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JEFF:
The Bible says a lot about love.
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"Love thy neighbor."
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"For God so loved the world."
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In First Corinthians, it
says, "Love is patient,
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love is kind."
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But what does it mean
to truly love someone?
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You see, Jesus showed us...
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[quietly]:
You see that?
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[quietly]:
No. But keep talking.
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Why?
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'Cause I'm trying
to unwrap a candy,
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and I don't want
anybody to hear.
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How come she gets candy?
I want candy.
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How come you're
not shushing them?
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Shh! Shh.
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JEFF:
Sometimes love is about
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the little things. A smile.
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Asking about their day.
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Writing an encouraging note.
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[chuckles softly]
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See? He's talking about Robin.
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Who is Robin?
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Pastor Jeff's girlfriend.
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Mom set them up,
and now she thinks she's cool.
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Shh. But I did set them up.
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Cool.JEFF:
So, let's see
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what Jesus has
to say about that.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain
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♪ I bet I could be your hero
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♪ I am a mighty little man
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♪ I am a mighty little man.♪
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Thanks for coming.Pastor Jeff,
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do chickens go to heaven?
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Well, the Bible doesn't say much
about the souls of animals,
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but I like to believe that God
loves all his creatures. Why?
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My dad wants to eat Matilda.
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It's not as bad as it sounds.
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She stopped laying eggs,
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so it's off with her head
and into the fryer.
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Well, I will pray
for her little chicken soul.
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[chuckles]
Just pray she's juicy.
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Hello, Coopers. Nice to see you,
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as always.Lovely sermon today.
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I wouldn't know. I couldn't hear
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over all the candy wrappers
and gossip.
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That's enough. Move along.Actually,
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Mary, can I speak to you
for a sec?
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Sure. Um, I'll be right there.
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Yeah, make it quick. I
don't want to miss kickoff.
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[groans]
Church andfootball?
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At least 60 Minutes
is on tonight.
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Everything okay?
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Everything's wonderful.
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We're trying to keep
this quiet, but...
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We have decided to get married.
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Oh, my gosh![laughs]
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[whispers]:
Oh, my gosh.
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And we were hoping that you
could help us plan the wedding.
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Oh, my gosh![laughs]
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I did it again. I'm sorry.
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Um, I would be honored.
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Oh.
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Just something
small and simple.
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So, when were you thinking?
Uh, spring, summer?
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Next Sunday.
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Uh, oh.
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That is soon.
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Uh, you're not...?
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No.
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Because we haven't,
you know...
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But we would like to.
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But we can't 'cause
I'm a pastor.
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But we can
once we're married.
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So Sunday it is.
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Okay.Or maybe Saturday.
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Ooh, Saturday. Even better.
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I cannot wait.
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Me, either.
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Still here.
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Hmm.
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[all laughing]
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[football playing on TV,
door closes]
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George,
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you will not believe
what I get to do.
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What's that?
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Plan Pastor Jeff's wedding.
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Oh, isn't that nice.
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Oh, it's gonna be
a lot of work.
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They want this done
by next weekend.
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What, he knock her up?
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[chuckles]
Been there.
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No. He is a man of God.
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He cannot have
a physical relationship
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outside holy matrimony.
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Oh, so that'sthe rush.
[chuckles]
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Well, yes,
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but they also seem
very much in love.
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Love is great.
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[sighs]
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Anyway, I am gonna
be extra busy,
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so I'm gonna need you
to pick up the slack
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around here.
You know?
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The kids.
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Making meals.
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Sounds good.
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Wait, what?
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I need you to help out.
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[mutes TV]
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So, Pastor Jeff
wants to get lucky,
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and I pay the price?
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I am asking you to take
care of your children.
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And I'm asking you,
why can't your mother do it?
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George.
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Fine.
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ANNOUNCER: That has to be
the play of the game,
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maybe even the season!
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[groans]
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And I can't believe
what I just saw.
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[clucking]
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Your dad can't
eat Matilda.
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Sure, he can.
He eats everything.
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Billy, you've raised her
from a chick.
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She's like your child.
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You wouldn't let somebody
eat your child.
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Does my child
taste like chicken?
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Billy!
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Missy!
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[sighs]
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ADULT SHELDON:
Many inventions
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changed people's lives
for the better:
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the light bulb,
the polio vaccine,
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and one that doesn't get
enough credit,
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the home video cassette
recorder.
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It didn't help keep people
out of wheelchairs,
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but it did keep me
from missingStar Trek.
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PICARD:
Captain's log, stardate 44307.3.
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I am preparing to leave
by shuttlecraft...
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["I'm Always Here"
by Jimi Jamison playing]
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♪ Some people stand
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♪ In the darkness,
afraid to step... ♪
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♪ Don't you worry...
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No.
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No.
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♪ I'll be ready.
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Georgie!
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Georgie, why are there
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bathing suit ladies
where Captain Picard should be?
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Georgie!
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He's not home.
What's going on?
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Georgie taped over Star
Trek: The Next Generation.
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So? Watch something else.
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I don't want to watch
something else.
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I want to watch Star Trek:
The Next Generation.
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And I want to feel bad
for you, but I don't.
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The television station's
in Houston.
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Drive me there.
I'm sure they have a copy of it.
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[chuckles]:
I'm not driving to Houston.
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Well, then, I should warn you,
I am very unhappy.
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Okay.
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In fact, I am peeved.
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Okay.
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I would slam this door
right now,
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but it would startle me,
so just imagine I did.
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Okay.
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I'm sorry Robin
couldn't be here.
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She's working extra shifts
so she can take some time off
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after the wedding.
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For a honeymoon? How nice.
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Where y'all going?
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Oh, we don't really plan
on leaving the bedroom.
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Well, um, we have
a lot to discuss.
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Reception, flowers, cake...
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Like I said, we're just looking
for something simple.
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Got it. Nothing fancy.
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Just... elegant.
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Right, but a plain,
bare-bones elegance.
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How many guests
were you thinking?
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It doesn't have to be big.
I've been married before.
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But Robin hasn't.
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And you're our pastor.
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Your congregation is gonna want
to share in your special day.
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Those bones
are sounding less bare.
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Sorry.
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Your small, elegant,
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bare-bones, unforgettable,
simple, special day.
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Now, let's talk centerpieces.
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ADULT SHELDON:
None of my friends
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had recorded the episode.
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I called Tam.
I called Dr. Sturgis.
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Those were all my friends.
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PICARD: Engage. [Star Trektheme playing]
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Fortunately,
having a modem granted me
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access to an even better
kind of friend:
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the kind you don't have to see
or talk to.
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[chicken clucks]
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[chicken clucks]
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[clucking]
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[screams]
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[yelps]
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[clucking]
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Why would you bring that pecking
poop machine into our home?
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To save her life.
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What about my life?
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She's not trying to kill you.
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Oh, yeah? Then why was
there hate in her eyes?
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That's how everybody
looks at you.
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[door closes]GEORGE SR.:
I got lunch!
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Dad, Missy put a
chicken in my room!
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The Sparks were gonna
kill her and eat her!
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The hell's going on?
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How could you?
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What?
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[sighs]
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I miss your mother.
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Would you look
at these sugar flowers?
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I'm too busy looking
at the price tag.
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Judas Priest.
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Oh, you can't skimp
on the cake.
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It's the focal point
of the entire wedding.
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How about this? We get
a bunch of Ding Dongs,
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stack them in the
shape of a heart.
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Everybody's happy.
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You do not want your wife
to look back
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at her wedding pictures
and see a pile of Ding Dongs.
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I'm not sure she's gonna care.
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She gonna care!
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[exhales]
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But there are more affordable
cakes here that we can look at.
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Thank you.
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Maybe they have
some stale ones in the back
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that you can disappoint
your bride with.
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[whimpers]
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[exhales]
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All right, here I am.
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What's the emergency?
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Sheldon's mad at Georgie 'cause
he taped over his space show,
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but now he's hiding
in the garage
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'cause Missy brought
home Billy's chicken.
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And Missy's hiding
in the bathroom
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'cause I brought
home fried chicken.
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Good luck.
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Oh, come on, help me out!
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What are you doing to help?
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I called your
ass over here.
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Where's Mary?
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At church planning
Pastor Jeff's wedding.
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And she left you in charge?
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Yeah.Well, that was dumb.
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Thank you.Okay.
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Let's split up.
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You want live chicken
or dead chicken?
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Hey.
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Right in there.Hi.
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Hello.Hi.
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See ya.
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I'll take the chicken problems.
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Girl in bedroom?
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[singsongy]:
All yours.
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[music playing quietly
over speakers]
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Oh.
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[smacks lips]
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Would you like to try it on?Oh, no.
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I'm not here for me.
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00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:21,359
Just helping a friend.
266
00:10:21,403 --> 00:10:22,883
Oh, too bad.
267
00:10:22,926 --> 00:10:24,885
That dress would be
stunning on you.
268
00:10:24,928 --> 00:10:27,061
Oh, I would look
like a princess.
269
00:10:28,279 --> 00:10:30,107
What do you think?
270
00:10:30,151 --> 00:10:31,456
How handsome!
271
00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:33,763
I feel like I'm in the presence
of James Bond.
272
00:10:33,807 --> 00:10:35,983
Well, I don't have
a license to kill,
273
00:10:36,026 --> 00:10:38,681
but I do have a license
to officiate funerals.
274
00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:41,249
Should we pull
some dresses for Robin?
275
00:10:41,292 --> 00:10:43,773
I suppose. How about that?
276
00:10:43,817 --> 00:10:46,080
Oh, she'd hate that.
Keep looking.
277
00:10:49,126 --> 00:10:50,562
Oh.
278
00:10:50,606 --> 00:10:53,348
Come on, and bring that bucket
of chicken out of there.
279
00:10:53,391 --> 00:10:54,915
MISSY:
No, we're not
eating it.
280
00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:56,264
What if it was
Matilda's friend?
281
00:10:56,307 --> 00:10:58,266
Honey, that one's from Kentucky.
282
00:10:58,309 --> 00:11:00,790
They didn't know each other.
283
00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:02,836
MEEMAW:
George.
284
00:11:02,879 --> 00:11:04,489
Why are you not
in that bedroom?
285
00:11:04,533 --> 00:11:07,623
Well, I'm just thinking
of what to say.
286
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:08,755
They're teenagers.
287
00:11:08,798 --> 00:11:11,192
If you wait any longer,
they'll be done.
288
00:11:11,235 --> 00:11:13,107
I'm just gonna grab a beer.
289
00:11:13,150 --> 00:11:15,457
George!
290
00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:16,893
Georgie?
291
00:11:16,937 --> 00:11:19,983
♪ Out on the streets,
that's where we'll meet... ♪
292
00:11:20,027 --> 00:11:21,158
What?
293
00:11:21,202 --> 00:11:22,769
Door stays open.
294
00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:24,945
Why? We're just
listening to music.
295
00:11:24,988 --> 00:11:26,729
My house, my rules.
296
00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:28,600
And don't sit on the bed.
297
00:11:28,644 --> 00:11:30,254
Where are we supposed to sit?
298
00:11:30,298 --> 00:11:32,692
Just... not on the bed.
299
00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:34,389
Whatever.
300
00:11:35,869 --> 00:11:38,915
♪ That you would
end up winning... ♪
301
00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:41,788
He's just mad 'cause
we're young and he's not.
302
00:11:41,831 --> 00:11:44,007
Done. I made 'em
sit on the floor.
303
00:11:44,051 --> 00:11:47,010
Smart. Nobody ever
got pregnant on the floor.
304
00:11:49,317 --> 00:11:51,798
Have you had the talk
with that boy?Of course.
305
00:11:51,841 --> 00:11:53,277
Really? What'd you say?
306
00:11:53,321 --> 00:11:56,628
You know, the stuff...
307
00:11:56,672 --> 00:11:59,936
you know, a father says when
he has a talk with his son.
308
00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:02,852
Good Lord. Did you tell him
about protection?
309
00:12:02,896 --> 00:12:04,854
Oh, come on, Connie.Well, it's important.
310
00:12:04,898 --> 00:12:07,378
What if he knocks that
poor girl up and ruins her life?
311
00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:09,685
Is that a swipe at me?Well, it depends.
312
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:12,819
Did you knock up my daughter
and ruin her life?
313
00:12:12,862 --> 00:12:14,908
Wait. I know the answer.
314
00:12:14,951 --> 00:12:18,955
Hey, for your information,
Mary is very happy.
315
00:12:18,999 --> 00:12:20,783
[crying]
316
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:26,049
Robin's gonna look
so beautiful in this.
317
00:12:26,093 --> 00:12:29,531
Your wedding's gonna be perfect.
318
00:12:29,574 --> 00:12:32,012
[crying]Great. Thank you.
319
00:12:32,055 --> 00:12:33,665
She won't have
320
00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:36,538
to go down to city hall wearing
the only thing that still fits
321
00:12:36,581 --> 00:12:38,888
'cause she's trying to hide
the fact that she's pregnant.
322
00:12:38,932 --> 00:12:41,543
Uh-huh.[Mary inhales loudly]
323
00:12:41,586 --> 00:12:44,938
She's gonna get the wedding
of her dreams.
324
00:12:44,981 --> 00:12:45,939
[sobbing]
325
00:12:45,982 --> 00:12:47,114
If she cries on the dress,
326
00:12:47,157 --> 00:12:48,550
do I have to buy it?
327
00:12:48,593 --> 00:12:51,640
[sobbing loudly]
328
00:12:51,683 --> 00:12:54,034
You know it takes two people
to get pregnant, right?
329
00:12:54,077 --> 00:12:55,426
I know that.
Does Georgie?
330
00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:57,211
Probably. We
got cable now.
331
00:12:58,255 --> 00:12:59,648
Dad?
332
00:12:59,691 --> 00:13:00,997
What?
333
00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:02,956
Is Matilda still
in my closet?
334
00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:03,957
What?
335
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,219
That's a "yes."[toilet flushes]
336
00:13:05,262 --> 00:13:06,524
MISSY:
Aah!
337
00:13:06,568 --> 00:13:08,570
The bathroom's flooding!
338
00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:11,703
What happened?I flushed a chicken leg,
339
00:13:11,747 --> 00:13:13,880
and water started
going everywhere.
340
00:13:13,923 --> 00:13:16,056
Chickens were your job!
341
00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:27,067
Maybe I'm being punished.
Maybe I'm a bad person.
342
00:13:29,156 --> 00:13:31,201
That went in my mouth.
343
00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:33,856
Stay back!
344
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:36,250
Calm down. We're
taking her home.
345
00:13:36,293 --> 00:13:37,729
To be murdered.
346
00:13:37,773 --> 00:13:39,557
Okay, have fun.
347
00:13:41,168 --> 00:13:42,734
Can y'all keep it down?
348
00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:44,780
I have a bone
to pick with you, sir.
349
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:45,999
What'd I do?
350
00:13:46,042 --> 00:13:47,914
You taped over
my Star Trekepisode.
351
00:13:47,957 --> 00:13:48,915
So?
352
00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:51,656
So, now I may never
get to see it.
353
00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:53,049
What if it was a two-parter?
354
00:13:53,093 --> 00:13:56,096
I can't start a two-parter
on part two. That's madness.
355
00:13:56,139 --> 00:13:58,098
I think I'm gonna go.
356
00:13:58,141 --> 00:13:59,534
Okay.
357
00:13:59,577 --> 00:14:00,752
Hola, señorita.
358
00:14:00,796 --> 00:14:02,711
She's in my Spanish class.
359
00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:04,191
I'll call you later.
360
00:14:04,234 --> 00:14:07,107
Te veo mañana en la clase de español.
361
00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:08,673
What?
362
00:14:08,717 --> 00:14:10,632
That means, "See you tomorrow
in Spanish class."
363
00:14:10,675 --> 00:14:12,808
I was going to ask
how you thought you did
364
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,550
on Friday's quiz, but I'm
guessing the answer is no bueno.
365
00:14:17,334 --> 00:14:19,249
Adios.
366
00:14:19,293 --> 00:14:21,034
[door opens]What?
367
00:14:21,077 --> 00:14:23,558
[nose blowing]
368
00:14:23,601 --> 00:14:25,168
I'm sorry.
369
00:14:25,212 --> 00:14:29,085
This is your wedding,
and I'm making it all about me.
370
00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:31,609
No. I mean, you are,
but it's fine.
371
00:14:31,653 --> 00:14:35,135
It's just, every bride dreams
of walking down the aisle,
372
00:14:35,178 --> 00:14:37,180
and I never got to have that.
373
00:14:37,224 --> 00:14:39,400
Still on you. Okay.
374
00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:41,184
I'm sorry. I'll stop.
375
00:14:41,228 --> 00:14:45,014
Hey, even though I'm looking
fly, I'm still your pastor.
376
00:14:45,058 --> 00:14:47,147
Well...
377
00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:49,540
it's more than the wedding.
378
00:14:49,584 --> 00:14:53,153
Overnight, I became
a wife and a mother.
379
00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:55,720
I feel like
I missed out on a lot.
380
00:14:55,764 --> 00:14:58,114
Well, sometimes the Lord
has his own plans for us.
381
00:14:58,158 --> 00:15:00,769
And if it helps, Robin
and I always talk about
382
00:15:00,812 --> 00:15:02,858
how much we admire
you and your family.
383
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,686
Really?
384
00:15:04,729 --> 00:15:07,080
Your marriage may have
gotten off to a rough start,
385
00:15:07,123 --> 00:15:09,473
but if that's what it took
to get where you are,
386
00:15:09,517 --> 00:15:11,171
maybe God knew
what he was doing.
387
00:15:11,214 --> 00:15:13,216
[sighs]
388
00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:14,783
You know what?
389
00:15:14,826 --> 00:15:16,698
Let's get back
to planning your wedding.
390
00:15:16,741 --> 00:15:19,048
Oh, no. You're done.
You may be a great wife
391
00:15:19,092 --> 00:15:20,963
and mother, but
you stink at this.
392
00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:22,312
That's fair.
393
00:15:24,401 --> 00:15:26,142
Do I have to?
394
00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:28,579
You want to add grandkids
to this mess?
395
00:15:28,623 --> 00:15:29,885
God, no.
396
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,365
Georgie, we need to talk.
397
00:15:32,322 --> 00:15:34,107
What now?
398
00:15:35,151 --> 00:15:37,110
[clicks tongue]
399
00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:40,156
You're of an age
where your body has...
400
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:41,723
urges.
401
00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:43,377
Oh, my God!
402
00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:44,987
Georgie, you need
to hear this.
403
00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:46,380
From both of you?
404
00:15:46,423 --> 00:15:49,165
W-Well, who do you want
to hear it from?
405
00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:52,516
No one. But if I got
to pick, I guess you.
406
00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:53,909
Good choice.
407
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,477
Don't forget to tell him
about venereal disease.
408
00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:58,218
[chuckles]
409
00:15:58,261 --> 00:15:59,393
[door closes]
410
00:15:59,436 --> 00:16:01,395
MAN:
This next part's so great.
411
00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:03,701
WESLEY CRUSHER [over TV]:
Yes, sir. I'm aware of that.
412
00:16:03,745 --> 00:16:05,747
[gentle orchestral music
playing over TV]
413
00:16:08,706 --> 00:16:10,491
The Academy?
414
00:16:10,534 --> 00:16:13,407
PICARD:
I just received a message
from Admiral Nsomeka.
415
00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:14,974
She expects you...
416
00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:16,453
What's going on here?
417
00:16:16,497 --> 00:16:19,152
Wesley Crusher was just accepted
into Starfleet Academy,
418
00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:21,371
and for his final mission,
he's accompanying Picard
419
00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:24,113
on a shuttle mission
to Pentarus Five.
420
00:16:24,157 --> 00:16:27,160
No. I mean...
who's your friend?
421
00:16:27,203 --> 00:16:29,205
Oh, he's not a friend.
He's a stranger.
422
00:16:29,249 --> 00:16:31,207
I met him on a Star
Trekbulletin board.
423
00:16:31,251 --> 00:16:32,861
He had a copy
of the episode
424
00:16:32,904 --> 00:16:34,428
Georgie taped over
and brought it here.
425
00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:38,214
Hello. I'm Nathan.
426
00:16:38,258 --> 00:16:42,523
I'm gonna have to ask you
to leave... Nathan.
427
00:16:42,566 --> 00:16:44,307
Okay.
428
00:16:44,351 --> 00:16:46,353
But I'm taking
my tape with me.That's fine.
429
00:16:46,396 --> 00:16:48,703
No. I need to see the end.No, you don't!
430
00:16:49,921 --> 00:16:51,967
Does anyone read us?
431
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,925
[clears throat]
And I know your
mom would want me
432
00:16:53,969 --> 00:16:55,318
to tell you to
wait till marriage,
433
00:16:55,362 --> 00:16:58,539
but I also know...
you're probably not going to.
434
00:16:58,582 --> 00:17:00,193
Did you?
435
00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:03,370
The important thing is
that when you're with a girl...
436
00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:04,762
[scoffs]
437
00:17:06,547 --> 00:17:09,115
You know how when
we're running practice drills
438
00:17:09,158 --> 00:17:13,162
and we wear protection
so both people are safe?
439
00:17:13,206 --> 00:17:14,381
Yeah.
440
00:17:14,424 --> 00:17:17,253
Well, there you go.
441
00:17:17,297 --> 00:17:19,081
What?
442
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:22,215
Same thing,
but with your privates.
443
00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:24,782
Please leave.Thank you.
444
00:17:24,826 --> 00:17:27,307
PICARD:
Wesley,
445
00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:30,223
you will be missed.[door closes]
446
00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:33,922
That was excellent.
447
00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:35,489
Yeah, top notch.
448
00:17:35,532 --> 00:17:37,273
Get out!
449
00:17:37,317 --> 00:17:39,101
Yeah, I think that
turned out pretty--
450
00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:40,363
Who the hell is this?
451
00:17:40,407 --> 00:17:42,887
This is Nathan. He's
been to four Comic-Cons.
452
00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:44,193
And he's leaving.
453
00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:45,368
Are you sure?
454
00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:48,067
Beam your ass out of here.
455
00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:50,069
Yes, ma'am.
456
00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:53,420
One to beam up.
457
00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:55,074
Energize.
458
00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:58,120
[Star Trek: The Next Generationtheme playing]
459
00:17:58,164 --> 00:17:59,817
ADULT SHELDON:
Okay, that last part
didn't happen,
460
00:17:59,861 --> 00:18:01,254
but, boy,
would that have been neat.
461
00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:03,647
That was so neat.
462
00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:07,390
Forgot my tape.
463
00:18:07,434 --> 00:18:09,436
[music stops, tape ejects]
464
00:18:13,396 --> 00:18:14,789
Energize.
465
00:18:16,573 --> 00:18:18,227
I miss him already.
466
00:18:21,752 --> 00:18:23,667
Robin and Jeffrey,
by their solemn vows
467
00:18:23,711 --> 00:18:25,887
freely made before God...
468
00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:29,673
ADULT SHELDON:
Pastor Jeff and Officer Robin
finally had their ceremony,
469
00:18:29,717 --> 00:18:33,112
which was nice for them, but meant I had to go to church
470
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:35,853
on a Saturday
and watch old people kiss.
471
00:18:35,897 --> 00:18:38,247
You may kiss the bride.
472
00:18:52,696 --> 00:18:55,003
[applause fades,
people murmuring]
473
00:18:57,048 --> 00:18:59,747
["A Little Less Conversation"
by Elvis Presley playing]
474
00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:09,844
♪ A little less conversation,
a little more action ♪
475
00:19:09,887 --> 00:19:13,195
♪ All this aggravation
ain't satisfactioning me... ♪
476
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:16,503
No tongue. No tongue.
Oh, there it is.
477
00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:18,722
♪ And open up your heart
and, baby, satisfy me ♪
478
00:19:18,766 --> 00:19:20,942
♪ Satisfy me♪♪ Come on, come on...
479
00:19:20,985 --> 00:19:23,118
Where are they going
in such a hurry?
480
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,816
Probably to unwrap
their presents.
481
00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:27,209
♪ Satisfy me, baby...
482
00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:29,080
Something's
getting unwrapped.
483
00:19:29,124 --> 00:19:31,213
Told you.♪ Satisfy me, baby
484
00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:32,954
♪ Satisfy me♪♪ Satisfy me, girl
485
00:19:32,997 --> 00:19:33,998
♪ Come on, come on,
come on, come on...♪
486
00:19:37,393 --> 00:19:39,352
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487
00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:44,357
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