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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,333 --> 00:00:04,125 Urgh, look at them. 2 00:00:04,359 --> 00:00:06,628 There's nothing worse than couples in love, 3 00:00:06,907 --> 00:00:08,549 especially when one of them is someone 4 00:00:08,709 --> 00:00:10,605 you've been dying to have sex with. 5 00:00:11,351 --> 00:00:13,773 That'll be Abby, the girl, in this case. 6 00:00:14,125 --> 00:00:16,743 She still has no idea how I feel about her.' 7 00:00:17,061 --> 00:00:18,618 Shall we go out tonight? 8 00:00:20,288 --> 00:00:21,628 It's Wednesday. 9 00:00:22,496 --> 00:00:23,496 So? 10 00:00:24,370 --> 00:00:27,263 Oh, come on. I'm in the mood for some fun. 11 00:00:28,184 --> 00:00:30,366 We are going out for my birthday, aren't we? 12 00:00:30,990 --> 00:00:34,446 Yeah, that's the 4th of June, six weeks away. 13 00:00:37,954 --> 00:00:40,748 Or how about we... 14 00:00:41,730 --> 00:00:42,807 we... 15 00:00:44,282 --> 00:00:45,918 I hate it when people do that, 16 00:00:46,038 --> 00:00:49,914 say the first bit of the sentence aloud, then whisper the interesting bit... 17 00:00:50,034 --> 00:00:53,383 That's because it's private and I don't want you to hear. 18 00:00:54,459 --> 00:00:56,068 Sorry. Did I say that out aloud? 19 00:00:58,032 --> 00:00:59,032 Sorry. 20 00:01:00,950 --> 00:01:01,948 In the shower? 21 00:01:02,294 --> 00:01:04,294 I tend to think of showers as for after. 22 00:01:04,414 --> 00:01:06,588 You know, to scrub the sex off. 23 00:01:07,852 --> 00:01:09,527 For crying out loud, Karl. 24 00:01:09,647 --> 00:01:12,812 The woman is offering you sexy intercourse. 25 00:01:12,932 --> 00:01:14,342 Don't turn it down! 26 00:01:14,462 --> 00:01:16,494 Are you insane in the mind? 27 00:01:16,614 --> 00:01:19,431 Take her upstairs, climb into the shower 28 00:01:19,551 --> 00:01:22,398 and do some wet nailing! 29 00:01:22,518 --> 00:01:24,866 Cos if you don't, my friend, I will! 30 00:01:26,434 --> 00:01:28,703 Sometimes I wish I could just say what's on my mind. 31 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:31,263 Life would be so much easier. 32 00:01:32,243 --> 00:01:33,512 I'm going out. 33 00:01:37,042 --> 00:01:38,094 How about 34 00:01:39,164 --> 00:01:40,779 we have sex in your bed, 35 00:01:41,340 --> 00:01:44,178 but we do it in more than one position? 36 00:02:09,519 --> 00:02:11,903 I personally wanted to get this to you so that... 37 00:02:14,594 --> 00:02:16,084 You're poking out... 38 00:02:16,317 --> 00:02:17,028 What? 39 00:02:17,922 --> 00:02:18,945 Your penis. 40 00:02:24,286 --> 00:02:25,348 Sorry about that. 41 00:02:26,530 --> 00:02:28,423 Don't be so childish, Bitchman. 42 00:02:29,389 --> 00:02:32,148 - Everyone gets morning glory. - It's two in the afternoon. 43 00:02:32,475 --> 00:02:35,238 Yeah, well, I've just got up, so it's morning to me. 44 00:02:36,775 --> 00:02:38,834 Your grandmother consigned this property to you 45 00:02:38,954 --> 00:02:40,562 on condition{that you} to sustain the payments. 46 00:02:40,682 --> 00:02:42,152 You've neglected those terms. 47 00:02:42,649 --> 00:02:44,508 I didn't understand a word of that. 48 00:02:44,985 --> 00:02:48,583 - You have to pay the mortgage. - I haven't got a job. 49 00:02:49,410 --> 00:02:51,428 Why don't you get one? 50 00:02:57,487 --> 00:03:00,623 I've never understood why people frown upon getting out of bed late. 51 00:03:01,370 --> 00:03:04,159 Surely if my body naturally wakes up at 2pm, 52 00:03:04,279 --> 00:03:06,694 that's natures way of telling me "it's OK". 53 00:03:07,447 --> 00:03:08,279 Nope. 54 00:03:09,655 --> 00:03:10,487 Nope. 55 00:03:11,406 --> 00:03:12,238 Nope. 56 00:03:12,472 --> 00:03:14,423 Jesus! Eddie! 57 00:03:15,403 --> 00:03:18,240 You scared the hell out of me. You've gotta stop doing that! 58 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:19,360 Sorry. 59 00:03:19,899 --> 00:03:21,868 So, you're looking for a job? 60 00:03:23,373 --> 00:03:25,475 I thought it was time I started looking. 61 00:03:25,595 --> 00:03:28,188 But they all want CVs and references and shit. 62 00:03:28,657 --> 00:03:29,468 And shit? 63 00:03:30,459 --> 00:03:32,512 Just CVs and references. 64 00:03:33,642 --> 00:03:35,978 Why can't you get a reference from a previous job? 65 00:03:36,730 --> 00:03:39,988 DON'S LAST 6 JOBS 66 00:03:43,077 --> 00:03:44,028 You're fired. 67 00:03:44,815 --> 00:03:45,788 You're fired. 68 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:49,108 You're fired. 69 00:03:51,722 --> 00:03:52,628 You're fired. 70 00:03:54,129 --> 00:03:55,281 Wait, wait. 71 00:04:00,839 --> 00:04:02,508 Wherever you are, you're fired. 72 00:04:02,730 --> 00:04:05,828 Yeah, I think we're gonna have to assume a reference is a no go. 73 00:04:08,742 --> 00:04:10,383 Hmm, indeed. 74 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:14,541 What job requires absolutely no qualifications, 75 00:04:14,793 --> 00:04:17,668 no experience and no-one liking you? 76 00:04:24,610 --> 00:04:25,836 Hey, excuse me. 77 00:04:29,176 --> 00:04:31,888 - Handsome! Do you fancy signing up? - Piss off! 78 00:04:32,672 --> 00:04:33,632 Rapist! 79 00:04:37,670 --> 00:04:38,523 I'm Anna. 80 00:04:38,929 --> 00:04:39,988 You're forward. 81 00:04:40,850 --> 00:04:41,868 What do you mean? 82 00:04:43,138 --> 00:04:44,656 Oh, right. You work here, too? 83 00:04:45,975 --> 00:04:48,612 What did you think? I was just hitting on you in the street? 84 00:04:49,282 --> 00:04:51,108 Why's that so funny? It could happen. 85 00:04:51,575 --> 00:04:52,820 Yeah, right. 86 00:04:52,940 --> 00:04:56,588 Suddenly I could see a point to doing charity work. 87 00:04:57,251 --> 00:04:58,407 Anyway, I'm Don. 88 00:04:59,090 --> 00:05:00,948 - I'm new. - No, you're not. 89 00:05:01,651 --> 00:05:03,308 - What do you mean? - You're old. 90 00:05:04,832 --> 00:05:06,870 You are a cheeky madam, aren't you? 91 00:05:06,990 --> 00:05:08,758 What you doing this job for? 92 00:05:08,878 --> 00:05:09,989 You a bit special? 93 00:05:12,242 --> 00:05:13,760 No, I'm actually loaded. 94 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:16,948 But don't tell the others, I don't want to embarrass them. 95 00:05:17,170 --> 00:05:19,628 No, I'm just doing this cos I want to give a little back. 96 00:05:20,525 --> 00:05:22,050 By taking a little? 97 00:05:24,668 --> 00:05:26,567 I suppose I'll be seeing you around then? 98 00:05:27,130 --> 00:05:29,421 If you don't mind being seen talking to a geriatric? 99 00:05:29,541 --> 00:05:31,788 I happen to find older men sexy. 100 00:05:32,599 --> 00:05:36,863 - I'd like to sign up for your charity. - I wouldn't bother, mate, it's rubbish. 101 00:05:40,763 --> 00:05:43,343 - How'd it go? - Great. Yeah, great. 102 00:05:44,217 --> 00:05:45,948 It was... let me see, embarrassing... 103 00:05:47,603 --> 00:05:48,548 humiliating... 104 00:05:49,570 --> 00:05:51,337 And degrading. 105 00:05:53,351 --> 00:05:55,431 - But... - I love buts. 106 00:05:59,270 --> 00:06:01,068 I met a foxy chicken today. 107 00:06:01,712 --> 00:06:02,854 She's only 20. 108 00:06:04,378 --> 00:06:06,287 But then, look, I'm only 29, you know? 109 00:06:06,586 --> 00:06:09,918 We're both in our 20s, we're both young and free and... 110 00:06:10,270 --> 00:06:12,250 What I'm saying is, it's not a big age gap. 111 00:06:12,370 --> 00:06:13,988 Hang on, what about Abby? 112 00:06:14,544 --> 00:06:18,331 Look, I can't keep chasing her and getting knock backs. 113 00:06:18,451 --> 00:06:21,308 I have my reputation to keep. You're sure you want to keep that? 114 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:23,096 Look, 115 00:06:23,683 --> 00:06:27,188 if Abby wants to go out with panda eyes, let her. 116 00:06:27,619 --> 00:06:28,762 Look, Singh, 117 00:06:28,882 --> 00:06:32,852 what you have to understand about me is love just doesn't suit me. 118 00:06:32,972 --> 00:06:34,915 You know, it just doesn't fit. 119 00:06:35,035 --> 00:06:37,712 It's at least one size too small. 120 00:06:39,410 --> 00:06:43,104 I'm a loner, a shark, a player, you know? 121 00:06:45,286 --> 00:06:47,598 You won't find me as one half of a couple. 122 00:06:47,718 --> 00:06:51,679 I don't come in a pair. No way. I'm not a Twix, no. 123 00:06:52,358 --> 00:06:53,155 I'm a... 124 00:06:54,389 --> 00:06:55,167 Twick. 125 00:06:55,743 --> 00:06:57,903 But what about this young lady you want to court? 126 00:06:58,690 --> 00:07:01,709 Well, exactly. I want to court her, 127 00:07:02,445 --> 00:07:04,056 not go out with her. 128 00:07:04,845 --> 00:07:08,492 I'm telling you, Eddie. If you saw her, you'd get fizzy balls! 129 00:07:08,612 --> 00:07:09,948 Why? What's wrong with her? 130 00:07:10,708 --> 00:07:12,002 Never mind. 131 00:07:16,648 --> 00:07:18,183 Yeah, laugh it up, bitch. 132 00:07:18,303 --> 00:07:19,868 What are you wearing that for? 133 00:07:20,596 --> 00:07:23,583 Don's got a new job. Really? Yeah. He's gonna be a charity collector. 134 00:07:24,223 --> 00:07:25,828 - He's a chugger? - What? 135 00:07:26,260 --> 00:07:27,626 Charity mugger. 136 00:07:28,020 --> 00:07:29,028 Ch-ugger. 137 00:07:29,250 --> 00:07:30,625 Hello. I am here. 138 00:07:31,191 --> 00:07:33,295 Yeah, clearly this top isn't working. 139 00:07:33,570 --> 00:07:36,908 I think you're brave, cos I couldn't deal with all that rejection. 140 00:07:37,130 --> 00:07:39,543 Oh, don't worry, Don's used to all that! 141 00:07:41,103 --> 00:07:42,978 Impressive career choice, Don. 142 00:07:43,098 --> 00:07:46,543 What are the opportunities like in chugging these days? 143 00:07:47,003 --> 00:07:50,188 Well, I'm not obsessed with career like you. 144 00:07:51,395 --> 00:07:53,985 I just wanna do my bit for the world. 145 00:07:55,076 --> 00:07:58,127 Plus it was the only job he was qualified for. 146 00:07:59,114 --> 00:08:00,629 What? No, Eddie! 147 00:08:01,397 --> 00:08:04,369 There's no need to taunt him. Now, hurry up! We're gonna be late. 148 00:08:08,356 --> 00:08:11,386 I'd like to donate some money, if I may? 149 00:08:11,919 --> 00:08:15,103 - Come off it, I'm not at work now! - No, no, no. I wanna help you out. 150 00:08:15,982 --> 00:08:17,219 - Really? - Yeah! 151 00:08:19,431 --> 00:08:20,316 Here. 152 00:08:22,162 --> 00:08:24,444 Ever seen one of these before? 153 00:08:25,591 --> 00:08:27,466 Nah, thought not. 154 00:08:28,138 --> 00:08:29,418 Put what you like on it! 155 00:08:31,146 --> 00:08:32,628 What do you say? 156 00:08:33,322 --> 00:08:36,553 - Oh, come off it, Karl. - No, you climb down from it. 157 00:08:37,759 --> 00:08:39,271 What's the magic word? 158 00:08:42,610 --> 00:08:44,028 I think you'll find it's, 159 00:08:44,711 --> 00:08:45,703 "Thank you". 160 00:08:48,856 --> 00:08:50,806 - Thank you, Karl. - Sorry, what was that? 161 00:08:50,926 --> 00:08:53,023 - Thank you, Karl. - My pleasure. 162 00:08:53,143 --> 00:08:57,216 Right, my work here is done. Now, I've left a beef Wellie in the oven. 163 00:08:57,392 --> 00:08:59,356 Take it out in 20 minutes. 164 00:08:59,639 --> 00:09:02,386 We need to hurry because it starts at seven. Come on. 165 00:09:02,506 --> 00:09:05,588 OK. Must get down to the centre. Can't neglect the OAPs. 166 00:09:05,985 --> 00:09:07,993 We'll give you a lift, if you like? 167 00:09:08,510 --> 00:09:10,263 - You don't mind? - Of course not. 168 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:12,176 I mean, I am a taxi driver after all. 169 00:09:12,296 --> 00:09:14,043 Great. How long have you been doing that? 170 00:09:14,163 --> 00:09:15,603 That's a joke. 171 00:09:17,810 --> 00:09:18,810 See you, Don! 172 00:09:20,242 --> 00:09:21,522 Oh, hang on! 173 00:09:24,250 --> 00:09:27,284 I was actually beginning to enjoy my humiliating job. 174 00:09:27,615 --> 00:09:30,271 Not because of the work, but because of the colleagues. 175 00:09:30,391 --> 00:09:31,139 Morning. 176 00:09:31,259 --> 00:09:32,568 This one in particular. 177 00:09:32,688 --> 00:09:34,444 - How's it going? - Yeah, not bad. 178 00:09:34,564 --> 00:09:37,007 I'm finally beginning to lure them in now 179 00:09:37,127 --> 00:09:38,828 I've got some strong opening lines. 180 00:09:39,050 --> 00:09:42,308 4 OF DON'S BEST OPENING LINES 181 00:09:43,036 --> 00:09:43,936 Help... 182 00:09:44,056 --> 00:09:46,524 with victims of ball cancer? 183 00:09:47,610 --> 00:09:50,224 If you don't donate, I'll pull the trigger. 184 00:09:54,450 --> 00:09:56,579 Excuse me, do something nice for charity? 185 00:09:57,102 --> 00:09:59,790 You bastard! I'm gonna kill you. 186 00:09:59,910 --> 00:10:02,036 I'm gonna climb into your room whilst you're sleeping 187 00:10:02,156 --> 00:10:05,079 and rip out your throat and shove it up your arse! 188 00:10:05,199 --> 00:10:06,988 Would you do something nice for charity? 189 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:09,508 What you doing later? Fancy going for a drink with me? 190 00:10:10,575 --> 00:10:12,190 - Yes, I do. - Cool. 191 00:10:12,732 --> 00:10:15,687 So I was going out with someone nearly a decade younger than me, 192 00:10:15,986 --> 00:10:18,365 but that's just one decade, one's a small number. 193 00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:20,158 Then in the autumn I'm going to uni. 194 00:10:20,278 --> 00:10:22,043 Anyway, it wasn't an issue. 195 00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:24,748 Don't wanna be doing this when I'm your age. No offence. 196 00:10:24,996 --> 00:10:26,263 None taken. 197 00:10:28,148 --> 00:10:30,508 Watcha. What's Bill Oddie doing here? 198 00:10:32,971 --> 00:10:34,525 That's their nickname for you. 199 00:10:35,814 --> 00:10:38,555 Cos you're old and all you do all day is watch birds. 200 00:10:40,915 --> 00:10:44,062 Very funny. Are you sure you're allowed to be in here? 201 00:10:44,530 --> 00:10:45,843 I say there, barman? 202 00:10:45,963 --> 00:10:48,823 I think there's some underage drinkers here. 203 00:10:50,402 --> 00:10:52,994 I've told you kids to stop drinking in my pub. 204 00:10:54,551 --> 00:10:56,981 I didn't know you were actually underage. 205 00:10:57,621 --> 00:10:59,748 - Nice job, Oddie. - What we gonna do now? 206 00:11:01,834 --> 00:11:03,327 I know a cool little pub. 207 00:11:09,090 --> 00:11:10,655 What is this place? 208 00:11:11,050 --> 00:11:13,103 This is a real pub, my friends. 209 00:11:13,930 --> 00:11:15,068 This place is AIDS. 210 00:11:15,823 --> 00:11:17,388 - What? - It's AIDS. 211 00:11:18,258 --> 00:11:19,663 That means it's bad. 212 00:11:19,783 --> 00:11:22,748 No, no. This is a cool little pub. 213 00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:24,604 I wanna kill myself. 214 00:11:25,050 --> 00:11:27,887 - There's no music. - You don't need music. 215 00:11:28,007 --> 00:11:30,663 Not when you've got genuine atmosphere. 216 00:11:34,275 --> 00:11:35,228 More drinks? 217 00:11:36,749 --> 00:11:38,263 Could I get a tenner, Don? 218 00:11:39,562 --> 00:11:40,660 Yeah, sure. 219 00:11:46,452 --> 00:11:48,789 Mate, have you heard the latest album by The Suicide Babies? 220 00:11:48,909 --> 00:11:52,722 - Yeah, it's gooch. - It ain't gooch. It's nasty. 221 00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:56,628 No way, man. The "New Death To Jesus" album, that's nasty. 222 00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:59,453 The Death to Jesus album? Mate, that album smells. 223 00:11:59,573 --> 00:12:01,777 That's a felch record. That is a felch record. 224 00:12:01,897 --> 00:12:04,027 It's felch. Felch, felch. 225 00:12:05,264 --> 00:12:07,748 Have you heard the new LP from Blur? 226 00:12:07,970 --> 00:12:09,680 - It's wicked. - Blur? 227 00:12:10,203 --> 00:12:10,868 LP? 228 00:12:11,747 --> 00:12:13,283 My dad likes Blur. 229 00:12:13,837 --> 00:12:16,147 Now, The Fists new tune. That's what I'm talking about. 230 00:12:16,918 --> 00:12:19,428 - I got The Fists on CD. - CD? 231 00:12:20,203 --> 00:12:22,470 No, I mean I downloaded it from iTunes. 232 00:12:22,590 --> 00:12:23,807 You paid for it? 233 00:12:24,909 --> 00:12:26,284 You illegally downloaded it? 234 00:12:26,404 --> 00:12:28,468 That is well out of order on the artist! 235 00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:34,143 What's up with him? Doesn't he speak? 236 00:12:35,346 --> 00:12:36,872 He's from Latvia. 237 00:12:37,700 --> 00:12:39,628 He can't speak a word of English. 238 00:12:39,789 --> 00:12:42,108 How does he get people to sign up for the charity then? 239 00:12:42,455 --> 00:12:43,548 He uses a knife. 240 00:12:49,450 --> 00:12:52,708 4 THINGS DON WANTS TO DO TO THESE KIDS 241 00:12:54,394 --> 00:12:55,364 Pathetic! 242 00:12:59,260 --> 00:13:00,850 Download this, bitch! 243 00:13:01,255 --> 00:13:02,156 And you. 244 00:13:05,267 --> 00:13:06,868 Is that felch enough for you? 245 00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:09,487 Naughty! You silly, naughty boy. 246 00:13:09,607 --> 00:13:11,748 I dunno what you're laughing at. You're next. 247 00:13:19,444 --> 00:13:21,322 Now who's gooch? 248 00:13:25,975 --> 00:13:28,298 - It's well cheap in here, isn't it? - Yes it is. 249 00:13:28,418 --> 00:13:30,623 See, coming round aren't you? Cool. 250 00:13:32,651 --> 00:13:34,164 Didn't I get any change? 251 00:13:34,284 --> 00:13:36,880 I spent the change on fags. Hope that's cool? 252 00:13:39,557 --> 00:13:40,584 Thanks, Oddie. 253 00:13:40,704 --> 00:13:41,862 Cheers, Bill. 254 00:13:43,066 --> 00:13:44,111 Pleasure. 255 00:13:45,732 --> 00:13:47,311 Just here on the right, please. 256 00:13:48,636 --> 00:13:51,964 Hey, listen. We're going to this club tomorrow night. Do you wanna come? 257 00:13:53,406 --> 00:13:55,223 Will those boys be there? 258 00:13:56,839 --> 00:13:59,015 Why don't you and me make a day of it tomorrow? 259 00:13:59,356 --> 00:14:01,736 You can take me shopping in the afternoon if you want? 260 00:14:02,059 --> 00:14:03,829 Is that a fun thing to do? 261 00:14:14,537 --> 00:14:15,735 That was gooch. 262 00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:18,229 - Really? - No, I mean it was nasty? 263 00:14:19,829 --> 00:14:21,110 No, it was felch. 264 00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:24,302 Sorry, I'm trying to say it was nice! 265 00:14:25,541 --> 00:14:26,726 See your later. 266 00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:34,252 Excuse me, I'm just gonna run into that shop and get money. 267 00:14:34,372 --> 00:14:35,503 Is that right? 268 00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:47,189 INSUFFICIENT FUNDS. 269 00:14:48,232 --> 00:14:49,277 Bollocks. 270 00:14:54,107 --> 00:14:55,709 It's gotta be worth a try. 271 00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:03,176 One, two, three, four. 272 00:15:09,204 --> 00:15:11,503 We're going out for my birthday, aren't we? 273 00:15:11,623 --> 00:15:13,149 That's the 4th June. 274 00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:17,989 Zero four, zero six. 275 00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:29,320 - What do you reckon? - Nice. 276 00:15:30,607 --> 00:15:32,638 It's a bit out of my price range. 277 00:15:33,709 --> 00:15:35,056 That's a shame, isn't? 278 00:15:36,834 --> 00:15:38,079 I really want it. 279 00:15:41,767 --> 00:15:42,812 Oh, right. 280 00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:44,245 I'll get it? 281 00:15:44,472 --> 00:15:45,482 Thank you! 282 00:15:50,136 --> 00:15:52,731 Dad, can I get this one? Please? 283 00:15:53,888 --> 00:15:55,614 - Okay then. - Thanks, Dad. 284 00:15:58,217 --> 00:16:00,355 We should get you some clothes for tonight. 285 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:01,855 No, thanks. 286 00:16:02,966 --> 00:16:05,362 Go on. You'd look good in the right stuff. 287 00:16:06,721 --> 00:16:09,269 I cannot bear trying clothes on in shops. 288 00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:12,749 4 reasons Don hates trying clothes on in shops 289 00:16:23,865 --> 00:16:25,251 You fat bastard. 290 00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:33,548 How would you like to pay for this, sir? 291 00:16:34,482 --> 00:16:36,302 Ever seen one of these before? 292 00:16:37,688 --> 00:16:39,261 Like 50 times a day. 293 00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:42,909 That's what I'd like to pay with. 294 00:16:43,899 --> 00:16:44,909 Thank you. 295 00:16:45,361 --> 00:16:48,407 So I took Anna back to the house. And there was Abby. 296 00:16:50,236 --> 00:16:51,939 I mean, I didn't mind. 297 00:16:52,059 --> 00:16:54,469 I'm over Abby, remember? Over her. 298 00:16:55,596 --> 00:16:57,076 - This is Abby. - Anna. 299 00:16:58,580 --> 00:16:59,583 I'm Anna. 300 00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:01,457 Sorry, what did I say? 301 00:17:02,852 --> 00:17:03,733 Sorry. 302 00:17:04,669 --> 00:17:06,569 - Abby, this is Abby. - Anna! 303 00:17:08,401 --> 00:17:10,265 Is it cool if I use your room to get changed? 304 00:17:10,385 --> 00:17:11,534 Course it is. 305 00:17:12,444 --> 00:17:14,445 It's up on the first floor. And it's the room 306 00:17:14,565 --> 00:17:16,509 with the purple flowers and doilies. 307 00:17:17,846 --> 00:17:19,251 Imagine if it was. 308 00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:21,449 It is. 309 00:17:29,202 --> 00:17:30,235 No Karl? 310 00:17:31,268 --> 00:17:32,269 No Eddie. 311 00:17:32,717 --> 00:17:35,324 Look, I can't help him turning up all the time. 312 00:17:35,733 --> 00:17:38,668 He's very persistent. It's actually quite annoying. 313 00:17:39,429 --> 00:17:42,676 He does everything and asks for nothing in return. 314 00:17:43,013 --> 00:17:46,229 - What a drag. - You know, he takes it too far. 315 00:17:48,088 --> 00:17:50,401 Don't forget to wash under your foreskin. 316 00:17:53,208 --> 00:17:54,488 He cares about you. 317 00:17:55,028 --> 00:17:56,531 I'm not used to that. 318 00:17:59,123 --> 00:18:01,166 Are you... going out tonight? 319 00:18:01,509 --> 00:18:02,890 We're going to a club. 320 00:18:03,269 --> 00:18:04,810 - Do you wanna come? - I'm... 321 00:18:04,930 --> 00:18:07,229 I'm seeing Karl tonight. It's not really his thing. 322 00:18:07,759 --> 00:18:08,922 What a shocker. 323 00:18:10,165 --> 00:18:11,109 Don't be rude. 324 00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:15,004 I like the fact that he isn't into going out and getting off his head. 325 00:18:15,124 --> 00:18:16,871 - Because? - Because... 326 00:18:16,991 --> 00:18:19,668 he's not a mess like all my previous boyfriends. 327 00:18:20,449 --> 00:18:23,389 When I met Karl, I was going through some pretty big changes. 328 00:18:23,549 --> 00:18:24,557 Puberty? 329 00:18:24,677 --> 00:18:27,549 - I haven't been going out that long. - The menopause? 330 00:18:27,804 --> 00:18:30,829 I'm not talking about physical changes, you idiot. 331 00:18:32,269 --> 00:18:34,574 I mean, I wanted to grow up a bit and change my life. 332 00:18:34,694 --> 00:18:37,231 I couldn't keep going out and getting wasted all the time. 333 00:18:37,351 --> 00:18:40,684 - What you mean, having fun? - There are other ways to have fun. 334 00:18:41,189 --> 00:18:43,469 Really? Like what? And don't say bowling. 335 00:18:43,629 --> 00:18:45,109 The thing is. I'm happy. 336 00:18:46,114 --> 00:18:47,124 I am. 337 00:18:47,975 --> 00:18:51,497 But I wouldn't mind going out, letting my hair down every once in a while. 338 00:18:51,617 --> 00:18:53,132 Do you know what I mean? 339 00:18:53,850 --> 00:18:55,869 How we getting there tonight? Taxi? 340 00:18:56,670 --> 00:18:57,997 Yeah, if you like. 341 00:19:00,413 --> 00:19:01,802 You look... 342 00:19:03,302 --> 00:19:04,824 - good. - Thanks. 343 00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:06,482 Go on, get changed. 344 00:19:10,020 --> 00:19:12,389 - Do you want a cup of tea? - You got any alcohol? 345 00:19:12,509 --> 00:19:14,249 I dunno, I'll have a look. 346 00:19:17,163 --> 00:19:19,347 So, you not interested in Don then? 347 00:19:19,805 --> 00:19:22,140 - Sorry? - Just seems a bit weird. 348 00:19:22,260 --> 00:19:24,211 You live together, but nothing's happened. 349 00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:27,149 Men and woman can live together without anything happening. 350 00:19:27,312 --> 00:19:29,521 Everyone says that. But it's not true. 351 00:19:30,489 --> 00:19:32,549 If I were you, I'd have boffed him by now. 352 00:19:33,965 --> 00:19:36,819 - All we got is tequila, so... - Great! Line 'em up. 353 00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:44,860 - There you go. - Thanks. Want one? 354 00:19:46,656 --> 00:19:47,666 Why not? 355 00:19:54,743 --> 00:19:56,176 - Cheers. - Cheers. 356 00:19:59,713 --> 00:20:00,934 That's good. 357 00:20:02,054 --> 00:20:04,720 - What are you doing tonight? - I'm seeing my boyfriend, 358 00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:07,349 so we'll probably just stay in and watch a film or something. 359 00:20:07,844 --> 00:20:08,844 Boring. 360 00:20:10,714 --> 00:20:12,041 You ready to rock? 361 00:20:12,831 --> 00:20:14,170 You look different. 362 00:20:14,425 --> 00:20:16,022 It's all thanks to Anna. 363 00:20:25,522 --> 00:20:26,532 Tequila. 364 00:20:27,672 --> 00:20:28,682 Nice! 365 00:20:28,802 --> 00:20:30,949 - Right, shall we do this thing? - Yeah. 366 00:20:31,109 --> 00:20:32,332 Let me get my bag. 367 00:20:32,578 --> 00:20:34,480 - See your later. - Bye. 368 00:20:49,016 --> 00:20:51,474 - What do you want? - I'll have a beer! 369 00:20:52,897 --> 00:20:53,941 Cool, eh? 370 00:20:54,177 --> 00:20:55,481 - What? - Cool? 371 00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:57,648 Thanks! I know I am, yeah. 372 00:20:58,121 --> 00:20:59,706 You're pretty cool too! 373 00:21:04,786 --> 00:21:07,549 Sorry Bill. Couldn't really afford to get rounds in. 374 00:21:08,786 --> 00:21:09,796 Tune! 375 00:21:38,332 --> 00:21:39,530 All right, Bill? 376 00:21:41,138 --> 00:21:42,429 No. I'm sober. 377 00:21:42,726 --> 00:21:45,069 I'm off my head! Shall we get some gack? 378 00:21:45,645 --> 00:21:47,333 - Really? - Yeah, why not? 379 00:21:47,453 --> 00:21:48,774 You'll pay, right? 380 00:21:49,606 --> 00:21:50,616 Depends. 381 00:21:51,331 --> 00:21:53,163 Drug dealers take credit cards? 382 00:21:54,426 --> 00:21:57,069 - But there's a cash point in the club. - Really? 383 00:21:57,858 --> 00:22:00,206 Is there a Post Office here, as well? 384 00:22:03,121 --> 00:22:04,213 Here you are. 385 00:22:04,976 --> 00:22:06,385 4th of June. 386 00:22:16,933 --> 00:22:20,495 - It's loud, isn't it? - Relax. We're here to have a laugh. 387 00:22:20,615 --> 00:22:22,096 I'm having a... laugh. 388 00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:25,456 Wake up, granddad. 389 00:22:25,715 --> 00:22:28,169 - Sorry. - Come on, let's dance. 390 00:22:28,289 --> 00:22:29,675 I don't do dance. 391 00:22:29,795 --> 00:22:31,016 Yeah, you do. 392 00:22:47,531 --> 00:22:48,741 I like this one. 393 00:22:55,469 --> 00:22:58,789 8 dance moves Don shouldn't do 394 00:23:34,209 --> 00:23:38,209 Just as I'd impressed Anna with my dance shapes, Abby suddenly appeared... 395 00:23:38,736 --> 00:23:41,319 They were quite some moves you were pulling. 396 00:23:42,575 --> 00:23:44,113 ... looking stunning. 397 00:23:44,736 --> 00:23:46,495 What made you decide to come here? 398 00:23:46,615 --> 00:23:49,925 I saw you leaving the house and thought, "I wanna go out too". 399 00:23:50,192 --> 00:23:52,775 How you getting on with what's her name? 400 00:23:53,278 --> 00:23:54,281 Good. 401 00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:56,269 I'm well in there. 402 00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:04,789 - Drinks? - Yeah! 403 00:24:05,287 --> 00:24:07,494 - Get six Sam Buca's. - Six? 404 00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:09,630 Don't worry. 405 00:24:09,750 --> 00:24:11,389 Two of those are for Karl. 406 00:24:16,396 --> 00:24:17,462 By the way, 407 00:24:17,582 --> 00:24:19,857 can I get my credit card back off you? 408 00:24:19,977 --> 00:24:20,949 Say what? 409 00:24:21,109 --> 00:24:23,509 My credit card. I need it back. 410 00:24:24,846 --> 00:24:26,429 I gave it back to you. 411 00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:28,525 - When? - Straightaway. 412 00:24:28,804 --> 00:24:30,272 Don't you remember? 413 00:24:30,810 --> 00:24:34,589 You made me feel small, by doing all that "thanks Karl bull crap". 414 00:24:35,045 --> 00:24:39,436 And then... I took your details, we shook hands, I gave it back to you. 415 00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:42,389 I think you put it in the third groove of your wallet. 416 00:24:43,752 --> 00:24:44,985 Right. Sorry. 417 00:24:46,029 --> 00:24:48,005 I hope I haven't lost it then. 418 00:24:50,814 --> 00:24:52,470 - There you go. - Two? 419 00:24:53,285 --> 00:24:56,773 Scared? Yeah, I can see why. Look at them, they're massive. 420 00:24:56,893 --> 00:24:59,865 Big huge Samuel Buca's. Oh, don't. 421 00:25:03,231 --> 00:25:04,240 Nice one. 422 00:25:05,030 --> 00:25:06,031 Two more. 423 00:25:06,636 --> 00:25:07,646 Right. 424 00:25:18,266 --> 00:25:19,669 What are you boys up to? 425 00:25:20,210 --> 00:25:21,829 Showing each other your pubes? 426 00:25:21,989 --> 00:25:23,283 It's Bill Oddie! 427 00:25:23,842 --> 00:25:26,282 Don't you think that joke's wearing a bit thin now? 428 00:25:26,402 --> 00:25:27,589 What, like your hair? 429 00:25:28,122 --> 00:25:29,684 How could you say that? 430 00:25:30,805 --> 00:25:32,261 Shame about Anna, eh? 431 00:25:33,215 --> 00:25:36,514 - What do you mean? - She got off with that other fella. 432 00:25:37,896 --> 00:25:40,213 - See you around, Bill. - Laters, Oddie. 433 00:25:49,437 --> 00:25:50,447 What? 434 00:25:50,567 --> 00:25:52,549 Probably I think it for the best. 435 00:25:52,854 --> 00:25:54,753 She was much too young for you. 436 00:25:54,976 --> 00:25:59,227 Just looking at you, it is clear that you have many, many personality issues. 437 00:26:00,124 --> 00:26:02,989 Why else would you hang out with people so much younger than you? 438 00:26:05,515 --> 00:26:07,945 What did he know? I'm a cool dude. 439 00:26:09,005 --> 00:26:11,036 Do people still say cool dude? 440 00:26:17,638 --> 00:26:19,012 Thank you so much. 441 00:26:22,082 --> 00:26:24,806 If only you puked up and ate your own vomit. 442 00:26:27,905 --> 00:26:28,914 That way. 443 00:26:33,180 --> 00:26:35,716 Hang on. Let's see if he does it again. 444 00:26:41,181 --> 00:26:42,191 Go on. 445 00:26:42,491 --> 00:26:44,904 Go up the stairs. I'll be up in a minute. 446 00:26:47,416 --> 00:26:50,025 How many Sam Buca's have you given him? 447 00:26:50,145 --> 00:26:51,155 Six. 448 00:26:51,869 --> 00:26:53,427 And six tequilas. 449 00:26:54,005 --> 00:26:55,269 And six absinthes. 450 00:26:56,627 --> 00:26:58,593 I'm telling you, he's stubborn. All you gotta do 451 00:26:58,713 --> 00:27:00,389 is dare him to drink, he'll do it. 452 00:27:00,929 --> 00:27:02,537 He's certainly stubborn. 453 00:27:04,247 --> 00:27:06,466 It was really good seeing you tonight. 454 00:27:07,106 --> 00:27:09,296 We had fun. We should do it again. 455 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,149 And next time without him. 456 00:27:14,619 --> 00:27:15,619 Why? 457 00:27:16,225 --> 00:27:17,828 It's not really his thing. 458 00:27:17,948 --> 00:27:20,034 I wanna go out, have a laugh, get shit-faced with you 459 00:27:20,154 --> 00:27:21,909 and not have to baby-sit him. 460 00:27:22,389 --> 00:27:23,961 I'm your man. Come here. 461 00:27:24,856 --> 00:27:27,955 Just call me up and we'll get shit-faced together. 462 00:27:28,075 --> 00:27:29,619 - Deal. - Deal. 463 00:27:29,739 --> 00:27:30,749 Night. 464 00:27:39,570 --> 00:27:41,214 Did that just happen? 465 00:27:41,334 --> 00:27:43,067 Maybe I should have made a move. 466 00:27:43,187 --> 00:27:45,329 But then maybe she wouldn't have responded. 467 00:27:45,449 --> 00:27:47,578 God, I shouldn't have drunk all those tequilas. 468 00:27:47,698 --> 00:27:48,860 I'm so dru... 469 00:27:48,910 --> 00:27:53,460 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33737

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