All language subtitles for The Unicorn s01e11_English

I just wanted to tell you
that Anna is coming to Ben

and Michelle's party.I'm Anna, by the way.

You're Delia's Anna?And you're Delia's Wade.

This was the most
amazing night ever.

I thought so, too.

Uh, hello.Hey.

It's gonna be
a little weird.It's super weird.

I'm really sorry
about what happened

the other day
with Grace.

That's not how I wanted
you two to meet.

Is she okay?

Yeah, she's fine. I caught her
making out with this boy

a few months back,
so we're even.

Wow, I run with a fast crowd.A very fast crowd.

[chuckles]

Aw! Sorry.
[chuckles]

Ooh, Life Savers.
Can I have an orange one?

Uh, you know what?

Take the roll.
I got to get back.All right.

Those pustules
won't pop themselves.

You know, second thought,
you take those.

All right.
Okay.

DELIA:
Aw! [chuckles]

Ah. Wow.

Things are going well, I see?Yes,

but it's tough. You know,
I'd like to see her more,

but I've-I've really
had to put on the brakes

after what happened
with the girls.

Okay, you listen to me.

She is damn near perfect for
you, and you cannot blow this.

I don't think you know
how much I have invested

in this relationship.

I know, Delia,
and-and I'm sorry.

Okay.
Wait.

Why am I apologizing to you?

Uh, Wade, what's going on
with your garage?

It's a mess.Well, it's not that bad.

Oh, it's bad.

I could hardly make it
to the fridge.

Haven't you seen Hoarders?
You could be on it.

Uh, well, I'll, uh, I'll get
to it when I have some time.

No time like the present.

BEN: Wade, she's trying
to get you to have

a yard sale so she can sell
our stuff there, too.

Well, why don't you just have
a yard sale at your house?

'Cause we can't.

The neighbors complained about
how many yard sales she has.

There's a whole thread about it
on that neighborhood app.

That neighborhood app
is a bunch of racists.

Okay, that may be true, but
they also help find lost cats.

I'll go get my own beer.

So you're just asking to have
a yard sale at my house?

How does Saturday
8:00 a.m. sound?

Really early.
Trust me,

it's a great way to make money.NATALIE: Oh, that's good,

so you can take out your
gross doctor girlfriend.

Come on, Natalie. I mean,
you haven't even met her yet.

I don't need to meet her.
She's a Gemini.

That was the last beer?

Cheers.

Dad, here's the stuff
I want to sell.

I don't play
with them anyway.

Of course you don't play with
them, they're your brother's.

This isn't.

Boy, put that stuff back.

[chuckles]

Hold on.

What are these
doing here?

I know, I know,
it's your precious vinyl,

but these are
duplicates.

You have three copies
of James Brown's

Merry Christmas Album.

But it's got 11
funky Christmas hits.

Why keep any of this
when you can just stream it?

Because streaming music
is cold and soulless.

It's like I tell
all my clients

when I'm putting in
their systems,

vinyl is tactile, the sound
is warm and present.

And listening to Digable Planets
on anything else... [chuckles]

should be illegal.

And James Brown is staying.

Next Christmas
is gonna be funky.

WADE: Hey, Nat. Come down here,
check this out.

I got a new game.
You know how I never let you

play Aggravated Assault?Yeah.

Well, uh, I realize that-that
you're not a kid anymore,

and I thought maybe
we could play and, uh,

and just kind of talk
about things, you know?

Because, lately,

we haven't really
had a chance to discuss

everything that's been going on
and, you know,

what's going on in our hearts
and how we feel and--

Oh, my God, I'm on fire.

[screaming over TV]

H-How did you do that?

That was fun, Dad.
Still hate Anna. Bye.

I mean, I tried to talk
to Natalie on her level,

but she saw through me
pretty quick.

She's just putting up a wall.

Well, yeah, 'cause she can
see that you like Anna.

Delia.
Yeah?

I've been looking
everywhere for something

to sell at this yard sale; all I
can find are these old glasses.

Okay, well, maybe
you can sell those.

Yeah. I mean, I guess I could.

They're right eye -250,
left eye +175.

I mean, that's got to fit
somebody, right?

Yeah, yeah.

Anyway, this...
nothing's gonna get better

until I can introduce
Anna to the girls.

You know, maybe you should
wait a little bit, you know,

until, you know, after...
[imitates bed squeaking]

Is that supposed
to be sex?

What-what kind of sex
are you having?Don't answer that.

Look, here's what I want to do:

I-I-I want them to meet
on neutral ground.

Let's do it here. Yeah.Really?

We'll do, like, a whole
dinner party for Anna.

Oh, Delia, thank you so much.
Oh, that would be,

that would be so great.
I-I just want something

really casual
and-and easy and-and fun.Yeah.

Oh, yeah, so fun, so casual.

Casual, easy, and fun.
That's Delia.

Hey, are you free for dinner
on Friday night?

I am, and I would love

to go on a real date,
just the two of us.

Oh, man, me, too.
Yeah.

That's not what this is.

Oh.
It's more of an
awkward staged meeting

between you
and two girls

who are determined
to hate you.

Wow. You are a hell
of a salesman.
Yeah.

I'm in. [chuckles]Uh, yeah? Okay. All right.

Yes. Yes. All right.

[giggles]

DELIA:
Addie, honey, you ready to go?

Yeah.
Okay. Wow.

Is this all the stuff
you're gonna sell?

No, this is everything
we're gonna keep.
Really?

Guys, what're you gonna do
with all this junk?

I mean, when was the last time
you even used this?

When we went to
Moonshine Mountain with Mom.

Ah. Yeah. Okay,
but what about, uh,

what about this little
tiny Minions costume?

I mean, you couldn't even
fit into it anymore.

Mom made that for me
out of an old raincoat.

Okay. Let's...
Come here for a sec.

Um, I get what you're
going through, okay?

Your dad dating Anna,
it just feels like

things are changing
really fast, right?

You want to hold on
to Mom even more,

but Mom

isn't in stuff, you know?

Stuff is just stuff.
She's not any stuff.

Stuff comes, it goes, but...

Mom's right here.

She's always gonna be
right here.

Well, I-I guess we could sell
some of this stuff.

That's the spirit.

I know you guys can do this.
Okay. All right.

Okay.Yeah?

Oh. Hi. [chuckles]

Thank you.
Couldn't bring myself to do it.

Oh, yeah. Happy to.

Uh, so, uh,
are we good for Friday?

Oh, yes. I am so psyched.Yeah, and you feel okay

about cooking
for so many people?

[laughs] I'm not cooking.
I don't cook. I'm a doctor.

You know, I got to say,
I'm really impressed

that a busy doctor like yourself
still finds the time

to order
this much food.

Well, I want things
to be special for Anna.

I know.

Is that a special log cabin
you're making out of egg rolls?

No. Oh, wait, am I?
Oh, God. I don't know.

Come on, come on.FORREST: Hey, Ben.

[children shouting, laughing]

Forrest.

Hi.So, the yard sale
is tomorrow.

Yeah...
What do you got?

Here you go.

That's it?Yep.

Oh, I, uh,
I actually found some, uh,

boxes in the back
of my closet, too.

What was in them?Other empty boxes.

Guys, I scoured

this entire house.

I-I don't own anything.

Nothing-- seriously.
Seriously, nothing.

And it made me think,
like, what am I?

I used to have hobbies
and-and interests.

Yeah?I don't know.

Have I organized myself
out of existence?

Hey, don't be so
hard on yourself.Okay, all right.

Tell me something that is
special or unique about me.

[chuckles]

Okay.

You're up.

[doorbell rings]

Hey.

Hi.Wow, you look

so beautiful. Uh...Uh, thanks. Uh...

Uh-- um, uh, yeah.Mmm.

[chuckles]

So, uh, you-you ready for this?

Uh, not at all, but
here I am, so that's...

You're gonna do great.Great.

WADE:
Hey-hey, everybody.

You remember Anna.Hey.
Hi.

Hi.Anna!

Oh, wow, what a spread.

Did you get eggplant curry?
That's my favorite.

Yes, I know, because
you were making yummy sounds

at lunch the other day,

so I looked in
the garbage can

afterwards to see what you ate.

Is that weird?

Uh, yeah.
That's very weird.

Yeah.[clears throat]
So,

are you ready
to meet the most...

The most important people
in your life? Sure.

Let's do it.

WADE:
Hey, girls? Grace,

you remember Anna.

Um, I-I do.

Hi.
ANNA:
Hi.

And-and, uh, this is,
this is Natalie.

Natalie?

Come-come on.
Come here.

ANNA: Hi. So,
um, your dad

tells me you play soccer.

Uh, yeah, she sure does,
and she's really great at it.

Yeah.
ANNA:
Cool.

Who's your favorite player?
Mine's Alex Morgan,

but that's probably just 'cause
we're both forwards, so...

Wait, you-you play?Oh, yeah.

I played soccer,
back in college.

Oh, my God, really?

Division III. We were awful.

But I scored three goals
and got four teeth kicked out.

See? These four right here.

Can you tell?

Cool.

Addie. Addie,
she got her teeth knocked out!

[laughter]

You found her weak spot.Yeah, well,

if that didn't work, I had
six puppies in my purse.

[laughs]WADE: Oh, uh,
Anna was actually

just telling me
that she really likes music.

And I know that-that

you really like music.

Wow. Yeah. I-I think
everyone likes music.

[laughs]Yeah. That was kind of rough.

Was that rough? Was it lame?It was rough.

Okay, so maybe you guys

can get together and talk
about how lame I am.

We can do that. Yeah.It's an easy topic.

Yeah.
There's lots to talk
about with that.

Is he always like this?

Kind of.Yeah?

And you're dating him
because...?[laughs]

MICHELLE:
Well, it looks like

it's going well.Yeah.

Anna and the girls might
be hitting it off.

They are, aren't they?BEN: And now

that you like her and
the girls like her,

there's nothing to
stop you and Anna

from taking things
to the next level.
Mm-hmm.

FORREST:
Yeah. [grunting]

Uh-huh.

Come on, man.Uh-huh...

Uh, excuse me.
What are you doing?

The sign says yard sale.

Oh, so you know your letters,
but you still

don't know your numbers?

It says we start at 8:00.

I'm posting about this
on the neighborhood app.

I bet you are.WADE: Please don't
make my neighbors

hate me.

No guarantees, buddy.

Here you go.

Hey, so, uh,

there's nothing standing
in the way now, right?

You and Anna?

No. No, just got to plan
the perfect moment.

MICHELLE:
Perfect moment?

Ben and I did it waiting for
waffles to pop up this morning.

You know what?
You're right.

There is no time
like the present.
Mm.

Any chance you guys
could take the girls

for a sleepover tonight?BEN: Hell yes.

Really?But if you want

to have more sex in the morning,

just shoot me a text and I'll
take the kids to breakfast, too.

MICHELLE:
And if need be,

we'll keep them all day.Guys, I appreciate it,

but I think you're
way overestimating me.

Maybe. Maybe not.BEN: Ah!

MICHELLE:
There you go.Maybe not. Maybe not.

Go get her, tiger.

These are my puzzles.Okay. Well,

I will, I get more money...DELIA: Guys,

I-I am so proud of you for
getting rid of all this stuff.

Yeah, well, you're right.It's just stuff.

Yeah, I mean,
do you really want to waste

all this wonderful space
in your house

on, like, a home yogurt maker
or Happy Meal toys?

[laughs]Or this ridiculous hat

that Jill and I got

at the county fair because
we were getting so burned.

And I can't believe she kept it.

Should we go put it
out on the table?
Yes.

That's where we're gonna
put all the stuff...Mm-hmm.

...'cause it's just stuff,
it's just stuff.

Yeah.

What is this?

Banana hanger.

What do you use it for?

You hang your bananas on it.

How much?
Two dollars.

I'll give you ten cents.No.

You serious?
Yes.

Can I use your bathroom?No.

Are you serious?

Eh.

FORREST:
Oh, man. Check
this out.

Sly and the Family Stone?

Tribe Called Quest?

Outkast?

These are great.
How much for these?

Why do you care?
You don't even own a turntable.

Yeah, but I saw one last week
at the hipster store

where I got these pants.No.

Pants and audio equipment
should be two different stores.

Yeah, but there
was a great deal.

Free trucker's hat
with every purchase.

Yeah, you're not
getting my vinyl.

Oh, come on, man.
I need a thing.

You know that.
This could be my thing.

I could be vinyl guy.Yeah.

But not with my vinyl.

[groans]

D-Did you get these
out of my fridge?

Oh, yeah. You want to buy one?

No, I don't want to buy one,
I want half your profits.

What do you have against
the small businessman?

[chuckles]

Girls, how's it going here?NATALIE:
Oh, great.

We just sold Mom's old sun hat.

Ah. Keep up the good work.[chuckles]

Really?

I mean, really?GRACE: Yeah.

I mean, we had to throw
in a beach towel, but...

Oh. Wait, the one
with the pelican on it

that we got in Hilton Head?

You were right.

I'm glad we're getting rid
of this stuff.

Yeah, right?
Feels good. So good.

Wow. Yeah. Me, too.[chuckles]

[exhales]
More stuff...

FORREST:
Hi-- hey.

Hey.
So, a little birdie

tells me that, uh,
tonight's the big night.

Uh, yeah. Yeah, it's, um,
it's the big-big night.

Sure. Sure. You remember
how to do it, right?

Hey. You asking this man if
he remembers how to have sex?

I don't know! I don't know.
I'm nervous for the guy.

Yeah.You know? I'm nervous for you.
And as soon as I heard,

I ran out
and I got you something.

What? Really?Yeah. It's nothing.

Oh, Forrest, thank you.
That's very, very sweet.

You're welcome.But I-I can get my own condoms.

Oh, okay. That's cool. I just...Thank you, though. Thank you.

I didn't know whether
you'd be embarrassed or not.

I sure was. I had to drive
all the way down to Garner

where no one knows me.

Boys, thank you so
much for your interest.

I will see you gentlemen
on the other side.

Oh, man.
Wow.

Huh.
Look at him go.

There goes a great man.

I'll give you a
buck for the mug.

Sold.

No, not sold.Okay, I'll give
you twobucks.

Great. Even better.No, nope. Nope.

Is there something I
don't know about that mug?

It's not for sale.
Did you know that,

Joan? Now you do.

Excuse me, um, yeah, you're not
gonna want that, either, no.

Oh, is it missing
a piece?

Technically, it's missing ten,
but... Jill and I still did this

every Christmas, so...
yeah, it's not for sale.

But it's a yard sale.

Just take a hike,
Jeff, would you?

Just move it along. No.

It's not for sale. What part
of that did you not get, okay?

Joan, can you
put that down?

Thank you, not yours.
Okay, um, actually, everybody?

I just want to make
a little announcement.

[whistles] Heads up.

This table
is off-limits.

Nobody touch
anything here, okay?

Because this is

not for sale.WADE: Uh, Delia?

You okay?Yeah, it's just,
this is all Jill's stuff.

WADE:
Yes.

But a wise woman once said
that-that Jill is in our hearts.

Yeah, but she's also
in this stuff.

And I want to keep it.

WADE: I know.[Delia crying]

Hey, Delia.

You can take it.GRACE: We have
a bunch of stuff

to remember her by.

You should, too.

You should.

Okay, okay.
[sniffles]

Okay, great. Yeah.Here.

[chuckles]
From New York.Oh, from New York.

What about Hamton?Yeah, yeah.
Give me that.

Hawaii.
I need that,
I need that.

Do we have a bag?
Do you guys have a bag?Yeah, we have a bag, get a bag.

Beer! Five dollars!

Uh, I got to go stop
a small businessman.

NOAH: Five dollars, right here!Uh, okay. Please do.

[Wade sighs, grunts]

What do you have
against capitalism?

70-30?

[dogs barking]

[chuckling]:
Oh, hello, doggies. Hi.

Hi. [chuckles]Wow, they really like you,

and they are very picky.Are they?

Nah, they're dogs.[both chuckling]

Ah...You know what?

That restaurant
was so nice.

Especially after
the break room.

You know what
would be, um...

great after the wine
at that restaurant?
Hmm?

More wine.
[gasps]
I can make that happen.

[chuckles]
I had a feeling.

Mmm...

Okay.Okay.

Hey, these are great.

Are these, uh...
for that giant house

they're building on Idlewild?WADE: Uh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's gonna be, uh,
it's gonna be beautiful.

I'm gonna do a,
a decomposed granite walkway

with, uh...

succulents on either side.

I can walk you
through the whole thing.

Or not.
Kind of dorky.

[chuckles] Well, so am I,
so that sounds great.

[plays single note]

[plays two notes]

[plays song]

♪

♪

Ah. The wine has arrived.

You okay?

[clears throat]
Uh, yeah. Yeah.

Uh, Jill used to...
play that piano.

Almost every night.
[chuckles]

The whole family
would-would gather round.

She used to sing.

And we would,
we would allsing.

Jill was a much better player
than she was a singer...

but...

she never let that stop her.

She never let anythingstop her.

She sounds pretty amazing.

[voice breaks]:
She really was.

Uh, I'm sorry.

[sniffles, exhales]

You're not ready
for this, are you?

I'm not.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, too.

You know, I think I'm gonna go.

Yeah.

[exhales]

[exhales]

♪

[exhales]

I was lecturing the girls
on dealing with theirgrief,

when I clearly haven't
dealt with my own.

That mug has a leak.

I don't care.Uh, how's Anna doing?

Uh, you know,
she'll be all right.

She cried a little.Yeah.

But then she got that
really sweet e-mail from you.

Then she cried a lot.

Then she told me she was going
to Botswana to fight some,

you know, Lassa fever
outbreak, so, yeah.

She's in her happy place.

Well, good-good for her.Yeah.

She's so amazing.
I'm sorry.[door opens]

But she's really great.Yeah.

Well, guys,
that was a good yard sale.

I made $630.You-- $630?

Mm-hmm. Oh.
And, Wade,

this $16 is for you,

Noah said it was your cut.Oh, I broke even.

[chuckles]Hey, Forrest?

What you got there?

These are for you.

No. You had a change of heart?I did.

No, he didn't.

I wouldn't let them
back in the house.

This is...
I have a thing.

I got a thing.

I-- Deels,
I got a thing!

Yeah, you do.I got a thing.

Congrats, Forrest.This is so cool.
Thank you.

Oh, man.
I'm vinyl guy.
Okay.

[chuckles]
This is beautiful.

I'm gonna nail it up
to the wall.Give 'em back!

Ah!

I'll be in the car.

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