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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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Now where was it?
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Goodness!
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Really?
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That's not even HD.
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That's a corncob.
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I'm trying but...
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Give it a sec.
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Alright, we've heard
some great ideas from Bret.
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And Amanda you are
looking so lovely today.
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Show of hands for Bret.
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Let's go Bret.
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And those for Amanda?
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Congratulations Bret.
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What's the first
thing you're gonna do
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as class president?
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Kool-aid in the
drinking fountains.
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Come on, that's
so not practical.
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Says the also ran.
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Seriously!
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We already have a
terrible ant problem...
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Amanda, that sounds
a little bossy.
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Yeah, also ran.
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Also ran!
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Also ran!
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Also ran!
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Also ran!
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- Also ran!
- Shhh!
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Also ran!
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Also ran!
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Kind words please!
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Also ran!
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Also ran!
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Also ran!
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Also ran!
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I'm not an also ran.
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I'm not an also ran.
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You are amazing.
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Say it.
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I'm hot.
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I'm smart.
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I'm my own boss.
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When I respect myself,
doors will open.
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What are
you waiting for?
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My clothes.
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Breathe in love.
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Treat yourself.
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Start out your day
in perfect balance.
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You like that?
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Hell yeah.
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Jesus, hand over the ball.
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You want me to
fumble your balls?
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Just play with them.
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Okay.
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Ugh no.
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Shit.
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Really?
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I'm sorry, I'm
sorry, I'm sorry.
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I got caught up.
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Ugh, wait.
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Listen Jenny, do
you need a ride or...
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That's really sweet of you,
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but it's Penny.
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That was my favorite shirt.
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You've got
a stop sign you asshole!
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I can't believe
you're still doing this.
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Haven't you been there
longer than most of the guys?
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I really don't mind Amanda.
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What about last year
when you broke your...
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I sprained my ankle so.
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You make me crazy.
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This is my big break.
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Sometimes you have
to do the grunt work.
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What, in 10 years they're
gonna make you pizza girl?
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Hello ladies.
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Bring us something honey?
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Nope.
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Come on darling.
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You know you look a lot
prettier when you smile.
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Thank you.
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That wasn't a compliment.
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These assholes bothering you?
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Oh hey.
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Hey.
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Probably shouldn't
put yourselves
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in these types of situations.
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Oh.
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I forgot to bring
this to our date.
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Awe!
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Oh, so it was a date huh?
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Sleepover?
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Okay.
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I went too far.
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I like the flower.
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Damnit.
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I suck at this.
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No.
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Hey, do you want
this while I'm here?
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I've kinda got my...
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Okay.
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Going to town
hall for the thing?
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What thing?
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You didn't...
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The mayor died.
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Shit, what?
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Oh shit!
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This is a tragic
day for Louisburg.
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Here with an update,
Sheriff Ross.
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Thank you Bret.
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Around 0300, Mayor
Gleason was found
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deceased in his Buick
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after going over a cliff
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at the Rock Quarry
in Badger Pocket.
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He might have
survived the crash,
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but then the coyotes.
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What about the
woman he was with?
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Oh that would be
Joanne, the Mayor's...
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She's recovering
at the hospital.
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That's all we have.
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Thanks Sheriff.
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I'd like to have a
moment of silence
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to remember the best Mayor
Louisburg has ever had.
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Born and raised here,
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he really understood what
our community needed.
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He renovated the church
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and then he also
negotiated the deal
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to bring us a
Honker's restaurant.
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Oh that was too much.
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Sorry.
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It's alright, it
was loud though.
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Okay.
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Anyway, a lot of you
are probably wondering
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what's gonna happen
with the open position.
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Well, there will be a
special election in one week.
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Candidates need to
submit their paperwork
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to Judy by the end of the day.
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I myself am running.
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I'm having a fundraiser
tonight at Honker's.
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Free wings.
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Johnson for Mayor.
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Coyotes?
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You're doing it right?
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Not again, mmm mmm.
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Amanda this is your chance.
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That's what I
thought last time.
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Nobody wants to vote
for an also ran.
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Hey grandma.
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What happened?
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Seriously grandma?
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I think you need to come
to town and live with me.
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Is this my prescription?
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Yes, and something else
that I think you should have.
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Oh goodness,
I don't need a gun.
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I know.
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I don't like them
anymore than you do,
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but grandma what else
do you have out here?
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I've got Thunder.
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Thunder is a cat.
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But she's my
sweet Thunder pussy.
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Okay grandma, can you
please not say that again?
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What do you mean?
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You know, if the
city would annex Hillview
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you'd have police
and fire out here,
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it'd be so much safer.
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I thought
you already brought that
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up with the City Council?
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Well, if I was Mayor I
could make that happen.
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Well, don't forget, the
Burkhearts and the Nickels
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are right next door.
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Grandma, the Burkhearts
can barely walk
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and the Nickels can never
remember who you are.
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You think that they're
gonna protect you?
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You've got a
good heart Amanda.
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Thanks.
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Over here.
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Yeah?
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Yeah.
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You found it?
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Is it under this?
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Well I hope so.
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Alright, here we go.
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You can do it.
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Oh wow.
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Wow.
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Got it?
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Ooh!
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Look at her.
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Grandma what's this?
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I think that's part of
my old sewing machine.
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Oh goodness.
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I don't even remember
when I buried this.
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Well it says here 1974.
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You would have been my age.
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Shit.
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Watch your mouth.
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Sorry grandma.
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Oh look.
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"Return within seven days."
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I think you might have
missed the window.
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Beautiful.
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Yeah well you can have the
piece of shit if you want.
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What?
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I think it's about time
that you should have it.
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Have fun.
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Jeff!
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Hey Bret.
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Hey buddy!
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Hey, question.
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Why do you need
maternity leave again?
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Come on man, we've
been over this.
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No I know I know,
but are you pregnant?
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Told you it wasn't a beer gut.
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Yeah, seriously though,
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you're gonna ditch us man?
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Jane's really gonna need me.
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I know, I'm just
messing with ya.
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Hey look, I got you a gift.
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Nice!
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Yeah, no problem buddy.
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Welcome to fatherhood.
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That is the last
thing in your house
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that's gonna get any piece
of your wife's boobs.
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I would sterilize that.
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He's definitely tried it out.
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That think cost me
150 bucks Maxwell.
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And you're late, why?
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Well, my grandma
got robbed again.
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Shit.
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Yeah.
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I'm really sorry to hear that.
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Thanks.
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As the new Mayor
I will make sure
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that things like that
don't happen anymore.
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What makes you think you're
definitely gonna be Mayor?
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I'm unopposed.
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And I'm the best
man for the job.
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It's not a microphone brother.
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Can you hear me?
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What if it's not a man?
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What if it's a woman?
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I'm running for Mayor too.
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Again?
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Don't.
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Seriously though,
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three years ago it didn't
go that great for you.
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So what's different
about this time?
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Thank you for
bringing that up.
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No problem.
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You know, I think because
people are tired of bullshit.
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And I, if I'm Mayor, will
actually make change.
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That's a lot of if's.
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It's actually one if.
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Wow.
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Look at the facts okay.
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How many women
presidents have we had?
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Wow.
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Other countries
are more progressive.
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Thanks Jeff.
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Like Iceland.
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Strip clubs are banned there
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and there are
countries in Africa
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where babies use their father's
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nipples as pacifiers.
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You should run
for office there.
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Amanda, is this how
this works, like this?
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You guys are dicks.
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Why would I know
how that works?
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Well...
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Oh because I have boobs!
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- Yes!
- Yeah 'cause you have boobs!
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Got it.
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Yes, that's exactly
how it works.
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How's this feel?
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It's umm.
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Wait.
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Shit!
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Give it!
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Point Maxwell!
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Torture device.
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Hey Judy.
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00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:52,295
Oh hi Amanda.
282
00:13:52,297 --> 00:13:53,130
Hi.
283
00:13:53,132 --> 00:13:54,732
What's this?
284
00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:56,032
This is awesome.
285
00:13:56,034 --> 00:13:57,468
I think you'll
make a great Mayor.
286
00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:58,301
Thank you.
287
00:13:58,303 --> 00:13:59,602
Hold on.
288
00:13:59,604 --> 00:14:01,237
Are you doing what I
think you're doing?
289
00:14:01,239 --> 00:14:02,372
Why, what do you
think I'm doing?
290
00:14:02,374 --> 00:14:03,540
What are you doing?
291
00:14:03,542 --> 00:14:04,742
Oh, she's gonna do it again
292
00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:07,111
so I can get it
for the front page.
293
00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:08,344
Here you go Judy.
294
00:14:08,346 --> 00:14:10,814
And for the headline
it needs to read,
295
00:14:10,816 --> 00:14:13,049
"No more blowjobs with
your tax dollars."
296
00:14:13,051 --> 00:14:14,251
Perfect!
297
00:14:14,253 --> 00:14:15,953
I am so proud of you.
298
00:14:15,955 --> 00:14:18,222
Maybe you can accomplish
what I never could.
299
00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:19,689
Actually Ruthie,
300
00:14:19,691 --> 00:14:22,293
I would love it if you would
be my campaign manager.
301
00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:24,661
Eh, you don't want
an old lady like me.
302
00:14:24,663 --> 00:14:25,862
Get someone young and fresh.
303
00:14:25,864 --> 00:14:27,330
Stop it.
304
00:14:27,332 --> 00:14:29,232
Listen, seriously, I'm
not gonna run without you.
305
00:14:29,234 --> 00:14:30,800
Okay, on one condition.
306
00:14:30,802 --> 00:14:31,635
Okay.
307
00:14:31,637 --> 00:14:33,871
Don't just beat Bret,
308
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,240
annihilate that shit head.
309
00:14:36,242 --> 00:14:37,574
Ruth, I love it.
310
00:14:37,576 --> 00:14:38,409
Language.
311
00:14:39,611 --> 00:14:41,046
That felt good.
312
00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:43,948
Now go get 'em.
313
00:14:43,950 --> 00:14:45,017
Oh my gosh.
314
00:14:47,253 --> 00:14:49,853
There's no going back now.
315
00:14:49,855 --> 00:14:51,288
Yeah.
316
00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:54,123
I would never ever
have the guts to do this.
317
00:14:54,125 --> 00:14:55,391
Stop it, you could do it.
318
00:14:55,393 --> 00:14:56,926
No I couldn't.
319
00:14:56,928 --> 00:14:58,529
Oh, it's Dex.
320
00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:00,164
Oh, how's that going?
321
00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:02,599
Well, actually I am making.
322
00:15:02,601 --> 00:15:05,871
I was, I was making
him dinner tonight.
323
00:15:07,606 --> 00:15:08,771
Mayor.
324
00:15:08,773 --> 00:15:10,676
Mayor!
325
00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:23,820
As Mayor of Louisburg,
326
00:15:23,822 --> 00:15:25,789
I promise that I
will make this town
327
00:15:25,791 --> 00:15:28,559
more business
friendly for shops,
328
00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:31,996
restaurants, hell
gentleman's clubs.
329
00:15:31,998 --> 00:15:33,264
I'm gonna bring it all in.
330
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,498
I'm gonna make this town...
331
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:37,333
Hi, welcome to Honkers.
332
00:15:37,335 --> 00:15:38,434
Are you here for the fundraiser?
333
00:15:38,436 --> 00:15:39,670
No.
334
00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:40,804
Are you
here for Bret Johnson?
335
00:15:40,806 --> 00:15:41,639
No.
336
00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:43,073
Are you a supporter?
337
00:15:43,075 --> 00:15:46,609
No I'm not, I'm just
picking up a friend.
338
00:15:46,611 --> 00:15:47,545
I look
forward to speaking
339
00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:49,612
with all of you one on one.
340
00:15:49,614 --> 00:15:51,214
Especially Miss Maxwell.
341
00:15:51,216 --> 00:15:53,449
Someone whose support
I did not expect.
342
00:15:53,451 --> 00:15:54,718
Not supporting,
not supporting.
343
00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:55,652
Not supporting.
344
00:15:55,654 --> 00:15:56,487
You are supporting.
345
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:57,420
No I'm not.
346
00:15:57,422 --> 00:15:58,322
You are, you're here.
347
00:15:58,324 --> 00:15:59,356
Heads up.
348
00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:01,424
I just saw something
coming at me.
349
00:16:01,426 --> 00:16:02,358
What the hell?!
350
00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:04,395
Hey, move with me, come on.
351
00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:06,296
Oh I've got the moves baby.
352
00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:08,066
Okay, alright okay.
353
00:16:09,167 --> 00:16:10,333
Oh yes.
354
00:16:10,335 --> 00:16:12,368
Hey Dex, Dex
what are you doing?
355
00:16:12,370 --> 00:16:14,237
Way to go fellas!
356
00:16:14,239 --> 00:16:17,574
Bret, hey man this
fundraiser was awesome!
357
00:16:17,576 --> 00:16:19,642
City Council, thanks for
all the free food and shit.
358
00:16:19,644 --> 00:16:22,112
You guys are gonna
make the best team.
359
00:16:22,114 --> 00:16:24,280
You guys voting for Bret?
360
00:16:24,282 --> 00:16:27,284
You guys are voting for him.
361
00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:29,019
You want Bret for Mayor?
362
00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:30,554
Dex I'm running.
363
00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:31,990
You're running.
364
00:16:32,858 --> 00:16:35,825
Kinda changes things doesn't it?
365
00:16:35,827 --> 00:16:38,761
Don't worry, I'll
totally vote for you.
366
00:16:40,432 --> 00:16:42,165
Dex are you okay?
367
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:44,200
Yeah yeah,
just one minute.
368
00:16:44,202 --> 00:16:46,804
Cool, I'm just gonna
let you rest there.
369
00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:47,974
Hey thank you.
370
00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:50,875
What?
371
00:16:51,911 --> 00:16:52,876
Excuse me gentlemen.
372
00:16:52,878 --> 00:16:54,714
I need you, come here.
373
00:16:58,850 --> 00:16:59,782
What's going on?
374
00:16:59,784 --> 00:17:01,684
Is the council backing you?
375
00:17:01,686 --> 00:17:03,386
Well it's a fundraiser.
376
00:17:03,388 --> 00:17:05,556
Oh my god, if I
were Mayor I would
377
00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:06,723
actually make this town better!
378
00:17:06,725 --> 00:17:07,957
I'd be able to
protect my grandma!
379
00:17:07,959 --> 00:17:08,892
What are you gonna do?!
380
00:17:08,894 --> 00:17:10,027
You're gonna put in strip clubs.
381
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,228
Maybe.
382
00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:12,428
Face it, if you win
it's only gonna be
383
00:17:12,430 --> 00:17:13,998
because you have a penis.
384
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,268
Oh, I don't need a penis.
385
00:17:18,670 --> 00:17:20,337
You're not gonna get
the votes because
386
00:17:20,339 --> 00:17:21,538
you're in your 30's,
you're unmarried,
387
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:22,839
and you have a lousy haircut.
388
00:17:22,841 --> 00:17:24,074
You know what?
389
00:17:24,076 --> 00:17:25,475
You have a terrible
haircut, check it out,
390
00:17:25,477 --> 00:17:27,744
right there, 30's,
unmarried, awful haircut.
391
00:17:27,746 --> 00:17:28,678
What's the difference?
392
00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:30,313
The difference is I'm a dude.
393
00:17:30,315 --> 00:17:31,348
So it doesn't really matter.
394
00:17:31,350 --> 00:17:32,683
My haircut is standard.
395
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:33,517
Let go!
396
00:17:33,519 --> 00:17:34,684
No!
397
00:17:34,686 --> 00:17:35,918
I wish that men would
behave like women.
398
00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:37,120
The world would be
a lot better place.
399
00:17:37,122 --> 00:17:38,888
I wish women
would act like men,
400
00:17:38,890 --> 00:17:40,557
it'd be more action less talk.
401
00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:41,392
Let go!
402
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:42,358
No!
403
00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:52,903
Are you okay?
404
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:55,907
What
just happened, shit?
405
00:18:03,815 --> 00:18:05,583
My watch is broken.
406
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:08,985
I gotta go.
407
00:18:08,987 --> 00:18:09,988
Good talk.
408
00:18:33,478 --> 00:18:36,280
You
alright in there?
409
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:37,215
I'm fine.
410
00:18:44,356 --> 00:18:45,191
Oh my god.
411
00:18:57,602 --> 00:18:59,136
Dex, what are you...
412
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:04,643
Dex, what's going on?
413
00:19:06,278 --> 00:19:07,778
I was gonna make you eggs.
414
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:08,912
Ew.
415
00:19:08,914 --> 00:19:10,583
But waffles it is.
416
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:13,853
That's so sweet of you.
417
00:19:15,186 --> 00:19:17,221
What's going on with you?
418
00:19:17,223 --> 00:19:20,089
Shouldn't I be
asking you that?
419
00:19:20,091 --> 00:19:23,159
I didn't think I drank
that much last night.
420
00:19:23,161 --> 00:19:26,163
Hey, do you know who put
that ugly couch there?
421
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:26,999
You did.
422
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:28,934
Okay.
423
00:19:30,269 --> 00:19:32,001
Are you wearing makeup?
424
00:19:32,003 --> 00:19:34,838
Don't forget, I'm
cooking you dinner tonight.
425
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,509
Gotta go to pilates.
426
00:19:41,179 --> 00:19:42,847
God, what is this?
427
00:19:50,321 --> 00:19:51,157
Delicious.
428
00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:25,556
Good
morning sunshine.
429
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,089
Why are you dressed like that?
430
00:20:27,091 --> 00:20:29,160
I got an early meeting.
431
00:20:37,002 --> 00:20:37,837
Fuck!
432
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:53,586
Coffee.
433
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,511
- How ya doing?
- Hey.
434
00:21:22,513 --> 00:21:23,579
- Good to see ya.
- Ugh, hungover.
435
00:21:23,581 --> 00:21:25,281
Yeah yeah.
436
00:21:25,283 --> 00:21:26,284
Oh, alright.
437
00:21:31,322 --> 00:21:32,556
Sorry, excuse me, thanks.
438
00:21:32,558 --> 00:21:35,628
After you,
chivalry is dead.
439
00:21:39,197 --> 00:21:41,130
Oh, careful there hot stuff.
440
00:21:41,132 --> 00:21:42,432
Oh my god, sorry.
441
00:21:42,434 --> 00:21:43,934
I like the vests ladies.
442
00:21:43,936 --> 00:21:45,702
You like women in uniform.
443
00:21:45,704 --> 00:21:48,137
Yeah, potentially
out of uniform too huh?
444
00:21:48,139 --> 00:21:50,139
I'm gonna get you guys
raises when I'm Mayor,
445
00:21:50,141 --> 00:21:51,642
so don't forget to vote alright?
446
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:52,475
Alright.
447
00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:53,777
Okay.
448
00:21:53,779 --> 00:21:54,613
Nice.
449
00:21:55,915 --> 00:21:58,548
I like the way he walks.
450
00:21:58,550 --> 00:21:59,750
Morning Amanda.
451
00:21:59,752 --> 00:22:00,519
Hey.
452
00:22:10,094 --> 00:22:11,895
Hey, do you know
who put these here?
453
00:22:11,897 --> 00:22:13,732
Bret, he likes cats.
454
00:22:15,868 --> 00:22:17,067
Okay.
455
00:22:17,069 --> 00:22:18,734
What are you doing at...
456
00:22:18,736 --> 00:22:20,771
Yo, what's up?
457
00:22:20,773 --> 00:22:21,972
Hey.
458
00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:22,673
Are you ready for
kickoff tonight?
459
00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:23,540
Yeah.
460
00:22:23,542 --> 00:22:24,907
Oh.
461
00:22:26,044 --> 00:22:28,379
Girls, not inside, please.
462
00:22:31,050 --> 00:22:32,249
Are you okay?
463
00:22:32,251 --> 00:22:34,483
No, suddenly you
catch like my grandpa?
464
00:22:34,485 --> 00:22:35,420
What the...
465
00:22:37,923 --> 00:22:39,489
I need a drink.
466
00:22:39,491 --> 00:22:41,260
Now you're talking.
467
00:22:42,727 --> 00:22:43,659
Nice purse.
468
00:22:43,661 --> 00:22:44,662
Thank you.
469
00:22:46,064 --> 00:22:47,897
Hey, could you get me a cup
of coffee when you go out?
470
00:22:52,137 --> 00:22:52,970
Alright.
471
00:22:52,972 --> 00:22:54,370
What's up boys.
472
00:22:54,372 --> 00:22:55,938
Bring it in.
473
00:22:55,940 --> 00:22:57,139
I actually really wanna talk
to you guys about something.
474
00:22:57,141 --> 00:22:58,607
Listen, I know
it's a little weird
475
00:22:58,609 --> 00:23:01,043
with Amanda and I both
running for Mayor,
476
00:23:01,045 --> 00:23:04,080
but I really need to know
that you guys have my back.
477
00:23:04,082 --> 00:23:05,281
Of course.
478
00:23:05,283 --> 00:23:07,451
Speaking of, I think
for this campaign,
479
00:23:07,453 --> 00:23:11,123
you should probably
stick to wearing makeup.
480
00:23:12,390 --> 00:23:13,557
Huh?
481
00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:15,692
No, no, he's got
great skin, great skin.
482
00:23:15,694 --> 00:23:18,030
But Bret, you have to shave.
483
00:23:19,465 --> 00:23:22,199
What the hell are
you talking about?
484
00:23:22,201 --> 00:23:25,135
I respect a man
who goes natural.
485
00:23:25,137 --> 00:23:26,804
But you need to win.
486
00:23:28,873 --> 00:23:30,773
Wait, are you guys wearing?
487
00:23:30,775 --> 00:23:32,341
You guys wearing makeup?
488
00:23:34,379 --> 00:23:35,578
Hey, just know that
we're here for ya.
489
00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:36,415
Okay.
490
00:23:37,549 --> 00:23:38,482
You're here for me.
491
00:23:38,484 --> 00:23:39,582
You're here for me.
492
00:23:39,584 --> 00:23:41,684
Perfect, good, got it!
493
00:23:41,686 --> 00:23:42,618
You guys are good.
494
00:23:42,620 --> 00:23:43,854
This is a good prank.
495
00:23:43,856 --> 00:23:46,657
Let's see how long
you keep it up huh?
496
00:23:48,159 --> 00:23:50,092
My door's locked.
497
00:23:50,094 --> 00:23:51,994
What's going on there?
498
00:23:59,972 --> 00:24:01,171
And?
499
00:24:01,173 --> 00:24:03,175
Mmm, it's really good.
500
00:24:04,776 --> 00:24:06,076
I'm really impressed.
501
00:24:06,078 --> 00:24:08,744
I thought you could
use a nice quiet dinner.
502
00:24:08,746 --> 00:24:09,747
Thank you.
503
00:24:10,849 --> 00:24:12,816
God, today was so weird.
504
00:24:12,818 --> 00:24:14,717
You know I'm
here for you right?
505
00:24:14,719 --> 00:24:16,821
Mmm hmm, mmm hmm, yeah.
506
00:24:26,330 --> 00:24:27,230
Hey are you okay?
507
00:24:27,232 --> 00:24:28,167
I'm fine.
508
00:24:29,201 --> 00:24:30,035
Okay.
509
00:24:31,070 --> 00:24:32,671
No, I'm not fine.
510
00:24:35,174 --> 00:24:36,772
I'm scared.
511
00:24:36,774 --> 00:24:39,108
I feel like we're
just starting at this
512
00:24:39,110 --> 00:24:40,876
and now you're gonna be Mayor.
513
00:24:40,878 --> 00:24:42,078
It's just a lot.
514
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:43,413
Hey, that's not
gonna change anything.
515
00:24:43,415 --> 00:24:45,115
Amanda, you're gonna
516
00:24:45,117 --> 00:24:47,019
have guys all over you.
517
00:24:47,985 --> 00:24:48,821
I will?
518
00:24:51,055 --> 00:24:52,388
Are you jealous?
519
00:24:52,390 --> 00:24:53,225
No.
520
00:24:54,659 --> 00:24:55,494
Yes.
521
00:24:56,427 --> 00:24:58,928
Maybe, I don't know, I just,
522
00:24:58,930 --> 00:25:00,062
I have this feeling...
523
00:25:00,064 --> 00:25:01,132
Hey listen,
524
00:25:02,701 --> 00:25:04,768
I'm not like that okay?
525
00:25:04,770 --> 00:25:05,836
I like you.
526
00:25:05,838 --> 00:25:07,904
There are no other guys.
527
00:25:10,442 --> 00:25:13,844
Amanda why is
Bret calling you?
528
00:25:13,846 --> 00:25:15,345
Terrible timing?
529
00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:17,746
Why is he calling you?
530
00:25:17,748 --> 00:25:19,782
I don't know, it
could be anything.
531
00:25:19,784 --> 00:25:21,818
Then answer it.
532
00:25:21,820 --> 00:25:23,319
Okay.
533
00:25:23,321 --> 00:25:25,489
No, answer it now.
534
00:25:25,491 --> 00:25:28,625
You know what Dex, back off.
535
00:25:28,627 --> 00:25:29,461
Sorry.
536
00:25:30,829 --> 00:25:33,165
Geez, I'm not gonna hit you.
537
00:25:36,100 --> 00:25:37,334
Bret.
538
00:25:37,336 --> 00:25:39,502
Hey you really
stepped up your game.
539
00:25:39,504 --> 00:25:42,138
I see a shit ton of
your yard signs around.
540
00:25:42,140 --> 00:25:43,373
What?
541
00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:44,607
I don't have any
yard signs up yet.
542
00:25:44,609 --> 00:25:45,841
Hey, I have a question.
543
00:25:45,843 --> 00:25:48,913
Have you noticed
people acting weird?
544
00:25:51,649 --> 00:25:53,183
No.
545
00:25:53,185 --> 00:25:56,653
Yet, you're the only one
who seems remotely normal.
546
00:25:56,655 --> 00:25:57,988
Alright, I gotta go.
547
00:25:57,990 --> 00:25:59,255
Have a good night.
548
00:25:59,257 --> 00:26:01,057
Oh I will, I have a date.
549
00:26:01,059 --> 00:26:03,059
And she is picking me up.
550
00:26:03,061 --> 00:26:06,396
Which is good 'cause
I can't find my truck.
551
00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:08,066
Later.
552
00:26:09,067 --> 00:26:10,367
Hey there.
553
00:26:10,369 --> 00:26:12,735
You shouldn't be
walking all alone.
554
00:26:12,737 --> 00:26:14,538
Have you
always been a cop?
555
00:26:14,540 --> 00:26:17,174
Have you always been a hottie?
556
00:26:17,176 --> 00:26:18,375
Question.
557
00:26:18,377 --> 00:26:19,943
Got a
1031 at 4th and Main.
558
00:26:19,945 --> 00:26:21,610
Copy that, enroute.
559
00:26:35,827 --> 00:26:36,828
Oh my god.
560
00:26:40,498 --> 00:26:41,630
Hey.
561
00:26:41,632 --> 00:26:42,466
Hi.
562
00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:45,204
What are you doing?
563
00:26:46,804 --> 00:26:48,003
Come here.
564
00:26:48,005 --> 00:26:48,840
Okay.
565
00:26:49,707 --> 00:26:50,706
Just relax.
566
00:26:50,708 --> 00:26:51,542
Okay.
567
00:27:26,578 --> 00:27:27,412
What?
568
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,749
I don't know what to say.
569
00:27:31,850 --> 00:27:33,582
Am I sexy to you Amanda?
570
00:27:33,584 --> 00:27:35,217
Yes, of course you are.
571
00:27:38,256 --> 00:27:41,057
I just wasn't expecting it okay.
572
00:27:41,059 --> 00:27:43,893
Today has been really weird.
573
00:27:43,895 --> 00:27:44,730
Yeah.
574
00:27:46,798 --> 00:27:48,732
I shouldn't have
eaten dinner tonight.
575
00:27:48,734 --> 00:27:50,032
It's probably what it is.
576
00:27:50,034 --> 00:27:51,268
You look great.
577
00:27:51,270 --> 00:27:52,202
That is not what it is.
578
00:27:52,204 --> 00:27:53,203
Yeah look?
579
00:27:53,205 --> 00:27:55,038
I'm totally pooching out.
580
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:57,640
You are not pooching out.
581
00:27:57,642 --> 00:27:59,209
You just don't get it.
582
00:27:59,211 --> 00:28:00,976
Actually I kinda do.
583
00:28:00,978 --> 00:28:05,048
I just wish you knew
what it was like to be me.
584
00:28:05,050 --> 00:28:06,683
Wait what?
585
00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:07,916
You really don't
know what it's like
586
00:28:07,918 --> 00:28:11,988
to be judged by your
looks every day okay.
587
00:28:11,990 --> 00:28:12,821
Holy shit.
588
00:28:12,823 --> 00:28:14,257
Holy shit!
589
00:28:14,259 --> 00:28:15,892
Amanda the election
stress, look,
590
00:28:15,894 --> 00:28:18,230
it's getting to you already.
591
00:28:21,233 --> 00:28:22,400
Yeah that's,
592
00:28:24,202 --> 00:28:26,438
that's probably what it is.
593
00:28:30,042 --> 00:28:32,174
Hey it's
Bret, leave a message.
594
00:28:32,176 --> 00:28:34,743
Hey Bret, we
should probably talk.
595
00:28:34,745 --> 00:28:35,580
Call me.
596
00:28:37,282 --> 00:28:38,550
This is Amanda.
597
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:50,195
Oh my god.
598
00:28:52,563 --> 00:28:53,465
Ellensburg.
599
00:29:11,248 --> 00:29:13,082
Back off Queen sucker!
600
00:29:13,084 --> 00:29:14,651
Jesus grandma it's me!
601
00:29:14,653 --> 00:29:15,487
Oh gosh!
602
00:29:17,289 --> 00:29:18,788
I don't see so well.
603
00:29:18,790 --> 00:29:20,790
I thought you were one of them.
604
00:29:20,792 --> 00:29:23,292
What the hell are
you doing here?
605
00:29:23,294 --> 00:29:24,594
Your prescription.
606
00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:25,530
Oh great.
607
00:29:26,865 --> 00:29:29,799
I stopped taking
that shit years ago.
608
00:29:29,801 --> 00:29:33,536
I thought it you needed
it for your strength?
609
00:29:33,538 --> 00:29:36,004
Are you calling me a wiener?
610
00:29:36,006 --> 00:29:37,840
No grandma.
611
00:29:37,842 --> 00:29:39,242
I got one of your yard signs
612
00:29:39,244 --> 00:29:41,913
but someone stole it last night.
613
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:46,014
You've been doing
some redecorating?
614
00:29:46,016 --> 00:29:49,551
You know I'd vote for
you if I lived in the city.
615
00:29:49,553 --> 00:29:52,521
But you know your mom
and pop would be proud.
616
00:29:52,523 --> 00:29:54,357
Thanks for saying
that grandma.
617
00:29:54,359 --> 00:29:56,024
Bret says I don't
stand a chance.
618
00:29:56,026 --> 00:29:57,993
Well who gives a
shit what he thinks?
619
00:29:57,995 --> 00:30:00,430
The whole City Council
is completely behind him.
620
00:30:01,332 --> 00:30:03,098
Yeah right.
621
00:30:03,100 --> 00:30:06,537
They're giving him
the ole socket wrench.
622
00:30:11,443 --> 00:30:12,711
Are you okay?
623
00:30:14,745 --> 00:30:16,148
So don't worry.
624
00:30:17,182 --> 00:30:19,148
Why do you look so worried?
625
00:30:19,150 --> 00:30:20,384
I don't know.
626
00:30:21,719 --> 00:30:23,988
Do I seem different to you?
627
00:30:26,757 --> 00:30:30,359
I'm not really good
at this kind of crap.
628
00:30:30,361 --> 00:30:32,494
You probably need to get laid.
629
00:30:32,496 --> 00:30:33,495
Grandma!
630
00:30:33,497 --> 00:30:34,830
Oh don't grandma me.
631
00:30:34,832 --> 00:30:38,100
Now is the time to get
as much dick as you can.
632
00:30:38,102 --> 00:30:38,936
Okay.
633
00:30:41,138 --> 00:30:43,908
You've got a
good heart Amanda.
634
00:30:45,142 --> 00:30:46,577
Thanks grandma.
635
00:30:48,013 --> 00:30:49,781
Unlike some people.
636
00:30:51,049 --> 00:30:53,715
Get off my damn
property assholes!
637
00:30:55,887 --> 00:30:57,086
Oh my god.
638
00:30:57,088 --> 00:30:57,923
Grandma!
639
00:31:07,098 --> 00:31:07,933
Hey Roger.
640
00:31:23,482 --> 00:31:26,182
There you are, you're late.
641
00:31:26,184 --> 00:31:28,885
Despite acting like a
drunken fool last night,
642
00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:31,654
you still brought in 12,000.
643
00:31:31,656 --> 00:31:32,491
12,000?
644
00:31:37,495 --> 00:31:40,232
You're not gonna
wash your hands?
645
00:31:41,366 --> 00:31:43,066
Wow you're the City Manager.
646
00:31:43,068 --> 00:31:44,434
Focus Amanda.
647
00:31:44,436 --> 00:31:46,536
What are the top
priorities of the citizens?
648
00:31:46,538 --> 00:31:49,838
Well the quality and then
safety for our community.
649
00:31:51,376 --> 00:31:54,309
Strengthen economies, more
sidewalks, and dog parks.
650
00:31:54,311 --> 00:31:55,578
Dog parks.
651
00:31:55,580 --> 00:31:56,546
If you're gonna
win the debate,
652
00:31:56,548 --> 00:31:57,680
you gotta know this shit.
653
00:31:57,682 --> 00:31:58,517
Rick!
654
00:31:59,717 --> 00:32:00,817
Got it.
655
00:32:00,819 --> 00:32:01,751
Thanks Ruthie.
656
00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:02,918
Just Ruth.
657
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:04,588
This is my son Rick.
658
00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:08,090
He's at West Point
following in my footsteps.
659
00:32:08,092 --> 00:32:09,325
Oh.
660
00:32:09,327 --> 00:32:10,126
Though we want
him to find a wife
661
00:32:10,128 --> 00:32:12,060
and make a good home.
662
00:32:12,062 --> 00:32:13,796
He also made you signs.
663
00:32:13,798 --> 00:32:14,763
Hi, I'm Amanda.
664
00:32:14,765 --> 00:32:16,699
It's an honor Miss Maxwell.
665
00:32:16,701 --> 00:32:18,367
The signs look great,
thank you so much.
666
00:32:18,369 --> 00:32:21,136
I checked out Bret
and Marge's yard signs,
667
00:32:21,138 --> 00:32:23,606
but yours are better.
668
00:32:23,608 --> 00:32:24,540
Marge who?
669
00:32:26,711 --> 00:32:28,544
That's good.
670
00:32:28,546 --> 00:32:30,214
No name recognition.
671
00:32:31,081 --> 00:32:33,215
She doesn't stand a chance.
672
00:32:33,217 --> 00:32:34,985
Yeah, not a chance.
673
00:32:36,687 --> 00:32:39,588
So you and Ruth have
this all set then?
674
00:32:39,590 --> 00:32:41,659
Oh check out the Jaguars.
675
00:32:42,827 --> 00:32:44,927
Obviously I'm gonna take
your campaign photos.
676
00:32:44,929 --> 00:32:45,861
Yes.
677
00:32:45,863 --> 00:32:46,796
But what else do we need to do
678
00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:48,764
to get you in that Mayors seat?
679
00:32:48,766 --> 00:32:50,567
Well...
680
00:32:50,569 --> 00:32:54,037
Oh my god, just change your
text tone to a ball and chain.
681
00:32:54,039 --> 00:32:56,271
I don't know,
there's just this like,
682
00:32:56,273 --> 00:32:58,741
sensitive side to him
that's really hot.
683
00:32:58,743 --> 00:33:00,443
It seems a little clingy.
684
00:33:00,445 --> 00:33:02,078
No, it's amazing.
685
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:03,980
It's because you haven't
tried his waffles.
686
00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:06,648
Oh does he make his
own syrup for you?
687
00:33:06,650 --> 00:33:07,484
Ew!
688
00:33:08,719 --> 00:33:09,553
Ouch.
689
00:33:12,890 --> 00:33:13,990
Is that Bret?
690
00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:15,223
Mmm hmm.
691
00:33:15,225 --> 00:33:16,425
You giving him the
ole socket wrench yet?
692
00:33:16,427 --> 00:33:17,659
No.
693
00:33:17,661 --> 00:33:20,029
Alright,
then I've got dibs.
694
00:33:20,031 --> 00:33:20,865
Okay.
695
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:22,898
Bret.
696
00:33:22,900 --> 00:33:25,702
You're not gonna believe this.
697
00:33:25,704 --> 00:33:29,238
Just meet me where
Honker's used to be.
698
00:33:41,552 --> 00:33:44,587
What the hell is happening?
699
00:33:47,425 --> 00:33:48,424
Don't look so glum.
700
00:33:48,426 --> 00:33:50,158
Come on, let's go.
701
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:51,426
You're going in?
702
00:33:51,428 --> 00:33:52,663
Yes.
703
00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:01,873
Oh no.
704
00:34:05,342 --> 00:34:07,242
The world has
tipped on it's ass.
705
00:34:07,244 --> 00:34:09,244
Yeah I have a theory.
706
00:34:09,246 --> 00:34:10,846
Does your theory
involve my truck,
707
00:34:10,848 --> 00:34:12,148
because it's missing.
708
00:34:12,150 --> 00:34:13,616
Welcome to Peckers.
709
00:34:13,618 --> 00:34:15,050
Two of you?
710
00:34:15,052 --> 00:34:15,884
No.
711
00:34:15,886 --> 00:34:16,686
Yes.
712
00:34:16,688 --> 00:34:18,690
Right this way please.
713
00:34:23,494 --> 00:34:24,594
Well look who it is?
714
00:34:24,596 --> 00:34:26,596
Grandma!
715
00:34:26,598 --> 00:34:27,931
Oh I'd do him.
716
00:34:30,467 --> 00:34:32,168
Wanna go for a ride?
717
00:34:32,170 --> 00:34:33,302
No.
718
00:34:33,304 --> 00:34:35,672
Well shit sugar dick.
719
00:34:35,674 --> 00:34:39,375
You probably couldn't
handle me anyway.
720
00:34:39,377 --> 00:34:40,210
Ohh.
721
00:34:41,645 --> 00:34:43,279
Guessing she's not
usually like that?
722
00:34:43,281 --> 00:34:44,746
Right.
723
00:34:44,748 --> 00:34:46,983
Okay so, what
happened last night?
724
00:34:46,985 --> 00:34:48,053
Okay, shit.
725
00:34:49,621 --> 00:34:51,122
Right so, so well,
726
00:34:52,290 --> 00:34:53,889
the night started out great.
727
00:34:53,891 --> 00:34:55,657
I did my usual
thing where I called
728
00:34:55,659 --> 00:34:57,092
as many girls as possible.
729
00:34:57,094 --> 00:34:59,895
But instead of one showing
up, four showed up.
730
00:34:59,897 --> 00:35:01,697
So I'm thinking
this is pretty cool.
731
00:35:01,699 --> 00:35:02,864
They're digging me
because I can put
732
00:35:02,866 --> 00:35:05,934
down more drinks
than they're used to.
733
00:35:05,936 --> 00:35:07,436
Then all of a sudden
one of the hot ones
734
00:35:07,438 --> 00:35:10,440
leans into me and whispers,
"I wanna rip your shirt off."
735
00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:13,608
And I'm like, "What
are you waiting for?"
736
00:35:13,610 --> 00:35:14,944
A great moment for me.
737
00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:16,813
And they're all
rubbing all over me.
738
00:35:16,815 --> 00:35:19,114
Me and this other cock
blocker showed up.
739
00:35:19,116 --> 00:35:21,550
And the next thing I know,
740
00:35:21,552 --> 00:35:25,353
they just started
pushing us together.
741
00:35:25,355 --> 00:35:26,723
No!
742
00:35:30,895 --> 00:35:33,429
So that sounds just like
a regular ladies night.
743
00:35:33,431 --> 00:35:35,431
No, I'm pressing charges.
744
00:35:35,433 --> 00:35:37,467
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745
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746
00:35:39,571 --> 00:35:42,137
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747
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748
00:35:44,342 --> 00:35:47,610
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749
00:35:47,612 --> 00:35:50,045
From Martha Washington,
our first president
750
00:35:50,047 --> 00:35:51,813
to Henry Stanton, the pioneer.
751
00:35:51,815 --> 00:35:53,282
Oh my god.
752
00:35:53,284 --> 00:35:55,550
From our brave
soldiers in World War II
753
00:35:55,552 --> 00:35:57,520
to the men who burned
their jockstraps
754
00:35:57,522 --> 00:35:59,554
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755
00:35:59,556 --> 00:36:01,391
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756
00:36:05,697 --> 00:36:06,628
We wished for this.
757
00:36:06,630 --> 00:36:07,797
I didn't wish for this.
758
00:36:07,799 --> 00:36:11,300
Yes, the other
night in the backroom.
759
00:36:11,302 --> 00:36:13,668
I remember the lights burst.
760
00:36:13,670 --> 00:36:15,204
Oh come on.
761
00:36:15,206 --> 00:36:17,907
We were arguing, you
were being a jackass.
762
00:36:17,909 --> 00:36:19,241
Debatable, I remember
you were going on
763
00:36:19,243 --> 00:36:20,842
about how everything
would be better
764
00:36:20,844 --> 00:36:22,344
if men and women flipped.
765
00:36:22,346 --> 00:36:23,679
I was thinking more equal.
766
00:36:23,681 --> 00:36:24,646
Okay well would you go ahead
767
00:36:24,648 --> 00:36:26,983
and magically unwish it?
768
00:36:26,985 --> 00:36:30,085
Maybe I'm not
ready to go back yet.
769
00:36:30,087 --> 00:36:32,487
Would you humor me and try?
770
00:36:32,489 --> 00:36:33,956
Alright fine.
771
00:36:33,958 --> 00:36:35,690
I wish things would go
back to the way they were.
772
00:36:35,692 --> 00:36:37,861
Your heart wasn't in it.
773
00:36:40,598 --> 00:36:42,398
I have no idea, I have
no idea if it worked.
774
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:43,232
Did it work?
775
00:36:43,234 --> 00:36:44,235
Let's see.
776
00:36:46,203 --> 00:36:47,869
What do you think of these?
777
00:36:47,871 --> 00:36:48,705
Creep.
778
00:36:49,574 --> 00:36:50,773
There's your answer.
779
00:36:50,775 --> 00:36:52,741
Wait, why are you guys
in the storage room?
780
00:36:52,743 --> 00:36:53,608
My grandma's mirror.
781
00:36:53,610 --> 00:36:54,710
Yes, that's it!
782
00:36:54,712 --> 00:36:56,344
That's the missing link!
783
00:36:56,346 --> 00:36:57,947
Where is it?
784
00:36:57,949 --> 00:36:58,780
Remember?
785
00:36:58,782 --> 00:36:59,982
We were both holding it
786
00:36:59,984 --> 00:37:01,050
and we're the only ones
who haven't changed.
787
00:37:01,052 --> 00:37:02,652
Okay yes, and then it sparked
788
00:37:02,654 --> 00:37:04,786
when we touched it to the...
789
00:37:04,788 --> 00:37:07,292
Oh my god, look at this man.
790
00:37:08,458 --> 00:37:11,128
I'm gonna need a
picture with him.
791
00:37:12,297 --> 00:37:13,094
No I'm not gonna
take a picture.
792
00:37:13,096 --> 00:37:14,896
Fine, selfie it is.
793
00:37:14,898 --> 00:37:16,567
Hey handsome, hello.
794
00:37:17,835 --> 00:37:19,235
You like this too much.
795
00:37:19,237 --> 00:37:21,003
I love it, this
is freaking great!
796
00:37:21,005 --> 00:37:24,607
I can't believe you
wanna go home so soon.
797
00:37:24,609 --> 00:37:26,074
I thought I saw it.
798
00:37:26,076 --> 00:37:27,409
Everything goes to Good Will
at the end of the month.
799
00:37:27,411 --> 00:37:28,744
I think they came by yesterday.
800
00:37:28,746 --> 00:37:30,378
Shit, really?
801
00:37:30,380 --> 00:37:32,315
Hi, excuse me.
802
00:37:32,317 --> 00:37:35,116
The girls at table 12 wanna
take a photo with you.
803
00:37:35,118 --> 00:37:37,320
God, one of them tried to
grab my package last week.
804
00:37:37,322 --> 00:37:41,891
If you wanna be shift lead
you gotta make sacrifices.
805
00:37:41,893 --> 00:37:44,393
Okay, so she looks and
acts exactly the same.
806
00:37:44,395 --> 00:37:45,628
Can we concentrate?
807
00:37:45,630 --> 00:37:47,128
The mirror, can we
go to Good Will?
808
00:37:47,130 --> 00:37:47,965
Yeah.
809
00:37:52,837 --> 00:37:53,670
Grandma.
810
00:37:55,739 --> 00:37:57,172
Hey grandma!
811
00:37:57,174 --> 00:37:58,008
Grandma.
812
00:37:59,543 --> 00:38:00,509
Grandma, you remember the mirror
813
00:38:00,511 --> 00:38:02,311
we dug up in your time capsule?
814
00:38:02,313 --> 00:38:04,313
You opened the time capsule?
815
00:38:04,315 --> 00:38:06,815
We opened it remember?
816
00:38:06,817 --> 00:38:10,988
It was in this thing.
817
00:38:12,824 --> 00:38:13,657
So...
818
00:38:17,261 --> 00:38:18,495
It's your turn.
819
00:38:20,964 --> 00:38:22,866
How long you been here?
820
00:38:24,034 --> 00:38:26,471
We got here two nights ago.
821
00:38:34,078 --> 00:38:37,346
Guess you got five days left.
822
00:38:37,348 --> 00:38:38,614
Until what?
823
00:38:38,616 --> 00:38:40,683
To go back through
the mirror honey.
824
00:38:40,685 --> 00:38:44,188
Or stay here forever,
I don't give a shit.
825
00:38:47,659 --> 00:38:50,326
Hey my watch remember,
it broke that night.
826
00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:53,762
So we have exactly
five days at 10:02 pm
827
00:38:53,764 --> 00:38:56,098
to find your very vulgar
grandmother's mirror
828
00:38:56,100 --> 00:38:58,467
or we're stuck here forever.
829
00:38:58,469 --> 00:38:59,701
Hey, plenty of
time for us to go
830
00:38:59,703 --> 00:39:02,605
see a woman's football game.
831
00:39:02,607 --> 00:39:03,505
You think it will be...
832
00:39:03,507 --> 00:39:04,407
Lingerie?
833
00:39:04,409 --> 00:39:05,243
No.
834
00:39:06,677 --> 00:39:07,944
Well I don't think you
can say that definitively
835
00:39:07,946 --> 00:39:10,779
until you actually
see it first hand.
836
00:39:10,781 --> 00:39:12,014
So what
did it look like?
837
00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:14,452
Well it's small, handheld...
838
00:39:15,853 --> 00:39:17,320
It's got a diamond shape.
839
00:39:17,322 --> 00:39:18,987
Like a thingy on the handle.
840
00:39:18,989 --> 00:39:21,892
It's a fork thing,
it was copper.
841
00:39:23,094 --> 00:39:25,996
Yeah, we don't
carry any mirrors.
842
00:39:27,998 --> 00:39:29,799
Okay so why'd you
ask what it looked like
843
00:39:29,801 --> 00:39:32,768
if you don't carry any mirrors.
844
00:39:32,770 --> 00:39:34,704
I was just trying to help.
845
00:39:34,706 --> 00:39:35,540
Cool.
846
00:39:48,786 --> 00:39:49,851
Why is this locked?
847
00:39:49,853 --> 00:39:52,154
I have an idea.
848
00:39:52,156 --> 00:39:53,324
No, mmm mmm.
849
00:39:57,462 --> 00:39:58,594
It's great!
850
00:39:58,596 --> 00:39:59,429
Holy shit!
851
00:40:00,331 --> 00:40:01,332
Oh my God.
852
00:40:02,632 --> 00:40:04,266
Don't get used to this.
853
00:40:04,268 --> 00:40:05,900
Everything okay?
854
00:40:05,902 --> 00:40:07,136
Yes.
855
00:40:07,138 --> 00:40:08,503
Everything is just
fine gentlemen.
856
00:40:08,505 --> 00:40:10,038
I do need to have a
talk with Bret though,
857
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:11,607
so why don't you guys go ahead
858
00:40:11,609 --> 00:40:13,842
and go to lunch on me.
859
00:40:13,844 --> 00:40:14,677
Really?
860
00:40:14,679 --> 00:40:15,511
Yes.
861
00:40:15,513 --> 00:40:16,445
You deserve it.
862
00:40:16,447 --> 00:40:17,913
You guys have been working hard
863
00:40:17,915 --> 00:40:20,483
and it's your last day
before you take leave so.
864
00:40:20,485 --> 00:40:21,683
You know what, you
guys go ahead and
865
00:40:21,685 --> 00:40:24,152
get a pedicure
too, on the house.
866
00:40:24,154 --> 00:40:25,887
That's what I'm talking about.
867
00:40:25,889 --> 00:40:27,288
Amanda you are so sweet.
868
00:40:27,290 --> 00:40:29,292
Really, you are loved.
869
00:40:31,628 --> 00:40:32,460
See ya.
870
00:40:32,462 --> 00:40:33,797
Bye gentlemen.
871
00:40:36,900 --> 00:40:38,300
So I'm a shitty boss because
872
00:40:38,302 --> 00:40:40,235
I don't buy them
lunches and toe jobs.
873
00:40:40,237 --> 00:40:41,070
What?!
874
00:40:41,072 --> 00:40:42,103
Oh my God no.
875
00:40:42,105 --> 00:40:43,572
Ew, do you know what that means?
876
00:40:43,574 --> 00:40:44,407
Yeah.
877
00:40:44,409 --> 00:40:46,141
Gross.
878
00:40:46,143 --> 00:40:47,742
We need to call the
police about this mirror okay.
879
00:40:47,744 --> 00:40:48,878
Okay.
880
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:49,779
Like now.
881
00:40:49,781 --> 00:40:50,614
Okay.
882
00:40:52,215 --> 00:40:53,983
The debate, we forgot
about the debate.
883
00:40:53,985 --> 00:40:55,384
Who cares about the debate?!
884
00:40:55,386 --> 00:40:56,951
We're not going to the debate!
885
00:40:56,953 --> 00:40:59,320
What if we mess up the space
time continuum or something?
886
00:40:59,322 --> 00:41:01,290
We have already done that doc.
887
00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:02,991
Look, we will look
for the mirror,
888
00:41:02,993 --> 00:41:04,626
but in the meantime
I think we need
889
00:41:04,628 --> 00:41:05,628
to see where this goes.
890
00:41:05,630 --> 00:41:06,462
Just see where it goes.
891
00:41:06,464 --> 00:41:07,295
Yes, come on.
892
00:41:07,297 --> 00:41:08,463
Yeah run with it, fun.
893
00:41:08,465 --> 00:41:10,132
That mirror is
priority number one.
894
00:41:10,134 --> 00:41:11,469
Fine!
895
00:41:17,741 --> 00:41:20,409
What a wonderful turnout.
896
00:41:21,978 --> 00:41:23,712
We'll start with an
opening statement
897
00:41:23,714 --> 00:41:25,346
from each candidate.
898
00:41:25,348 --> 00:41:26,683
Gentlemen first.
899
00:41:30,922 --> 00:41:32,490
I'm Bret Johnson.
900
00:41:33,657 --> 00:41:36,592
A vote for me means a safer town
901
00:41:36,594 --> 00:41:38,393
and a stronger police and fire.
902
00:41:38,395 --> 00:41:40,628
And I will work on lowering
903
00:41:40,630 --> 00:41:42,998
property taxes for Louisburg.
904
00:41:47,205 --> 00:41:48,139
Ellensburg.
905
00:41:49,373 --> 00:41:52,174
He's a little nervous,
nothing wrong with that.
906
00:41:52,176 --> 00:41:54,543
I'm Marge Crane,
my goal is simple.
907
00:41:54,545 --> 00:41:56,645
Investigate the
nuclear artifacts
908
00:41:56,647 --> 00:41:59,547
that are being smuggled
out of Hanford.
909
00:41:59,549 --> 00:42:01,250
Eliminate them and our water
910
00:42:01,252 --> 00:42:04,119
won't make the tea
taste funny no more.
911
00:42:06,723 --> 00:42:08,389
Amanda Maxwell, City Council.
912
00:42:08,391 --> 00:42:10,159
In addition to
safeguarding our elders
913
00:42:10,161 --> 00:42:12,494
by rezoning
Hillview, I also plan
914
00:42:12,496 --> 00:42:16,532
on leading our community into
a new era of egalitarianism.
915
00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:19,400
Starting with equal
pay for women.
916
00:42:19,402 --> 00:42:21,839
You mean equal pay for men.
917
00:42:24,674 --> 00:42:26,308
Yes.
918
00:42:26,310 --> 00:42:30,248
I meant equal pay for
men, that's what I meant.
919
00:42:31,214 --> 00:42:32,780
And new dog parks.
920
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:38,954
Why don't you tell us
more about those dog parks?
921
00:42:38,956 --> 00:42:40,523
No, no.
922
00:42:40,525 --> 00:42:43,558
We're gonna talk about
what Jeff just said.
923
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:44,995
Equal pay for men
924
00:42:46,130 --> 00:42:49,367
and protection against
sexual harassment.
925
00:42:50,567 --> 00:42:53,869
Men should not have
their dignity revoked
926
00:42:53,871 --> 00:42:55,904
or their shirts.
927
00:42:55,906 --> 00:42:58,206
Or be forced to kiss other men.
928
00:42:58,208 --> 00:42:59,708
That's right.
929
00:42:59,710 --> 00:43:00,643
Damnit.
930
00:43:00,645 --> 00:43:01,876
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
931
00:43:01,878 --> 00:43:03,645
You're saying that two
men shouldn't kiss?
932
00:43:03,647 --> 00:43:04,481
No.
933
00:43:06,384 --> 00:43:08,918
No, it's not what I said.
934
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:13,121
I mean that men who
don't normally kiss men
935
00:43:13,123 --> 00:43:14,590
don't have to do it.
936
00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:15,757
Shouldn't have to.
937
00:43:15,759 --> 00:43:18,293
If they don't want to.
938
00:43:18,295 --> 00:43:20,063
I'm for equal rights.
939
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:25,733
Bret, I like the
way your shirt fits.
940
00:43:25,735 --> 00:43:28,404
Can you tell my husband
where you got it?
941
00:43:28,406 --> 00:43:29,938
Sure will.
942
00:43:29,940 --> 00:43:31,607
I like that you go natural.
943
00:43:31,609 --> 00:43:32,442
It's bold.
944
00:43:33,310 --> 00:43:34,610
That's good.
945
00:43:34,612 --> 00:43:35,811
Thank you, I appreciate that.
946
00:43:35,813 --> 00:43:37,179
And it's clear
that you don't spend
947
00:43:37,181 --> 00:43:38,947
all your money at the salon.
948
00:43:38,949 --> 00:43:41,050
You've got a very
practical haircut
949
00:43:41,052 --> 00:43:44,652
so you can focus on
more important things.
950
00:43:44,654 --> 00:43:46,487
Thank you for noticing Amanda.
951
00:43:46,489 --> 00:43:48,157
You're welcome.
952
00:43:48,159 --> 00:43:50,793
Let's go ahead and
talk about anything else.
953
00:43:50,795 --> 00:43:53,094
Yeah, are you single?
954
00:43:53,096 --> 00:43:54,862
That's harassment.
955
00:43:54,864 --> 00:43:56,398
Total bullshit!
956
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:59,835
Look, whether we have a
woman or a man at the helm,
957
00:43:59,837 --> 00:44:00,936
what we need is someone who's
958
00:44:00,938 --> 00:44:03,538
not preoccupied with bickering.
959
00:44:03,540 --> 00:44:05,007
But who can save our sorry asses
960
00:44:05,009 --> 00:44:07,509
from radioactive shit!
961
00:44:17,587 --> 00:44:19,454
I hate you.
962
00:44:19,456 --> 00:44:20,958
I hate you more.
963
00:44:31,935 --> 00:44:34,203
Alright, I'm not
gonna sugarcoat it.
964
00:44:34,205 --> 00:44:36,873
That sucked a hot cheesy vagina!
965
00:44:40,043 --> 00:44:41,777
Not as bad as that swing though.
966
00:44:41,779 --> 00:44:43,279
How am I supposed
to get over that?
967
00:44:43,281 --> 00:44:45,179
Nobody pays attention
to debates, who cares?
968
00:44:45,181 --> 00:44:46,748
I looked like
a freaking idiot.
969
00:44:46,750 --> 00:44:47,949
I mean,
970
00:44:47,951 --> 00:44:50,351
sometimes you have
to look like an idiot
971
00:44:50,353 --> 00:44:53,054
to know how not to become one.
972
00:44:53,056 --> 00:44:54,590
That is the worst
motivational speech
973
00:44:54,592 --> 00:44:56,994
I have ever heard in my life.
974
00:44:58,328 --> 00:45:00,395
When I look at you
I don't see an idiot.
975
00:45:00,397 --> 00:45:02,197
I see a woman.
976
00:45:02,199 --> 00:45:04,132
A woman who's a fighter!
977
00:45:04,134 --> 00:45:06,467
And that fighter wants
to be a champion!
978
00:45:06,469 --> 00:45:07,536
Yes!
979
00:45:07,538 --> 00:45:09,837
So you got hit, whatever.
980
00:45:09,839 --> 00:45:11,407
Ovary up.
981
00:45:11,409 --> 00:45:12,775
Get up off your ass
982
00:45:12,777 --> 00:45:15,411
and get 'em with a
roundhouse kick to the face.
983
00:45:15,413 --> 00:45:16,911
Now I have to
learn how to kick?
984
00:45:16,913 --> 00:45:20,616
No, but you gotta hit better
than a freaking politician.
985
00:45:22,085 --> 00:45:23,853
Alright, watch out.
986
00:45:29,493 --> 00:45:30,958
Yes!
987
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:32,128
Yes, yes, yes!
988
00:45:33,029 --> 00:45:35,298
Jam out with your clam out.
989
00:45:39,235 --> 00:45:41,170
Alright, damage control.
990
00:45:41,172 --> 00:45:42,570
Alright,
priority number one.
991
00:45:42,572 --> 00:45:43,938
Get out and talk with people.
992
00:45:43,940 --> 00:45:45,842
I'm good with people.
993
00:45:49,547 --> 00:45:52,213
We need quality education
for our children
994
00:45:52,215 --> 00:45:55,217
and protection for our seniors.
995
00:45:55,219 --> 00:45:57,386
And more parks for our dogs.
996
00:46:00,056 --> 00:46:01,989
Listen Penny, if
you see a mirror
997
00:46:01,991 --> 00:46:03,958
that looks like that
could you give me a call?
998
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:05,728
Yeah I'll call you sweetheart.
999
00:46:05,730 --> 00:46:07,096
Thanks.
1000
00:46:07,098 --> 00:46:08,831
You've got to
maintain your focus.
1001
00:46:08,833 --> 00:46:10,699
Minimize your distractions.
1002
00:46:10,701 --> 00:46:11,534
Got it.
1003
00:46:13,371 --> 00:46:16,474
Sorry, now's not
really a great time.
1004
00:46:18,509 --> 00:46:20,509
Pick some issues
to differentiate yourself.
1005
00:46:20,511 --> 00:46:21,476
Men's rights
1006
00:46:21,478 --> 00:46:22,511
Our human rights!
1007
00:46:22,513 --> 00:46:23,344
What's going on?
1008
00:46:23,346 --> 00:46:24,179
Hey.
1009
00:46:24,181 --> 00:46:25,116
Hey Jeff.
1010
00:46:26,717 --> 00:46:27,983
What?
1011
00:46:27,985 --> 00:46:29,884
Prepare for the
candidates fishing trip.
1012
00:46:29,886 --> 00:46:31,253
Don't wanna look
like a dumb shit.
1013
00:46:31,255 --> 00:46:32,587
For the big fish
I'm gonna catch.
1014
00:46:32,589 --> 00:46:33,788
Have you been working out?
1015
00:46:33,790 --> 00:46:34,623
Oh.
1016
00:46:34,625 --> 00:46:36,657
Love your shoes.
1017
00:46:36,659 --> 00:46:40,362
Protecting a man's
right to a vasectomy
1018
00:46:40,364 --> 00:46:42,864
is the main reason
I'm running for Mayor!
1019
00:46:45,402 --> 00:46:46,634
You have beautiful eyes.
1020
00:46:46,636 --> 00:46:47,703
Perfect.
1021
00:46:47,705 --> 00:46:49,371
That's so sweet.
1022
00:46:49,373 --> 00:46:52,808
Your hair looks
amazing too, beautiful.
1023
00:46:52,810 --> 00:46:54,710
Okay loosen up
for me a little bit.
1024
00:46:54,712 --> 00:46:56,779
Alright, sex sells.
1025
00:46:56,781 --> 00:46:59,614
While freeing and empowering
men at the same time.
1026
00:46:59,616 --> 00:47:00,983
Work your image.
1027
00:47:00,985 --> 00:47:04,420
Be the women people
feel they can relate to.
1028
00:47:04,422 --> 00:47:05,654
There it is.
1029
00:47:05,656 --> 00:47:08,290
Smile with your eyes,
but not your mouth.
1030
00:47:08,292 --> 00:47:11,127
Oh my God, oh
my God, oh my God!
1031
00:47:12,830 --> 00:47:14,295
You just got maced.
1032
00:47:14,297 --> 00:47:15,329
Now you got it!
1033
00:47:15,331 --> 00:47:16,665
You look so skinny.
1034
00:47:16,667 --> 00:47:17,833
Yeah?
1035
00:47:17,835 --> 00:47:20,070
Go punch him in the nuts.
1036
00:47:21,038 --> 00:47:22,438
Oh Jeff.
1037
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:23,371
I know.
1038
00:47:23,373 --> 00:47:25,107
I get it.
1039
00:47:25,109 --> 00:47:25,940
I get it.
1040
00:47:28,679 --> 00:47:31,612
You should get your
head gasket checked out.
1041
00:47:31,614 --> 00:47:33,581
That's not right.
1042
00:47:33,583 --> 00:47:34,583
You did this.
1043
00:47:34,585 --> 00:47:35,683
I did that.
1044
00:47:35,685 --> 00:47:36,652
I did that.
1045
00:47:36,654 --> 00:47:38,820
You did this with your balls.
1046
00:47:38,822 --> 00:47:40,788
I freaking love this town!
1047
00:47:48,766 --> 00:47:50,132
I don't know
if you're trying to win
1048
00:47:50,134 --> 00:47:51,800
or sabotage yourself.
1049
00:47:51,802 --> 00:47:53,235
What, I've been
doing your whole list.
1050
00:47:53,237 --> 00:47:54,969
My list doesn't
include getting maced
1051
00:47:54,971 --> 00:47:56,337
or driving drunk.
1052
00:47:56,339 --> 00:47:57,173
Touche.
1053
00:47:59,944 --> 00:48:01,143
What is she doing here?
1054
00:48:01,145 --> 00:48:02,244
We need the
support of the county's
1055
00:48:02,246 --> 00:48:03,811
biggest developer.
1056
00:48:03,813 --> 00:48:05,646
Two days before the election.
1057
00:48:05,648 --> 00:48:07,081
Don't screw this up.
1058
00:48:07,083 --> 00:48:07,916
Hi.
1059
00:48:07,918 --> 00:48:08,752
Hi Judy.
1060
00:48:09,652 --> 00:48:11,552
Alright, I'll be honest.
1061
00:48:11,554 --> 00:48:12,487
Okay.
1062
00:48:12,489 --> 00:48:14,121
I've always liked you Maxwell.
1063
00:48:14,123 --> 00:48:15,324
But I've been
hearing some things
1064
00:48:15,326 --> 00:48:16,858
about you lately.
1065
00:48:16,860 --> 00:48:19,228
Super awesome things right?
1066
00:48:19,230 --> 00:48:20,695
I guess the best
way of putting it
1067
00:48:20,697 --> 00:48:23,030
is you're just not yourself.
1068
00:48:23,032 --> 00:48:24,266
That could be my fault.
1069
00:48:24,268 --> 00:48:25,766
I'm putting a lot
of pressure on her.
1070
00:48:25,768 --> 00:48:28,339
A Mayor lives under pressure.
1071
00:48:29,306 --> 00:48:30,838
20,000.
1072
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:32,574
And maybe more from the casino.
1073
00:48:32,576 --> 00:48:36,210
Don't worry about the
limit, it's under the table.
1074
00:48:36,212 --> 00:48:37,545
Thank you.
1075
00:48:37,547 --> 00:48:38,381
Wow, okay.
1076
00:48:40,484 --> 00:48:43,018
Yeah, let's go win this thing.
1077
00:48:43,020 --> 00:48:44,418
Absolutely.
1078
00:48:44,420 --> 00:48:46,788
And if I'm going
to be redeveloping
1079
00:48:46,790 --> 00:48:49,324
the Hillview community for Ruth,
1080
00:48:49,326 --> 00:48:51,793
I just need to know
the Mayor's on board.
1081
00:48:51,795 --> 00:48:54,262
You mean rezoning Hillview.
1082
00:48:54,264 --> 00:48:57,699
We're gonna tear it up
and make shiny strip malls.
1083
00:48:57,701 --> 00:48:59,567
But what are you gonna
do with the residents?
1084
00:48:59,569 --> 00:49:00,768
They'll get bought out.
1085
00:49:00,770 --> 00:49:03,204
And the rest is up to them.
1086
00:49:03,206 --> 00:49:05,806
Your grandmother will be fine.
1087
00:49:05,808 --> 00:49:09,244
Estelle, this
isn't a strip club.
1088
00:49:09,246 --> 00:49:11,145
If you say so honey.
1089
00:49:11,147 --> 00:49:13,181
Most of them don't
care about money.
1090
00:49:13,183 --> 00:49:15,851
And I don't think
they're gonna leave.
1091
00:49:15,853 --> 00:49:17,286
Well that's where you come in.
1092
00:49:17,288 --> 00:49:18,654
For a city to flourish,
1093
00:49:18,656 --> 00:49:21,088
sometimes certain rights
have to be sacrificed
1094
00:49:21,090 --> 00:49:23,458
under a little law
called eminent domain.
1095
00:49:23,460 --> 00:49:25,694
It's your chance
to get grandma out
1096
00:49:25,696 --> 00:49:27,031
and into a home.
1097
00:49:29,199 --> 00:49:30,232
Estelle!
1098
00:49:32,735 --> 00:49:35,904
Oh you cutie you.
1099
00:49:35,906 --> 00:49:38,507
Yeah, it'd have to
be a really nice home.
1100
00:49:38,509 --> 00:49:40,942
With really hot attendants.
1101
00:49:40,944 --> 00:49:42,610
There's the ovaries.
1102
00:49:42,612 --> 00:49:45,348
I think we need
some shots huh?
1103
00:49:46,516 --> 00:49:47,983
You know I don't
want your shot.
1104
00:49:47,985 --> 00:49:48,819
I'm sorry.
1105
00:49:50,420 --> 00:49:51,989
Yeah or your money.
1106
00:49:52,855 --> 00:49:54,188
I'm not doing this.
1107
00:49:54,190 --> 00:49:55,958
Yeah, I'm not gonna do this.
1108
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:57,826
There is something
wrong with you.
1109
00:49:57,828 --> 00:50:00,228
We can't do this without her.
1110
00:50:00,230 --> 00:50:01,529
Well, then we're not doing it.
1111
00:50:01,531 --> 00:50:02,365
Excuse me.
1112
00:50:07,705 --> 00:50:08,538
Okay.
1113
00:50:10,674 --> 00:50:11,672
Ouch, shit.
1114
00:50:11,674 --> 00:50:13,708
What are you doing?
1115
00:50:13,710 --> 00:50:15,043
I'm doing it my way.
1116
00:50:15,045 --> 00:50:18,549
You lame ass, bitch
bribing, clit suckers!
1117
00:50:23,353 --> 00:50:24,219
Do you want a ride?
1118
00:50:24,221 --> 00:50:25,253
Sure.
1119
00:50:25,255 --> 00:50:27,657
These guys are skanks anyway.
1120
00:50:40,638 --> 00:50:43,672
Is something wrong
with your phone?
1121
00:50:43,674 --> 00:50:44,806
We need to talk.
1122
00:50:44,808 --> 00:50:47,108
Oh it's this guy.
1123
00:50:47,110 --> 00:50:47,944
What?
1124
00:50:48,846 --> 00:50:50,545
Where's Dave and Jeff?
1125
00:50:50,547 --> 00:50:51,880
Well if I remember correctly,
1126
00:50:51,882 --> 00:50:55,349
you gave Jeff six
weeks paternity leave
1127
00:50:55,351 --> 00:50:58,420
and Dave I, you're the boss.
1128
00:50:58,422 --> 00:50:59,587
Shit.
1129
00:50:59,589 --> 00:51:00,521
And I'm...
1130
00:51:00,523 --> 00:51:01,757
Just tell me one thing.
1131
00:51:01,759 --> 00:51:05,295
Were you planning on
redeveloping Hillview?
1132
00:51:06,496 --> 00:51:07,330
You were.
1133
00:51:08,665 --> 00:51:10,065
I was pressured into it.
1134
00:51:10,067 --> 00:51:11,266
Yeah.
1135
00:51:11,268 --> 00:51:13,101
I was just offered
the same deal.
1136
00:51:13,103 --> 00:51:15,337
And I'm not caving.
1137
00:51:15,339 --> 00:51:16,904
Amanda I swear I
didn't know it would
1138
00:51:16,906 --> 00:51:19,074
effect your grandmother.
1139
00:51:19,076 --> 00:51:21,175
But you've lost sight
of getting home.
1140
00:51:21,177 --> 00:51:23,578
After tomorrow the
mirror won't work.
1141
00:51:23,580 --> 00:51:25,146
Have you even been
looking for it?
1142
00:51:27,551 --> 00:51:28,483
Hello.
1143
00:51:28,485 --> 00:51:29,750
Hey hot stuff.
1144
00:51:29,752 --> 00:51:31,219
So Carol was doing a
cleanup in the alley
1145
00:51:31,221 --> 00:51:33,954
behind Valley Cafe and I
think we found your mirror.
1146
00:51:33,956 --> 00:51:34,792
Yes!
1147
00:51:35,926 --> 00:51:36,824
I can't
believe she found it.
1148
00:51:36,826 --> 00:51:38,059
I know, I know.
1149
00:51:38,061 --> 00:51:39,293
Alright, as soon as
we get the mirror
1150
00:51:39,295 --> 00:51:40,895
we're gonna go back
to Honker's, Pecker's
1151
00:51:40,897 --> 00:51:42,563
and we're gonna recreate
everything about that night okay?
1152
00:51:42,565 --> 00:51:43,399
Fine.
1153
00:51:44,835 --> 00:51:45,666
Hey.
1154
00:51:45,668 --> 00:51:46,500
Here it is sweetheart.
1155
00:51:46,502 --> 00:51:47,668
Oh!
1156
00:51:47,670 --> 00:51:49,137
Thank you so much.
1157
00:51:49,139 --> 00:51:51,840
Now you can look
at your pretty face.
1158
00:51:51,842 --> 00:51:53,741
This isn't the one.
1159
00:51:53,743 --> 00:51:54,710
What are you talking about?
1160
00:51:54,712 --> 00:51:56,011
That's the mirror, that's...
1161
00:51:56,013 --> 00:51:57,244
It doesn't have the
key thing on the end,
1162
00:51:57,246 --> 00:51:59,014
the handle is totally different.
1163
00:51:59,016 --> 00:52:00,382
This isn't the one.
1164
00:52:00,384 --> 00:52:01,817
For my sake I
was hoping it was.
1165
00:52:01,819 --> 00:52:03,087
Thanks Penny.
1166
00:52:09,359 --> 00:52:12,159
Well I hope you're happy.
1167
00:52:12,161 --> 00:52:13,261
Honestly, I kind of am.
1168
00:52:13,263 --> 00:52:14,496
I love it here.
1169
00:52:14,498 --> 00:52:16,565
The world is a lot
better for me here.
1170
00:52:16,567 --> 00:52:17,398
Is it, is it better?
1171
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:18,400
Yeah.
1172
00:52:18,402 --> 00:52:19,134
You're turning
into an asshole.
1173
00:52:19,136 --> 00:52:19,967
Really?!
1174
00:52:19,969 --> 00:52:21,203
Yeah, a little bit.
1175
00:52:21,205 --> 00:52:22,369
Because we've
been here six days
1176
00:52:22,371 --> 00:52:23,170
things aren't
working out totally
1177
00:52:23,172 --> 00:52:24,405
stacked in your favor.
1178
00:52:24,407 --> 00:52:25,239
Things flip and
I'm the asshole?!
1179
00:52:25,241 --> 00:52:26,407
Yeah okay.
1180
00:52:26,409 --> 00:52:27,875
That's not what I meant.
1181
00:52:27,877 --> 00:52:29,543
It is exactly what you meant.
1182
00:52:29,545 --> 00:52:30,445
You know what, good luck.
1183
00:52:30,447 --> 00:52:31,378
Good luck tomorrow.
1184
00:52:31,380 --> 00:52:32,279
Oh good luck tomorrow?!
1185
00:52:32,281 --> 00:52:33,782
Good luck to you.
1186
00:52:33,784 --> 00:52:35,449
No, good luck to you!
1187
00:52:35,451 --> 00:52:36,418
You can't
storm off when we're
1188
00:52:36,420 --> 00:52:38,786
walking to the same place.
1189
00:52:46,429 --> 00:52:49,029
Happy election day everyone.
1190
00:52:49,031 --> 00:52:50,165
I'm glad you've
joined us for the
1191
00:52:50,167 --> 00:52:52,534
Mayoral Fishing event.
1192
00:52:52,536 --> 00:52:54,136
Anyone know where Maxwell is?
1193
00:52:54,138 --> 00:52:56,706
No, who cares, let's do this.
1194
00:53:00,110 --> 00:53:01,675
Excuse me.
1195
00:53:01,677 --> 00:53:03,013
Excuse me folks.
1196
00:53:04,848 --> 00:53:05,681
Dude.
1197
00:53:10,788 --> 00:53:12,387
We're gonna get schooled.
1198
00:53:12,389 --> 00:53:14,725
We're gonna be fine Marge.
1199
00:53:16,659 --> 00:53:18,659
Don't do anything
stupid, we can still win.
1200
00:53:18,661 --> 00:53:20,395
What's this we, I fired you.
1201
00:53:20,397 --> 00:53:22,299
You can't, I own you.
1202
00:53:23,933 --> 00:53:25,766
You've come prepared.
1203
00:53:25,768 --> 00:53:28,270
A Mayor always comes prepared.
1204
00:53:28,272 --> 00:53:29,237
You look dumb.
1205
00:53:29,239 --> 00:53:30,471
Here we go!
1206
00:53:30,473 --> 00:53:33,543
Which candidate will
be the best catch?
1207
00:53:47,623 --> 00:53:48,924
Good.
1208
00:53:48,926 --> 00:53:50,257
Thanks.
1209
00:53:50,259 --> 00:53:52,159
How 'bout this fresh air folks!
1210
00:53:52,161 --> 00:53:54,262
Too bad she's not
gonna catch any fish!
1211
00:53:54,264 --> 00:53:57,866
Looks like we got ourselves
a competition folks!
1212
00:53:57,868 --> 00:53:59,300
At least I've got my
priorities straight.
1213
00:53:59,302 --> 00:54:00,802
You're in my world now honey.
1214
00:54:00,804 --> 00:54:03,538
Aren't we supposed to
be keeping this friendly?
1215
00:54:03,540 --> 00:54:05,005
At least I've got a
plan for the community.
1216
00:54:05,007 --> 00:54:06,741
Oh you have plans?
1217
00:54:06,743 --> 00:54:07,842
You have a plan
for the community?
1218
00:54:07,844 --> 00:54:09,043
Yeah.
1219
00:54:09,045 --> 00:54:09,978
Do you guys wanna
see what kind of
1220
00:54:09,980 --> 00:54:11,846
planning skills Amanda has?
1221
00:54:11,848 --> 00:54:13,581
Let's see it, allow me.
1222
00:54:13,583 --> 00:54:16,284
Allow me to just, whoa!
1223
00:54:16,286 --> 00:54:19,487
She's got a big giant fish
on the end of this line!
1224
00:54:19,489 --> 00:54:21,288
Let's see here!
1225
00:54:21,290 --> 00:54:22,124
Oh no!
1226
00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:26,061
Forgot to bait the
hook, how embarrassing.
1227
00:54:26,063 --> 00:54:27,128
Oh shit.
1228
00:54:27,130 --> 00:54:28,329
Almost as
embarrassing as letting
1229
00:54:28,331 --> 00:54:30,632
a man strip the
pole away from her!
1230
00:54:30,634 --> 00:54:32,199
If she can't protect
her own fishing pole,
1231
00:54:32,201 --> 00:54:36,605
how is she gonna protect the
residents of Ellensburg?!
1232
00:54:36,607 --> 00:54:37,838
A lunatic, you
look like a lunatic.
1233
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:39,808
I'm gonna find
that magic mirror.
1234
00:54:39,810 --> 00:54:44,512
And that I'm gonna Marty McFly
it out of here without you.
1235
00:54:44,514 --> 00:54:46,350
Okay, that happened.
1236
00:54:47,583 --> 00:54:49,317
Don't forget to vote folks
1237
00:54:49,319 --> 00:54:52,721
and we'll see you at the
election party tonight.
1238
00:54:54,590 --> 00:54:55,891
Oh dude!
1239
00:54:55,893 --> 00:54:57,893
Remembered all of
this gear, forgot bait.
1240
00:54:57,895 --> 00:54:59,494
No it's perfect, it's perfect
1241
00:54:59,496 --> 00:55:01,929
because Bret looked like
an over emotional man.
1242
00:55:01,931 --> 00:55:03,431
Right?
1243
00:55:03,433 --> 00:55:04,766
And Marge caught the fish
but that's like whatever.
1244
00:55:04,768 --> 00:55:06,867
You completely have
this in the bag.
1245
00:55:06,869 --> 00:55:07,701
Yeah?
1246
00:55:07,703 --> 00:55:08,637
Yeah.
1247
00:55:08,639 --> 00:55:09,971
Hey, I can hear you guys.
1248
00:55:09,973 --> 00:55:11,405
Sorry Marge.
1249
00:55:11,407 --> 00:55:12,909
Are we still cool?
1250
00:55:13,810 --> 00:55:15,076
Alright.
1251
00:55:15,078 --> 00:55:16,344
She's cool.
1252
00:55:26,089 --> 00:55:26,987
Thank you.
1253
00:55:26,989 --> 00:55:28,523
Nat was right.
1254
00:55:28,525 --> 00:55:30,858
You totally got this.
1255
00:55:30,860 --> 00:55:32,427
Thanks.
1256
00:55:32,429 --> 00:55:34,097
You seem stressed.
1257
00:55:35,598 --> 00:55:36,432
May I?
1258
00:55:42,605 --> 00:55:44,172
Don't worry.
1259
00:55:44,174 --> 00:55:45,407
You're the favorite.
1260
00:55:45,409 --> 00:55:48,610
And it's not like Bret
really had a chance.
1261
00:55:48,612 --> 00:55:50,011
Why is that?
1262
00:55:50,013 --> 00:55:51,478
It's gonna take
more than a few
1263
00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:55,116
pretty yard signs for
this town to elect a man.
1264
00:55:55,118 --> 00:55:56,483
That's ridiculous.
1265
00:55:56,485 --> 00:55:58,719
It's whoever's best for the job.
1266
00:55:58,721 --> 00:56:01,723
You're such a strong woman.
1267
00:56:01,725 --> 00:56:04,659
And I love that about you.
1268
00:56:04,661 --> 00:56:06,429
What are you doing?
1269
00:56:10,199 --> 00:56:12,032
This isn't appropriate Rick.
1270
00:56:12,034 --> 00:56:15,235
I wanna be more
than just your intern.
1271
00:56:15,237 --> 00:56:17,038
Amanda, Amanda.
1272
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:18,005
I knew it.
1273
00:56:18,007 --> 00:56:18,841
Okay.
1274
00:56:20,210 --> 00:56:21,409
Dex.
1275
00:56:21,411 --> 00:56:23,645
Hey I used to
babysit you, remember?
1276
00:56:23,647 --> 00:56:24,648
Little slut.
1277
00:56:25,549 --> 00:56:27,014
So, this is what it means
1278
00:56:27,016 --> 00:56:29,817
when you have a meeting
or a dinner thing huh?
1279
00:56:29,819 --> 00:56:30,851
No Dex.
1280
00:56:30,853 --> 00:56:32,320
Typical woman.
1281
00:56:32,322 --> 00:56:34,825
Selfish, all you want is dick.
1282
00:56:40,364 --> 00:56:42,130
Dex!
1283
00:56:42,132 --> 00:56:42,965
Dex.
1284
00:57:00,583 --> 00:57:01,417
Come on!
1285
00:57:07,623 --> 00:57:11,192
Yeah, it's definitely
the head gasket.
1286
00:57:11,194 --> 00:57:12,027
No biggie.
1287
00:57:12,029 --> 00:57:13,196
Torque wrench.
1288
00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:20,569
The one that looks
like a Jedi weapon.
1289
00:57:24,273 --> 00:57:26,507
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1290
00:57:26,509 --> 00:57:27,741
Are you crying?
1291
00:57:27,743 --> 00:57:29,043
Yeah.
1292
00:57:29,045 --> 00:57:30,047
Dude, why?
1293
00:57:31,181 --> 00:57:33,449
I could use some comfort.
1294
00:57:39,322 --> 00:57:40,788
Dex left me.
1295
00:57:40,790 --> 00:57:42,056
That's it?
1296
00:57:42,058 --> 00:57:43,824
Okay well let's go
get you some cock.
1297
00:57:47,964 --> 00:57:52,032
I just need you to be
here with me right now.
1298
00:57:52,034 --> 00:57:54,268
Look, maybe this is the
wake up call you need.
1299
00:57:54,270 --> 00:57:55,203
What?!
1300
00:57:55,205 --> 00:57:56,371
Amanda you're different.
1301
00:57:56,373 --> 00:57:57,204
I'm different?
1302
00:57:57,206 --> 00:57:59,040
Yeah you're different.
1303
00:57:59,042 --> 00:58:02,277
This whole week you've
been dressing weird,
1304
00:58:02,279 --> 00:58:04,311
wearing makeup like a boy.
1305
00:58:04,313 --> 00:58:06,980
I'm not surprised
that Dex bailed.
1306
00:58:06,982 --> 00:58:08,683
You'd rather discuss
a problem to death
1307
00:58:08,685 --> 00:58:10,819
than actually fix it.
1308
00:58:10,821 --> 00:58:14,991
You forgot what a freaking
light saber looks like!
1309
00:58:16,393 --> 00:58:18,259
Is it this one?
1310
00:58:20,630 --> 00:58:22,563
We're friends right?
1311
00:58:22,565 --> 00:58:24,666
Tell me what's happening?!
1312
00:58:24,668 --> 00:58:27,768
Oh my God, you
wouldn't understand.
1313
00:58:27,770 --> 00:58:29,070
Ouch!
1314
00:58:29,072 --> 00:58:30,404
Spit it out.
1315
00:58:30,406 --> 00:58:31,338
I'm telling you it's...
1316
00:58:31,340 --> 00:58:32,174
Ouch!
1317
00:58:33,143 --> 00:58:35,576
Look I promise I'll be cool.
1318
00:58:35,578 --> 00:58:37,480
Just tell me the truth.
1319
00:58:38,815 --> 00:58:41,081
Are you a lesbian?
1320
00:58:41,083 --> 00:58:41,916
No.
1321
00:58:41,918 --> 00:58:42,750
No?
1322
00:58:42,752 --> 00:58:43,585
No.
1323
00:58:43,587 --> 00:58:44,853
Great.
1324
00:58:44,855 --> 00:58:46,520
Stop it, you're
being an asshole!
1325
00:58:46,522 --> 00:58:48,389
Okay, alright!
1326
00:58:48,391 --> 00:58:50,224
That's more like it!
1327
00:58:50,226 --> 00:58:54,027
It's good to see some of
the old you still in there.
1328
00:58:54,029 --> 00:58:55,896
Okay okay fine,
you wanna know?
1329
00:58:55,898 --> 00:58:57,398
You wanna know what happened?
1330
00:58:57,400 --> 00:58:59,000
It's gonna sound insane but I
will tell you what happened.
1331
00:58:59,002 --> 00:59:00,902
Yeah please.
1332
00:59:00,904 --> 00:59:03,137
Alright, apparently I
found an old magical mirror
1333
00:59:03,139 --> 00:59:05,139
and it sent me
here to this world
1334
00:59:05,141 --> 00:59:06,474
where things are backwards.
1335
00:59:06,476 --> 00:59:08,842
Where the women act
like men and vice versa.
1336
00:59:08,844 --> 00:59:10,078
And you're sure it's not some
1337
00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:12,579
old magical crack
that you found?
1338
00:59:12,581 --> 00:59:14,449
Bret and I are the only
ones who are the same.
1339
00:59:14,451 --> 00:59:17,251
You and everyone else
are totally different.
1340
00:59:17,253 --> 00:59:19,387
And it's like, if
I stay here then,
1341
00:59:19,389 --> 00:59:21,956
I have a higher likelihood
of becoming Mayor
1342
00:59:21,958 --> 00:59:23,391
and then I could
help my grandma.
1343
00:59:23,393 --> 00:59:25,759
I could actually do
something to protect her.
1344
00:59:25,761 --> 00:59:27,628
But the whole world
here is like confusing
1345
00:59:27,630 --> 00:59:29,630
and it's not exactly
what I wished for.
1346
00:59:29,632 --> 00:59:31,065
I told you it was
gonna sound insane,
1347
00:59:31,067 --> 00:59:32,132
I told you it was
gonna sound crazy.
1348
00:59:32,134 --> 00:59:33,333
Amanda...
1349
00:59:33,335 --> 00:59:34,001
You said you
wanted to hear it.
1350
00:59:34,003 --> 00:59:34,936
Amanda.
1351
00:59:34,938 --> 00:59:37,204
I've always had your back.
1352
00:59:37,206 --> 00:59:38,405
Right.
1353
00:59:38,407 --> 00:59:40,842
And it's bullshit
that you can't be honest
1354
00:59:40,844 --> 00:59:41,742
with me right now.
1355
00:59:41,744 --> 00:59:42,976
Nat wait!
1356
00:59:42,978 --> 00:59:44,212
No, woman up and
solve your shit!
1357
00:59:44,214 --> 00:59:47,181
Or maybe you can talk
your truck into working.
1358
00:59:47,183 --> 00:59:49,016
Okay, I was telling
the truth Nat.
1359
00:59:49,018 --> 00:59:50,018
Yeah whatever.
1360
00:59:50,020 --> 00:59:50,851
Hey!
1361
00:59:50,853 --> 00:59:52,254
Whatever!
1362
00:59:55,592 --> 00:59:57,090
Oh my God.
1363
00:59:57,092 --> 00:59:58,592
Hey grandma, it's really
not a good time right now.
1364
00:59:58,594 --> 01:00:00,962
Get
your ass over here.
1365
01:00:00,964 --> 01:00:02,596
I'm wounded.
1366
01:00:02,598 --> 01:00:03,831
What?
1367
01:00:03,833 --> 01:00:06,166
It's like
I'm bleeding pretty bad.
1368
01:00:06,168 --> 01:00:07,634
Okay, did you call 9-1-1?
1369
01:00:07,636 --> 01:00:11,838
Yup, but
they haven't responded.
1370
01:00:11,840 --> 01:00:13,109
Okay grandma,
1371
01:00:14,444 --> 01:00:15,944
my truck isn't working
but I'm coming.
1372
01:00:15,946 --> 01:00:18,346
I'm gonna be right
there, I'm coming.
1373
01:00:18,348 --> 01:00:20,815
Just
hurry up damnit!
1374
01:00:20,817 --> 01:00:21,885
Shit, shit!
1375
01:00:24,654 --> 01:00:25,485
Hey.
1376
01:00:25,487 --> 01:00:26,320
Hello.
1377
01:00:26,322 --> 01:00:27,255
Hey, I need your help.
1378
01:00:27,257 --> 01:00:29,623
What do you want?
1379
01:00:29,625 --> 01:00:31,960
Listen, I need a favor okay.
1380
01:00:31,962 --> 01:00:33,594
Bitch please.
1381
01:00:35,799 --> 01:00:36,730
Are you?
1382
01:00:36,732 --> 01:00:38,299
Where are you, are you drunk?
1383
01:00:39,603 --> 01:00:41,938
Why don't I walk you home?
1384
01:00:43,806 --> 01:00:46,206
I know these tactics.
1385
01:00:46,208 --> 01:00:47,476
I've used them.
1386
01:00:48,978 --> 01:00:50,480
Ugh, I'm the girl.
1387
01:00:52,514 --> 01:00:53,616
I'm the girl.
1388
01:00:56,118 --> 01:00:57,552
Hey Sally, take a hike.
1389
01:00:57,554 --> 01:00:59,119
Dude.
1390
01:00:59,121 --> 01:01:00,788
He's not gonna put out anyway.
1391
01:01:00,790 --> 01:01:01,723
He's a little...
1392
01:01:01,725 --> 01:01:02,857
Mental, got it, thanks.
1393
01:01:02,859 --> 01:01:04,259
You saved me.
1394
01:01:04,261 --> 01:01:05,960
Awesome, it's an
emergency, I need a ride.
1395
01:01:05,962 --> 01:01:07,128
I'm in no condition to drive.
1396
01:01:07,130 --> 01:01:09,063
I drank all these drinks.
1397
01:01:09,065 --> 01:01:12,032
Compliments of the sexist
bitches, they're really good.
1398
01:01:12,034 --> 01:01:13,601
Cool, I'll drive.
1399
01:01:13,603 --> 01:01:15,605
I don't have my truck.
1400
01:01:16,572 --> 01:01:18,105
I have a car now.
1401
01:01:18,107 --> 01:01:18,940
I love it.
1402
01:01:18,942 --> 01:01:19,873
Don't.
1403
01:01:19,875 --> 01:01:20,708
I really love it.
1404
01:01:20,710 --> 01:01:22,309
Shut up.
1405
01:01:22,311 --> 01:01:23,313
I love it.
1406
01:01:37,092 --> 01:01:38,860
You think she's alright?
1407
01:01:38,862 --> 01:01:39,863
I hope so.
1408
01:01:44,100 --> 01:01:47,768
Oh my God I hate
this place so much.
1409
01:01:47,770 --> 01:01:49,938
I hate it, I hate it here.
1410
01:01:52,708 --> 01:01:55,610
And you have everything
you've ever wanted.
1411
01:01:55,612 --> 01:01:57,045
My God, this is
not what I wanted.
1412
01:01:57,047 --> 01:01:59,313
Oh yeah, you must be suffering
1413
01:01:59,315 --> 01:02:02,418
with all the rules
bent in your favor.
1414
01:02:05,020 --> 01:02:06,788
Are you okay?
1415
01:02:06,790 --> 01:02:07,623
No.
1416
01:02:08,491 --> 01:02:09,891
No I'm not.
1417
01:02:09,893 --> 01:02:11,759
I'm not okay.
1418
01:02:11,761 --> 01:02:14,329
No one thinks I can do anything.
1419
01:02:14,331 --> 01:02:17,831
And it's not the
harassment and the groping.
1420
01:02:17,833 --> 01:02:21,768
'Cause that was fun
for a little while.
1421
01:02:21,770 --> 01:02:24,072
It's the fact that
1422
01:02:24,074 --> 01:02:27,177
no one listens to
what I have to say.
1423
01:02:28,310 --> 01:02:29,944
That's how you feel
after only a week?
1424
01:02:29,946 --> 01:02:30,911
Oh stop.
1425
01:02:30,913 --> 01:02:32,179
Don't do that.
1426
01:02:32,181 --> 01:02:33,246
Don't, don't.
1427
01:02:33,248 --> 01:02:36,616
Don't turn it into a thing okay.
1428
01:02:36,618 --> 01:02:39,621
All this is a
complete exaggeration.
1429
01:02:41,357 --> 01:02:43,025
Trust me it's not.
1430
01:03:24,467 --> 01:03:26,433
Oh my God, Nat found it!
1431
01:03:26,435 --> 01:03:27,268
How?!
1432
01:03:27,270 --> 01:03:28,770
I don't know.
1433
01:03:28,772 --> 01:03:30,304
Well call her!
1434
01:03:30,306 --> 01:03:32,139
We're kind of having a thing.
1435
01:03:32,141 --> 01:03:34,141
What do you mean
you're having a thing?
1436
01:03:34,143 --> 01:03:35,375
Are you serious?
1437
01:03:35,377 --> 01:03:36,309
No, I know.
1438
01:03:36,311 --> 01:03:37,578
You're just dragging your feet
1439
01:03:37,580 --> 01:03:39,413
'cause you wanna stay
in your little world
1440
01:03:39,415 --> 01:03:41,382
of puppies and rainbows.
1441
01:03:41,384 --> 01:03:42,719
I'm calling her.
1442
01:03:44,186 --> 01:03:45,786
What's up hymen head?
1443
01:03:45,788 --> 01:03:47,154
Hey Nat.
1444
01:03:47,156 --> 01:03:49,590
Oh wow, she's
already making move.
1445
01:03:49,592 --> 01:03:51,458
Listen, the mirror
that you found,
1446
01:03:51,460 --> 01:03:53,527
where did you find it exactly?
1447
01:03:53,529 --> 01:03:55,429
Chill, it's at Howells.
1448
01:03:55,431 --> 01:03:57,898
Okay, well this
is very important.
1449
01:03:57,900 --> 01:03:59,933
We need you to buy
it, we need it.
1450
01:03:59,935 --> 01:04:04,371
Yeah I'd imagine, magic mirrors
are hard to come by right?
1451
01:04:04,373 --> 01:04:06,440
You told
her it was magic?
1452
01:04:06,442 --> 01:04:07,407
Gotta go!
1453
01:04:07,409 --> 01:04:09,342
Wait Nat, wait, wait, wait!
1454
01:04:10,580 --> 01:04:11,813
Okay we need to turn around.
1455
01:04:11,815 --> 01:04:12,913
We need to turn around
and get back to Howell's
1456
01:04:12,915 --> 01:04:13,848
before they.
1457
01:04:13,850 --> 01:04:15,349
What, your grandmother said
1458
01:04:15,351 --> 01:04:18,219
that if the mirror won't
work after 10:02 tonight!
1459
01:04:18,221 --> 01:04:19,487
My grandma is hurt okay!
1460
01:04:19,489 --> 01:04:21,057
She needs our help!
1461
01:04:25,561 --> 01:04:27,630
Yeah okay you're right.
1462
01:04:28,565 --> 01:04:29,566
Thank you.
1463
01:04:54,156 --> 01:04:54,989
Grandma?!
1464
01:04:54,991 --> 01:04:56,257
I'm okay.
1465
01:04:56,259 --> 01:04:58,159
Don't be freaking
out on me here.
1466
01:04:58,161 --> 01:05:01,061
I won't, I won't, let me see.
1467
01:05:01,063 --> 01:05:02,329
That's a lot of blood.
1468
01:05:02,331 --> 01:05:05,233
I'm pathetic, they got
me with my own damn gun.
1469
01:05:05,235 --> 01:05:08,034
We just need to
get you out of here.
1470
01:05:08,036 --> 01:05:10,137
Are you still having fun?
1471
01:05:10,139 --> 01:05:11,672
What?
1472
01:05:11,674 --> 01:05:15,442
One day I'll tell you
about my own adventure.
1473
01:05:15,444 --> 01:05:17,043
Okay.
1474
01:05:17,045 --> 01:05:18,545
Oh, we gotta get
her to the hospital.
1475
01:05:18,547 --> 01:05:20,449
Can you stand?
1476
01:05:21,951 --> 01:05:23,483
Oh.
1477
01:05:23,485 --> 01:05:25,186
Oh, you know what sugar.
1478
01:05:25,188 --> 01:05:29,056
You're a lot prettier
when you smile.
1479
01:05:29,058 --> 01:05:29,893
Okay.
1480
01:05:38,935 --> 01:05:40,168
She's stable.
1481
01:05:44,107 --> 01:05:45,105
I don't know what
I would have done
1482
01:05:45,107 --> 01:05:47,775
if she hadn't made it.
1483
01:05:47,777 --> 01:05:50,645
Yeah but she did make
it, she's stable right?
1484
01:05:50,647 --> 01:05:53,346
I just can't
stop thinking like,
1485
01:05:53,348 --> 01:05:55,483
what if this is happening like
1486
01:05:55,485 --> 01:05:57,387
in the old world and I,
1487
01:05:58,453 --> 01:06:00,989
I won't be able to protect her.
1488
01:06:02,424 --> 01:06:04,358
We're running out of time.
1489
01:06:04,360 --> 01:06:05,293
I know.
1490
01:06:05,295 --> 01:06:07,295
We have to go, we have to go.
1491
01:06:07,297 --> 01:06:08,795
Less then 10 minutes until
1492
01:06:08,797 --> 01:06:11,866
Ellenburg's next Mayor is
announced here at town hall.
1493
01:06:11,868 --> 01:06:13,701
So if you get a
chance, come down
1494
01:06:13,703 --> 01:06:16,538
and check out the
exciting finish.
1495
01:06:18,840 --> 01:06:20,275
I need to know.
1496
01:06:21,310 --> 01:06:24,210
We have to get the mirror.
1497
01:06:24,212 --> 01:06:25,579
I'm sorry.
1498
01:06:25,581 --> 01:06:27,081
Forget it.
1499
01:06:27,083 --> 01:06:30,820
I'm getting out of this
world with or without you.
1500
01:06:51,708 --> 01:06:52,542
No.
1501
01:06:58,614 --> 01:06:59,980
What do you mean it's gone?
1502
01:06:59,982 --> 01:07:00,947
Someone bought it?
1503
01:07:00,949 --> 01:07:01,783
Who?
1504
01:07:02,685 --> 01:07:04,552
It's time to announce.
1505
01:07:04,554 --> 01:07:07,721
Hey, the woman of
the hour made it.
1506
01:07:07,723 --> 01:07:10,891
Our new Mayor Amanda Maxwell.
1507
01:07:10,893 --> 01:07:12,192
Oh hell.
1508
01:07:17,433 --> 01:07:19,701
You're still certifiable.
1509
01:07:20,670 --> 01:07:21,738
Thanks Nat.
1510
01:07:23,906 --> 01:07:27,677
Thank you so much everyone
for supporting me.
1511
01:07:28,844 --> 01:07:32,581
I'm so grateful for a
system that's free of...
1512
01:07:36,585 --> 01:07:38,251
I'm sorry, I can't do this.
1513
01:07:38,253 --> 01:07:39,589
I can't do this.
1514
01:07:40,623 --> 01:07:41,724
I didn't win.
1515
01:07:42,659 --> 01:07:43,491
Judy and Ruth did.
1516
01:07:43,493 --> 01:07:45,395
Your votes were bought.
1517
01:07:46,561 --> 01:07:49,262
I wanna win this on
my own or not at all.
1518
01:07:49,264 --> 01:07:51,032
Let's get out of here.
1519
01:07:51,034 --> 01:07:51,866
Hey.
1520
01:07:51,868 --> 01:07:52,699
Yeah.
1521
01:07:52,701 --> 01:07:53,534
Nat's got it.
1522
01:07:53,536 --> 01:07:54,367
You do?!
1523
01:07:54,369 --> 01:07:55,969
What?
1524
01:07:55,971 --> 01:07:57,038
What this?
1525
01:07:57,040 --> 01:07:57,871
That's it.
1526
01:07:57,873 --> 01:07:58,806
Oh God.
1527
01:07:58,808 --> 01:07:59,739
Hey that's Bret's mirror.
1528
01:07:59,741 --> 01:08:01,007
The one we've been looking for.
1529
01:08:01,009 --> 01:08:02,509
Probably why he hasn't
been doing his makeup.
1530
01:08:02,511 --> 01:08:03,444
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
1531
01:08:03,446 --> 01:08:04,445
say that again?
1532
01:08:04,447 --> 01:08:05,945
What?
1533
01:08:05,947 --> 01:08:06,880
That after you give his
girlfriend back his mirror
1534
01:08:06,882 --> 01:08:08,849
we can go grab some cosmos?
1535
01:08:08,851 --> 01:08:10,650
Who the hell are you?
1536
01:08:10,652 --> 01:08:12,286
You know what Sheriff
we got this I think.
1537
01:08:12,288 --> 01:08:13,623
If you say so.
1538
01:08:14,723 --> 01:08:16,223
It's what I've
been telling you Nat.
1539
01:08:16,225 --> 01:08:17,625
We need it.
1540
01:08:17,627 --> 01:08:19,260
Oh my God, this is...
1541
01:08:19,262 --> 01:08:20,193
We have like eight minutes.
1542
01:08:20,195 --> 01:08:21,461
We need to get to Pecker's.
1543
01:08:21,463 --> 01:08:22,930
But what's gonna
happen when you...
1544
01:08:22,932 --> 01:08:25,765
Listen, I promise
you're gonna be fine okay.
1545
01:08:25,767 --> 01:08:27,400
I just want you to
know you've made me
1546
01:08:27,402 --> 01:08:30,904
a much stronger person and
I'm gonna miss the new you.
1547
01:08:30,906 --> 01:08:31,872
This is nonsense.
1548
01:08:31,874 --> 01:08:34,241
No, it's a nuclear artifact.
1549
01:08:34,243 --> 01:08:35,542
Marge, back off!
1550
01:08:35,544 --> 01:08:36,743
Hey, let go!
1551
01:08:36,745 --> 01:08:38,244
It's the Hanford smugglers!
1552
01:08:38,246 --> 01:08:39,113
Shut up Marge!
1553
01:08:39,115 --> 01:08:39,947
Got the mirror!
1554
01:08:39,949 --> 01:08:40,780
Punch you!
1555
01:08:40,782 --> 01:08:42,618
You can't, love hug!
1556
01:08:45,254 --> 01:08:46,519
Amanda, let's go!
1557
01:08:46,521 --> 01:08:47,253
Come on, come on,
come on, come on!
1558
01:08:47,255 --> 01:08:48,288
Are you okay?
1559
01:08:48,290 --> 01:08:50,024
Quarantine the area!
1560
01:08:50,026 --> 01:08:50,890
Marge.
1561
01:08:50,892 --> 01:08:52,493
Marge just...
1562
01:08:55,831 --> 01:08:57,864
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
1563
01:08:57,866 --> 01:08:58,700
Holy Shit!
1564
01:09:01,437 --> 01:09:02,936
Holy Shit!
1565
01:09:07,642 --> 01:09:09,275
Oh my God.
1566
01:09:09,277 --> 01:09:10,279
Oh my God.
1567
01:09:13,014 --> 01:09:15,649
Hey, for what it's
worth, congrats on the win.
1568
01:09:15,651 --> 01:09:16,486
Thanks.
1569
01:09:20,757 --> 01:09:23,524
You know, if we get back,
1570
01:09:23,526 --> 01:09:25,458
you might not get the chance.
1571
01:09:25,460 --> 01:09:27,327
Yeah I know.
1572
01:09:27,329 --> 01:09:28,595
You know what I'm
willing to try.
1573
01:09:28,597 --> 01:09:32,100
I mean, the system is
just as corrupt here.
1574
01:09:36,438 --> 01:09:38,941
Hey, when we get back let's,
1575
01:09:40,243 --> 01:09:42,275
let's try to make things better.
1576
01:09:42,277 --> 01:09:43,844
Did you hit your head?
1577
01:09:47,517 --> 01:09:49,015
So I have a confession to make.
1578
01:09:49,017 --> 01:09:50,050
Uh oh.
1579
01:09:50,052 --> 01:09:51,551
Yeah.
1580
01:09:51,553 --> 01:09:55,088
I've been saving up my money
to start my own business.
1581
01:09:55,090 --> 01:09:56,290
To compete with me?
1582
01:09:56,292 --> 01:09:57,123
Yeah.
1583
01:09:57,125 --> 01:09:59,193
I'm impressed.
1584
01:09:59,195 --> 01:10:02,296
But I was thinking
I'd rather...
1585
01:10:02,298 --> 01:10:04,765
How would you feel
about having a partner?
1586
01:10:04,767 --> 01:10:06,500
You wanna buy in?
1587
01:10:06,502 --> 01:10:07,335
50, 50.
1588
01:10:11,807 --> 01:10:12,773
Alright.
1589
01:10:12,775 --> 01:10:13,607
Whoa!
1590
01:10:14,442 --> 01:10:15,775
I'm sorry, sorry.
1591
01:10:15,777 --> 01:10:18,045
I almost pulled a
Mayor Gleason on us.
1592
01:10:18,047 --> 01:10:21,614
Well, one big
difference but yeah.
1593
01:10:23,585 --> 01:10:24,885
Oh come on, really?
1594
01:10:24,887 --> 01:10:26,086
Step on it!
1595
01:10:26,088 --> 01:10:26,753
Alright, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
1596
01:10:27,589 --> 01:10:28,488
Really?
1597
01:10:33,195 --> 01:10:34,228
Go, go, go, go, go!
1598
01:10:34,230 --> 01:10:35,964
I'm going!
1599
01:10:37,967 --> 01:10:40,736
Hi, welcome to
Pecker's, hello.
1600
01:10:42,538 --> 01:10:43,770
We were both holding it.
1601
01:10:43,772 --> 01:10:44,604
Okay.
1602
01:10:44,606 --> 01:10:45,939
Alright so just say it.
1603
01:10:45,941 --> 01:10:47,608
Alright, I wish for
our old life back.
1604
01:10:47,610 --> 01:10:48,842
I wish it too.
1605
01:10:51,746 --> 01:10:53,113
Oh, we were holding
it to that thing.
1606
01:10:53,115 --> 01:10:54,415
Right!
1607
01:10:54,417 --> 01:10:55,248
Okay you ready?
1608
01:10:55,250 --> 01:10:56,082
Amanda!
1609
01:10:56,084 --> 01:10:57,318
Nat?!
1610
01:10:57,320 --> 01:10:58,152
I'm not gonna
lose my best friend!
1611
01:10:58,154 --> 01:10:59,052
No, no, no.
1612
01:11:00,021 --> 01:11:00,954
Don't!
1613
01:11:00,956 --> 01:11:01,958
Don't do it!
1614
01:11:09,764 --> 01:11:10,730
Are we back?
1615
01:11:10,732 --> 01:11:12,000
I don't know.
1616
01:11:22,911 --> 01:11:24,811
Oh thank God.
1617
01:11:24,813 --> 01:11:25,914
Oh thank God.
1618
01:11:27,883 --> 01:11:29,384
Are you serious?
1619
01:11:31,152 --> 01:11:32,752
Whoa?
1620
01:11:32,754 --> 01:11:33,588
Wait.
1621
01:11:38,794 --> 01:11:39,795
Oh my God.
1622
01:11:40,829 --> 01:11:42,163
This is amazing.
1623
01:11:43,031 --> 01:11:44,699
Oh what's amazing?
1624
01:11:46,002 --> 01:11:46,835
Nat?
1625
01:11:50,940 --> 01:11:52,805
Are you okay?
1626
01:11:52,807 --> 01:11:55,977
Yeah, what, are
we in a lesbian bar?
1627
01:11:59,115 --> 01:12:01,180
You're still flipped.
1628
01:12:01,182 --> 01:12:02,549
She was holding
the mirror with us
1629
01:12:02,551 --> 01:12:03,550
when we.
1630
01:12:03,552 --> 01:12:04,887
Wait, oh my God.
1631
01:12:08,290 --> 01:12:10,058
It's broken, I don't,
1632
01:12:11,227 --> 01:12:13,260
I don't know how we're
gonna get you back.
1633
01:12:13,262 --> 01:12:14,163
Whatever.
1634
01:12:15,298 --> 01:12:16,796
I'll just stay here
and shake things
1635
01:12:16,798 --> 01:12:18,400
up with you chumps.
1636
01:12:19,768 --> 01:12:20,967
Okay well listen,
1637
01:12:20,969 --> 01:12:23,903
it's gonna be really
weird for you out there
1638
01:12:23,905 --> 01:12:25,706
so you might puke.
1639
01:12:25,708 --> 01:12:27,207
Or pee your pants.
1640
01:12:27,209 --> 01:12:28,676
Or like queef.
1641
01:12:28,678 --> 01:12:30,610
But definitely something's
coming out of my body
1642
01:12:30,612 --> 01:12:34,247
is what you're telling
me right now right?
1643
01:12:34,249 --> 01:12:36,250
Are those fake boobs?
1644
01:12:36,252 --> 01:12:37,117
Yeah.
1645
01:12:37,119 --> 01:12:38,652
Why?
1646
01:12:38,654 --> 01:12:40,723
We'll go over it later.
1647
01:12:43,159 --> 01:12:44,257
Hey Dex.
1648
01:12:44,259 --> 01:12:45,261
Dex wake up.
1649
01:12:47,195 --> 01:12:48,028
Are we home?
1650
01:12:48,030 --> 01:12:49,395
No.
1651
01:12:49,397 --> 01:12:50,764
I am.
1652
01:12:50,766 --> 01:12:53,035
Listen, this isn't working.
1653
01:12:54,270 --> 01:12:57,438
We're not a match in any world.
1654
01:12:57,440 --> 01:12:58,540
Amanda I...
1655
01:13:00,375 --> 01:13:01,944
I'm gonna throw up!
1656
01:13:06,749 --> 01:13:08,584
What is up with Dex?
1657
01:13:09,919 --> 01:13:12,485
I think we need to
introduce you to Louisburg.
1658
01:13:12,487 --> 01:13:13,653
Yeah?
1659
01:13:13,655 --> 01:13:14,822
Show me what you got.
1660
01:13:14,824 --> 01:13:16,556
Hey listen, been
thinking a lot about the
1661
01:13:16,558 --> 01:13:18,559
whole paternity leave thing.
1662
01:13:18,561 --> 01:13:20,295
I wanna do it for ya.
1663
01:13:21,530 --> 01:13:23,630
I wanna make it as
long as possible.
1664
01:13:23,632 --> 01:13:24,564
Really?
1665
01:13:24,566 --> 01:13:25,299
Yeah, you deserve it man.
1666
01:13:25,301 --> 01:13:26,500
Thank you.
1667
01:13:26,502 --> 01:13:27,935
Absolutely, I
genuinely mean that.
1668
01:13:27,937 --> 01:13:30,970
Give me one second boys
I gotta go do something.
1669
01:13:30,972 --> 01:13:32,374
Hey everyone, hi.
1670
01:13:33,575 --> 01:13:35,576
I just wanted to thank
you all for coming out
1671
01:13:35,578 --> 01:13:38,011
and supporting me tonight.
1672
01:13:38,013 --> 01:13:39,779
This is gonna
sound really weird,
1673
01:13:39,781 --> 01:13:42,649
but I've had a
very transformative
1674
01:13:42,651 --> 01:13:44,754
last five or six minutes.
1675
01:13:45,987 --> 01:13:47,653
And I've had a bit
of a change of heart.
1676
01:13:47,655 --> 01:13:50,123
And a change of clothes.
1677
01:13:50,125 --> 01:13:51,960
And I've realized that
1678
01:13:54,663 --> 01:13:56,430
I can't be your Mayor.
1679
01:13:56,432 --> 01:13:57,698
What?
1680
01:13:57,700 --> 01:13:59,099
Yeah, I can't be your Mayor
1681
01:13:59,101 --> 01:14:00,400
because I've found
someone who's better
1682
01:14:00,402 --> 01:14:03,002
suited for the position.
1683
01:14:03,004 --> 01:14:05,538
She's determined, she's honest,
1684
01:14:05,540 --> 01:14:08,007
and she's gonna take
this town by the balls.
1685
01:14:08,009 --> 01:14:10,844
So I hope you can
all stand behind me
1686
01:14:10,846 --> 01:14:14,250
in giving your support
to Amanda Maxwell.
1687
01:14:15,217 --> 01:14:20,186
Get up there Maxwell.
1688
01:14:20,188 --> 01:14:22,122
Let's see it.
1689
01:14:22,124 --> 01:14:23,290
Thank you Bret.
1690
01:14:23,292 --> 01:14:25,259
Wow, those are really kind words
1691
01:14:25,261 --> 01:14:27,293
from someone that
I've gotten to know
1692
01:14:27,295 --> 01:14:30,963
better than I ever
thought I would want to.
1693
01:14:30,965 --> 01:14:32,832
Said with love.
1694
01:14:32,834 --> 01:14:34,033
If I'm elected your Mayor
1695
01:14:34,035 --> 01:14:35,868
I will work with
the City Council
1696
01:14:35,870 --> 01:14:38,505
to hire Bret Johnson
as our City Manager.
1697
01:14:38,507 --> 01:14:41,207
Because he'd be great at that.
1698
01:14:42,244 --> 01:14:43,443
Nice.
1699
01:14:43,445 --> 01:14:44,877
Because if there's
one thing I've learned,
1700
01:14:44,879 --> 01:14:48,383
it's that behind every
great woman there is a man.
1701
01:14:49,584 --> 01:14:51,217
Staring at her ass.
1702
01:15:01,163 --> 01:15:02,762
So are you happy with
how the new Mayor
1703
01:15:02,764 --> 01:15:05,265
has been taking
care of Hillview?
1704
01:15:05,267 --> 01:15:08,734
A lot better than the way
she took care of my mirror.
1705
01:15:08,736 --> 01:15:09,569
Sorry.
1706
01:15:09,571 --> 01:15:11,406
Oh that's okay dear.
1707
01:15:12,708 --> 01:15:14,241
Grandma,
1708
01:15:14,243 --> 01:15:16,443
it was really fun seeing
you in the other dimension
1709
01:15:16,445 --> 01:15:17,377
I have to say.
1710
01:15:17,379 --> 01:15:19,512
Oh really, what did I do?
1711
01:15:19,514 --> 01:15:21,448
Oh you know,
cuss like a sailor.
1712
01:15:21,450 --> 01:15:22,649
Oh my goodness.
1713
01:15:22,651 --> 01:15:25,586
Tried to sleep with
every man I know.
1714
01:15:28,124 --> 01:15:29,625
Yeah, it was cool.
1715
01:15:30,793 --> 01:15:31,958
Are you gonna
dig this up again
1716
01:15:31,960 --> 01:15:33,628
in another 30 years?
1717
01:15:34,963 --> 01:15:37,463
Maybe we won't have to.
1718
01:16:00,690 --> 01:16:05,690
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