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Any dealer worth their shit
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knows that the first rule
of dealing with a couple
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is "divide and conquer."
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So--
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Fallen for the
mini van myth, huh?
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Okay.
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What mini van myth?
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It's affordable,
it's practical.
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It's a death trap.
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I've heard that.
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The wife's expecting
the husband
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to quarterback the deal.
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It's up to me to turn him
into a lay-down.
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Close your eyes
for a second.
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Go ahead,
close your eyes.
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It's 3:26
in the morning,
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everyone in the house
is fast asleep.
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Waaah!
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Could baby be sick?
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Gotta get to
the hospital.
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Off we go in
the mini van.
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Or you can blast
the fruit of your loins
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to the emergency room
in a 231 horsepower
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rocket of safety!
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With heated leather seats.
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I will not have
blood on my hands.
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We are buying
the mini van.
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And that's when I land
the coup de grâce.
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That's French for
"kick in the nuts."
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Well?
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You're the boss.
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I'll get started
on the paperwork.
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When I walk back out there,
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he'll buy the Z3
for full sticker
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just to prove he's in charge.
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Larry says we shouldn't use
head games to sell cars.
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It's not fair.
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Newsflash, honey:
life isn't fair.
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If it was, there'd be
enough of me to go around.
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Which reminds me--
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What are you doing later?
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I am not just
a receptionist anymore,
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so you can't use me
as a sex toy.
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I'm a sales person like you.
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Fuck me.
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They're taking the SUV.
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Well, I could've
shown you the SUV,
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but you were very clear
on your price point.
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And unlike some people,
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I wouldn't want to
push you into a car
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that you couldn't afford.
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Oh, you can't put
a price tag on love.
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Besides,
you're worth it.
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Oh, you're
worth it.
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He's worth it.
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You've got to be
fucking kidding me.
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Not in front of the baby.
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♪ Without you
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♪ I'd find my smile
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♪ Without you
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♪ I'd have won by a mile
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♪ Without you
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♪ Oh life could be
so grand ♪
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♪ Without you
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♪ I'm half a man
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♪ Without you
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♪ Without you
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♪ Without you
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Larry, I'm proud of you.
Great numbers.
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Eight cars in two days.
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I'm happy you're happy, sir.
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I'm fucking furious.
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I've got one real salesman
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and a herd of
slack-jawed inbreds.
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Oh, uh--
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I'm sure we're all
trying our hardest.
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This is a car lot,
not a circle jerk.
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He's a fucking selling machine.
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Watch him, study him,
mimic him.
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Sell a car today
or your ass is grass.
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Shit, I've been here for 5 years
and I haven't sold a car.
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What am I supposed to do?
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Who is that guy?
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Remember your
blood pressure, sir.
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Deep breaths, deep breaths!
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Eight cars?
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Sonya, these numbers
can't be right.
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Run them again,
would you, babe.
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Uh, let's see.
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One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
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Yep, nope,
it all checks out.
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He's got to be doing
some kind of scam.
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Not at all.
He's totally legit.
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Nah. No one's that good,
except for me.
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I don't know.
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I've been watching Larry,
studying him.
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He's got this laser focus.
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He's like a warrior monk.
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He doesn't eat or sleep.
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He just sells cars
and bugs you.
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I don't even think
he goes to the bathroom.
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What about women?
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I think they go.
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Does he like women?
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I don't know. I don't think
I've ever seen him with one.
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See, he's like a warrior monk.
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He doesn't eat or sleep.
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He just sells cars and bugs--
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Why do you always walk away
from me when I'm--
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It's about time
you got here.
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I called you
over an hour ago.
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I am a single
mother now.
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Excuse me for making sure
my child had a baby sitter.
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Don't apologize,
just be more punctual.
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Do you think
Larry likes women?
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That's your emergency?
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A Larry question?
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You couldn't have
called me on the phone?
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Why do you even care
what team he plays on?
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If I can focus Larry's
energy on some broad,
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then he's not selling cars.
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No car sales, no Larry.
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Trying to get Larry laid?
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Nice.
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You know, if anyone around here
deserves sex, it's me.
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I haven't had sex
in over six months.
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Oh, for fuck's sake,
just put on something slutty
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and go into any bar.
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Someone's bound to be
drunk enough to take you home.
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It's how I meal Saul.
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Sex with him: "meh."
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I want great sex.
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I want, like, hot, dirty,
push me up against the wall,
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lick my face,
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take me from behind.
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Like, something really special,
like in the movies.
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I hear Larry's available.
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Fuck you, Dick.
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Fuck you very much.
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Told you not to call me that.
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Oh, that's the stuff.
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You stole my customers today.
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No, I didn't--
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And when you did,
I had an epiphany.
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Only a real Fitzpatrick
could steal customers from me.
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Richard, recognizing
our bond is the first step
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towards reintegration.
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That's why I want to welcome you
officially to the family.
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Oh.
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By getting you laid.
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Yeah, that's, um--
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No, I appreciate the offer,
but you don't have to--
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because if I didn't, uh--
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Ah, I'm fine.
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You like dudes,
is that it?
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No.
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No. Even when I was inside
of you, I wasn't gay.
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Uh, I just mean that
I'm your conscience.
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Right? So every woman
that you've had,
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I've had too.
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No way you could've got
a tenth of my trim.
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I mean, look at me.
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Now look at you.
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Okay.
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Now look at me again.
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Ah--
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Ah.
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All those women, hmm?
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All those lies.
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Richard, you're not going to
find emotional fulfilment
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in a string of
meaningless conquests.
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Gosh, Larry, you're right.
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We should discuss this--
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Over drinks.
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Boys' night out!
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Yeah.
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Yeah!
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Any time, sweetheart.
Just put that on the tab, okay?
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Gentlemen, to the heart.
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And to relationships
built on
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a foundation of love and understanding.
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I'll fucking
punch you, man.
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Larry, a good woman
is like a new car.
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Do you know what I mean by that?
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Yes, I do.
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You treat her with respect, and
everything will run smoothly.
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No.
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She smells good
and makes your dick hard.
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Ah, fuck.
I had that one.
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I suppose that is also
technically correct,
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depending on the circumstances.
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Larry, you follow
my simple rules
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and your pecker will always
find a hole to screw, okay?
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Number one:
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Find the most inebriated woman
in the bar.
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Or try to meet a nice woman
who matches your interests.
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Gosh, and where would I find
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a woman who likes
drinking and fucking?
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There's one.
Dance floor.
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Good eyes.
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Number two: get her
more inebriated.
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Pineappletini
for the lady, stat.
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And a glass of water as well.
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Keep her hydrated.
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And three: don't talk. Dance.
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At least if you get shot down,
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you can always cop a feel.
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Observe.
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Ask her about herself!
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Hey, yeah, so, uh--
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Where was I?
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Oh yeah--
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Rule number four: take her home,
make mad, passionate love to her
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until she passes out,
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and then make mad, passionate
love to her one more time.
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Richard, can't you see how
shallow and meaningless this is?
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Stagette, 2:00.
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Stiggety-stagette.
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Bachelorettes are the
casual sex trifecta.
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I love this song!
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They're loaded, horned up,
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and so guilty the next morning,
they kick you out.
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I know.
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She's perfect.
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Woo!
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I fell, I fell!
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She's perfect.
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♪ Maybe it's the way
you touch me ♪
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This may sound retarded,
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but I never believed
in love at first sight
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until I saw you.
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Buy me a light beer
and I'll fuck you.
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♪ Lost in love
is what I feel ♪
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♪ When I'm with you
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♪ Baby
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Larry?
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Oh, I've been worried sick!
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Shh! Keep your voice down.
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When you didn't answer your
phone, I figured the worst,
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so I drove around all night
looking for your car.
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And I hope your
new lady friend doesn't mind,
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but I kind of broke her window.
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Can you just help me
find my shirt
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so we can get out of here.
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There's something I need
to tell you, okay?
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Janet is, uh--
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She's special.
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Oh, I'll say she's special.
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She's got this trick
with her tongue
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she calls her
"toad in the hole."
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No, no, no.
Um--
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She's really "special."
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Tell me in the car, okay?
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Rule number five:
once you get in, get out.
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You're leaving?
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Ah, there's my shirt.
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I thought you liked me.
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I do. I do.
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I'll be back, baby, I will, because...
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You broke this stallion.
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He means he likes you.
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Jesus, Larry.
She's not fucking retarded.
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Oh my gosh,
I like you too!
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I like you so,
so much.
265
00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:24,727
Oh my gosh,
266
00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:26,207
wait till I tell Betty.
267
00:11:26,207 --> 00:11:28,122
She's gonna be so jealous.
268
00:11:29,601 --> 00:11:31,125
Hey, Betty.
Guess what.
269
00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:32,692
I just had sex!
270
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,911
With a boy!
271
00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:36,696
I know. I met him
at the dance last night
272
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,306
and he's so cute.
273
00:11:38,306 --> 00:11:39,394
Say hi. Say hi, Richard.
274
00:11:39,394 --> 00:11:41,744
Hi. Hi.
275
00:11:41,744 --> 00:11:43,572
We're sorry. Your call could
not be completed as dialled.
276
00:11:43,572 --> 00:11:45,095
Please make sure you have
the correct number--
277
00:11:45,095 --> 00:11:46,880
Oh. Special.
278
00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:48,446
Special.
279
00:11:48,446 --> 00:11:49,970
Janet?
280
00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:51,798
Janet, I hear voices.
Did you leave your TV on?
281
00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:53,277
No, Daddy!
282
00:11:53,277 --> 00:11:54,191
I just had sex!
283
00:11:54,191 --> 00:11:56,019
Sex?
284
00:12:00,197 --> 00:12:01,808
Dad?
Woo!
285
00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:05,768
Well, pleased to
meet you, sir. Larry.
286
00:12:05,768 --> 00:12:07,161
Which one of you perverts
touched my little girl?
287
00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:08,989
It was him,
it was him.
288
00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:10,338
You sick son of a bitch!
289
00:12:10,338 --> 00:12:11,339
She's 32.
290
00:12:11,339 --> 00:12:12,732
And brain damaged.
291
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,385
Daddy, I have had sex before.
292
00:12:14,385 --> 00:12:16,605
She's got the mental capacity
of a 14 year old!
293
00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:18,346
Stop it or I will
hold my breath!
294
00:12:18,346 --> 00:12:19,913
Okay, let's split the
difference. She's 18.
295
00:12:19,913 --> 00:12:20,914
Actually, that's nine.
296
00:12:20,914 --> 00:12:22,002
Shut up, Larry.
297
00:12:22,002 --> 00:12:23,351
No, no, because if you split
298
00:12:23,351 --> 00:12:24,744
the difference between
32 and 14, you get 18.
299
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,049
You split that difference,
you get nine.
300
00:12:26,049 --> 00:12:27,050
Shut up, Larry!
301
00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:28,269
Son of a bitch!
302
00:12:28,269 --> 00:12:29,270
Janet, calm down!
303
00:12:30,967 --> 00:12:32,795
...I'm going to squeeze them
so tight, you'll cry.
304
00:12:32,795 --> 00:12:34,797
Seriously, Larry.
Shut the fuck up.
305
00:12:34,797 --> 00:12:37,278
Is he telling
the truth, asshole?
306
00:12:37,278 --> 00:12:40,020
Do you love
my little girl?
307
00:12:40,020 --> 00:12:41,238
With all my--
308
00:12:41,238 --> 00:12:42,413
Heart?
309
00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:44,676
You love me?
310
00:12:44,676 --> 00:12:49,246
'Cause, Richie,
I love you so much.
311
00:12:51,205 --> 00:12:54,425
Oh, Richie.
312
00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:02,912
Cara, what are you doing?
313
00:13:02,912 --> 00:13:04,435
I know, I know, we're
all still reeling
314
00:13:04,435 --> 00:13:07,264
from Chester Vince's
misguided decision
315
00:13:07,264 --> 00:13:09,136
to suppress the
overwhelming evidence
316
00:13:09,136 --> 00:13:10,528
against Richard Fitzpatrick.
317
00:13:10,528 --> 00:13:12,182
Well, people are innocent
until proven guilt, okay?
318
00:13:12,182 --> 00:13:13,314
Even him.
319
00:13:13,314 --> 00:13:15,316
But then I remembered
what you said
320
00:13:15,316 --> 00:13:17,057
about needing a witness
to the accident.
321
00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:19,450
I'm not going to let you
purger yourself.
322
00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:21,191
I don't need to.
323
00:13:21,191 --> 00:13:23,063
You already have one.
324
00:13:23,063 --> 00:13:25,195
A witness? Really?
325
00:13:25,195 --> 00:13:26,240
Who?
326
00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:28,198
Your mom.
327
00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:36,163
That's impossible.
She's in a coma.
328
00:13:38,165 --> 00:13:42,299
No, she's in a waking coma.
329
00:13:42,299 --> 00:13:45,346
She's been aware of her
surroundings from the beginning
330
00:13:45,346 --> 00:13:47,391
but hasn't been able
to communicate.
331
00:13:47,391 --> 00:13:49,567
Until now.
332
00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:50,873
Ask her a question.
333
00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:53,963
Any question, just as long
as it's yes or no.
334
00:13:53,963 --> 00:13:58,315
Remember, one beat for yes,
two for no.
335
00:14:01,362 --> 00:14:05,018
Mom, can you hear me?
336
00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:09,761
Well, I'm glad to see
337
00:14:09,761 --> 00:14:12,503
the accident didn't spoil
your sense of humour.
338
00:14:12,503 --> 00:14:16,246
Cara, this is wonderful.
339
00:14:16,246 --> 00:14:18,292
Thank you.
340
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,252
Oh.
341
00:14:22,252 --> 00:14:24,864
Oh, okay.
342
00:14:38,138 --> 00:14:39,879
Richard, you look exhausted.
343
00:14:42,229 --> 00:14:44,709
Of course I'm exhausted,
344
00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:49,018
because brain-damaged sex
fucking rocks.
345
00:14:49,018 --> 00:14:51,194
Excuse me?
346
00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:52,195
And I've had it all, man.
347
00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:55,459
Cougars, jailbait, doubles,
348
00:14:55,459 --> 00:14:57,331
triples, mothers and daughters,
349
00:14:57,331 --> 00:14:58,941
maybe a tranny, I'm not sure--
350
00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:00,247
I was loaded.
351
00:15:00,247 --> 00:15:03,641
But none of it was as good
as sex with Janet.
352
00:15:03,641 --> 00:15:06,340
How can you take
advantage of her
353
00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:09,125
when you know she's
mentally challenged?
354
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:11,649
I mean, I've fucked
stupid women before,
355
00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:13,086
and I've fucked women stupid,
356
00:15:13,086 --> 00:15:15,262
but sex with Janet is--
357
00:15:15,262 --> 00:15:16,393
That's Olympic-level boning.
358
00:15:16,393 --> 00:15:21,007
Well, special
Olympic-level boning.
359
00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:24,445
Oh, okay, no,
this is wrong.
360
00:15:24,445 --> 00:15:25,968
All wrong, okay?
361
00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:29,058
Janet is an innocent.
362
00:15:29,058 --> 00:15:32,018
Her love is pure
and unconditional,
363
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:34,063
and I wanted you
to feel that love.
364
00:15:34,063 --> 00:15:36,413
Oh, I did.
365
00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:37,806
Several times last night.
366
00:15:37,806 --> 00:15:39,025
No, no, no.
Not use it to satisfy
367
00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:43,072
your own sick perversions.
368
00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:45,074
Bird's gotta fly, baby.
369
00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:47,207
Richie?
370
00:15:47,207 --> 00:15:50,688
I made us a mix tape
of all the songs we listen to
371
00:15:50,688 --> 00:15:55,171
every time we, um,
S-E-X each other.
372
00:15:56,651 --> 00:15:57,913
Leave the room, Larry.
373
00:15:57,913 --> 00:16:00,437
Richard, you told her father
you loved her.
374
00:16:00,437 --> 00:16:01,786
Man was a paratrooper.
375
00:16:01,786 --> 00:16:05,007
A happy death.
376
00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:06,661
Richard, you can
beat this, okay?
377
00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:07,749
Just breathe with me.
378
00:16:07,749 --> 00:16:09,925
Get out.
379
00:16:09,925 --> 00:16:11,144
You look very nice.
380
00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:13,189
Thank you.
381
00:16:15,322 --> 00:16:16,845
Rar!
382
00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:19,848
Yeah!
383
00:16:19,848 --> 00:16:20,849
Ooh.
384
00:16:23,286 --> 00:16:25,723
Get over here, kitty.
385
00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:28,770
Who's been a bad kitty?
386
00:16:28,770 --> 00:16:31,033
Rar!
387
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:33,688
Mmm, ready to lick those
whiskers, huh?
388
00:16:33,688 --> 00:16:36,082
Ooh, show me
your tail.
389
00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:28,395
Mother fucker.
390
00:17:32,355 --> 00:17:35,097
Hi, I'm Meghan.
391
00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:36,229
Hi.
392
00:17:36,229 --> 00:17:37,578
I'm a tourist.
393
00:17:37,578 --> 00:17:38,709
I like long walks on the beach
394
00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:40,711
and dancing in the rain.
395
00:17:40,711 --> 00:17:44,237
My turn-offs are phoney people
and fast runners.
396
00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:46,978
Okay, okay.
Let's just take a second here.
397
00:17:46,978 --> 00:17:50,895
We've both done things
neither of us are proud of,
398
00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:53,898
so let's just call it even
399
00:17:53,898 --> 00:17:56,379
and walk away.
400
00:17:56,379 --> 00:17:58,860
Oh, dangerous.
401
00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:00,122
Get up.
402
00:18:03,908 --> 00:18:05,345
Oh, God!
403
00:18:05,345 --> 00:18:07,738
You're gonna suck that tongue
right out of my mouth.
404
00:18:07,738 --> 00:18:09,131
Uh-huh.
You said you like that.
405
00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:10,306
Yeah, uh--
406
00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:12,700
Could you at least
take the helmet off?
407
00:18:18,053 --> 00:18:19,924
Okay, um, let's--
408
00:18:19,924 --> 00:18:21,970
Let's just take a little break
for a second, okay?
409
00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:25,843
Oh my God.
410
00:18:25,843 --> 00:18:27,018
Are you breaking up with me?
411
00:18:27,018 --> 00:18:29,630
Richie, don't leave me,
412
00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:31,284
'cause everyone, they all think
413
00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:33,242
we're awesome together,
especially Betty.
414
00:18:33,242 --> 00:18:34,852
Please don't leave me.
415
00:18:34,852 --> 00:18:35,940
Jesus. Jesus,
Janet. Relax.
416
00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:37,028
Relax, okay?
417
00:18:37,028 --> 00:18:38,029
Just take it easy.
418
00:18:38,029 --> 00:18:39,205
I just--
419
00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:40,380
I just need a little
break, that's all.
420
00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:43,252
Do you want me to
put it in my mouth?
421
00:18:43,252 --> 00:18:44,819
I will. I'll put it
in my mouth.
422
00:18:44,819 --> 00:18:47,952
Just please don't leave me!
423
00:18:47,952 --> 00:18:49,998
Okay, I--
424
00:18:49,998 --> 00:18:53,132
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
425
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:56,483
Just hold that thought, okay,
and stay right here, okay?
426
00:18:58,876 --> 00:19:00,574
Kelly, what a surprise.
427
00:19:00,574 --> 00:19:02,184
You really should've
called first.
428
00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:03,620
I'm kind of in the middle
of something.
429
00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:05,100
Do you think you could
fit me in later?
430
00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:08,277
Does this stuff really work
on sane, intelligent women?
431
00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:09,409
I don't know.
432
00:19:09,409 --> 00:19:10,888
Why don't we discuss it
over a drink?
433
00:19:10,888 --> 00:19:13,761
No, this isn't actually
a social call, Mr. Fitzpatrick.
434
00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:15,719
I just came down here to see
the look on your face
435
00:19:15,719 --> 00:19:17,808
when I tell you that tomorrow
morning the county is filing
436
00:19:17,808 --> 00:19:19,941
attempted manslaughter
charges against you.
437
00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:21,812
Hm.
438
00:19:21,812 --> 00:19:25,120
Not quite the reaction
I was expecting.
439
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:26,339
Oh, come on.
440
00:19:26,339 --> 00:19:27,818
We both know what this is.
441
00:19:27,818 --> 00:19:29,864
This is the end of you.
442
00:19:29,864 --> 00:19:31,474
I have a witness.
443
00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:33,607
A witness who will testify
to the fact that you were
444
00:19:33,607 --> 00:19:35,217
driving the car that put
my mother in a coma.
445
00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:37,698
Who, that twisted
little girl scout?
446
00:19:37,698 --> 00:19:40,048
My mother.
447
00:19:40,048 --> 00:19:41,658
Your comatose mother?
448
00:19:41,658 --> 00:19:44,444
Celebrate your last night
as a free man.
449
00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:46,054
You know what?
450
00:19:46,054 --> 00:19:47,882
Have a drink on me.
451
00:19:47,882 --> 00:19:50,580
Thanks.
452
00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:52,800
You are pathetic.
453
00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:55,933
I'll take a sympathy fuck.
454
00:20:00,895 --> 00:20:02,375
Thought I told you
to wait in the office.
455
00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:04,115
I know, but baby,
I missed you.
456
00:20:04,115 --> 00:20:05,769
I missed you so much.
457
00:20:05,769 --> 00:20:08,685
Hitting on me while your latest
conquest is in the other room.
458
00:20:08,685 --> 00:20:09,860
Classy.
459
00:20:10,992 --> 00:20:12,646
Yeah, like Richie would
ever hit on you.
460
00:20:12,646 --> 00:20:14,125
Oh, what's that
supposed to mean?
461
00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:15,866
Um, it means you're
not his type.
462
00:20:15,866 --> 00:20:17,694
Oh, I am so his type.
463
00:20:17,694 --> 00:20:19,000
You--
464
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,567
Not that this would ever happen.
465
00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:22,351
I mean, there's no chance in
hell that this would ever happen
466
00:20:22,351 --> 00:20:24,832
'cause he is not my type.
467
00:20:24,832 --> 00:20:26,094
I would never be that desperate.
468
00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:28,139
I'll see you in court.
469
00:20:32,579 --> 00:20:34,407
Come on, let's do that thing
with the trophies again.
470
00:20:34,407 --> 00:20:35,451
I, uh--
471
00:20:35,451 --> 00:20:37,627
I really gotta
get back to work.
472
00:20:41,762 --> 00:20:43,067
You are breaking up with me.
473
00:20:43,067 --> 00:20:44,721
No
474
00:20:44,721 --> 00:20:47,550
I hate you!
475
00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:51,815
I hate you, I hate you,
I hate you, I hate you!
476
00:20:51,815 --> 00:20:53,817
You are such a jerk.
477
00:20:53,817 --> 00:20:54,949
What are you doing
with my keys?
478
00:20:54,949 --> 00:20:56,342
I'm going to
scratch your car.
479
00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:59,083
No, no, not the Alpha.
480
00:20:59,083 --> 00:21:00,824
Not the Alpha!
481
00:21:00,824 --> 00:21:02,043
I hate--
482
00:21:08,441 --> 00:21:10,791
Now the helmet makes sense.
483
00:21:10,791 --> 00:21:12,575
I don't want to die.
484
00:21:12,575 --> 00:21:14,229
I don't want to
fucking die.
485
00:21:14,229 --> 00:21:16,057
I'm not going to
kill you, silly.
486
00:21:16,057 --> 00:21:18,146
I just want the date
you promised me.
487
00:21:18,146 --> 00:21:19,321
I didn't promise
you anything.
488
00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:21,758
The date you promised me--
489
00:21:21,758 --> 00:21:24,283
With your eyes.
490
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:25,675
Hey, Rosa!
491
00:21:25,675 --> 00:21:27,024
Hola.
492
00:21:30,811 --> 00:21:33,683
This reminds me of the time
493
00:21:33,683 --> 00:21:35,859
that I was camped out on a ridge
for four days in East Timor,
494
00:21:35,859 --> 00:21:37,383
waiting for my target.
495
00:21:37,383 --> 00:21:38,775
He never shows, right,
496
00:21:38,775 --> 00:21:40,516
and I got a bullet
with his name on it,
497
00:21:40,516 --> 00:21:42,083
so I'm fuckin' pissed.
498
00:21:42,083 --> 00:21:45,173
Turns out he choked himself
to death while jerking off.
499
00:21:45,173 --> 00:21:46,827
Yeah, this is
exactly like that.
500
00:21:46,827 --> 00:21:48,785
Look, all I'm trying
to say is, uh--
501
00:21:48,785 --> 00:21:51,310
Fuck, what was I
trying to say?
502
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,442
Uh, government
sanctioned execution,
503
00:21:53,442 --> 00:21:54,965
auto-erotic asphyxiation--
504
00:21:54,965 --> 00:21:56,271
Just go with the flow, man!
505
00:21:56,271 --> 00:21:58,795
Being charged with
attempted manslaughter,
506
00:21:58,795 --> 00:22:02,451
I can't exactly
just go with the flow.
507
00:22:02,451 --> 00:22:05,802
I need people to see me
for the lovable scamp that I am.
508
00:22:05,802 --> 00:22:07,500
We've got to get rid of her.
509
00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:10,590
Please tell me you're just
giving Janet a trolley ride
510
00:22:10,590 --> 00:22:13,680
and the trolley ride is not
a euphemism for something.
511
00:22:14,898 --> 00:22:16,552
Everything's candy apples,
numb nuts.
512
00:22:16,552 --> 00:22:17,727
What did you do?
513
00:22:17,727 --> 00:22:18,815
Nothing.
514
00:22:18,815 --> 00:22:20,774
I'm totally innocent,
for once.
515
00:22:20,774 --> 00:22:22,645
Richard, this kind of thing
516
00:22:22,645 --> 00:22:24,778
is exactly what I'm trying
to save you from.
517
00:22:24,778 --> 00:22:26,606
From your own salacious desires.
518
00:22:26,606 --> 00:22:28,434
You're supposed to be
on a healing journey
519
00:22:28,434 --> 00:22:29,957
of self-discovery,
520
00:22:29,957 --> 00:22:32,612
not engaged in some twisted
sexual game like this.
521
00:22:32,612 --> 00:22:33,917
Especially on company time.
522
00:22:33,917 --> 00:22:37,007
Jesus, Larry. Judge much.
523
00:22:37,007 --> 00:22:39,662
I am here to help you.
524
00:22:47,844 --> 00:22:50,586
Oh!
Winner by knockout!
525
00:22:50,586 --> 00:22:51,805
Or technical knockout.
526
00:22:51,805 --> 00:22:53,546
It's different.
527
00:22:55,852 --> 00:22:57,114
Well, yeah,
he's still breathing.
528
00:22:59,203 --> 00:23:00,553
Load 'em up.
529
00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:10,911
Hey, Rosa.
530
00:23:10,911 --> 00:23:12,347
Hola.
531
00:23:18,788 --> 00:23:20,442
Roy? It's Richard.
532
00:23:20,442 --> 00:23:21,443
Richard!
533
00:23:21,443 --> 00:23:22,488
Janet's missing.
534
00:23:22,488 --> 00:23:23,880
Missing?
535
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:25,665
Some guy broke into
the apartment and took her.
536
00:23:25,665 --> 00:23:27,710
I think he was on drugs.
537
00:23:30,017 --> 00:23:32,672
Drugs. Drugs.
538
00:23:32,672 --> 00:23:36,458
Yeah, he said something about
the Highland Motel, room 17.
539
00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:40,462
I don't know why he was
so specific.
540
00:23:40,462 --> 00:23:42,508
Just hurry, okay?
541
00:23:42,508 --> 00:23:43,987
I love her--
542
00:23:43,987 --> 00:23:46,207
So much.
543
00:23:46,207 --> 00:23:48,035
Okay, this is perfect.
544
00:23:48,035 --> 00:23:49,645
Once everybody finds her,
545
00:23:49,645 --> 00:23:51,691
poor Janet's reputation
will be ruined.
546
00:23:51,691 --> 00:23:53,693
And if I'm real lucky,
547
00:23:53,693 --> 00:23:55,999
Roy'll take care of Larry
when he gets here.
548
00:23:59,568 --> 00:24:01,483
I'm only recently
back on the market.
549
00:24:03,703 --> 00:24:05,618
My husband sort of left me
a few weeks ago.
550
00:24:05,618 --> 00:24:07,141
I know, I can hardly
believe it myself.
551
00:24:07,141 --> 00:24:08,316
Like, "What?"
552
00:24:08,316 --> 00:24:10,187
But I hope what's happening here
553
00:24:10,187 --> 00:24:14,322
is I'm going to change
this energy that I'm feeling.
554
00:24:14,322 --> 00:24:15,889
But you should know--
555
00:24:15,889 --> 00:24:18,500
I have a son.
556
00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:20,633
I know, I look very youthful,
not like I would have a child,
557
00:24:20,633 --> 00:24:22,417
but I do.
558
00:24:22,417 --> 00:24:26,073
But I'm not just a mother.
559
00:24:26,073 --> 00:24:28,510
I'm also a woman.
560
00:24:28,510 --> 00:24:31,774
I have needs and desires.
561
00:24:33,297 --> 00:24:34,995
I changed my mind.
562
00:24:34,995 --> 00:24:36,213
Kill me now.
563
00:24:37,388 --> 00:24:39,129
The police!
564
00:24:39,129 --> 00:24:41,610
Help, help!
I'm in here!
565
00:24:41,610 --> 00:24:43,351
Babe, you've
got to be quiet--
566
00:24:43,351 --> 00:24:44,613
Ow! Jesus!
567
00:24:44,613 --> 00:24:48,312
I bruise easy, man!
568
00:24:48,312 --> 00:24:49,400
Oh!
569
00:24:51,402 --> 00:24:55,494
I don't want to hurt you,
but I will.
570
00:24:57,713 --> 00:24:58,845
Show time.
571
00:25:00,803 --> 00:25:02,370
Officer! Officer!
572
00:25:02,370 --> 00:25:04,372
Room 17. Please hurry.
573
00:25:16,036 --> 00:25:17,559
Right over there.
574
00:25:17,559 --> 00:25:19,735
My daughter's in there!
575
00:25:19,735 --> 00:25:21,128
Yes.
576
00:25:21,128 --> 00:25:22,651
Yes, and the woman I love.
577
00:25:24,610 --> 00:25:26,742
Drop the gun!
578
00:25:26,742 --> 00:25:28,135
What the fuck is that?
579
00:25:28,135 --> 00:25:29,266
Richie!
580
00:25:29,266 --> 00:25:30,659
Ah!
581
00:25:30,659 --> 00:25:32,400
I dunno, but he's
high jacking your shake-down.
582
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:33,575
Don't do this.
583
00:25:33,575 --> 00:25:36,839
I'm the fucking victim here.
584
00:25:36,839 --> 00:25:37,971
Did I want to be
a purse snatcher?
585
00:25:37,971 --> 00:25:39,929
I'm a palaeontologist!
586
00:25:39,929 --> 00:25:42,062
Mother fucker.
587
00:25:42,062 --> 00:25:43,585
You know what kind of
jobs there are
588
00:25:43,585 --> 00:25:46,457
for freelance
fucking palaeontologists?
589
00:25:46,457 --> 00:25:47,676
Jack and shit.
590
00:25:47,676 --> 00:25:49,156
So put the gun down
591
00:25:49,156 --> 00:25:52,594
before I blow her ass meat
all over the parking lot.
592
00:25:52,594 --> 00:25:54,465
You hurt her, you little prick,
I'll kill you!
593
00:25:54,465 --> 00:25:56,511
Oh, yeah.
And me too.
594
00:25:56,511 --> 00:25:58,295
You're a palaeontologist.
595
00:25:59,949 --> 00:26:01,603
Everyone shut up.
596
00:26:01,603 --> 00:26:03,257
Shut the fuck up!
597
00:26:03,257 --> 00:26:06,608
Okay, let's all
just calm down.
598
00:26:06,608 --> 00:26:08,044
No one has to get hurt.
599
00:26:08,044 --> 00:26:10,569
Yeah, right.
600
00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:13,006
Do what I say.
601
00:26:13,006 --> 00:26:14,660
I want a chopper,
a million bucks in cash,
602
00:26:14,660 --> 00:26:17,184
a new pair of pants
603
00:26:17,184 --> 00:26:18,446
and a long, hot shower.
604
00:26:18,446 --> 00:26:20,100
With soap.
605
00:26:20,100 --> 00:26:21,884
Lots of it.
606
00:26:21,884 --> 00:26:23,190
Oaf!
607
00:26:23,190 --> 00:26:24,365
Daddy!
608
00:26:26,149 --> 00:26:27,150
Ooh.
609
00:26:27,150 --> 00:26:28,499
Oh, Daddy!
610
00:26:28,499 --> 00:26:29,805
Keep still.
611
00:26:29,805 --> 00:26:32,373
Good work, son.
612
00:26:32,373 --> 00:26:35,594
He tried to attack me.
613
00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:36,769
She attacked me.
614
00:26:36,769 --> 00:26:38,945
Oh!
615
00:26:38,945 --> 00:26:40,424
Yeah, attacking mentally
challenged girls and old women.
616
00:26:40,424 --> 00:26:42,470
You're going away
for a long time.
617
00:26:43,645 --> 00:26:46,474
Who the fuck are you
calling old?
618
00:26:46,474 --> 00:26:48,563
You're a hero, son.
619
00:26:48,563 --> 00:26:50,217
You're an honest-to-God hero.
620
00:26:52,872 --> 00:26:54,134
Richard!
621
00:26:54,134 --> 00:26:56,136
Oh!
622
00:26:56,136 --> 00:26:57,398
Did you see Larry rescue me?
623
00:26:57,398 --> 00:26:59,835
I really like Larry.
624
00:26:59,835 --> 00:27:03,056
Oh, but don't worry...
625
00:27:03,056 --> 00:27:05,319
You're still my boyfriend.
626
00:27:06,407 --> 00:27:08,409
Janet, Let's go.
627
00:27:09,889 --> 00:27:11,542
That's sweet.
628
00:27:11,542 --> 00:27:14,067
♪ Like a painted picture
629
00:27:14,067 --> 00:27:17,940
♪ You're standing
across the room ♪
630
00:27:17,940 --> 00:27:18,941
Bye!
631
00:27:18,941 --> 00:27:20,464
Bye, Larry! Bye, Richie!
632
00:27:20,464 --> 00:27:21,988
I love you! I love you, Richie!
633
00:27:21,988 --> 00:27:23,424
Call me!
634
00:27:24,425 --> 00:27:25,600
Don't fucking touch me.
635
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:27,907
Okay.
636
00:27:27,907 --> 00:27:31,562
♪ One after another
637
00:27:31,562 --> 00:27:34,435
♪ They are all trying
to take you home ♪
638
00:27:37,307 --> 00:27:40,659
♪ After saying nothing
639
00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:46,099
♪ You'd rather spend
the night alone ♪
640
00:27:46,099 --> 00:27:50,407
♪ How could she see me?
641
00:27:50,407 --> 00:27:54,281
♪ I'll make my move
642
00:27:54,281 --> 00:27:59,286
♪ Then I see she's waving
at the guy behind me ♪
643
00:28:06,293 --> 00:28:10,471
♪ At the guy behind me
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