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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,585 --> 00:00:02,628 Good. 2 00:00:02,753 --> 00:00:03,879 you're 2 inches bigger 3 00:00:02,753 --> 00:00:03,879 than last time. 4 00:00:06,298 --> 00:00:08,843 baby's facing backwards. 5 00:00:08,968 --> 00:00:10,594 oh. Here's his bottom. 6 00:00:10,719 --> 00:00:11,637 see? 7 00:00:11,762 --> 00:00:13,639 Charlie: Wow. 8 00:00:13,764 --> 00:00:16,183 that's his butt? 9 00:00:13,764 --> 00:00:16,183 it's kind of bony. 10 00:00:16,308 --> 00:00:18,477 blood pressure's 11 00:00:16,308 --> 00:00:18,477 just a tiny bit high, 12 00:00:18,602 --> 00:00:20,145 but nothing 13 00:00:18,602 --> 00:00:20,145 to worry about. 14 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:21,856 glucose test 15 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:21,856 came back negative. 16 00:00:21,981 --> 00:00:23,357 your weight's 17 00:00:21,981 --> 00:00:23,357 right on target. 18 00:00:23,482 --> 00:00:24,441 whatever that is. 19 00:00:24,566 --> 00:00:25,776 you're doing great, 20 00:00:24,566 --> 00:00:25,776 Daphne. 21 00:00:25,901 --> 00:00:28,111 everything's 22 00:00:25,901 --> 00:00:28,111 healthy and normal. 23 00:00:28,236 --> 00:00:30,322 so we could relax 24 00:00:28,236 --> 00:00:30,322 a little bit, huh? 25 00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:32,658 I mean, I could 26 00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:32,658 have a cup of coffee 27 00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:32,658 every now and then? 28 00:00:32,783 --> 00:00:34,117 of course. 29 00:00:32,783 --> 00:00:34,117 no problem. 30 00:00:34,242 --> 00:00:35,995 and it wouldn't 31 00:00:34,242 --> 00:00:35,995 actually kill the baby 32 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:38,079 for me to leave 33 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:38,079 the house, would it? 34 00:00:38,205 --> 00:00:39,957 no one said you couldn't 35 00:00:38,205 --> 00:00:39,957 leave the house. 36 00:00:40,081 --> 00:00:42,001 you did, if it was 37 00:00:40,081 --> 00:00:42,001 to see a movie. 38 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:43,377 oh, I really 39 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:43,377 wouldn't worry if-- 40 00:00:43,502 --> 00:00:44,545 to see a war movie, 41 00:00:43,502 --> 00:00:44,545 sure, with, like, 42 00:00:44,670 --> 00:00:46,380 wall-to-wall bombs going off. 43 00:00:46,505 --> 00:00:48,173 not to mention 44 00:00:46,505 --> 00:00:48,173 the gallon of cola 45 00:00:46,505 --> 00:00:48,173 you would've had. 46 00:00:48,298 --> 00:00:50,009 oh, a gallon? 47 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:52,260 well, I guess you would 48 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:52,260 know, since you measure 49 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:52,260 everything I eat. 50 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:53,762 guy, guys! 51 00:00:53,888 --> 00:00:55,764 look, if you 52 00:00:53,888 --> 00:00:55,764 cared what you did 53 00:00:53,888 --> 00:00:55,764 with yourself... 54 00:00:55,890 --> 00:00:58,893 oh, and guess what, 55 00:00:55,890 --> 00:00:58,893 Mr. look-out-for- 56 00:00:55,890 --> 00:00:58,893 deadly-preservatives. 57 00:00:59,018 --> 00:01:00,310 the baby is fine. 58 00:01:00,435 --> 00:01:02,021 so far, 59 00:01:00,435 --> 00:01:02,021 no thanks to you. 60 00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:03,146 doctor: Hey, hey. 61 00:01:03,271 --> 00:01:04,899 you're both right. 62 00:01:03,271 --> 00:01:04,899 really. 63 00:01:05,024 --> 00:01:09,110 just trust yourselves, 64 00:01:05,024 --> 00:01:09,110 and trust each other. 65 00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:11,906 that's not so hard, 66 00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:11,906 is it? 67 00:01:14,658 --> 00:01:17,077 this mirror 68 00:01:14,658 --> 00:01:17,077 is the first thing 69 00:01:14,658 --> 00:01:17,077 coming down 70 00:01:17,202 --> 00:01:18,829 if we take this place. 71 00:01:18,954 --> 00:01:21,749 wait a minute. 72 00:01:18,954 --> 00:01:21,749 you're thinking us here? 73 00:01:21,874 --> 00:01:23,584 well, look around, 74 00:01:21,874 --> 00:01:23,584 Sarah. 75 00:01:23,709 --> 00:01:25,126 this place is phat. 76 00:01:25,252 --> 00:01:26,587 and it's available now. 77 00:01:26,712 --> 00:01:29,172 phat. 78 00:01:26,712 --> 00:01:29,172 Bailey, I can't afford it. 79 00:01:29,297 --> 00:01:32,300 I mean, one month's rent is, 80 00:01:29,297 --> 00:01:32,300 like, what, a year's tuition 81 00:01:29,297 --> 00:01:32,300 at Berkeley? 82 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:34,344 that's ok. 83 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:34,344 I'll pay for it. 84 00:01:34,469 --> 00:01:36,555 i--i don't know 85 00:01:34,469 --> 00:01:36,555 how I feel about that. 86 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:39,098 well, what's 87 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:39,098 the difference if I'd be 88 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:39,098 paying for it anyway? 89 00:01:39,224 --> 00:01:41,100 Bailey, can you 90 00:01:39,224 --> 00:01:41,100 be any more fifties? 91 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:43,395 you know, "don't worry 92 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:43,395 your pretty head 93 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:43,395 about it, toots. 94 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:44,730 Mr. moneypants is here." 95 00:01:44,855 --> 00:01:45,856 no, that's not-- 96 00:01:45,981 --> 00:01:46,941 listen. 97 00:01:47,066 --> 00:01:48,275 things are 98 00:01:47,066 --> 00:01:48,275 going really well 99 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:50,069 at the restaurant 100 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:50,069 right now, 101 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:54,823 so maybe I want to spend 102 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:54,823 my money on something 103 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:54,823 that I can share... 104 00:01:54,949 --> 00:01:56,199 with you... 105 00:01:56,324 --> 00:01:58,911 you know, 106 00:01:56,324 --> 00:01:58,911 the girl I love. 107 00:02:01,204 --> 00:02:02,998 ok. 108 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:07,294 ok, I guess, as long 109 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:07,294 as you let me take on 110 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:07,294 some of the expenses, 111 00:02:07,419 --> 00:02:08,629 you know, 112 00:02:07,419 --> 00:02:08,629 the ones I can afford. 113 00:02:08,754 --> 00:02:10,589 great. 114 00:02:10,714 --> 00:02:12,716 ah, this 115 00:02:10,714 --> 00:02:12,716 is so great. 116 00:02:12,841 --> 00:02:14,509 look at this. 117 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:17,805 hey. Is this place 118 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:17,805 not perfect for my 119 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:17,805 birthday party? 120 00:02:17,930 --> 00:02:20,307 if we, like, if we 121 00:02:17,930 --> 00:02:20,307 cleared out a space 122 00:02:17,930 --> 00:02:20,307 over there 123 00:02:20,432 --> 00:02:21,558 for a dance floor? 124 00:02:21,683 --> 00:02:23,560 you know, Bailey, um, 125 00:02:21,683 --> 00:02:23,560 if the mirrors 126 00:02:23,685 --> 00:02:26,313 are really gonna be 127 00:02:23,685 --> 00:02:26,313 the first thing to go, 128 00:02:26,438 --> 00:02:28,398 don't you think we should 129 00:02:26,438 --> 00:02:28,398 experience them first, 130 00:02:28,523 --> 00:02:29,357 once or twice? 131 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:35,614 the realtor's 132 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:35,614 gonna be back 133 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:35,614 in 20 minutes. 134 00:02:35,739 --> 00:02:37,783 come here, sugar daddy, 135 00:02:35,739 --> 00:02:37,783 while you're young. 136 00:02:39,952 --> 00:02:40,911 hey. 137 00:02:39,952 --> 00:02:40,911 hmm? 138 00:02:41,036 --> 00:02:43,246 how's my butt look 139 00:02:41,036 --> 00:02:43,246 in that mirror? 140 00:02:43,371 --> 00:02:45,749 oh, phat, homey, 141 00:02:43,371 --> 00:02:45,749 very, very phat. 142 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:55,509 ? Everybody wants to live ? 143 00:02:55,634 --> 00:02:57,136 ? like they wanna live ? 144 00:02:57,260 --> 00:03:00,597 ? and everybody 145 00:02:57,260 --> 00:03:00,597 wants to love ? 146 00:03:00,722 --> 00:03:01,974 ? like they wanna love ? 147 00:03:02,099 --> 00:03:05,894 ? and everybody 148 00:03:02,099 --> 00:03:05,894 wants to be ? 149 00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:10,941 ? closer to free... ? 150 00:03:11,066 --> 00:03:13,318 ? closer to free ? 151 00:03:26,414 --> 00:03:27,749 You need some help 152 00:03:26,414 --> 00:03:27,749 there, Owen? 153 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:30,251 uhh. I got it. 154 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:30,251 I'm ok. 155 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:31,210 you know, it's 156 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:31,210 really nice of you 157 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:32,462 to help me 158 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:32,462 with my bags. 159 00:03:32,587 --> 00:03:35,049 well, that's--that's 160 00:03:32,587 --> 00:03:35,049 what brothers are for. 161 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:40,054 Griffin. Hey. 162 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:40,054 what are you... 163 00:03:40,179 --> 00:03:43,306 I just--you said that 164 00:03:40,179 --> 00:03:43,306 you were leaving today, 165 00:03:40,179 --> 00:03:43,306 so I just thought... 166 00:03:43,431 --> 00:03:45,726 you came 167 00:03:43,431 --> 00:03:45,726 to say good-bye? 168 00:03:50,189 --> 00:03:51,940 I'm gonna 169 00:03:50,189 --> 00:03:51,940 go take a nap. 170 00:03:55,443 --> 00:03:56,820 you look different. 171 00:03:56,945 --> 00:03:58,613 you got new jeans 172 00:03:56,945 --> 00:03:58,613 or something. 173 00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:01,200 uh, no, I just-- 174 00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:01,200 I washed 'em. Heh. 175 00:04:01,324 --> 00:04:03,493 oh. Right. 176 00:04:03,618 --> 00:04:05,204 right. 177 00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:08,623 is this all you're taking? 178 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:10,959 oh. Yeah. You know, 179 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:10,959 I don't want to 180 00:04:11,085 --> 00:04:13,212 weigh myself down 181 00:04:11,085 --> 00:04:13,212 with too much stuff. 182 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:17,382 you know, you forgot-- 183 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:17,382 forgot, uh... 184 00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:20,301 you got your ring on. 185 00:04:22,012 --> 00:04:24,223 oh, wow. 186 00:04:22,012 --> 00:04:24,223 I should probably, uh... 187 00:04:27,976 --> 00:04:30,104 so when am I 188 00:04:27,976 --> 00:04:30,104 gonna see you? 189 00:04:30,229 --> 00:04:31,563 oh, I don't know. 190 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:35,901 uh, you gonna 191 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:35,901 be up here much? 192 00:04:36,026 --> 00:04:37,402 sure. Now and then. 193 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:43,992 Um... 194 00:04:44,118 --> 00:04:44,993 I ought to... 195 00:04:45,119 --> 00:04:46,620 get going. 196 00:04:46,745 --> 00:04:48,288 wait. 197 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:51,625 come here. 198 00:05:01,260 --> 00:05:02,844 Don't get too smart. 199 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:04,972 I barely know 200 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:04,972 what you're saying already. 201 00:05:37,796 --> 00:05:39,798 Salinger. Julia. 202 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:42,383 epic frame 203 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:42,383 in the face book, 204 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:42,383 my friend. 205 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:44,385 I'm sorry. 206 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:44,385 do we-- 207 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:46,387 finer in the flesh, 208 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:46,387 I'd say. 209 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:47,931 finer in the flesh. 210 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:47,931 mmm. 211 00:06:00,277 --> 00:06:01,402 Oh, my god! 212 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:02,696 I'm sorry. I'm totally 213 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:02,696 in the wrong-- 214 00:06:02,821 --> 00:06:03,697 wait! 215 00:06:03,822 --> 00:06:04,948 uh, Julia? 216 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:06,491 salinger, is it? 217 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:09,953 wait a minute. 218 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:09,953 you're my roommate? 219 00:06:10,078 --> 00:06:11,913 d--no. No. 220 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:12,998 uh, listen, 221 00:06:13,123 --> 00:06:14,666 say hello 222 00:06:13,123 --> 00:06:14,666 to my girlfriend. 223 00:06:14,791 --> 00:06:16,626 it's Julia. 224 00:06:16,751 --> 00:06:18,419 oh, you mean 225 00:06:16,751 --> 00:06:18,419 roommate person. 226 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:19,713 cool. Hi. 227 00:06:19,838 --> 00:06:21,673 hi. 228 00:06:19,838 --> 00:06:21,673 I'm Maggie. 229 00:06:19,838 --> 00:06:21,673 nice to meet you. 230 00:06:21,798 --> 00:06:22,757 nice to see-- 231 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:25,177 uh, I mean, 232 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:25,177 uh, meet you. 233 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:28,263 maybe 234 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:28,263 I should just-- 235 00:06:28,387 --> 00:06:30,431 oh, why, 236 00:06:28,387 --> 00:06:30,431 'cause we're naked? 237 00:06:30,557 --> 00:06:32,809 oh, come on, if we're 238 00:06:30,557 --> 00:06:32,809 all gonna be living together, 239 00:06:32,934 --> 00:06:35,394 we may as well 240 00:06:32,934 --> 00:06:35,394 get used to it, right? 241 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:38,065 I'm sorry, 242 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:38,065 you said all of us, 243 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:38,065 together? 244 00:06:38,190 --> 00:06:40,483 oh. Well, see, 245 00:06:38,190 --> 00:06:40,483 I'd stay at ned's, 246 00:06:40,608 --> 00:06:42,819 but his roommate's 247 00:06:40,608 --> 00:06:42,819 all, like, born again, 248 00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:45,655 so, you know, 249 00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:45,655 we could never do it there. 250 00:06:49,034 --> 00:06:50,409 leanne. 251 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:52,746 leanne, 6 is sitting 252 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:52,746 on a check. 253 00:06:52,871 --> 00:06:54,873 we got 20 people 254 00:06:52,871 --> 00:06:54,873 waiting for tables. 255 00:06:54,998 --> 00:06:55,916 hey. I know. 256 00:06:56,041 --> 00:06:56,917 buenos tardes, hermano. 257 00:06:57,042 --> 00:06:58,585 I got held up. 258 00:06:57,042 --> 00:06:58,585 I'm sorry. 259 00:06:58,710 --> 00:07:00,128 what, couldn't 260 00:06:58,710 --> 00:07:00,128 get to a phone? 261 00:07:00,254 --> 00:07:01,171 hey, 262 00:07:00,254 --> 00:07:01,171 you don't even-- 263 00:07:01,296 --> 00:07:02,381 never mind. 264 00:07:02,505 --> 00:07:04,007 just tell me what's 265 00:07:02,505 --> 00:07:04,007 with these panels. 266 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:05,466 why aren't 267 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:05,466 the fixtures in? 268 00:07:06,676 --> 00:07:08,178 I gotta restain the wood. 269 00:07:08,303 --> 00:07:09,930 they came finished in matte. 270 00:07:08,303 --> 00:07:09,930 total mismatch. 271 00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:11,348 the finish? 272 00:07:11,472 --> 00:07:13,100 what, they're 273 00:07:11,472 --> 00:07:13,100 not shiny enough? 274 00:07:13,225 --> 00:07:15,727 Charlie, we don't 275 00:07:13,225 --> 00:07:15,727 have time to deal 276 00:07:13,225 --> 00:07:15,727 with this, man. 277 00:07:15,852 --> 00:07:18,688 do you realize 278 00:07:15,852 --> 00:07:18,688 what I have to do 279 00:07:15,852 --> 00:07:18,688 just today alone? 280 00:07:18,813 --> 00:07:21,775 the health guy is 281 00:07:18,813 --> 00:07:21,775 doing a spot check 282 00:07:18,813 --> 00:07:21,775 in 40 minutes. 283 00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:23,402 which reminds me, 284 00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:23,402 I've gotta push off 285 00:07:23,526 --> 00:07:24,736 that life-insurance 286 00:07:23,526 --> 00:07:24,736 physical again. 287 00:07:24,861 --> 00:07:26,863 and then, after that, 288 00:07:24,861 --> 00:07:26,863 the merchant association 289 00:07:26,988 --> 00:07:29,657 wants a planning session 290 00:07:26,988 --> 00:07:29,657 because I went 291 00:07:26,988 --> 00:07:29,657 temporarily insane. 292 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:31,826 and you can 293 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:31,826 stop smiling, 294 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:34,162 or you can 295 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:34,162 go to the doctor 296 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:34,162 and spread 'em. 297 00:07:34,288 --> 00:07:36,415 you sound like 298 00:07:34,288 --> 00:07:36,415 some old guy here, 299 00:07:36,539 --> 00:07:39,334 like you're about 300 00:07:36,539 --> 00:07:39,334 to start grousing about 301 00:07:36,539 --> 00:07:39,334 your pension or something. 302 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:43,046 which is kind of funny, 303 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:43,046 'cause, I mean, have you 304 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:43,046 seen that... 305 00:07:43,171 --> 00:07:45,506 chrome peeking 306 00:07:43,171 --> 00:07:45,506 through your dome up there? 307 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:46,841 chrome? My dome... 308 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:49,552 my--what, my--my hair? 309 00:07:49,677 --> 00:07:51,679 yeah. Maybe it's 310 00:07:49,677 --> 00:07:51,679 just the light, 311 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:53,265 but it's 312 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:53,265 definitely lookin'... 313 00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:55,183 a little thin up there. 314 00:07:55,309 --> 00:07:57,060 where's a... 315 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:03,233 so I was thinking, 316 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:03,233 human sexuality, 317 00:08:03,358 --> 00:08:04,985 that's just 318 00:08:03,358 --> 00:08:04,985 reproductive bio. 319 00:08:03,358 --> 00:08:04,985 I've done that. 320 00:08:05,110 --> 00:08:06,236 what about...Right here? 321 00:08:06,361 --> 00:08:07,446 no, it's fine. 322 00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:10,157 it's just kind of 323 00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:10,157 growing in a swirl. 324 00:08:10,282 --> 00:08:12,617 anyway, 325 00:08:10,282 --> 00:08:12,617 the professor knows that 326 00:08:10,282 --> 00:08:12,617 we all feel this way, 327 00:08:12,742 --> 00:08:14,702 so right off the bat, 328 00:08:12,742 --> 00:08:14,702 it's the taboo stuff, 329 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:16,746 like, "here's 20 ways 330 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:16,746 why men and women are 331 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:16,746 not created equal." 332 00:08:16,871 --> 00:08:17,872 check the front. 333 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:19,499 h-how about the front? 334 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:19,499 check the front. 335 00:08:19,624 --> 00:08:20,500 and did you know-- 336 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:21,460 hey, wait. 337 00:08:21,584 --> 00:08:23,170 is that... 338 00:08:23,295 --> 00:08:25,339 gray! Is that-- 339 00:08:23,295 --> 00:08:25,339 is this gray hair? 340 00:08:26,923 --> 00:08:28,716 no, Bailey. It's blond. 341 00:08:26,923 --> 00:08:28,716 anyway... 342 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:30,760 so, they were saying, 343 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:30,760 for instance, 344 00:08:30,885 --> 00:08:33,805 that a woman's 345 00:08:30,885 --> 00:08:33,805 sexual prime is at 35, 346 00:08:30,885 --> 00:08:33,805 but a man's-- 347 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:36,391 well, guess 348 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:36,391 when yours is. 349 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:38,601 I don't know. 350 00:08:38,726 --> 00:08:40,020 39? 351 00:08:40,145 --> 00:08:41,396 then, what? 352 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:42,563 30? 353 00:08:43,773 --> 00:08:45,900 25? 354 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:46,985 21? 355 00:08:48,403 --> 00:08:49,863 less than 20? 356 00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:51,698 19. 357 00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:53,283 what? 358 00:08:55,327 --> 00:08:57,578 what--and then 359 00:08:55,327 --> 00:08:57,578 what does it do, 360 00:08:57,704 --> 00:09:00,248 like, level off 361 00:08:57,704 --> 00:09:00,248 for a couple decades or... 362 00:09:00,374 --> 00:09:02,834 wait. When was 363 00:09:00,374 --> 00:09:02,834 this thing published? 364 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:05,253 because they're updating 365 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:05,253 these things all the time. 366 00:09:07,339 --> 00:09:08,507 it's for you. 367 00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:09,966 mm. 368 00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:10,967 (laughs) 369 00:09:11,092 --> 00:09:13,094 hello? 370 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:14,054 uh-huh. 371 00:09:15,763 --> 00:09:16,973 my brother took it. 372 00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:18,350 oh, get his name. 373 00:09:18,475 --> 00:09:19,934 we'll see 374 00:09:18,475 --> 00:09:19,934 what he looks like. 375 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:22,979 yeah, great lighting. 376 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:22,979 that's what everyone says. 377 00:09:23,104 --> 00:09:25,065 uh-huh. 378 00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:27,317 uh-huh. 379 00:09:27,442 --> 00:09:29,777 uh-huh. 380 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,988 uh-huh. 381 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,988 oh, he's cute. 382 00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:33,823 uh, uh, listen, 383 00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:33,823 um, Steve, 384 00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:36,993 to be honest-- 385 00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:36,993 you know what? 386 00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:36,993 you sound really nice, 387 00:09:37,118 --> 00:09:39,662 but I don't think 388 00:09:37,118 --> 00:09:39,662 I'm gonna be interested, 389 00:09:39,787 --> 00:09:42,916 so, uh, thank you, 390 00:09:39,787 --> 00:09:42,916 but, um, sorry. Bye. 391 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:45,293 what? I thought 392 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:45,293 he was pretty cute. 393 00:09:45,419 --> 00:09:47,921 he wanted to show me 394 00:09:45,419 --> 00:09:47,921 his lizard collection. 395 00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:50,798 he has a komodo dragon 396 00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:50,798 over 3 feet long. 397 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:52,675 ooh. Such a good call. 398 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:53,885 ohh! 399 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:56,179 anyone here 400 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:56,179 named Lisa? 401 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,474 Lisa? 402 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,518 that's your name, 403 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,518 isn't it? 404 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,687 isn't that 405 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,687 the name that you gave 406 00:10:04,812 --> 00:10:06,898 when you recently 407 00:10:04,812 --> 00:10:06,898 ordered, you know, 408 00:10:04,812 --> 00:10:06,898 the food? 409 00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:08,942 no. 410 00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:10,777 oh. Heh. Sorry. 411 00:10:10,902 --> 00:10:13,113 brand-new roommates. 412 00:10:10,902 --> 00:10:13,113 still a little rusty 413 00:10:10,902 --> 00:10:13,113 on the names. 414 00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:14,406 but thank you. 415 00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:15,740 oh. Heh. 416 00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:18,201 bye. 417 00:10:20,579 --> 00:10:24,291 ok, I know I've 418 00:10:20,579 --> 00:10:24,291 been out of the market 419 00:10:20,579 --> 00:10:24,291 for a while, 420 00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:26,376 but he seemed so cute. 421 00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:28,753 i--i mean, 422 00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:28,753 so is there... 423 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:32,132 I don't know, is there, 424 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:32,132 like, a guy back home 425 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:32,132 or something? 426 00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:34,801 oh. I--i should 427 00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:34,801 shut up and mind 428 00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:34,801 my business, right? 429 00:10:34,926 --> 00:10:36,303 no. 430 00:10:36,428 --> 00:10:37,304 no, it's ok. 431 00:10:37,429 --> 00:10:39,347 it's just... 432 00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:40,348 I'm just... 433 00:10:42,683 --> 00:10:45,145 I'm just here to work. 434 00:10:42,683 --> 00:10:45,145 that's all. 435 00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:47,772 I'm here to work. 436 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:49,983 are you actually taking 437 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:49,983 that many pictures? 438 00:10:50,108 --> 00:10:52,652 well, I have to remember 439 00:10:50,108 --> 00:10:52,652 what everybody 440 00:10:50,108 --> 00:10:52,652 looks like, 441 00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:56,281 and I definitely don't 442 00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:56,281 want to trust a shipper 443 00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:56,281 not to break them. 444 00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:58,950 she still not back? 445 00:10:59,075 --> 00:10:59,993 mm-mmm. 446 00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:03,204 yeah, I am. 447 00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:08,251 I was in the kitchen 448 00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:08,251 getting some food. 449 00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:11,087 you came in 450 00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:11,087 the back? 451 00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:12,671 why didn't you 452 00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:12,671 say something? 453 00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:14,007 I was hungry. 454 00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:14,966 oh. 455 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:19,346 so, um... 456 00:11:19,471 --> 00:11:20,388 where'd you go? 457 00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:22,182 we hung out at dusty's. 458 00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:25,143 her band came over and 459 00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:25,143 tried out a couple new songs. 460 00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:26,603 huh. 461 00:11:26,727 --> 00:11:28,271 that must be fun, 462 00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:32,066 hanging out 463 00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:32,066 in some smoky garage, 464 00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:32,066 rockin' out. 465 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:33,485 I guess. 466 00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:34,569 so, uh... 467 00:11:34,693 --> 00:11:36,655 they practice 468 00:11:34,693 --> 00:11:36,655 with amps? 469 00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:39,698 I don't know. 470 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:41,117 sometimes. Why? 471 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:43,744 no reason. 472 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:46,039 just, that kind 473 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:46,039 of stuff must drive 474 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:46,039 the neighbors crazy. 475 00:11:46,164 --> 00:11:47,832 why don't you 476 00:11:46,164 --> 00:11:47,832 just say it, ok? 477 00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:50,251 loud music and smoke-- 478 00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:50,251 it's bad for the baby, 479 00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:50,251 right? 480 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:51,878 isn't that 481 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:51,878 what you're saying? 482 00:11:52,003 --> 00:11:53,921 no. I didn't. 483 00:11:52,003 --> 00:11:53,921 I'm just... 484 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,714 I'm just curious, 485 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,714 is all. 486 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:56,715 (sighs) 487 00:11:58,968 --> 00:11:59,886 ohh... 488 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,483 (Sighs) Daphne, 489 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,483 what's the matter? 490 00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:15,527 I can't... 491 00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:17,362 I can't ask 492 00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:17,362 about your friends? 493 00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:18,530 why would you? 494 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:21,282 you think they're 495 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:21,282 a bunch of losers. 496 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:22,909 Daphne, come on. 497 00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:25,245 we're... 498 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:26,496 we're living 499 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:26,496 together here. 500 00:12:26,621 --> 00:12:27,955 I mean, we're... 501 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,374 we're together, 502 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,374 aren't we? 503 00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:30,958 I don't know. 504 00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:30,958 are we? 505 00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:34,379 what is that 506 00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:34,379 supposed to mean? 507 00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:36,005 it means... 508 00:12:39,593 --> 00:12:42,429 do you know why 509 00:12:39,593 --> 00:12:42,429 I said yes to you, Charlie, 510 00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:44,639 when you asked me 511 00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:44,639 to have this baby? 512 00:12:44,763 --> 00:12:45,724 it was you. 513 00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:47,684 there was this look 514 00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:47,684 in your eye. 515 00:12:47,808 --> 00:12:49,603 it was how badly 516 00:12:47,808 --> 00:12:49,603 you wanted it, 517 00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:52,606 and it was how badly 518 00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:52,606 I wanted to give it to you. 519 00:12:52,731 --> 00:12:55,609 I mean, we used to have 520 00:12:52,731 --> 00:12:55,609 so much fun, Charlie. 521 00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:58,528 you were this hot, 522 00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:58,528 easygoing guy, 523 00:12:58,653 --> 00:13:01,114 and I don't... 524 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:06,536 I don't know 525 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:06,536 what I was expecting this 526 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:06,536 to be like. 527 00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:08,747 I knew it wasn't 528 00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:08,747 gonna be easy. 529 00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:13,918 but this morning 530 00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:13,918 when I tried to... 531 00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:15,545 remember how I got here, 532 00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:17,964 I couldn't. 533 00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:21,384 because all those reasons 534 00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:21,384 that made me want to say yes... 535 00:13:23,802 --> 00:13:25,513 I don't know 536 00:13:23,802 --> 00:13:25,513 where they went. 537 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:35,315 I'm gonna, um... 538 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,193 (sighs) 539 00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:44,115 I'm gonna sleep 540 00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:44,115 downstairs tonight. 541 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,184 Is this how you 542 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,184 pictured this place, 543 00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:14,688 you know, this quad, 544 00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:14,688 these people's... 545 00:14:14,813 --> 00:14:17,898 everybody 546 00:14:14,813 --> 00:14:17,898 being a couple? 547 00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:19,818 well, I kind of 548 00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:19,818 thought there'd be 549 00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:19,818 more bell-bottoms, 550 00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:22,069 but that's about it. 551 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,988 'cause me, 552 00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:26,700 I had, like, this 553 00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:26,700 vivid mental picture 554 00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:28,201 of every person here, 555 00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:32,038 and--and I had 556 00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:32,038 this mental picture 557 00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:32,038 of me with them. 558 00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:34,374 but platonically. 559 00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:36,292 well, of course, yeah. 560 00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:38,878 but...now... 561 00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:42,298 now I look around, 562 00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:42,298 and nobody's who 563 00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:42,298 they're supposed to be. 564 00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:44,676 and what about you? 565 00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:44,676 are you still you? 566 00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:48,971 well, that's the thing. 567 00:14:49,096 --> 00:14:50,515 I'm--I'm not sure. 568 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:52,141 you know? 569 00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:55,520 I mean, I still 570 00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:55,520 sort of know what 571 00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:55,520 I want to do here, 572 00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:57,647 with my work and 573 00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:57,647 the extracurriculars 574 00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:57,647 and whatever, 575 00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:59,190 but... 576 00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:01,942 how it's gonna happen 577 00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:01,942 and with who... 578 00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:05,488 I don't know. 579 00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:07,448 I thought I knew, 580 00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:07,448 you know? 581 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:08,783 but i--i don't. 582 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,410 i--i have no clue. 583 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,580 well, look... 584 00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:16,040 ned and I 585 00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:16,040 are heading for coffee. 586 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:21,087 why don't you blow off 587 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:21,087 the course catalog and come? 588 00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:22,088 oh. 589 00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:23,089 uh... 590 00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:24,465 heh. No. 591 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:25,508 thanks. 592 00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:27,260 um, I have to redo 593 00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:28,928 this pathetic 594 00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:28,928 creative writing sample, 595 00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:31,347 make it more, 596 00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:31,347 you know, not pathetic. 597 00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:34,726 but I'll--I'll 598 00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:34,726 see you at the freshman 599 00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:34,726 mixer thing later. 600 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:49,741 Hey. 601 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:49,741 hmm. 602 00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:50,950 good morning. 603 00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:53,369 come on. Sit. 604 00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:54,871 sit, sit, sit, 605 00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:56,247 and eat. 606 00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:57,665 wait. Bacon. 607 00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:59,876 isn't that, 608 00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:59,876 like, nitrates 609 00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:59,876 or something? 610 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,378 hey, my mom 611 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,378 raised me on this junk. 612 00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:04,964 it's not gonna kill 613 00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:04,964 our baby, either, right? 614 00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:06,716 go on, eat. Chow down. 615 00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:08,593 what's wrong 616 00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:08,593 with you? 617 00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:09,677 nothing. 618 00:16:09,803 --> 00:16:11,220 I'm completely myself. 619 00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:13,765 I am...The me 620 00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:13,765 that I used to be, 621 00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:16,434 the me that I should 622 00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:16,434 have never stopped being. 623 00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:18,561 Charlie, you don't 624 00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:18,561 have to do this. 625 00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:20,062 I'm not trying 626 00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:20,062 to make you-- 627 00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:21,731 no. I know. I know. 628 00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:25,610 but, um, last night, 629 00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:25,610 when you left... 630 00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:28,655 I couldn't sleep, 631 00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:28,655 so instead of counting sheep, 632 00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:31,365 I counted the times 633 00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:31,365 we played air puck. 634 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,827 it was, um, it was 6. 635 00:16:33,952 --> 00:16:37,831 you know how many times 636 00:16:33,952 --> 00:16:37,831 we've played air puck 637 00:16:33,952 --> 00:16:37,831 since you got pregnant? 638 00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:39,248 zero. 639 00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:40,541 zip. 640 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,794 I mean, that-- 641 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,794 that's not right, Daphne. 642 00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:44,671 you're really good 643 00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:44,671 at air puck. 644 00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:46,547 thanks. 645 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,883 so, obviously, 646 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,883 something has to give. 647 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:52,136 I mean, we have to take 648 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:52,136 a vacation from this whole-- 649 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:52,136 this whole parent thing, 650 00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:53,137 like... 651 00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:54,848 starting today. 652 00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:56,390 today? 653 00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:59,727 I called and canceled 654 00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:59,727 the hospital tour that we had, 655 00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:03,063 so whatever you want to do, 656 00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:03,063 the day is wide open. 657 00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:06,359 wow, Charlie. 658 00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:13,950 um, but, I mean, 659 00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:13,950 I kind of already 660 00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:13,950 made plans for today. 661 00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:17,286 you did? 662 00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:18,663 but how'd you-- 663 00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:21,916 I mean, didn't you know 664 00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:21,916 we had the hospital thing? 665 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,585 oh, I know you did, 666 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,585 but I wasn't planning 667 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,585 on going. 668 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,754 you're the mom here. 669 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,754 what's the point of me going-- 670 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,590 but, I mean, why should 671 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,590 I go if I'm just gonna 672 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,590 go in there, 673 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,551 have the baby, 674 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,551 and then leave? 675 00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:32,593 I mean, hospitals... 676 00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:33,928 right. 677 00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:33,928 no, you're right. 678 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,805 it's ok. 679 00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:39,726 but you could come 680 00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:39,726 with me to this thing 681 00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:39,726 if you wanted to. 682 00:17:39,851 --> 00:17:41,978 I mean, it's just 683 00:17:39,851 --> 00:17:41,978 a bunch of strippers. 684 00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:44,230 or I could bag it. 685 00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:45,356 no. No. 686 00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:47,274 no. You should go. 687 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,861 you should go. 688 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,861 that's, um... 689 00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:52,321 that was the point 690 00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:52,321 of this, anyway. 691 00:17:58,995 --> 00:18:01,205 Look at the monkey. 692 00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:02,749 say ahh. 693 00:18:02,874 --> 00:18:04,208 ahhhh... 694 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:06,961 Bailey, I think 695 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:06,961 we need to talk. 696 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,630 am I gonna flunk 697 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,630 for my insurance thingy? 698 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:12,258 oh, no, no, I think 699 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:12,258 you'll be fine. 700 00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:14,635 then is it my tonsils, 701 00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:14,635 Dr. Bob? 702 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,262 you don't have 703 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,262 any tonsils, fella. 704 00:18:16,387 --> 00:18:18,222 we took 'em out 705 00:18:16,387 --> 00:18:18,222 when you were 8. 706 00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:19,432 (knock on door) 707 00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:19,432 doctor? 708 00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:21,017 Annabelle's scared 709 00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:21,017 to have a shotter. 710 00:18:21,141 --> 00:18:23,102 she won't come out 711 00:18:21,141 --> 00:18:23,102 of the poo-poo room. 712 00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:24,270 I'll be right there. 713 00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:25,438 so then what is it? 714 00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:27,231 did I blow the hearing test? 715 00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:29,275 'cause I missed a couple 716 00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:29,275 of chickadee-dees, 717 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,527 but come on, 718 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,527 the way those kids 719 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,527 were screaming out there? 720 00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:33,195 no, it's not that. 721 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:36,115 you just have 722 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:36,115 a 10% loss in your 723 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:36,115 left upper register. 724 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,825 10%? 725 00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:39,493 I've lost 10%? 726 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,370 it's nothing, really. 727 00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:42,496 hmm. 728 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,749 "hmm"? What is-- 729 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,749 what "hmm"? 730 00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:48,252 blood pressure's 731 00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:48,252 a little high 732 00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:48,252 for someone your age. 733 00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:49,796 well-- 734 00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:49,796 nothing to worry about. 735 00:18:49,921 --> 00:18:50,922 no big deal. 736 00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:52,632 just something 737 00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:52,632 to keep an eye on. 738 00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:54,550 well, so then what's 739 00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:54,550 the problem, Dr. Bob? 740 00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:56,719 you're giving me 741 00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:56,719 the willies here. 742 00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:58,304 I've been your doctor 743 00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:58,304 for 20 years, Bailey. 744 00:18:58,429 --> 00:18:59,555 that's a very long time. 745 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,265 nuh-uh. It's not-- 746 00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:02,809 it's not that long. 747 00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:06,312 I think it's time 748 00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:06,312 you got yourself 749 00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:06,312 a grown-up doctor, 750 00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:08,188 a regular g.P., 751 00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:12,234 someone who deals 752 00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:12,234 more with the issues 753 00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:12,234 a man your age can face. 754 00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:13,527 my age? 755 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,113 but... 756 00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:16,823 what if I don't want to? 757 00:19:16,948 --> 00:19:19,033 what if I like you, 758 00:19:16,948 --> 00:19:19,033 Dr. Bob? 759 00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:22,369 have a lolly. 760 00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:25,372 you'll be fine. 761 00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:32,922 hi. Um, can I buy 762 00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:32,922 some change off you 763 00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:32,922 for my meter? 764 00:19:33,047 --> 00:19:34,590 no problem. 765 00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:37,010 I'm kind of desperate. 766 00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:37,010 I'm running a little late. 767 00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:37,010 thanks. 768 00:19:37,135 --> 00:19:38,761 Daphne: 769 00:19:37,135 --> 00:19:38,761 he's, like, so mad. 770 00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:41,430 he's, like, 771 00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:41,430 red in the face, 772 00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:41,430 and then he goes, 773 00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:43,683 "lady, I'm gonna have 774 00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:43,683 to ask you to leave! 775 00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:45,392 and your shirt, 776 00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:45,392 and your bra..." 777 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:46,811 here's your change. 778 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:46,811 here you go. 779 00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:48,021 oh, thanks. Thanks. 780 00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:48,021 bye-bye. 781 00:19:48,146 --> 00:19:49,480 "they're not 782 00:19:48,146 --> 00:19:49,480 welcome either," 783 00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:51,440 and I was, like, 784 00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:51,440 "oh, my god, 785 00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:51,440 what am I gonna do?!" 786 00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:53,067 when are the speeches? 787 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,778 I wrote this 788 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,778 whole stupid limerick 789 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,778 'cause you said-- 790 00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:56,988 i--hey. 791 00:19:57,113 --> 00:19:58,698 should we get started 792 00:19:57,113 --> 00:19:58,698 with dessert? 793 00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:00,491 yeah. No problem. 794 00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:00,491 she'll be here. 795 00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:02,242 she's probably 796 00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:02,242 just trying to park. 797 00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:04,203 I didn't see 798 00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:04,203 any spaces 799 00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:04,203 for miles. 800 00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:05,955 it's an applet 801 00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:05,955 that takes you 802 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,875 straight to our web page 803 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,875 as soon as you log on. 804 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,376 we have a web page? 805 00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:12,753 yeah. I--i just 806 00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:12,753 got it done. 807 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:15,381 you click on the violin 808 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:15,381 for your box 809 00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:17,466 and the, uh, lectern 810 00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:17,466 for mine. 811 00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:19,677 you know, 812 00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:19,677 just to stay in touch. 813 00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:23,723 I really need 814 00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:23,723 for you to read this, 815 00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:25,599 because I have 816 00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:25,599 this nagging feeling 817 00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:25,599 that it sucks. 818 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,226 sorry I'm late. 819 00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:29,937 it took me longer 820 00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:29,937 to park than it did 821 00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:29,937 to drive here. 822 00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:31,814 ah, I know. 823 00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:31,814 I mean, I wonder 824 00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:31,814 if Daphne's ok. 825 00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:34,441 it's not like 826 00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:34,441 she can park 827 00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:34,441 and then walk 20 blocks. 828 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,027 maybe I should 829 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,027 go check it out. 830 00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:37,528 no, she's ok. 831 00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:38,571 I mean, um... 832 00:20:38,696 --> 00:20:40,239 you don't 833 00:20:38,696 --> 00:20:40,239 have to worry. 834 00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:41,866 I mean, 835 00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:41,866 I saw her. 836 00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:43,826 you saw her? Where? 837 00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:45,119 uh... 838 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,205 so, what was 839 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,205 the first day like? 840 00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:49,623 I mean, was it 841 00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:49,623 different, you know, 842 00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:49,623 like you thought, 843 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,209 or was it-- 844 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,209 was it really creepy? 845 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:52,334 it was fine. 846 00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:54,503 in fact, there's 847 00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:54,503 a party thing tonight, 848 00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:57,131 this, uh, freshman 849 00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:57,131 get-to-know-each-other thing, 850 00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,758 with a band and dancing. 851 00:20:58,883 --> 00:20:59,884 wow. 852 00:20:58,883 --> 00:20:59,884 yeah. 853 00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:00,843 it sounds great. 854 00:21:02,553 --> 00:21:03,596 I mean, I... 855 00:21:03,721 --> 00:21:06,099 I sort of had 856 00:21:03,721 --> 00:21:06,099 this fantasy of us... 857 00:21:06,224 --> 00:21:08,559 I don't know, spending 858 00:21:06,224 --> 00:21:08,559 my last night here 859 00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:10,686 together 860 00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:10,686 in our old room, but... 861 00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:12,980 forget it, claud. 862 00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:12,980 forget the party. 863 00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:12,980 I'd much rather be with you. 864 00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:14,232 much. 865 00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:14,232 really? 866 00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:15,649 yeah. 867 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,317 hi. Claudia, 868 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,317 I'm sorry I'm late. 869 00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:18,360 hi. That's ok. 870 00:21:18,485 --> 00:21:19,570 I'm such a space. 871 00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:21,197 well, you're 872 00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:21,197 in a good mood. 873 00:21:21,321 --> 00:21:22,782 come here 874 00:21:21,321 --> 00:21:22,782 for a second. 875 00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:24,992 so what'd I miss? 876 00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:24,992 pretty much everything, 877 00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:24,992 huh? I guess. 878 00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:26,535 what is the matter 879 00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:26,535 with you? 880 00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,788 what's the matter with me? 881 00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,788 what do you mean? 882 00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:31,749 claud's last night 883 00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:31,749 in the city, and you 884 00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:31,749 miss the whole thing? 885 00:21:31,874 --> 00:21:34,001 Claudia, are there 886 00:21:31,874 --> 00:21:34,001 some more presents 887 00:21:31,874 --> 00:21:34,001 you need to open? 888 00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:35,002 I'm sorry. 889 00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:36,170 I'm said I'm sorry. 890 00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:37,630 what--what is going 891 00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:37,630 through your head? 892 00:21:37,755 --> 00:21:39,048 I mean, what are 893 00:21:37,755 --> 00:21:39,048 you thinking about? 894 00:21:39,173 --> 00:21:40,633 I just lost track 895 00:21:39,173 --> 00:21:40,633 of time, ok? 896 00:21:40,758 --> 00:21:43,010 I was having fun, 897 00:21:40,758 --> 00:21:43,010 for, like, the first 898 00:21:40,758 --> 00:21:43,010 time in months! 899 00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:44,762 it's not just 900 00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:44,762 the time, Daphne. 901 00:21:44,887 --> 00:21:46,889 all right, 90 minutes late 902 00:21:44,887 --> 00:21:46,889 because you were drinking? 903 00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:48,975 what? 904 00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:48,975 who are you--uhh-- 905 00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:50,810 I had a little wine, ok? 906 00:21:50,935 --> 00:21:52,228 a little wine. 907 00:21:52,352 --> 00:21:54,897 and who's to say 908 00:21:52,352 --> 00:21:54,897 I can't drink 909 00:21:52,352 --> 00:21:54,897 in moderation? 910 00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:56,523 I say it, all right? 911 00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:56,523 oh, really? Is that so? 912 00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:57,733 that's never 913 00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:57,733 gonna happen again. 914 00:21:57,858 --> 00:21:59,944 don't 915 00:21:57,858 --> 00:21:59,944 push it, Charlie, 916 00:21:57,858 --> 00:21:59,944 I'm warning you! 917 00:22:00,069 --> 00:22:02,989 is that why 918 00:22:00,069 --> 00:22:02,989 you're doing this, 919 00:22:00,069 --> 00:22:02,989 to test me? 920 00:22:03,114 --> 00:22:04,782 I don't have to 921 00:22:03,114 --> 00:22:04,782 listen to this. 922 00:22:04,907 --> 00:22:05,908 Daphne, 923 00:22:04,907 --> 00:22:05,908 wait a minute. 924 00:22:06,033 --> 00:22:06,826 you can't just-- 925 00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:10,204 Daphne, come back here. 926 00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:11,664 uh... 927 00:22:11,789 --> 00:22:14,292 no more presents 928 00:22:11,789 --> 00:22:14,292 to open. Ok? 929 00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:16,210 wh--you know, 930 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:18,045 now would 931 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:18,045 be a perfect time 932 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:18,045 for the limerick. 933 00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:19,172 Sarah? 934 00:22:19,297 --> 00:22:21,381 a-are you kidding me? 935 00:22:19,297 --> 00:22:21,381 right now? 936 00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:22,842 right now. 937 00:22:22,967 --> 00:22:23,968 ok. 938 00:22:24,093 --> 00:22:26,095 ok. Uh... 939 00:22:26,220 --> 00:22:29,598 it was--it was meant to-- 940 00:22:26,220 --> 00:22:29,598 to make you guys laugh. 941 00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:30,766 ahem. 942 00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:32,559 there once was a girl 943 00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:32,559 name of claud... 944 00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:33,853 you ok? 945 00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:35,562 who played fiddle so well 946 00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:35,562 we were awed. 947 00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:36,814 no. No, I'm not. 948 00:22:36,939 --> 00:22:38,774 but now she plays 949 00:22:36,939 --> 00:22:38,774 for a whole new crowd. 950 00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:40,400 she better start 951 00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:40,400 bowing it extra loud... 952 00:22:40,526 --> 00:22:42,069 I got a big problem 953 00:22:40,526 --> 00:22:42,069 here, don't I? 954 00:22:42,195 --> 00:22:43,737 'cause we still 955 00:22:42,195 --> 00:22:43,737 want to hear her play, 956 00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:45,072 even though 957 00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:45,072 she's a continent away. 958 00:22:46,824 --> 00:22:49,493 you know what I was 959 00:22:46,824 --> 00:22:49,493 thinking about last night? 960 00:22:49,618 --> 00:22:50,953 hmm? 961 00:22:51,078 --> 00:22:52,788 I've been alive 16 years, 962 00:22:52,913 --> 00:22:55,041 and...that whole time, 963 00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:57,501 I've only ever had 3 rooms. 964 00:22:57,626 --> 00:23:00,629 Owen's and the tent and... 965 00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:02,715 here. 966 00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:04,550 god. 967 00:23:04,675 --> 00:23:06,886 Owen's room. 968 00:23:04,675 --> 00:23:06,886 I was in there, too. 969 00:23:07,011 --> 00:23:08,846 I don't even 970 00:23:07,011 --> 00:23:08,846 remember that. 971 00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:10,514 me neither. 972 00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:13,226 which means that... 973 00:23:13,351 --> 00:23:17,355 for almost 974 00:23:13,351 --> 00:23:17,355 all of growing up, the place 975 00:23:13,351 --> 00:23:17,355 that I fell asleep was... 976 00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:18,396 this place... 977 00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:22,985 looking up 978 00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:22,985 at this ceiling. 979 00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:24,820 listening to me 980 00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:24,820 snore next to you. 981 00:23:24,945 --> 00:23:26,197 (laughing) 982 00:23:35,789 --> 00:23:39,210 How am I supposed to be 983 00:23:35,789 --> 00:23:39,210 happy there, jule... 984 00:23:39,335 --> 00:23:42,880 when...there's nothing 985 00:23:39,335 --> 00:23:42,880 around me that I recognize 986 00:23:43,005 --> 00:23:45,258 and--and there's 987 00:23:43,005 --> 00:23:45,258 all these new people 988 00:23:45,383 --> 00:23:48,094 who just think of me 989 00:23:45,383 --> 00:23:48,094 as god knows what? 990 00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:50,554 that's... 991 00:23:53,974 --> 00:23:56,143 it's not 992 00:23:53,974 --> 00:23:56,143 gonna be that way. 993 00:23:56,269 --> 00:23:58,771 you're gonna meet 994 00:23:56,269 --> 00:23:58,771 nice people. 995 00:23:58,896 --> 00:24:02,066 you're gonna get to know 996 00:23:58,896 --> 00:24:02,066 that place in no time. 997 00:24:03,317 --> 00:24:05,694 but what if I hate it? 998 00:24:05,819 --> 00:24:08,281 I mean, what if 999 00:24:05,819 --> 00:24:08,281 all I can think of is home? 1000 00:24:09,615 --> 00:24:12,785 well, I highly doubt 1001 00:24:09,615 --> 00:24:12,785 that'll happen. 1002 00:24:12,910 --> 00:24:15,413 but if it does, 1003 00:24:12,910 --> 00:24:15,413 guess what. 1004 00:24:15,537 --> 00:24:17,664 all that stuff you're 1005 00:24:15,537 --> 00:24:17,664 scared of missing-- 1006 00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:19,708 the house and us-- 1007 00:24:19,833 --> 00:24:21,961 it's always 1008 00:24:19,833 --> 00:24:21,961 gonna be here. 1009 00:24:22,086 --> 00:24:25,381 and thank god, 1010 00:24:22,086 --> 00:24:25,381 'cause it's not just 1011 00:24:22,086 --> 00:24:25,381 you who needs it. 1012 00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:28,634 and when you need to, 1013 00:24:28,759 --> 00:24:34,472 you'll lie in your bed 1014 00:24:28,759 --> 00:24:34,472 and you'll think 1015 00:24:28,759 --> 00:24:34,472 of us together. 1016 00:24:34,598 --> 00:24:38,436 we've spent 1017 00:24:34,598 --> 00:24:38,436 a lot of time like this 1018 00:24:34,598 --> 00:24:38,436 together, you and me. 1019 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:41,521 it ought to be 1020 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:41,521 pretty easy 1021 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:41,521 for you to picture. 1022 00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:49,947 Actually... 1023 00:24:53,575 --> 00:24:57,955 if there was any way 1024 00:24:53,575 --> 00:24:57,955 I could pack this ceiling... 1025 00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:58,998 I would. 1026 00:25:37,577 --> 00:25:39,663 I stayed at dusty's. 1027 00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:40,956 fine. 1028 00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:40,956 I'm not asking you-- 1029 00:25:41,081 --> 00:25:42,041 I drank 1030 00:25:41,081 --> 00:25:42,041 lots of water. 1031 00:25:42,166 --> 00:25:43,501 I didn't 1032 00:25:42,166 --> 00:25:43,501 have any coffee. 1033 00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:45,378 you don't have to explain 1034 00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:45,378 anything to me. I'm not... 1035 00:25:45,503 --> 00:25:46,962 that's not what I want. 1036 00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:49,006 well, there's gotta 1037 00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:49,006 be something, Charlie, 1038 00:25:49,131 --> 00:25:51,675 'cause you stayed 1039 00:25:49,131 --> 00:25:51,675 out here all night 1040 00:25:49,131 --> 00:25:51,675 to see me. 1041 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:53,427 no, I didn't. 1042 00:25:53,551 --> 00:25:56,514 I got up to say 1043 00:25:53,551 --> 00:25:56,514 good-bye to claud. 1044 00:25:56,638 --> 00:26:00,726 oh. Aren't you 1045 00:25:56,638 --> 00:26:00,726 supposed to be halfway 1046 00:25:56,638 --> 00:26:00,726 to Boston by now? 1047 00:26:00,851 --> 00:26:04,188 I asked Bailey to go... 1048 00:26:00,851 --> 00:26:04,188 'cause I wanted to stay here. 1049 00:26:04,313 --> 00:26:06,065 I thought maybe 1050 00:26:04,313 --> 00:26:06,065 if we talked that... 1051 00:26:09,609 --> 00:26:12,112 I mean, what are 1052 00:26:09,609 --> 00:26:12,112 we gonna do, Daphne? 1053 00:26:12,238 --> 00:26:14,614 how are we 1054 00:26:12,238 --> 00:26:14,614 supposed to do this? 1055 00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:18,744 I mean, we can't just 1056 00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:18,744 sleep in separate rooms 1057 00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:18,744 and avoid each other. 1058 00:26:18,869 --> 00:26:20,829 you're having 1059 00:26:18,869 --> 00:26:20,829 our baby here. 1060 00:26:20,954 --> 00:26:24,250 so, whatever it is 1061 00:26:20,954 --> 00:26:24,250 you want me to do, 1062 00:26:24,375 --> 00:26:27,378 even if it's just to shut up 1063 00:26:24,375 --> 00:26:27,378 and give you some space, 1064 00:26:27,503 --> 00:26:29,880 you have to tell me. Ok? 1065 00:26:30,005 --> 00:26:32,299 and...I'll try to do it. 1066 00:26:33,884 --> 00:26:35,928 you should have gone 1067 00:26:33,884 --> 00:26:35,928 with your sister. 1068 00:26:44,103 --> 00:26:46,021 Ok. Listen, 1069 00:26:44,103 --> 00:26:46,021 I know we said 1070 00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:48,399 we'd hit the road 1071 00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:48,399 as soon as she got in, 1072 00:26:48,524 --> 00:26:50,859 but claud seemed 1073 00:26:48,524 --> 00:26:50,859 a little tweaked before, 1074 00:26:50,984 --> 00:26:54,113 so why don't we chill 1075 00:26:50,984 --> 00:26:54,113 and ease her in a bit? 1076 00:26:54,238 --> 00:26:56,490 which, actually, 1077 00:26:54,238 --> 00:26:56,490 we could have 1078 00:26:54,238 --> 00:26:56,490 a pretty fly time, 1079 00:26:56,614 --> 00:26:57,657 'cause they're 1080 00:26:56,614 --> 00:26:57,657 throwing down 1081 00:26:57,783 --> 00:26:59,285 this orientation bash 1082 00:26:57,783 --> 00:26:59,285 for the kids, 1083 00:26:59,410 --> 00:27:00,453 with sports and games-- 1084 00:27:00,578 --> 00:27:01,412 oh, Claudia. Hey. 1085 00:27:01,537 --> 00:27:02,955 hey. 1086 00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:05,458 you were gone for a while. 1087 00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:05,458 did you make some friends? 1088 00:27:05,583 --> 00:27:06,792 you're not gonna 1089 00:27:05,583 --> 00:27:06,792 believe it, 1090 00:27:06,917 --> 00:27:08,461 but I'm walking 1091 00:27:06,917 --> 00:27:08,461 down the hall, 1092 00:27:06,917 --> 00:27:08,461 right, 1093 00:27:08,586 --> 00:27:10,421 and i--i hear 1094 00:27:08,586 --> 00:27:10,421 these strings 1095 00:27:08,586 --> 00:27:10,421 tuning, 1096 00:27:10,546 --> 00:27:12,131 so i--i just 1097 00:27:10,546 --> 00:27:12,131 started talking 1098 00:27:12,256 --> 00:27:13,673 to this 1099 00:27:12,256 --> 00:27:13,673 really friendly 1100 00:27:12,256 --> 00:27:13,673 viola player. 1101 00:27:13,799 --> 00:27:15,050 and then there's 1102 00:27:13,799 --> 00:27:15,050 this girl 1103 00:27:15,175 --> 00:27:16,469 on the phone 1104 00:27:15,175 --> 00:27:16,469 speaking Dutch, 1105 00:27:16,594 --> 00:27:18,762 and, well, I know 1106 00:27:16,594 --> 00:27:18,762 some dirty words 1107 00:27:16,594 --> 00:27:18,762 in Dutch 1108 00:27:18,887 --> 00:27:20,514 from that music camp 1109 00:27:18,887 --> 00:27:20,514 I went to. 1110 00:27:20,638 --> 00:27:21,557 so I, like, 1111 00:27:20,638 --> 00:27:21,557 totally started 1112 00:27:20,638 --> 00:27:21,557 cracking her up, 1113 00:27:21,681 --> 00:27:22,808 - and it was... 1114 00:27:21,681 --> 00:27:22,808 - great! 1115 00:27:22,933 --> 00:27:25,269 well, when-when's that 1116 00:27:22,933 --> 00:27:25,269 orientation due? 1117 00:27:25,394 --> 00:27:27,563 the volleyball thing is 1118 00:27:25,394 --> 00:27:27,563 supposed to be starting 1119 00:27:25,394 --> 00:27:27,563 any minute now. 1120 00:27:27,687 --> 00:27:29,273 coolio. Let's roll. 1121 00:27:29,398 --> 00:27:31,691 I want to 1122 00:27:29,398 --> 00:27:31,691 teach these prepsters 1123 00:27:29,398 --> 00:27:31,691 how we spike that bad boy 1124 00:27:31,817 --> 00:27:33,651 in the native land 1125 00:27:31,817 --> 00:27:33,651 of v-ball. 1126 00:27:33,777 --> 00:27:35,237 that's... 1127 00:27:35,362 --> 00:27:36,696 whatever, bay. 1128 00:27:36,822 --> 00:27:39,533 but I was just 1129 00:27:36,822 --> 00:27:39,533 kind of thinking, 1130 00:27:36,822 --> 00:27:39,533 you know, 1131 00:27:39,657 --> 00:27:40,951 what if you didn't? 1132 00:27:41,076 --> 00:27:42,744 really? 1133 00:27:42,869 --> 00:27:45,289 but you know what? 1134 00:27:42,869 --> 00:27:45,289 there is this 1135 00:27:42,869 --> 00:27:45,289 cocktail party, 1136 00:27:45,414 --> 00:27:47,541 for the parents, up on 1137 00:27:45,414 --> 00:27:47,541 the headmaster's green, 1138 00:27:47,665 --> 00:27:50,544 and, well, that's 1139 00:27:47,665 --> 00:27:50,544 really where you guys 1140 00:27:47,665 --> 00:27:50,544 should be going, so... 1141 00:27:50,668 --> 00:27:52,338 parents? 1142 00:27:52,463 --> 00:27:55,007 and if you own a business, 1143 00:27:52,463 --> 00:27:55,007 forget financial aid. 1144 00:27:55,132 --> 00:27:57,675 they see corporate assets, 1145 00:27:55,132 --> 00:27:57,675 and, boom, you must be loaded, 1146 00:27:57,801 --> 00:27:58,636 never mind 1147 00:27:57,801 --> 00:27:58,636 the bottom line. 1148 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,220 Bailey has 1149 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,220 a business. 1150 00:28:00,346 --> 00:28:01,847 was that supposed 1151 00:28:00,346 --> 00:28:01,847 to be on Claudia's 1152 00:28:00,346 --> 00:28:01,847 application? 1153 00:28:01,972 --> 00:28:03,516 I don't know. 1154 00:28:01,972 --> 00:28:03,516 I didn't fill it out. 1155 00:28:03,641 --> 00:28:05,184 because I'm not 1156 00:28:03,641 --> 00:28:05,184 her legal guardian. 1157 00:28:05,309 --> 00:28:06,852 actually, I'm barely 1158 00:28:05,309 --> 00:28:06,852 older than she is. 1159 00:28:06,977 --> 00:28:08,437 your car, your computer, 1160 00:28:06,977 --> 00:28:08,437 your clothes. 1161 00:28:08,562 --> 00:28:11,106 they even want to know 1162 00:28:08,562 --> 00:28:11,106 what you life insurance 1163 00:28:08,562 --> 00:28:11,106 is worth, 1164 00:28:11,231 --> 00:28:13,526 like maybe 1165 00:28:11,231 --> 00:28:13,526 you'll croak just to pay 1166 00:28:11,231 --> 00:28:13,526 your kid's tuition. 1167 00:28:13,651 --> 00:28:15,277 didn't you just get 1168 00:28:13,651 --> 00:28:15,277 one of those policies? 1169 00:28:15,402 --> 00:28:16,778 yeah. Well-- 1170 00:28:16,903 --> 00:28:18,905 and have you gotten 1171 00:28:16,903 --> 00:28:18,905 the friends of Hanover pitch? 1172 00:28:19,031 --> 00:28:21,867 as if it's not enough 1173 00:28:19,031 --> 00:28:21,867 signing over your nest egg 1174 00:28:19,031 --> 00:28:21,867 for tuition. 1175 00:28:21,992 --> 00:28:23,619 I mean, where is it written 1176 00:28:23,743 --> 00:28:25,496 that just because 1177 00:28:23,743 --> 00:28:25,496 we're past our prime, 1178 00:28:25,621 --> 00:28:28,706 we have to be packed 1179 00:28:25,621 --> 00:28:28,706 into some Petunia garden 1180 00:28:25,621 --> 00:28:28,706 and fed finger sandwiches? 1181 00:28:28,832 --> 00:28:31,251 we were just saying 1182 00:28:28,832 --> 00:28:31,251 the same thing, 1183 00:28:28,832 --> 00:28:31,251 weren't we, honey? 1184 00:28:31,377 --> 00:28:32,211 ok, that's it. 1185 00:28:32,336 --> 00:28:33,253 that's what? 1186 00:28:33,379 --> 00:28:34,588 i--i need to leave. 1187 00:28:34,712 --> 00:28:35,755 I need hair. 1188 00:28:35,881 --> 00:28:37,550 I mean air. 1189 00:28:35,881 --> 00:28:37,550 I have to leave. 1190 00:28:37,675 --> 00:28:38,676 Sarah. Now. 1191 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:39,635 ok. 1192 00:28:45,558 --> 00:28:48,561 You remember me? 1193 00:28:45,558 --> 00:28:48,561 I brought some food 1194 00:28:45,558 --> 00:28:48,561 to your room. 1195 00:28:50,270 --> 00:28:52,147 except 1196 00:28:50,270 --> 00:28:52,147 it wasn't for you, 1197 00:28:52,272 --> 00:28:56,193 'cause, uh, your name 1198 00:28:52,272 --> 00:28:56,193 isn't, uh, Lisa. 1199 00:28:58,070 --> 00:28:58,945 how's it going? 1200 00:29:05,703 --> 00:29:07,287 Hey, you're writing 1201 00:29:05,703 --> 00:29:07,287 something there. 1202 00:29:07,413 --> 00:29:09,498 maybe the, uh, 1203 00:29:07,413 --> 00:29:09,498 great American novel. 1204 00:29:13,085 --> 00:29:14,878 let me ask you something? 1205 00:29:15,003 --> 00:29:17,756 'cause--'cause it's something 1206 00:29:15,003 --> 00:29:17,756 that's really been 1207 00:29:15,003 --> 00:29:17,756 bugging me lately. 1208 00:29:17,881 --> 00:29:20,800 what part 1209 00:29:17,881 --> 00:29:20,800 of me sitting here, 1210 00:29:17,881 --> 00:29:20,800 by myself, working, 1211 00:29:20,926 --> 00:29:23,220 makes you think, 1212 00:29:20,926 --> 00:29:23,220 "oh, I know what she wants. 1213 00:29:23,345 --> 00:29:26,348 she wants me to drop 1214 00:29:23,345 --> 00:29:26,348 what she's doing 1215 00:29:23,345 --> 00:29:26,348 so I can hit on her." 1216 00:29:26,473 --> 00:29:27,516 sorry. 1217 00:29:26,473 --> 00:29:27,516 I didn't realize-- 1218 00:29:27,641 --> 00:29:29,435 even if I have 1219 00:29:27,641 --> 00:29:29,435 a small interest 1220 00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:31,811 in the general idea 1221 00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:31,811 of dating at some time 1222 00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:31,811 in the far distant future, 1223 00:29:31,937 --> 00:29:34,064 the reason you see me 1224 00:29:31,937 --> 00:29:34,064 working here right now 1225 00:29:34,189 --> 00:29:36,525 is because I'm a student, 1226 00:29:34,189 --> 00:29:36,525 and I'm here to study, 1227 00:29:36,650 --> 00:29:38,860 and if maybe you can't 1228 00:29:36,650 --> 00:29:38,860 understand that because 1229 00:29:36,650 --> 00:29:38,860 you're not a student 1230 00:29:38,985 --> 00:29:40,446 or because you only 1231 00:29:38,985 --> 00:29:40,446 think with your gonads, 1232 00:29:40,571 --> 00:29:42,114 let me tell you something. 1233 00:29:42,239 --> 00:29:44,575 what a person like me 1234 00:29:42,239 --> 00:29:44,575 really wants 1235 00:29:42,239 --> 00:29:44,575 is for you 1236 00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:47,411 and all the other 1237 00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:47,411 walking organs 1238 00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:47,411 in this meat market 1239 00:29:47,536 --> 00:29:49,246 to just let me do 1240 00:29:47,536 --> 00:29:49,246 what I came here for. 1241 00:29:49,371 --> 00:29:51,457 ok? You got that? 1242 00:29:51,582 --> 00:29:52,458 I got it. 1243 00:29:57,546 --> 00:29:59,673 Announcer: ...Top receiver 1244 00:29:57,546 --> 00:29:59,673 in the pac 10, 1245 00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:01,675 Johnson has been shut out. 1246 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,218 here come Montgomery! 1247 00:30:03,343 --> 00:30:04,844 he's at the 40, 1248 00:30:03,343 --> 00:30:04,844 the 50... 1249 00:30:04,970 --> 00:30:05,845 (crowd roars) 1250 00:30:05,971 --> 00:30:06,846 (turns TV off) 1251 00:30:06,972 --> 00:30:07,806 huh? What? 1252 00:30:07,931 --> 00:30:08,807 what did-- 1253 00:30:08,932 --> 00:30:10,517 was I just-- 1254 00:30:10,643 --> 00:30:12,269 did I just 1255 00:30:10,643 --> 00:30:12,269 pass out? 1256 00:30:12,394 --> 00:30:14,813 yeah. Yeah, I went 1257 00:30:12,394 --> 00:30:14,813 to brush my teeth. 1258 00:30:12,394 --> 00:30:14,813 I came back here, 1259 00:30:14,938 --> 00:30:16,940 you looked so exhausted, 1260 00:30:14,938 --> 00:30:16,940 I just decided 1261 00:30:14,938 --> 00:30:16,940 to let you sleep. 1262 00:30:17,065 --> 00:30:18,400 oh, my god. 1263 00:30:17,065 --> 00:30:18,400 what is thi-- 1264 00:30:17,065 --> 00:30:18,400 is this drool? 1265 00:30:18,525 --> 00:30:19,985 did I do this? 1266 00:30:20,110 --> 00:30:21,654 Bailey, it's ok. 1267 00:30:20,110 --> 00:30:21,654 you're just jet-lagged. 1268 00:30:21,779 --> 00:30:23,489 but that shouldn't-- 1269 00:30:23,614 --> 00:30:24,990 it's earlier 1270 00:30:23,614 --> 00:30:24,990 at home. 1271 00:30:25,115 --> 00:30:26,659 I should be 1272 00:30:25,115 --> 00:30:26,659 more--more awake. 1273 00:30:26,784 --> 00:30:28,201 Bailey, don't worry. 1274 00:30:28,327 --> 00:30:29,161 we'll just get up early 1275 00:30:28,327 --> 00:30:29,161 tomorrow morning. 1276 00:30:29,286 --> 00:30:30,454 no! No. 1277 00:30:30,579 --> 00:30:32,414 no, I'm awake. 1278 00:30:30,579 --> 00:30:32,414 I'm awake. 1279 00:30:32,539 --> 00:30:34,082 here. 1280 00:30:34,207 --> 00:30:36,669 we still have 8 minutes 1281 00:30:34,207 --> 00:30:36,669 until I'm 20. 1282 00:30:38,712 --> 00:30:41,047 let's--oh, baby, 1283 00:30:38,712 --> 00:30:41,047 you're so fine. 1284 00:30:41,173 --> 00:30:42,299 you make me crazy. 1285 00:30:44,301 --> 00:30:45,093 (knock on door) 1286 00:30:46,928 --> 00:30:47,929 Claudia! 1287 00:30:48,054 --> 00:30:49,515 god, claud, 1288 00:30:48,054 --> 00:30:49,515 what are you-- 1289 00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:51,933 remember? 1290 00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:51,933 I said I'd come by 1291 00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:51,933 after the party. 1292 00:30:52,058 --> 00:30:54,102 ok. 1293 00:30:54,227 --> 00:30:55,145 time's up. 1294 00:30:55,270 --> 00:30:56,438 there's the buzzer. 1295 00:30:57,648 --> 00:30:59,274 did you want me 1296 00:30:57,648 --> 00:30:59,274 to leave? 1297 00:30:59,399 --> 00:31:01,109 I don't know why 1298 00:30:59,399 --> 00:31:01,109 I even bothered. 1299 00:31:01,234 --> 00:31:02,611 I've been over 1300 00:31:01,234 --> 00:31:02,611 for months. 1301 00:31:02,736 --> 00:31:04,446 I mean, how gone am I 1302 00:31:04,571 --> 00:31:07,658 when my gorgeous 1303 00:31:04,571 --> 00:31:07,658 girlfriend is lying 1304 00:31:04,571 --> 00:31:07,658 half-naked on the bed 1305 00:31:07,783 --> 00:31:09,535 and I am so...Hairless 1306 00:31:09,660 --> 00:31:13,079 and high-blood-pressured 1307 00:31:09,660 --> 00:31:13,079 and deaf that 1308 00:31:09,660 --> 00:31:13,079 I can't even wake up 1309 00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:16,041 to have the last action 1310 00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:16,041 of my so-called prime. 1311 00:31:16,166 --> 00:31:18,210 but, hey! Hey, 1312 00:31:16,166 --> 00:31:18,210 they don't call 'em 1313 00:31:18,335 --> 00:31:20,170 "the golden years" 1314 00:31:18,335 --> 00:31:20,170 for nothing, right? 1315 00:31:20,295 --> 00:31:23,590 I mean, who--who--who 1316 00:31:20,295 --> 00:31:23,590 needs sex and volleyball 1317 00:31:23,716 --> 00:31:26,051 when you've got 1318 00:31:23,716 --> 00:31:26,051 early-bird specials 1319 00:31:23,716 --> 00:31:26,051 and bingo? 1320 00:31:30,930 --> 00:31:33,767 and remember, don't 1321 00:31:30,930 --> 00:31:33,767 just pack underwear 1322 00:31:30,930 --> 00:31:33,767 and a toothbrush. 1323 00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:36,436 think 1324 00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:36,436 of the other things 1325 00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:36,436 you're gonna need. 1326 00:31:36,562 --> 00:31:39,064 comfortable pillow, 1327 00:31:36,562 --> 00:31:39,064 fruit juice for 1328 00:31:36,562 --> 00:31:39,064 when she's hungry, 1329 00:31:39,189 --> 00:31:40,524 a good trashy book. 1330 00:31:40,649 --> 00:31:42,609 now, I think 1331 00:31:40,649 --> 00:31:42,609 that's about it. 1332 00:31:42,735 --> 00:31:45,612 any of you interested 1333 00:31:42,735 --> 00:31:45,612 can come with me 1334 00:31:42,735 --> 00:31:45,612 to admitting. 1335 00:31:45,738 --> 00:31:48,323 we like to pre-admit, 1336 00:31:45,738 --> 00:31:48,323 because that's 1337 00:31:45,738 --> 00:31:48,323 one less thing 1338 00:31:48,448 --> 00:31:50,200 to worry about 1339 00:31:48,448 --> 00:31:50,200 when the baby comes. 1340 00:31:52,369 --> 00:31:54,747 well, that 1341 00:31:52,369 --> 00:31:54,747 was pretty cool, 1342 00:31:52,369 --> 00:31:54,747 don't you think? 1343 00:31:54,872 --> 00:31:56,331 I mean... 1344 00:31:56,456 --> 00:31:59,042 this place 1345 00:31:56,456 --> 00:31:59,042 kind of makes it 1346 00:31:56,456 --> 00:31:59,042 seem real. 1347 00:32:01,628 --> 00:32:04,130 Charlie, I can't do this. 1348 00:32:04,256 --> 00:32:05,215 I'm sorry? 1349 00:32:05,340 --> 00:32:07,175 I can't do this anymore. 1350 00:32:07,300 --> 00:32:08,927 this. Whatever. 1351 00:32:10,136 --> 00:32:11,971 what do you mean? 1352 00:32:15,975 --> 00:32:18,896 I'm taking my stuff, 1353 00:32:15,975 --> 00:32:18,896 and I'm gonna stay 1354 00:32:15,975 --> 00:32:18,896 somewhere else. 1355 00:32:21,314 --> 00:32:22,941 what? You're... 1356 00:32:23,066 --> 00:32:23,983 what? 1357 00:32:24,109 --> 00:32:25,778 I'm leaving, Charlie. 1358 00:32:25,903 --> 00:32:27,153 I'm moving out. 1359 00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:28,988 Daphne, wait a minute. 1360 00:32:29,114 --> 00:32:30,490 are you two coming? 1361 00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:40,542 Thank god, thank god 1362 00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:42,335 ned and I are 1363 00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:42,335 in the same section. 1364 00:32:42,461 --> 00:32:44,880 aren't you at all afraid 1365 00:32:42,461 --> 00:32:44,880 of getting sick 1366 00:32:42,461 --> 00:32:44,880 of each other? 1367 00:32:45,004 --> 00:32:47,674 no, thank you. 1368 00:32:45,004 --> 00:32:47,674 and why aren't you checking 1369 00:32:45,004 --> 00:32:47,674 on your writing class? 1370 00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:49,468 'cause I know 1371 00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:49,468 I didn't get in. 1372 00:32:49,593 --> 00:32:51,762 really, my schedule's 1373 00:32:49,593 --> 00:32:51,762 gonna be so much easier 1374 00:32:49,593 --> 00:32:51,762 without it, so... 1375 00:32:51,887 --> 00:32:52,930 Maggie, 1376 00:32:51,887 --> 00:32:52,930 don't look at it. 1377 00:32:53,054 --> 00:32:54,640 I told you 1378 00:32:53,054 --> 00:32:54,640 there's no way. 1379 00:32:54,765 --> 00:32:57,100 the sample I tried 1380 00:32:54,765 --> 00:32:57,100 to rewrite couldn't 1381 00:32:54,765 --> 00:32:57,100 get me into physics. 1382 00:32:57,225 --> 00:32:58,101 what? 1383 00:32:57,225 --> 00:32:58,101 (laughing) 1384 00:32:58,226 --> 00:32:59,185 Maggie, what? 1385 00:32:59,311 --> 00:33:00,228 aah! 1386 00:33:00,353 --> 00:33:01,939 wow! That's-- 1387 00:33:02,063 --> 00:33:04,107 I knew I had 1388 00:33:02,063 --> 00:33:04,107 to make her 1389 00:33:02,063 --> 00:33:04,107 lose the letters. 1390 00:33:04,232 --> 00:33:06,192 that's what 1391 00:33:04,232 --> 00:33:06,192 made it so real. 1392 00:33:06,318 --> 00:33:08,862 I want to thank 1393 00:33:06,318 --> 00:33:08,862 everyone who submitted 1394 00:33:06,318 --> 00:33:08,862 for this class. 1395 00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:10,906 there was a lot 1396 00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:10,906 of great stuff 1397 00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:10,906 in these stories. 1398 00:33:11,030 --> 00:33:13,450 I just wish 1399 00:33:11,030 --> 00:33:13,450 I had more room. 1400 00:33:13,575 --> 00:33:15,327 is one of you 1401 00:33:13,575 --> 00:33:15,327 Josh macon? 1402 00:33:18,413 --> 00:33:20,332 you wrote 1403 00:33:18,413 --> 00:33:20,332 a really great story, 1404 00:33:20,457 --> 00:33:22,167 and I'd love to talk 1405 00:33:20,457 --> 00:33:22,167 about it in class. 1406 00:33:22,292 --> 00:33:24,210 I went ahead 1407 00:33:22,292 --> 00:33:24,210 and made some copies, 1408 00:33:24,336 --> 00:33:25,796 so if it's 1409 00:33:24,336 --> 00:33:25,796 ok with you... 1410 00:33:25,921 --> 00:33:26,964 sure. Thanks. 1411 00:33:37,223 --> 00:33:38,099 In case of 1412 00:33:37,223 --> 00:33:38,099 emergencies. 1413 00:33:38,224 --> 00:33:39,142 I have a checkbook. 1414 00:33:39,267 --> 00:33:40,435 take it. 1415 00:33:39,267 --> 00:33:40,435 you'll feel better. 1416 00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:41,520 I don't--no. 1417 00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:41,520 just take it. 1418 00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:41,520 take it. 1419 00:33:41,645 --> 00:33:42,855 no, no, no. 1420 00:33:41,645 --> 00:33:42,855 take it. 1421 00:33:42,980 --> 00:33:44,690 ok, I'll take it. 1422 00:33:42,980 --> 00:33:44,690 I'll take it. 1423 00:33:49,152 --> 00:33:51,196 then there's just 1424 00:33:49,152 --> 00:33:51,196 this one last thing. 1425 00:33:57,285 --> 00:33:59,329 A--a diary... 1426 00:33:59,454 --> 00:34:00,998 with a... 1427 00:34:01,122 --> 00:34:02,040 lock. 1428 00:34:04,125 --> 00:34:06,252 I know. I know. 1429 00:34:04,125 --> 00:34:06,252 it's--it's--it's-- 1430 00:34:06,378 --> 00:34:07,587 it's way too young. 1431 00:34:07,713 --> 00:34:09,631 it's ridiculous. 1432 00:34:09,756 --> 00:34:10,924 I know that, but... 1433 00:34:16,013 --> 00:34:20,058 I've been having these-- 1434 00:34:16,013 --> 00:34:20,058 these anxiety dreams, 1435 00:34:20,183 --> 00:34:22,561 about this stupid 1436 00:34:20,183 --> 00:34:22,561 getting older stuff, 1437 00:34:22,686 --> 00:34:24,563 and I went 1438 00:34:22,686 --> 00:34:24,563 shopping for you, 1439 00:34:24,688 --> 00:34:27,566 and I saw this gift 1440 00:34:24,688 --> 00:34:27,566 that was totally wrong, 1441 00:34:27,691 --> 00:34:30,360 and I knew that. 1442 00:34:27,691 --> 00:34:30,360 I knew it was wrong, 1443 00:34:30,485 --> 00:34:32,404 but I didn't care... 1444 00:34:32,529 --> 00:34:36,324 because i-- 1445 00:34:32,529 --> 00:34:36,324 I guess I just really 1446 00:34:32,529 --> 00:34:36,324 wanted it to be right. 1447 00:34:36,449 --> 00:34:40,704 I wanted you 1448 00:34:36,449 --> 00:34:40,704 to be right for it... 1449 00:34:40,829 --> 00:34:41,663 you know... 1450 00:34:43,623 --> 00:34:44,958 not so old. 1451 00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:48,045 16 is old? 1452 00:34:48,169 --> 00:34:51,757 when it's you, 1453 00:34:48,169 --> 00:34:51,757 it's old to me. 1454 00:34:53,592 --> 00:34:55,218 I don't know. 1455 00:34:53,592 --> 00:34:55,218 it's weird, 1456 00:34:55,343 --> 00:34:57,679 because nobody 1457 00:34:55,343 --> 00:34:57,679 loves birthdays 1458 00:34:55,343 --> 00:34:57,679 more than I do. 1459 00:34:57,804 --> 00:34:59,848 it just seems like... 1460 00:34:59,973 --> 00:35:03,101 it seems like they're 1461 00:34:59,973 --> 00:35:03,101 coming way too fast now. 1462 00:35:03,226 --> 00:35:07,146 and you were 1463 00:35:03,226 --> 00:35:07,146 always a kid, claud. 1464 00:35:07,272 --> 00:35:09,608 I wasn't even 1465 00:35:07,272 --> 00:35:09,608 a big brother 1466 00:35:07,272 --> 00:35:09,608 until you came along. 1467 00:35:09,733 --> 00:35:12,569 Julia never 1468 00:35:09,733 --> 00:35:12,569 listened to anything 1469 00:35:09,733 --> 00:35:12,569 I ever said. 1470 00:35:13,820 --> 00:35:15,530 so now, who's gonna... 1471 00:35:17,282 --> 00:35:20,077 make like 1472 00:35:17,282 --> 00:35:20,077 all of my stupid jokes 1473 00:35:17,282 --> 00:35:20,077 are funny? 1474 00:35:21,870 --> 00:35:24,706 and who's gonna sit 1475 00:35:21,870 --> 00:35:24,706 on that counter and-- 1476 00:35:24,831 --> 00:35:26,708 and choke down 1477 00:35:24,831 --> 00:35:26,708 my omelet disasters... 1478 00:35:29,210 --> 00:35:30,295 if it isn't you? 1479 00:35:45,978 --> 00:35:48,814 Will you promise not to 1480 00:35:45,978 --> 00:35:48,814 change without telling me? 1481 00:35:54,277 --> 00:35:55,821 Ok, could you, um... 1482 00:35:55,946 --> 00:35:56,905 could you just... 1483 00:35:57,030 --> 00:35:58,615 could you just 1484 00:35:57,030 --> 00:35:58,615 hold it a minute? 1485 00:35:59,825 --> 00:36:02,410 you have to talk to me. 1486 00:36:02,535 --> 00:36:04,704 listen, I have a right 1487 00:36:02,535 --> 00:36:04,704 to explanation, all right. 1488 00:36:04,830 --> 00:36:06,957 I have a right to know 1489 00:36:04,830 --> 00:36:06,957 what's going on. 1490 00:36:11,086 --> 00:36:14,380 do you want to know 1491 00:36:11,086 --> 00:36:14,380 what would have happened 1492 00:36:11,086 --> 00:36:14,380 to us, Charlie, 1493 00:36:14,506 --> 00:36:16,758 you know, if things 1494 00:36:14,506 --> 00:36:16,758 had been different? 1495 00:36:16,883 --> 00:36:19,845 we would have had 1496 00:36:16,883 --> 00:36:19,845 a great couple of months. 1497 00:36:19,970 --> 00:36:22,430 I mean, just great. 1498 00:36:22,555 --> 00:36:24,557 but then one of us 1499 00:36:22,555 --> 00:36:24,557 would have started taking 1500 00:36:22,555 --> 00:36:24,557 a couple extra days 1501 00:36:24,683 --> 00:36:26,392 to call 1502 00:36:24,683 --> 00:36:26,392 the other person back, 1503 00:36:26,518 --> 00:36:28,394 and then pretty soon, 1504 00:36:26,518 --> 00:36:28,394 the only time we would 1505 00:36:26,518 --> 00:36:28,394 have seen each other 1506 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:29,562 would have been 1507 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:29,562 by accident. 1508 00:36:31,690 --> 00:36:33,025 then I got pregnant. 1509 00:36:34,359 --> 00:36:36,194 and, I mean, 1510 00:36:34,359 --> 00:36:36,194 I hardly even ever knew 1511 00:36:36,319 --> 00:36:37,946 a pregnant person, 1512 00:36:36,319 --> 00:36:37,946 but ok. 1513 00:36:39,990 --> 00:36:42,784 and all of a sudden, 1514 00:36:39,990 --> 00:36:42,784 we've got all this pressure, 1515 00:36:42,909 --> 00:36:44,285 you know, to--to-- 1516 00:36:44,410 --> 00:36:45,912 iron everything out. 1517 00:36:46,038 --> 00:36:47,455 but you want to know 1518 00:36:46,038 --> 00:36:47,455 the truth, Charlie? 1519 00:36:47,580 --> 00:36:50,458 we are wasting our time, 1520 00:36:50,583 --> 00:36:51,960 because we are not 1521 00:36:52,085 --> 00:36:53,753 in love with each other. 1522 00:36:56,339 --> 00:36:58,299 so... 1523 00:36:58,424 --> 00:37:01,219 let's just 1524 00:36:58,424 --> 00:37:01,219 cut to the chase. 1525 00:37:01,344 --> 00:37:02,512 ok? 1526 00:37:02,637 --> 00:37:04,097 you know? 1527 00:37:04,222 --> 00:37:06,474 why drag this out? 1528 00:37:13,106 --> 00:37:14,858 No. 1529 00:37:14,983 --> 00:37:16,234 I won't let you. 1530 00:37:16,359 --> 00:37:17,652 Charlie-- 1531 00:37:17,777 --> 00:37:19,612 and I really don't care 1532 00:37:17,777 --> 00:37:19,612 about any of that, 1533 00:37:19,738 --> 00:37:21,280 what you just said. 1534 00:37:21,406 --> 00:37:24,576 'cause this-- 1535 00:37:21,406 --> 00:37:24,576 this is not just about 1536 00:37:21,406 --> 00:37:24,576 you and me now. 1537 00:37:24,701 --> 00:37:26,285 I mean, there's... 1538 00:37:26,411 --> 00:37:27,620 there's a baby. 1539 00:37:29,081 --> 00:37:30,916 my baby. 1540 00:37:31,041 --> 00:37:32,584 and... 1541 00:37:32,709 --> 00:37:34,920 I'm not gonna 1542 00:37:32,709 --> 00:37:34,920 just let you 1543 00:37:32,709 --> 00:37:34,920 take him away. 1544 00:37:35,045 --> 00:37:36,337 I'm just leaving. 1545 00:37:36,462 --> 00:37:38,965 I'm just getting out 1546 00:37:36,462 --> 00:37:38,965 of this house. 1547 00:37:39,091 --> 00:37:41,051 to where? 1548 00:37:39,091 --> 00:37:41,051 to--to your family? 1549 00:37:41,176 --> 00:37:42,135 to--to Texas? 1550 00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:44,429 I don't know. 1551 00:37:44,554 --> 00:37:45,597 I just... 1552 00:37:49,184 --> 00:37:51,853 I'll call you 1553 00:37:49,184 --> 00:37:51,853 when I get there. Ok? 1554 00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:16,962 Look, I can see 1555 00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:16,962 that you're eating, 1556 00:38:17,087 --> 00:38:19,172 and I certainly respect 1557 00:38:17,087 --> 00:38:19,172 that you chose to be alone 1558 00:38:17,087 --> 00:38:19,172 for that purpose. 1559 00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:20,673 I just quickly 1560 00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:20,673 want to say 1561 00:38:20,799 --> 00:38:22,425 that I was 1562 00:38:20,799 --> 00:38:22,425 so, so, so out of line-- 1563 00:38:22,550 --> 00:38:24,052 you think? 1564 00:38:24,177 --> 00:38:25,428 assuming that you were 1565 00:38:24,177 --> 00:38:25,428 only, you know... 1566 00:38:25,553 --> 00:38:26,679 a delivery boy? 1567 00:38:26,805 --> 00:38:28,723 and that you couldn't 1568 00:38:26,805 --> 00:38:28,723 grasp the concept 1569 00:38:28,848 --> 00:38:30,558 of being serious 1570 00:38:28,848 --> 00:38:30,558 about school, 1571 00:38:28,848 --> 00:38:30,558 when obviously-- 1572 00:38:30,683 --> 00:38:32,852 I come off kind of 1573 00:38:30,683 --> 00:38:32,852 not so bright? 1574 00:38:32,978 --> 00:38:34,854 no! 1575 00:38:34,980 --> 00:38:35,897 no. No. 1576 00:38:36,022 --> 00:38:37,983 that was...Me. 1577 00:38:38,108 --> 00:38:40,152 'cause that whole 1578 00:38:38,108 --> 00:38:40,152 thinking you were 1579 00:38:38,108 --> 00:38:40,152 hitting on me thing? 1580 00:38:40,277 --> 00:38:42,070 I mean, god, you just 1581 00:38:40,277 --> 00:38:42,070 asked about my story. 1582 00:38:42,195 --> 00:38:43,696 and why not? 1583 00:38:42,195 --> 00:38:43,696 you're a writer? 1584 00:38:43,822 --> 00:38:45,907 I just assumed 1585 00:38:43,822 --> 00:38:45,907 you were going to 1586 00:38:43,822 --> 00:38:45,907 ask me out, which was-- 1587 00:38:46,032 --> 00:38:47,117 wait. 1588 00:38:48,952 --> 00:38:51,246 that's ok. 1589 00:38:51,370 --> 00:38:54,166 it is, 'cause, uh, 1590 00:38:51,370 --> 00:38:54,166 I know a way 1591 00:38:51,370 --> 00:38:54,166 to make it up. 1592 00:38:57,252 --> 00:38:59,629 go out with me, 1593 00:38:57,252 --> 00:38:59,629 on a date. 1594 00:38:59,754 --> 00:39:02,507 on a date? 1595 00:39:02,632 --> 00:39:04,467 yeah. I--i mean, 1596 00:39:02,632 --> 00:39:04,467 maybe you didn't 1597 00:39:04,592 --> 00:39:06,052 read me so wrong 1598 00:39:04,592 --> 00:39:06,052 after all. 1599 00:39:06,178 --> 00:39:07,887 but that doesn't mean 1600 00:39:06,178 --> 00:39:07,887 we can't have fun. 1601 00:39:08,013 --> 00:39:10,431 or--or talk about, 1602 00:39:08,013 --> 00:39:10,431 uh, writing. 1603 00:39:10,556 --> 00:39:13,852 I mean, I like 1604 00:39:10,556 --> 00:39:13,852 knowing writers 1605 00:39:10,556 --> 00:39:13,852 I'm--I'm reading. 1606 00:39:13,977 --> 00:39:16,354 helps me get 1607 00:39:13,977 --> 00:39:16,354 a handle on their work. 1608 00:39:16,479 --> 00:39:17,856 don't you think? 1609 00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:26,323 She's gonna get in touch, 1610 00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:26,323 Charlie. She's gonna. 1611 00:39:26,447 --> 00:39:27,824 yeah. 1612 00:39:27,949 --> 00:39:29,408 and if she doesn't, 1613 00:39:29,534 --> 00:39:31,410 you know a lot of 1614 00:39:29,534 --> 00:39:31,410 her friends. 1615 00:39:31,536 --> 00:39:32,829 and you can always 1616 00:39:31,536 --> 00:39:32,829 find her parents. 1617 00:39:32,954 --> 00:39:34,331 and then what? 1618 00:39:34,455 --> 00:39:36,374 what am I gonna say 1619 00:39:34,455 --> 00:39:36,374 to them? 1620 00:39:36,499 --> 00:39:38,293 why are they 1621 00:39:36,499 --> 00:39:38,293 gonna want to help me? 1622 00:39:38,417 --> 00:39:40,879 Charlie, 1623 00:39:38,417 --> 00:39:40,879 it's way too early to-- 1624 00:39:41,004 --> 00:39:42,421 there's nothing 1625 00:39:41,004 --> 00:39:42,421 I can do, Kirsten. 1626 00:39:42,547 --> 00:39:44,090 she's got my kid, 1627 00:39:42,547 --> 00:39:44,090 and there's nothing I can do. 1628 00:39:44,216 --> 00:39:46,343 that's not true. 1629 00:39:44,216 --> 00:39:46,343 fathers have rights. 1630 00:39:46,467 --> 00:39:48,303 if I can find her. 1631 00:39:48,427 --> 00:39:49,804 you will. 1632 00:39:49,929 --> 00:39:51,348 she's gonna call. 1633 00:39:55,434 --> 00:39:56,686 man, I just... 1634 00:39:58,897 --> 00:40:00,815 getting a woman pregnant 1635 00:39:58,897 --> 00:40:00,815 by accident, 1636 00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:02,817 and then talking her 1637 00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:02,817 into living with me 1638 00:40:02,942 --> 00:40:04,819 when we'd dated 1639 00:40:02,942 --> 00:40:04,819 all of a month. 1640 00:40:02,942 --> 00:40:04,819 I mean... 1641 00:40:04,944 --> 00:40:07,280 what made me think 1642 00:40:04,944 --> 00:40:07,280 I could make that work? 1643 00:40:07,405 --> 00:40:08,907 you know? 1644 00:40:09,032 --> 00:40:10,992 what the hell 1645 00:40:09,032 --> 00:40:10,992 was I thinking? 1646 00:40:16,289 --> 00:40:17,999 She's gonna call. 1647 00:40:18,124 --> 00:40:18,958 she will. 1648 00:40:32,097 --> 00:40:32,931 Hi. 1649 00:40:33,056 --> 00:40:34,432 hi. 1650 00:40:34,557 --> 00:40:37,394 I'm sorry. 1651 00:40:34,557 --> 00:40:37,394 I couldn't wait 1652 00:40:34,557 --> 00:40:37,394 at home any longer. 1653 00:40:37,518 --> 00:40:40,772 the bed was calling my name 1654 00:40:37,518 --> 00:40:40,772 so loud, I actually 1655 00:40:37,518 --> 00:40:40,772 answered it. 1656 00:40:40,897 --> 00:40:42,274 why didn't you 1657 00:40:40,897 --> 00:40:42,274 just crash? 1658 00:40:42,399 --> 00:40:44,692 'cause it's your 1659 00:40:42,399 --> 00:40:44,692 birthday, you fool. 1660 00:40:44,817 --> 00:40:46,194 I owe you a party. 1661 00:40:46,319 --> 00:40:47,820 is it still today? 1662 00:40:47,946 --> 00:40:50,282 feels like 1663 00:40:47,946 --> 00:40:50,282 it's been today 1664 00:40:47,946 --> 00:40:50,282 for a week. 1665 00:40:50,407 --> 00:40:53,785 I am so past jet-lagged, 1666 00:40:50,407 --> 00:40:53,785 I am jet-logged. 1667 00:40:53,910 --> 00:40:55,787 are you too tired 1668 00:40:53,910 --> 00:40:55,787 to celebrate? 1669 00:40:55,912 --> 00:40:59,249 mmm...not if the party's 1670 00:40:55,912 --> 00:40:59,249 over soon. 1671 00:40:59,374 --> 00:41:01,626 ok, is it over yet? 1672 00:41:01,751 --> 00:41:03,169 (chuckles) 1673 00:41:03,295 --> 00:41:05,171 I'll get you a chair. 1674 00:41:07,299 --> 00:41:08,800 this is so weird, 1675 00:41:08,925 --> 00:41:11,177 because I was just 1676 00:41:08,925 --> 00:41:11,177 sitting here watching you 1677 00:41:11,303 --> 00:41:12,678 tote up your chits, 1678 00:41:12,804 --> 00:41:14,180 and I'm thinking... 1679 00:41:14,306 --> 00:41:16,266 that is really sexy. 1680 00:41:16,391 --> 00:41:19,144 god, whatever happened 1681 00:41:16,391 --> 00:41:19,144 to quarterbacks 1682 00:41:19,269 --> 00:41:21,187 and rock stars 1683 00:41:21,313 --> 00:41:23,856 and rebels 1684 00:41:21,313 --> 00:41:23,856 without a cause? 1685 00:41:23,982 --> 00:41:26,318 how come all I want to do 1686 00:41:23,982 --> 00:41:26,318 is be in bed 1687 00:41:26,443 --> 00:41:27,819 with an appetizer salesman? 1688 00:41:27,944 --> 00:41:30,155 can you answer that for me? 1689 00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:31,739 not a clue. 1690 00:41:31,864 --> 00:41:34,659 why are you 1691 00:41:31,864 --> 00:41:34,659 so full of pep? 1692 00:41:34,784 --> 00:41:36,244 I don't know. 1693 00:41:36,369 --> 00:41:38,788 somehow I got 1694 00:41:36,369 --> 00:41:38,788 a second wind. 1695 00:41:42,541 --> 00:41:44,085 (turns music on) 1696 00:41:45,837 --> 00:41:49,174 ? dream, sweetly dream ? 1697 00:41:50,675 --> 00:41:54,679 ? dream about tomorrow instead ? 1698 00:41:54,804 --> 00:41:56,639 ? why don't you ? 1699 00:41:56,764 --> 00:41:59,267 ? down where the sandman plays ? 1700 00:41:59,392 --> 00:42:01,602 ? and take it slow ? 1701 00:42:01,727 --> 00:42:04,230 ? 'cause you can doze all day ? 1702 00:42:04,356 --> 00:42:06,607 ? and don't you know ? 1703 00:42:06,732 --> 00:42:09,986 ? that when you finally wake ? 1704 00:42:10,111 --> 00:42:13,531 ? all your lovely dreams 1705 00:42:10,111 --> 00:42:13,531 will come true ? 1706 00:42:13,656 --> 00:42:19,329 ? so just close your eyes ? 1707 00:42:19,454 --> 00:42:23,416 ? and let the world go by ? 1708 00:42:28,004 --> 00:42:29,339 it's nice here. 1709 00:42:31,174 --> 00:42:32,175 yeah. 1710 00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:38,056 when are you done 1711 00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:38,056 sitting for the place? 1712 00:42:38,181 --> 00:42:40,725 a couple more weeks. 1713 00:42:40,850 --> 00:42:42,727 you're lucky 1714 00:42:40,850 --> 00:42:42,727 that you caught me. 1715 00:42:42,852 --> 00:42:45,063 I was running out 1716 00:42:42,852 --> 00:42:45,063 to catch a movie. 1717 00:42:46,272 --> 00:42:47,565 lucky. 1718 00:42:49,942 --> 00:42:51,903 so what brought you by? 1719 00:42:54,739 --> 00:42:57,325 I don't know. 1720 00:42:57,450 --> 00:43:00,078 there's no one 1721 00:42:57,450 --> 00:43:00,078 exactly like you at school. 1722 00:43:03,664 --> 00:43:07,502 I...i think that's sort of 1723 00:43:03,664 --> 00:43:07,502 the point of that place. 1724 00:43:13,216 --> 00:43:16,344 I keep noticing 1725 00:43:13,216 --> 00:43:16,344 that my ring is gone. 1726 00:43:16,469 --> 00:43:19,931 there's--see, there's a line 1727 00:43:16,469 --> 00:43:19,931 where it used to be. 1728 00:43:27,605 --> 00:43:29,232 Well... 1729 00:43:29,357 --> 00:43:31,234 just wait. 1730 00:43:31,359 --> 00:43:33,194 it'll go away. 1731 00:43:33,244 --> 00:43:37,794 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 97815