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David and Donna, still here with you all night long.
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Now call us at 555-KXCU
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because we're totally
interactive radio,
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which means,
you run the show.
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Now that's the
crucial part.
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You're the show
so you call us.
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Now with Rush Week
kicking off tomorrow,
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I would think a lot of you out
there would have some advice
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on scoping out the fraternities
and sororities.
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But if that's not your scene
give us a call at 555-KXCU
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and tell us why.
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Now we have been getting some
calls from our regulars...
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And we thank you...
Yes,
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but we'd like to hear
from some real listeners,
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so please don't call if
your name just happens to be...
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Brandon, Brenda,
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Andrea, Kelly...
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Steve?!
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This isn't working,
no one is calling us, David.
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Just give it some time.
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It's only been three nights.
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Feels more like three years.
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Hey!
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Woo-hoo!
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One through ten,
come on.
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Right here, right here.
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There's your pen, you
do one through three.
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You do, uh, four
through seven,
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I'll be eight,
nine and ten.
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Yeah, come on now!
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Oh, all right,
all right.
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Very good, yes.
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Well done.
You're the one.
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Hey.
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Okay, who's next,
who's next?
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Okay, right here,
right here.
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Right here,
right here.
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Uh, yeah, that's a
pretty strong...
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That's good, you can
work on it though.
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Oh, unbelievable,
yeah.
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I'm taking the fun away.
That's just a six for you.
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Does anyone have
any blush?
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I look dead when
I'm this tired. You do not.
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Donna, I can't believe I let you
talk me into Sorority Rush.
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Neither can I.
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But I hope you're right
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about this keeping us
from drifting apart.
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You'll thank me by
the end of the week.
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Suddenly I feel so underdressed.
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You're fine, we're all fine.
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Yeah, well, I hear one sweaty
palm can ruin your chances.
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Great. I have two.
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Just be grateful
you're not exhausted, okay?
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Rush Week, here we come.
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♪ We are the Gammas
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♪ Mighty, mighty
Gammas ♪
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♪ Everywhere we go
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♪ People want
to know-o ♪
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♪ Who we are
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♪ So we tell them
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♪ We are the Gammas
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♪ Mighty, mighty
Gammas ♪
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♪ Everywhere we go
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♪ People want to know-o
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♪ Who we are
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♪ So we tell them
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♪ We are the Gammas
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♪ Mighty, mighty
Gammas ♪
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♪ Everywhere we go
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♪ People want
to know-o ♪
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♪ Who we are
so we tell them ♪
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♪ We are the Gammas
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♪ Mighty, mighty
Gammas ♪
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♪ Everywhere we go
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♪ People want to know-o...
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Somehow I doubt they do this
at Yale.
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♪ We are the
Gammas... ♪
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Let's go.
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♪ People want to know-o
who we are... ♪
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Hut!
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All right,
all right,
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all right...
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Oh!
Come on.
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You're in my zone
now, Walsh.
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When are you gonna
learn? I learned.
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Keep talkin',
John. Anything broken?
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No, I'm fine, but
thanks for caring. Guys, guys,
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the sorority stampede is
in progress.
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Whatta you say you guys give up?
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Come on, man,
give us one last down.
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One more down.
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Blue deep, ready?
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Ready.
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Go, Johnny.
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Come on, Brandon, come on.
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Come on.
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Hut!
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Yeah!
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Don't rub it in, Walsh.
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Never forget, you're
a freshman.
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As long as you don't forget
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that a freshman just kicked
your butt.
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Well, it's been real,
gentlemen.
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Stick around, man.
Watch the parade.
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Ah, thanks, Charlie,
but I've just got enough time
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to hit the showers and get over
to Student Union.
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Wait, wait, w-wait a minute, you
got something better to do
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than hang out
with us Keggers?
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Sue me. I have a life.
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You're breaking
our hearts.
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Take it easy.
See you later, man.
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Catch up with
you in a sec. Good game, bro.
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Hey, Bran?
Yeah?
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KEG House doesn't
do a formal rush.
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It's more like hanging
out with who knows who.
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If the president
asks you
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to stick around
you shouldn't blow him off.
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I'm not blowing him off.
I've got people to meet.
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You see that, that right there,
that's the wrong attitude.
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So watching sorority
girls on parade
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for the rest of the
day is mandatory?
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Maybe not.
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But the house party tomorrow
night definitely is.
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Remember, this is
our fraternity. Right.
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And I told you, bro, I
will be there, so shaa.
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Okay, this one right here
in the blue-- very good.
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Yes, well done,
definitely an eight.
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I'd give her more
than an eight.
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Are you guys crazy?
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You trying to get us thrown
off campus or what?
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It's the '90s,
gentlemen.
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Try to show
a little sensitivity.
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Killjoy.
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Yo, man, I'll be right back.
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Come on, we have
14 houses to see.
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Hi, Kelly.
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Hi, John.
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It's been a long time.
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Hmm, not long enough.
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I guess you're not going to introduce us.
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Huh?
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You know Kelly?
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Kind of.
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I asked her out in the ninth
grade; she turned me down.
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She turned you down?
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Yeah, come on.
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So...
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this is the Student Senate?
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Does the faculty have it
this good?
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They're just
the teachers.
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We're the people who
really run this place.
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Hi.
Hi.
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I'm Angela Rhodes.
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Hi, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
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So how'd you make out
with our favorite dean?
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The man is from Mars.
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It went that well, huh?
We'll talk about it later.
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So... Josh has told me
a lot about you
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and your famous march
on the school board.
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I assume that's why I'm here.
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So you know that
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we have an opening on our slate
for freshman representative
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to the Student Senate.
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Does that
interest you?
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Yes, I'd be very interested
in it.
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We were hoping you
would say that.
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But you gotta know that a girl
passing out in her prom dress
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is not our kind of issue.
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Well, that wasn't
our issue either.
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We had a school board
superintendent
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who was trying to
sneak through
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dress codes
and rules about drinking
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without any student input.
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There was no public
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debate, no notification,
no nothing.
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That was our issue.
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Better.
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But I still don't know
what you're about.
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All I know is that you're
from, uh, Beverly Hills.
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Well, I think you can tell
by the way I'm dressed
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that I'm not going to give up
shopping on Rodeo Drive
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without a big floor fight,
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I'll tell ya.
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Listen, guys,
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I just don't want to coast
through college.
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This is important to me.
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Okay, well, thank you
for your time.
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That's it?
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We'll let you know.
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Nice to meet
you, Brandon.
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Nice meeting you,
too.
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See ya.
See ya, man.
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This house is beautiful. I could almost see myself here.
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Almost? It's the Alpha Omega House.
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Their philanthropy is
Downey House for Children,
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their flower is fleur-de-lis and
their colors are rose and buff.
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Oh, I look horrible in buff.
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Well, with 30 seconds
left to go
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I finally meet
the fab four from West Beverly.
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Someone's been talking
about us?
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Let's see, uh,
summer camp counselors,
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elementary school charities,
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a Spring Queen,
valedictorian.
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You guys could start
your own sorority.
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Well... this is why
they call it rush.
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Excuse me...
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It was a sincere
pleasure to meet you.
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We may not see all
of you again, so...
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Hasta la vista, baby!
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Thanks.
Thanks for coming.
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Oh, it's perfect!
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Yeah, except their brother fraternity is the Keg House.
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Well, that's Steve's house.
And maybe Brandon's.
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It's also John Sears'.
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Is that the guy that you
wouldn't talk to before?
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Kelly, come on--
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inquiring minds would
really like to know.
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Kelly went out with
him in ninth grade.
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I had a huge crush
on him during my walk-all-over-me phase.
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Well, who could
blame you?
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He turned out to be
the biggest jerk.
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I spent one highly
regrettable night
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with him and his
parents' champagne.
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The next day he told
every senior he knew.
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And he made up
stuff, too.
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He has a fertile imagination.
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If he opens his big mouth,
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I will have doors slamming
in my face
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all up and down Sorority Row.
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Kelly, any sorority would
love to have you.
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Don't count on it.
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A bad rep is the kiss of death.
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Even past tense.
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Yeah, well, I can't talk
right now...
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Hi.
Hi.
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Well, this is an Andrea
Zuckerman I haven't seen before.
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Why, thank you,
Mr. Dan Rubin.
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I should be
thanking you, right?
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Absolutely.
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You look great.
What's the occasion?
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I'm rushing.
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As in... rushing?
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Surprise, surprise.
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Well, which one of the houses do
you like the best?
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Well, my friends and I like
Alpha Omega the best.
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Really?
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I would have, uh,
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thought you'd be zeroing
in on the Jewish sororities.
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Oh. And if I was Asian,
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I should only look
at Asian sororities?
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If I was African-American,
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I should only look at
African-American sororities?
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Some kind of resident
advisor you are.
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I didn't invent the system.
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But I bet in the end,
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you'll find yourself
in a Jewish sorority.
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Are you saying that there's
anti-Semitism?
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No, just birds of a feather
flocking together.
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You know what I think?
260
00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:40,439
The minute someone shows
a little enthusiasm,
261
00:10:40,539 --> 00:10:42,875
the cynics of the world
get nervous.
262
00:10:45,077 --> 00:10:47,313
Have a nice day,
counselor.
263
00:10:57,056 --> 00:10:58,391
Hey, stranger.
264
00:10:58,491 --> 00:10:59,859
Hey.
265
00:10:59,959 --> 00:11:00,926
Where you hiding
yourself?
266
00:11:01,027 --> 00:11:02,528
Oh, over at Sorority Row,
267
00:11:02,628 --> 00:11:04,296
watching everybody
out-smile each other.
268
00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:05,731
Yeah, well, Kelly's been
telling me a lot about it.
269
00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:06,899
So please, spare me.
270
00:11:06,999 --> 00:11:07,933
Boy, I don't believe
my luck.
271
00:11:08,034 --> 00:11:09,268
This is the second
school in a row
272
00:11:09,368 --> 00:11:10,970
that I didn't even get
the classes that I wanted.
273
00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:12,238
Really? 'Cause I
got everything.
274
00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:14,874
English 135B.
I'm in this class, too.
275
00:11:14,974 --> 00:11:16,742
Poetry of the
Young Romantics.
276
00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:18,310
You are?
Mm-hmm.
277
00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:20,379
Every Monday, Wednesday
and Friday, Lindley Hall.
278
00:11:20,479 --> 00:11:22,081
Well, great. You can help me
with my homework.
279
00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:23,582
Mm. You want to get
some coffee?
280
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,317
Uh, no, I'm sorry.
281
00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:28,320
I've got to go meet the girls
for a Rush Week recap.
282
00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:30,389
Brenda, are you really
into that?
283
00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:32,391
I'm trying.
284
00:11:40,232 --> 00:11:41,934
Thanks, guys.
285
00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:44,136
Hey there, Mr. Walsh.
Yeah?
286
00:11:44,236 --> 00:11:45,838
We were just about to call
your house.
287
00:11:45,938 --> 00:11:47,306
Congratulations, Mr. Senator.
288
00:11:47,406 --> 00:11:48,541
Well, thank you.
289
00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:49,675
You guys were a tough room.
290
00:11:49,775 --> 00:11:51,343
Well, now we have to get you elected.
291
00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:52,611
So, we should talk
strategy.
292
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,246
And finalize
the party platform.
293
00:11:54,346 --> 00:11:55,715
Great. I'll be there.
294
00:11:55,815 --> 00:11:56,849
You're going to be
very busy.
295
00:11:56,949 --> 00:11:58,584
I was hoping you'd say that.
296
00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:01,120
Hey, Steve!
297
00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:02,488
John!
298
00:12:02,588 --> 00:12:04,590
Brand!
Yo, Sanders, come on.
299
00:12:09,962 --> 00:12:11,330
Uh, they must still be mad
300
00:12:11,430 --> 00:12:13,532
since I trounced 'em
in the football game today.
301
00:12:13,632 --> 00:12:14,700
How do you know
those guys?
302
00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,602
Steve, the blonde one, is
303
00:12:16,702 --> 00:12:18,537
a buddy of mine
from high school.
304
00:12:18,637 --> 00:12:20,239
Oh, high school
buddies, huh?
305
00:12:20,339 --> 00:12:21,373
Yeah.
306
00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:23,342
Well, you're not in high
school anymore, Brandon.
307
00:12:25,811 --> 00:12:27,179
Yeah, so, we'll catch up
with you.
308
00:12:27,279 --> 00:12:28,681
Right.
309
00:12:36,155 --> 00:12:37,857
Walsh party for four,
over there.
310
00:12:37,957 --> 00:12:39,125
Oh!
311
00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:40,626
I'm so pleased
you could join us.
312
00:12:40,726 --> 00:12:41,894
I know I'm late.
I'm sorry.
313
00:12:41,994 --> 00:12:43,696
Really late.
Really, really late.
314
00:12:43,796 --> 00:12:45,731
Well, I'm really, really sorry,
but I don't understand
315
00:12:45,831 --> 00:12:47,133
why we have to open up
316
00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:48,834
the first round of sorority
invitations together.
317
00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:50,803
All for one and one for all.
318
00:12:51,537 --> 00:12:52,838
Well, come on, let's do it
319
00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:54,607
so I can grab a nap
before the radio show.
320
00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:56,008
I'm so nervous.
How can they make cuts
321
00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:56,776
based on meeting us once?
322
00:12:56,876 --> 00:12:58,010
Just relax, okay?
323
00:12:58,110 --> 00:13:00,012
Ready? All together...
324
00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:01,013
Go.
325
00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:02,848
Alpha!
326
00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:03,682
Alpha!
327
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:04,416
Alpha!
328
00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:06,085
Alpha!
329
00:13:06,185 --> 00:13:07,953
Yes! We are on our way.
330
00:13:08,053 --> 00:13:09,922
Now I remember why
I did this with you guys.
331
00:13:10,022 --> 00:13:12,424
We made it through the first
cut, but pace yourself, ladies,
332
00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:13,692
there are two more rounds to go.
333
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:16,061
Two more rounds?
334
00:13:17,496 --> 00:13:18,764
My son, the senator,
335
00:13:18,864 --> 00:13:21,333
the next Jack Kennedy
right here!
336
00:13:21,433 --> 00:13:24,003
Dad, I said "Student Senate."
Did you hear me say "Stude...?"
337
00:13:24,103 --> 00:13:25,271
You heard me, didn't you, Mom?
338
00:13:25,371 --> 00:13:27,373
All right, all right,
but a lot of very
339
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:28,641
important people got
started just this way.
340
00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:30,543
How do you think future
presidents of the United States
341
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:31,510
learn the ropes?
342
00:13:32,411 --> 00:13:34,246
Would you tell him
to get a grip, Mom?
343
00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:35,614
Get a grip.
344
00:13:35,714 --> 00:13:36,549
Get a grip, Dad.
345
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:37,616
Hey, hey.
346
00:13:37,716 --> 00:13:39,185
Hey.
347
00:13:39,285 --> 00:13:40,686
Did you hear what happened
to your brother?
348
00:13:40,786 --> 00:13:42,555
Yes, and I'm hoping
it will lead
349
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,356
to a better parking spot on
campus for his sister.
350
00:13:44,456 --> 00:13:45,758
Ah, don't worry, my sister,
351
00:13:45,858 --> 00:13:47,059
I will not forget
the little people.
352
00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:48,594
There you go.
353
00:13:48,694 --> 00:13:50,563
Now you're talkin' like a politician, son.
354
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:51,997
So what does this
355
00:13:52,097 --> 00:13:53,365
Progressive Party stand for?
356
00:13:53,465 --> 00:13:55,401
Uh, good stuff. Um...
357
00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:57,269
You know, they take
a hard line on racism,
358
00:13:57,369 --> 00:13:58,370
elitism, chauvinism,
359
00:13:58,470 --> 00:13:59,839
sexism.
360
00:13:59,939 --> 00:14:01,373
Your basic isms.
361
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,542
The politically
correct crowd.
362
00:14:03,642 --> 00:14:05,311
Call it what you will.
363
00:14:05,411 --> 00:14:07,413
What are they going
to think about you partying
364
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:09,782
till you drop
at the KEG House?
365
00:14:09,882 --> 00:14:11,016
KEG's progressive.
366
00:14:11,116 --> 00:14:13,252
Oh, right, they, uh, recycle
their beer bottles.
367
00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:16,755
That's right, and I'm sure
it'll be just fine.
368
00:14:17,089 --> 00:14:18,591
Well, you're lucky.
369
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:21,026
When we were in college,
things got kinda polarized.
370
00:14:21,126 --> 00:14:22,328
Well, that's for sure.
371
00:14:22,428 --> 00:14:23,829
Somehow the way
people felt
372
00:14:23,929 --> 00:14:26,732
about fraternities and
sororities got all tangled up
373
00:14:26,832 --> 00:14:28,367
with how they felt
about the Vietnam War.
374
00:14:28,467 --> 00:14:30,803
Yeah, and it wasn't
always friendly.
375
00:14:30,903 --> 00:14:32,304
The Greeks were perceived
to be pretty conservative.
376
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,039
Well, I wouldn't
377
00:14:34,139 --> 00:14:35,207
worry about it, guys.
378
00:14:35,307 --> 00:14:36,375
And in case
379
00:14:36,475 --> 00:14:39,245
you haven't heard,
the war's over.
380
00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:42,715
Hello, Los Angeles.
381
00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:45,284
It's 2:00 in the morning
and you've guessed it,
382
00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:47,486
this is David and Donna
with you till dawn.
383
00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:48,587
And we're
totally interactive radio...
384
00:14:48,687 --> 00:14:49,588
No. No, no, no, no, no!
385
00:14:49,688 --> 00:14:50,923
No, we're not totally
interactive.
386
00:14:51,023 --> 00:14:52,124
We're not totally interactive
at all.
387
00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:53,626
What we are is exhausted.
388
00:14:55,361 --> 00:14:57,630
Put on some music, okay?
389
00:14:57,930 --> 00:14:59,198
Well, what do you want to hear?
390
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,736
Obviously, whatever's
in the CD player.
391
00:15:05,471 --> 00:15:08,107
Ah! There's nothing
in the CD player.
392
00:15:08,207 --> 00:15:10,676
Donna, there's nothing in
the CD player
393
00:15:10,776 --> 00:15:13,245
because you forgot
to load up the CD player.
394
00:15:13,345 --> 00:15:15,247
Now I think our audience
deserves better than that.
395
00:15:15,347 --> 00:15:18,851
Ah, audience, David.
What audience?
396
00:15:18,951 --> 00:15:19,919
There's no one out there!
397
00:15:21,453 --> 00:15:23,455
That's because
you're screaming at them.
398
00:15:23,555 --> 00:15:26,859
What are you cueing up?
399
00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:28,861
Whatever's on
the turntable.
400
00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:33,132
♪ Lost in your romance
401
00:15:33,232 --> 00:15:35,134
♪ Lost in your slow dance
402
00:15:39,305 --> 00:15:41,173
Problems, kids.
403
00:15:42,574 --> 00:15:43,709
Pronto.
404
00:15:43,809 --> 00:15:44,944
Brandon, it's me.
405
00:15:45,044 --> 00:15:46,178
I'm downstairs.
406
00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:47,746
Downstairs where?
407
00:15:47,846 --> 00:15:49,181
Downstairs your house.
408
00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:50,783
I saw your light on.
409
00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:52,785
I didn't want to wake everybody
up by ringing the doorbell.
410
00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:54,687
And what about the phone, Steve?
411
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:57,256
Isn't it possible that a ringing
phone could wake someone?
412
00:15:57,356 --> 00:15:59,291
Just get your butt down here and
spare me the lecture, okay?!
413
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,629
And to what do I owe
this unexpected pleasure?
414
00:16:03,729 --> 00:16:04,530
I couldn't sleep.
415
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:05,397
It's probably
nothing, but...
416
00:16:05,497 --> 00:16:06,465
Of course.
417
00:16:06,565 --> 00:16:08,767
That's why you came all the way
over here
418
00:16:08,867 --> 00:16:10,536
in the middle of the night.
419
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:11,870
You're coming
to that party, right?
420
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,272
I told you
I'd be there, yeah.
421
00:16:13,372 --> 00:16:15,207
Keg House Rush
is that party,
422
00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:16,709
so be on your
best behavior.
423
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:19,078
Did you come all the way over
here just to tell me that?
424
00:16:19,178 --> 00:16:23,015
No, I couldn't help thinking
about what John Sears said.
425
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:24,750
What are you doing
hanging out
426
00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:26,218
with those political guys
at the Student Union for?
427
00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:28,220
Because they're running me
for Student Senate.
428
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:29,221
Oh, great.
429
00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:31,023
The KEG House is
gonna flip over that.
430
00:16:31,123 --> 00:16:32,257
Steve, I thought
maybe you'd at least feign
431
00:16:32,358 --> 00:16:34,293
a little excitement for me.
432
00:16:34,393 --> 00:16:35,861
Don't expect me
to be too stoked.
433
00:16:35,961 --> 00:16:37,963
Those guys have it in
for Greek life.
434
00:16:38,063 --> 00:16:39,999
I don't think they even care
about Greek life.
435
00:16:40,099 --> 00:16:43,502
All I know is the KEG crew
hates their guts, okay?
436
00:16:43,602 --> 00:16:45,371
Sears said he doesn't
even allow the pledges
437
00:16:45,471 --> 00:16:47,606
to hang out with any of
those campus weasels.
438
00:16:47,706 --> 00:16:48,841
I really don't care, man.
439
00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:50,409
I thought we were going
to stick together!
440
00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:51,577
We are.
441
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,212
I get this bad feeling,
442
00:16:53,312 --> 00:16:56,348
like joining this fraternity is
gonna cost me my best friend.
443
00:16:56,448 --> 00:16:57,950
Come on, man,
you're being stupid.
444
00:16:58,050 --> 00:17:00,119
You gotta make
a choice, Brandon.
445
00:17:00,219 --> 00:17:02,421
Not at 2:00 in the
morning, I don't.
446
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:04,289
Relax.
I'll be at the party.
447
00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:06,258
Now go home and get
some sleep, all right?
448
00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:08,694
Don't say
I didn't warn you.
449
00:17:16,568 --> 00:17:17,770
Have you ever seen
450
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:20,172
so many
perfect-looking people?
451
00:17:20,272 --> 00:17:21,840
What planet are we on?
452
00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:23,142
Okay, ladies,
453
00:17:23,242 --> 00:17:25,844
on the count of three,
mingle and impress.
454
00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:32,851
So are you narrowing
your choices down?
455
00:17:32,951 --> 00:17:36,188
Well, I, um, I really love
the feel of this place.
456
00:17:36,288 --> 00:17:37,423
Thanks.
457
00:17:37,523 --> 00:17:40,025
I know this is going to sound
too good to be true,
458
00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:42,494
but we really are a family here.
459
00:17:42,594 --> 00:17:47,800
And, um, we're looking for
people who might fit in.
460
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:48,867
Pretty big family.
461
00:17:48,967 --> 00:17:50,636
Yeah, tell me about it.
I'm an only child.
462
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:52,337
So am I!
463
00:17:52,438 --> 00:17:54,306
Well, that's not
all we have in common.
464
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:57,342
I was the editor of my high
school newspaper, too.
465
00:17:57,443 --> 00:17:59,645
Did you try out for the paper
here when you were a freshman?
466
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:01,346
Yeah. Yeah, I did,
467
00:18:01,447 --> 00:18:04,183
until they asked me
to review a friend's play.
468
00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:06,718
I had to review
a friend's restaurant.
469
00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:08,520
I wish I'd met you last week.
470
00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:09,721
I could have used your advice.
471
00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:11,457
You want some advice?
472
00:18:11,657 --> 00:18:12,891
Think Alpha House.
473
00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:15,627
Come on.
I'll show you around.
474
00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:30,742
Can that be any louder?
475
00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:32,111
It's metal rap. You like it?
476
00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:36,014
No. I'm trying to sleep.
477
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,584
The sorority is having
a '70s party
478
00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:41,086
at the KEG House tonight
and I'm exhausted.
479
00:18:41,186 --> 00:18:44,223
Well, who said you had to rush
a sorority in the first place?
480
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:49,361
I heard that, David.
It wasn't very nice.
481
00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:52,231
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Come here.
482
00:18:53,999 --> 00:18:56,068
I'm sorry.
483
00:18:56,168 --> 00:18:59,037
I got to take a nap.
484
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:03,442
Yeah, well, uh, I know
what I want to do right now.
485
00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:06,445
So do I... sleep.
486
00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:15,287
Okay.
487
00:19:16,221 --> 00:19:18,557
It is a theme party
at Steve's fraternity.
488
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:20,392
Yeah, what's the theme?
489
00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:22,561
One of the great ones, you know,
man vs. nature?
490
00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:23,996
Appearance vs. reality?
491
00:19:25,197 --> 00:19:26,398
Disco Fever.
492
00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:27,900
Ah, well, I'll tell you what,
493
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,002
I missed Disco Fever
the first time around, Kel.
494
00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:31,470
What makes you think
I want to catch it now?
495
00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:33,605
For me?
Can't you just break
496
00:19:33,705 --> 00:19:35,774
your little no-frat rule
just this once?
497
00:19:35,874 --> 00:19:37,075
Please?
498
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,444
Listen, I thought we agreed
we'd go our separate ways
499
00:19:39,545 --> 00:19:40,579
on this party hearty stuff.
500
00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:42,614
Fine. Forget I ever asked you.
501
00:19:43,582 --> 00:19:44,483
Do you hate me?
502
00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:48,854
Yes, I hate you,
but I love you more.
503
00:19:48,954 --> 00:19:50,856
Good.
504
00:19:50,956 --> 00:19:52,491
I'll talk to you later.
505
00:19:52,591 --> 00:19:53,659
Okay.
506
00:19:53,759 --> 00:19:55,160
Good-bye.
507
00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:56,461
Bye.
508
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:06,371
♪ There's no one who knows
each step you take ♪
509
00:20:06,471 --> 00:20:08,307
♪ Every move you make
510
00:20:09,441 --> 00:20:11,376
God, I love college!
511
00:20:11,476 --> 00:20:12,811
Classes haven't even
started yet.
512
00:20:12,911 --> 00:20:13,879
Classes?
513
00:20:13,979 --> 00:20:15,347
This is the best.
It's the best!
514
00:20:15,447 --> 00:20:17,115
Do me a favor and tell Brandon,
that, okay?
515
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,050
Would you like to dance?
516
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:19,985
The best!
517
00:20:20,085 --> 00:20:21,320
Donna, wake up!
518
00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:24,189
Oh! Oh, we gotta keep moving
or I'm gonna crash. Come on.
519
00:20:26,658 --> 00:20:29,461
Yeah, she's rushing
Alpha House.
520
00:20:31,697 --> 00:20:34,533
Hey, are John
and Leslie tight?
521
00:20:36,468 --> 00:20:38,937
John and everybody are tight.
522
00:20:39,037 --> 00:20:42,407
Hey, you knew him
at West Beverly, right?
523
00:20:42,507 --> 00:20:44,009
Why? Did he say I did?
524
00:20:44,109 --> 00:20:45,143
He remembers you fondly.
525
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,212
Give me the gory details.
526
00:20:47,312 --> 00:20:48,380
What exactly did he say?
527
00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:50,582
He said he had a thing for you,
528
00:20:50,682 --> 00:20:52,284
but you weren't interested.
529
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:55,821
I love this song.
530
00:21:07,899 --> 00:21:14,806
♪ I love the way you look at me
and everything disappears ♪
531
00:21:14,906 --> 00:21:18,243
♪ You're all I see
532
00:21:18,343 --> 00:21:22,514
♪ I could stare at you
for a million years ♪
533
00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:26,318
♪ I found my happy ending
534
00:21:26,418 --> 00:21:29,288
♪ Forever worth defending
535
00:21:29,388 --> 00:21:32,291
♪ Your heart next to mine,
there's no sense of time ♪
536
00:21:32,391 --> 00:21:36,461
♪ And I know
I'm eternally yours... ♪
537
00:21:39,431 --> 00:21:41,600
Oh, Brandon, why am I not
having any fun?
538
00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:45,170
Well, for starters Bren, you're
not wearing your platform shoes.
539
00:21:45,270 --> 00:21:47,172
Well, if that would
help I would, believe me.
540
00:21:47,272 --> 00:21:49,107
I mean usually,
I have fun at parties.
541
00:21:49,207 --> 00:21:51,977
This isn't a party, Bren,
this is a way of life.
542
00:21:52,077 --> 00:21:55,681
Yeah, well, I like the
idea of all of us having something together, but...
543
00:21:55,781 --> 00:21:57,683
I guess I'm just
not a joiner.
544
00:21:57,783 --> 00:21:59,851
Substitute the word
"fraternity" for "sorority"
545
00:21:59,951 --> 00:22:01,820
and you've just described what's
going on between me and Steve.
546
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:03,922
Could it be that
we're related?
547
00:22:04,022 --> 00:22:04,756
Hey, hey, hey.
548
00:22:04,856 --> 00:22:06,958
Hey, Mr. KEG man.
549
00:22:07,059 --> 00:22:09,728
So, you and your girlfriend up
to a little nine ball?
550
00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:12,431
I'm not his girlfriend.
551
00:22:12,531 --> 00:22:14,099
I'm his sister.
552
00:22:14,199 --> 00:22:16,101
And thanks for the offer,
but no, I'm leaving.
553
00:22:16,201 --> 00:22:17,636
Bye, babe.
Night, Bren.
554
00:22:17,736 --> 00:22:20,038
Your sister is cute.
555
00:22:20,138 --> 00:22:21,239
Is she available?
556
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,709
Don't even think about it, man.
557
00:22:23,809 --> 00:22:25,911
Get out of here!
558
00:22:27,779 --> 00:22:29,448
John is an incredible guy.
559
00:22:29,548 --> 00:22:30,782
I didn't realize
you knew him.
560
00:22:30,882 --> 00:22:33,518
Actually, I haven't said a word
to John in over three years.
561
00:22:33,618 --> 00:22:37,489
Well, uh, looks like
you might be able to make up for lost time.
562
00:22:37,589 --> 00:22:40,058
Now's your
chance. Hi.
563
00:22:40,158 --> 00:22:41,093
Hi.
564
00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:43,595
Let's go dance.
565
00:22:45,597 --> 00:22:47,899
So, you having a good time?
566
00:22:47,999 --> 00:22:50,669
Yeah, everybody is.
567
00:22:50,769 --> 00:22:52,537
Wow, you look dazzling.
568
00:22:52,637 --> 00:22:54,206
Must be the polyester.
569
00:22:54,306 --> 00:22:55,741
I'm really glad
you made it.
570
00:22:55,841 --> 00:22:57,142
A bit surprised,
too, actually.
571
00:22:57,242 --> 00:22:59,478
I was afraid you
weren't gonna show up.
572
00:22:59,578 --> 00:23:01,146
I don't get it.
573
00:23:01,246 --> 00:23:02,748
Aren't you the same guy
who spent a year
574
00:23:02,848 --> 00:23:03,815
trying to ruin my life?
575
00:23:03,915 --> 00:23:06,551
No, I'm not
that guy anymore.
576
00:23:06,651 --> 00:23:08,553
Do you wanna go outside?
It's quieter.
577
00:23:21,967 --> 00:23:24,369
I owe you a big apology.
578
00:23:24,469 --> 00:23:26,605
Yeah, you do.
579
00:23:27,372 --> 00:23:30,275
I've really tried to grow
up since then, Kelly.
580
00:23:31,309 --> 00:23:32,944
Have you had any success?
581
00:23:33,044 --> 00:23:35,714
You could find out for yourself.
582
00:23:35,814 --> 00:23:38,183
You've changed a lot.
Maybe I have, too.
583
00:23:38,283 --> 00:23:39,851
Kelly,
584
00:23:39,951 --> 00:23:42,821
we're about to take off.
585
00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:45,090
Uh, Donna, this is
John Sears.
586
00:23:45,323 --> 00:23:47,159
This is my
roommate, Donna. Hi.
587
00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:49,027
I know who he is.
588
00:23:49,127 --> 00:23:51,296
Well, we better
get going.
589
00:23:51,396 --> 00:23:54,533
Actually, I think I'm
gonna stick around.
590
00:23:55,867 --> 00:23:57,836
John and I have some
catching up to do.
591
00:23:58,737 --> 00:23:59,805
Are you sure?
592
00:23:59,905 --> 00:24:01,606
Yeah.
593
00:24:03,341 --> 00:24:04,743
Okay.
594
00:24:04,843 --> 00:24:06,845
Well, there's always 911.
595
00:24:10,182 --> 00:24:11,516
I can guess what that was about.
596
00:24:11,616 --> 00:24:13,685
She has a good memory.
597
00:24:13,785 --> 00:24:16,221
Fair enough.
598
00:24:16,555 --> 00:24:17,989
You want to dance?
599
00:24:19,257 --> 00:24:20,525
Sure.
600
00:24:28,667 --> 00:24:30,969
So, you always dress like
Donny Osmond, man?
601
00:24:31,069 --> 00:24:33,872
Only when the frat throws
a Disco Fever party.
602
00:24:35,507 --> 00:24:37,909
How did a comedy genius
like yourself
603
00:24:38,009 --> 00:24:39,377
ever become the president
of Animal House?
604
00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:41,213
Well, I look good
in a jacket and tie
605
00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:43,048
promising the disciplinary
committee,
606
00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:44,583
"It will never ever happen
again, sir."
607
00:24:44,683 --> 00:24:47,552
I've done enough
of that myself.
608
00:24:47,652 --> 00:24:49,955
Two Boy Scouts.
609
00:24:50,422 --> 00:24:52,090
You know where Oroville is?
610
00:24:52,190 --> 00:24:53,358
No, I don't think so.
611
00:24:53,458 --> 00:24:54,226
In the mountains,
612
00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:56,428
north of Sacramento.
613
00:24:56,528 --> 00:24:57,863
We have two attractions.
614
00:24:58,663 --> 00:24:59,931
The ice breaking
615
00:25:00,031 --> 00:25:04,469
on Oro Lake in the spring
and high school sports.
616
00:25:04,803 --> 00:25:08,940
Ten kids from Oro made it
to college my senior year.
617
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:10,809
I came here to
play football.
618
00:25:10,909 --> 00:25:12,177
So why aren't you playing?
619
00:25:12,277 --> 00:25:15,547
Tore up my shoulder halfway
through the sophomore season.
620
00:25:15,647 --> 00:25:18,049
The second the
doctors gave up,
621
00:25:18,149 --> 00:25:20,252
the coaches, players,
and cheerleaders
622
00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:21,920
they all disappeared.
623
00:25:22,420 --> 00:25:23,555
But my fraternity brothers...
624
00:25:23,655 --> 00:25:25,524
They made you president.
625
00:25:25,624 --> 00:25:27,259
The best people in
this whole school
626
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:30,195
are right here at
Kappa Epsilon Gamma.
627
00:25:30,295 --> 00:25:31,730
Including Steve Sanders.
628
00:25:31,830 --> 00:25:35,233
Well, he's no model citizen,
but he is a good friend, man.
629
00:25:35,333 --> 00:25:37,402
You know, he talks about
you all the time.
630
00:25:37,969 --> 00:25:39,337
He thinks of you
as a brother.
631
00:25:39,437 --> 00:25:41,573
I feel the same
way about him.
632
00:25:41,673 --> 00:25:43,909
He also says you might be
running for Student Senate.
633
00:25:44,009 --> 00:25:46,278
Yeah, with the Progressives.
634
00:25:49,981 --> 00:25:51,616
What do you think
about that?
635
00:25:51,716 --> 00:25:55,587
Well, I think that nobody here
is trying to pressure you
636
00:25:55,687 --> 00:25:58,390
into anything one way
or the other.
637
00:25:58,490 --> 00:26:01,860
But you can't
have both, Brandon.
638
00:26:02,394 --> 00:26:05,363
And I hope you appreciate what
you might be passing up.
639
00:26:12,270 --> 00:26:14,439
I can't believe that you have
one of these every week.
640
00:26:14,539 --> 00:26:16,575
Friday nights at
the KEG House.
641
00:26:16,675 --> 00:26:18,977
The one thing around here
that you can count on.
642
00:26:19,077 --> 00:26:21,179
And one of the advantages
to being an Alpha.
643
00:26:21,279 --> 00:26:23,582
And there seems to be
the right mix of, uh...
644
00:26:23,682 --> 00:26:24,983
Cute guys?
645
00:26:25,083 --> 00:26:26,585
Yeah, that's right.
646
00:26:26,685 --> 00:26:28,486
You know, I should
probably warn you
647
00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:30,121
that you're not going to find
a lot of Jewish guys here.
648
00:26:30,221 --> 00:26:31,823
Is that a problem?
649
00:26:31,923 --> 00:26:32,991
Why would it be?
650
00:26:33,091 --> 00:26:34,726
No reason.
651
00:26:35,060 --> 00:26:36,995
Oh there's the head of
the Inter-Greek Council.
652
00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:39,397
I've got to go catch her
before she leaves.
653
00:26:49,774 --> 00:26:51,977
Hey, I see somebody bailed
from the party early.
654
00:26:52,077 --> 00:26:53,445
Did you have a good time?
655
00:26:53,545 --> 00:26:54,913
I OD'd.
656
00:26:55,013 --> 00:26:57,449
Over discoed.
Yeah.
657
00:26:57,549 --> 00:26:58,984
Was Kelly having a good time?
658
00:26:59,084 --> 00:27:01,019
Yeah, everybody was.
659
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:02,854
Not everybody, 'cause
you're sitting here.
660
00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:05,190
Hey, you weren't even brave
enough to give it a try.
661
00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:07,092
I just wasn't that
stupid, Bren.
662
00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:10,528
I just thought that
if there was anything
663
00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:12,163
Kelly, Donna and Andrea and I
could do together
664
00:27:12,263 --> 00:27:13,732
it would be join a sorority.
665
00:27:13,832 --> 00:27:15,100
But I just can't.
666
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:16,534
So, don't.
667
00:27:18,336 --> 00:27:19,237
I guess I'm afraid
668
00:27:19,337 --> 00:27:20,538
that I'm going to lose
my friends.
669
00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:21,973
Hmm.
670
00:27:22,374 --> 00:27:24,442
Well, to tell you the truth,
Bren, I couldn't really
671
00:27:24,542 --> 00:27:26,878
see myself with the sorority
girl type either.
672
00:27:26,978 --> 00:27:29,214
But Kelly seems
to enjoy it. It's...
673
00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:30,749
It's probably harmless.
674
00:27:33,585 --> 00:27:35,654
I mean it, really, it's fine.
675
00:27:35,754 --> 00:27:38,023
So what're you saying?
I should just join the sorority
676
00:27:38,123 --> 00:27:40,025
with the others?
No.
677
00:27:40,125 --> 00:27:42,460
I'm saying that you should do
what is right for you
678
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:44,929
and the rest of it will
take care of itself.
679
00:27:51,736 --> 00:27:53,571
This is David and Donna...
680
00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:55,040
All by ourselves.
681
00:27:55,140 --> 00:27:56,408
Give us a call.
682
00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:57,876
We're waiting.
683
00:27:57,976 --> 00:27:59,244
Oh, please.
684
00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:01,179
No one's gonna call.
685
00:28:01,279 --> 00:28:02,480
See? Look.
686
00:28:02,580 --> 00:28:06,851
No calls, nothing, zippo,
less than zippo.
687
00:28:06,951 --> 00:28:09,487
I mean, what do guys know about
waiting for someone to call?
688
00:28:09,587 --> 00:28:12,123
You're losing it.
689
00:28:12,824 --> 00:28:14,526
Oh, sure, you
would think so.
690
00:28:14,626 --> 00:28:17,362
But all you girls out
there, you know exactly what I'm talking about.
691
00:28:17,462 --> 00:28:20,699
I mean, you can sit and wait
forever for a guy to call you,
692
00:28:20,799 --> 00:28:22,934
but then when he wants
you, he's all over you.
693
00:28:23,034 --> 00:28:24,703
Like David here.
694
00:28:24,803 --> 00:28:26,838
This afternoon he couldn't
leave me alone, could you?
695
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:30,041
I was happy to see you.
696
00:28:30,408 --> 00:28:33,978
Well, gals, here's
a little riddle for you.
697
00:28:34,079 --> 00:28:37,749
What starts pawing you the
second you get home 'cause they're happy to see you?
698
00:28:38,316 --> 00:28:39,484
You give up?
699
00:28:39,684 --> 00:28:43,221
Bow wow. Woof, woof.
D-O-G. Dog!
700
00:28:44,322 --> 00:28:46,024
Are you calling me a dog?
701
00:28:46,124 --> 00:28:49,194
Honey, if the fur
fits, wear it.
702
00:28:49,294 --> 00:28:51,096
Ooh!
703
00:28:51,196 --> 00:28:52,097
Ah...
704
00:28:52,197 --> 00:28:53,298
Cool bit, huh?
705
00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:57,302
Yeah, yeah, you're
a major talent.
706
00:28:57,402 --> 00:29:00,338
It's a real honor to share
a booth with you.
707
00:29:02,373 --> 00:29:03,608
David, don't be mad at me.
708
00:29:03,708 --> 00:29:04,876
I thought the dog bit was funny.
709
00:29:04,976 --> 00:29:06,511
Donna, your mic is on.
710
00:29:06,611 --> 00:29:09,247
I can't believe you actually know these two.
711
00:29:09,347 --> 00:29:11,082
Donna hasn't
slept all week.
712
00:29:11,182 --> 00:29:13,551
She's usually
not this bad.
713
00:29:13,651 --> 00:29:15,019
Or maybe she is.
714
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:16,221
Yeah, she's pretty wacky.
715
00:29:16,321 --> 00:29:17,889
You don't have to
live with them.
716
00:29:17,989 --> 00:29:21,326
Well, I'd trade places with them
in a minute to be closer to you.
717
00:29:22,927 --> 00:29:26,831
What kind of line is that?
You haven't changed at all.
718
00:29:34,339 --> 00:29:36,508
John, I have a boyfriend.
719
00:29:36,608 --> 00:29:38,109
Well, where is he?
720
00:29:38,209 --> 00:29:40,712
'Cause if you were my girlfriend
I'd be with you at every party
721
00:29:40,812 --> 00:29:43,114
just to keep guys like me
from crawling all over you.
722
00:29:43,214 --> 00:29:46,417
Well, Dylan's not
that big on parties.
723
00:29:46,518 --> 00:29:48,753
Maybe Dylan's not
that big on you.
724
00:29:50,088 --> 00:29:51,623
He is.
725
00:29:51,723 --> 00:29:53,091
You don't know anything
about him.
726
00:29:53,558 --> 00:29:55,527
I better go.
727
00:29:55,894 --> 00:29:57,262
Can I call you?
728
00:29:58,997 --> 00:30:00,932
It's been really good
to see you again,
729
00:30:01,032 --> 00:30:02,734
but I'd rather you didn't.
730
00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:06,971
I might anyway.
731
00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:23,955
Surprise. Surprise.
732
00:30:24,055 --> 00:30:26,624
Is something wrong?
733
00:30:26,724 --> 00:30:30,428
The party was over and I didn't
have anybody to go home with.
734
00:30:30,528 --> 00:30:34,065
Well, you're home now.
735
00:30:35,667 --> 00:30:37,902
I missed you.
736
00:30:38,002 --> 00:30:40,438
I missed you, too.
737
00:30:44,108 --> 00:30:46,811
Dylan, I was
wondering something.
738
00:30:47,412 --> 00:30:48,680
What?
739
00:30:50,982 --> 00:30:53,418
Why can't you be more
like everybody else?
740
00:30:59,257 --> 00:31:01,226
Is that really
what you want?
741
00:31:03,795 --> 00:31:05,029
No.
742
00:31:05,129 --> 00:31:07,765
Not really.
743
00:31:08,099 --> 00:31:10,235
I didn't think so.
744
00:31:22,046 --> 00:31:23,314
I don't want to talk about it.
745
00:31:23,414 --> 00:31:24,682
I'm sure no one
was even listening.
746
00:31:26,084 --> 00:31:27,318
Yeah, except our
closest friends.
747
00:31:27,418 --> 00:31:28,386
David!
748
00:31:28,486 --> 00:31:29,888
Thanks, guys.
749
00:31:29,988 --> 00:31:31,055
What are friends for?
750
00:31:32,223 --> 00:31:33,157
Come on, admit it,
brother.
751
00:31:33,258 --> 00:31:34,325
All right, all right,
all right,
752
00:31:34,425 --> 00:31:35,493
the brothers know
how to party.
753
00:31:35,593 --> 00:31:36,628
You happy now?
754
00:31:36,728 --> 00:31:37,662
I'm getting there.
755
00:31:37,762 --> 00:31:39,230
Well, I like that
Charlie Dixon.
756
00:31:39,330 --> 00:31:40,331
He's a classy guy.
757
00:31:40,431 --> 00:31:42,033
The whole fraternity
is classy, Brandon.
758
00:31:42,133 --> 00:31:43,635
From what my sources
tell me,
759
00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:45,703
to pledge all we have to do
is show up on Saturday.
760
00:31:45,803 --> 00:31:47,906
Brandon, you got the word
on the meeting tonight?
761
00:31:48,006 --> 00:31:50,141
Yeah, 8:00 sharp.
Student Senate room.
762
00:31:50,241 --> 00:31:51,843
Right, we'll be going over
the fine print
763
00:31:51,943 --> 00:31:54,012
in the platform,
so be ready for a long night.
764
00:31:54,112 --> 00:31:56,080
Cool.
Oh, uh, Steve Sanders.
765
00:31:56,180 --> 00:31:57,282
Josh Richland.
Josh. Steve.
766
00:31:57,382 --> 00:31:58,082
Hello.
A pleasure.
767
00:31:58,182 --> 00:31:58,983
Right.
768
00:31:59,550 --> 00:32:00,518
Anyway,
769
00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:01,653
there's some other stuff
we should talk about,
770
00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:02,754
but we can do it later.
771
00:32:02,854 --> 00:32:03,821
Sure.
772
00:32:04,956 --> 00:32:06,958
Ooh, finalize the fine print.
773
00:32:07,058 --> 00:32:09,093
Now that sounds
like a party, man.
774
00:32:09,193 --> 00:32:11,729
There is no way a fraternity
can compete with that.
775
00:32:11,829 --> 00:32:12,864
Yeah, right.
776
00:32:12,964 --> 00:32:15,166
It's not like my being Jewish
is a secret.
777
00:32:15,266 --> 00:32:17,502
I mean, how many Zuckermans
have you met who aren't Jewish?
778
00:32:17,602 --> 00:32:18,937
Told you so.
779
00:32:19,037 --> 00:32:20,738
See, but maybe she didn't
mean anything by it.
780
00:32:20,838 --> 00:32:22,006
Maybe.
781
00:32:22,507 --> 00:32:24,108
Could be there's
a bounty for the Alpha
782
00:32:24,208 --> 00:32:25,677
that bags the most
Jewish girls.
783
00:32:26,311 --> 00:32:27,512
Yeah, but then
why would she care
784
00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:29,681
if I dated only Jewish guys?
785
00:32:29,781 --> 00:32:31,582
Do you only date
Jewish guys?
786
00:32:31,683 --> 00:32:34,252
After this, maybe I will.
787
00:32:34,352 --> 00:32:35,253
Good.
788
00:32:35,353 --> 00:32:36,354
Then I have a chance.
789
00:32:36,454 --> 00:32:38,623
Dan, please.
790
00:32:38,723 --> 00:32:41,726
No, really, I'm trying to
understand what happened.
791
00:32:41,826 --> 00:32:43,161
I mean, she gave me
this pitch
792
00:32:43,261 --> 00:32:44,796
that was supposed
to be one big family.
793
00:32:44,896 --> 00:32:46,197
Everyone's
supposed to fit in.
794
00:32:46,297 --> 00:32:47,699
That's the basic
Greek attitude.
795
00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:50,535
Yeah, but I thought
she meant that I'd fit in.
796
00:32:50,635 --> 00:32:52,904
This could be her way
of asking if being Jewish
797
00:32:53,004 --> 00:32:54,806
is something you're willing
to check at the door.
798
00:32:57,008 --> 00:32:59,377
Well, if that's the question,
I know how to get an answer.
799
00:33:04,115 --> 00:33:06,517
Shouldn't we at least consider
how we're gonna pay
800
00:33:06,617 --> 00:33:08,419
for all the additional security
we're demanding?
801
00:33:08,519 --> 00:33:09,821
No, we shouldn't.
802
00:33:09,921 --> 00:33:10,989
Are you done?
803
00:33:11,089 --> 00:33:12,090
Almost.
804
00:33:12,290 --> 00:33:14,625
What I'm really concerned with
is priority nine:
805
00:33:14,726 --> 00:33:17,595
"The removal of all Pan-Hellenic
sororities and fraternities
806
00:33:17,695 --> 00:33:18,963
from the university campus."
807
00:33:19,063 --> 00:33:20,598
What?
You think it should read
808
00:33:20,698 --> 00:33:23,301
"all fraternity
and sorority types"?
809
00:33:23,401 --> 00:33:25,103
Look, we know
it's ambitious,
810
00:33:25,203 --> 00:33:27,372
but this could be
a real rallying point.
811
00:33:27,472 --> 00:33:30,308
Wait a minute, 90%
of the incoming freshmen
812
00:33:30,408 --> 00:33:31,576
couldn't get the classes
they needed.
813
00:33:31,676 --> 00:33:34,345
The library closes early
four days a week.
814
00:33:34,445 --> 00:33:37,015
How can one of our priorities
be to bash other students?
815
00:33:37,115 --> 00:33:38,983
You know how much of your
student activities fee
816
00:33:39,083 --> 00:33:41,919
goes to floats and
candlelight ceremonies?
817
00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:44,489
And that money can go
to the Chicano Cultural Project
818
00:33:44,589 --> 00:33:46,524
or to daycare
for single mothers.
819
00:33:46,624 --> 00:33:49,394
Okay, wait, let me make it simple.
820
00:33:49,494 --> 00:33:51,863
The Greeks are elitist
and they're racist.
821
00:33:51,963 --> 00:33:53,197
If you have some
thoughts on how
822
00:33:53,297 --> 00:33:54,832
to get rid of
them, we're all ears.
823
00:33:54,932 --> 00:33:56,601
Let's hold on a second.
824
00:33:57,101 --> 00:33:59,470
Some of my best friends
are pledging
825
00:33:59,570 --> 00:34:01,272
sororities and fraternities
at this very moment
826
00:34:01,372 --> 00:34:03,674
and they are neither
elitist nor racist.
827
00:34:03,775 --> 00:34:05,676
The Greeks are more inclusive
than half the groups
828
00:34:05,777 --> 00:34:07,445
you want to
increase funding for. ANGELA: Brandon,
829
00:34:07,545 --> 00:34:09,313
are you going to hold us up
on every issue?
830
00:34:09,414 --> 00:34:10,815
There's a lot more
in here I disagree with
831
00:34:10,915 --> 00:34:12,016
if that's what
you're asking.
832
00:34:12,116 --> 00:34:13,384
You're being a pain.
We are moving on.
833
00:34:13,484 --> 00:34:14,285
I'm not finished.
834
00:34:14,385 --> 00:34:15,920
Yes, you are.
835
00:34:19,023 --> 00:34:22,860
Well, I can't run this platform,
ladies and gentlemen.
836
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:25,830
Find yourself another
fair-haired boy.
837
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:37,275
Hi, Andrea.
838
00:34:37,375 --> 00:34:38,609
What are you doing here?
839
00:34:38,709 --> 00:34:40,344
Uh, can I come in?
840
00:34:40,445 --> 00:34:41,312
Sure.
841
00:34:42,947 --> 00:34:45,483
The candlelight ceremony
was really moving.
842
00:34:45,583 --> 00:34:46,784
I... I loved it.
843
00:34:47,919 --> 00:34:49,787
What got into you, huh?
844
00:34:49,887 --> 00:34:51,656
What'd you have to wear
the star for?
845
00:34:51,756 --> 00:34:53,658
I pulled for you
all week long.
846
00:34:53,758 --> 00:34:55,960
The girls were all ready
to accept you.
847
00:34:56,060 --> 00:34:58,062
But not if I'm Jewish.
848
00:34:58,162 --> 00:35:00,565
Are you crazy?
849
00:35:00,665 --> 00:35:02,200
I'm Jewish.
850
00:35:04,602 --> 00:35:05,803
I had no idea.
851
00:35:05,903 --> 00:35:08,339
Yeah, well, everybody
in the sorority knows
852
00:35:08,439 --> 00:35:10,441
and everybody is fine with it.
853
00:35:11,209 --> 00:35:12,176
They are?
854
00:35:12,276 --> 00:35:13,311
Of course.
855
00:35:13,411 --> 00:35:15,379
Because I don't flaunt it,
that's the trick.
856
00:35:17,348 --> 00:35:19,884
So there's a trick.
857
00:35:21,786 --> 00:35:23,387
You've got a real problem,
you know that?
858
00:35:25,089 --> 00:35:27,191
I have a problem?
859
00:35:27,792 --> 00:35:28,826
When you go to
860
00:35:28,926 --> 00:35:30,328
synagogue on the High Holy Days,
861
00:35:30,428 --> 00:35:32,497
what do you tell
your sorority sisters?
862
00:35:32,597 --> 00:35:33,965
That you're off to the mall?
863
00:35:34,065 --> 00:35:36,567
If you want to join
a temple, join one.
864
00:35:36,667 --> 00:35:39,036
But Alpha-O is a sorority.
865
00:35:39,137 --> 00:35:42,507
You're right, it is.
866
00:35:42,607 --> 00:35:44,575
And I would like you
to withdraw my name
867
00:35:44,675 --> 00:35:47,078
because I don't want to be
a part of it.
868
00:36:09,066 --> 00:36:10,568
Donna, what are you
doing with that dog?
869
00:36:10,668 --> 00:36:11,636
It's my aunt's.
870
00:36:11,736 --> 00:36:13,471
Well, lose it.
In a minute.
871
00:36:13,571 --> 00:36:15,573
I don't want to hold it.
Would you please take it?
872
00:36:15,673 --> 00:36:19,010
Oh, why don't you be a little
more friendly, okay?
873
00:36:19,110 --> 00:36:21,212
Okay, dog, now
you chill out.
874
00:36:24,649 --> 00:36:26,417
Well, since my
"guys are dogs" analogy
875
00:36:26,517 --> 00:36:27,919
seemed to get
the fur flying a bit,
876
00:36:28,019 --> 00:36:29,387
I thought I'd put it
to the test tonight
877
00:36:29,487 --> 00:36:31,856
by doing a side-by-side
comparison.
878
00:36:31,956 --> 00:36:33,257
Now I got the guy,
879
00:36:33,357 --> 00:36:35,092
David Silver,
and I got the dog.
880
00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:38,229
Now here's the scientific part.
The dog's name is Silver, too.
881
00:36:38,329 --> 00:36:39,330
Donna, please.
882
00:36:40,431 --> 00:36:41,666
Silver, sit.
883
00:36:44,402 --> 00:36:45,236
Aha.
884
00:36:45,336 --> 00:36:47,205
My first observation--
885
00:36:47,305 --> 00:36:50,107
the dog appears to be smarter
than the guy.
886
00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:52,543
Well, this is great,
go right ahead.
887
00:36:52,643 --> 00:36:54,545
Lose all three people who are
listening to us right now.
888
00:36:54,645 --> 00:36:56,714
Okay, now for the touch test.
889
00:36:56,814 --> 00:36:58,349
I've got my left hand on the guy
890
00:36:58,449 --> 00:37:00,151
and I got my right hand
on the dog.
891
00:37:00,351 --> 00:37:02,019
Hmm, the guy feels pretty great.
892
00:37:02,119 --> 00:37:04,288
Ooh, hairy back alert for
893
00:37:04,388 --> 00:37:06,123
the dog.
One point for the guy.
894
00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:08,593
Well, for what it's worth,
I don't have fleas, either.
895
00:37:08,693 --> 00:37:10,461
Could you please
move on with this?
896
00:37:10,561 --> 00:37:12,263
Okay. Now, let me
throw this one out
897
00:37:12,363 --> 00:37:13,431
to all you female listeners.
898
00:37:13,531 --> 00:37:15,633
How many of you out there
think that your dog
899
00:37:15,733 --> 00:37:18,603
loves you more than your
boyfriend? We're standing by.
900
00:37:18,703 --> 00:37:20,938
I'm just trying to lighten
things up a bit between us.
901
00:37:21,038 --> 00:37:23,874
Well, you should have left
bad enough alone.
902
00:37:26,744 --> 00:37:27,812
Ah, David.
903
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:33,384
No way, there's people
listening to us.
904
00:37:33,484 --> 00:37:35,052
We have an audience.
905
00:37:35,152 --> 00:37:37,021
Can you believe this? Ooh!
906
00:37:37,121 --> 00:37:39,757
Well, before we handle
our many calls here,
907
00:37:39,857 --> 00:37:41,559
I'd just like to mention my guy
908
00:37:41,659 --> 00:37:43,361
is definitely a better kisser
than the dog, really.
909
00:37:47,999 --> 00:37:49,033
I don't know who
I'm madder at,
910
00:37:49,133 --> 00:37:50,501
Alpha House,
Leslie or myself
911
00:37:50,601 --> 00:37:53,137
for thinking that a blue-eyed
blonde couldn't be Jewish.
912
00:37:53,237 --> 00:37:54,739
Listen, it sounds to me
like she's the one
913
00:37:54,839 --> 00:37:56,107
who doesn't want
anyone to know.
914
00:37:56,207 --> 00:37:57,675
If I was you, I'd
give myself a break.
915
00:37:57,775 --> 00:38:01,212
I don't think I'm the only one
giving myself a hard time here.
916
00:38:01,312 --> 00:38:03,080
All you're doing is
not joining a sorority
917
00:38:03,180 --> 00:38:05,016
that you probably
wouldn't have joined anyway.
918
00:38:05,116 --> 00:38:07,251
I, on the other hand,
have to explain to my father
919
00:38:07,351 --> 00:38:09,920
why I'm throwing away
my future life in politics.
920
00:38:10,021 --> 00:38:12,189
Brandon, this Richland
guy has got a grudge against everyone.
921
00:38:12,290 --> 00:38:13,591
You're probably
doing the right thing.
922
00:38:13,691 --> 00:38:14,992
After hearing
what happened to you,
923
00:38:15,092 --> 00:38:16,494
I'm not sure about
any of the Greeks.
924
00:38:16,594 --> 00:38:18,195
Yeah, well, that might
just be Alpha House.
925
00:38:18,296 --> 00:38:20,197
I mean, we know KEG House
is the least
926
00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:21,599
discriminating place
on the planet earth.
927
00:38:21,699 --> 00:38:23,601
They'll take anybody
who can chug a beer. Chug a beer.
928
00:38:23,701 --> 00:38:26,537
I know, and now Steve's going
to assume I'm a shoo-in to join.
929
00:38:26,637 --> 00:38:27,905
Well, aren't you?
930
00:38:28,005 --> 00:38:28,906
Well, I like the guys
and everything,
931
00:38:29,006 --> 00:38:31,108
but I'm just not sure.
932
00:38:31,208 --> 00:38:32,777
Andrea.
933
00:38:33,277 --> 00:38:35,780
Um, look, I know I'm probably
the last person you want to see,
934
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:37,448
but I need to speak to you.
935
00:38:37,548 --> 00:38:38,983
In private.
936
00:38:39,083 --> 00:38:40,951
Look, anything you
have to say to me,
937
00:38:41,052 --> 00:38:44,388
you can say in front
of my friend Brandon.
938
00:38:44,488 --> 00:38:47,858
Um, well, when I told the girls
that you withdrew your name
939
00:38:47,958 --> 00:38:49,193
they were really upset.
940
00:38:49,293 --> 00:38:51,495
They didn't care about
your Star of David
941
00:38:51,595 --> 00:38:53,931
or your religion
or anything but you.
942
00:38:55,733 --> 00:38:57,201
That's what they say,
943
00:38:57,301 --> 00:38:58,803
but they obviously don't
make you feel that way.
944
00:38:58,903 --> 00:39:01,706
It's not the Alpha House.
945
00:39:01,806 --> 00:39:04,241
It's me.
946
00:39:05,743 --> 00:39:08,913
Yeah, well, what do you expect
from a girl whose family
947
00:39:09,013 --> 00:39:11,882
changed their last name
from Schulman to Sumner?
948
00:39:13,050 --> 00:39:14,185
Listen, you two obviously
949
00:39:14,285 --> 00:39:15,586
have a lot to talk about.
950
00:39:15,686 --> 00:39:16,754
I'm gonna excuse myself.
951
00:39:16,854 --> 00:39:18,122
Oh, how rude of me.
952
00:39:18,222 --> 00:39:22,626
Um, Brandon Walsh, this
is Leslie Sumner Shulman.
953
00:39:23,394 --> 00:39:24,862
Hi.
954
00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:27,264
Hi.
955
00:39:31,435 --> 00:39:32,803
Gentlemen...
956
00:39:32,903 --> 00:39:34,939
it says here in
the Progressive Party platform
957
00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:35,940
that we are the elite.
958
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,642
No, John,
that's elitist.
959
00:39:38,743 --> 00:39:40,411
Listen, I just thought
you guys should know
960
00:39:40,511 --> 00:39:42,813
they're trying to dismantle
the whole Greek system.
961
00:39:42,913 --> 00:39:44,315
Hey, looks like
we've moved up
962
00:39:44,415 --> 00:39:46,016
to priority number
nine this year.
963
00:39:46,117 --> 00:39:47,151
Can you fight it?
964
00:39:47,251 --> 00:39:48,352
They do this every year,
965
00:39:48,452 --> 00:39:50,187
and then they realize
that the Greek alumni
966
00:39:50,287 --> 00:39:52,523
contribute 83%
of CU's endowment.
967
00:39:52,623 --> 00:39:54,325
We're here to stay.
968
00:39:54,425 --> 00:39:55,893
Yeah, but that's
not the point.
969
00:39:55,993 --> 00:39:57,928
No, the point is
you were willing to fight
970
00:39:58,028 --> 00:39:59,497
for our right to party.
971
00:40:01,198 --> 00:40:03,000
I'm so glad
I burned my bridge
972
00:40:03,100 --> 00:40:04,268
to the White House
for you guys.
973
00:40:04,368 --> 00:40:05,536
Well, look on
the bright side,
974
00:40:05,636 --> 00:40:07,037
you're no longer
a weasel-in-training.
975
00:40:07,138 --> 00:40:09,840
You're a KEG man.
976
00:40:09,940 --> 00:40:11,275
Listen, Steve,
977
00:40:11,375 --> 00:40:13,411
uh, you're my best friend
and everything, but...
978
00:40:13,511 --> 00:40:15,179
Pledge with me.
979
00:40:15,279 --> 00:40:17,415
You've got 50
new brothers here. I...
980
00:40:17,515 --> 00:40:19,283
I kinda feel like
I want to do this
981
00:40:19,383 --> 00:40:21,285
on my own for
a while, you know?
982
00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:27,391
You're GDI, Walsh.
983
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:30,494
That's frat speak
984
00:40:30,594 --> 00:40:31,495
for...?
985
00:40:31,595 --> 00:40:33,297
The "I" is for independent.
986
00:40:33,397 --> 00:40:36,167
The "GD" you can guess
for yourself, cowboy.
987
00:40:37,568 --> 00:40:39,637
Join or not join.
988
00:40:39,737 --> 00:40:41,439
For what you did for us,
989
00:40:41,539 --> 00:40:43,174
we're making you
an honorary member.
990
00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:45,776
That, you cannot
turn down.
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