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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:33,168 --> 00:00:35,959 Don't use your spoon. You're not a baby. 2 00:00:37,084 --> 00:00:38,418 What is that? 3 00:00:38,876 --> 00:00:40,334 Tony, what's that? 4 00:00:41,001 --> 00:00:42,376 Vietnamese stew. 5 00:00:42,668 --> 00:00:44,084 Just great... 6 00:00:45,209 --> 00:00:46,584 Smells good. 7 00:00:48,584 --> 00:00:50,543 - Vietnamese stew? - Yes. 8 00:00:51,334 --> 00:00:53,001 Tony made it. 9 00:00:55,751 --> 00:00:57,126 What makes it Vietnamese? 10 00:00:57,376 --> 00:00:58,543 Pseudo-Vietnamese. 11 00:00:58,793 --> 00:00:59,959 Okay... 12 00:01:00,959 --> 00:01:02,334 Seriously? That's my bowl! 13 00:01:02,584 --> 00:01:04,043 This is mine! That is yours! 14 00:01:04,293 --> 00:01:05,251 Please! 15 00:01:05,501 --> 00:01:06,834 Watch my laptop. 16 00:01:07,501 --> 00:01:08,543 Thank you. 17 00:01:08,793 --> 00:01:10,043 Like a bunch of three year olds. 18 00:01:10,293 --> 00:01:12,543 Really? You're saving the computer? 19 00:01:12,793 --> 00:01:15,876 I'm saving my computer from your soup. Of course. 20 00:01:16,501 --> 00:01:23,501 WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO DESERVE THIS? 21 00:02:01,543 --> 00:02:05,793 Since Nina's apparently not showing, we can go, right? 22 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:08,293 Would you like to say how you feel about it? 23 00:02:08,918 --> 00:02:10,251 No. 24 00:02:13,168 --> 00:02:14,293 That's typical. 25 00:02:17,459 --> 00:02:21,543 You could've said, "how nice that everything turned out okay". 26 00:02:21,793 --> 00:02:25,626 It's just great. Nina doesn't smoke weed anymore, she's going to school. 27 00:02:25,876 --> 00:02:27,751 She's completely changed. 28 00:02:29,251 --> 00:02:30,709 I'll be right back. 29 00:02:31,959 --> 00:02:35,001 Yes, that's true. That is good news. 30 00:02:35,834 --> 00:02:37,459 Why didn't you say anything then? 31 00:02:38,168 --> 00:02:42,251 You sit around for 20 minutes, playing with this talky mouse and then... nada. 32 00:02:42,501 --> 00:02:43,834 Absolutely. 33 00:02:44,209 --> 00:02:45,501 My mistake. 34 00:02:46,126 --> 00:02:47,959 She'll just be dramatic. 35 00:02:48,209 --> 00:02:49,834 No bad energy. 36 00:02:50,084 --> 00:02:52,126 So, here we are again. 37 00:03:05,084 --> 00:03:06,251 What's going on here? 38 00:03:06,501 --> 00:03:07,959 Nothing, what's going on here for you? 39 00:03:08,209 --> 00:03:09,668 Well, that... 40 00:03:10,959 --> 00:03:12,626 Is this some kind of joke? 41 00:03:12,876 --> 00:03:14,793 Nina called me a couple of days ago 42 00:03:15,043 --> 00:03:17,918 and we decided that this is the best place to... 43 00:03:18,168 --> 00:03:20,501 You let him hold the mouse for 20 minutes, 44 00:03:20,751 --> 00:03:24,001 without telling us, that our daughter is... what? 45 00:03:24,251 --> 00:03:28,001 Maybe you'd like to explain the situation from your point of view? 46 00:03:28,251 --> 00:03:29,834 I converted to Islam. 47 00:03:30,001 --> 00:03:31,418 Alhamdulillah. 48 00:03:31,584 --> 00:03:32,584 Aha. 49 00:03:32,751 --> 00:03:34,959 What do you mean, "ah-ha?" 50 00:03:35,209 --> 00:03:39,084 Our 16 year-old daughter tells us, she's converted to Islam, 51 00:03:39,334 --> 00:03:43,251 starts dressing up like a bat and the only thing you have to say is "ah-ha?" 52 00:03:44,293 --> 00:03:46,418 You see? I told you straight away. 53 00:03:47,918 --> 00:03:49,293 So... 54 00:03:49,959 --> 00:03:51,168 Yes... 55 00:03:53,793 --> 00:03:55,293 What do you have to do? 56 00:03:56,251 --> 00:03:58,334 - You can do it all online. - Online? 57 00:03:58,584 --> 00:04:01,293 - You converted to Islam online? - Yes. 58 00:04:01,543 --> 00:04:03,959 You just need to say one sentence and have two witnesses. 59 00:04:04,334 --> 00:04:06,084 - What kind of sentence? - What kind of witnesses? 60 00:04:06,334 --> 00:04:11,418 Aschhadu an laa ilaha illa'Llah wa aschhadu anna Muhammadan rasulu'Llah. 61 00:04:11,751 --> 00:04:15,876 There is no god except for Allah and Mohammed is His prophet and messenger. 62 00:04:16,126 --> 00:04:17,751 At least she's learning Arabic... 63 00:04:18,001 --> 00:04:22,126 I would suggest that you all get a change of perspective. 64 00:04:22,376 --> 00:04:27,293 Let's change places and have the discussion from the other's perspective. 65 00:04:28,084 --> 00:04:30,168 You take your mother's perspective... 66 00:04:30,418 --> 00:04:31,584 Then take that thing off! 67 00:04:31,834 --> 00:04:32,668 Not happening. 68 00:04:32,918 --> 00:04:34,751 You can't be me with that thing on. 69 00:04:35,001 --> 00:04:37,959 I'm not supposed to be you, just to speak from your point of view. 70 00:04:38,209 --> 00:04:38,918 Correct. 71 00:04:39,168 --> 00:04:42,876 You take her father's point of view, so that of your ex-husband. 72 00:04:43,126 --> 00:04:44,001 This should be good. 73 00:04:44,251 --> 00:04:46,501 This is completely crazy. 74 00:04:46,959 --> 00:04:49,668 I raised you my entire life to be a feminist... 75 00:04:49,918 --> 00:04:52,084 - We. - Yes. We. 76 00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:53,584 I... 77 00:04:54,876 --> 00:04:56,251 There's a hidden camera somewhere... 78 00:04:56,501 --> 00:05:02,251 I suggest, that you see this all as her testing boundaries. 79 00:05:02,501 --> 00:05:04,876 - Some kids turn to drugs... - That's why we're here. 80 00:05:05,126 --> 00:05:07,834 I could get the drugs and skipping school. 81 00:05:08,084 --> 00:05:11,168 But to freely choose religious subjugation 82 00:05:11,418 --> 00:05:14,459 and to let someone else dictate, what you wear, what you eat... 83 00:05:14,709 --> 00:05:17,751 As a kid, I had to eat fruits and veg five times a day. 84 00:05:18,209 --> 00:05:21,043 I always said that that was nonsense. 85 00:05:21,293 --> 00:05:25,584 What exactly do you find so bad about this situation? 86 00:05:26,959 --> 00:05:29,876 - We consider religion... - ... to be nonsense. 87 00:05:30,126 --> 00:05:33,793 Oh, well. Our session is up, I'm afraid. 88 00:05:34,043 --> 00:05:37,293 I would like to suggest another appointment for next week... 89 00:05:37,543 --> 00:05:38,751 No! 90 00:05:44,501 --> 00:05:47,959 Can't you just convert to Catholicism? That'd be bad enough. 91 00:05:48,376 --> 00:05:50,626 And how will that help? No one will notice. 92 00:05:51,251 --> 00:05:54,626 Nina, that get up is really backwards. 93 00:05:54,876 --> 00:05:58,209 I mean there are plenty of Muslims who don't wear it. 94 00:05:58,459 --> 00:05:59,418 But I do. 95 00:06:00,459 --> 00:06:04,543 You wouldn't have taken my religion seriously without a hijab and abaya. 96 00:06:05,751 --> 00:06:07,126 Am I right? 97 00:06:20,751 --> 00:06:23,126 Should we bring something over tonight? 98 00:06:26,876 --> 00:06:27,876 No. 99 00:06:29,293 --> 00:06:30,209 It's fine. 100 00:06:40,876 --> 00:06:42,501 Can you let me out here? 101 00:06:42,751 --> 00:06:44,709 - Why? - I'll come over in a bit. 102 00:06:45,126 --> 00:06:46,709 Why? Where are you going? 103 00:06:46,959 --> 00:06:49,543 But please, don't come over tonight wearing... 104 00:06:49,793 --> 00:06:50,959 ... that! 105 00:06:51,876 --> 00:06:53,918 - Are you ashamed of me? - No. 106 00:06:54,168 --> 00:06:55,751 I am just asking you not to. 107 00:06:56,001 --> 00:06:57,626 As a birthday gift. 108 00:06:57,959 --> 00:07:01,251 I should disavow myself as your birthday present? Seriously? 109 00:07:01,501 --> 00:07:05,293 Nina, that isn't you. That's just some ideological bullshit. 110 00:07:06,959 --> 00:07:09,501 Yeah, yeah! I'm going! 111 00:07:09,751 --> 00:07:11,626 Can't you see that someone is getting out? 112 00:07:11,918 --> 00:07:13,876 Mom, don't get so upset. 113 00:07:14,126 --> 00:07:15,793 You'll get used to it. 114 00:07:16,043 --> 00:07:17,626 Inshallah 115 00:07:37,793 --> 00:07:38,959 Tony? 116 00:07:40,918 --> 00:07:42,126 Tony? 117 00:07:46,001 --> 00:07:48,709 You've reached Tony, here comes the tone. 118 00:07:48,959 --> 00:07:50,751 Why aren't you answering? 119 00:07:51,543 --> 00:07:54,334 And don't forget to bring the mousse au chocolat. 120 00:08:01,418 --> 00:08:06,293 Tony: I'll be there soon. With a surprise. I love you. 121 00:08:12,501 --> 00:08:15,168 Super, that you love me. Just great! 122 00:08:15,418 --> 00:08:16,834 But where are you? 123 00:08:17,251 --> 00:08:19,501 As-salam-alaikum! 124 00:08:20,043 --> 00:08:23,959 Many of you have been curious, how I've been since I converted to Islam. 125 00:08:24,209 --> 00:08:28,418 If you have any questions, just leave a comment. I'll gladly answer. 126 00:08:28,668 --> 00:08:33,001 I've been wearing the niqab for about 2 months and I am very happy. 127 00:08:33,251 --> 00:08:36,584 Even if the infidels don't like it, I don't care, 128 00:08:36,834 --> 00:08:41,209 because I don't like them either and we just don't get each other. 129 00:08:41,501 --> 00:08:42,668 I want to say... 130 00:08:42,918 --> 00:08:45,834 - Why aren't you answering? - Hello, mom! Did you call? 131 00:08:46,209 --> 00:08:48,918 Klara, it's you! No, I have... 132 00:08:49,584 --> 00:08:51,876 What? Oh, come on... Who cares. 133 00:08:57,168 --> 00:08:58,709 What's happening here? 134 00:09:00,126 --> 00:09:01,418 Klara! 135 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:05,084 - Is everything okay with you? - Yes. 136 00:09:08,876 --> 00:09:10,834 Do we need to announce it today? 137 00:09:11,084 --> 00:09:14,043 What do you mean, "announce"? I'm 6 months pregnant. 138 00:09:15,043 --> 00:09:16,584 It's her birthday. 139 00:09:18,126 --> 00:09:21,293 I never understood, why we always celebrate that together. 140 00:09:21,543 --> 00:09:23,334 Because we are family. 141 00:09:24,334 --> 00:09:27,084 I am certainly not "family" with your ex-wife. 142 00:09:31,126 --> 00:09:33,709 Imagine that we weren't together anymore 143 00:09:33,959 --> 00:09:36,668 and I told you on your birthday, 144 00:09:36,918 --> 00:09:39,459 that I am having a baby with someone else. 145 00:09:39,751 --> 00:09:41,459 You wouldn't like that either. 146 00:09:42,418 --> 00:09:43,709 No. 147 00:09:47,459 --> 00:09:51,084 I'm sorry, can you speak up? I didn't quite follow that. 148 00:09:57,751 --> 00:09:59,834 Who should sit next to dad's woman? 149 00:10:00,084 --> 00:10:03,168 I don't care. Just don't put her too close to me. 150 00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:07,084 Happy birthday! 151 00:10:10,418 --> 00:10:12,709 You're the birthday girl? Yes, I am. 152 00:10:12,959 --> 00:10:15,709 I am very happy. Thank you, that I am here. 153 00:10:17,959 --> 00:10:19,293 Happy birthday! 154 00:10:19,751 --> 00:10:22,209 - Did she write back? - No, I just texted you. 155 00:10:22,459 --> 00:10:24,293 Why don't you ever answer me? 156 00:10:24,543 --> 00:10:25,834 Thanks. 157 00:10:26,918 --> 00:10:28,168 Give me that. 158 00:10:29,376 --> 00:10:31,209 That is Matthias. 159 00:10:36,751 --> 00:10:40,418 Elke is the woman I've always wanted, I just wanted to tell you all that. 160 00:10:41,043 --> 00:10:42,584 - Perfect. - Great. 161 00:10:44,668 --> 00:10:45,709 You're welcome. 162 00:10:45,959 --> 00:10:48,376 Where is our shelf? Isn't having it so open a bit unpractical? 163 00:10:48,626 --> 00:10:51,626 - No, it's great having it open. - Where's the old one? 164 00:10:52,001 --> 00:10:54,501 - Don't even think about it! - It's at Helga's. 165 00:10:54,751 --> 00:10:57,543 That was my mother's. You can't just give it to Helga. 166 00:10:57,793 --> 00:10:58,501 Darling? 167 00:10:59,043 --> 00:11:01,043 He's so sweet, you know? 168 00:11:01,293 --> 00:11:03,793 We ate a fish together in Trieste, 169 00:11:04,043 --> 00:11:06,209 and then he pulled out all the bones for me... 170 00:11:06,459 --> 00:11:08,334 - Where did you find him? - "Like me." 171 00:11:09,043 --> 00:11:10,043 What? 172 00:11:10,293 --> 00:11:11,334 Online. 173 00:11:11,584 --> 00:11:13,626 It's this online meet-up thing. 174 00:11:13,876 --> 00:11:16,876 - And how come you know it? - Klara showed me last week. 175 00:11:17,418 --> 00:11:19,793 Did Klara do something with her eyes? 176 00:11:21,168 --> 00:11:23,209 - Didn't I tell you about that? - No. 177 00:11:23,459 --> 00:11:26,043 With the money we gave her for the trip to Vietnam. 178 00:11:26,793 --> 00:11:29,084 Well, at least you can see it. 179 00:11:29,918 --> 00:11:32,334 Others get an expensive vulvar lip reduction. 180 00:11:32,709 --> 00:11:34,584 Which you then never see. 181 00:11:35,751 --> 00:11:37,501 That's true. You're right. 182 00:11:49,001 --> 00:11:51,293 Why are you leaving your shoes outside? 183 00:11:51,543 --> 00:11:53,251 That's how we do it. 184 00:11:53,626 --> 00:11:55,084 Okay, listen up. 185 00:11:55,834 --> 00:11:57,376 You asked for an iPad... 186 00:11:57,626 --> 00:12:01,293 I thought, maybe you don't have to wait until your birthday. 187 00:12:01,543 --> 00:12:04,209 All you have to do is taking those rags off. 188 00:12:04,918 --> 00:12:06,459 Mummy. 189 00:12:06,834 --> 00:12:08,126 No. 190 00:12:09,709 --> 00:12:11,418 Happy birthday. 191 00:12:15,334 --> 00:12:16,918 Alhamdulillah. 192 00:12:21,209 --> 00:12:25,001 You can sit across from each other, I even made those table cards. 193 00:12:30,293 --> 00:12:32,918 Allah the Merciful sent me here. 194 00:12:35,251 --> 00:12:36,709 Nina, you aren't sitting there. 195 00:12:38,876 --> 00:12:42,418 Yes, Nina converted to Islam. Online. 196 00:12:42,751 --> 00:12:44,626 You can really do it, I googled it. 197 00:12:44,876 --> 00:12:45,918 You're insane! 198 00:12:46,168 --> 00:12:47,626 You're racist! 199 00:12:47,876 --> 00:12:50,334 Is that serious or in jest? 200 00:12:50,876 --> 00:12:54,001 She has her phases, but they always seem to pass. 201 00:12:54,251 --> 00:12:59,293 Last year it was rabbit ears, this year it's Barbapapa. Right, Nina? 202 00:12:59,709 --> 00:13:01,251 My name is now Fatima. 203 00:13:01,501 --> 00:13:03,543 Just like Prophet Mohammed's favorite daughter. 204 00:13:05,543 --> 00:13:09,251 I wanted to be a nun at your age. Believing in something gives you strength. 205 00:13:09,501 --> 00:13:11,334 - Yeah, well. - What do you mean "yeah, well?" 206 00:13:11,584 --> 00:13:14,959 You are such a psycho. Can't you just be normal? 207 00:13:15,209 --> 00:13:17,543 Not everyone is as narrow-minded as you are! 208 00:13:17,793 --> 00:13:20,501 Maybe she fell in love, and he's Muslim and that's why? 209 00:13:20,918 --> 00:13:22,168 Yeah, maybe. 210 00:13:22,418 --> 00:13:24,751 You all think you're so feminist! 211 00:13:25,001 --> 00:13:28,043 But you cannot fathom that maybe I'm just doing this for myself? 212 00:13:28,293 --> 00:13:31,959 Well, I think it's important that you believe in something! 213 00:13:32,834 --> 00:13:33,793 Fatima. 214 00:13:34,043 --> 00:13:36,043 The Nazis also believed in "something." 215 00:13:38,168 --> 00:13:41,709 If your belief makes you think women need to cover their hair and body, 216 00:13:41,959 --> 00:13:43,793 to prevent men from having impure thoughts, 217 00:13:44,043 --> 00:13:46,834 then that's pretty suboptimal for the 21st century. 218 00:13:47,251 --> 00:13:48,334 Absolutely. 219 00:13:48,584 --> 00:13:52,959 I think it's hilarious that no one thinks that women ever have impure thoughts. 220 00:13:53,209 --> 00:13:55,751 Then you should really hide your six packs and behinds. 221 00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:58,168 Right, that is funny. 222 00:13:58,418 --> 00:14:01,584 I am Matthias, by the way, I am not allowed to extend my hand, right? 223 00:14:01,834 --> 00:14:02,918 Better if you don't. 224 00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:05,876 - How's everything at college? - Good. 225 00:14:06,126 --> 00:14:08,668 - What are you studying? - Law. 226 00:14:08,918 --> 00:14:12,293 Stop eating the salad! It's only a side! 227 00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:22,043 You don't have a drink yet. 228 00:14:22,376 --> 00:14:24,418 I don't feel right about drinking now. 229 00:14:26,459 --> 00:14:28,709 She's 16, they have their crazy ideas. 230 00:14:29,043 --> 00:14:31,626 They put on bunny ears or drink themselves in a coma. 231 00:14:31,876 --> 00:14:35,459 That I get, but finding religion as a form of rebellion? 232 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,876 She leaves her shoes outside! 233 00:14:40,793 --> 00:14:45,251 Why didn't you adopt a second child, instead of producing this complete idiot? 234 00:14:45,501 --> 00:14:46,459 She'll be normal again soon. 235 00:14:46,709 --> 00:14:49,293 I am just tired of her always having to stand out! 236 00:14:49,543 --> 00:14:52,584 - I made her favorite roast. - Yes, sure. 237 00:14:52,834 --> 00:14:55,376 There is mousse au chocolat for you afterwards. 238 00:14:59,334 --> 00:15:03,459 Look, Wanda, Till and I brought a surprise guest. 239 00:15:04,709 --> 00:15:06,126 He was dying to come. 240 00:15:06,376 --> 00:15:09,001 I didn't want to come, I just wanted cake. 241 00:15:09,251 --> 00:15:11,334 - Cake? - Are we having it now? 242 00:15:12,334 --> 00:15:13,293 It's not my fault. 243 00:15:13,668 --> 00:15:16,209 Mom says a birthday without cake is sad. 244 00:15:16,459 --> 00:15:17,959 Happy birthday by the way. 245 00:15:21,501 --> 00:15:24,668 You were to bring mousse au chocolat! I am going to flip out. 246 00:15:24,918 --> 00:15:27,876 You're getting a cake for your birthday. What's the problem? 247 00:15:28,126 --> 00:15:31,459 The problem is that your ex-wife refuses to accept boundaries 248 00:15:31,709 --> 00:15:33,251 and you always cave in to her. 249 00:15:33,501 --> 00:15:36,293 And that mousse au chocolat is Klara's favorite dessert 250 00:15:36,543 --> 00:15:39,168 and that we don't have that now, because Helga thinks I need cake. 251 00:15:39,418 --> 00:15:40,584 That is the problem. 252 00:15:40,834 --> 00:15:44,709 And why are we having Klara's favorite dessert for your birthday? 253 00:15:45,168 --> 00:15:46,668 Is Nina dressed up as a ghost? 254 00:15:47,084 --> 00:15:48,043 Yes. 255 00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:52,043 Okay, got it. 256 00:15:55,251 --> 00:15:56,584 Come here. 257 00:15:57,584 --> 00:15:59,876 She just wants to get a rise out of you. 258 00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:02,876 Why didn't you call? 259 00:16:09,668 --> 00:16:11,209 Well, Franzi? 260 00:16:12,543 --> 00:16:14,459 You know that from home. 261 00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:19,501 Allah wants me to learn the meaning of true freedom. 262 00:16:19,751 --> 00:16:24,168 That freedom doesn't take place on the surface but in our personalities. 263 00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:27,626 You are great, how you are, and it doesn't matter how you look. 264 00:16:27,876 --> 00:16:30,959 My clothes are no longer about brands and stuff. 265 00:16:31,209 --> 00:16:33,876 I no longer wish to be an instrument of capitalism. 266 00:16:34,126 --> 00:16:36,584 - I think it's great. - I want to be accepted, how I am. 267 00:16:36,834 --> 00:16:39,709 I feel protected by Allah, the all Merciful. 268 00:16:39,959 --> 00:16:42,501 "Woman is a pearl, that we must protect." 269 00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:44,584 I read that somewhere. Beautiful. 270 00:16:44,834 --> 00:16:46,376 Where can you read that? 271 00:16:46,626 --> 00:16:50,501 Someone posted it, but clothing is a type of protection. 272 00:16:50,751 --> 00:16:54,293 Men also wear motorcycle helmets as a form of protection... 273 00:16:54,543 --> 00:16:56,043 How can you stand that? 274 00:16:56,293 --> 00:16:58,584 As long as he's good in the sack, he can say whatever he wants. 275 00:16:58,834 --> 00:17:00,959 Astaghfirullah, what is that? 276 00:17:01,626 --> 00:17:05,084 That is your favorite dish, if my information is correct. 277 00:17:05,626 --> 00:17:07,876 - Nina, please! - My name is Fatima. 278 00:17:08,459 --> 00:17:11,459 Until yesterday, you were Nina and ate everything. 279 00:17:11,709 --> 00:17:15,918 Yeah so? Should we throw the roast away in the name of Allah? 280 00:17:16,293 --> 00:17:19,209 No, I am vegetarian. I don't eat anything with eyes. 281 00:17:19,459 --> 00:17:21,001 Then give it to me. 282 00:17:22,501 --> 00:17:24,376 So no animals with eyes. 283 00:17:29,668 --> 00:17:31,501 Is that haram? 284 00:17:32,084 --> 00:17:34,918 No, but gummy bears for example are haram. 285 00:17:35,168 --> 00:17:37,126 What's with gummy bears? 286 00:17:37,418 --> 00:17:40,084 You shouldn't eat those, if you don't want to go to hell. 287 00:17:40,334 --> 00:17:41,959 Do I want to go to hell? 288 00:17:42,209 --> 00:17:44,834 It doesn't matter, if you want to, there is no such thing as hell. 289 00:17:45,501 --> 00:17:48,251 Really? Congrats! 290 00:17:53,626 --> 00:17:57,043 - For "hot nights"? - Yes, that's totally great. Look. 291 00:18:00,918 --> 00:18:02,334 Let me see. 292 00:18:02,584 --> 00:18:04,626 - Let's add a beard. - Or horns. 293 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:08,043 It's a nice gimmick. It feels so good. 294 00:18:09,876 --> 00:18:11,959 - Here you go. - I don't drink alcohol. 295 00:18:12,293 --> 00:18:14,043 - Just to toast. - No. 296 00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:16,918 Six months ago, I picked her up in Flex totally hammered, 297 00:18:17,168 --> 00:18:20,709 and she told me that I was so old fashioned, for getting so upset, 298 00:18:20,959 --> 00:18:22,959 and then she puked in my car. 299 00:18:23,209 --> 00:18:25,501 Then you can be happy, that I no longer drink. 300 00:18:25,834 --> 00:18:28,209 But now you'd have a rag with you to wipe up your mess. 301 00:18:28,668 --> 00:18:30,126 What a bunch of crap. 302 00:18:30,834 --> 00:18:31,793 Here you go. 303 00:18:32,043 --> 00:18:34,001 Me too, non-alcoholic. 304 00:18:34,251 --> 00:18:36,293 We came by car. Sissy is driving. 305 00:18:41,668 --> 00:18:43,626 And a kiddie champagne. 306 00:18:44,043 --> 00:18:45,959 Dude, at home I always get the real stuff. 307 00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:49,043 You are as home here as you are at home. 308 00:18:49,418 --> 00:18:51,334 We are all one family. 309 00:18:52,751 --> 00:18:59,793 How grand that you were born, how we would have missed you so. 310 00:19:00,293 --> 00:19:05,668 How great that we're together, we wish you the very best, birthday girl. 311 00:19:06,126 --> 00:19:07,251 Thank you! 312 00:19:07,501 --> 00:19:09,251 - Cheers! - Cheers! 313 00:19:09,501 --> 00:19:11,834 - To you! - Cheers, cheers, cheers! 314 00:19:12,959 --> 00:19:14,251 Franzi! 315 00:19:15,709 --> 00:19:16,876 Seriously? 316 00:19:17,126 --> 00:19:19,251 I thought there would be mousse au chocolat. 317 00:19:19,501 --> 00:19:21,834 - Me too. - That's so typical. 318 00:19:22,084 --> 00:19:23,793 Can you explain that to her? 319 00:19:24,959 --> 00:19:28,084 There are gummy bears on it. 320 00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:30,418 We are all going to hell. 321 00:19:51,668 --> 00:19:53,584 We're going to take off soon. 322 00:19:57,501 --> 00:19:58,834 - Are you coming? - Absolutely. 323 00:19:59,084 --> 00:20:00,168 Absolutely! 324 00:20:04,709 --> 00:20:05,959 Tony? 325 00:20:06,959 --> 00:20:08,918 Till, can you give me a hand? 326 00:20:09,168 --> 00:20:10,501 Dude, that's what I am doing. 327 00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:12,251 Thanks, dude! 328 00:20:14,043 --> 00:20:16,084 You can take it off now, right? 329 00:20:17,376 --> 00:20:18,501 What? 330 00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:21,918 I cannot take it off when men are in the room. 331 00:20:22,168 --> 00:20:23,876 Seriously? 332 00:20:24,834 --> 00:20:26,459 For my sake you can take it off. 333 00:20:26,709 --> 00:20:30,043 Take off those goddamn rags! It's ridiculous! 334 00:20:30,293 --> 00:20:33,001 Stop! Enough! There is a solution for everything! 335 00:20:33,251 --> 00:20:34,876 Do not get involved! 336 00:20:36,084 --> 00:20:37,168 Nina? 337 00:20:37,418 --> 00:20:39,959 Keep it on. It looks great. 338 00:20:40,209 --> 00:20:42,459 May Allah grant you reason. 339 00:20:43,126 --> 00:20:45,959 That was the best birthday ever. 340 00:20:47,084 --> 00:20:47,876 Really? 341 00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:54,126 Maybe I should read her diary. 342 00:20:55,043 --> 00:20:57,876 Yeah, that turned out really well. 343 00:20:59,501 --> 00:21:01,584 I need to do something. 344 00:21:04,959 --> 00:21:06,543 Relax. 345 00:21:22,584 --> 00:21:24,293 I want to go to mom! 346 00:21:26,376 --> 00:21:28,043 Dude, that was obvious! 347 00:21:30,126 --> 00:21:32,876 Excellent, Franzi. Timing is everything. 348 00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:38,376 How grand that you were born, how we would have missed you so. 349 00:21:38,626 --> 00:21:40,543 Thank you, very nice. 350 00:21:40,793 --> 00:21:43,793 Thank you, for the cake as well. Great idea! 351 00:21:44,084 --> 00:21:45,501 Don't mention it. 352 00:21:45,751 --> 00:21:50,043 And if you ever want to talk about Nina, then give me a call. 353 00:21:53,918 --> 00:21:55,793 DE-RADICALISATION 354 00:21:57,043 --> 00:22:00,834 Yeah, Till texted me about it. He was really worried about it. 355 00:22:01,334 --> 00:22:05,626 We should all calm down a bit and take care of what we can. 356 00:22:05,876 --> 00:22:07,168 Good night! 357 00:22:07,418 --> 00:22:09,793 Sorry, I didn't want to get involved. 358 00:22:10,043 --> 00:22:12,209 We recently had this workshop. 359 00:22:12,459 --> 00:22:14,959 There were several at my school who converted. 360 00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:19,168 That's not as big of a deal as you might think. 361 00:22:19,418 --> 00:22:21,501 I cannot eat gummy bears anymore, dad. 362 00:22:22,209 --> 00:22:24,168 Yeah, they'll rot your teeth. 363 00:22:24,418 --> 00:22:27,043 And I'll go to hell! Because of haram. 364 00:22:28,501 --> 00:22:30,001 - Ciao. - Kisses. 365 00:22:30,251 --> 00:22:32,293 - Ciao. - Kisses! 366 00:22:32,543 --> 00:22:34,834 - Bye-bye. - Ciao! 367 00:22:35,084 --> 00:22:38,209 Ciao, ciao! Bye, everyone. Bye. Adios. 368 00:22:38,876 --> 00:22:40,584 Ciao, ciao, ciao! 369 00:22:48,084 --> 00:22:51,168 You like it more when I zigzag or as a serpent? 370 00:22:51,501 --> 00:22:53,959 I can do the hamster. 371 00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:59,043 Can't you hear that? 372 00:22:59,626 --> 00:23:01,543 The retard locked herself in the bath. 373 00:23:01,793 --> 00:23:03,668 Till, retard is not a foul name! 374 00:23:03,918 --> 00:23:06,084 Dude, do something. Please! 375 00:23:06,543 --> 00:23:08,209 What a bunch of crap here! 376 00:23:19,959 --> 00:23:21,126 Nina? 377 00:23:21,376 --> 00:23:23,918 What's going on in there? Are you not feeling well? 378 00:23:25,918 --> 00:23:28,001 - Are you alone? - Yes. 379 00:23:32,126 --> 00:23:33,626 Can't you all leave me alone? 380 00:23:33,876 --> 00:23:37,084 It's almost time for prayer, I don't have time for your shit! 381 00:23:38,209 --> 00:23:41,209 And you can only do that with your teeth brushed? 382 00:23:43,959 --> 00:23:47,084 No, but you have to ritually cleanse yourself before the prayer. 383 00:23:47,334 --> 00:23:48,626 Wudu. 384 00:23:51,459 --> 00:23:52,668 Wudu. 385 00:24:11,709 --> 00:24:14,043 - I have to go. - Can I come with? 386 00:24:14,334 --> 00:24:16,876 - Aren't you taking the bike? - It's probably haram. 387 00:24:18,751 --> 00:24:22,334 Yes, it is! I just read about it in a forum. 388 00:24:30,584 --> 00:24:31,751 Great. 389 00:24:51,834 --> 00:24:52,918 Nina? 390 00:24:53,168 --> 00:24:54,126 Nina? 391 00:24:54,376 --> 00:24:55,751 What is it? 392 00:24:56,001 --> 00:24:57,709 That won't be well received at school. 393 00:25:00,751 --> 00:25:02,168 Assam Aleykum. 394 00:25:03,668 --> 00:25:07,334 - "Wa-Aleykum As-Salam" you mean. - Don't try to missionize me! 395 00:25:07,751 --> 00:25:11,668 You are always doing that! With Klara you always spoke Vietnamese, 396 00:25:11,918 --> 00:25:14,251 although she didn't want to learn it. 397 00:25:14,501 --> 00:25:17,834 - Klara is Vietnamese! - Klara is Austrian! 398 00:25:18,543 --> 00:25:21,251 But Klara is from there and everyone sees it. 399 00:25:21,501 --> 00:25:23,584 And I am a Muslim and everyone sees it. 400 00:25:30,918 --> 00:25:32,334 As-salamu alaykum, sister. 401 00:25:34,376 --> 00:25:35,918 For four weeks now? 402 00:25:36,418 --> 00:25:38,043 Why don't you call? 403 00:25:38,584 --> 00:25:42,584 We get a letter from school for every little thing, but not for this? 404 00:25:42,876 --> 00:25:47,084 I didn't think that you didn't know that your daughter is wearing a headscarf. 405 00:25:47,334 --> 00:25:49,043 Everyone here knows that. 406 00:25:49,293 --> 00:25:51,584 Mr. Principal, sir! Quiet please! 407 00:25:51,918 --> 00:25:53,293 In a second! 408 00:25:54,709 --> 00:25:56,501 Come on, it's a great thing! 409 00:25:56,751 --> 00:25:57,876 What is? 410 00:25:58,293 --> 00:26:01,084 Excuse me, it is a political statement! 411 00:26:02,251 --> 00:26:03,584 What are you talking about? 412 00:26:03,834 --> 00:26:07,959 You know that right wing idiots tore off a girl's headscarf? 413 00:26:08,209 --> 00:26:11,376 The show of solidarity by female teachers and students? 414 00:26:11,626 --> 00:26:16,959 Why didn't the male teachers and students wear a scarf? 415 00:26:17,209 --> 00:26:18,751 Yeah, that would have been funny. 416 00:26:19,001 --> 00:26:21,418 But way too complex, no one would have understood it. 417 00:26:21,834 --> 00:26:24,668 It's absurd! The guys run around like normal 418 00:26:24,918 --> 00:26:27,251 while the girls have to cover themselves up. 419 00:26:27,501 --> 00:26:30,418 If you want to prohibit your daughter from wearing a scarf, you are welcome to. 420 00:26:30,668 --> 00:26:35,293 I think, as long as no one becomes a radical you should be able to wear what you want. 421 00:26:35,834 --> 00:26:38,418 Hey, baseball caps in the lockers! 422 00:26:38,668 --> 00:26:39,334 Dude! 423 00:26:39,584 --> 00:26:40,918 Dude! 424 00:26:42,209 --> 00:26:43,418 And you. 425 00:26:44,043 --> 00:26:45,334 Keep your head up! 426 00:26:45,584 --> 00:26:48,668 About time we went out and had a drink again. 427 00:26:49,793 --> 00:26:51,293 Let's do that! 428 00:26:52,709 --> 00:26:54,668 Heater's up and running, boss. 429 00:26:54,959 --> 00:26:56,834 - Great. - Thanks. 430 00:26:59,376 --> 00:27:01,418 There's a solution for everything. 431 00:27:01,834 --> 00:27:03,543 Bans are not one. 432 00:27:05,334 --> 00:27:06,376 So ladies and gentlemen! 433 00:27:06,626 --> 00:27:08,668 NOT IN OUR SCHOOL 434 00:27:08,918 --> 00:27:11,293 Good morning, Mr. Principal. 435 00:27:30,334 --> 00:27:32,876 What's the matter? Is everything okay? 436 00:27:34,084 --> 00:27:35,751 Could be better. 437 00:27:36,709 --> 00:27:38,376 Okay. Thanks. 438 00:27:45,376 --> 00:27:48,084 - Are you into Wudu? - Voodoo? 439 00:27:48,334 --> 00:27:50,376 - Not "Voodoo," "Wudu." - Voodoo? 440 00:27:50,626 --> 00:27:52,793 - No, Wudu. - That shaman thing? 441 00:27:53,043 --> 00:27:55,418 It's the cleansing before prayer. Aren't you Muslim? 442 00:27:55,668 --> 00:27:58,334 I am an Alevi, we do not have to cleanse ourselves. 443 00:27:59,876 --> 00:28:01,709 Then who performs Wudu? 444 00:28:02,876 --> 00:28:05,418 Not a clue, Sunnis, Shias, Wahhabis... 445 00:28:05,668 --> 00:28:07,293 I don't really know. 446 00:28:07,543 --> 00:28:09,584 They have seven million rules for everything. 447 00:28:09,834 --> 00:28:11,543 The more radical they are, the more rules they have. 448 00:28:11,793 --> 00:28:14,293 Depending on the religious crazy. 449 00:28:15,251 --> 00:28:16,584 Why? 450 00:28:18,251 --> 00:28:20,209 - Nina converted. - What? 451 00:28:20,459 --> 00:28:24,376 With Wudu, headscarf, dress. Everything. 452 00:28:24,668 --> 00:28:26,626 That's just... wow! And why? 453 00:28:26,876 --> 00:28:30,001 Don't know. For solidarity, or... 454 00:28:30,293 --> 00:28:31,293 ... coolness. 455 00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:34,293 Yeah, I know. Islam is totally in. 456 00:28:34,543 --> 00:28:37,668 The further things move to the right, the cooler Islam becomes. 457 00:28:37,918 --> 00:28:41,834 The youth have no clue about Islam, but know everything that's haram. 458 00:28:42,084 --> 00:28:45,626 "Brother, smoking is haram, drinking is haram." 459 00:28:46,001 --> 00:28:48,918 "iPhone is haram, Going out is haram." 460 00:28:49,584 --> 00:28:51,668 Just make sure she doesn't become radicalized. 461 00:28:52,918 --> 00:28:55,876 Pretty funny. I didn't even notice that she converted. 462 00:28:56,126 --> 00:29:02,834 ISLAMISM RIGHT WING RADICALISM 463 00:29:11,293 --> 00:29:13,043 Excuse me, ma'am. 464 00:29:14,293 --> 00:29:17,126 I am very sorry. Excuse me. 465 00:29:22,168 --> 00:29:24,459 - First time here? - Yes. 466 00:29:25,709 --> 00:29:28,501 - Son or daughter? - Daughter. 467 00:29:29,293 --> 00:29:31,459 I have a daughter, too. 468 00:29:31,709 --> 00:29:35,168 Nothing but problems. Is your daughter already married? 469 00:29:35,584 --> 00:29:37,293 No. 470 00:29:37,543 --> 00:29:38,751 She's only 16! 471 00:29:39,001 --> 00:29:41,459 Same as mine, also 16! 472 00:29:47,501 --> 00:29:49,709 Bye, see you next time. 473 00:29:52,043 --> 00:29:54,334 What's wrong with you? Give him your hand! 474 00:29:54,584 --> 00:29:56,959 - What is your goddamn problem? - It's okay. 475 00:29:57,209 --> 00:29:59,834 - Where are you going? - To see you. - You need an appointment. 476 00:30:00,126 --> 00:30:02,043 But it's an emergency. 477 00:30:02,959 --> 00:30:04,918 Nina. Nina Rath. 478 00:30:05,834 --> 00:30:07,376 With "Th." 479 00:30:07,626 --> 00:30:09,709 - Age? - 16. 480 00:30:09,959 --> 00:30:13,584 Look, It's common for them to explore themselves in puberty. 481 00:30:13,834 --> 00:30:15,543 Very few are ever radicalized. 482 00:30:15,793 --> 00:30:17,751 I find it all quite radical. 483 00:30:18,001 --> 00:30:21,751 She's wearing a veil. She no longer listens to music because it's haram. 484 00:30:22,376 --> 00:30:26,043 There's a watering can next to the toilet because toilet paper is haram. 485 00:30:26,293 --> 00:30:29,043 She has an app telling her what's halal. 486 00:30:29,543 --> 00:30:32,168 And yet: She's not going to end up in Syria overnight. 487 00:30:33,959 --> 00:30:35,501 Marriage is more likely. 488 00:30:36,418 --> 00:30:38,001 Oh god, that's worse. 489 00:30:38,251 --> 00:30:41,793 Look, no one really knows what's going through a 16 year-old's head. 490 00:30:42,043 --> 00:30:43,751 The girl from before for example: 491 00:30:44,001 --> 00:30:46,543 she was a devout Catholic, he is Muslim. 492 00:30:46,793 --> 00:30:50,293 The Salafists married her in the mosque so they could have sex. 493 00:30:50,543 --> 00:30:54,293 And then they kept going to the mosque, as a sign of gratitude, so to speak. 494 00:30:55,959 --> 00:30:58,043 We are not devout Catholics. 495 00:30:58,293 --> 00:31:01,918 We aren't religious either. We are none of the above. 496 00:31:02,501 --> 00:31:04,126 We're actually... 497 00:31:04,918 --> 00:31:05,834 ... great. 498 00:31:06,793 --> 00:31:08,251 Yes, great. Wonderful. 499 00:31:08,501 --> 00:31:10,876 Look, this one here. 500 00:31:11,543 --> 00:31:13,293 She's put together some bombs. 501 00:31:13,751 --> 00:31:17,084 Now she's a part of the bomb squad for the Armed Forces. 502 00:31:17,334 --> 00:31:18,834 The Armed Forces? 503 00:31:19,084 --> 00:31:21,793 What's important is that you all speak to each other. 504 00:31:22,043 --> 00:31:24,918 Laugh together, eat together. 505 00:31:25,626 --> 00:31:29,084 And if the kids don't want to eat something, because it's haram, 506 00:31:29,334 --> 00:31:32,043 then buy halal. It's all the same. 507 00:31:33,251 --> 00:31:35,001 It is not all the same. 508 00:31:35,418 --> 00:31:38,459 It is not the same. I don't want any part of this. 509 00:31:38,709 --> 00:31:42,376 I don't want to buy halal. I won't do it. 510 00:31:56,168 --> 00:31:57,501 Sorry. 511 00:32:05,001 --> 00:32:06,376 Can I help? 512 00:32:06,834 --> 00:32:09,251 Yes, I am looking for something halal. 513 00:32:09,501 --> 00:32:11,751 Everything is halal here, that's the whole point. 514 00:32:12,418 --> 00:32:14,293 Everything's halal, except for what's haram. 515 00:32:14,751 --> 00:32:16,793 Some things are makruh, that's something in between. 516 00:32:17,251 --> 00:32:18,584 Better not to do that too. 517 00:32:18,834 --> 00:32:21,709 Here you're on the safe side. Everything is certified. 518 00:32:22,209 --> 00:32:24,168 Like organic products. Okay? 519 00:32:25,209 --> 00:32:26,043 Okay! 520 00:32:32,918 --> 00:32:34,209 Hello! 521 00:32:34,459 --> 00:32:35,876 Hello. 522 00:32:43,501 --> 00:32:45,459 Did you also convert? 523 00:32:46,918 --> 00:32:48,168 I spoke to an expert. 524 00:32:48,418 --> 00:32:50,834 You should reach out to the youth wherever they are. 525 00:32:51,126 --> 00:32:54,834 Laugh, talk and eat together with them. 526 00:32:56,168 --> 00:32:59,334 That's the thing they want to do the most with us. 527 00:33:00,334 --> 00:33:02,834 Do you need to do that at the kitchen table? 528 00:33:03,959 --> 00:33:05,376 Yes, no, I... 529 00:33:05,626 --> 00:33:08,001 We stopped eating together, 530 00:33:08,251 --> 00:33:10,501 because it didn't work, if you remember. 531 00:33:11,459 --> 00:33:12,793 Yes... 532 00:33:13,043 --> 00:33:14,334 And that was wrong. 533 00:33:14,584 --> 00:33:16,501 Oh, okay. Yeah, okay. 534 00:33:19,751 --> 00:33:21,126 Fine then. 535 00:33:22,751 --> 00:33:24,543 Are you making jellyfish there? 536 00:33:25,626 --> 00:33:27,001 Yes. Jellyfish. 537 00:33:27,251 --> 00:33:28,501 Great. 538 00:33:34,918 --> 00:33:37,168 You can't smoke weed here, Till. 539 00:33:38,043 --> 00:33:39,501 Can you raise Nina instead of me? 540 00:33:39,876 --> 00:33:40,834 Food's almost ready. 541 00:33:41,084 --> 00:33:43,209 - Perhaps you'd like to come in. - Is that an order? 542 00:33:43,459 --> 00:33:45,126 - A request! - Great. 543 00:33:46,709 --> 00:33:49,043 An invocation while staring in the mirror. 544 00:33:49,293 --> 00:33:52,001 "Save my face from the fires of hell." 545 00:33:53,043 --> 00:33:55,251 What can go wrong there? 546 00:33:55,501 --> 00:33:57,376 - Nina? - Wallah, no idea. 547 00:33:57,668 --> 00:33:58,959 Nina? 548 00:33:59,918 --> 00:34:02,168 Fatima! She's never going to remember. 549 00:34:03,834 --> 00:34:05,793 We're eating together tonight. 550 00:34:07,709 --> 00:34:09,751 - Why? - Wow. 551 00:34:15,001 --> 00:34:16,959 Where did you get all of that? 552 00:34:18,001 --> 00:34:19,793 From the mosque. 553 00:34:21,376 --> 00:34:25,293 There's this really cool flea market, nothing's for sale just in exchange. 554 00:34:25,543 --> 00:34:28,876 If you don't have any money, you just take what you need. 555 00:34:36,751 --> 00:34:38,209 You are welcome to eat here, Miriam. 556 00:34:38,459 --> 00:34:39,459 Wonderful, thanks... 557 00:34:39,709 --> 00:34:41,959 Her name is Maryam and she needs to go home. 558 00:34:42,251 --> 00:34:44,293 I bought everything halal. 559 00:34:46,793 --> 00:34:48,126 Allah will reward you. 560 00:34:49,126 --> 00:34:50,626 Thrilled to hear it. 561 00:34:54,543 --> 00:34:57,459 I would like to understand the headscarf and what not. 562 00:34:57,709 --> 00:35:00,501 Then Google it. And leave us alone. 563 00:35:00,751 --> 00:35:02,376 I will be over later. 564 00:35:02,626 --> 00:35:05,751 I don't know what it's like in Islam, but in our world it's like this: 565 00:35:06,001 --> 00:35:08,959 either you come over right now, or I'm turning off your internet. 566 00:35:09,209 --> 00:35:10,668 Got it? 567 00:35:11,459 --> 00:35:14,043 Wallah, I would really like to move out. 568 00:35:14,876 --> 00:35:15,834 Seriously. 569 00:35:18,709 --> 00:35:20,209 Is that the appetizer? 570 00:35:22,459 --> 00:35:23,501 - No. - No? 571 00:35:23,751 --> 00:35:26,168 - Main course. - Main course. 572 00:35:27,626 --> 00:35:30,126 Look. Halal gummy bears. 573 00:35:38,418 --> 00:35:40,834 Yes, good for you. It's all halal. 574 00:35:42,709 --> 00:35:46,001 What did they say about your headscarf at school? 575 00:35:46,501 --> 00:35:50,126 They all make stupid comments, etc. To be expected. The infidels. 576 00:35:50,376 --> 00:35:52,584 Allah the Merciful will forgive them. 577 00:36:00,543 --> 00:36:01,501 What's that? 578 00:36:02,209 --> 00:36:03,459 Okra. 579 00:36:05,418 --> 00:36:07,709 That's haram. Completely haram. 580 00:36:11,001 --> 00:36:12,501 By the way, today your principal said... 581 00:36:12,751 --> 00:36:16,001 Why do you go see the principal for every little thing? 582 00:36:16,501 --> 00:36:18,751 Sorry, but that is totally normal. 583 00:36:19,001 --> 00:36:21,709 No, it isn't. No one does such a thing. 584 00:36:21,959 --> 00:36:24,876 I am 16 and there's a freedom of religion. 585 00:36:25,334 --> 00:36:27,293 What? You have no idea what I want to say. 586 00:36:27,543 --> 00:36:29,584 That she should take off the robe or something. 587 00:36:29,834 --> 00:36:33,126 It's not that hard to figure out. May I be excused? 588 00:36:33,584 --> 00:36:35,543 - No. - Yes. 589 00:36:35,793 --> 00:36:36,959 Hello everyone! 590 00:36:37,209 --> 00:36:39,459 Hello. Do you want to eat with us? 591 00:36:39,709 --> 00:36:41,501 No thank you, I am about to leave. 592 00:36:41,751 --> 00:36:43,834 - Okay. - You didn't miss anything. 593 00:36:44,293 --> 00:36:46,584 Are you going to turn off her Internet? 594 00:36:48,001 --> 00:36:51,709 Why can't we just eat together in peace? 595 00:36:53,376 --> 00:36:54,959 Or are you anorexic now as well? 596 00:36:55,209 --> 00:36:58,751 Stop being so paranoid and leave me alone! 597 00:36:59,543 --> 00:37:02,584 I am your mother, I will never leave you alone! 598 00:37:03,626 --> 00:37:05,543 Did I really say that? 599 00:37:17,209 --> 00:37:21,168 I started off with the present today. I think, it'll be all good. 600 00:37:21,418 --> 00:37:22,584 What kind of present? 601 00:37:23,751 --> 00:37:24,918 For Harald and Sissy. 602 00:37:25,168 --> 00:37:29,043 That's totally getting on my nerves. And now the church too! 603 00:37:29,668 --> 00:37:32,543 But you aren't going to make a huge deal out of that too, are you? 604 00:37:32,793 --> 00:37:34,418 Sissy is Catholic. 605 00:37:34,668 --> 00:37:36,751 I'm not going to make a big deal. 606 00:37:39,501 --> 00:37:44,001 In the name of Allah: oh thank you, that I may use this bath. 607 00:37:47,584 --> 00:37:49,543 In the name of Allah... 608 00:37:51,043 --> 00:37:52,751 Will you need much longer? 609 00:37:53,251 --> 00:37:56,834 - No, come in. - I cannot be in a bathroom with men. 610 00:37:57,876 --> 00:37:59,293 Tony...? 611 00:38:01,376 --> 00:38:05,251 Now I touched you, sorry! Is that okay? Or not? 612 00:38:06,418 --> 00:38:08,126 Get out! 613 00:38:10,876 --> 00:38:14,376 Wudu is beauty and cleanliness. 614 00:38:14,793 --> 00:38:17,668 You have to say "Bismillahi-r." 615 00:38:18,209 --> 00:38:21,043 What does "Bismillahi-r" mean? "In the name of Allah." 616 00:38:21,293 --> 00:38:23,501 First your hands. 617 00:38:24,418 --> 00:38:28,876 Wash your hands. Wash them well, wash them well, wash them well... 618 00:38:29,293 --> 00:38:31,001 You don't always need to... 619 00:38:31,251 --> 00:38:32,501 Is he being serious? 620 00:38:32,751 --> 00:38:36,793 It's just some instruction. I got it online. There are thousands of them. 621 00:38:37,668 --> 00:38:40,959 And the women are always standing invisible in the background? 622 00:38:41,543 --> 00:38:44,501 Dude, no one cares about the picture. 623 00:38:44,751 --> 00:38:47,876 It really doesn't matter. Give me my cell. 624 00:38:48,876 --> 00:38:51,043 No, it does matter, Nina. 625 00:38:51,293 --> 00:38:54,334 It really does matter, that is the problem. 626 00:38:54,584 --> 00:38:56,043 That's what it's all about. 627 00:38:56,293 --> 00:38:58,709 ... So and now come over here... 628 00:38:58,959 --> 00:39:00,043 You are the problem! 629 00:39:00,293 --> 00:39:02,376 You're making a big deal out of everything! 630 00:39:02,626 --> 00:39:05,793 That's exactly what Tony just said! 631 00:39:07,376 --> 00:39:10,501 - I forgot someth... - Have you lost your mind? 632 00:39:10,793 --> 00:39:13,084 You can't just come in here. 633 00:39:13,334 --> 00:39:15,501 My purification is now voided. 634 00:39:16,001 --> 00:39:18,751 It's water. What can be voided about that? 635 00:39:19,001 --> 00:39:22,918 That's just how it is. Could you please accept this? 636 00:39:23,501 --> 00:39:24,751 Not so easy. 637 00:39:26,001 --> 00:39:27,459 Listen to me. 638 00:39:27,959 --> 00:39:30,418 You can pray here and have your faith, 639 00:39:30,668 --> 00:39:33,043 but this is our shared bathroom. 640 00:39:33,293 --> 00:39:36,209 I built this furniture and we are not living in Saudi Arabia! 641 00:39:36,459 --> 00:39:39,793 If you wish to move there when you turn 18, fine... 642 00:39:40,043 --> 00:39:42,876 - No, she cannot! - Yes, I can, because I'll be 18. 643 00:39:43,418 --> 00:39:45,668 Do you really think, she'd do it? 644 00:39:45,918 --> 00:39:49,418 We'll watch a documentary next week and that will be that. 645 00:39:49,668 --> 00:39:50,626 Hopefully! 646 00:39:50,876 --> 00:39:54,001 As long as you live in our apartment, 647 00:39:54,251 --> 00:39:58,793 stop being a pain in the arse! Okay? Thanks. 648 00:39:59,501 --> 00:40:00,918 ... Left head... 649 00:40:01,168 --> 00:40:02,918 Can't you say something? 650 00:40:03,168 --> 00:40:06,001 What should I say? He's completely right. 651 00:40:06,584 --> 00:40:09,334 He's not even my dad and he's talking to me like that. 652 00:40:10,751 --> 00:40:13,334 ... Now we are, with the steps now complete, 653 00:40:13,584 --> 00:40:15,834 but we need to say something. 654 00:40:16,084 --> 00:40:18,584 Super! Awesome! Thanks! 655 00:40:18,834 --> 00:40:20,501 Now I have to start over! 656 00:40:46,668 --> 00:40:48,709 Do you have a boyfriend? 657 00:40:53,251 --> 00:40:54,584 No. 658 00:41:02,001 --> 00:41:03,501 Nina! 659 00:41:04,501 --> 00:41:07,793 Why can't we talk to each other normally? 660 00:41:09,084 --> 00:41:11,501 I can yell at you all I want. I am your mother! 661 00:41:11,751 --> 00:41:13,751 You don't have a clue about life! Bye. 662 00:41:14,001 --> 00:41:15,501 Maryam, stay here! 663 00:41:17,626 --> 00:41:19,001 Just like my mom. 664 00:41:36,376 --> 00:41:39,043 - Let me tell you something! - No, I'll tell you something! 665 00:41:39,293 --> 00:41:40,876 I don't want your daughter having any contact with mine! 666 00:41:41,126 --> 00:41:42,876 I don't want my daughter having contact to yours! 667 00:41:43,126 --> 00:41:45,584 I refuse to allow Nina driving Maryam back to the middle ages! 668 00:41:45,834 --> 00:41:48,584 Putting on a scarf, just because a Muslim was spit on. 669 00:41:48,834 --> 00:41:50,709 Nonsense! They shouldn't have done that! 670 00:41:50,959 --> 00:41:54,501 They should have helped her take it off, instead of putting one on! 671 00:41:54,751 --> 00:41:58,376 It's all fun for your daughter. For mine it's a catastrophe. 672 00:41:58,626 --> 00:42:02,501 She should be studying and not ruining her future. We are in Vienna! 673 00:42:02,751 --> 00:42:06,209 You are the Muslims! For you, headscarves are normal! 674 00:42:06,459 --> 00:42:08,418 It's not normal it's anti-feminist! 675 00:42:08,668 --> 00:42:09,709 That's it exactly! 676 00:42:09,959 --> 00:42:11,709 Yes! What a bunch of nonsense! 677 00:42:11,959 --> 00:42:16,168 She doesn't want to be out alone. So she's getting my daughter involved. 678 00:42:16,418 --> 00:42:17,834 They don't want to swim anymore. 679 00:42:18,084 --> 00:42:21,834 What's next? Getting married and dropping out of school? 680 00:42:22,501 --> 00:42:24,001 Nina loves swimming! 681 00:42:30,418 --> 00:42:31,501 I've finished here. 682 00:42:31,751 --> 00:42:35,084 Bring your daughter to her senses. No contact. Is that clear? 683 00:42:35,334 --> 00:42:37,959 None! Until this is solved! 684 00:42:38,418 --> 00:42:39,959 Yes, that's okay... 685 00:42:40,209 --> 00:42:42,584 - Hello, doctor. - Hello. 686 00:42:42,834 --> 00:42:46,876 You'll feel a little prick, when you awake, it'll all be over. 687 00:42:47,126 --> 00:42:49,543 Excuse me, may I ask you something? 688 00:42:49,793 --> 00:42:51,251 Yes, of course, Mrs.... 689 00:42:51,501 --> 00:42:53,001 ... Petrovic. 690 00:42:53,251 --> 00:42:56,334 You'll be operating on me, correct? 691 00:42:56,584 --> 00:42:58,543 I'm just asking preventively, 692 00:42:58,793 --> 00:43:02,584 because you read so much about the Muhammadan. 693 00:43:02,918 --> 00:43:06,793 Mrs. Petrovic, Dr. Sarwad is a senior doctor just like me. 694 00:43:07,043 --> 00:43:10,709 Our schedule determines who operates, not religious affiliation 695 00:43:10,959 --> 00:43:13,418 or appearance, or anything else. 696 00:43:13,668 --> 00:43:15,459 Yes, I was just wondering. 697 00:43:16,793 --> 00:43:18,751 I can't believe it... 698 00:43:19,209 --> 00:43:21,168 It's okay. She's just scared. 699 00:43:21,418 --> 00:43:23,209 Yes, but of the wrong things! 700 00:43:23,459 --> 00:43:27,459 We removed half of her lung and she smokes 40 cigarettes a day, 701 00:43:27,709 --> 00:43:30,001 and she's afraid of you? 702 00:43:38,793 --> 00:43:40,001 Nina! 703 00:43:43,084 --> 00:43:45,084 - What are you doing here? - Picking you up. 704 00:43:45,334 --> 00:43:48,001 - I thought we'll have a bite to eat. - We aren't eating. 705 00:43:48,251 --> 00:43:49,959 What do you mean you aren't eating? 706 00:43:50,209 --> 00:43:52,168 We're eating after sundown. 707 00:43:52,584 --> 00:43:53,793 It's Ramadan. 708 00:43:56,709 --> 00:43:59,209 Okay, then... Ramadan. 709 00:43:59,959 --> 00:44:01,668 I am here with the car. 710 00:44:01,918 --> 00:44:03,834 Come on, it's cold. 711 00:44:06,793 --> 00:44:09,709 Your mother says, she needs you in the bakery. 712 00:44:09,959 --> 00:44:11,918 So I can't take you with. 713 00:44:12,251 --> 00:44:14,043 I don't care about her. 714 00:44:15,168 --> 00:44:16,459 What did you do? 715 00:44:16,709 --> 00:44:20,001 It's great that you are sticking up for this girl, 716 00:44:20,251 --> 00:44:22,459 but you are going way too far. 717 00:44:22,709 --> 00:44:26,209 Not going to swimming practice is out of the question! 718 00:44:26,459 --> 00:44:27,959 You love swimming! 719 00:44:28,209 --> 00:44:31,459 I hate swimming! I hate it when everyone stares at me. 720 00:44:33,209 --> 00:44:37,543 You loved our vacations to the nudist beaches in Croatia! 721 00:44:37,793 --> 00:44:40,418 - No, I did not! - Yes, you did. 722 00:44:40,668 --> 00:44:43,584 You went to a nudist beach? Really? 723 00:44:43,876 --> 00:44:49,126 You always said, we're Generation Porn and everything is ultra-sexualized. 724 00:44:49,376 --> 00:44:51,751 They want to take our clothes off, we want to put them back on! 725 00:44:52,001 --> 00:44:54,959 You went out and protested that women should decide about their bodies. 726 00:44:55,209 --> 00:44:58,376 But not for them to cover themselves just to keep men from getting horny. 727 00:44:58,626 --> 00:45:00,459 Dude, mom, please... 728 00:45:00,709 --> 00:45:04,168 We told our swimming teacher, "we'll swim, but in a burkini." 729 00:45:04,418 --> 00:45:06,084 She told us it wasn't allowed. 730 00:45:06,334 --> 00:45:10,626 That's all okay, but not a burkini? Where's the logic in that? 731 00:45:10,876 --> 00:45:14,793 Are you only allowed to swim if everyone can see everything? 732 00:45:15,043 --> 00:45:16,584 Like on "Germany's Next Top Model," 733 00:45:16,834 --> 00:45:19,418 Where everyone has to strip for them to have a personality? 734 00:45:31,709 --> 00:45:34,751 Something went awry from topless to whatever that is. 735 00:45:35,001 --> 00:45:36,251 But what? 736 00:45:39,584 --> 00:45:41,376 Do you prefer that one or the green one? 737 00:45:42,543 --> 00:45:44,418 I really don't have a preference. 738 00:45:46,626 --> 00:45:48,584 We've got that from the do-gooders. 739 00:45:48,834 --> 00:45:51,584 They should stay away if they can't intregate. 740 00:45:51,834 --> 00:45:54,418 Excuse me? Where should my daughter stay? 741 00:45:54,918 --> 00:45:56,918 Who's talking about your daughter? German! 742 00:45:57,168 --> 00:45:58,876 - Excuse me? - Whatever. 743 00:46:00,709 --> 00:46:03,459 I mean, do you see that? You know what I mean? 744 00:46:03,709 --> 00:46:06,834 If that happened to a woman from Syria. What if I were a refugee? 745 00:46:07,084 --> 00:46:09,168 But you aren't a refugee! 746 00:46:10,459 --> 00:46:12,418 May Allah the Merciful grant you wisdom. 747 00:46:12,668 --> 00:46:14,251 Yeah, right. As if! 748 00:46:14,793 --> 00:46:16,126 I don't believe it! 749 00:46:34,501 --> 00:46:37,209 Pretty strange that you sell burkinis here. 750 00:46:37,459 --> 00:46:40,334 Yes, but only recently. Shall I cancel it? 751 00:46:40,876 --> 00:46:42,168 No. 752 00:46:43,001 --> 00:46:46,376 No, I just wanted to say that I find it odd. 753 00:46:47,043 --> 00:46:49,043 Yes, in a way. 754 00:46:50,043 --> 00:46:52,918 That's what's being bought now, it's fashionable now. 755 00:46:53,168 --> 00:46:56,793 Fashion? It's a form of patriarchal oppression. 756 00:46:58,168 --> 00:46:59,084 Okay. 757 00:46:59,334 --> 00:47:02,043 Can you do anything without attracting attention? 758 00:47:02,418 --> 00:47:04,834 I'm attracting attention? You're attracting attention! 759 00:47:05,084 --> 00:47:08,209 - How much? - 107.99, please. 760 00:47:11,251 --> 00:47:13,126 Thank you. Your change. 761 00:47:13,376 --> 00:47:14,668 Thanks. 762 00:47:15,084 --> 00:47:16,918 - The receipt is in the bag. - Super, thanks. 763 00:47:17,168 --> 00:47:18,459 Enjoy. 764 00:47:19,501 --> 00:47:20,793 Thanks. 765 00:47:21,543 --> 00:47:24,543 It's not just about Islam. 766 00:47:24,793 --> 00:47:27,959 Without religion, there never would have been mobs burning witches. 767 00:47:28,209 --> 00:47:32,293 Never would have been a conflict in the Middle East, no 9/11, nothing. 768 00:47:34,959 --> 00:47:40,043 Blessed Mary, Mother of God, pray for our sins... 769 00:47:41,126 --> 00:47:45,293 If someone is delusional, it's called a mental illness. 770 00:47:45,543 --> 00:47:48,168 If a group is delusional, it's called religion. 771 00:47:48,418 --> 00:47:52,668 And in its name they are permitted to terrorize others legally. 772 00:47:52,876 --> 00:47:56,834 Especially women. Like here. They locked a woman in a box! 773 00:47:57,209 --> 00:47:59,126 Animals have a soul! 774 00:47:59,793 --> 00:48:02,043 It's a protest against fur, mother. 775 00:48:02,293 --> 00:48:03,834 Do you have two euros? 776 00:48:04,626 --> 00:48:06,584 Yeah, sure. Here. 777 00:48:07,834 --> 00:48:08,834 Thank you. 778 00:48:09,084 --> 00:48:12,293 During Ramadan, you're supposed to perform one good deed a day. 779 00:48:22,584 --> 00:48:26,043 I wanted to talk to you about this Ramadan. 780 00:48:26,584 --> 00:48:30,209 The girls can't be meant to go all day without eating and drinking. 781 00:48:30,459 --> 00:48:35,168 I thought, we'd team up and I'd take care of the medical declaration. 782 00:48:35,459 --> 00:48:38,084 We're Muslims and observe Ramadan. 783 00:48:38,334 --> 00:48:42,001 I don't want my daughter wearing a headscarf, that's all. 784 00:48:42,501 --> 00:48:44,709 Okay... But I didn't... 785 00:48:44,959 --> 00:48:48,084 I thought you also don't approve. 786 00:48:48,334 --> 00:48:51,543 I've been doing it my entire life and have never had problems. 787 00:48:53,001 --> 00:48:54,001 Okay. 788 00:48:56,001 --> 00:48:59,834 I'm not sure if it was a good idea but the girls are swimming again. 789 00:49:00,084 --> 00:49:01,459 I bought them burkinis. 790 00:49:01,709 --> 00:49:04,501 You have an issue with Ramadan but buy burkinis? 791 00:49:04,876 --> 00:49:07,043 You really are surfing the wrong sites. 792 00:49:07,293 --> 00:49:10,501 And your daughter too. She's surfing the most extreme sites. 793 00:49:13,001 --> 00:49:16,584 Come back tomorrow. I'll take you to the mosque to break the fast. 794 00:49:18,168 --> 00:49:20,668 Nina, do you really want to wear that? 795 00:49:20,918 --> 00:49:22,793 I am absolutely certain. 796 00:49:23,043 --> 00:49:25,709 No guys are going to be there, it's just for girls. 797 00:49:26,334 --> 00:49:27,709 And the lifeguard? 798 00:49:27,959 --> 00:49:30,543 Dude, he's gay. Everyone knows that. 799 00:49:31,668 --> 00:49:35,751 If we wear that, Ayse can come swimming too. Can you ask? 800 00:49:36,001 --> 00:49:37,126 Human rights, dude. 801 00:49:37,376 --> 00:49:40,293 Ayse? You being funny? She's not allowed to swim. 802 00:49:40,543 --> 00:49:45,209 Her father sued the city of Vienna or the school or the government for it. 803 00:49:45,459 --> 00:49:48,834 Didn't you hear about that? It was in the paper. 804 00:49:49,084 --> 00:49:52,876 I couldn't care less what was in the paper. I'm putting it on. 805 00:49:53,418 --> 00:49:55,543 Go ahead. Your call. 806 00:50:20,418 --> 00:50:23,126 What the hell are you doing? Are you crazy? 807 00:50:23,834 --> 00:50:25,043 Don't tell mom! 808 00:50:25,709 --> 00:50:27,334 What are you talking about? 809 00:50:27,584 --> 00:50:29,793 Yeah, that I eat pork... 810 00:50:30,334 --> 00:50:33,626 She won't bother. She wasn't the one who converted. 811 00:50:34,209 --> 00:50:38,168 Yeah, but she'll surely make her comments, that I won't see it through. 812 00:50:38,543 --> 00:50:40,584 But you won't through. 813 00:50:44,251 --> 00:50:47,043 Oh Allah, please grant me Your forgiveness! 814 00:50:55,626 --> 00:50:57,876 Come on, it's not that bad. 815 00:51:11,834 --> 00:51:13,126 It's not my fault. 816 00:51:13,418 --> 00:51:15,126 Hey, Nina! 817 00:51:23,334 --> 00:51:24,626 Nina. 818 00:51:25,626 --> 00:51:28,126 There is a solution for everything. 819 00:51:50,293 --> 00:51:52,709 Her blood sugar is low, that's why she's like that. 820 00:51:52,959 --> 00:51:55,793 She's not all there, that's why she's like that! 821 00:52:01,376 --> 00:52:05,376 Mother and daughter go to the zoo together and look at the camels. 822 00:52:05,626 --> 00:52:08,876 The daughter says: "Do camels also get married?" 823 00:52:09,251 --> 00:52:11,501 The mother says: "Only." 824 00:52:13,876 --> 00:52:15,418 I don't get it. 825 00:52:15,793 --> 00:52:18,084 Only camels marry! 826 00:52:23,293 --> 00:52:24,959 You don't have to do everything. 827 00:52:25,209 --> 00:52:29,959 A colleague told me today, that you can buy out of Ramadan. 828 00:52:30,209 --> 00:52:32,876 With a donation. He is also Muslim. 829 00:52:33,209 --> 00:52:35,084 I could do that for you. 830 00:52:35,918 --> 00:52:39,251 Look, mom, Ramadan is not about buying yourself out of it. 831 00:52:39,501 --> 00:52:42,876 It's about developing empathy for the plight of others, 832 00:52:43,126 --> 00:52:46,626 who are so poor, that they cannot afford food. 833 00:52:48,751 --> 00:52:51,459 I mean... 834 00:52:51,709 --> 00:52:55,543 Paradise is just so much better than life here. 835 00:52:56,251 --> 00:52:58,293 You cannot fathom it. 836 00:52:58,543 --> 00:53:01,501 To be granted entry you must pass a series of tests. 837 00:53:01,751 --> 00:53:05,751 These tests include wearing a headscarf, fasting 838 00:53:05,959 --> 00:53:08,126 and following all these rules. 839 00:53:08,668 --> 00:53:11,918 I want to pass and I am going to pass. 840 00:53:15,543 --> 00:53:17,626 I heard a great joke today. 841 00:53:18,001 --> 00:53:21,501 A dark-haired, a brunette and a blond mother 842 00:53:21,751 --> 00:53:23,418 all have daughters in puberty. 843 00:53:23,668 --> 00:53:26,626 Mom, please. It's probably some old fogey joke. 844 00:53:27,001 --> 00:53:28,043 It's really a good one. 845 00:53:28,876 --> 00:53:30,584 - It's a good one, isn't it? - It's great. 846 00:53:30,834 --> 00:53:32,793 My colleague told it to me. 847 00:53:35,084 --> 00:53:38,001 Do we need a headscarf in the mosque? 848 00:53:38,251 --> 00:53:41,834 It's Ramadan. Everyone will be wearing one, but you do not need to. 849 00:53:42,084 --> 00:53:45,751 The majority of Muslim women in the world do not wear one. 850 00:53:45,959 --> 00:53:47,751 You just don't notice them. 851 00:53:58,459 --> 00:54:01,043 Women's room is in the back. Please put your shoes... 852 00:54:01,293 --> 00:54:02,918 I know! You take care of yourself. 853 00:54:03,168 --> 00:54:04,459 Oh my god! 854 00:54:10,418 --> 00:54:12,334 Welcome, how are you? 855 00:54:12,584 --> 00:54:14,293 Good, thank you. And you are well, too? 856 00:54:14,543 --> 00:54:17,251 Very good, thanks. What brings you here? 857 00:54:21,459 --> 00:54:23,543 Um, I am here... I... 858 00:54:25,084 --> 00:54:26,084 I... 859 00:54:26,334 --> 00:54:28,209 Her daughter converted to Islam. 860 00:54:28,459 --> 00:54:31,126 She is curious and we wanted to look around. 861 00:54:31,376 --> 00:54:33,501 God's will has come to pass. 862 00:54:33,751 --> 00:54:36,376 You raised your daughter well, sister. 863 00:54:37,501 --> 00:54:38,834 Praise be to Allah! 864 00:54:40,168 --> 00:54:41,584 We have such a great deal of respect for you! 865 00:54:42,209 --> 00:54:43,834 Your daughter is above us. 866 00:54:44,084 --> 00:54:47,168 We were born Muslim, but she decided to convert freely. 867 00:54:48,959 --> 00:54:51,168 Some rose water for the mother of the converted? 868 00:54:51,459 --> 00:54:52,168 Thank you. 869 00:54:52,418 --> 00:54:54,376 - What is your daughter's name? - Nina. 870 00:54:56,126 --> 00:54:57,043 Nina? 871 00:54:57,251 --> 00:54:59,918 Oh, well. Now her name is Fatima. 872 00:55:00,168 --> 00:55:01,793 Ah, Fatima. 873 00:55:02,043 --> 00:55:04,168 Fatma, the Prophet's favorite daughter. 874 00:55:04,418 --> 00:55:07,543 May Allah's peace and blessings be upon Him. 875 00:55:08,376 --> 00:55:11,043 This is my son. Introduce yourself. 876 00:55:11,501 --> 00:55:16,251 Hi, I am Can, I was born here and I... 877 00:55:16,501 --> 00:55:18,418 ... attend the technical institute. 878 00:55:18,876 --> 00:55:19,834 What else? 879 00:55:20,084 --> 00:55:23,168 Go ahead and talk. What else do you do? 880 00:55:23,959 --> 00:55:26,293 I love sports and... 881 00:55:26,543 --> 00:55:28,209 I like going out... 882 00:55:28,459 --> 00:55:30,668 ... and I love musicals. 883 00:55:33,126 --> 00:55:34,168 Musicals, really? 884 00:55:34,376 --> 00:55:35,168 Please, take one. 885 00:55:35,418 --> 00:55:37,543 Take one. Or are you observing Ramadan? 886 00:55:37,834 --> 00:55:40,293 No. I am actually not religious. 887 00:55:40,668 --> 00:55:42,293 Well, you'll come around. 888 00:55:44,834 --> 00:55:47,334 We'll show you around. We are the committee. 889 00:55:47,584 --> 00:55:48,876 Come. 890 00:55:51,209 --> 00:55:53,043 Right foot first. 891 00:55:53,876 --> 00:55:55,876 Just kidding. Please. 892 00:56:02,209 --> 00:56:04,543 Why are we allowed to be in the male prayer room? 893 00:56:05,668 --> 00:56:09,626 The women aren't allowed in front of the men. Makes sense, right? 894 00:56:09,876 --> 00:56:11,001 Makes sense. 895 00:56:12,209 --> 00:56:16,334 There's a lot going on in the women's room right now, in the Fiqh class. 896 00:56:16,584 --> 00:56:18,668 You can show her, sister. 897 00:56:18,918 --> 00:56:20,293 Yes, of course. 898 00:56:27,293 --> 00:56:29,584 Sister, what's wrong? The headscarf? 899 00:56:31,376 --> 00:56:33,334 Hurry up. We are already hungry. 900 00:56:41,334 --> 00:56:42,834 What are you looking at? 901 00:56:52,834 --> 00:56:54,251 "Fikhi"? 902 00:56:54,876 --> 00:56:56,126 Fiqh. 903 00:56:56,959 --> 00:57:00,084 It's a class for marriage and raising children. 904 00:57:00,334 --> 00:57:04,751 About how a female believer should behave. What's correct and what is not. 905 00:57:05,668 --> 00:57:07,251 Appropriate name. 906 00:57:25,918 --> 00:57:27,793 Do you get it, sisters? 907 00:57:30,084 --> 00:57:32,834 Next time with headscarf. 908 00:57:33,876 --> 00:57:36,501 If a woman menstruates before sundown, 909 00:57:36,751 --> 00:57:38,793 then the fasting is no longer valid 910 00:57:39,043 --> 00:57:41,751 and it must be repeated after Ramadan. 911 00:57:42,334 --> 00:57:45,043 If the menstruation comes during prayer, 912 00:57:45,293 --> 00:57:49,876 then the prayer is no longer valid and the woman must cleanse herself. 913 00:57:50,126 --> 00:57:52,626 If she is clean, then she may hold the Noble Quran. 914 00:57:53,168 --> 00:57:59,001 If women insert tampons and touch themselves, 915 00:58:00,001 --> 00:58:01,251 then they are damned. 916 00:58:03,709 --> 00:58:07,293 The Holy Prophet, may God's peace and blessings be upon Him, says: 917 00:58:07,543 --> 00:58:11,459 A woman who hides the beginning and end of her menstruation from her husband, 918 00:58:11,709 --> 00:58:13,334 is cursed. 919 00:58:14,959 --> 00:58:17,709 Unnatural intercourse is also prohibited, 920 00:58:18,251 --> 00:58:22,626 during the menstruation takes place, otherwise the Sheitan is there. 921 00:58:23,126 --> 00:58:27,668 And if intercourse takes place between a man and a man or a woman and a woman, 922 00:58:27,918 --> 00:58:29,459 it is haram. 923 00:58:29,709 --> 00:58:33,501 Because that spreads diseases like tumors and AIDS. 924 00:58:33,751 --> 00:58:35,084 But that is a different matter. 925 00:58:35,709 --> 00:58:37,834 Today, angels are visiting us. 926 00:58:38,043 --> 00:58:41,251 They are blessing this room, they are blessing us, 927 00:58:41,793 --> 00:58:44,918 because we have gathered here today to be worthy of Allah's will. 928 00:58:45,918 --> 00:58:47,376 Allah, bless us. 929 00:58:52,459 --> 00:58:54,459 We shall meet again next week, sisters. 930 00:59:34,876 --> 00:59:37,251 Where's the respect? No headscarf? 931 00:59:37,543 --> 00:59:38,709 I don't get it either. 932 00:59:39,251 --> 00:59:41,418 If you can smell a girl's perfume, 933 00:59:41,668 --> 00:59:44,168 it's the same as if you fucked her. 934 00:59:44,418 --> 00:59:45,501 Stop it, dude. 935 00:59:45,751 --> 00:59:48,001 Yes, dude, it's haram! 936 00:59:48,876 --> 00:59:54,543 When I was 12, my mother gave me a pad and a headscarf... 937 00:59:56,501 --> 00:59:58,501 I think the Imam is flirting with me. 938 00:59:58,751 --> 01:00:01,834 Don't take it personally, he flirts with everyone. 939 01:00:04,209 --> 01:00:07,084 Tell the joke your colleague told you. 940 01:00:07,334 --> 01:00:10,168 A dark-haired, a brunette and a blond mother 941 01:00:10,418 --> 01:00:12,209 all have daughters in puberty. 942 01:00:12,459 --> 01:00:14,043 The dark-haired mother says: 943 01:00:14,293 --> 01:00:18,959 "I found my daughter's whiskey and I didn't know that she even drank." 944 01:00:19,209 --> 01:00:20,501 The brunette mother says: 945 01:00:20,751 --> 01:00:24,668 "I found my daughter's cannabis and I didn't know that she even smoked." 946 01:00:24,876 --> 01:00:26,293 The blond mother says: 947 01:00:26,543 --> 01:00:28,709 "I found my daughter's condoms. 948 01:00:28,918 --> 01:00:31,334 I didn't know that she even had a penis." 949 01:00:35,001 --> 01:00:36,168 It's a good one, isn't it? 950 01:00:36,459 --> 01:00:37,793 What are you doing? 951 01:00:38,043 --> 01:00:39,959 You said everyone is welcome in the mosque. 952 01:00:40,209 --> 01:00:41,668 Yes, everyone is! Except you. 953 01:00:41,918 --> 01:00:44,001 How are you speaking to your mother? 954 01:00:44,251 --> 01:00:46,626 Oh my god. Have some respect! 955 01:00:46,876 --> 01:00:49,251 She carried you for nine months. Behave yourself! 956 01:00:49,501 --> 01:00:51,459 It's really okay. 957 01:00:51,709 --> 01:00:52,376 No! 958 01:00:53,626 --> 01:00:56,168 I ask Allah the Merciful for forgiveness. 959 01:00:56,751 --> 01:01:01,001 Paradise lies beneath the feet of the mothers. I am truly very sorry. 960 01:01:01,293 --> 01:01:03,001 Nina, please act normally. 961 01:01:03,626 --> 01:01:05,543 It's a good thing! 962 01:01:05,793 --> 01:01:07,043 Good girl. 963 01:01:09,293 --> 01:01:10,584 Thanks be to Allah! 964 01:01:15,626 --> 01:01:18,126 The whole respect thing for your parents is too much. 965 01:01:18,376 --> 01:01:21,293 Careful, sister, that is haram, what you are saying. 966 01:01:21,543 --> 01:01:23,584 Especially during Ramadan. 967 01:01:25,584 --> 01:01:28,126 Tight snap from the club last night. 968 01:01:29,543 --> 01:01:33,126 I shouldn't have posted it. Now I have to get married. 969 01:01:34,168 --> 01:01:36,001 What kind of nonsense is that? 970 01:01:36,376 --> 01:01:39,334 Some damn idiot sent it to my father. 971 01:01:40,043 --> 01:01:43,709 He didn't say a word about the picture, just that he was going to arrange something. 972 01:01:43,959 --> 01:01:46,043 I am certain that it's because of that. 973 01:01:46,293 --> 01:01:50,459 You have to get married because you're gay? Where's the logic in that? 974 01:01:50,709 --> 01:01:53,334 There are places where they kill you for that. 975 01:01:53,834 --> 01:01:55,918 All I have to do is get married. 976 01:01:56,168 --> 01:01:57,043 To whom? 977 01:01:58,418 --> 01:01:59,834 No idea. 978 01:02:00,501 --> 01:02:03,834 He spoke to Emre about a cousin or something. 979 01:02:10,126 --> 01:02:12,084 Just go talk to your parents. 980 01:02:12,334 --> 01:02:14,168 You'll find a solution. 981 01:02:14,418 --> 01:02:18,959 Allah made you how you are and He does not want you to be unhappy. 982 01:02:19,209 --> 01:02:22,168 Your parents also have to accept you for you. 983 01:02:23,418 --> 01:02:24,793 You're funny. 984 01:02:26,709 --> 01:02:28,668 There's a solution for everything. 985 01:02:28,918 --> 01:02:31,001 God, now I sound like my mother. 986 01:02:43,251 --> 01:02:45,584 Yalla, that's haram, what you're doing. 987 01:02:45,834 --> 01:02:47,751 Especially during Ramadan. 988 01:02:47,959 --> 01:02:49,751 And what about you? 989 01:02:49,959 --> 01:02:52,209 I see that your headscarf isn't on straight. 990 01:02:52,709 --> 01:02:54,334 Pay more attention. 991 01:02:55,334 --> 01:02:57,251 Siktir lan, dude! 992 01:02:59,959 --> 01:03:03,001 - Doesn't dare to smoke in front of us. - No. 993 01:03:04,126 --> 01:03:09,959 Wash and wash and wash your hands. 994 01:03:12,668 --> 01:03:15,793 We don't always have to do it three times. 995 01:03:16,168 --> 01:03:17,959 Once is enough. 996 01:03:18,459 --> 01:03:21,334 But when we have the time, we can repeat three... 997 01:03:21,959 --> 01:03:22,918 Please don't. 998 01:03:23,168 --> 01:03:26,709 ... no time, we are in a hurry, and why are we in a hurry? 999 01:03:26,918 --> 01:03:31,168 For example, the imam is beginning to pray. 1000 01:03:31,959 --> 01:03:33,959 Then we don't have time. 1001 01:03:34,626 --> 01:03:35,543 Good night. 1002 01:03:35,751 --> 01:03:38,001 Or if there is not enough water. 1003 01:03:38,251 --> 01:03:39,876 What do we do then? 1004 01:03:40,251 --> 01:03:44,459 Like this. Afterwards we rinse out our mouth. 1005 01:03:50,626 --> 01:03:53,626 Let's toast to our Sissy. 1006 01:03:56,168 --> 01:04:00,043 To our new member of our great big Christian community: 1007 01:04:00,293 --> 01:04:02,168 To our Harald, 1008 01:04:02,876 --> 01:04:08,751 whose life up to now, I don't want to say it was in vain, 1009 01:04:09,584 --> 01:04:13,084 but it was an empty wasteland. 1010 01:04:13,418 --> 01:04:17,084 Without the blessing of our Lord Jesus Christ. 1011 01:04:17,334 --> 01:04:19,168 Cheers, dear friends! 1012 01:04:21,084 --> 01:04:22,668 Kisses! 1013 01:04:24,418 --> 01:04:26,918 May Allah also bless this union! 1014 01:04:28,793 --> 01:04:29,584 Very important! 1015 01:04:29,834 --> 01:04:34,376 Harald used to prohibit Christmas and advents wreathes in our flat share... 1016 01:04:34,668 --> 01:04:37,334 - We couldn't do anything! - Too Catholic, and now... 1017 01:04:38,084 --> 01:04:39,751 - Cheers! - Thank you for everything. 1018 01:05:01,793 --> 01:05:04,751 You pose in front of the camera like you're in a zoo. 1019 01:05:05,834 --> 01:05:08,668 You're jealous, that you're no longer the center of attention. 1020 01:05:08,918 --> 01:05:11,334 Take your headscarf off and no one will notice you. 1021 01:05:11,584 --> 01:05:12,959 I can't take anything off. 1022 01:05:13,209 --> 01:05:15,043 And that makes you better than me? 1023 01:05:15,293 --> 01:05:16,584 That's what you think. 1024 01:05:16,834 --> 01:05:20,459 When you were four you taped your eyes like mine to get attention. 1025 01:05:20,709 --> 01:05:23,001 Now you've done it, bravo. 1026 01:05:23,293 --> 01:05:24,543 Who wants to be like everyone else? 1027 01:05:24,751 --> 01:05:26,168 I do, dummy. 1028 01:05:35,918 --> 01:05:37,584 Come on, let's dance! 1029 01:05:37,876 --> 01:05:39,126 Fatima! 1030 01:05:55,543 --> 01:05:57,501 You're cool with that, aren't you? 1031 01:05:59,876 --> 01:06:01,918 I think the wedding is great! 1032 01:06:04,001 --> 01:06:07,251 I find it horrible, but don't tell anyone. 1033 01:06:10,751 --> 01:06:13,043 The gifts are also terrible. 1034 01:06:14,126 --> 01:06:16,834 Most of them, yes. Except for mine. 1035 01:06:17,751 --> 01:06:21,126 Yes, but I don't know, where I should hang it up. 1036 01:06:23,209 --> 01:06:24,876 It's a floor lamp. 1037 01:06:26,501 --> 01:06:29,168 Hey, if this doesn't work out... 1038 01:06:29,418 --> 01:06:34,043 You can always move to ours even if the baby is there. 1039 01:06:35,126 --> 01:06:37,709 Are you suggesting to my daughter that she moves in with you? 1040 01:06:37,959 --> 01:06:39,584 Stop getting involved! 1041 01:06:39,834 --> 01:06:40,834 What's the matter? 1042 01:06:41,084 --> 01:06:42,584 All thumbs up! 1043 01:06:42,834 --> 01:06:45,918 I'm for all kids moving out. 1044 01:06:46,376 --> 01:06:49,376 Where would she sleep? We don't have any room. 1045 01:06:50,501 --> 01:06:53,251 Have a glass of water for a change, okay? 1046 01:06:53,543 --> 01:06:55,293 You need to put a stop to that. 1047 01:06:55,543 --> 01:06:57,918 I can't. 1048 01:06:58,876 --> 01:07:03,293 A baby and a female Islamist going through puberty, how can I do that? 1049 01:07:05,751 --> 01:07:09,709 Your ex-wife says something at our wedding and you're coming after me now? 1050 01:07:09,959 --> 01:07:11,251 Are you retarded? 1051 01:07:11,543 --> 01:07:13,084 Retard is not a foul name. 1052 01:07:13,293 --> 01:07:14,459 That is my flat! 1053 01:07:14,709 --> 01:07:19,168 I let whoever I want live with me including your daughter! 1054 01:07:19,876 --> 01:07:21,084 But you know what? 1055 01:07:21,334 --> 01:07:24,418 She's more than welcome to get married so she can move out. 1056 01:07:25,834 --> 01:07:27,668 Sorry, that just came out. 1057 01:07:27,876 --> 01:07:28,834 Why "sorry?" 1058 01:07:29,168 --> 01:07:30,918 Getting married! How dumb can you be? 1059 01:07:31,168 --> 01:07:33,459 Excuse me? What? What was that? What? 1060 01:07:33,876 --> 01:07:35,501 I knew this was all about a guy. 1061 01:07:36,001 --> 01:07:38,334 It doesn't concern you what I do with my life. 1062 01:07:38,584 --> 01:07:40,376 No skin off my back, I'd get your room. 1063 01:07:40,626 --> 01:07:43,209 No, that's going to be my workshop. 1064 01:07:43,459 --> 01:07:45,459 Please, could you say something? 1065 01:07:46,251 --> 01:07:48,334 Why did you tell Sissy but not me? 1066 01:07:48,584 --> 01:07:50,793 That's not the most important issue here. 1067 01:07:51,043 --> 01:07:54,626 That's nonsense, right? You are not legally allowed to marry at 16 in Austria. 1068 01:07:54,876 --> 01:07:57,626 Yes, of course. You can in the Mosque. 1069 01:07:57,876 --> 01:08:00,168 You just need two witnesses. 1070 01:08:00,418 --> 01:08:02,626 Against the wishes of the parents, because we are infidels. 1071 01:08:02,876 --> 01:08:04,709 Right, I saw that in a documentary. 1072 01:08:05,293 --> 01:08:07,376 How long have you know him? Three weeks? 1073 01:08:07,793 --> 01:08:09,251 You have no clue! 1074 01:08:09,501 --> 01:08:13,001 It's an act of friendship and a statement against homophobia! 1075 01:08:14,626 --> 01:08:17,084 You are only against it because he's Muslim! 1076 01:08:17,334 --> 01:08:19,668 Otherwise, no one would have an issue. 1077 01:08:19,918 --> 01:08:22,043 If he weren't Muslim, you wouldn't be marrying. 1078 01:08:22,334 --> 01:08:23,084 Absolutely. 1079 01:08:23,334 --> 01:08:25,251 You have no clue! 1080 01:08:25,501 --> 01:08:28,334 You always act like you know me! 1081 01:08:28,584 --> 01:08:31,584 Can you please stop involving yourself in my life! 1082 01:08:44,376 --> 01:08:47,709 Marriage is not an act of friendship. Marriage is... 1083 01:08:47,959 --> 01:08:50,584 Marriage is meaningless, you always said that. 1084 01:08:50,876 --> 01:08:52,251 Yes, marriage is meaningless... 1085 01:08:52,501 --> 01:08:55,001 Marriage is meaningless? Interesting! 1086 01:08:55,293 --> 01:08:56,418 Sissy, please! 1087 01:08:57,251 --> 01:08:58,501 What do you mean "please?" 1088 01:09:20,668 --> 01:09:22,626 What are you doing, mom? 1089 01:09:24,918 --> 01:09:26,584 I am doing what I want. 1090 01:09:26,834 --> 01:09:28,626 You do what you want. 1091 01:09:30,084 --> 01:09:34,001 Starting now, no one will involve themselves in the other's life. 1092 01:09:34,251 --> 01:09:35,459 Fine. 1093 01:09:36,376 --> 01:09:38,168 Dude, it's not my fault. 1094 01:09:41,251 --> 01:09:44,293 Actually, I don't think there is a solution for everything. 1095 01:09:58,209 --> 01:10:00,626 You can do it not to involve! 1096 01:10:10,668 --> 01:10:14,668 Just let her live her life without getting involved. 1097 01:10:17,168 --> 01:10:19,334 What's the worst that could happen? 1098 01:10:19,918 --> 01:10:21,501 Even... 1099 01:10:21,751 --> 01:10:24,709 ... if she dropped out of school and had a child. 1100 01:10:24,918 --> 01:10:27,418 Then she'd get a divorce 1101 01:10:27,668 --> 01:10:30,459 and she'd get her degree at night school. 1102 01:10:31,459 --> 01:10:32,584 What? 1103 01:10:35,084 --> 01:10:36,959 Just hypothetically. 1104 01:10:40,543 --> 01:10:42,043 Go to sleep. 1105 01:10:47,209 --> 01:10:48,834 What does that mean? 1106 01:10:59,251 --> 01:11:02,043 Here are some of your childhood things for your wedding. 1107 01:11:02,293 --> 01:11:04,418 Perhaps you'd like to show them to your husband. 1108 01:11:04,668 --> 01:11:07,626 What do you think about her marriage? Great, isn't it? 1109 01:11:15,501 --> 01:11:17,543 Are you really going through with that? 1110 01:11:18,543 --> 01:11:19,834 What's your problem now? 1111 01:11:20,084 --> 01:11:23,709 You're such a radical believer and you're having a fake wedding? 1112 01:11:24,584 --> 01:11:27,959 I am doing this for a good cause. It will help me get to paradise. 1113 01:11:28,209 --> 01:11:32,001 But you can't just get married on a whim, that's not how it works. 1114 01:11:34,709 --> 01:11:38,584 That family is very religious. You can't possibly imagine it. 1115 01:11:39,709 --> 01:11:40,959 It doesn't matter. 1116 01:11:41,209 --> 01:11:44,043 I live with Can in a flat that they all pay for. 1117 01:11:44,293 --> 01:11:48,126 I have space from my parents and he has space from his. 1118 01:11:48,501 --> 01:11:50,501 I cannot believe how naive you are. 1119 01:11:51,334 --> 01:11:53,959 You don't notice what is going on around you. 1120 01:11:54,293 --> 01:11:59,209 You're now the "Uber-expert" again because you're a real Muslim. 1121 01:11:59,626 --> 01:12:03,251 You know, how annoying that is? I am just as much a Muslim as you are! 1122 01:12:03,501 --> 01:12:06,334 Even a better one, because I observe all the rules. 1123 01:12:09,126 --> 01:12:11,834 You are just showing off, that's it. 1124 01:12:14,959 --> 01:12:16,876 When is this wedding going down? 1125 01:12:17,418 --> 01:12:19,251 On Monday at 11 is Nikah. 1126 01:12:19,501 --> 01:12:22,334 I will meet with Can and we'll discuss the terms. 1127 01:12:23,334 --> 01:12:25,251 So you're not coming now? 1128 01:12:25,501 --> 01:12:27,709 To the presentation on intersectional feminism? 1129 01:12:28,459 --> 01:12:30,584 Fuck, I completely forgot about it! 1130 01:12:31,168 --> 01:12:33,251 I come a bit later, okay? 1131 01:12:33,501 --> 01:12:34,959 I'll try. 1132 01:12:42,584 --> 01:12:43,959 Bye. 1133 01:12:44,543 --> 01:12:45,834 Bye! 1134 01:12:53,626 --> 01:12:55,293 What a bunch of shit! 1135 01:13:04,293 --> 01:13:07,668 I wrote down the questions from the Internet. 1136 01:13:09,959 --> 01:13:11,876 Are you following Quran and sunna? 1137 01:13:13,376 --> 01:13:15,293 Fine. Do you know Ashure? 1138 01:13:16,709 --> 01:13:19,459 Ashure? Do you know the story of Prophet Nuh? 1139 01:13:19,709 --> 01:13:21,709 - Nuh? - Noah. 1140 01:13:21,918 --> 01:13:25,668 They got lost somehow and missed the island or something. 1141 01:13:25,959 --> 01:13:28,168 Something happened with a boat. I can't remember. 1142 01:13:28,418 --> 01:13:31,209 They then made a meal using everything they had. 1143 01:13:31,459 --> 01:13:35,418 Grapes, beans, apricots, raisins... 1144 01:13:36,084 --> 01:13:38,668 What else? Chickpeas, wheat, rice... 1145 01:13:38,876 --> 01:13:40,834 In the end, it is really tasty. 1146 01:13:42,209 --> 01:13:44,501 Okay? Yeah? Got it? 1147 01:13:45,543 --> 01:13:48,376 Yes, I mean, what can be so difficult about it? 1148 01:13:49,751 --> 01:13:50,918 Okay. 1149 01:13:52,418 --> 01:13:54,584 Moving on Will you do hajj with me? 1150 01:13:56,126 --> 01:13:57,543 Perfect. 1151 01:13:58,084 --> 01:13:59,751 And five kids? 1152 01:13:59,959 --> 01:14:01,376 But you are gay! 1153 01:14:01,626 --> 01:14:05,751 Yes, that's why I need so many plus points to get to paradise. 1154 01:14:06,501 --> 01:14:10,001 It will give you a bunch of plus points as well. 1155 01:14:10,251 --> 01:14:12,459 You'll go to school through the end of the month. 1156 01:14:12,709 --> 01:14:15,251 You wont need it any longer. I don't think. 1157 01:14:30,209 --> 01:14:31,209 What? 1158 01:14:34,334 --> 01:14:36,084 MARRIAGE NINA 11 o'clock 1159 01:14:36,084 --> 01:14:39,834 Patient Mayer Yussuf, 52 years old is being operated on. 1160 01:14:40,126 --> 01:14:44,793 He has a biopsy-confirmed carcinoma in the proximal sigmoid colon. 1161 01:14:45,334 --> 01:14:47,959 The plan is to perform a hemicolectomy... 1162 01:14:48,209 --> 01:14:50,751 - Is something wrong? - No. 1163 01:14:51,001 --> 01:14:51,959 Are you sure? 1164 01:14:52,668 --> 01:14:58,543 We are prioritizing the colon carcinoma for the reasons discussed, 1165 01:14:58,793 --> 01:15:03,376 as we do not need to discuss how Wanda performs the appendectomy. 1166 01:15:04,459 --> 01:15:08,084 Excuse me, what's that? Since when am I doing the appendix? 1167 01:15:08,584 --> 01:15:12,584 He just said that the patient prefers being operated on by a male colleague. 1168 01:15:13,084 --> 01:15:14,793 By a male colleague? Why? 1169 01:15:16,251 --> 01:15:18,418 He does not want to be operated on by a woman. 1170 01:15:18,668 --> 01:15:21,459 The opposite happens often as well. 1171 01:15:22,584 --> 01:15:24,584 And we're all accepting this? 1172 01:15:24,876 --> 01:15:27,168 I am not causing all sorts of problems because of that. 1173 01:15:27,418 --> 01:15:30,251 If we don't, the paper tomorrow will say we're racists. 1174 01:15:30,501 --> 01:15:34,293 If he doesn't want you to operate on him then relax. 1175 01:15:34,543 --> 01:15:35,793 Just ignore it. 1176 01:15:36,043 --> 01:15:39,084 And if someone else doesn't want you to operate on them, 1177 01:15:39,334 --> 01:15:42,876 because you're a Muslim, we're just going to accept that too? 1178 01:15:43,251 --> 01:15:45,209 That's not the same thing. 1179 01:15:45,459 --> 01:15:47,751 Does she have her period, or what? 1180 01:15:50,751 --> 01:15:51,793 Seriously? 1181 01:15:52,043 --> 01:15:53,834 Yeah, is that funny? 1182 01:15:55,001 --> 01:15:56,751 Okay, you know what? 1183 01:15:57,001 --> 01:15:59,251 You can operate on that appendix yourselves. 1184 01:15:59,543 --> 01:16:00,376 Wanda! 1185 01:16:02,001 --> 01:16:03,959 Back to the colon carcinoma. 1186 01:16:56,501 --> 01:17:00,626 We cannot prevent the wedding, but we have to be there. 1187 01:17:01,418 --> 01:17:04,293 I can't just leave the pregnancy workout. 1188 01:17:08,709 --> 01:17:10,501 Now go please. 1189 01:17:11,376 --> 01:17:13,251 We'll see each other at the workout debrief. 1190 01:17:13,543 --> 01:17:14,334 Absolutely. 1191 01:17:14,584 --> 01:17:16,043 - Kisses. - Kisses. 1192 01:17:16,834 --> 01:17:18,126 Kisses. 1193 01:17:18,543 --> 01:17:19,709 Kisses. 1194 01:17:25,293 --> 01:17:28,251 - What are we doing there? - Hiding our charms. 1195 01:17:29,459 --> 01:17:32,709 Nina doesn't want us to get involved, so... 1196 01:17:33,543 --> 01:17:35,209 ... we'll stay hidden. 1197 01:17:51,918 --> 01:17:55,668 Top, super. You look great in that, sister. 1198 01:17:57,334 --> 01:17:59,043 And this is great for underneath! 1199 01:18:01,876 --> 01:18:02,834 Out of the question. 1200 01:18:03,376 --> 01:18:05,668 It looks great! Aren't you happy? 1201 01:18:07,168 --> 01:18:09,168 Come on! We're running out of time. 1202 01:18:09,418 --> 01:18:12,959 You are a blessed man! You have a woman, who only belongs to you! 1203 01:18:25,043 --> 01:18:26,584 It's a nightmare. 1204 01:18:31,209 --> 01:18:32,459 Excuse me! 1205 01:18:34,501 --> 01:18:36,126 - Harald? - Who else? 1206 01:18:36,376 --> 01:18:38,793 It's the worst moment of my life. 1207 01:18:41,626 --> 01:18:44,001 That's not for men, only for women! 1208 01:18:53,209 --> 01:18:54,543 Well hello. 1209 01:19:12,543 --> 01:19:13,543 Get lost! 1210 01:19:36,459 --> 01:19:37,918 Where do we need to go? 1211 01:19:38,584 --> 01:19:39,668 To the right. 1212 01:19:44,709 --> 01:19:45,626 Shit! 1213 01:19:46,293 --> 01:19:48,168 Can you steer? I am stuck! 1214 01:19:48,418 --> 01:19:49,709 Steer! A little help here! 1215 01:19:50,126 --> 01:19:52,251 Take your foot out of there! 1216 01:19:53,293 --> 01:19:55,001 What a bunch of shit! 1217 01:19:58,709 --> 01:19:59,793 Dude! 1218 01:19:59,793 --> 01:20:01,001 POLICE 1219 01:20:01,001 --> 01:20:02,459 Just a second. 1220 01:20:11,168 --> 01:20:12,418 Shit. 1221 01:20:12,668 --> 01:20:14,376 Forgot my driver's license. 1222 01:20:14,626 --> 01:20:17,126 But you just had to drive! 1223 01:20:26,043 --> 01:20:29,959 Let me speak. At the seminar they said they wouldn't speak with men. 1224 01:20:32,626 --> 01:20:34,293 Driver's license and registration, please. 1225 01:20:39,418 --> 01:20:40,793 Are you crazy? 1226 01:20:46,959 --> 01:20:50,876 You are Dr. Wanda Rath? You live in 1070 Vienna? 1227 01:20:51,334 --> 01:20:52,834 Surgeon? 1228 01:20:53,084 --> 01:20:56,001 Question: How do you operate with those rags? 1229 01:20:56,251 --> 01:20:57,918 That cannot be allowed, can it? 1230 01:20:58,168 --> 01:21:00,293 You always have to recognize the doctor. 1231 01:21:00,543 --> 01:21:03,001 That's not up for debate. 1232 01:21:03,834 --> 01:21:06,959 Dr. Rath, please expose your face. 1233 01:21:07,209 --> 01:21:08,751 That was obvious! 1234 01:21:09,084 --> 01:21:12,084 So. Get out. Both of you. Now! 1235 01:21:12,751 --> 01:21:14,834 Blow into here firmly, Doctor. 1236 01:21:17,209 --> 01:21:19,084 Are you going to a Carnival party? 1237 01:21:19,876 --> 01:21:21,418 No, to our daughter's wedding. 1238 01:21:21,668 --> 01:21:23,668 We are in quite a hurry! 1239 01:21:24,918 --> 01:21:25,834 0.0. 1240 01:21:27,918 --> 01:21:31,168 Okay, there's still the matter of the ban on face covering. 1241 01:21:33,751 --> 01:21:35,459 Is that 150 for men as well? 1242 01:21:37,293 --> 01:21:38,751 Yes, I believe so. 1243 01:21:39,001 --> 01:21:42,709 Otherwise we'd have problems with the equal opportunities officer. 1244 01:21:45,459 --> 01:21:49,626 If you were going to a Carneval party, it would be easier for all of us. 1245 01:21:50,751 --> 01:21:51,334 Carneval! 1246 01:21:59,376 --> 01:22:00,793 Wrong door! 1247 01:22:05,418 --> 01:22:06,834 Where is it? 1248 01:22:07,084 --> 01:22:08,626 Where's the entrance? 1249 01:22:10,126 --> 01:22:12,459 - Hold up! - What's the matter? 1250 01:22:15,376 --> 01:22:16,751 Look! 1251 01:22:17,001 --> 01:22:20,501 Something's amiss with Nina. She locked herself in the bathroom. Can you come? 1252 01:22:24,918 --> 01:22:26,334 Is she still in there? 1253 01:22:26,584 --> 01:22:28,584 Yes, but she's not saying anything. 1254 01:22:29,168 --> 01:22:31,251 Nina, I'm here now! 1255 01:22:31,543 --> 01:22:34,168 - We are. - We are here now. 1256 01:22:36,709 --> 01:22:38,418 Please open up! 1257 01:22:40,293 --> 01:22:41,251 Will you say anything? 1258 01:22:41,501 --> 01:22:43,293 Nina, we are here now! 1259 01:22:45,793 --> 01:22:47,168 Stop taking pictures! 1260 01:22:47,418 --> 01:22:49,918 Nina, I am coming in now. 1261 01:22:53,043 --> 01:22:54,709 Nina, I am opening the door! 1262 01:22:55,709 --> 01:22:56,668 Dude! 1263 01:22:57,459 --> 01:23:01,209 Many people die because the fire department can't get into the rooms. 1264 01:23:01,459 --> 01:23:03,334 It's a safety measure. 1265 01:23:18,626 --> 01:23:19,459 Nina? 1266 01:23:40,418 --> 01:23:41,709 Okay. 1267 01:23:42,209 --> 01:23:44,043 I didn't marry him. 1268 01:23:46,251 --> 01:23:49,668 They always say, it's important how you are on the inside, 1269 01:23:50,251 --> 01:23:53,001 and then they are constantly telling you, how you need to be. 1270 01:23:54,668 --> 01:23:56,334 We wouldn't have got a flat. 1271 01:23:56,751 --> 01:24:00,251 We would have lived with them. In his childhood bedroom! 1272 01:24:00,959 --> 01:24:03,334 He can go and marry his stupid cousin. 1273 01:24:03,584 --> 01:24:04,834 I don't care! 1274 01:24:05,084 --> 01:24:08,918 She runs around Vienna in a niqab and Can doesn't say a thing. 1275 01:24:10,084 --> 01:24:12,584 We are so incredibly proud of you. 1276 01:24:13,251 --> 01:24:14,209 Absolutely. 1277 01:24:15,959 --> 01:24:18,501 But don't think, I'll take off the headscarf. 1278 01:24:18,751 --> 01:24:22,459 I am going to stick with it until they understand what Islam really means. 1279 01:24:24,834 --> 01:24:28,501 Humans being stupid is not Allah's fault. 1280 01:24:28,751 --> 01:24:32,501 Except for the fact that he doesn't exist, you are totally right. 1281 01:24:36,334 --> 01:24:38,168 I now know what I'm doing. 1282 01:24:38,418 --> 01:24:41,584 I'll organize a demonstration. Islam reform 4.0. 1283 01:24:41,834 --> 01:24:43,334 You have to help me! 1284 01:24:43,584 --> 01:24:45,168 Yes, that... well... 1285 01:24:45,626 --> 01:24:47,751 You should maybe give it some more... 1286 01:24:48,001 --> 01:24:49,834 - That's not a good idea. - Yes. 1287 01:24:50,084 --> 01:24:52,001 It needs to come from within. 1288 01:24:52,334 --> 01:24:54,043 They have to do it themselves. 1289 01:24:54,293 --> 01:24:56,709 Islam reform is not... 1290 01:24:56,959 --> 01:24:59,459 - We're not doing this! - It's not up for debate. 1291 01:24:59,709 --> 01:25:01,418 - Yes it is. - No! 1292 01:25:01,834 --> 01:25:04,084 What's reformative about bike riding? 1293 01:25:04,334 --> 01:25:07,001 - You should be allowed to. - And who isn't? 1294 01:25:07,251 --> 01:25:08,751 In Saudi Arabia or something. 1295 01:25:09,001 --> 01:25:10,251 Okay, there, but... 1296 01:25:10,501 --> 01:25:14,001 Hashtag #whynot, please. You can leave if you don't like it. 1297 01:25:14,251 --> 01:25:16,834 - Do you hear it? - I am not protesting to ride a bike. 1298 01:25:18,043 --> 01:25:20,334 Vienna stays Vienna...! 1299 01:25:20,543 --> 01:25:22,126 ALLAH IS A WOMAN 1300 01:25:23,084 --> 01:25:25,001 What a ridiculous sign, dude. 1301 01:25:25,376 --> 01:25:27,793 What is ridiculous about it? It's feminism! 1302 01:25:28,043 --> 01:25:30,293 Her mom carried that at a protest once, silly head! 1303 01:25:31,043 --> 01:25:33,084 When God created man, she was just practicing. 1304 01:25:34,334 --> 01:25:37,084 Keep it down! We are discussing something here! 1305 01:25:37,501 --> 01:25:41,334 It's not feminism, it's religion. It's a pure provocation. 1306 01:25:41,751 --> 01:25:43,293 Typical Austrian, dude! 1307 01:25:43,543 --> 01:25:45,168 What are you talking about? I'm from Austria too. 1308 01:25:45,418 --> 01:25:48,709 Yeah, born here. She's Austrian by culture. 1309 01:25:48,959 --> 01:25:53,084 What is Austrian culture in your opinion? That there? 1310 01:25:53,376 --> 01:25:54,584 Vienna stays Vienna! 1311 01:25:54,918 --> 01:25:57,918 Let it go, sister. Let her carry her stupid sign. 1312 01:25:58,168 --> 01:25:59,959 Free speech. 1313 01:26:00,209 --> 01:26:04,001 Through thick and thin, and tougher times We'll fight for feminism all the time 1314 01:26:04,251 --> 01:26:08,209 Through thick and thin, and tougher times We'll fight for feminism all the time. 1315 01:26:08,459 --> 01:26:12,168 Through thick and thin, and tougher times We'll fight for feminism all the time 1316 01:26:12,834 --> 01:26:14,751 There will be turmoil in the mosque. 1317 01:26:15,001 --> 01:26:16,126 I think so, too. 1318 01:26:16,376 --> 01:26:17,501 We live in a country, 1319 01:26:18,126 --> 01:26:21,959 where there's freedom of speech and freedom of religion. 1320 01:26:22,376 --> 01:26:23,876 It's a privilege! 1321 01:26:24,126 --> 01:26:27,918 Compared to so many countries, where so much is banned 1322 01:26:28,168 --> 01:26:30,543 and where you can't stand up for yourself. 1323 01:26:30,918 --> 01:26:33,334 We want to wear what we want! 1324 01:26:33,584 --> 01:26:34,626 Yes! 1325 01:26:37,251 --> 01:26:40,876 But we don't want to be divided into honorable and dishonorable women. 1326 01:26:41,293 --> 01:26:43,168 But that's exactly what the headscarf does! 1327 01:26:43,584 --> 01:26:46,668 Home, Freedom, Tradition, Diversity, Enough! 1328 01:26:47,959 --> 01:26:49,084 Fucking Nazis. 1329 01:26:49,334 --> 01:26:54,876 No one should have to marry because they are gay or are a girl. 1330 01:26:55,168 --> 01:26:58,293 What a demand! Vienna in the 21st century! 1331 01:26:58,834 --> 01:27:02,584 Yalla, Habibi! What's your problem? The Sheitan is speaking through you! 1332 01:27:03,043 --> 01:27:05,418 Better put on a headscarf and marry me! 1333 01:27:05,668 --> 01:27:07,293 Keep quiet, sucker! 1334 01:27:07,543 --> 01:27:09,668 If the Imam were to see it... 1335 01:27:09,918 --> 01:27:13,084 Excuse me, is this the protest against the full-body veil ban? 1336 01:27:13,376 --> 01:27:14,918 No that was yesterday. 1337 01:27:15,334 --> 01:27:17,501 You are too late, that was yesterday. 1338 01:27:17,834 --> 01:27:20,251 - Shit, that's what I said! - Doesn't matter. 1339 01:27:23,043 --> 01:27:26,001 - What protest is that here? - Islam reform. 1340 01:27:26,376 --> 01:27:27,834 Islam reform! 1341 01:27:28,918 --> 01:27:31,334 But you are for it! 1342 01:27:33,084 --> 01:27:36,376 We are not for something, where there are so many women. 1343 01:27:36,626 --> 01:27:39,543 Exactly! Women in the kitchen! Women in the kitchen! 1344 01:27:40,376 --> 01:27:43,084 Anti gender insanity! Anti gender insanity! 1345 01:27:43,459 --> 01:27:46,418 Anti gender insanity! Anti gender insanity... 1346 01:27:47,626 --> 01:27:49,834 WE PROTECT EUROPE 1347 01:27:50,084 --> 01:27:52,251 ALLAH IS A WOMAN 1348 01:29:19,251 --> 01:29:22,251 I need the room. I need the kitchen table. 1349 01:29:22,501 --> 01:29:24,959 No, you don't need it. 1350 01:29:26,501 --> 01:29:28,251 You need a place for you. 1351 01:29:28,501 --> 01:29:32,043 And we need a place for us where we can be us. 1352 01:29:32,293 --> 01:29:34,126 But when you aren't here... 1353 01:29:34,376 --> 01:29:36,168 Sitting at the table is too stiff. 1354 01:29:36,418 --> 01:29:38,959 We need a place, where everyone can move around, 1355 01:29:39,209 --> 01:29:42,501 be in the kitchen together, spend time with everyone... 1356 01:29:44,251 --> 01:29:47,001 Can is not marrying his cousin. He's moving in with us. 1357 01:29:52,001 --> 01:29:53,793 Come, I'll show you your room! 1358 01:30:15,793 --> 01:30:19,084 Other kids take drugs, skip school... 1359 01:30:19,834 --> 01:30:23,084 I know! That's why we're here! 1360 01:30:31,668 --> 01:30:33,876 We are here in a loop... 1361 01:30:37,959 --> 01:30:39,834 We're trapped in it! 1362 01:30:40,501 --> 01:30:42,459 You already said that! 1363 01:30:57,543 --> 01:31:00,126 The world keeps on spinning normally for us 1364 01:31:00,376 --> 01:31:04,001 and you're going back to school and you'll get your degree eventually, 1365 01:31:04,251 --> 01:31:07,209 and there is no German exit exam in Austria... 1366 01:31:07,501 --> 01:31:08,459 Shit! 1367 01:31:09,043 --> 01:31:12,084 We cannot stop the wedding, but we have to... 1368 01:31:14,418 --> 01:31:15,626 Are you starting that again? 1369 01:31:16,126 --> 01:31:19,918 If you were going to a Carneval, it would be easier for all of us. 1370 01:31:21,668 --> 01:31:22,834 Carneval! 1371 01:31:26,751 --> 01:31:28,043 That was new! 1372 01:32:07,459 --> 01:32:11,418 Subtitles: textimbild Scott Peterson/ Till Rudolph 98661