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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:27,760 Just grab it with your hand and hold tight 2 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:29,720 so that it doesn't slip out. 3 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:31,920 I don't think I want to do it. 4 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:35,000 You have to, or nothing will change. 5 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:36,400 I just can't. 6 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:39,600 You can. It's no big deal. 7 00:01:39,960 --> 00:01:42,600 You want me to take matters into my own hands? 8 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:44,360 You may say so. 9 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:46,720 What will I say at the confession? 10 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:49,520 Ever heard of a Greek orgasm? 11 00:01:50,760 --> 00:01:53,440 It is about releasing anger. 12 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:57,800 -I don't know if I can handle that. -Yes, you can. 13 00:01:57,920 --> 00:02:01,000 Just let your body do the job. 14 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:06,040 -Have you done this before? -No. It's going to be my first time. 15 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:07,680 Mine too. 16 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:10,120 The first time is always painful. 17 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:15,480 Relax. 18 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:20,960 Be brave. 19 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:24,400 You slut...! 20 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:27,280 -First name? -Michalina. 21 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:31,520 -Family name? -Wislocka. 22 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:40,000 -Place of work? -Family Planning Association Clinic. 23 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:45,080 Profession? 24 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:48,200 Doctor. 25 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:51,480 -What kind of doctor? -Women's affairs. 26 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:53,440 Do you often beat up men so hard? 27 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:57,520 -Only if they beat up my patients. -So he fell down the stairs? 28 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:01,840 Enough. 29 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:08,240 Remember you did it for love. 30 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:12,120 What exactly do you offer in that clinic, citizen? 31 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:14,640 Love, officer... 32 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:16,120 love. 33 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:39,160 Listen... 34 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:42,640 Do you have any erotic fantasies? 35 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:44,480 What do you mean? 36 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:48,440 Something you'd like to do with me, or another woman? 37 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:50,400 Another woman? 38 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:54,360 Do you have a dream you're too ashamed to talk about? 39 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:59,120 We just did it. 40 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:03,640 Of course. 41 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:12,160 See, Boruta? We're never going to know. 42 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:31,040 THE ART OF LOVE THE STORY OF MICHALINA WISLOCKA 43 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:11,680 "Vulva" - no. It sounds like a disease. 44 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:14,640 "Pussy" - no. You're not a little girl. 45 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:16,880 -Vagina? -Too anatomical. 46 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:19,720 -A dumpling. -What? 47 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:21,200 A dumpling. 48 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:25,200 You're surprising me. Isn't it masculine? 49 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:27,840 That's why you need to have your book published. 50 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:28,800 Thank you. 51 00:05:29,280 --> 00:05:32,440 Girls in our publishing house are fighting for your typescript. 52 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:36,280 I've read it several times myself. I couldn't sleep for three nights. 53 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:41,400 I think I convinced them. The publisher is positive. It may work out. 54 00:05:42,520 --> 00:05:45,120 -How old are you, dear? -25. 55 00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:50,520 -So you're just getting in the heat. -I don't really drink that much, doctor. 56 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:54,160 I mean your intimate life. Have you had an orgasm yet? 57 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:57,560 You will. Take your time. 58 00:05:57,680 --> 00:06:00,880 Since we're supposed to work together, you may call me Miuka. 59 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:03,360 -Tereska. -And this is Boruta. 60 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:07,040 I'll fight for that book as much as I can, doctor. 61 00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:11,800 It's not going to be easy though. You have adversaries. 62 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:15,000 Me? Adversaries? First time I hear about it. 63 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:18,800 The Department of Culture has received ten reviews of your book 64 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:21,720 from reputable experts. All are negative. 65 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:25,840 A recurring objection regards the explicit sexual content, 66 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:29,080 and the non-academic language, quote end quote. 67 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:35,400 It is an informative book that deals with sexual issues of couples. 68 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:37,760 How could it be explicit? 69 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:42,680 -So you want to promote all this? -No. 70 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:45,120 I want to make people conscious. 71 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:48,000 Socialism is about enlightenment, isn't it? 72 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:49,520 Of course. 73 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:51,680 But this is lewd filth. 74 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:55,080 Don't you like sex? 75 00:06:56,880 --> 00:06:59,600 Relax. Everyone does it. 76 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:05,360 -But why talk about it? -Because they don't do it right. 77 00:07:07,080 --> 00:07:12,200 -I don't think I fully understand you. -I'll explain it to you. 78 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:15,480 A woman may find pleasure in sex too. 79 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:18,520 It can be more than just a marital obligation. 80 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:21,200 Aren't you pushing it too far? 81 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:23,160 Tell me honestly, 82 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:25,280 was there a single woman among the reviewers? 83 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:28,240 -No. -They're afraid. 84 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:31,360 So far the books on sex have been written by men. 85 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:33,960 The strength of The Art of Loving is its author's gender. 86 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:38,040 -So you're the strength of the book? -Yes. Do you know why? 87 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:39,120 No. 88 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:40,840 Because I see the misery 89 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:42,440 of Polish women every day. 90 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:46,000 Why am I wasting my breath? You know what I do. 91 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:47,640 Well, yes... 92 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:51,080 we know a little bit. 93 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:55,320 You lived in a triangle. 94 00:07:56,400 --> 00:08:01,120 -What does it matter? -What about the author's ethics? 95 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:03,480 Are you a priest? 96 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:06,960 We're talking about the sexual life of 30 million Poles. 97 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:10,360 It's an important part of man's life, including the socialist one. 98 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:13,520 -But talking about these issues... -About sex. 99 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:16,320 Yes, thank you! ...causes families to fall apart. 100 00:08:16,440 --> 00:08:20,400 No, you don't get it. It cements the families. 101 00:08:20,520 --> 00:08:23,520 I don't remember anyone ever bringing up the issue 102 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:28,160 of the nation's deficiency in this respect on any administrative level! 103 00:08:28,320 --> 00:08:32,720 You have no idea how many surgeries I've performed after illegal abortions! 104 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:36,080 -It's a skeleton in the closet! -Okay, we'll inform 105 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:39,720 the publishing house management about our decision. Goodbye. 106 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:42,720 Where are you from? 107 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:46,720 -What do you mean? -Where are you from? 108 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:48,480 I don't get it? 109 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:51,360 -I'm from Warsaw. -You're from a vagina. 110 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:55,760 And you weren't found in a cabbage patch either. 111 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:03,040 Did you see it? 112 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:05,160 I got sweat all over. 113 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:07,840 She's totally fucked up. 114 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:12,360 -I want no war with the Church. -Don't you like sex? 115 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:19,960 Precisely. Freeze it. 116 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:22,640 -In a triangle? -I'll tell you one day. 117 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:26,360 -Have I said something wrong again? -Not at all. 118 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:29,160 Doctor? 119 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:30,720 Doctor! 120 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:34,280 -We made it, doctor. -Did they approve? 121 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:37,720 No. It's me. Remember me? I was your patient. 122 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:41,880 I had problems with my husband. You recommended playing dress-up. 123 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:45,880 -I remember. How is it? -It's absolutely wonderful. 124 00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:49,640 You're the best. It's so pleasurable now. 125 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:54,640 My man plays on me as if on an African drum. 126 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:57,840 -Very well. -I can't thank you enough. 127 00:09:57,960 --> 00:10:01,040 -No problem, dear. Good luck. -Thank you. 128 00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:07,760 It gets boring after a couple of years of marriage, doesn't it? 129 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:12,720 LODZ, 1939 130 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:14,560 That's him. 131 00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:19,360 -Quite handsome. -He's a genius. 132 00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:20,680 A biologist. 133 00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:24,800 -Too old for you. -Not at all. 134 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:27,800 We'll be like Pierre and Marie Curie. 135 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:31,560 You know how much he's liked by the girls. 136 00:10:31,680 --> 00:10:32,960 Morons. 137 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:35,320 They know nothing about biology. 138 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:43,480 -It's so overgrown with duckweed. -Mind yours doesn't get so. 139 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:45,080 Wanda! 140 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:48,800 He's kind of still. 141 00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:53,680 I'm gonna die! He's drowned! 142 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:08,400 Is it polite to be peeping like that? 143 00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:12,120 This is Staszek. My face is a bit higher. 144 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:15,520 -I'm Stach. Hi. -Michalina. 145 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:24,280 I am Wanda. 146 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:26,480 She's my friend. 147 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,720 Don't say a word. 148 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:32,000 What's going on here? 149 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:34,640 What's going on with you, boys? 150 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:37,000 Don't scare my wife! 151 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:40,120 It's okay. Soldiers need a break too. 152 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:44,000 Take your pants off and hop in the water. No one's going to see you here. 153 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:46,800 -Don't tell anyone. -I won't. 154 00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:58,600 WARSAW, 1941 155 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,640 Wait. 156 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:13,360 Wait, Stan! 157 00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:15,400 Miuka! 158 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:17,320 Damn it! 159 00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:23,440 -You could at least pretend to like it. -We were not to lie to each other. 160 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:27,840 -You don't love me. -I do, but it never stops hurting. 161 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:33,040 But you know how much I need it. 162 00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:35,560 You could at least... 163 00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:40,840 If you had been more gentle the first time, it might not hurt so much now. 164 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,120 Tell me... 165 00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:52,160 ...are you a soul with a body, or a body with a soul? 166 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:55,720 What do you think? 167 00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:58,640 Of course I am a body that has... 168 00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:00,920 a mind. 169 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:04,480 But I am a soul, and I have no need for a body. 170 00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:07,320 The soul'll always manage without the body. 171 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:09,880 -After death. -We must be going. 172 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,960 -Really? -Do you want to eat? 173 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:20,680 Feeding lice is like the Russian roulette. 174 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:24,240 The chance of getting infected is like one to six. 175 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:26,040 Interesting. 176 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:30,520 Next one, please. 177 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:35,320 -It's really hot. -Yes. 178 00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:38,040 You've got to watch the time, 179 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:41,400 because the lab lice never know when to stop feeding. 180 00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:43,960 They keep feeding until they burst. 181 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:48,520 Yours still look miserable. They are just starting. 182 00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:51,680 I'm trying to imagine I'm somewhere else. 183 00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:55,120 Excuse me, then. 184 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:05,400 -What? Are you okay? -No. I feel like I'm drunk. 185 00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:08,600 I feel weird too. It's getting to us. 186 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:18,000 Two women are living with one academic whom they adore. 187 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:24,160 -Is he a biologist too? -Something like that. 188 00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:27,240 He has a spiritual connection with one of them, 189 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:30,680 -and sleeps with the other one. -Is that what you want? 190 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:38,200 I've missed her so much. 191 00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:41,400 You're seeing her tomorrow. 192 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:44,400 I don't remember the last time I saw her. 193 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:47,160 What do you need Wanda for? You have me. 194 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,760 We're like sisters, remember? 195 00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:54,000 Do you want me to be your learned maharajah? 196 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:55,240 Stas! 197 00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:58,600 Stas! Let me read! 198 00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:03,720 Get out! 199 00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:05,320 -What's that? -Move! 200 00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:07,840 -I'm German! This is my wife! -Out! 201 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:09,440 Get out! 202 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:18,240 -Everyone must be gone by tonight. -Yes, sir. 203 00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:19,880 What did he say? 204 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:23,120 They'll take everyone away by tonight. 205 00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:31,640 -Come with me! -Shut up, you whore! 206 00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:34,840 Let me go alone! 207 00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:45,400 I haven't called for a whore. 208 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:47,960 There are two people here by pure accident. 209 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:51,040 He's German, and she is his wife. 210 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:53,520 They shouldn't be here. 211 00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:55,400 She's pretty. 212 00:15:57,400 --> 00:16:00,080 You may see more of the pretty stuff. 213 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:03,040 It's nice you want to save your friends. 214 00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:10,600 I'll leave you my friend as a guarantee. You can kill him if I run away. 215 00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:14,800 -Yes. -Schiller. Do you like Schiller? 216 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,120 -Yes. -My favorite poet. 217 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:33,080 Unfortunately, you're barking up the wrong tree. 218 00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:36,360 Whore! 219 00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:39,040 I'm not one of them. 220 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:41,240 -Get out! -Wrong address. 221 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:45,080 I knew that faggot wouldn't like her. 222 00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:47,040 Come here. 223 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:14,280 Get up! Quick! Out! 224 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:15,920 Hurry! 225 00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:17,319 Out! 226 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:21,319 -Get out! Move! Out! -I can do it myself. 227 00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:27,079 -Everybody! Get out! -Relax, please! 228 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:37,800 Get in! Hurry! 229 00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:40,120 Wait! 230 00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:43,200 Wait, please! 231 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:47,360 -This is for you. -Me, and my wife. 232 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:52,640 -Here. -Wait. 233 00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:55,920 -You may leave. -Thank you. 234 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:23,080 -Good morning, doctor. -Good morning. 235 00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:36,760 -I need to see Doctor Wislocka. -Gosh! I only have one pair of hands. 236 00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:40,880 -Take a seat and wait. -Okay. Thank you. 237 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:57,040 -Doctor. -What? Not now. 238 00:18:58,560 --> 00:18:59,960 Give me a moment. 239 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:11,080 When can you see us, doctor? 240 00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:13,840 Relax, ladies. I'll see you all. 241 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,480 Relax. 242 00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,400 Just a moment. 243 00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:21,640 I know him. He was here with his wife last week. 244 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:26,440 She's still a virgin after two years of marriage. A terrible mismatch. 245 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,360 -Hello. -Hi. 246 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:33,160 Show me that wonder inside. 247 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:37,080 -What? -Don't be shy. I'm a doctor. 248 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:39,720 -Pull your pants down. -Relax. 249 00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:49,680 You're pretty handsome. Size doesn't matter. 250 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:52,280 What matters is imagination, and the proper technique. 251 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:55,680 -Do you know the epaulet position? -Feet here. 252 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:59,280 My colleague will explain everything. Have a chat. Man to man. 253 00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:04,360 You need to understand your vagina is not a source of pain and shame. 254 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:09,120 It's the source of power, joy, and pleasure. 255 00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:13,920 -All I want is to get pregnant. -During the orgasm, the uterus 256 00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:17,240 contracts and relaxes, and that's when fertilization is the easiest. 257 00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:20,200 So I'll get pregnant, if I enjoy myself? 258 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:22,320 From what I can see... 259 00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:27,960 ...your clitoris is pretty recessed from the vaginal ostium. 260 00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:30,440 -What? -Your clitoris. Get up. 261 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:35,880 The fold of skin with a button right below the pubic symphysis. 262 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,640 You've got a little rose there. 263 00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:41,720 Imagine a bald guy in a kayak. 264 00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:46,000 -Do you masturbate, honey? -I thought that it's unhealthy. 265 00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:50,200 What can be unhealthy about self-love. Lie down over there. 266 00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:52,640 On the side. 267 00:20:55,440 --> 00:21:00,440 Pull your knees up. Grab them with your hands. 268 00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:03,560 Contract the vaginal muscles now. 269 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:08,440 Contract, and relax. Contract, and relax rhythmically. 270 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,880 Exhale. Exhale. 271 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,480 Inhale, exhale. 272 00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:17,280 -Inhale... -I can't feel anything, doctor. 273 00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:21,120 -Do you like the Red Guitars? -I prefer jazz. 274 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,800 Great. 275 00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:25,720 Very well. 276 00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:33,760 This is what love is all about- improvising. 277 00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:39,040 Lay down! On your back. 278 00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:41,920 We'll do this in a different way. 279 00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:46,320 Comfortable? Relax, I'll put you in the mood. 280 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,800 Touch yourself down there. 281 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,480 Gently. 282 00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:57,920 Listen to the music. 283 00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:00,640 Hear the sax? 284 00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:06,200 Imagine the sax is your fingers. 285 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:09,400 Let's improvise. 286 00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:48,400 Michalina! It's about time you visited me. 287 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:50,400 Visit yourself. 288 00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:53,680 I'm not going to give up hope. One day you'll be mine. 289 00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:55,640 -We'll see. -Fine. 290 00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:03,360 -Is that enough for those tangos? -Yes. 291 00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:21,000 Hi, boys! 292 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,320 -Hi! -Geez! 293 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:35,440 you scared me! 294 00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:37,640 Hello, honey. Aren't you at the Institute? 295 00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:40,560 I've got a lot of reading. It'd do you good too. 296 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,680 I've just gotten back from the university. 297 00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:45,600 Exactly! Knowledge is not everything. 298 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:48,960 You need to learn to use it. Studies won't help you in that. 299 00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:52,400 Come here. 300 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:56,960 God, Miuka! 301 00:23:57,360 --> 00:24:01,520 -We aren't eating butter this week. -You're amazing! 302 00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:05,720 -I got you some fertilizer. -Is it fresh? 303 00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:08,040 Very much so. One hour old. 304 00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:15,520 Come here, Wanda. 305 00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:19,080 What is it? 306 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,480 Which one is bigger? 307 00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:28,360 Obviously, the one on the left. 308 00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:29,480 Precisely. 309 00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:56,240 How certain are you? 310 00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:59,560 The urine of a pregnant woman contains estrogens. 311 00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:03,640 A plant watered with it will grow faster. That's why we have two for comparison. 312 00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:05,760 -Are you sure? -Absolutely. 313 00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:08,400 We're going over it in our classes now. 314 00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:12,960 Jesus... 315 00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:14,640 Miska! 316 00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:18,400 Look what Weigl has published about typhoid. 317 00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:21,400 What are you conspiring about? 318 00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:22,920 See? 319 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,360 Our lice feeding made sense. 320 00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:32,000 -It's outdated. -How come? 321 00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:36,000 -This research is two years old. -What are you saying? 322 00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:39,720 -Where are you going? -To the hairdresser's. 323 00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:41,720 -Both of you? -Yes. 324 00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:45,560 -See what's on her head? -What's inside is what matters. 325 00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:49,240 -But you do want Wanda to look good. -Okay, okay. 326 00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:51,560 Jealous one. You too? 327 00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:58,640 Was there no butter? 328 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,080 What's that stench? 329 00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:32,000 Godparents please approach. 330 00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:39,360 Krzysztof, ego te baptismo. 331 00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:41,400 In nomine Patris... 332 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,600 Quiet. 333 00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:52,760 Krystyna, ego te baptismo. 334 00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:54,320 In nomine Patris... 335 00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:04,000 It's a girl. 336 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,840 Amen. 337 00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:32,120 Move closer to Jau, Mom. 338 00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:33,600 Stay still. 339 00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:35,200 Attention! 340 00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:37,920 We'll have a souvenir. 341 00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:40,800 Let's eat. 342 00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:45,400 The son is not only bigger, but also better-behaved. 343 00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:49,280 I don't know how Michalina is going to cope with twins. 344 00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:52,120 I guess you'll need to break up your studies. 345 00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:54,680 -Dad! Dad! -Stop drinking, Jau! 346 00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:57,040 I told you not to drink, so you won't. 347 00:29:57,160 --> 00:30:00,760 Miska must complete two years, and then she'll work with me in a lab. 348 00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:09,080 Wanda is staying with us, so she will help. 349 00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:11,400 You'll save on a baby-sitter. 350 00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:14,320 Stay out of this. Miska will manage. 351 00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:16,560 Right, Stach? 352 00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:20,160 I don't mean to impose, but I'm a bit worried about you. 353 00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:22,080 About what exactly? 354 00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:26,040 Wanda is pretty. 355 00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:27,840 Aren't you afraid... 356 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:30,720 Whatever he does, I know he loves only me, Mom. 357 00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:34,480 Women are dumb. 358 00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:37,120 They are so dumb. 359 00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:41,280 -I can't slide it in now. -You can't really? 360 00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:47,880 You're good actresses, aren't you? I was sweating all through the service. 361 00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:50,160 Not to mention the dinner. 362 00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:54,400 Thank God we all have light eyes, so we could hide it. 363 00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:56,400 If Wanda were a Negro... 364 00:30:56,560 --> 00:31:00,760 -I am a Negro in this house anyway. -A pretty cute one though. 365 00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:04,280 Give me that. 366 00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:13,560 That baptism was kind of like our wedding, wasn't it? 367 00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:16,840 Don't blaspheme, please. 368 00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:23,200 We must take an oath... 369 00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:27,800 ...that no one will ever know about it. 370 00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:30,520 Not even the children. 371 00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:33,520 Swear. 372 00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:37,200 I swear. 373 00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:47,600 -Hello. -Hi, Bozenka dear. 374 00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:49,000 Hi. 375 00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:52,720 -Come in. -Beautiful. 376 00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:57,920 You can see right away that this book was written for the patients. 377 00:31:58,040 --> 00:32:01,960 Everyone deserves the endorphins, and they should know what it's about. 378 00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:06,160 -What is it about? -About not getting spider webs down there. 379 00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:08,560 -This one is good. -No, it's not. 380 00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:12,720 -I need to make corrections. -Leave it! It's very good. 381 00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:16,240 Amazing! Pregnancy sex deserves a nice form. 382 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,600 Not like this. This way up. 383 00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:25,160 I have the feeling you don't like it. 384 00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:30,080 You say it. I can't spit it out. 385 00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:32,880 -They've withheld the printing. -Who? 386 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,600 The Culture Department of the Central Committee. 387 00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:39,600 -No, thanks, or I'll get a heart attack. -I can use one. 388 00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:47,880 Can I borrow this? 389 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:51,640 We're trying to get pregnant through the orgasm. 390 00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:55,200 -But my husband can't find that... -Clitoris. Is he looking for it? 391 00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:58,600 -Not really. -Did you tell him where it is? 392 00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:01,920 -No. -It's hard to talk about it, right? 393 00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:10,800 What do you think this is? 394 00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:12,480 A flower. 395 00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:15,720 And now it's a guidebook to your vagina. 396 00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:18,920 It's a gift for your husband. Can you see the red spot? 397 00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:23,520 -What do we know? -She was found bleeding. 398 00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:24,800 Did you have an abortion? 399 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:28,640 -It's a miscarriage. -Abortion no doubt. 400 00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:31,960 -To the operating room, quickly! -Get a drip! 401 00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:33,840 A drip! 402 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:37,080 You'll be okay. Relax, dear. 403 00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:40,040 Tea? 404 00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:43,000 A whole bucket. 405 00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:46,320 -I smell like blood. -How much did she lose? 406 00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:49,840 About two liters. She was brought in at the very last moment. 407 00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:53,040 The question is how many of them never make it on time. 408 00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:55,680 -I'll do it. -No, you've toiled enough 409 00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:58,640 -around that young'un. -Don't say that. 410 00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:02,600 18 years old like my eldest kid. 411 00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:04,600 It's not her fault. 412 00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:06,520 Whose then? 413 00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:14,400 -I'm sorry. -Don't be. Don't. 414 00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:18,520 I didn't know. 415 00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:22,520 I did it only once. 416 00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:27,639 I'm sorry. 417 00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:36,159 Fuck! 418 00:34:51,199 --> 00:34:53,159 The Culture Department? 419 00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:55,600 -Second floor. -Thank you. 420 00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:14,520 Come quick, girls. 421 00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:18,200 -Do you work here? -Doctor? 422 00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:21,680 -I need to see Siwicki. -He's not seeing anyone now. 423 00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:25,920 -It's just about a health pamphlet. -At the ministry of culture? 424 00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:30,960 Everyone here knows what you're about. They keep your book in a safe. 425 00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:34,000 Why don't they lock their dicks up in that safe. 426 00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:36,680 Krzysztof, remember, tonight at six? 427 00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:38,560 I'll be there. 428 00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:41,040 -Goodbye. -How's your wife? 429 00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:46,560 I'm glad to hear that. 430 00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:49,400 Follow me. 431 00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:58,560 The door at the end of the hall. 432 00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:01,800 You never saw me here, right? 433 00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:30,120 -Jesus! -Did you use protection, my child? 434 00:36:30,240 --> 00:36:32,120 Hold on! Come here. 435 00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:36,400 -Here. Get yourself more. -Thank you. 436 00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:39,640 What are you doing here? 437 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,720 Good afternoon. 438 00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:46,080 Relax. I know how to keep a secret. 439 00:36:46,240 --> 00:36:50,160 -I specialize in bodily pleasures. -What are you doing here? 440 00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:53,240 How can it hurt you to publish my book? 441 00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:55,000 Mrs. Wislocka, 442 00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:58,680 the Party can't take part in offending morality. 443 00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:02,560 Sex is a natural need, just like sleeping, or eating, or drinking. 444 00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:06,680 -Try to explain that to a priest. -Some kind of advice. 445 00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:08,920 I'm not your advisor. 446 00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:11,320 Let me pass. 447 00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:14,840 You could give me advice. We're stuck in a storeroom together. 448 00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:17,720 -What a mouthy broad! -When a man is mouthy, 449 00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:21,880 -they call him intelligent. -I say that if an old broad lives alone 450 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:25,000 and has never been in a normal relationship, 451 00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:27,600 then she can't know much about the art of loving. 452 00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:53,640 The antral follicle, the preovulatory follicle, the liberated ovum - 453 00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:57,720 this is all as regards the overview of the physiological symptoms 454 00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:59,680 of the menstruation cycle. 455 00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:03,440 Now to the contraceptive methods 456 00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:07,080 available on our domestic market. 457 00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:12,040 There are new interesting research findings about the so called... 458 00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:14,520 contraceptive powder. 459 00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:19,520 Well, doctoral student Wislocka seems to be pretty amused. 460 00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:24,040 If you sprinkled the bearings of your car with that powder, would it roll? 461 00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:27,040 The piston would get stuck, and the engine would blow. 462 00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:28,720 Aren't condoms better? 463 00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:31,680 Wislocka would make an outstanding car mechanic. 464 00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:37,800 This class is for undergraduates, not for post-grads. Good day. 465 00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:41,160 -I said good day. Thank you. -Okay, I'm going. 466 00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:42,600 She distracted me. 467 00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:45,920 -Good afternoon. -Professor! 468 00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:49,240 -Will you please take a look? -Now? 469 00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:52,520 I'll walk with you. Amazing, isn't it? 470 00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:55,120 Cytohormonal research. 471 00:38:55,240 --> 00:38:57,520 On identifying the phase of the menstruation cycle, 472 00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:00,160 fertility, and the menopause diagnosis. 473 00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:04,040 -The institute won't finance that. -But it's important. 474 00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:08,640 If it was about stomach cancer, or a heart disease... 475 00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:11,240 -heart attacks, you understand? -No, I don't. 476 00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:12,760 Everyone has a heart. 477 00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:15,840 But only half of society has a pussy, right? 478 00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:18,240 Professor! 479 00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:24,520 We must confirm that research in a solid way. 480 00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:28,680 -I'll get you someone to help. -Two people can't use one microscope. 481 00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:32,720 -I'll complete the research myself. -Commuting from Warsaw? 482 00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:37,280 My children are there. I work harder and more effectively than your assistant. 483 00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:41,080 -What are you doing? It's a new car! -I'm sorry. 484 00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:43,560 Assistants are stationary. 485 00:39:43,720 --> 00:39:46,960 -And you come and go like a tornado. -But... 486 00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:49,840 you need a woman researcher. 487 00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:53,960 This research is for women, and I know why I'm doing it. 488 00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:58,200 Do you like wasting your time? 489 00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:03,080 You could've spent it with your children, and your husband. 490 00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:06,320 It's because I'm a girl, right? 491 00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:35,760 I'm home! 492 00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:37,400 Mommy! 493 00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:39,920 You were supposed to be back yesterday. 494 00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:42,760 -Look, I made it myself. -Is it for me? 495 00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:47,560 Krzys got postcards yesterday, but aunt Wanda bought me nothing. 496 00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:51,240 Just take turns. Don't tell aunt you got it before dinner. 497 00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:54,840 -You slept in the lab again? -I told you not to favor Krzys. 498 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:59,240 Don't teach me how to raise children, please. Where are my tangoes? 499 00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:02,160 I'm exhausted. 500 00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:04,200 Are you leaving? 501 00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:09,200 Where are my tangos, Miska? 502 00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:10,440 Wanda? 503 00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:13,640 I'm asking where you put my tangos! 504 00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:16,640 Can you tell me what this is about? 505 00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:19,520 Wanda? 506 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:24,040 -Come, mom. -I need to talk to auntie. 507 00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:27,560 Read to them. They've been waiting for you all day. 508 00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:37,880 -I'm running important research now. -Can you hear yourself? 509 00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:41,280 We are a family, Wanda. 510 00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:45,080 You are a family. That's the point. I'm a mere addition. 511 00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:48,440 -It's always been like this. -Did you know about it? 512 00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:49,920 And you're just gonna let her? 513 00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:54,360 -Your husband has proposed to me. -Why are you dragging this out? 514 00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:58,120 You turned me down anyway. 515 00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:02,800 -You think it's a normal thing. -Nothing's normal in this house. 516 00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:04,080 Exactly. 517 00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:11,880 So you proposed to her? Bravo. 518 00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:17,320 Bravo... I've been doing it all for you. 519 00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:21,120 For yourself. You brought Wanda here because you couldn't live without her. 520 00:42:21,240 --> 00:42:23,600 You were to sleep with her and to love only me. 521 00:42:23,720 --> 00:42:25,320 Thanks a lot. 522 00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:27,560 I wanted... 523 00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:31,040 to straighten things out. Somehow... 524 00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:34,800 What about the kids? 525 00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:39,240 You have yours, I have mine. 526 00:42:42,240 --> 00:42:44,000 You want to separate them? 527 00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:47,520 They are so young. They won't understand it. 528 00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:49,240 -Krzys thinks I'm his mother! -But you're not. 529 00:42:51,720 --> 00:42:55,880 -It'll be easier for you with one kid. -We must tell them the truth then. 530 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,040 -Stach? -What? 531 00:42:57,160 --> 00:43:00,880 -Say something. -The truth is in the papers. 532 00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:02,720 It can't be done this way. 533 00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:06,080 What way? How? 534 00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:08,800 Can we go on living like this? 535 00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:12,960 I have a right to be loved too. 536 00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:16,840 To have someone who'd love only me. 537 00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:25,920 Besides, the war is long over now. New times, new life. 538 00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:30,880 Are you happy now? 539 00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:33,520 You came up with this triangle thing. 540 00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:36,720 I didn't want to lose any of you. 541 00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:40,240 You only think about yourself. You've wasted her life! 542 00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:43,440 With you I always felt like a like a schoolgirl! 543 00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:45,720 I wanted the best for you. 544 00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:49,240 By proposing to her? That wasn't part of the deal! 545 00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:53,240 You think that living with two women is a fucking paradise? 546 00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:57,000 I can't stand your blabbering, all that petty bullshit, 547 00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:59,040 and the kids always shouting! 548 00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:01,720 Those menstruations of yours at the same time! I do scientific work! 549 00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:05,920 Two's too much, right? But 36 is okay? 550 00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:08,360 -36! -What do you mean? 551 00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:10,960 I know what you keep in there. 552 00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:13,720 -Knock it off. -I'll show you. 553 00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:26,960 -In our own bed... -Miska... 554 00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:30,520 -When did you manage to fuck them all? -Please... 555 00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:33,320 They don't matter. 556 00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:35,240 We had a deal. 557 00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:38,320 You're never home. And when you are, you don't even let me touch you. 558 00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:43,320 -Didn't you have Wanda for that? -Give them back. Please. 559 00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:46,760 And if I had been more willing, would I be on these photos? 560 00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:48,480 It's not my fault you don't like doing it. 561 00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:49,920 Tell me. 562 00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:51,240 I'm sorry. 563 00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:54,120 You know I need it. 564 00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:55,640 Wanda... 565 00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:02,680 See how you're confusing me? 566 00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:13,440 -Get the fuck out! Leave! -Stop it. 567 00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:15,960 -You can't live alone. -Out! 568 00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:18,880 -Where to? -To her. Or maybe to her. 569 00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:20,640 Give me those pictures. 570 00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:24,400 If you don't leave, I'll go to the university tomorrow, 571 00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:28,880 and show these photos to your friends. They'll have a lot of fun. 572 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:32,520 Such beautiful photos of their wives! I swear I'll do it. 573 00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:38,560 Is that what you really want? 574 00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:42,320 I won't come back. 575 00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:53,920 Krzys! 576 00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:56,880 Get up, Krysia! Go on! 577 00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:59,080 Come on, Krzys! Hurry! 578 00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:00,840 Come here. 579 00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:08,040 Dad has something important to tell you. 580 00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:12,800 Remember what I say. 581 00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:19,200 Mommy is throwing Dad out of the house. 582 00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:22,600 Forever. Do you understand? 583 00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:25,720 From now on you have no father. 584 00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:28,320 Thank your mom for that. 585 00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:39,560 Don't ever try to get in touch with me. 586 00:46:48,720 --> 00:46:52,280 -Is he mad at me? -No, he's mad at me. 587 00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:04,840 I'm a good researcher. 588 00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:08,600 Don't think about the research now. 589 00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:11,520 -We will manage somehow. -I know. 590 00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:14,640 Someone will take over. 591 00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:27,560 Imagine I wanted to be like Sklodowska. 592 00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:07,120 Mom? 593 00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:11,200 Why am I going with aunt Wanda? Why's Krysia staying? 594 00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:15,720 It's not for long. Aunt Wanda will be very lonely out there. 595 00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:19,440 -You have to take good care of her. -I'll miss you, Mom. 596 00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:21,400 I'll miss you too. 597 00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:24,080 -I love you, honey. -I love you too. 598 00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:27,400 Why's Krzys going away? It's not summer holidays yet. 599 00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:30,000 Let's get on the train to Ludu. 600 00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:32,720 Wanda! We're doing a bad thing. 601 00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:35,960 You're the smart one. Any better ideas? 602 00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:41,480 -Don't make a scene. -Take good care of him. 603 00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:43,280 He is my son! 604 00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:46,280 The point is we've messed things up. 605 00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:53,240 Get on the train! 606 00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:55,800 Departing! 607 00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:02,800 I love you. 608 00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:20,720 Let's go. 609 00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:41,000 He will be heartbroken. 610 00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:44,800 Male infertility is a frequent case. 611 00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:46,360 God... 612 00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:53,480 So orgasms are not going to help? 613 00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:57,840 We'll figure something out. 614 00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:00,880 What? 615 00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:03,400 Listen, 616 00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:08,000 I have invited you to my place, so that we could talk in peace. 617 00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:09,320 Tell me... 618 00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:13,080 is your husband faithful? 619 00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:20,560 -How did you figure it out? -I know women. 620 00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:23,360 Especially those painfully tolerant. 621 00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:28,720 You love him, I understand. But a man will always manage, 622 00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:31,400 and you need to think about yourself. 623 00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:34,760 -I want a child so bad. -I know. 624 00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:38,720 -I'm always alone. -I know. Listen to me now. 625 00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:41,440 I am prescribing you 626 00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:46,480 a special unaccompanied vacation in a sanatorium. 627 00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:50,440 Dance parties, long walks, 628 00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:53,960 beautiful summer evenings, 629 00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:56,440 handsome men in kayaks... 630 00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:01,240 And beautiful memories will come as a bonus. 631 00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:07,080 I am confused, doctor. 632 00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:11,280 What are you confused about? It's a foldable gynecological chair. 633 00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:13,640 -Foldable? -I'll show you. 634 00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:20,800 The woman sits down. She lifts her legs, spreads them, 635 00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:24,320 and shows me what she's got there. That's how I examine women 636 00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:26,600 and check if they're pregnant. 637 00:51:26,720 --> 00:51:27,960 -Get it? -No. 638 00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:30,000 -Let's try it. -No! I get it. 639 00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:33,080 You're not going to get away. Go ahead. 640 00:51:33,240 --> 00:51:36,800 Legs up. You need a footrest to make the woman comfortable. 641 00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:40,360 Legs up! Do you know what my patients call it? 642 00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:42,280 -No. -An airplane. 643 00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:48,040 -Wislocka. -Come right away. 644 00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:49,920 The Security Service are confiscating books. 645 00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:51,680 On my way! 646 00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:55,920 Stay put! There's a fire in the house! 647 00:52:02,240 --> 00:52:05,920 -You have no right! -What the fuck? Who are you? 648 00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:08,280 I'm the author of this book. 649 00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:11,000 Calm down, or you won't write anything again. 650 00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:14,480 Relax, gentlemen. I'll take care of the doctor. 651 00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:16,600 -Who are they? -Department of Culture. 652 00:52:16,720 --> 00:52:19,520 -I have no other copy! -Quiet. 653 00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:25,120 Where are you pulling me to? I'll break my legs! 654 00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:31,680 -Surprise! -Are you nuts? 655 00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:33,920 They will lock you up for that. 656 00:52:34,080 --> 00:52:36,680 It's my private one. Unregistered. 657 00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:40,400 Bad girl. 658 00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:42,080 What now? 659 00:52:42,240 --> 00:52:45,280 When in fear, God is dear. 660 00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:27,600 Your Eminency. 661 00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:31,520 This is what you call a cardinal. 662 00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:35,520 How shall I address you then? 663 00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:39,920 My name is Juzef. 664 00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:42,720 You may call me 'father'. 665 00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:48,760 I know it's crazy to ask you for support, 666 00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:52,200 but I want to help common people 667 00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:56,800 not to cheat on each other, to have some fun in life. 668 00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:01,920 We also care about the common man. Especially nowadays. 669 00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:04,280 Love your neighbor as yourself. 670 00:54:08,240 --> 00:54:10,240 Do you believe in God? 671 00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:13,600 They say God is love. 672 00:54:14,160 --> 00:54:15,200 I believe in love. 673 00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:20,880 This book is about love. That's why I fight so hard for it. 674 00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:32,560 I wish I could help you. Truly. 675 00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:35,320 But I can't engage in a conflict with the Party. 676 00:54:36,720 --> 00:54:39,960 I think you understand the situation of the Church in Poland. 677 00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:46,600 They told me exactly the same thing in the Central Committee. 678 00:54:46,720 --> 00:54:49,040 They said they wanted no war with the Church. 679 00:54:49,720 --> 00:54:52,520 That's what we call 'going from pillar to post.' 680 00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:53,880 Yes. 681 00:54:55,800 --> 00:54:59,760 There is still a third pillar of authority in this country. 682 00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:03,560 -The Church is the first one. -You said that. 683 00:55:03,680 --> 00:55:06,200 The Party is the second. And the third one? 684 00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:08,360 The press is not ready for it yet. 685 00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:12,640 Excuse me. You think we're in New York, doctor? 686 00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:16,120 They'd fire me, if I did that. 687 00:55:16,240 --> 00:55:18,800 Who's going to read it? 688 00:55:20,240 --> 00:55:23,800 Millions of women in this country are waiting for something like this. 689 00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:27,040 It's clear, comprehensible, brave. 690 00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:29,120 Unfortunately, 691 00:55:29,240 --> 00:55:33,320 we already have an expert in these matters. 692 00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:36,880 Your tea. 693 00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:39,840 Thank you very much. 694 00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:41,640 -A man? -Yes. 695 00:55:41,760 --> 00:55:44,640 A gentleman. Mr. Professor. 696 00:55:45,240 --> 00:55:46,560 We could take turns in writing. 697 00:55:47,720 --> 00:55:49,520 It's a great idea. 698 00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:53,160 We could have a layer cake. 699 00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:58,280 -Do you need this tablecloth? -I don't understand. 700 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,480 I have a very good tailor. 701 00:56:02,720 --> 00:56:05,880 You perfectly fit in the sexual revolution of the youth. 702 00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,760 -Oh, no, I fit in nothing. -Why? 703 00:56:08,880 --> 00:56:12,720 Because I am the sexual revolution. And I'm coming. 704 00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:19,280 You'll meet a general tonight. Are you glad? 705 00:56:39,240 --> 00:56:42,760 Here's my lost and found. The new head of the publishing house. 706 00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:45,520 -That simpleton? -He can do a lot. 707 00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:48,880 Hurry up. God knows how long he'll stay in charge. 708 00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:51,120 I'll bear it in mind. 709 00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:53,720 Madame Michalina. 710 00:56:54,720 --> 00:56:57,800 -You're fascinating. -And you can't dance. 711 00:56:58,080 --> 00:56:59,960 I meant your writing. 712 00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:02,360 It means so much to people. 713 00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:06,560 Are you aware how much your work means to us men? 714 00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:09,960 I'm not bothered by such side effect. 715 00:57:13,280 --> 00:57:16,960 I believe your work saved 716 00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:20,560 plenty of men from complete disgrace. 717 00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:23,160 Champagne! To our doctor! 718 00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:25,160 Here we go! 719 00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:32,320 Did you know champagne and the vagina have the same pH value? 720 00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:33,880 So does beer. 721 00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:37,480 Everyone welcome the general and his wife! 722 00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:40,920 Welcome on this important night. 723 00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:43,520 I'm glad to have you here. 724 00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:46,480 And here's my surprise for you! 725 00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:50,000 Straight from the tour in GDR... 726 00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:52,080 Kamila Ptak! 727 00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:57,000 Give her a hand! This is my surprise for you! 728 00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:22,840 Thank you. I told you I had a good seamstress. 729 00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:26,840 I wonder where she gets that toilet paper. 730 00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:29,920 They are doing great in the show business. 731 00:58:30,040 --> 00:58:31,240 So it seems. 732 00:58:31,360 --> 00:58:35,160 Why do you always wear those scarfs on your head? 733 00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:37,520 It's a secret, but I'll tell you. 734 00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:44,240 Really? 735 00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:50,000 -Mrs. Wislocka? -That's right. 736 00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:52,600 I've read your book. 737 00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:55,440 You've read a book that doesn't exist? 738 00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:59,680 The whole Party is reading it. Under the table, of course. 739 00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:05,600 You don't write about everything. 740 00:59:05,720 --> 00:59:07,760 You can't cover everything. 741 00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:11,320 Publish this one, and I'll write a supplement. 742 00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:13,880 My husband is a sadist. 743 00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:18,920 I think we need to have a little chat. 744 00:59:22,120 --> 00:59:24,480 -Let's sit somewhere. -Come on, my dear. 745 00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:32,920 I thought I was the blunt one. 746 00:59:33,680 --> 00:59:36,400 An officer's wife has to be straightforward. 747 00:59:39,760 --> 00:59:41,240 What is it? 748 00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:43,920 Cigarettes. 749 00:59:45,400 --> 00:59:49,360 Doesn't look good. Do you accept such behavior? 750 00:59:50,040 --> 00:59:51,600 Some of it, yes. 751 00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:55,360 But he gets turned on, when I say no. I'm getting scared of him. 752 00:59:55,480 --> 00:59:58,280 -Don't say 'no' then. -Say 'penguin'. 753 01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:03,840 Do you find this amusing? 754 01:00:03,960 --> 01:00:06,720 Not at all, dear. I want to help. 755 01:00:06,840 --> 01:00:11,160 You need to invent a code word that'd mean you're no longer enjoying it. 756 01:00:11,280 --> 01:00:13,040 I'll tell you more. 757 01:00:13,160 --> 01:00:17,160 In an SM relationship, it is the submissive partner that dominates. 758 01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:19,560 Because it is them who set the limit. 759 01:00:26,520 --> 01:00:29,400 It's up to you how much pleasure the general gets. 760 01:00:32,800 --> 01:00:36,400 Now I understand why they are holding that book up. 761 01:00:36,520 --> 01:00:40,040 Doctor. Pardon my imposition, but you need to meet someone. 762 01:00:40,160 --> 01:00:42,480 -The head of the publishing house. -At last! 763 01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:44,680 He's in with the Central Committee. 764 01:00:46,280 --> 01:00:48,960 -Will you publish my book? -On one condition. 765 01:00:49,080 --> 01:00:51,600 -You have to dance with me. -Oh, no... 766 01:00:51,720 --> 01:00:54,400 I am a love connoisseur too. 767 01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:23,840 -Doctor Wislocka? -Yes. 768 01:02:23,960 --> 01:02:26,760 -Who are you? -A welcome committee. 769 01:02:29,240 --> 01:02:32,760 -The carriage awaits. -I won't ride in that. 770 01:02:33,320 --> 01:02:37,440 Doctor! It doesn't matter how, it matters with whom. 771 01:02:37,720 --> 01:02:39,200 Doctor! 772 01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:43,720 No need to walk! I'll take you on my lap! 773 01:02:43,960 --> 01:02:45,800 Is that an offer? 774 01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:48,200 But you are too ugly! 775 01:02:49,680 --> 01:02:53,600 I thought doctors were interested in what's on the inside! 776 01:02:53,880 --> 01:02:55,480 Do you have a uterus? 777 01:02:55,760 --> 01:02:58,240 Is that what you're looking for in a man? 778 01:02:58,360 --> 01:03:00,600 I'm here on business, sir! 779 01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:02,480 That's a shame! 780 01:03:02,920 --> 01:03:05,080 Summer's so beautiful this year! 781 01:03:40,920 --> 01:03:42,000 Thank you. 782 01:03:42,320 --> 01:03:45,480 Roman Zajcc, the manager. Welcome to our facility. 783 01:03:45,600 --> 01:03:47,560 Your office is waiting for you. 784 01:03:47,680 --> 01:03:51,360 I hope you won't have much work, so you can rest a bit. 785 01:03:51,640 --> 01:03:53,600 -Be my guest. -Out of my way! 786 01:03:53,720 --> 01:03:55,880 No running, kid! I'm sorry. 787 01:03:56,120 --> 01:03:58,400 -Excuse me, boss! -Give me a moment! 788 01:03:58,520 --> 01:04:02,360 Jurek will show you the room, and the surgery. Here, Jurek. 789 01:04:02,480 --> 01:04:04,640 Duty calls. Excuse me. 790 01:04:14,360 --> 01:04:16,160 And two... and three... 791 01:04:17,280 --> 01:04:18,560 Jumping jacks! 792 01:04:22,640 --> 01:04:26,600 Doctor! I've heard you specialize in women's problems. 793 01:04:26,880 --> 01:04:29,680 -Does everybody know? -I have a question. 794 01:04:29,800 --> 01:04:32,360 -It's a very good attitude. -May I? 795 01:04:32,480 --> 01:04:34,160 -Do you have sex? -What? 796 01:04:34,280 --> 01:04:36,160 -Do you have a boyfriend? -How do you know? 797 01:04:36,280 --> 01:04:38,960 You don't want to talk about ticks, do you? 798 01:04:39,240 --> 01:04:41,080 The point is... 799 01:04:44,680 --> 01:04:46,600 -he wants to... -Do you? 800 01:04:46,720 --> 01:04:49,080 -I'm scared. -Of sex? 801 01:04:49,600 --> 01:04:51,480 No... Of getting pregnant. 802 01:04:51,840 --> 01:04:54,040 Have you heard of contraception? 803 01:04:54,160 --> 01:04:58,360 -Yes. I heard of rubbers. -Good. Come. 804 01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:08,080 A number of conditions must be fulfilled, before we, women, can open up. 805 01:05:08,400 --> 01:05:11,480 The first time is crucial. He must be gentle, 806 01:05:11,760 --> 01:05:13,440 and you must be wet. 807 01:05:14,280 --> 01:05:18,720 Don't laugh now, to be sorry later. First, you must find a beautiful spot. 808 01:05:19,200 --> 01:05:21,280 Second, he must listen to you. 809 01:05:21,560 --> 01:05:25,200 When you're ready, that is, willing and wet, 810 01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:29,800 you must spread your legs quickly, and put a pillow under your butt. 811 01:05:29,920 --> 01:05:34,120 The first time may be painful. It depends on the kind of hymen you have. 812 01:05:34,240 --> 01:05:35,520 Was it painful for you? 813 01:05:37,880 --> 01:05:39,280 At least my husband used protection. 814 01:05:41,360 --> 01:05:44,760 Hemingway writes it's as if the ceiling came down on your head. 815 01:05:44,880 --> 01:05:48,280 As if all things got mixed up, the sky, the earth... 816 01:05:48,400 --> 01:05:51,560 And for whom the bell tolls. Artists color things up. 817 01:05:51,880 --> 01:05:55,200 -Am I supposed not to do it? -Do it, but wisely. 818 01:05:56,840 --> 01:05:58,320 Don't rush it. 819 01:05:59,240 --> 01:06:00,920 Have you ever seen a condom? 820 01:06:01,040 --> 01:06:02,200 Wait. 821 01:06:03,240 --> 01:06:04,920 Do you have condoms? 822 01:06:06,800 --> 01:06:08,080 Of course not. 823 01:06:08,200 --> 01:06:10,000 I need one for my patient. 824 01:06:10,760 --> 01:06:12,480 -I may try to find one. -Do it. 825 01:06:21,760 --> 01:06:23,720 -Why are you here? -To see the doctor. 826 01:06:23,840 --> 01:06:28,160 -Why? You're fine. -How do you know that? 827 01:06:29,160 --> 01:06:32,200 Don't sit here. Recuperate outside, please. 828 01:06:33,960 --> 01:06:35,440 You too! 829 01:06:40,720 --> 01:06:43,880 You've barely just arrived, and look what's going on! 830 01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:46,360 This is a decent facility, not a cathouse. 831 01:06:46,640 --> 01:06:49,240 -It's not Warsaw. -What are you talking about? 832 01:06:49,360 --> 01:06:53,320 You are giving condoms away to the patients. 833 01:06:54,120 --> 01:06:57,520 -Everybody knows that now. -You'd rather I gave them abortions? 834 01:06:57,640 --> 01:07:00,520 -Summer is good for love. -Not in my facility! 835 01:07:03,280 --> 01:07:06,280 Decent people come here to get treatment and unwind. 836 01:07:06,400 --> 01:07:07,640 Boss... 837 01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:17,600 Excuse me... 838 01:07:19,080 --> 01:07:23,200 -Don't forget to knock next time! -But of course. Forgive me. 839 01:07:27,440 --> 01:07:29,680 I'm sorry, dear. Get dressed. 840 01:07:36,160 --> 01:07:38,160 Thanks for saving me. 841 01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:40,480 Do you know what I told him? 842 01:07:40,760 --> 01:07:43,840 I told him you were a KGB agent. 843 01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:48,160 Maybe I am. 844 01:07:48,440 --> 01:07:51,520 -I'm not afraid of you. -Maybe you should. 845 01:07:51,640 --> 01:07:54,680 I've nothing to hide. I'm just a simple sailor. 846 01:07:54,800 --> 01:07:57,720 Are you? Is this where you sail? 847 01:07:59,120 --> 01:08:00,960 I don't sail anymore. 848 01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:05,640 -But I did get to see the whole world. -I envy you. 849 01:08:06,120 --> 01:08:10,000 I have always wanted to travel, but the farthest I got was Bialystok. 850 01:08:10,120 --> 01:08:11,760 Travelling is awesome, but it's hard life. 851 01:08:13,080 --> 01:08:14,920 One must... 852 01:08:16,760 --> 01:08:19,720 -needs to settle down one day. -Must, or needs to? 853 01:08:24,399 --> 01:08:26,040 My wife asked me to. 854 01:08:28,120 --> 01:08:31,240 It's nice of you to listen to your wife. 855 01:08:35,720 --> 01:08:38,080 -Hello, doctor! -Hello. 856 01:08:39,200 --> 01:08:42,120 But frankly... why are you here? 857 01:08:42,800 --> 01:08:46,200 -I'm trying to stay away from men. -Are you always so mysterious? 858 01:08:46,319 --> 01:08:48,319 I'm an agent after all. 859 01:08:49,720 --> 01:08:53,160 -Can I see you tonight? -Thank you for the condoms. 860 01:08:56,600 --> 01:08:57,439 Dive! 861 01:08:58,960 --> 01:09:00,640 Get in the water. 862 01:09:15,800 --> 01:09:17,840 It's so beautiful here. 863 01:09:31,600 --> 01:09:35,120 I'm sorry, doctor. Everyone needs some endorphins. 864 01:09:35,399 --> 01:09:38,680 Endorphins? Aren't you a talker. 865 01:09:40,120 --> 01:09:43,479 I need to make up for my shortcomings. You said I was ugly, remember? 866 01:09:50,920 --> 01:09:52,279 I am sorry! 867 01:09:52,520 --> 01:09:55,240 My brother and I used to compete who'd spit farther. 868 01:09:55,360 --> 01:09:56,160 Really? 869 01:09:56,960 --> 01:09:59,720 You've just met a champion. 870 01:10:03,160 --> 01:10:05,000 You're good! 871 01:10:22,960 --> 01:10:23,840 Dinner time. 872 01:10:28,200 --> 01:10:29,960 You know what they say about sailors? 873 01:10:30,080 --> 01:10:32,000 -No. -They've a woman in each port. 874 01:10:32,120 --> 01:10:35,440 But I always sent postcards to the same one back home. 875 01:10:36,040 --> 01:10:40,600 Don't tell me the only places you visited were post offices. 876 01:10:42,800 --> 01:10:45,880 -I did not say that. -Say something then. 877 01:10:48,240 --> 01:10:50,760 Every country has its own customs. 878 01:10:50,880 --> 01:10:54,080 Every temple is governed by its own rights. 879 01:10:54,800 --> 01:10:56,360 For example... 880 01:10:56,480 --> 01:10:59,440 for the Japanese, the feet are most important. 881 01:11:02,640 --> 01:11:07,400 It is a challenge to navigate a ship over endless oceans, 882 01:11:07,680 --> 01:11:09,480 or to ride a chariot, 883 01:11:09,800 --> 01:11:14,000 or face love's emotions. 884 01:11:14,320 --> 01:11:17,720 -How is it a challenge? -You're wrong on that. 885 01:11:18,080 --> 01:11:22,800 In the Far East, sex is considered a form of art. 886 01:11:22,920 --> 01:11:26,440 -What's one got to do with the other? -Sex complements love. 887 01:11:26,560 --> 01:11:30,320 The pleasure of being with the loved one is the most beautiful thing. 888 01:11:30,440 --> 01:11:32,560 There's our lost thing! 889 01:11:32,840 --> 01:11:35,720 -A welcome drink, doctor! -With pleasure. 890 01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:38,600 I have something for the captain then. 891 01:11:38,880 --> 01:11:42,800 Driven by desire, don't outrun your boo, 892 01:11:43,480 --> 01:11:46,960 and when you reach the harbor, make sure she's there too. 893 01:11:48,640 --> 01:11:50,920 Wojtek, my dear, time to bed. 894 01:11:51,840 --> 01:11:55,000 Seems like we managed to inspire you after all. 895 01:11:56,360 --> 01:11:59,880 A finesse rider is saying goodnight to you. 896 01:12:01,920 --> 01:12:05,120 See, doctor? The nation's hungry for knowledge. 897 01:12:05,400 --> 01:12:08,880 Tell us more about your travels, captain. 898 01:12:10,880 --> 01:12:14,440 Tantra. It teaches you how to reach ecstasy 899 01:12:14,920 --> 01:12:16,680 -without touching the partner. -How come? 900 01:12:20,800 --> 01:12:23,800 A couple is looking in each other's eyes. 901 01:12:24,080 --> 01:12:26,120 They breathe deeply. 902 01:12:27,600 --> 01:12:30,360 And by contracting their muscles... 903 01:12:30,480 --> 01:12:34,240 I do have to send my patients to sanatoriums. It's mighty inspiring. 904 01:12:34,520 --> 01:12:37,280 -Why don't you write a book? -Who'd read it? 905 01:12:37,880 --> 01:12:40,440 -I would. -Me too. 906 01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:44,560 -What might the title be? -Why not something classical? 907 01:12:51,320 --> 01:12:53,200 The Art of Loving. 908 01:12:53,480 --> 01:12:54,880 I don't know. 909 01:12:55,800 --> 01:12:57,920 Let's drink to art then! 910 01:13:14,520 --> 01:13:16,440 You scared me. 911 01:13:20,640 --> 01:13:24,200 Now you have no choice but bathe with me. 912 01:13:25,640 --> 01:13:28,560 Oh, no. I don't bathe with strangers. 913 01:13:32,120 --> 01:13:33,560 Jurek. 914 01:13:36,640 --> 01:13:38,160 Michalina. 915 01:15:41,160 --> 01:15:43,480 You broke the curtain. 916 01:15:47,080 --> 01:15:48,880 Good morning. 917 01:15:51,400 --> 01:15:53,160 Morning, dear. 918 01:15:56,320 --> 01:15:57,840 What is it? 919 01:16:00,200 --> 01:16:01,960 Can you sew things? 920 01:16:02,080 --> 01:16:04,520 I can't even sew a button on. 921 01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:16,640 If you want to be a sex guru... 922 01:16:17,880 --> 01:16:20,120 you need to look like one. 923 01:16:20,400 --> 01:16:23,040 -Look. -I hate skirts. 924 01:16:24,760 --> 01:16:28,400 Wanna hide those legs from the world? 925 01:16:28,680 --> 01:16:30,080 Such a waste. 926 01:16:34,840 --> 01:16:36,280 Look... 927 01:16:37,520 --> 01:16:40,080 Look how beautiful you are. Just look. 928 01:16:51,320 --> 01:16:53,920 I need to get back to my patients. 929 01:16:54,760 --> 01:16:56,480 Tough luck. 930 01:16:58,880 --> 01:17:01,120 I can find a minute though. 931 01:17:14,360 --> 01:17:17,280 I'll be dead! I'm going to miss the bus! 932 01:17:24,720 --> 01:17:25,760 Stop! 933 01:17:31,360 --> 01:17:33,000 Good morning! 934 01:17:38,960 --> 01:17:40,120 Come with me. 935 01:17:40,440 --> 01:17:41,680 Stay with me. 936 01:18:11,480 --> 01:18:15,600 You know where you can shove your review of my book for the Central Committee? 937 01:18:16,160 --> 01:18:19,640 In these clothes you look like Maryla Rodowicz. 938 01:18:19,960 --> 01:18:22,240 Not like a serious academic. 939 01:18:22,720 --> 01:18:25,280 You hate competing with a woman. 940 01:18:25,400 --> 01:18:30,640 No one is interested in what you've written in there. 941 01:18:30,760 --> 01:18:32,880 It's cheap porn. 942 01:18:40,720 --> 01:18:42,840 -Boar. -Slut. 943 01:18:44,920 --> 01:18:46,160 Ladies first. 944 01:18:46,440 --> 01:18:49,400 Good morning, chief! So nice to see you! 945 01:18:52,560 --> 01:18:56,000 Jadzia! Let me see my correspondence. Good morning. 946 01:18:56,320 --> 01:18:59,080 -Morning. The whole of it? -Everything. 947 01:18:59,600 --> 01:19:01,800 -There you go. -Don't you sort it? 948 01:19:01,920 --> 01:19:05,320 -Why should we? -To know which ones are for whom. 949 01:19:05,560 --> 01:19:07,760 These are for you. These are for the others. 950 01:19:07,880 --> 01:19:10,040 All of this? I'll be dead. 951 01:19:11,560 --> 01:19:13,520 These are slurs. 952 01:19:14,560 --> 01:19:17,480 -And these are thank you letters. -And these? 953 01:19:17,880 --> 01:19:20,440 -Requests for advice. -Hold it. 954 01:19:26,880 --> 01:19:31,360 Insufficient lubrication of the vagina causes excessive friction of the penis 955 01:19:31,480 --> 01:19:36,280 and diminishes the comfort of the copulation. The problem arises... 956 01:19:36,400 --> 01:19:40,080 -Professor... Professor! -Yes? 957 01:19:40,200 --> 01:19:44,360 -What would you advise this girl to do? -Her boyfriend should use his tongue. 958 01:19:44,480 --> 01:19:45,880 Excise me? Easy! 959 01:19:46,000 --> 01:19:48,320 What are you doing? 960 01:19:48,440 --> 01:19:51,840 -There you go! -Are you nuts? What are doing? 961 01:19:51,960 --> 01:19:53,200 What is it? 962 01:19:53,480 --> 01:19:54,600 Go ahead, read it. 963 01:19:59,800 --> 01:20:02,040 "You old hag, be ashamed of yourself. 964 01:20:02,160 --> 01:20:05,920 You should be hanged for your filth. Aren't you afraid of God?" 965 01:20:06,040 --> 01:20:09,120 These are the results of your pseudo-scientific work. 966 01:20:09,240 --> 01:20:10,960 Excuse me! 967 01:20:11,920 --> 01:20:16,920 Here are the thankyou letters. The slurs are scattered on the floor. 968 01:20:17,040 --> 01:20:20,000 -I confused them. -No problem, dear. 969 01:20:21,240 --> 01:20:24,160 And nobody gives a shit about you. 970 01:20:24,440 --> 01:20:25,920 -Coffee, sir? -Not now. 971 01:20:26,200 --> 01:20:29,120 -An interview Wednesday at 9:00. -Very well. 972 01:20:29,240 --> 01:20:31,920 -At 3:00... -I have no time now. Hello. 973 01:20:33,520 --> 01:20:34,640 Delicious. 974 01:20:34,760 --> 01:20:37,040 Hello, Michalina! 975 01:20:37,160 --> 01:20:40,840 -Forgive me for keeping you waiting. -Don't mention it. I got some tea. 976 01:20:40,960 --> 01:20:44,600 You're having a whole book printed in a newspaper? 977 01:20:44,720 --> 01:20:46,000 In pieces? 978 01:20:46,800 --> 01:20:49,280 Sienkiewicz published his "Trilogy" in pieces too. 979 01:20:49,400 --> 01:20:51,240 Doctor has a modern approach. 980 01:20:53,840 --> 01:20:57,080 It may help, or be ultimately annoying. 981 01:20:57,560 --> 01:21:01,000 -No risk, no champagne. -I like champagne. And I've got a bottle. 982 01:21:01,120 --> 01:21:03,880 I thought you had friends in the Central Committee. 983 01:21:04,000 --> 01:21:06,000 I happen to have that too. 984 01:21:06,760 --> 01:21:09,640 But it doesn't mean the comrades will dance to my tune. 985 01:21:09,760 --> 01:21:13,160 -They can't block us out more. -I wouldn't be that sure. 986 01:21:15,280 --> 01:21:16,360 Okay. 987 01:21:17,240 --> 01:21:18,760 I'll get us an appointment. 988 01:21:20,520 --> 01:21:23,000 -Nice curtains. -Nylon. 989 01:21:23,120 --> 01:21:26,200 For me it's a softcore book for married couples, 990 01:21:26,320 --> 01:21:29,360 so that they stopped bashing each other's faces. 991 01:21:29,640 --> 01:21:33,000 That's the way I see it. That's how I want to sell it. 992 01:21:33,280 --> 01:21:35,200 And it'll sell like hotcakes. 993 01:21:35,600 --> 01:21:38,000 The Ministry of Internal Affairs will be happy 994 01:21:38,240 --> 01:21:41,040 as people will be fucking, instead of fighting. 995 01:21:41,360 --> 01:21:42,800 Please, Christian. 996 01:21:43,080 --> 01:21:46,840 They fuck in a shower here. They make pillow fights. 997 01:21:46,960 --> 01:21:51,360 They live in cramped rat holes. Where else can they fuck? 998 01:21:51,480 --> 01:21:55,200 -On a couch with the mother-in-law? -Is it a sexual criticism 999 01:21:55,320 --> 01:21:56,800 of the socialist construction sector? 1000 01:21:58,320 --> 01:22:00,520 Doctor? Doctor! 1001 01:22:03,120 --> 01:22:05,120 You can't go in there, citizen! Stop! 1002 01:22:05,520 --> 01:22:07,320 The very author is controversial. 1003 01:22:08,200 --> 01:22:10,600 Yes, she is controversial. 1004 01:22:11,920 --> 01:22:12,760 Explain. 1005 01:22:13,480 --> 01:22:17,520 She is not a noble professor who will explain these matters, 1006 01:22:17,840 --> 01:22:19,680 in an in-depth manner, 1007 01:22:19,800 --> 01:22:22,200 that is, a scientific one. 1008 01:22:22,320 --> 01:22:26,640 But she is a conscientious academic with a doctoral degree, 1009 01:22:26,760 --> 01:22:30,600 and achievements. One waits six months in line to get to her. 1010 01:22:30,720 --> 01:22:34,000 -Let's not talk about lines. -Dr Wislocka has the content 1011 01:22:34,120 --> 01:22:37,080 of her book published in pieces anyway. 1012 01:22:37,320 --> 01:22:38,240 What? 1013 01:22:38,520 --> 01:22:41,600 -Impossible. -Yes. In a women's magazine. 1014 01:22:41,720 --> 01:22:44,360 You can't arrest that book! 1015 01:22:44,480 --> 01:22:45,880 Leave the lady alone! 1016 01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:49,600 It's for you too, gentlemen. Are you doing so good at home? 1017 01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:54,040 It's a user's manual, don't you get it? 1018 01:22:54,920 --> 01:22:56,360 What are you about? 1019 01:22:57,640 --> 01:22:59,840 About hierarchy. 1020 01:23:00,120 --> 01:23:03,360 -The hierarchy of values. Good day. -Please... 1021 01:23:06,040 --> 01:23:08,720 I just had to say something. 1022 01:23:11,600 --> 01:23:13,760 Some conscientious academic. 1023 01:23:14,680 --> 01:23:20,200 You are a bit undiplomatic, Michalina. 1024 01:23:21,520 --> 01:23:24,200 -Why did you storm in there? -It was a mistake. 1025 01:23:24,320 --> 01:23:28,920 -She got overwhelmed by emotions. -You were supposed to watch her. 1026 01:23:29,040 --> 01:23:32,920 I'm really sorry. I don't know what wrong you did in the past. 1027 01:23:33,200 --> 01:23:34,920 Unfortunately... 1028 01:23:37,560 --> 01:23:39,920 But I think they'll let it pass. 1029 01:23:44,600 --> 01:23:46,520 Let's not forget about the censorship though. 1030 01:23:50,360 --> 01:23:51,800 Well... 1031 01:23:52,480 --> 01:23:54,280 There's one more issue. 1032 01:23:54,720 --> 01:23:56,200 The word... 1033 01:23:59,080 --> 01:24:01,200 "phallus" that often appears in the book. 1034 01:24:01,320 --> 01:24:04,320 -Would "dick" be better? -We'll find something. 1035 01:24:04,440 --> 01:24:06,840 -"Penis"? -Beautiful and so biological. 1036 01:24:06,960 --> 01:24:08,640 And proud. 1037 01:24:11,320 --> 01:24:12,600 Right. 1038 01:24:14,080 --> 01:24:15,520 About these pictures. 1039 01:24:16,280 --> 01:24:17,480 Are they bad? 1040 01:24:17,880 --> 01:24:21,200 Definitely too large. They have a bad influence on imagination. 1041 01:24:21,520 --> 01:24:22,920 Damn it! 1042 01:24:23,400 --> 01:24:27,680 -They look like blots. -They'll look like post stamps. 1043 01:24:30,560 --> 01:24:31,920 Listen. 1044 01:24:32,920 --> 01:24:37,520 -What if she's white, and he's black? -Don't say anything more, please. 1045 01:24:37,800 --> 01:24:41,160 -Just don't say anything this time. -Okay, I won't. 1046 01:24:41,280 --> 01:24:44,320 -Not a single word. -I said I won't. 1047 01:24:47,160 --> 01:24:48,560 Hello. 1048 01:24:50,920 --> 01:24:51,960 Here's the deal. 1049 01:24:52,080 --> 01:24:55,800 The conditions for publishing The Art of Loving are as follows: 1050 01:24:55,920 --> 01:24:59,000 the volume shall be 10 000 copies. 1051 01:24:59,120 --> 01:25:02,320 The Department of Culture agreed on 100 000. 1052 01:25:02,440 --> 01:25:06,840 It'll say 10 000 in the book. People can't think it's a popular topic. 1053 01:25:06,960 --> 01:25:10,040 On the cover there should be an illustration 1054 01:25:10,160 --> 01:25:12,760 of a couple wearing wedding outfits. 1055 01:25:13,040 --> 01:25:16,360 A talented photographer has processed a photo 1056 01:25:16,480 --> 01:25:19,240 according to our guidelines. I'm sure you'll like it. 1057 01:25:21,800 --> 01:25:23,200 Do you like it? 1058 01:25:23,480 --> 01:25:24,920 It's interesting. 1059 01:25:25,560 --> 01:25:28,560 As for the illustrations inside the book. 1060 01:25:28,840 --> 01:25:30,840 I got this from you. 1061 01:25:31,120 --> 01:25:33,680 Sadly, it's not good. 1062 01:25:34,800 --> 01:25:38,120 It's a Negro with a white woman. 1063 01:25:39,480 --> 01:25:40,640 Why? 1064 01:25:40,760 --> 01:25:43,520 Being black doesn't make him a Negro. 1065 01:25:43,640 --> 01:25:46,320 Who is he then? A chimney sweeper? 1066 01:25:46,440 --> 01:25:49,720 It was about a contrast between... 1067 01:25:50,000 --> 01:25:52,120 We're not racist. 1068 01:25:52,680 --> 01:25:56,360 Finally, we're crossing out several minor fragments about sex games. 1069 01:25:56,480 --> 01:25:59,040 -Which ones? -We'll consider that. 1070 01:25:59,320 --> 01:26:01,120 -Which ones? -The chapter on orgasms. 1071 01:26:01,840 --> 01:26:02,840 No! 1072 01:26:02,960 --> 01:26:04,760 Do you want to have this book published? 1073 01:26:04,880 --> 01:26:07,800 But orgasms are crucial! It is a key chapter! 1074 01:26:07,920 --> 01:26:12,960 Let's have a calm conversation. Everyone can have an orgasm. 1075 01:26:13,080 --> 01:26:14,240 Every man, yes! 1076 01:26:14,360 --> 01:26:18,120 Why is the woman's orgasm more important than the man's? 1077 01:26:18,240 --> 01:26:20,400 Boleslaw and I are for equality. 1078 01:26:20,680 --> 01:26:23,880 You put women on tractors, and you think it's enough! 1079 01:26:24,000 --> 01:26:28,680 -Doctor! Let's have a conversation. -There's nothing to converse about. 1080 01:26:29,640 --> 01:26:32,720 There's no "Art of Loving" without orgasms! 1081 01:26:33,000 --> 01:26:35,040 -There is not! -But... 1082 01:26:40,640 --> 01:26:41,560 Miska! 1083 01:26:41,880 --> 01:26:44,560 What are you doing? Get back there at once! 1084 01:26:44,840 --> 01:26:48,840 Can't you see what they are up to? They want to destroy everything. 1085 01:26:49,120 --> 01:26:52,240 -Even our love. -You said there are happy girls 1086 01:26:52,360 --> 01:26:55,720 -without orgasms. -Yes, orgasm is a metaphor. 1087 01:26:55,840 --> 01:27:00,160 -You said closeness mattered! -All should have the right to have them, 1088 01:27:00,280 --> 01:27:03,440 -and to know how to have them. -You want to give up? 1089 01:27:03,560 --> 01:27:05,840 I won't take part in the castrating of my book. 1090 01:27:07,960 --> 01:27:13,200 Have you ever thought about me, and that I'm doing my best to see it through? 1091 01:27:13,520 --> 01:27:16,400 Can you hear yourself? Go ahead with your life. 1092 01:27:16,520 --> 01:27:19,520 Go for a walk, make love with your boyfriend. 1093 01:27:20,320 --> 01:27:22,560 Sometimes you need to compromise in life. 1094 01:27:23,120 --> 01:27:26,880 I've compromised many times. You think it did me any good? 1095 01:27:56,520 --> 01:27:59,920 Greetings from Lubniewice. Have you finished writing your masterpiece? 1096 01:28:00,040 --> 01:28:02,320 The nation's waiting. When shall we go to India? Captain. 1097 01:28:05,120 --> 01:28:06,280 Are you here? 1098 01:28:09,400 --> 01:28:11,040 Are you here? Hello? 1099 01:28:12,040 --> 01:28:13,560 I'm here, darling. 1100 01:28:19,640 --> 01:28:21,760 You're so dressed up. 1101 01:28:22,360 --> 01:28:23,720 What did you expect? 1102 01:28:24,520 --> 01:28:27,520 It's the capital city after all. 1103 01:28:52,800 --> 01:28:55,040 You need to come more often. 1104 01:28:56,080 --> 01:28:58,440 I almost started to forget you. 1105 01:29:02,040 --> 01:29:03,720 Well, Miuka... 1106 01:29:07,000 --> 01:29:09,200 I'm inundated with work. 1107 01:29:12,280 --> 01:29:15,280 -Did you know I took over the facility? -Don't say. 1108 01:29:17,160 --> 01:29:21,160 Get ready, boss, because you'll have loads of work when I come. 1109 01:29:24,000 --> 01:29:27,160 I'm going there with my wife this year. 1110 01:29:28,320 --> 01:29:29,800 So what? 1111 01:29:31,080 --> 01:29:33,080 And with our daughter. 1112 01:29:39,640 --> 01:29:41,200 Miska... 1113 01:29:45,880 --> 01:29:47,880 I want to be with you. 1114 01:29:50,080 --> 01:29:51,040 So do I. 1115 01:29:52,760 --> 01:29:56,280 We can't do it at the expense of my child though. 1116 01:30:05,920 --> 01:30:07,800 You said you loved me. 1117 01:30:09,480 --> 01:30:10,400 I do. 1118 01:30:16,640 --> 01:30:18,800 I'll figure something out. 1119 01:30:19,680 --> 01:30:22,120 There's nothing to figure out. 1120 01:30:27,040 --> 01:30:28,480 Miska. 1121 01:30:34,640 --> 01:30:36,280 Where are you going? 1122 01:30:38,960 --> 01:30:41,040 Where I won't lose my mind. 1123 01:30:48,480 --> 01:30:49,800 Krzys? 1124 01:30:51,440 --> 01:30:53,560 What are you doing here? 1125 01:30:58,840 --> 01:31:00,920 I'm not going back to Ludu! 1126 01:31:01,680 --> 01:31:05,000 -You have to go back home. -My home is here! 1127 01:31:05,600 --> 01:31:08,360 You can't stay here, honey! 1128 01:31:09,040 --> 01:31:12,240 -Why? -Aunt Wanda loves you so much 1129 01:31:12,360 --> 01:31:15,680 -that she must be going crazy now. -But you are my mom! 1130 01:31:17,920 --> 01:31:20,520 -Please, mom. -Mom's never at home anyway! 1131 01:31:20,640 --> 01:31:23,120 -You wouldn't get to see her. -Krysia! 1132 01:31:23,240 --> 01:31:24,800 Isn't it true? 1133 01:31:24,920 --> 01:31:28,280 I do spend a lot of time at work, but I'm doing my best. 1134 01:31:29,080 --> 01:31:33,040 Wanda's husband doesn't want me. He says you abandoned me. 1135 01:31:34,720 --> 01:31:37,040 It's not like that at all. 1136 01:31:39,640 --> 01:31:41,080 Listen. 1137 01:31:43,960 --> 01:31:48,520 We just don't have any money. I have to work around the clock, and it's 1138 01:31:48,640 --> 01:31:52,040 -barely enough for the two of us. -I know everything! 1139 01:31:52,400 --> 01:31:55,040 -What do you know? -You know what. 1140 01:31:55,840 --> 01:31:58,760 -What is it about, mom? -Mom is not my mom. 1141 01:31:58,880 --> 01:32:00,960 Aunt Wanda is. 1142 01:32:01,720 --> 01:32:03,160 Mom? 1143 01:32:03,480 --> 01:32:07,760 I'm sorry. I wanted to tell you earlier. Krzys! 1144 01:32:09,080 --> 01:32:10,680 Krzys! 1145 01:32:11,160 --> 01:32:12,960 Open the door! Krzys! 1146 01:32:14,000 --> 01:32:16,680 Let's talk! I know it shouldn't have been like that! 1147 01:32:16,800 --> 01:32:18,480 Leave me alone! 1148 01:32:18,720 --> 01:32:20,920 Am I yours for sure, mom? 1149 01:32:22,640 --> 01:32:26,760 You both are. It doesn't matter at all, because I love you! 1150 01:32:29,000 --> 01:32:30,760 Krzys, please. 1151 01:32:51,080 --> 01:32:52,320 Come. 1152 01:33:48,800 --> 01:33:50,280 Miska... 1153 01:33:52,600 --> 01:33:55,360 You could've sent me a telegram. 1154 01:33:56,280 --> 01:33:57,480 Damned post. 1155 01:35:12,480 --> 01:35:13,480 It's hot. 1156 01:35:13,600 --> 01:35:16,400 No need to go to Cuba. Lubniewice will do. 1157 01:35:16,520 --> 01:35:17,880 True. 1158 01:35:22,720 --> 01:35:25,800 The facility has changed since last year, hasn't it? 1159 01:35:25,920 --> 01:35:29,200 -I don't think so. -Maybe a bit. 1160 01:35:29,320 --> 01:35:32,320 I have all those visions in my head. 1161 01:35:32,440 --> 01:35:37,520 -Yes, Jurek has wonderful ideas. -Are you here for long, doctor? 1162 01:35:37,800 --> 01:35:41,880 -It's just a short spontaneous visit. -No way. You must stay. 1163 01:35:42,000 --> 01:35:45,200 -Will you get her a room upstairs? -But of course. 1164 01:35:45,320 --> 01:35:49,600 -No need. I'll get some suntan, and go. -You must stay. Definitely. 1165 01:35:49,720 --> 01:35:53,680 There are only old yentas around here. I've no friends. Please! 1166 01:35:54,080 --> 01:35:56,760 Your wife has convinced me, Jurek. 1167 01:35:57,240 --> 01:36:00,400 -Let's go for a smoke. -I don't smoke. 1168 01:36:00,520 --> 01:36:02,600 You'll keep me company. 1169 01:36:10,800 --> 01:36:12,880 Can I have this dance, boss? 1170 01:36:13,000 --> 01:36:14,400 Of course... 1171 01:36:17,200 --> 01:36:20,200 All the best to you! May you live 100 and more! 1172 01:36:26,960 --> 01:36:28,840 It's a beautiful place. 1173 01:36:32,640 --> 01:36:34,760 Did your husband stay in Warsaw? 1174 01:36:35,240 --> 01:36:37,640 -I'm divorced. -For how long? 1175 01:36:38,200 --> 01:36:40,000 Long enough. 1176 01:36:42,640 --> 01:36:44,000 Ela. 1177 01:36:44,640 --> 01:36:45,600 Miska. 1178 01:37:00,280 --> 01:37:04,800 -Doesn't Jurek miss the sea? -You mean adventures and girls? 1179 01:37:05,480 --> 01:37:08,960 Whatever he'd do, I know he loves only me. 1180 01:37:11,280 --> 01:37:12,400 Excuse me. 1181 01:37:12,680 --> 01:37:14,320 My daughter's woken up. 1182 01:38:31,680 --> 01:38:33,640 I'll get it! 1183 01:38:37,160 --> 01:38:38,000 Krysia! 1184 01:38:38,280 --> 01:38:40,800 What are you going to do with these things? 1185 01:38:40,920 --> 01:38:44,160 Throw them away. It's just some childhood junk. 1186 01:38:49,640 --> 01:38:51,880 You got packed so quickly. 1187 01:38:52,000 --> 01:38:54,640 I'm not going to America. 1188 01:38:57,280 --> 01:38:58,760 -Hi -Hello. 1189 01:38:59,880 --> 01:39:02,640 -Good morning, madam. -Good morning. 1190 01:39:03,960 --> 01:39:05,800 Stop smoking. It's unhealthy. 1191 01:39:06,080 --> 01:39:08,840 I'll get the bags, and I'll wait outside. 1192 01:39:11,640 --> 01:39:13,840 -Goodbye. -Bye. 1193 01:39:18,240 --> 01:39:21,040 Now what? You'll leave me all alone. 1194 01:39:21,160 --> 01:39:24,200 You've always been alone, mom. 1195 01:39:45,240 --> 01:39:47,520 Hey! Michalina! 1196 01:39:48,680 --> 01:39:49,680 Ela? 1197 01:39:50,840 --> 01:39:52,720 You're in Warsaw? 1198 01:39:53,280 --> 01:39:55,840 -We moved here. -How's Jurek? 1199 01:39:57,720 --> 01:39:59,160 He's dead. Didn't you know? 1200 01:40:02,040 --> 01:40:03,320 How come? 1201 01:40:03,600 --> 01:40:05,960 He went back to sea. He couldn't stand it here. 1202 01:40:06,080 --> 01:40:09,280 He was away for almost a year. His heart... 1203 01:40:10,960 --> 01:40:13,080 He had a strong heart. 1204 01:40:13,920 --> 01:40:16,960 I'm sorry. I know it must be hard for you. 1205 01:40:19,520 --> 01:40:21,120 Michalina! 1206 01:40:23,200 --> 01:40:24,840 Michalina... 1207 01:40:27,280 --> 01:40:28,560 Hello. 1208 01:40:28,680 --> 01:40:30,400 Come in, my child. 1209 01:40:38,120 --> 01:40:40,120 I've come to thank you. 1210 01:40:42,720 --> 01:40:44,400 Oranges. 1211 01:40:48,520 --> 01:40:51,200 A warm evening in the sanatorium? 1212 01:40:51,720 --> 01:40:53,640 It'll be a great kid. 1213 01:40:54,080 --> 01:40:55,280 Seems like a boy. 1214 01:40:56,000 --> 01:40:59,440 -How do you know? -Boys always push forward, 1215 01:40:59,720 --> 01:41:02,800 and girls like to hug to their mothers. 1216 01:41:03,680 --> 01:41:06,800 -It's kicking. Can you feel it? -I can. 1217 01:41:08,280 --> 01:41:10,000 I'm so happy. 1218 01:41:10,280 --> 01:41:11,160 Thank you. 1219 01:41:12,320 --> 01:41:14,760 I need to repay you somehow. 1220 01:41:15,000 --> 01:41:17,480 Can I do something for you? 1221 01:41:17,760 --> 01:41:19,160 Thank you, dear. 1222 01:41:19,480 --> 01:41:23,120 I guess only comrade Gierek could do something for me now. 1223 01:41:41,240 --> 01:41:44,120 The whole bottle of soda went in. 1224 01:41:44,440 --> 01:41:48,360 God told Adam and Eve to go and multiply. 1225 01:41:48,720 --> 01:41:51,920 I've delivered hundreds of newborns, and you know what? 1226 01:41:52,040 --> 01:41:53,880 There's nothing more wonderful. 1227 01:41:54,000 --> 01:41:56,600 But the very act of love is equally beautiful. 1228 01:41:56,720 --> 01:42:00,560 I encounter women's reluctance to have sex every day. 1229 01:42:00,680 --> 01:42:03,840 Be it virgins, or married women. Do you know why? 1230 01:42:04,680 --> 01:42:07,680 Because they fear getting pregnant. It is a serious problem. 1231 01:42:07,800 --> 01:42:12,360 We want kids, but it's best for everyone, if we decide when it'll happen. 1232 01:42:12,480 --> 01:42:14,680 That's what contraception is for. 1233 01:42:15,400 --> 01:42:18,000 People have managed without it for thousands of years. 1234 01:42:18,480 --> 01:42:21,200 And so they have without running water, medicines, 1235 01:42:21,320 --> 01:42:24,120 tractors, or electricity. It's no argument, doctor. 1236 01:42:24,240 --> 01:42:27,680 -God is my shepherd... -I understand your stance, doctor. 1237 01:42:27,800 --> 01:42:30,920 Contraception will cause your profits to dwindle. 1238 01:42:31,600 --> 01:42:35,440 One more thing! Sex can be as mundane as taking out garbage! 1239 01:42:35,720 --> 01:42:38,000 But it can also be as beautiful as a prayer! 1240 01:42:38,800 --> 01:42:40,720 That's too much! 1241 01:42:41,320 --> 01:42:43,280 Calm down! 1242 01:42:43,960 --> 01:42:46,960 Calm down! Please, go back to your seats. 1243 01:42:47,080 --> 01:42:50,360 If Gierek tried dressing up with his Stasia he wouldn't be afraid 1244 01:42:50,480 --> 01:42:53,400 -of The Art of Loving. -Maybe it didn't work out, 1245 01:42:53,520 --> 01:42:55,560 and so they hold the book up. 1246 01:42:56,200 --> 01:42:57,560 Wait, ladies. 1247 01:42:58,640 --> 01:43:00,840 All culture girls are precious. 1248 01:43:01,360 --> 01:43:05,400 -Who has power over this situation? -Besides the Political Bureau 1249 01:43:05,640 --> 01:43:09,040 and the Central Committee it's the Ministry of Culture. 1250 01:43:09,160 --> 01:43:12,960 Or someone at the top. In the militia, or the military. 1251 01:43:13,240 --> 01:43:17,120 -Do we know anyone like that? -I don't know everyone. 1252 01:43:17,240 --> 01:43:20,560 They are my patients, but I don't know whose wives they are. 1253 01:43:21,200 --> 01:43:24,600 The Security Service. They know everything. They'll help us 1254 01:43:24,720 --> 01:43:28,200 -sieve through those names. -Don't overestimate them. 1255 01:43:35,440 --> 01:43:36,280 Hello. 1256 01:43:36,800 --> 01:43:39,280 Is it the meeting about The Art of Loving? 1257 01:44:03,560 --> 01:44:05,120 What's going on? 1258 01:44:06,120 --> 01:44:08,960 -A strike. -What fucking strike? 1259 01:44:11,400 --> 01:44:15,640 You know why I'm here. I'm not leaving without it, you sad paper-pusher. 1260 01:44:15,760 --> 01:44:18,360 Or would you rather we called my husband? 1261 01:44:18,880 --> 01:44:20,760 I really want you... 1262 01:44:22,720 --> 01:44:24,400 to publish this. 1263 01:44:31,440 --> 01:44:34,160 -We said "Yes"... -You cut out the crucial chapters! 1264 01:44:34,280 --> 01:44:36,560 -Let's not split hairs! -Then don't! 1265 01:44:36,680 --> 01:44:38,000 Honey... 1266 01:44:46,840 --> 01:44:49,000 -What about Paris? -Screw Paris! 1267 01:44:49,120 --> 01:44:51,000 You don't care about Paris? 1268 01:44:51,520 --> 01:44:52,960 You don't? 1269 01:44:53,440 --> 01:44:54,960 I want that book. 1270 01:44:56,160 --> 01:44:57,480 The whole of it. 1271 01:44:58,040 --> 01:45:00,000 You know she's crazy. 1272 01:45:01,040 --> 01:45:03,840 But the Party will have a new member thanks to her. 1273 01:45:04,840 --> 01:45:08,040 With the emphasis on... "member". 1274 01:45:10,920 --> 01:45:12,160 A boy? 1275 01:45:14,800 --> 01:45:17,000 -See how he's pushing forward. -A son! 1276 01:45:19,400 --> 01:45:21,600 What are you doing here, you punk? 1277 01:45:26,520 --> 01:45:27,880 Are you betting? 1278 01:45:28,400 --> 01:45:30,000 Gold for you, ma'am? 1279 01:45:32,560 --> 01:45:36,520 Michalina Wislocka, The Art of Loving. 1280 01:45:36,800 --> 01:45:40,200 -Where did you get it? -From under the counter. 1281 01:45:40,880 --> 01:45:43,680 -Is it any good? -Exquisite, ma'am. 1282 01:45:44,360 --> 01:45:47,680 Wislocka! It's for the young, good lady! 1283 01:45:48,000 --> 01:45:51,720 You're dumb, and you'll stay this way! If you had read it instead 1284 01:45:51,840 --> 01:45:55,600 of just looking at the pictures, you'd know sex is good at any age! 1285 01:45:55,880 --> 01:45:57,520 The later, the better! 1286 01:45:57,800 --> 01:46:02,480 The whole uncut Art of Love! All the pictures, all the pages! 1287 01:46:03,200 --> 01:46:05,480 -I have the whole book here. -Excuse me. 1288 01:46:05,600 --> 01:46:08,280 500! Would you like one? 1289 01:46:08,600 --> 01:46:10,600 -How much? -500. 1290 01:46:10,720 --> 01:46:12,720 With the original drawings. 1291 01:46:12,840 --> 01:46:14,000 Naturally! 1292 01:46:14,120 --> 01:46:15,480 Come! 1293 01:46:15,600 --> 01:46:19,440 Only here will you get the whole illustrated "Art of Loving"! 1294 01:46:39,200 --> 01:46:42,480 Teresa? I'm at the Ruoycki Bazaar. 1295 01:46:42,800 --> 01:46:46,240 -You wanted that book out. -Everyone's reading it. 1296 01:46:47,440 --> 01:46:51,440 It's a leak from the printing works. We didn't know how to tell you. 1297 01:46:51,560 --> 01:46:55,080 -I'm so sorry, Miska. -What are you sorry for, dear? 1298 01:46:55,600 --> 01:46:58,360 It's the most beautiful day in my life. 1299 01:46:59,040 --> 01:47:00,360 Thank you. 1300 01:47:18,560 --> 01:47:21,520 I have the feeling you have not read The Art of Loving, 1301 01:47:21,640 --> 01:47:25,200 because if you had read it, you wouldn't be so enthusiastic, 1302 01:47:25,320 --> 01:47:26,960 as love is really hard work. 1303 01:47:31,400 --> 01:47:35,160 I once thought the body had nothing to do with love. 1304 01:47:35,280 --> 01:47:37,560 Now I find it hard to believe how dumb I was. 1305 01:47:37,840 --> 01:47:39,880 Both the body and the soul 1306 01:47:40,440 --> 01:47:44,560 are necessary to learn to love yourself and another person. 1307 01:47:44,680 --> 01:47:47,280 That's why I wrote that book. 1308 01:47:48,200 --> 01:47:50,760 It's a manual on how to use love. 1309 01:47:51,080 --> 01:47:55,400 My dream is that after reading my book 1310 01:47:56,840 --> 01:48:01,040 you wanted to cuddle to your partner, and give yourself a little joy. 1311 01:48:01,160 --> 01:48:03,200 Everyone is bothered by a question, 1312 01:48:03,320 --> 01:48:07,240 whether this book is based on the author's actual experience. 1313 01:48:07,360 --> 01:48:09,640 Was there a specific man involved? 1314 01:48:11,640 --> 01:48:13,560 Let me tell you this, 1315 01:48:13,680 --> 01:48:16,320 a blind person won't write a book on colors. 1316 01:48:50,320 --> 01:48:52,160 You didn't say goodbye. 1317 01:48:54,040 --> 01:48:55,560 I couldn't. 1318 01:48:58,640 --> 01:49:00,320 We'll be together again. 1319 01:49:02,480 --> 01:49:04,400 I know, but not now. 1320 01:49:07,080 --> 01:49:10,640 -You're not leaving me? -Jurek... 1321 01:49:11,400 --> 01:49:13,800 Could anyone leave you? 1322 01:50:32,280 --> 01:50:33,760 THE ART OF LOVING 1323 01:50:34,760 --> 01:50:38,960 In 1997, doctor Michalina Wislocka was granted the Order of Polonia Restituta. 1324 01:50:39,080 --> 01:50:41,440 She died of heart problems at the age of 84. 1325 01:50:41,560 --> 01:50:44,960 Published in 1976, The Art of Love became a bestseller 1326 01:50:45,240 --> 01:50:46,920 with seven million copies sold. 1327 01:50:47,040 --> 01:50:50,000 40 years later an updated 13th edition of the book was published. 1328 01:52:53,680 --> 01:52:58,160 There's no book like that in Poland written in such a simple language. 1329 01:52:58,440 --> 01:53:04,200 As some claimed, it was a book for housewives. 1330 01:53:04,320 --> 01:53:08,400 But I wanted every housewife to understand it. 1331 01:53:08,720 --> 01:53:11,480 I wanted every woman to get my message. 1332 01:53:11,760 --> 01:53:14,920 Nobody ever told women about sex in such a way, 1333 01:53:15,040 --> 01:53:19,880 how to live, cuddle, or experience pleasure. 1334 01:53:20,000 --> 01:53:22,240 Nobody told them about the basics. 1335 01:53:22,360 --> 01:53:25,120 Or the men, because the book is for them too. 1336 01:53:25,640 --> 01:53:28,000 They all read it under the table. 1337 01:53:28,720 --> 01:53:32,280 It was banned, but you could find it everywhere. 1338 01:53:32,920 --> 01:53:35,800 Most of all, it became a point of ambition for women 1339 01:53:36,080 --> 01:53:40,600 to have the book published. It was a good story for a movie. 1340 01:53:41,600 --> 01:53:43,840 But for them, there'd be no book. 1341 01:53:44,600 --> 01:53:47,760 The women had the book published for me. 1342 01:53:47,880 --> 01:53:50,520 I had moments of weakness in this tough fight. 1343 01:53:50,800 --> 01:53:55,560 There was a fierce fight to get the book published. 1344 01:53:55,680 --> 01:53:59,120 They didn't like it at all. 1345 01:53:59,400 --> 01:54:01,320 They felt threatened by it. 1346 01:54:01,440 --> 01:54:04,640 And so my patients got me most support. 1347 01:54:04,920 --> 01:54:08,120 They kept me going at the moments of weakness. 1348 01:54:08,720 --> 01:54:11,080 I published a book about love. 1349 01:54:11,200 --> 01:54:15,920 It is also about children and family life. 1350 01:54:16,200 --> 01:54:20,680 I've always cared about women and men. 1351 01:54:21,560 --> 01:54:25,080 Especially about women, because they're forever underdogs. 1352 01:54:25,200 --> 01:54:28,040 Emancipation won't change it. 1353 01:54:30,880 --> 01:54:36,440 I believe women finally understood they have a right to be women, 1354 01:54:36,560 --> 01:54:39,920 to express their desires, to feel different emotions. 1355 01:54:40,960 --> 01:54:44,680 There were different stages. There was a family planning clinic. 1356 01:54:44,800 --> 01:54:49,640 Earlier, there was a youth clinic, where I distributed condoms 1357 01:54:49,760 --> 01:54:51,600 and got stygmatized for that. 1358 01:54:51,760 --> 01:54:54,600 I do have some achievements. 1359 01:54:54,760 --> 01:54:58,000 But a human being is like a book. 1360 01:54:58,200 --> 01:55:00,240 No experience, no story. 1361 01:55:00,680 --> 01:55:03,200 Experiences make up a person, 1362 01:55:03,360 --> 01:55:06,920 and make them able to help others. 1363 01:55:07,080 --> 01:55:12,880 I wouldn't be who I am without my life experience. 1364 01:55:14,120 --> 01:55:15,920 Isn't it enough? 1365 01:55:16,040 --> 01:55:18,120 You'll wear the old lady out. 1366 01:55:20,680 --> 01:55:23,600 I'm sweating by this fire. 1367 01:55:23,800 --> 01:55:25,920 Subtitles: Agata Deka 117138