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My name's Kyle,
and I wanna be a policeman.
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I'm Gordon.
I wanna be a lawyer.
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My name is Martha,
and I'm a T. rex!
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Okay, Martha.
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♪ Take me on a date
I deserve it, babe ♪
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♪ Don't forget the flowers every anniversary ♪
Okay. You can do this.
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No, I'm gonna delete that one.
Hey, what's up?
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"My girlfriend just sent me
the sexiest photo."
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Ew. Oh, that looks like a butt.
My boobs look like a butt?
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Just hanging' out in your
favorite shirt and lingerie.
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Oh, boy.
None of these are good.
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♪ Dear future husband,
here's a few things ♪
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♪ You'll need to know
if you wanna be ♪
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♪ My one and only all my life ♪
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♪ You gotta know how
to treat me like a lady ♪
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♪ Even when I'm acting crazy ♪
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♪ Tell me
everything's all right ♪
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♪ Ah ♪
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♪ Future husband,
better love me right ♪♪
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Okay.
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I mean, was I cheating on you?
Yes, maybe.
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I'm such an asshole, okay?
I know.
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Do you think that I like
being like this?
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I just need validation all the time.
It's pathetic.
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But I think that's something
you can work on.
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Yeah, this is super-fucked.
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But maybe...
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it's a new beginning,
right?
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Mmm.
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Oh, wow.
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I like your nail polish.
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I'm just gonna grab
this little fella.
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This is what I'm talking about, Martha.
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You got no sense
of adventure.
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Hey, watch it.
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Hey, have a nice day.
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♪ Oooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Take a look around the room ♪
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♪ Love comes wearing disguises ♪
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♪ How to go about and choose ♪
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♪ Ah, break it down
by shapes and sizes ♪
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♪ I'm a man who's got
very specific taste ♪
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♪ Y-Y-You're
just my type ♪
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♪ Oh, you got a pulse
and you are breathing ♪
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♪ Y-Y-You're
just my type ♪
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Hi. Hey. Sharon?
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- Yeah.
- How are you?
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Is that Chanel?
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I like it.
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What, are you with the hotel?
No, no.
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I'm actually supposed to be in Milwaukee,
killing your husband
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before he can take
your half of the firm.
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That's what it's about. They don't tell me much.
That's what I could figure out.
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I was really proud of myself for that.
Gee whiz.
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Look, I...
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Don't hurt my feelings,
Sharon.
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You contacted a fixer
to hire someone to kill your husband.
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Huh?
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Okay.
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So if you're not there,
then why are you here?
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Murder's wrong, Sharon.
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But you're a hit man.
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Nobody's perfect.
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You're gonna come home
and look at me
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like I'm uptight 'cause
I don't want a threesome?
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You asshole!
'Cause I'm not so... Martha?
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- It's Sophie. Are you okay?
- You don't even know me!
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She's not okay.
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No, because you didn't
bring the...
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Why would you bring...
That doesn't even make any sense.
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She's doing drunk closet.
She's regressed to college.
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We've gotta open the door.
I need you to keep your eyes to the ground.
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Because she takes direct eye contact
as a sign of aggression.
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We're coming in.
No! No!
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This is my whole zone!
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This is for me!
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You stop judging me, 'cause
these are my favorite socks!
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And I have only
been drinking for two days.
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- Martha, you look good.
- I feel assumptions from you.
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I feel judgment from you.
You don't know the situation.
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You don't know what's in my heart
'cause you're racist!
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No. Okay, whoa.
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And you smell weird!
I'm sorry. You don't.
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Julia, I'm gonna need your help.
I am not touching her.
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- She seems sticky.
- Get physical with me, I will get physical with you.
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Take my hands.
One, two, there we go.
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You unhand me, you brute!
Ha-ha.
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No, I don't wanna leave.
No! Martha.
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- I need your hands.
- You can't stop me! No!
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One of you hussies
is getting fisted!
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Okay, he's headed
towards the elevator.
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ETA two minutes.
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Espinoza's team
is already in position.
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For the money this guy's worth,
I'm gonna do my thing big.
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- Don't let this joker start doing that thing he does.
- Amen, brother.
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Fucking dance party
is canceled!
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Yeah!
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- Hey, Hopper, you coming or what?
- No.
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Nope, I made a mistake.
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I thought you guys
were professional.
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But that's okay.
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That's okay.
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Someone's gotta return the van
after he kills you all.
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Yeah, whatever, pussy.
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Break a leg.
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- Here we go then.
- Stopping elevator now.
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- That's a mistake.
- What the hell? He's not in here.
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Yes, he is.
What the fuck? How's he moving like that?
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- Catch up! He's right there!
- No, he isn't.
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Wow. Pretty.
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Balloons. Wedding?
Nice job.
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Listen, there's been
a fire down the hall,
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so everyone's gonna
have to evacuate.
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He's going in the ballroom!
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Don't follow him
into an open space.
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Fire! Now!
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Fire!
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♪ When I die
and they lay me to rest ♪
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♪ Gonna go to the place
that's the best ♪
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♪ When I lay me down to die ♪
Die, motherfucker!
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♪ Goin' up to the spirit
in the sky ♪
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♪ Goin' up
to the spirit in the sky ♪
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I got him in my sight.
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♪ When I die
and they lay me to rest ♪
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♪ I'm gonna go to the place that's the best ♪
That's a shame. I liked her.
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♪ Never been a sinner ♪
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♪ I never sinned ♪
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♪ I got a friend in Jesus ♪
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By the cake!
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♪ So you know that when I die ♪
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Well, if he's by the cake,
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that means he's got a knife.
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♪ Oh, set me up with
the spirit in the sky ♪
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Fuck me.
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♪ That's where I'm gonna go when I die ♪
You son of a bitch! Aaah!
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♪ I'm gonna go to the place
that's the best ♪
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♪ Go to the place
that's the best ♪♪
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Who shoots cake?
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This would have been
such a nice wedding.
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Well, that was fun... ish.
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I'm not a racist.
I know you're not a racist.
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I'm not.
Heads up! Whoa!
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Are you feeling...
Ow! What the fuck?
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What if that was a bullet?
I'm training you. You're welcome.
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Guys, let's go out.
You know?
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Let's get out of here.
It's New Orleans.
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You know, like,
we're young and free.
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We should find
a block party.
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We could find one
with a contest or something.
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Like a contest
for our bodies.
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And we show, like,
our boobs or something.
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I don't know.
But I wanna do something terrible.
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I wanna do something terrible.
Ah!
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Are you okay?
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Excuse me.
Hello, ladies.
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What's this?
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That was a piña colada,
but I drank it,
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so now it's an empty cup
for my friend Julia.
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Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ.
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Is he here?
I knew this was a good bar.
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I'm gonna go find him.
Ooh.
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♪ Can't stop, can't stop ♪
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Oh. Oh! Oh!
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Wait!
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What the hell?
I'm the fucking man right now!
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Ow!
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Oh, my gosh. She's texting.
Who is she texting?
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Who are you texting?
Nobody.
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Do you think if I text him I'm pregnant,
it would change anything?
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Is there a pregnant emoticon?
Like... "pregnant."
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What if I text him
that I'm dying?
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What if I text him
that he's dying?
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Because I'm going
to murder you, you...
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Okay, give me that.
I'm not watching you repeat yourself.
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You're the Little Engine That Could
that keeps running off the tracks.
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I'm stopping this train.
No more.
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I'm sorry. I am.
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I'm sorry, Sophie.
You're so good to me.
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I don't know how this keeps happening.
Do I just suck?
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No.
Am I just like Suckball McGee over here?
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No, you're not Suckball McGee.
Come here.
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You know what?
You're just a work in progress, babe.
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Oh, Sophie.
Okay.
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Why don't you come to work
with me tomorrow? Really?
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Yeah. You just chill.
We can pet the cats.
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Love the cats!
They love you. Mew!
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Yeah.
I love you so much.
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I love you too.
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In reference to Target M4937,
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you have been assigned
a new identity.
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You are FBI Agent Leonard Knox
from the Alabama field office.
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New Orleans PD
is at your disposal.
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Hopper, because of your personal
relationship with the target,
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we remind you that failure
will not be tolerated.
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Eliminating the target
is now your top priority.
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Knox?
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Agent Leonard Knox?
Uh-huh.
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And you are?
Detective Gus Patrick.
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Welcome to New Orleans.
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Nice to meet you.
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Is this supposed to be relaxing?
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Normally, it is. You make
everything so crazy. I don't...
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Why are you wearing
cat ears?
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They sell them behind the counter.
Those are for kids.
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Well, I feel beautiful.
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But you guys are okay, aren't you?
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You're just the cutest.
No, that is Hannibal.
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He's a straight-up killer.
This one?
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- Yeah, he'll fucking scratch your face off.
- Are you crazy?
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Are you crazy?
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This is a metaphor.
No.
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- This cat is my soul.
- It's not a metaphor.
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- I need to confront this.
- Martha, no.
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- We're gonna be best buddies.
- I would not stand that close.
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- It's gonna be okay.
- What are you doing?
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So in the metaphor,
do you think I won or lost?
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God, it just exploded.
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I mean, it pissed
right in your face. Ew.
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Sorry. You really
took the brunt of it.
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I thought you'd have better reflexes,
working with cats so long.
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Do you think that's a defense mechanism?
That it pisses in your face?
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Is that like
an evolutionary sort of...
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I'm really sorry, Sophie.
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It wasn't a metaphor.
Yeah, I realize that now.
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Yeah.
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You should go home.
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Are you sure?
Yeah.
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Yeah, very sure.
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Okay.
I will see you at home.
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♪ Is it crazy I want you to stay when I
tell you to leave, when I tell you go? ♪
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♪ Is it crazy that I say your name
more times a day than I say my own? ♪
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♪ Tell me, baby, is it crazy? ♪
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♪ 'Cause I ain't been myself
Lately something's going on ♪
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♪ Now, boy, I ain't even slept
I've been up all night long ♪
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♪ In my head ♪
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♪ Tryin' to figure out what I want,
what I do, what I don't ♪
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♪ Is it crazy
all that I miss is you? ♪
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♪ Tell me 'cause
I don't understand ♪
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♪ How someone just can
walk into your life ♪
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♪ And everything before them
you forget ♪
242
00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:54,765
♪ Is it crazy? ♪
243
00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:56,267
Phew.
244
00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:58,236
How'd you do that?
245
00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:01,038
This is a lot of condoms.
246
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:03,941
Enough condoms here to choke a goat.
What?
247
00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:05,710
I don't know
what I just said.
248
00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:08,446
Hey, you wanna get out of here?
What?
249
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:12,183
Is it creepy? Sometimes I
don't know I'm being creepy.
250
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:17,121
Do you wanna go on a date? Do you wanna
get out of here and then go on a date?
251
00:14:17,123 --> 00:14:21,726
Based on what?
Based on nothing?
252
00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:23,794
Just go on a date?
253
00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:25,429
What else
are you doing today?
254
00:14:25,431 --> 00:14:27,798
Fighting the urge to run
away from you right now.
255
00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:31,869
I'm actually on the run too.
From creepy guys like you?
256
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,939
Oh, man. These guys wish
they were as creepy as I am.
257
00:14:34,941 --> 00:14:37,475
International hit men.
258
00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:40,578
Ew. Gross, right?
Oof.
259
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:43,948
Come on, it's 3:00 PM. Let's go get
some gumbo. Alligator pancakes?
260
00:14:43,950 --> 00:14:49,253
What else you got to do today? Other than
get serial killed by a cartoon character?
261
00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:50,821
Maybe a lot.
262
00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:55,960
Was that cartoon character
bothering you?
263
00:14:55,962 --> 00:14:57,495
'Cause I'll kick his ass.
264
00:14:57,497 --> 00:15:01,332
What happened to your hand?
Oh, it was a cat.
265
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:04,101
I don't own cats, actually.
I'm not like a cat lady.
266
00:15:04,103 --> 00:15:10,074
I mean, I love cats,
but it was a rogue cat.
267
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:12,943
I think you're beautiful.
268
00:15:12,945 --> 00:15:15,780
I'm more fun than a barrel of kittens.
Mm-hmm.
269
00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:17,248
In a good way.
Yeah.
270
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,183
Let's ditch
this Popsicle stand.
271
00:15:19,185 --> 00:15:23,287
Let's go for it. Let's go on a date.
Let's go out, you and me.
272
00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:26,490
Explain to me in two words
why I should hang with you.
273
00:15:26,492 --> 00:15:28,359
Two words?
274
00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:30,108
Um...
275
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:34,198
"Or else."
276
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,437
Wow, yeah. That's actually
really fucking creepy.
277
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:40,971
That's really creepy, right?
Yeah.
278
00:15:40,973 --> 00:15:43,307
Come on.
You gonna pay for those?
279
00:15:43,309 --> 00:15:45,710
Um, I did.
Didn't I pay for these already?
280
00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:47,511
No. Oh, I didn't.
I'm so sorry.
281
00:15:47,513 --> 00:15:49,880
So sorry.
Ha. You caught me.
282
00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:52,983
Hey, buddy. What?
Hmm?
283
00:15:52,985 --> 00:15:56,454
You can't just attack it
from the bottom willy-nilly.
284
00:15:56,456 --> 00:16:01,525
You were doing fine before. Just eat it like
a... you know, like a normal human man.
285
00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:03,828
Are you...
What are you, the hot dog police?
286
00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:05,329
Are you new to eating?
287
00:16:05,331 --> 00:16:07,498
I love that shirt.
Oh, really?
288
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:10,468
Yeah, it's confident.
You've got, like, a confidence thing.
289
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,403
I have a confidence thing?
290
00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:15,005
Yeah. Like, "fuck everybody."
You know what I mean?
291
00:16:15,007 --> 00:16:17,742
Excuse me. Ladies?
Don't you think she has a confidence thing?
292
00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:20,144
Sorry. He's a crazy person.
I don't know him.
293
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:22,880
You do. It's funny, though,
'cause this was an ordeal.
294
00:16:22,882 --> 00:16:26,684
Every time I get dressed, I have to confront,
like, what does this say about me?
295
00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:30,254
'Cause I have stuff going on
in here and in here,
296
00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:32,857
and I need my shirt
to be a reflection of that.
297
00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:36,026
That's a lot of
responsibility for a shirt.
298
00:16:36,028 --> 00:16:39,530
Yeah. Well, I probably don't need
to tackle the meaning of life
299
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,532
every time I make
a decision about clothes.
300
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:43,868
I actually relate to that.
Oh, yeah?
301
00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:47,538
Yeah. It takes me half an hour every
morning just to decide what to wear.
302
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:51,442
Oh, 'cause I thought this was a
terrible, terrible accident.
303
00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:53,077
No, this was
a conscious decision.
304
00:16:53,079 --> 00:16:55,946
I'm completely
fucking bananas.
305
00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:59,083
You're funny.
Yeah.
306
00:16:59,085 --> 00:17:00,451
Eh...
307
00:17:05,591 --> 00:17:08,526
You didn't finish your story
about the museum dig things.
308
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:11,228
Oh, yeah, well,
it never happened.
309
00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:15,299
I met Jeff, and it was sort of about
him and his dreams and his goals.
310
00:17:15,301 --> 00:17:17,067
He's a professor, so...
311
00:17:17,069 --> 00:17:20,104
I guess I'm supposed to be too,
if I honor my degree.
312
00:17:20,106 --> 00:17:22,440
How'd he die?
He's...
313
00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:25,876
No, he's alive.
He's fine.
314
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,745
He's just an asshole.
315
00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:29,747
Well, I mean,
he wasn't at first,
316
00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:32,950
but then he sort of Scooby-Doo-style,
you know, unmasked himself.
317
00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:34,552
Oh. Secret asshole.
Yes.
318
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:37,321
The worst. I think it's
my selection process.
319
00:17:37,323 --> 00:17:39,490
Just every guy
I get attached to, you know,
320
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:42,293
turns out to be secretly,
like...
321
00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:44,228
Yeah.
Am I in trouble?
322
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,130
Like, am I gonna get
Asshole Syndrome?
323
00:17:46,132 --> 00:17:49,433
But it's not a secret you're an asshole.
Oh, well, then we're fine.
324
00:17:49,435 --> 00:17:51,936
I think the guy thing's
just a symptom though.
325
00:17:51,938 --> 00:17:55,072
I think I don't know
what I'm doing generally.
326
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,273
Hmm.
You know.
327
00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:59,910
If you know that,
why don't you change it?
328
00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:05,182
Well...
Is a question only dickheads ask?
329
00:18:05,184 --> 00:18:07,852
Sorry.
330
00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:11,121
Yeah, dragons. You know, 'cause humans
just wanna put a name on something
331
00:18:11,123 --> 00:18:12,756
to make it feel safe,
but really,
332
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,825
what is a dinosaur
other than a dragon?
333
00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:18,429
Sorry, I feel like we've been
talking about paleontology a lot.
334
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,164
I don't know anything about you.
Really?
335
00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:22,500
Yeah.
Well, that's too bad
336
00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:24,768
because I'm a fascinating
and complex person.
337
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,804
Is that right?
Yeah, kind of, sort of.
338
00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:28,806
What do you do?
I travel a lot.
339
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:31,842
I buy used cars,
old cars, vintage cars.
340
00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:35,312
I travel, looking for cars.
And I kill people, but not so much anymore.
341
00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:37,047
Oh, you split the time?
342
00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:40,117
- Fuck!
- Hey, you okay?
343
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,620
Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
344
00:18:50,196 --> 00:18:51,495
What was that?
345
00:18:51,497 --> 00:18:53,230
Goddamn it!
346
00:18:53,232 --> 00:18:55,466
Just some poopyhead
trying to kill me.
347
00:18:56,335 --> 00:18:57,801
You wanna shake him?
Yeah.
348
00:18:57,803 --> 00:19:00,738
Maybe he's trying to kill you.
Something you're not telling me?
349
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:03,541
♪ Come dance with me
Come on and dance with me ♪
350
00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:05,709
♪ You hit the lottery ♪
351
00:19:07,179 --> 00:19:08,679
♪ Spin me around ♪
352
00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:11,015
♪ And I hope my feet
don't touch the ground ♪
353
00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:12,883
♪ You've got
a brutal hold on me ♪
354
00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:15,052
♪ Spread this all around
I-I-I ♪
355
00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:18,322
♪ Thought I had a better hand
I've played this game before ♪
356
00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:25,696
♪ I have a clue to get what I
want What I want, oh, baby ♪
357
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:28,766
♪ And the music's calling me ♪
358
00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:31,435
♪ Footloose and fancy free ♪
359
00:19:31,437 --> 00:19:33,504
♪ Come on and dance with me ♪
360
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:36,740
♪ Don't ever want to leave
Boom Boom Room ♪
361
00:19:36,742 --> 00:19:41,845
♪ Let's break all the rules ♪
362
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:44,448
♪ Like there's no one here
watching us ♪
363
00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:48,752
♪ Hold me close to you ♪
364
00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:51,689
♪ Feel my heart speed up ♪
365
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:54,792
♪ You make me go
boom, boom, boom ♪♪
366
00:19:56,762 --> 00:20:01,365
I think my problem is that I have to be
the best ever at everything that I do.
367
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:03,100
Like if I'm
picking out a suit
368
00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:06,203
or I'm waterboarding a
terrorist or I'm... Sure.
369
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,572
Doing a soufflé or being
someone's boyfriend,
370
00:20:08,574 --> 00:20:10,908
I have to be
the best ever at it.
371
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:13,911
I think I'm just trying to take
life more seriously these days.
372
00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:15,713
What's so funny?
373
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:18,916
You're just the corniest
person I've ever met.
374
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,884
I am.
Shuck me.
375
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,553
But number one.
Number one.
376
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:25,422
Number one.
377
00:20:25,424 --> 00:20:29,259
Ah. So then, like,
philosophically,
378
00:20:29,261 --> 00:20:30,928
you're opposed
to casual sex 'cause...
379
00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:34,098
I usually do it naked. I don't
know what's more casual than that.
380
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:37,801
I once dated a girl, and we had formal sex.
Had to wear a tuxedo.
381
00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:40,938
Sure. It got really sweaty.
Bow tie got all crooked.
382
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:43,173
That's so stupid.
It's really stupid.
383
00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:46,110
I'm here every Tuesday.
384
00:20:46,112 --> 00:20:47,978
Try the veal.
385
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,081
This is cute.
386
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,250
You like that?
Yeah, it's pretty cool.
387
00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:56,320
Hello.
Hey.
388
00:20:56,322 --> 00:20:58,656
Hello. How are you?
389
00:20:58,658 --> 00:21:01,859
You're really pretty.
390
00:21:03,029 --> 00:21:06,130
That was dumb.
Corny.
391
00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:08,032
Yeah.
You're the worst.
392
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,878
Oh, my God.
393
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,913
Put that down.
394
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,986
Oh. Hello.
395
00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:31,288
Mmm. Oh.
Hey. Oh.
396
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:32,723
Hi.
Hi.
397
00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:35,559
Hey, Sophie.
Hey.
398
00:21:35,561 --> 00:21:37,795
Have we met before?
No.
399
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:40,364
I'm the crazy guy that Martha
met at the supermarket.
400
00:21:40,366 --> 00:21:42,166
Now I know where you live.
401
00:21:42,168 --> 00:21:43,634
- Hey, whoa!
- Oh.
402
00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:45,636
Awesome.
403
00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:49,373
Wow, you look great.
You really do like dragons, huh?
404
00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:52,910
And bonus tigers. Why don't you
park those dragons right here?
405
00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:58,749
So, I should let you know
I still feel, like,
406
00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:01,985
a little messed up
over the, um...
407
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:05,222
the... the other thing,
previous thing, you know.
408
00:22:05,224 --> 00:22:07,324
Scooby-Doo?
Yeah.
409
00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:12,262
So I still want you to stay
if you wanna stay though.
410
00:22:13,365 --> 00:22:14,932
Well...
411
00:22:16,936 --> 00:22:20,904
Yeah! Hang out till infinity!
Yay! I'm down!
412
00:22:20,906 --> 00:22:23,506
Jumping on a bed!
Yay!
413
00:22:25,111 --> 00:22:26,710
Sorry.
414
00:22:26,712 --> 00:22:30,914
If I'm being jumpy, I'm just a
little nervous. I think I like you.
415
00:22:38,290 --> 00:22:41,225
You don't think that
this is too much, do you?
416
00:22:41,227 --> 00:22:45,095
Nah. I still think we should've cut
his head off though, you know?
417
00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:46,730
Turns up the volume.
418
00:22:46,732 --> 00:22:48,732
Johnny Moon,
you sick fuck.
419
00:22:48,734 --> 00:22:50,801
This is the beginning
of a new era.
420
00:22:50,803 --> 00:22:53,370
Once we are back in Jersey,
we're gonna be in charge.
421
00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:56,140
We're not gonna be stuck
in this armpit of a city.
422
00:22:56,142 --> 00:22:59,076
No offense. I know you grew up here.
No offense taken.
423
00:22:59,078 --> 00:23:02,279
I like you. You're not a smart guy.
You're not a tough guy.
424
00:23:02,281 --> 00:23:04,948
But you make big calls
and you got big balls.
425
00:23:04,950 --> 00:23:08,318
Getting Clown Nose to kill Richie
so you can take over? Wow.
426
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:11,488
This is a terrible fuckin' plan,
but I believe in it.
427
00:23:11,490 --> 00:23:13,724
It's gonna be fun.
428
00:23:14,593 --> 00:23:16,660
Hey, check it out.
429
00:23:16,662 --> 00:23:18,662
Houdini here is still alive.
430
00:23:18,664 --> 00:23:20,931
Hey, Paco!
431
00:23:20,933 --> 00:23:23,267
You having a rough night, buddy?
Huh?
432
00:23:23,269 --> 00:23:24,968
What?
433
00:23:24,970 --> 00:23:27,571
All right.
Okay, let's get him up.
434
00:23:27,573 --> 00:23:30,240
Ready?
435
00:23:31,677 --> 00:23:33,477
All right. You ready?
Yeah.
436
00:23:33,479 --> 00:23:36,213
One, two, three.
437
00:24:13,485 --> 00:24:15,219
That's him?
I like it.
438
00:24:15,221 --> 00:24:17,688
Yeah.
I like it a lot.
439
00:24:17,690 --> 00:24:19,656
How long you said
you've been trackin' him?
440
00:24:19,658 --> 00:24:23,227
FBI's been on him
for 10 years,
441
00:24:23,229 --> 00:24:25,028
the CIA for 15.
442
00:24:25,030 --> 00:24:27,231
I've been running point
for five.
443
00:24:27,233 --> 00:24:29,299
Why don't we just
grab him right now?
444
00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:31,301
Lock up the street
with snipers and SWAT?
445
00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:34,071
You really want to
clean up that many bodies?
446
00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:39,543
Yeah!
447
00:24:39,545 --> 00:24:41,778
I'm in love.
448
00:24:49,521 --> 00:24:52,890
- Are you kidding me?
- I used to make breakfast for you all the time.
449
00:24:52,892 --> 00:24:55,492
Yeah, in a microwave.
450
00:24:55,494 --> 00:25:00,030
That guy last night, he seemed
really, like, fancy homeless.
451
00:25:00,032 --> 00:25:02,699
Oh, my God. I just realized
I don't know his name.
452
00:25:02,701 --> 00:25:06,370
- Who, Mr. Right?
- We were together for 10 hours. It never came up.
453
00:25:06,372 --> 00:25:10,040
- You slept with him and don't know his name?
- I did not sleep with him.
454
00:25:10,042 --> 00:25:12,910
We slept together.
We didn't have sex.
455
00:25:12,912 --> 00:25:15,045
We cuddled.
It was adorable.
456
00:25:15,047 --> 00:25:17,381
- Okay.
- I don't need a name for that.
457
00:25:17,383 --> 00:25:19,516
But still,
he didn't tell you his name.
458
00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:21,952
You're gonna just have to start
recognizing these red flags.
459
00:25:21,954 --> 00:25:24,221
Why?
You think he's evil?
460
00:25:24,223 --> 00:25:25,622
What if he is?
461
00:25:25,624 --> 00:25:28,926
When I was little, I had this fantasy
I was dating Lex Luthor.
462
00:25:28,928 --> 00:25:31,061
From Superman?
Wasn't he, like, a genius?
463
00:25:31,063 --> 00:25:33,964
Your guy's more like
a sexy Rain Man or something.
464
00:25:33,966 --> 00:25:36,934
Thank you. But I don't really
think this is about him.
465
00:25:36,936 --> 00:25:39,069
I think you're just
in an unstable time,
466
00:25:39,071 --> 00:25:41,905
and maybe you're just
latching onto this guy
467
00:25:41,907 --> 00:25:44,241
because, you know,
the first guy you meet...
468
00:25:44,243 --> 00:25:47,978
- I think I'm in love with him. Is that stupid?
- Yes. Hard yes.
469
00:25:47,980 --> 00:25:49,980
What is that?
I want support.
470
00:25:49,982 --> 00:25:54,084
- I made you a pancake. You have to be nice.
- You're saying crazy things.
471
00:25:54,086 --> 00:25:56,753
I think you may be having
an early midlife crisis.
472
00:25:56,755 --> 00:25:58,588
That doesn't sound like me.
473
00:25:58,590 --> 00:26:00,924
Hmm. Pretty good.
474
00:26:00,926 --> 00:26:03,060
He just makes me feel...
475
00:26:03,996 --> 00:26:06,296
I don't know.
Like you said, Mr. Right.
476
00:26:06,298 --> 00:26:07,331
Oh, my God.
477
00:26:07,333 --> 00:26:10,300
- Can you fry whip cream?
- Why not?
478
00:26:10,302 --> 00:26:12,202
Oh, what?
479
00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:20,410
How come you're still alive?
What are you doing, Hopper?
480
00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:23,947
The company says you stopped checking in.
What's your big plan?
481
00:26:23,949 --> 00:26:26,283
Well, I'm bringing him in.
What the hell?
482
00:26:26,285 --> 00:26:28,185
He killed
my whole fucking team!
483
00:26:28,187 --> 00:26:30,654
He's mine,
and I'm taking him out.
484
00:26:30,656 --> 00:26:32,189
- Really?
- You have a better idea?
485
00:26:32,191 --> 00:26:33,957
Always.
Literally, always.
486
00:26:33,959 --> 00:26:36,827
I will always have
a better idea than you.
487
00:26:36,829 --> 00:26:39,429
I know this guy.
I know his weak spot.
488
00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:40,964
I trained him.
489
00:26:40,966 --> 00:26:43,033
So for now, we wait.
490
00:26:43,035 --> 00:26:45,635
Mmm.
Yeah, like pussies, huh?
491
00:26:45,637 --> 00:26:47,704
Yeah, okay.
Like pussies.
492
00:26:47,706 --> 00:26:50,273
We're in
a big pussy parade.
493
00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:53,010
Hey!
I'm not in a pussy parade, all right?
494
00:26:53,012 --> 00:26:56,179
You watch
your fuckin' mouth, Hopper.
495
00:26:56,181 --> 00:26:59,016
- It's the wife.
- I know what you mean.
496
00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:02,652
- So what's the story on Hopper?
- Who?
497
00:27:02,654 --> 00:27:05,288
Ed Hopper.
His name keeps coming up in the files.
498
00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:07,357
He used to work
with our boy, right?
499
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:10,293
Some sort of master of disguise,
secret agent type dude.
500
00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:12,863
- I didn't read the whole thing, but...
- Of course you didn't.
501
00:27:12,865 --> 00:27:16,566
But if you had, you'd know that Hopper's
been missing almost 12 years now.
502
00:27:16,568 --> 00:27:19,503
They worked together in the
ULTRA program at the CIA.
503
00:27:19,505 --> 00:27:22,305
That went down in flames.
End of story.
504
00:27:22,307 --> 00:27:26,076
Forget Hopper. Let's focus
on one psycho at a time.
505
00:27:27,246 --> 00:27:28,645
All right.
506
00:27:47,433 --> 00:27:48,999
Hey, Monster.
507
00:27:53,238 --> 00:27:55,705
- Did you just call me "Monster"?
- It's like a nickname.
508
00:27:55,707 --> 00:27:58,742
- Like Marth, Marthster, Monster, that sort of thing.
- Yeah, into it.
509
00:27:58,744 --> 00:28:02,379
Worth noting that nicknames are supposed
to happen organically over time, but...
510
00:28:02,381 --> 00:28:04,714
I can say it a thousand
times in 10 minutes.
511
00:28:04,716 --> 00:28:08,385
Monster, Monster, Monster,
Monster, Monster, Monster.
512
00:28:08,387 --> 00:28:10,220
Monster, Monster,
Monster, Monster...
513
00:28:10,222 --> 00:28:13,023
Yeah, just Stockholm Syndrome me.
I love that album.
514
00:28:13,025 --> 00:28:15,358
It's better than Agatha.
Who's Agatha?
515
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:17,761
Oh, I think Agatha
is a swell middle name.
516
00:28:17,763 --> 00:28:21,965
It is "swell." It is swell
'cause it's basically from 1935.
517
00:28:21,967 --> 00:28:26,937
And Martha Agatha, it's just a
double menopause punch in the...
518
00:28:26,939 --> 00:28:29,439
Oh. It's brutal.
519
00:28:29,441 --> 00:28:32,242
Hey, you wanna do,
like, a role-play thing?
520
00:28:32,244 --> 00:28:34,544
Where I'm an old lady?
521
00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:37,914
Yeah, I could get into that.
We could get a walker, a cane.
522
00:28:37,916 --> 00:28:41,251
Actually,
it's my sort-of dream
523
00:28:41,253 --> 00:28:44,254
to eventually be the old
lady in the neighborhood
524
00:28:44,256 --> 00:28:48,425
that's like the crazy old lady,
like crazy old Martha,
525
00:28:48,427 --> 00:28:52,596
and just have, like, messy white
hair and, like, ratty clothes,
526
00:28:52,598 --> 00:28:55,632
and I just drive around all
day dead-eyeing teenagers.
527
00:28:55,634 --> 00:29:00,937
- That's awesome.
- It's, like... It's my dream.
528
00:29:00,939 --> 00:29:02,906
I can't wait
to be there for that.
529
00:29:04,176 --> 00:29:06,076
Hey, are you hungry?
530
00:29:06,078 --> 00:29:08,011
Excuse me, waiter?
Can I...
531
00:29:15,687 --> 00:29:19,589
I'm sorry. I have to just go outside
for a second. I'm really sorry.
532
00:29:26,465 --> 00:29:28,031
Hey, buddy,
here's the thing.
533
00:29:28,033 --> 00:29:32,335
I'm on a date, and I like this girl.
Can't we do this tomorrow?
534
00:29:32,337 --> 00:29:35,872
I could kill you in a park, at the beach.
Rent a cozy hotel room?
535
00:29:35,874 --> 00:29:39,476
I'd kill you there. We'll get a big
fruit plate, hang out, hold hands.
536
00:29:39,478 --> 00:29:40,777
Fuck you, bitch.
537
00:29:52,357 --> 00:29:53,857
Are we done?
538
00:29:53,859 --> 00:29:55,725
Where the fuck
you going, pussy?
539
00:29:55,727 --> 00:29:59,296
I'm gonna kill you and your fucking bitch.
You heard me.
540
00:29:59,298 --> 00:30:01,865
What?
You fucking heard me.
541
00:30:01,867 --> 00:30:04,834
- Come get some.
- Why'd you have to go and threaten her?
542
00:30:04,836 --> 00:30:06,636
That's not
a nice thing to say.
543
00:30:09,708 --> 00:30:12,142
All right.
Give me a second.
544
00:30:12,144 --> 00:30:13,910
Yeah, come on, princess.
545
00:30:13,912 --> 00:30:16,413
Let me know
when you're comfortable.
546
00:30:35,567 --> 00:30:36,833
Let's go, bitch!
547
00:30:39,738 --> 00:30:41,438
- Hurts, don't it?
- Aaah!
548
00:30:52,351 --> 00:30:53,416
Whoa.
549
00:30:54,286 --> 00:30:57,254
Okay. Fucking guys.
550
00:30:57,256 --> 00:31:00,624
- That guy's really homophobic.
- Get the fuck off me!
551
00:31:07,399 --> 00:31:09,566
All right.
Have you had enough?
552
00:31:09,568 --> 00:31:14,337
You could've gotten blood on me.
This is a nice girl.
553
00:31:15,774 --> 00:31:18,074
I just...
554
00:31:18,076 --> 00:31:20,644
I want it to go well.
555
00:31:20,646 --> 00:31:22,646
I like this girl.
556
00:31:27,386 --> 00:31:30,320
- Hey, did you have to finish a book on tape?
- No, sorry.
557
00:31:30,322 --> 00:31:32,589
Had to kill somebody in the parking lot.
Some asshole.
558
00:31:32,591 --> 00:31:34,758
Yeah,
he was a real dickhead.
559
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:38,895
Hey, you mind if I come around to your
side of the table? Oh, yeah. Sure.
560
00:31:38,897 --> 00:31:40,964
Yep. Okay.
I love it.
561
00:31:40,966 --> 00:31:44,467
Let's fly in the face of
traditional face-to-face dining.
562
00:31:44,469 --> 00:31:47,170
Yeah. There's too much
real estate between us.
563
00:31:47,172 --> 00:31:49,005
Anarchy.
I'm starving.
564
00:31:49,007 --> 00:31:52,008
After killing that guy,
you must be exhausted. Right?
565
00:31:52,010 --> 00:31:53,650
Let's get some food.
Okay.
566
00:31:56,815 --> 00:31:58,748
I don't understand.
567
00:32:00,085 --> 00:32:02,252
Why would anybody kill Paco
568
00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:04,321
and dump his body
under a bridge?
569
00:32:04,323 --> 00:32:06,356
Well, to get at us,
Richie.
570
00:32:06,358 --> 00:32:08,692
I mean, they're trying
to suss us out.
571
00:32:08,694 --> 00:32:12,962
I think that it is this local big dick,
Hector Garcia.
572
00:32:12,964 --> 00:32:15,265
Paco must have talked.
573
00:32:15,267 --> 00:32:20,003
He probably let it slip that he was helping
to hide out big-money, up-north scaries.
574
00:32:20,005 --> 00:32:21,604
Fuck.
575
00:32:24,609 --> 00:32:26,209
- We have to tell Dad.
- What?
576
00:32:26,211 --> 00:32:27,877
We don't have to
tell Dad shit.
577
00:32:27,879 --> 00:32:30,947
They're still cleaning blood
off the walls back at home, Von.
578
00:32:30,949 --> 00:32:33,950
And might I remind you
that this was your fucking mess?
579
00:32:38,857 --> 00:32:40,457
I apologize.
580
00:32:42,994 --> 00:32:45,662
- Yeah.
- I got an idea.
581
00:32:45,664 --> 00:32:49,666
There's word on a guy.
Big-time hit man, wears a clown nose.
582
00:32:49,668 --> 00:32:52,469
Maybe he takes care of the job for us.
Yeah. This.
583
00:32:52,471 --> 00:32:55,071
I like this.
He makes a statement.
584
00:32:55,073 --> 00:32:58,641
No. I'm not hiring some straight-off-the-boat
asshole to fix our problems.
585
00:32:58,643 --> 00:33:01,077
We're supposed to be lying low.
That's great. That's great.
586
00:33:01,079 --> 00:33:02,645
That's a much better
fucking plan.
587
00:33:02,647 --> 00:33:05,515
We'll just stay locked up
like a bunch of fucking rats
588
00:33:05,517 --> 00:33:08,151
waiting for the FBI to knock
on our fucking door!
589
00:33:08,153 --> 00:33:12,188
Oh, that's great, Richie. Eight years
of therapy is working out beautifully.
590
00:33:12,190 --> 00:33:15,191
One, two, three, four, five, six,
seven, eight, nine, 10. I apologize.
591
00:33:20,332 --> 00:33:22,432
I like what Johnny's saying
because this guy,
592
00:33:22,434 --> 00:33:23,933
he's a real international
contractor.
593
00:33:23,935 --> 00:33:27,070
He's this Bruce Lee, James Bond
type of bad-ass motherfucker.
594
00:33:27,072 --> 00:33:30,540
We get him
to make a move on Garcia
595
00:33:30,542 --> 00:33:33,743
and we stop this shit
before it starts.
596
00:33:37,749 --> 00:33:39,549
Okay.
597
00:33:39,551 --> 00:33:41,217
Okay.
598
00:33:41,219 --> 00:33:44,988
Go, uh, find
your professional.
599
00:33:46,091 --> 00:33:47,757
I'll meet with him.
600
00:33:47,759 --> 00:33:49,399
Okay?
601
00:33:59,971 --> 00:34:01,871
Here you go.
Thank you.
602
00:34:01,873 --> 00:34:03,907
Where's Sophie?
603
00:34:03,909 --> 00:34:07,243
She's with a guy who doesn't
wanna be in a relationship,
604
00:34:07,245 --> 00:34:09,112
so it's a real treat
for her.
605
00:34:09,114 --> 00:34:10,780
Ah.
606
00:34:13,418 --> 00:34:15,752
What's your name?
My name?
607
00:34:15,754 --> 00:34:20,323
Yeah. I realized I was kinda
having fun not knowing,
608
00:34:20,325 --> 00:34:23,393
but now I think it's
more weird than adorable.
609
00:34:23,395 --> 00:34:26,095
Is it hot in here?
I don't really like my name.
610
00:34:26,097 --> 00:34:29,766
I just kind of... I kinda hate it,
and it makes me angry.
611
00:34:29,768 --> 00:34:32,235
I've been really honest
with you about everything.
612
00:34:32,237 --> 00:34:35,338
It's only been a couple of days,
and that's not a big accomplishment.
613
00:34:35,340 --> 00:34:39,108
I just don't like my name,
and I don't wanna tell you. Is that okay?
614
00:34:39,110 --> 00:34:41,077
Okay. Weirdo.
615
00:34:42,848 --> 00:34:46,749
Um... how'd you do
that thing in the store?
616
00:34:46,751 --> 00:34:48,751
What thing?
617
00:34:48,753 --> 00:34:52,422
You know, like, the way
you move sometimes.
618
00:34:52,424 --> 00:34:54,357
It's like...
619
00:34:54,359 --> 00:34:56,493
It's like you know, um...
620
00:34:56,495 --> 00:34:59,362
Oh, yeah, that thing.
Right. Yeah.
621
00:35:00,532 --> 00:35:03,833
You wanna see a trick?
Okay.
622
00:35:09,140 --> 00:35:11,307
Is this gonna get,
like, scary?
623
00:35:11,309 --> 00:35:13,209
No scarier than usual,
I don't think.
624
00:35:13,211 --> 00:35:14,811
There aren't
usually knives.
625
00:35:14,813 --> 00:35:17,547
Well, first time
for everything.
626
00:35:17,549 --> 00:35:21,084
Ever since
I was a little boy,
627
00:35:22,153 --> 00:35:24,053
I've had an idea.
628
00:35:24,055 --> 00:35:26,856
It's more of a theory, really.
629
00:35:33,198 --> 00:35:35,498
Keep up.
I'm trying.
630
00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:38,668
Everything we see,
like, physical things,
631
00:35:38,670 --> 00:35:41,170
it's all just islands,
and under it, carrying it,
632
00:35:41,172 --> 00:35:44,140
is this sweeping current.
633
00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:47,877
And if you pay attention,
you can start to feel it.
634
00:35:52,017 --> 00:35:53,616
Yeah.
635
00:35:55,353 --> 00:36:00,089
You see how your hand
moves with mine?
636
00:36:00,091 --> 00:36:02,251
You can feel it,
right?
637
00:36:05,864 --> 00:36:07,497
Uh...
That's okay.
638
00:36:07,499 --> 00:36:09,939
Just concentrate
on the knife.
639
00:36:13,238 --> 00:36:16,005
Now, if we can feel
the current,
640
00:36:16,007 --> 00:36:19,142
we can feel other things
in the current...
641
00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:21,377
people.
642
00:36:21,379 --> 00:36:23,580
Watch the knife.
643
00:36:23,582 --> 00:36:27,216
We can feel how the current
will move them,
644
00:36:27,218 --> 00:36:29,552
and we can see
where they'll go.
645
00:36:29,554 --> 00:36:31,921
It's all in the movement.
You see, it pushes itself.
646
00:36:31,923 --> 00:36:35,525
It's easier to move with it
than against it.
647
00:36:46,404 --> 00:36:48,438
Jesus Christ!
What? What?
648
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:50,607
Why the fuck would you do that?
649
00:36:50,609 --> 00:36:53,476
- I thought you were gonna catch it.
- Catch it?
650
00:36:53,478 --> 00:36:56,412
- Did you see where it was gonna go?
- I can't catch a knife!
651
00:36:56,414 --> 00:36:57,947
- Sure, you can.
- No, I can't!
652
00:36:57,949 --> 00:37:00,817
Yes, you can.
Remember last night, we were dancing?
653
00:37:00,819 --> 00:37:04,420
You have an energy.
You've got a knack for this.
654
00:37:04,422 --> 00:37:07,624
Shit. This is crazy.
Oh, my God.
655
00:37:07,626 --> 00:37:12,495
Look, I had a really
nice night or whatever.
656
00:37:12,497 --> 00:37:14,263
I know you can feel it.
657
00:37:14,265 --> 00:37:17,500
- You don't know how yet, but I can keep showing you.
- No, no.
658
00:37:17,502 --> 00:37:19,542
You need to leave
right now.
659
00:37:20,839 --> 00:37:23,339
- You can feel it.
- It doesn't matter what I feel!
660
00:37:23,341 --> 00:37:24,641
Martha.
661
00:37:26,111 --> 00:37:27,577
Yeah.
662
00:37:29,981 --> 00:37:33,516
- Cool, right?
- That's so gnarly.
663
00:37:38,289 --> 00:37:40,623
No, no more.
664
00:37:40,625 --> 00:37:43,192
No more, no more.
I get it. It's okay.
665
00:37:43,194 --> 00:37:44,994
I should be so freaked out.
666
00:37:44,996 --> 00:37:47,476
Give me one of those back.
Okay.
667
00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:51,000
Yeah.
668
00:38:07,952 --> 00:38:09,052
Yeah, baby.
669
00:38:12,323 --> 00:38:15,558
So, it's like a pulse?
670
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:19,062
Yeah, kind of. I never tried to
explain it to anybody before.
671
00:38:19,064 --> 00:38:20,329
No?
Yeah.
672
00:38:20,331 --> 00:38:23,599
- You never talked to anybody about it?
- No.
673
00:38:24,335 --> 00:38:26,002
Why me?
674
00:38:26,004 --> 00:38:28,805
Because I wanted you to know.
I needed you to know.
675
00:38:28,807 --> 00:38:32,041
You have a... a grace.
I just knew you'd understand.
676
00:38:32,043 --> 00:38:34,343
And that's how you knew
I'd catch a knife?
677
00:38:34,345 --> 00:38:36,679
I didn't know you'd catch the knife.
678
00:38:36,681 --> 00:38:40,216
I believed you could catch the knife.
I wanted you to catch the knife.
679
00:38:40,218 --> 00:38:44,654
There was no way I could know. You're the
one who did it. You're the one who knew.
680
00:38:45,990 --> 00:38:48,357
Are you mad?
681
00:38:48,359 --> 00:38:51,439
No.
No, I'm not mad.
682
00:38:52,430 --> 00:38:54,530
I think I'm crazy.
683
00:38:54,532 --> 00:38:57,533
Me too.
684
00:38:57,535 --> 00:39:01,104
And also, I want you.
685
00:39:01,106 --> 00:39:03,539
I mean, really.
686
00:39:03,541 --> 00:39:05,508
I really do.
687
00:39:05,510 --> 00:39:07,710
I think that's doable.
688
00:39:07,712 --> 00:39:09,946
Shut up.
I mean, immediately.
689
00:39:58,163 --> 00:39:59,462
Hi.
690
00:39:59,464 --> 00:40:02,098
You come here often?
Oh, you didn't like my breakfast?
691
00:40:02,100 --> 00:40:04,267
I gotta do this
five-second stop,
692
00:40:04,269 --> 00:40:06,769
and then maybe we could get
a little something.
693
00:40:06,771 --> 00:40:08,137
Okay.
Yeah?
694
00:40:08,139 --> 00:40:09,906
Cool.
Okay.
695
00:40:22,453 --> 00:40:25,488
It's weird.
I feel like I've been in a coma with you.
696
00:40:25,490 --> 00:40:27,323
Like I don't remember
697
00:40:27,325 --> 00:40:30,593
what my life was like
before three days ago.
698
00:40:30,595 --> 00:40:32,795
Yeah. Me too.
699
00:40:32,797 --> 00:40:35,464
So, when we were
in bed last night...
700
00:40:35,466 --> 00:40:37,767
Oh, no, it's fine.
I smelled it.
701
00:40:37,769 --> 00:40:40,303
I know. Gumbo, hot dogs.
I get it. Oh, my God.
702
00:40:40,305 --> 00:40:43,005
You're such an idiot.
It doesn't bother me.
703
00:40:43,007 --> 00:40:44,207
It's fine.
704
00:40:44,209 --> 00:40:48,611
I... saw your, um...
the scar on your back.
705
00:40:48,613 --> 00:40:51,113
Oh, yeah.
706
00:40:51,115 --> 00:40:53,716
Um, well,
707
00:40:54,652 --> 00:40:56,319
uh, it's a long story.
708
00:40:56,321 --> 00:40:59,789
I was in Serbia chasing this guy
all over the tundra,
709
00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:02,391
and the whole area's
a war zone,
710
00:41:02,393 --> 00:41:07,396
and I finally find the guy,
and he's already dead.
711
00:41:07,398 --> 00:41:10,499
This is when I used to
work for the corporation.
712
00:41:10,501 --> 00:41:12,168
The CIA, et cetera.
Yeah.
713
00:41:12,170 --> 00:41:16,205
Anyway, a piece of ceiling tile missed
my heart by about two inches.
714
00:41:16,207 --> 00:41:19,075
Some rubble hit my back.
That's what the scar is from.
715
00:41:19,077 --> 00:41:21,978
Hit me in the head, and they said
I had brain damage.
716
00:41:21,980 --> 00:41:24,814
Blah, blah, blah.
Doctors. Right?
717
00:41:24,816 --> 00:41:27,750
And an old friend of mine
turned on me.
718
00:41:27,752 --> 00:41:29,585
That's why
I blew up the building.
719
00:41:29,587 --> 00:41:31,220
Pretty shitty, actually.
720
00:41:31,222 --> 00:41:34,423
Anyway, I think it put
everything into perspective.
721
00:41:34,425 --> 00:41:37,226
Maybe the brain damage
helped. I don't know.
722
00:41:37,228 --> 00:41:39,328
Hey, there's my guy.
I'll be right back.
723
00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:41,430
I'll finish the rest of the story.
Okay.
724
00:41:41,432 --> 00:41:42,965
Okay? You look great.
725
00:41:55,713 --> 00:41:56,993
Hey.
726
00:41:58,850 --> 00:42:00,950
You the guy?
727
00:42:02,553 --> 00:42:04,287
I'm a guy, sure. Yeah.
728
00:42:05,723 --> 00:42:09,125
Everything's in there.
Nice.
729
00:42:09,127 --> 00:42:12,795
Who's that guy?
Where the fuck is Richie?
730
00:42:12,797 --> 00:42:14,931
Who hired you?
731
00:42:14,933 --> 00:42:17,199
That's none
of your business.
732
00:42:17,201 --> 00:42:19,969
Oh, yeah.
Well, it's kind of my business.
733
00:42:19,971 --> 00:42:21,938
What do you mean
Richie's not there?
734
00:42:21,940 --> 00:42:24,840
Fucking Clown Nose
is supposed to kill him.
735
00:42:28,146 --> 00:42:30,413
♪ Sunshine ♪
736
00:42:30,415 --> 00:42:33,215
♪ Shine, shine ♪
737
00:42:33,217 --> 00:42:35,718
Let me see what you got here.
♪ Sunshine ♪
738
00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:37,320
Hector Garcia?
739
00:42:37,322 --> 00:42:40,289
Look at this guy. He looks like Serpico.
What are you doing?
740
00:42:40,291 --> 00:42:43,426
You want me to kill Hector Garcia?
That's a bit ambitious.
741
00:42:43,428 --> 00:42:47,563
You won't tell me who hired
you to hire me to kill Hector Garcia?
742
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:50,232
Fuck you, psycho.
Psycho?
743
00:42:50,234 --> 00:42:53,102
Get the fuck out of here
before this shit gets ugly.
744
00:42:53,104 --> 00:42:57,139
You're lucky I don't pop your ass
right here. You like clowns?
745
00:42:58,142 --> 00:43:01,744
♪ Show me my wildest dreams ♪
746
00:43:01,746 --> 00:43:03,679
♪ Sunshine ♪
747
00:43:03,681 --> 00:43:07,783
♪ Shine, shine ♪
748
00:43:07,785 --> 00:43:09,485
♪ Sunshine ♪
749
00:43:12,156 --> 00:43:15,524
Shit! He just fucking killed the guy.
The wrong guy.
750
00:43:15,526 --> 00:43:18,060
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
751
00:43:19,530 --> 00:43:21,464
Sorry. Whew.
752
00:43:21,466 --> 00:43:24,633
That took a little longer
than I thought.
753
00:43:24,635 --> 00:43:27,470
What's...
Are you okay?
754
00:43:27,472 --> 00:43:29,038
What's...
755
00:43:30,475 --> 00:43:33,809
Are you upset
'cause I killed that guy?
756
00:43:33,811 --> 00:43:38,447
Martha, how I feel about that guy has
nothing to do with how I feel about you.
757
00:43:39,784 --> 00:43:41,150
Are you...
758
00:43:41,152 --> 00:43:44,487
Um, can I go home, please?
759
00:43:47,325 --> 00:43:49,685
Sh...
760
00:43:51,362 --> 00:43:53,662
Fudge.
761
00:44:01,072 --> 00:44:03,739
The European
Central Bank on Wednesday...
762
00:44:03,741 --> 00:44:05,508
Geez, look at that.
763
00:44:05,510 --> 00:44:07,309
Mm-hmm.
764
00:44:07,311 --> 00:44:10,179
There's blood spatters
all over the place.
765
00:44:10,181 --> 00:44:12,314
The angle and the velocity
is all weird though.
766
00:44:12,316 --> 00:44:15,985
Like he's spinnin'.
Dancing.
767
00:44:16,721 --> 00:44:18,454
Huh?
768
00:44:19,490 --> 00:44:21,957
He wasn't spinning.
He was dancing.
769
00:44:24,562 --> 00:44:26,429
Oh, yeah. Look at that.
770
00:44:29,333 --> 00:44:32,001
Martha, wait a second.
Wait a second.
771
00:44:32,003 --> 00:44:33,602
Goddamn it.
772
00:44:33,604 --> 00:44:35,237
Hold on.
773
00:44:35,239 --> 00:44:37,540
Sweetheart, is...
774
00:44:37,542 --> 00:44:39,041
Is this a fight?
775
00:44:39,043 --> 00:44:41,243
You're really upset
about that.
776
00:44:41,245 --> 00:44:44,513
Hey, Monster, it's me.
I'm not...
777
00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:46,048
I'm...
778
00:44:46,050 --> 00:44:49,085
I don't think
before I act sometimes,
779
00:44:49,087 --> 00:44:51,887
but I'm not a bad person.
780
00:44:51,889 --> 00:44:54,857
You think bad people
have the capacity
781
00:44:54,859 --> 00:44:58,127
to... love and stuff?
782
00:45:00,298 --> 00:45:02,731
I'm sorry.
You've been through a lot, and I'm...
783
00:45:02,733 --> 00:45:04,900
H-Hold. Wait.
D-D-Don't go.
784
00:45:04,902 --> 00:45:06,969
I just wanna talk to you,
that's all.
785
00:45:11,442 --> 00:45:13,042
Please?
786
00:45:15,113 --> 00:45:17,713
This is on your head.
All right, Clevon?
787
00:45:17,715 --> 00:45:20,749
- You were supposed to do the hire yourself.
- Shut up for a second!
788
00:45:20,751 --> 00:45:24,153
Why would anybody kill our hire in
the middle of public like that?
789
00:45:24,155 --> 00:45:26,088
You know what doesn't
make any sense
790
00:45:26,090 --> 00:45:28,891
is you,
here in your fortress.
791
00:45:28,893 --> 00:45:30,226
Okay, listen to me.
792
00:45:30,228 --> 00:45:31,927
If I'd been on that bridge,
793
00:45:31,929 --> 00:45:33,929
your own brother
would be dead right now.
794
00:45:33,931 --> 00:45:36,132
- Is that what you want?
- No.
795
00:45:37,635 --> 00:45:40,136
I got an address.
796
00:45:41,339 --> 00:45:44,273
Followed him back there.
He dropped off his girlfriend.
797
00:45:44,275 --> 00:45:46,435
Apartment number's
on the back.
798
00:45:48,312 --> 00:45:49,612
Okay, Von.
799
00:45:49,614 --> 00:45:53,015
Go get 10 guys, local,
then go to this girl's place.
800
00:45:53,017 --> 00:45:55,551
When this motherfucker
shows his face,
801
00:45:56,621 --> 00:45:58,754
blow his face off.
802
00:45:58,756 --> 00:46:01,290
What? Ten guys?
803
00:46:01,292 --> 00:46:03,792
Other than you and Moon.
That sounds appropriate.
804
00:46:03,794 --> 00:46:05,861
But, Richie,
what I'm trying to...
805
00:46:05,863 --> 00:46:08,531
No buts.
Get outta here. Go.
806
00:46:23,848 --> 00:46:25,447
Martha.
807
00:46:27,485 --> 00:46:32,888
Martha. There's two guys
here from the FBI to see you.
808
00:46:32,890 --> 00:46:35,291
Are you in there?
809
00:46:35,293 --> 00:46:36,692
Uh...
810
00:46:39,163 --> 00:46:42,064
His name is Francis Munch.
811
00:46:42,066 --> 00:46:45,401
Formerly one of the world's
most notorious professional killers.
812
00:46:45,403 --> 00:46:48,737
He's been in the game
since he was a teenager.
813
00:46:48,739 --> 00:46:51,173
Trained
at various programs,
814
00:46:51,175 --> 00:46:53,342
privatized,
became a bullet-for-hire
815
00:46:53,344 --> 00:46:56,545
and just a meat grinder
of a man.
816
00:46:56,547 --> 00:47:01,183
About two years ago,
Munch had a nervous breakdown and quit.
817
00:47:01,185 --> 00:47:03,152
He quit? Why?
818
00:47:03,154 --> 00:47:05,754
The guy has something close
to emotions, always has.
819
00:47:05,756 --> 00:47:08,090
Guilt. Remorse.
820
00:47:08,092 --> 00:47:12,828
We're guessing these feelings
just finally caught up with him.
821
00:47:12,830 --> 00:47:16,599
If he's not a hit man anymore,
why did he kill that guy on the bridge?
822
00:47:16,601 --> 00:47:19,602
We think he developed
a kind of moral code.
823
00:47:19,604 --> 00:47:21,337
He's still notorious.
824
00:47:21,339 --> 00:47:25,341
People still try to hire him,
but now he kills them.
825
00:47:25,343 --> 00:47:27,409
He kills the people
who hire him?
826
00:47:27,411 --> 00:47:28,877
Yeah.
827
00:47:28,879 --> 00:47:33,048
Because murder is wrong.
828
00:47:33,050 --> 00:47:34,683
That's insane.
829
00:47:34,685 --> 00:47:38,254
I would say that's
a reasonable diagnosis, yes.
830
00:47:39,090 --> 00:47:41,056
Is this the place
where we...
831
00:47:41,058 --> 00:47:42,625
The restaurant, yeah.
832
00:47:42,627 --> 00:47:46,295
He said he killed a guy in the parking lot.
I thought he was joking.
833
00:47:46,297 --> 00:47:47,896
I mean,
how dangerous is he?
834
00:47:47,898 --> 00:47:50,833
Well... Well, now...
835
00:47:51,769 --> 00:47:53,769
how dangerous?
836
00:47:53,771 --> 00:47:56,405
There's no kind of chart.
837
00:47:56,407 --> 00:47:58,774
If there was,
I'd say he's near the top.
838
00:47:58,776 --> 00:48:01,910
He's just... gifted.
839
00:48:01,912 --> 00:48:03,979
Frighteningly gifted.
840
00:48:03,981 --> 00:48:07,950
NSA, Interpol, FBI have made a combined
nine attempts to take him into custody
841
00:48:07,952 --> 00:48:09,618
in the last two years.
842
00:48:09,620 --> 00:48:14,490
Every direct confrontation has ended
in absolute, unmitigated disaster.
843
00:48:14,492 --> 00:48:16,792
He dances in,
844
00:48:16,794 --> 00:48:18,927
a storm of bullets and chaos,
845
00:48:18,929 --> 00:48:20,929
and he dances out.
846
00:48:20,931 --> 00:48:23,132
So now what?
847
00:48:23,134 --> 00:48:26,268
If he makes
any attempt to contact you,
848
00:48:26,270 --> 00:48:28,837
you call us immediately.
849
00:48:28,839 --> 00:48:30,539
You get it?
850
00:48:54,632 --> 00:48:56,965
Please leave a message
at the tone.
851
00:48:56,967 --> 00:48:58,634
Martha, it's me.
852
00:48:58,636 --> 00:49:01,136
Um, I know
the smart move here
853
00:49:01,138 --> 00:49:03,372
is to give you
some time and some space,
854
00:49:03,374 --> 00:49:05,474
but I need to see you
and I'm...
855
00:49:05,476 --> 00:49:08,143
I'm coming over.
Okay?
856
00:49:08,145 --> 00:49:10,012
I'm coming over.
857
00:49:15,686 --> 00:49:18,320
- Hi.
- Hi.
858
00:49:18,322 --> 00:49:20,155
Everything okay?
859
00:49:20,157 --> 00:49:21,623
Everything is great.
860
00:49:24,795 --> 00:49:26,862
Okay.
861
00:49:30,401 --> 00:49:32,234
Do you think
I'm in danger?
862
00:49:32,236 --> 00:49:34,803
We think he's in danger.
863
00:49:34,805 --> 00:49:38,040
A man he killed has a lot of
dangerous people backing him up.
864
00:49:38,042 --> 00:49:41,410
But then so did the Pirrellos,
and it didn't help them none. Who?
865
00:49:41,412 --> 00:49:44,179
A little syndicate
in New Jersey.
866
00:49:44,181 --> 00:49:46,348
Drugs.
Heroin mainly.
867
00:49:46,350 --> 00:49:49,418
Tried to hire Munch,
and he killed 'em all.
868
00:49:49,420 --> 00:49:52,020
Only a guy from the
Cartigan family made it out.
869
00:49:52,022 --> 00:49:53,589
John...
870
00:49:54,692 --> 00:49:56,258
Tom...
No.
871
00:49:56,260 --> 00:49:58,794
I forget his name.
No. You misunderstand. I'm...
872
00:49:59,730 --> 00:50:02,865
Do you think
I'm in any danger from him?
873
00:50:02,867 --> 00:50:04,733
Well,
874
00:50:05,903 --> 00:50:09,338
when you're a contract killer,
you have no friends.
875
00:50:09,340 --> 00:50:12,508
You barely ever talk
to anyone.
876
00:50:12,510 --> 00:50:16,311
Just spend hours
in endless motels,
877
00:50:17,548 --> 00:50:19,281
cars,
878
00:50:20,184 --> 00:50:21,850
planes,
879
00:50:23,721 --> 00:50:25,954
just sitting there,
880
00:50:25,956 --> 00:50:28,457
staring at nothing.
881
00:50:28,459 --> 00:50:31,960
But around you,
his behavior is unique.
882
00:50:31,962 --> 00:50:34,563
He expresses himself.
883
00:50:34,565 --> 00:50:35,864
Emotions.
884
00:50:35,866 --> 00:50:38,434
Other than that blank, happy thing
he's got going on.
885
00:50:38,436 --> 00:50:41,937
You're the one person he's had any
kind of meaningful interaction with
886
00:50:41,939 --> 00:50:43,906
that didn't end in a bullet.
887
00:50:43,908 --> 00:50:46,875
So, are you safe?
888
00:50:46,877 --> 00:50:48,577
Are you in danger?
889
00:50:48,579 --> 00:50:51,380
Well, let me put it
to you this way...
890
00:50:51,382 --> 00:50:54,249
you're clearly
an asset to him.
891
00:50:54,251 --> 00:50:56,985
Which makes you
an asset to me.
892
00:50:59,089 --> 00:51:02,825
So you can sleep tight,
Martha.
893
00:51:15,940 --> 00:51:18,707
What the fuck, man?
This beauty's yours.
894
00:51:19,810 --> 00:51:22,144
What the fuck
I supposed to do with this?
895
00:51:22,146 --> 00:51:24,313
It's simple.
Bullets come out that end.
896
00:51:24,315 --> 00:51:26,782
They hit people
and then people die.
897
00:51:26,784 --> 00:51:29,184
This is like some
World War II-ass old shotgun.
898
00:51:29,186 --> 00:51:31,854
You said this guy's a supersonic
psycho killer, right?
899
00:51:31,856 --> 00:51:34,957
You want me to go out like I'm duck
hunting on this motherfucker?
900
00:51:34,959 --> 00:51:36,658
I'm sorry, Steve.
901
00:51:36,660 --> 00:51:40,262
It was the best that we
could do on short notice.
902
00:51:40,264 --> 00:51:44,333
He has no idea we're coming.
Walk up to the guy, shoot him in the face.
903
00:51:44,335 --> 00:51:46,702
Seen crackheads in Brooklyn
with better guns.
904
00:51:46,704 --> 00:51:48,770
A cocksucker like you
could do it.
905
00:51:48,772 --> 00:51:52,040
You watch your fucking mouth,
you blinged out, Cajun Green Goblin.
906
00:51:52,042 --> 00:51:53,809
Look at this shit.
907
00:51:55,312 --> 00:51:57,579
I'm like Elmer fucking Fudd,
man.
908
00:52:15,232 --> 00:52:17,399
Oh, really?
A grenade?
909
00:52:19,837 --> 00:52:22,604
I taught you that one,
Francis.
910
00:52:35,686 --> 00:52:37,853
Oi, mate.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
911
00:52:41,759 --> 00:52:43,692
Oh.
912
00:52:43,694 --> 00:52:45,661
I know, I know.
913
00:52:45,663 --> 00:52:48,196
Is this guy dead, or...
914
00:52:48,198 --> 00:52:49,698
Just unconscious.
Mm-hmm.
915
00:52:49,700 --> 00:52:51,867
I'm really sorry.
Okay.
916
00:52:51,869 --> 00:52:55,103
Do you have any...
You have a bathtub, right?
917
00:52:55,105 --> 00:52:59,107
Hey, I'm not sure, um,
that you should be here.
918
00:52:59,109 --> 00:53:01,343
'Cause...
919
00:53:01,345 --> 00:53:04,012
I don't know,
I feel really confused,
920
00:53:04,014 --> 00:53:08,784
and... like, we should
probably take a break.
921
00:53:15,526 --> 00:53:18,827
What do you m...
A break?
922
00:53:22,433 --> 00:53:23,932
Okay.
923
00:53:23,934 --> 00:53:25,534
Okay.
924
00:53:37,114 --> 00:53:38,380
No, wait, wait.
What? What?
925
00:53:38,382 --> 00:53:41,383
Okay, like, this whole reverse
hit man thing is like...
926
00:53:41,385 --> 00:53:42,884
It's weird. I know.
Awkward.
927
00:53:42,886 --> 00:53:44,720
I kill
a whole bunch of people.
928
00:53:44,722 --> 00:53:46,955
But they suck?
They're, like, bad people?
929
00:53:46,957 --> 00:53:49,891
But that's not an excuse.
I should stop.
930
00:53:49,893 --> 00:53:51,927
I'm just panic-rationalizing this
to myself.
931
00:53:51,929 --> 00:53:55,430
Honey, you are, but you're doing great.
Really good.
932
00:53:55,432 --> 00:53:57,866
Uh-huh. Okay.
933
00:53:58,936 --> 00:54:00,669
Okay, whatever.
934
00:54:05,609 --> 00:54:07,976
- What the fuck?
- Hey, Sophie.
935
00:54:07,978 --> 00:54:10,312
- Hey, buddy.
- Is he dead?
936
00:54:10,314 --> 00:54:13,315
Oh, he's just taking a nap.
I can see him breathing.
937
00:54:13,317 --> 00:54:14,916
What the fuck?
938
00:54:18,455 --> 00:54:20,622
You gonna take
the east side, right?
939
00:54:20,624 --> 00:54:22,491
Yeah. I see anything,
I'll let you know.
940
00:54:22,493 --> 00:54:24,526
Shit! Shit.
941
00:54:25,963 --> 00:54:28,930
Hey, uh, Knox,
look, we got trouble.
942
00:54:28,932 --> 00:54:32,634
Twelve uglies heading in the
building right now. Knox? You copy?
943
00:54:32,636 --> 00:54:35,971
- Who the hell is Knox?
- He's, uh, the FBI guy.
944
00:54:35,973 --> 00:54:38,507
FBI?
No, no, no.
945
00:54:38,509 --> 00:54:40,676
That guy Hopper's
a seriously mean bad guy.
946
00:54:40,678 --> 00:54:44,312
Haven't seen him in a while.
He looks different every time. Who is he?
947
00:54:44,314 --> 00:54:45,981
It's a long story.
948
00:54:45,983 --> 00:54:48,617
After I left the agency,
he was...
949
00:54:48,619 --> 00:54:51,119
We used to work together.
We were really close.
950
00:54:51,121 --> 00:54:54,956
And then I said, "I don't wanna kill people"
and he was like, "You have to."
951
00:54:54,958 --> 00:54:57,492
- He blew up a building on me in Serbia.
- What?
952
00:54:57,494 --> 00:55:00,629
So he's not with the FBI?
Nope.
953
00:55:00,631 --> 00:55:02,197
We're gonna be fine.
954
00:55:02,199 --> 00:55:03,732
Oh, Francis, I just...
What?
955
00:55:03,734 --> 00:55:06,168
What did you call me?
956
00:55:06,170 --> 00:55:07,669
Did you just call me...
957
00:55:07,671 --> 00:55:10,072
He told you my name?
958
00:55:10,074 --> 00:55:13,408
Motherfucker! Motherfucker!
Fucking motherfucker!
959
00:55:13,410 --> 00:55:17,345
That was unnecessary.
I'm sorry. Let's go. No, I'm not gonna go.
960
00:55:17,347 --> 00:55:20,749
- Wh-Why not?
- 'Cause you're a criminal, and you lied to me.
961
00:55:20,751 --> 00:55:24,352
- You can't go with him. He just killed a cop.
- Shut your face. Thank you.
962
00:55:24,354 --> 00:55:26,888
I never lied to you.
Not once.
963
00:55:26,890 --> 00:55:29,057
Martha, listen...
I guess... Yeah, that's true.
964
00:55:29,059 --> 00:55:31,860
I mean, I did think
you were joking, in fairness.
965
00:55:31,862 --> 00:55:34,262
- Martha, we should call the police now.
- Please.
966
00:55:34,264 --> 00:55:37,666
- I-I'm gonna shoot you in the armpit.
- Great, great. Can't wait.
967
00:55:37,668 --> 00:55:41,103
- I would never do that.
- You brought a dead body into our home! Hello!
968
00:55:41,105 --> 00:55:43,405
How about if I
shoot you in the eye?
969
00:55:43,407 --> 00:55:46,374
- I'm not talking to you right now.
- I would never do that.
970
00:55:46,376 --> 00:55:50,879
- I'm pretending.
- We could be dead in an hour! Martha. Martha!
971
00:55:50,881 --> 00:55:53,215
- Get off of me!
- Live in there now, in silence.
972
00:55:53,217 --> 00:55:55,717
I'll let you out later.
I never lied to you.
973
00:55:55,719 --> 00:55:59,254
What do you want from me?
I'm here. That's real. I don't know though.
974
00:55:59,256 --> 00:56:02,724
'Cause you show up, and you're, like,
the greatest thing ever,
975
00:56:02,726 --> 00:56:05,360
and then
you kill people.
976
00:56:05,362 --> 00:56:09,064
And this guy's from the FBI,
but then he's not from the FBI.
977
00:56:09,066 --> 00:56:11,900
And I don't know.
It's just overwhelming, you know?
978
00:56:11,902 --> 00:56:13,769
I don't think it's healthy.
979
00:56:13,771 --> 00:56:16,938
Fuck you guys! Nobody's norm...
Nobody's normal. Nobody's healthy.
980
00:56:16,940 --> 00:56:20,575
Listen. We don't have time.
So you've gotta decide now. Okay?
981
00:56:20,577 --> 00:56:24,379
I love you. What are you gonna do
for the rest of your life?
982
00:56:24,381 --> 00:56:27,649
You and me. You're all I got.
Am I being crazy?
983
00:56:27,651 --> 00:56:29,584
Am I nuts?
984
00:56:29,586 --> 00:56:32,888
Let's do this. This is it. Now, honey.
We gotta do this now.
985
00:56:32,890 --> 00:56:35,957
Oh, my God, stop talking.
I'm totally into it.
986
00:56:35,959 --> 00:56:38,960
- Yeah?
- You're both fucking insane!
987
00:56:38,962 --> 00:56:40,695
Let's go.
988
00:56:41,932 --> 00:56:43,598
This is gonna be tough.
Why?
989
00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:46,768
I can't kill anybody. Last time
I killed somebody, you really freaked out.
990
00:56:46,770 --> 00:56:48,136
No, no, I'm fine.
991
00:56:48,138 --> 00:56:49,938
Okay, don't do that.
Don't do what?
992
00:56:49,940 --> 00:56:52,107
'Cause later
you'll say... I'm not doing anything.
993
00:56:52,109 --> 00:56:53,441
Trust me?
Yes.
994
00:56:53,443 --> 00:56:54,943
You look hot.
You look beautiful.
995
00:56:54,945 --> 00:56:57,078
Hold my hand.
Okay.
996
00:57:35,319 --> 00:57:37,085
Oh-ho! Nice shot!
997
00:57:41,024 --> 00:57:43,064
Yeah! Nice, baby.
998
00:58:07,818 --> 00:58:10,185
You all right?
Huh?
999
00:58:10,187 --> 00:58:11,686
How'd you do that?
1000
00:58:11,688 --> 00:58:13,655
Some people waste time
with the fighting.
1001
00:58:13,657 --> 00:58:16,758
I skip straight to the winning.
We'd better get out of here.
1002
00:58:26,036 --> 00:58:28,003
Oh, my God.
1003
00:58:29,539 --> 00:58:30,972
Fuck.
1004
00:58:32,242 --> 00:58:34,776
Oh... Eh...
1005
00:58:35,445 --> 00:58:37,445
Fuck!
1006
00:58:37,447 --> 00:58:41,850
Was that even a shotgun?
What the hell was that? What just hit me?
1007
00:58:41,852 --> 00:58:43,718
You okay?
Fine. Fine.
1008
00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:45,620
- Is it bad?
- You look handsome.
1009
00:58:45,622 --> 00:58:47,589
Thanks.
How's my hair?
1010
00:58:47,591 --> 00:58:50,225
Hey!
1011
00:58:50,227 --> 00:58:52,227
Aah! Aah!
1012
00:58:52,229 --> 00:58:55,230
Fuck, it hurts!
Fuck, it hurts!
1013
00:58:55,232 --> 00:58:58,733
That was great. That was really...
I totally didn't see that coming.
1014
00:58:58,735 --> 00:59:00,969
You... You really got me.
1015
00:59:00,971 --> 00:59:03,038
What's your name?
Steve.
1016
00:59:04,374 --> 00:59:06,541
Too many things
happening, Steve...
1017
00:59:06,543 --> 00:59:10,812
Martha. Trying not to kill anybody.
I went ADD for a sec.
1018
00:59:10,814 --> 00:59:13,048
Why didn't you grab her?
Take her hostage?
1019
00:59:13,050 --> 00:59:15,483
I didn't think
that'd be cool, man.
1020
00:59:15,485 --> 00:59:18,753
Didn't that'd be cool?
Get a load of this guy.
1021
00:59:18,755 --> 00:59:22,624
You got talent. Why the fuck did they
give you that piece of shit shotgun?
1022
00:59:22,626 --> 00:59:23,959
I don't know.
1023
00:59:23,961 --> 00:59:26,328
Baby.
We should go.
1024
00:59:26,330 --> 00:59:28,763
Thank you
for not taking me hostage.
1025
00:59:32,302 --> 00:59:34,736
Baby!
1026
00:59:52,089 --> 00:59:54,789
Who the fuck are these guys now?
Seem super pissed, right?
1027
00:59:54,791 --> 00:59:57,359
- Yeah.
- Where the fuck is Johnny?
1028
00:59:57,361 --> 01:00:00,261
I'm gonna kill one of these guys.
Fine.
1029
01:00:00,263 --> 01:00:03,298
It's the last one, I promise.
No, I don't care.
1030
01:00:03,300 --> 01:00:06,468
You say that now, but later you'll be,
"Why'd you have to..."
1031
01:00:06,470 --> 01:00:08,236
No, I don't care!
Okay.
1032
01:00:10,941 --> 01:00:12,941
Son of a bitch!
1033
01:00:12,943 --> 01:00:14,642
Okay, fellas.
1034
01:00:14,644 --> 01:00:18,980
So you saw that I could basically
kill all of you guys from here, right?
1035
01:00:18,982 --> 01:00:23,151
Was that dude your buddy?
I mean, look at that guy. That's game over.
1036
01:00:23,153 --> 01:00:26,321
Imagine Christmas with his parents.
Maybe he's got kids.
1037
01:00:26,323 --> 01:00:29,224
Oh, what if he's got a cat?
Maybe he's got a cat.
1038
01:00:29,226 --> 01:00:32,160
Who's gonna feed his cat?
Who's gonna feed your cats?
1039
01:00:32,162 --> 01:00:36,731
I know they're paying you, but is it worth it?
We all know how this is gonna go down.
1040
01:00:36,733 --> 01:00:38,833
No shame here.
1041
01:00:38,835 --> 01:00:40,335
Good?
1042
01:00:40,337 --> 01:00:42,370
Anybody?
1043
01:00:42,372 --> 01:00:44,839
Hey! Where the fuck
are you going?
1044
01:00:44,841 --> 01:00:47,042
We paid you for the day!
Fuck this, man!
1045
01:00:47,044 --> 01:00:50,678
Okay.
Anyone else?
1046
01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:52,647
Go fuck yourself!
1047
01:00:52,649 --> 01:00:54,682
Oh.
1048
01:00:54,684 --> 01:00:57,652
That wasn't very nice.
1049
01:00:57,654 --> 01:01:01,089
Hey, we got some chips here.
We got some pitchers of lemonade.
1050
01:01:01,091 --> 01:01:04,025
Why don't we hang out and
talk about this for a second?
1051
01:01:04,027 --> 01:01:06,728
- What are you doing?
- Just give me a little push.
1052
01:01:06,730 --> 01:01:08,363
It's gonna be okay.
1053
01:01:08,365 --> 01:01:09,764
Ready?
1054
01:01:09,766 --> 01:01:11,366
One, two, three.
1055
01:01:17,240 --> 01:01:19,741
How you feeling, fellas?
1056
01:01:19,743 --> 01:01:22,210
I had fun.
Nobody got hurt.
1057
01:01:22,212 --> 01:01:25,747
Well, a little hurt.
You should call an ambulance.
1058
01:01:25,749 --> 01:01:27,749
Hey, you.
Wanna call an ambulance?
1059
01:01:27,751 --> 01:01:29,284
Okay, look, don't...
don't shoot.
1060
01:01:29,286 --> 01:01:31,646
This was just
a big mistake.
1061
01:01:32,055 --> 01:01:33,955
There you go.
1062
01:01:34,791 --> 01:01:37,058
- Have we met?
- Kinda.
1063
01:01:37,060 --> 01:01:38,593
New Jersey, right?
1064
01:01:38,595 --> 01:01:40,728
The Poconos, the Pinocchios,
or something?
1065
01:01:40,730 --> 01:01:42,897
Yeah.
Th-The Pirrellos.
1066
01:01:42,899 --> 01:01:45,233
- Pirrellos! Yeah.
- That's right. Yeah.
1067
01:01:45,235 --> 01:01:48,403
- Vinnie, right?
- It's Von, but don't...
1068
01:01:48,405 --> 01:01:52,240
Yeah. You were the guy
hiding under the table.
1069
01:01:52,242 --> 01:01:54,742
It was my first big gunfight.
It was scary.
1070
01:01:54,744 --> 01:01:58,780
- Vinnie, what did I tell you? Stay out of trouble, right?
- Stay out of trouble.
1071
01:01:58,782 --> 01:02:00,715
This isn't staying
out of trouble.
1072
01:02:00,717 --> 01:02:04,919
I'm not the one that hired you. That was my
brother, Richie. He is the one that you want.
1073
01:02:04,921 --> 01:02:06,754
I literally don't care.
1074
01:02:11,461 --> 01:02:14,195
Okay, that's enough.
Get away from him.
1075
01:02:16,099 --> 01:02:19,267
Steve, is that you?
1076
01:02:19,269 --> 01:02:21,503
Good for you, pal.
You got me again.
1077
01:02:22,339 --> 01:02:24,239
Martha!
1078
01:02:25,342 --> 01:02:29,277
Clown nose. Wow.
That's a cute gimmick.
1079
01:02:29,279 --> 01:02:32,514
You know, one time
I was gonna wear bow ties.
1080
01:02:32,516 --> 01:02:36,084
Then I decided to be the guy who
just killed all your friends.
1081
01:02:36,086 --> 01:02:39,487
I don't get it, man. Why we taking this girl?
Just shoot that motherfucker.
1082
01:02:39,489 --> 01:02:42,624
Steve, just do
what you're told.
1083
01:02:42,626 --> 01:02:44,359
Okay?
1084
01:02:44,361 --> 01:02:46,528
Johnny, let's go!
1085
01:02:49,633 --> 01:02:51,366
Wait a second, Vinnie.
1086
01:02:51,368 --> 01:02:54,202
You want her, you come and get her.
Fremont and Oleda.
1087
01:02:54,204 --> 01:02:56,171
This is a bad call.
1088
01:02:56,173 --> 01:02:58,139
Hey, what about us, man?
Fuckin' bums.
1089
01:02:58,141 --> 01:03:00,475
That's what happens
when you Craigslist criminals.
1090
01:03:00,477 --> 01:03:02,877
Wait a second.
Bad move. Bad move, man.
1091
01:03:02,879 --> 01:03:04,546
Bad move.
1092
01:03:08,552 --> 01:03:09,784
You're awake.
1093
01:03:09,786 --> 01:03:13,288
You having fun making a fool
out of yourself, Francis?
1094
01:03:13,290 --> 01:03:15,290
Don't call me that.
1095
01:03:15,292 --> 01:03:17,992
Wh-What happened to you?
1096
01:03:17,994 --> 01:03:21,396
You used to be
like the grim reaper.
1097
01:03:21,398 --> 01:03:24,365
I remember there was a...
1098
01:03:24,367 --> 01:03:27,368
a guy, he was
a yakuza twat, I think.
1099
01:03:28,805 --> 01:03:31,139
And he literally
pissed himself
1100
01:03:31,141 --> 01:03:34,008
just 'cause he heard
you was on the way.
1101
01:03:34,010 --> 01:03:35,476
What?
1102
01:03:36,846 --> 01:03:40,915
Clown nose is tacky.
Is there some kind of joke I'm not getting?
1103
01:03:40,917 --> 01:03:42,584
Knock knock.
1104
01:03:43,653 --> 01:03:47,055
- Who's there?
- The joke you're not getting.
1105
01:03:47,057 --> 01:03:49,857
Get it?
1106
01:03:49,859 --> 01:03:51,492
That's hilarious, Francis.
1107
01:03:52,329 --> 01:03:55,029
Well, now it's time
to go home.
1108
01:03:55,031 --> 01:03:57,165
You should smile more.
1109
01:03:57,167 --> 01:03:59,167
You'd be more popular.
1110
01:03:59,169 --> 01:04:01,703
That's a nice smile.
See?
1111
01:04:01,705 --> 01:04:05,006
Police! Put your hands where I can see 'em!
Stay on the ground!
1112
01:04:05,008 --> 01:04:07,909
- What took you so long?
- I was waiting for backup.
1113
01:04:07,911 --> 01:04:12,280
- Nobody's here yet.
- You're here now, so relax. He's in custody.
1114
01:04:14,384 --> 01:04:16,504
Why are you talking
like that?
1115
01:04:18,521 --> 01:04:20,855
Why is everything
such a problem?
1116
01:04:22,892 --> 01:04:24,759
Oh, bollocks.
1117
01:04:26,563 --> 01:04:28,863
It's actually a very simple plan.
All right.
1118
01:04:28,865 --> 01:04:31,799
The girl is exactly where we want her.
She's in Richard's office.
1119
01:04:31,801 --> 01:04:34,736
So the bait is set.
We wait for that maniac to come here.
1120
01:04:34,738 --> 01:04:37,372
He kills everyone
that stands in his path.
1121
01:04:37,374 --> 01:04:40,475
We find an excuse, any excuse,
to get the fuck out of here.
1122
01:04:40,477 --> 01:04:43,544
And then, blip-blap-blop,
Richard's gone, I'm king of the castle.
1123
01:04:43,546 --> 01:04:47,215
What doesn't make sense about this?
I don't know. All of it?
1124
01:04:49,119 --> 01:04:50,418
Richard
is waiting for you.
1125
01:04:50,420 --> 01:04:52,086
Thanks, dickhead.
Peace to you too.
1126
01:04:52,088 --> 01:04:54,756
No.
Just him.
1127
01:04:54,758 --> 01:04:58,293
You're telling me
that you shot this guy in the face
1128
01:04:58,295 --> 01:05:00,828
and he just
survived?
1129
01:05:00,830 --> 01:05:04,299
It was your guys that gave me a
900-year-old fucking shotgun.
1130
01:05:04,301 --> 01:05:06,401
- Really?
- So with all due respect, mister,
1131
01:05:06,403 --> 01:05:07,969
I don't understand
what happened.
1132
01:05:07,971 --> 01:05:11,205
Just give me my fucking money
and I'm out the door.
1133
01:05:12,442 --> 01:05:14,776
I apologize.
What was your name again?
1134
01:05:14,778 --> 01:05:16,844
Steve.
Steve.
1135
01:05:16,846 --> 01:05:19,781
Steve, what do you like on your pizza?
1136
01:05:19,783 --> 01:05:21,783
Uh, cheese, man.
Yeah?
1137
01:05:21,785 --> 01:05:23,918
Yeah? Cheese?
1138
01:05:25,021 --> 01:05:27,255
How about
some extra cheese?
1139
01:05:30,293 --> 01:05:33,528
Still working.
It's a good phone.
1140
01:05:33,530 --> 01:05:35,663
Now... you.
1141
01:05:35,665 --> 01:05:38,466
No, listen.
This is what me and Johnny are gonna do.
1142
01:05:38,468 --> 01:05:40,935
We're gonna go out there,
get the word out.
1143
01:05:40,937 --> 01:05:43,438
Then we're gonna throw up
a 100-grand reward.
1144
01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:46,474
$100,000?
That's your plan? That's my plan.
1145
01:05:48,445 --> 01:05:50,778
That's
a stupid idea.
1146
01:05:50,780 --> 01:05:53,715
Bruce, what the fuck do you even do
around here, man?
1147
01:05:53,717 --> 01:05:56,451
If we don't know
where this guy is,
1148
01:05:56,453 --> 01:05:58,986
no one can afford
to leave this house.
1149
01:05:58,988 --> 01:06:02,990
Honestly, I think the safe bet
is to just let her go.
1150
01:06:02,992 --> 01:06:05,326
- Hmm?
- Let her go?
1151
01:06:05,328 --> 01:06:07,895
Really?
That's your fucking idea?
1152
01:06:07,897 --> 01:06:11,532
You know what?
You have no idea what you are doing.
1153
01:06:11,534 --> 01:06:14,035
You have no balls, no...
Oh, yeah?
1154
01:06:14,037 --> 01:06:16,637
Fuck!
Son of a bitch!
1155
01:06:18,675 --> 01:06:21,743
I'm going to work much harder
to control my anger.
1156
01:06:21,745 --> 01:06:23,478
But people are dead.
1157
01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:26,814
The bodies are piling up
and Dad is kinda gonna notice.
1158
01:06:26,816 --> 01:06:29,851
And the fault is yours,
you piece of shit worm-fuck.
1159
01:06:29,853 --> 01:06:33,354
I have been defending
your worthless coke-head ass
1160
01:06:33,356 --> 01:06:37,158
for years...
for fuckin' years.
1161
01:06:37,160 --> 01:06:39,293
And now I realize...
1162
01:06:40,563 --> 01:06:41,996
I was wrong.
1163
01:06:44,401 --> 01:06:46,768
You should've died
with the Pirrellos.
1164
01:06:49,339 --> 01:06:52,540
- Fuck you, Richie!
- Take the girl and get the fuck out of this room.
1165
01:06:52,542 --> 01:06:57,445
And I don't give a shit if you tell Mom I beat your ass.
1166
01:06:58,515 --> 01:07:00,448
Bruce.
1167
01:07:00,450 --> 01:07:03,050
Nobody else leaves.
No more fuck-ups.
1168
01:07:03,052 --> 01:07:06,387
If that cocksucker has the balls
to show up here,
1169
01:07:06,389 --> 01:07:08,456
we hit him
with everything we got.
1170
01:07:11,728 --> 01:07:13,728
Okay, okay.
1171
01:07:13,730 --> 01:07:17,365
I lost track of my dumb
decisions a long time ago.
1172
01:07:21,104 --> 01:07:26,240
You guys had an automatic M-16
military issue with a laser scope,
1173
01:07:26,242 --> 01:07:29,444
and you give me
a fucking Elmer Fudd shotgun?
1174
01:07:29,446 --> 01:07:31,646
Fuck this shit.
1175
01:07:36,252 --> 01:07:38,786
Motherfuck,
we are totally fucked.
1176
01:07:38,788 --> 01:07:41,889
We're gonna be stuck here
when that psychopath shows up.
1177
01:07:41,891 --> 01:07:45,626
Will you get this for me? I can't do it.
Yeah, we're fucked. Big deal.
1178
01:07:45,628 --> 01:07:47,895
You started this ride,
Von.
1179
01:07:47,897 --> 01:07:51,399
You're the one who pushed the
shit ball rolling down the hill.
1180
01:07:51,401 --> 01:07:52,800
Seriously?
Mmm.
1181
01:07:52,802 --> 01:07:55,169
Will you please
shut the fuck up?
1182
01:07:55,171 --> 01:07:57,672
Watch your mouth
with me, man.
1183
01:07:58,942 --> 01:08:00,475
Or what?
1184
01:08:00,477 --> 01:08:02,477
Don't let this
become un-fun.
1185
01:08:02,479 --> 01:08:04,479
It's supposed to
be fun, right?
1186
01:08:04,481 --> 01:08:06,747
Or I get
a bad attitude.
1187
01:08:06,749 --> 01:08:09,317
Who the fuck
do you think you are?
1188
01:08:09,319 --> 01:08:11,819
I'm fucking Johnny Moon.
1189
01:08:16,626 --> 01:08:18,125
What?
1190
01:08:23,466 --> 01:08:25,433
Okay. You wanna have some fun?
Yeah.
1191
01:08:25,435 --> 01:08:27,034
You wanna
have some fun?
1192
01:08:27,036 --> 01:08:29,270
What's that, baby?
I couldn't hear you under there.
1193
01:08:31,274 --> 01:08:33,441
Okay.
1194
01:08:33,443 --> 01:08:35,877
This is you guys.
1195
01:08:35,879 --> 01:08:38,679
"Oh, no!
He's gonna come and kill us!"
1196
01:08:38,681 --> 01:08:41,816
"I'm Johnny Moon!
I love you, Von!"
1197
01:08:41,818 --> 01:08:44,385
"I love you too.
Wanna go on a camping trip?"
1198
01:08:44,387 --> 01:08:46,387
"Oh, anywhere with you,
buddy."
1199
01:08:46,389 --> 01:08:48,689
I like this bitch.
1200
01:08:52,228 --> 01:08:54,328
So,
1201
01:08:54,330 --> 01:08:56,230
why don't you tell me.
1202
01:08:56,232 --> 01:08:58,366
What's it like?
1203
01:08:58,368 --> 01:09:00,768
Having an IQ
over 17?
1204
01:09:01,404 --> 01:09:03,571
Dating a serial killer.
1205
01:09:05,842 --> 01:09:08,976
Now, I gotta slow you down
right there for a second,
1206
01:09:08,978 --> 01:09:11,512
'cause to be honest, I...
1207
01:09:11,514 --> 01:09:13,915
I don't understand
your plan.
1208
01:09:14,717 --> 01:09:17,818
Like, is it
a "get killed" plan?
1209
01:09:17,820 --> 01:09:19,921
Is it, like, a plan
to get killed?
1210
01:09:19,923 --> 01:09:22,890
Like an elaborate
sort of suicide pact?
1211
01:09:27,864 --> 01:09:29,163
Stings, right?
1212
01:09:29,165 --> 01:09:31,432
Are you stupid?
1213
01:09:33,036 --> 01:09:34,902
You're so fucked.
1214
01:09:36,773 --> 01:09:39,373
When he gets here,
you better hope you're long gone.
1215
01:09:39,375 --> 01:09:43,377
Because he's
going to kill you.
1216
01:09:43,379 --> 01:09:46,914
And if he doesn't,
I will.
1217
01:09:46,916 --> 01:09:50,084
You're gonna kill me?
You are?
1218
01:09:50,086 --> 01:09:54,855
Well, they tell me successful people
set achievable goals, so...
1219
01:09:59,629 --> 01:10:02,797
How does it feel now?
Huh, bitch?
1220
01:10:06,369 --> 01:10:07,935
I feel...
1221
01:10:12,108 --> 01:10:14,642
I feel motivated.
1222
01:10:17,747 --> 01:10:20,948
Motherfuckers... "Oh, do this, Steve.
Do that, Steve.
1223
01:10:20,950 --> 01:10:24,385
Come on, Steve, you can handle it.
Take the fucked-up shotgun."
1224
01:10:27,223 --> 01:10:29,303
Hey,
what's going on?
1225
01:10:29,726 --> 01:10:31,826
Uh-uh.
1226
01:10:34,631 --> 01:10:37,164
Ooh,
that looks good.
1227
01:10:37,166 --> 01:10:39,967
How many guys inside?
1228
01:10:39,969 --> 01:10:43,771
Got fucking Von, Johnny, Bruce, Richie.
So that's four.
1229
01:10:43,773 --> 01:10:46,507
Plus six other motherfuckers
with automatic weapons, man.
1230
01:10:47,443 --> 01:10:49,143
May I?
1231
01:10:59,288 --> 01:11:01,088
That oughta stir 'em up.
1232
01:11:01,090 --> 01:11:05,159
- What happened to your face?
- Fucking asshole Richie beat me with a phone.
1233
01:11:05,161 --> 01:11:07,161
Get outta town.
1234
01:11:07,163 --> 01:11:10,698
I'm serious, man. Motherfucker
beat me with a phone. What a jerk.
1235
01:11:10,700 --> 01:11:12,833
Yeah. Can I have some
of these gummy bears?
1236
01:11:12,835 --> 01:11:15,202
I like the green ones.
Help yourself.
1237
01:11:15,204 --> 01:11:18,472
That's funny. I hate
the fucking green ones. Really? Perfect.
1238
01:11:18,474 --> 01:11:20,541
You know what I mean?
1239
01:11:21,377 --> 01:11:23,477
Will I see you inside?
1240
01:11:23,479 --> 01:11:25,146
That's what
they pay me for.
1241
01:11:25,148 --> 01:11:27,014
Good luck, buddy.
1242
01:11:27,717 --> 01:11:29,884
This fucking guy
is crazy.
1243
01:11:30,653 --> 01:11:32,887
Von,
go to Richard's office
1244
01:11:32,889 --> 01:11:34,855
and take him down
in the basement.
1245
01:11:37,460 --> 01:11:39,894
You, upstairs.
1246
01:11:46,502 --> 01:11:49,737
Don't worry, Richie. Everything's under control.
1247
01:12:14,397 --> 01:12:16,097
Motherfucker.
1248
01:12:16,099 --> 01:12:18,699
What's going on?
Having a hard time with that?
1249
01:12:18,701 --> 01:12:21,402
I'm used to a smaller caliber gun
than this
1250
01:12:21,404 --> 01:12:23,738
Let me take
a look at it.
1251
01:12:24,874 --> 01:12:27,408
It's a nice gun.
Thanks.
1252
01:12:27,410 --> 01:12:29,777
There you go.
You want your gun back?
1253
01:12:30,713 --> 01:12:32,847
Do you want it back?
Please?
1254
01:12:32,849 --> 01:12:34,949
Psych.
1255
01:12:35,585 --> 01:12:37,718
Son of a bitch, man!
1256
01:12:37,720 --> 01:12:40,087
- Where's Martha?
- My foot!
1257
01:12:40,089 --> 01:12:41,789
Fuck you.
1258
01:12:50,600 --> 01:12:52,533
All right,
I'll find her myself.
1259
01:12:52,535 --> 01:12:54,101
What?
1260
01:12:54,103 --> 01:12:56,904
Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
1261
01:12:56,906 --> 01:12:59,473
- Aren't you gonna kill him?
- What?
1262
01:12:59,475 --> 01:13:02,576
- You know, do your thing with the thing that you do?
- What?
1263
01:13:02,578 --> 01:13:06,413
The hit man thing where they try
to hire you and then you kill them
1264
01:13:06,415 --> 01:13:10,384
out of some fucking misguided moral fucking
purpose you have... that crazy bullshit.
1265
01:13:10,386 --> 01:13:13,554
No, no. I promised my girlfriend.
I don't do that anymore.
1266
01:13:13,556 --> 01:13:17,391
- What?
- Yeah. You ever met a girl and it's just like...
1267
01:13:17,393 --> 01:13:19,927
You can't eat, you can't stop
thinking about her.
1268
01:13:19,929 --> 01:13:22,930
Dude,
spare me the bullshit.
1269
01:13:22,932 --> 01:13:25,666
I brought you
all the way here to kill him!
1270
01:13:25,668 --> 01:13:30,271
And you tell me that you're not
killing anymore? What the fuck?
1271
01:13:30,273 --> 01:13:32,940
I'm sorry, man.
I don't mean to let you down.
1272
01:13:32,942 --> 01:13:37,311
I have no desire to kill you or your brother.
I'm just here to pick up my girlfriend.
1273
01:13:37,313 --> 01:13:40,114
What the fuck, Clevon?
Shut the fuck up, Richie!
1274
01:13:40,116 --> 01:13:42,283
You're letting me down
in a big way!
1275
01:13:42,285 --> 01:13:45,119
I think you two have some issues
to talk about.
1276
01:13:45,121 --> 01:13:47,601
I'm just gonna
leave you to it.
1277
01:13:51,027 --> 01:13:53,460
Richie, get off!
1278
01:13:53,462 --> 01:13:57,198
Give me that... Ow! Hey!
What's with you and the biting?
1279
01:14:05,308 --> 01:14:06,941
Fuck.
1280
01:14:21,891 --> 01:14:23,824
Hey, what's happening?
1281
01:14:23,826 --> 01:14:26,827
Gorgeous.
1282
01:14:26,829 --> 01:14:30,731
Okay. What are you doing? What is that,
like tae kwon do or something?
1283
01:14:30,733 --> 01:14:34,702
It's karate. The thing is,
I don't do karate. So that's not fair.
1284
01:14:34,704 --> 01:14:36,837
You got a fucking gun
in your hand.
1285
01:14:36,839 --> 01:14:39,673
All right, well,
I'll tell you what.
1286
01:14:39,675 --> 01:14:43,911
If I promise to put the gun down,
will you not use karate?
1287
01:14:45,548 --> 01:14:47,147
Okay.
1288
01:14:47,149 --> 01:14:50,384
All right, I'm gonna put the gun down.
We're all good.
1289
01:14:50,386 --> 01:14:52,853
Ow! Fuck!
That was karate!
1290
01:14:52,855 --> 01:14:55,556
That's definitely karate!
1291
01:14:55,558 --> 01:14:58,058
Wait a sec!
Wait a second!
1292
01:15:01,430 --> 01:15:03,697
Oh-ho-ho!
That's a grenade.
1293
01:15:03,699 --> 01:15:07,001
What's the plan here?
It's a small room.
1294
01:15:07,003 --> 01:15:09,703
Th-This is bad.
It's real bad.
1295
01:15:09,705 --> 01:15:11,538
Why do you have
a grenade?
1296
01:15:11,540 --> 01:15:13,374
Never mind.
1297
01:15:13,376 --> 01:15:15,109
I don't wanna die.
1298
01:15:15,111 --> 01:15:16,944
Yeah.
1299
01:15:16,946 --> 01:15:20,381
Okay, hold on a second.
Just stay still. Okay.
1300
01:15:20,383 --> 01:15:23,450
Just breathe. Just breathe.
Now you're making me nervous.
1301
01:15:23,452 --> 01:15:26,387
Okay, you're shaking a little bit. Shh.
Be careful. Be careful.
1302
01:15:26,389 --> 01:15:30,024
We're gonna do this
together. Ready? One, two, three.
1303
01:15:30,026 --> 01:15:32,293
There we go.
Yeah.
1304
01:15:32,295 --> 01:15:35,062
We did that.
Why don't you sit down?
1305
01:15:35,064 --> 01:15:38,198
Go ahead, sit down.
Relax. Just breathe.
1306
01:15:38,200 --> 01:15:41,769
Out through the nose, in through the mouth.
1307
01:15:41,771 --> 01:15:44,705
- Freeze!
- Hey! Whoa! Steve!
1308
01:15:44,707 --> 01:15:46,106
Look at you.
1309
01:15:46,108 --> 01:15:48,943
That's my man Steve.
What's happening?
1310
01:15:48,945 --> 01:15:53,414
Well, there's no way I could get my gun.
You got a little red dot on my heart.
1311
01:15:53,416 --> 01:15:56,650
I mean, I don't think I could.
Could I?
1312
01:15:56,652 --> 01:15:58,652
Hey.
1313
01:15:58,654 --> 01:16:02,122
Your bosses are in the other room
trying to kill each other.
1314
01:16:02,124 --> 01:16:05,426
Do you hate me? You wanna kill me?
Is that important to you?
1315
01:16:05,428 --> 01:16:08,662
It's not worth it to me.
I'm just here to pick up my girlfriend.
1316
01:16:08,664 --> 01:16:12,266
So you know what? Here's what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna put my gun down.
1317
01:16:12,268 --> 01:16:13,534
Okay?
1318
01:16:17,573 --> 01:16:19,239
What's the move, Steve?
1319
01:16:27,483 --> 01:16:30,851
You know what? I like you more than those
motherfuckers anyway, man.
1320
01:16:30,853 --> 01:16:32,586
I like you too, man.
1321
01:16:32,588 --> 01:16:35,756
Hey, you know Bruce?
Bruce, Steve. Yeah. We met at the office.
1322
01:16:35,758 --> 01:16:39,460
Bruce is having a hard day.
Maybe you could look after him for a while.
1323
01:16:39,462 --> 01:16:41,762
I gotta go. I'll see you.
1324
01:16:45,868 --> 01:16:48,202
Hey!
1325
01:16:53,142 --> 01:16:54,908
- Hey, Monster.
- Hi, honey.
1326
01:16:55,611 --> 01:16:56,810
Oww!
Sorry.
1327
01:16:56,812 --> 01:16:58,379
That was thoughtless.
1328
01:16:58,381 --> 01:17:00,047
Terribly sorry.
1329
01:17:01,183 --> 01:17:04,018
What?
What are you waiting for?
1330
01:17:04,020 --> 01:17:06,286
Gosh, you're cute.
1331
01:17:07,823 --> 01:17:09,790
You just like me
tied up.
1332
01:17:09,792 --> 01:17:11,625
You pervert.
1333
01:17:12,628 --> 01:17:14,328
It's true.
Yes, I see it now.
1334
01:17:14,330 --> 01:17:17,898
It's true. Okay.
Get in here. Come here.
1335
01:17:17,900 --> 01:17:19,666
Mine now.
1336
01:17:19,668 --> 01:17:21,268
Like that?
It's mine now.
1337
01:17:22,905 --> 01:17:25,406
Why are we going
so slowly?
1338
01:17:25,408 --> 01:17:28,842
I'm a little afraid of that guy
with the tank top. Oh, Johnny Moon?
1339
01:17:28,844 --> 01:17:30,978
Yeah.
Is that his name?
1340
01:17:30,980 --> 01:17:33,247
I know.
It's so stupid. Ridiculous.
1341
01:17:33,249 --> 01:17:35,549
You know, he spit on my face.
What?
1342
01:17:35,551 --> 01:17:38,552
That's not the worst of it.
He made fun of my nose.
1343
01:17:38,554 --> 01:17:41,522
- Oh, no. I like how the nose looks.
- You do?
1344
01:17:41,524 --> 01:17:45,225
Yeah, 'cause it's like... it feels like
everybody's having a good time.
1345
01:17:45,227 --> 01:17:47,928
Yeah, well,
ideally they are, you know, but...
1346
01:17:49,698 --> 01:17:52,032
Oh!
1347
01:17:52,034 --> 01:17:54,701
Baby. Oh, my God.
Are you okay?
1348
01:17:54,703 --> 01:17:56,870
Knock it off, Francis.
1349
01:17:56,872 --> 01:17:58,705
Get out!
1350
01:17:58,707 --> 01:18:02,209
Get outta here!
Get out! Run!
1351
01:18:02,211 --> 01:18:06,080
All right, wait a second.
Let's talk about this.
1352
01:18:23,766 --> 01:18:25,299
Come on.
1353
01:18:37,079 --> 01:18:39,613
He must really like you.
1354
01:18:39,615 --> 01:18:43,317
I sure hope so, 'cause otherwise coming
to save me and killing all these guys
1355
01:18:43,319 --> 01:18:45,986
is sending some
seriously mixed messages.
1356
01:18:49,225 --> 01:18:52,226
God, can you not
laugh right now?
1357
01:18:52,228 --> 01:18:57,097
I've got blood in my ass crack
and my face hurts from you guys hitting me.
1358
01:18:57,099 --> 01:18:59,733
You're being a real ass,
you know.
1359
01:18:59,735 --> 01:19:03,003
You know, it's funny,
you being down there and me up here.
1360
01:19:03,005 --> 01:19:06,273
It reminds me of when I was little.
There was this kid, Eric.
1361
01:19:06,275 --> 01:19:09,443
This is gonna be a great story, I can tell.
No, no.
1362
01:19:09,445 --> 01:19:12,446
Now, this kid, he would
pick on me every day, man.
1363
01:19:12,448 --> 01:19:16,250
He would scrunch up
my lunch bag every day.
1364
01:19:16,252 --> 01:19:19,686
And I thought, you know, that kid,
he's bigger than me.
1365
01:19:19,688 --> 01:19:21,288
He's stronger than me.
1366
01:19:21,290 --> 01:19:24,691
But... And you're gonna like this.
He had this turtle.
1367
01:19:26,262 --> 01:19:30,030
The most important part is,
he loved this turtle.
1368
01:19:31,167 --> 01:19:34,101
And I thought, you know,
I'm bigger than a turtle.
1369
01:19:34,103 --> 01:19:37,271
I'm stronger than a turtle.
1370
01:19:37,273 --> 01:19:41,408
And you know the sound a turtle makes
when you crush it?
1371
01:19:47,016 --> 01:19:48,715
Screams.
1372
01:19:50,319 --> 01:19:52,819
Now you're catching my drift,
right?
1373
01:19:52,821 --> 01:19:57,324
Clown Nose shows up, he sees you bleeding out,
gets him thrown off his game.
1374
01:19:57,326 --> 01:20:00,761
Squish.
Johnny Moon wins. Done.
1375
01:20:02,464 --> 01:20:04,364
You know,
1376
01:20:04,366 --> 01:20:08,535
truth is,
it wasn't about Eric.
1377
01:20:11,006 --> 01:20:13,240
Truth is...
1378
01:20:15,578 --> 01:20:19,012
you know,
I just love crushing turtles.
1379
01:20:29,858 --> 01:20:33,493
Aah! Oww! Fuck! Aah!
1380
01:20:34,530 --> 01:20:36,763
Ow!
1381
01:20:41,837 --> 01:20:43,570
Ow! You mother...
1382
01:20:53,749 --> 01:20:55,282
Just fuckin' die.
1383
01:21:02,358 --> 01:21:05,559
I like turtles, you dick!
1384
01:21:12,801 --> 01:21:14,801
Whoa!
1385
01:21:22,945 --> 01:21:24,645
Johnny, Richie's dead!
1386
01:21:24,647 --> 01:21:27,581
The guy you're calling is dead. Sorry.
What?
1387
01:21:27,583 --> 01:21:30,617
Hello? Hello!
1388
01:21:31,453 --> 01:21:34,321
Super-good.
Super-good.
1389
01:21:40,262 --> 01:21:43,130
It's not
that I'm angry with you.
1390
01:21:43,132 --> 01:21:45,699
It's just
that I'm disappointed.
1391
01:21:47,436 --> 01:21:49,569
I'm gonna take you
out into the desert,
1392
01:21:49,571 --> 01:21:53,607
I'm gonna dose you up
on something really, really special
1393
01:21:53,609 --> 01:21:57,077
and we're gonna reprogram
this shit out of your brain.
1394
01:21:57,079 --> 01:21:58,578
Too late for that.
1395
01:22:03,285 --> 01:22:04,965
This is bad.
1396
01:22:25,974 --> 01:22:28,408
Babe?
You here?
1397
01:22:33,349 --> 01:22:35,682
Where the fuck is Johnny?
1398
01:22:35,684 --> 01:22:37,984
And why do you have his phone?
1399
01:22:37,986 --> 01:22:40,187
Okay,
he told me to tell you
1400
01:22:40,189 --> 01:22:43,490
that he, um, wanted to go
to Canada to visit his girlfriend.
1401
01:22:43,492 --> 01:22:46,326
They met online. She designs jewelry.
She seems super-sweet.
1402
01:22:46,328 --> 01:22:49,029
- Shut the fuck up. Where is he?
- Okay.
1403
01:22:49,031 --> 01:22:51,064
Okay.
1404
01:22:51,066 --> 01:22:54,835
I did kill him.
I bashed him over the head with a statue.
1405
01:22:54,837 --> 01:22:57,337
And you're next.
1406
01:22:57,339 --> 01:23:00,006
No, you... You're lying.
1407
01:23:00,008 --> 01:23:02,342
You're lying!
1408
01:23:06,148 --> 01:23:07,647
Shit.
1409
01:23:07,649 --> 01:23:10,217
Oh, fuck!
You fucking bitch!
1410
01:23:10,219 --> 01:23:13,854
Oh, I'm sorry.
Did that hurt?
1411
01:23:13,856 --> 01:23:15,589
Fuck!
My fucking hand!
1412
01:23:23,332 --> 01:23:25,399
I told you
this would happen!
1413
01:23:25,401 --> 01:23:28,268
I told you,
but you didn't listen to me!
1414
01:23:28,270 --> 01:23:30,103
Nobody listens to me!
1415
01:23:30,105 --> 01:23:32,272
God!
1416
01:23:32,274 --> 01:23:35,642
I am a T. rex!
I am invincible!
1417
01:23:39,415 --> 01:23:42,883
Oh, well done.
This is great. Thanks for this.
1418
01:23:42,885 --> 01:23:44,451
Yeah?
1419
01:23:44,453 --> 01:23:47,888
This isn't exactly
how I saw the day going.
1420
01:23:47,890 --> 01:23:49,456
Really?
1421
01:23:52,528 --> 01:23:55,862
I promised Martha
I wouldn't kill anybody.
1422
01:23:55,864 --> 01:23:58,331
Oh, well, that's a relief.
1423
01:23:59,468 --> 01:24:01,601
I'll tell you what,
Francis.
1424
01:24:01,603 --> 01:24:04,204
I might not be the good guy
or whatever,
1425
01:24:04,206 --> 01:24:06,239
but it takes one
to know one.
1426
01:24:06,241 --> 01:24:08,742
I mean, look at you.
1427
01:24:08,744 --> 01:24:12,112
You look like
a fucking psychopath right now.
1428
01:24:12,114 --> 01:24:16,082
You think you're just gonna
walk out of this life and settle down?
1429
01:24:16,084 --> 01:24:20,353
You'll never be normal.
1430
01:24:21,056 --> 01:24:22,656
Good.
1431
01:24:26,929 --> 01:24:28,795
Hey!
1432
01:24:29,731 --> 01:24:31,765
Hey!
1433
01:24:31,767 --> 01:24:34,334
Who the fuck
wants to be normal anyway?
1434
01:24:34,336 --> 01:24:36,496
Oi, turn around,
you daft cunt!
1435
01:24:37,172 --> 01:24:38,805
Francis!
1436
01:24:38,807 --> 01:24:41,274
You're gonna make me
shoot you in the back?
1437
01:24:41,276 --> 01:24:44,978
The truth is,
you got boring, Hopper.
1438
01:24:55,491 --> 01:24:57,958
- Hey, Steve!
- You all right, buddy?
1439
01:24:57,960 --> 01:24:59,960
Yeah, I'm okay now.
1440
01:24:59,962 --> 01:25:01,761
Look at you, man.
1441
01:25:01,763 --> 01:25:04,965
The bounty on Hopper's,
like, $5 million.
1442
01:25:04,967 --> 01:25:08,168
What? This motherfucker
worth $5 million?
1443
01:25:08,170 --> 01:25:10,136
I'm rich, bitch!
1444
01:25:10,138 --> 01:25:12,672
Hey, you got
any green ones?
1445
01:25:12,674 --> 01:25:14,875
I saved a couple
for you.
1446
01:25:17,646 --> 01:25:19,379
Thanks, man.
Hey, dancer.
1447
01:25:19,381 --> 01:25:21,948
Yeah?
Thank you.
1448
01:25:21,950 --> 01:25:23,717
Hey, right on.
1449
01:25:25,153 --> 01:25:27,621
Hey, dummy.
Hey, baby.
1450
01:25:27,623 --> 01:25:29,689
You're all wet.
I am wet.
1451
01:25:29,691 --> 01:25:33,293
I missed you. I missed you.
1452
01:25:33,295 --> 01:25:35,462
Oh, where did you
get these?
1453
01:25:35,464 --> 01:25:37,564
I got 'em from Steve.
Steve?
1454
01:25:37,566 --> 01:25:39,633
Hey, Steve.
You know Steve?
1455
01:25:39,635 --> 01:25:42,202
Baby, your pupils
are super-dilated. Really?
1456
01:25:42,204 --> 01:25:44,237
Did you get shot
in the face?
1457
01:25:44,239 --> 01:25:47,173
Yeah.
I got shot in the face.
1458
01:25:47,175 --> 01:25:48,842
You did?
Yeah.
1459
01:25:48,844 --> 01:25:51,011
Who did that?
I'll bang him.
1460
01:25:51,013 --> 01:25:52,512
No, I banged him.
1461
01:25:52,514 --> 01:25:54,881
I banged him, and I banged
the other guy, yeah.
1462
01:25:54,883 --> 01:25:57,050
I banged them
right in their faces.
1463
01:25:57,052 --> 01:25:59,819
You banged two guys?
I banged two guys!
1464
01:25:59,821 --> 01:26:01,521
That's A-list killing,
Martha.
1465
01:26:01,523 --> 01:26:04,824
That's a clean sweep.
You got all the main bad guys.
1466
01:26:04,826 --> 01:26:05,992
Yeah?
Yeah.
1467
01:26:05,994 --> 01:26:09,162
Well, you know,
I... I make shit happen.
1468
01:26:09,164 --> 01:26:11,264
Confidence.
Yeah, confidence.
1469
01:26:11,266 --> 01:26:13,099
Fucking T. rex.
1470
01:26:13,101 --> 01:26:16,002
Rrrr!
1471
01:26:16,004 --> 01:26:19,906
Hey, listen. We gotta go
to the hospital real bad. Okay.
1472
01:26:24,913 --> 01:26:28,281
Okay. Let's go.
Let's go. You're right.
1473
01:26:28,283 --> 01:26:31,151
Hey, Steve,
can you give us a ride?
1474
01:26:53,475 --> 01:26:57,477
Where do you wanna go first?
Don't make me choose. You know I'm bad at this.
1475
01:26:57,479 --> 01:27:00,113
I'm so indecisive, it's like torture.
Okay.
1476
01:27:00,115 --> 01:27:03,984
I'll tell you what.
I got a plan. Oh, yeah?
1477
01:27:03,986 --> 01:27:08,088
Jalapeño, we go to Thailand
for the allosaurus dig.
1478
01:27:08,090 --> 01:27:12,125
Lime, we go to Brazil
for the pterodactyls.
1479
01:27:14,262 --> 01:27:17,998
Whichever one you pick,
that's the one you really wanted.
1480
01:27:23,171 --> 01:27:25,138
Targets in sight.
1481
01:27:25,140 --> 01:27:28,008
Snatch and grab as soon
as they leave the market.
1482
01:27:28,010 --> 01:27:30,710
Copy that.
Alpha team in position.
1483
01:27:32,414 --> 01:27:35,582
Oh! Jalapeño!
I'm really happy.
1484
01:27:35,584 --> 01:27:37,784
- I wanted it to be the jalapeño.
- Thailand?
1485
01:27:37,786 --> 01:27:39,586
Yeah!
Thailand it is.
1486
01:27:39,588 --> 01:27:44,691
- He's got nowhere to go.
- Echo Team, prepare for lockdown.
1487
01:27:44,693 --> 01:27:46,693
Target has something
in his hand.
1488
01:27:46,695 --> 01:27:48,261
Wait.
Could be a weapon.
1489
01:27:48,263 --> 01:27:50,463
- What's he doing?
- Echo Team, what can you see?
1490
01:27:50,465 --> 01:27:53,800
What's he doing?
We've lost visual contact with the female target.
1491
01:27:53,802 --> 01:27:55,635
We've been spotted.
Shit!
1492
01:27:55,637 --> 01:27:58,371
Where's the girl?
Who's got eyes on the girl?
1493
01:27:58,373 --> 01:28:01,474
Oh, shit.
1494
01:28:01,476 --> 01:28:03,943
What you looking at?
1495
01:28:05,147 --> 01:28:07,781
♪ Y-Y-You're just my type ♪
1496
01:28:09,151 --> 01:28:13,553
♪ Oh, you got a pulse
and you are breathin' ♪
1497
01:28:13,555 --> 01:28:16,823
♪ Y-Y-You're just my type ♪
1498
01:28:16,825 --> 01:28:20,593
♪ Oh, I think it's time
that we get leavin' ♪
1499
01:28:21,963 --> 01:28:24,631
♪ Y-Y-You're just my type ♪
1500
01:28:25,834 --> 01:28:28,902
♪ Oooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
1501
01:28:30,172 --> 01:28:32,272
♪ When there's lovin'
in the air ♪
1502
01:28:34,009 --> 01:28:36,843
♪ Don't fight it ♪
Son of a bitch!
1503
01:28:36,845 --> 01:28:38,712
♪ Just keep breathin' ♪
1504
01:28:38,714 --> 01:28:41,848
♪ I can't help myself
but stare ♪
1505
01:28:41,850 --> 01:28:46,252
♪ Double-check
for double meanings ♪
1506
01:28:46,254 --> 01:28:48,254
♪ I'm a man who's got ♪
1507
01:28:48,256 --> 01:28:52,826
♪ Very specific taste ♪
1508
01:28:54,029 --> 01:28:58,264
♪ Y-Y-You're just my type ♪
1509
01:28:58,266 --> 01:29:02,068
♪ Oh, you've got a pulse and you are breathin' ♪
Ow! What the fuck!
1510
01:29:02,838 --> 01:29:05,271
♪ Y-Y-You're just my type ♪
1511
01:29:05,273 --> 01:29:09,943
♪ Oh, I think it's time
that we get leavin' ♪
1512
01:29:10,712 --> 01:29:14,547
♪ Y-Y-You're just my type ♪
1513
01:29:14,549 --> 01:29:17,784
♪ Oooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
1514
01:29:54,790 --> 01:29:58,391
♪ Oooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
1515
01:29:59,628 --> 01:30:03,096
♪ Y-Y-You're just my type ♪
1516
01:30:03,098 --> 01:30:07,600
♪ Oh, you got a pulse
and you are breathin' ♪
1517
01:30:07,602 --> 01:30:11,004
♪ Y-Y-You're just my type ♪
1518
01:30:11,006 --> 01:30:15,441
♪ Oh, I think it's time
that we get leavin' ♪
1519
01:30:15,443 --> 01:30:22,916
♪ Y-Y-You're just my type ♪
1520
01:30:28,957 --> 01:30:31,825
♪ One, I got you in my sight ♪
1521
01:30:31,827 --> 01:30:34,127
♪ Aimin' for Mr. Right ♪
1522
01:30:34,129 --> 01:30:38,031
♪ You're my target now
So don't you dare put up a fight ♪
1523
01:30:38,033 --> 01:30:39,933
♪ This is a love game ♪
1524
01:30:39,935 --> 01:30:41,968
♪ You're drivin' me insane ♪
1525
01:30:41,970 --> 01:30:44,938
♪ I just wanna go
bang-bang, bang-bang ♪
1526
01:30:44,940 --> 01:30:46,973
♪ One,
I'll pull your trigger ♪
1527
01:30:46,975 --> 01:30:48,842
♪ Two,
down goes the zipper ♪
1528
01:30:48,844 --> 01:30:50,844
♪ Ooh, I'm tops
You're bigger ♪
1529
01:30:50,846 --> 01:30:52,879
♪ What a fool
Better hit you quicker ♪
1530
01:30:52,881 --> 01:30:54,714
♪ One,
I'll pull your trigger ♪
1531
01:30:54,716 --> 01:30:56,683
♪ Two,
down goes the zipper ♪
1532
01:30:56,685 --> 01:30:58,718
♪ Ooh, I'm tops
You're bigger ♪
1533
01:30:58,720 --> 01:31:00,653
♪ What a fool
Better hit you quicker ♪
1534
01:31:00,655 --> 01:31:02,655
♪ Bang, bang
Get up after that ♪
1535
01:31:02,657 --> 01:31:05,358
♪ Bang, bang
Where you at now? ♪
1536
01:31:05,360 --> 01:31:06,459
♪ Get up after that ♪
1537
01:31:06,461 --> 01:31:08,328
♪ Love you with a bang-bang ♪
1538
01:31:08,330 --> 01:31:10,230
♪ Bang, bang
Get up after that ♪
1539
01:31:10,232 --> 01:31:13,066
♪ Bang, bang
Where you at now? ♪
1540
01:31:13,068 --> 01:31:14,667
♪ Get up after that ♪
1541
01:31:14,669 --> 01:31:16,769
♪ Love you with a bang-bang ♪
1542
01:31:22,043 --> 01:31:23,910
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
1543
01:31:23,912 --> 01:31:26,012
♪ Boy, what you lookin' at? ♪
1544
01:31:26,014 --> 01:31:28,748
♪ Girl, those crosshairs
point to you ♪
1545
01:31:28,750 --> 01:31:31,851
♪ Love you with a gun
Go bang-bang that's just what I'll do ♪
1546
01:31:31,853 --> 01:31:33,820
♪ One,
I'll pull your trigger ♪
1547
01:31:33,822 --> 01:31:35,722
♪ Two,
down goes the zipper ♪
1548
01:31:35,724 --> 01:31:37,490
♪ Ooh, I'm tops
You're bigger ♪
1549
01:31:37,492 --> 01:31:39,692
♪ What a fool
Better hit you quicker ♪
1550
01:31:39,694 --> 01:31:41,694
♪ One,
I'll pull your trigger ♪
1551
01:31:41,696 --> 01:31:43,563
♪ Two,
down goes the zipper ♪
1552
01:31:43,565 --> 01:31:45,365
♪ Ooh, I'm tops
You're bigger ♪
1553
01:31:45,367 --> 01:31:47,333
♪ What a fool
Better hit you quicker ♪
1554
01:31:47,335 --> 01:31:49,335
♪ Bang, bang
Get up after that ♪
1555
01:31:49,337 --> 01:31:52,071
♪ Bang, bang
Where you at now? ♪
1556
01:31:52,073 --> 01:31:53,506
♪ Get up after that ♪
1557
01:31:53,508 --> 01:31:55,174
♪ Love you with a bang-bang ♪
1558
01:31:55,176 --> 01:31:57,210
♪ Bang, bang
Get up after that ♪
1559
01:31:57,212 --> 01:31:59,946
♪ Bang, bang
Where you at now? ♪
1560
01:31:59,948 --> 01:32:01,214
♪ Get up after that ♪
1561
01:32:01,216 --> 01:32:03,816
♪ Love you with a bang-bang ♪
1562
01:32:09,024 --> 01:32:11,457
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, ooh ♪
1563
01:32:14,863 --> 01:32:16,796
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
1564
01:32:16,798 --> 01:32:18,631
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
1565
01:32:18,633 --> 01:32:20,633
♪ One ♪
1566
01:32:20,635 --> 01:32:22,568
♪ I'll pull your trigger ♪
1567
01:32:22,570 --> 01:32:24,737
♪ Two ♪
1568
01:32:24,739 --> 01:32:26,306
♪ Down goes the zipper ♪
1569
01:32:26,308 --> 01:32:28,308
♪ One,
I'll pull your trigger ♪
1570
01:32:28,310 --> 01:32:30,276
♪ Two,
down goes the zipper ♪
1571
01:32:30,278 --> 01:32:32,211
♪ Ooh, I'm tops
You're bigger ♪
1572
01:32:32,213 --> 01:32:34,314
♪ What a fool
Better hit you quicker ♪
1573
01:32:34,316 --> 01:32:36,249
♪ Bang, bang ♪
1574
01:32:36,251 --> 01:32:38,217
♪ Bang, bang
Get up after that ♪
1575
01:32:38,219 --> 01:32:40,920
♪ Bang, bang
Where you at now? ♪
1576
01:32:40,922 --> 01:32:41,988
♪ Get up after that ♪
1577
01:32:41,990 --> 01:32:43,990
♪ Love you with a bang-bang ♪
1578
01:32:43,992 --> 01:32:45,992
♪ Bang, bang
Get up after that ♪
1579
01:32:45,994 --> 01:32:48,895
♪ Bang, bang
Where you at now? ♪
1580
01:32:48,897 --> 01:32:49,896
♪ Get up after that ♪
1581
01:32:49,898 --> 01:32:52,532
♪ Love you with a bang-bang ♪♪
1581
01:32:53,305 --> 01:32:59,452
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