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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,711 --> 00:00:14,645 I don't want to have a baby. 2 00:00:14,880 --> 00:00:16,871 I never wanted a baby. 3 00:00:17,016 --> 00:00:20,850 My mother said I might die if I have a baby! 4 00:00:20,986 --> 00:00:23,420 - Please, come to bed. - No! 5 00:00:23,489 --> 00:00:25,650 I won't do anything. I promise you. 6 00:00:25,724 --> 00:00:27,248 I won't do a thing. 7 00:00:27,326 --> 00:00:30,853 If it's a boy, I'll die. I'll just die. 8 00:00:45,911 --> 00:00:48,311 - Honey, please. - I don't want three! 9 00:00:48,380 --> 00:00:49,608 I'm tired! 10 00:00:49,682 --> 00:00:52,708 He cried all day long. You don't have to take care of him. 11 00:00:52,852 --> 00:00:54,342 I take care of him. 12 00:00:54,787 --> 00:00:57,915 If you made more money, if you made a decent living... 13 00:00:58,023 --> 00:01:00,685 He should have his own room. He should have a nurse. 14 00:01:00,926 --> 00:01:02,450 We should have a maid. 15 00:01:02,561 --> 00:01:04,256 No! Don't touch me. 16 00:01:04,396 --> 00:01:06,796 Don't think I'm not going to tell him about men. 17 00:01:06,866 --> 00:01:08,800 What terrible things men do. 18 00:01:08,868 --> 00:01:11,666 When he grows up he's not going to manhandle... 19 00:01:11,737 --> 00:01:13,602 any poor little girls! 20 00:01:18,077 --> 00:01:19,510 Don't touch me there. 21 00:01:20,512 --> 00:01:21,774 I want to. 22 00:01:27,186 --> 00:01:28,175 Max! 23 00:01:30,222 --> 00:01:32,190 It's dirty, dirty, dirty! 24 00:01:32,258 --> 00:01:34,988 Dirty little girl, dirty little boy! I, your mother... 25 00:01:35,060 --> 00:01:38,257 am going to scrub scrub scrub until you're clean clean clean! 26 00:01:41,433 --> 00:01:42,661 Screw. 27 00:01:42,935 --> 00:01:44,527 Everyone thinks it's freaky. 28 00:01:45,404 --> 00:01:49,033 You'd like the covers taken off before the kids come over? 29 00:01:50,142 --> 00:01:51,302 Can we? 30 00:01:58,384 --> 00:02:00,750 - Who the hell pays for it all? - You. 31 00:02:00,819 --> 00:02:02,650 - And whose house is it? - Yours. 32 00:02:02,721 --> 00:02:05,656 Then let's go! Get the other side of the couch. 33 00:02:06,625 --> 00:02:08,923 All right, son. One, two, three! 34 00:02:09,628 --> 00:02:11,323 You get the other side. 35 00:02:11,397 --> 00:02:13,865 - You're the greatest damn father! - Don't swear! 36 00:02:18,003 --> 00:02:19,493 Are you out of your mind? 37 00:02:20,005 --> 00:02:22,496 Get that filthy animal out of here. 38 00:02:22,808 --> 00:02:24,366 Out! 39 00:02:24,777 --> 00:02:27,803 Are you crazy, letting that animal in the house? 40 00:02:28,914 --> 00:02:31,007 Are you trying to drive me crazy? 41 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:35,646 It stinks. 42 00:02:35,754 --> 00:02:37,984 Whatever it is you're making, it stinks. 43 00:02:38,123 --> 00:02:40,717 Your teacher said you could be a brilliant chemist. 44 00:02:40,793 --> 00:02:42,454 Why don't you make perfume? 45 00:02:42,594 --> 00:02:45,085 Like Max Number 5, or... 46 00:02:45,631 --> 00:02:47,428 Ma Femme. 47 00:02:47,866 --> 00:02:49,026 What is that? 48 00:02:49,368 --> 00:02:50,562 It's LSD. 49 00:02:51,670 --> 00:02:52,967 What? 50 00:02:53,706 --> 00:02:55,469 What are you talking about? 51 00:02:55,941 --> 00:02:57,408 You want some of it? 52 00:02:57,776 --> 00:03:00,006 I'll give you the special mother's rate. 53 00:03:00,346 --> 00:03:02,871 Mama's little helper, $1.50 a cube. 54 00:03:05,684 --> 00:03:06,981 Yuck. 55 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:11,053 I've been saving for four months and I've got $800 stashed away. 56 00:03:11,623 --> 00:03:14,057 That's enough to leave home with, right? 57 00:03:14,193 --> 00:03:15,854 Where would you go? 58 00:03:19,465 --> 00:03:20,955 What is that? 59 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:23,493 It'll blow your hand off. 60 00:03:24,737 --> 00:03:27,763 You're really developing quite an imagination. 61 00:03:28,907 --> 00:03:31,137 - What is it? - It's going to be a bomb. 62 00:03:32,411 --> 00:03:36,177 I'm not going to let you watch television late at night anymore. 63 00:03:36,982 --> 00:03:39,746 I'm going to blow up the old man's Chrysler with it. 64 00:03:40,285 --> 00:03:41,843 His new car? 65 00:03:42,354 --> 00:03:45,084 But Papa loves his new Chrysler. 66 00:03:45,691 --> 00:03:47,488 More than he loves Mommy? 67 00:03:47,793 --> 00:03:49,317 You bet he does. 68 00:03:49,461 --> 00:03:52,021 He'd sleep with it in the garage if I'd let him. 69 00:03:52,231 --> 00:03:54,529 The way things are going I just might let him. 70 00:03:54,733 --> 00:03:55,961 Yuck. 71 00:03:56,502 --> 00:03:59,869 Max, why can't you be neat neat neat neat? 72 00:04:00,506 --> 00:04:03,100 If you really had $800, baby... 73 00:04:03,175 --> 00:04:05,439 why don't you get yourself a personal maid... 74 00:04:05,511 --> 00:04:07,877 and 400 bars of soap? 75 00:04:29,968 --> 00:04:32,960 I'm running away. I'd kill myself if I had stay here. 76 00:04:37,042 --> 00:04:39,442 I'd take you with me, but I can't. 77 00:05:34,466 --> 00:05:36,229 Got something to say 78 00:05:36,401 --> 00:05:38,028 If you all want me 79 00:05:38,103 --> 00:05:39,798 Well today's your day 80 00:05:39,938 --> 00:05:41,906 Just be patient, baby 81 00:05:42,007 --> 00:05:43,599 Yeah, please do 82 00:05:43,742 --> 00:05:46,905 Come right up, line up I'll get around to you 83 00:05:47,813 --> 00:05:50,577 Good mornin', people 84 00:05:53,318 --> 00:05:55,684 I dig free lovin' fun 85 00:05:57,022 --> 00:05:58,785 That's what I'm here for 86 00:06:00,626 --> 00:06:02,685 Show you how it's done 87 00:06:06,965 --> 00:06:09,024 Come on and slack off boy 88 00:06:09,701 --> 00:06:11,430 Don't you know that lovin's free 89 00:06:13,539 --> 00:06:16,372 That's the way you got to groove on life 90 00:06:16,575 --> 00:06:19,237 So come on and give your lovin' to me 91 00:06:28,353 --> 00:06:30,184 Makin' love now, baby 92 00:06:30,255 --> 00:06:31,950 That's my game 93 00:06:32,090 --> 00:06:33,785 I'll blow your mind, baby 94 00:06:33,859 --> 00:06:35,486 It'll never be the same 95 00:06:35,727 --> 00:06:37,786 But it's a groove now, baby 96 00:06:37,930 --> 00:06:39,397 Just wait and see 97 00:06:39,498 --> 00:06:43,025 Come on and give your sweet lovin' to me 98 00:06:44,036 --> 00:06:46,266 Free lovin' 99 00:06:49,007 --> 00:06:51,567 Take your fill from my cup 100 00:06:53,178 --> 00:06:55,703 No more waitin', baby 101 00:06:56,515 --> 00:06:58,881 Others hang you up 102 00:07:01,787 --> 00:07:05,018 Now you take all of my lovin' 103 00:07:05,524 --> 00:07:07,685 It's time you followed me 104 00:07:09,194 --> 00:07:11,924 I'm gonna do my very best 105 00:07:12,431 --> 00:07:14,831 And you'll get it from me 106 00:07:48,867 --> 00:07:52,394 By the age of 22, Max Flatow Jr... 107 00:07:52,437 --> 00:07:54,337 now known as Max Frost. 108 00:07:54,873 --> 00:07:57,137 From his palatial Beverly Hills home... 109 00:07:57,276 --> 00:08:00,211 Max operates 14 interlocking companies. 110 00:08:00,579 --> 00:08:03,241 A multi-millionaire, after taxes. 111 00:08:03,649 --> 00:08:08,052 Sources of revenue include personal appearances, records... 112 00:08:08,353 --> 00:08:11,015 and Max's own music publishing company. 113 00:08:11,323 --> 00:08:13,052 A leader of men... 114 00:08:13,191 --> 00:08:14,715 and of little girls. 115 00:08:15,093 --> 00:08:18,085 One of Max's latest creature comforts... 116 00:08:18,463 --> 00:08:21,091 ex-child star, Sally LeRoy... 117 00:08:21,266 --> 00:08:23,757 24, vegetarian... 118 00:08:23,935 --> 00:08:26,165 mystic, acid-head. 119 00:08:33,745 --> 00:08:37,272 Max's entourage, always in residence. 120 00:08:37,749 --> 00:08:38,977 Always. 121 00:08:40,986 --> 00:08:43,546 Abraham Salteen, 20... 122 00:08:43,655 --> 00:08:46,317 known as The Hook, Max's trumpeter. 123 00:08:48,627 --> 00:08:51,027 Hey, baby. What's happening? 124 00:08:58,070 --> 00:09:01,039 You know it's a good thing you play groovy horn. 125 00:09:02,474 --> 00:09:04,135 - Hey, Max. - Yeah? 126 00:09:04,209 --> 00:09:06,473 How many bastards you got now? 127 00:09:07,512 --> 00:09:09,036 You mean kids? 128 00:09:09,281 --> 00:09:12,182 No, I mean bastards. You ain't married yet, you know. 129 00:09:12,250 --> 00:09:13,774 You mean kids. 130 00:09:14,119 --> 00:09:16,087 All right, kids. 131 00:09:16,288 --> 00:09:19,155 - Four he supports. - Yeah, but two I know. 132 00:09:19,458 --> 00:09:21,517 Who wants to be uptight about it? 133 00:09:21,593 --> 00:09:24,824 The two I don't know, their mothers eat brown rice and seaweed... 134 00:09:24,930 --> 00:09:26,921 - and that don't cost... - Much. 135 00:09:26,998 --> 00:09:29,159 Billy Cage, 15. 136 00:09:29,334 --> 00:09:32,531 The youngest graduate in the history of Yale Law School. 137 00:09:32,637 --> 00:09:34,798 IQ 186. 138 00:09:34,940 --> 00:09:38,034 Max's business advisor, also guitarist. 139 00:09:45,384 --> 00:09:47,614 You guys lay off my man. 140 00:09:48,387 --> 00:09:50,321 'Cause he digs chicks. 141 00:09:50,422 --> 00:09:52,617 You know, stuff that cop-out, right? 142 00:09:52,758 --> 00:09:55,386 It ain't my baby, I ain't going to pay no $200 a month. 143 00:09:55,460 --> 00:09:59,055 Stanley X, 21, drummer, anthropologist... 144 00:09:59,164 --> 00:10:01,496 author of The Aborigine Cookbook. 145 00:10:01,633 --> 00:10:03,863 Making it with girls only? 146 00:10:04,169 --> 00:10:06,262 It's some kind of crazy throwback. 147 00:10:06,471 --> 00:10:08,666 Fuji Elly, 14... 148 00:10:08,740 --> 00:10:12,039 Japanese typewriter heiress and beach bum. 149 00:10:12,644 --> 00:10:14,578 You're a minority, man. 150 00:10:15,647 --> 00:10:17,911 You're groovy, but you're outnumbered. 151 00:10:18,016 --> 00:10:20,484 Who in the hell is in the majority, man? 152 00:10:20,919 --> 00:10:22,819 You read the papers, don't you? 153 00:10:22,988 --> 00:10:24,956 Yeah, I read the papers. 154 00:10:25,624 --> 00:10:27,353 You don't read the papers. 155 00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:29,522 Yeah, I read them on Wednesday. 156 00:10:31,897 --> 00:10:33,694 You know what I read in the papers? 157 00:10:33,765 --> 00:10:35,960 No, but I know what you roll in the papers. 158 00:10:38,770 --> 00:10:41,933 I'm going to tell you what I read in the paper. 159 00:10:42,441 --> 00:10:44,932 I read that 52 percent... 160 00:10:45,510 --> 00:10:49,503 52 percent of America is under 25 years old. 161 00:10:50,182 --> 00:10:52,844 The rest of them, babies, they're the minority! 162 00:10:52,984 --> 00:10:55,384 We're the majority. 163 00:11:00,425 --> 00:11:02,655 Baby we made it 164 00:11:02,861 --> 00:11:05,386 We're 52 percent 165 00:11:08,700 --> 00:11:13,034 Yeah, we're 52 percent They got TV shows for us 166 00:11:13,104 --> 00:11:16,801 We're 52 percent They design the clothes for us 167 00:11:16,942 --> 00:11:20,810 We're 52 percent They play the songs we dig 168 00:11:21,146 --> 00:11:24,877 We're 52 percent And we make big business big 169 00:11:25,217 --> 00:11:28,744 We're 52 percent They know we set the trend 170 00:11:29,054 --> 00:11:33,150 We're 52 percent And their economy depends on 171 00:11:33,291 --> 00:11:36,283 52 percent, babies You and me 172 00:11:36,561 --> 00:11:38,188 We're the power 173 00:11:38,263 --> 00:11:42,723 We're the fashion in their great society 174 00:11:44,369 --> 00:11:46,303 So come on brothers 175 00:11:46,404 --> 00:11:48,338 And sisters 176 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:52,076 My troops, my people 177 00:11:53,478 --> 00:11:56,208 We got something going 178 00:11:56,381 --> 00:12:01,318 The whole country is our destiny 179 00:12:01,586 --> 00:12:04,851 If we just pick our spots 180 00:12:05,023 --> 00:12:08,151 We're going to call all the shots 181 00:12:08,927 --> 00:12:10,622 Turn up the sound. 182 00:12:10,729 --> 00:12:11,957 Turn up the sound! 183 00:12:19,104 --> 00:12:20,571 Louder! 184 00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:25,532 We're 52 percent They design the clothes for us 185 00:12:26,044 --> 00:12:29,775 We're 52 percent They play the songs we dig 186 00:12:30,115 --> 00:12:33,642 We're 52 percent And we make big business big 187 00:12:33,752 --> 00:12:35,686 I think that's Max Jacob Jr. 188 00:12:37,055 --> 00:12:38,716 That's a madman. 189 00:12:38,790 --> 00:12:41,224 Max, that's Max Jacob Jr. 190 00:12:42,193 --> 00:12:45,219 52 percent, babies You and me 191 00:12:45,430 --> 00:12:48,024 But that boy's insane. 192 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:50,368 Max Jacob was insane. 193 00:12:52,470 --> 00:12:55,667 I'm going to have my face lifted and my hair bleached. 194 00:12:55,774 --> 00:12:57,002 And your hair dyed. 195 00:12:57,642 --> 00:13:00,236 And my teeth capped. We can afford it all now! 196 00:13:00,679 --> 00:13:03,307 And you'll get a top-dollar toupee. 197 00:13:04,149 --> 00:13:07,846 We've got to look our best and youngest when we go see him. 198 00:13:07,919 --> 00:13:09,443 See him? 199 00:13:09,521 --> 00:13:11,045 Sure we'll see him. 200 00:13:11,222 --> 00:13:12,587 I'm somebody. 201 00:13:12,791 --> 00:13:15,282 I'm the mother of a famous man. 202 00:13:15,393 --> 00:13:17,156 I'm a celebrity. 203 00:13:18,296 --> 00:13:20,560 Just remember 204 00:13:20,765 --> 00:13:23,427 We're 52 percent 205 00:13:25,737 --> 00:13:28,035 You look young, you look fantastic. 206 00:13:28,206 --> 00:13:30,674 Maximillian Frost! You should be very proud. 207 00:13:32,043 --> 00:13:35,069 If you could get him to write my son a letter... 208 00:13:35,213 --> 00:13:37,545 What color is his skin? 209 00:13:37,649 --> 00:13:40,777 He's supposed to go to the draft board for his physical. 210 00:13:40,885 --> 00:13:44,343 He's got to cut his hair or Lord knows what they'll do. 211 00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:58,561 He said to say good night to the kid. 212 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:04,538 An hour later you find him asleep. 213 00:14:06,111 --> 00:14:07,976 What's his hang-up? 214 00:14:09,047 --> 00:14:11,675 I think he's even further out back than I am. 215 00:14:12,283 --> 00:14:14,774 I think he prefers three-year-olds to anybody. 216 00:14:14,953 --> 00:14:17,012 Yes, he loves them. 217 00:14:17,589 --> 00:14:19,614 Just loves them. 218 00:14:20,425 --> 00:14:21,585 That's right. 219 00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:23,884 They're better than we are. 220 00:14:37,409 --> 00:14:38,933 Sweetums. 221 00:14:39,778 --> 00:14:41,507 I feel like a fool. 222 00:14:41,613 --> 00:14:42,875 Nonsense. 223 00:14:43,014 --> 00:14:45,983 You look beautiful, darling. Just beautiful. 224 00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:47,609 Now you're the man I married. 225 00:14:47,752 --> 00:14:51,210 The man I married, not just some toy manufacturer. 226 00:14:51,289 --> 00:14:53,484 The man that I said to my mother about: 227 00:14:53,591 --> 00:14:55,855 "I don't care what his religion is.' ' 228 00:14:55,927 --> 00:14:57,360 Sweetums... 229 00:14:58,596 --> 00:14:59,756 Snookums. 230 00:15:00,865 --> 00:15:03,766 It's going to be like a second honeymoon, baby. 231 00:15:03,868 --> 00:15:07,133 We'll go to his concert and we'll surprise him. 232 00:15:07,205 --> 00:15:09,673 His mommy and daddy will be there. 233 00:15:10,141 --> 00:15:12,371 He should know that we're coming. 234 00:15:12,577 --> 00:15:14,408 Mom and Dad? 235 00:15:14,546 --> 00:15:17,640 - Maybe we shouldn't go. - Of course we're going to go. 236 00:15:18,917 --> 00:15:20,475 Mother and Father... 237 00:15:20,752 --> 00:15:22,219 journeying into the west... 238 00:15:22,554 --> 00:15:24,545 following a star. 239 00:15:25,523 --> 00:15:29,687 The reason I advocate votes for 18-year-olds in California... 240 00:15:29,928 --> 00:15:32,260 in every state, is because... 241 00:15:32,330 --> 00:15:34,992 I don't think we have the moral right to draft a man... 242 00:15:35,133 --> 00:15:38,933 and deny him the right to vote for the government that's asking him to fight. 243 00:15:39,037 --> 00:15:43,701 Congressman, if you did secure the vote for 18-year-olds in California... 244 00:15:43,775 --> 00:15:45,902 wouldn't you expect them to be grateful... 245 00:15:45,977 --> 00:15:48,241 and vote for you when you run for the Senate? 246 00:15:49,681 --> 00:15:52,912 I think an 18-year-old can be trusted to make his decisions... 247 00:15:52,984 --> 00:15:55,384 on realistic, political grounds. 248 00:15:55,687 --> 00:15:58,485 Eighteen? Hell, man, fourteen! 249 00:15:58,623 --> 00:16:02,252 Billy Cage, living computer, how old are you, Billy Bob? 250 00:16:03,328 --> 00:16:04,522 Fifteen. 251 00:16:04,696 --> 00:16:08,962 As for the draft, we insist upon their standing up and being counted. 252 00:16:09,267 --> 00:16:12,668 This is the guy who wants me to sing at his rally, isn't it? 253 00:16:12,837 --> 00:16:14,964 - Yeah. - Next week. 254 00:16:17,442 --> 00:16:19,307 He's kind of old. 255 00:16:20,011 --> 00:16:21,842 He's only 37. 256 00:16:23,815 --> 00:16:26,215 That's 37, that's old. 257 00:16:26,284 --> 00:16:28,218 There is no 37, baby. 258 00:16:28,286 --> 00:16:30,447 That's right, baby. There ain't no 37. 259 00:16:30,789 --> 00:16:33,451 He's got a lot of teeth in that smile, don't he? 260 00:16:33,792 --> 00:16:36,226 He's cute, isn't he, Billy? 261 00:16:36,394 --> 00:16:38,385 Yeah, okay, he's beautiful. 262 00:16:38,463 --> 00:16:40,829 How long do you think you're going to live? 263 00:16:41,232 --> 00:16:42,460 Thirty, man. 264 00:16:42,801 --> 00:16:43,961 Thirty? 265 00:16:45,103 --> 00:16:46,764 Twenty-five, maybe. 266 00:16:47,238 --> 00:16:49,297 After that who needs it, right? 267 00:16:50,708 --> 00:16:52,676 I don't want to live to be 30. 268 00:16:53,812 --> 00:16:55,575 Thirty is death, baby. 269 00:16:56,748 --> 00:16:58,648 That's too much. 270 00:16:59,884 --> 00:17:02,717 The only thing that blows your mind when you're 30 is... 271 00:17:03,922 --> 00:17:06,857 getting guys to kill other guys. 272 00:17:07,892 --> 00:17:11,328 Only in another city or country where you don't see it. 273 00:17:11,429 --> 00:17:13,363 They don't know anything about it. 274 00:17:13,431 --> 00:17:14,864 I'm his mother! 275 00:17:15,166 --> 00:17:16,633 We want Max! 276 00:17:16,801 --> 00:17:19,133 We want Max! 277 00:17:19,270 --> 00:17:20,328 I'm his mother! 278 00:17:21,139 --> 00:17:22,367 I'm his mother. 279 00:17:29,881 --> 00:17:32,975 Sorry! No cancellations. No returns. No tickets! 280 00:17:33,318 --> 00:17:36,310 You don't understand. I'm the mother and this is the... 281 00:17:36,487 --> 00:17:40,253 I'm sorry, ma'am, this afternoon's concert is sold out. 282 00:17:40,391 --> 00:17:43,087 It's the first time we're going to see him perform. 283 00:17:43,194 --> 00:17:46,163 It's a surprise. Damn you, kids. 284 00:17:47,999 --> 00:17:53,301 You may not entirely enjoy a Max Frost performance. 285 00:17:53,471 --> 00:17:55,996 I am Max Frost's mother. 286 00:17:56,074 --> 00:17:58,372 Everybody is! 287 00:18:05,149 --> 00:18:07,117 Cool is dead 288 00:18:07,619 --> 00:18:10,179 Baby don't you cry 289 00:18:11,189 --> 00:18:13,282 It was time 290 00:18:13,591 --> 00:18:17,357 For cool to die 291 00:18:18,062 --> 00:18:21,725 So burn it and let go of yesterday 292 00:18:24,235 --> 00:18:29,366 And don't be afraid you ain't gonna lose your way 293 00:18:31,409 --> 00:18:33,570 Just listen to the music 294 00:18:34,212 --> 00:18:36,772 That's all you gotta know 295 00:18:37,248 --> 00:18:39,944 Just listen to the music 296 00:18:40,318 --> 00:18:43,810 It'll take you where 297 00:18:43,988 --> 00:18:46,422 You wanna go 298 00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:52,991 Close the door 299 00:18:53,831 --> 00:18:56,026 And open up your mind 300 00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:59,770 Mama's dreams 301 00:18:59,971 --> 00:19:02,496 Were not your kind 302 00:19:04,342 --> 00:19:08,073 So tune into the message that you hear 303 00:19:10,281 --> 00:19:11,976 It's comin' in 304 00:19:12,050 --> 00:19:15,645 It's comin' in loud and clear 305 00:19:17,555 --> 00:19:20,319 Just listen to the music 306 00:19:20,458 --> 00:19:23,359 That's all you gotta do 307 00:19:23,528 --> 00:19:26,019 Just listen to the music 308 00:19:26,864 --> 00:19:29,958 Just follow where 309 00:19:30,101 --> 00:19:33,127 It's leadin' you 310 00:20:26,457 --> 00:20:29,017 Just listen to the music 311 00:20:29,227 --> 00:20:32,025 That's all you gotta know 312 00:20:32,296 --> 00:20:35,060 Just listen to the music 313 00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:38,461 It'll take you where 314 00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:41,703 You wanna go 315 00:20:42,573 --> 00:20:44,871 Just listen to the music 316 00:20:45,510 --> 00:20:48,308 Just listen to the music 317 00:20:48,446 --> 00:20:50,744 Just listen to the music 318 00:21:01,759 --> 00:21:04,193 I'm his mother! 319 00:21:04,295 --> 00:21:06,456 I'm Max Frost's mother. 320 00:21:18,409 --> 00:21:20,707 Let go, you brute! 321 00:21:21,579 --> 00:21:22,568 Max! 322 00:21:24,615 --> 00:21:25,912 Police brutality! 323 00:21:31,422 --> 00:21:33,720 I'm Max Jacob Jr.'s mommy! 324 00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:37,027 Darling, baby! 325 00:21:38,096 --> 00:21:39,393 Let her go! 326 00:21:40,031 --> 00:21:41,794 There, I told you! 327 00:21:42,333 --> 00:21:44,096 Darling. 328 00:21:44,235 --> 00:21:45,896 Darling baby! 329 00:21:57,548 --> 00:22:00,312 Max Jacob Jr. makes more money than his daddy. 330 00:22:01,853 --> 00:22:04,822 Honey, everything at home is just the way you left it. 331 00:22:04,922 --> 00:22:07,516 It's your Mount Vernon, your Hyde Park. 332 00:22:07,592 --> 00:22:09,753 Your mansion, your log cabin. 333 00:22:09,827 --> 00:22:11,590 Daddy! You let him alone. 334 00:22:11,662 --> 00:22:14,995 I told you I was his mother! This is his father. 335 00:22:15,099 --> 00:22:17,863 - Daddy, tell him you love him. - I love you. 336 00:22:17,935 --> 00:22:21,302 A Rolls Royce! Let me drive. 337 00:22:23,341 --> 00:22:26,469 I can drive. Remember I drove you to school. 338 00:22:26,644 --> 00:22:29,340 - Let my bird drive. - Yeah, let his bird drive. 339 00:22:41,659 --> 00:22:45,595 I can drive, Max! I'm young enough to drive. 340 00:22:45,863 --> 00:22:47,854 But maybe you're not old enough. 341 00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:50,992 Don't you hate me? 342 00:23:41,352 --> 00:23:42,944 What did you do? 343 00:23:43,788 --> 00:23:45,585 What did you do? 344 00:23:46,090 --> 00:23:49,890 Billy, get her a lawyer and get her outta this. 345 00:23:50,094 --> 00:23:52,255 And you stay away from me! 346 00:23:52,597 --> 00:23:54,758 You stay away from me! 347 00:23:55,399 --> 00:23:59,267 You'd kill God Almighty himself if you could get your hands on him. 348 00:24:21,125 --> 00:24:23,855 A couple of pictures only. They gotta see Max Frost. 349 00:24:24,161 --> 00:24:27,961 Mary, the family said to Jimmy, they think that's what this rally is all about. 350 00:24:28,966 --> 00:24:30,627 How are you? 351 00:24:31,736 --> 00:24:33,135 Yes, I do. 352 00:24:33,271 --> 00:24:34,636 I'm glad to hear that. 353 00:24:35,906 --> 00:24:37,134 How are you? 354 00:24:39,043 --> 00:24:41,705 How are you? Nice to see you again. 355 00:24:42,113 --> 00:24:44,138 We can go right in through here. 356 00:24:44,215 --> 00:24:46,547 I'm gonna put you down because you're heavy. 357 00:24:47,218 --> 00:24:49,311 Mary, is everybody here? 358 00:24:49,420 --> 00:24:51,513 It's right down here. How are you, Sam? 359 00:24:52,456 --> 00:24:54,447 - Stay nice. - I will. 360 00:24:54,592 --> 00:24:56,890 Max! How are you? 361 00:24:57,395 --> 00:24:59,920 It's nice to have you here. This is Mrs. Fergus. 362 00:25:00,164 --> 00:25:02,962 - How are you? - This is little Mary. 363 00:25:03,267 --> 00:25:05,360 And these are your great fans. 364 00:25:05,436 --> 00:25:08,462 Meeting the President didn't mean anything, but you're... 365 00:25:08,539 --> 00:25:10,871 More famous than Jesus. 366 00:25:11,008 --> 00:25:13,704 - Jimmy. - Hi. 367 00:25:13,844 --> 00:25:16,108 I think you write better songs than anyone. 368 00:25:16,180 --> 00:25:18,375 I think your old man's groovy too. 369 00:25:18,449 --> 00:25:19,677 This is Joseph. 370 00:25:19,850 --> 00:25:23,286 Dad won't let us grow our hair long until we're at least 16. 371 00:25:24,055 --> 00:25:25,579 He's the comedian. 372 00:25:25,656 --> 00:25:27,385 Come on, Max. We're on. 373 00:25:29,327 --> 00:25:31,420 Nice to meet you. 374 00:25:57,188 --> 00:26:00,089 I don't know if any of my troops are out there tonight. 375 00:26:03,127 --> 00:26:05,459 They tell me... 376 00:26:05,863 --> 00:26:07,854 Johnny Fergus... 377 00:26:08,499 --> 00:26:09,898 is a pretty groovy guy. 378 00:26:09,967 --> 00:26:11,559 That means a swinger. 379 00:26:11,702 --> 00:26:13,294 They tell me he's young. 380 00:26:13,804 --> 00:26:16,398 Johnny Fergus is 37 years old. 381 00:26:19,310 --> 00:26:22,541 If he were in baseball, he'd be all fagged out, baby. 382 00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:25,474 If he were a boxer, man, forget it. 383 00:26:25,850 --> 00:26:28,011 Now let's talk about chicks. 384 00:26:28,319 --> 00:26:31,720 You know that I have never met a chick... 385 00:26:31,956 --> 00:26:34,823 who admitted to being 35. 386 00:26:35,659 --> 00:26:38,219 Unless maybe she was 75! 387 00:26:38,929 --> 00:26:41,659 Now, let's get serious. 388 00:26:43,067 --> 00:26:45,968 Johnny Fergus is running on the platform that... 389 00:26:46,036 --> 00:26:48,732 if you're old enough to die for your country... 390 00:26:49,473 --> 00:26:51,270 then you're old enough to vote. 391 00:26:51,542 --> 00:26:53,339 And I'm all for that. 392 00:26:56,580 --> 00:26:59,515 He wants to change the voting age to 18. 393 00:27:04,355 --> 00:27:05,822 Eighteen... 394 00:27:06,557 --> 00:27:08,354 man... 395 00:27:09,026 --> 00:27:12,553 that's still playing sneaky panther games. 396 00:27:13,664 --> 00:27:14,892 You know... 397 00:27:15,332 --> 00:27:17,766 the boy who does my income tax... 398 00:27:18,436 --> 00:27:20,336 and I'm rich, babies... 399 00:27:20,638 --> 00:27:22,629 is 15! 400 00:27:22,773 --> 00:27:25,071 Billy Cage is 15. 401 00:27:25,309 --> 00:27:27,834 Johnny Fergus, you want to level with us? 402 00:27:28,045 --> 00:27:30,104 You want to join our club, baby? 403 00:27:30,214 --> 00:27:32,978 Then you give us the vote at 14. 404 00:27:34,351 --> 00:27:36,342 Fourteen! 405 00:27:37,288 --> 00:27:39,279 Fourteen or fight. 406 00:27:39,990 --> 00:27:41,423 What hell's he doing? 407 00:27:42,126 --> 00:27:43,525 It's a joke, I think. 408 00:27:43,961 --> 00:27:46,794 I got a song I've been doing weird things with all day. 409 00:27:46,964 --> 00:27:51,367 Don't know if I know all the words or not, but I'm gonna try to sing it for you. 410 00:27:55,673 --> 00:27:59,200 Fourteen or fight 411 00:28:00,945 --> 00:28:02,378 Fourteen 412 00:28:03,214 --> 00:28:08,049 or fight 413 00:28:11,121 --> 00:28:13,316 Fourteen 414 00:28:14,458 --> 00:28:17,894 or fight 415 00:28:21,198 --> 00:28:24,725 We're gonna do it up 416 00:28:25,069 --> 00:28:27,936 right 417 00:28:31,041 --> 00:28:34,101 We got the numbers now 418 00:28:35,613 --> 00:28:40,607 We want the vote now 419 00:28:42,052 --> 00:28:45,613 Get ready to go now 420 00:28:47,191 --> 00:28:49,625 It's time we started rockin' the boat 421 00:28:54,365 --> 00:28:56,890 Black Power, White Power that's old hat now 422 00:28:57,034 --> 00:28:58,797 Fourteen or fight 423 00:28:58,869 --> 00:29:01,235 Youth power that's where the whole thing's at now 424 00:29:01,305 --> 00:29:03,205 Fourteen or fight 425 00:29:03,274 --> 00:29:05,367 We got a voice that's getting much stronger 426 00:29:05,442 --> 00:29:06,932 Fourteen or fight 427 00:29:07,011 --> 00:29:09,445 Now we ain't messin' around any longer 428 00:29:09,813 --> 00:29:11,644 Fourteen or fight 429 00:29:11,815 --> 00:29:13,180 Fourteen or fight 430 00:29:13,284 --> 00:29:15,149 - Everybody now - Fourteen or fight 431 00:29:15,319 --> 00:29:17,549 - Let me hear you now - Fourteen or fight 432 00:29:17,655 --> 00:29:19,782 - Everybody now - Fourteen or fight 433 00:29:19,890 --> 00:29:22,290 - A little louder now - Fourteen or fight 434 00:29:22,493 --> 00:29:24,859 - Fourteen or fight - One more time 435 00:29:24,962 --> 00:29:26,589 Fourteen or fight 436 00:29:26,797 --> 00:29:28,594 Fourteen or fight 437 00:29:33,637 --> 00:29:35,867 Gettin' old, lookin' old that's a drag now 438 00:29:36,273 --> 00:29:37,934 Fourteen or fight 439 00:29:38,142 --> 00:29:40,076 The country's into a brand new bag now 440 00:29:40,311 --> 00:29:41,744 Fourteen or fight 441 00:29:42,446 --> 00:29:44,641 We got a chance and we ain't gonna blow it 442 00:29:44,748 --> 00:29:46,477 Fourteen or fight 443 00:29:46,784 --> 00:29:49,014 Now we ain't kiddin' and you'd better know it 444 00:29:49,353 --> 00:29:50,718 Fourteen or fight 445 00:29:51,689 --> 00:29:52,951 Fourteen or fight 446 00:29:53,090 --> 00:29:55,058 Everybody now 447 00:29:55,326 --> 00:29:57,487 Let me hear you 448 00:29:57,761 --> 00:29:59,786 Everybody now 449 00:29:59,897 --> 00:30:02,024 A little louder now 450 00:30:04,101 --> 00:30:06,569 One more time 451 00:30:07,371 --> 00:30:08,838 Fourteen or fight 452 00:30:22,386 --> 00:30:24,684 What about the chicks? 453 00:30:25,689 --> 00:30:27,884 Nobody gave them the vote. 454 00:30:28,359 --> 00:30:29,986 They fought for it. 455 00:30:31,595 --> 00:30:33,426 Be cool, they tell us. 456 00:30:33,697 --> 00:30:35,460 Man, cool is out. 457 00:30:35,633 --> 00:30:37,828 The chicks would've killed for the vote. 458 00:30:38,235 --> 00:30:39,532 What about you? 459 00:30:47,077 --> 00:30:50,103 You know we got the old tigers scared, baby. 460 00:30:50,581 --> 00:30:53,311 Because right now, we outnumber the fuzz... 461 00:30:54,118 --> 00:30:56,678 and we outnumber the shopkeepers. 462 00:30:58,489 --> 00:31:02,926 We could take all the old tigers and stuff them back into their tanks. 463 00:31:04,828 --> 00:31:08,286 We got more cats than little old Mahatma Gandhi had. 464 00:31:11,669 --> 00:31:12,931 Troops... 465 00:31:15,172 --> 00:31:16,799 you know the Strip? 466 00:31:18,876 --> 00:31:21,242 This Saturday night, where are you gonna be? 467 00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:25,706 Because I'm gonna be on the Strip this Saturday night. 468 00:31:27,384 --> 00:31:30,911 And I think I'm gonna lay down on those sweet pavements... 469 00:31:31,989 --> 00:31:34,719 until those old tigers... 470 00:31:34,825 --> 00:31:38,283 let the boy who does my income tax vote. 471 00:31:47,104 --> 00:31:49,470 Gettin' old, lookin' old that's a drag now 472 00:31:49,540 --> 00:31:51,007 Fourteen or fight 473 00:31:51,508 --> 00:31:53,874 The country's into a brand new bag now 474 00:31:53,944 --> 00:31:55,571 Fourteen or fight 475 00:31:55,746 --> 00:31:57,907 We got a chance and we ain't gonna blow it 476 00:31:58,315 --> 00:31:59,680 Fourteen or fight 477 00:32:00,284 --> 00:32:02,548 We ain't kiddin' and you better know it 478 00:32:02,753 --> 00:32:04,118 Fourteen or fight 479 00:32:04,521 --> 00:32:05,681 Fourteen or fight 480 00:32:06,123 --> 00:32:07,112 Everybody now 481 00:32:08,158 --> 00:32:09,557 Let me hear you 482 00:32:10,594 --> 00:32:11,959 Everybody now 483 00:32:12,896 --> 00:32:14,056 A little louder now 484 00:32:16,934 --> 00:32:17,923 One more time 485 00:32:20,270 --> 00:32:21,567 Fourteen or fight 486 00:32:27,244 --> 00:32:29,576 If we're all on the Strip Saturday night... 487 00:32:29,646 --> 00:32:32,638 I want to see if those old tigers can stop the future. 488 00:32:33,083 --> 00:32:34,414 That's right. 489 00:32:35,552 --> 00:32:37,782 Are you gonna be with me? 490 00:32:38,822 --> 00:32:40,756 Are you gonna be with me? 491 00:32:44,328 --> 00:32:46,091 I want the hippies... 492 00:32:46,530 --> 00:32:48,259 I want the heads... 493 00:32:50,601 --> 00:32:52,364 I want all of you... 494 00:32:53,237 --> 00:32:55,501 I want the two-car kids... 495 00:32:56,173 --> 00:32:57,936 I want the mother lovers... 496 00:32:58,175 --> 00:33:02,077 I want the all-in-one-bedroom kids with their mama... 497 00:33:02,613 --> 00:33:06,640 And I want the ones who can't even stand their old ladies! 498 00:33:06,917 --> 00:33:08,851 I want all of you! 499 00:33:14,825 --> 00:33:16,417 Dangerous nonsense. 500 00:33:16,794 --> 00:33:19,991 I want to see you in the Senate. We need you there. 501 00:33:20,063 --> 00:33:22,554 An old bastard like myself needs help in the Senate. 502 00:33:22,633 --> 00:33:25,602 We need men, not song and dance men, but men! 503 00:33:26,303 --> 00:33:28,294 But the reaction around the country... 504 00:33:28,372 --> 00:33:31,102 people couldn't be more disturbed with you at this moment. 505 00:33:31,175 --> 00:33:32,767 There are no riots. 506 00:33:32,843 --> 00:33:34,902 There don't need to be, not even on Saturday. 507 00:33:35,012 --> 00:33:38,607 Zero minus 72 hours, that's what it said on TV this morning. 508 00:33:38,715 --> 00:33:41,741 My wife has taken nothing but tranquilizers since breakfast. 509 00:33:41,852 --> 00:33:43,843 Senator Allbright, that's just it. 510 00:33:43,954 --> 00:33:47,287 Television and the newspapers have snowballed this. 511 00:33:47,357 --> 00:33:48,915 It's a natural for them. 512 00:33:48,992 --> 00:33:51,859 Damn it! You people don't seem to realize it's serious! 513 00:33:59,136 --> 00:34:01,331 I'm sorry. Excuse me. 514 00:34:04,141 --> 00:34:05,574 Amos... 515 00:34:06,243 --> 00:34:08,177 we don't know they're coming at all. 516 00:34:08,245 --> 00:34:09,678 We don't know they're not. 517 00:34:09,780 --> 00:34:11,680 If there's trouble, you'll be responsible. 518 00:34:11,748 --> 00:34:15,240 That lunatic boy has to go on television with you and call it off. 519 00:34:15,586 --> 00:34:17,349 He may not want to. 520 00:34:17,454 --> 00:34:19,888 He's on a publicity bender at the moment. 521 00:34:20,123 --> 00:34:22,557 You raised up this monster at your rally. 522 00:34:22,626 --> 00:34:24,355 Your idea, Belli! 523 00:34:24,428 --> 00:34:27,989 You two make your shaggy little monster behave and get rid of him. 524 00:34:33,237 --> 00:34:35,205 What are you doing? 525 00:34:35,272 --> 00:34:36,762 Don't play his records, not now. 526 00:34:36,874 --> 00:34:37,841 Why? 527 00:34:37,908 --> 00:34:40,206 Is Dad going to see him tonight? Can we come? 528 00:34:40,310 --> 00:34:41,299 - No. - Why? 529 00:34:41,445 --> 00:34:43,504 Enough. Everyone go to bed. 530 00:34:43,580 --> 00:34:44,911 It's too early. 531 00:34:45,148 --> 00:34:46,137 Come on! 532 00:34:46,250 --> 00:34:48,445 Do you think I should be able to vote? 533 00:34:48,585 --> 00:34:51,315 Dad said I have twice the political brain he has. 534 00:34:51,455 --> 00:34:52,649 Jimmy! 535 00:34:53,357 --> 00:34:56,053 Do you think I should be able to vote or not? 536 00:34:56,426 --> 00:34:59,725 Jimmy, if you love your father, you'll trust him. 537 00:35:00,631 --> 00:35:03,930 That's what George III said to the Americans in 1776. 538 00:35:04,334 --> 00:35:05,528 Trust me. 539 00:35:09,439 --> 00:35:10,963 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 540 00:35:11,041 --> 00:35:14,568 This is Jack Latham reporting to you from Beverly Hills, California. 541 00:35:15,112 --> 00:35:16,545 It's Thursday night... 542 00:35:16,747 --> 00:35:19,375 zero minus 48 hours. 543 00:35:20,417 --> 00:35:23,545 Apparently, Max Frost and his group have been persuaded... 544 00:35:23,620 --> 00:35:26,953 to have a meeting with Congressman Fergus and his group. 545 00:35:27,024 --> 00:35:28,116 The scene... 546 00:35:28,292 --> 00:35:30,351 Max Frost's home here in Beverly Hills. 547 00:35:30,827 --> 00:35:34,319 Some commentators are now anticipating that this meeting... 548 00:35:34,398 --> 00:35:35,592 may be another Munich. 549 00:35:37,734 --> 00:35:39,099 Serious? 550 00:35:40,037 --> 00:35:42,733 Don't get yourself into that bag. 551 00:35:43,073 --> 00:35:44,768 I am serious. 552 00:35:45,342 --> 00:35:48,869 Your worlds may be pretty flat but mine goes round and round. 553 00:35:49,947 --> 00:35:51,141 Max. 554 00:35:52,816 --> 00:35:55,614 I can call you Max? 555 00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:59,452 Use any part of me you want. 556 00:36:02,225 --> 00:36:04,489 Why 14? 557 00:36:04,895 --> 00:36:06,920 Why 14 or fight? 558 00:36:07,230 --> 00:36:10,165 Isn't 16 more reasonable? 559 00:36:10,434 --> 00:36:11,924 Tommyrot! 560 00:36:12,436 --> 00:36:13,869 Seventeen? 561 00:36:17,541 --> 00:36:18,872 More responsible. 562 00:36:18,976 --> 00:36:21,240 Hey! Hey, gang. 563 00:36:21,678 --> 00:36:23,441 My hand shakes now, man. 564 00:36:23,814 --> 00:36:26,009 It didn't shake when I was 12. 565 00:36:26,917 --> 00:36:28,976 The same with my brain, baby. 566 00:36:32,456 --> 00:36:34,822 You dig that whole votin' thing, Johnny baby? 567 00:36:34,891 --> 00:36:36,654 Yeah... 568 00:36:37,828 --> 00:36:41,889 I mean, you don't worry, reasonable, responsible, huh? 569 00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:47,097 You're takin' a nutty chance lettin' them 50-year-olds vote for you, baby. 570 00:36:47,270 --> 00:36:50,000 Really, I mean, who knows if the Mayor's responsible? 571 00:36:50,073 --> 00:36:51,597 I beg your pardon? 572 00:36:53,377 --> 00:36:56,642 Who knows if the Police Commissioner is responsible? Mr. Belli? 573 00:36:57,714 --> 00:36:59,875 Who knows if they're responsible? 574 00:37:01,118 --> 00:37:04,349 Let old folks in the old folks' home vote! 575 00:37:05,188 --> 00:37:07,952 You know what my mother used to do when I was a kid? 576 00:37:08,025 --> 00:37:10,391 My mother used to... 577 00:37:12,462 --> 00:37:14,555 She used to boil my leather shoes. 578 00:37:14,831 --> 00:37:16,924 Sterilize them, right? Keep my feet safe. 579 00:37:17,034 --> 00:37:18,262 They let her vote. 580 00:37:18,335 --> 00:37:21,930 She voted three times for Roosevelt. Same as everybody else. 581 00:37:22,072 --> 00:37:24,870 Our great republic has found its strength and wisdom... 582 00:37:24,941 --> 00:37:27,307 in the mysterious will of the electorate. 583 00:37:27,377 --> 00:37:29,277 That's some far-out religious bag. 584 00:37:29,379 --> 00:37:31,643 You let the chicks vote. We're gonna get the vote. 585 00:37:31,748 --> 00:37:33,648 You're a filthy rabble! 586 00:37:33,850 --> 00:37:36,410 You make a mockery of our most sacred institutions. 587 00:37:36,753 --> 00:37:38,243 "Kill for the vote!" 588 00:37:38,488 --> 00:37:39,648 You said that. 589 00:37:39,756 --> 00:37:43,021 You dare to say that our fair mothers would've killed for the vote? 590 00:37:43,093 --> 00:37:47,189 Our most militant suffragettes earned the vote, worked for it patiently. 591 00:37:47,798 --> 00:37:50,096 If that's what's got you uptight, forget it. 592 00:37:50,167 --> 00:37:52,465 Give me liberty or give me death, baby. 593 00:37:52,569 --> 00:37:54,036 Appalling! 594 00:37:55,038 --> 00:37:57,529 The Founding Fathers, they didn't have in mind dyin'... 595 00:37:57,607 --> 00:37:59,165 if they didn't get the vote. 596 00:37:59,376 --> 00:38:01,537 They had in mind fightin'. 597 00:38:01,645 --> 00:38:03,510 They didn't have a big bomb... 598 00:38:03,580 --> 00:38:06,606 but they weren't using water pistols either. 599 00:38:08,051 --> 00:38:10,849 In a war, you're killing every man, woman and child... 600 00:38:10,921 --> 00:38:12,889 to get them to vote your way. 601 00:38:13,056 --> 00:38:16,355 Youth is not only wasted on the young, it's become a disease! 602 00:38:16,460 --> 00:38:19,759 With luck and health it is a disease from which you will all recover. 603 00:38:19,863 --> 00:38:23,822 Johnny Fergus, these young people are being told every day and every way... 604 00:38:23,900 --> 00:38:27,427 that their state is more blessed than the state of anyone who is older. 605 00:38:27,537 --> 00:38:30,529 They must either stop the clock or go mad. Look about you! 606 00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:33,473 You must have been some groovy cat at 17, man. 607 00:38:33,610 --> 00:38:36,078 How often can you do it at 80? 608 00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:40,611 Whatever papa can do, baby boy can do more times and better. 609 00:38:41,118 --> 00:38:42,949 God the Father, young man... 610 00:38:43,019 --> 00:38:46,147 can never be replaced by God the Eternal Juvenile Son. 611 00:38:49,359 --> 00:38:50,621 Oh, my God! 612 00:38:51,862 --> 00:38:54,387 - What the... - That's terrible. 613 00:38:56,066 --> 00:38:57,556 It's only tiger's milk. 614 00:38:58,201 --> 00:39:00,328 What kind of a place is this? 615 00:39:00,971 --> 00:39:03,804 This is Sally LeRoy. She used to be a child star. 616 00:39:03,974 --> 00:39:07,068 - She started posing naked. - Max, enough. Enough! 617 00:39:07,144 --> 00:39:08,736 I owe you an apology. 618 00:39:08,812 --> 00:39:11,280 It is disgraceful that we should be here at all. 619 00:39:11,348 --> 00:39:13,509 You must repudiate these people. 620 00:39:13,583 --> 00:39:15,175 - You've got to learn... - Halt! 621 00:39:15,252 --> 00:39:17,880 - You've got to cope with these kids. - Never! 622 00:39:17,954 --> 00:39:19,922 - We can. I can! - No! Nothing! 623 00:39:20,023 --> 00:39:21,786 Listen... 624 00:39:22,626 --> 00:39:24,958 I can't write these kids off. We need them. 625 00:39:25,061 --> 00:39:27,529 - You need them! - Yes, I need them. 626 00:39:28,932 --> 00:39:32,265 You want to be Senator that much? 627 00:39:34,037 --> 00:39:35,937 I can handle them, Amos. 628 00:39:41,444 --> 00:39:44,675 - How's the meeting going, Senator? - No comment. 629 00:39:44,814 --> 00:39:47,214 Senator, do you have a statement about Fergus? 630 00:39:47,884 --> 00:39:49,681 No comment. 631 00:39:49,853 --> 00:39:51,377 Senator, can you tell us... 632 00:39:51,454 --> 00:39:53,922 will Congressman Fergus be read out of the party? 633 00:39:53,990 --> 00:39:55,184 No comment. 634 00:39:55,292 --> 00:39:57,817 Do you and the Congressman still see eye to eye? 635 00:39:58,161 --> 00:40:00,755 All right, you've had your fun, right? 636 00:40:01,431 --> 00:40:04,525 Let me tell you one thing, and understand it well. 637 00:40:04,734 --> 00:40:06,725 Amos Allbright runs this state. 638 00:40:06,903 --> 00:40:09,303 Without him you don't get what you want... 639 00:40:09,372 --> 00:40:11,465 and I don't get what I want. 640 00:40:12,042 --> 00:40:14,602 There'll be no victory celebration for anyone. 641 00:40:16,279 --> 00:40:17,473 Really? 642 00:40:17,981 --> 00:40:19,380 Really. 643 00:40:20,750 --> 00:40:22,684 Yeah, he's right. 644 00:40:26,790 --> 00:40:31,386 Suppose I change "Fourteen or Fight" to "Fourteen and Ready"? 645 00:40:31,761 --> 00:40:33,285 Sixteen and ready. 646 00:40:33,630 --> 00:40:35,894 No, for Billy's sake, 15. 647 00:40:36,266 --> 00:40:37,426 Sixteen. 648 00:40:38,868 --> 00:40:40,233 I'm 15. 649 00:40:41,805 --> 00:40:45,104 You know, General Motors wanted me. I turned them down. 650 00:40:45,942 --> 00:40:48,001 Rand Corporation wanted me, too. 651 00:40:48,445 --> 00:40:49,707 You're a bright guy. 652 00:40:52,048 --> 00:40:53,572 Fifteen and ready. 653 00:40:53,650 --> 00:40:56,710 But you've got to call for a peaceable demonstration. 654 00:40:58,021 --> 00:40:59,215 Peaceable. 655 00:40:59,723 --> 00:41:01,588 - All right. - No violence. 656 00:41:01,858 --> 00:41:05,419 The hell with violence, man. I don't want any violence. 657 00:41:07,831 --> 00:41:11,358 I'm going to stake my political career on you, Max. 658 00:41:12,869 --> 00:41:15,030 My future, my life. 659 00:41:15,238 --> 00:41:16,705 And mine. 660 00:41:17,207 --> 00:41:19,869 I'm going to support your demonstration. 661 00:41:21,077 --> 00:41:23,409 You're ridin' the future, Johnny baby. 662 00:41:29,686 --> 00:41:33,053 I have not committed myself to this undertaking... 663 00:41:33,857 --> 00:41:35,620 to this demonstration lightly. 664 00:41:36,493 --> 00:41:39,621 But perhaps here in California, of all the states... 665 00:41:39,796 --> 00:41:42,959 perhaps here we're ready to make a leap into the future. 666 00:41:44,267 --> 00:41:46,428 I wonder if I could get him. 667 00:41:48,505 --> 00:41:50,564 I wonder if I could get him. 668 00:41:52,309 --> 00:41:54,368 Isn't he too old for you? 669 00:41:56,346 --> 00:41:58,280 Isn't Max enough for you? 670 00:42:00,884 --> 00:42:02,181 No, not promise... 671 00:42:02,819 --> 00:42:05,083 the promise has been kept. 672 00:42:05,221 --> 00:42:07,121 Our young people are citizens... 673 00:42:07,324 --> 00:42:09,690 they're concerned, committed... 674 00:42:09,793 --> 00:42:11,818 original, vital. 675 00:42:12,929 --> 00:42:14,226 They are citizens. 676 00:42:14,798 --> 00:42:18,063 We must give them the rights of citizens. 677 00:42:19,569 --> 00:42:22,970 And on that note, it's my pleasure to present to you... 678 00:42:23,773 --> 00:42:26,401 Mr. Max Frost. 679 00:42:26,509 --> 00:42:28,670 Stupid son of a bitch! 680 00:42:33,016 --> 00:42:35,814 Troops, I'm not going to sing tonight... 681 00:42:36,152 --> 00:42:39,417 but somebody told me my Fourteen or Fight song... 682 00:42:40,824 --> 00:42:42,985 has already been heard all over the nation. 683 00:42:43,059 --> 00:42:45,857 And I haven't even had time to press the record yet. 684 00:42:46,029 --> 00:42:49,931 Anyway, I'm changing that to Fifteen and Ready. 685 00:42:50,467 --> 00:42:53,698 That way you'll see two of us on the Strip tomorrow night. 686 00:42:53,803 --> 00:42:55,293 Myself... 687 00:42:55,905 --> 00:42:58,032 and Johnny Fergus. 688 00:43:02,612 --> 00:43:04,239 Now, troops... 689 00:43:04,547 --> 00:43:05,912 one thing... 690 00:43:06,616 --> 00:43:10,382 tomorrow night, come, do come, but keep your cool. 691 00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:13,411 Peaceable, law-abiding tomorrow night. 692 00:43:13,790 --> 00:43:15,781 And be there at 10/00. 693 00:43:17,961 --> 00:43:19,929 Good night, troops. Peace. 694 00:43:20,563 --> 00:43:24,397 It is now only three hours since the Max-Fergus telecast. 695 00:43:24,734 --> 00:43:27,464 And teenagers have already begun arriving. 696 00:43:27,670 --> 00:43:31,436 Not on Saturday night as expected, but on Friday night. 697 00:43:31,741 --> 00:43:35,609 And they're arriving not in small groups, but by the thousands. 698 00:43:35,979 --> 00:43:37,776 There are bonfires. 699 00:43:37,847 --> 00:43:41,078 Many surfboards have been offered up for the cause. 700 00:43:41,418 --> 00:43:43,443 So far, everything is peaceful. 701 00:43:43,586 --> 00:43:47,283 But it is still 24 hours before Max Frost... 702 00:43:47,390 --> 00:43:50,257 and John Fergus have promised to appear. 703 00:43:50,794 --> 00:43:54,025 We have never seen a crowd of this size or dimension. 704 00:44:39,876 --> 00:44:41,969 It's dawn in Los Angeles. 705 00:44:42,145 --> 00:44:45,114 A large section of the city is paralyzed. 706 00:44:45,215 --> 00:44:48,013 No one has ever seen anything like it. 707 00:44:48,251 --> 00:44:50,617 The anthem of the new revolution... 708 00:44:50,954 --> 00:44:54,890 has intermittently swept the city like an enormous wave. 709 00:44:55,658 --> 00:44:58,752 It can be heard as far west as Pacific Palisades. 710 00:44:59,362 --> 00:45:01,990 The Hollywood Freeway, eastbound... 711 00:45:02,232 --> 00:45:06,862 has jammed the Harbor, Santa Ana and San Bernardino Freeways. 712 00:45:07,103 --> 00:45:11,039 Although the sleeping-bag squatters still rest blissfully... 713 00:45:11,474 --> 00:45:15,877 the biggest block party in history is seemingly underway. 714 00:45:32,262 --> 00:45:34,287 And there have been casualties. 715 00:45:34,464 --> 00:45:37,297 Three Orange County matrons have died of heart attacks... 716 00:45:37,367 --> 00:45:40,632 in the safety of their homes while watching the demonstration on TV. 717 00:45:41,137 --> 00:45:44,868 Reports from up North are similar. Although Max asked for no demonstrations... 718 00:45:44,941 --> 00:45:47,136 they parallel those here in Orange County. 719 00:45:47,277 --> 00:45:50,940 I assure you we'll bring you up-to-the-minute developments. 720 00:45:51,381 --> 00:45:55,181 As Mayor of Los Angeles, I plead with you to return to your homes. 721 00:45:55,285 --> 00:45:57,845 Return peaceably, return now! 722 00:45:57,921 --> 00:46:00,321 I assure that we will respond... 723 00:46:00,390 --> 00:46:03,188 have responded to your spectacular demonstration. 724 00:46:03,293 --> 00:46:05,261 Dad, why can't we go? 725 00:46:05,395 --> 00:46:08,558 Jimmy, for God's sake, use what little brain you have! 726 00:46:08,631 --> 00:46:10,656 Don't you hear what the Mayor is saying? 727 00:46:10,733 --> 00:46:12,598 Who cares? He's an old bastard! 728 00:46:16,472 --> 00:46:18,099 Go to your room. 729 00:46:40,496 --> 00:46:41,656 Dad? 730 00:46:48,738 --> 00:46:51,502 - We're all brats, but... - Joseph. 731 00:46:52,775 --> 00:46:54,675 You and mother... 732 00:46:55,244 --> 00:46:57,712 you're like our brother and sister. 733 00:46:57,780 --> 00:47:00,078 We both say it. You're so young. 734 00:47:03,186 --> 00:47:05,677 If nobody wants to be old anymore... 735 00:47:05,755 --> 00:47:08,280 why should kids want to be old? 736 00:47:08,558 --> 00:47:10,492 Grow up, wait... 737 00:47:11,294 --> 00:47:12,591 for anything? 738 00:47:12,695 --> 00:47:14,060 Son... 739 00:47:16,432 --> 00:47:18,866 You fish better than I do, Dad. 740 00:47:19,235 --> 00:47:21,169 I don't mean that you don't. 741 00:47:21,471 --> 00:47:23,905 But should you try to ski... 742 00:47:24,007 --> 00:47:26,567 and play ball better and things like that? 743 00:47:32,215 --> 00:47:35,412 I read it someplace in China once... 744 00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:40,013 the older you were... 745 00:47:41,958 --> 00:47:43,550 the more... 746 00:47:44,227 --> 00:47:46,195 worthy you are. 747 00:47:46,529 --> 00:47:49,589 Immediately following the Mayor's plea to the teenagers... 748 00:47:49,666 --> 00:47:51,657 The earth-shaking chant/ 749 00:47:51,734 --> 00:47:55,431 "We want Fergus! We want Max!" has swept the city. 750 00:47:55,738 --> 00:47:58,229 No sound, broadcast or otherwise... 751 00:47:58,307 --> 00:48:01,333 has been able to penetrate for the past 27 minutes. 752 00:48:01,811 --> 00:48:05,713 Max Frost's troops are mobilized, but the big question now is... 753 00:48:05,782 --> 00:48:08,717 what does the young Mr. Frost plan to do with his army? 754 00:48:09,652 --> 00:48:11,449 Sold out, baby! 755 00:48:12,055 --> 00:48:13,613 I'm King, baby. 756 00:48:14,924 --> 00:48:16,482 I'm King! 757 00:48:20,229 --> 00:48:22,060 Hey, King? 758 00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:26,293 Touch me, man. 759 00:48:26,402 --> 00:48:28,996 See if you can change the hook back into a hand. 760 00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:32,738 I would change it back, baby, but... 761 00:48:33,776 --> 00:48:36,074 I don't want to blow our luck. 762 00:48:36,245 --> 00:48:37,837 And I love it. 763 00:48:38,948 --> 00:48:40,313 I love it. 764 00:48:48,825 --> 00:48:51,851 I think you boys are fags. 765 00:48:56,966 --> 00:48:59,025 It is 2/00 pm, Saturday afternoon. 766 00:48:59,702 --> 00:49:04,264 The Governor of California has called for a special session of the State Legislature... 767 00:49:04,340 --> 00:49:08,003 and has endorsed Johnny Fergus' bill to lower the voting age. 768 00:49:08,411 --> 00:49:10,504 Max Frost and Johnny Fergus... 769 00:49:10,580 --> 00:49:13,378 have been picked up by a police helicopter. 770 00:49:13,449 --> 00:49:15,974 They have agreed to appear as soon as possible... 771 00:49:16,119 --> 00:49:19,418 so that the teenagers may be persuaded to disperse. 772 00:49:44,447 --> 00:49:45,709 Troops! 773 00:49:48,484 --> 00:49:50,679 America has heard you... 774 00:49:50,753 --> 00:49:52,983 because you are America! 775 00:49:57,160 --> 00:49:59,685 Remember, there will be no violence! 776 00:50:01,197 --> 00:50:04,758 This is the greatest demonstration in the history of this country. 777 00:50:04,834 --> 00:50:08,668 Remember that a vote for Johnny Fergus is a vote for you. 778 00:50:08,905 --> 00:50:10,998 And a vote for Max Frost. 779 00:50:19,615 --> 00:50:23,984 At each stop, Johnny Fergus and Max Frost have thanked the teenagers for appearing... 780 00:50:24,053 --> 00:50:26,521 and then have asked them to go home, after which... 781 00:50:26,589 --> 00:50:30,582 carefully and slowly, they once more ascended toward the heavens. 782 00:50:43,573 --> 00:50:46,736 Within a week, three states, including California... 783 00:50:46,809 --> 00:50:50,472 have enacted legislation to lower the voting age to 14. 784 00:50:50,646 --> 00:50:54,844 Within a month, 18 other states, it seems, will follow suit. 785 00:50:54,984 --> 00:50:59,614 Max Frost has simply to mention locations for possible demonstrations... 786 00:50:59,689 --> 00:51:02,351 and emergency sessions of state legislatures... 787 00:51:02,425 --> 00:51:05,223 are convened and are acquiescent. 788 00:51:13,469 --> 00:51:16,370 Johnny Fergus' campaigns and campaign films... 789 00:51:16,572 --> 00:51:19,735 have always capitalized on his youthful image. 790 00:51:20,309 --> 00:51:23,005 Fergus has always expected the new frontiersman... 791 00:51:23,079 --> 00:51:26,776 the youth of America, the Kennedy generation, to vote for him. 792 00:51:27,650 --> 00:51:31,916 Now it seems to many that he was gambling for the highest stakes of all. 793 00:51:32,188 --> 00:51:34,179 Enfranchise youth... 794 00:51:34,757 --> 00:51:37,317 and perhaps youth will carry him to the top. 795 00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:40,893 The Kennedy mystique would naturally get out of hand in the West. 796 00:51:40,963 --> 00:51:43,898 There, the pursuit of happiness has long been replaced... 797 00:51:43,966 --> 00:51:46,833 by a headier flight back into pubescence. 798 00:52:15,665 --> 00:52:16,996 Hey, what's... 799 00:52:17,233 --> 00:52:18,222 Damn! 800 00:52:24,774 --> 00:52:27,140 Hey, wait a minute, baby. Hold it, brother. 801 00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:34,043 - Who are you? - I'm Jimmy Fergus! 802 00:52:34,550 --> 00:52:37,075 - What do you want? - I hate my father. 803 00:52:37,153 --> 00:52:38,848 And he hates you all. 804 00:52:38,921 --> 00:52:41,355 So what do you want me to do about it? 805 00:52:41,757 --> 00:52:44,692 Listen. My father gets the kids the vote. 806 00:52:44,794 --> 00:52:47,262 But Tuesday he's going to get elected. 807 00:52:48,364 --> 00:52:51,162 - But that means he's... - He's going to be King. 808 00:52:51,434 --> 00:52:53,595 Dog King! King of the dogs! 809 00:52:56,305 --> 00:52:58,603 Your old man's going to get elected big, baby. 810 00:52:58,708 --> 00:53:01,370 The day after tomorrow, because of you. 811 00:53:01,444 --> 00:53:03,742 But he's not your kind. 812 00:53:03,846 --> 00:53:05,711 He's not our kind. 813 00:53:07,583 --> 00:53:10,143 Come on, I'm sleepy. Get out of here. 814 00:53:10,353 --> 00:53:12,287 Wait a minute! 815 00:53:12,355 --> 00:53:14,619 The Congressman died this morning. 816 00:53:14,690 --> 00:53:16,624 He was 84. Cancer. 817 00:53:16,692 --> 00:53:20,685 They got to replace him. I heard my father talking about it tonight. 818 00:53:20,763 --> 00:53:23,527 All you need is somebody just 25 years old. 819 00:53:24,066 --> 00:53:26,899 Just 25. You could pick the congressman. 820 00:53:28,204 --> 00:53:29,569 I'm 22. 821 00:53:29,739 --> 00:53:30,728 I'm 14. 822 00:53:31,240 --> 00:53:34,607 Sally's going to be 25 on Tuesday. 823 00:53:35,845 --> 00:53:38,109 Congresswoman Sally LeRoy. 824 00:53:40,916 --> 00:53:42,474 What do you want? 825 00:53:43,786 --> 00:53:45,014 In. 826 00:53:47,656 --> 00:53:48,816 Sure. 827 00:53:59,602 --> 00:54:01,160 Listen, fellas, listen. 828 00:54:02,238 --> 00:54:04,331 Wait, please listen. 829 00:54:04,473 --> 00:54:06,100 We've had a long hard day. 830 00:54:06,175 --> 00:54:09,633 In the morning we'll have a press conference and answer your questions. 831 00:54:09,712 --> 00:54:13,876 Meanwhile, thank you and tell everybody it feels great to be Senator. 832 00:54:16,385 --> 00:54:19,115 - I'm so worried, Johnny. - We won, Mary. 833 00:54:19,188 --> 00:54:20,746 We won very big. 834 00:54:20,990 --> 00:54:23,481 Didn't even have to wait for a concession. 835 00:54:25,461 --> 00:54:28,555 Honey, come on. Jimmy will be all right. 836 00:54:28,631 --> 00:54:31,828 You'll see. Basically, he's a sensible kid. 837 00:54:37,139 --> 00:54:39,004 Hey, troops! 838 00:54:39,141 --> 00:54:41,507 I've got good news for you today. 839 00:54:42,511 --> 00:54:43,876 Two things! 840 00:54:44,346 --> 00:54:45,904 First... 841 00:54:46,048 --> 00:54:49,108 we got Johnny Fergus elected! 842 00:54:49,819 --> 00:54:50,808 We did it! 843 00:54:55,991 --> 00:54:57,549 And second... 844 00:54:58,327 --> 00:55:00,761 today is Sally LeRoy's birthday. 845 00:55:04,967 --> 00:55:07,197 Representative Sealy... 846 00:55:07,303 --> 00:55:09,999 from Sally LeRoy's own congressional district... 847 00:55:10,506 --> 00:55:12,838 died a few days ago of cancer. 848 00:55:13,342 --> 00:55:16,436 There's going to have to be a special election, babies. 849 00:55:16,745 --> 00:55:18,406 And I've got news for you... 850 00:55:18,714 --> 00:55:22,514 you only have to be 25 years old... 851 00:55:23,152 --> 00:55:25,245 to run for Congress! 852 00:55:25,688 --> 00:55:28,680 And who do you think we should have in Congress... 853 00:55:28,891 --> 00:55:33,055 instead of Congressman Sealy, 84 years old? 854 00:55:39,268 --> 00:55:42,362 Do you know who can't be elected to Congress... 855 00:55:42,438 --> 00:55:45,839 because he's not 25 years old? 856 00:55:47,076 --> 00:55:49,010 I can't! That's who! 857 00:55:49,245 --> 00:55:51,577 And who can't be your President? 858 00:55:51,647 --> 00:55:53,615 Even if you wanted him to be! 859 00:55:54,316 --> 00:55:56,147 I can't! That's who! 860 00:55:56,352 --> 00:55:59,480 Sally LeRoy, troops, is going to be our spearhead. 861 00:56:00,156 --> 00:56:02,249 She's going to Washington. 862 00:56:02,925 --> 00:56:05,018 And she's not going alone. 863 00:56:05,895 --> 00:56:08,261 Because we're going with her! 864 00:56:08,931 --> 00:56:11,729 Sally used to model for Ivory soap as a job 865 00:56:15,271 --> 00:56:18,297 This Sally in a tub used to drive the other babies wild 866 00:56:19,975 --> 00:56:21,806 That's what they say 867 00:56:22,077 --> 00:56:24,102 Sally hasn't come out since that day 868 00:56:24,513 --> 00:56:26,105 Sally LeRoy 869 00:56:26,448 --> 00:56:28,348 Sally LeRoy 870 00:56:28,984 --> 00:56:32,579 She's old enough for Congress, boy 871 00:56:33,055 --> 00:56:34,818 She could represent us 872 00:56:34,924 --> 00:56:36,915 You bet she knows how 873 00:56:37,493 --> 00:56:38,926 Give it to me, Sally baby 874 00:56:39,061 --> 00:56:40,528 She's no baby, now 875 00:56:48,904 --> 00:56:50,838 The Speaker of the House... 876 00:56:50,906 --> 00:56:53,466 recognizes the new Congresswoman from California... 877 00:56:54,376 --> 00:56:56,105 Sally LeRoy. 878 00:57:15,497 --> 00:57:17,158 Mr. Speaker... 879 00:57:22,037 --> 00:57:25,598 America's greatest contribution... 880 00:57:27,009 --> 00:57:29,637 has been to teach the world... 881 00:57:30,246 --> 00:57:34,114 that getting old is such a drag. 882 00:57:35,117 --> 00:57:38,211 Youth is America's secret weapon. 883 00:57:38,821 --> 00:57:41,289 That's why we ask... 884 00:57:41,557 --> 00:57:43,957 that the Constitution... 885 00:57:44,593 --> 00:57:46,686 be amended. 886 00:57:48,297 --> 00:57:51,755 So that the secret weapon can be used. 887 00:57:52,534 --> 00:57:53,728 Amend! Amend! 888 00:58:13,555 --> 00:58:15,523 We suggest... 889 00:58:16,025 --> 00:58:18,585 that the required age... 890 00:58:19,295 --> 00:58:21,456 for a representative... 891 00:58:22,364 --> 00:58:23,763 be... 892 00:58:24,667 --> 00:58:25,964 fourteen. 893 00:58:37,780 --> 00:58:39,577 For a senator... 894 00:58:40,716 --> 00:58:42,343 fourteen. 895 00:58:53,228 --> 00:58:54,456 For President... 896 00:58:57,066 --> 00:58:58,328 fourteen. 897 00:59:06,675 --> 00:59:08,734 Fourteen or fight! 898 00:59:15,050 --> 00:59:17,416 For 40 days and 40 nights the sit-down has spread... 899 00:59:17,486 --> 00:59:20,819 like a multi-colored beach blanket from the Capitol to the White House. 900 00:59:20,889 --> 00:59:23,722 Teenagers have poured in from all parts of the country... 901 00:59:23,792 --> 00:59:25,987 on every plane, on every train. 902 00:59:26,161 --> 00:59:27,788 Amend! Amend! 903 00:59:45,013 --> 00:59:47,777 The President, as you know, appeared today on television... 904 00:59:47,916 --> 00:59:51,443 begging the teenagers to go home, apparently to no avail. 905 00:59:51,553 --> 00:59:53,851 Washington remains besieged. 906 00:59:54,156 --> 00:59:55,783 Senator Allbright! 907 00:59:56,492 --> 00:59:59,620 Is it true that most of your colleagues have taken up residence... 908 00:59:59,695 --> 01:00:01,959 - in their offices at the Capitol? - Yes. 909 01:00:02,197 --> 01:00:03,528 I don't know. 910 01:00:04,767 --> 01:00:06,667 Will you vote for the amendments? 911 01:00:06,902 --> 01:00:09,598 I love you. I love you. I love all of you! 912 01:00:09,705 --> 01:00:11,832 Please, believe me. I love all children! 913 01:00:11,940 --> 01:00:14,306 Senator Allbright, Mr. and Mrs. United States... 914 01:00:14,376 --> 01:00:18,540 as you know the jails have long since been filled with teenagers... 915 01:00:18,714 --> 01:00:21,740 who in the beginning refused to move on. 916 01:00:21,950 --> 01:00:26,114 The police find it very difficult to direct people to move on. 917 01:00:26,321 --> 01:00:29,222 Three or four million people to move on! 918 01:00:29,725 --> 01:00:32,523 The military and the police are helpless... 919 01:00:32,661 --> 01:00:35,425 unless directed to fire on the crowd... 920 01:00:35,731 --> 01:00:37,892 and that seems unthinkable. 921 01:00:38,200 --> 01:00:39,792 Amend! Amend! 922 01:00:47,209 --> 01:00:49,541 Oh, my God! It's happening. It's happening now! 923 01:01:28,917 --> 01:01:30,782 There's a new sun 924 01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:34,756 Rising up angry in the sky 925 01:01:35,057 --> 01:01:37,150 And there's a new voice 926 01:01:37,626 --> 01:01:40,595 Crying we're not afraid to die 927 01:01:41,330 --> 01:01:44,493 Let the old world make believe 928 01:01:44,733 --> 01:01:47,361 It's blind, deaf and dumb 929 01:01:47,870 --> 01:01:52,432 But nothing can change the shape of things to come 930 01:01:53,809 --> 01:01:55,572 There are changes 931 01:01:56,478 --> 01:01:59,413 Lying ahead every road 932 01:02:00,048 --> 01:02:01,879 And there are new thoughts 933 01:02:02,551 --> 01:02:05,452 Ready and waiting to explode 934 01:02:06,054 --> 01:02:09,251 When tomorrow is today 935 01:02:09,558 --> 01:02:11,651 The bells will toll for some 936 01:02:12,361 --> 01:02:17,230 But nothing can change the shape of things to come 937 01:02:18,934 --> 01:02:21,528 The future's coming in now 938 01:02:22,738 --> 01:02:24,569 Sweet and strong 939 01:02:25,407 --> 01:02:29,639 Ain't no one can hold it back for long 940 01:02:30,913 --> 01:02:33,245 There are new dreams 941 01:02:33,482 --> 01:02:36,542 Crowding out old realities 942 01:02:37,019 --> 01:02:38,782 There's revolution 943 01:02:39,421 --> 01:02:42,720 Sweeping like a fresh new breeze 944 01:02:43,091 --> 01:02:46,219 Let the old world make believe 945 01:02:46,528 --> 01:02:48,826 It's blind, deaf and dumb 946 01:02:49,431 --> 01:02:52,662 But nothing can change the shape of things 947 01:02:52,801 --> 01:02:55,599 Nothing can change the shape of things 948 01:02:55,837 --> 01:02:58,772 Nothing can change the shape of things 949 01:02:58,941 --> 01:03:04,436 Nothing can change the shape of things to come 950 01:03:08,650 --> 01:03:09,878 Troops... 951 01:03:11,620 --> 01:03:13,679 they've slaughtered 12 of you. 952 01:03:15,257 --> 01:03:17,020 They did that to us. 953 01:03:18,260 --> 01:03:20,956 They came with their soldiers and their cops... 954 01:03:22,798 --> 01:03:24,629 and they did that to us. 955 01:03:41,216 --> 01:03:42,774 I'm glad you came. 956 01:03:45,621 --> 01:03:47,213 You... 957 01:03:48,290 --> 01:03:49,814 You look... 958 01:03:54,563 --> 01:03:57,396 How are things at the old homestead, Dad? 959 01:03:57,833 --> 01:03:59,733 We miss you, Jimmy. 960 01:03:59,901 --> 01:04:01,368 Very badly. 961 01:04:03,972 --> 01:04:05,462 Sorry I'm late. 962 01:04:05,641 --> 01:04:08,735 It's not easy getting around Washington these days, is it? 963 01:04:09,444 --> 01:04:14,108 No, you have to kind of tiptoe between the teenagers. 964 01:04:14,583 --> 01:04:15,880 Your people. 965 01:04:18,587 --> 01:04:20,452 Jimmy, why can't you come home? 966 01:04:20,756 --> 01:04:22,087 I'm busy. 967 01:04:23,425 --> 01:04:25,586 Is that all you're going to say? 968 01:04:26,128 --> 01:04:27,117 No. 969 01:04:28,030 --> 01:04:30,225 I'm part of Max's political brain trust. 970 01:04:31,299 --> 01:04:34,097 You see, you put down the Republicans, Dad. 971 01:04:34,202 --> 01:04:35,533 That's easy. 972 01:04:35,637 --> 01:04:39,129 But you Democrats solved all your problems 30 years ago. 973 01:04:39,274 --> 01:04:41,003 The same as them. 974 01:04:41,410 --> 01:04:45,244 There aren't going to be any wars anymore. Not big ones, we know that. 975 01:04:45,347 --> 01:04:49,306 If we didn't have a foreign policy, we wouldn't even have small wars. 976 01:04:49,551 --> 01:04:52,111 Max feels that we don't need a foreign policy. 977 01:04:52,487 --> 01:04:54,887 And at home, everybody's rich. 978 01:04:55,123 --> 01:04:57,421 If they're not, they can sleep on the beaches... 979 01:04:57,492 --> 01:04:59,756 and live like they're rich anyway. 980 01:04:59,828 --> 01:05:03,025 There aren't even any Negroes anymore, the way you Democrats think. 981 01:05:03,098 --> 01:05:05,532 You think you see them, but I don't think I see them. 982 01:05:05,600 --> 01:05:10,037 All I see is a man who got out on the shore and started his tan sooner than I did. 983 01:05:10,138 --> 01:05:11,730 When that new order comes in... 984 01:05:11,840 --> 01:05:13,432 You know, you're... 985 01:05:13,508 --> 01:05:15,703 You could drive a man to drink! 986 01:05:16,411 --> 01:05:17,605 See? 987 01:05:17,746 --> 01:05:20,544 You're part of that alcoholic generation. 988 01:05:20,615 --> 01:05:22,913 - You need to drink. - Stop it! 989 01:05:22,984 --> 01:05:27,182 - I ought to take you over my knee... - That would be your solution. 990 01:05:27,322 --> 01:05:28,619 Sit! 991 01:05:29,491 --> 01:05:31,322 Sit down. 992 01:05:34,930 --> 01:05:38,457 Dad, I have the vote now, remember? 993 01:05:40,235 --> 01:05:43,329 In your own way, I suppose you're a great man. 994 01:05:43,405 --> 01:05:45,600 You helped us start it all. 995 01:05:46,141 --> 01:05:47,438 Goodbye. 996 01:05:49,177 --> 01:05:52,806 You know, I really don't dig that family scene. 997 01:05:54,282 --> 01:05:57,342 That's your hang-up, Senator. Not mine. 998 01:06:04,292 --> 01:06:05,589 Johnny? 999 01:06:06,361 --> 01:06:07,589 You're drunk. 1000 01:06:07,662 --> 01:06:09,186 Damn right, I'm drunk. 1001 01:06:09,264 --> 01:06:11,562 I'm a part of that alcoholic generation. 1002 01:06:11,633 --> 01:06:14,067 We pour napalm on our own men. 1003 01:06:14,169 --> 01:06:16,103 We do it because we're drunk. 1004 01:06:16,204 --> 01:06:19,867 Good, old, old, patriotic drunk! 1005 01:06:22,911 --> 01:06:24,344 Johnny! 1006 01:06:25,347 --> 01:06:27,406 - Daddy! - Johnny! Stop it! 1007 01:06:28,350 --> 01:06:29,908 Goodbye, Mr. Frost! 1008 01:06:30,452 --> 01:06:31,885 Goodbye, mister! 1009 01:06:40,362 --> 01:06:41,954 Johnny, stop it! 1010 01:06:42,798 --> 01:06:46,564 From now on, you read Winnie-the-Pooh or you don't read anything! 1011 01:06:47,469 --> 01:06:48,834 And Little Women! 1012 01:06:49,004 --> 01:06:50,403 Little Women! 1013 01:06:50,539 --> 01:06:53,167 I hate you, Daddy! I hate you! 1014 01:07:02,350 --> 01:07:04,079 War council! 1015 01:07:11,459 --> 01:07:13,825 We got votes, but we don't have enough. 1016 01:07:14,296 --> 01:07:16,890 How do you break a deadlock in Washington? 1017 01:07:17,766 --> 01:07:19,233 Blackmail. 1018 01:07:20,402 --> 01:07:23,997 Or we could raid the FBI. With what's in J. Edgar's files... 1019 01:07:24,105 --> 01:07:26,938 I'm serious. We need a two-thirds vote now, baby. 1020 01:07:27,409 --> 01:07:28,603 Hey... 1021 01:07:28,944 --> 01:07:30,809 assassinations. 1022 01:07:32,514 --> 01:07:36,041 We could start picking them off one by one in Congress. 1023 01:07:36,117 --> 01:07:39,644 Every time someone makes a speech against... 1024 01:07:40,121 --> 01:07:41,611 they die. 1025 01:07:46,361 --> 01:07:49,660 She's out with our friendly neighborhood lifeguard, acid. 1026 01:07:53,368 --> 01:07:54,494 LSD. 1027 01:07:55,136 --> 01:07:56,535 That's it, baby. 1028 01:07:56,605 --> 01:07:58,402 We turn them all on, right? 1029 01:07:58,473 --> 01:08:00,168 We can make them all happy. 1030 01:08:01,943 --> 01:08:03,240 That's it, baby. 1031 01:08:03,311 --> 01:08:05,040 All out on trips! 1032 01:08:07,115 --> 01:08:08,878 We put it in the water supply. 1033 01:08:09,050 --> 01:08:10,415 Mother lover! 1034 01:08:10,485 --> 01:08:14,285 With a teenage guide for each one, to make sure it's a happy trip. 1035 01:08:14,356 --> 01:08:16,483 A voting trip! 1036 01:08:16,758 --> 01:08:18,282 We send all our troops home. 1037 01:08:18,627 --> 01:08:20,390 The ones that stay to help us... 1038 01:08:20,462 --> 01:08:23,329 they don't touch water, coffee, anything! 1039 01:08:23,398 --> 01:08:24,387 Nothing! 1040 01:08:24,766 --> 01:08:26,063 We're straight. 1041 01:08:26,234 --> 01:08:27,633 And them out on trips. 1042 01:08:29,004 --> 01:08:32,201 Anything they open, they open with bottle cap openers. 1043 01:08:32,540 --> 01:08:33,529 Or a hook. 1044 01:08:34,476 --> 01:08:36,967 Stanley, book us back to Washington. 1045 01:08:55,530 --> 01:08:58,226 You go to Senator Mason, 3050 Park Street. 1046 01:08:58,433 --> 01:08:59,593 Get moving. 1047 01:08:59,768 --> 01:09:02,965 You take Congressman Parker, 507 North Street. 1048 01:09:03,138 --> 01:09:05,038 You'll take Senator Fergus... 1049 01:09:05,740 --> 01:09:07,298 I'll take that man myself. 1050 01:10:05,934 --> 01:10:07,697 Gentlemen, let us vote! 1051 01:10:07,836 --> 01:10:11,772 All in favor, signify by raising your hand. 1052 01:10:15,377 --> 01:10:18,073 Two, three, four... 1053 01:10:18,513 --> 01:10:21,346 five, six, seven... 1054 01:10:21,883 --> 01:10:24,010 eight, nine, ten! 1055 01:10:25,620 --> 01:10:26,917 Who cares? 1056 01:10:29,557 --> 01:10:32,685 On this Friday of August... 1057 01:10:35,530 --> 01:10:36,519 No! 1058 01:10:44,839 --> 01:10:48,639 Senator Fergus, you didn't have to use detectives to find us. 1059 01:10:49,711 --> 01:10:51,576 We're not in hiding. 1060 01:10:51,679 --> 01:10:55,445 Some time ago, we had a little accident, and ever since... 1061 01:10:55,984 --> 01:10:58,179 we had an accident, my husband... 1062 01:10:58,887 --> 01:11:01,788 You could hardly believe that he's my husband. 1063 01:11:02,223 --> 01:11:03,349 We... 1064 01:11:03,558 --> 01:11:05,287 He's retired. 1065 01:11:07,529 --> 01:11:10,225 I'm very flattered that you've chosen to visit us. 1066 01:11:11,933 --> 01:11:15,369 But I don't understand, what did you mean by... 1067 01:11:15,904 --> 01:11:17,030 my... 1068 01:11:17,105 --> 01:11:18,970 my son's reign of terror? 1069 01:11:19,240 --> 01:11:20,571 We're desperate. 1070 01:11:21,176 --> 01:11:22,302 Mrs. Flatow. 1071 01:11:23,645 --> 01:11:26,079 He's paralyzed the country. 1072 01:11:26,247 --> 01:11:27,942 - See, if you... - Senator. 1073 01:11:28,349 --> 01:11:30,283 I'm sure my son... 1074 01:11:30,785 --> 01:11:33,982 has a very good reason for paralyzing the country. 1075 01:11:34,055 --> 01:11:37,024 But if you could just persuade him. 1076 01:11:39,694 --> 01:11:42,857 You see, ever since the accident... 1077 01:11:43,164 --> 01:11:44,153 I've... 1078 01:11:45,366 --> 01:11:48,961 I've been under the care of an LSD therapist. 1079 01:11:49,871 --> 01:11:52,465 And I understand my son now. 1080 01:11:52,640 --> 01:11:54,870 I understand him completely. 1081 01:11:55,176 --> 01:11:59,909 I identify with that marvelous Sally LeRoy! 1082 01:12:04,619 --> 01:12:08,453 I could not persuade my son from his purposes. 1083 01:12:09,991 --> 01:12:12,084 You never read in the Bible... 1084 01:12:12,427 --> 01:12:15,294 about the mother of Jesus... 1085 01:12:15,430 --> 01:12:17,990 persuading her son from his purposes. 1086 01:12:20,201 --> 01:12:21,190 No... 1087 01:12:23,071 --> 01:12:24,060 You... 1088 01:12:25,206 --> 01:12:29,666 You tell my son his mother is behind him. 1089 01:12:31,579 --> 01:12:33,877 She is behind him. 1090 01:12:40,655 --> 01:12:43,215 No, I won't talk to Eisenhower. 1091 01:12:43,424 --> 01:12:46,621 I ain't going to talk to Rockefeller and I won't talk to Dirksen. 1092 01:12:47,428 --> 01:12:49,623 You got to be out of your Chinese skulls. 1093 01:12:49,697 --> 01:12:51,460 I won't take their nomination. 1094 01:12:51,633 --> 01:12:54,466 I run my own party or I run Democrat. 1095 01:12:55,003 --> 01:12:57,528 You are really getting square. Tell him. 1096 01:12:58,072 --> 01:13:00,472 The Republicans want you, Max. 1097 01:13:00,708 --> 01:13:02,801 You don't even have to pull any stunts. 1098 01:13:03,011 --> 01:13:06,742 They've been looking for a hero ever since they lost Eisenhower. 1099 01:13:06,814 --> 01:13:09,112 Nixon would sure look dumb with long hair. 1100 01:13:09,217 --> 01:13:11,515 And Ronald Reagan would look worse. 1101 01:13:11,853 --> 01:13:14,947 Nobody's going to take this country this year with short hair! 1102 01:13:15,190 --> 01:13:16,418 Think of it! 1103 01:13:16,524 --> 01:13:20,961 You, the true son and heir of Herbert Hoover and Calvin Coolidge. 1104 01:13:22,096 --> 01:13:23,461 Stanley. 1105 01:13:31,272 --> 01:13:32,864 Republican, baby. 1106 01:13:35,677 --> 01:13:36,837 Republican. 1107 01:13:37,946 --> 01:13:39,675 Me, a Republican? 1108 01:13:42,784 --> 01:13:44,649 Yeah. All right. 1109 01:13:44,953 --> 01:13:46,318 You got a big mouth. 1110 01:13:46,421 --> 01:13:47,979 You got a square head. 1111 01:13:51,292 --> 01:13:52,759 Thanks, Max. 1112 01:14:27,462 --> 01:14:28,793 Now, troops... 1113 01:14:30,265 --> 01:14:32,665 I have nothing against our President. 1114 01:14:33,835 --> 01:14:36,633 It's like running against my own grandfather. 1115 01:14:47,548 --> 01:14:49,140 I don't understand. 1116 01:14:49,217 --> 01:14:52,653 Do you really want a man in his sixties running the country? 1117 01:14:52,820 --> 01:14:53,809 No! 1118 01:14:54,989 --> 01:14:58,288 What do you ask a 60-year-old man? 1119 01:14:58,726 --> 01:15:02,662 You ask him whether he wants his wheelchair facing the sun... 1120 01:15:02,830 --> 01:15:05,196 or facing away from the sun. 1121 01:15:20,081 --> 01:15:23,448 But running our country? Forget it, babies! 1122 01:15:32,760 --> 01:15:36,662 Who in America can truly resist the clarion call of youth? 1123 01:15:36,998 --> 01:15:39,523 Never has it been so brazenly sounded. 1124 01:15:39,734 --> 01:15:42,532 Experience, it has brought you nothing. 1125 01:15:42,937 --> 01:15:44,700 Max Frost has told you that. 1126 01:15:45,073 --> 01:15:46,768 Down with experience. 1127 01:15:48,576 --> 01:15:51,773 If your son is elected President, Mrs. Flatow... 1128 01:15:52,013 --> 01:15:54,208 will you, because he's a bachelor... 1129 01:15:54,315 --> 01:15:56,875 will you be his White House hostess? 1130 01:15:56,984 --> 01:15:58,246 Pamela... 1131 01:15:58,353 --> 01:16:01,481 I hope to help my son in important ways. 1132 01:16:02,223 --> 01:16:06,785 Possibly be a consul general to one of those Latin countries. 1133 01:16:07,095 --> 01:16:09,495 But I will probably have to be... 1134 01:16:09,630 --> 01:16:12,155 Ambassador to the Court of St. James. 1135 01:16:12,433 --> 01:16:14,663 - You see, the Queen and I... - Mrs. Flatow! 1136 01:16:14,736 --> 01:16:19,036 What about the rumor there's been a falling out between you and Max Frost? 1137 01:16:19,307 --> 01:16:23,437 Pamela, let me first remind you that my name is no longer Mrs. Flatow. 1138 01:16:24,412 --> 01:16:27,711 Like my son, I had it changed legally. 1139 01:16:27,949 --> 01:16:29,541 It's Mrs. Frost. 1140 01:16:30,251 --> 01:16:33,516 And Max and I could never have a falling out. 1141 01:16:33,988 --> 01:16:36,684 Lovers' quarrel, perhaps. 1142 01:16:36,791 --> 01:16:38,088 But that's all. 1143 01:16:38,359 --> 01:16:40,122 Will Mr. Flatow... 1144 01:16:40,228 --> 01:16:41,855 I mean, Mr. Frost. 1145 01:16:42,063 --> 01:16:44,691 Will he be part of the new government? 1146 01:16:46,234 --> 01:16:49,067 My husband is so laid up. 1147 01:16:49,804 --> 01:16:52,534 You can't believe how laid up he is. 1148 01:16:53,074 --> 01:16:54,564 Proud... 1149 01:16:55,042 --> 01:16:56,236 proud... 1150 01:16:56,911 --> 01:16:58,469 so proud. 1151 01:17:00,581 --> 01:17:02,208 Hey, troops! 1152 01:17:02,383 --> 01:17:03,907 I've got good news for you today. 1153 01:17:04,185 --> 01:17:05,618 Hey, troops! 1154 01:17:05,787 --> 01:17:07,345 I've got good news. 1155 01:17:12,560 --> 01:17:14,027 We want Max! 1156 01:17:34,248 --> 01:17:38,548 Maximillian Frost has been elected President of the United States... 1157 01:17:38,753 --> 01:17:41,984 by the largest majority in the history of our country. 1158 01:17:42,190 --> 01:17:44,215 He has carried every state... 1159 01:17:44,559 --> 01:17:47,653 with the single and remarkable exception of Hawaii. 1160 01:18:43,918 --> 01:18:45,249 Mr. Speaker... 1161 01:18:45,553 --> 01:18:46,815 Senators... 1162 01:18:47,221 --> 01:18:48,415 Representatives... 1163 01:18:49,290 --> 01:18:50,279 troops. 1164 01:18:58,065 --> 01:19:02,001 You want to know what the state of the union is. 1165 01:19:03,804 --> 01:19:06,796 And I'm going to tell you what the state of the union is. 1166 01:19:08,643 --> 01:19:10,133 You know, our folks... 1167 01:19:10,745 --> 01:19:13,270 say that there is a fly... 1168 01:19:13,714 --> 01:19:15,409 in the ointment. 1169 01:19:18,686 --> 01:19:21,177 And it's not the Communists... 1170 01:19:22,123 --> 01:19:24,023 and it's not the Birchers. 1171 01:19:27,028 --> 01:19:29,553 There is a villain in history, though. 1172 01:19:30,598 --> 01:19:33,328 And it's not the Jews... 1173 01:19:35,336 --> 01:19:37,861 it's not the labor leaders... 1174 01:19:40,274 --> 01:19:42,037 it's not the bankers... 1175 01:19:42,476 --> 01:19:46,071 and it's not the Russians, and it isn't even the Chinese! 1176 01:19:47,648 --> 01:19:48,740 Who? 1177 01:19:48,983 --> 01:19:52,646 Who, after all, has caused all of our troubles? 1178 01:19:53,955 --> 01:19:56,423 Those who are stiff, baby! 1179 01:19:57,024 --> 01:19:59,322 Not with love but with age! 1180 01:20:00,628 --> 01:20:02,425 So while we're young... 1181 01:20:02,496 --> 01:20:04,930 we've lived in small pads with no bread. 1182 01:20:05,766 --> 01:20:08,792 While they're living high and fat... 1183 01:20:09,136 --> 01:20:10,831 with all the money! 1184 01:20:14,642 --> 01:20:16,166 Well, troops... 1185 01:20:17,211 --> 01:20:20,044 I want to tell you that they're heavy with honey... 1186 01:20:20,514 --> 01:20:22,311 and they can't fly. 1187 01:20:22,683 --> 01:20:26,449 You'd better believe me that they can't fly! 1188 01:20:28,022 --> 01:20:29,011 Now... 1189 01:20:29,457 --> 01:20:30,651 some of us... 1190 01:20:31,225 --> 01:20:33,693 have changed this for ourselves already. 1191 01:20:36,731 --> 01:20:37,720 But... 1192 01:20:38,733 --> 01:20:40,633 now we're going to change it... 1193 01:20:41,135 --> 01:20:42,796 for everyone. 1194 01:20:44,171 --> 01:20:45,661 You give me... 1195 01:20:46,540 --> 01:20:47,905 the tools. 1196 01:20:48,242 --> 01:20:49,766 You give me the laws. 1197 01:20:52,046 --> 01:20:55,345 Give me the power! 1198 01:21:03,924 --> 01:21:05,186 He's got a gun! 1199 01:21:10,498 --> 01:21:11,931 Let him go. 1200 01:21:12,033 --> 01:21:13,796 He won't get far. 1201 01:21:22,910 --> 01:21:24,434 We're going to make... 1202 01:21:24,945 --> 01:21:26,139 thirty... 1203 01:21:26,681 --> 01:21:28,672 a mandatory retirement age. 1204 01:21:28,949 --> 01:21:31,213 We'll set up rehabilitation camps... 1205 01:21:32,019 --> 01:21:34,283 mercy centers in every state of the union. 1206 01:21:35,022 --> 01:21:38,048 Citizens will report to them after five years... 1207 01:21:38,359 --> 01:21:40,259 at the age of 35. 1208 01:21:40,895 --> 01:21:42,055 And there... 1209 01:21:42,396 --> 01:21:45,263 in groovy surroundings we're going to psych them all out... 1210 01:21:45,566 --> 01:21:47,090 on LSD, babies. 1211 01:21:51,739 --> 01:21:52,933 That way... 1212 01:21:53,474 --> 01:21:55,442 they're not going to hurt you... 1213 01:21:55,876 --> 01:21:58,276 and they're not going to hurt me... 1214 01:21:58,646 --> 01:22:02,377 and, babies, they're not even going to hurt themselves anymore! 1215 01:22:05,019 --> 01:22:06,987 They won't draft you. 1216 01:22:07,221 --> 01:22:08,688 We'll draft them! 1217 01:22:10,624 --> 01:22:12,683 Some of them are really going to dig it. 1218 01:22:13,894 --> 01:22:16,829 That's going to be the real mother-lovin' gas. 1219 01:22:18,099 --> 01:22:22,035 There'll be cats who'll want to split from taxes, Diner's Club... 1220 01:22:22,136 --> 01:22:26,334 crazy birds, crazy wives and crazy husbands! 1221 01:22:27,174 --> 01:22:28,971 Millions, troops... 1222 01:22:29,143 --> 01:22:31,873 but millions are going to go willingly. 1223 01:22:32,513 --> 01:22:35,573 Just tell them they don't owe nobody nothing. 1224 01:22:36,117 --> 01:22:38,950 And, babies, what a wrap-up! 1225 01:23:49,490 --> 01:23:52,357 Suffer unto me, little old lady. 1226 01:24:08,876 --> 01:24:11,208 The best campaign dinners 1227 01:24:11,278 --> 01:24:13,940 Are no campaign dinners 1228 01:24:14,048 --> 01:24:16,448 Contribute, contribute 1229 01:24:16,684 --> 01:24:18,845 Contribute to yourself 1230 01:24:19,119 --> 01:24:21,485 The best campaign dinners 1231 01:24:21,722 --> 01:24:24,122 Are no campaign dinners 1232 01:24:24,358 --> 01:24:26,519 Contribute, contribute 1233 01:24:26,961 --> 01:24:29,259 Contribute to yourself 1234 01:24:30,631 --> 01:24:34,226 Hawaii, the only state which has not voted for Max... 1235 01:24:34,501 --> 01:24:37,561 was given a lethal overdose in toto of STP. 1236 01:24:38,239 --> 01:24:41,402 The survivors are a weird, hearty breed now... 1237 01:24:41,642 --> 01:24:45,169 largely nomadic, and strangely ill-coordinated. 1238 01:24:45,246 --> 01:24:47,908 They do not seem to understand what has happened to them. 1239 01:24:49,917 --> 01:24:51,612 Mr. President? 1240 01:24:52,419 --> 01:24:56,378 Has it been brought to your attention that there are many subversive citizens... 1241 01:24:56,490 --> 01:24:59,050 over 35 who are passing for 25? 1242 01:24:59,226 --> 01:25:02,127 What do you intend to do about this situation? 1243 01:25:04,064 --> 01:25:07,966 My feeling is if they can fool us then they're all right. 1244 01:25:08,369 --> 01:25:11,702 Anyone who is that lively is not dangerous. 1245 01:25:12,006 --> 01:25:14,474 Mr. President, look this way. 1246 01:25:14,742 --> 01:25:16,232 Mr. President. Thank you. 1247 01:25:16,377 --> 01:25:18,607 We've heard that there have been... 1248 01:25:18,679 --> 01:25:20,544 cases in which mothers and fathers... 1249 01:25:20,748 --> 01:25:23,410 relatives, and in some cases, complete strangers... 1250 01:25:23,484 --> 01:25:27,181 who've been hidden in attics or basements by much younger citizens. 1251 01:25:27,421 --> 01:25:30,913 What are the dangers of this hidden population of old people? 1252 01:25:31,959 --> 01:25:36,191 No one hiding in a basement or an attic is likely to do much harm to the country. 1253 01:25:36,430 --> 01:25:37,897 Are they? 1254 01:25:39,466 --> 01:25:43,869 Although they're not as effectively neutralized as those in the camps... 1255 01:25:44,038 --> 01:25:45,938 they are nonetheless out of business. 1256 01:25:46,040 --> 01:25:48,508 And as time goes by, they will be ferreted out. 1257 01:25:48,876 --> 01:25:52,175 What about the possibility of underground railroads? 1258 01:25:52,713 --> 01:25:54,271 By that you mean... 1259 01:25:54,648 --> 01:25:58,482 our old people who've been smuggled into Canada, Cuba, Mexico? 1260 01:25:59,853 --> 01:26:04,483 As you know, the President of Mexico and the Prime Minister of Canada... 1261 01:26:04,658 --> 01:26:07,456 and Fidel Castro are all very old men. 1262 01:26:07,695 --> 01:26:10,220 They're old-fashioned and they're old. 1263 01:26:10,464 --> 01:26:11,897 I say to them... 1264 01:26:11,966 --> 01:26:16,335 do they think they can stop the revolution that is coming in their own country? 1265 01:26:16,870 --> 01:26:20,966 Do they think our old people will prolong their existence for a year? 1266 01:26:21,642 --> 01:26:23,473 A month or even a day? 1267 01:26:34,154 --> 01:26:35,451 Dad, look! 1268 01:26:38,258 --> 01:26:39,316 Run! 1269 01:26:56,510 --> 01:26:58,410 Like the United States... 1270 01:26:58,545 --> 01:27:01,571 Russia, too has abandoned its moon program. 1271 01:27:01,882 --> 01:27:03,941 In its Russian translation... 1272 01:27:04,051 --> 01:27:07,509 Fourteen or Fight has already swept that country. 1273 01:27:09,356 --> 01:27:12,416 Red China has denounced rock music. 1274 01:27:12,493 --> 01:27:15,690 However, from all reports, the rallying song... 1275 01:27:15,763 --> 01:27:18,732 of the vast teenage underground movement in the far east... 1276 01:27:18,832 --> 01:27:22,563 is the song, Don't Wanna Be No Yellow Peril. 1277 01:27:25,005 --> 01:27:29,237 Mrs. Flatow, baby, your husband is very happy in the camp. 1278 01:27:29,376 --> 01:27:31,537 Your husband would like you to join him. 1279 01:27:31,612 --> 01:27:33,910 Max would like you to join him. 1280 01:27:49,296 --> 01:27:51,560 No, I'm young! 1281 01:27:51,698 --> 01:27:53,689 It's a mistake! I'm young! 1282 01:27:56,703 --> 01:27:59,365 You are the biggest mother of them all. 1283 01:27:59,573 --> 01:28:01,871 No! I'm really young! 1284 01:28:02,543 --> 01:28:04,443 I'm young! 1285 01:28:09,616 --> 01:28:11,243 It's a mistake! I'm young! 1286 01:28:13,787 --> 01:28:17,018 No! I'm very young! 1287 01:28:28,902 --> 01:28:33,066 America is now planning to withdraw from its international commitments... 1288 01:28:33,207 --> 01:28:36,233 to the relief of many, the despair of few. 1289 01:28:36,343 --> 01:28:39,540 In addition, our armed forces are to be disbanded. 1290 01:28:39,746 --> 01:28:42,772 The President has said that with our immense wealth... 1291 01:28:42,850 --> 01:28:46,616 we will be able to create the most purely hedonistic society... 1292 01:28:46,720 --> 01:28:48,244 the world has ever known. 1293 01:28:48,322 --> 01:28:50,722 We've already begun shipping free grain... 1294 01:28:50,891 --> 01:28:53,883 to all the hungry countries on this planet. 1295 01:29:54,588 --> 01:29:56,613 I'm going to leave her here. 1296 01:29:56,857 --> 01:29:58,188 You take care of her. 1297 01:29:58,292 --> 01:30:00,055 I don't want to stay. 1298 01:30:03,630 --> 01:30:07,088 You're going to have to stay because I'm telling you to. 1299 01:30:07,668 --> 01:30:08,862 And I'm President. 1300 01:30:10,304 --> 01:30:12,169 Can I be President? 1301 01:30:13,340 --> 01:30:14,329 No. 1302 01:30:14,641 --> 01:30:15,972 Why? 1303 01:30:16,977 --> 01:30:18,911 Because you're not old enough. 1304 01:30:19,379 --> 01:30:21,279 How old are you? 1305 01:30:21,815 --> 01:30:23,578 How old do you think I am? 1306 01:30:24,084 --> 01:30:25,483 About 100! 1307 01:30:30,324 --> 01:30:31,723 I'm 24. 1308 01:30:33,160 --> 01:30:34,491 That's old. 1309 01:30:54,014 --> 01:30:55,606 I have to go. 1310 01:30:56,016 --> 01:30:57,608 I'm being presented... 1311 01:30:58,685 --> 01:31:01,848 I'm being presented in the Court of St. James! 1312 01:31:03,023 --> 01:31:04,320 The Queen! 1313 01:31:04,391 --> 01:31:06,120 The Queen is receiving me! 1314 01:31:06,326 --> 01:31:08,692 The Queen is receiving me! 1315 01:31:08,795 --> 01:31:11,457 I need feathers! I have to have feathers! 1316 01:31:11,999 --> 01:31:15,059 White feathers to be proper and respectable... 1317 01:31:15,202 --> 01:31:17,898 by my son, my son... 1318 01:31:18,105 --> 01:31:20,403 My country 'tis of thee... 1319 01:31:20,474 --> 01:31:22,465 sweet land of liberty! 1320 01:31:32,486 --> 01:31:36,047 Following the dissolution of the FBI and the CIA... 1321 01:31:36,356 --> 01:31:40,315 President Max Frost has now done away with the Secret Service... 1322 01:31:40,627 --> 01:31:42,720 allowing him a personal freedom... 1323 01:31:42,863 --> 01:31:46,299 that for generations has been unheard of for a public figure. 1324 01:31:46,700 --> 01:31:50,261 "Protection, " Max Frost has said, "who needs it?" 1325 01:32:05,018 --> 01:32:06,417 That's old. 1326 01:34:05,605 --> 01:34:06,936 That's old. 1327 01:34:38,472 --> 01:34:39,871 That's old. 1328 01:34:49,749 --> 01:34:52,013 What did you do with our crawdad? 1329 01:34:54,054 --> 01:34:55,419 I killed him. 1330 01:34:57,357 --> 01:34:58,756 He was our pet. 1331 01:34:58,925 --> 01:35:00,688 His name was Willeger. 1332 01:35:06,566 --> 01:35:08,591 What are you going to do about it? 1333 01:35:09,970 --> 01:35:12,905 You ain't big enough to beat me up, are you? 1334 01:35:23,450 --> 01:35:26,886 We're going to put everybody over ten out of business. 98864