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Have you nearly finished in there,
Norma?
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Yeah. Almost done. Won't be long.
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Listen, I'm happy to help
you get out if you're struggling.
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No, no. I'm fine.
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Listen, I wish you wouldn't
lock the door.
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If you did slip trying to get out of
the bath, what am I supposed to do?
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Oh, don't be so stupid.
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(PHONE RINGS)
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Hi, Jules.
Hi, how are you?
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Yeah, not bad. You? Yeah, good. I'm
just checking that we're still on.
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Yeah, one o'clock, isn't it?
Is that still OK with you?
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Yeah, that works for me.
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All right. And listen,
do you want a lift there or are you -
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Don't worry.
I'll just make my own way there.
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All right. I'll see you there, then.
All right. Bye.
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Yeah, looking forward to it.
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Yeah, me too. OK. Bye.
See you.
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Reckon this Jules
could be the one, then?
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Don't know. We'll find out, won't we?
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Change everything, this.
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What's she's doing in there?
Stop worrying.
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You know your hands go wrinkly,
when you're in the bath, don't you?
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Yes. It's to give you better grip,
isn't it?
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Her hands were wrinkly
before her bath.
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So in effect she's got
double the grip.
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Climb the walls like a spider
if she wanted to.
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Norma, you all right?
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So here's another one.
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What would you rather,
be really sticky all over
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so that every time you
touch something, it sticks to you.
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Or, you're really itchy.
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So like you're constantly
wanting to scratch
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but then when you scratch it,
it doesn't go away.
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What level of stickiness
are we talking about?
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Is it just a little bit? Is it
like when you have an orange and -
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No, it's much stickier than that.
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So I'm basically
like a six-foot slug.
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I'm just sweating glue.
Not really a slug.
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You're stickier than a slug.
It's like you're superglue.
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Which one are you going to go for?
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So I don't know if I'm the sort
of person that you're looking for.
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But I was just wondering if maybe
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we should spend
a bit more time together
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to figure out if we want
to take it any further.
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Yeah, yeah. I'm up for that. Yeah.
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Yeah, sort of get to know
each other. It makes sense.
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Doesn't it, Norma?
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Well, obviously I'll be meeting
a few more carers
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before I make my decision.
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What are the chances of that?
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Eh? I mean,
when I was thinking earlier
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about how getting a carer in
could change your life,
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I just meant in terms of freeing
you up, do you know what I mean?
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Giving you time to get out there
and meet other women.
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It didn't even cross my mind
that she could be the one for you.
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And do you know what's really good?
She can't leave you, can she?
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She can't walk out on you
like Zoe did,
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because she's got responsibility to
look after Norma. It's a win win.
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I think that went really well.
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Like I said, I don't think you'll
find a better carer than Jules.
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We'll see.
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Hey, Norma! Do you want me to
set up another meeting with Jules
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so you can get to know her
a bit more?
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No.
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I don't think she's the one.
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I do.
Yeah, but she's not for you, is she?
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What was all that
"Would you rather" nonsense?
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It wasn't nonsense.
It's a brain exercise, she said.
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Get you thinking differently.
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There's nothing wrong with my brain.
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I just need a little help
here and there.
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Anyway, I set up a meeting
with another carer.
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Which one?
Ruby.
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I took her off the list because
she looks too young to be your carer.
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Yeah, but she looks like fun.
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Anyway, we're going to meet
in the park. Course you are.
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Probably where she
normally hangs out at her age.
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We're meeting in the park cos I told
her I enjoy spending time there.
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(LAUGHS)
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Ooh, I have an idea.
OK.
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A quick way
to get to know each other.
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We ask each other any question.
Nothing is off limits, OK?
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Do you want to go first?
OK. Erm...
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Your first kiss. Who was it with?
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I was in primary school,
doing a cross-country race
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and suddenly I see this boy,
Joey Debono. Super-hot guy.
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We run into the woods together
and have a kiss.
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And you know what, Norma,
I still managed to win bronze.
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Of course.
Now your turn.
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Yanni Zimmerman
on the banks of the East River.
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Ooh! Was he a good kisser?
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Well, I think so, but
I was afraid of getting pregnant.
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What, from the kiss? (LAUGHS)
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Aw!
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Oh, your turn, Karl.
Who was your first kiss with?
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Oh, he'd be no good at kissing.
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His mouth was always
full of biscuits. (LAUGHS)
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Yeah, good one, Norma. Funny that.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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So Paul says, "Really?"
So funny. Just hilarious.
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So how long have you
been living with Karl for?
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Well, actually, he lives with me.
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Oh, Norma, what a wonderful home.
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It's just like Antiques Roadshow.
I love old things.
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Well, this is the living room.
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Oh, look! You look so pretty.
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Well, that was taken
when I was a dancer.
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Ooh.
And who do you think that is?
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Is it...is it Karl?
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Yes.
Oh, Karl!
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You look so handsome with hair.
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Oh, I'll grow it back, then.
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Norma, I'm going to go to work.
See you later, yeah?
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You know what pisses me off?
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She didn't even need a carer.
You were doing fine.
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Just because she's got a few
qualifications.
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Is that it? Is that what
makes her better than you?
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What's your job now?
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Just been relegated to be
Norma's driver.
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Next right.
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Yeah, I know. Yeah.
And the next left after that.
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Yeah, I know where it is.
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Why do they do that?
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You've been driving for about
20 minutes without any directions.
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Suddenly we get close
to the destination.
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He starts chipping in,
telling you which way to go.
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Great, isn't it?
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Norma doesn't think you're up to it.
Now your passengers don't trust you.
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Oh, hi, Karl.
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I found shitloads of these
everywhere.
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Are you keeping them
for a competition or something?
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No. What are you doing?
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Norma asked me
to do some tidying up.
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You've got a bit
of a sweet tooth, don't you? Yeah.
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Listen, this is my room.
Don't come in here.
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You're here to look after Norma.
Out of bounds, this.
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Whatever you say, boss.
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TV: The baby chick pesters
its mother for food and attention.
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But it is not alone.
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An older chick, born three minutes
before, is also hungry.
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It reveals a dark side
and attacks its sibling.
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I hate this.
I wish they wouldn't show us this.
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It's not going to end well. You
can tell by the presenter's voice.
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He's setting up a death here,
isn't he?
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Definitely gonna be dead
in a minute, that.
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Pisses me off. The fella
who stood there filming it,
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why didn't he just step in and help?
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Chuck it a bit of bread,
that's all it needs.
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Give it a bit of energy, give
it a kick-start and it'll be off.
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They say they're not allowed.
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They have that argument about
you can't interfere with nature.
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But what are they doing?
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The fact that they're there, filming
this, is interfering with nature.
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So what difference does it make?
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That's all humans do anyway. We're
constantly interfering with nature.
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Heart transplants,
kidney transplants.
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There's even talk about
head transplants.
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What's that if it's
not interfering with nature?
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Seems like that's all we've
evolved to do, isn't it, humans?
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That's Ruby.
How do you explain what she's doing
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if she's not interfering?
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Hello, Cookie Monster.
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Right, I think I'm done now.
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See you, then.
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There's some food left
in the fridge.
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Just needs to be heated up.
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Anything nice?
Fish pie.
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Just so you know,
I'm not a fan of fish pie.
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It's not for you, silly.
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Like you said,
I'm here to take care of Norma.
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You all right, Norma?
Ruby woke you up?
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It's OK.
Ah, Ruby, you're still here.
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Look, before you go.
I want you know,
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I've decided
I'd like to take you on full time.
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Oh, that's wonderful, Norma.
Well, I'd love that.
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Karl, would you give Ruby a lift?
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Well, brilliant.
Well, I'm ready now.
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I'm trying to watch this.
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Karl. In a minute.
I'll just watch this.
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I just want to see the end
bit of this.
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Oh, it's just around the corner.
Yeah, I know.
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Next on the left.
I know where it is.
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I'll see you tomorrow, then.
See you.
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I'll come round at ten
and take Norma to the doctor's.
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You don't have to come so early.
I can run her.
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Are you sure? Yes, I'm sure.
I've been taking her for ages.
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OK. Well, have a good night, then.
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Will do.
You got any plans?
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You know, just the usual, you know,
taking care of Norma and that.
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You've done your six hours.
I'll do the rest.
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Bye.
See you.
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Norma told her you don't like
fish pie. That's why she made it.
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Fish pie.
Not even proper pie, is it?
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These are proper pies, look.
Steak, beef, chicken.
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No fish pie. No-one wants fish pie.
It's not even proper pie.
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It's just like fish with mash.
No pastry.
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And they call it fish pie.
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And what's Ruby going on about,
saying you've got a sweet tooth?
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You haven't got a sweet tooth.
It's a sweet tongue.
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It's your taste buds
that like the biscuits.
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She's meant to be medically trained.
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Hasn't got a clue
how the human body works.
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Clueless.
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For fuck's sake! Where did it go?
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(HORN BLARES)
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Stop messing about
with the biscuits, will you?
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Like a smackhead!
Just concentrate on the driving.
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Ruby is not going to be happy
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that you've got rid
of the old doorknobs.
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She liked the original features.
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If she wasn't here I wouldn't need
to replace these with ones that lock.
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She thinks she's it, don't she?
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Did you hear her talking to Norma
about that race she won?
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She only got a bronze.
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Mind you, I've never won
anything, have I?
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I'd rather win nothing
than a bronze.
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I mean, gold's good.
Silver's all right but bronze?
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All the hard work you put in,
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all the training,
getting up early and all that.
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And if you come third, you basically
win a doorknob for your efforts.
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Not worth it.
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I'd prefer to get a gift voucher.
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Norma, a key for your room.
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What's that for?
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Just a precaution, now we've
got Mary Poppins knocking around.
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We don't know her from Adam.
Caught in my room earlier.
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So just lock your door, will you?
You're paranoid.
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When I grew up, we didn't have to
lock our doors.
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That's because you had
nowt worth nicking back then.
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It's unnecessary.
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Well, I think it's unnecessary that
you've taken on a full time carer.
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I thought I was doing all right
looking after you by myself.
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What are you looking for?
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Biscuits. I thought I left 'em here.
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They're in my bedroom.
Are they?
237
00:13:11,411 --> 00:13:15,087
It's all right for you to binge on
biscuits in the middle of the night.
238
00:13:16,605 --> 00:13:20,041
Have you got the key? I locked them
in there to keep them away from you.
239
00:13:20,201 --> 00:13:23,677
Come on, stop messing about. No, you
come on. I'm going to be late.
240
00:13:30,222 --> 00:13:33,258
I could be there by now if
it wasn't for you wasting time.
241
00:13:34,697 --> 00:13:38,852
You know, Ruby and I were
talking about your biscuit problem.
242
00:13:40,090 --> 00:13:41,329
What biscuit problem?
243
00:13:41,888 --> 00:13:45,164
Well, Ruby told me she used to
eat biscuits when she was unhappy
244
00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:47,361
and she thinks
you're doing the same.
245
00:13:47,521 --> 00:13:49,679
What's what she thinks is it?
All right.
246
00:13:51,396 --> 00:13:53,873
So what about the Cookie Monster,
then, in Sesame Street?
247
00:13:54,033 --> 00:13:56,071
That little fella,
what's going on with him?
248
00:13:56,191 --> 00:13:57,829
Is he depressed? Has he got issues?
249
00:13:58,748 --> 00:14:02,303
No, he just likes cookies
because he's the Cookie Monster.
250
00:14:02,463 --> 00:14:05,340
God. I'd love to know
Ruby's take on him.
251
00:14:06,738 --> 00:14:08,696
Well, I think she's got a point.
252
00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:12,811
I think what you really need
in your life is a woman.
253
00:14:19,523 --> 00:14:21,480
What's she doing here?
254
00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:24,237
I wanted her to meet my doctor.
You can wait here.
255
00:14:35,503 --> 00:14:36,662
Where is it?
256
00:14:39,419 --> 00:14:42,455
Definitely under there. You
had in your hand. You dropped it.
257
00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:44,692
It went down the side
and it's gone under there.
258
00:14:44,852 --> 00:14:46,610
It can't be anywhere else
Keep looking.
259
00:14:46,730 --> 00:14:48,887
What was all that about, anyway?
260
00:14:49,047 --> 00:14:51,404
Ruby saying I'm eating biscuits
cos I'm not happy.
261
00:14:51,564 --> 00:14:54,321
What a load of bollocks.
She's from that generation
262
00:14:54,481 --> 00:14:56,958
where everything
is blown well out of proportion.
263
00:14:57,117 --> 00:14:59,914
Honestly, in Ruby's world,
you've only got to scratch your arse
264
00:15:00,034 --> 00:15:01,592
and it's classed as self-harming.
265
00:15:01,752 --> 00:15:04,229
What about Norma, then,
saying I need a woman?
266
00:15:04,908 --> 00:15:06,986
I mean, Jules did cheer me up a bit,
didn't she?
267
00:15:07,145 --> 00:15:09,583
But that ship's well sailed,
hasn't it?
268
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,580
If I were you,
I'd forget about women
269
00:15:11,740 --> 00:15:13,738
and just have relationships
with biscuits.
270
00:15:13,857 --> 00:15:15,416
That's what I'd do. How about that?
271
00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:18,692
Tell you what you could do,
different biscuit every night of the week.
272
00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:23,566
Eh? play the field a bit, different
shapes, sizes, be a bit promiscuous.
273
00:15:23,726 --> 00:15:27,361
The one that dropped down here last
night's playing pretty hard to get.
274
00:15:27,481 --> 00:15:29,399
Got it.
275
00:15:31,636 --> 00:15:33,594
I'll save that for later.
276
00:15:33,753 --> 00:15:37,429
Just have a bit now.
Go on. I know you want to. Eat it.
277
00:15:40,146 --> 00:15:42,223
I'll pick up your prescription
around 5:00.
278
00:15:42,383 --> 00:15:45,220
It should be ready by then.
What have they put you on now?
279
00:15:45,380 --> 00:15:49,295
Oh, more pills to add to the list.
Something for my cholesterol.
280
00:15:49,455 --> 00:15:51,452
Oh, honestly, Norma,
don't worry about it.
281
00:15:51,572 --> 00:15:53,450
So many people take these.
282
00:15:53,610 --> 00:15:56,486
Yeah, but he said I'm going to
be on them for the rest of my life.
283
00:15:56,606 --> 00:15:58,604
That's all right, though, isn't it?
284
00:15:58,763 --> 00:16:00,601
Unless he's only given you
one packet.
285
00:16:00,761 --> 00:16:02,639
That's not funny.
Just joking.
286
00:16:05,795 --> 00:16:07,753
(RUBY AND NORMA LAUGH)
287
00:16:13,865 --> 00:16:16,542
She's doing my head in.
She's annoying, in't she?
288
00:16:16,702 --> 00:16:19,658
Too lively. It's like having
a puppy around the house.
289
00:16:19,818 --> 00:16:22,215
Let's have a game
of the "what would you rather".
290
00:16:22,375 --> 00:16:26,450
What would you rather,
be itchy all over, like Jules said?
291
00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:30,006
Or have Ruby within six foot
of you all day. Laughing like that.
292
00:16:32,763 --> 00:16:34,001
It's not a hard one, is it?
293
00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:37,956
Ruby's taking me out.
I'll be back later.
294
00:16:38,076 --> 00:16:39,475
You're going out again?
295
00:16:39,634 --> 00:16:41,592
It was hardly worth me
bringing you home.
296
00:16:41,752 --> 00:16:45,108
Suppose you want a lift, then,
do you? No, it's not necessary.
297
00:16:45,787 --> 00:16:47,545
I mean, you can
come with us if you want.
298
00:16:47,705 --> 00:16:50,381
Unless you have something
better to do.
299
00:16:57,533 --> 00:16:59,850
Here's one for you.
What would you rather?
300
00:17:00,010 --> 00:17:03,765
Would you rather have all
your innards, your vital organs,
301
00:17:03,925 --> 00:17:08,200
your heart, your liver, your kidneys
and all that, in a wheelbarrow,
302
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:11,636
so every time you went out, you had
to take this wheelbarrow with you.
303
00:17:11,796 --> 00:17:16,390
Or have, like, really bad toothache
all the time?
304
00:17:16,510 --> 00:17:18,468
What would you rather?
305
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:22,303
Well, I'd rather you explain
to me where Norma is
306
00:17:22,463 --> 00:17:25,060
because I thought that was
why we were meeting up again,
307
00:17:25,220 --> 00:17:27,137
so that I could get to know
Norma some more.
308
00:17:27,297 --> 00:17:30,813
I just thought it'd be good if we got
to know each other a bit first.
309
00:17:30,973 --> 00:17:34,848
Why? It's Norma who I need
to acquaint myself with.
310
00:17:35,008 --> 00:17:38,124
And to be honest, I don't think
it went that well the other day.
311
00:17:38,284 --> 00:17:41,640
It did. It went really well.
Don't worry about it. It was good.
312
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:45,475
She's just a bit indecisive,
isn't she?
313
00:17:45,635 --> 00:17:47,433
She needs some time
to get used to the idea.
314
00:17:47,593 --> 00:17:50,110
You know what old people are like,
they don't like change.
315
00:17:51,228 --> 00:17:53,186
Hi, Karl! Hey!
316
00:17:53,665 --> 00:17:55,423
Jules.
317
00:17:55,543 --> 00:17:58,340
Hi! I'm Ruby, Norma's carer.
318
00:17:58,460 --> 00:18:00,377
Race you to the bridge and back!
319
00:18:01,616 --> 00:18:04,013
So she's not THAT indecisive,
then, is she?
320
00:18:04,932 --> 00:18:08,448
You could have told me on the phone
that she'd hired someone else.
321
00:18:09,886 --> 00:18:11,844
Why am I on a pedalo with you?
322
00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:17,077
I will be charging you for my time.
323
00:18:31,899 --> 00:18:33,418
That was cringeworthy, wasn't it?
324
00:18:33,577 --> 00:18:36,134
You just paid a woman
to sit with you on a pedalo.
325
00:18:36,734 --> 00:18:39,450
I could go and pick the pills up
for Norma, couldn't I?
326
00:18:39,610 --> 00:18:42,567
Show her that I still have my uses.
Ruby said they'd be ready at five.
327
00:18:42,687 --> 00:18:44,604
No point. Let Ruby get 'em.
328
00:18:47,321 --> 00:18:49,878
That incident with Jules,
you reckon that's up there
329
00:18:50,038 --> 00:18:52,794
as one of your top five
most embarrassing moments?
330
00:18:52,994 --> 00:18:53,953
Wasn't that bad.
331
00:18:54,113 --> 00:18:56,710
Wasn't that bad?
She made you look a right a dick.
332
00:18:58,787 --> 00:19:00,265
Just eat the biscuit, will you?
333
00:19:02,623 --> 00:19:03,941
I know why you're hesitating.
334
00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:07,257
You don't want to eat it because
it's been your car seat all night.
335
00:19:07,417 --> 00:19:09,574
And it'll make you feel like
a loser if you eat it.
336
00:19:09,694 --> 00:19:11,732
But you're already a loser.
337
00:19:11,891 --> 00:19:13,569
I mean, nobody wants
to go out with you.
338
00:19:13,729 --> 00:19:16,646
Norma doesn't want you.
Ruby's nicked your job.
339
00:19:16,806 --> 00:19:19,882
You're just a biscuit-eating cab
driver. That's all you've ever been,
340
00:19:20,042 --> 00:19:22,399
That's not true.
I've done other jobs.
341
00:19:22,559 --> 00:19:25,155
I hope you're not including
being a paper boy as a kid.
342
00:19:25,315 --> 00:19:27,712
God, you are, aren't you?
If you including that,
343
00:19:27,872 --> 00:19:30,030
you might as well say
you were once a shepherd
344
00:19:30,189 --> 00:19:32,587
because you played one
in the school nativity play.
345
00:19:32,746 --> 00:19:35,623
Jesus, what a loser. Just eat
your biscuit, you soft twat.
346
00:19:35,743 --> 00:19:36,662
Oh, fuck off!
347
00:19:48,847 --> 00:19:50,805
You're having a laugh.
348
00:19:55,519 --> 00:19:57,117
What are you doing?
349
00:19:57,237 --> 00:19:58,595
I haven't got two minutes!
350
00:19:58,715 --> 00:20:00,633
Shit. She'll get there before me.
351
00:20:21,328 --> 00:20:23,206
She might have got her cross-country.
352
00:20:23,326 --> 00:20:25,163
But I know my way about.
353
00:20:25,323 --> 00:20:27,321
Even if other people
don't think I do.
354
00:20:42,902 --> 00:20:46,418
Hiya. I'm picking up
a prescription for Norma Singer.
355
00:20:46,538 --> 00:20:48,455
OK.
356
00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:51,212
What's your name?
Karl. I'm her nephew.
357
00:20:52,171 --> 00:20:55,167
Ah. I'm afraid
I can't let you collect it.
358
00:20:55,327 --> 00:20:57,964
Why not? Because it needs
to be signed for by a carer.
359
00:20:58,084 --> 00:20:59,842
Yeah, I'm her carer. I live with her.
360
00:21:00,002 --> 00:21:02,199
I'm sorry.
The name we've got is Ruby.
361
00:21:02,319 --> 00:21:03,557
Oh, right.
362
00:21:03,717 --> 00:21:06,594
Is Ruby the official carer?
Yeah. Yeah, she is, yeah.
363
00:21:08,072 --> 00:21:12,507
Hi. Hey. What are you doing here?
Feeling sick from too many biscuits?
364
00:21:12,626 --> 00:21:13,745
No. Just passing.
365
00:21:14,664 --> 00:21:17,700
Thought I'd pick up Norma's tablets
but you're here now, aren't you?
366
00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:21,056
They're not in yet. You could pick
them up at the Bramley Road branch.
367
00:21:21,216 --> 00:21:23,094
Is that far?
Not sure. To be honest.
368
00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:27,209
Bramley Road?
I know where Bramley Road is.
369
00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:29,646
Do you?
Yeah, just off Silchester Avenue.
370
00:21:32,842 --> 00:21:35,279
I could give you a lift if you want.
Oh, really?
371
00:21:36,558 --> 00:21:39,234
Oh, that would be great.
Thanks, Karl.
372
00:21:40,313 --> 00:21:43,629
I'll have to go down to Talbot Road
cos there's roadworks on Tavistock.
373
00:21:43,789 --> 00:21:45,667
I don't know how you
remember all the roads.
374
00:21:45,826 --> 00:21:47,744
Don't use satnav, you know,
it's all up here.
375
00:21:49,702 --> 00:21:52,898
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