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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,384 --> 00:00:11,302 Were you just looking at my ass? 2 00:00:11,303 --> 00:00:12,970 I know you were just looking at my ass. 3 00:00:12,971 --> 00:00:14,305 You saying you wanted to know 4 00:00:14,306 --> 00:00:15,890 what happened last week on Shameless. 5 00:00:15,891 --> 00:00:17,141 Mm-hmm. Right. 6 00:00:17,142 --> 00:00:18,684 Sure you were. 7 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:20,103 Nasty. 8 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:22,708 You're Carl. 9 00:00:22,709 --> 00:00:23,847 Yeah. Heard of me? 10 00:00:23,848 --> 00:00:26,099 This is Anne Gonzalez, assistant manager. 11 00:00:26,100 --> 00:00:29,519 Tough as nails. She keeps everybody in line. 12 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:32,522 I know you're selling vape pens to little Mexican kids. 13 00:00:32,523 --> 00:00:34,190 And I want to go into business with you. 14 00:00:34,191 --> 00:00:37,026 Remember when we first got here, we had fun together. 15 00:00:37,027 --> 00:00:38,194 All we did was bang. 16 00:00:38,195 --> 00:00:39,362 We laughed too. 17 00:00:39,363 --> 00:00:41,364 Are you dumping me? Fuck you! 18 00:00:41,365 --> 00:00:43,324 You're not dumping me. I'm dumping you. 19 00:00:43,325 --> 00:00:44,700 What'd you decide to name him? 20 00:00:44,701 --> 00:00:46,369 Freddie. My professor's name. 21 00:00:46,370 --> 00:00:47,442 Hopefully Tami likes it. 22 00:00:47,443 --> 00:00:49,568 We didn't really have a chance to discuss it. 23 00:00:49,569 --> 00:00:51,040 What about the returns? 24 00:00:51,041 --> 00:00:52,125 That's right. 25 00:00:52,126 --> 00:00:53,918 There must be tons of stuff out there. 26 00:00:53,919 --> 00:00:55,878 Yeah, well, we're not giving it away for free this time. 27 00:00:55,879 --> 00:00:56,921 - We're not? - No. 28 00:00:56,922 --> 00:00:58,047 We're gonna auction that off, 29 00:00:58,048 --> 00:00:59,333 make some money off these ingrates. 30 00:00:59,334 --> 00:01:01,717 Do you know who banged a black person in our family lineage? 31 00:01:01,718 --> 00:01:04,387 Someone from your mother's grandfather's 32 00:01:04,388 --> 00:01:06,693 side of the family had a mistress. 33 00:01:06,694 --> 00:01:08,850 - Lives down the street. - Why didn't you tell me? 34 00:01:08,851 --> 00:01:10,435 Get away from the house, Frank! 35 00:01:12,062 --> 00:01:13,382 That's why, son. 36 00:01:13,383 --> 00:01:16,315 It pisses me off I got an inheritance waiting for me, 37 00:01:16,316 --> 00:01:18,526 and Debbie's holding it hostage. 38 00:01:18,527 --> 00:01:20,696 You let women run your life. 39 00:01:20,697 --> 00:01:21,904 Mikey. 40 00:01:21,905 --> 00:01:24,997 So you're buying this shit and returning it, aren't you? 41 00:01:24,998 --> 00:01:26,534 Get out of my she shed. 42 00:01:26,535 --> 00:01:30,141 You get these back when Frank is head of the household. 43 00:01:30,142 --> 00:01:31,382 Make things right. 44 00:01:31,383 --> 00:01:33,458 What I do have are ATM cards: 45 00:01:33,459 --> 00:01:34,792 One for the each of you. 46 00:01:34,793 --> 00:01:36,444 Frank, if you want to take over 47 00:01:36,445 --> 00:01:38,296 as head of the household, please do. 48 00:01:38,297 --> 00:01:39,617 It's a shit job. 49 00:01:49,388 --> 00:01:54,061 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 50 00:01:54,062 --> 00:01:57,273 ♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪ 51 00:01:57,274 --> 00:02:00,526 ♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪ 52 00:02:00,527 --> 00:02:03,571 ♪ You were beaming once before ♪ 53 00:02:03,572 --> 00:02:06,949 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 54 00:02:06,950 --> 00:02:11,412 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 55 00:02:11,413 --> 00:02:13,789 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 56 00:02:13,790 --> 00:02:16,594 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 57 00:02:16,595 --> 00:02:19,462 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 58 00:02:28,138 --> 00:02:31,998 ♪ Round up the friends you got ♪ 59 00:02:31,999 --> 00:02:34,985 ♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪ 60 00:02:34,986 --> 00:02:38,414 ♪ You were willing once before ♪ 61 00:02:38,415 --> 00:02:42,443 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 62 00:02:42,444 --> 00:02:44,862 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 63 00:02:44,863 --> 00:02:49,242 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 64 00:02:49,243 --> 00:02:51,077 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 65 00:02:51,078 --> 00:02:55,130 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 66 00:02:56,166 --> 00:02:57,917 Today's his coronation. 67 00:02:57,918 --> 00:02:59,554 You know what that is? 68 00:03:00,337 --> 00:03:03,881 The crowning of the king. Me. 69 00:03:03,882 --> 00:03:06,384 We're drinking all day in my honor. 70 00:03:06,385 --> 00:03:09,512 Here you go. Just put it on my debit card. 71 00:03:09,513 --> 00:03:11,639 Yeah. 72 00:03:14,184 --> 00:03:15,518 Declined. 73 00:03:15,519 --> 00:03:16,727 No, that's not possible. 74 00:03:16,728 --> 00:03:18,396 My daughter just gave that to me. 75 00:03:18,397 --> 00:03:19,397 Try it again, please. Please? 76 00:03:23,110 --> 00:03:24,360 What the fuck? 77 00:03:24,361 --> 00:03:26,946 Maybe there's something wrong with the magnetic strip. 78 00:03:26,947 --> 00:03:28,433 Can you enter it manually? 79 00:03:28,434 --> 00:03:29,679 Yeah. 80 00:03:33,453 --> 00:03:34,906 - Can you lick it? - Get up on the... 81 00:03:34,907 --> 00:03:36,399 Put some elbow grease into it. 82 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:37,623 Do it real fast. 83 00:03:37,624 --> 00:03:39,174 There's a line. You got cash? 84 00:03:41,128 --> 00:03:42,586 What the fuck? 85 00:03:42,587 --> 00:03:43,922 Debbie. 86 00:03:50,012 --> 00:03:51,721 Declined? No, no, I just... 87 00:03:51,722 --> 00:03:52,763 I just activated that. 88 00:03:52,764 --> 00:03:54,640 Could you, uh... Could you just run it again? 89 00:03:54,641 --> 00:03:56,045 Thanks. 90 00:04:00,605 --> 00:04:03,691 Uh, sorry then. 91 00:04:03,692 --> 00:04:05,609 Um, I'll, uh... 92 00:04:05,610 --> 00:04:07,477 I'll put these back. 93 00:04:11,408 --> 00:04:12,742 What the fuck, Debbie? 94 00:04:15,412 --> 00:04:17,103 What the fuck, Debbie? 95 00:04:26,450 --> 00:04:28,090 Miss Gallagher! 96 00:04:28,091 --> 00:04:29,884 Miss Gallagher, just a second. 97 00:04:29,885 --> 00:04:30,968 You forgot this. 98 00:04:30,969 --> 00:04:32,970 Christine. Thank you so much. 99 00:04:32,971 --> 00:04:34,764 You see, this is why I shop here. 100 00:04:34,765 --> 00:04:36,061 The customer service. 101 00:04:36,062 --> 00:04:37,334 Come back soon, Miss Gallagher! 102 00:04:37,335 --> 00:04:38,385 I sure will. 103 00:04:39,852 --> 00:04:41,855 In thirty days or less. 104 00:04:49,237 --> 00:04:50,437 Mickey. 105 00:04:50,438 --> 00:04:52,031 What? 106 00:04:52,032 --> 00:04:53,683 How many minutes till lunch? 107 00:04:53,684 --> 00:04:54,950 Check the clock. 108 00:04:54,951 --> 00:04:56,535 I would, but your big fat fuckin' head 109 00:04:56,536 --> 00:04:58,120 - is blocking my... - So fuckin' move. 110 00:04:58,121 --> 00:04:59,538 I can't. 111 00:04:59,539 --> 00:05:00,790 I'm not allowed on your side of the cell, remember? 112 00:05:00,791 --> 00:05:02,375 It is 10:56! 113 00:05:02,376 --> 00:05:03,997 Now, was that so fuckin' hard? 114 00:05:05,125 --> 00:05:06,463 Heads up, Gallagher. 115 00:05:09,841 --> 00:05:11,428 Letter from Santa. 116 00:05:21,819 --> 00:05:23,278 It's from the parole board. 117 00:05:27,275 --> 00:05:29,068 Oh, shit. 118 00:05:29,069 --> 00:05:30,695 I have a hearing on the 10th. 119 00:05:30,696 --> 00:05:32,781 I thought I'd be here at least a year, didn't you? 120 00:05:35,972 --> 00:05:37,441 Yo, you hear me? 121 00:05:37,953 --> 00:05:39,471 I have a hearing on the 10th. 122 00:05:39,472 --> 00:05:41,038 I heard you. 123 00:05:41,039 --> 00:05:42,540 And? 124 00:05:42,541 --> 00:05:43,905 What? You got a parole meeting, man. 125 00:05:43,906 --> 00:05:44,834 Good for you. 126 00:05:48,463 --> 00:05:49,817 That's all you got to say? 127 00:05:54,136 --> 00:05:55,553 Oh, shit. 128 00:05:55,554 --> 00:05:58,347 Forgot to set the DVR to record the Sox/Cubs game. 129 00:05:58,348 --> 00:05:59,557 You gonna be playing it in here? 130 00:05:59,558 --> 00:06:00,725 Yeah. 131 00:06:00,726 --> 00:06:02,272 But the game's in six hours, Tommy. 132 00:06:02,273 --> 00:06:03,224 You got time to run home. 133 00:06:03,225 --> 00:06:04,780 Already got my beer, though, 134 00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:05,813 my stool. 135 00:06:05,814 --> 00:06:07,324 Sox/Cubs. 136 00:06:07,325 --> 00:06:08,774 That was me and Fiona's jam. 137 00:06:08,775 --> 00:06:11,152 Put on short-shorts, see how many free drinks 138 00:06:11,153 --> 00:06:13,696 we could score, how many fights we could start... 139 00:06:13,697 --> 00:06:15,823 Damn, I miss my girl. 140 00:06:15,824 --> 00:06:17,211 You should go to the game, V. 141 00:06:17,212 --> 00:06:18,343 Take a friend. 142 00:06:18,344 --> 00:06:19,702 What friend? 143 00:06:19,703 --> 00:06:20,703 I don't know. Any of 'em. 144 00:06:20,704 --> 00:06:21,704 You got tons of friends. 145 00:06:21,705 --> 00:06:22,872 Name one. 146 00:06:22,873 --> 00:06:24,104 I'll go. 147 00:06:24,105 --> 00:06:25,545 I'm your friend. 148 00:06:26,376 --> 00:06:29,503 I would legit not say hello to you if I saw you in public. 149 00:06:29,504 --> 00:06:31,306 What about Debbie? 150 00:06:31,307 --> 00:06:32,980 She's still a teenager. 151 00:06:32,981 --> 00:06:34,134 Pervert. 152 00:06:34,135 --> 00:06:36,135 All right, how about Gina? 153 00:06:36,136 --> 00:06:37,476 Gina has four kids. 154 00:06:37,477 --> 00:06:38,721 She's home clipping coupons, 155 00:06:38,722 --> 00:06:40,638 trying not to drink till noon. 156 00:06:41,991 --> 00:06:45,019 It's no big thing, not having close girlfriends. 157 00:06:45,020 --> 00:06:47,605 Grown-ass women are busy with marriages, kids, 158 00:06:47,606 --> 00:06:48,856 jobs, lives... 159 00:06:48,857 --> 00:06:50,441 Okay, I got one. What about that girl 160 00:06:50,442 --> 00:06:52,244 that you used to party with all the time, 161 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:53,723 then you wore the same size shoes! 162 00:06:53,724 --> 00:06:54,927 Fiona. 163 00:06:57,068 --> 00:06:58,995 Hey, man, what are you drinking? 164 00:06:58,996 --> 00:07:00,784 Got some TVs fell off the back of a truck. 165 00:07:00,785 --> 00:07:02,077 This where you can sell stuff? 166 00:07:02,078 --> 00:07:03,710 No, this is not the place that 167 00:07:03,711 --> 00:07:06,843 sells stolen goods as a side hustle. 168 00:07:07,584 --> 00:07:09,084 Unless you got a secret password? 169 00:07:09,085 --> 00:07:10,711 Alibi side hustle. 170 00:07:10,712 --> 00:07:12,164 I'll meet you in the alley out back. 171 00:07:52,170 --> 00:07:54,172 Come in! 172 00:07:57,217 --> 00:07:59,468 Get that Cuban outta my house! 173 00:07:59,469 --> 00:08:00,803 Addie! Don't be rude. 174 00:08:00,804 --> 00:08:02,104 You have a guest. 175 00:08:02,105 --> 00:08:03,471 She's harmless. 176 00:08:03,472 --> 00:08:05,724 Just Alzheimer's mixed with full-blown racism. 177 00:08:05,725 --> 00:08:08,616 Hi, I'm Liam. I come in peace, ma'am. 178 00:08:08,617 --> 00:08:12,147 Liam? What kind of name is that? 179 00:08:12,148 --> 00:08:13,857 Guatemalan? 180 00:08:13,858 --> 00:08:16,026 Get his Guat ass outta here! 181 00:08:16,027 --> 00:08:17,903 Sorry, maybe this isn't a good time for her. 182 00:08:17,904 --> 00:08:19,504 - Hello? - Who's that? 183 00:08:19,505 --> 00:08:21,030 It's me! MaVar! 184 00:08:21,031 --> 00:08:22,584 Your favorite great-nephew! 185 00:08:23,679 --> 00:08:25,054 What's up, little lady? 186 00:08:25,697 --> 00:08:27,037 Yeah! 187 00:08:27,038 --> 00:08:29,832 Hey, got you some doughnu... Ah. 188 00:08:29,833 --> 00:08:31,208 There you go. 189 00:08:32,001 --> 00:08:33,419 Who's this little tyke? 190 00:08:33,420 --> 00:08:36,171 I'm Liam. Monica's son. 191 00:08:36,172 --> 00:08:37,843 Who's Monica? 192 00:08:37,844 --> 00:08:39,133 Whore. 193 00:08:39,134 --> 00:08:42,056 She was the half-sister to Omar's cousin. 194 00:08:44,014 --> 00:08:45,585 You're Frank Gallagher's boy. 195 00:08:46,433 --> 00:08:48,183 Yeah, uh, listen. 196 00:08:48,184 --> 00:08:49,768 You're not welcome here, Liam. 197 00:08:49,769 --> 00:08:51,270 You gotta understand that Frank and Monica 198 00:08:51,271 --> 00:08:52,229 wronged this family 199 00:08:52,230 --> 00:08:54,023 20 ways since Tuesday. 200 00:08:54,024 --> 00:08:55,320 I mean, sued Addie 201 00:08:55,321 --> 00:08:56,609 for a loose handrail on the porch; 202 00:08:56,610 --> 00:08:58,694 opened credit cards in all our names; 203 00:08:58,695 --> 00:09:00,293 stole our Chevy Malibu; 204 00:09:00,294 --> 00:09:02,027 made meth in the bathroom upstairs. 205 00:09:02,028 --> 00:09:03,574 No, I get it. 206 00:09:03,575 --> 00:09:05,458 But I'm just the only black person 207 00:09:05,459 --> 00:09:06,864 in a house full of crackers. 208 00:09:06,865 --> 00:09:09,312 But that's not on you. 209 00:09:09,313 --> 00:09:11,170 Thank you for your time. 210 00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:13,210 Whore. 211 00:09:13,211 --> 00:09:14,274 Hold up. 212 00:09:15,749 --> 00:09:17,532 A black man in need is a black man in need. 213 00:09:23,414 --> 00:09:24,720 I see you. 214 00:09:24,721 --> 00:09:25,971 And you need guidance. 215 00:09:25,972 --> 00:09:27,389 A Sherpa... Someone like me. 216 00:09:27,390 --> 00:09:29,166 Holla that. 217 00:09:29,167 --> 00:09:30,480 Nope. That's... 218 00:09:30,481 --> 00:09:31,518 No holla. 219 00:09:31,519 --> 00:09:32,561 Never holla. 220 00:09:32,562 --> 00:09:34,155 Now, just sit your ass down. 221 00:09:34,156 --> 00:09:35,402 Yes, sir. 222 00:09:38,985 --> 00:09:40,569 I mean, take your time. 223 00:09:40,570 --> 00:09:41,528 Business meetings can start late. 224 00:09:41,529 --> 00:09:42,529 That's professional. 225 00:09:42,530 --> 00:09:43,572 I'm sorry. I got held up at the ATM. 226 00:09:43,573 --> 00:09:46,241 You know, I couldn't get my breakfast sandwich. 227 00:09:46,242 --> 00:09:47,743 My morning's all fucked, and I'm hangry... 228 00:09:47,744 --> 00:09:49,688 Shut up and check out that line, son. 229 00:09:49,689 --> 00:09:51,538 All asking for tartar sauce. 230 00:09:51,539 --> 00:09:52,706 Drove up new business. 231 00:09:52,707 --> 00:09:53,707 I underestimated you. 232 00:09:53,708 --> 00:09:55,584 - You have game. - It was easy. 233 00:09:55,585 --> 00:09:57,002 Middle school was having a field day. 234 00:09:57,003 --> 00:09:59,838 You know, three-legged-races, egg toss shit. 235 00:09:59,839 --> 00:10:01,595 You know, it was like taking candy from a baby. 236 00:10:01,596 --> 00:10:04,551 Well, here's your cut, partner. 237 00:10:04,552 --> 00:10:05,710 Thank you, partner. 238 00:10:05,711 --> 00:10:07,596 Yo! I got a line forming in here 239 00:10:07,597 --> 00:10:09,598 that's longer than my grandma's tits! 240 00:10:09,599 --> 00:10:12,033 - Clock in, pirates! - Sorry, Lori. 241 00:10:12,034 --> 00:10:13,103 Yes, master. 242 00:10:15,105 --> 00:10:17,106 Have fun deep-frying shit in trans fats. 243 00:10:17,107 --> 00:10:18,316 Oh, I will. Jealous? 244 00:10:23,613 --> 00:10:25,114 Hey. 245 00:10:25,115 --> 00:10:27,157 Hey, little man! 246 00:10:27,158 --> 00:10:29,147 How's my favorite nephew? 247 00:10:30,078 --> 00:10:31,578 Let me take an uninterrupted 248 00:10:31,579 --> 00:10:33,497 nine-minute nap last night. 249 00:10:33,498 --> 00:10:35,040 You eager to get back to work? 250 00:10:35,041 --> 00:10:36,083 Already? 251 00:10:36,084 --> 00:10:37,960 Oh, no, no. 252 00:10:37,961 --> 00:10:39,128 Listen, I was wondering if I could 253 00:10:39,129 --> 00:10:41,130 get an advance on my paycheck. 254 00:10:41,131 --> 00:10:43,007 No problem. Cami'll cut ya a check. 255 00:10:43,008 --> 00:10:44,842 Hey, Cami! 256 00:10:44,843 --> 00:10:46,135 Ca... 257 00:10:46,136 --> 00:10:47,594 Lip needs an advance! 258 00:10:47,595 --> 00:10:48,595 Thank you. 259 00:10:48,596 --> 00:10:49,596 Thanks. 260 00:10:50,724 --> 00:10:53,142 - Hey. - Hey. 261 00:10:53,143 --> 00:10:54,143 - You want to see him? - Yeah. 262 00:10:59,399 --> 00:11:00,844 Any news on when Tami's getting out? 263 00:11:00,845 --> 00:11:01,692 Not yet. 264 00:11:01,693 --> 00:11:04,319 They said they were moving her into a regular room today. 265 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:05,904 So... and they said that Freddie 266 00:11:05,905 --> 00:11:07,736 can come see her, which is... is good. 267 00:11:07,737 --> 00:11:09,491 Thank God. 268 00:11:09,492 --> 00:11:10,868 Killing her not being able to hold him. 269 00:11:10,869 --> 00:11:13,704 It's killing her not to be able to wash her hair, too. 270 00:11:13,705 --> 00:11:15,414 You know, I got an itemized list 271 00:11:15,415 --> 00:11:18,167 of hair products to go buy after this. 272 00:11:18,168 --> 00:11:20,518 Um, look, Lip. 273 00:11:20,519 --> 00:11:21,392 Yeah. 274 00:11:21,393 --> 00:11:22,421 About the advance. 275 00:11:23,372 --> 00:11:25,340 The IRS called yesterday. 276 00:11:25,341 --> 00:11:28,933 I'm supposed to garnish your paycheck this week by half. 277 00:11:28,934 --> 00:11:30,941 - Wait, what? - I don't know. 278 00:11:30,942 --> 00:11:32,935 Something about student loans? 279 00:11:32,936 --> 00:11:34,183 Or your Social Security? 280 00:11:34,184 --> 00:11:35,684 Right. No, sorry. 281 00:11:35,685 --> 00:11:37,895 I, um... I... I can take care of that. 282 00:11:37,896 --> 00:11:39,222 I'll take care of that. 283 00:11:40,523 --> 00:11:42,941 Debbie used my real Social Security 284 00:11:42,942 --> 00:11:44,285 on a bank account? 285 00:11:44,286 --> 00:11:45,986 Have I taught her nothing? 286 00:11:45,987 --> 00:11:47,696 Don't be so hard on yourself, Frank. 287 00:11:47,697 --> 00:11:50,491 Look, we've all had accounts frozen by the IRS. 288 00:11:50,492 --> 00:11:52,582 What was she thinking? 289 00:11:52,583 --> 00:11:56,955 I haven't used my real Social since draft-dodging in '69. 290 00:11:56,956 --> 00:11:58,855 Well, you can lead a horse to water, 291 00:11:58,856 --> 00:12:00,667 - but if the camel's an idiot... - What are you doing? 292 00:12:00,668 --> 00:12:01,710 No, don't... don't... don't... 293 00:12:01,711 --> 00:12:03,462 Don't... do... 294 00:12:03,463 --> 00:12:05,130 I figured I'd give it a shot. 295 00:12:05,131 --> 00:12:06,381 It ate the card. 296 00:12:06,382 --> 00:12:07,382 God dammit! 297 00:12:07,383 --> 00:12:08,926 You think this is funny, 298 00:12:08,927 --> 00:12:12,137 don't you, you little robot nerd in there! 299 00:12:12,138 --> 00:12:15,015 You and your big bank Big Brother 300 00:12:15,016 --> 00:12:17,328 and paving the way for automation! 301 00:12:17,329 --> 00:12:19,020 This is horse shit! 302 00:12:19,979 --> 00:12:21,980 Hey, we're gonna call your Aunt Debbie, huh? 303 00:12:21,981 --> 00:12:23,899 Yes, we are. Yes, we are. 304 00:12:23,900 --> 00:12:25,442 It'll just take a sec. 305 00:12:25,443 --> 00:12:27,934 Boop, boop, boop, hoo. 306 00:12:31,216 --> 00:12:32,699 Hi, Aunt Debbie. 307 00:12:32,700 --> 00:12:35,244 It's Lip and Fred calling. 308 00:12:35,245 --> 00:12:37,246 And we were just wondering if you happened 309 00:12:37,247 --> 00:12:39,704 to use my real fucking Social Security 310 00:12:39,705 --> 00:12:41,208 and place of employment when you put me 311 00:12:41,209 --> 00:12:43,058 on the bank account for my debit card? 312 00:12:43,059 --> 00:12:45,254 'Cause I've got Sallie Mae calling 313 00:12:45,255 --> 00:12:47,256 and my paycheck got garnished, 314 00:12:47,257 --> 00:12:48,966 and this is exactly what I want to be dealing with 315 00:12:48,967 --> 00:12:50,551 with Tami in the hospital. 316 00:12:50,552 --> 00:12:51,885 So I'm feeling a little bit 317 00:12:51,886 --> 00:12:53,513 like I might stab you in the fuckin' eye. 318 00:12:53,514 --> 00:12:54,763 Call me back. 319 00:12:54,764 --> 00:12:56,598 You ready, Freddie? 320 00:12:56,599 --> 00:12:58,100 Let's go. Pa, pa, pa. 321 00:12:58,101 --> 00:12:59,469 If somebody comes to the workplace 322 00:12:59,470 --> 00:13:00,978 talking about unionization, 323 00:13:00,979 --> 00:13:02,563 you probably have somebody, 324 00:13:02,564 --> 00:13:05,440 likely from management, come down here 325 00:13:05,441 --> 00:13:07,943 and tell you that unions are bad, right? 326 00:13:07,944 --> 00:13:10,237 Hey, who is this guy? 327 00:13:10,238 --> 00:13:11,666 Union rep. 328 00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:13,115 He stopped us on the way in to tell us 329 00:13:13,116 --> 00:13:14,867 about the advantages of organizing. 330 00:13:14,868 --> 00:13:16,577 I'm gonna give him one more minute 331 00:13:16,578 --> 00:13:18,829 just to get that free T-shirt, and then I'm gonna clock in. 332 00:13:18,830 --> 00:13:20,956 What the hell is on your wrist? 333 00:13:20,957 --> 00:13:21,974 A tennis bracelet. 334 00:13:21,975 --> 00:13:22,958 Why? 335 00:13:22,959 --> 00:13:24,335 Because I'm worth it. 336 00:13:24,336 --> 00:13:26,441 But why would we unionize? 337 00:13:26,442 --> 00:13:28,406 Isn't our thing that we're not union? 338 00:13:28,407 --> 00:13:29,798 Like, in a good way? 339 00:13:29,799 --> 00:13:31,706 Yeah, but apparently we can get overtime 340 00:13:31,707 --> 00:13:33,302 and dental if we listen to this guy. 341 00:13:33,303 --> 00:13:35,304 Actually, what I said was 342 00:13:35,305 --> 00:13:38,307 we have to fight for paid overtime and dental. 343 00:13:38,308 --> 00:13:41,491 2019 is a big negotiations year for us, 344 00:13:41,492 --> 00:13:42,811 and we're gonna fight like hell 345 00:13:42,812 --> 00:13:44,563 for all of our members. 346 00:13:45,642 --> 00:13:46,773 Let me ask you something... 347 00:13:46,774 --> 00:13:48,317 Debbie. 348 00:13:48,318 --> 00:13:50,027 Debbie. All right. 349 00:13:50,028 --> 00:13:51,904 Did you know 350 00:13:51,905 --> 00:13:54,349 that this is what the ironworker's union gets 351 00:13:54,350 --> 00:13:56,239 as an annual childcare credit? 352 00:13:57,172 --> 00:13:58,368 I want a childcare credit. 353 00:13:58,369 --> 00:14:00,329 Yeah, I know you do. 354 00:14:00,330 --> 00:14:02,205 Plus paid holidays, paid overtime, 355 00:14:02,206 --> 00:14:05,208 pension and benefits, job security. 356 00:14:05,209 --> 00:14:06,668 Right? You need it, 357 00:14:06,669 --> 00:14:09,546 and the only way to get it is with the union. 358 00:14:09,547 --> 00:14:12,507 Now, do you have a voice, Debbie? 359 00:14:13,509 --> 00:14:14,568 Yes. 360 00:14:14,569 --> 00:14:17,305 "Yes" or "yeah"? 361 00:14:17,306 --> 00:14:19,268 Yes, bitch! 362 00:14:19,269 --> 00:14:20,265 Damn. 363 00:14:20,266 --> 00:14:21,558 - I know. - That's crazy soon. 364 00:14:21,559 --> 00:14:23,143 Yo, you know the rumor is, 365 00:14:23,144 --> 00:14:25,646 they're trying to kick out the nonviolent offenders. 366 00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:27,564 Making room for the violent offenders, 367 00:14:27,565 --> 00:14:29,497 murderers and armed robbers 368 00:14:29,498 --> 00:14:31,234 and the true derelicts like us. 369 00:14:31,235 --> 00:14:32,569 That's right. 370 00:14:32,570 --> 00:14:34,154 I mean, I blew up a van. 371 00:14:34,155 --> 00:14:37,616 Look, I shot a man in the face seven times. 372 00:14:37,617 --> 00:14:39,451 I tortured a rival gang leader 373 00:14:39,452 --> 00:14:42,037 for two weeks, fed his body to my pit bulls. 374 00:14:42,038 --> 00:14:43,288 Look, man, you know to watch 375 00:14:43,289 --> 00:14:44,831 your back right now though, right? 376 00:14:44,832 --> 00:14:46,083 When a brother gets his date, 377 00:14:46,084 --> 00:14:48,126 people start coming at him all jealous, 378 00:14:48,127 --> 00:14:50,003 trying to sabotage his parole. 379 00:14:50,004 --> 00:14:51,213 How'd your boy take it? 380 00:14:51,214 --> 00:14:53,298 Mickey? Uh... 381 00:14:53,299 --> 00:14:55,024 He didn't really say much, you know? 382 00:14:55,025 --> 00:14:56,443 What's his position? 383 00:14:56,444 --> 00:14:57,886 His position? 384 00:14:57,887 --> 00:14:59,221 His position, man. 385 00:14:59,222 --> 00:15:01,785 Like, what's your deal on the outside, 386 00:15:01,786 --> 00:15:03,141 you know, when one of you is out 387 00:15:03,142 --> 00:15:04,851 and the other one is still in here? 388 00:15:04,852 --> 00:15:06,353 Like me and Consuelo. 389 00:15:06,354 --> 00:15:08,105 He's out; I'm in. 390 00:15:08,106 --> 00:15:10,315 We're doing long-distance the first two years 391 00:15:10,316 --> 00:15:11,692 with an option to renew, 392 00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:13,259 and we granted mutual permission to engage 393 00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:15,518 in sexual activity with other people 394 00:15:15,519 --> 00:15:17,459 so long as there's no kissing on the mouth. 395 00:15:19,409 --> 00:15:22,708 Yo, tell me that you and Mickey have had the talk, right? 396 00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:25,038 I mean... 397 00:15:25,039 --> 00:15:26,415 Oh, shit! 398 00:15:26,416 --> 00:15:28,375 Oh, this brother is fucked! 399 00:15:28,376 --> 00:15:29,918 I mean, why would we talk about 400 00:15:29,919 --> 00:15:32,212 something completely hypothetical? 401 00:15:32,213 --> 00:15:34,628 My sentence was supposed to be three to five years. 402 00:15:34,629 --> 00:15:35,825 They didn't have the talk. 403 00:15:35,826 --> 00:15:38,635 Look, man, that is prison-gay 101, Gallagher. 404 00:15:38,636 --> 00:15:40,137 You gotta have the talk. 405 00:15:40,138 --> 00:15:42,180 Man, you gotta know what the deal is. 406 00:15:42,181 --> 00:15:44,100 You gotta know where you stand. 407 00:15:44,101 --> 00:15:45,710 Otherwise people get hurt. 408 00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:03,410 Psst! 409 00:16:03,411 --> 00:16:05,245 Carl! 410 00:16:05,246 --> 00:16:06,913 You want a hot fish filet? 411 00:16:07,874 --> 00:16:09,124 Nice. 412 00:16:09,125 --> 00:16:10,125 Very mature. 413 00:16:10,126 --> 00:16:11,293 Jesus, Stump. 414 00:16:11,294 --> 00:16:12,377 Grow up. 415 00:16:20,386 --> 00:16:23,083 Okay, Carl, come with me. 416 00:16:23,084 --> 00:16:26,099 The fish dicks can handle things, can't they? 417 00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:28,143 - Yes, Lori. - Sorry, Lori. 418 00:16:28,144 --> 00:16:30,083 I got a special cleaning assignment for you, 419 00:16:30,084 --> 00:16:31,146 my little pirate. 420 00:16:31,147 --> 00:16:32,337 Come with me. 421 00:16:32,338 --> 00:16:35,651 Oh, spoiler alert: It's already clean. 422 00:16:35,652 --> 00:16:36,985 So then what am I cleaning? 423 00:16:36,986 --> 00:16:38,351 Hey, use a safe-word! 424 00:16:38,352 --> 00:16:40,666 "Harder" is not a good safe word. 425 00:16:43,117 --> 00:16:44,534 See, that's the thing, Liam. 426 00:16:44,535 --> 00:16:47,496 Pride equals job equals self-esteem 427 00:16:47,497 --> 00:16:49,331 equals more pride. 428 00:16:49,332 --> 00:16:51,208 Repeat that back to me. 429 00:16:51,209 --> 00:16:53,326 Pride equals self-esteem equals pride. 430 00:16:53,327 --> 00:16:54,461 Right. 431 00:16:54,462 --> 00:16:55,754 See, that's why I do what I do. 432 00:16:55,755 --> 00:16:57,047 That's why I sell used cars. 433 00:16:57,048 --> 00:16:58,535 Because I believe in value. 434 00:17:00,051 --> 00:17:01,676 It's rewarding to put a beautiful, 435 00:17:01,677 --> 00:17:04,596 proud black man in a good, reliable car. 436 00:17:04,597 --> 00:17:05,889 Let him hold his head sky high. 437 00:17:05,890 --> 00:17:08,183 I just wish there was a list of rules. 438 00:17:08,184 --> 00:17:10,891 How to be a black man in America. 439 00:17:12,355 --> 00:17:13,897 Which America? 440 00:17:13,898 --> 00:17:15,440 This one? 441 00:17:15,441 --> 00:17:16,775 No, no, no, see: 442 00:17:16,776 --> 00:17:18,193 There's black America, 443 00:17:18,194 --> 00:17:20,028 like here in South Side. 444 00:17:20,029 --> 00:17:21,655 And we're black, and there's a set of rules 445 00:17:21,656 --> 00:17:23,081 for how to be black here, right? 446 00:17:23,082 --> 00:17:25,033 Gotta be strong but never the aggressor. 447 00:17:25,034 --> 00:17:28,203 Can't let anyone punk you. No open toe shoes, etcetera. 448 00:17:28,204 --> 00:17:30,622 But then there's being black in white America. 449 00:17:30,623 --> 00:17:32,207 Now, which America we talking about? 450 00:17:32,208 --> 00:17:33,542 I'm not sure. 451 00:17:33,543 --> 00:17:36,253 All right. 452 00:17:36,254 --> 00:17:37,841 Which elementary school did you go to? 453 00:17:37,842 --> 00:17:40,048 Hopkins Academy. 454 00:17:40,049 --> 00:17:42,217 Okay, we going straight white America. 455 00:17:42,218 --> 00:17:43,718 Rules for a black man are simple: 456 00:17:43,719 --> 00:17:45,554 Never go out after 6:00 p.m. 457 00:17:45,555 --> 00:17:47,889 Never wear a hoodie darker than sky blue. 458 00:17:47,890 --> 00:17:49,532 And never acknowledge sexual desires 459 00:17:49,533 --> 00:17:51,226 around white women. 460 00:17:51,227 --> 00:17:52,727 Gotta eat sushi now. 461 00:17:52,728 --> 00:17:55,313 Yes to yoga. Yes to farm-to-table. 462 00:17:55,314 --> 00:17:57,023 Yes to TED Talks. Yes to Banksy. 463 00:17:57,024 --> 00:17:59,199 No to all other street art. 464 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:00,267 You getting all this? 465 00:18:00,268 --> 00:18:01,459 Okay, wow. 466 00:18:01,460 --> 00:18:02,820 Now, if a cop stops you, 467 00:18:02,821 --> 00:18:04,739 that's its own list: 468 00:18:04,740 --> 00:18:06,032 Never run. 469 00:18:06,033 --> 00:18:08,452 No reaching. No sudden movements. 470 00:18:08,453 --> 00:18:10,589 Little smile can't hurt. 471 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,048 Compliment the cop. 472 00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:13,358 I like your tie, sir. 473 00:18:13,359 --> 00:18:15,292 What lovely eyes you have. 474 00:18:45,781 --> 00:18:47,491 This is all Debbie's? 475 00:18:47,492 --> 00:18:48,929 Debbie Gallagher's? 476 00:18:48,930 --> 00:18:50,243 Yeah. 477 00:18:50,244 --> 00:18:54,289 Someone has a secret she-shed down by the seashore. 478 00:18:54,290 --> 00:18:56,041 I... 479 00:18:56,042 --> 00:18:58,376 It's like the moment a-a master forger 480 00:18:58,377 --> 00:19:00,378 sees his student's work for the first time 481 00:19:00,379 --> 00:19:02,692 and recognizes her brilliance. 482 00:19:02,693 --> 00:19:04,975 What does she do, re-sell all this? 483 00:19:04,976 --> 00:19:06,941 She wears it and returns it within 484 00:19:06,942 --> 00:19:10,305 30 days to get a full cash refund. 485 00:19:10,306 --> 00:19:15,601 What a conniving, nasty, little genius! 486 00:19:15,602 --> 00:19:18,241 And here I thought she was a straight shooter. 487 00:19:18,242 --> 00:19:20,618 This requires real craft. 488 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,860 I feel deep love for her. 489 00:19:23,861 --> 00:19:26,727 Grab the totes and clutches. I'll grab the pumps. 490 00:19:26,728 --> 00:19:28,127 Let's bleed her dry. 491 00:19:28,128 --> 00:19:30,668 No, no, wait... Well, hold on a second, Mikey. 492 00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:33,620 She earned all this stolen shit fair and square. 493 00:19:33,621 --> 00:19:35,997 And I'm not a tyrant king, am I? 494 00:19:35,998 --> 00:19:39,797 I want to be benevolent and fair with my subjects. 495 00:19:40,704 --> 00:19:42,623 We'll only take the Gucci. 496 00:19:42,624 --> 00:19:46,925 Just enough to cover the ATM mishap, plus interest. 497 00:19:46,926 --> 00:19:50,135 Your grace is a thing of beauty, your grace. 498 00:19:51,973 --> 00:19:53,223 You missed a spot. 499 00:19:53,224 --> 00:19:54,829 Over there. 500 00:19:57,562 --> 00:19:59,563 Oh, yeah. 501 00:19:59,564 --> 00:20:01,601 That's the stuff. 502 00:20:01,602 --> 00:20:03,608 So, Carl. 503 00:20:03,609 --> 00:20:05,989 You've had some time to unpack and settle in. 504 00:20:05,990 --> 00:20:08,083 I wanted to give you that. 505 00:20:08,084 --> 00:20:10,240 But I think it's time we have a chat 506 00:20:10,241 --> 00:20:12,206 about our relationship now. 507 00:20:12,207 --> 00:20:13,703 You mean like a performance review? 508 00:20:13,704 --> 00:20:14,933 'Cause I'm your employee? 509 00:20:15,906 --> 00:20:17,914 Carl. 510 00:20:17,915 --> 00:20:20,375 Carl, Carl, Carl. 511 00:20:20,376 --> 00:20:21,376 Lori, we can't. 512 00:20:21,377 --> 00:20:23,336 - The employee manual says... - I... 513 00:20:23,337 --> 00:20:25,755 I wrote the employee manual, Carl. 514 00:20:25,756 --> 00:20:27,106 Oh, okay. 515 00:20:27,107 --> 00:20:28,717 Well, there's someone else. 516 00:20:28,718 --> 00:20:30,468 Who, Anne? 517 00:20:30,469 --> 00:20:33,013 I saw you checking out that little gordita today. 518 00:20:33,014 --> 00:20:34,920 The new girl? I wasn't checking her out. 519 00:20:34,921 --> 00:20:35,973 I have a girlfriend. 520 00:20:35,974 --> 00:20:37,851 The Navy girl with the dumb truck? 521 00:20:37,852 --> 00:20:39,436 Yeah, and she's at plebe summer. 522 00:20:39,437 --> 00:20:41,122 We're more serious than ever. 523 00:20:41,123 --> 00:20:42,962 Plus you're my boss. And old. 524 00:20:43,802 --> 00:20:45,442 No more talking, Carl. 525 00:20:45,443 --> 00:20:47,736 Lori, please. I love my girlfriend Kelly! 526 00:20:49,530 --> 00:20:51,281 You know how to knock, Gonzalez? 527 00:20:51,282 --> 00:20:53,450 Sorry. We ran out of napkins. 528 00:20:53,451 --> 00:20:55,096 Didn't mean to interrupt. 529 00:20:57,496 --> 00:20:58,664 Jesus. 530 00:21:02,418 --> 00:21:04,794 Hey. 531 00:21:04,795 --> 00:21:06,755 All Gucci or Prada. 532 00:21:06,756 --> 00:21:08,423 All NWT. 533 00:21:08,424 --> 00:21:10,550 "New with tags." 534 00:21:10,551 --> 00:21:12,469 You like that term? I just learned that. 535 00:21:12,470 --> 00:21:13,928 Where'd you get all this shit from, Frank? 536 00:21:13,929 --> 00:21:16,306 Ask me no questions, and I will tell you no lies. 537 00:21:16,307 --> 00:21:19,517 Can I get a Jamie neat double with a Jamie back? 538 00:21:19,518 --> 00:21:21,646 Me too. I gotta piss. 539 00:21:22,730 --> 00:21:24,606 I'll give you 50 bucks for the bag, Frank. 540 00:21:24,607 --> 00:21:26,107 Oh, grow up, Kevin. 541 00:21:26,108 --> 00:21:28,818 There's $2,500 worth of goods there. 542 00:21:28,819 --> 00:21:31,780 The Blue book's over a grand. 543 00:21:31,781 --> 00:21:32,864 Make it a hundy? 544 00:21:32,865 --> 00:21:34,450 Done. 545 00:21:37,912 --> 00:21:39,454 That wasn't a very good negosh, Kev. 546 00:21:39,455 --> 00:21:42,916 Watch and learn. 547 00:21:42,917 --> 00:21:44,876 All right, Frank. 548 00:21:44,877 --> 00:21:49,631 20, 40, 60, 80, 100. 549 00:21:49,632 --> 00:21:51,424 - I thank you. - Except... 550 00:21:51,425 --> 00:21:53,385 you gotta pay your outstanding Alibi tab. 551 00:21:53,386 --> 00:21:54,511 How much was that again, V? 552 00:21:54,512 --> 00:21:55,877 Infinity dollars. 553 00:21:55,878 --> 00:21:57,806 So this just goes back to the house. 554 00:21:57,807 --> 00:22:00,269 Well, this is some tomfuckery! 555 00:22:00,270 --> 00:22:02,977 You're gonna take my goods and leave me with zero? 556 00:22:02,978 --> 00:22:04,354 Correct. 557 00:22:04,355 --> 00:22:06,314 Kermit! Tommy! 558 00:22:06,315 --> 00:22:08,149 You just gonna sit there and let this happen? 559 00:22:08,150 --> 00:22:10,485 - We hate you, Frank. - Yeah. 560 00:22:12,238 --> 00:22:13,279 Jeez. 561 00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:14,739 Sounds like he's in labor. 562 00:22:14,740 --> 00:22:16,074 Nah, he probably just really needed to pee. 563 00:22:16,075 --> 00:22:19,828 Ow, fuck! The burn! 564 00:22:19,829 --> 00:22:21,205 All right. I'll go check on him. 565 00:22:25,084 --> 00:22:26,710 You doing okay in here, Mikey? 566 00:22:26,711 --> 00:22:27,836 - Yeah, yeah. - Jeez. 567 00:22:27,837 --> 00:22:28,837 I'm okay. 568 00:22:28,838 --> 00:22:29,796 Here, give me your hand. 569 00:22:33,008 --> 00:22:34,509 You look a little moist there, my friend. 570 00:22:34,510 --> 00:22:35,510 What's wrong? 571 00:22:35,511 --> 00:22:36,511 What's the date? 572 00:22:36,512 --> 00:22:38,396 I don't know. 573 00:22:38,397 --> 00:22:40,181 June? Ish? 574 00:22:40,182 --> 00:22:42,388 Do I look a little yellow to you, Frank? 575 00:22:42,389 --> 00:22:44,893 Mustard-y, now that you mention it. 576 00:22:44,894 --> 00:22:46,520 I got to get to the vet. 577 00:22:46,521 --> 00:22:48,022 To the vet? 578 00:22:48,023 --> 00:22:50,955 Beaks, Whiskers & Snouts Animal Hospital 579 00:22:50,956 --> 00:22:52,402 on West Ellis. 580 00:22:52,403 --> 00:22:53,570 Ask for Dr. Drew. 581 00:22:53,571 --> 00:22:55,336 Tell him you got a husky. 582 00:22:55,337 --> 00:22:58,901 Did you take something you should've been sharing with me? 583 00:22:58,902 --> 00:23:00,421 Quickly, Francine. 584 00:23:00,422 --> 00:23:01,703 Before I get wacky! 585 00:23:01,704 --> 00:23:03,037 Okay. Okay, okay. 586 00:23:03,038 --> 00:23:04,038 You're a husky. 587 00:23:04,039 --> 00:23:05,417 Dr. Drew. 588 00:23:05,418 --> 00:23:06,684 Yeah. 589 00:23:06,685 --> 00:23:08,001 You stay with me, Mikey. 590 00:23:08,002 --> 00:23:10,305 Hey, you free at the moment? 591 00:23:11,018 --> 00:23:13,520 What kinda dumb fucking question is that? 592 00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:17,190 I think we need to have a talk. 593 00:23:17,770 --> 00:23:19,262 About? 594 00:23:19,263 --> 00:23:20,722 About what we're gonna do. 595 00:23:21,868 --> 00:23:22,952 About? 596 00:23:22,953 --> 00:23:24,392 Parole, Mickey. 597 00:23:24,393 --> 00:23:27,751 About me getting out and you, well, not. 598 00:23:28,650 --> 00:23:31,327 Do we do long distance or no distance, 599 00:23:32,186 --> 00:23:34,569 marriage, kids, 600 00:23:34,570 --> 00:23:36,654 or... or, uh, retirement? 601 00:23:36,655 --> 00:23:38,448 - What are you talking about? - I don't fucking know! 602 00:23:38,449 --> 00:23:40,074 Apparently we were supposed to have a talk 603 00:23:40,075 --> 00:23:42,660 a while ago but just never got the memo. 604 00:23:42,661 --> 00:23:44,579 What memo? 605 00:23:44,580 --> 00:23:47,916 Well, do you or do you not 606 00:23:47,917 --> 00:23:50,308 want to be in a long-distance relationship when I'm out? 607 00:23:50,309 --> 00:23:51,336 No. 608 00:23:51,337 --> 00:23:53,713 What is this, a fucking rom-com movie? 609 00:23:53,714 --> 00:23:55,215 If you're out there, you're gonna be fucking other people; 610 00:23:55,216 --> 00:23:56,310 so will I. 611 00:23:56,311 --> 00:23:57,759 No long-distance. 612 00:23:57,760 --> 00:24:00,261 Can't we just, like, wait for each other? 613 00:24:00,262 --> 00:24:02,167 So, great, now we're in a fuckin' horror movie? 614 00:24:03,341 --> 00:24:04,933 Look, it would be one thing if 615 00:24:04,934 --> 00:24:07,101 you felt differently about leaving, 616 00:24:07,102 --> 00:24:08,199 but you don't. 617 00:24:09,101 --> 00:24:10,566 What does that mean? 618 00:24:10,567 --> 00:24:13,817 It means if there was a part of you that felt maybe 619 00:24:13,818 --> 00:24:15,652 you owed it to me to throw your... 620 00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:19,314 To throw your parole hearing so that you could stay in here 621 00:24:19,315 --> 00:24:20,907 because I threw my whole fuckin' life away 622 00:24:20,908 --> 00:24:22,116 getting tossed in here to be with you, 623 00:24:22,117 --> 00:24:23,618 then we'd at least be having a different conversation... 624 00:24:23,619 --> 00:24:25,078 I didn't ask you to do that for me. 625 00:24:25,079 --> 00:24:26,913 No, I just did it 'cause it was the right thing. 626 00:24:26,914 --> 00:24:28,498 You want me to tank my parole hearing on purpose 627 00:24:28,499 --> 00:24:29,916 so I'm stuck in prison with you? 628 00:24:29,917 --> 00:24:31,459 I'm not asking you for shit, Gallagher. 629 00:24:31,460 --> 00:24:33,590 You want me to choose to do it without you asking. 630 00:24:33,591 --> 00:24:35,922 I want you to want to do what you want. 631 00:24:35,923 --> 00:24:39,287 But if I choose it, you would be happy. 632 00:24:39,288 --> 00:24:40,385 I just want to know, yes or no. Would you be fucking happy? 633 00:24:40,386 --> 00:24:42,637 - Yes, fuck, yes. - Then I'll do it. 634 00:24:42,638 --> 00:24:45,139 I'll fuck up my hearing so that I can stay with you. 635 00:24:46,096 --> 00:24:48,111 If that's what you want, fine. 636 00:24:49,951 --> 00:24:51,772 - Yeah, fine. - Good. 637 00:24:51,773 --> 00:24:52,773 Good. 638 00:24:55,776 --> 00:24:57,269 Hey, V, guess what. 639 00:24:57,270 --> 00:24:59,045 I have a new black uncle. 640 00:24:59,046 --> 00:25:01,447 - You do? - His name's MaVar. 641 00:25:01,448 --> 00:25:02,574 He's great. 642 00:25:02,575 --> 00:25:04,204 He's taking me to the Sox/Cubs game. 643 00:25:04,205 --> 00:25:05,827 Wait a second. Who is this guy? 644 00:25:05,828 --> 00:25:07,112 Used car salesman. 645 00:25:07,113 --> 00:25:08,329 Lives down the street. 646 00:25:08,330 --> 00:25:10,804 Used car salesman? That's code for shady. 647 00:25:10,805 --> 00:25:12,017 He married? 648 00:25:12,018 --> 00:25:13,070 Got kids of his own? 649 00:25:13,071 --> 00:25:14,237 I think he's gay. 650 00:25:14,238 --> 00:25:15,670 And he dresses real slick. 651 00:25:18,209 --> 00:25:19,632 He says I can bring a friend. 652 00:25:19,633 --> 00:25:20,675 Wanna come? 653 00:25:20,676 --> 00:25:22,337 No. And neither should you. 654 00:25:22,338 --> 00:25:23,354 Stranger danger. 655 00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:24,322 V, you should go. 656 00:25:24,323 --> 00:25:25,314 You were just talking about 657 00:25:25,315 --> 00:25:26,431 how you need to make new friends. 658 00:25:26,432 --> 00:25:28,128 And I think a little gayboy car salesman 659 00:25:28,129 --> 00:25:29,369 sounds perfect for you. 660 00:25:29,370 --> 00:25:30,852 My mom loves hers. 661 00:25:30,853 --> 00:25:31,936 Found him at Toyota. 662 00:25:31,937 --> 00:25:33,139 And it's the Cubs/Sox game. 663 00:25:33,140 --> 00:25:34,380 What do you have to lose? 664 00:25:38,277 --> 00:25:40,028 Fellow welders. 665 00:25:40,029 --> 00:25:43,281 Thank you all for joining me and union Jerry here 666 00:25:43,282 --> 00:25:45,700 in this neutral, non-work-related location. 667 00:25:45,701 --> 00:25:47,124 Have you all got fries? 668 00:25:47,672 --> 00:25:49,078 Perfect. 669 00:25:49,079 --> 00:25:50,426 I've done some Googling, 670 00:25:50,427 --> 00:25:52,040 and I've gotta warn you: 671 00:25:52,041 --> 00:25:54,918 what I'm about to say is triggering. 672 00:25:54,919 --> 00:25:57,503 The plumbers get Easter off. 673 00:25:57,504 --> 00:25:58,796 They get Veterans Day off, 674 00:25:58,797 --> 00:26:01,255 Memorial Day, Labor Day, 675 00:26:01,256 --> 00:26:02,807 Fourth of July, their birthdays, 676 00:26:02,808 --> 00:26:05,109 and get this: Columbus Day, 677 00:26:05,110 --> 00:26:07,589 Farhad, take a wild guess. 678 00:26:07,590 --> 00:26:10,475 How many paid weeks off do you think they get at Christmas? 679 00:26:10,476 --> 00:26:11,690 One? 680 00:26:11,691 --> 00:26:12,977 Three. 681 00:26:12,978 --> 00:26:15,789 Two for Christmas, one for Hanukkah/Kwanzaa. 682 00:26:15,790 --> 00:26:17,357 They get sick days. 683 00:26:17,358 --> 00:26:20,370 They get dental, including orthodontia. 684 00:26:21,273 --> 00:26:23,029 Look at this bitch. 685 00:26:23,030 --> 00:26:24,530 She has Invisalign. 686 00:26:26,387 --> 00:26:29,229 Now, do we believe in change? 687 00:26:29,230 --> 00:26:31,412 The rights of workers matter. 688 00:26:31,413 --> 00:26:34,540 Union Jerry, I would like to commence a vote. 689 00:26:34,541 --> 00:26:35,917 To join the union! 690 00:26:35,918 --> 00:26:37,543 Who's with me? 691 00:26:43,842 --> 00:26:45,593 - Sorry, I... - It's okay. 692 00:26:45,594 --> 00:26:46,765 I can wait outside if you want. 693 00:26:46,766 --> 00:26:48,262 No, whatever. 694 00:26:48,263 --> 00:26:50,390 We're all adults here. 695 00:26:50,391 --> 00:26:52,350 So you all done for today? 696 00:26:52,351 --> 00:26:56,312 Uh, yeah, because shift's over. 697 00:26:56,313 --> 00:26:57,564 Right. 698 00:26:57,565 --> 00:26:59,040 It was a dumb question anyway. 699 00:26:59,041 --> 00:27:00,042 Shift's over. 700 00:27:01,777 --> 00:27:03,965 You got anything going on for the rest of the day? 701 00:27:03,966 --> 00:27:05,279 More work. 702 00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:07,407 Got my third job with my family. 703 00:27:07,408 --> 00:27:09,993 My stupid cousin threw his back out landscaping, 704 00:27:09,994 --> 00:27:12,578 so it's all hands on deck for the family business. 705 00:27:12,579 --> 00:27:14,143 Oh, yeah? You guys need a hand, 706 00:27:14,144 --> 00:27:15,957 I could come by. 707 00:27:15,958 --> 00:27:18,549 You would not last an hour making tamales. 708 00:27:20,379 --> 00:27:22,851 Look, I don't mean to straight-up neg you, 709 00:27:22,852 --> 00:27:25,216 but FYI I'm not trying to be some pirate's 710 00:27:25,217 --> 00:27:26,637 side-piece this summer. 711 00:27:26,638 --> 00:27:28,761 I heard you say you have a girlfriend. 712 00:27:28,762 --> 00:27:29,929 Yeah, so? 713 00:27:29,930 --> 00:27:31,973 I mean, we can still be friends. 714 00:27:31,974 --> 00:27:34,372 We're vape partners, Captain Bob associates. 715 00:27:34,373 --> 00:27:35,786 We should be able to hang out. 716 00:27:35,787 --> 00:27:37,061 Plus I make dope tamales. 717 00:27:37,062 --> 00:27:38,896 You know how to make tamales? 718 00:27:38,897 --> 00:27:40,356 Oh, yeah. Big time. 719 00:27:40,357 --> 00:27:41,357 Okay. 720 00:27:46,822 --> 00:27:48,635 Hey, sorry for the wait. 721 00:27:48,636 --> 00:27:50,158 A corgi came in with a cyst. 722 00:27:50,159 --> 00:27:52,827 Had to aspirate, very stressful. 723 00:27:52,828 --> 00:27:55,163 So, Mikey. How you feeling? 724 00:27:55,164 --> 00:27:56,674 Not good, doc. 725 00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:57,781 Ah, well, of course you're not feeling well. 726 00:27:57,782 --> 00:27:59,083 You need dialysis. 727 00:27:59,084 --> 00:28:00,132 Were due days ago. 728 00:28:00,133 --> 00:28:01,431 Dialysis? 729 00:28:01,432 --> 00:28:03,254 Mm. Kidney disease. 730 00:28:03,255 --> 00:28:04,630 End stage renal at this point. 731 00:28:04,631 --> 00:28:07,614 That's full kidney fail, stage 5. 732 00:28:07,615 --> 00:28:09,167 You have kidney disease? 733 00:28:09,168 --> 00:28:10,762 I only have one kidney! 734 00:28:10,763 --> 00:28:12,569 We have so much in common. 735 00:28:12,570 --> 00:28:14,315 Okay. 736 00:28:14,316 --> 00:28:15,641 Here we go. 737 00:28:15,642 --> 00:28:16,869 Take your own temperature, Mikey. 738 00:28:16,870 --> 00:28:18,644 You know the drill. 739 00:28:18,645 --> 00:28:21,314 Yeah, we do dialysis every few weeks. 740 00:28:21,315 --> 00:28:23,440 It keeps him walking around. 741 00:28:23,441 --> 00:28:26,357 But this dialysis is for pets, 742 00:28:26,358 --> 00:28:28,362 So about an eighth of the strength he needs. 743 00:28:28,363 --> 00:28:30,364 About ready? 744 00:28:30,365 --> 00:28:31,407 Let's see what we got. 745 00:28:35,204 --> 00:28:37,205 Mm-hmm. 746 00:28:37,206 --> 00:28:39,207 Mild fever. 747 00:28:39,208 --> 00:28:41,473 All right, well, let's, uh, let's get that shirt off 748 00:28:41,474 --> 00:28:45,129 and hook up the port. 749 00:28:45,130 --> 00:28:46,714 Up you go. 750 00:28:46,715 --> 00:28:47,965 - Oh, jeez. - Oh, Jesus. 751 00:28:47,966 --> 00:28:50,676 - Jesus H. Christ. - Lucifer. 752 00:28:50,677 --> 00:28:52,011 Yeah, it's a little angry right now. 753 00:28:52,012 --> 00:28:53,415 No, that is infected. 754 00:28:53,416 --> 00:28:55,056 Mikey, and maybe staph, too. 755 00:28:55,057 --> 00:28:56,766 Oh, god, what a stench. 756 00:28:56,767 --> 00:28:58,519 Like a can of tuna in a hot car, buddy. 757 00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:00,770 That needs to be replaced immediately, 758 00:29:00,771 --> 00:29:02,617 and that is people-doctor stuff, Mikey. 759 00:29:02,618 --> 00:29:04,484 You're gonna have to go to an ER. 760 00:29:04,485 --> 00:29:07,068 That gonna cost a lot of money, Doc? 761 00:29:07,069 --> 00:29:09,862 I have no idea. 762 00:29:09,863 --> 00:29:11,823 If you were a dog, I'd recommend we put you down. 763 00:29:11,824 --> 00:29:13,399 Okay, I'll go. 764 00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:15,284 But could you just do me a little 765 00:29:15,285 --> 00:29:17,745 doggie dialysis right now, please? 766 00:29:17,746 --> 00:29:19,956 Do you have the 150 you owe me from last time? 767 00:29:19,957 --> 00:29:22,580 Aww, give the man an hour on the machine! 768 00:29:22,581 --> 00:29:24,585 Payment is due at time of service. 769 00:29:24,586 --> 00:29:28,172 150 from last time, 150 for today, 300 total. 770 00:29:28,173 --> 00:29:30,245 I can't do math, Doc. 771 00:29:30,246 --> 00:29:31,425 I'm sick! 772 00:29:31,426 --> 00:29:34,178 Okay, you get that dialysis ready. 773 00:29:34,179 --> 00:29:36,097 We'll go visit the Debbie ATM. 774 00:29:36,098 --> 00:29:38,391 Okay. All right. 775 00:29:38,392 --> 00:29:39,684 - Oh. - There you go, buddy. 776 00:29:39,685 --> 00:29:41,102 Let's go. 777 00:29:50,198 --> 00:29:51,988 Hey. 778 00:29:51,989 --> 00:29:53,948 Look who's up and outta ICU! 779 00:29:53,949 --> 00:29:55,241 Hi. 780 00:29:55,242 --> 00:29:56,887 - How's she doing? - Good. 781 00:29:56,888 --> 00:29:58,910 Blood pressure's only slightly elevated. 782 00:29:58,911 --> 00:30:00,496 177 over 122. 783 00:30:00,497 --> 00:30:01,539 That's good. 784 00:30:01,540 --> 00:30:04,625 - Hi, you. - Hi, you. 785 00:30:04,626 --> 00:30:07,587 Getting better one day at a time. 786 00:30:07,588 --> 00:30:10,631 And one fart conversation at a time. 787 00:30:10,632 --> 00:30:12,049 I swear to Christ, a doctor asks me every 788 00:30:12,050 --> 00:30:13,600 20 minutes if I've passed gas, 789 00:30:13,601 --> 00:30:14,927 'cause apparently that's how they know 790 00:30:14,928 --> 00:30:16,512 if my abdomen is permanently severed. 791 00:30:16,513 --> 00:30:18,556 All right. 792 00:30:18,557 --> 00:30:19,913 Ooh, did you bring my shampoo? 793 00:30:19,914 --> 00:30:20,808 Oh, no. 794 00:30:20,809 --> 00:30:22,143 But I brought you something better. 795 00:30:22,144 --> 00:30:23,256 You did? What? 796 00:30:24,862 --> 00:30:27,106 Ta-da! 797 00:30:30,402 --> 00:30:31,861 Thought that now that you're out of ICU, 798 00:30:31,862 --> 00:30:33,821 you might like to try some skin-to-skin. 799 00:30:33,822 --> 00:30:36,449 What do you think, buddy? Huh? 800 00:30:36,450 --> 00:30:37,576 Hey, hey. 801 00:30:41,079 --> 00:30:42,416 Hey, what's wrong? 802 00:30:43,874 --> 00:30:45,374 Sorry. 803 00:30:45,375 --> 00:30:47,012 He's just so beautiful, 804 00:30:48,337 --> 00:30:49,764 and he's meeting me like this, 805 00:30:49,765 --> 00:30:53,215 with tubes in me and my hair all gross and matted. 806 00:30:55,177 --> 00:30:56,427 Tami, he doesn't care. 807 00:30:56,428 --> 00:30:58,273 He just wants to see his mom, you know? 808 00:31:02,225 --> 00:31:03,939 And it's gonna hurt to hold him. 809 00:31:03,940 --> 00:31:05,533 Maybe not. 810 00:31:05,534 --> 00:31:07,206 Want to say hi, Fred? 811 00:31:07,207 --> 00:31:09,357 Fred? 812 00:31:09,358 --> 00:31:10,650 I thought we were naming him Gabriel. 813 00:31:10,651 --> 00:31:11,943 Well, then you shouldn't have been 814 00:31:11,944 --> 00:31:15,613 under general anesthesia then, should ya? 815 00:31:15,614 --> 00:31:17,114 - Here. - Okay. 816 00:31:17,115 --> 00:31:19,200 - You got him. - Ow. Ow. 817 00:31:19,201 --> 00:31:20,368 She's got you. She's got you. 818 00:31:20,369 --> 00:31:21,035 Wait. Ow... ow. No. 819 00:31:21,036 --> 00:31:21,702 Not there. It hurts. 820 00:31:21,703 --> 00:31:22,703 Fuck. Everything hurts. 821 00:31:22,704 --> 00:31:25,039 - Okay, okay, all right. - Ah. Fuck. 822 00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:28,042 Nurse, could she get something for the pain, please? 823 00:31:28,043 --> 00:31:29,610 She's on something. 824 00:31:29,611 --> 00:31:30,964 Maximum something. 825 00:31:37,260 --> 00:31:39,011 Tell me about you. 826 00:31:39,012 --> 00:31:41,466 You know, distract me. 827 00:31:42,182 --> 00:31:43,510 I'm good. 828 00:31:44,184 --> 00:31:45,846 Yeah, yeah. Things are great. 829 00:31:48,188 --> 00:31:51,691 I was thinking we might need a hand with childcare, you know. 830 00:31:51,692 --> 00:31:53,654 Just so I can get some overtime at work. 831 00:31:54,581 --> 00:31:55,731 Why? 832 00:31:56,947 --> 00:31:58,948 Just 'cause he costs a lot of money. 833 00:31:58,949 --> 00:32:00,491 I don't know when you're gonna be back up on your feet, 834 00:32:00,492 --> 00:32:01,701 doing hair again and stuff. 835 00:32:01,702 --> 00:32:03,703 Uh, we... yeah, we do. 836 00:32:03,704 --> 00:32:05,121 It's gonna be soon. Right, Raquelle? 837 00:32:05,122 --> 00:32:07,475 Hopefully, honey. Hopefully real soon. 838 00:32:26,643 --> 00:32:27,685 How's it going? 839 00:32:27,686 --> 00:32:30,564 Oh, you know, I'm crushing it. 840 00:32:32,910 --> 00:32:35,924 _ 841 00:32:36,372 --> 00:32:38,195 _ 842 00:32:38,196 --> 00:32:40,239 They're just admiring your handiwork! 843 00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:41,657 Oh, yeah? Thank you. 844 00:32:41,658 --> 00:32:42,783 Mucho gracias. 845 00:32:42,784 --> 00:32:46,287 So these people all related to you? 846 00:32:46,288 --> 00:32:47,621 Three generations, yeah. 847 00:32:47,622 --> 00:32:49,293 We're like a street-food conglomerate. 848 00:32:50,792 --> 00:32:52,376 They all look like they really like each other. 849 00:32:52,377 --> 00:32:54,712 They do. Weird, huh? 850 00:32:54,713 --> 00:32:56,464 Well, I gotta get back to the mole. 851 00:32:56,465 --> 00:32:57,715 But you're doing great. 852 00:32:57,716 --> 00:32:58,632 Just hang in there, okay? 853 00:32:58,633 --> 00:32:59,829 We take a break at 8:00 p.m. 854 00:32:59,830 --> 00:33:00,873 Awesome. What time is it? 855 00:33:00,874 --> 00:33:01,874 3:30. 856 00:33:04,306 --> 00:33:05,931 _ 857 00:33:07,602 --> 00:33:09,579 Thank you. Appreciate that. Mucho! 858 00:33:21,406 --> 00:33:23,783 The colors. The textures, Frank. 859 00:33:31,917 --> 00:33:36,045 - You get the fragrances, yeah? - Okay. 860 00:33:36,046 --> 00:33:38,693 I'll get the shoes and the dresses. 861 00:33:39,508 --> 00:33:41,347 MaVar, over here! 862 00:33:46,221 --> 00:33:47,723 No. 863 00:33:48,337 --> 00:33:49,337 No. 864 00:33:51,186 --> 00:33:52,353 'Sup? 865 00:33:52,354 --> 00:33:53,729 - You ready? - Yeah. 866 00:33:53,730 --> 00:33:55,523 Let me introduce you to my friend, Veronica. 867 00:33:55,524 --> 00:33:57,566 MaVar, V. 868 00:33:57,567 --> 00:33:59,401 Veronica, MaVar. 869 00:33:59,402 --> 00:34:01,695 Var and V! 870 00:34:01,696 --> 00:34:02,822 I'm V. You're Var. 871 00:34:02,823 --> 00:34:04,240 - Lots of Vs. - Yeah. 872 00:34:04,241 --> 00:34:06,283 I'm going to a sporting event with you? 873 00:34:06,284 --> 00:34:07,890 It's nice to meet you, V. 874 00:34:07,891 --> 00:34:09,203 Ooh. 875 00:34:09,204 --> 00:34:11,497 Look at you with your strong handshake! 876 00:34:11,498 --> 00:34:12,562 You know, I work out. 877 00:34:12,563 --> 00:34:13,999 What's up, man? 878 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,209 I'm Kevin. 879 00:34:15,210 --> 00:34:16,502 Are you gay, yes or no? 880 00:34:16,503 --> 00:34:17,962 Uh... Hey, Kev. 881 00:34:17,963 --> 00:34:19,797 No, I'm not gay. 882 00:34:19,798 --> 00:34:21,715 Though people think that because, you know, 883 00:34:21,716 --> 00:34:23,870 I'm an activist for the LGBTQ community. 884 00:34:23,871 --> 00:34:25,311 You know, I help them with the parade, 885 00:34:25,312 --> 00:34:27,221 provide fancy convertibles and such. 886 00:34:27,222 --> 00:34:28,347 - You guys ready to roll? - Yeah. 887 00:34:28,348 --> 00:34:30,099 Uh, no, V, 888 00:34:30,100 --> 00:34:33,840 you can't go anymore because of that thing. 889 00:34:33,841 --> 00:34:34,770 What thing? 890 00:34:34,771 --> 00:34:36,624 The thing that I need to discuss with you 891 00:34:36,625 --> 00:34:37,815 for a moment over here, 892 00:34:37,816 --> 00:34:39,275 away from the linebacker. 893 00:34:39,276 --> 00:34:41,068 Oh, man, I'm much too big to be a linebacker. 894 00:34:41,069 --> 00:34:42,570 But I did play basketball at Georgetown. 895 00:34:42,571 --> 00:34:44,280 Oh! Is that right? 896 00:34:44,281 --> 00:34:46,532 Okay, this is not what I meant by a new friend. 897 00:34:46,533 --> 00:34:48,826 I meant a girlfriend or a very gay man. 898 00:34:48,827 --> 00:34:50,536 Oh, please. I'm in love with you. 899 00:34:50,537 --> 00:34:51,996 There's nobody gonna change that, baby. 900 00:34:51,997 --> 00:34:53,998 Guys ready to go? Go, Sox! 901 00:34:53,999 --> 00:34:54,999 All right, here we go. Hey. 902 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,250 Pleasure meeting you, Kevin! 903 00:34:56,251 --> 00:34:57,743 Yeah, you too, buddy! 904 00:35:01,882 --> 00:35:03,484 All right, quick. 905 00:35:04,397 --> 00:35:06,387 Tell me how I find a new best friend for my wife. 906 00:35:13,310 --> 00:35:15,019 Yo, it's Lip. Leave a message. 907 00:35:18,601 --> 00:35:20,153 - Hey, dick! - Sorry. I'll be quick. 908 00:35:20,154 --> 00:35:22,359 One call each! 909 00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:23,652 Hello? 910 00:35:23,653 --> 00:35:25,102 Collect call from... 911 00:35:25,103 --> 00:35:27,016 Yes, I accept the charges. 912 00:35:27,783 --> 00:35:29,575 Hey, Ian. What's up? 913 00:35:29,576 --> 00:35:32,667 Hey, Debs. Do you know where Lip is? 914 00:35:32,668 --> 00:35:33,632 I couldn't get a hold of him, 915 00:35:33,633 --> 00:35:36,790 and, you know, I could really use some advice right now. 916 00:35:36,791 --> 00:35:39,060 Oh, I think he's probably still at the hospital. 917 00:35:39,061 --> 00:35:40,878 No way. Is Tami in labor? 918 00:35:40,879 --> 00:35:42,379 She had the baby. 919 00:35:42,380 --> 00:35:43,964 The whole thing's fucked up. 920 00:35:43,965 --> 00:35:46,383 Tami almost died. She's still in the hospital. 921 00:35:46,384 --> 00:35:47,745 Lip's up shit's creek trying 922 00:35:47,746 --> 00:35:48,886 to handle the newborn alone. 923 00:35:48,887 --> 00:35:50,179 It's a hot mess. 924 00:35:50,180 --> 00:35:51,556 But the baby's all right? 925 00:35:52,599 --> 00:35:53,557 Debs? 926 00:35:53,558 --> 00:35:54,558 Debbie? 927 00:35:54,559 --> 00:35:56,685 No. 928 00:35:56,686 --> 00:35:57,311 Debbie, can you hear me? 929 00:35:57,312 --> 00:35:58,479 - No! - Hello? 930 00:35:58,480 --> 00:35:59,480 No! 931 00:35:59,481 --> 00:36:01,399 No! No! 932 00:36:03,026 --> 00:36:04,168 What's with you? 933 00:36:05,779 --> 00:36:07,821 Lip had the baby. 934 00:36:07,822 --> 00:36:09,073 Oh, yeah? 935 00:36:09,074 --> 00:36:10,574 Boy or girl? 936 00:36:10,575 --> 00:36:12,504 I don't know. We got cut off. 937 00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:15,370 Something's wrong. 938 00:36:15,883 --> 00:36:17,873 Tami's still in the hospital. 939 00:36:17,874 --> 00:36:19,786 Lip's all alone with the baby. 940 00:36:20,585 --> 00:36:23,380 Well, congrats. You're an uncle. 941 00:36:24,294 --> 00:36:25,631 I already was. 942 00:36:26,194 --> 00:36:27,394 All right, then. 943 00:36:38,186 --> 00:36:39,854 Stop the tape. 944 00:36:39,855 --> 00:36:43,190 There. Can you zoom in? 945 00:36:43,191 --> 00:36:46,694 Those motherfuckers. 946 00:36:46,695 --> 00:36:50,406 Then they return with a dolly at 016:00 hours. 947 00:36:50,407 --> 00:36:51,920 Sorry I missed it. 948 00:36:51,921 --> 00:36:53,521 I nap from one to three, usually. 949 00:36:54,694 --> 00:36:56,036 Can I borrow your gun? 950 00:36:56,037 --> 00:36:57,440 No. 951 00:36:57,441 --> 00:36:58,706 Taser? 952 00:36:58,707 --> 00:37:00,207 - Twenty bucks? - Forty. 953 00:37:00,208 --> 00:37:01,835 Deal. 954 00:37:18,685 --> 00:37:20,394 Be right back, okay? 955 00:37:20,395 --> 00:37:21,563 Be right back. 956 00:37:37,454 --> 00:37:39,705 Hey, excuse me. Can you hold that? 957 00:37:39,706 --> 00:37:41,707 Thank you. 958 00:37:41,708 --> 00:37:44,710 Hey. Hey, it's all right. 959 00:37:44,711 --> 00:37:45,711 Shh. 960 00:37:45,712 --> 00:37:47,129 That's all right. 961 00:37:47,130 --> 00:37:48,088 That's all right. 962 00:37:48,089 --> 00:37:49,590 Here, give him to me. 963 00:37:49,591 --> 00:37:51,030 I'll hold him so you can smoke. 964 00:37:51,031 --> 00:37:52,843 Oh, really? 965 00:37:52,844 --> 00:37:54,261 The struggle is real. 966 00:37:54,262 --> 00:37:55,971 I haven't finished a cigarette since 2015. 967 00:37:55,972 --> 00:37:56,972 Go on, I got him. 968 00:37:56,973 --> 00:37:58,685 You a child abductor? 969 00:37:58,686 --> 00:38:00,309 I'm Sarah. 970 00:38:00,310 --> 00:38:01,769 I have three kids under five. 971 00:38:01,770 --> 00:38:03,873 If I wanted to run, I'm too tired. 972 00:38:04,939 --> 00:38:06,405 - Yeah, okay. - Okay, take this. 973 00:38:10,111 --> 00:38:12,446 You got him? 974 00:38:12,447 --> 00:38:14,323 I'm gonna be right over here, okay? 975 00:38:18,370 --> 00:38:19,858 What brings you to church? 976 00:38:19,859 --> 00:38:21,341 AA? OA? 977 00:38:21,342 --> 00:38:22,501 NA? 978 00:38:22,502 --> 00:38:25,809 Al Anon? Nar Anon? Actual Catholicism? 979 00:38:25,810 --> 00:38:28,160 AA. You? 980 00:38:28,161 --> 00:38:29,630 NMAA. 981 00:38:29,631 --> 00:38:30,873 New Mom AA. 982 00:38:30,874 --> 00:38:32,007 We're self-titled. 983 00:38:32,008 --> 00:38:33,926 Basically a bunch of new moms 984 00:38:33,927 --> 00:38:35,469 in sweatpants trying not to lose our shit 985 00:38:35,470 --> 00:38:36,512 and blow our brains out, 986 00:38:36,513 --> 00:38:38,200 all while lactating on each other. 987 00:38:38,201 --> 00:38:39,946 Sounds like a real rager. 988 00:38:39,947 --> 00:38:42,308 It is. 989 00:38:42,309 --> 00:38:43,644 He likes you. 990 00:38:43,645 --> 00:38:45,312 It's my eau de breast milk. 991 00:38:45,313 --> 00:38:46,726 Shoulda worn it in high school. 992 00:38:46,727 --> 00:38:48,127 Been prom queen. 993 00:38:52,737 --> 00:38:54,446 Thank you again. 994 00:38:54,447 --> 00:38:56,031 That's the nicest thing anyone's done for me 995 00:38:56,032 --> 00:38:57,099 in a long time. 996 00:38:57,100 --> 00:38:58,345 You're welcome. 997 00:38:58,346 --> 00:38:59,838 I gotcha. 998 00:39:07,335 --> 00:39:09,461 We meet at the end of the hall, last door on the left, 999 00:39:09,462 --> 00:39:10,853 if you ever wanna come by. 1000 00:39:10,854 --> 00:39:12,741 See, I'm not a mom. 1001 00:39:12,742 --> 00:39:13,993 You sure? 1002 00:39:21,683 --> 00:39:24,340 Frank Gallagher! 1003 00:39:24,341 --> 00:39:27,073 Show yourself! 1004 00:39:27,074 --> 00:39:30,190 I want my stuff back! 1005 00:39:30,191 --> 00:39:31,442 Come out, Frank! 1006 00:39:31,443 --> 00:39:33,569 I'm gonna find you! 1007 00:39:33,570 --> 00:39:36,051 This shit is about to get biblical! 1008 00:39:37,824 --> 00:39:39,305 You're not gonna believe this. 1009 00:39:39,306 --> 00:39:40,993 We actually made a profit 1010 00:39:40,994 --> 00:39:42,619 selling Debbie's stuff today. 1011 00:39:42,620 --> 00:39:45,760 After we pay that vet, we got 50 bucks left. 1012 00:39:45,761 --> 00:39:47,708 Let's have a party. 1013 00:39:47,709 --> 00:39:49,155 A quinceañera. 1014 00:39:49,156 --> 00:39:51,962 I'm 15, in a dress. 1015 00:39:52,503 --> 00:39:54,965 Hit the piñata. 1016 00:39:54,966 --> 00:39:58,361 You know, that's not a bad idea: 1017 00:39:58,362 --> 00:39:59,803 Maximize our profits. 1018 00:39:59,804 --> 00:40:02,428 We take the fifty bucks, we buy a keg, 1019 00:40:02,429 --> 00:40:04,272 charge 10 bucks at the door. 1020 00:40:04,273 --> 00:40:06,769 We do it at my house so it doesn't cost us anything. 1021 00:40:06,770 --> 00:40:08,145 - Ca-ching. - Yeah. 1022 00:40:08,146 --> 00:40:10,564 - Hello. - Hey, Doc. 1023 00:40:10,565 --> 00:40:12,149 It's all there. Count it. 1024 00:40:12,150 --> 00:40:14,171 Ah. Dialysis time. 1025 00:40:14,172 --> 00:40:16,403 Hey, surprise, surprise. 1026 00:40:16,404 --> 00:40:17,738 All righty. 1027 00:40:17,739 --> 00:40:21,909 Now, uh, I can't stick the dialysis 1028 00:40:21,910 --> 00:40:25,537 into a port that is that infected. 1029 00:40:25,538 --> 00:40:29,829 So I'm gonna have to douse ya with disinfectant first. 1030 00:40:29,830 --> 00:40:31,752 Okay? Yeah. 1031 00:40:31,753 --> 00:40:33,754 This'll do it. 1032 00:40:33,755 --> 00:40:35,032 Cleans the kennels. 1033 00:40:35,033 --> 00:40:36,215 - Rubbing alcohol? - Yeah. 1034 00:40:36,216 --> 00:40:37,174 You're gonna want to hold him down. 1035 00:40:37,175 --> 00:40:39,051 'Cause this is gonna hurt. 1036 00:40:39,052 --> 00:40:40,219 Get the shirt off. 1037 00:40:40,220 --> 00:40:42,763 Here we go. 1038 00:40:42,764 --> 00:40:44,973 - Christ on a cracker. - Jesus. 1039 00:40:44,974 --> 00:40:46,934 Getting notes of buttered popcorn this time. 1040 00:40:46,935 --> 00:40:48,185 Here you go, buddy. 1041 00:40:48,186 --> 00:40:49,228 Easy. I gotcha. 1042 00:40:49,229 --> 00:40:49,812 I gotcha. I gotcha. Easy. 1043 00:40:49,813 --> 00:40:50,938 There you go. 1044 00:40:50,939 --> 00:40:52,272 All right. 1045 00:40:52,273 --> 00:40:55,443 Get him something to bite on too. 1046 00:41:01,950 --> 00:41:03,951 Okay, here we go. On three. 1047 00:41:03,952 --> 00:41:05,410 Ready? 1048 00:41:05,411 --> 00:41:07,371 One, two... 1049 00:41:07,372 --> 00:41:09,373 Think of the party. Be brave. 1050 00:41:09,374 --> 00:41:10,332 Three! 1051 00:41:15,213 --> 00:41:17,422 Here, you earned it. 1052 00:41:17,423 --> 00:41:18,715 Thank you. 1053 00:41:18,716 --> 00:41:20,165 So you guys do this every night? 1054 00:41:20,166 --> 00:41:22,135 You ever get any sleep? 1055 00:41:22,136 --> 00:41:23,470 Yeah, that's why they call it a family business. 1056 00:41:23,471 --> 00:41:25,222 So labor laws don't apply. 1057 00:41:25,223 --> 00:41:26,932 What's your family's business? 1058 00:41:26,933 --> 00:41:30,092 Uh, you know, drugs? Abuse? 1059 00:41:30,093 --> 00:41:31,979 Sometimes we show up for each other's court dates. 1060 00:41:33,982 --> 00:41:36,412 I gotta say, I lied before. 1061 00:41:36,413 --> 00:41:38,098 I don't really know how to make tamales. 1062 00:41:38,099 --> 00:41:39,666 No shit. Really? 1063 00:41:40,947 --> 00:41:42,990 I just wanted to spend time with you 1064 00:41:42,991 --> 00:41:44,412 in a place that smells like corn. 1065 00:41:44,413 --> 00:41:46,085 'Cause you like me? 1066 00:41:46,086 --> 00:41:48,131 Uh, si? 1067 00:41:49,569 --> 00:41:51,331 What about your girlfriend? 1068 00:41:51,332 --> 00:41:53,331 And you have this whole thing with Lori too? 1069 00:41:53,332 --> 00:41:56,158 Lori? No, I don't... I don't have a thing with Lori. 1070 00:41:56,159 --> 00:41:58,330 And the Kelly thing is, you know, I don't know. 1071 00:41:58,331 --> 00:42:00,156 She's gonna be at Annapolis for years. 1072 00:42:00,157 --> 00:42:02,189 She wants to be an admiral or some shit. 1073 00:42:02,190 --> 00:42:04,553 I don't know. It's... it's complicated. 1074 00:42:05,148 --> 00:42:08,348 _ 1075 00:42:08,349 --> 00:42:09,568 _ 1076 00:42:13,646 --> 00:42:15,188 What'd he say? 1077 00:42:15,189 --> 00:42:16,523 Uh, break's over. 1078 00:42:16,524 --> 00:42:18,191 - Back to work. - Wait, that was break? 1079 00:42:18,192 --> 00:42:19,318 I thought we were done. 1080 00:42:20,653 --> 00:42:22,112 We're just getting started. 1081 00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:33,909 Hey, it's Milkovich's boy. 1082 00:42:35,293 --> 00:42:36,960 What's up, Milkovich's boy? 1083 00:42:38,162 --> 00:42:39,713 How your daddy? 1084 00:42:39,714 --> 00:42:41,673 Fucking miss that guy. 1085 00:42:41,674 --> 00:42:42,956 He still alive? 1086 00:42:42,957 --> 00:42:44,718 Yeah, unfortunately. 1087 00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:46,720 Oh, he's a jokester! 1088 00:42:46,721 --> 00:42:49,640 Funny guy. 1089 00:42:49,641 --> 00:42:51,570 Should we cut this bitch, Nana? 1090 00:42:51,571 --> 00:42:55,103 Nah. I liked his pop. 1091 00:42:55,104 --> 00:42:56,563 He had manners. 1092 00:42:56,564 --> 00:42:58,774 I got manners too, Nana. 1093 00:42:58,775 --> 00:43:00,359 I brought smokes. 1094 00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:01,792 Three packs. 1095 00:43:08,044 --> 00:43:09,237 Okay. 1096 00:43:10,244 --> 00:43:11,536 I'm listening. 1097 00:43:13,373 --> 00:43:15,749 I guess I need some advice. 1098 00:43:15,750 --> 00:43:18,447 It's about my partner, Ian. 1099 00:43:19,087 --> 00:43:20,447 Business or pleasure? 1100 00:43:22,298 --> 00:43:23,655 Pleasure. 1101 00:43:23,656 --> 00:43:25,217 Continue. 1102 00:43:26,462 --> 00:43:28,633 Found out he's up for parole next week, 1103 00:43:28,634 --> 00:43:29,638 and I... 1104 00:43:29,639 --> 00:43:31,159 But you had the talk, right? 1105 00:43:33,643 --> 00:43:35,602 We kinda didn't until earlier today... 1106 00:43:35,603 --> 00:43:36,877 Didn't have the talk. 1107 00:43:36,878 --> 00:43:39,064 Fuckin' amateur hour. 1108 00:43:39,065 --> 00:43:40,617 But he says he's gonna throw his parole 1109 00:43:40,618 --> 00:43:42,109 so he can stay in here with me, 1110 00:43:42,110 --> 00:43:43,068 which I want him to do. 1111 00:43:43,069 --> 00:43:44,407 I mean, I fucking got myself 1112 00:43:44,408 --> 00:43:46,071 put in here just to be with him. 1113 00:43:46,072 --> 00:43:49,074 So I mean, I'm right, right? 1114 00:43:49,075 --> 00:43:50,818 But now your conscience is saying, 1115 00:43:50,819 --> 00:43:53,971 no, dog, you're a dick, right? 1116 00:43:56,749 --> 00:43:58,761 See, the thing is, little Milky... 1117 00:43:59,919 --> 00:44:01,920 You can't make someone love you. 1118 00:44:02,557 --> 00:44:03,797 You can't let someone throw 1119 00:44:03,798 --> 00:44:05,334 their parole for you neither, son. 1120 00:44:06,300 --> 00:44:08,301 It's like my tattoo says: 1121 00:44:08,302 --> 00:44:10,823 Let her go. 1122 00:44:12,056 --> 00:44:13,402 No good's gonna come from 1123 00:44:13,403 --> 00:44:15,069 both of you being here together. 1124 00:44:16,310 --> 00:44:17,644 If you make him do this for you, 1125 00:44:17,645 --> 00:44:19,379 he's gonna wind up resenting you 1126 00:44:19,380 --> 00:44:21,064 and hating you. 1127 00:44:21,065 --> 00:44:22,720 You gotta set him free. 1128 00:44:25,448 --> 00:44:26,831 What do you boys think? 1129 00:44:28,031 --> 00:44:29,990 I think number 7, 1130 00:44:29,991 --> 00:44:33,994 number 14, and number 31. 1131 00:44:33,995 --> 00:44:36,038 Agreed. 1132 00:44:36,039 --> 00:44:38,832 And, uh, maybe 42, too. 1133 00:44:38,833 --> 00:44:40,918 Oh, yeah. Mm. 1134 00:44:43,171 --> 00:44:44,833 Okay, ladies. 1135 00:44:45,413 --> 00:44:48,477 You are the bold and brave who responded on Tinder. 1136 00:44:49,427 --> 00:44:52,308 I'm Kevin, your host, if you will. 1137 00:44:52,309 --> 00:44:53,680 Let's begin. 1138 00:44:53,681 --> 00:44:56,115 Now, if I don't call your number, 1139 00:44:56,116 --> 00:44:57,309 please go home. 1140 00:44:58,496 --> 00:45:00,604 Number 7. Number 14. 1141 00:45:00,605 --> 00:45:02,713 Number 31. Number 42... 1142 00:45:02,714 --> 00:45:04,691 Number 2, number 11, 1143 00:45:04,692 --> 00:45:07,481 number 26, number 37, 1144 00:45:07,482 --> 00:45:09,404 number 85, number 5, 1145 00:45:09,405 --> 00:45:12,450 number 17, number 62. 1146 00:45:13,868 --> 00:45:15,129 Thank you. 1147 00:45:16,162 --> 00:45:17,996 Thank you. 1148 00:45:17,997 --> 00:45:19,306 Thank you. 1149 00:45:19,307 --> 00:45:22,209 Okay, so does anyone know what this is? 1150 00:45:22,210 --> 00:45:23,627 I thought this was a booty call. 1151 00:45:23,628 --> 00:45:27,089 Now I'm thinking maybe undercover reality show? 1152 00:45:27,090 --> 00:45:28,465 All right, ladies. 1153 00:45:28,466 --> 00:45:30,300 Congratulations on making the first round. 1154 00:45:30,301 --> 00:45:31,218 Now you guys are probably wondering 1155 00:45:31,219 --> 00:45:32,675 what you're doing here. 1156 00:45:32,676 --> 00:45:35,503 To hook up with you, was what we thought. 1157 00:45:35,504 --> 00:45:37,808 No. 1158 00:45:37,809 --> 00:45:38,892 I'm flattered. 1159 00:45:38,893 --> 00:45:40,185 Thank you. But no. 1160 00:45:40,186 --> 00:45:43,526 What you could win is way better than that: 1161 00:45:43,527 --> 00:45:46,059 a friendship with a really great lady. 1162 00:45:46,898 --> 00:45:48,985 Now, the first round is simple. 1163 00:45:48,986 --> 00:45:52,030 Tell me about your hobbies, your dreams. 1164 00:45:52,031 --> 00:45:54,241 Tell me about your education history, 1165 00:45:54,242 --> 00:45:57,494 any little tidbits about work life, marital status. 1166 00:45:57,495 --> 00:45:59,412 Ooh, I also am curious 1167 00:45:59,413 --> 00:46:01,629 who you root for: The Cubs or the Sox. 1168 00:46:01,630 --> 00:46:03,250 Are those baseball teams? 1169 00:46:03,251 --> 00:46:04,999 Get out. 1170 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:08,130 Now, my assistants are passing out paper and pencils. 1171 00:46:08,131 --> 00:46:12,092 Excuse me, friends and friends of friends! 1172 00:46:12,093 --> 00:46:15,929 Hear ye, hear ye! 1173 00:46:15,930 --> 00:46:17,013 The fuck am I? 1174 00:46:17,014 --> 00:46:21,268 Party at the Gallaghers' house, starting right now. 1175 00:46:21,269 --> 00:46:24,187 A keg has been procured, and for 10 bucks at the door, 1176 00:46:24,188 --> 00:46:27,691 I invite you to celebrate my coronation as king. 1177 00:46:27,692 --> 00:46:28,817 All are invited! 1178 00:46:28,818 --> 00:46:31,653 And unlike this piece of shit country, 1179 00:46:31,654 --> 00:46:34,573 my border turns away no one! 1180 00:46:34,574 --> 00:46:38,577 Free mushrooms, blow, and chicken wings. 1181 00:46:38,578 --> 00:46:39,748 - Yeah! - Let's go! 1182 00:46:39,749 --> 00:46:41,295 Come on! 1183 00:46:41,296 --> 00:46:42,662 Just down the street. 1184 00:46:42,663 --> 00:46:45,250 All right, ladies, and... 1185 00:46:45,251 --> 00:46:47,252 Begin. 1186 00:46:56,304 --> 00:46:57,554 Yo, you sure about this, Gallagher? 1187 00:46:57,555 --> 00:46:58,722 Said I was gonna do it. 1188 00:46:58,723 --> 00:46:59,723 Gonna fucking do it. 1189 00:47:02,768 --> 00:47:04,079 Who's the target? 1190 00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:05,382 Him. 1191 00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:08,106 The fat one? 1192 00:47:08,107 --> 00:47:09,733 Man, they're all gonna scream for the guards, 1193 00:47:09,734 --> 00:47:12,152 which means you're gonna get caught for sure. 1194 00:47:12,153 --> 00:47:13,153 Yeah. 1195 00:47:14,352 --> 00:47:15,520 Yeah, okay. 1196 00:47:15,521 --> 00:47:16,980 Thanks. 1197 00:47:22,788 --> 00:47:24,094 How's my form? 1198 00:47:24,721 --> 00:47:26,208 Solid. 1199 00:47:26,209 --> 00:47:27,251 Go get him, tiger. 1200 00:47:39,013 --> 00:47:40,305 Come here. Shut the fuck up. 1201 00:47:40,306 --> 00:47:41,306 - What the fuck? - Shut the fuck up! 1202 00:47:43,226 --> 00:47:45,311 Fuck. 1203 00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:48,605 What do you think you're doing? 1204 00:47:48,606 --> 00:47:49,856 You're gonna fucking shiv somebody? 1205 00:47:49,857 --> 00:47:50,815 What the fuck else am I supposed to do? 1206 00:47:50,816 --> 00:47:52,317 Not that. 1207 00:47:52,318 --> 00:47:54,736 You're not throwing your fuckin' parole for me. 1208 00:47:54,737 --> 00:47:55,612 We need to get you the hell outta this shit-hole. 1209 00:47:55,613 --> 00:47:56,613 I want to be with you! 1210 00:47:56,614 --> 00:47:57,657 You don't get to be. 1211 00:48:01,302 --> 00:48:02,989 I want to be where you are, Mickey. 1212 00:48:05,623 --> 00:48:07,540 You don't belong in here, Gallagher. 1213 00:48:07,541 --> 00:48:09,251 Go get a job. 1214 00:48:09,252 --> 00:48:11,212 Be an uncle to Lip's kid. 1215 00:48:13,124 --> 00:48:14,809 I'll get out soon. 1216 00:48:17,468 --> 00:48:19,470 I shouldn't have asked you to stay. 1217 00:48:21,813 --> 00:48:23,224 I love you. 1218 00:48:25,187 --> 00:48:26,238 I know. 1219 00:48:28,875 --> 00:48:30,141 I love you, too. 1220 00:48:36,696 --> 00:48:38,113 Hey, guys, sorry I'm late. 1221 00:48:38,114 --> 00:48:39,686 My father stole my shit. 1222 00:48:39,687 --> 00:48:41,283 It's just been a horrible day. 1223 00:48:41,284 --> 00:48:43,327 Hello? 1224 00:48:45,788 --> 00:48:48,873 Hello? 1225 00:48:48,874 --> 00:48:50,625 The mighty, mighty union! 1226 00:48:50,626 --> 00:48:52,460 Show us the money! 1227 00:48:52,461 --> 00:48:53,670 We want respect! 1228 00:48:53,671 --> 00:48:54,629 We are the union! 1229 00:48:54,630 --> 00:48:56,464 The mighty, mighty union! 1230 00:48:56,465 --> 00:48:59,092 Show us the money! 1231 00:48:59,093 --> 00:49:02,444 Debbie! O, captain, our captain! 1232 00:49:02,445 --> 00:49:03,680 Guys! Debbie's here! 1233 00:49:03,681 --> 00:49:07,729 Yes, yes! 1234 00:49:07,730 --> 00:49:08,768 We're sticking it to the man! 1235 00:49:08,769 --> 00:49:09,811 We're on strike! 1236 00:49:09,812 --> 00:49:11,229 But we just joined the union. 1237 00:49:11,230 --> 00:49:12,814 I know! Isn't it inspiring? 1238 00:49:12,815 --> 00:49:14,024 We are the union! The mighty, mighty union! 1239 00:49:14,025 --> 00:49:15,525 Debbie! 1240 00:49:15,526 --> 00:49:17,009 This is the day that welders are gonna be 1241 00:49:17,010 --> 00:49:19,237 talking about for generations to come. 1242 00:49:19,238 --> 00:49:21,072 You gotta be so proud. 1243 00:49:21,073 --> 00:49:22,449 Cut the shit, Jerry. 1244 00:49:22,450 --> 00:49:23,855 - How long's a strike? - Well, it depends. 1245 00:49:23,856 --> 00:49:25,327 How long was the last one? 1246 00:49:25,328 --> 00:49:28,079 How long was the last strike, Jerry? 1247 00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:29,831 Seven months, 16 days. 1248 00:49:29,832 --> 00:49:31,333 We want respect! 1249 00:49:31,334 --> 00:49:33,271 How do I apply to be a scab? 1250 00:49:34,378 --> 00:49:35,891 That's good. 1251 00:49:39,467 --> 00:49:41,426 Hey! You made it! 1252 00:49:41,427 --> 00:49:42,469 I'm so pleased. 1253 00:49:42,470 --> 00:49:43,928 Howl with me. 1254 00:49:45,394 --> 00:49:48,433 I don't know why I like doing that. 1255 00:49:48,434 --> 00:49:50,977 Southside rocks! 1256 00:49:50,978 --> 00:49:52,854 Are you having fun, everybody? 1257 00:49:52,855 --> 00:49:55,222 Say "Southside, Southside!" 1258 00:49:59,695 --> 00:50:01,114 Whoa! 1259 00:50:01,115 --> 00:50:02,947 Hey! 1260 00:50:02,948 --> 00:50:04,491 Holy crap. 1261 00:50:06,410 --> 00:50:08,376 Have fun, everybody! 1262 00:50:10,539 --> 00:50:12,290 Mikey? 1263 00:50:12,291 --> 00:50:16,086 You little Spanish bull, you, I got... I got news. 1264 00:50:16,087 --> 00:50:18,630 Mikey, you in here? 1265 00:50:18,631 --> 00:50:20,757 Holy shit. 1266 00:50:20,758 --> 00:50:22,050 Whoa. 1267 00:50:26,013 --> 00:50:28,181 Mikey. 1268 00:50:30,893 --> 00:50:33,019 I'll be back, okay? Don't leave. 1269 00:50:33,020 --> 00:50:34,938 Mikey, are you... 1270 00:50:36,732 --> 00:50:40,443 That's really beautiful. 1271 00:50:43,697 --> 00:50:45,698 Mikey, we did it! 1272 00:50:45,699 --> 00:50:47,700 Port money! 1273 00:50:47,701 --> 00:50:48,785 We got money! 1274 00:50:48,786 --> 00:50:50,161 We can go to the ER 1275 00:50:50,162 --> 00:50:53,206 for your disgusting, infected port thing. 1276 00:50:53,207 --> 00:50:54,431 Tomorrow. 1277 00:50:54,432 --> 00:50:57,210 Right now, dance with me. 1278 00:50:57,211 --> 00:51:00,338 No, we should get you to the ER, right? 1279 00:51:00,339 --> 00:51:03,258 Tomorrow, Frank. Today, dance with me. 1280 00:51:03,259 --> 00:51:06,145 Hold me. Tell me I'm okay. 1281 00:51:06,146 --> 00:51:08,148 You're okay. 1282 00:51:11,225 --> 00:51:13,389 Everything... everything is gonna be okay. 1283 00:51:13,390 --> 00:51:16,813 Excuse me, excuse me. 1284 00:51:16,814 --> 00:51:18,940 A fuckin' house party, Frank? What grade are you in? 1285 00:51:18,941 --> 00:51:22,454 Grade A! Frank's the best grade. 1286 00:51:24,071 --> 00:51:26,030 Jesus Christ. 1287 00:51:30,619 --> 00:51:33,706 And finally, number 14. 1288 00:51:36,083 --> 00:51:40,003 Tell us, what do you think makes you a good friend? 1289 00:51:40,004 --> 00:51:41,546 Like... 1290 00:51:41,547 --> 00:51:44,591 - I'm a really good listener. - Mm. 1291 00:51:44,592 --> 00:51:47,218 I could listen to you for hours, Kevin. 1292 00:51:48,669 --> 00:51:51,973 Thank you, number 14. You may be seated. 1293 00:51:51,974 --> 00:51:54,392 And that concludes our interview portion. 1294 00:51:54,393 --> 00:51:56,644 It's tough to stay at this time, but right now, 1295 00:51:56,645 --> 00:51:59,105 I think, uh, number 14 might be in the lead. 1296 00:51:59,106 --> 00:52:00,690 Are you serious? 1297 00:52:00,691 --> 00:52:03,693 Now, our next test is simple. 1298 00:52:03,694 --> 00:52:06,779 I ask, you answer... Just simple word association. 1299 00:52:06,780 --> 00:52:08,781 Can we get another round of shots? 1300 00:52:08,782 --> 00:52:11,910 Yes. Gretzky or Orr? 1301 00:52:11,911 --> 00:52:14,279 Gretzky. 1302 00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:17,040 Gretzky. Hoops or soccer? 1303 00:52:17,041 --> 00:52:19,125 - Hoops. - Excellent. 1304 00:52:19,126 --> 00:52:21,586 Polo shirt or tank top with gold chains? 1305 00:52:21,587 --> 00:52:22,676 - Polo shirt. - Tank... 1306 00:52:22,677 --> 00:52:24,839 Who said polo shirt? 1307 00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:26,633 You're gone, 7. 1308 00:52:26,634 --> 00:52:28,676 Auf wiedersehen. 1309 00:52:28,677 --> 00:52:30,513 Mm-hmm. Finally. 1310 00:52:32,060 --> 00:52:34,067 Fries and a Frosty at Wendy's 1311 00:52:34,068 --> 00:52:37,143 or off the menu MexiMelt at Taco Bell? 1312 00:52:37,144 --> 00:52:38,478 - MexiMelt. - MexiMelt. 1313 00:52:38,479 --> 00:52:39,945 MexiMelt. 1314 00:52:39,946 --> 00:52:41,981 Oh, hey, V. There she is, everyone! 1315 00:52:41,982 --> 00:52:44,611 - Say hi, V. - Hi, V. 1316 00:52:44,612 --> 00:52:46,146 Hi, ladies... 1317 00:52:47,488 --> 00:52:49,697 Who are they? 1318 00:52:49,698 --> 00:52:51,616 Oh, they're his Tinder dates. 1319 00:52:51,617 --> 00:52:54,077 But he's doing it out of love for you. 1320 00:52:54,078 --> 00:52:55,126 Yeah. 1321 00:52:55,127 --> 00:52:56,246 His what? 1322 00:53:01,043 --> 00:53:02,335 Thanks for coming to the game with me, little man. 1323 00:53:02,336 --> 00:53:04,003 Thanks for taking me, MaVar. 1324 00:53:04,004 --> 00:53:05,505 Uh... 1325 00:53:05,506 --> 00:53:07,549 You know, you sure we shouldn't take you back 1326 00:53:07,550 --> 00:53:08,883 to the bar we dropped Veronica off at? 1327 00:53:08,884 --> 00:53:11,511 This is my home. Gotta face my fate. 1328 00:53:11,512 --> 00:53:13,638 All right. Let's do it again, okay? 1329 00:53:13,639 --> 00:53:14,973 Definitely. 1330 00:53:14,974 --> 00:53:17,016 - Have a good night. - All right. 1331 00:53:17,017 --> 00:53:18,977 I'm gonna cut you, motherfucker! 1332 00:53:20,813 --> 00:53:23,565 Fight, fight, fight! 1333 00:53:23,566 --> 00:53:24,983 - Fight, fight, fight... - Sorry. 1334 00:53:24,984 --> 00:53:26,276 Look, I can't leave you here. 1335 00:53:26,277 --> 00:53:27,610 You know how to play Nintendo Wii? 1336 00:53:27,611 --> 00:53:29,404 - Yeah. - All right, let's go. 1337 00:53:29,405 --> 00:53:32,240 Maybe grill some steaks, watch Do the Right Thing. 1338 00:53:32,241 --> 00:53:34,450 - You know who Spike Lee is? - Yep. 1339 00:53:34,451 --> 00:53:36,536 All right, of course you do. 1340 00:53:42,042 --> 00:53:43,844 Sorry about him. Get home safely. 1341 00:53:43,845 --> 00:53:44,921 Godspeed. 1342 00:53:44,922 --> 00:53:46,249 Thanks for playing. 1343 00:53:46,250 --> 00:53:48,006 Sorry about him. Have a good night. 1344 00:53:48,007 --> 00:53:49,674 Go with God. Thanks for playing. 1345 00:53:49,675 --> 00:53:52,510 - Sorry. - You can keep that. 1346 00:53:52,511 --> 00:53:56,514 You know, there's an app for making platonic friends, dick. 1347 00:53:56,515 --> 00:53:57,724 - FriendFinder. - Good to know. 1348 00:53:57,725 --> 00:54:00,220 Thanks for playing. 1349 00:54:01,020 --> 00:54:02,271 That everyone? 1350 00:54:04,231 --> 00:54:06,108 I'll get her some coffee. 1351 00:54:06,775 --> 00:54:09,277 - Hey. - Hey, man. 1352 00:54:09,278 --> 00:54:11,571 Thanks for letting me crash tonight, seriously. 1353 00:54:11,572 --> 00:54:12,864 Yeah. Hey... 1354 00:54:12,865 --> 00:54:14,449 Are you sure you don't want to stay at the house? 1355 00:54:14,450 --> 00:54:15,661 - Crash on the couch? - Nah. 1356 00:54:15,662 --> 00:54:17,201 The whole block's loud as shit 1357 00:54:17,202 --> 00:54:18,494 and I don't want to put you guys out. 1358 00:54:18,495 --> 00:54:19,751 It's all good. This is... this is good. 1359 00:54:19,752 --> 00:54:20,747 All right, man. 1360 00:54:20,748 --> 00:54:22,217 Seat yourself. 1361 00:54:22,218 --> 00:54:24,167 Take any booth you like. 1362 00:54:24,944 --> 00:54:26,336 Frank usually sleeps in that one. 1363 00:54:26,337 --> 00:54:28,046 Okay. 1364 00:54:42,227 --> 00:54:43,394 Got my shit? 1365 00:54:43,395 --> 00:54:44,979 You got mine? 1366 00:54:58,285 --> 00:55:01,121 FaceTime your brother. See the baby. 1367 00:55:04,078 --> 00:55:06,867 You got five minutes, starting now. 1368 00:55:12,591 --> 00:55:14,510 Rise and shine. 1369 00:55:16,804 --> 00:55:18,388 Did I win? 1370 00:55:18,389 --> 00:55:20,723 There's nothing to win. There never was. 1371 00:55:20,724 --> 00:55:23,769 My husband's a bit disturbed. Sorry. 1372 00:55:25,823 --> 00:55:27,980 I got you some coffee though. 1373 00:55:27,981 --> 00:55:30,108 Oh, my God, thank you. 1374 00:55:30,109 --> 00:55:31,651 Hope you didn't ruin your whole night. 1375 00:55:31,652 --> 00:55:32,832 Nah. 1376 00:55:32,833 --> 00:55:34,426 It was fun. 1377 00:55:34,427 --> 00:55:37,323 Free drinks and my kid's with my ex all weekend... 1378 00:55:37,324 --> 00:55:40,917 Girl's gotta put on lashes and lipstick every one in a while. 1379 00:55:40,918 --> 00:55:42,787 Yeah, gotta remember you're not dead, 1380 00:55:42,788 --> 00:55:44,330 even though you basically are as a mom. 1381 00:55:45,999 --> 00:55:48,334 Got twin girls. How old's your kid? 1382 00:55:48,335 --> 00:55:50,447 Six. Jared. 1383 00:55:50,448 --> 00:55:52,653 Like the jewelry store. 1384 00:55:52,654 --> 00:55:55,174 Right. "He went to Jared." 1385 00:55:55,175 --> 00:55:57,301 Too bad no one's ever going to Jared for me. 1386 00:55:57,302 --> 00:55:59,137 I had to buy this for myself. 1387 00:55:59,138 --> 00:56:00,805 A little self-care. 1388 00:56:00,806 --> 00:56:03,914 I put jewels and decals and shit on my nails. 1389 00:56:03,915 --> 00:56:05,309 My little treat. 1390 00:56:05,310 --> 00:56:07,437 It's hard to get out when you're our age. 1391 00:56:07,438 --> 00:56:08,688 So hard. 1392 00:56:08,689 --> 00:56:10,475 Hard to meet people. 1393 00:56:10,476 --> 00:56:12,582 It's hard to put yourself out there. 1394 00:56:13,648 --> 00:56:15,027 I'm Mimi. 1395 00:56:15,028 --> 00:56:16,962 Well, Mei Ling, but Mimi. 1396 00:56:16,963 --> 00:56:19,184 Veronica, but V. 1397 00:56:20,742 --> 00:56:23,305 Do you wanna get a nightcap, V? 1398 00:56:23,306 --> 00:56:25,904 Maybe somewhere that people aren't staring? 1399 00:56:25,905 --> 00:56:27,791 Yeah. 1400 00:56:33,547 --> 00:56:36,074 Bye, best friends. Have fun. 1401 00:56:52,649 --> 00:56:54,066 - Hello? - Ian? 1402 00:56:54,067 --> 00:56:56,569 How the hell are you on FaceTime? 1403 00:56:56,570 --> 00:56:58,987 Can I see the baby? 1404 00:56:58,988 --> 00:57:00,753 Yeah, yeah, no, he's, uh, 1405 00:57:00,754 --> 00:57:03,576 he's right here. 1406 00:57:05,287 --> 00:57:09,489 Hey, buddy, whoa. 1407 00:57:09,490 --> 00:57:11,522 Eight pounds, eight ounces. 1408 00:57:12,842 --> 00:57:14,837 This is Fred. 1409 00:57:14,838 --> 00:57:18,257 Fred, hey, hey! I'm your Uncle Ian. 1410 00:57:18,258 --> 00:57:20,289 Hello. 1411 00:57:20,290 --> 00:57:21,862 Lip, you have a son. 1412 00:57:21,863 --> 00:57:24,096 Yeah, I do. 1413 00:57:24,097 --> 00:57:27,767 Yeah, fuck. 1414 00:57:27,768 --> 00:57:29,185 Hey, buddy. 1415 00:57:31,756 --> 00:57:33,314 Fred Gallagher, huh? 1416 00:57:34,122 --> 00:57:35,764 It's nice to meet you, Freddie. 1417 00:57:35,765 --> 00:57:43,617 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 94631