21:24,631 --> 00:21:28,287
Sonja... the whole point
in staying here
420
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:31,638
was to learn a little lesson in
humility from the Amish.
421
00:21:31,638 --> 00:21:34,031
You've done nothing to make
amends with Sonja.
422
00:21:34,031 --> 00:21:35,163
I'd argue that.
423
00:21:35,163 --> 00:21:37,339
All you did was
manipulate her into sex.
424
00:21:37,339 --> 00:21:40,255
I am my own person,
thank you very much.
425
00:21:40,255 --> 00:21:44,128
Sonja... is this true?
426
00:21:44,128 --> 00:21:47,523
I am a strong,
independent woman,
427
00:21:47,523 --> 00:21:50,439
and I can make my own choices,
428
00:21:50,439 --> 00:21:53,181
even if that means sleeping
with an ex-boyfriend,
429
00:21:53,181 --> 00:21:56,053
while my fiancé...
430
00:21:56,053 --> 00:21:58,360
Oh, my God.
What have I done?
431
00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:03,147
Olaf, please forgive me.
432
00:22:03,147 --> 00:22:06,542
Everything you touch,
you corrupt.
433
00:22:06,542 --> 00:22:11,330
I have just received word...
Edith has crashed her buggy.
434
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:14,637
She's lucky to still be alive.
435
00:22:14,637 --> 00:22:16,247
A condition which you
shall soon not share.
436
00:22:16,247 --> 00:22:20,339
Jesus, speak fucking English, chinstrap.
437
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:23,211
It's time to end this.
438
00:22:23,211 --> 00:22:27,171
I am the archangel of justice,
and I have come to smite thee.
439
00:22:27,171 --> 00:22:30,174
You tried to kill me before.
440
00:22:30,174 --> 00:22:32,438
You tried to kill all of us.
441
00:22:32,438 --> 00:22:35,528
Nope, just you, Fitzy.
442
00:22:35,528 --> 00:22:37,573
You held us all hostage,
443
00:22:37,573 --> 00:22:40,489
and terrorized everyone
I care about.
444
00:22:40,489 --> 00:22:44,841
How could you be so... so...
445
00:22:44,841 --> 00:22:46,321
so much like him?!
446
00:22:46,321 --> 00:22:48,323
I am nothing like him.
447
00:22:48,323 --> 00:22:51,195
While you were off,
testing your faith,
448
00:22:51,195 --> 00:22:53,763
I learned things on my Rumspringa...
449
00:22:53,763 --> 00:22:57,114
with the Christian
Patriot Militia.
450
00:22:57,114 --> 00:22:59,290
Shoot first...
451
00:22:59,290 --> 00:23:00,944
Pray later.
452
00:23:00,944 --> 00:23:04,252
I've only got a couple of days
left, and when I die,
453
00:23:04,252 --> 00:23:06,341
it's not gonna be in this
pile of cow shit.
454
00:23:06,341 --> 00:23:09,213
If you want to kill him,
455
00:23:09,213 --> 00:23:12,826
you're gonna have to
shoot me first.
456
00:23:12,826 --> 00:23:15,306
And me third!
457
00:23:17,308 --> 00:23:19,093
You...
458
00:23:19,093 --> 00:23:21,443
You would sacrifice yourself...
459
00:23:21,443 --> 00:23:22,444
for him?
460
00:23:22,444 --> 00:23:25,882
Deep down...
461
00:23:25,882 --> 00:23:28,798
I know he's worth saving.
462
00:23:39,069 --> 00:23:42,769
It's time for you to go.
463
00:23:42,769 --> 00:23:45,162
Elders will deal with you.
464
00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:50,341
I'm alive.
I'm Amish, but alive.
465
00:23:50,341 --> 00:23:53,214
That's right. Sonja Lester.
466
00:23:53,214 --> 00:23:55,259
Thank you, goodbye.
467
00:23:57,305 --> 00:24:00,177
I just have to go to the police
station and file a report,
468
00:24:00,177 --> 00:24:01,962
but you'll be fine.
469
00:24:01,962 --> 00:24:04,791
I guess I'll do that on
"travel to the city day".
470
00:24:04,791 --> 00:24:08,925
Not today?
471
00:24:08,925 --> 00:24:13,190
Once I thought it was
the plan... my plan...
472
00:24:13,190 --> 00:24:17,020
for us to be together,
get married, have kids...
473
00:24:17,020 --> 00:24:19,240
Whoa... Kids...
474
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:22,243
But, now I know it'll
never work between us.
475
00:24:22,243 --> 00:24:26,247
Because I don't have a future.
476
00:24:26,247 --> 00:24:28,858
That, and you're
a bit of a selfish dick.
477
00:24:31,295 --> 00:24:34,211
I'm glad you're not dead.
478
00:24:34,211 --> 00:24:36,692
I'm glad you have Larry.
479
00:24:36,692 --> 00:24:38,389
He loves you as much as I do.
480
00:24:38,389 --> 00:24:41,305
You're already leaving me. You
gotta kick me in the nuts too?
481
00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:57,757
What are you doing here?
482
00:24:57,757 --> 00:25:00,194
Sonja Lester just reported
herself alive.
483
00:25:00,194 --> 00:25:02,979
Richard Fitzpatrick's
off the hook.
484
00:25:02,979 --> 00:25:06,069
And let me guess,
you're going to confess.
485
00:25:06,069 --> 00:25:10,987
Nope. But you probably will.
486
00:25:10,987 --> 00:25:13,512
Chester, you didn't
frame anyone.
487
00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:16,340
I make my own decisions, and I
decided to plant the knife.
488
00:25:16,340 --> 00:25:18,734
Did you really think
you could stop me?
489
00:25:20,388 --> 00:25:22,912
Just remember...
490
00:25:22,912 --> 00:25:26,350
I'm the boss now.
491
00:25:31,878 --> 00:25:34,924
There must be something
we can do,
492
00:25:34,924 --> 00:25:37,361
some action to ward off
your impending doom.
493
00:25:37,361 --> 00:25:39,450
We can't just give up, Richard.
494
00:25:42,497 --> 00:25:44,281
Which way?
495
00:25:51,941 --> 00:25:53,987
Definitely that way.
496
00:26:00,123 --> 00:26:02,125
Ladies, Richard Fitzpatrick.
497
00:26:09,132 --> 00:26:13,049
♪ Moon river
498
00:26:13,049 --> 00:26:16,226
♪ Wider than a mile
499
00:26:16,226 --> 00:26:20,056
♪ I'm crossing you in style
500
00:26:20,056 --> 00:26:24,844
♪ Some day
501
00:26:24,844 --> 00:26:29,805
♪ We're after the same
502
00:26:29,805 --> 00:26:34,680
♪ Rainbow's end
503
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:38,553
♪ Waitin' round the bend
504
00:26:38,553 --> 00:26:42,688
♪ My huckleberry friend
505
00:26:42,688 --> 00:26:47,127
♪ Moon river
506
00:26:47,127 --> 00:26:49,782
♪ And me
507
00:27:04,231 --> 00:27:07,974
♪ Waitin' round the bend
508
00:27:07,974 --> 00:27:12,108
♪ My huckleberry friend
509
00:27:12,108 --> 00:27:16,635
♪ Moon river
510
00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:19,507
♪ And me
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