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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:24,292 --> 00:00:26,194 Man: 'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS 2 00:00:26,294 --> 00:00:29,497 AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE, 3 00:00:29,597 --> 00:00:34,135 NOT A CREATURE WAS STIRRING, NOT EVEN A MOUSE. 4 00:00:34,235 --> 00:00:35,936 * IN MY MIND 5 00:00:36,170 --> 00:00:39,207 * OHH * 6 00:00:39,307 --> 00:00:40,741 * OHH OHH OHH OHH 7 00:00:40,841 --> 00:00:44,478 * I WANT YOU TO BE FREE 8 00:00:44,578 --> 00:00:47,948 * OOH OOH OOH OOH 9 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:49,983 * FOR ALL OF OUR FRIENDS 10 00:00:50,184 --> 00:00:52,953 * OOH OOH OOH OOH * 11 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:55,223 * WON'T YOU LISTEN TO ME 12 00:00:55,323 --> 00:01:00,961 * OOH OOH OOH OOH 13 00:01:01,162 --> 00:01:02,930 * OOH OOH OOH OOH * 14 00:01:03,164 --> 00:01:04,332 ( belches ) 15 00:01:04,432 --> 00:01:06,534 * NOW HEAR WHAT I SAY 16 00:01:06,634 --> 00:01:09,970 * OOH OOH OOH OOH 17 00:01:10,138 --> 00:01:12,673 * WE WISH YOU A MERRY 18 00:01:12,773 --> 00:01:16,244 * MERRY CHRISTMAS 19 00:01:16,344 --> 00:01:22,950 * TO EACH ONE OF YOU * TO ALL OF YOU 20 00:01:23,184 --> 00:01:24,752 * HMMM * 21 00:01:24,852 --> 00:01:28,722 * SILENT NIGHT 22 00:01:28,822 --> 00:01:30,158 ( snoring ) 23 00:01:30,224 --> 00:01:35,896 * HOLY NIGHT 24 00:01:36,164 --> 00:01:39,900 * ALL IS CALM * 25 00:01:40,168 --> 00:01:41,435 ( snoring ) 26 00:01:41,535 --> 00:01:45,072 * ALL IS BRIGHT 27 00:01:45,173 --> 00:01:47,275 ( smacking lips together ) 28 00:01:47,375 --> 00:01:52,680 * 'ROUND YON VIRGIN 29 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:58,018 * MOTHER AND CHILD * MOTHER AND CHILD 30 00:01:58,186 --> 00:02:02,390 * HOLY INFANT * HOLY INFANT 31 00:02:02,490 --> 00:02:08,796 * SO TENDER AND MILD * TENDER AND MILD 32 00:02:08,896 --> 00:02:09,797 * SLEEP-- 33 00:02:09,897 --> 00:02:11,199 UHH!! 34 00:02:15,903 --> 00:02:18,272 GODDAMN, DAY-DAY. 35 00:02:19,873 --> 00:02:21,642 TAKE IT ALL. 36 00:02:21,742 --> 00:02:24,645 ONE, TWO, PICK IT UP, THREE. 37 00:02:24,745 --> 00:02:27,581 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 38 00:02:27,681 --> 00:02:29,617 ( dog groaning ) 39 00:02:38,426 --> 00:02:41,295 DAMN! THAT'S A UGLY-ASS BABY. 40 00:02:41,395 --> 00:02:43,431 EYES COCKED LIKE A PISTOL. 41 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:45,733 ALL I WANT, SANTA CLAUS, 42 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:47,801 IS TWO FAT BITCHES AND A BAG OF WEED 43 00:02:47,901 --> 00:02:50,671 AND TWO BAGS OF CHIPS TO GIVE TO THE FAT BITCHES. 44 00:02:52,706 --> 00:02:54,275 WHAT THE...? 45 00:02:54,375 --> 00:02:56,244 DAMN, THESE NIGGAS ARE BROKE. 46 00:02:56,310 --> 00:02:59,880 NO CHRISTMAS HAM IN HERE...NOTHING. 47 00:02:59,980 --> 00:03:01,482 IT'S A DAMN SHAME. 48 00:03:01,582 --> 00:03:04,151 ALL I WANT IS TWO FAT BITCHES AND SOME CHEESEBURGERS, 49 00:03:04,252 --> 00:03:06,086 SO CHEECO CAN LICK ON THEM, 50 00:03:06,254 --> 00:03:08,155 AND TWO-YEARS' SUPPLY OF ROLLING PAPER. 51 00:03:08,256 --> 00:03:11,091 YEAH, TWO PIECES OF BOLOGNA, YEAH, BABY. 52 00:03:11,259 --> 00:03:12,860 THIS GONNA BE GOOD RIGHT HERE. 53 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:13,961 I'M SO HUNGRY. 54 00:03:16,264 --> 00:03:17,831 WHAT THE HELL YOU DOIN' IN MY HOUSE, 55 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:19,633 EATIN' A BIG-ASS SANDWICH AND SHIT? 56 00:03:19,733 --> 00:03:21,101 NIGGA, I'M SANTA CLAUS, 57 00:03:21,269 --> 00:03:22,370 WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE MILK AND COOKIES? 58 00:03:22,470 --> 00:03:24,071 SANTA CLAUS! 59 00:03:24,305 --> 00:03:25,339 OH, SHIT! 60 00:03:25,439 --> 00:03:27,074 YOU BETTER GET YOUR ASS OUT OF HERE! 61 00:03:27,275 --> 00:03:28,909 UHH! GODDAMN! 62 00:03:29,009 --> 00:03:30,578 DAY-DAY! DAY-DAY! 63 00:03:43,324 --> 00:03:44,858 DAY-DAY! 64 00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:46,327 DAY-DAY! 65 00:03:47,495 --> 00:03:48,696 DAY-DAY! 66 00:03:48,796 --> 00:03:50,798 ALL I WANT IS A FAT BITCH WITH A NAME BELT 67 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:52,533 THAT SAY "GLITTER" ON IT. 68 00:03:52,633 --> 00:03:53,634 YEAH! 69 00:03:56,337 --> 00:03:59,307 DAY-DAY! HELP ME, MAN! 70 00:04:09,317 --> 00:04:11,585 MERRY CHRISTMAS, MOTHERFUCKER! 71 00:04:13,487 --> 00:04:14,855 WHOA! 72 00:04:21,529 --> 00:04:23,431 ( groaning ) 73 00:04:23,531 --> 00:04:25,333 Craig: AS YOU CAN SEE, 74 00:04:25,399 --> 00:04:28,369 I GOT MY BLACK ASS BACK IN THE GHETTO, 75 00:04:28,469 --> 00:04:30,170 THE ONLY PLACE WHERE YOU CAN GET ROBBED 76 00:04:30,338 --> 00:04:31,772 BY SANTA CLAUS ON CHRISTMAS EVE. 77 00:04:31,872 --> 00:04:33,341 OH, SHIT! 78 00:04:33,407 --> 00:04:35,175 MAN, I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN HANDLE 79 00:04:35,343 --> 00:04:36,877 ANOTHER GODDAMN FRIDAY. 80 00:04:36,977 --> 00:04:38,011 THIS SHIT HURT. 81 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:41,715 DAY-DAY! WAKE UP, MAN, WE JUST GOT ROBBED! 82 00:04:41,815 --> 00:04:43,451 DAY-DAY! 83 00:04:43,551 --> 00:04:45,953 GET YOUR SCARY ASS UP, MAN, I KNOW YOU HEARD THAT SHIT! 84 00:04:46,053 --> 00:04:47,355 ( groaning ) WE JUST GOT ROBBED! 85 00:04:47,421 --> 00:04:49,022 GET OUT OF HERE, MAN! 86 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:51,359 GET YOUR-- WAKE YOUR ASS UP! 87 00:04:51,425 --> 00:04:53,527 COME ON, MAN, I GOTTA CALL THE PO-PO! 88 00:04:55,429 --> 00:04:58,799 WHAT'D YOU SAY? DAMN. 89 00:04:58,899 --> 00:05:00,534 WE JUST GOT ROBBED, CHEECO. 90 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:15,896 Police radio: ...UNIT 415, MAN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET. 91 00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:17,898 THEN WHAT HAPPENED? 92 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:19,600 SHIT, THEN I CAUGHT HIM... 93 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:21,635 I HIT HIM, LIKE, FOUR TIMES. 94 00:08:21,735 --> 00:08:22,936 I WOULD'VE BEEN A PROFESSIONAL BOXER, 95 00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:24,572 BUT I WAS IN SPECIAL EDUCATION. 96 00:08:24,638 --> 00:08:26,840 I'M TELLING YOU, I WAS WHUPPING HIS ASS! 97 00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:28,842 CRAIG GOT TO FIGHTING WITH HIM... 98 00:08:28,942 --> 00:08:31,044 CHECK OUT THE BEDROOMS. SURE. 99 00:08:31,144 --> 00:08:33,013 SO, WHAT ELSE DID HE GET? 100 00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:36,416 LIKE I SAID, HE TOOK ALL OF OUR PRESENTS, 101 00:08:36,584 --> 00:08:38,786 HE TOOK MY CD COLLECTION... CDs... 102 00:08:38,886 --> 00:08:41,955 HE EVEN TOOK DAY-DAY'S BABY PICTURES. PICTURES? 103 00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:43,423 OH, YEAH, AND HE GOT OUR SPEAKER, MAN, 104 00:08:43,591 --> 00:08:44,992 WITH ALL OUR RENT MONEY IN IT. 105 00:08:45,092 --> 00:08:46,059 RENT MONEY! 106 00:08:47,795 --> 00:08:49,697 SIT YOUR ASS DOWN! NOT THE RENT MONEY! 107 00:08:49,797 --> 00:08:51,298 YOU AIN'T ABOUT TO DO NOTHIN'. WHO GOT THE RENT MONEY? 108 00:08:51,599 --> 00:08:52,700 SHIT! 109 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:54,501 JUMPING UP LIKE YOU "MR. GET BAD." 110 00:08:54,602 --> 00:08:56,069 WHERE WAS YOU WHEN HE WAS BEATING MY ASS 111 00:08:56,169 --> 00:08:57,437 WITH THAT TREE? 112 00:08:57,605 --> 00:08:59,640 CRAIG, MY LEG IS HURTING. GOOD! 113 00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:01,374 YEAH, HE GOT THE RENT MONEY. 114 00:09:01,609 --> 00:09:03,010 ALL OF IT. 115 00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:04,712 YOU'RE POSITIVE HE WAS DRESSED LIKE SANTA CLAUS? 116 00:09:04,812 --> 00:09:06,780 JOLLY, WHITE, FAT GUY, LITTLE RED SUIT, 117 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:10,618 COUPLE ELVES PACKING THE BAGS? 118 00:09:10,651 --> 00:09:12,219 HE'S A PROJECT SANTA CLAUS. 119 00:09:12,319 --> 00:09:14,855 PICTURE OL' DIRTY BASTARD IN A SANTA CLAUS SUIT. 120 00:09:14,955 --> 00:09:16,824 CAN YOU PICTURE THAT? 121 00:09:16,924 --> 00:09:19,492 DO YOU KNOW WHO OL' DIRTY BASTARD IS? 122 00:09:19,693 --> 00:09:21,528 NO, I'M NOT BIG ON THAT. 123 00:09:21,629 --> 00:09:23,631 YOU OUGHT TO BE NERVOUS, YOU A BLACK COP. 124 00:09:23,664 --> 00:09:25,065 YOU TWO MOTHERFUCKERS HUDDLE UP OR SOMETHING 125 00:09:25,165 --> 00:09:26,166 AND FIND THIS DUDE. 126 00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:27,801 STAY RIGHT THERE. 127 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:29,469 I AIN'T GOIN' NOWHERE. 128 00:09:29,637 --> 00:09:31,038 CALM DOWN. I'M CALM. 129 00:09:31,138 --> 00:09:33,240 YOU'RE GONNA SIT IN THE CAR. DO YOUR FUCKING JOB! 130 00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:34,708 YOU'RE PUSHING ALL THE WRONG BUTTONS, PAL. 131 00:09:34,808 --> 00:09:37,477 WE THE VICTIMS, MAN. WE THE VICTIMS. 132 00:09:37,645 --> 00:09:39,212 THAT VICTIM SHIT IS WAY OVERBLOWN. 133 00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:42,015 JUST SIT THERE AND SHUT UP. 134 00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:43,751 ASSHOLE. 135 00:09:43,851 --> 00:09:45,352 SANTA CLAUS STRIKES AGAIN. YEAH. 136 00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:48,155 MAKES ME WANT TO GO HOME AND LOCK UP ALL MY SHIT. 137 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:50,190 YOU BETTER STOP TALKING TO THEM POLICE LIKE THAT. 138 00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:52,492 SHUT UP, YOU BETTER STOP TALKING TO ME LIKE THAT. 139 00:09:52,660 --> 00:09:55,195 I CAN KICK YOUR ASS FOR THE WAY YOU ACTING THIS MORNING. AIN'T THAT A BITCH? 140 00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:56,730 WE GONNA STILL HAVE OUR CHRISTMAS PARTY? 141 00:09:56,830 --> 00:09:58,498 HOW THE FUCK WE GONNA HAVE A CHRISTMAS PARTY 142 00:09:58,666 --> 00:09:59,867 WITH OUR APARTMENT LOOKING LIKE THIS? 143 00:09:59,967 --> 00:10:01,501 WE CAN'T CANCEL THE PARTY, MAN! 144 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,336 WHAT ABOUT THE HOS WE HAD COMING DOWN HERE? 145 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:05,105 I INVITED SOME NICE-ASS GIRLS, 146 00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:06,640 SAID THEY GONNA FUCK FOR A BUCK, 147 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:08,742 DO SOMETHING STRANGE FOR A LITTLE PIECE OF CHANGE, 148 00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:10,944 AND I KNOW WE GONNA MAKE THEM HOLLER FOR A DOLLAR. 149 00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:13,346 ONE SAID THEY WAS GONNA SUCK MY DICK FROM THE BACK. 150 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:15,949 I AIN'T NEVER HAD THAT EVER HAPPEN TO ME. 151 00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:18,185 I'M TRYING GO SEE WHAT THAT BE LIKE RIGHT THERE... 152 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:20,754 ( speaking gibberish ) 153 00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:23,657 LOOK, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU, THAT PARTY. 154 00:10:23,757 --> 00:10:26,059 ALL I GOT TO WORRY ABOUT IS THE RENT. 155 00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:28,528 IT WAS YOUR IDEA TO USE HALF THE RENT MONEY... NO, IT WASN'T. NO, IT WASN'T. 156 00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:30,163 WHOA WHOA WHOA! 157 00:10:31,765 --> 00:10:33,633 DIX, I THINK WE GOT SOMETHING HERE. 158 00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:35,368 WELL, WELL, WHOSE IS THIS? 159 00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:37,905 ACTUALLY, IT'S BOTH OF OURS. 160 00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:38,972 NO, IT AIN'T. 161 00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:42,910 IT IS, BUT IT'S FOR MUNICIPAL USES ONLY. 162 00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:45,879 I MEAN, HE GOT CATARACT, LAZY EYE, LITTLE GLAUCOMA. 163 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,647 Day-Day: SEE THAT EYE RIGHT THERE? 164 00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:48,916 LITTLE SHOT OF GONORRHEA, SEE? 165 00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:50,250 DO YOU GUYS HAVE ANY IDEA 166 00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:51,819 WHAT WE CAN DO TO YOU FOR THIS? 167 00:10:51,919 --> 00:10:54,421 NO. JUVENILE CENTER? 168 00:10:54,521 --> 00:10:55,823 WE CAN MAKE YOUR CHRISTMAS MUCH WORSE 169 00:10:55,923 --> 00:10:56,824 THAN WHAT IT ALREADY IS. 170 00:10:56,924 --> 00:10:58,692 BEING THAT IT'S FRIDAY, 171 00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:00,928 THAT MEANS YOU'RE NOT GONNA SEE A JUDGE TILL POSSIBLY MONDAY. 172 00:11:01,028 --> 00:11:02,262 AW! Officer: MAYBE. 173 00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:03,831 BUT SINCE WE'RE NICE GUYS, 174 00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:05,833 WE'RE JUST GOING TO CONFISCATE THIS PLANT, 175 00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:07,334 TAKE IT WITH US, 176 00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:08,969 UNTIL WE FIND THIS SANTA CLAUS CHARACTER. 177 00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:10,938 OH, THAT'S FUCKED UP, TOO. 178 00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:13,807 OH, HEY, AND WHEN WE FIND SAINT NICK, 179 00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:16,376 WHAT DO YOU ALL WANT US TO DO TO HIM, YOU KNOW? 180 00:11:16,476 --> 00:11:17,845 CRACKED RIBS, FRACTURED SKULL, 181 00:11:17,945 --> 00:11:19,212 LITTLE EYE GOUGE? 182 00:11:19,312 --> 00:11:20,848 Both: FRACTURED SKULL. 183 00:11:20,948 --> 00:11:22,482 BEAT THE SHIT OUT THAT MOTHERFUCKER. 184 00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:24,117 EYE GOUGE, THAT'S THE SHIT. 185 00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:25,819 AND AN EYE GOUGE. 186 00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:27,755 I SAY YOU STICK A PLUNGER IN HIS ASS 187 00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:29,489 LIKE THEY DID IN NEW YORK-- 188 00:11:29,757 --> 00:11:30,991 FRACTURED SKULL. 189 00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:32,926 THIS IS OFFICER BRIAN DIX, 190 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,762 I'M OFFICER ALVIN HOLE. 191 00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:36,864 AND WE'LL LET YOU KNOW IF ANYTHING DEVELOPS. 192 00:11:36,964 --> 00:11:39,867 "OFFICER A. HOLE AND B. DIX." 193 00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:41,168 WE'LL CALL YOU... 194 00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:43,771 IF WE FIND ANYTHING. 195 00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:47,340 I LIKE THEM POLICE RIGHT THERE. 196 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:49,276 OH, YEAH... 197 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:50,944 YOU GOT A BIG PILE OF DOG SHIT 198 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,846 IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR BED BACK THERE. 199 00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:54,347 YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK THAT OUT. 200 00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:56,950 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 201 00:11:58,385 --> 00:11:59,853 HE THE DICK. 202 00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:01,989 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON AROUND HERE?! 203 00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:03,891 HAPPY HOLIDAYS, MISS PEARLY. 204 00:12:03,991 --> 00:12:06,193 POLICE RUNNING ALL IN AND OUT OF THE BUILDING! 205 00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:07,861 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?! 206 00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:09,596 SOMEBODY BROKE IN OUR APARTMENT THIS MORNING 207 00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:10,798 AND STOLE ALL OUR STUFF. 208 00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:12,365 THAT BULLSHIT SECURITY. 209 00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:14,802 I SURE HOPE THEY DIDN'T GET THE RENT MONEY 210 00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:17,805 'CAUSE YOU TWO NIGGAS BEEN DUCKING AND DODGING ME 211 00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:19,973 FOR ABOUT THREE WEEKS NOW. ME? I-- 212 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:22,642 TODAY IS THE DAY YOU MOTHERFUCKERS 213 00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:24,644 IS GONNA KICK IN. 214 00:12:24,812 --> 00:12:26,413 WHY YOU ALWAYS BRING YOUR ASS UP HERE WITH THIS SHIT, 215 00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:27,815 HARASSING US? 216 00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:29,249 WITH THAT BIG OL' WOLF PUSSY. 217 00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:31,384 YOU COME HERE ALL THE TIME SMELLING LIKE THAT. 218 00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:33,086 LOOK, YOU DON'T EVEN OWN THE PLACE. 219 00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:34,387 YOU JUST THE MANAGER. 220 00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:35,856 AND I'M GONNA MANAGE 221 00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:37,891 TO EVICT YOUR SKINNY, PUNK, BLACK ASS 222 00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:40,260 ON UP OUT OF HERE TODAY IF YOU TWO MOTHERFUCKERS 223 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:41,661 DON'T PAY UP YOUR RENT. 224 00:12:41,829 --> 00:12:43,897 MANAGE TO, LIKE, GET THAT LINED UP. 225 00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:45,198 DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT IT, BITCH, 226 00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:46,533 I KNOW SOMEBODY LIKE IT! 227 00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:48,401 YOU NEED TO TAKE YOUR ASS BACK DOWNSTAIRS 228 00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:50,103 'CAUSE YOU AIN'T EVICTIN' NOBODY... NOBODY! 229 00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:52,672 UNLESS YOU GOT A MOTHERFUCKING ARMY WITH YOU. WHAT? 230 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:56,043 I DON'T NEED NO ARMY, MR. SMART-ASS! 231 00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:58,345 MY SON DAMON HOME RIGHT NOW. 232 00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,213 Both: DAMON! 233 00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:02,449 Craig: I HAD A NIGHTMARE ABOUT THAT FOOL LAST NIGHT. 234 00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:05,085 DAY-DAY! 235 00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:07,120 CRAIG! 236 00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:09,957 WHICH ONE OF YOU BITCHES 237 00:13:10,057 --> 00:13:11,959 WANT TO WASH MY DRAWERS TONIGHT? 238 00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:13,994 THAT'D BE HIM. HIM. 239 00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:15,963 OH, OKAY. 240 00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:19,066 I WASH ON SUNDAYS ANYWAY. 241 00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:20,433 STARCH OR PRESS? 242 00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:22,335 STARCH, NIGGA! 243 00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:25,172 YEAH! DAMON. 244 00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:26,306 MOVE! 245 00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:27,540 COME ON IN, MISS PEARLY. 246 00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:28,909 OOH! 247 00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:30,077 WHEN DID HE GET OUT? 248 00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:31,912 LAST NIGHT. 249 00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:33,280 AND I'M GONNA LET YOU TWO BITCHES 250 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:34,948 IN ON A LITTLE SECRET-- 251 00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:38,251 WHEN YOU SPEND 12 YEARS ON A LEVEL-FOUR PRISON YARD, 252 00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:39,920 YOU BECOME QUITE FOND 253 00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:42,589 OF LITTLE OL' GIRLS LIKE YOURSELVES. 254 00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:45,792 SO EITHER I'M GONNA GET MY RENT MONEY TODAY, 255 00:13:45,893 --> 00:13:48,695 OR SOMEBODY GETTING THEIR SALAD TOSSED TONIGHT! 256 00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:50,463 DAMN! 257 00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:52,900 THAT AIN'T EVEN NECESSARY. SURE AIN'T! 258 00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:55,002 ME AND DAY-DAY, WE START OUR NEW JOB TODAY, 259 00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:56,970 AND I SWEAR TO GOD WE'RE GONNA HAVE 260 00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:58,071 YOUR MONEY LATER ON TONIGHT, 261 00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,040 CASH...IN YOUR HAND. 262 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:01,508 YOU BETTER! 263 00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:04,111 EITHER YOU FIXIN' TO COME SEE ME 264 00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:07,014 OR DAMON GONNA COME SEE YOU. 265 00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:08,315 SIMPLE AS THAT. 266 00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:10,417 YOU LIKE 'CAUSE YOUR SON IS A FAG? 267 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,519 SHUT UP, BITCH! 268 00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:14,955 OH, YEAH, CRAIG. 269 00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:18,225 TELL YOUR FINE DADDY I SAID... 270 00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:20,127 ( growls ) 271 00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:22,462 EW! EW! 272 00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:25,032 I HATE THAT BITCH! 273 00:14:25,132 --> 00:14:27,267 TIGHT-ASS PANTS, MAN, SHIT! 274 00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:30,938 LOOK HOW TIGHT THESE MOTHERFUCKING PANTS ARE. 275 00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:33,106 I CAN'T EVEN DO THE JAMES BROWN IN THESE PANTS. 276 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,407 GOOD, I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU 277 00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:35,608 DO THE JAMES BROWN. 278 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,110 WE AIN'T NEVER GONNA GET NO PUSSY 279 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,012 IN THESE CLOTHES, MAN. 280 00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:40,047 I'M GONNA GET SOME. 281 00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:41,848 TASHA, HOW WE LOOK? 282 00:14:41,949 --> 00:14:43,350 LIKE A COUPLE OF RENT-A-COPS. 283 00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:46,119 WHAT ABOUT THEM RENTED TITS? 284 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:49,122 SEE, THE CLOTHES DON'T MAKE THE PLAYER, 285 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:51,058 THE PLAYER MAKE THE CLOTHES. 286 00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:52,960 RENT-A-COPS GET PUSSY, TOO. 287 00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:55,028 I'M NOT NO RENT-A-COP, I'M A TOP FLIGHT SECURITY 288 00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:56,329 AND DON'T YOU NEVER FORGET IT. 289 00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:57,664 AND, I SWEAR, 290 00:14:57,764 --> 00:14:59,532 THE FIRST MOTHERFUCKER GET OUT OF HAND 291 00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:01,068 I'M GONNA BEAT THE-- SHIT! 292 00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:03,136 CRAIG AND DAY-DAY. 293 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:04,504 OHH. 294 00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:08,508 JUST THE NIGGAS I NEED TO SEE. 295 00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,643 YO YO, WHAT'S UP, O.G., TRIPLE O.G., 296 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,480 O.G. TRIPLE, TRIPLE...O.G.? 297 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:15,215 YOU GOT OUT LAST NIGHT? 298 00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:17,550 I AIN'T SEEN YOU ALL IN ABOUT 12 YEARS, NIGGA. 299 00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,052 I KNOW, I WAS LITTLE-- 300 00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:20,553 YOU'RE GROWN UP NOW, THOUGH. 301 00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:24,257 GIVE A NIGGA A HUG, DOG. 302 00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:27,660 I'M ABOUT TO GO-- 303 00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:29,096 AHH! 304 00:15:29,196 --> 00:15:30,497 YEAH, MAN. 305 00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:33,100 IT'S COOL, DOG, IT'S COOL. COME HERE. 306 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:35,035 YEAH, RIGHT THERE. 307 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:37,404 GROUP HUG, NIGGA. 308 00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:39,006 COME ON, CRAIG. 309 00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:41,074 Damon: ALL RIGHT, COME HERE. 310 00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:43,610 GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE. TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE. 311 00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:45,378 WHAT'S UP, DOG? WHAT'S UP, NIGGA? 312 00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:47,114 IT'S GOOD TO BE HOME, 313 00:15:47,214 --> 00:15:48,848 'CAUSE IN THE PRISON, DOG, HEY, 314 00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:50,450 AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT THE FELLAS, NIGGA. 315 00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:51,518 I HEARD, THAT'S WHAT I HEARD. 316 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:52,919 I SWEAR, MAN. 317 00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:55,055 WE GOT TO CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER. 318 00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:56,123 THAT'S RIGHT. 319 00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:57,724 I'M FEELING YOU. 320 00:15:58,025 --> 00:16:00,093 OHH! OHH! 321 00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:01,594 SOMEBODY GO GET MY MOTHER. 322 00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:03,030 I HEARD YOU MOTHERFUCKERS 323 00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:05,032 AIN'T PAID YOUR RENT THIS MONTH. 324 00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:08,035 DUCKING AND DODGING MY MOMS AND SHIT! 325 00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:10,137 GET YOUR TITTY OFF MY CHIN! 326 00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:13,140 SHOW UP HERE TONIGHT WITHOUT THAT RENT MONEY, 327 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,742 AND WE GONNA GET REAL MOTHERFUCKING ACQUAINTED. 328 00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:17,144 YOU DIG? 329 00:16:17,244 --> 00:16:20,580 I CAN'T BREATHE! HE CAN'T BREATHE! 330 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,149 DO YOU DIG?! 331 00:16:22,249 --> 00:16:23,883 I'M FEELING YOU, DOG. TRUST ME. 332 00:16:24,051 --> 00:16:26,286 DIGGING IT. GOOD, GOOD. 333 00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:28,721 'CAUSE I'M GONNA ONLY SAY THIS SHIT ONCE! 334 00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:31,324 COME ON, MAN, LET'S GO. 335 00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:33,126 YEAH, YOU ALL LOOK GOOD 336 00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:35,395 IN YOUR LITTLE TIGHT-ASS RENT-A-COP OUTFITS. 337 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,397 MERRY CHRISTMAS, NIGGETTES! 338 00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:41,268 SHIT, MAN, THAT'S BULLSHIT, MAN. 339 00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:43,136 HE'S GONNA TRY AND DO SOMETHING STRANGE TO US, 340 00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:44,904 WATCH, MAN. 341 00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:46,406 NO HE AIN'T. I'M GONNA THINK OF SOMETHING. 342 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:47,974 THAT'S FUCKED UP, MAN. 343 00:16:48,075 --> 00:16:50,343 HE MIGHT DO SOMETHING STRANGE TO YOU, THOUGH. 344 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,152 PUFF PUFF AND GIVE IT, MOTHERFUCKER. 345 00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:01,354 THIS IS GOOD SHIT, I AIN'T GONNA BE YOUR-- 346 00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:02,589 AW, DAMN, OW! 347 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:03,923 HURRY UP! 348 00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:07,094 * HANG ALL THE MISTLETOE 349 00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:12,299 * I'M GONNA GET TO KNOW YOU BETTER * 350 00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:13,833 * THIS CHRISTMAS 351 00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:15,135 * AND AS YOU-- * 352 00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:16,636 Craig: ABOUT A YEAR AGO, 353 00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:18,538 MY POPS QUIT HIS DOG-CATCHING JOB 354 00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:21,641 AND WENT INTO BUSINESS WITH MY UNCLE ELROY. 355 00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:24,344 THEY OPENED UP A SPOT CALLED BROTHERS BARB-B-Q. 356 00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:27,947 TASTES SO GOOD, MAKE YOU WANNA SLAP YOUR MAMA. 357 00:17:28,115 --> 00:17:29,649 YOU MIGHT'VE SEEN THE COMMERCIAL. 358 00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:31,818 Y'ALL TIRED OF EATING THAT BARBECUE FROM UP THE STREET 359 00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:33,820 WHERE THEY GIVE YOU MORE SAUCE THAN THEY GIVE YOU MEAT? 360 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,223 WELL, BRING YOUR BIG ASS DOWN TO BROS. BAR-B-Q, 361 00:17:36,323 --> 00:17:38,958 15837 SOUTH CRENSHAW BOULEVARD, 362 00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:40,627 THAT'S RIGHT OFF MANCHESTER. 363 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:44,497 BROS. BAR-B-Q, TASTES SO GOOD, MAKE YOU WANNA SLAP YOUR MAMA! 364 00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:45,632 DON'T IT, WILLIE? 365 00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,967 YEAH, BOY. HEY, MAMA. 366 00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:49,336 WHAT THE HELL YOU WANT?! 367 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,973 AIN'T BUT ONE LOCATION, SO IT'S NEAREST YOU. 368 00:17:54,141 --> 00:17:55,975 Craig: YOU MIGHT'VE MISSED IT. 369 00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:58,211 THEY ONLY HAD ENOUGH MONEY FOR A 15-SECOND SPOT. 370 00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:00,980 BUT, ANYWAY, MY POPS GOT ME AND DAY-DAY THESE JOBS 371 00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:01,948 AT THE SAME STRIP MALL... 372 00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:03,150 ARE YOU READY? 373 00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:05,318 ...AS CHRISTMAS-HELP SECURITY. 374 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:06,986 LOOK, DAY-DAY, 375 00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:09,389 WE ONLY SECURITY GUARDS, OKAY? 376 00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:11,824 GHETTO SECURITY GUARDS AT THAT. 377 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:14,561 WE AIN'T COPS, WE AIN'T AMERICA'S MOST WANTED, 378 00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:17,997 NYPD BLUE-- NONE OF THAT SHIT YOU WATCH. 379 00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:19,166 WE SOMETHING LIKE THEM. 380 00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:20,667 NO, NOTHING LIKE IT. 381 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:24,237 SO ALL WE GONNA DO-- TAKE IT EASY, MAKE THIS MONEY, 382 00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:25,438 YOU GONNA WATCH YOUR TEMPER. 383 00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,507 I AIN'T GOTTA WATCH SHIT. 384 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,509 YOU GONNA TREAT PEOPLE RIGHT, TALK TO PEOPLE RIGHT... NO, I'M NOT. 385 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,544 'CAUSE YOU CAN GET YOUR ASS KICKED AROUND HERE REAL QUICK. 386 00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:33,513 SO? I DON'T CARE NOTHIN' ABOUT IT GETTING OUT OF HAND. 387 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,548 AND I AIN'T GETTING INTO NO SHIT BECAUSE OF YOU. 388 00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:37,584 THIS IS A JOB, MAN. THIS AIN'T AN ADVENTURE. 389 00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:39,452 THIS IS REAL. 390 00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:41,421 AND I WANNA LET YOU KNOW, I'M NOT HAVING IT. 391 00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:43,190 EVERYBODY'S A SUSPECT TODAY. 392 00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:44,724 AND I TOLD YOU I'M A PLAYER. 393 00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:47,026 AND I DON'T CARE NONE ABOUT NONE OF THAT. 394 00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:47,994 ( groaning ) UH-HUH. 395 00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:49,262 DAMN! 396 00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:50,630 COME ON, PLAYER, GET YOUR ASS OUT. 397 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:51,498 AW, MAN. 398 00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:53,433 FUCKING--YOU REMEDIAL! 399 00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:55,268 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? RETARDED. 400 00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:56,303 THAT WASN'T NOTHIN'. 401 00:18:56,403 --> 00:18:57,437 YOU DUMB-ASS, LET'S GO! 402 00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:59,339 I MESS UP ALL THE TIME. 403 00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:07,380 COME HERE, COME HERE, LOOK. 404 00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:12,385 THAT'S HIM! LET'S GET THAT MOTHER--. 405 00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,257 OHH! GET HIM! GET HIM! 406 00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:18,691 WE GONNA WHUP YOUR ASS! 407 00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:21,428 ( all yelling ) 408 00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:24,464 CRAIG, DAY-DAY! UNCLE WILLIE! 409 00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:26,433 WHAT THE HELL Y'ALL DOIN' TO ME? 410 00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:28,034 WHAT'S GOING ON? 411 00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:29,469 DAY-DAY, DAMN! 412 00:19:29,569 --> 00:19:30,737 I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS YOU, POP! 413 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:32,305 I THOUGHT YOU WAS SOMEBODY ELSE! 414 00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:34,941 WILLIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE BOYS BACK THERE? 415 00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:37,510 I AIN'T DOIN' NOTHIN'. I'M COUNTING MY MONEY AT THE CASH REGISTER. 416 00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:39,279 THESE FOOLS KNOCKED THE HELL OUT OF ME. 417 00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:40,480 WE JUST MADE A MISTAKE. 418 00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:42,882 DAY-DAY JUST RAN IN AND JUMPED ON DADDY! 419 00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:44,251 Day-Day: HE'S LYING, DADDY! 420 00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:45,652 WHY YOU BEATING UP ON SANTA CLAUS? 421 00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:47,086 WHAT DID HE DO TO YOU? 422 00:19:47,254 --> 00:19:49,088 HE BROKE IN OUR HOUSE AND STOLE OUR PRESENTS. 423 00:19:49,256 --> 00:19:50,457 AND CRAIG LET HIM DO IT. 424 00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:51,758 WHY, CRAIG? 425 00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:52,825 HOW YOU GONNA BLAME THAT ON ME? 426 00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:54,294 'CAUSE YOU... YOU DID! 427 00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:56,329 I TRIED TO FIGHT HIM AND DAY-DAY-- YOU LIE! 428 00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:58,465 I WAS SCREAMING. HE WOULDN'T EVEN HELP. HE'S LYIN'. 429 00:19:58,565 --> 00:20:00,367 WELL, WHAT DID YOU DO, DAY-DAY? 430 00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:01,468 HE DIDN'T DO NOTHIN'. 431 00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:02,535 HE STAYED ASLEEP THE WHOLE TIME. 432 00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:04,103 CAN I TELL MY STORY? 433 00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:05,605 I AIN'T DO SHIT, DADDY, 434 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,307 BUT HE COULD'VE DID SOMETHING ABOUT IT! 435 00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:09,108 WHAT DID HE LOOK LIKE? 436 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,611 HE LOOKED LIKE BOBBY BROWN IN A GODDAMN SANTA CLAUS SUIT. 437 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,112 I HEARD ABOUT HIM. 438 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,681 THEY CALL HIM "THE SANTA CLAUS CROOK" 439 00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:16,549 OR "THE SANTA CLAUS CRIP" OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 440 00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:19,218 HE ROBBED A LADY OUT HERE IN THE PARKING LOT LAST WEEK. 441 00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:21,321 CALLED HER A "HO HO HO" AND KEPT ON RUNNING. 442 00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:22,889 WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? 443 00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:26,393 OH, I'M COOKIE, THE NEW WAITRESS. 444 00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:31,798 AND, UM, ELROY'S NEW GIRLFRIEND. 445 00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:34,501 DAMN DADDY, YOU GOT ANOTHER-- YOU GONNA CATCH SOMETHING. 446 00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:35,868 YOU SHOULD'VE KEPT SUGAR'S NASTY ASS. 447 00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:37,136 WHAT HAPPENED TO HER? 448 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,406 I KICKED HER COUNTRY ASS TO THE CURB, 449 00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:41,374 HOOKED UP WITH HER LITTLE SISTER, 450 00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:43,576 THAT'S HOW WE PLAYERS ROLL! 451 00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:45,412 ELROY, YOU AIN'T NO PLAYER. 452 00:20:45,512 --> 00:20:49,215 READ MY LIPS, YOU AIN'T NO PLAYER. 453 00:20:49,316 --> 00:20:51,918 YOU DON'T KNOW NOTHIN' ABOUT BEING A PLAYER. 454 00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:54,120 BETTY DONE HAD YOUR ASS PUSSY-WHIPPED 455 00:20:54,321 --> 00:20:56,423 FOR ABOUT 30 YEARS. 456 00:20:56,523 --> 00:20:58,691 NOBODY GOT ME PUSSY-WHIPPED. 457 00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:01,928 I WHIPS PUSSY! 458 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:04,564 ( chuckling ) 459 00:21:04,664 --> 00:21:06,399 ( slap ) 460 00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:09,836 YOU BOYS LOOK REALLY GOOD WITH YOUR RENT-A-COP OUTFITS ON. 461 00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:11,371 YES, VERY ATTRACTIVE. 462 00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:13,440 THIS IS TOP FLIGHT SECURITY. 463 00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:15,074 WE AIN'T NO RENT-A-COPS. 464 00:21:15,342 --> 00:21:15,942 DADDY, HOW I LOOK? 465 00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:17,410 DA DA-DA NAH! 466 00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:18,545 LIKE A DAMN SNITCH. 467 00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:20,347 AW, MAN, THAT'S COLD. 468 00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:22,615 LIKE YOU READY TO GO TELL ON SOMEBODY RIGHT DAMN NOW. 469 00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:24,584 AND WHERE YOUR FLASHLIGHT AT? 470 00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:25,952 YOU'RE RENT-A-COP, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE FLASHLIGHTS, 471 00:21:26,052 --> 00:21:27,887 YOU GOT TO SHINE SOME DAMN BODY. 472 00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:29,556 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GET HANDCUFFS, 473 00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:31,424 FLASHLIGHTS, TASER GUNS-- 474 00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:32,892 TWO GERMAN SHEPHERDS. 475 00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:34,594 Y'ALL MUST AIN'T HEARD WHAT HAPPENED 476 00:21:34,694 --> 00:21:36,128 TO THE LAST SECURITY GUARDS THEY HAD AROUND HERE. 477 00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:37,129 WHAT HAPPENED? 478 00:21:37,364 --> 00:21:39,466 ( chuckles ) 479 00:21:39,566 --> 00:21:41,401 ELROY, MAMA'S IN THE KITCHEN WITH THE SAUCE. 480 00:21:41,501 --> 00:21:43,202 LET'S GO-- AW, SHIT, THE SAUCE, MOVE! 481 00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:45,972 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OTHER TWO S-- 482 00:21:46,072 --> 00:21:47,374 WAIT A MINUTE. 483 00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:48,941 GO SAY "HELLO" TO YOUR GRANDMOTHER. 484 00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:50,910 Willie: COME ON, LET'S GO, MOVE YOUR BIG ASS! 485 00:21:51,010 --> 00:21:53,580 WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE LAST TWO SECURITY GUARDS? 486 00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:55,915 MAMA! 487 00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:57,216 WAKE UP, MAMA! 488 00:21:57,384 --> 00:21:58,485 WHAT THE HELL YOU WANT, ROY? 489 00:21:58,585 --> 00:21:59,786 YOU'RE BURNING THE SAUCE AGAIN. 490 00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:01,220 GIVE ME THE SPOON. 491 00:22:01,388 --> 00:22:03,055 WE'RE NOT GONNA HIT YOU, MAMA. 492 00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:04,757 LOST YOUR MIND SINCE WILLIE SLAPPED YOU. 493 00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:05,858 GET YOUR HANDS OFF HER, WILLIE! 494 00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:07,660 WHAT HAPPENED TO HER? 495 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,496 YOU SHOULD'VE NEVER LET HER GET INTO THE COMMERCIAL, ELROY. 496 00:22:09,596 --> 00:22:11,230 GOT NO BUSINESS WORKING. 497 00:22:11,398 --> 00:22:13,400 YOU'RE THE ONE GAVE HER A CONCUSSION, WILLIE. 498 00:22:13,433 --> 00:22:15,234 YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE ACTING. 499 00:22:15,402 --> 00:22:17,470 SHOULD'VE SMACKED THE HELL OUT OF YOU. 500 00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:18,938 HOW SHE DOING? 501 00:22:19,038 --> 00:22:21,474 HEY, MAMA, BIG MAMA, YOU ALL RIGHT? 502 00:22:21,574 --> 00:22:22,509 WHO ARE YOU? 503 00:22:22,609 --> 00:22:23,776 IT'S CRAIG, MAMA. 504 00:22:23,876 --> 00:22:25,978 WHO CRAIG? DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 505 00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:27,647 YOUR OLDEST GRANDSON. 506 00:22:27,747 --> 00:22:30,082 THE SMART ONE, NOT DAY-DAY. 507 00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:32,419 SHE STILL HAVING 30-SECOND BLACK-OUTS AND BLURRED VISION. 508 00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:33,920 GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! 509 00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:35,488 WHY YOU ALWAYS PLAYING WITH HER ALL THE TIME? 510 00:22:35,588 --> 00:22:37,524 Elroy: THAT'S ENOUGH DAMN SALT THERE, WILLIE! 511 00:22:37,624 --> 00:22:38,858 I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 512 00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:40,059 DON'T NOBODY WANT ALL THAT GODDAMN SALT 513 00:22:40,159 --> 00:22:41,628 IN THEIR POTATO SALAD! 514 00:22:41,728 --> 00:22:42,995 Y'ALL ARGUE TOO MUCH, GOD, 515 00:22:43,095 --> 00:22:44,063 WHAT THE HELL WRONG WITH Y'ALL? 516 00:22:44,163 --> 00:22:45,532 Y'ALL SHOULD GET MARRIED. 517 00:22:45,632 --> 00:22:48,435 WHY ARE YOU IN SO MUCH COMPETITION WITH ME? 518 00:22:48,501 --> 00:22:49,869 YOU JEALOUS, WILLIE. 519 00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:52,439 I CAN'T HELP IT. I LOOK BETTER THAN YOU DO. 520 00:22:52,505 --> 00:22:53,840 YOU DON'T. 521 00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:55,475 I COOK BETTER THAN YOU. YOU CAN'T. 522 00:22:55,575 --> 00:22:57,309 MY DICK IS BIGGER THAN YOURS. 523 00:22:57,510 --> 00:22:58,811 IT WAS COLD THAT NIGHT. 524 00:22:58,911 --> 00:23:00,947 THINK OF THIS, LAST YEAR AT THIS TIME, 525 00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:01,948 YOU HAD WON THE LOTTO. 526 00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:04,050 OVER A MILLION DOLLARS. 527 00:23:04,150 --> 00:23:07,654 ANYBODY ELSE WOULD BE LIVING IN THE FRENCH RIVIERA. 528 00:23:07,754 --> 00:23:09,121 YOU'RE BACK HERE COOKING PIG FEET WITH ME 529 00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:11,891 AT BROTHERS BAR-BAR-BARBEQUE. 530 00:23:11,991 --> 00:23:13,626 YOU TIED-TONGUE DOG CATCHER! 531 00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:15,027 YOU BEST GO CHECK ON THE SAUCE. 532 00:23:15,127 --> 00:23:17,697 YOUR MAMA'S OUT ON HER FEET AGAIN. 533 00:23:17,797 --> 00:23:19,466 DUMB-ASS DOG CATCHER. 534 00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:21,634 "I'M A LOTTO STUD, LOTTO FUCKING STUD." 535 00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:22,902 Craig: SO AFTER POPS AND UNC 536 00:23:23,002 --> 00:23:25,071 ARGUED FOR ANOTHER 15 MINUTES, 537 00:23:25,171 --> 00:23:26,539 IT WAS TIME TO MEET OUR NEW BOSS. 538 00:23:26,639 --> 00:23:27,907 HIS NAME IS MOLY. 539 00:23:28,007 --> 00:23:29,676 Craig: HE RAN THE WHOLE STRIP MALL 540 00:23:29,776 --> 00:23:31,711 AND OWNED HOLY MOLY DONUTS. 541 00:23:31,811 --> 00:23:35,482 BUT, TRUST ME, DON'T EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, 542 00:23:35,548 --> 00:23:38,485 EVER, EVER, EVER, EAT THERE. 543 00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:41,688 WE'LL TAKE THE USUAL, MOLY. 544 00:23:41,788 --> 00:23:44,824 HEY, MOLY! HEY, WILLIE. 545 00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:46,092 HOW YOU DOING, BOY? 546 00:23:46,192 --> 00:23:47,994 GOOD, BUDDY. MERRY CHRISTMAS, BUDDY. 547 00:23:48,094 --> 00:23:49,896 HAPPY HANUKKAH, L'CHAIM. 548 00:23:49,996 --> 00:23:51,531 THESE ARE MY BOYS. 549 00:23:51,631 --> 00:23:53,099 Moly: I'LL BE WITH YOU IN JUST ONE MINUTE, BUDDY. 550 00:23:53,199 --> 00:23:54,300 TAKE YOUR TIME. 551 00:23:54,534 --> 00:23:55,301 DAMN, CRAIG. 552 00:23:55,535 --> 00:23:56,335 JUST BE STILL. 553 00:23:56,569 --> 00:23:57,837 ( flies buzzing ) 554 00:23:57,937 --> 00:23:59,939 WHAT'S UP, HOW'S THE BUSINESS? 555 00:24:00,039 --> 00:24:02,509 EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL, YEAH, BOY! 556 00:24:02,542 --> 00:24:04,110 HAVE YOU SEEN OUR COMMERCIAL? NO, BUDDY. 557 00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:07,714 BAR-B-Q TASTES SO GOOD, MAKE YOU WANNA SMACK YOUR MAMA. 558 00:24:08,681 --> 00:24:09,882 WHAT THE F-- 559 00:24:09,982 --> 00:24:11,083 HEY, BUDDY! 560 00:24:11,183 --> 00:24:12,519 MOLY, WHAT THE FUCK WRONG WITH YOU? 561 00:24:12,585 --> 00:24:14,687 SORRY, BUDDY, REACTION, SORRY. 562 00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:18,090 HEY, GUYS, I HEAR SOMEONE LOOKING FOR A JOB, HUH, GUYS? 563 00:24:18,190 --> 00:24:19,258 I WANNA ASK YOU A QUESTION. 564 00:24:19,526 --> 00:24:20,392 I, UH, OKAY. 565 00:24:20,593 --> 00:24:21,360 WHEN WE GET OUR GUNS? 566 00:24:21,594 --> 00:24:22,929 NO GUNS! 567 00:24:23,029 --> 00:24:25,064 YOU ARE TOP FLIGHT, UNARMED SECURITY GUARDS. 568 00:24:25,164 --> 00:24:27,634 WHAT ABOUT WALKIE-TALKIES? AND SOME FLASHLIGHTS. 569 00:24:27,734 --> 00:24:29,636 WHAT IF WE CATCH A GIRL GIVING UP SOME HEAD 570 00:24:29,736 --> 00:24:31,704 RIGHT IN THE BACK BEHIND THE TRASH CAN? 571 00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:34,106 I HAVE TO COME BACK THERE WITH A FLASHLIGHT AND CATCH HER. 572 00:24:34,206 --> 00:24:35,642 YOU GUYS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE BIG TOUGH GUYS. 573 00:24:35,742 --> 00:24:37,043 YOU DON'T NEED ALL THESE GIDGETS, GADGETS, HUH? 574 00:24:37,143 --> 00:24:38,377 ( flies buzzing ) 575 00:24:38,545 --> 00:24:40,212 ALL YOU NEED IS THIS HERE. 576 00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:43,550 IF THERE'S ANY PROBLEMS, YOU JUST BLOW--TOOT! TOOT! 577 00:24:43,616 --> 00:24:45,184 THESE GUYS ARE HERE ALL THE TIME, THEY COME RUNNING. 578 00:24:45,284 --> 00:24:46,619 ( blowing whistles ) 579 00:24:46,719 --> 00:24:48,154 GODDAMN, CRAIG! 580 00:24:48,254 --> 00:24:49,822 CAN WE HAVE SOME MORE DONUTS? PLEASE. 581 00:24:49,922 --> 00:24:52,258 SEE? VERY QUICK RESPONSE TIME, HUH? 582 00:24:52,358 --> 00:24:54,160 YOU GUYS READY FOR TOUR OF PROPERTY? 583 00:24:54,260 --> 00:24:56,028 ( flies buzzing ) GIVE ME A TWISTER. MAKE IT TWO. 584 00:24:56,128 --> 00:24:57,564 HOLD THE FLIES. 585 00:24:57,597 --> 00:24:59,632 KEEP UP, COME ON, ONE, TWO, ONE, TWO. 586 00:24:59,732 --> 00:25:01,400 COME ON, WITH ME, COME ON. 587 00:25:01,568 --> 00:25:03,102 OKAY, GUYS, SINCE YOU'VE BEEN HERE MANY TIMES BEFORE, 588 00:25:03,202 --> 00:25:04,403 I'M GONNA MAKE IT SHORT AND SWEET. 589 00:25:04,604 --> 00:25:06,005 BUDDY, COME ON. 590 00:25:06,105 --> 00:25:08,741 OKAY, AS YOU KNOW, THIS OVER HERE IS MY PLACE. 591 00:25:08,841 --> 00:25:10,643 IT'S HOLY MOLY DONUT SHOP, HUH? 592 00:25:10,743 --> 00:25:14,614 SAY IT WITH ME, GUYS, "HOLY MOLY DONUT SHOP." 593 00:25:14,714 --> 00:25:17,083 HOLY MOLY DONUT SHOP. 594 00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:20,086 VERY GOOD, YOU GET ONE FREE BEAR CLAW EVERY LUNCH BREAK. 595 00:25:20,186 --> 00:25:22,922 HA HA! HA HA! 596 00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:24,390 COME ON, GUYS. COME ON, COME ON. 597 00:25:24,624 --> 00:25:26,993 OKAY. 598 00:25:27,093 --> 00:25:29,128 OVER HERE IS THE CHROME DOME. 599 00:25:29,228 --> 00:25:31,163 YOU GOT CARS, THEY GOT RIMS. 600 00:25:31,263 --> 00:25:32,865 THIS ONE, OF COURSE, IS YOUR FAMILY BUSINESS-- 601 00:25:32,965 --> 00:25:34,601 BROS. BAR-B-Q. 602 00:25:34,667 --> 00:25:37,036 THAT'S CHECK CASHING, NO I.D. REQUIRED. 603 00:25:37,136 --> 00:25:39,238 AND THIS ONE HERE IS A BRAND NEW STORE. 604 00:25:39,338 --> 00:25:41,173 IT'S A PIMP'S AND HO'S. 605 00:25:41,273 --> 00:25:43,442 SOME KIND OF A FLASHY CLOTHING OR SOMETHING, I DON'T KNOW. 606 00:25:43,676 --> 00:25:45,211 DAMN! DAMN! 607 00:25:45,311 --> 00:25:47,279 WHO IS THAT? 608 00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:50,316 Moly: THAT'S DONNA. SHE'S THE OWNER'S GIRLFRIEND. 609 00:25:50,416 --> 00:25:52,284 HE'S A REALLY FUNNY-DRESSING KIND OF GUY 610 00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:54,621 FROM OUT OF TOWN OR SOMETHING. 611 00:25:54,654 --> 00:25:57,023 HE'S KIND OF A PIG, THOUGH. HE TREAT HER LIKE SHIT. 612 00:25:58,691 --> 00:26:00,893 I WOULD LOVE FOR HER TO BE ONE OF MY WIVES. 613 00:26:00,993 --> 00:26:02,629 DAMN, HOW MANY WIVES YOU GOT? 614 00:26:02,695 --> 00:26:04,897 ME? TWELVE, BUDDY. 615 00:26:04,997 --> 00:26:07,199 YEAH, ALL OF THEM FREAKS, TOO. 616 00:26:07,299 --> 00:26:09,636 * FREAKS COME OUT AT NIGHT, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT * 617 00:26:09,702 --> 00:26:11,037 * FREAKS COME OUT AT NIGHT * 618 00:26:11,137 --> 00:26:12,639 WHODINI, YOU KNOW. 619 00:26:12,672 --> 00:26:15,074 YEAH, BUDDY. ( car honks ) 620 00:26:15,174 --> 00:26:18,110 HE'S GOT A REAL BIG CHARACTER. 621 00:26:18,210 --> 00:26:19,211 HE'S SHORT BUT BIG. 622 00:26:21,247 --> 00:26:23,182 HOLD UP, WAIT A MINUTE, 623 00:26:23,282 --> 00:26:25,351 LET ME PUT SOME PIMPING IN IT. 624 00:26:28,955 --> 00:26:30,022 ( giggles ) 625 00:26:30,122 --> 00:26:32,158 HE'S FUNNY-LOOKING, HUH? 626 00:26:32,258 --> 00:26:34,894 I DON'T KNOW WHY HE DRESS LIKE THIS. 627 00:26:34,994 --> 00:26:37,229 HOW ARE YOU? DOESN'T MATTER. GET THE TRUNK. 628 00:26:37,329 --> 00:26:38,197 ( giggles ) 629 00:26:38,297 --> 00:26:39,231 THANK YOU. 630 00:26:39,331 --> 00:26:40,499 Moly: HE'S GOT PROBLEMS. 631 00:26:40,700 --> 00:26:42,501 QUICKLY NOW, QUICKLY. 632 00:26:42,702 --> 00:26:44,203 GOT A BUSINESS TO RUN. 633 00:26:45,237 --> 00:26:46,272 HEY, BUDDY! 634 00:26:47,707 --> 00:26:49,742 AND DON'T DRAG THAT COAT. 635 00:26:49,842 --> 00:26:51,678 IT COSTS MORE THAN YOU DO. 636 00:26:51,744 --> 00:26:54,313 Moly: OKAY, AND OVER HERE, 637 00:26:54,413 --> 00:26:56,248 THIS IS A LIQUOR STORE. 638 00:26:56,348 --> 00:26:58,851 DON'T LET NOBODY HANG OUT IN FRONT OF THE LIQUOR STORE. 639 00:26:58,951 --> 00:26:59,919 NOBODY, BUDDY. 640 00:27:00,019 --> 00:27:01,688 NOBODY. 641 00:27:01,721 --> 00:27:04,123 AND THIS IS YOUR BOOTH. 642 00:27:04,223 --> 00:27:05,357 ANY QUESTIONS? 643 00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:06,859 YEAH, I GOT ONE QUESTION. 644 00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:08,594 WHAT'S UP, BUDDY, WHAT'S UP? 645 00:27:08,695 --> 00:27:09,929 WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE LAST SECURITY GUARDS 646 00:27:10,029 --> 00:27:11,130 THAT WORKED HERE? YEAH. 647 00:27:11,230 --> 00:27:13,365 YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS, MAN. 648 00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:15,234 IT'S TIME TO GET TO WORK. 649 00:27:15,334 --> 00:27:18,070 COME ON, MAN, REMEMBER, YOU GUYS ARE TOP FLIGHT SECURITY GUARDS. 650 00:27:18,170 --> 00:27:20,206 BEST IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD, HUH? RIGHT. 651 00:27:20,306 --> 00:27:23,142 YOU HAVE TO DEFEND THIS WHOLE PLACE WITH YOUR OWN LIFE. 652 00:27:23,242 --> 00:27:24,977 AND I'LL DIE FOR THIS SHIT, TOO. 653 00:27:25,077 --> 00:27:28,314 REMEMBER, CHRISTMAS EVE MEANS LOTS OF SHOPPERS. 654 00:27:28,414 --> 00:27:31,050 IF THERE'S ANY TROUBLE, YOU COME GET ME. 655 00:27:31,150 --> 00:27:33,219 WHEN YOU TAKE CARE OF IT, THEN COME GET ME. 656 00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:36,055 OKAY, GO, GO, COME ON. 657 00:27:36,155 --> 00:27:37,824 KEEP IT REAL, HUH? 658 00:27:37,924 --> 00:27:40,292 Day-Day: SO WHEN YOU GONNA ASK HIM FOR AN ADVANCEMENT 659 00:27:40,392 --> 00:27:41,761 ON THE FIRST WEEK'S PAY? 660 00:27:41,861 --> 00:27:43,295 DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT, DAY-DAY. 661 00:27:43,395 --> 00:27:44,831 I'LL ASK THE MAN WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT. 662 00:27:44,931 --> 00:27:46,598 YOU JUST KEEP YOUR RABBIT-ASS MOUTH SHUT. 663 00:27:46,799 --> 00:27:48,100 REMEMBER WHAT DAMON SAID. 664 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:50,336 YOU REMEMBER WHAT I SAID, OKAY? 665 00:27:50,436 --> 00:27:52,304 DON'T START TRYING TO OUTTHINK ME, MAN, 666 00:27:52,404 --> 00:27:53,439 BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA HURT YOURSELF. 667 00:27:55,808 --> 00:27:57,009 WHERE YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? 668 00:27:57,109 --> 00:27:58,377 IT'S SMALL IN HERE. 669 00:27:58,477 --> 00:28:00,079 NO, YOU BIG IN HERE. 670 00:28:02,815 --> 00:28:04,583 GET OFF MY FOOT! 671 00:28:04,751 --> 00:28:05,985 JUST SCOOT OVER THERE. 672 00:28:06,085 --> 00:28:07,754 MAN, YOU SCOOT OVER. COME ON, MAN. 673 00:28:11,758 --> 00:28:13,760 THIS SHIT IS UNCOMFORTABLE, MAN. 674 00:28:13,826 --> 00:28:15,294 CAN'T EVEN MOVE IN HERE. 675 00:28:15,394 --> 00:28:16,863 SO WHAT? JUST DEAL WITH IT. 676 00:28:16,963 --> 00:28:18,865 I GOT TO. 677 00:28:18,965 --> 00:28:20,599 SHIT. WHAT WE GONNA DO NOW? 678 00:28:20,767 --> 00:28:22,268 JUST SIT HERE AND WAIT FOR SOMETHING TO HAPPEN. 679 00:28:22,368 --> 00:28:24,470 ( groans ) 680 00:28:24,771 --> 00:28:26,405 NOT ME. 681 00:28:26,505 --> 00:28:27,606 THAT SHIT IS BORING, MAN. 682 00:28:27,807 --> 00:28:29,275 GOOD, I LIKE BORING. 683 00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:30,777 EASY MONEY FOR US. 684 00:28:30,843 --> 00:28:33,345 I HOPE DON'T NOTHIN' HAPPEN ALL DAY. 685 00:28:33,445 --> 00:28:35,181 WE CAN JUST SIT HERE AND WATCH THESE FEMALES 686 00:28:35,281 --> 00:28:36,282 SHOP TILL THEY DROP. 687 00:28:36,382 --> 00:28:38,117 MATTER OF FACT, WATCH OUT. 688 00:28:40,820 --> 00:28:41,788 AIN'T THIS A BITCH. 689 00:28:41,854 --> 00:28:43,022 I'M WAITING ON SOME ACTION. 690 00:28:43,122 --> 00:28:45,057 YOU HEARD WHAT MR. MOLY SAID. 691 00:28:45,157 --> 00:28:47,894 WE TOP FLIGHT SECURITY OF THE WORLD, CRAIG! 692 00:28:47,994 --> 00:28:50,629 SHIT, NOT JUST THE CITY, THE WORLD. 693 00:28:50,797 --> 00:28:53,299 BEEN JACKED BY SANTA CLAUS, ALL KIND OF SHIT. 694 00:28:53,399 --> 00:28:55,301 THEY NEED SECURITY IN THE WORLD, CRAIG! 695 00:28:55,401 --> 00:28:56,535 SHIT. 696 00:28:56,803 --> 00:28:58,670 FOR ONE THING, CALM DOWN. 697 00:28:58,871 --> 00:29:00,807 SLOW YOUR ROLL. SHIT. 698 00:29:00,873 --> 00:29:02,909 DON'T LET THAT MAN PUMP YOU UP, DAY-DAY, 699 00:29:03,009 --> 00:29:04,811 AND GET YOUR ASS SHOT OUT HERE. 700 00:29:04,877 --> 00:29:07,346 WE AIN'T NO DAMN TOP FLIGHT SECURITY OF THE WORLD. 701 00:29:07,446 --> 00:29:09,015 WE CRAIG AND DAY-DAY. 702 00:29:09,115 --> 00:29:10,883 SO JUST KICK BACK, RELAX-- 703 00:29:10,983 --> 00:29:13,352 YOU HEARD WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST SECURITY GUARDS. 704 00:29:13,452 --> 00:29:14,821 YOU DIDN'T EVEN HEAR WHAT HAPPENED 705 00:29:14,887 --> 00:29:16,188 TO THE LAST SECURITY GUARDS, 706 00:29:16,288 --> 00:29:18,524 SO HOW THE FUCK IS I GONNA HEAR IT? 707 00:29:18,624 --> 00:29:20,860 JUST DO YOUR JOB, AND I'M GONNA DO MINE. 708 00:29:22,895 --> 00:29:24,430 SHIT. NO PROBLEM. 709 00:29:24,530 --> 00:29:25,932 I'M GONNA DO MY JOB. 710 00:29:26,032 --> 00:29:27,399 NO PROBLEM. 711 00:29:27,499 --> 00:29:29,101 GET YOUR DAMN FEET OUT OF MY F-- 712 00:29:29,201 --> 00:29:31,137 ( women singing ) 713 00:29:33,005 --> 00:29:37,343 * JOY TO THE WORLD, THE LORD IS COME * 714 00:29:37,443 --> 00:29:38,644 BINGO! 715 00:29:38,878 --> 00:29:40,046 I GOT ACTION. 716 00:29:42,014 --> 00:29:43,916 WHAT'S UP? 717 00:29:44,016 --> 00:29:47,854 * LET EVERY HEART PREPARE HIM ROOM * 718 00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:49,755 * AND HEAVEN AND NATURE SING * 719 00:29:49,856 --> 00:29:51,557 * AND HEAVEN AND NATURE SING * 720 00:29:51,858 --> 00:29:55,227 * LA LA LA LA * 721 00:29:55,327 --> 00:29:56,963 ( blows whistle ) 722 00:29:57,063 --> 00:29:59,398 HEAVEN AND-- FUCK ALL THAT SHIT! 723 00:29:59,498 --> 00:30:01,333 Y'ALL HOS GOTTA GET OFF THIS CORNER WITH THAT. 724 00:30:03,069 --> 00:30:04,303 EXCUSE ME, SUGAR. WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? 725 00:30:04,403 --> 00:30:05,838 YOU HEARD ME WHAT I SAID, 726 00:30:05,938 --> 00:30:07,706 "Y'ALL HOS GOTTA MOVE UP OFF THIS CORNER." 727 00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:09,575 YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR LITTLE FILTHY MOUTH. 728 00:30:09,675 --> 00:30:12,111 NOW, YOU ARE TALKING TO CHILDREN OF THE LORD. 729 00:30:12,211 --> 00:30:13,445 THAT'S RIGHT! 730 00:30:13,545 --> 00:30:15,781 I WANT YOU TO KNOW WHO YOU TALKING TO, TOO. 731 00:30:15,882 --> 00:30:17,850 TOP FLIGHT MOTHERFUCKING SECURITY. 732 00:30:17,950 --> 00:30:20,486 DAY-DAY, YOU CAN'T TALK TO THESE OLD-ASS LADIES LIKE THAT. 733 00:30:20,586 --> 00:30:21,954 OLD?! EXCUSE ME! 734 00:30:22,054 --> 00:30:23,722 JUST BACK ME UP AND DO YOUR DAMN JOB! 735 00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:25,124 NOW, Y'ALL MOVE IT ON AND TAKE THAT SHIT-- 736 00:30:25,224 --> 00:30:26,959 WAIT A MINUTE, BITCH! 737 00:30:27,059 --> 00:30:28,627 NOW, I AIN'T NO KILLER, YOU UNDERSTAND ME? OKAY. 738 00:30:28,727 --> 00:30:30,729 BUT DON'T YOU PUSH ME, DON'T YOU TOUCH ME! 739 00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:32,431 YOU GONNA MAKE ME BLOW THIS WHISTLE. 740 00:30:32,531 --> 00:30:33,966 I'LL CLEAR ALL THIS SHIT OUT. 741 00:30:34,066 --> 00:30:36,568 FUCK YOU AND YOUR WHISTLE! 742 00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:39,071 Y'ALL TRYING TO USE THE LORD TO SELL PUSSY ON THIS CORNER, 743 00:30:39,171 --> 00:30:40,106 I ALREADY KNOW. 744 00:30:40,206 --> 00:30:41,740 SHUT YOUR LITTLE FILTHY MOUTH! 745 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,375 ( all yelling at once ) 746 00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:45,644 CALM DOWN! 747 00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:47,013 LET'S GO ON TO CHURCH, 748 00:30:47,113 --> 00:30:48,447 AND WE GONNA PRAY FOR THESE NIGGAS. 749 00:30:48,547 --> 00:30:50,349 HAVE MERCY, JESUS. FORGIVE ME, LORD. 750 00:30:50,449 --> 00:30:51,750 * JOY TO THE WORLD 751 00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:53,019 WHAT? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 752 00:30:53,119 --> 00:30:54,586 YOU CAN'T TALK TO PEOPLE LIKE THAT. 753 00:30:54,686 --> 00:30:55,554 THAT'S SOMEBODY'S GRANDMAMA, FOOL! 754 00:30:55,654 --> 00:30:56,889 MAN, I CAN TALK TO PEOPLE 755 00:30:56,989 --> 00:30:58,891 ANY FUCKING WAY I WANT TO TALK TO THEM. 756 00:30:58,991 --> 00:31:00,592 AND I'M THE LAW AROUND HERE. 757 00:31:00,692 --> 00:31:03,195 AND I'M GONNA WRITE YOUR ASS UP FOR INSUBORDINATION. 758 00:31:03,295 --> 00:31:05,697 SO LET ME DO MY JOB AND YOU DO YOURS. 759 00:31:05,932 --> 00:31:07,934 TOP FLIGHT. 760 00:31:07,967 --> 00:31:10,136 Craig: MAN, I COULDN'T BELIEVE HOW DAY-DAY WAS ACTING. 761 00:31:10,236 --> 00:31:12,604 EVER SINCE HE GOT THAT WHISTLE AROUND HIS NECK, 762 00:31:12,704 --> 00:31:14,941 HE BEEN ACTING LIKE A REAL ASSHOLE RENT-A-COP. 763 00:31:15,007 --> 00:31:16,142 HALT! HEY! 764 00:31:16,242 --> 00:31:17,643 LOOK AT HIM. 765 00:31:17,944 --> 00:31:19,345 WHERE YOU GOING? 766 00:31:19,445 --> 00:31:21,347 TO PARK SO I CAN GO IN THE CHECK-CASHING PLACE. 767 00:31:21,447 --> 00:31:22,982 YOU CAN'T PARK RIGHT HERE. 768 00:31:23,082 --> 00:31:24,616 WHY NOT? BECAUSE THERE'S A NEW POLICY. 769 00:31:24,716 --> 00:31:26,953 GIVE ME THE NUMBER OR YOU CAN'T PARK HERE IN THIS LOT. 770 00:31:27,019 --> 00:31:28,787 I AIN'T NEVER HEARD OF NO POLICY LIKE THAT! 771 00:31:28,955 --> 00:31:32,624 'CAUSE YOU NOT MET A TOP FLIGHT SECURITY NIGGA LIKE ME! 772 00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:33,592 GIVE ME THE NUMBER OR GET FUCKING ROLLING. 773 00:31:33,692 --> 00:31:35,161 Craig: LOOK AT THAT FOOL. 774 00:31:35,261 --> 00:31:37,063 Woman: I AM NOT ABOUT TO GIVE YOU MY NUMBER... 775 00:31:37,163 --> 00:31:38,797 GOT TO PUT A STOP TO THIS SHIT. 776 00:31:38,965 --> 00:31:40,967 ...FOR NO PARKING SPOT, OKAY, 'CAUSE I'M MARRIED! 777 00:31:41,033 --> 00:31:42,801 GET THIS PIECE OF SHIT OUT OF HERE-- 778 00:31:42,969 --> 00:31:44,203 HE WAS JUST PLAYING. GO AHEAD. 779 00:31:44,303 --> 00:31:45,537 I'M NOT PLAYING. 780 00:31:45,637 --> 00:31:47,306 YOU BETTER NOT PARK THIS SHIT. BYE-BYE. 781 00:31:47,406 --> 00:31:49,308 YOU BETTER BRING THAT MOTHERFUCKING CAR BACK HERE. 782 00:31:49,408 --> 00:31:50,809 MAN, WHAT DID I DO? 783 00:31:50,977 --> 00:31:52,478 DAY-DAY. I GOT THIS! 784 00:31:52,578 --> 00:31:54,713 WHY EVERY TIME YOU GET A LITTLE POSITION OF POWER, 785 00:31:54,981 --> 00:31:56,148 YOU ABUSE YOUR AUTHORITY? 786 00:31:56,248 --> 00:31:58,150 YOU NEED TO WORK ON YOUR PEOPLE SKILLS. 787 00:31:58,250 --> 00:31:59,651 OH, THAT'S SOME BULLSHIT. 788 00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:01,487 MY PEOPLE SKILLS ARE WAY BETTER THAN YOURS, NIGGA. 789 00:32:01,587 --> 00:32:04,190 JUST SIT DOWN AND RELAX. 790 00:32:08,327 --> 00:32:10,529 BINGO! GOT MORE ACTION! 791 00:32:10,629 --> 00:32:13,199 ( blowing whistle ) 792 00:32:15,301 --> 00:32:17,369 GET Y'ALL LITTLE BAD-ASS MO' OVER HERE! 793 00:32:17,469 --> 00:32:19,371 MAN, LEAVE THEM DAMN KIDS ALONE! 794 00:32:19,471 --> 00:32:21,340 ( blowing whistle ) 795 00:32:23,475 --> 00:32:25,177 STOP BLOWING THAT GODDAMN WHISTLE! 796 00:32:25,277 --> 00:32:28,380 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, DAY-DAY, YOU TRIPPIN'! 797 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:30,616 SOME LAPD SHIT. 798 00:32:30,716 --> 00:32:33,252 YOU KNOW WHAT? DON'T HATE, APPRECIATE. 799 00:32:33,352 --> 00:32:35,254 YOU'RE JUST MAD 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS ON THE-- 800 00:32:35,354 --> 00:32:36,455 ( blows whistle ) 801 00:32:36,555 --> 00:32:38,024 CRIME-- 802 00:32:38,090 --> 00:32:39,858 CALM YOUR ASS DOWN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER. 803 00:32:40,026 --> 00:32:41,027 YOU AIN'T GOTTA CALM ME DOWN. 804 00:32:41,093 --> 00:32:43,095 I'M THE PO-- FIRE THAT UP. 805 00:32:43,195 --> 00:32:46,098 NOT ON DUTY. NOT ON DUTY. 806 00:32:46,198 --> 00:32:47,266 YOU BETTER FIRE THIS SHIT UP! 807 00:32:47,366 --> 00:32:48,934 I AIN'T NO GROCERY STORE BOUNCER, 808 00:32:49,035 --> 00:32:51,270 I'M A REAL TOP FLIGHT MOTHERFUCKING SECURITY GUARD. 809 00:32:51,370 --> 00:32:52,404 YOU GOTTA RECOGNIZE THE DIFFERENCE 810 00:32:52,504 --> 00:32:54,273 BETWEEN THE POLICE, A TOP FLIGHT-- 811 00:32:54,373 --> 00:32:57,543 LIGHT THIS SHIT. WE ARE NOT LITTLE NO MORE. 812 00:32:57,643 --> 00:32:59,245 COME ON! IT'S ONE-ON-ONE! 813 00:32:59,345 --> 00:33:00,146 WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? 814 00:33:00,246 --> 00:33:01,247 COME ON! 815 00:33:03,715 --> 00:33:05,217 YOU KNOW WHAT? 816 00:33:05,317 --> 00:33:06,652 YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE PUNKING ME WHEN WE GET 40, 817 00:33:06,752 --> 00:33:09,088 I'M LETTING YOU KNOW THAT RIGHT NOW. 818 00:33:09,188 --> 00:33:11,323 THIS SHIT GONNA STOP ONE DAY, DUDE. 819 00:33:11,423 --> 00:33:13,459 WELL, IT AIN'T GONNA STOP TODAY. 820 00:33:13,559 --> 00:33:17,229 SO LIGHT IT UP BEFORE I BEAT THAT ASS. 821 00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:19,431 WHATEVER. YEAH, YEAH. 822 00:33:19,531 --> 00:33:21,500 THIS BARNEY FIFE SHIT. 823 00:33:26,605 --> 00:33:28,640 I'M THINKING OF SOMETHING RIGHT NOW. 824 00:33:28,740 --> 00:33:30,142 THAT'S SOME GOOD SHIT, RIGHT? 825 00:33:30,242 --> 00:33:33,912 NO, YOU'RE A BAD-ASS INFLUENCE ON MY LIFE. 826 00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:35,481 EVER SINCE I'VE BEEN KICKING IT WITH YOU, 827 00:33:35,581 --> 00:33:38,917 MY LIFE HAS BEEN IN SHAMBLES, DUDE. 828 00:33:39,085 --> 00:33:40,352 GIVE ME MY GODDAMN JOINT. 829 00:33:40,452 --> 00:33:42,254 HOLD ON, LET ME HIT IT ONE MORE TIME. 830 00:33:42,354 --> 00:33:44,456 ONE MORE TIME, LET ME HIT IT, MAN. 831 00:33:44,556 --> 00:33:46,625 NIGGA, YOU GAVE IT TO ME TO SMOKE. 832 00:33:46,725 --> 00:33:48,160 I AIN'T NO BAD INFLUENCE ON YOU, NIGGA, 833 00:33:48,260 --> 00:33:49,495 I'M THE BEST COUSIN YOU GOT. 834 00:33:49,595 --> 00:33:51,163 IF IT WASN'T FOR ME, 835 00:33:51,263 --> 00:33:52,998 YOU'D BE GETTING PUNKED ALL THE TIME, NIGGA. 836 00:33:53,099 --> 00:33:55,767 AND I KEEP YOU SAFE, AND I KEEP YOU WARM, NIGGA, 837 00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:58,404 'CAUSE YOU KNOW HOW A LITTLE TIMID YOU ARE. 838 00:33:58,504 --> 00:33:59,638 LOOK, LOOK. 839 00:34:01,107 --> 00:34:02,408 WHATEVER. 840 00:34:02,508 --> 00:34:04,376 ( all yelling ) 841 00:34:04,476 --> 00:34:06,512 MAN, IT'S JUST US-- CRAIG AND DAY-DAY, DAMN! 842 00:34:06,612 --> 00:34:07,746 CRAIG AND DAY-DAY! 843 00:34:07,846 --> 00:34:09,581 HELL, I WAS ABOUT TO BARRY BONDS 844 00:34:09,681 --> 00:34:11,150 Y'ALL'S BLACK ASSES! 845 00:34:11,250 --> 00:34:13,018 YOU ALMOST MADE ME CATCH A HEART ATTACK. 846 00:34:13,119 --> 00:34:15,687 I OUGHT TO HIT YOU IN YOUR ASS AND GIVE YOU BRAIN DAMAGE. 847 00:34:15,787 --> 00:34:19,125 LET ME HIT THAT BEFORE WILLIE BRING HIS OL' SQUARE ASS HERE. 848 00:34:19,158 --> 00:34:22,128 YOU CAN GO TO JAIL FOR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT FOR REAL, DADDY. 849 00:34:22,161 --> 00:34:24,130 HE BEEN REAL BRAND NEW TODAY. 850 00:34:24,196 --> 00:34:25,664 HOW'S IT GOING OUT HERE SO FAR? 851 00:34:25,764 --> 00:34:27,499 IT'S BEEN BORING AND QUIET. 852 00:34:27,599 --> 00:34:29,235 JUST WAIT AROUND, THEM YOUNG THUGS AND HOODS-- 853 00:34:29,335 --> 00:34:31,537 THEY DON'T COME OUT TILL ABOUT 1:00 or 1:30. 854 00:34:31,637 --> 00:34:34,840 THEY COMING. I JUST PRAY TO GOD I'M HERE WHEN THEY COME. 855 00:34:34,940 --> 00:34:38,344 UNCLE ELROY GONNA BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM! 856 00:34:38,444 --> 00:34:40,146 HO HO HO, MOTHERFUCKERS! 857 00:34:40,212 --> 00:34:41,747 WHAT YOU LOOKING AT BEFORE I SHOOT YOU IN YOUR MOUTH? 858 00:34:41,847 --> 00:34:44,516 TURN AROUND! UP AGAINST THE WALL! 859 00:34:44,616 --> 00:34:46,985 JESUS! SHUT UP! 860 00:34:47,153 --> 00:34:48,520 TURN AROUND! WHAT YOU GOT, TOOTHPICK? 861 00:34:48,620 --> 00:34:49,521 I AIN'T GOT NOTHIN'. 862 00:34:49,621 --> 00:34:50,589 ( farts ) 863 00:34:50,689 --> 00:34:51,990 SHITTING ON YOURSELF. 864 00:34:52,158 --> 00:34:53,725 WHAT YOU LOOKING AT? WHAT YOU LOOKING AT? 865 00:34:53,825 --> 00:34:55,161 HEY, MAN, DON'T I KNOW YOU? 866 00:34:55,227 --> 00:34:56,262 YOU GONNA KNOW A BULLET IN YOUR ASS! 867 00:34:56,362 --> 00:34:58,164 THIS IS ALL YOU GOT? 868 00:34:58,230 --> 00:34:59,998 I AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' BUT $20 FUNKY-ASS DOLLARS. 869 00:35:00,166 --> 00:35:01,433 I OUGHT TO SHOOT YOUR BROKE ASS. 870 00:35:01,533 --> 00:35:02,501 ( moaning ) SHUT UP! 871 00:35:02,601 --> 00:35:03,769 WHAT'S UP, AL GREEN? 872 00:35:03,869 --> 00:35:05,237 YOU REMIND ME OF THEM OLD PLAYERS 873 00:35:05,337 --> 00:35:07,406 THAT BE UP IN THE CLUB WITH THEM YOUNG GIRLS. 874 00:35:07,506 --> 00:35:09,175 YOU REMIND ME OF A YOUNG NIGGA 875 00:35:09,241 --> 00:35:10,709 THAT'S FUCKING WITH THE WRONG OLD NIGGA. 876 00:35:10,809 --> 00:35:12,711 TURN YOUR-- HE'S GONNA SHOOT YOUR ASS! 877 00:35:12,811 --> 00:35:14,012 GET UP AGAINST THE WALL! 878 00:35:14,180 --> 00:35:15,714 SHUT UP! GIVE ME THE WATCH! 879 00:35:15,814 --> 00:35:16,915 GIVE ME THE WATCH! 880 00:35:17,183 --> 00:35:18,584 NO, NOT THE ROLLIE! 881 00:35:18,684 --> 00:35:20,018 NOW IT'S A STOLLIE. GIVE ME THE WATCH! 882 00:35:20,186 --> 00:35:21,387 LOOKING LIKE A MISSISSIPPI PIMP! 883 00:35:21,487 --> 00:35:23,021 BITCH BETTER HAVE MY SWEET POTATO. 884 00:35:23,189 --> 00:35:25,023 HO HO HO, TOP FLIGHT SECURITY. 885 00:35:25,191 --> 00:35:26,057 MERRY CHRISTMAS, MOTHERFUCKER! 886 00:35:26,258 --> 00:35:27,726 SANTA CLAUS GOT MY ROLEX! 887 00:35:27,826 --> 00:35:28,760 ( blowing whistle ) 888 00:35:28,860 --> 00:35:30,696 DO SOMETHING, DO SOMETHING! 889 00:35:30,796 --> 00:35:32,030 DAY-DAY! 890 00:35:32,198 --> 00:35:33,732 SANTA AIN'T ROBBIN' ME! 891 00:35:33,832 --> 00:35:35,734 SHIT! UNC! 892 00:35:35,834 --> 00:35:36,735 ( blowing whistle ) 893 00:35:36,835 --> 00:35:38,404 HEY! MOVE, MOVE! 894 00:35:40,339 --> 00:35:42,408 ...THREE QUARTERS, TWO DIMES, AND A NICKEL. 895 00:35:42,508 --> 00:35:44,210 HA HA HA! THAT'S GOOD! 896 00:35:46,245 --> 00:35:47,746 ( blowing whistle ) 897 00:35:47,846 --> 00:35:49,315 DON'T Y'ALL HEAR ME BLOWING THIS WHISTLE?! 898 00:35:49,415 --> 00:35:50,649 WHAT IS IT, BUDDY? 899 00:35:50,749 --> 00:35:52,318 WE JUST GOT JACKED BY SANTA CLAUS! 900 00:35:52,418 --> 00:35:54,320 HE ALMOST TIED US UP, FUCKED US, AND ROBBED US! 901 00:35:54,420 --> 00:35:55,587 HE PULLED OUT A PISTOL AND-- 902 00:35:55,687 --> 00:35:56,622 ARE YOU ON CRACK, BUDDY? 903 00:35:56,722 --> 00:35:57,789 ( yelling ) 904 00:36:03,295 --> 00:36:04,463 ( car honking ) 905 00:36:04,563 --> 00:36:06,765 ( tires squealing ) 906 00:36:09,401 --> 00:36:10,802 HEY, MAN, JUST LET IT GO. 907 00:36:10,902 --> 00:36:13,239 GET YOUR GODDAMN HANDS OFF ME! 908 00:36:13,272 --> 00:36:14,506 ME AND MY COUSIN AND MY DADDY, 909 00:36:14,606 --> 00:36:16,642 WE JUST GOT JACKED A MINUTE AGO BY SANTA CLAUS! 910 00:36:16,742 --> 00:36:18,344 BUT YOU'RE SECURITY GUARD, BUDDY. 911 00:36:18,444 --> 00:36:21,480 THAT'S WHY I ASKED YOUR ASS FOR THEM TWO FLASHLIGHTS. 912 00:36:21,580 --> 00:36:23,349 ( all laughing ) 913 00:36:23,449 --> 00:36:24,783 Moly: THESE GUYS! 914 00:36:24,883 --> 00:36:26,618 SEE, THAT'S WHY I HATE THE FUCKING LAW! 915 00:36:26,718 --> 00:36:28,587 GET YOUR FAT ASS UP AND GO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! 916 00:36:28,687 --> 00:36:29,955 YOU GET UP, TOO! 917 00:36:30,055 --> 00:36:31,857 LOOK, MAN, FUCKING GIVE ME SOME FLASHLIGHTS, 918 00:36:31,957 --> 00:36:33,759 OR WE'RE GONNA GET KILLED AROUND HERE! 919 00:36:33,859 --> 00:36:34,760 JACKED BY SANTA CLAUS! 920 00:36:34,860 --> 00:36:35,994 ON CHRISTMAS EVE! 921 00:36:36,262 --> 00:36:38,430 TWICE IN ONE DAY! 922 00:36:38,530 --> 00:36:39,865 YOU WANTED TO GRAB SOMEBODY, 923 00:36:39,965 --> 00:36:42,100 SHIT, GRAB THAT NIGGA WHO STOLE MY ROLEX! 924 00:36:42,268 --> 00:36:45,804 SECURITY. YOU NEED TO TURN IN YOUR DAMN WHISTLE. 925 00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:55,714 TV: * HOW DO YOU WANT IT 926 00:36:55,814 --> 00:36:57,283 WHERE YOU GOING, MAMA? 927 00:36:57,349 --> 00:36:59,117 I'M GOING TO MAKE MY DAILY ROUNDS. 928 00:36:59,285 --> 00:37:01,487 HEY, CAN YOU MAKE ME A SANDWICH WHEN YOU GET BACK? 929 00:37:01,587 --> 00:37:03,355 MAKE YOUR OWN DAMN SANDWICH. 930 00:37:03,455 --> 00:37:04,690 ( door closes ) 931 00:37:04,790 --> 00:37:05,824 * GOT A BROTHER WANTING IT SO BAD * 932 00:37:05,924 --> 00:37:07,826 * I'M ABOUT TO PASS OUT 933 00:37:07,926 --> 00:37:10,796 * WANNA DIG YOU, AND I CAN'T EVEN LIE ABOUT IT, BABY * 934 00:37:10,896 --> 00:37:12,298 * JUST ALLEVIATE YOUR CLOTHES * 935 00:37:12,331 --> 00:37:13,465 * TIME TO FLY UP OUT IT * 936 00:37:13,565 --> 00:37:17,703 TUPAC... TUPAC, TUPAC. 937 00:37:17,803 --> 00:37:21,540 GODDAMN, YOU FINE! 938 00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:24,410 OOH, NIGGA, THE WAY YOU TALK GANGSTA, NIGGA. 939 00:37:24,510 --> 00:37:25,911 ( panting ) 940 00:37:33,452 --> 00:37:35,321 ( whimpering ) 941 00:37:36,655 --> 00:37:38,324 CRAIG? 942 00:37:39,391 --> 00:37:41,360 DAY-DAY? 943 00:37:41,460 --> 00:37:43,362 YOO-HOO! 944 00:37:43,462 --> 00:37:45,531 ANYBODY HOME? 945 00:37:47,933 --> 00:37:49,868 NOBODY HERE. 946 00:37:51,637 --> 00:37:52,738 ( gasps ) 947 00:37:52,838 --> 00:37:54,940 OH, MY GOODNESS. 948 00:37:57,142 --> 00:38:01,947 WHAT IN THE HELL DONE HAPPENED TO THE MAIL? 949 00:38:02,047 --> 00:38:04,750 HMM. I AIN'T THE ONLY ONE THEY OWE. 950 00:38:05,951 --> 00:38:07,886 DIRTY BASTARDS. 951 00:38:07,986 --> 00:38:09,254 * UP AND DOWN LIKE A ROLLER COASTER * 952 00:38:09,355 --> 00:38:10,889 * GONNA COME BESIDE YOU 953 00:38:10,989 --> 00:38:11,957 * I AIN'T STOPPIN' TILL THE SHOW IS OVER * 954 00:38:12,057 --> 00:38:13,559 * 'CAUSE I'M A RIDER 955 00:38:13,659 --> 00:38:14,826 * IN AND OUT JUST LIKE A ROBBERY * 956 00:38:20,566 --> 00:38:22,000 OOH! 957 00:38:22,100 --> 00:38:24,436 THIS CHILD IS FILTHY! 958 00:38:30,041 --> 00:38:32,077 HUH! WISHFUL THINKING. 959 00:38:35,881 --> 00:38:36,982 ( sniffing ) 960 00:38:37,082 --> 00:38:38,717 OOH! WEED. 961 00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:43,922 GOT ME SOME WEED! 962 00:38:44,022 --> 00:38:46,625 UH-HUH, THAT'S WHY THEY AIN'T PAID THEIR DAMN RENT. 963 00:38:46,725 --> 00:38:47,893 ( growling ) 964 00:38:47,993 --> 00:38:49,795 AAH! 965 00:38:49,895 --> 00:38:51,430 ( sirens wailing ) 966 00:38:51,530 --> 00:38:52,831 SO WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THAT? 967 00:38:52,931 --> 00:38:54,500 I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT SHIT. 968 00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:56,301 Y'ALL AIN'T GONNA CATCH NO DAMN BODY. 969 00:38:56,402 --> 00:38:59,070 I JUST WANT YOU TO WHIP SOME ASS ON YOUR WAY TO THE STATION. 970 00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:00,772 AT LEAST I'LL FEEL BETTER THEN. 971 00:39:00,872 --> 00:39:02,608 WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING IN THE ALLEY ANYWAY? 972 00:39:02,708 --> 00:39:04,443 I WAS EMPTYING THE TRASH, WILLIE! 973 00:39:04,543 --> 00:39:05,444 I'D ALREADY TAKEN OUT THE TRASH! 974 00:39:05,544 --> 00:39:07,078 WELL, IT WAS FULL! 975 00:39:07,178 --> 00:39:08,947 DON'T YOU MESS UP THIS B-B-BARBECUE BUSINESS! 976 00:39:09,047 --> 00:39:10,482 I'M GONNA KEEP MY EYE ON YOU! 977 00:39:10,582 --> 00:39:12,317 I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOUR LAZY EYE, 978 00:39:12,418 --> 00:39:14,252 YOU POPEYE-LOOKING SON OF A-- 979 00:39:14,420 --> 00:39:17,523 NO, WAIT A MINUTE! I STARTED THIS BARBECUE SHIT! 980 00:39:17,623 --> 00:39:20,426 IS THIS THE MOTHERFUCKING THANKS I GET?! 981 00:39:20,459 --> 00:39:22,260 THAT'S ENOUGH, ENOUGH! CALM DOWN! 982 00:39:22,428 --> 00:39:23,529 I JUST APPRECIATE YOU 983 00:39:23,629 --> 00:39:25,431 EVEN BLESSING ME WITH YOUR PRESENCE. 984 00:39:25,497 --> 00:39:29,067 BISHOP MAGIC DON JUAN AND MONEY MOTHERFUCKIN' MIKE! 985 00:39:29,167 --> 00:39:30,636 WHAT THEY KNOW ABOUT THAT? 986 00:39:30,736 --> 00:39:32,438 LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT-- 987 00:39:32,504 --> 00:39:35,841 FOR THE SECOND TIME, Y'ALL GOT JACKED BY SANTA CLAUS? 988 00:39:35,941 --> 00:39:36,875 YUP. Craig: YEAH. 989 00:39:36,975 --> 00:39:38,343 BLACK GUY, WASN'T IT? 990 00:39:38,444 --> 00:39:41,346 NAH, THIS WAS A NIGGA THAT DID THIS. 991 00:39:41,447 --> 00:39:43,114 IF I BUILD IT, THE HOS WILL COME. 992 00:39:43,214 --> 00:39:44,516 LEARN FROM THE BEST. GOD BLESS YOU, MIKE. 993 00:39:44,616 --> 00:39:46,685 KEEP YOUR GAME TIGHT, PLAYER. 994 00:39:46,785 --> 00:39:48,820 Day-Day: HE GOT DADDY'S ROLEX! 995 00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:50,856 * DASHING THROUGH THESE HOS 996 00:39:50,956 --> 00:39:53,291 * IN A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH 997 00:39:53,459 --> 00:39:56,928 EVERYTHING IS 25% OFF. EVERYTHING MUST GO. 998 00:39:57,028 --> 00:39:59,665 MAYBE EVEN YOU. 999 00:39:59,765 --> 00:40:01,800 Willie: EXPLAIN YOURSELF NOW, PLAYER. 1000 00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:05,704 DAY-DAY! OW, DADDY! 1001 00:40:05,804 --> 00:40:07,405 YOU TALK TOO DAMN MUCH! 1002 00:40:07,506 --> 00:40:09,307 HE DIDN'T WANT TO BLOW HIS WHISTLE, SO I BLEW MINE. 1003 00:40:09,541 --> 00:40:10,442 CRAIG. CRAIG! 1004 00:40:10,542 --> 00:40:11,209 HUH? 1005 00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:13,044 PAY ATTENTION! 1006 00:40:13,144 --> 00:40:15,013 THAT'S THE REASON WE GOT JACKED IN THE FIRST PLACE. 1007 00:40:15,113 --> 00:40:17,082 Officer: WE'LL MAKE OUT OUR REPORT AND GET BACK TO YOU. 1008 00:40:17,182 --> 00:40:20,051 GO ON NOW, BREAK THIS UP, LET'S GO. 1009 00:40:20,151 --> 00:40:21,920 COME ON, GUYS, Y'ALL HAVE TO GET DRESSED. 1010 00:40:22,020 --> 00:40:23,221 THE KIDS WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE. 1011 00:40:23,421 --> 00:40:24,656 BACK TO WORK, DODO. 1012 00:40:24,756 --> 00:40:26,157 I'M GOING BACK THERE. 1013 00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:34,766 I DIDN'T KNOW 1014 00:40:34,866 --> 00:40:38,036 YOU CAN MAKE A SNOWMAN IN 80-DEGREE WEATHER. 1015 00:40:38,136 --> 00:40:39,337 WELL, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. 1016 00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:42,608 ALL YOU NEED IS A CAN OF SNOW. 1017 00:40:42,708 --> 00:40:44,075 WHAT'S CRACKING? MY NAME CRAIG. 1018 00:40:44,175 --> 00:40:45,110 HI, I'M DONNA. 1019 00:40:45,210 --> 00:40:46,612 WHAT'S UP, DONNA? 1020 00:40:46,712 --> 00:40:48,113 WHAT KIND OF STUFF Y'ALL SELL IN HERE? 1021 00:40:48,213 --> 00:40:49,414 WE GOT EVERYTHING. 1022 00:40:49,515 --> 00:40:52,150 WE'VE GOT FUBU, SEAN JOHN, DADA. 1023 00:40:52,250 --> 00:40:54,052 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR? 1024 00:40:54,152 --> 00:40:56,755 I DON'T KNOW. ANYTHING'S BETTER THAN WHAT I GOT ON. 1025 00:40:56,855 --> 00:40:58,757 WHAT, YOU DON'T LIKE THE FLASHLIGHT LOOK? 1026 00:40:58,857 --> 00:41:00,592 HA HA HA. 1027 00:41:00,692 --> 00:41:02,594 I SEE YOU GOT JOKES. 1028 00:41:02,694 --> 00:41:04,696 WELL, YOU CAN ALWAYS BUY YOUR GIRLFRIEND SOMETHING. 1029 00:41:04,796 --> 00:41:06,264 WE HAVE LADIES' WEAR, TOO. 1030 00:41:06,532 --> 00:41:08,033 YEAH, Y'ALL DO, HUH? 1031 00:41:08,133 --> 00:41:10,201 I DON'T REALLY GOT A GIRLFRIEND, YOU KNOW. 1032 00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:12,571 I USUALLY GET RID OF THEM THIS TIME OF YEAR. 1033 00:41:12,671 --> 00:41:14,205 THAT WAY YOU AIN'T GOT TO BUY THEM SHIT. 1034 00:41:15,741 --> 00:41:17,008 FOR REAL? 1035 00:41:17,108 --> 00:41:18,076 YEAH, WHY NOT? 1036 00:41:19,177 --> 00:41:20,145 I'M JUST PLAYING. 1037 00:41:21,580 --> 00:41:22,681 I SEE YOU GOT JOKES. 1038 00:41:22,781 --> 00:41:24,249 A COUPLE. 1039 00:41:24,349 --> 00:41:26,885 SO THAT'S YOUR LITTLE MIDGET BOYFRIEND? 1040 00:41:26,985 --> 00:41:28,654 LITTLE MICRO-MINI PIMP UP IN THERE? 1041 00:41:28,754 --> 00:41:29,788 ( blowing whistle ) 1042 00:41:29,888 --> 00:41:31,957 OH! WHAT'S CRACKING, BABY? 1043 00:41:32,057 --> 00:41:33,825 MY NAME IS DAY-DAY, RIGHT. 1044 00:41:33,925 --> 00:41:36,261 THIS IS MY BIG-HEAD ASS COUSIN. 1045 00:41:36,361 --> 00:41:38,797 YOU KNOW, BEEVO-LATTE, GOT MORE HEAD THAN HE GOT BODY. 1046 00:41:38,897 --> 00:41:40,566 CHECK THIS OUT, 1047 00:41:40,632 --> 00:41:42,801 I JUST SPOTTED YOU WAY ACROSS FROM THE LOT, 1048 00:41:42,901 --> 00:41:44,302 AND I'M GONNA LET YOU KNOW, IT AIN'T YOUR BOOTY, 1049 00:41:44,570 --> 00:41:45,904 IT'S YOUR BEAUTY. 1050 00:41:46,004 --> 00:41:48,273 IF YOU SEE ANYTHING SUSPICIOUS AROUND HERE... 1051 00:41:50,275 --> 00:41:51,810 LET ME KNOW 'CAUSE I GOT MY EYES ON EVERYTHING. 1052 00:41:51,910 --> 00:41:53,178 LET'S START OFF BY GETTING YOUR NUMBER 1053 00:41:53,278 --> 00:41:54,680 'CAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY WAY 1054 00:41:54,780 --> 00:41:55,681 WE'RE GONNA BE ABLE TO COMMUNICATE-- 1055 00:41:55,781 --> 00:41:56,948 NO, WHAT YOU GOTTA DO 1056 00:41:57,048 --> 00:41:58,316 IS GET YOUR ASS BACK TO THAT BOOTH. 1057 00:41:58,584 --> 00:42:00,051 BUT, MAN, SHE LIKE ME! 1058 00:42:07,659 --> 00:42:09,094 COME ON, WOMAN. 1059 00:42:09,194 --> 00:42:11,162 I CAN'T MOVE THAT FAST WITH THIS STOMACH. 1060 00:42:16,267 --> 00:42:18,169 WHY YOU GOTTA BRING YOUR ASS OVER HERE? 1061 00:42:18,269 --> 00:42:20,806 I WAS HERE TRYING TO SEE IF SHE SEEN A SANTA CLAUS WITH A SUIT ON. 1062 00:42:20,906 --> 00:42:22,173 WHAT YOUR ASS DOING OVER HERE? 1063 00:42:22,273 --> 00:42:24,810 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M DOING OVER HERE. 1064 00:42:26,778 --> 00:42:28,146 Mike: I JUST DON'T WANT NO BULLSHIT. 1065 00:42:28,246 --> 00:42:30,215 YOU KNOW, ALL THAT "MY HAIR RETAIN HEAT," 1066 00:42:30,315 --> 00:42:31,617 I DON'T KNOW NOTHIN' ABOUT THAT. 1067 00:42:31,683 --> 00:42:33,418 I'M SORRY, I HAVE TO GO HELP THEM. 1068 00:42:33,685 --> 00:42:34,786 OKAY. 1069 00:42:34,886 --> 00:42:36,655 FINE PIECE, BOY. 1070 00:42:36,755 --> 00:42:38,023 SHE FINE. 1071 00:42:38,123 --> 00:42:39,290 SHE LIKED ME, DIDN'T SHE? 1072 00:42:39,625 --> 00:42:40,726 NO, NO. 1073 00:42:40,826 --> 00:42:41,993 YES, SHE DID. 1074 00:42:42,093 --> 00:42:44,462 HOW SHE GONNA LIKE YOU WHEN SHE LIKE ME? 1075 00:42:44,630 --> 00:42:46,197 'CAUSE SHE HADN'T SEEN ME YET. 1076 00:42:46,297 --> 00:42:48,867 I WISH I HADN'T SEEN YOU YET. 1077 00:42:48,967 --> 00:42:50,268 CAN I HELP YOU? 1078 00:42:50,368 --> 00:42:52,003 I JUST WALKED IN THE STORE, 1079 00:42:52,103 --> 00:42:54,640 LET ME LOOK AROUND A LITTLE BIT, DANG! 1080 00:42:58,276 --> 00:42:59,845 I CAN USE SOME HELP OVER HERE. 1081 00:42:59,945 --> 00:43:00,746 IN THE MEN'S. UH, YES. 1082 00:43:00,846 --> 00:43:02,080 THANK YOU. 1083 00:43:02,180 --> 00:43:03,749 Mike: BURN A PIMP, SEE WHAT HAPPEN TO YOU. 1084 00:43:03,849 --> 00:43:06,151 THAT'S ALL YOU GOTTA DO, JUST BURN A PIMP ONE TIME. 1085 00:43:06,251 --> 00:43:08,854 I LIKE THIS FUBU SWEATSHIRT WITH SOME SOCKS. 1086 00:43:08,954 --> 00:43:09,855 ( groaning ) 1087 00:43:09,955 --> 00:43:11,022 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 1088 00:43:11,122 --> 00:43:12,991 I'M FINE, I JUST-- 1089 00:43:20,198 --> 00:43:22,133 Mike: THIS AIN'T BE HAPPENIN', THIS AIN'T BE HAPPENIN'. 1090 00:43:22,233 --> 00:43:23,201 OH, NO! 1091 00:43:24,970 --> 00:43:25,971 SEE THAT? 1092 00:43:26,071 --> 00:43:27,005 I SEEN THAT. 1093 00:43:27,105 --> 00:43:28,306 TURN HIM OFF! 1094 00:43:28,406 --> 00:43:29,675 WHAT WRONG WITH HIM? 1095 00:43:29,741 --> 00:43:31,009 COME ON, BILL, LET'S GO. 1096 00:43:31,109 --> 00:43:32,778 I DON'T SEE NOTHING IN HERE I LIKE. 1097 00:43:32,878 --> 00:43:36,081 NO, YOU AIN'T SICK NO MORE. 1098 00:43:36,181 --> 00:43:38,016 THAT ASS IS GOT. COME ON! 1099 00:43:38,116 --> 00:43:39,317 BABY STILL KICKING? 1100 00:43:39,417 --> 00:43:41,052 YEAH, FEEL LIKE TWINS. 1101 00:43:41,152 --> 00:43:42,187 WE SAW THAT SHIT! 1102 00:43:42,287 --> 00:43:43,188 SAW WHAT? 1103 00:43:43,288 --> 00:43:45,256 LET ME GO! 1104 00:43:45,356 --> 00:43:46,291 GET A HOLD ON HER, MAN! 1105 00:43:46,391 --> 00:43:48,093 AHH! 1106 00:43:51,029 --> 00:43:52,798 STOP LETTING HER KICK YOUR ASS! 1107 00:43:52,898 --> 00:43:54,232 Y'ALL GOING TO JAIL! 1108 00:43:54,332 --> 00:43:56,902 FOR SHOP-STEALING AND STEALING EVERYTHING! 1109 00:43:57,002 --> 00:43:58,904 WE AIN'T STOLE SHIT! I DIDN'T SEE NOTHIN' I LIKED! 1110 00:43:59,004 --> 00:44:00,005 WHAT ABOUT THIS? 1111 00:44:00,105 --> 00:44:01,406 UH-HUH! 1112 00:44:01,506 --> 00:44:03,709 AW, DAMN! THEY DONE GOT A PLAYER?! 1113 00:44:03,742 --> 00:44:04,876 THAT AIN'T NOTHI'' YOU LIKE? 1114 00:44:04,976 --> 00:44:07,112 YOU GOING TO JAIL, SISTER TYSON. 1115 00:44:07,212 --> 00:44:08,780 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS! 1116 00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:10,115 I'M APPALLED! 1117 00:44:10,215 --> 00:44:12,150 YOU AIN'T PAUL! YOU A NIGGA THAT STEALS! 1118 00:44:12,250 --> 00:44:14,152 ( all yelling at once ) 1119 00:44:16,922 --> 00:44:19,557 Y'ALL GOT THE GAME MESSED UP! 1120 00:44:19,725 --> 00:44:21,092 YOU GONNA STEAL FROM A PIMP! 1121 00:44:21,192 --> 00:44:23,128 ( giggles angrily ) 1122 00:44:26,798 --> 00:44:28,734 WHERE IS ELROY? 1123 00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:30,902 HE'S IN THE BACK. HE DOESN'T WANT TO COME OUT. 1124 00:44:31,002 --> 00:44:32,070 WHAT?! 1125 00:44:32,170 --> 00:44:33,438 KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN. 1126 00:44:34,940 --> 00:44:37,008 MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYBODY. 1127 00:44:37,108 --> 00:44:39,745 COME ON OUT HERE RIGHT NOW FOR THESE KIDS, ELROY, 1128 00:44:39,811 --> 00:44:41,179 OR YOU AND I GONNA FIGHT! 1129 00:44:41,279 --> 00:44:43,014 ALL THE MONEY WE SPENT FOR THESE OUTFITS. 1130 00:44:43,114 --> 00:44:44,783 GET YOUR BUTT OUT HERE, MAN. 1131 00:44:44,883 --> 00:44:45,917 ( chuckles ) 1132 00:44:46,017 --> 00:44:48,253 AW, ELROY, YOU LOOK CUTE. 1133 00:44:48,353 --> 00:44:50,155 OH, HE'S A CUTIE PIE. 1134 00:44:50,255 --> 00:44:52,657 WE OUGHT TO BE CELEBRATING KWANZAA ANYWAY. 1135 00:44:52,758 --> 00:44:55,626 MESSING WITH THESE KIDS' HEADS WITH THIS WHITE MAN'S HOLIDAY. 1136 00:44:55,827 --> 00:44:57,295 OH, SHUT UP, ELROY. 1137 00:44:57,395 --> 00:44:59,931 PRANCE YOUR ASS OVER AND LET THEM KIDS PET ON YOU. 1138 00:45:00,031 --> 00:45:01,867 OH, HELL NO, WILLIE! 1139 00:45:01,967 --> 00:45:03,301 THAT'S WHERE I PUT MY HOOF DOWN. 1140 00:45:03,401 --> 00:45:04,803 AIN'T NOBODY PETTIN' ON ME! 1141 00:45:04,903 --> 00:45:06,037 WILL YOU SHUT UP? COME ON, ELROY. 1142 00:45:06,137 --> 00:45:07,272 PRANCE YOUR ASS OVER THERE! 1143 00:45:07,372 --> 00:45:08,373 LET THEM KIDS PET ON YOU. 1144 00:45:08,473 --> 00:45:10,141 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 1145 00:45:10,241 --> 00:45:12,410 THAT AIN'T PRANCIN'. IT AIN'T EASTER. 1146 00:45:12,510 --> 00:45:13,879 I AIN'T KNOW NO DAMN REINDEER. 1147 00:45:13,979 --> 00:45:16,081 PRANCE! LOOK, LIKE THIS. 1148 00:45:17,816 --> 00:45:18,984 GO! 1149 00:45:19,084 --> 00:45:21,086 GO! 1150 00:45:21,186 --> 00:45:23,054 ( laughing ) 1151 00:45:23,154 --> 00:45:24,222 YOU AIN'T GOTTA DO THIS. 1152 00:45:24,322 --> 00:45:25,290 YOU WAS-- 1153 00:45:25,390 --> 00:45:26,357 SHUT THE FUCK UP! 1154 00:45:26,457 --> 00:45:27,793 Woman: LITTLE PUNK-ASS BITCH. 1155 00:45:27,859 --> 00:45:29,327 Day-Day: Y'ALL FUCKING MAKE PUPPIES. 1156 00:45:29,427 --> 00:45:31,696 IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE, HAVE SOME HOLIDAY CHEER. 1157 00:45:31,797 --> 00:45:33,064 HOLIDAY CHEER THESE NUTS. 1158 00:45:33,164 --> 00:45:34,632 GET BACK. 1159 00:45:34,866 --> 00:45:35,867 HEY, PLAYER. 1160 00:45:37,268 --> 00:45:39,137 MIKE. MIKE! 1161 00:45:39,237 --> 00:45:40,138 GET BACK! 1162 00:45:40,238 --> 00:45:41,439 PLAYER! 1163 00:45:41,539 --> 00:45:42,908 NO, NO, LET HIM THROUGH. 1164 00:45:43,008 --> 00:45:44,642 COME ON, YOU LITTLE SHRIMP MOTHERFUCKER. 1165 00:45:44,810 --> 00:45:46,644 I'M GONNA SUE YOUR ASS! COME ON, CUT ME! 1166 00:45:46,878 --> 00:45:47,913 NO, NO, NO! 1167 00:45:48,013 --> 00:45:49,815 ( all yelling at once ) 1168 00:45:49,848 --> 00:45:51,149 GIVE ME THAT, GIVE ME THAT. 1169 00:45:51,249 --> 00:45:53,484 I GUARANTEE I'M GONNA BUST MY THING! 1170 00:45:53,584 --> 00:45:54,853 THINK ABOUT YOUR MAMA, MAN. 1171 00:45:54,953 --> 00:45:56,822 I'M THINKING ABOUT YOUR ASS! 1172 00:45:56,888 --> 00:45:57,923 THINK ABOUT WHAT YOUR MAMA'D SAY. 1173 00:45:58,023 --> 00:45:59,657 YOU ALL RIGHT? YEAH, I'M FINE. 1174 00:45:59,825 --> 00:46:01,092 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 1175 00:46:01,192 --> 00:46:02,928 I GOT A LITTLE RAZZLE-DAZZLED, IT'S ALL RIGHT. 1176 00:46:03,028 --> 00:46:05,831 MY NAME IS MONEY MIKE, PLAYER, HOW YOU DOING? 1177 00:46:05,897 --> 00:46:07,098 ALL RIGHT, THEN, DON'T SQUEEZE HARD. 1178 00:46:07,198 --> 00:46:08,166 ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S HAPPENING? 1179 00:46:08,266 --> 00:46:09,935 THIS IS MY YOUNG GIRL DONNA. 1180 00:46:10,035 --> 00:46:11,002 SAY "HI," WOMAN. HI. 1181 00:46:11,102 --> 00:46:12,403 WHAT'S UP? 1182 00:46:12,503 --> 00:46:13,939 THAT'LL BE QUITE ENOUGH, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 1183 00:46:14,039 --> 00:46:16,007 SEE, THE THING IS, WE JUST OPENED UP AROUND HERE, 1184 00:46:16,107 --> 00:46:17,843 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 1185 00:46:17,876 --> 00:46:20,045 AND WE'VE BEEN HAVING SOME PROBLEMS, AS YOU SEE. 1186 00:46:20,145 --> 00:46:22,547 I APPRECIATE WHAT Y'ALL DID 'CAUSE THESE COCKROACHES 1187 00:46:22,647 --> 00:46:24,115 WOULD'VE CLEANED ME OUT THIS SEASON. 1188 00:46:24,215 --> 00:46:27,418 SPEAKING OF COCKROACHES, WHERE WAS YOUR ANTENNAS 1189 00:46:27,518 --> 00:46:29,687 WHEN THEM NIGGAS WERE STEALING MY SHIT OUT THE STORE? 1190 00:46:29,855 --> 00:46:30,922 I DIDN'T SEE THEM TAKE ANYTHING. 1191 00:46:31,022 --> 00:46:32,123 YOU DIDN'T SEE THEM TAKE ANYTHING. 1192 00:46:32,223 --> 00:46:34,192 WELL, LOOK NEXT TIME! USE YOUR EYES! 1193 00:46:34,292 --> 00:46:35,861 THEY AIN'T SUPPOSED TO JUST BE HAZEL, 1194 00:46:35,927 --> 00:46:37,863 THEY SUPPOSED TO DO SOME GODDAMN WORK AROUND HERE! 1195 00:46:37,929 --> 00:46:39,998 THIS AIN'T FOR PLAY. I DON'T DO THIS FOR FUN. 1196 00:46:40,098 --> 00:46:41,432 I'M SORRY. 1197 00:46:41,532 --> 00:46:45,236 DON'T BE SORRY, HO, BE CAREFUL, LORD JESUS! 1198 00:46:45,336 --> 00:46:48,874 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M TIRED OF YOUR PRESENCE--DISMISSED. 1199 00:46:48,940 --> 00:46:50,675 NICE MEETING YOU GUYS. 1200 00:46:50,909 --> 00:46:52,343 SEE YOU LATER. 1201 00:46:53,544 --> 00:46:55,914 YOU GOT HER TRAINED, NIGGA, DAMN! 1202 00:46:56,014 --> 00:46:57,883 YOU CAN LEAD A HO TO WATER, PLAYER, 1203 00:46:57,916 --> 00:47:00,785 BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE THEM THINK, YOU DIG WHAT I'M SAYING? 1204 00:47:00,886 --> 00:47:02,553 I GOT TO KEEP IT BREEZY AROUND THIS BITCH. 1205 00:47:02,653 --> 00:47:04,055 ANYWAY, I NEED TO TAKE CARE OF Y'ALL, 1206 00:47:04,155 --> 00:47:05,891 I APPRECIATE WHAT Y'ALL DID FOR A PLAYER. 1207 00:47:05,957 --> 00:47:07,658 I CAN'T BE EVERYWHERE AT ALL TIMES. 1208 00:47:07,893 --> 00:47:09,094 NO CHARGE. 1209 00:47:09,194 --> 00:47:10,595 WHAT ABOUT OUR RENT MONEY? NO CHARGE. 1210 00:47:10,896 --> 00:47:12,297 Y'ALL SURE? 1211 00:47:12,397 --> 00:47:14,099 POSITIVE. WE JUST DOING OUR JOB. 1212 00:47:14,199 --> 00:47:15,500 WE CAN'T CHARGE YOU, MAN. 1213 00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:17,235 HEY, DON'T ARGUE WITH NO CHARGE. 1214 00:47:17,335 --> 00:47:18,970 YOU CAN COME TO THE STORE ANYTIME YOU WANT. 1215 00:47:19,070 --> 00:47:21,739 CAN WE GET SOME CLOTHES, 30% OFF, 40% OFF? 1216 00:47:21,940 --> 00:47:23,008 A FUBU SHORT SET? 1217 00:47:23,108 --> 00:47:24,109 YOU DON'T NEED SHIT. 1218 00:47:24,209 --> 00:47:25,977 MAN. 1219 00:47:26,077 --> 00:47:28,413 LOOK, WE JUST HAVING A LITTLE CHRISTMAS PARTY TONIGHT. 1220 00:47:28,513 --> 00:47:30,448 WHY DON'T YOU AND YOUR LADY COME ON THROUGH, 1221 00:47:30,548 --> 00:47:31,749 HANG OUT WITH US AND OUR FOLKS? 1222 00:47:31,917 --> 00:47:33,618 LET ME CHECK MY PALM PILOT. 1223 00:47:33,919 --> 00:47:35,086 ( giggles ) 1224 00:47:35,186 --> 00:47:36,321 LOOK LIKE I AIN'T DOIN' SHIT. 1225 00:47:36,421 --> 00:47:37,923 BRING A BUNCH OF BITCHES-- 1226 00:47:37,956 --> 00:47:40,525 I'M TALKING ABOUT A BUSLOAD OF HOS IF YOU CAN. 1227 00:47:40,625 --> 00:47:43,194 I WAS GONNA GET DRUNK AND WATCH THE GRINCH, SO I'LL BE THERE. 1228 00:47:43,294 --> 00:47:44,996 I'LL GET THE ADDRESS FROM Y'ALL LATER. 1229 00:47:45,096 --> 00:47:46,464 I'LL SEE YOU LATER, TOO, ALL RIGHT? 1230 00:47:46,564 --> 00:47:48,199 YO, YO, PLAYER, HOLD UP. 1231 00:47:48,299 --> 00:47:49,935 NEVER KNOW WHAT I MIGHT NEED THIS FOR, 1232 00:47:50,001 --> 00:47:51,636 MIGHT COME IN HANDY, MIGHT WANNA SHAVE, 1233 00:47:51,736 --> 00:47:52,971 MIGHT WANNA SHAVE SOMEBODY ELSE-- 1234 00:47:53,071 --> 00:47:54,539 NEVER KNOW. 1235 00:47:55,941 --> 00:47:57,442 I LIKE THAT NIGGA, I LIKE HIM! 1236 00:47:57,542 --> 00:47:58,977 LOOK, THAT'S A REAL PIMP. 1237 00:47:59,077 --> 00:48:00,345 NOW, THAT'S PIMPIN'. 1238 00:48:00,445 --> 00:48:03,448 GET OFF HIS DICK, DAY-DAY. 1239 00:48:03,548 --> 00:48:05,350 WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS, YOUNG FELLA? 1240 00:48:05,450 --> 00:48:07,485 I WANT A X-BOX WITH ALL THE GAMES, 1241 00:48:07,585 --> 00:48:08,954 I WANT ALL THE NEW GEAR, 1242 00:48:09,020 --> 00:48:10,956 I WANT A NEW LEXUS WITH A BANGING SYSTEM 1243 00:48:11,022 --> 00:48:12,157 AND CHROME FEET ON IT. 1244 00:48:12,257 --> 00:48:13,791 ( chuckles ) 1245 00:48:13,959 --> 00:48:15,994 HERE'S MY ADDRESS, MR. JONES. 1246 00:48:16,094 --> 00:48:18,129 ( chuckling ) MR. JONES? 1247 00:48:18,229 --> 00:48:20,198 NO, SANTA. 1248 00:48:20,298 --> 00:48:21,199 I'M SANTA. 1249 00:48:21,299 --> 00:48:22,633 BULLSHIT, YOU MR. JONES. 1250 00:48:22,733 --> 00:48:24,135 I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, TOO, 1251 00:48:24,235 --> 00:48:25,670 SO I EXPECT EVERYTHING BY TOMORROW MORNING, 1252 00:48:25,971 --> 00:48:27,138 YOU FEEL ME? 1253 00:48:27,238 --> 00:48:29,307 OH, YEAH, PUT EVERYTHING IN MY MOM'S NAME. 1254 00:48:29,407 --> 00:48:30,976 HE DON'T LOOK LIKE NO REINDEER, 1255 00:48:31,042 --> 00:48:31,809 HE LOOK LIKE A PIT BULL. 1256 00:48:31,977 --> 00:48:33,378 GIDDY UP, PIT BULL. 1257 00:48:33,478 --> 00:48:34,812 YOU BETTER STOP JUMPING 1258 00:48:34,980 --> 00:48:37,182 BEFORE I HAVE TO BITE YOUR LITTLE ASS. 1259 00:48:37,282 --> 00:48:39,650 CAN YOU LOCK YOUR JAWS AND SHAKE LIKE A PIT BULL? 1260 00:48:39,750 --> 00:48:41,652 YEAH, WANT ME TO SHOW YOU? AAH! 1261 00:48:41,752 --> 00:48:45,356 MY BROTHER SAID IF A PIT BULL LOCKS HIS JAWS LIKE THAT, 1262 00:48:45,456 --> 00:48:47,058 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO THIS TO HIM... 1263 00:48:47,158 --> 00:48:48,193 AAH! 1264 00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:50,996 I DID NOT TAKE ANYTHING. 1265 00:48:51,029 --> 00:48:52,163 IT WAS ALL HER, COME ON, MAN. 1266 00:48:52,263 --> 00:48:54,199 TAKE HER! LET ME GO! 1267 00:48:56,067 --> 00:48:58,736 LATER, MOLY. OKAY, BUDDY, TAKE CARE. 1268 00:48:59,004 --> 00:49:01,572 HEY! 1269 00:49:01,672 --> 00:49:04,375 * BAD BOYS, WHAT YOU GONNA DO * 1270 00:49:04,475 --> 00:49:05,410 DODO! YEAH? 1271 00:49:05,510 --> 00:49:06,611 GOOD JOB, BUDDY. 1272 00:49:06,711 --> 00:49:08,246 YEAH, THANKS. YOU, TOO, CLYDE. 1273 00:49:08,346 --> 00:49:09,647 TAKE LUNCH, ONE HALF-HOUR. 1274 00:49:09,747 --> 00:49:11,282 THAT'S COOL RIGHT THERE. 1275 00:49:11,382 --> 00:49:13,018 DON'T BE LATE. 1276 00:49:15,553 --> 00:49:17,222 THAT'S A DIRTY MOTHERFUCKER. 1277 00:49:17,322 --> 00:49:20,025 HE GONNA BLOW SMOKE IN OUR FACE ON THE FIRST ARREST? BULLSHIT. 1278 00:49:20,091 --> 00:49:22,860 SEE? I TOLD YOU THERE AIN'T NO FUTURE IN BEING A COMPANY MAN. 1279 00:49:23,028 --> 00:49:24,129 SHIT. LET'S JUST GO TO LUNCH. 1280 00:49:24,229 --> 00:49:25,496 LET'S GO, I'M HUNGRY-- 1281 00:49:27,065 --> 00:49:28,433 AIN'T THAT... 1282 00:49:28,533 --> 00:49:29,700 GET THEM NIGGAS! 1283 00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:31,136 COME ON, SUGARS, COME ON! 1284 00:49:31,236 --> 00:49:32,503 COME ON AND GET THEM! 1285 00:49:32,603 --> 00:49:33,704 DUDE, I THINK... 1286 00:49:33,804 --> 00:49:35,140 Woman: REPRESENT FOR YOUR MAMA, 1287 00:49:35,240 --> 00:49:36,541 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 1288 00:49:36,641 --> 00:49:39,210 ( all yelling at once ) 1289 00:49:39,310 --> 00:49:41,446 Man: I'M GONNA BUST IN YOUR HEAD, BOY! 1290 00:49:48,319 --> 00:49:50,088 RUN! 1291 00:49:51,622 --> 00:49:53,258 COME BACK HERE! 1292 00:49:53,358 --> 00:49:54,625 Craig: GO, MAN, GO! 1293 00:50:04,269 --> 00:50:06,104 RUN, DAY-DAY! RUN! 1294 00:50:07,438 --> 00:50:08,439 ( dogs barking ) 1295 00:50:08,539 --> 00:50:11,142 GIVE YOU AN ASS WHIPPING! 1296 00:50:11,242 --> 00:50:13,144 A WHOLE LOT OF ASS WHIPPING! 1297 00:50:18,449 --> 00:50:20,285 GO DOWN THE ALLEY! 1298 00:50:26,457 --> 00:50:28,926 YO, BIG PIMPIN', CAN YOU HIDE US? 1299 00:50:29,026 --> 00:50:31,329 OH, YEAH, I'M GOOD IN A CRISIS, HOLD ON. 1300 00:50:31,429 --> 00:50:32,630 DONNA, CODE RED. 1301 00:50:32,730 --> 00:50:34,232 COME ON, IN THE BACK. 1302 00:50:40,171 --> 00:50:42,273 SURE HAS BEEN A LOT OF WORK TODAY, PLAYER. 1303 00:50:42,373 --> 00:50:44,642 PIMPING AIN'T EASY BUT-- CAN I HELP YOU, PLAYER? 1304 00:50:44,742 --> 00:50:47,178 NO! NO? WELL, THIS AIN'T THE BABY GAP. 1305 00:50:47,278 --> 00:50:49,214 FUCK BABY GAP! 1306 00:50:49,314 --> 00:50:51,816 OH, THIS IS BULLSHIT. 1307 00:50:51,916 --> 00:50:53,818 I'M IN BETWEEN A PIMP AND A HARD PLACE. 1308 00:50:54,051 --> 00:50:55,286 ( gasping ) 1309 00:50:55,386 --> 00:51:00,158 DONNA! MAN DOWN! 1130! PIMP IN DISTRESS! 1310 00:51:02,193 --> 00:51:03,328 CAN I HELP YOU? YO, MOVE! 1311 00:51:03,428 --> 00:51:04,495 Mike: DONNA, PLAYER DOWN! 1312 00:51:04,595 --> 00:51:05,630 WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? 1313 00:51:05,730 --> 00:51:06,697 WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? MOVE! 1314 00:51:06,797 --> 00:51:08,032 I CAN'T LET YOU BACK THERE. 1315 00:51:08,133 --> 00:51:09,134 WHY? WHO BACK THERE? DID YOU HEAR ME? 1316 00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:10,201 I CAN'T LET YOU BACK THERE. 1317 00:51:11,502 --> 00:51:12,737 Day-Day: GO, GO, GO! 1318 00:51:18,176 --> 00:51:20,478 COME ON, COME ON! 1319 00:51:24,182 --> 00:51:25,316 LET'S GO. 1320 00:51:32,623 --> 00:51:33,758 WHAT YOU DOING? 1321 00:51:34,692 --> 00:51:35,693 GET BACK. 1322 00:51:37,295 --> 00:51:38,696 THEY IN ONE OF THESE STORES OR SOMETHING. 1323 00:51:38,796 --> 00:51:39,664 Man: CHECK OVER THERE. 1324 00:51:39,764 --> 00:51:41,366 COME ON. 1325 00:51:45,703 --> 00:51:47,205 GO! GO! GO! 1326 00:51:47,305 --> 00:51:48,773 LET'S JUMP, LET'S JUMP. 1327 00:52:00,451 --> 00:52:02,187 YO, MOLY! 1328 00:52:02,253 --> 00:52:04,189 I HEARD YOU HIRED TWO MORE SECURITY GUARDS AROUND HERE 1329 00:52:04,255 --> 00:52:05,756 THAT'S BEEN HARASSING MY GRANDMOTHER AND THANG. 1330 00:52:05,856 --> 00:52:07,392 I GOT TWO NEW GUYS-- CLYDE AND DODO. 1331 00:52:07,492 --> 00:52:09,927 YOU REMEMBER WHAT WE DID TO THE LAST SECURITY GUARDS? 1332 00:52:10,195 --> 00:52:11,596 YES, I DO, BUDDY. 1333 00:52:11,696 --> 00:52:14,732 WHEN YOU SEE THEM, YOU TELL THEM WE SAID THIS... 1334 00:52:16,367 --> 00:52:19,204 HELP! SOMEBODY, HELP ME! HELP ME, PLEASE! 1335 00:52:19,237 --> 00:52:20,405 SOMEBODY, HELP ME, PLEASE! 1336 00:52:20,505 --> 00:52:22,240 AAH! 1337 00:52:22,340 --> 00:52:24,542 DID YOU SEE WHAT THEY JUST DID TO MOLY? YEAH. 1338 00:52:24,642 --> 00:52:26,777 THEY GONNA KICK OUR ASS WHEN THEY CATCH US, CRAIG. 1339 00:52:26,877 --> 00:52:28,213 THAT'S WHY THEY AIN'T GONNA CATCH US. 1340 00:52:28,279 --> 00:52:30,548 COME ON! COME ON! 1341 00:52:32,850 --> 00:52:34,619 WHERE THEM RENT-A-COPS AT, HUH? 1342 00:52:37,222 --> 00:52:38,289 WHAT YOU LOOKING AT, OLD MAN? 1343 00:52:38,389 --> 00:52:39,624 MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS. 1344 00:52:39,724 --> 00:52:42,327 COME ON. JUST JUMP ON MOLY'S CAR. 1345 00:52:42,427 --> 00:52:43,961 CRAIG, I'M SCARED, MAN. 1346 00:52:44,229 --> 00:52:45,796 SO WHAT? ME, TOO. 1347 00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:52,403 FUCK THIS. I AIN'T ABOUT TO GET MY MOTHERFUCKING ASS KICKED 1348 00:52:52,503 --> 00:52:53,838 OVER NO JOB, MAN. 1349 00:52:53,938 --> 00:52:56,241 YOU SMART AS A MOTHERFUCKER TODAY. 1350 00:52:57,442 --> 00:52:58,543 SHIT. 1351 00:53:00,311 --> 00:53:01,512 THIS WAY. 1352 00:53:03,248 --> 00:53:03,948 Craig: OH, SHIT! 1353 00:53:07,585 --> 00:53:09,454 Woman: WOW, OH, MY GOD! 1354 00:53:09,554 --> 00:53:12,557 DAMN! 1355 00:53:12,657 --> 00:53:15,760 * SOMEONE CALL 911 1356 00:53:15,860 --> 00:53:18,663 MOLY, YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT! 1357 00:53:18,763 --> 00:53:20,531 OH, GOOD OBSERVATION, BUDDY. 1358 00:53:20,631 --> 00:53:23,368 WHERE WERE YOU? ON OUR LUNCH BREAK.... 1359 00:53:23,468 --> 00:53:26,371 TRYING TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT, SO WE COULD SECURE THIS LOT. 1360 00:53:26,471 --> 00:53:28,673 GOOD, GOOD, YOU WERE EATING WHILE I WAS GETTING BEATING. 1361 00:53:28,773 --> 00:53:30,174 LOOK LIKE SOMEBODY BEAT THE BRICKS 1362 00:53:30,275 --> 00:53:31,676 OFF YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS. 1363 00:53:31,776 --> 00:53:33,378 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SECURITY GUARD, BUDDY. 1364 00:53:33,478 --> 00:53:35,179 WE ARE SECURITY. AIN'T THAT A BITCH! 1365 00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:36,514 WE ARE SECURITY GUARDS. 1366 00:53:36,614 --> 00:53:38,115 ( blows whistle ) 1367 00:53:38,283 --> 00:53:39,650 NOT ANYMORE. YOU'RE FIRED. BOTH OF YOU. 1368 00:53:39,750 --> 00:53:41,118 AHH! OH, MAN! 1369 00:53:41,286 --> 00:53:42,320 MAN, WHAT THE FUCK? 1370 00:53:42,420 --> 00:53:43,654 OH, HELL NO! 1371 00:53:43,754 --> 00:53:45,390 WE JUST GOT THIS JOB, 1372 00:53:45,490 --> 00:53:46,491 HOW ARE YOU GONNA FIRE US? 1373 00:53:46,591 --> 00:53:48,125 TURN OVER YOUR WHISTLES, COME ON. 1374 00:53:48,293 --> 00:53:49,860 WE NEED TO BE WHIPPING HIS ASS RIGHT NOW! 1375 00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:51,862 ( all yelling at once ) 1376 00:53:53,298 --> 00:53:54,399 WHUP HIS ASS, DADDY! 1377 00:53:54,499 --> 00:53:55,900 I'LL SUE YOU. 1378 00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:57,335 WHUP HIM! 1379 00:53:57,435 --> 00:53:58,569 COME ON, JUST GIVE ME THE WHISTLE. 1380 00:53:58,669 --> 00:53:59,904 GIVE ME YOUR WHISTLE. 1381 00:54:00,004 --> 00:54:02,139 GIVE HIM THE WHISTLE! GO ON AND BLOW THAT! 1382 00:54:02,307 --> 00:54:03,708 TAKE YOUR STANK-ASS WHISTLE! 1383 00:54:03,808 --> 00:54:04,942 THAT'S GOOD, DODO, NOW IT'S DIRTY. 1384 00:54:05,042 --> 00:54:07,745 Woman: GET OUT OF HERE! 1385 00:54:07,845 --> 00:54:09,880 L'CHAIM! TAKE YOUR FLIES! 1386 00:54:09,980 --> 00:54:12,149 I HOPE YOUR CAMEL GOT A TICKET OUTSIDE. 1387 00:54:12,350 --> 00:54:13,418 GET OUTTA HERE! 1388 00:54:13,518 --> 00:54:16,153 DADDY, DO SOMETHING! WHAT YOU GONNA DO? 1389 00:54:16,321 --> 00:54:18,423 CAN'T JUST COME UP IN HERE LIKE THAT, MAN! 1390 00:54:18,523 --> 00:54:19,657 OH, I GOT IT, I GOT IT! 1391 00:54:20,958 --> 00:54:23,761 Y'ALL STICK AROUND HERE. YEAH, BOY! 1392 00:54:28,466 --> 00:54:31,502 DAMN, YOU A BETTER SNITCH THAN WE IS, UNCLE WILLIE. 1393 00:54:31,602 --> 00:54:33,170 Willie: YEAH, BOY! 1394 00:54:33,404 --> 00:54:34,905 YEAH, BOY! 1395 00:54:35,005 --> 00:54:36,006 Moly: HELP! 1396 00:54:37,542 --> 00:54:38,609 Moly: HELP ME, PLEASE! 1397 00:54:38,709 --> 00:54:40,411 SOMEBODY, HELP ME, PLEASE! 1398 00:54:40,511 --> 00:54:43,047 SO, CRAIG, YOU'RE GONNA STILL HAVE THE PARTY TONIGHT? 1399 00:54:43,348 --> 00:54:44,349 I DON'T KNOW. 1400 00:54:44,415 --> 00:54:46,451 I'M NOT EVEN IN THE SPIRIT NO MORE. 1401 00:54:46,551 --> 00:54:49,420 DON'T LET NOBODY EVER TAKE YOUR SPIRIT AWAY FROM YOU! 1402 00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:51,422 IT'S CHRISTMAS! BE HAPPY, COME ON! 1403 00:54:51,522 --> 00:54:53,190 THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. 1404 00:54:53,358 --> 00:54:55,693 LISTEN, IT'S NOT WHAT YOU GET, IT'S HOW YOU FEEL. 1405 00:54:55,793 --> 00:54:57,528 YOU WANT US TO BRING SOME RIBS TONIGHT? 1406 00:54:57,628 --> 00:54:59,397 NO, I'M SICK OF RIBS. 1407 00:54:59,497 --> 00:55:01,766 SO WHAT WE GONNA DO, MAN? 1408 00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:04,835 ( imitating drums and bass ) 1409 00:55:06,937 --> 00:55:08,038 ( sighs ) 1410 00:55:13,711 --> 00:55:15,613 Craig: NOW, WHILE EVERYBODY WAS JUST WORRIED 1411 00:55:15,713 --> 00:55:17,415 ABOUT GETTING THEIR BOOGIE ON, 1412 00:55:17,515 --> 00:55:20,485 ME AND DAY-DAY STILL HAD A PROBLEM TO SOLVE. 1413 00:55:20,585 --> 00:55:24,622 THAT'S WHEN I CAME UP WITH THE PERFECT IDEA... 1414 00:55:24,722 --> 00:55:26,290 A RENT PARTY. 1415 00:55:26,391 --> 00:55:27,825 WE'D JUST CHARGE EVERYBODY IN THE HOOD 1416 00:55:27,925 --> 00:55:30,928 TO COME KICK IT WITH US, YOU KNOW! 1417 00:55:31,028 --> 00:55:33,798 * UP ON UP IN THIS DANCERY * 1418 00:55:33,898 --> 00:55:36,501 * WE GOT YOU OPEN, NOW YOU FLOATIN' * 1419 00:55:36,601 --> 00:55:38,836 * SO YOU GOTS TO DANCE FOR ME * 1420 00:55:38,936 --> 00:55:42,039 * DON'T NEED NO HATERATION, HOLLERATION * 1421 00:55:42,139 --> 00:55:43,307 * IN THIS DANCERY 1422 00:55:43,408 --> 00:55:44,642 ELROY, THIS STUFF IS WEAK. 1423 00:55:44,742 --> 00:55:46,877 WHAT THE HELL ELSE YOU GOT, DAMN! 1424 00:55:46,977 --> 00:55:48,413 THERE YOU GO. 1425 00:55:48,479 --> 00:55:50,981 * COME ON, EVERYBODY, GET ON NOW * 1426 00:55:51,081 --> 00:55:53,918 * 'CAUSE YOU KNOW WE GOTS TO GET IT CRUNK * 1427 00:55:54,018 --> 00:55:55,653 * MARY J. IS IN THE SPOT TONIGHT * 1428 00:55:55,753 --> 00:55:58,623 * AND I'MA MAKE YOU FEEL ALL RIGHT * 1429 00:55:58,723 --> 00:56:01,426 * COME ON, BABY, JUST PARTY WITH ME * 1430 00:56:01,459 --> 00:56:03,594 * LET LOOSE AND SET YOUR BODY FREE * 1431 00:56:03,694 --> 00:56:05,596 * LEAVE YOUR SITUATIONS AT THE DOOR * 1432 00:56:05,696 --> 00:56:06,664 AW! 1433 00:56:06,764 --> 00:56:08,433 DAMN! 1434 00:56:08,466 --> 00:56:11,769 MERRY CHRISTMAS, MERRY CHRISTMAS, JINGLE BELLS! 1435 00:56:11,869 --> 00:56:13,270 HEY! 1436 00:56:13,438 --> 00:56:15,506 HEY, HEY, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU, BABY! 1437 00:56:15,606 --> 00:56:18,008 HA HA HA! 1438 00:56:18,108 --> 00:56:20,344 HEY, MAN, I FEEL GOOD. HOW Y'ALL? 1439 00:56:20,445 --> 00:56:23,948 EVERYBODY, MERRY CHRISTMAS, NOOGAH, FROM PINKY, NOOGAH! 1440 00:56:24,048 --> 00:56:25,550 HEY, LOOK HERE, LOOK HERE. 1441 00:56:25,650 --> 00:56:28,453 NO HARD FEELINGS ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED OUT AT THE SHOP. 1442 00:56:28,519 --> 00:56:30,688 EVERYTHING'S COPACETIC, NOOGAH. 1443 00:56:30,788 --> 00:56:32,490 EVERY TIME I SEE YOU, 1444 00:56:32,590 --> 00:56:34,659 YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THE SAME SHIT. 1445 00:56:34,759 --> 00:56:36,661 BE STRAIGHT, MAN, MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1446 00:56:36,761 --> 00:56:38,128 HA HA HA! CHECK THIS OUT, MAN. 1447 00:56:38,228 --> 00:56:40,465 SINCE YOU GOT A LOT OF MONEY IN YOUR MAN-PURSE, 1448 00:56:40,531 --> 00:56:41,566 WE DOING A LITTLE KICK-IN PARTY, 1449 00:56:41,666 --> 00:56:43,367 SO I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO KICK IN. 1450 00:56:43,468 --> 00:56:45,202 I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU THAT'S BETTER THAN MONEY. 1451 00:56:45,470 --> 00:56:47,171 BETTER THAN MONEY? 1452 00:56:47,271 --> 00:56:49,039 I BOUGHT YOU AND DAY-DAY A LITTLE SOMETHIN' SOMETHIN'! 1453 00:56:49,139 --> 00:56:51,809 CHECK IT OUT! BETTER THAN MONEY? 1454 00:56:51,909 --> 00:56:55,813 LADIES, COME ON IN AND SAY "HI" TO MY FRIEND CRAIG, NOOGAH! 1455 00:56:56,914 --> 00:56:57,915 THIS IS MO' WET. 1456 00:56:58,015 --> 00:56:59,484 HOW YOU DOING? 1457 00:56:59,550 --> 00:57:02,653 OH, YEAH, SHOW HIM WHAT YOU'RE WORKING WITH, 1458 00:57:02,753 --> 00:57:05,556 SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT! 1459 00:57:05,656 --> 00:57:07,858 AND RIGHT HERE IS ONE OF MY SPICE GIRLS. 1460 00:57:07,958 --> 00:57:09,594 I CALLS HER "CINNAMON." 1461 00:57:09,694 --> 00:57:11,261 CINNAMON, HUH? 1462 00:57:11,496 --> 00:57:14,064 YOU SO CUTE. 1463 00:57:14,164 --> 00:57:16,667 DO IT AGAIN, DO IT AGAIN, I AIN'T PLAYIN'. 1464 00:57:16,767 --> 00:57:18,503 OH, SHE'S BEEN ON SOUL TRAIN! 1465 00:57:18,569 --> 00:57:21,672 AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, THIS IS LOLLIPOP, 1466 00:57:21,772 --> 00:57:23,273 I CALLS HER LOLLIPOP! 1467 00:57:23,508 --> 00:57:24,642 HEY, BABY. 1468 00:57:24,742 --> 00:57:27,077 WHOO, LORD! 1469 00:57:27,177 --> 00:57:29,013 UH, LOOK HERE, UH-- THANK YOU. 1470 00:57:29,113 --> 00:57:31,549 LOOK HERE, LOLLIPOP IS ALL MINE. 1471 00:57:31,649 --> 00:57:33,183 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S COOL. 1472 00:57:33,283 --> 00:57:36,420 SHE'S ALL MINE. HEY, DAY-DAY! 1473 00:57:36,521 --> 00:57:37,354 HOLD THIS FOR ME, BABY. 1474 00:57:37,522 --> 00:57:39,524 DAY-DAY, WHAT'S UP?! 1475 00:57:41,659 --> 00:57:43,628 HEY, YOU BETTER WATCH THAT JHERI CURL JUICE! 1476 00:57:43,728 --> 00:57:45,763 DAMN, PINKY! SHIT! 1477 00:57:45,863 --> 00:57:46,964 BOY, YOU LOOK GOOD, MAN! 1478 00:57:47,064 --> 00:57:48,699 MERRY CHRISTMAS, BOY! THANK YOU. 1479 00:57:48,799 --> 00:57:50,801 HEY, WE STILL SLINGING RECORDS OUT THERE AT THE SHOP. 1480 00:57:50,901 --> 00:57:52,570 YOU KNOW, WE MISS YOU DOWN THERE, BABY! 1481 00:57:52,670 --> 00:57:54,805 MAN, I KNOW Y'ALL DO. WHY'D YOU FIRE ME, PINK? 1482 00:57:54,905 --> 00:57:55,973 I HAD TO! WHY? 1483 00:57:56,073 --> 00:57:58,042 YOU WAS ALWAYS LATE, FOOL! 1484 00:57:58,142 --> 00:57:59,343 SAY IT AGAIN! SAY IT AGAIN. 1485 00:57:59,544 --> 00:58:01,612 SAY IT AGAIN! 1486 00:58:01,712 --> 00:58:04,148 ( music playing, people shouting ) 1487 00:58:06,751 --> 00:58:07,718 HMM. 1488 00:58:08,986 --> 00:58:10,254 DAMN, GIRL, YOU EATING AGAIN? 1489 00:58:10,555 --> 00:58:12,089 MMM-HMM. 1490 00:58:12,189 --> 00:58:15,392 * TO EVERYBODY THAT BE LIVING IT UP YOU SAY * 1491 00:58:15,560 --> 00:58:16,761 WHAT'S UP O.G., TRIPLE O.G.? 1492 00:58:16,861 --> 00:58:19,096 WHAT'S UP? HOW YOU DOING, MAN? 1493 00:58:19,196 --> 00:58:20,430 EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? 1494 00:58:20,631 --> 00:58:22,466 I'M COOL, DOG. GOOD. 1495 00:58:22,567 --> 00:58:26,236 GOT MY SHANK IN CASE SHIT JUMP OFF IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER. 1496 00:58:26,336 --> 00:58:28,806 RELAX, HOMEY, AIN'T NOTHIN' ABOUT TO JUMP OFF IN HERE. 1497 00:58:28,906 --> 00:58:31,008 THAT'S MY PEOPLE, MAN, THAT'S MY FOLKS. 1498 00:58:31,108 --> 00:58:33,410 MY GRANDMA, MY UNCLE. 1499 00:58:33,578 --> 00:58:35,846 * I'MA MEET THIS CHICK, FUCKING TREAT THIS CHICK * 1500 00:58:35,946 --> 00:58:38,382 WHAT YOU NEED TO DO, MAN, IS GRAB ONE OF THESE FEMALES 1501 00:58:38,583 --> 00:58:40,084 AND GET YOUR BOOGIE ON. 1502 00:58:40,184 --> 00:58:42,386 I DON'T WANT TO DANCE WITH NONE OF THESE HOS. 1503 00:58:42,620 --> 00:58:43,821 YOU'RE A FOOL. 1504 00:58:43,921 --> 00:58:45,856 ( knock on door ) 1505 00:58:45,956 --> 00:58:47,992 OOH, WHAT'S UP? 1506 00:58:48,092 --> 00:58:49,960 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1507 00:58:50,060 --> 00:58:51,395 WHO'S THAT? 1508 00:58:51,629 --> 00:58:52,930 HOW ARE YOU? 1509 00:58:53,030 --> 00:58:54,298 OH, I'M ALL RIGHT. 1510 00:58:54,599 --> 00:58:55,600 YOU LOOK GREAT. 1511 00:58:55,633 --> 00:58:59,003 THAT'S, UH, THAT'S DONNA. 1512 00:58:59,103 --> 00:59:00,938 DAMN, YOU THE GREENEST LITTLE TROLL-- 1513 00:59:01,038 --> 00:59:03,440 Damon: NIGGA, WHO THE NIGGA SHE WITH? 1514 00:59:03,608 --> 00:59:04,809 OH, THAT'S JUST MONEY MIKE. 1515 00:59:04,909 --> 00:59:08,646 LITTLE LUCKY CHARMS, LITTLE MICRO-MINI PIMP. 1516 00:59:08,746 --> 00:59:11,115 OH, THAT NIGGA LOOK MAGICALLY DELICIOUS, NIGGA. 1517 00:59:11,215 --> 00:59:12,850 THAT'S RIGHT. 1518 00:59:12,950 --> 00:59:13,984 PERM AND SHIT. 1519 00:59:14,084 --> 00:59:15,653 CRAIG, LOOK WHO HERE! 1520 00:59:15,753 --> 00:59:16,787 YEAH, BRING HIM OVER HERE. 1521 00:59:16,887 --> 00:59:18,723 BRING HIS ASS RIGHT HERE. 1522 00:59:18,823 --> 00:59:21,125 OH, MAN, THANKS FOR COMING THROUGH, MAN. 1523 00:59:21,225 --> 00:59:22,627 I APPRECIATE THAT. 1524 00:59:22,693 --> 00:59:24,695 NO PROBLEM, MAN, THANKS FOR INVITING US. 1525 00:59:24,795 --> 00:59:26,864 WE HAD TO SHOW Y'ALL LOVE AFTER WHAT Y'ALL DID FOR US AT THE STORE. 1526 00:59:26,964 --> 00:59:28,633 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'? WE APPRECIATE IT. 1527 00:59:28,699 --> 00:59:29,967 DON'T SHE LOOK GOOD? 1528 00:59:30,067 --> 00:59:31,836 Damon: INTRODUCE ME TO YOUR FRIEND, CRAIG. 1529 00:59:31,936 --> 00:59:35,305 OH, THAT'S MONEY MIKE. 1530 00:59:35,405 --> 00:59:36,907 THAT'S DONNA. HI, MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1531 00:59:37,007 --> 00:59:39,810 THIS DAMON, HE LIVE DOWNSTAIRS. 1532 00:59:39,910 --> 00:59:41,011 WHOO! 1533 00:59:41,111 --> 00:59:43,814 THAT WAS LIKE THE MATRIX! 1534 00:59:43,914 --> 00:59:46,651 OOH! GOT SOME TESTOSTERONE PROBLEMS. 1535 00:59:46,717 --> 00:59:49,353 UM, WHY DON'T YOU GO GET ME SOMETHING TO DRINK, PLEASE. 1536 00:59:49,654 --> 00:59:50,821 THANK YOU. 1537 00:59:50,921 --> 00:59:51,756 WHERE IS IT? 1538 00:59:51,856 --> 00:59:52,857 RIGHT THROUGH HERE. 1539 00:59:55,059 --> 00:59:56,093 NO, NO. 1540 00:59:58,929 --> 01:00:01,666 LIKE HE DISLOCATED MY SHOULDER. 1541 01:00:01,732 --> 01:00:04,702 YO, HOMEY, YOU EVER BEEN TO THE PEN? 1542 01:00:04,802 --> 01:00:07,271 HELL, NO, BUT THANKS FOR ASKING. 1543 01:00:08,873 --> 01:00:10,007 WON'T BOTHER ASKING YOU, THOUGH. 1544 01:00:10,107 --> 01:00:12,843 UH, CRAIG! YEAH. 1545 01:00:12,943 --> 01:00:14,078 WHERE YOUR BATHROOM AT, PLAYER? 1546 01:00:14,178 --> 01:00:15,846 I HAVE TO PISS LIKE A RUSSIAN RACEHORSE 1547 01:00:15,946 --> 01:00:18,849 IN THE KENTUCKY DERBY WITH A GLUE TRUCK BEHIND HIM. 1548 01:00:22,186 --> 01:00:23,788 YO, IT'S RIGHT HERE. 1549 01:00:23,888 --> 01:00:26,190 I GOT TO PEE DIDDY! ABOUT TO GET IT ON. 1550 01:00:26,290 --> 01:00:28,492 HEY, DON'T PISS ON THE SEAT. 1551 01:00:28,726 --> 01:00:30,160 ( giggles ) 1552 01:00:38,335 --> 01:00:40,637 WHAT'S UP, O.G., TRIPLE O.G.? 1553 01:00:40,738 --> 01:00:42,306 YOU GOT THAT LOOK IN YOUR EYE. 1554 01:00:42,406 --> 01:00:44,641 FRESH FISH ON THE LINE, NIGGA. 1555 01:00:44,742 --> 01:00:46,643 AIN'T NOTHIN' LIKE THAT SHIT. 1556 01:00:49,046 --> 01:00:53,550 YEAH, BABY! YEAH! 1557 01:00:53,650 --> 01:00:54,985 DRINK A LITTLE BIT MORE WATER, 1558 01:00:55,085 --> 01:00:57,154 SMELL LIKE AMMONIA IN THIS BITCH. 1559 01:00:57,254 --> 01:00:58,889 COME ON. THERE YOU GO. 1560 01:01:00,925 --> 01:01:03,728 ONE AT A TIME, PLAYER, ONE AT A TIME. 1561 01:01:03,794 --> 01:01:05,395 BUSY RIGHT NOW, WORKING WITH A MONSTER. 1562 01:01:05,495 --> 01:01:06,931 YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS, NEW BOOTY! 1563 01:01:07,031 --> 01:01:07,965 NEW BOOTY? 1564 01:01:08,065 --> 01:01:09,166 DON'T FIGHT THIS SHIT. 1565 01:01:09,266 --> 01:01:10,901 FIGHT WHAT SHIT? JUST LET IT HAPPEN. 1566 01:01:11,001 --> 01:01:12,837 LET WHAT HAPPEN? WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING? 1567 01:01:12,937 --> 01:01:15,305 PHONE BOOK? NIGGA, I AIN'T EVEN IN THE PHONE BOOK. 1568 01:01:15,405 --> 01:01:17,341 WHAT THE--NIGGA, YOU BETTER-- THIS AIN'T FUNNY, NIGGA. 1569 01:01:17,441 --> 01:01:19,009 I'LL BITCH SLAP YOUR ASS. 1570 01:01:19,109 --> 01:01:20,377 COME ON, I AIN'T PLAYIN'. 1571 01:01:20,477 --> 01:01:22,847 ( screaming ) NO! 1572 01:01:22,947 --> 01:01:24,114 ( snoring ) ( barks ) 1573 01:01:24,214 --> 01:01:25,950 HERE'S MY CARD RIGHT HERE 1574 01:01:26,050 --> 01:01:27,952 IF Y'ALL EVER WANT TO BE PIMPED. DAY-DAY. 1575 01:01:28,052 --> 01:01:29,586 BETTER NOT LET PINKY SEE THAT SHIT. 1576 01:01:29,754 --> 01:01:31,588 I OUGHT TO GIVE IT TO HIM, THOUGH. 1577 01:01:31,756 --> 01:01:33,657 THAT'S A BARBECUE CARD. 1578 01:01:33,758 --> 01:01:36,293 THAT'S WHERE I'M PIMPING, OUT OF THE BARBECUE PLACE. 1579 01:01:36,393 --> 01:01:38,763 COME AND GET BARBECUE SLAPPED, SHIT. 1580 01:01:42,399 --> 01:01:44,034 SNEAKY SON OF A BITCH. 1581 01:01:44,134 --> 01:01:46,136 DAMN, HE'S BEEN IN THERE A LONG TIME. 1582 01:01:46,236 --> 01:01:47,471 I TOLD YOU HE WAS SICK. 1583 01:01:47,571 --> 01:01:50,775 HE MIGHT BE IN THERE THROWING UP ANYTHING. 1584 01:01:50,808 --> 01:01:52,476 WHY DON'T WE JUST STEP IN HERE? 1585 01:01:52,576 --> 01:01:54,311 WE CAN SIT DOWN AND WAIT FOR HIM IN HERE. 1586 01:01:55,312 --> 01:01:57,014 ALL RIGHT. 1587 01:01:57,114 --> 01:01:58,883 * IF YOU WANNA TRY TO MAKE THE BIG BOYS HOLLER * 1588 01:01:58,983 --> 01:02:01,351 * THE SITUATION 1589 01:02:06,123 --> 01:02:07,424 YOU GOT A NICE ROOM HERE. 1590 01:02:07,524 --> 01:02:08,893 PRETTY CLEAN FOR A BACHELOR. 1591 01:02:08,993 --> 01:02:11,495 I GOT A NICE BED, TOO. WANNA TRY IT? 1592 01:02:12,797 --> 01:02:13,898 YOU FUNNY, HUH? 1593 01:02:13,998 --> 01:02:15,699 I'M NOT TRYING TO BE FUNNY. 1594 01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:18,836 I'M TRYING TO SPREAD A LITTLE HOLIDAY CHEER. 1595 01:02:18,936 --> 01:02:21,271 GET CLOSE TO YOU. 1596 01:02:23,874 --> 01:02:26,811 SO, WHAT, UH, WHAT BRING YOU TO CALIFORNIA 1597 01:02:26,877 --> 01:02:29,914 WITH JUST A LITTLE HALF A PRINCE MOTHERFUCKER? 1598 01:02:30,014 --> 01:02:33,350 YOU KNOW, I ASK MYSELF THAT SAME QUESTION. 1599 01:02:33,450 --> 01:02:36,353 WHAT AM I DOING WAY OUT HERE, 1600 01:02:36,453 --> 01:02:42,026 AWAY FROM MY FAMILY THIS TIME OF YEAR? 1601 01:02:42,126 --> 01:02:43,560 BUT IT'S JUST HARD. 1602 01:02:43,828 --> 01:02:45,930 SHIT, JUST LEAVE. 1603 01:02:46,030 --> 01:02:48,165 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, IT'S NOT THAT EASY. 1604 01:02:49,533 --> 01:02:52,502 I MEAN, HE GOT YOU ALL THE WAY OUT HERE 1605 01:02:52,602 --> 01:02:56,006 SO HE CAN, YOU KNOW, MISTREAT YOU. 1606 01:02:56,106 --> 01:02:57,908 DO ALL THEM THINGS TO YOU-- 1607 01:02:58,008 --> 01:03:00,344 YOU KNOW, I WANT TO DO SOME THINGS TO YOU 1608 01:03:00,444 --> 01:03:03,280 THAT, UM... 1609 01:03:03,380 --> 01:03:05,916 YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO JUST, LIKE, LEAN BACK? 1610 01:03:06,016 --> 01:03:07,985 WHAT YOU THINKING? 1611 01:03:11,288 --> 01:03:12,589 NO! 1612 01:03:12,857 --> 01:03:13,723 DON'T DO IT! 1613 01:03:13,924 --> 01:03:15,225 YOU GOT SOME CONDOMS? 1614 01:03:15,325 --> 01:03:17,561 DAY-DAY, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! 1615 01:03:17,661 --> 01:03:20,197 YOU KNOW DAMN WELL YOU GOT ALL THE RUBBERS IN YOUR-- 1616 01:03:21,866 --> 01:03:23,100 GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! 1617 01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:24,935 SHE LIKED ME ANYWAY, DIDN'T YOU? 1618 01:03:25,936 --> 01:03:27,404 YOU'RE A TRIP. 1619 01:03:27,504 --> 01:03:30,140 YOU KNOW WHAT, DON'T PAY NO ATTENTION TO DAY-DAY. 1620 01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:32,476 THAT BOY, HE JUST A FOOL. YOU KNOW WHAT? 1621 01:03:32,576 --> 01:03:35,412 LET'S JUST GO BEFORE MIKE COMES BUSTING IN ON US. 1622 01:03:36,580 --> 01:03:38,415 AND, CRAIG, A WORD OF ADVICE-- 1623 01:03:38,515 --> 01:03:40,317 YOU SHOULD GET A LOCK ON THIS DOOR. 1624 01:03:42,887 --> 01:03:44,088 I AIN'T NEVER GONNA GET NO PUSSY. 1625 01:03:45,689 --> 01:03:48,358 WHAT IF I TRIED TO GET A LOCK RIGHT NOW AND JUST-- 1626 01:03:50,227 --> 01:03:51,328 ALL RIGHT. GOD! 1627 01:03:52,462 --> 01:03:54,064 COME ON OUT OF THERE! 1628 01:03:54,164 --> 01:03:56,733 POP, WHAT'S THE MATTER? WHO'S IN THE BATHROOM? 1629 01:03:56,901 --> 01:03:58,568 THAT EGGNOG ABOUT TO KICK BACK UP ON ME. 1630 01:03:58,668 --> 01:04:00,004 YOU KNOW I GOT THEM BAD GUTS. 1631 01:04:00,104 --> 01:04:02,339 MAN, POPS GOTTA BOO-BOO, COME ON! 1632 01:04:02,439 --> 01:04:05,642 DON'T TELL EVERYBODY! HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 1633 01:04:05,742 --> 01:04:07,311 THE LADY WILL LET YOU USE THE DOWNSTAIRS-- 1634 01:04:07,411 --> 01:04:10,014 THE LANDLADY, YOU KNOW MISS PEARLY? MISS PEARLY. 1635 01:04:10,114 --> 01:04:11,481 YEAH. GO ON DOWN. SHE'LL LET YOU USE IT. 1636 01:04:11,581 --> 01:04:13,450 COME ON OUT OF THERE, MAN! 1637 01:04:15,986 --> 01:04:17,454 HONEY, WHERE YOU GOING? 1638 01:04:17,554 --> 01:04:21,591 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. OH, BOY! OH...OH! 1639 01:04:22,927 --> 01:04:25,362 ( soft jazz music playing ) 1640 01:04:25,462 --> 01:04:29,033 * MERRY CHRISTMAS, BABY 1641 01:04:29,133 --> 01:04:32,602 * YOU SURE DID TREAT ME NICE * 1642 01:04:35,940 --> 01:04:37,274 OOH. 1643 01:04:39,109 --> 01:04:41,545 * MERRY CHRISTMAS, BABY 1644 01:04:42,947 --> 01:04:44,949 ALL RIGHT! 1645 01:04:46,116 --> 01:04:47,484 ALL RIGHT! 1646 01:04:47,584 --> 01:04:50,854 I'M CRAIG'S DADDY WILLIE JONES. 1647 01:04:50,955 --> 01:04:53,057 AS YOU KNOW, WE'RE HAVING A LITTLE GET-TOGETHER UPSTAIRS, 1648 01:04:53,157 --> 01:04:54,558 AND THE BATHROOMS ARE JAMMED. 1649 01:04:54,658 --> 01:04:57,227 OH, I LIKE THE WAY YOU GOT THAT LINED UP. 1650 01:04:57,327 --> 01:04:59,063 MIND IF I USE YOURS? 1651 01:04:59,163 --> 01:05:00,564 NO, COME ON IN. 1652 01:05:00,664 --> 01:05:01,598 WHERE'S IT AT? 1653 01:05:01,698 --> 01:05:04,268 DOWN THE HALL. THANK YOU. 1654 01:05:04,368 --> 01:05:05,469 ( gasps ) 1655 01:05:05,569 --> 01:05:07,104 UHH! 1656 01:05:08,638 --> 01:05:10,474 ALL RIGHT, THERE WE GO. 1657 01:05:10,574 --> 01:05:11,641 MMM. 1658 01:05:13,510 --> 01:05:15,980 THERE WE GO. ABOUT TIME. 1659 01:05:16,046 --> 01:05:18,215 OH, JUST WHAT I NEEDED SO BAD. 1660 01:05:18,315 --> 01:05:19,549 PHEW. 1661 01:05:19,649 --> 01:05:22,552 ( farting ) YEAH, THERE IT IS. 1662 01:05:22,652 --> 01:05:24,521 ( music playing, people shouting ) 1663 01:05:26,991 --> 01:05:30,094 * I SOLEMNLY SWEAR TO STAY DOWN AND SLANG THE SEED * 1664 01:05:30,194 --> 01:05:31,361 HOW YOU DOING? 1665 01:05:31,461 --> 01:05:32,662 * I'M GONNA ROLL 1666 01:05:32,762 --> 01:05:34,064 TELL ME WHAT YOU WORKING WITH. 1667 01:05:34,164 --> 01:05:35,199 OH, DAMN! 1668 01:05:35,299 --> 01:05:36,566 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, FOOL? 1669 01:05:36,666 --> 01:05:38,068 THAT'S MY WOMAN YOU'RE DANCING WITH. 1670 01:05:38,168 --> 01:05:40,237 HEY, FOOL, YOUR WOMAN'S FREAKING WITH ME! 1671 01:05:40,337 --> 01:05:41,738 I BOUGHT THEM TITTIES! 1672 01:05:42,006 --> 01:05:43,240 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 1673 01:05:43,340 --> 01:05:44,841 I'LL BUST A CAP RIGHT IN YOUR FAT ASS. 1674 01:05:45,009 --> 01:05:46,110 DON'T MESS UP THE PARTY, ELROY. 1675 01:05:46,210 --> 01:05:47,244 DANCE WITH ME, DANCE WITH ME. 1676 01:05:47,344 --> 01:05:48,712 COME ON, DANCE WITH ME. 1677 01:05:48,812 --> 01:05:51,515 * HOLD MY HOOD UP HIGH, IN THE NAME-- * 1678 01:05:51,615 --> 01:05:52,616 AHH! 1679 01:05:55,052 --> 01:05:56,853 DID YOU PEE ON ME? 1680 01:05:57,021 --> 01:05:59,623 WAKE YOUR BITCH-ASS UP, LUCKY CHARMS. 1681 01:05:59,723 --> 01:06:02,292 I LIKE MY FISH WET AND SQUIRMY. 1682 01:06:02,392 --> 01:06:03,760 I THOUGHT I WAS DREAMING. 1683 01:06:04,028 --> 01:06:05,862 YOU ALMOST DROWN ME, NIGGA. 1684 01:06:06,030 --> 01:06:08,465 OH, YOU DREAMING. THIS A WET DREAM. 1685 01:06:08,565 --> 01:06:10,867 WET DREAM? WAIT A MINUTE, I'M A PIMP! 1686 01:06:11,068 --> 01:06:11,868 YOU LOST YOUR MIND? 1687 01:06:12,069 --> 01:06:13,370 Mike: WHAT THE HELL? 1688 01:06:13,470 --> 01:06:14,404 AM I IN PRISON? 1689 01:06:14,504 --> 01:06:16,306 DONNA! PIMP DOWN! 1690 01:06:16,406 --> 01:06:19,143 ( yelling ) 1691 01:06:19,243 --> 01:06:21,611 YOU GOT A LOT OF BALLS! 1692 01:06:21,711 --> 01:06:23,280 AAH!!! 1693 01:06:23,380 --> 01:06:27,151 HA HA! PIMPIN', PIMPIN'. 1694 01:06:27,251 --> 01:06:29,086 AAH!!! 1695 01:06:29,186 --> 01:06:31,155 ( whimpering ) 1696 01:06:31,255 --> 01:06:33,757 YOU WAS JUST GONNA TAKE IT, WASN'T YOU? HMM? 1697 01:06:33,857 --> 01:06:35,625 YOU THOUGHT I WAS PLAY PIMPING, DIDN'T YOU? 1698 01:06:35,725 --> 01:06:38,395 YEAH, OKAY, OKAY. ( muttering ) 1699 01:06:41,098 --> 01:06:42,766 COULD YOU JUST LET ME GO? SAY SOMETHING. 1700 01:06:43,067 --> 01:06:43,800 PLEASE. HUH? 1701 01:06:44,068 --> 01:06:45,669 STOP STUTTERING- D-D-D-D... 1702 01:06:45,769 --> 01:06:47,704 I WAS PLAYING WITH YOU, DOG. 1703 01:06:47,804 --> 01:06:49,606 I WAS PLAYING, MAN, OKAY? 1704 01:06:49,706 --> 01:06:51,741 I'M A NICE GUY WHEN YOU GET TO KNOW ME. 1705 01:06:51,841 --> 01:06:54,578 SHUT UP! WHAT THE HELL YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1706 01:06:54,678 --> 01:06:57,914 I AM A BOY! 1707 01:06:58,082 --> 01:07:01,718 YOU ARE NOT IN PRISON ANYMORE, DAMON! 1708 01:07:01,818 --> 01:07:03,453 THAT'S NOT HOW WE DO IT! 1709 01:07:03,553 --> 01:07:05,189 AHH!!! 1710 01:07:05,289 --> 01:07:09,093 THIS IS PINKY, NOOGAH! LOOK, I GOT TO GO PEEPEE! 1711 01:07:09,159 --> 01:07:12,262 UH, DAMON, ARE YOU A MUSIC LOVER? 1712 01:07:12,362 --> 01:07:13,597 YES. YOU ARE? GOOD. 1713 01:07:13,697 --> 01:07:14,931 HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THE NUTCRACKER? 1714 01:07:15,165 --> 01:07:17,434 AHH!!! SHIT! 1715 01:07:17,534 --> 01:07:18,902 HAVE YOU? HAVE YOU HEARD IT! 1716 01:07:19,136 --> 01:07:20,570 HUH? HUH? 1717 01:07:20,670 --> 01:07:22,939 YES. YES. 1718 01:07:23,173 --> 01:07:24,674 ( whimpering ) 1719 01:07:24,774 --> 01:07:25,942 * CRUNCHING ON YOUR BALLS 1720 01:07:26,110 --> 01:07:28,278 * IN A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH 1721 01:07:28,378 --> 01:07:32,316 * WHAT YOU WANNA DO? WHAT YOU TRYIN' TO DO? * 1722 01:07:32,416 --> 01:07:33,783 MOM, WHAT'S THE MATTER? 1723 01:07:33,883 --> 01:07:36,220 WHERE DID YOUR FATHER GO? 1724 01:07:36,320 --> 01:07:38,522 OH, HE JUST WENT DOWNSTAIRS TO USE THE BATHROOM 1725 01:07:38,622 --> 01:07:40,490 OVER AT MISS PEARLY'S-- YOU KNOW, THE LANDLADY? 1726 01:07:40,590 --> 01:07:43,693 OH, MISS PEARLY. 1727 01:07:43,793 --> 01:07:44,728 HMM. 1728 01:07:44,828 --> 01:07:46,530 EXCUSE ME. 1729 01:07:49,599 --> 01:07:50,567 MOM... 1730 01:07:52,336 --> 01:07:53,637 OH, SHIT! 1731 01:07:53,737 --> 01:07:54,971 HEY! 1732 01:07:55,139 --> 01:07:56,706 ( toilet flushing ) WHOO! 1733 01:07:56,806 --> 01:07:59,776 THERE ARE LAWS AGAINST PEOPLE WITH GUTS LIKE MINE. 1734 01:07:59,876 --> 01:08:01,145 THAT WAS A MONSTER-- 1735 01:08:01,211 --> 01:08:02,812 WHY IS IT SO DARK IN HERE, BABY? 1736 01:08:02,912 --> 01:08:04,514 WHAT ARE YOU ABOUT TO DO, PRAY OR SOMETHING? 1737 01:08:04,614 --> 01:08:06,850 DID YOUR SON TELL YOU I SAID "HI"? 1738 01:08:07,151 --> 01:08:09,018 ( chuckles ) NO. 1739 01:08:09,219 --> 01:08:10,854 PERTAINING TO WHAT? 1740 01:08:10,954 --> 01:08:13,757 YOUR SON CRAIG AIN'T PAID HIS RENT THIS MONTH, 1741 01:08:13,857 --> 01:08:16,760 AND I'M ABOUT TO THROW HIM OUT ON HIS ASS TOMORROW. 1742 01:08:16,860 --> 01:08:19,263 SO HOW MUCH DO YOU REALLY LOVE YOUR BOY? 1743 01:08:19,363 --> 01:08:20,730 NOT ENOUGH TO PAY HIS FUCKING RENT. 1744 01:08:20,830 --> 01:08:22,999 I HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE PAYING MY OWN DAMN RENT. 1745 01:08:23,167 --> 01:08:25,769 I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT RENT, WILLIE JONES. 1746 01:08:25,869 --> 01:08:28,205 WELL, WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT, MISS PEARLY? 1747 01:08:28,305 --> 01:08:30,407 I'M TALKING ABOUT THESE NUTS! 1748 01:08:30,507 --> 01:08:33,076 OW! HEY! 1749 01:08:33,177 --> 01:08:35,179 YOU'RE GONNA GIVE ME SOME OF THIS DICK TODAY! 1750 01:08:35,212 --> 01:08:37,013 I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU, WOMAN! 1751 01:08:37,181 --> 01:08:38,715 I HEARD THEY CALL YOU "SWEET DICK WILLIE." 1752 01:08:38,815 --> 01:08:40,284 WHO, ME? YEAH! 1753 01:08:40,384 --> 01:08:42,186 YOU HEARD THAT, HUH? YEAH. 1754 01:08:42,252 --> 01:08:44,188 YES, BABY, I'M A BAD MOTHER. 1755 01:08:44,254 --> 01:08:45,455 CAN I HAVE SOME OF IT? 1756 01:08:45,555 --> 01:08:47,724 LET ME GO, WOMAN! HELL, NO! 1757 01:08:47,824 --> 01:08:48,758 OH, NO, YOU WON'T! 1758 01:08:48,858 --> 01:08:50,394 OH, SWEET DICK WILLIE! 1759 01:08:50,494 --> 01:08:52,429 WILLIE, GET YOUR ASS OFF OF THAT HEIFER! 1760 01:08:52,529 --> 01:08:53,863 BETTY! 1761 01:08:53,963 --> 01:08:56,366 DADDY, GET YOUR ASS OFF THAT HEIFER! 1762 01:08:56,466 --> 01:08:59,035 OW! AHH! 1763 01:08:59,203 --> 01:09:03,473 YEAH, PIMPING! OH! OH! 1764 01:09:03,573 --> 01:09:06,376 THAT'S RIGHT. 1765 01:09:06,476 --> 01:09:08,578 HEY, I WANT EVERYBODY BACK! 1766 01:09:08,678 --> 01:09:11,248 THERE'S GONNA BE BALL JUICE EVERYWHERE! 1767 01:09:11,348 --> 01:09:12,849 EVERYBODY, GET BACK! 1768 01:09:12,949 --> 01:09:14,451 GET BACK IN THE HOUSE! 1769 01:09:14,551 --> 01:09:15,852 ( everybody yelling at once ) 1770 01:09:15,952 --> 01:09:18,455 DON'T TAKE ANYBODY! DAMN! 1771 01:09:18,555 --> 01:09:19,789 ( all shouting ) 1772 01:09:19,889 --> 01:09:21,325 Y'ALL GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE! 1773 01:09:21,425 --> 01:09:23,593 MY DICK WOULDN'T GET HARD! 1774 01:09:23,693 --> 01:09:25,229 WHUP HIS ASS, MAMA, WHUP HIS ASS! 1775 01:09:25,295 --> 01:09:26,296 MISS PEARLY, YOU AIN'T RIGHT, 1776 01:09:26,396 --> 01:09:27,764 TRYING TO GIVE MY DADDY V.D. 1777 01:09:27,864 --> 01:09:29,733 I'M CALLING THE POLICE ON Y'ALL, FOOL! 1778 01:09:29,833 --> 01:09:32,302 WELL, GET THAT LINED UP, TOO, FIRST, BITCH! 1779 01:09:32,402 --> 01:09:33,770 GO TO HELL! 1780 01:09:33,870 --> 01:09:37,040 PLAYER...PLAYER. 1781 01:09:37,241 --> 01:09:38,107 WHAT'S GOING ON? 1782 01:09:38,308 --> 01:09:39,443 AIN'T NOTHIN', PLAYER, 1783 01:09:39,543 --> 01:09:41,077 THANKS FOR INVITING ME TO THE PARTY. 1784 01:09:41,245 --> 01:09:42,712 DONNA, GET THE CAR. 1785 01:09:42,812 --> 01:09:44,248 COME ON, PLAYER. 1786 01:09:44,281 --> 01:09:45,882 HEY, THEM MY VISE GRIPS, MAN! 1787 01:09:45,982 --> 01:09:47,251 YEAH, THAT'S HIS NUTS, TOO. 1788 01:09:47,317 --> 01:09:49,419 YOU CAN HAVE THEM BOTH BACK! 1789 01:09:49,519 --> 01:09:51,421 Craig: LOOK, I'M JUST SAYING, MAN, 1790 01:09:51,521 --> 01:09:53,590 LET HIM GO NOW AND THERE WON'T BE NO HARD FEELINGS. 1791 01:09:53,690 --> 01:09:55,325 NO HARD FEELINGS? 1792 01:09:55,425 --> 01:09:58,094 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A ROTTWEILER BITE A CHIHUAHUA? NO. 1793 01:09:58,262 --> 01:10:00,364 ME NEITHER, BUT IT AIN'T PRETTY, I'M SURE OF IT. 1794 01:10:00,464 --> 01:10:02,532 NOW, YOU HOLD ON UNTIL I GET IN THE CAR. 1795 01:10:02,632 --> 01:10:06,803 DUDE, I'M NOT ABOUT TO TOUCH HIS NUTS OR THEM VISE GRIPS. 1796 01:10:06,903 --> 01:10:08,071 OH, YES, YOU ARE. 1797 01:10:08,305 --> 01:10:09,072 NO, I'M NOT. 1798 01:10:09,306 --> 01:10:10,340 YES, YOU ARE! 1799 01:10:10,440 --> 01:10:11,975 BULLSHIT. 1800 01:10:12,075 --> 01:10:13,377 YOU INVITED ME TO THIS PARTY, AIN'T THAT RIGHT? 1801 01:10:13,477 --> 01:10:14,678 THAT'S RIGHT. 1802 01:10:14,778 --> 01:10:16,480 HEY, WHATEVER Y'ALL DO, MAKE IT QUICK. 1803 01:10:16,580 --> 01:10:18,415 I THINK I'M GONNA PASS OUT. 1804 01:10:18,515 --> 01:10:20,116 NO, NO, NO-- 1805 01:10:20,216 --> 01:10:22,519 IT'S YOUR PARTY, YOUR PLIERS, HIS NUTS IN YOUR HAND, 1806 01:10:22,619 --> 01:10:23,787 THAT'S HOW IT'S GOING. 1807 01:10:23,887 --> 01:10:25,121 Mike: DONNA, GET THE DOOR. 1808 01:10:25,221 --> 01:10:26,556 I'LL GET THE CAR DOOR. 1809 01:10:28,057 --> 01:10:30,394 GIVE ME A CALL WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE. 1810 01:10:30,494 --> 01:10:32,829 YEAH. 1811 01:10:32,929 --> 01:10:34,531 I'LL CALL YOU. 1812 01:10:34,631 --> 01:10:36,733 HOLD ON. AHH! 1813 01:10:39,002 --> 01:10:40,236 HEY! WHAT? 1814 01:10:40,337 --> 01:10:41,805 CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? YEAH. 1815 01:10:41,905 --> 01:10:42,772 CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? YEAH. 1816 01:10:42,872 --> 01:10:43,940 GET THESE PLIERS! 1817 01:10:44,040 --> 01:10:45,642 ALL RIGHT. YOU READY? 1818 01:10:45,742 --> 01:10:47,143 I'M READY. I'M READY. 1819 01:10:47,243 --> 01:10:48,678 YOU READY? I'M READY, PLAYER. 1820 01:10:48,778 --> 01:10:49,513 ON THE COUNT OF THREE-- 1821 01:10:49,613 --> 01:10:50,747 THE COUNT OF THREE. 1822 01:10:50,847 --> 01:10:53,049 HERE WE GO, ONE-- ON YOUR BALLS-- 1823 01:10:53,249 --> 01:10:53,883 TWO-- GRAB A HANDFUL-- 1824 01:10:53,983 --> 01:10:54,818 THREE! GO! 1825 01:10:54,918 --> 01:10:55,919 GO! 1826 01:10:57,387 --> 01:10:58,522 HEY! 1827 01:10:59,956 --> 01:11:00,924 BITCH, YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME! 1828 01:11:01,024 --> 01:11:02,892 HEY, PIMP IN DISTRESS! 1829 01:11:02,992 --> 01:11:05,161 BITCH, I AIN'T--HOLD ON! 1830 01:11:05,329 --> 01:11:07,497 HOW THE FUCK YOU GONNA LEAVE ME?! 1831 01:11:07,597 --> 01:11:09,733 HE GONNA FUCK THE LINING OUT OF LITTLE PRINCE. 1832 01:11:09,833 --> 01:11:13,670 CODE 1132--PIMP MISSING! 1833 01:11:18,041 --> 01:11:19,208 WHAT? 1834 01:11:19,409 --> 01:11:20,610 YOU SEE THAT MOTHER? 1835 01:11:20,710 --> 01:11:22,346 THAT--THAT--THAT'S-- 1836 01:11:22,412 --> 01:11:23,613 HE THE ONE BROKE IN-- 1837 01:11:23,713 --> 01:11:25,014 HE THE ONE BROKE IN OUR APARTMENT! 1838 01:11:42,866 --> 01:11:44,368 YOU SEE HIM? 1839 01:11:44,401 --> 01:11:46,570 YEAH, HE JUST WENT THROUGH THERE ON THE SIDE. 1840 01:11:54,811 --> 01:11:56,580 YOU READY? 1841 01:11:56,680 --> 01:11:58,014 I'M NOT GOING IN THERE, MAN. 1842 01:11:58,114 --> 01:11:59,549 STOP BEING SO SCARY. 1843 01:11:59,649 --> 01:12:01,385 ALL OUR STUFF MIGHT BE IN THERE. 1844 01:12:01,451 --> 01:12:03,720 WHY YOU ALWAYS GOT TO BE A HERO, MAN? 1845 01:12:03,820 --> 01:12:05,021 GO OVER THERE-- 1846 01:12:05,121 --> 01:12:06,590 I BET SOMETHING BITE YOU IN THE ASS. 1847 01:12:06,690 --> 01:12:08,224 I'M NOT GOING. 1848 01:12:08,392 --> 01:12:10,226 NO, I DON'T WANT TO GET BIT IN THE ASS. 1849 01:12:10,394 --> 01:12:13,029 TEN MORE MINUTES BEFORE CHRISTMAS. 1850 01:12:13,129 --> 01:12:14,764 TEN MORE MINUTES. 1851 01:12:14,864 --> 01:12:16,633 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 1852 01:12:16,733 --> 01:12:21,037 AHH, LORD HAVE MERCY, I'M TIRED AS A RUNAWAY SLAVE. 1853 01:12:21,137 --> 01:12:22,972 LET'S SEE WHAT I GOT. 1854 01:12:23,072 --> 01:12:24,841 DON'T NOBODY GET ME NOTHIN' ANYWAY. 1855 01:12:27,010 --> 01:12:28,578 OH, SNAP. 1856 01:12:28,678 --> 01:12:30,880 DADA--I ALWAYS WANTED ME A DADA. 1857 01:12:30,980 --> 01:12:32,682 HELL, YEAH. 1858 01:12:32,782 --> 01:12:35,952 EXTRA MEDIUM, EXTRA MEDIUM? 1859 01:12:36,052 --> 01:12:38,755 HELL, GOT TO HAVE SOMETHING FOR THE SKINNY NIGGAS. 1860 01:12:38,855 --> 01:12:40,790 DAY-DAY, THIS COULD BE OUR LAST CHANCE. 1861 01:12:40,890 --> 01:12:41,991 OH, MAN. 1862 01:12:42,091 --> 01:12:43,092 YOU KEEP YOUR TIMID ASS HERE, 1863 01:12:43,192 --> 01:12:45,028 I'M GOING TO GET MY SHIT. 1864 01:12:47,464 --> 01:12:50,333 YEAH, I ROLL INTO THE CLUBS JUST LIKE THIS, BABY. 1865 01:12:50,434 --> 01:12:53,603 SANTA CLAUS UP HERE, GRABBING ME SOME WALLETS, 1866 01:12:53,703 --> 01:12:56,139 CIGARETTE LIGHTERS, SOME CAR KEYS. 1867 01:12:56,239 --> 01:12:58,775 HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, YOU CRACK BABY! 1868 01:12:58,875 --> 01:13:00,910 YEAH, LET'S GET HIS ASS, CRAIG! YEAH, GO! 1869 01:13:03,112 --> 01:13:04,047 Day-Day: BEAT HIM, CRAIG! 1870 01:13:06,983 --> 01:13:09,919 ...BREAK IN THEIR HOUSE, HIT THEM WITH TREES! 1871 01:13:15,459 --> 01:13:16,660 HOLD HIM, DAY-DAY! 1872 01:13:18,528 --> 01:13:19,663 TURN AROUND! 1873 01:13:19,763 --> 01:13:21,264 ( grunting ) 1874 01:13:21,465 --> 01:13:23,467 HO HO HO, MOTHERFUCKER! 1875 01:13:26,035 --> 01:13:27,036 MOVE, DAY-DAY! 1876 01:13:29,172 --> 01:13:30,507 DAMN! 1877 01:13:30,607 --> 01:13:33,242 AAH! 1878 01:13:33,477 --> 01:13:35,612 OW! 1879 01:13:39,749 --> 01:13:40,984 DAMN, CRAIG! GET HIS ASS! 1880 01:13:41,084 --> 01:13:42,486 SHIT! 1881 01:13:44,488 --> 01:13:46,790 ARGH! 1882 01:13:46,890 --> 01:13:48,324 MOTHER! 1883 01:13:48,492 --> 01:13:49,759 DAMN IT, CRAIG, GET UP! 1884 01:13:49,859 --> 01:13:51,528 TOP FLIGHT! GET HIS ASS, DAY-DAY! 1885 01:13:51,628 --> 01:13:52,696 GO! 1886 01:13:59,803 --> 01:14:01,070 DAMN! 1887 01:14:04,073 --> 01:14:05,809 ( groaning ) 1888 01:14:11,815 --> 01:14:12,916 SHIT! 1889 01:14:14,551 --> 01:14:15,885 I CAUGHT YOU, DIDN'T I?! 1890 01:14:15,985 --> 01:14:17,521 YOU DIRTY SON OF BITCHES! 1891 01:14:17,587 --> 01:14:19,055 YOU DON'T KNOW WHO Y'ALL FUCKING WITH! 1892 01:14:19,155 --> 01:14:21,357 I'M ONE OF THE COLDEST NIGGAS IN THE CITY! 1893 01:14:21,525 --> 01:14:22,726 GET OUT OF MY COLLARD GREENS, 1894 01:14:22,826 --> 01:14:25,829 MY MUSTARD GREENS, AND MY COLLARD GREENS! 1895 01:14:27,864 --> 01:14:30,233 I'D LIKE TO BLOWED ANOTHER HOLE IN ONE OF Y'ALL! 1896 01:14:32,268 --> 01:14:33,937 Man: DIRTY SON OF BITCHES! 1897 01:14:43,547 --> 01:14:44,948 COME ON OUT OF THERE! 1898 01:14:45,048 --> 01:14:46,983 ( dogs barking ) 1899 01:14:47,083 --> 01:14:49,052 NEXT TIME I'M GONNA SHOOT YOU IN THE ONE THAT'S WINKING, 1900 01:14:49,152 --> 01:14:50,253 NOT THE ONE THAT STINK! 1901 01:14:55,959 --> 01:14:56,693 HUH?! 1902 01:14:56,793 --> 01:14:57,894 PRAISE GOD. 1903 01:15:02,732 --> 01:15:04,701 YO, DANG, MAN, WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?! 1904 01:15:13,242 --> 01:15:15,144 ( rap music playing ) 1905 01:15:20,617 --> 01:15:23,319 I GOT A CALLING, I'M HERE TO DELIVER THE WORD OF GOD, 1906 01:15:23,587 --> 01:15:24,420 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 1907 01:15:24,588 --> 01:15:26,055 PLEASE DON'T HURT ME. 1908 01:15:26,155 --> 01:15:28,592 BEAT THAT ASS! 1909 01:15:29,626 --> 01:15:31,695 GET HIS ASS, CRAIG! 1910 01:15:31,795 --> 01:15:33,763 WAIT A MINUTE! 1911 01:15:35,064 --> 01:15:35,999 GO, GO, GO! MOVE! 1912 01:15:36,099 --> 01:15:38,134 GET HIS ASS! 1913 01:15:39,936 --> 01:15:41,104 COME ON, COME ON! 1914 01:15:41,204 --> 01:15:43,006 ( all shouting at once ) 1915 01:15:44,140 --> 01:15:45,675 GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! 1916 01:15:45,775 --> 01:15:47,611 BEAT HIS ASS! 1917 01:15:48,778 --> 01:15:50,079 ( all shouting at once ) 1918 01:15:53,983 --> 01:15:55,819 ( explosion ) 1919 01:15:55,919 --> 01:15:58,021 OH, SHIT! 1920 01:15:58,121 --> 01:15:59,088 I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE! 1921 01:15:59,188 --> 01:16:00,924 AHH! 1922 01:16:01,024 --> 01:16:02,025 GO, GO, GO! 1923 01:16:02,125 --> 01:16:04,628 MOVE, MOVE, MOVE! 1924 01:16:04,694 --> 01:16:06,730 COME ON, YOU TWO-TIME HATERS. WHERE YOU AT? 1925 01:16:06,830 --> 01:16:07,997 ( gunshot ) 1926 01:16:08,097 --> 01:16:08,965 YOU KNOW I AIN'T PLAYIN'! 1927 01:16:09,065 --> 01:16:11,034 COME ON! COME ON! 1928 01:16:11,134 --> 01:16:13,102 RESPECT MY GANGSTER! 1929 01:16:15,639 --> 01:16:18,241 AHH! 1930 01:16:23,647 --> 01:16:24,648 OPEN THE DOOR! 1931 01:16:29,285 --> 01:16:30,854 Man: FUCK, I'LL KILL Y'ALL. 1932 01:16:30,954 --> 01:16:32,021 TAKE YOUR BROKE ASS HOME! 1933 01:16:32,121 --> 01:16:34,357 THAT BOY CAN TAKE A FALL! 1934 01:16:38,795 --> 01:16:41,097 Man: Y'ALL NIGGAS DON'T KNOW WHO YOU'RE FUCKING WITH! 1935 01:16:44,167 --> 01:16:45,334 ( screams ) 1936 01:16:46,936 --> 01:16:48,772 I TOLD YOU I AIN'T NO FREAK! 1937 01:16:48,872 --> 01:16:51,007 I'LL KILL YOU! 1938 01:16:53,009 --> 01:16:54,010 ( gunshot ) 1939 01:16:55,178 --> 01:16:56,512 CAN'T CATCH ME, BABY. 1940 01:16:56,746 --> 01:16:58,147 PRIME TIME. 1941 01:17:00,817 --> 01:17:01,851 HA HA HA! 1942 01:17:01,951 --> 01:17:03,052 ( car honking ) 1943 01:17:03,152 --> 01:17:04,688 AHH! 1944 01:17:06,222 --> 01:17:07,156 DAMN! 1945 01:17:07,256 --> 01:17:09,158 OW! WHAT THE HELL?! 1946 01:17:15,298 --> 01:17:17,200 ( groaning ) 1947 01:17:17,300 --> 01:17:18,702 SHIT. 1948 01:17:18,768 --> 01:17:21,070 GODDAMN IT, C.W., WHAT DID YOU HIT?! 1949 01:17:21,170 --> 01:17:23,707 MAN, I THINK THAT WAS A DOG, MAN. 1950 01:17:25,508 --> 01:17:27,110 I AIN'T PLAYIN' WITH YOU, NOOGAH! 1951 01:17:27,210 --> 01:17:29,078 DIDN'T I TELL YOU I WAS GONNA FIRE YOUR ASS 1952 01:17:29,178 --> 01:17:30,379 IF YOU HIT SOMETHING ELSE? 1953 01:17:30,479 --> 01:17:32,148 NOPE, I DIDN'T HEAR THAT PART, PINKY. 1954 01:17:32,248 --> 01:17:34,050 AFTER YOU HIT THAT LITTLE RETARDED BOY 1955 01:17:34,150 --> 01:17:35,985 WITH THE FUCKED UP WALK. 1956 01:17:36,085 --> 01:17:39,055 YOU'RE COSTING ME MONEY, C.W. 1957 01:17:39,155 --> 01:17:41,024 ( grunts ) 1958 01:17:41,124 --> 01:17:42,558 HE STILL BREATHING. 1959 01:17:42,726 --> 01:17:43,993 GET YOUR ASS BACK IN THE CAR! 1960 01:17:44,093 --> 01:17:45,294 OHH, NOOGAH! 1961 01:17:45,394 --> 01:17:46,830 ALL RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKER, LET'S GO. 1962 01:17:46,930 --> 01:17:49,132 COME ON, NOOGAH! 1963 01:17:49,232 --> 01:17:51,634 GET YOUR ASS IN THE CAR, COME ON! 1964 01:17:51,735 --> 01:17:53,036 YOU DONE HIT SANTA CLAUS! 1965 01:17:53,136 --> 01:17:55,038 ( groaning ) 1966 01:17:57,941 --> 01:17:59,308 THAT WAS PINKY'S LIMO. 1967 01:17:59,408 --> 01:18:01,845 LOOK, HE HIT SANTA ASS, COME ON! 1968 01:18:01,945 --> 01:18:02,946 UH-HUH! 1969 01:18:05,248 --> 01:18:06,916 UH-HUH, GOT YOUR ASS! 1970 01:18:07,016 --> 01:18:08,084 TURN OVER! 1971 01:18:09,352 --> 01:18:10,954 D.O.A. 1972 01:18:11,054 --> 01:18:13,189 SHOULD I TELL HIM OR YOU? LET'S BOTH TELL HIM. 1973 01:18:13,289 --> 01:18:15,859 Both: YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT! 1974 01:18:15,959 --> 01:18:17,093 BITCH! 1975 01:18:17,193 --> 01:18:18,828 ( Craig and Day-Day laughing ) 1976 01:18:18,928 --> 01:18:21,865 GOT HIS ASS. GOT HIS ASS. 1977 01:18:21,965 --> 01:18:24,400 * MERRY CHRISTMAS 1978 01:18:24,500 --> 01:18:28,037 * SEGA GENESIS * YEAH 1979 01:18:28,137 --> 01:18:29,138 * STREET FIGHTER II 1980 01:18:29,238 --> 01:18:30,306 HA HA! 1981 01:18:30,406 --> 01:18:32,041 YO, DAY-DAY. WHAT'S UP? 1982 01:18:32,141 --> 01:18:34,043 I'M GLAD WE GOT OUR RENT MONEY BACK, BABY. 1983 01:18:34,143 --> 01:18:35,979 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH THAT FOOL? 1984 01:18:36,079 --> 01:18:38,347 I DON'T KNOW, PO-PO'S WILL GET HIS DUMB-ASS SOONER OR LATER. 1985 01:18:38,447 --> 01:18:41,317 HO HO HO, MOTHERFUCKER, HA HA HA! 1986 01:18:41,417 --> 01:18:43,152 Craig: THERE YOU HAVE IT, 1987 01:18:43,252 --> 01:18:45,989 ANOTHER FRIDAY GONE, ANOTHER PROBLEM SOLVED. 1988 01:18:46,089 --> 01:18:47,623 ( muttering ) 1989 01:18:47,791 --> 01:18:49,192 WE JUST TOOK OUR STUFF BACK TO THE PARTY 1990 01:18:49,292 --> 01:18:50,626 AND LEFT SANTA CLAUS ON THE ROOF 1991 01:18:50,827 --> 01:18:53,229 FOR THE POLICE TO GET. 1992 01:18:53,329 --> 01:18:57,133 FAR AS I KNOW, HE'S STILL UP THERE TALKING SHIT. 1993 01:18:57,233 --> 01:19:00,069 PIMP DOWN, PIMP MISSING IN ACTION! 1994 01:19:00,169 --> 01:19:01,971 Craig: AND MONEY MIKE, 1995 01:19:02,071 --> 01:19:03,840 YOU KNOW, HE'S STILL GETTING CHASED BY DAMON 1996 01:19:03,940 --> 01:19:05,641 ALL THROUGH THE HOOD. 1997 01:19:05,809 --> 01:19:08,444 THERE'S A LOUD PARTY UPSTAIRS THAT'S KEEPING ME UP. 1998 01:19:08,544 --> 01:19:10,814 COULD YOU PLEASE SEND A UNIT? 1999 01:19:10,880 --> 01:19:12,816 Craig: MISS PEARLY KEPT ON HATING ON US. 2000 01:19:12,849 --> 01:19:16,652 WE DIDN'T EVEN CARE, WE KEPT ON PARTYING. 2001 01:19:16,820 --> 01:19:18,988 MY UNCLE GOT DRUNK AND EVENTUALLY PASSED OUT. 2002 01:19:19,088 --> 01:19:20,890 LOOK AT POPS-- 2003 01:19:20,990 --> 01:19:23,827 YOU KNOW, HE SHOWED HIS ASS TILL THE PO-PO'S CAME. 2004 01:19:23,893 --> 01:19:25,661 OPEN THE DOOR, LET'S DO THIS! 2005 01:19:25,829 --> 01:19:28,197 PUT DOWN THE B-B-BARBECUE. 2006 01:19:28,297 --> 01:19:30,233 Craig: BUT ALL THEY WANTED WAS SOME MORE WEED. 2007 01:19:30,333 --> 01:19:32,035 SO WE HOOKED THEM UP, 2008 01:19:32,135 --> 01:19:34,637 AND I EVEN KEPT DAY-DAY'S DUMB-ASS OCCUPIED. 2009 01:19:34,838 --> 01:19:36,272 AND A GERMAN SHEPHERD! 2010 01:19:36,372 --> 01:19:37,540 ( barking ) 2011 01:19:37,841 --> 01:19:39,442 OOH! OOH! 2012 01:19:39,542 --> 01:19:42,411 Craig: THAT'S UNTIL MY MOMS WALKED IN ON HIM. 2013 01:19:42,511 --> 01:19:45,681 AND ME, YOU KNOW HOW A PLAYER DO. 2014 01:19:45,849 --> 01:19:47,583 I CONVINCED DONNA TO BRING HER FINE ASS 2015 01:19:47,851 --> 01:19:49,185 BACK TO THE PARTY-- 2016 01:19:49,285 --> 01:19:50,854 GOT HER IN MY ROOM, 2017 01:19:50,887 --> 01:19:52,956 SLID THE DRESSER IN FRONT OF THE DOOR, 2018 01:19:53,056 --> 01:19:56,059 AND GOT MYSELF A EARLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT. 2019 01:19:56,159 --> 01:19:58,061 YOU KNOW! 2020 01:19:58,161 --> 01:20:01,064 ( imitating drums and bass ) 2021 01:20:03,599 --> 01:20:05,701 I'LL BEAT-BOX YOUR ASS! 2022 01:20:05,902 --> 01:20:07,470 ( rap music playing ) 132802

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