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I come from
a long line of heroes.
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Vikings, pirates, highwaymen.
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Adventure was our reward.
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Adventure, and all the women
we could plunder.
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Genetically, it's impossible
for me to be a pussy.
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Larry's ancestors,
they had their heads caved in
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by my ancestors.
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Look at him:
textbook wuss.
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"I lost my kidney a whole
week ago, doing a good deed.
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Fuss on me."
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Larry,
you're gonna--
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"I'm gonna pretend
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I care about you
because you make me money."
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"I'll do anything
to make you love me.
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Just please,
validate me."
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"Do, do, do-do--"
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Wait a minute,
is he talking about drugs?
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I'm talking about drugs.
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I got oxy, Percs,
horse tranqs.
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I don't remember
what this green one is.
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It's candy.
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Well, my natural filtration
system is compromised,
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so I really should avoid
any toxic substances.
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Yeah,
I'll take a Percocet.
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You can have
all the drugs you want,
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when you lose a kidney.
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Hold my calls.
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Um, I hate to be a bother,
but I...
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Oh. Of course.
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God dammit.
Why are you doting on him?
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You haven't wiped my ass
in months.
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That was one time.
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You know, Larry's not the only
one around here who's in agony.
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My nut bag is on fire
and no one's giving me any love.
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Why is your nut bag on fire?
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No reason.
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Oh! Fuck me hard in the ass,
that hurts.
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You have an STD?
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It's just a little
syphilitic sore.
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Syphilis?
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When were you planning
on telling me?
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Why do you have to be
such a selfish bastard?
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Maybe you should
flip through this.
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It might answer some of
your more pressing questions.
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Oh, Richard.
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Oh, boo-hoo.
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I gave her syphilis.
So shoot me.
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♪ Without you
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♪ I'd find my smile
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♪ Without you
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♪ I'd have won
by a mile ♪
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♪ Without you
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♪ Oh, life would be
so grand ♪
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♪ Without you
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♪ I'm half a man
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♪ Without you
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♪ Without you
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♪ Without you
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Well, this won't do.
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This won't do at all.
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Listen, Cara,
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thanks for your daily,
threatening phone call.
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Your consistency is awesome.
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But you're gonna need to
take care of Fitz on your own.
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I didn't do it.
I wasn't even here.
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This garage is a mess.
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There's grease and oil everywhere.
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I can feel my pores
clogging up
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just standing here,
talking to you.
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Okay, things
are going to change
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now that I am in charge.
First of all,
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we're sanitizing this place.
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Second of all--
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What the fuck was that?
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Three-way bolt-action,
extended barrel.
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Sniper!
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Get the fuck out of here.
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Let go of me.
What are you doing?
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- Quiet! Quiet.
- Okay, you know what?
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Sleeping with me if not gonna
get you any special privileges.
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Unless
you go down on me first.
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No! Forget that.
I'm seeing someone--
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Uh, Richard.
What are you doing?
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Get down, numb nuts.
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Haven't you ever
been shot at before?
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No.
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- Uh, never.
- Well, I have.
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And trust me, if you don't
wanna lose anything important,
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you get your asses
on the ground.
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You're imagining things.
That wasn't a shot.
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A rock just kicked up
from the ground
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at the same time
that a car backfired.
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Who would wanna shoot you?
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Are you kidding me?
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A pissed client
with road rage,
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Janet's dad, those
black-market kidney traders.
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Fuck, it could be anyone
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who just tested positive
for syphilis.
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Richard, paranoid delusions are
just another form of narcissism.
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Oh, and a common symptom
of tertiary stage syphilis.
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Incoming!
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Ah!
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Larry?
Are you all right?
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Oh, my God!
You've been hit.
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You still think I'm crazy?
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No, it's okay. It's just a
little seepage from my incision.
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Oh, God!
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Oh, thank God.
Let's get you to safety.
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Hey, Sonya.
A little help?
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You can
take care of yourself.
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I'm injured too!
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Yeah, STDs don't count.
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MAN [over radio]:
Unit 8. Shots fired.
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Vicinity of Commercial and Union.
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Fitzpatrick Motors.
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Unit 8 responding.
Shots fired, Fitzpatrick Motors.
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Rolling out.
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What have you got there?
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Tuna melt.
You?
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Turkey brie.
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Saul.
It's gonna be Saul.
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He's hired someone
to kill me
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so he can have
full custody of Justin.
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Can you keep a secret?
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I got some new product.
Big haul.
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I mean, it makes sense.
He called child services on me.
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Those Philippino
middle-schoolers
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are expanding their turf.
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Tough little fuckers.
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And then,
when that plan failed,
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he jumped
to this final solution.
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Oh, he calls himself a Jew.
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I mean, you sell to one kid
at recess--
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One kid at recess--
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He practically had a beard.
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And all of a sudden,
I'm the one that's encroaching?
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Josh! Josh!
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Where are you going?
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Get back here.
I'm scared!
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Oh, my God.
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What is that?
Is that--
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Is that personal?
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You can't keep personal stuff
in the garage, okay, Josh?
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I mean,
that is company policy.
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So I'm just--
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Okay, well, this time,
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I'm gonna let you off
with a verbal warning,
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but next time, I'm gonna
have to write you up, okay?
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So--
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What is happening there?
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It's a little something
me and the boys cooked up
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when we were pinned down
in Guam.
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Ah!
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We gotta get rid of it.
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All of it.
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Um, my body is a temple.
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Whoa! Fucking, fucking,
fucking fuck!
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Yeah, take a big one.
There you go.
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Yeah.
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Oh, for fuck's sake.
Couldn't you stay over there?
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Richard, we need to talk about
your syphilis.
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Now?
Yeah.
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I'm already dead.
That's it.
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I died in that car crash,
and you're my hell!
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Don't be silly.
You're not dead,
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and nobody's going to
kill you today.
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Not if I can help it.
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What if I'm not the target?
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What if
they're after Sonya?
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One of her one-night stands?
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I have only ever
been with two guys.
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Well, maybe this is
some of the old man's demons
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coming back to haunt him.
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Hell, for all we know,
you could be the target.
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What do we really
know about you, Larry?
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If that even
is your real name?
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What is it? Mob ties?
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Are you in witness protection
or something?
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Shush! We don't have time
for wild fantasies.
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Good morning,
Fitzpatrick Motors.
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How can I direct your call?
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The archangel of justice
is coming to smite thee.
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It's for you.
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Take a message?
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All right, all right!
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This is Fitz.
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When you woke up this morning,
did you think,
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"This could be
the day I die?"
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When you woke up this morning,
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did you think
you should see a respirologist?
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Seriously, you gotta
get that checked out.
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That's funny. You wanna hear
something else funny?
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Now, shut up and listen.
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All the doors
are booby-trapped,
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except for the front entrance.
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Anyone tries to sneak out,
and they're dead.
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What do you want?
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I want you
to walk out the front door
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so I can plaster your brains
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all over your precious
pre-owned merchandise.
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You leave the cars
out of this.
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You've got 30 minutes
to decide.
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If you don't
surrender yourself,
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everyone in there
is going to die.
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What did they say?
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You're all gonna die.
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I'm dehydrated, hungry,
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happy, and mellow.
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And scared.
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I'm really freaking out.
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Okay, I'm not going
to be able to triangulate
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the position of the sniper
if you don't keep it down.
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Oh, my God.
I forgot there was a sniper.
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Saul! Why does he
have to be so dramatic,
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just 'cause I'm dating again?
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Okay, unless
he was trained by the CIA,
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I don't think
that Saul is the shooter.
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Was Saul in the CIA?
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Oh, for--
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Is Rup on the no-fly list?
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Is Justin an informant?
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Oh, wow!
Maybe he's not even my kid!
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You do realise you gave
birth to him, don't you?
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Oh, my God.
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Really?
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Heidi, Adriana, Caylan,
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Jan-girl, Pigtails,
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Moans Loudly,
Dislocated Shoulder--
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Oh, did I ever
tell you that story?
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Uh, no. Richard,
this list is a little long
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for all the girls you've
slept with in the past month.
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I gotta remember
the entire month?
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Oh, boy.
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Yeah, well,
according to the doctor,
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that's how long you've been
infected with the syphilis.
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Syphilis sores have a maximum
28-day incubation period.
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I have my monthly Brazilian
scheduled for tonight.
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Fitz likes a manicured lawn.
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So it must've been
at least 28 days ago.
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If I don't get it today,
am I in the clear?
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You should still see a doctor.[Gunshot]
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Although,
from the sound of it,
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syphilis may be
the least of your issues.
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Hey, what the hell
are you doing?
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Well, we have to disclose your
STD to everyone on that list.
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Are you out of
your fuckin' mind?
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You want to attract
more snipers?
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Richard, I caught
a very interesting program
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on the radio this morning
about Eastern mysticism.
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Now, according
to ancient beliefs,
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if you do bad things
to the universe,
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you have to right
those wrongs.
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And hiding information
from people that it might harm
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is bad karma.
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Fuck karma.
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It's going to take
a lot more than penicillin
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to reverse the effects
of you spreading
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00:11:08,929 --> 00:11:10,278
your communicable disease,
buster!
259
00:11:10,278 --> 00:11:13,368
Jesus. Did Larry
get into my stash too?
260
00:11:13,368 --> 00:11:15,500
Okay! I'll start with calling
the women you slept with,
261
00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:16,806
"A" through "K."
262
00:11:16,806 --> 00:11:18,025
Josh, you take care of
"L" through "P."
263
00:11:18,025 --> 00:11:19,287
Meghan?
264
00:11:19,287 --> 00:11:21,202
Look at my bones.
265
00:11:21,202 --> 00:11:22,725
Uh, okay.
266
00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:25,336
Richard, maybe you should
take care of the rest, yeah?
267
00:11:25,336 --> 00:11:26,511
Okay, let's go!
268
00:11:28,122 --> 00:11:31,560
Look at my bones!
269
00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:33,562
Where is everybody?
270
00:11:33,562 --> 00:11:34,563
So, what are you doing later?
271
00:11:35,651 --> 00:11:37,044
God. "I might've
given you syphilis,"
272
00:11:37,044 --> 00:11:39,002
is the worst icebreaker ever.
273
00:11:40,308 --> 00:11:41,483
Yeah, I got something
I gotta tell you.
274
00:11:41,483 --> 00:11:42,440
You wanna get together
for drinks later?
275
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,621
Uh-huh. Oh!
276
00:11:49,621 --> 00:11:52,537
Hey, Dislocated Shoulder
sends her regards.
277
00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:55,323
"Go, Fitz, go"? Yeah,
you remember me now, don't you?
278
00:11:55,323 --> 00:11:59,283
Listen, um, there's something
I gotta tell you.
279
00:11:59,283 --> 00:12:01,546
No, it's purely
for medicinal reasons.
280
00:12:01,546 --> 00:12:03,635
Doctors prescribe it
for STDs all the time.
281
00:12:03,635 --> 00:12:05,550
Let me just put you down
for half a quarter.
282
00:12:07,988 --> 00:12:10,773
Do you remember last week when
we were in the Tilt-A-Whirl?
283
00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:12,296
Yeah.
284
00:12:12,296 --> 00:12:13,558
Something I gotta tell you.
285
00:12:15,778 --> 00:12:17,432
Waste of fuckin' time.
286
00:12:17,432 --> 00:12:20,696
Once again, Larry,
your plan is full of holes.
287
00:12:20,696 --> 00:12:22,611
Well, you might
feel better to know
288
00:12:22,611 --> 00:12:25,179
that my window of infection
is over.
289
00:12:25,179 --> 00:12:29,313
I have thoroughly inspected
myself, and I am STD-free.
290
00:12:29,313 --> 00:12:30,880
Yes.
Yeah.
291
00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,926
'Cause that's what's been
weighing on my head today.
292
00:12:32,926 --> 00:12:34,536
Thank God.
Crisis averted.
293
00:12:34,536 --> 00:12:38,192
You really don't care
that someone is out there
294
00:12:38,192 --> 00:12:41,456
shooting at us
because of something you did?
295
00:12:41,456 --> 00:12:44,546
You really don't care
if I live or die today,
296
00:12:44,546 --> 00:12:49,333
that I have never been to Paris,
eaten lobster,
297
00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:52,206
or owned a small,
furry pet.
298
00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:53,555
Are you done?
299
00:12:53,555 --> 00:12:56,514
No.
No, you know what?
300
00:12:56,514 --> 00:12:57,994
You deserve this.
301
00:12:57,994 --> 00:13:01,998
Yeah. The STDs, the turning-
your-back-on-your-friends,
302
00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:04,305
and the way you treat Larry.
303
00:13:04,305 --> 00:13:07,743
I am surprised the snipers
didn't get to you sooner.
304
00:13:07,743 --> 00:13:12,269
To think that I wasted all of
this time on such a--
305
00:13:12,269 --> 00:13:14,445
A waste.
306
00:13:17,187 --> 00:13:20,277
So, mouth-turd,
any more bright ideas?
307
00:13:20,277 --> 00:13:23,106
Well, I noticed
there was one name
308
00:13:23,106 --> 00:13:25,848
you forgot to put on the list
of "A" through "K"s.
309
00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:28,546
Starts with "Ali,"
ends with "Devin."
310
00:13:28,546 --> 00:13:30,766
She's a woman scorned, Richard.
311
00:13:30,766 --> 00:13:31,985
Who knows
what she's capable of?
312
00:13:31,985 --> 00:13:35,945
How far she's sunk?
Hmm?
313
00:13:52,309 --> 00:13:54,442
You're a nice guy, right?
314
00:13:54,442 --> 00:13:57,184
Of course I am.
315
00:13:57,184 --> 00:14:00,448
And we're having a nice time?
316
00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:02,537
Mm-hm.
317
00:14:02,537 --> 00:14:06,236
I can think of a few ways
to make it...
318
00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:11,198
nicer.
319
00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:14,462
Why don't we
take things slow?
320
00:14:14,462 --> 00:14:17,160
I mean, it's just that
I don't want to repeat
321
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:21,164
all those same mistakes
I've made in the past.
322
00:14:21,164 --> 00:14:23,471
What kind of mistakes
are you talking about?
323
00:14:23,471 --> 00:14:26,169
Oh, uh, well, you know.
324
00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:29,564
I've just been with
a lot of guys
325
00:14:29,564 --> 00:14:32,610
who aren't as nice.
326
00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:37,528
Were you ever nice to
any of those not-so-nice guys?
327
00:14:37,528 --> 00:14:38,442
Chester!
328
00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:41,184
I mean,
Richard Fitzpatrick.
329
00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:42,403
Did you guys ever--
330
00:14:42,403 --> 00:14:44,927
I was never
nice to Fitz, okay?
331
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,929
And frankly,
if someone took him out today,
332
00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:48,583
I wouldn't shed a tear.
333
00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:50,715
Shh. Alison.
334
00:14:52,761 --> 00:14:54,850
Oh, okay.
335
00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:57,548
Mm.
336
00:15:13,651 --> 00:15:15,262
This has gone far enough.
337
00:15:15,262 --> 00:15:18,482
Not quite. That walking
pustule still has a head.
338
00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:20,354
Please,
as a sign of good faith,
339
00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:22,182
could you at least
let one of us go?
340
00:15:22,182 --> 00:15:24,575
Fine. One of the peons
can be released.
341
00:15:24,575 --> 00:15:25,750
Thank you.
Oh, thank God.
342
00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:27,970
Finally.
Oh, I'd fuck a goat
for a roti.
343
00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:29,885
Larry, you're the one
who needs medical attention.
344
00:15:29,885 --> 00:15:31,060
You should go.
345
00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:33,933
Sonya, you are so kind
and thoughtful,
346
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,543
which is why
it should be you.
347
00:15:35,543 --> 00:15:37,110
Do any of you mind
if it's me?
348
00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:38,241
I desperately have to
dip my balls
349
00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:39,982
in a bath
of calamine lotion.
350
00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:41,157
- That's disgusting.
- Blech.
351
00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:42,767
Hey, where's Meghan?
352
00:15:47,294 --> 00:15:50,210
I'm coming Rupy!
353
00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:51,602
That selfish bitch!
354
00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:55,519
Trust me.
It's probably for the best.
355
00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:57,652
Don't you see?
This is a clear sign.
356
00:15:57,652 --> 00:16:00,698
We disclosed your disease, and
the universe has rewarded us,
357
00:16:00,698 --> 00:16:02,439
by getting Meghan
out of our hair.
358
00:16:02,439 --> 00:16:04,006
Whoopee!
359
00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:06,574
Yes! And since we agreed that
Ali, as a legal professional,
360
00:16:06,574 --> 00:16:09,272
would use a more
discreet means of killing you--
361
00:16:09,272 --> 00:16:11,231
Poison.
Oleander, most likely.
362
00:16:11,231 --> 00:16:13,102
Yeah, crushed into
a fragrant and deadly broth.
363
00:16:13,102 --> 00:16:14,234
That's good thinking, Josh.
364
00:16:14,234 --> 00:16:15,844
That would really
just finish him off.
365
00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:17,019
I'm standing right here.
366
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:18,586
Right. I'm sorry.
367
00:16:18,586 --> 00:16:20,066
Other suspects,
let's see.
368
00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:23,417
Someone who can stake out
a sight from long range,
369
00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:27,029
stand their ground
in a negotiation,
370
00:16:28,378 --> 00:16:29,336
a single-minded determination
371
00:16:29,336 --> 00:16:31,294
to do what
they know is right.
372
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:40,521
No.
I got nothing.
373
00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:41,783
Yeah, me neither.
374
00:16:47,571 --> 00:16:48,529
What do you want, Josh?
375
00:16:48,529 --> 00:16:50,052
Cara, you--
376
00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:51,314
You gotta stop.
377
00:16:51,314 --> 00:16:55,710
These people:
Larry, Ken, Sonya, Fitz,
378
00:16:57,668 --> 00:16:59,061
they're my friends.
379
00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:01,977
Richard Fitzpatrick
is not your friend.
380
00:17:01,977 --> 00:17:02,978
That's not--
381
00:17:02,978 --> 00:17:03,979
That's not true.
382
00:17:03,979 --> 00:17:05,546
He's my BFF.
383
00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:07,591
You know,
you don't know him like I do.
384
00:17:07,591 --> 00:17:09,376
Cara, you--
385
00:17:09,376 --> 00:17:11,421
You gotta stop.
386
00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:13,641
What exactly
do you want me to stop?
387
00:17:13,641 --> 00:17:15,512
All right, when I said, "Take
care of Fitz no your own,"
388
00:17:15,512 --> 00:17:17,514
I didn't mean, "Put
Fitzpatrick Motors under siege
389
00:17:17,514 --> 00:17:19,516
with snipers rifles and--"
390
00:17:20,648 --> 00:17:22,563
Oh, yeah.
Ha-ha.
391
00:17:27,568 --> 00:17:29,613
Shit.
392
00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:34,183
Okay, now, if Set A is all
the women Richard slept with
393
00:17:34,183 --> 00:17:36,577
and didn't call back,
and Set B
394
00:17:36,577 --> 00:17:39,362
is all the customers you
low-balled and didn't reimburse,
395
00:17:39,362 --> 00:17:42,278
then I'm pretty sure
we'll find our culprit
396
00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:45,977
somewhere
in this intersection.
397
00:17:45,977 --> 00:17:49,459
Ooh! What about all
the loan sharks he's slept with
398
00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:51,331
and never paid back?
399
00:17:51,331 --> 00:17:52,680
Excellent input, Sonya.
400
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:56,553
I'll just add
that new variable right here.
401
00:18:00,644 --> 00:18:02,385
What? Spit it out.
402
00:18:02,385 --> 00:18:03,778
Uh, you know
that junior survivalist
403
00:18:03,778 --> 00:18:05,823
that's been
hanging around a lot?
404
00:18:05,823 --> 00:18:09,914
Well, um, I'm pretty sure
she's killed before.
405
00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:14,789
You see?
This isn't about sex or cars,
406
00:18:14,789 --> 00:18:17,139
or unpaid sexy loan sharks,
407
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:19,794
just some psychopath,
forgot to take her lithium.
408
00:18:19,794 --> 00:18:21,491
Which still could have
been avoided.
409
00:18:21,491 --> 00:18:23,450
If you disclosed
your venereal disease earlier,
410
00:18:23,450 --> 00:18:25,887
then bad karma
wouldn't be raining down on us
411
00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:28,368
in the form of
actual sniper fire.
412
00:18:28,368 --> 00:18:29,760
Well, you're just as crazy
413
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,197
as that bi-polar psycho
out there with the gun.
414
00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:35,418
Hey, she's not bi-polar,
she's bi-curious.
415
00:18:35,418 --> 00:18:37,768
You really don't think
this is all connected, Richard?
416
00:18:37,768 --> 00:18:40,684
Then why is it the one person
you left off your list
417
00:18:40,684 --> 00:18:43,165
of sexual partners
is also the only one
418
00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:45,994
that can help us put a stop
to that young woman?
419
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:49,389
What can I do to stop her?
420
00:18:49,389 --> 00:18:52,087
Oh. No, I'm sorry, Sonya.
I should've been more clear.
421
00:18:52,087 --> 00:18:55,003
I meant Ali. So...
422
00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:59,268
You slept with Ali too?
423
00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:00,617
Uh--
424
00:19:00,617 --> 00:19:02,489
Ugh!
425
00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:26,948
Whoa! Phone!
426
00:19:26,948 --> 00:19:27,949
Hello?
427
00:19:27,949 --> 00:19:29,646
Hey, doll face.
428
00:19:29,646 --> 00:19:30,778
What do you want?
429
00:19:30,778 --> 00:19:31,996
Just a chat.
Catch up.
430
00:19:31,996 --> 00:19:33,563
I have to
go to the bathroom.
431
00:19:33,563 --> 00:19:34,869
I thought you should know,
432
00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:36,653
your deranged little
foot soldier's gone all
433
00:19:36,653 --> 00:19:39,221
trench coat mafia and is taking
pot shots at my dealership.
434
00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:41,876
Even if I did believe you,
435
00:19:41,876 --> 00:19:44,226
why are you
not calling the police?
436
00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:46,228
We did.
437
00:19:46,228 --> 00:19:47,882
Oh, of course.
438
00:19:47,882 --> 00:19:51,015
And they're not coming because
nobody cares enough to help you?
439
00:19:51,015 --> 00:19:52,408
Why should I?
440
00:19:52,408 --> 00:19:55,455
You're many things, Ali Devin:
a hot piece of tail,
441
00:19:55,455 --> 00:19:58,153
a pistol in the sack,
a shitty lawyer,
442
00:19:58,153 --> 00:19:59,633
but accessory to murder?
443
00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:01,939
How would that look
on the old résumé?
444
00:20:03,506 --> 00:20:04,551
Ali?
445
00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:05,552
Ali, are you still--
446
00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:14,038
Do you mind if we wait, like,
another 20 minutes?
447
00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:17,085
We have to go to
Fitzpatrick Motors.
448
00:20:17,085 --> 00:20:18,217
You're kidding.
449
00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:20,436
You're not kidding.
450
00:20:20,436 --> 00:20:22,699
As much as I hate him,
451
00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:24,832
Richard Fitzpatrick
could be in serious trouble
452
00:20:24,832 --> 00:20:28,270
with a mentally unstable
teenage girl.
453
00:20:30,490 --> 00:20:32,405
Are you sure
this is bullet proof?
454
00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:33,884
What do I look like,
a doctor?
455
00:20:33,884 --> 00:20:35,277
What do you think
you're doing?
456
00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:36,931
It's time to face
your accusers, Richard.
457
00:20:36,931 --> 00:20:39,107
And since you won't do it,
I'll do it for you.
458
00:20:39,107 --> 00:20:40,456
Stop it.
459
00:20:40,456 --> 00:20:41,849
Larry,
I don't know about this.
460
00:20:41,849 --> 00:20:43,285
It's okay, Sonya.
461
00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:46,114
It's time I live by example,
practice what I preach.
462
00:20:46,114 --> 00:20:48,464
I am nice to the universe,
and the universe is nice to me.
463
00:20:48,464 --> 00:20:51,337
Plus, I want lunch.
464
00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:52,990
Oh, I get it.
465
00:20:52,990 --> 00:20:54,992
Not only do I get blamed for
some deranged fuckin' sniper,
466
00:20:54,992 --> 00:20:57,125
but numbskull here
thinks he's gonna play hero?
467
00:20:57,125 --> 00:21:00,389
Fuck that.
468
00:21:00,389 --> 00:21:01,999
I've got your back, Fitzy.
469
00:21:06,613 --> 00:21:08,223
Um...
470
00:21:11,487 --> 00:21:14,185
You want me?
Come and get me!
471
00:21:14,185 --> 00:21:16,405
Take your best shot!
472
00:21:19,147 --> 00:21:20,148
Hey.
473
00:21:23,804 --> 00:21:25,675
Hello?
474
00:21:25,675 --> 00:21:27,982
Hey, where are you going?
I'm here to help!
475
00:21:27,982 --> 00:21:30,941
I'm handy with explosives!
476
00:21:49,090 --> 00:21:50,309
Richard?
477
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:51,484
Richard, wait!
478
00:21:51,484 --> 00:21:53,312
Wait! It doesn't
have to end like this!
479
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,315
Told you
this was just a hoax.
480
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,708
Richard Fitzpatrick
is the boy who cried wolf.
481
00:21:58,708 --> 00:22:00,188
An attention-seeking
whiner, who--
482
00:22:05,411 --> 00:22:06,586
I don't wanna die!
483
00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:18,598
Cara, what do you think
you're doing?
484
00:22:18,598 --> 00:22:21,252
Openly shooting
at Richard Fitzpatrick
485
00:22:21,252 --> 00:22:23,080
isn't going to
solve anything.
486
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:24,778
It wasn't me.
487
00:22:24,778 --> 00:22:27,084
You didn't
just shoot that gun?
488
00:22:27,084 --> 00:22:30,174
Uh, no, I mean, I did.
489
00:22:30,174 --> 00:22:34,309
It was an accident,
but I just got here.
490
00:22:34,309 --> 00:22:36,529
Bullshit, kid. If it
wasn't you, then who was it?
491
00:22:36,529 --> 00:22:39,183
The gun,
the empty casings,
492
00:22:39,183 --> 00:22:43,274
the bag full of explosives,
493
00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:47,148
they could be anyone's.
494
00:22:47,148 --> 00:22:50,543
Besides, even if they were mine,
it wouldn't matter,
495
00:22:50,543 --> 00:22:53,415
'cause someone else
will be back here tomorrow.
496
00:22:53,415 --> 00:22:57,550
Look, Cara,
I am really sorry.
497
00:22:57,550 --> 00:23:01,641
I know things didn't turn out
the way you planned.
498
00:23:01,641 --> 00:23:03,294
But that's life.
499
00:23:03,294 --> 00:23:05,514
Sometimes,
you have to compromise.
500
00:23:05,514 --> 00:23:07,342
You have to settle
501
00:23:07,342 --> 00:23:10,780
for things that
you never thought you'd have to.
502
00:23:10,780 --> 00:23:13,827
I swear, it wasn't me.
503
00:23:13,827 --> 00:23:15,916
I was outside your window
all day,
504
00:23:15,916 --> 00:23:18,309
watching Chester
get handsy with you.
505
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:21,661
Oh, Cara,
you need help.
506
00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:25,360
You don't understand.
507
00:23:28,232 --> 00:23:30,583
Just let me help you.
508
00:23:33,542 --> 00:23:36,327
Ooh.
509
00:23:37,328 --> 00:23:38,460
Traitor.
I got her, Fitzy.
510
00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:41,376
Only after
you acted as my spy.
511
00:23:41,376 --> 00:23:42,464
What's she talking about?
512
00:23:42,464 --> 00:23:43,987
Look at his cell phone.
513
00:23:43,987 --> 00:23:46,207
The pictures,
the text messages.
514
00:23:46,207 --> 00:23:48,688
You'll see.
He's not your friend, after all.
515
00:23:48,688 --> 00:23:50,298
I-I don't know what happened.
516
00:23:50,298 --> 00:23:52,343
I caught her in your office snooping,
517
00:23:52,343 --> 00:23:53,649
and I tried to stop her,
and next thing I know,
518
00:23:53,649 --> 00:23:54,824
she's everywhere, man!
519
00:23:54,824 --> 00:23:56,826
At the porn shoot,
at the bachelor party,
520
00:23:56,826 --> 00:23:59,263
planting pipe bombs
at all the exits.
521
00:23:59,263 --> 00:24:00,700
Hey, man,
let me get this straight.
522
00:24:00,700 --> 00:24:02,963
You're in cahoots
with this psycho?
523
00:24:02,963 --> 00:24:04,617
Kinda.
524
00:24:04,617 --> 00:24:07,402
Selling her my secrets to help
her sabotage my legal defence?
525
00:24:07,402 --> 00:24:09,317
I wouldn't
call it "sabotage."
526
00:24:09,317 --> 00:24:11,362
Only to provoke her
to start shooting at me?
527
00:24:11,362 --> 00:24:12,581
I'm not the shooter.
528
00:24:12,581 --> 00:24:16,585
Fitzy, my man,
you got it all wrong.
529
00:24:17,978 --> 00:24:20,371
Thanks very much,
Julius Rosen-bong.
530
00:24:20,371 --> 00:24:21,982
You're dead to me.
531
00:24:23,592 --> 00:24:26,073
Still think you're besties?
532
00:24:28,249 --> 00:24:29,772
Ooh.
533
00:24:31,382 --> 00:24:34,168
Oh, you were so brave.
534
00:24:34,168 --> 00:24:35,386
And in your condition.
535
00:24:35,386 --> 00:24:37,214
Thank you,
thank you, Sonya.
536
00:24:37,214 --> 00:24:40,174
I just have one more matter
I need to attend to.
537
00:24:45,396 --> 00:24:47,224
What the fuck's going on
out here?
538
00:24:48,399 --> 00:24:51,664
- Oh, same old, same old.
- Nothing, really.
539
00:24:51,664 --> 00:24:53,013
Yeah.
540
00:24:53,013 --> 00:24:54,623
Okay.
541
00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:58,975
Oh, thanks.
542
00:24:59,976 --> 00:25:02,544
She's not a bad kid.
543
00:25:02,544 --> 00:25:05,939
How goes the mild ride on
the teacups with Mr. Adequate?
544
00:25:05,939 --> 00:25:08,202
Is it meeting
your lowered expectations?
545
00:25:10,378 --> 00:25:12,075
I talked
with the commanding officer.
546
00:25:12,075 --> 00:25:13,468
If we can't sweep this thing
under the rug,
547
00:25:13,468 --> 00:25:15,209
we can certainly
cut her a deal.
548
00:25:15,209 --> 00:25:18,038
Make sure she isn't tried
as an adult.
549
00:25:18,038 --> 00:25:20,257
Thank you, Chester.
550
00:25:20,257 --> 00:25:21,824
You're always there for me.
551
00:25:25,959 --> 00:25:28,091
Yeah, well,
I gotta get home.
552
00:25:28,091 --> 00:25:30,224
My fuckin' nuts
are killing me.
553
00:25:30,224 --> 00:25:31,921
I know what you mean, brother.
554
00:25:34,620 --> 00:25:36,056
Wait a minute.
I don't.
555
00:25:36,056 --> 00:25:37,536
What are you talking about?
556
00:25:42,192 --> 00:25:43,498
Nothing.
557
00:25:43,498 --> 00:25:44,760
I'll, um--
558
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:45,935
I'll tell you later.
559
00:25:45,935 --> 00:25:47,328
Are you kidding me?
560
00:25:47,328 --> 00:25:49,765
Richard, have you
learned nothing from today?
561
00:25:49,765 --> 00:25:51,550
Tell me what.
562
00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:55,205
Richard has syphilis.
563
00:25:55,205 --> 00:25:58,557
Yeah, you probably
want to see your doctor.
564
00:26:01,429 --> 00:26:03,213
Wait a minute. Why would
she have to see her doctor,
565
00:26:03,213 --> 00:26:05,607
if you two
have never slept together?
566
00:26:19,882 --> 00:26:21,014
Chester!
567
00:26:25,105 --> 00:26:27,150
Last name
on the list, Richard.
568
00:26:27,150 --> 00:26:28,108
We--
569
00:26:28,108 --> 00:26:29,283
We did the right thing.
570
00:26:35,985 --> 00:26:37,987
Great.
571
00:26:41,774 --> 00:26:44,603
Paranoid?
That's bullshit.
572
00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:46,996
Richard Fitzpatrick doesn't have any reason to be paranoid.
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