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(CAR HORN HONKING)
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(CHILDREN GIGGLING)
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BOY: Whoa. Whoa!
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(CHILDREN SHOUTING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(CHUCKLING THEN GRUNTING)
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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BOY: Huh?
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Awesome.
Great use of your chin as a brake, honey.
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Don't eat too much sand.
You'll spoil your dinner.
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- WOMAN #1: Look, it's Superman.
- WOMAN #2: Superman!
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WOMAN #3: It's the Man of Steel!
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He's going to save us.
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Whoo! Superman! Ha-ha-ha.
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Wait, what is he saving us from? Lunch?
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Yeah, it's a pretty nice day.
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(BIZARRO GRUNTS)
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(GROANING)
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(BOTH SHOUTING)
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Ha-ha-ha. Huh?
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(CHILDREN CHEERING AND GIGGLING)
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Huh?
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(GIGGLING AND LAUGHING)
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Bizarro save tiny people
from tentacle creature.
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(GRUNTS)
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(WHIMPERS)
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Bizarro no like calamari.
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(SCREAMING)
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- Aah!
- My baby!
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(BOTH CONTINUE SCREAMING)
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(CHILDREN GIGGLING)
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- Oh.
- BOY: Mommy.
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Don't worry. They're just fine.
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But this one spit up a little sand
when I caught him.
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Thank you, Superman.
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You saved my child from your crazy brother.
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Oh, no. No, no, no.
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That's not my brother.
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It... I mean, he, was created when Lex Luthor
hit me with a duplicator ray...
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...to make a clone of me he could control.
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Excuse me.
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(BIZARRO GRUNTING)
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Bizarro, put that down.
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Bizarro put down.
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Down means up, up means down.
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Why does everything
have to be backwards with you?
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Bizarro help Superman save Metropolis
from tentacle creature.
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Why is it every time you try to help,
Metropolis ends up destroyed?
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- That octopus isn't a creature.
- Oh.
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- It isn't even an octopus. It's not dangerous.
- Huh?
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(GROANS)
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(WHISTLING)
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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Ha-ha-ha. Boom.
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My car! Do you know how long
it took me to assemble?
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There were, like, so many bricks.
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Can you take your identical twin
somewhere else?
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Twins? Oh, no.
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He's actually the opposite of me
in every way.
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(CHILDREN SCREAMING)
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Ha! Bizarro save Metropolis.
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Bizarro save home.
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MAN #1: Hey, who's gonna pay for this?
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WOMAN #1: Someone might have
gotten hurt in all of this.
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- You sure did.
- WOMAN #1: This is ridiculous.
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You know, I recently discovered a place that
needs your help even more than Metropolis.
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(GASPS)
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Let's not go.
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Follow me.
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I mean, don't follow me.
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Bizarro spy with his little eye,
something start with letter S.
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Space.
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How Superman know?
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(BEEPING)
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SUPERMAN: Should be around....
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Ah! Right there.
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(WHIRRING)
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Aah! Oh.
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(BIZARRO LAUGHING)
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BIZARRO: Pretty. Ha-ha-ha.
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(GRUNTING)
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Ugh!
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(SHOUTING)
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Ha-ha-ha. That tickled.
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Where you take Bizarro?
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Somewhere you can't get into trouble.
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This planet's physics are a little backwards.
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Just like you.
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It's going to be the perfect home.
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Home Metropolis.
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How I save Daily Planet?
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How I save people here?
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Hmm....
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Watch this.
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The Daily Planet, just like the one on Earth.
What do you think?
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Uh....
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Ah!
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Bizarro, that citizen is in trouble.
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Ha!
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Ah!
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(GRUNTING AND CHUCKLING)
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Ha!
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You nothing to worry for, citizen.
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Bizarro keep safe.
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Aah!
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I think I kill him.
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I think I kill him. Aah!
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No, no, he'll be just fine.
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He just needs to rest at home.
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Wait, he needs a home.
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Can you build him a home, Bizarro?
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Uh, Bizarro build.
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I'd wish you good luck, Bizarro,
but I know you'd take it the wrong way.
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(RUMBLING THEN ALL GASP)
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(RUMBLING CONTINUES)
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- MAN #1: It's Giganta!
- MAN #2: Run, run, run!
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MAN #3: What is that thing?
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(CAR ALARM BLARING)
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Out of my way.
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I don't wanna be pulling mini figs
out of my toes.
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The Daily Planet news building.
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Well, I got news for you.
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Print is dead.
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(GRUNTING)
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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(SCREAMING AND SHOUTING)
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(SHOUTS)
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(GRUNTING)
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This skyscraper is heavier than you think.
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(CHEERING AND LAUGHING)
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Now Clark Kent doesn't have to look
for a new job.
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(GRUNTING)
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By the Golden Girdle of Gaea, Giganta,
this is no way for a lady to act.
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Or dress. Animal prints are so last season.
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Leopard spots are the new black.
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And I'm gonna make you black and blue.
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Get back here.
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If you say so.
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(GRUNTING)
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The perfect distraction for the perfect plan.
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(GlBBERING)
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(WHIRRING)
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The Justice League will never figure out
what I'm really up to.
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BATMAN: Let me take a shot at it, Gorilla Grodd.
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You use your mind control helmet
to turn Giganta, Penguin...
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...Deathstroke and Captain Cold
into henchmen.
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So while Giganta wreaks havoc on Metropolis,
you go after your real prize.
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(GRUNTS)
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Pretty good guess,
and a lot of words on one breath.
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(WHIRRING NEARBY)
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(GRUNTS)
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- Ugh.
- Booyah!
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Bats knew you'd try that,
so he had me snatch your hypno-helmet.
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He's just so smart.
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(WHIRRING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(GROANS)
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Ugh!
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(GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTS)
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Grodd had us under mind control.
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DEATHSTROKE: We're stealing for you?
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That's cold, man.
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This heist better be for something good.
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- Huh?
- Aah!
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Bananas?
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Ha, ha. Bananas?
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I like bananas? Ha-ha-ha.
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DEATHSTROKE: Nobody makes a monkey out of me.
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Let's get out of here.
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(GROWLING AND GRUNTING)
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(CYBORG SHOUTING)
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(CHUCKLES)
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(QUACKING)
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- They're getting away.
- Relax, Cyborg. They won't get far.
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Hawkman, Operation Crop Duster.
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Flash, I need you after Captain Cold.
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I'm on it.
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BATMAN: Green Arrow, see if you have anything
in your quiver to take down a flightless bird.
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Copy that, Dark Knight.
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BATMAN: Plastic Man, I need you
to wrap up Deathstroke.
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Roger Dodger, Caped Crusader.
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Hawkman delivers.
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(HAWKMAN CAWING)
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Just my size.
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Gotcha.
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(GROWLS)
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Stay put, rookie.
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Wish I had a jetpack.
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(GRUNTING)
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(GRUNTING)
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GUY: Man, do I have to
do everything around here?
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Let me show you how a real hero does it.
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Say hello to my little friend
who's really big, and it's me.
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Wow, look, Superman...
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...Guy Gardner finally made something
as big as his ego.
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(GRUNTING)
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Say hello to the agony of the feet.
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(GROANING)
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(SHOUTING)
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Ow.
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Flash to Batman,
I'm hot on the trail of Captain Cold.
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Get it? Hot, cold, huh?
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I don't like tailgaters.
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Hmm.
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(GRUNTS)
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(SCREAMING)
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All right.
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Cool off in the icebox.
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(GRUNTING)
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(QUACKING THEN GASPS)
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- Ha-ha-ha.
- My favorite time of year: Duck season.
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(SCREAMING)
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(GRUNTS)
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Green Arrow to Batman.
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This Penguin is poached.
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Plastic Man versus Deathstroke?
That's a stretch.
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(SHOUTS)
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Whoo! That was close. Aah!
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(PLASTIC MAN SHOUTING)
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(CHUCKLES)
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- Aah!
- Oh.
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(GRUNTING)
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Plas to Batman,
I've got mine all wrapped up. Hee-haw!
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Wrapping things up here too.
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Superman to Batman.
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How's it going with that big gorilla?
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- Need any help?
- I don't need any help from you.
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BOY #1: Look, a monkey.
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(GRODD CHUCKLES THEN CHILDREN SHOUTING)
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(GASPS)
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(CHUCKLING AND CHEERING)
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(LAUGHING)
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(GASPS)
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(SCREAMING)
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(GRODD GRUNTING AND WHIMPERING)
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(GRODD GRUNTING)
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(ALL CHEERING)
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(CHEERING STOPS)
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Thanks, Batman.
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Hey, now, great takedown.
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But, you know, maybe next time, instead
of using children to stop supervillains...
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...feel free to call on your friends.
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I keep my friends close
and my enemies closer.
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I hope not much closer than this.
Hey, you're not implying that...
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(SINGING) We caught Gorilla Groddy
And now we're gonna party
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Villains going to prison
'Cause the Justice League is winning
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Booyah, yeah
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(BOYS LAUGHING THEN CYBORG WHOOPS)
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Great work out there, everyone.
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Especially our two new recruits:
Cyborg and Guy.
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The Man of Steel just said I did great.
Fist bump.
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I don't fist bump.
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Just glad I was there
to save Wonder Woman.
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Was that before or after Giganta
laid you down for a nap, rookie?
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- Hmm.
- Whoa.
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When we join forces, no evil can match us.
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That's why we formed the Justice League.
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Together we fight for the liberties
of all living creatures, great and small.
261
00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:31,479
BATMAN: I joined the league to keep an eye
on the most powerful being on Earth.
262
00:15:31,647 --> 00:15:34,190
The hearts and minds of man
are no mystery to me.
263
00:15:34,358 --> 00:15:36,818
But an alien Superman....
264
00:15:36,986 --> 00:15:41,323
Good thing I have my "just in case" box
of kryptonite.
265
00:15:41,490 --> 00:15:43,033
(SUPERMAN GASPS)
266
00:15:45,286 --> 00:15:48,121
I'm okay.
Not sure what came over me there.
267
00:15:48,289 --> 00:15:50,624
Must've eaten some bad buffalo wings.
268
00:15:50,958 --> 00:15:53,710
Now, where was I? Oh, yes, yes.
Next order of business.
269
00:15:53,878 --> 00:15:56,004
Flash is bored, again.
270
00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:58,632
Any ideas on some new activities
to keep him busy?
271
00:15:58,799 --> 00:16:01,009
- Archery.
- Ice sculpture.
272
00:16:01,177 --> 00:16:02,677
North American duck calls?
273
00:16:02,845 --> 00:16:05,347
- Ha, ha.
- Huh?
274
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:11,394
(DUCK CALLING)
275
00:16:11,562 --> 00:16:14,314
(QUACKING)
276
00:16:14,482 --> 00:16:17,275
Okay, what now? Ooh. Snack time.
277
00:16:17,443 --> 00:16:19,611
- SUPERMAN: A hero sandwich sounds good.
- PLASTIC MAN: Let's eat.
278
00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:21,488
- GREEN ARROW: Race you.
- HAWKMAN: Birdseed burrito time.
279
00:16:21,656 --> 00:16:23,239
CYBORG: Booyah!
280
00:16:23,407 --> 00:16:25,784
BATMAN: Hmm. Superman sure left in a big hurry.
281
00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:27,452
(ALARM WAILING)
282
00:16:29,497 --> 00:16:31,831
- Uh-oh. Trouble alert.
- Great Hera.
283
00:16:31,999 --> 00:16:36,461
There are reports of Superman
attacking LexCorp in Metropolis?
284
00:16:40,132 --> 00:16:42,801
Aha! I knew he would snap one day.
285
00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:45,929
I tried to warn everyone,
but no one would listen.
286
00:16:46,097 --> 00:16:47,097
CYBORG: Uh....
287
00:16:47,264 --> 00:16:49,307
We were just making sandwiches.
288
00:16:50,309 --> 00:16:52,268
Don't think I won't check that alibi.
289
00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:57,357
I have a pretty good idea
of who's behind this.
290
00:16:57,525 --> 00:17:00,777
Why don't I just take care
of this one solo, guys?
291
00:17:00,945 --> 00:17:04,072
I don't think so. Let's go.
292
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,032
(GROANS)
293
00:17:11,122 --> 00:17:12,831
GUY: What a mess.
294
00:17:12,999 --> 00:17:15,291
I'd hate to be the guy
who's responsible for this.
295
00:17:15,459 --> 00:17:16,584
(CYBORG GRUNTING)
296
00:17:16,752 --> 00:17:19,671
Yeah, really, guys, I've totally got this.
297
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:22,966
And miss all the action?
Uh-uh.
298
00:17:23,138 --> 00:17:24,884
(GROANS)
299
00:17:35,479 --> 00:17:40,150
Oh, look. Guns, guns, and more guns.
300
00:17:40,317 --> 00:17:41,776
Is this a villain lair?
301
00:17:41,944 --> 00:17:44,946
Oh, it's my first villain lair. Ha, ha.
302
00:17:45,114 --> 00:17:48,867
It seems Lex has been busy
plotting our demise.
303
00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:52,620
Even Superman's.
304
00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:55,790
Hmm. Mm-hm.
305
00:17:55,958 --> 00:17:57,917
All right.
306
00:17:58,085 --> 00:17:59,586
Okay.
307
00:17:59,754 --> 00:18:01,379
Ah.
308
00:18:01,547 --> 00:18:03,048
Hmm.
309
00:18:03,215 --> 00:18:05,633
Lex may be onto something with this one.
310
00:18:05,801 --> 00:18:08,136
And the directions are very easy to follow.
311
00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:12,307
Ah, Batman, leave it to you
to dispose of Lex's evil plans for me.
312
00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:14,893
Yeah, that's what I was doing.
313
00:18:15,853 --> 00:18:17,687
(DOOR OPENS)
314
00:18:17,855 --> 00:18:19,564
Took you long enough.
315
00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:21,775
My lab is practically destroyed.
316
00:18:21,942 --> 00:18:23,860
Lex Luthor.
317
00:18:24,195 --> 00:18:25,862
Do we really have to help this guy?
318
00:18:26,572 --> 00:18:28,448
What's that supposed to mean?
319
00:18:28,783 --> 00:18:31,076
Hello? Villain lair?
320
00:18:31,243 --> 00:18:34,162
You spend all day creating weapons
to destroy us.
321
00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:37,415
Hades himself would spurn you,
you treacherous snake.
322
00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:40,085
How many times have you framed
one of us for a crime...
323
00:18:40,252 --> 00:18:42,921
...and then run for president
on a platform to stop us?
324
00:18:43,672 --> 00:18:45,840
That reminds me.
325
00:18:46,008 --> 00:18:48,635
Vote for Lex.
326
00:18:50,888 --> 00:18:52,972
(GUY GRUNTING)
327
00:18:53,140 --> 00:18:56,726
That's going to look great on posters.
Now, stop him.
328
00:19:01,649 --> 00:19:03,566
Bizarro.
329
00:19:03,734 --> 00:19:05,652
BATMAN: Another alien.
330
00:19:05,820 --> 00:19:06,820
Whoa.
331
00:19:06,987 --> 00:19:08,655
Are you twins?
332
00:19:09,698 --> 00:19:11,866
Heh, heh. We are not twins.
333
00:19:12,451 --> 00:19:13,451
(GROANS)
334
00:19:13,619 --> 00:19:17,831
Great Scott,
the LexCorp duplicator ray that created you.
335
00:19:17,998 --> 00:19:20,667
You broke in here to steal it? But why?
336
00:19:20,835 --> 00:19:24,003
- Bizarro show you.
- Bizarro, don't!
337
00:19:24,713 --> 00:19:26,172
(ALL GRUNTING)
338
00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:30,635
(GRUNTING AND GROANING)
339
00:19:37,893 --> 00:19:39,477
(GRUNTING)
340
00:19:39,645 --> 00:19:41,104
Ugh!
341
00:19:42,606 --> 00:19:43,690
(GROANING)
342
00:19:53,951 --> 00:19:58,872
I Batzarro. World's worst detective.
343
00:19:59,039 --> 00:20:02,750
I Greenzarro. And I scared.
344
00:20:05,129 --> 00:20:06,671
I...
345
00:20:09,258 --> 00:20:10,884
...Cyzarro.
346
00:20:11,051 --> 00:20:15,305
I Bizarra. Pretty, pretty princess.
347
00:20:15,472 --> 00:20:16,681
(CHUCKLING)
348
00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:19,517
(GRUNTING)
349
00:20:19,810 --> 00:20:22,896
Bizarro, give me that ray
before you do any more damage.
350
00:20:23,981 --> 00:20:25,857
Nothing stop Bizarro.
351
00:20:26,025 --> 00:20:28,276
Not even Superman.
352
00:20:31,947 --> 00:20:34,199
Can we go? I scared.
353
00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:37,368
Okay. Let's stay.
354
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:44,626
You heard Bizarro. Stay.
355
00:20:45,961 --> 00:20:46,961
Hmm.
356
00:20:48,297 --> 00:20:51,966
"B-O-M-B."
357
00:20:52,676 --> 00:20:54,177
Boom.
358
00:20:59,516 --> 00:21:01,142
(BELL DINGING)
359
00:21:03,312 --> 00:21:06,105
(GROANING)
360
00:21:06,273 --> 00:21:08,358
(GRUNTING)
361
00:21:09,526 --> 00:21:10,610
That was weird.
362
00:21:10,778 --> 00:21:13,988
Your twin brother was way out of line there,
Superman.
363
00:21:14,156 --> 00:21:18,076
- The universe only needs one Guy Gardner.
- If that.
364
00:21:18,244 --> 00:21:21,788
How do we know this wasn't always
part of your secret alien plan?
365
00:21:21,956 --> 00:21:24,374
Because Bizarro can't keep secrets.
366
00:21:24,541 --> 00:21:26,417
He can barely keep his pants up.
367
00:21:26,585 --> 00:21:28,378
But why make duplicates of us?
368
00:21:28,545 --> 00:21:31,631
Duplicates with terrible hair
and unplucked eyebrows?
369
00:21:31,799 --> 00:21:35,176
I don't know, but if one Bizarro
can cause this much destruction...
370
00:21:35,761 --> 00:21:38,680
...think of what an entire
Bizarro League could do.
371
00:21:38,847 --> 00:21:41,015
And I think I know where they're going.
372
00:21:41,684 --> 00:21:43,017
Bizarro World.
373
00:21:43,185 --> 00:21:44,602
Let's go.
374
00:21:45,062 --> 00:21:49,524
BATMAN: So you want us to follow you
to some distant planet, huh?
375
00:21:49,692 --> 00:21:54,195
Well, I'll play your little game for now, alien.
376
00:21:59,201 --> 00:22:00,660
LEX: This is just great.
377
00:22:00,828 --> 00:22:04,247
They destroy my lab
and Bizarro takes the kryptonite bomb...
378
00:22:04,415 --> 00:22:08,042
...I was going to destroy Superman with.
379
00:22:08,210 --> 00:22:11,878
(CHUCKLING)
380
00:22:11,046 --> 00:22:13,339
(LAUGHING)
381
00:22:13,507 --> 00:22:15,049
(SHOUTING)
382
00:22:15,217 --> 00:22:16,926
Ow.
383
00:22:23,517 --> 00:22:25,018
WONDER WOMAN: Merciful Minerva.
384
00:22:25,185 --> 00:22:27,603
Bizarro's planet's a cube?
385
00:22:27,771 --> 00:22:29,564
Figures.
386
00:22:33,193 --> 00:22:35,945
I should warn you,
things here behave a little...
387
00:22:36,113 --> 00:22:37,739
Uh, Bizarro?
388
00:22:40,409 --> 00:22:41,659
(CYBORG SCREAMING)
389
00:22:44,246 --> 00:22:47,999
Ha! One Green Lantern rescue rocket
coming up.
390
00:22:52,212 --> 00:22:53,963
(CHICKEN CLUCKS THEN WONDER WOMAN GRUNTS)
391
00:22:54,423 --> 00:22:55,631
A chicken?
392
00:22:55,799 --> 00:22:57,842
Why does that not surprise me?
393
00:22:58,302 --> 00:23:02,180
Hey, at least I can still fly,
Wonderless Woman.
394
00:23:06,685 --> 00:23:07,727
CYBORG: Ugh!
395
00:23:08,228 --> 00:23:11,230
Chicken. How degrading.
396
00:23:11,398 --> 00:23:14,359
Yeah, I call that use of power ring
a clear "foul."
397
00:23:14,526 --> 00:23:16,652
Get it? Fowl? Ha, ha.
398
00:23:16,820 --> 00:23:21,282
This strange planet shows no evidence
of animals or plants.
399
00:23:21,617 --> 00:23:23,951
Well, there's a face-plant. Heh.
400
00:23:24,912 --> 00:23:25,953
(WHIRRING)
401
00:23:26,121 --> 00:23:29,290
These rocks are emitting
a weird form of radiation.
402
00:23:29,458 --> 00:23:32,502
Ooh. We should call it weirdiation, then.
403
00:23:32,669 --> 00:23:33,753
I like that name.
404
00:23:34,921 --> 00:24:00,001
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