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Mm.

When you look at me like that,
I don't know how I managed

all these years
without you next to me.

Well, you weren't exactly
lacking for company.

No, this is different.

Yeah, for me, too.

I can't wait to start spending
the rest of my life with you.

We are going to have
a real marriage.

No holding back.
No playacting.

You can tell me anything
and I'll always love you.

Nothing will ever
come between us.

Well, I have to be
the luckiest man alive.

You're beautiful, intelligent,

sensitive,

and you're all mine.

She's irrational,
she's stubborn,

she won't listen to reason,

she's out of control--
out of control!

Jim, just calm down.

She's always been
headstrong,

but now he's put her
up in that hotel

like they're starring
in their own version of Pretty Woman!

He's not "putting her up"
at that hotel.

They live there.

How could she accept a ring
from a guy

that she's only known
for three weeks?

Maybe, if we're lucky,
it'll be a long engagement

and they'll both come
to their senses.

Maybe if we're lucky,
one of them

will get hit by a cement mixer

and they'll be laid up
for three years. Jim...

Guys, if I could interject
for one minute here.

I can't help thinking this all
has a very familiar ring to it.

You mean, like with Dylan?

No, no, no.
No.

With Dylan, they were playing house.

Yes, and we knew
they'd be

at each other's throats
in three days.

And they never talked
about getting married.

Hello?

Uh, yeah, just one second.

I'll get him for you.

Dad, it's Rene from Lawrence
Carson's office, for you.

Jim Walsh.

Uh... What?

Today?

Yeah, I think I can rearrange
my schedule...

One o'clock.

Yeah, that'll be fine.

Okay, thanks.

What... Jim,
what is it?

The Carsons want to meet
with us.

They've invited themselves over
for lunch.

Does that mean we RSVP
to them?

I think I just did.

You know, Larry Carson is
not the world's

most spontaneous human being.

His schedule is usually booked
for weeks in advance.

They're obviously just as upset
about this thing as we are.

Yeah.

Maybe, between the four of us,

we'll be able
to restore some...

vague semblance of reality here.

Everything is gonna work out.

Donna, come on, we're
gonna be late.

Ugh, if Kelly were here, I could
borrow her black clogs.

Yeah, well, thank God she's not.

Oh, I liked it better
when you used to be late.

Wait, let me
just grab

a granola bar
from the kitchen.

Donna, you can get
something on campus.

David, I'm starving.

Hi, Donna.

You're back.

Yeah, I came to pick up
a few things.

I'll make it quick.

The quicker,
the better.

Oh, you guys are being
ridiculous.

There's nothing to be
angry about.

This is all about the lawyers
and that damn deposition.

Donna, just cool it,
all right?

No, I won't cool it.

You guys are
my best friends.

With friends like that,
who needs enemies?

You know what, Kelly,
you're the psych major.

Why don't you tell me why your
mother is doing this to him?

Listen, David...

your dad has always been
nice to me,

but I don't want to see Erin
get hurt.

She's only two years old.

Do you really think
it's gonna make a difference?

Maybe not now, but this is
about the rest of her life.

No, Kelly, this is
about your mother

being lonely and miserable
and taking it out on my father.

Come on, Donna,
let's get out of here.

We're already
late for class.

I'll call you later, okay?

Ah, I'll get it.

Cool. Don't keep
me waiting.

Yo! KEG House.

Steve Sanders?

Let me check.

Who should I say is calling,
please?

Laura?

Uh, you just missed him.

He just left for class.

Yeah, sure, I'll tell him.

Okay.

What'd you do
to that girl, man?

She's writhing on the floor.

She's begging for it.

Look, don't make a
big deal out of it.

She's a nice girl.
It just didn't work out.

Whatever you say.

Third time she's called.

So, now, Jim and
Cindy think

that they're all gonna form
a united front to stop her.

Yeah, bro, your sister's
a piece of work, I'm telling you.

You know what bothers me
the most about this?

She's gonna wind up
with another trip

to Paris out of this,
you watch.

Yeah, a few more
boyfriends, she'll have

enough frequent flyer miles,
she can go for free.

Man, she's gonna wrap Stuart
around her little finger,

just like she does
everybody else.

I think this time,
it's gonna be more like

an albatross
around her neck.

You know, you keep dropping all
these hints about Stuart, man.

What's the deal
with him, anyway?

No comment.

What does that mean?

That means I already tried

to get in the middle of
your sister's love life, man.

I did more harm
than good.

So from now on,
she's on her own.

Even if she's gonna
marry the guy?

Hey. They're just engaged.

Andrea. Hi.

Hi, Laura.

Oh, after that chemistry
experiment we had,

I'll never have another
French fry again.

I guess it'll take
more than that for me.

You went to West Beverly,
didn't you?

Mm-hmm.

But don't hold it against me.

Why would I hold it against you?

I'm just kidding.

Some people have ideas.

Oh.

Well, when you were
in high school,

did you know a Steve Sanders?

Yeah, very well.
He's one of my closest friends.

Yeah, he seems like
a really nice guy.

We have a "Folklore and
Mythology" class together.

You wouldn't know how I can get
in touch with him, would you?

I don't know.

He, uh... well, he spends a lot
of time at the KEG House.

Yeah, see, I tried there,

but I don't think he's getting
my messages.

The thing is,
is that I missed

one of my classes and I thought
maybe I could borrow his notes.

I don't know
how good they'll be.

Yeah, well, I'd still like
to talk to him, anyway.

Could you give me
his home phone number?

Uh, sure.

I think I have it right here.

Use this.

Oh, that's okay,
I have a piece of paper. Okay.

You know, that's one thing
I really love about college:

all kinds of people
coming together

from all sorts of places;

even people that you would
least expect.

He doesn't do his reading,

he doesn't do his assignments,

all he wants to do is
watch TV and play basketball,

so I'm thinking maybe he needs
someone who speaks his language;

someone who knows how
to get through to him,

'cause I obviously don't.

All right, let me tell you
something about D'Shawn.

The dropout rate in
his high school was 42%.

He's the first person in his
family ever to go to college.

He's only the second person
in his family

to graduate high school.

He's a smart kid.

I know; that's what's
so frustrating about it.

I mean, with midterms
coming up next week,

I don't think he's gonna be

eligible to play on the team
this season.

What do you think about asking
D'Shawn to join us

when Lucinda and I have you over
for dinner?

I didn't know we had
definite plans.

Well, I think if you meet
in a more relaxed atmosphere,

away from the pressures
and the roles

you normally have to play...

Am I interrupting something?

Oh, no, not at all.
Come on in, sweetie.

You remember Brandon.

Sure.

Nice to see you again, Brandon.

Yeah, you too.

I was just talking to him

about he and D'Shawn
coming for dinner.

Do you like spicy food?

Yeah. I guess.

Well, great,
then you're in luck.

She's got all these native
recipes from Guatemala

that are out of this world.

Yeah, it'll be fun.

I love getting to know
my husband's students.

Thank you.

Chardonnay...

and an extra
dry martini.

Thank you.

Jim, this is perfect.

Glad you like it.

And we're very glad that
we could all get together

and discuss our
children's engagement.

I'm sure you have as many
concerns about it as we do.

Well, it certainly
caught us by surprise.

Especially since
they've only known each other

for a couple of months.

Three weeks.

Hi.

Well, here's
the happy couple now.

Brenda...

you look wonderful.

-Hi.
-Is this a new suit?

Stuart just bought
it for me.

You know, your son is
spoiling me.

Oh, well, he takes after his father.

Thank you.

Jim, Cindy.

Or would it be okay if
I just called you Mom and Dad?

I thought it was gonna be
just the four of us.

Well, it is their wedding.

They ought to have some say
in it, don't you think?

Now that we're all here,
let's get down to business.

Shall we sit?
Good idea.

Jim, as you well know,

I've never been one
to beat around the bush.

Now I know you've done very well
for yourself.

You've got a nice little
practice going.

But I want to tell you,
nothing would give me

more pleasure

than if you would
let me pay for the wedding.

Father has so much tact.

Well...

Poor Larry doesn't know what he's getting himself into.

I've been talking to the
wedding coordinators.

By the time we're
finished with this,

my poor husband is going
to have to build

a whole new city
just to pay for it all.

Well, I mean,
what-what-what exactly

are we really talking
about here?

Well, naturally,
we have a lot of obligations.

I mean, from our side alone,

we're looking at between
350, 400 people.

Just a few of their
closest friends.

So how many guests
would you like to invite?

Well, I-I... I really
haven't the slightest idea.

Oh, dear.

I hope I haven't
offended anyone.

Cindy, Jim, we want
you to be involved

in absolutely every decision.

C-Cindy and I...

kind of, uh,
hoped that...

the children
could wait a while.

Wait...

-Dad...
-Well...

Oh, no, no, no, we couldn't
agree with you more.

We were thinking

a June wedding would be perfect.

That is, if it doesn't bother
Stewie's allergies.

Uh, Mother...

Oh...

Listen, I've got to say
one thing about my son:

He may be irresponsible,

he may be immature,

he may be spoiled rotten,

but, for once in his life,
he made a snap decision

that is right on the money,
don't you think?

Well...

Good.

Then it's all settled.

The ladies will spend
the next six months arguing

over their color schemes,

while we try to figure out

how to come up with the cash.

Oh, Larry...

Isn't he awful?

He's terrible.

Um...

Listen, I'm sorry.

It figures they'd try
to turn our wedding

into a three-ring circus.

And my parents are
so negative about us,

it's ruining everything.

Well, there is a way
around it, you know.

What?

We hop on a plane
to Las Vegas tonight

and we do it ourselves.
Tonight?

We know we're gonna
get married,

so why postpone
the inevitable?

I can't think
of a single reason why.

We'll grab our things
and we won't tell a soul.

There is one person
that I have to tell.

Are you crazy?

Mom and Dad are gonna kill you.

Look, after tonight,
I'll be out of their control.

There's nothing that they can do
about it.

Brenda, this all seems
a little impetuous.

I mean, have you given
this any thought at all?

I've been doing nothing but
thinking about it for weeks.

Yeah, but not like this.

I mean, the two of you are
acting like fugitives.

Why do I have to keep on
explaining myself to everyone?

Look, Brandon, I was really
hoping for your blessing.

I mean, you're the only
one I can turn to.

Then I guess you have
my blessing.

Thank you.

Do you realize the next time
you see me,

I'll be Mrs. Stuart Carson?

Oh, uh, one more thing:
Whatever you do,

don't tell Mom and
Dad, okay? Promise?

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Tenderness...

Still hanging out
at the Peach Pit, huh, McKay?

That's what
it looks like.

Mm... the old
high school hangout.

Hard to break old habits, huh?

No. I just like
the food.

I guess you're
one of those guys

that can't handle
change too well.

Maybe I just don't try to fix
something that isn't broken.

Or maybe you just can't face
what's already breaking up.

Ooh, you're
so subtle, John.

You know, Kelly tells me

she doesn't want to see
you anymore.

Hmm.

But every time I turn around,
she's still with you.

Yeah.

So I figure you must have
some kind of hold on her.

Kelly can see
whoever she wants.

She knows that.

But why she'd want
to see you,

that's just beyond me.

That's right, McKay...

..it is beyond you.

I don't like that kid.

Even when he was
in high school,

I always knew there'd be
trouble whenever he showed up.

Yeah.

Let me ask you
something, Nat:

I've been with
a lot of girls.

Why is it the only two
I ever loved

are running around
with total dirtbags?

The nerve of those people.

Barging in here,
railroading

their overinflated plans
down our throats,

and then saying they want us
involved in every decision.

I didn't know
what I was supposed to do.

Carson's my biggest client.

I couldn't exactly tell him
we don't want him in our family.

Will you tell me
one thing?

Why are they so eager
to marry off their son?

You know what I think?

I think this is
just an excuse

for Vivian to throw
another party.

So, uh, how'd it go?

Not exactly as we'd hoped.

The Carsons have decided
to throw them

the wedding
of the century.

And you guys
are okay with that?

We didn't have a whole
lot of choice.

Listen, Jim...

maybe it's not as bad
as we think.

I mean, they are talking
about six months' preparation.

A lot can change
in six months.

Listen, I'm not ready
to give up yet.

I still think if we get Brenda
alone and sit her down,

we can reason with her.

Yeah, what's up,
what's up, what's up?

Steve, it's Brandon.

Pack your bags.
We're going to Vegas.

Dig it. A road trip.

All right, man! Vegas!

Do you need an I.D.,
because...

Steve, we're not going there
to gamble.

Then why are we going?

Brenda's eloping.

What did you say?

You heard me.

With Stuart?

No, with Pope John Paul II.

Of course with Stuart.

Hey, man,
what's with your sister?

What, is she flipping out?

I don't know.
Listen:

I'm gonna get us tickets for
the 5:00 flight from Burbank.

Burbank?

Why do we have to drive
all the way to Burbank?

Because everything from LAX
is booked.

Let's just do this, okay?

And listen, any problems,
I'm gonna call you right back.

Okay.

So what's the problem?

Gee, Steve, where would
you like me to start?

Who is this?

It's Laura.

Laura. Uh...

Look, I've been meaning
to call you.

I'm sorry I haven't, but I'm
on my way to Vegas right now.

I'll speak to you
when I get back, okay?

Hello?

Kel... you're not gonna
believe this...

She what?!

She is?!

When?

Okay...

Bye.

You are not gonna
believe this,

but Brenda's on her way
to Las Vegas to get married.

I'm, uh, going out.

Okay.
Where are you going?

Las Vegas.

Las Vegas?!

I thought you'd
stopped gambling.

I have stopped gambling, Dad.

Well, then why in the world
are you going to Las Vegas?

I promised Brenda
I wouldn't tell you.

What now?

Brandon...

She and Stuart are getting
married there tonight.

I have taken just about enough of this!

Oh, my God!
We're going.

No, Dad, you can't go.

If you show up there,
she'll never trust me again.

We won't tell her
that you said anything.

And what, you just wound up
at the hotel by coincidence?

Come on!

You can't do anything
to stop her anyway.

We're still her parents.

And if you try,
you're going to lose her.

He's probably right, you know.

But you have
some kind of plan, right?

Ladies and gentlemen,

this is the last and final call
to board Flight 86

to Las Vegas, scheduled
for departure at 5:00 p.m.

I can't believe we made it here in one piece.

What were you worried
about, Walsh?

Oh, I don't know,

maybe it was that Cadillac
we cut off on Barham.

Or the big rig we almost
jackknifed on the freeway.

I told you
we'd get here.

Yeah, right on time.

Hey, got to hand it
to Brenda.

Vegas is a great
place to par-ty!

Steve, I told you, we're not
going there to party.

Hey, what's the big deal?

Marriage, blackjack,
it's all crapshoot, right, man?

Excuse me, son.

Donna, maybe if you hadn't taken so long to pack,

we wouldn't have had
to rush here.

I wanted to be prepared.

What do you have to bring
to Las Vegas--

a few spangles,
a little see-through negligee?

Kel, it's
nothing like that.

Yeah, maybe I should have
brought my Girl Scout uniform.

Oh my God,
look who's here.

I told you
it'd be a party.

What are you
guys doing here?

We thought we'd catch
Wayne Newton's supper show.

You don't think we'd
let Brenda get married without us, do you?

Our seats are over there.

Oh, Donna...

See you later.

Who else did
you tell, Steve?

Only Kelly.

And my good friend, E.

Look, don't give me
any hassle, okay?

It's a late boarding pass.

I already went through it
with the guy at the front desk.

Hey, guys.

Aw, come on, Brandon.

You know what they say:
The more the merrier.

David, you made it.

Yeah, I finally got somebody
to cover my shift.

Donna, I'm gonna
go sit in the back.

No, Kelly Taylor,

you come back here
right now.

We are all
sitting together.

Donna...

Just let her go.

I don't want to talk
to her, anyway.

No.

Can't the two of you

put your differences aside
for one night?

I mean, this is the biggest
moment in Brenda's life,

and the last thing
she or any of us need

are the two of you
at each other's throats.

Yeah, I guess we could
call a temporary truce.

Sort of like a national holiday?

Gee, Kel, would you
like the window seat?

No, David, I would never
deprive you of that.

Go right ahead.

Thank you so much.

Look, David, I'm sorry.

You know, I hate this mess
between our parents

just as much as you do.

The worst part about it is,

I had a sister for a year,
and now I miss that.

Me, too.

Out of all of my mom's
five marriages,

you're the only brother
I ever had.

Well, you know what?

If you're willing to give it
another try,

I've got this room
at a great apartment,

right on the beach.

That is my room
and don't you forget it.

Aw! I'm already crying.

I just love weddings.

Will all passengers please take their seats

and fasten their seat belts.

Please make sure your seat is
in the upright position.

We'll be departing shortly.

Dylan, you came!

Are you kidding?

I wouldn't miss this wedding
for the world.

Room service!

Oh, boy.

My last supper as
a single woman.

Well, you can't get married
on an empty stomach.

Whoa!
Whoa!

My God.

Here you go.
Thank you.

This is turning out to be
everything that I had hoped for.

Oh, you ain't see nothing yet.

To the rest of our lives.

Mmm.

I cannot believe
we did it.

I mean, we got away
from them all.

Okay, if you have an ace,

it's worth one,
or it's worth 11.

If you have a picture card,
it's worth ten.

I wonder how long
it takes before you really know somebody.

Okay, say you have a 16,

dealer has a seven
or higher showing,

you ask the dealer for a hit,
and he'll give you

a third card.

I mean, do you ever
really know what someone else is thinking?

What are you thinking?

Ah, the whole concept
of human connection--

maybe it's just
an illusion.

Andrea, you need
to listen to me here now,

because we're going to Vegas,

and you need to learn
how to play 21.

But I'm not 21;
they're never going

to let me into
the casinos.

They'll never check.

Twenty-one.

Twenty-one.

Do you want to go
to a wedding?

Look, Dylan, I
respect the fact

you don't want
to interfere in Brenda's life,

but now that she's
gonna marry this guy,

you got to tell me
what you know about Stuart Carson.

Hey, Bran, don't
get me started, all right?

I don't want
to get involved.

Bro, you got involved
the second you set foot on this plane.

All right.

There used to be this place
called Eve's Apple.

You ever heard of it?

No. What was it,
some kind of nightclub?

Yeah, some kind of nightclub.

That's where everybody went
to score their drugs.

Stuart was the manager,
and when he wasn't managing,

uh, he was dealing.

Well, that settles it, man.

We got to figure out a way to
stop her from marrying this guy.

Come on, Bran.
Things change.

Just because he was dealing then

doesn't necessarily mean
he's dealing now.

So what are we supposed to do,

cross our fingers and hope
that he's cleaned up his act?

Hey, man, let's just hope

that your sister knows
what she's doing.

♪ Hello from Vegas

♪ I'm losing everything I got

♪ Since you left Vegas

♪ There's nothing
in this town I want ♪

♪ Hello from Vegas

♪ I was a winner once,
it's true ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah!

You guys, it was so wild
getting off that airplane

and seeing all those
aluminum palm trees.

It was like we were entering
a whole new universe.

Wait till you see
the moving statues.

And the jousting matches.

But Circus Circus is by far
the best.

Yeah, I have to
admit, it's not quite what I expected.

What'd you expect?

A lot of, uh,
mobsters and hookers.

No, I just didn't
think it was the kind of place

you could bring
your family to.

Talk about an entrance.
Yeah.

It's from a Marx Brothers movie,
you know what I mean?

Say the magic word,
and you win a duck.

Thanks, Groucho. BRENDAN: I'm Harpo.

I'm Chico.
No, no, no, I'm Chico; he's Zeppo.

I think you're all crazy.

All right, man, what's
on the agenda first?

A little blackjack?
Maybe a little craps?

Well, wait, shouldn't we find Brenda?

I don't know, Donna. It is their honeymoon.

We did not come
all this way to leave them alone.

We have to give
Brenda a shower.

Yeah. A cold shower.

Thank you.

You mean I am not
the only one here

who thinks this is just a
little bit ridiculous?

This has to be
the most idiotic thing that Brenda's ever done.

You don't know
what she was like when she was a kid.

So, what do we do?

Well, we have to
go and find her

and tell her how we
feel about all this.

No, I don't think
that's a good idea.

The first one of us
that tries to stop her is just

going to be driving her
to the nearest wedding chapel.

Yeah, he's right. The thing we have to do is

make her think that we're
all behind her on this.

Make it out like
this is the coolest thing she's ever done.

But all the time,
we gotta

drop these little bombs

that, hopefully, will make
her come to her senses.

Brilliant.

Yeah, 'cause if we do it right,
it'll drive her up the wall.

So, are we all set to go?

Well, the honeymooners
are in suite 1096.

Thank you, Rosie the Maid.

Thank you,
Steve Sanders.

Let's do it.

All right-- uh, guys,
wait a minute.

We got Brenda figured out.

What about Stuart?

I'll take care of Stuart.

I wonder what my life is going
to be like as a married woman.

Nothing like my mother's,
that's for sure.

Well, you could do
charities or join clubs...

or do nothing.

It's all up to you.

What about my career?

Darling, don't
misinterpret me.

Anything
is possible,

as long as it doesn't
take you away from me.

Have I told you that I love you
within the last ten minutes?

Hmm... I think you're
just about due.

Mm.

Oh, that must be
housekeeping to turn down the bed.

Well, tell them
the bed's already turned down.

I can't believe
how rude they are.

I'll get it.

Surprise!

How did you guys
all know I was here?

Who do you think?

Oh, you've got
the biggest mouth.

I just thought you'd
want all your friends

to see you cross
the threshold.

Hmm, I've been thinking
about you guys all day.

Well, how about it, Bren?
Have you done it yet?

Done what, Kelly?

Get married!
Are we too late? Nope.

Stuart and I decided
to get married

at the stroke of midnight.
Isn't that romantic?

Aww!

Yeah, that's real cool. Let's go.

Dylan, I'm so glad you're here.

Well, I got to thinking
about it-- Bren, you're right.

I have no right to tell
you how to run your life.

You're a smart young
woman, and you'll do fine.

I wouldn't miss
it for the world.

What's going on out here?

Well, looks like
we have some company.

Ah.

Well, everyone, welcome
to my honeymoon.

Not yet.

Not until your
bachelor party, tough guy.

And you are getting
a bridal shower.

Well, it wasn't
on the itinerary,

but what the hell?

Well, okay.

Room service,
this is suite 1096.

I need three magnums
of your finest champagne,

and I want you to charge it
to Stuart Carson. Carson.

And I need a peanut butter and 'nana sandwich.

Thank you.

This suite is incredible.

Oh, well, come on,
and I'll show you the rest.

Stu!
Stewie!

Stewie!

Uh... I can't believe you guys just hopped on a plane.

Talk about good friends.

Yeah, it's more
like a family. Get used to it, Stuart.

You're just not
marrying Brenda,

you're inheriting
a whole family.

Take all the girls, for instance.

They're inseparable.
They're either talking

to each other on the phone,
or at each other's house.

And you'll get to know

all of them just as well
as you know Brenda.

And they will get to know you.

You know what's great about these girls, Stuart--

there's never any secrets
between them.

I mean, Brenda tells
these girls everything.

Wow, look at this bed.
It's huge.

I bet you even have
a sauna in your bathroom.

And a
steam room.

Oh, this suite must
have cost a fortune.

Well, good thing
Stuart has one, hmm?

Yeah. You're lucky he didn't
make you sign a prenup.

Well, actually, he did.

Oh.

But it's no big deal.

I mean, he's tearing it up
after six months.

Well, then I guess there's
nothing to worry about.

I'm just glad
we're all together.

Yeah, me, too.

Now you guys can be
my maids of honor.

I would have killed
you if you didn't ask.

Well, I mean,
when you all showed up here,

I thought that you had come
to try and stop me.

Why would we want
to stop you?

Hey, everybody.

Listen up:
This is a great suite,

but what are we doing here?
Come on, this is Vegas!

Buck and a half, two and a nine
on the hop-- yo, eleven!

Oh, my God.

Okay, who's feeling lucky?

You guys, we
can't do this.

We're underage.

It's against the law.

Come on, Andrea, like
they're really gonna check.

Well, what if they do?

Would you guys stop
worrying so much?

Nobody's even looking.
Just go for it.

Fine.

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Oh... Oh, you guys... Oh!

Oh, my God.

Quick! Grab a cup!

This is fantastic!
Oh, I love Vegas!

Talk about
beginner's luck.

Oh, this is great!
Just keep talking.

Oh, this is amazing.
How much do you think is here?

Oh, I don't know, but let's go
cash it all in.

Come on, come on.

What, are you kidding?

This machine's hot.
We can't stop now.

Oh, yes, you can.

I need to see some I.D., please.

Do we look under 21?

I gotta tell you,
that's a big compliment.

Thank you.

Let's see a driver's license
or a picture I.D.

You're kidding, right?

Come on, guys.

You don't have
to leave the hotel,

but you can't stay
in the casino.

And I believe 500
of those dollars belongs to us.

Anything left over, you can
pick up at the cashier's.

Welcome to Las Vegas.

Never check, huh?

Steve, I ain't
going down there.

Oh, come on, pal.

You want to borrow my I.D.,
it's cool.

Bro, you know
that's not the problem.

Great.

You won't gamble with me,
Dylan won't drink with me,

and you,
you probably want to back out

of your bachelor party, right?

Hey, I'm
not turning into a monk.

I know this great place
just outside the city limits

that doesn't serve any booze,
so you guys can get in.

No drinks?

You'll live, Steve.

Believe me,

the girls in this place
make up for it.

Yeah? Sounds like
you're still the swinging guy, Stuart.

No way, man.

These days, I'm on
the straight and narrow.

After some of the stuff
that's happened to me...

Like what?

Dylan, you knew me
in the old days.

You think
I'd be marrying Brenda

if that's what
I was still into?

Guess not.

So what are we going
to do, stand around here

and talk about it, or
are we gonna make a move?

You know what I'm saying?

Let's go.

Okay, it's gonna be
a little harder than I thought.

Yeah. I'm beginning
to like the guy.

You, too?

Yeah.

What's so funny?

I was just picturing
Vivian Carson's face

when she finds out that all 350
of her closest friends

are gonna miss the wedding.

Honey, what are we doing?

I don't know.

Making ourselves miserable.

There's still time
to catch a flight to Vegas.

What about what Brandon said?

If we're gonna lose Brenda,

we might as well
go down fighting.

I'm gonna go pack.

I'll call the airlines.

Here we go.

Only in Las Vegas

would they have a bridal shop
in the hotel lobby.

Yeah, and one that's still open at 11:00 p.m.

Lucky for us.

You know, I didn't notice until I was in the dressing room,

but this is a polyester blend.

I mean, how can I get married
in a wash-and-wear gown?

Well, it's the sentiment
that counts.

Well, it's
something new.

I've had this handkerchief
from Grandma Rose for years--

definitely
something old.

Okay, and here's
something borrowed.

You give
that back.

And something blue.

A garter?

Well, I was going
to surprise you with it later,

but there you go.

I guess that just about
takes care of everything.

Well, except
for the ceremony.

This is so weird.

You know, the last wedding
I was at was Mel and Jackie's,

but I'm sure yours will work
out much better than theirs.

♪ All you see is reflection

♪ Of your projection

♪ I can see all of that

♪ Timed responses control you

♪ I coulda told you

♪ I can see all of that...

Oh, would you check out

the set of headlights
on that chick?

David, those are
not headlights.

Those are high beams.

I think I'm in love.

I gotta hand it
to you, Stuart.

I mean, I just don't think
I could spend

the rest of my life
stuck to one girl.

♪ ...two scoops
and you got Froot Looped ♪

♪ And now you're irritated...

♪ Perhaps I'm just
an opportunist... ♪

Well, when you've got
a girl like Brenda...

Oh, yeah, I'm sure
she's grown up a lot

since we were together.

Yeah, I'm sure she has.

'Cause back then, fidelity
wasn't really her strong suit.

You know what I'm saying?
But that's ancient history.

You don't want
to hear about that.

Uh, well, maybe I should.

There was this guy
in her aerobics class.

Aerobics class.

Mm, and then she had
a boyfriend in Paris.

Paris?

Yeah.

She said
it didn't mean anything.

And you know what?

It probably didn't mean
anything.

I mean, we were just both
too young to settle down.

Yeah, well, you know, this is
a whole different situation.

Yeah, yeah, you know,
I'm sure it is.

I'm sure that you know Brenda
a lot better than I do.

♪ I coulda told you

♪ I can see all of that

♪ How we only discuss,
but what's more is I'm a human ♪

♪ A world citizen, before I draw
a line in the sand ♪

♪ And stand with the man
so I can fit in ♪

♪ You were left in the lurch
when research passed you up ♪

♪ You passed the buck, now your
ass is stuck in the blame game ♪

♪ Like there's an oath
of inspiration... ♪

Well, look at the
time, would you?

We got to get out of here.

Yeah, Stu.

You're about
to get hitched.

♪ I'm just an opportunist

♪ You're in your first lifetime
of doing this ♪

♪ For now, your creativity
will live in squalor ♪

♪ Don't try to cut people off
at the knees ♪

♪ So you can look taller

♪ All you...

There's still no answer.

Try Stuart's room again;
maybe they're there.

Honey, we've called them half a dozen times.

What if we're
too late?

Call down
to the concierge,

get a list of all
the wedding chapels in town.

Yes!

Now, on to the music:

I have Hawaiian:
"The War Chant,"

inspirational: "Love Me Tender,"

traditional: "The
Wedding March."

The Hawaiian "War Chant"?!

How about if we just
take "The Wedding March"?

Yeah, that's good,
that sounds good.

And as an extra added touch, we also

offer celebrants to throw rice
as you leave the chapel.

I don't think we need
any more celebrants.

Oh, but you do want the rice.

Rice-- rice sounds good.
Good.

Okay, that's $55 for the license

and the silver-embossed
license holder,

$40 for the ceremony,

$15 for the audio cassette,
$40 for the video cassette,

$25 for the photos, $40 for
the live organist and the rice,

which makes a grand
total of $215.

Would that be cash or charge?

You know, Donna, now would be
as good a time as any.

For what?

For me and you
to get married.

Have you lost
your mind?

Tomorrow we can have it
annulled, but tonight...

Oh, David Silver, you
have lost your mind.

It was worth a shot.

Mm-hmm.

So, Stuart, a few more
moments of freedom left.

You ready?

Uh, yeah, I'm ready.

That's good.

You got the ring?

What, you can't hold
your own ring, man.

That's what you got
a best man for.

I really don't have one.

Well, you know,
you got one now.

This is hopeless.

Keep trying.

Hello?

Yes, have a Stuart Carson
and a Brenda Walsh

gotten married in
your chapel today?

Well, ma'am, they're here right now.

Would you like to speak to them?
They are?

Right now?

Hello?

Well, it's a good thing we got
here early to get a good seat.

Brandon, I am
really nervous.

Nothing to be nervous
about, is there?

No.

I'm just glad you're
here to give me away.

Yeah, me, too.

Although I know Dad would've
loved to have done it.

Yeah, I know.

You know, I think, eventually,
he'll accept Stuart as a son.

After all, it is
"till death do you part."

Well, this is it.

In a world of alienation
and poverty

and war and misery,

perhaps we most truly reveal

our belief in possibilities

when we make the commitment
to share our lives forever.

And ever and ever.

It is not a decision
entered into lightly,

for marriage is not a gambol
across sunlit meadows.

Oh, no.

It's a long
and arduous journey

through a dark forest,

fraught with unseen dangers
and, sometimes,

disappointments,

but it is the ultimate testament

to man's refusal
to accept despair.

So...

at this time, I turn
to the congregation and I say:

If anybody here knows why
these two should not be joined

in holy matrimony,

let him speak now
or forever hold his peace.

I do.

Not yet.

I haven't asked you
the question.

No, no, no, just... wait.
Wait.

Stuart, I don't know
how to say this.

No, it's okay, go ahead.

Look, these last few weeks...

I don't think anyone
could imagine asking

for anything more.

I-It's been the most exciting
time in my entire life.

I know.

Look, I thought
I was in love with you,

but I'm more in love
with love.

I mean, do you understand
what I'm trying to say?

Yes, I do.

You know,
when I look at my parents--

they've been married
for 20 years.

It's been such hard work,
you know?

I realize that...
...we hardly know each other.

You don't want us
to get married either.

Oh, thank God.

All right, that's it.

Stop the wedding!
Stop the wedding!

Dad, what are
you doing?

Brenda, we are not going to
let you go through with this.

We are stopping the wedding
right here and right now.

Too late, guys,
it's already been stopped.

Good.
Oh.

Good.
Right.

I can't believe

all of you were just standing
there, watching it happen.

Come on, Jim,
what were we supposed to do?

You know how Brenda is.

Guys, you know, it's not
too late to hit the tables.

We could catch the 2:00 show
of Siegfried and Roy.

I have to get some sleep.

You know, I hate to admit it,
but they look great together.

You know, but for
a small turn of fate,

this would've been
our wedding dance.

You're lucky to have
so many good friends.

Well, there's always room
for one more.

You know, somewhere
along the way,

I realized I was trying to
create a life for myself

by becoming
part of yours.

That's pretty
pathetic, huh?

Well, in a way, I guess
I was kind of doing the same thing, too.

Hmm.
Not that it wasn't wonderful.

Oh, it was great
while it lasted.

You know... just because
you're not my husband

doesn't mean
I don't love you.

Yeah...

Well, we'll always
have Vegas.

Should we do
our special little dip here?