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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:47,821 --> 00:00:48,821 Shut up! 2 00:01:11,797 --> 00:01:12,797 Get out. 3 00:01:28,614 --> 00:01:29,614 Fuck! 4 00:01:35,281 --> 00:01:36,281 Fuck. 5 00:01:57,681 --> 00:01:58,681 Fuck you. 6 00:03:30,532 --> 00:03:31,532 Hey! 7 00:03:32,808 --> 00:03:35,922 *** 8 00:03:36,815 --> 00:03:38,862 What are you doing, you dick brain? 9 00:03:39,679 --> 00:03:41,639 What are you, are you blind? 10 00:03:42,763 --> 00:03:43,816 Are you drunk? 11 00:03:45,531 --> 00:03:46,531 Hey! 12 00:03:46,948 --> 00:03:47,948 Pighead! 13 00:03:50,188 --> 00:03:51,188 Oi! 14 00:03:51,194 --> 00:03:52,218 Fuck-features! 15 00:03:53,094 --> 00:03:54,094 What? 16 00:03:54,669 --> 00:03:55,669 I... 17 00:03:56,891 --> 00:03:57,891 How old are you? 18 00:03:57,916 --> 00:04:00,091 I'm 16 mate. It's none of your fucking business. 19 00:04:00,110 --> 00:04:02,732 Where are your... your learner plates? 20 00:04:02,740 --> 00:04:03,740 Where's yours? 21 00:04:03,758 --> 00:04:06,100 - No, I'm forty-fucking... - Oh, if you got your learners, 22 00:04:06,101 --> 00:04:07,120 you might have been taught to check 23 00:04:07,121 --> 00:04:08,533 the fucking road before you pull out! 24 00:04:08,540 --> 00:04:09,700 I d... I did, I checked the road 25 00:04:09,701 --> 00:04:11,301 and you weren't there, and then-then I... 26 00:04:12,867 --> 00:04:14,038 - Oh, fuck! - Aaah! 27 00:04:14,041 --> 00:04:15,041 - Oh, fuck! - Oww! 28 00:04:15,044 --> 00:04:16,763 - Ow, ow, oh, yeah. - Ow! 29 00:04:16,775 --> 00:04:19,710 Is that... ? Oh, fuck. I'll call... I'm gonna call a... 30 00:04:19,713 --> 00:04:21,998 just stay there, I'll call the thing, the... ambo. 31 00:04:25,295 --> 00:04:28,349 Fuck... um... bastard. 32 00:04:28,355 --> 00:04:29,808 I've got no reception. 33 00:04:29,810 --> 00:04:31,690 - Did you have reception? - I don't have a phone. 34 00:04:31,701 --> 00:04:34,519 - Really? Why not? - Okay, can you fucking focus, fuckarse? 35 00:04:34,521 --> 00:04:36,053 Yeah, um... all right, uh... 36 00:04:36,196 --> 00:04:39,555 - Mildura is like 45 k's away, right? - How the shit would I know? 37 00:04:39,558 --> 00:04:41,030 Mildura's, like, big. 38 00:04:41,031 --> 00:04:42,820 They'll have a hospital, or a medical centre or something. 39 00:04:42,821 --> 00:04:44,960 You-you can drive because your car's fine. 40 00:04:45,081 --> 00:04:46,221 - Ute. - What? 41 00:04:46,224 --> 00:04:49,149 It's a ute. And you're gonna have to drive it, so try not to crash it. 42 00:04:49,444 --> 00:04:50,926 Y... uh... 43 00:04:52,866 --> 00:04:54,612 Uh... Fuck. 44 00:04:57,932 --> 00:05:00,920 - Um... - Are you kidding me? 45 00:05:00,927 --> 00:05:01,927 But it's my... 46 00:05:03,610 --> 00:05:06,183 - piano. - And this is my arm, cockface. 47 00:05:06,319 --> 00:05:09,005 We can just, um, take the trailer off and hook it to the ute. 48 00:05:09,009 --> 00:05:10,729 - We can do that, right? - Yeah, you reckon? 49 00:05:11,118 --> 00:05:14,158 - The axle's gone... genius. - Aah, fuck. 50 00:05:17,068 --> 00:05:18,068 Fuck. 51 00:05:22,454 --> 00:05:26,038 Okay. Okay, fine. Come on, we gotta go. 52 00:05:27,059 --> 00:05:29,061 - Come on. I... I'll drive. - Fuck. 53 00:05:29,064 --> 00:05:30,555 Stick it on the back! 54 00:05:32,223 --> 00:05:33,481 Okay, stop! 55 00:05:41,012 --> 00:05:43,309 This is not gonna work, it's way too high. 56 00:05:43,312 --> 00:05:46,704 Oh, stop your whinging. Dig a hole. 57 00:05:58,920 --> 00:06:00,311 Ta-daa! 58 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:33,197 What's your name? 59 00:06:35,229 --> 00:06:36,229 Meg. 60 00:06:39,898 --> 00:06:42,868 - That short for Megan, or... ? - No, short for Steve. 61 00:06:45,010 --> 00:06:46,103 What's yours? 62 00:06:46,851 --> 00:06:47,851 Lucky. 63 00:06:48,039 --> 00:06:51,434 It's Lachlan, but... always been Lucky. 64 00:06:53,004 --> 00:06:54,004 Jesus. 65 00:06:54,256 --> 00:06:56,131 - Are you right? - Who's Toby? 66 00:06:56,134 --> 00:06:58,694 - No one, can I have it, please? - Oh what, is he your boyfriend? 67 00:06:59,255 --> 00:07:01,337 - What does it say? - Are you on a plane? 68 00:07:02,899 --> 00:07:06,153 Are you, Lachlan? Are you on a plane? 69 00:07:11,564 --> 00:07:13,602 You should give your mum and dad a call and let... 70 00:07:15,089 --> 00:07:16,370 - Don't you think you should give them a c... - No! 71 00:07:16,379 --> 00:07:18,492 - I just think that y... - It's none of your business but, is it? 72 00:07:18,512 --> 00:07:20,621 Fine, I don't actually give a shit, dude. 73 00:07:20,624 --> 00:07:22,471 Dood... Dood... 74 00:07:27,399 --> 00:07:29,084 Don't you fricking dare. 75 00:07:37,186 --> 00:07:39,567 - Where are you taking it, anyway? - Perth. 76 00:07:40,321 --> 00:07:41,321 Why? 77 00:07:43,419 --> 00:07:45,047 I don't have a choice. 78 00:07:47,096 --> 00:07:50,011 - What a pain in the arse. - Yeah, I wasn't expecting to have 79 00:07:50,014 --> 00:07:51,604 a fucking car accident. 80 00:07:52,181 --> 00:07:54,465 - I don't believe in accidents. - Oh, great, I'll tell the 81 00:07:54,467 --> 00:07:55,639 - car hire company. - No, dickhead. 82 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:59,129 I believe in car accidents. I just don't believe in... 83 00:07:59,167 --> 00:08:00,626 accidents, as in... 84 00:08:00,627 --> 00:08:02,223 - Coincidences. - Coincidences, coincidences, yeah. 85 00:08:02,224 --> 00:08:04,476 Yeah, I don't believe in coincidences. 86 00:08:04,479 --> 00:08:06,437 Everything happens for a reason. 87 00:08:08,224 --> 00:08:11,748 - Ow! Be careful! - I can't help it, there are bumps. 88 00:08:11,751 --> 00:08:12,982 Yeah, well you don't have to aim for them! 89 00:08:12,985 --> 00:08:15,886 Can we turn this music... off... for... a minute. Please? 90 00:08:15,889 --> 00:08:17,419 You have to have music when you're driving. 91 00:08:17,422 --> 00:08:20,459 It just does my head in, please. I just need a break. 92 00:08:20,471 --> 00:08:21,830 Five minutes, please? 93 00:08:22,322 --> 00:08:23,322 Thank you. 94 00:08:27,726 --> 00:08:28,410 It's just, like... 95 00:08:28,411 --> 00:08:31,942 too many things have to happen to make a thing happen. 96 00:08:31,945 --> 00:08:32,945 You know? 97 00:08:33,310 --> 00:08:36,658 If I'd have done one thing different today, 98 00:08:36,680 --> 00:08:41,325 one tiny thing, like if I'd have brushed my teeth for longer, 99 00:08:41,331 --> 00:08:44,470 then I wouldn't have been on the road at that specific point, would I? 100 00:08:44,483 --> 00:08:48,925 And maybe you would've ran into somebody else and-and killed them or... 101 00:08:48,942 --> 00:08:53,598 ran into a tree and been... crashed in a... a burning wreck, 102 00:08:53,601 --> 00:08:56,758 and I wouldn't... have even known or given a shit. 103 00:08:56,778 --> 00:08:59,478 Now, I have met this weird Chewbacca guy, 104 00:09:00,141 --> 00:09:04,741 driving my ute and he's probably like a psycho murderer or something. 105 00:09:06,001 --> 00:09:07,933 'Cause you pretty much have to be a psycho 106 00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:10,293 to not want to listen to music when you're driving. 107 00:09:11,573 --> 00:09:12,573 Wouldn't ya? 108 00:09:27,859 --> 00:09:28,859 It's your turn. 109 00:09:30,181 --> 00:09:32,841 The least you could do is distract me. Come on, talk. 110 00:09:33,034 --> 00:09:34,816 - Or music. - Okay, okay. 111 00:09:42,386 --> 00:09:45,404 - Have you heard of ELO? - Earlobe? 112 00:09:45,772 --> 00:09:50,227 E.L.O. British fusion band from the 1970's, ELO? 113 00:09:50,230 --> 00:09:51,606 - Oh, it doesn't matter. - No. 114 00:09:51,710 --> 00:09:56,465 So, one of the founding members of ELO was Mike Edwards, right? 115 00:09:56,606 --> 00:09:58,521 - A cellist. - What's a cellist? 116 00:09:59,996 --> 00:10:02,932 - It's a person who plays the cello. - Right. 117 00:10:03,550 --> 00:10:05,025 Anyway, one day Mike Edwards 118 00:10:05,026 --> 00:10:08,303 is driving along a road in Devon, in England. 119 00:10:08,797 --> 00:10:13,430 And one of those huge hay bales rolls down a hill and lands on his car. 120 00:10:14,102 --> 00:10:16,741 Kills him instantly. He didn't even know what hit him. 121 00:10:17,423 --> 00:10:19,003 What are the chances, hey? 122 00:10:21,668 --> 00:10:22,668 Well... 123 00:10:23,922 --> 00:10:26,507 Devon is pretty hilly, so let's say, 124 00:10:26,510 --> 00:10:30,742 one in ten of those hay bales sits on some kind of slope. 125 00:10:31,106 --> 00:10:35,844 And maybe one in a thousand of them sometimes goes for a little roll. 126 00:10:35,847 --> 00:10:39,002 And let's say maybe one in twenty of those slopes 127 00:10:39,020 --> 00:10:43,320 leads to a road where a car goes past any given point 128 00:10:43,332 --> 00:10:45,498 some number of times an hour. 129 00:10:45,517 --> 00:10:48,755 And maybe one in every three or four thousand 130 00:10:48,758 --> 00:10:52,617 of the drivers of those cars is an artist of some repute. 131 00:10:52,657 --> 00:10:56,161 So, the chances that one day one of those hay bales 132 00:10:56,164 --> 00:10:59,781 was gonna kill a moderately well known cellist is... 133 00:10:59,994 --> 00:11:01,292 reasonably high. 134 00:11:03,353 --> 00:11:05,722 Well... not high, but... 135 00:11:06,282 --> 00:11:09,509 The thing is, when the numbers are big enough, which they are, 136 00:11:09,642 --> 00:11:12,460 one in a million things happen all the time. 137 00:11:15,284 --> 00:11:17,457 Nothing happens for a reason. 138 00:11:18,147 --> 00:11:20,955 Or everything happens for no reason. One of those. 139 00:11:23,913 --> 00:11:26,172 You are so boring. 140 00:11:35,121 --> 00:11:37,611 How would you rate your pain out of 10, Meg? 141 00:11:37,832 --> 00:11:40,434 - What's 10? - 10 means would be unbearable. 142 00:11:40,476 --> 00:11:43,257 I don't know, 2 and a half? 2? 143 00:11:43,401 --> 00:11:45,802 - 2? - 2... W-wouldn't 9 be like 144 00:11:45,805 --> 00:11:47,583 your face is on fire or something? 145 00:11:47,601 --> 00:11:50,855 So then 7 would be like, I don't know, having your knee shot off? 146 00:11:51,358 --> 00:11:54,768 - And then 5 would be... - Okay. Are you left-handed? 147 00:11:54,789 --> 00:11:55,872 - No, I'm both... - Great. 148 00:11:55,957 --> 00:11:58,379 So you can fill this in and your dad can help. 149 00:11:58,463 --> 00:12:00,624 - Yeah. - Oh. No, I'm not... 150 00:12:00,627 --> 00:12:02,019 - Excuse me! - Um... 151 00:12:02,833 --> 00:12:04,673 - I'm not actually her... - Yeah. Come on, Dad! 152 00:12:07,818 --> 00:12:09,518 Paul? No. 153 00:12:09,711 --> 00:12:11,830 - Already opened it. - No! 154 00:12:14,278 --> 00:12:16,961 - I'm gonna get going. - Your piano's on my ute. 155 00:12:17,133 --> 00:12:20,412 Yeah, I know but I... I have to figure out how to get it off. 156 00:12:22,223 --> 00:12:23,223 Shit. 157 00:12:24,896 --> 00:12:28,119 - My soul hurts! - That's your liver, Paul. 158 00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:33,798 - What's your last name? - Flynn. 159 00:12:33,801 --> 00:12:35,410 - Flynn, okay. - Why? 160 00:12:37,894 --> 00:12:40,572 Wh... no, no, no, no, no, we're not doing this. 161 00:12:40,575 --> 00:12:41,695 - Yes. Yes, we are. - No, no. 162 00:12:41,866 --> 00:12:42,987 - No, we can't... I'm not... - Yes, we do. 163 00:12:42,990 --> 00:12:44,665 We can't lie on a government form. 164 00:12:44,668 --> 00:12:46,571 It's not a government form, you fucking nerd. 165 00:12:46,574 --> 00:12:47,667 - It's just a plain doctor's thing. - Meg? 166 00:12:47,670 --> 00:12:49,270 - Why... ? - Yeah? Coming! 167 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:53,149 - Come on, Dad! - Meg! 168 00:12:53,813 --> 00:12:54,813 - No. - Okay. 169 00:12:54,816 --> 00:12:55,816 - You're not doing this. - You want them to know 170 00:12:55,819 --> 00:12:57,206 that you had an accident, that was your fault and, 171 00:12:57,209 --> 00:12:59,194 you left the scene, with a minor injured? 172 00:12:59,197 --> 00:13:02,919 I didn't do anything. I drove you here and now I'm going 173 00:13:03,062 --> 00:13:05,168 I'm actually in a serious hurry. 174 00:13:05,314 --> 00:13:06,958 - I'll tell 'em you're a perv. - What? 175 00:13:06,961 --> 00:13:08,988 - Yeah. I'll tell them you're an old perv. - What? 176 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:10,289 Sorry? 177 00:13:10,716 --> 00:13:14,461 Um... we're just shocked by the acne statistics. 178 00:13:14,499 --> 00:13:17,078 - That's... terrible. - It's terrible. 179 00:13:17,084 --> 00:13:19,025 - It's a surprising figure. - Yes. 180 00:13:19,431 --> 00:13:21,468 Okay. You can wait here. 181 00:13:22,061 --> 00:13:23,699 - Meg. - You're my dad, 182 00:13:23,702 --> 00:13:25,790 or you're a fucking pedo. Got it? 183 00:13:26,743 --> 00:13:29,067 - Wh... - Love you, dad! 184 00:13:38,851 --> 00:13:42,634 So how can the excess be half the value of the bloody car? 185 00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:45,292 Shit! 186 00:13:46,282 --> 00:13:47,627 Right. Uh-huh. 187 00:13:47,630 --> 00:13:50,235 So in your world the word "comprehensive" means 188 00:13:50,238 --> 00:13:51,650 literally it's own opposite. 189 00:13:51,653 --> 00:13:54,133 When I... when I ticked the box "comprehensive" I was actually saying 190 00:13:54,156 --> 00:13:57,344 "Please get me the insurance that's not comprehensive." 191 00:13:57,872 --> 00:13:59,939 But... no, but that... you're lying. 192 00:13:59,942 --> 00:14:02,030 That... that's... no, I'm not abusing you, 193 00:14:02,039 --> 00:14:05,025 I'm just trying to articulate my frustration. 194 00:14:08,205 --> 00:14:09,618 Fuck! All I want is a little respect... 195 00:14:09,642 --> 00:14:12,583 ... why are you... are you talking to me like I'm not... 196 00:14:12,586 --> 00:14:15,708 Shh! All right. ... a... a human being now Paul, enough! 197 00:14:15,739 --> 00:14:17,482 I built a house once! 198 00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:31,031 Well, I thought I'd send you a video. 199 00:14:31,156 --> 00:14:34,484 Because, I don't know, you might watch it. 200 00:14:35,443 --> 00:14:37,040 Miracles happen. 201 00:14:37,661 --> 00:14:39,539 Oh, do you like my beanie? 202 00:14:39,717 --> 00:14:42,766 Barbara made it and, uh... took her two weeks, 203 00:14:42,769 --> 00:14:44,445 so I'm never gonna hear the end of it. 204 00:14:46,391 --> 00:14:49,757 - Uh... Oh, look, I'm the full Peter Garret... - Is that porn? 205 00:14:50,286 --> 00:14:52,160 You watching porn in a hospital? 206 00:14:52,872 --> 00:14:54,348 So inappropriate. 207 00:14:55,263 --> 00:14:58,119 - What did the doctor say? - He thinks it's broken. 208 00:14:58,628 --> 00:14:59,778 All that training... 209 00:15:01,288 --> 00:15:02,522 The X-ray guy isn't here 210 00:15:02,525 --> 00:15:05,753 so they can't do an X-ray, so they can't, like, set it. 211 00:15:05,756 --> 00:15:07,203 But they gave me this, so... 212 00:15:08,693 --> 00:15:10,714 - How long? - His daughter's in Wicked. 213 00:15:10,823 --> 00:15:13,220 - What? - Yeah. X-ray guy's daughter's in Wicked, 214 00:15:13,223 --> 00:15:16,205 which starts at 6 in Dimboola, so... 215 00:15:19,079 --> 00:15:20,079 You can go. 216 00:15:21,926 --> 00:15:22,926 Okay... 217 00:15:22,929 --> 00:15:25,244 Don't worry, I told them I did it playing netball. 218 00:15:34,521 --> 00:15:36,546 Why did you tell them that I'm your dad? 219 00:15:36,790 --> 00:15:38,470 I don't know, they would've asked 220 00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:40,932 a whole lot of fucking boring questions. 221 00:15:42,872 --> 00:15:44,928 This makes me feel really nice. You want some? 222 00:15:46,615 --> 00:15:50,440 It's kind of like, it still hurts, but... you don't care. 223 00:15:52,530 --> 00:15:53,542 Where's your real dad? 224 00:15:55,238 --> 00:15:57,124 Um... pub. 225 00:15:58,480 --> 00:15:59,975 If he's having a good day. 226 00:16:07,364 --> 00:16:08,364 Okay. 227 00:16:14,546 --> 00:16:15,726 Sorry about your... 228 00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:22,547 Bye. 229 00:16:24,475 --> 00:16:26,374 How are you gonna get your piano off my ute? 230 00:16:26,570 --> 00:16:28,661 - I'll figure it out. - Then what? 231 00:16:28,848 --> 00:16:29,973 I'll figure it out. 232 00:16:32,853 --> 00:16:34,367 I'm going to Perth, too. 233 00:16:35,045 --> 00:16:36,045 What? 234 00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:39,046 - No, you're not. - Yeah, I am. 235 00:16:39,049 --> 00:16:40,627 I'm gonna go stay at my mum for a bit. 236 00:16:40,799 --> 00:16:42,064 Your mum lives in Perth? 237 00:16:42,089 --> 00:16:44,214 Yeah, she works in the mines, in Kalgoorlie. 238 00:16:44,325 --> 00:16:47,058 - Kalgoorlie's not Perth. - Pretty close. 239 00:16:47,061 --> 00:16:49,067 - It's 600... - Anyway, I haven't seen her in 240 00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:51,546 ages and she wants to, like, reconnect or whatever. 241 00:16:51,555 --> 00:16:53,584 You can't drive to Kalgoorlie. 242 00:16:54,335 --> 00:16:55,335 Why not? 243 00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:59,498 'Cos it's 3000 kilometers across a massive weird desert 244 00:16:59,501 --> 00:17:01,605 and you've got a broken fricken thingie. 245 00:17:01,795 --> 00:17:04,450 - Well, isn't that lucky? - How? 246 00:17:04,456 --> 00:17:07,336 That the knobjockey that broke it is also going to Perth 247 00:17:07,339 --> 00:17:08,932 - and can take me, so... - Aah? 248 00:17:08,935 --> 00:17:10,027 - Yea. - No! 249 00:17:10,039 --> 00:17:13,334 - No? - No, no, no, no, no. You... you're... 250 00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:15,502 - you're a nightmare! - What? 251 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:18,795 I mean, apart from the fact that you're incredibly fricking annoying, 252 00:17:18,796 --> 00:17:22,396 - you just threatened to tell people that I'm... - A pedo? 253 00:17:22,947 --> 00:17:24,058 Jesus Christ. 254 00:17:24,081 --> 00:17:27,970 ... maybe in two weeks or so. ... stay here for... 255 00:17:28,038 --> 00:17:29,038 Nah. 256 00:17:29,467 --> 00:17:30,745 Nah? Okay. 257 00:17:32,049 --> 00:17:33,049 Nah. 258 00:17:33,764 --> 00:17:36,087 - See ya. - Hm-hmm. Whatever! 259 00:17:36,090 --> 00:17:37,587 - Bye! - Bye-bye! 260 00:17:55,197 --> 00:17:56,197 Hi, Jez. 261 00:17:56,378 --> 00:17:58,407 I had a car, like a proper car accident... 262 00:17:58,410 --> 00:17:59,706 No, I'm not asking for money... 263 00:17:59,709 --> 00:18:01,260 I'm just trying to get back to Perth. 264 00:18:01,263 --> 00:18:04,453 I... I mean, I am, but it would just be a loan for, like, five days. 265 00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:06,157 No, I'll pay you back... or a week. 266 00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:08,257 No, Patty... two, two weeks. 267 00:18:08,684 --> 00:18:09,684 Seriously. 268 00:18:09,910 --> 00:18:12,547 No, no, I'm totally fine. It was three years ago, Gemma. 269 00:18:13,265 --> 00:18:14,372 Yep. No, no, no... 270 00:18:14,443 --> 00:18:17,527 The hire car wiped out my bank account, when my car got... Mm-hmm. 271 00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:20,203 I don't remember saying it, if I did. Okay. 272 00:18:20,206 --> 00:18:21,824 Yeah, I know I still owe you money, but I just... 273 00:18:21,827 --> 00:18:24,325 No, Steph... It'll be, like, five days... Patty! 274 00:18:29,014 --> 00:18:30,014 Fuck. 275 00:18:45,819 --> 00:18:49,307 Eclipse Mobile wishes to advise that you have insufficient credit 276 00:18:49,310 --> 00:18:52,381 - to make the call. - Friggin... fuckshit. 277 00:18:54,282 --> 00:18:58,814 - No 10s or 20s. 50 or 100. - But I've only got this. 278 00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:05,128 Is there anywhere else that I can get phone credit? 279 00:19:05,143 --> 00:19:06,384 Shouldn't think so. 280 00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:15,480 For this muesli bar, please. 281 00:19:44,621 --> 00:19:47,787 Barbara made it and, uh... took her two weeks, 282 00:19:47,790 --> 00:19:49,420 so I'm never gonna hear the end of it. 283 00:19:51,430 --> 00:19:54,906 Uh... Oh, look, I'm the full Peter Garrett under here. 284 00:19:57,110 --> 00:19:58,638 But I'm feeling good though. 285 00:19:59,931 --> 00:20:02,053 Uhh, listen, love. 286 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:07,888 Been talking to the others, Lucky, and... you need to come home. 287 00:20:08,531 --> 00:20:11,759 It's been eight years and, uh... enough's enough. 288 00:20:12,795 --> 00:20:14,152 Everyone makes... 289 00:20:37,219 --> 00:20:38,700 What have you got there? 290 00:20:40,412 --> 00:20:41,859 It's a coffin. 291 00:20:44,692 --> 00:20:46,762 No, that's a piano, eh? 292 00:20:47,403 --> 00:20:50,119 - You play? - Not if I can help it. 293 00:20:50,719 --> 00:20:52,681 I used to play the oboe. 294 00:20:53,559 --> 00:20:55,865 Of all the fucking things. 295 00:20:56,295 --> 00:20:57,295 The duck... 296 00:21:01,566 --> 00:21:03,307 - Mate! - Aaah... what? 297 00:21:03,310 --> 00:21:04,310 Um... 298 00:21:05,185 --> 00:21:06,626 could I have some beers? 299 00:21:06,703 --> 00:21:09,935 - Get your own beer. - Um... I've got... 300 00:21:17,509 --> 00:21:19,362 16... 20. 301 00:21:30,031 --> 00:21:31,956 You look after your little girl. 302 00:21:32,126 --> 00:21:33,126 Next thing you know, 303 00:21:33,129 --> 00:21:36,562 she'll be 28 and she'll be blaming you for a shit life. 304 00:21:36,805 --> 00:21:38,951 And she'd be right, I suppose. 305 00:21:38,962 --> 00:21:41,169 Sorry, they're a bit warm. 306 00:21:45,243 --> 00:21:46,243 Cheers, mate. 307 00:21:53,013 --> 00:21:54,013 Ugh. 308 00:23:32,668 --> 00:23:34,027 - Mr. Flynn. - Yes? 309 00:23:34,535 --> 00:23:38,097 - Hi. Hi. - I just had a message from the radiologist. 310 00:23:38,100 --> 00:23:41,341 He forgot he was on call tonight, so he's kind of gone and gotten drunk... 311 00:23:41,529 --> 00:23:43,544 - at Wicked... - Oh. 312 00:23:43,772 --> 00:23:45,303 - ... in Dimboola. - Yeah. 313 00:23:45,306 --> 00:23:46,424 - Sorry. - Okay. 314 00:23:46,533 --> 00:23:48,955 But we have got another one coming from Bendigo, 315 00:23:48,958 --> 00:23:51,110 but she's probably at least a couple of hours away. 316 00:23:51,113 --> 00:23:52,737 - I'm really sorry. - Okay, that's great. 317 00:23:53,027 --> 00:23:54,374 I mean, that's terrible. 318 00:23:54,479 --> 00:23:56,931 But it's good that someone's coming... 319 00:23:56,934 --> 00:23:59,029 - Whe... where are you going? - I... I have... 320 00:23:59,144 --> 00:24:01,695 I'm just keeping an eye on the stuff in my ute... 321 00:24:01,698 --> 00:24:04,140 - Ah... Is that a piano? - Yeah, it's a piano. 322 00:24:04,143 --> 00:24:05,143 - Aah? - Yeah. 323 00:24:05,146 --> 00:24:06,430 - Do you play? - No. 324 00:24:06,770 --> 00:24:07,770 I mean, not at night. 325 00:24:07,855 --> 00:24:10,167 - Not at... in hospitals. - Yeah, no. 326 00:24:10,170 --> 00:24:11,529 - No, I didn't... - Didn't mean here. 327 00:24:11,532 --> 00:24:12,817 - Just meant in general. - Yeah. 328 00:24:12,820 --> 00:24:14,444 - Do you... play? - No. Yes. 329 00:24:14,447 --> 00:24:15,447 - No. Good. - No. No. 330 00:24:15,450 --> 00:24:16,850 - Okay. Night. - Good night. Thanks. 331 00:25:59,486 --> 00:26:01,491 Choccie croissant? 332 00:26:03,179 --> 00:26:05,176 - It's still warm. - Thanks. 333 00:26:06,751 --> 00:26:07,751 Uh, yeah. 334 00:26:12,139 --> 00:26:14,073 What's the diagnosis? 335 00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:16,400 It's bad. 336 00:26:17,193 --> 00:26:18,353 You're a cockwomble. 337 00:26:27,700 --> 00:26:28,828 Fractured radius. 338 00:26:30,249 --> 00:26:32,521 - Want me to sign it? - Piss off. 339 00:26:36,148 --> 00:26:38,264 I'm like your... your hay bale, eh? 340 00:26:39,677 --> 00:26:40,677 What? 341 00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:42,921 You're like that... that... that earlobe guy, 342 00:26:43,214 --> 00:26:44,351 and I'm your hay bale. 343 00:26:45,770 --> 00:26:47,520 One in a million, baby. 344 00:26:55,556 --> 00:26:57,539 By the way, you owe me 50 bucks. 25533

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